ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th November 2022

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

How contagious are yawns? Calling our number neighbours Best personalised plate in NZ TV watching habits See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the award-nominated Brian Clint Podcast. Here in New Zealand, for the first time, the Brian Clint Show has been nominated for Best Radio Podcast. There's so many categories when it comes to podcasts. But we're up for the radio one. What we've realised is there's another award that you guys listening could help us win if you want to. Yeah, you can vote. It's a public voted one. We could, if we get enough votes,

we could win People's Choice at the New Zealand Podcast Awards. Which is, in my opinion, the best award to win. Well, that's the one you just won. Exactly. For the TV. In my opinion, the best award to win. Well, that's the one you just won. Exactly. For the TV. In my opinion, the best award to win. Producer Ella has been putting some links together for this. Ella, do you think we can get a post up in the Brian Clint podcast family about this?

Oh, absolutely. It's a bit fiddly. Like you have to put in a link to the podcast. So can you put the link to vote in there? Yeah. And can you also put the link, people can just copy paste of where they find the podcast. Oh, you have to put a link of the podcast. So can you put the link to vote in there? And can you also put the link, people can just copy paste of where they find the podcast? You have to put a link of the podcast in there.

Yeah. And the name of it. So it is quite like, but it honestly takes less than a minute. People don't know how to spell Brie. They write B-R-I-E. It happens all the time. B-R-I. And Clint. Anyway, we've never won anything as a show. Not C-L-I-T

Or C-U-N-T We don't want to come across as desperate But please Just let us win it's fun And we win but also you listening win as well It's a win for all of us Don't you want to tell people you listen To an award winning podcast

People can't argue with that We don't want to sound too desperate now. It's whatever. I think we wrap it up. I don't really care. I don't really mind. I just saw Clint pout and that was too much. I'm not phased.

I don't really want it. Yeah, it's fine. Are you crying? Today's been a funny show, guys. I must say I've enjoyed it. It's been all over the place today. Today's show's been awesome sauce. Awesome sauce.

I texted in and pranked you guys. That was my favourite, I think. That was fun. I gyrated on the table. You did? Yeah. I shook the desk. All over the floor.

And all over the floor. Look at our Instagram. Well, you did nearly knock the whole table over. No, you're exaggerating. You were on it. whole table over. No, you're being exaggerating. You were on it. I was holding it, okay? You're exaggerating as if the whole table was going to go over. Come on now.

Clint, if you do Control F or Command F, you can find your text. Oh, the Ella text? Yeah. Oh, is he struggling? Is he struggling? It's because we've had so many texts today. Can you submit that to the podcast awards? We get this text today at 4.30.

Hey, Jimbo here. Wondering if Clint is single. First day listening and he's V cool. V for very. And then I love that Clint took the bait and he goes, a guy named Jimbo's hitting on me on the text machine. And he was happy with himself. And then he's in here going, oh, man, whoever that is,

I'm going to block their number. It was fucking Ella. It was Ella. Got him. I was going to get my rocks off with a man named Jimbo. Ew. What does rocks off mean? Don't worry.

Ella. You don't need to know. Ella. Yeah, Ella. You don't need to know. Oh, Ella. Ella. Yeah, Ella. You don't need to know. Don't worry, you sweet, innocent little mind. There's a link on our Instagram story to vote for us.

Ella is about to put it up in the podcast family. Can you please make sure it's up by the time the podcast goes up? Jimbo will post it. Because people won't come back and do it twice. Okay, what's our Z in Facebook? No. Oh, my God. Brinklin.

That's our head of social media. Podcast family. Brinklin podcast family. Holy shit. Don't worry. We don't even care. We don't even care. We love you guys.

Please vote. We love you. Bye. GG. GG. Bula Banaka, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show. G'day, guys.

Happy hump day. Happy hump. Happy hump. Wet hump. Yeah, it's a wet hump day. It's a wet hump where we are. I dressed for a dry hump today. You've dressed in a, is it a linen shirt?

Yeah. We're going to a garden party after this. Oh, we are too. That's why I got my best blazer on. shirt? Yeah. We're going to a garden party after this. Oh, we are too. That's why I got my best blazer on. Yeah. Yeah. You dressed for an office meeting in the 80s and I've dressed to go out on a yacht. Hey, shoulder pads are back in, my friend.

Yeah. Oh, those pads. I thought you'd just been bulking. I wish. I thought you'd been doing your... I wish. My lats. Doing your razors.

Yeah. Yeah. Free weights, baby. My bench press. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish. Your cable flies. I bloody wish I wish. My lats. Your razors. Yeah. Yeah. Free weights, baby. My bench press. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish. Your cable flies. I bloody wish I had.

Hey! Today on the show, lots of good old fun to be had. We're going to give away another gift box, experience gift box from Chuffed. We've got the third experience of the day to give out at 4 o'clock. Of course, that incredible Mitre 10 prize, where we're going to give somebody the best Christmas ever thanks to Mitre 10

is still going on. We're going to talk to someone who has nominated a deserving New Zealander to win a full backyard makeover from Mitre 10 at 6 o'clock. Before then, you can text BEST in your nomination to 9696 and that will get that person in the draw as well. Yeah, even if you

just get in the draw, you win a $200 Mitre 10 voucher to give to them. Easy. Yeah, simple. Let's kick off the show though with Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs with KFC. Yeah, baby! Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Right, here we go. The ladies versus the tradies. What's the score update?

