ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th November 2023

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

What's the best age? Things you school banned.  What was in ya? Your mo says this about you.  Spotify Wrapped is out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody. Happy last day of spring. Happy last day of Movember this afternoon. God, it's all happening. Isn't it? Last day of November, which means Christmas is very, very close now. Are you keeping your moustache? My moustache? After my...
Starting point is 00:00:29 I never trim. Yeah. I always keep it. Me too. It's part of my Italian heritage. You wear it to the wedding this weekend. Yeah. I have to fit in with my relatives.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Yeah, perfect. Yeah. That's how they'll know which side of the aisle you need to sit on. They'll be super disappointed. Yeah, I never go clean shaven. To all the ladies who are looking forward to a clean shaven man and the fellas who are looking forward
Starting point is 00:00:49 to a clean shaven man tomorrow, only a few hours left to go. And to those who have become quite attached to the moustache, tell him now. Tell him now that you like the moustache so he doesn't trim it off tonight. You know?
Starting point is 00:01:00 If you like it, you've got to say something about it. Yeah. You've got to let him know or else it's coming off. It's gone for another year. If you like it, you've got to say something about it. Yeah. You've got to let them know or else it's coming off. It's gone for another year. Today on the show, we will be launching the Byron Bay Brewery Golden Hour at 4pm. You can win yourself a Byron Bay price pack and maybe a trip to Byron Bay as well.
Starting point is 00:01:16 And we'll be playing What's the Plot this afternoon, but we gave it away last week, so we're only playing for $50 cash today. God, I've been absolutely just I think frazzled. That's the second game I've lost in like... You've been a bit rattled in the later parts of this year. Yeah, I think I need to find that fire again. Well, maybe you can
Starting point is 00:01:35 go on the leaderboard for what's the plot today as well. But first let's play Tradie vs Lady. If you want to play, we need a Tradie and a Lady. Give us a call right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need two people to play. We have the questions and the $50 cash ready to go. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:01:55 It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, the tradies and the ladies going head to head. The ladies on something and the tradies not far behind. Ladies just slightly ahead. Just slightly ahead. Both in the triple figures. Now, let's go to our lady first.
Starting point is 00:02:13 She's calling from Hamilton. She is 12 years old and her brother's birthday is tomorrow. How cute. Welcome to the show, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hello. Hello. Hello. You might be our youngest competitor on the full-blown Tradie vs Lady ever.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I've got the faith. Do you think you can take home the win? Yeah. Yeah? You watch the news? You keep up to date with current affairs, Amelia? Yeah. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:02:39 Great. She watches TikTok. She's got it. What am I talking about? You're taking on our Tradie today from Christchurch, the 34 and they can tame flies. Welcome to the show Kush. G'day Kush. What do you mean you can tame
Starting point is 00:02:54 flies? It's a bit of a fun. Sorry, what was that? Can you say that again? It's a talent that few people have. It's a talent that only few people have. I have seen people do this before. Kush, do us a favour and maybe just move around a little bit. It doesn't sound like
Starting point is 00:03:09 you've got perfect reception in the spot that you are. I thought I was in the countryside. Oh, you're in the countryside. We'll climb a hill or something. If you can hold for 20 minutes. We'll do the best we can. I love it, Kush. Kush, your buzzer is
Starting point is 00:03:25 tradie. Amelia, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the main ingredient of a Christmas mince pie? Lady. Yes, Amelia. Is it mint?