The ladies on 87 wins for the year and the tradies on 107. Let's meet our lady first. She's from the Tron. She's 34. She's also a tradie, but she's playing for the ladies. Welcome to the show, Victoria. G'day, Victoria. What's your trade? Hey, how's it going the ladies. Welcome to the show, Victoria. G'day, Victoria. What's your trade?

Hey, how's it going? Building. Builder. Nice. You're a chippy. Yeah. Wow, sort of. Sort of?

Good with your hands. Yeah, I'm more of a labourer. Right, right, right, right. Okay, you're taking on our tradie tradie today. He is 25 and he is from Auckland. He's only ever won one radio competition before and that was from MyFM. Welcome to the show, Sam.

Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks, Sam. What did you win? I just am curious to know what MyFM were giving away. Yeah, actually, good question. Keith, this was years ago, but I think they had a competition which was winning a tickets to New York.

Whoa! I shouldn't have asked. But yeah. The majority of people have never won a radio competition. Sam, you might be on the verge of winning too. Pretty good one to win. Imagine a trip to New York and $50 cash from ZM. I know, I know.

Everything is coming up, Sam. My FM here is listening. They're like, bro, we gave you a trip to New York. Why are you listening from ZM. I know, I know. Everything is coming up, Sam. My FM here is listening to that like, bro, we gave you a trip to New York. Why are you listening to ZM? What do we have to do to buy listeners? Okay, Victoria, your buzzer is lady. Sam, yours is tradie. First of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks,

thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Where is the Football World Cup currently taking place? Lady. Victoria. In Qatar.

That is correct. It is in Qatar. Although it probably shouldn't be. Question number two. One to the ladies. In January of this year, a heart transplant from an animal to a human was done for the first time. What animal was it? Lady.

Yes, Victoria. Was it a pig? It was a pig. Wow. How What animal was it? Lady. Yes, Victoria. Was it a pig? It was a pig. Wow. How did you know that? Quite similar, apparently, or the most similar. Yeah, a lot of humans get pig valves in their hearts. I didn't know you could get a whole pig heart.

Well, it was the first one done this year. Question number three. Would you feel weird about eating bacon? Probably. Yeah. You'd feel quite, you have to be quite grateful, wouldn't you? I've already given you enough.

Two to the ladies. Sam, you need this one to stop Victoria. You could take it here, Victoria. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Let me take you dancing to step to the bedroom.

Sam. Lady. Is the bedroom. Ready? Sam. Lady. Is it Jason Derulo? Yes, it is. It is Jason Derulo. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four.

The Santa Claus franchise is set to release the fourth installment this holiday season called The Santa Clauses. Which actor plays Santa in those films? Give you a clue. Lady? Yes, Victoria. Is it Will Ferrell? No, not Will Ferrell. Good guess. Sam? Not sure, guys. We'll give you both a clue and throw you both back

in there. He was in Home Improvement. He played Woody on Toy Story. Yes, Victoria. Tim Allen? Tim Allen. Tim Allen. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh.

She's a lady. Victoria on fire today. It's a win for the ladies from a lady tradie. 50 bucks from KFC is all yours, Victoria. Congratulations. Awesome. Cheers, guys. Thank you.

Nice work. Bree and Clint. We're asking you, what do you use instead of a Christmas tree? Christmas tree. That's so 2021. Man, get with the times. Bree had a mannequin as a Christmas tree. Yeah, Shirley Claus. Where did you get the mannequin?

Don't ask questions I can't answer on the radio, Clint. Someone said, we used an umbrella last year. We left it too late and my dad came home with a green umbrella. So we used that. I love that. What about this one? No biggie.

One Christmas, I just took a photo of my old Christmas tree and made that picture really big to cover the wall. See, that is working smarter, not harder. That's really smart. Isn't it? Let's go to Pippi. Merry Christmas, Pippi that is working smarter, not harder. It's really smart. Isn't it? Let's go to Pippi. Merry Christmas, Pippi. G'day, Pippi.

Oh, g'day, guys. How's it going? We're good. What are you using instead of a Christmas tree? Okay, so I'm looking for solutions, for small creative solutions for small spaces. So instead of a Christmas tree, what I do is I just pin

the Christmas tree decorations to the wall in the shape of a Christmas tree. In the shape of a tree. I've seen this on like, you know, Pinterest and Etsy. Yeah. So it is very space-saving. Someone, we've had a few texts like that, people just putting the

lights, like the string lights, stuck to the wall in the shape of a tree as well, Pippi? Yeah, so what I do is I use those gorgeous little, tiny little LED lights that come on the copper wire. Yeah, I know the one. Smart. To kind of string the shape. Man, those lights are hard to roll up and use again the next year, the ones on the wire.

They don't really roll, do they? No. You've got to roll them around the battery patch. Yeah. Pippi's got all the advice. Thank you, Pippi. Merry Christmas. What? Bring Pippi back. Pippi, you're back in the room.

Hey, Pippi. Hey, Pippi, do you have any stockings? Any stockings? Like, you know, what? Like long stockings for Christmas know like long stockings for Christmas are we talking about like our 18 long stockings

no we're talking about Pippi long stockings Pippi do you have any long stockings like Christmas stockings hey Pippi you got any muscles just Pippi's

I'm sorry Pippi these dad jokes I'm going to put them in my Christmas crackers yeah I like how Pippi was These dad jokes, I'm going to put them in my Christmas crackers. Yeah. Oh, she... See, Pippi won. I like how Pippi was like, do you mean like sexy stuff?

And I was like, wait, there's sexy stockings? Brie, do you want to hear about my sexy stockings? Bring it on if you're willing to tell that story, Pippi. Thanks, Pippi. Yeah, freaky B. Let's go to Amy. Merry Christmas, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Good day. How are you going? Good, thanks. Amy, is it you or someone you know that has something alternative to a Christmas tree? So it's one of my friends in Seattle. So she's an older lady, doesn't have any kids, and she's a real quirky sort of rock chick. And so she doesn't go conventional for anything. And she actually has a toy Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It's probably like, I don't know, eight to ten inches tall. And she puts a Christmas hat on it and wraps lights around it. And he kind of like has the lights going through his mouth like he's eating them. And he always has like a bit, a can of beer.

I love it. I love it. Do you mean eight or ten feet tall? No, no, inches. So like it sits on her table. Right. A tiny little T-Rex. Yeah, tiny little T-Rex toy.

And that serves as the Christmas tree. That's the Christmas tree. So he's always eating the lights. He has a Christmas hat on. Okay, it's green, I guess. I love it. It's actually orange. What was it on?

T-Rex-mas. You did say she was quirky. Thanks, Amy. I like it. What are you doing this Christmas? Have a good one, New Zealand. I'm going to make a Christmas tree out of old alcohol bottles. Yeah.

That's good. That's pretty good. Green ones. Heineken bottles. Even better, full Heineken bottles. And then you just pull one off every day. Yeah. Have a...

Oh, like an advent calendar. Yeah. When you get home. It's a good idea too, Bree. Have I missed something? No. I know. No, I just want you to get the end of what you're saying. Yeah. When you get home. It's a good idea too, Brie. Have I missed something? No. Oh, no? No, I told you to get the end of what you're saying.

Yeah? Okay, you go. That's a great idea, Brie. Whatever you're doing, have a Merry Christmas. I don't get it. No, I'm just trying to end very sincerely because it's Christmas. Oh, okay. Try again.

Brie, that was an excellent idea. Whatever you're doing this Christmas, have a merry Christmas. The first one was better. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. The Rock does these headline grabbing things quite well. Remember when he gave his stunt double a truck? Yes, I do recall. I think he gave his mum a house. This time he's done one involving chocolate bars, Dean. He has. He has.

Easter has come. Here's what happened, right? So he's actually confessed that when he was young, is how he describes it, he would go into a 7-Eleven near where he lived and he would steal chocolate bars after school. You know what I mean? Like, he'd just sneak one here and there

and, you know, put one in his pocket because he couldn't afford to buy them. He's now gone back to the same 7-Eleven, right, with the biggest bunch of chocolate bars you've ever seen to kind of, like, make do the wrong. Here's some audio. And then, of course, you post that on the gram. Because if you're going to do anything, if it's not on the gram, did you even do it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do anything good without gramming about it. Yeah. Here he is. I have been waiting decades to do what I'm getting ready to do now. Hey, where's your Snickers? When I was 14 years old, every day I used to stop here at the 7-Eleven and steal a king-size Snicker bar because I couldn't afford to buy one.

That was my pre-workout food. I did that for almost a year every day. I had to come back and buy every Snickers bar on those shelves. Here's my issue with this. So he stole a Snickers bar every day from them for a year when he was a kid. Now he's gone in and he's bought every Snickers bar in the store and paid for those. He still owes them for the year's worth

of Snicker bars. You get the Snicker bars you paid for now. Unless he's paying double, he still owes them for all those Snicker bars from when he was 14. Like 300 and something Snicker bars and he's gone in and bought 15. He's also, and I mean our small business owners will relate to this, he's also destroyed their stock. Like, they now have no Snickers. That Snickers, and I mean our small business owners will relate to this, he's also destroyed their stock.

Like, they now have no Snickers. That Snickers, right, Dean, that Snickers was meant to last them right up until Christmas and Dwayne's just come and took them all. Also, he's been rich 20 years. Yeah. Like, he'd been making good money for a long time. Why all of a sudden? You need to pay interest

on those Snicker bars. Yeah, why now Dwayne, why now? Dwayne the Rock Johnson, what an a-hole. Take a long, hard look in the mirror, mate. That is the latest. I'm out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Breein Clint.

This is a study from the University of Orr Targore. And it says just two hours of television a day. Time on home video. Sorry, I'm trying to find something. I'm over this regular terrestrial television. Put on. Who do you reckon's got, oh, that's a's better. Who do you reckon's got, ooh, that's a good question.

Who do you reckon's got the best opening on the streaming services? I like the neon one. I love the neon one. The, um. Amazon Prime takes so long

I don't care for the Amazon Prime one. Oh, it's so basic too. Yeah. Netflix is good because it's fast. Netflix is the most iconic. Yeah. We need to get the neon sound's fast. Netflix is the most iconic. Yeah. We need to get the neon sound effect though.

We need to start supporting local. The neon one I really like. Yeah. Okay, so this study from the University of Otago says more than two hours of television watching as a child. I did click bait you a little bit. Right. Can lead to a higher risk of smoking and gambling as an adult. How would they have figured that out?

It found that excessive leisure time television viewing between the ages of 5 and 15 could be a risk factor in developing a range of addiction disorders later in life, especially smoking and gambling. And I kind of get this because whenever I watch Peaky Blinders or even Yellowstone. You want to smoke a pack of Winnie Blues. Oh my God, I don't even smoke and I've never been a smoker. But when I watch those shows, I'm like, jeez, I'm jonesing for a fag. Honestly, I need a ciggy and I need it now. And I've never, I've never smoked a.

Why do you think I love the show Sex and the City so much? There is something in it though. I don't know what shows these five to 15 year olds are watching. Like I've sat and watched Bluey with my daughter before. They're not doing a lot of, he's not doing a lot of like gambling. No, has he got cigars? He's not at the pokey machines. He's not on the cigars? I don't know about Bingo

but Bluey in particular is. Yeah, Bingo, that's his friend. Pretty clean cut. Yeah, so I'm not sure how that works. But two hours. Yeah, two hours. Did you get that joke? Bingo? Yeah. Like Howsy. Huh? Bingo. Howsy? Bingo. Who's Howsy? That's the get that joke? Bingo. Yeah. Like Howsy. Huh?

Bingo. Howsy? Bingo. Who's Howsy? That's the name of the game Bingo. Oh, but you know how there's a dog named Bingo? Yeah. Yeah, and you were talking about?

Gambling. No, you were talking about Bluey. Yeah, and then I said I don't know about Bingo, the other dog on the show. Right. Yeah. Right. Is there a dog on that show called Bingo?

Bingo. I clearly don't have kids, eh? I haven't watched it. You know you can visit that house in Brisbane? What page are you on? Because I think we're on completely different ones. I think one of us is at one part of the book and the other one is at another part of the book. I think we're reading completely different novels, I think.

I'm on Neon and you're on Netflix. Yeah, exactly. And Bluey's on TVNZ. How much TV would your daughter Tui watch? 45 minutes a day. Is that her limit? Yeah, I reckon. Well, it's not even a limit.

It's just that's the window that they get. Yeah, right. Yeah. But I think about us as kids. Oh, I watch way more than that. It was home from school at 3.30, put it on, Dragon Ball Z, followed by Beast Wars, followed by Animorphs, followed by Yu-Gi-Oh!

and followed by The Simpsons and then have dinner and then watch Friends and then watch Shortland Street. It was way more than two hours. Yeah. I used to watch I can't even remember

because we had two TVs like the good room Yeah, and the kids room. and then the kids room and my dad would be always like turn that crap off! Yeah. We'd be watching Big Brother up late.

Well, apparently every hour after that two-hour limit for kids compounds the problems of smoking and gambling as an adult. Show me the results. Show me the statistics. Your kids might be watching too much TV, but at least they'll be fun when they're grown up, you know? Life at the party. Who wants to get kicked onto the next pub?

Bree and Clint. Who wants to take part in a bit of a radio experiment? Me. I do love experiments. God, I love it. Do I have to spend a night in a hospital? No. And take some drugs?

One of them, which might be a placebo, but I won't know until afterwards. Nope. You don't have to do much, actually. There's a new research study that's out. It's done by a New Zealand bunch of experts. New Zealand Sleep Company. There it is.

Sleep Company Nod. They've created something called the Yawn Test, which has conclusively found that more than half of us will involuntarily open our mouths and inhale after seeing someone yawn. What a weird way to describe yawning. Open your mouth and inhale. Yeah. Why don't they just say yawn?

I know. The New Zealand bunch of experts. Because they're scientists. Apparently what they did was is they created a short film And it shows people looking into the camera And continuously yawning for three minutes straight And then the experts Then showed a bunch of different Kiwis Are you yawning right now?

Okay That's a fake yawn I can't even think about yawning without yawning Really? Genuinely It looked like a fake one You were trying to get me to yawn No, I wasn't trying to do anything You're the one talking about yawning I'mawning. Really? Genuinely. Yeah. It looked like a fake one. You were trying to get me to yawn. No, I wasn't trying to do anything. You're the one talking

about yawning. I'm surprised you haven't yawned yet. I know, same. Normally I am a contagious yawner. I thought we could do an experiment on the radio. Also, don't ever yawn shame me again. Okay? It was fake, wasn't it? Don't you dare. Only someone who

was like, obviously worried about if they fake yawn got found out would say that well if you're so worried about me faking it maybe you should maybe you should try harder to make me yawn for real go do a fake one let me let me see the difference i don't know how to fake you and i've never faked it i've never faked it yeah neither yeah neither what's your what's your what your experiment? I want people to call up and we're just going to yawn a bunch of times, hopefully audibly, and we'll see how many people on the phone. Producer Ella just yawned. I just saw you yawn.

And we'll see how many people on the phone. She yawned three times during this break. No, I've been sitting here yawning. Ella's done two. I've done about three. Is that because the yawns are contagious or because we're boring you? Contagious, for sure.

You guys yawn a lot during our show anyway. We're just so tired. I can't tell the difference. We need six people to call up right now. Six people, okay. Yep, 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll all have them on at the same time. We'll try and do...

I'll get some sleepy music ready. Some yawns. And we'll see how many people we're going to do our own test, our own study. Got halfway there and then it stops. Oh, don't you hate when it's halfway? Yeah. And you don't finish? Yeah. Feels weird? Yeah. It's not the best. I'm frustrated now.

Yeah. I have to go and finish my own yawn off in the bathroom. Alright, 0800 dial ZM. You don't text us on this one. No, no, no. We need you to call 0800 dial ZM if you want to be a part of the yawn test. It's a big old experiment. Bree and Clint.

Well, here we go. Bring on the yawns after that. We're running a bit of an experiment, and it's where you call us up. You can still call up right now if you want to. 0800 dial ZM. And we're going to run an experiment where we're going to start to yawn and we just need you to tell us, does it make you yawn along with us?

We should end up with a whole chorus of yawns, according to this study. That's what we're hoping. It is contagious. Scientists don't know why. Do you know that? They have still not pinpointed why. Yeah, what is it?

Why I need to yawn when you need to yawn. Cheryl's here. Hi, Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl. Hi. You're not driving at the moment, are you, Cheryl? You're not going to yawn your way off the road? No, I'm not.

Okay, well, welcome to the study. Do you know what they say, Cheryl? Don't yawn and drive. No, well, that's true. Thanks for coming on board, Cheryl. Let's bring on our next participant in the study, a very sedate and tired

G'day Mate to AJ. G'day. G'day, mate. How you doing, you mad bees? We're good, you mad bee. You're going to join the yawn panel and so is Sheila. Hi, Sheila. Good afternoon. mad bee. You're going to join the yawn panel and so is Sheila. Hi, Sheila.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Sheila, thanks for joining us and taking part in the study. Would you like to bring the producers in as well to increase the number of panelists? They will be a part of this study as well. Producer Claude. G'day. And Producer Ella.

Hello. Hello. Hello. I mean, this is going to come down to our ability to give authentic yawns as well and audible ones. Okay. You guys on the phone, you just tell us, Cheryl, AJ and Sheila, just yell out yes if you yawn, okay? You might be able to hear them. You might get a... That's true. I'm yawning already.

No, who was that? Who was that? Sheila. Sheila. We've got one already, yep. All right, here we go. Let the research begin. That's another one.

Oh, it's Sheila again. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Not doing it. Yep. It's on for me. I think Sheila's on three. I think Sheila's on three.

Yeah, that's me again. You're not faking it, eh, Sheila? You wouldn't fake it. Oh, hell no. I'm trying to stay awake and I'm driving home. Oh, you are driving. Jesus Christ. Sheila, please stay awake. Sheila, please wouldn't fake it. Oh, hell no. I'm trying to stay awake and I'm driving home. Oh, you are driving. Jesus Christ. Sheila, please stay awake.

Sheila, please pull over. AJ, how's it going up there? Yeah, no worries. I'm laughing more than I am. You're not yawning? You're not yawning? Yawning? AJ, Jesus, Sheila.

Sheila, you're having multiple yawns. Sheila, how much sleep did you get last night? About four hours. Yeah, okay. Sheila. I think you might have sleep apnea. I'm not tired. He's just making me yawn.

Cheryl, how are you going up there? Yeah, I'm yawning. You're yawning as well. He's making me really tired. Oh, Sheila. I wish I could yawn back to back like you. What a good time. Cheryl.

Oh, Sheila. Ella, how are you going? I'm actually all good. I'm just laughing at your face. Have you not had any yet? Not yet. Claudia? I've started so many. You get a half one, eh? And then your body's like, nah, bro, you don't need it. I've had about eight starts. God, it feels good, doesn't it?

To get out a big yawn. Mm-hmm. It does. It does. You know what I hate, though? Oh, I went all the way there. Good one. No, it's really good.

You know what I hate is when my mum would always be like, are you tired? Go to bed. But yawning doesn't actually necessarily mean you're tired. What do they say about yawning? If you yawn five times in a row, you'll... No, yeah, no, it's sneezing. Oh, is it sneezing?

I thought you didn't yawn when somebody else yawned. You were a psychopath. Ella. What do you think about that? AJ. What do you think about that, AJ? I'm just trying to win. No comment from AJ.

No comment from AJ. Very interesting. No comment from AJ. No comment from AJ. Very interesting. No comment. Meanwhile, Sheila. Sheila, are you still with us? I'm still here, yeah. Okay, good, Sheila.

I'm tired. I need to go for a lay down. What about you, Sheila? I better not. Yeah, better not. Actually, get home and then have a lay down. Actually, yeah, you're driving. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. All right, well, I think. Successful experiment, everybody. We've found. Three out of two. Two out of three. Three out of three out of two out of three. I'm literally falling asleep.

Five out of three out of two out of what? Don't yawn on radio. I think I've got locked jaw. This is so stupid. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Right, this is where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler, which if we look at track record, it is producer Claude. She's the Usain Bolt of Google Downs. She's not unbeatable, but she very rarely loses. She is a cut above the rest for this game, but there's still a chance to win. 50 KFC chicken dollars are up for grabs. Blake will need to beat all three of us.

Kia ora, Blake. Welcome to the show. G'day, Blake. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. This is how the game works. I'm going to read out a question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer, you receive a point.

First to three points wins the game. Got it. All right, here we go, guys. Everyone ready? Blake, you ready? Yeah All right, here we go, guys. Everyone ready? Blake, you ready? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Question number one.

What year did they finish building the Eiffel Tower? What year? 1889. 1889. I will still give it to you. It was a shaky one. You can't blame food poisoning for everything. Fine, it was the COVID.

Oh, that was a week ago. Yeah, long COVID. She's on her period, Clint. Leave her alone. We've got you back. Can't argue with that. Period, bro. Food poisoning, prego, COVID, Claude.

If you win, you deserve it. Question number two. How many seasons are there of The Simps number two How many seasons are there Of The Simpsons? How many seasons are there? 34 34 Are you on your phone?

Yes Far out What the heck That is out the gate 1989 Those fingers are so nimble of yours Make sense Alright here we go

Question number three Jeez Blake You This is Do you think Do you think we need to test her For performance enhancing drugs or anything You never said that all in the loud You know what I'm the adjudicator Claude needs to sit out of the next question I can raise a protest flag

She's sitting out a question I love this adjudicator Sitting out of the next question Question number three What is the most expensive bottle of whiskey in the world? What is...

Master of Malt. Bowmore. Craft Irish Whiskey. Producer Ella's out. Tales of the McKellen Volume One. Clint is out. What is the most expensive bottle of whiskey in the world?

Blake, we're looking at you, mate. My daughter's playing up. Bad game for you. Can we all go back in? I reckon I've got it. Can I jump in? Everyone can go back in. Isabella's Islay. That's right, producer Ella.

Isabella's Islay. It's the, Producer Ella. Isabella's Islay. It's the most expensive bottle of whiskey in the world, going for around $9.9 million New Zealand dollars. Whoever gets next to Secret Santa, I'll have one of those, please. Jeez, that's expensive. All right, two to Producer Claude, one to Producer Ella. Question number four. Imagine you mix it with some, like, Bundaberg.

You just mix it with some... $6.2 million, just whack some diet coconut yeah who invented the jandal who invented the jandal anderson anthony i'm gonna say clint was in there first with morris yock that is correct yuck on that claude two to claude one to ella one to clint question number five That is correct. Yuck on that, Claude. Couldn't pronounce. Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint. Question number five.

Blake, your data renewed yet? Nah, nah, nah. I think I'm out for this game. Keep your head up. Keep trying, Blake. You might know a question. Yeah, you might know one off the top of your head. How old is Santa Claus? What's that?

1751 years old. 1,751. 1,751 years old. 1,000. I'm going to give that to Clint because it's very hard to understand anyone. Ho, ho, ho. I accidentally typed Satan. How old is Satan?

I deleted it. Okay, alright. Two to Clint, two to Claude, one to Ella. Question number six. How many metres high is the Statue of Liberty? How many metres high? 93. Oh, for goodness sake.

93 metres. Clint wins. 92.99 if you're specific. That is the game. Clint takes it out. I can reveal now I am on performance enhancing drugs too. I peaked too early and got dizzy. Blake, get some chicken.

Blake, you get the chicken, mate. I feel bad for you. Your data wasn't working. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. But I'm the champion. Suck it't working. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thanks, Matt. But I'm the champion. Suck it, cords. Brian Clint.

Do I have the best number plate in New Zealand? I don't think so. But a guy at the traffic stop told me that he thinks I do. I've got all letters. Leshgo. L-E-S-H-G-O. Would you sell it for a certain amount of money? Oh, I promised Kieran who I bought it from that I'd sell it back to him

Yeah, but he doesn't have your best interests at heart He's just leasing the plate out No, he was a nice dude I would sell it back to him But I thought He fleeced you He charged you $1,700 for that plate I mean, you've got a point

I did think about this though Maybe it's time for me to move on. Would you take two grand for it? I'm not trying to buy it. I'm just curious. Do you want it? No. Yeah, two grand.

Sold. Really? Yeah. Okay, all right. And you know what I'd do? I'd buy a new one. Yeah. And you know what I want?

I can check it for you. Okay, can you check if this is available? I want H O Y A Let me get a Hoya. Just key that in. Not available. Damn it. What if we put an H on the end?

It's available. Wait, what is it? H O Y A H Hoya. Nah, it's got to be H O Y A. It's not available. Nah, it's got to be H-O-Y-A. It's not available. Well, this is what we did last time. If you have that number plate.

Bree is very loosey-goosey with her funds. And if you want to sell it to me. Oh, H-O-Y-A-6-9 is available. Oh, no, we're not doing that, producers. We're not putting the 69 on the end, okay? We're looking for the best personalised plate in Aotearoa. Let's talk to Jess. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Is it your number plate or a number plate you saw? It's my nana's number plate. Okay, great. And what is it? Well, she just started driving late in life and she thought, you know, I'll just get a personalized number plate. So she got I am out in all letters. And then down the bottom it says and driving about. But the catch is a lot of people have come up to her asking when she got out of prison.

Oh. I mean, I'm not going to lie. to her asking when she got out of prison. Oh! I mean, I'm not going to lie, that's the first thing I thought of, Jess. Because I thought out of the closet is the first place my mind went to. Oh, that's good too. Like Nana's out and proud. Yeah, I'm out and about. I mean, fair enough. Yeah, no, prison.

That is so cute from you, Nana. I love it, Jess. Very cute. Someone on the text machine said, I saw the number plate ST0NER, Stoner. Stoner, yeah. It was the best I've seen in Christchurch, and it was for a bricklaying company.

Oh, well done. Yeah, well done. That's good. I like it. Someone else said, my plate is VBR8ER vibrator. Vibrator. I own an adult novelty gift store. That's good.

I saw it's quite literal. Yeah. Yeah, right. That's good. I like it. Was B-U-T-P-L-G taken? Yeah, that's on my other car. Yeah, I've got that one.

Jack's here. Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. Hey, guys. Tell us, mate, what's the personalized plate you think is the best in New Zealand? So my dad has the licence plate Llama One. Okay. Llama One.

Yeah. So it was actually, he was the first person to actually import llamas into New Zealand in the 80s. So he's the, like, the entire reason New Zealand even has llamas. He's the original llama meister. He is. has llamas. He's the original llama meister. He is. Llama farmer. He's the original llama farmer.

He is llama one. Yeah, he is llama one. He is llama ground zero. He's the actual OG, or should we say OL. Yeah, well, he's got the plate to prove it as well. Just FYI, B-U-T-P-L-G is available. Just letting you know. I wonder why.

I wonder why it's available. Greer's here. Hi, Greer. Hi, Greer. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks, Greer. What do you think is the best number plate you've seen in New Zealand? Oh, it's one that my grandma owns.

My granddad got it for her when they were younger, and it's True Love. So it's T-R-U-L-U-V. Oh, that's pretty cute. And what did you say? Your grandparents got it for each other. My granddad got it for my grandma when they were younger. So cute.

Pretty cute. Yeah. I would say, though, just stick with the Lishgold. You reckon? Don't move on to the Hoya? Nah, nah, Lishgold. Okay, cool. I appreciate that feedback, Greer.

It's all right. Greer's like, don't doko. Okay, cool. I appreciate that feedback, Greer. It's all right. Greer's like, don't do that to yourself, please. Someone texted her and they said, my partner and I saw a number plate, D-O-G-W-K-R, and I was like, what does he do to his dog? Before I saw the stickers about walking dogs. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I've found it.

Yeah? I think I've found the best number plate in New Zealand. Is it better than this one? My dad has ST1FY. ST1. Stiffy. Gotcha. Now, this is the best one.

Are you guys ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I think this is my favourite. Best number plate, personalised plate in New Zealand. It says, not my plate, but my granddad owns a Suzuki Swift and his number plate is Taylor. Oh, that's very good. That's good.

Yeah, my granddad. I like it. I like it. Too bad if you buy a different car, though, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then his missus is like, doesn't really work now. That's a bummer. Bree and Clint.

Eh? It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, but let's get into the birthday bangers for your Wednesday. Three people, what was number one on their 16th birthday? We're going to play our favourite song in full. Abby's here.

Kia ora, Abby. Hi, Abs. Kia ora, team. How are you, mate? I'm good, thanks. How are you guys? Yeah, we're good, thanks, Abby. How long have you been waiting to find out your birthday banger?

I've been listening for a while now, so I thought it was my time because it's actually my birthday this coming Saturday. Oh, cool. Okay, great. This is exciting. What's the year? 1997. Right, so that means 3rd of December 1997,

which means you were 16 in 2013. And, Abby, here's your birthday banger. I'm sorry if I say I need you But I don't care, I'm not scared One Direction and Strong. You're One Directioner, Abby? I am a big Directioner, so that is perfect. Oh, good. No, it's not perfect, it's strong.

It's a different One Direction song. My bad. Hey, wait there, Abby. We're going to do a birthday banger for Briar. Kia ora, Briar. Hi, Briar. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, thanks. We're going to do a birthday banger for Briar. Kia ora, Briar. Hi, Briar. Hi. How are you, mate?

I'm good, thanks. Yourself? Yeah, good, thanks, Briar. What's your birthday? So I'm the 28th of January, 97. A 97 baby, just like Abby. You were also 16 in 2013. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. You are now, now, rockin' with Brittany, bitch. On your 16th birthday, this was number one. I love this Britney song. Banger. Oh, yeah. Like it, Briar? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That gets the room moving, eh? Oh, yeah.

Okay, wait there, Briar. Edward is here. Kia ora, Edward. Hi, yeah. Okay, wait there, Brian. Edward is here. Kia ora, Edward. Hi, Edward. Hello, guys. How are you going? Good, mate. How's your week going?

Yeah, pretty good, but wet. Yeah. Doesn't it suck? Yeah. I'm over it, Edward. I'm just over it. People get so surprised in spring, eh? They're like, why is it so wet every year?

Hey, dreams are free. Yeah, any whoosie. What's your birthday, Edward? We're going to do your birthday. Any whoosie. Any whoosie. Any whoosie. What's your birthday, Edward?

3rd of March, 2000. Oh, 8th of March. Sorry, 2003. Did you forget your birthday, Edward? I love it. You were 16 in 2019 and, Edward, here it is. You like my hair? Gee, thanks.

Just want it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. Ariane de Grande. I want it. I got it.

In seven rings. You like it, Edward? Brittany's a bit better, isn't it? Yeah, I reckon too. I'm in for Britney. We're going to cop it from producer Ella if we disregard that One Direction song again, by the way, just so we're aware.

I'm sorry, but the other two songs for us to play, that One Direction song would have to be stinkers. You could say the other guys are stronger. No, I'll pay that. I'm sorry if I say I hate you, but I don't care. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Briar, congratulations. Are we going with Brittany?

Yeah, I'm going with Brittany. Brittany for Briar. Brittany for Briar, Brittany for Briar. You won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you very much. You can direct your One Direction complaints to... In One Direction.

Ella. That is producer Ella's direction. Bring the action. When you hit us in the club, you gotta check to make up. You gotta check to make up. You gotta check to make up. When we up in the club, all eyes on us. Bree and Clint.

Zed and Bree and Clint. Well, I am, and Britney Spears, the winner of Birthday Banger, scream and shout, get off the bloody table. Honestly. That song just does things to me. 2013. Do you reckon when her dad heard the British accent for the first time, he was like,

all right, time to get her into conservatorship. That's so horrible. Does she do a British accent on you? Yes. In the middle of the song, she turns British. Does she? When I walk up in the club, all eyes on us. She goes British in the middle of the song.

Can we play it? Do we have it? Or is it going to be too hard? It'll be too hard. Anyway, it beat out One Direction and it beat out Ariana Grande. I'm so puffed from gyrating. Just back to the number plate thing for a second. We were looking for the greatest number plate in New Zealand.

Someone texted and they said a skin and body studio. So like they do like Brazilians and stuff. Right. In Whangarei. They have the number plate F-N-Y-W-X-R. Funny Waxer. Fanny Waxer. Yeah, no, I was making a joke.

I was like, duh, mate. Come on. Come on. Brie and Clint. Brie, if you were single and 10 years younger, would you go on Love Island? Absolutely not. Would you not?

Nah. Would you not? Nah. Why not? You don't think it would be a bit of fun? I just don't think I am the type they're looking for. Why do you say that? I can

look at the show and know that. I would only go on the show if I was like 10 or 15 years younger, single and like ripped. And ripped? Yeah. I don't want to be the one in the singlet, you know,

when everyone else is doing... In the rashy. You'd be in there in a rashy. Clint goes on Love Island, he opts in the pool, he goes,, when everyone else is doing it. In the rashie. You'd be in there in a rashie. Clint goes on Love Island, he hops in the pool, he goes, who wants to go for a swim? Also, I'm so pasty, I'd be smeared in sunscreen the whole time. I just think I wouldn't, even if I was the type of look that they wanted, I wouldn't go on the show, and I'll tell you why. Because I think I, you know when you go on a date and

a lot of dates are awkward AF. Yes. They're horrible experiences, most of them. Yeah. Well, yeah. And then imagine being able to watch that back on television over and over and over again and then having the whole world also watch that and see that about you. Well, if that is your idea of a good time, winners of Love Island, Ekansu and Davide, arguably the hottest Love Islanders of all time. Yeah, they're pretty hot. Have revealed what it takes in an interview with a British radio station.

So this is their advice. The best advice for anyone applying right now. Don't copy past Love Islanders. Yeah. Don't try and be a Molly May. Don't copy past Love Islanders. Yeah. Don't try and be a Molly May. Don't try and be an Amber Davis. Be you. Or an Ekins.

Be you. Or an Ekins. Be you. People like quirky personalities. And I would say don't go for the fame as well. Yeah. Just go because you genuinely won't find someone. Best advice.

Just won't find love. God, I love his voice so much, honestly. You are a liar, a cheater. So there you go. Follow your dreams, everybody. Be yourself. That'd let us on New Zealanders on Love Island Australia, wouldn't they?

There's one on there right now. Oh, sweet. Yeah. Mitch. Let's go. Shout out to Mitch. Oh, Kiwi's on there. Kiwi's on there.

Oh, how good. Brian Clint, sit in. Brian Clint. 10.35 and that's the end of the show. It's actually not 10.35. Nah. But it's time to go. I always find it funny when they pick a time and a song.

What about 10.35? Like 10.35 is very specific. Yeah, is that booty call time? Is it? That's early. Is it? That's early. Is it? That's pretty early. On a...

What day is it today? Wednesday. Oh, I guess that's alright on a Wednesday, yeah. It's a bit late for me. If you're booty calling me at 10.35, sorry, I've been asleep for... And probably barking up the wrong tree too, to be honest. I've been asleep for 35 minutes, yeah. If I come over for the booty call,

I'm going to have to wake my wife up to ask permission. Wait, has your bedtime got later? Why? Don't you normally go to bed earlier than 10? I go for the 9.30 to 10 window. That's the dream window. That's the dream window. We've had this conversation.

I've been proven right by my own opinion. 9.30 is the supreme bedtime. I stand by it. Producer, what time are you going to bed? What's the primo time for you? I go to bed too late. I go to bed at like 11. Too late.

I would say 10, 9.30. Producer Ella? Used to be 9, but now it's 12. Yes, you queen. 9 through to 12. Did your mum stop making you? Yeah, when I stopped sleeping in mum's bed a few months ago. I'm not even joking.

I started saying it later. I like it. Midnight for me too, Ella. So we can have up late. Fortnite games. Yeah. Cool. Are you going to join the squad?

Yeah, I'll get the Xbox dusted off and start using it. Okay. Love it. Why do I go to bed at 9.30 every night and yet I'm still tired every goddamn day? That's just being old, Clint. Oh. I'm sorry. I always wonder why I'm tired and it's because I go to bed at midnight.

It makes sense. Have a great evening, everybody. I need to get out of here. I need to be in bed in two hours. So we'll catch you back tomorrow. See ya. You better rush home!