Starting point is 00:03:42 Mince what? Fruit mince. Fruitmints. Fruitmints. Oh, she's nailed it. Very well done. Fruitmints is the correct answer. Question number two, one to the ladies. Spotify Wrapped is out for 2023,
Starting point is 00:03:56 and Taylor Swift is New Zealand's most streamed artist. Name a Taylor Swift song. Lady. Yes, Amelia. Bad Blood. Bad Blood. God, she. Bad Blood. Bad Blood. God, she's on fire. All right, Kush, you need this one to stay in it.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Question number three. You haven't fallen into a culvert, have you, Kush? You're still with us? I'm here. Oh, you've got better reception too. Okay, perfect. Here we go, guys. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Amelia. Post Malone. She has got it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Amelia. Post Malone. She has got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Amelia. Amelia, you're the Tradie vs. Lady champion. You get $50 cash from KFC. Congratulations. Thank you. You can do whatever you want with that $50 cash. You earned it fair and square. Kush, whatever you do,
Starting point is 00:04:49 don't tell anyone you were beat by a 12-year-old, okay? I buzzed Ben. It must be the country reception. This never happens. Good job, Sadie. Well done. Nice, Kush. Well done, Amelia. Well done, everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:00 That was incredible. I loved it. Amelia just owning people. Bree and Clint. See you people. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's Olivia Rodrigo in Bad Idea, right? Shush, Rihanna. We're not ready for you yet.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Just wait. Hold on. You'll be the only girl in the world soon. Rihanna, just... Rihanna! Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Control yourself She wants to be the only girl I'll leave Hold on wait Rihanna you take over Ready hold on Take over Rihanna Change my mind go away
Starting point is 00:05:41 Okay Don't you hate it when Rihanna just barges in? When you're just trying to do your job and Rihanna just barges in? It's quite scary sometimes. She's like, yes, I am. And I'm like, not now. Have you seen this video that Cher has done? This interview where Cher has talked about how she wishes she was 70 years old again?
Starting point is 00:05:59 I've seen the headlines about it. Yeah. She, if you don't know Cher. Wait, wait. What are you saying? Well, there are people who don't know who Cher is. 0800 dial ZM right now if you have no idea who Cher is. Oh, I was just going to say Cher is Cher.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Are we that old that there's people listening right now that don't know who Cher is? I reckon, yeah. Really? Actually, don't clog up the phone lines because we need the phone lines, but text us on 9696. Yeah, text us on 9696 and be honest if you've never heard of the woman Cher.
Starting point is 00:06:38 You know, Cher. Wow! I'm an Oscar-nominated winner. I feel something inside. She's done an interview saying that she wishes she could go back, or she wishes she could turn back time to be 70 again. So you and age, you're not friends? No.
Starting point is 00:06:59 My mother didn't mind, but I do. I hate it. I had a tough time with 70. I'll admit it. Like, I mean, like, really knocked me in a hole for a while. I'd give anything to be 70. Which really blew my mind
Starting point is 00:07:14 because doesn't it go to show that every, because you always think that your best years are behind you but actually there's great years all the way along and Cher's talking about 70 being a great age. Yeah. It's quite, I mean I saw her in concert when she was 73. Yeah. Damn it was good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Was she 73 when she came here? I believe she was 73 when she came to New Zealand the last time and it was one of the best concerts I've ever seen and maybe she's finally at that age where she actually feels a bit older now. Right. 77.
Starting point is 00:07:49 She's tipped over. She did not look a day over 50 when I saw her. But it happens to everybody. Bree and I are mid-30s and we regularly talk about we target 27 as the greatest age. We've talked about that. No, not for me. Is it not? Nah.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I thought you were team 27. I'm more a 28, 29 gal. What's the difference between 28 and 29 and 27? A couple of years. Yeah, but what? Okay. I've always maintained that 27 is the age, but then I haven't been 37.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I haven't been 47. I haven't been 57. I haven't been 67, and I haven't been 77. So how would I actually know if that's the greatest age been 57, I haven't been 67, and I haven't been 77. So how would I actually know if that's the greatest age? Oh, you know. You do know. Nothing hurt when you were 27.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Nah. Life was such a breeze. We don't really have the perspective to pick what the best age is. So could we this afternoon do a bit of an experiment where we get somebody who has age and wisdom on their side to call us and tell us what they think the best age was and when I say age and wisdom we're looking for someone who's like retirement age someone who is eligible for their gold card
Starting point is 00:08:58 someone who's someone who's lived a pretty full life already yeah you've done a lot of the we want your wisdom we want your knowledge He's lived a pretty full life already. Yeah. You've done a lot of the age brackets. We want your wisdom. We want your knowledge. Is there anybody who is 65 plus listening to the Brian Clint show this afternoon
Starting point is 00:09:10 who's willing to call us on 0800 dials at M and answer the question for us, what is the best age? I feel like they're going to pick any age where they lived in the 70s. Oh. Good age. Yeah, okay. Maybe that affects it. Maybe the year in the era affects it. Not the 70s. Oh. Good age. Yeah, okay. Maybe that affects it. Maybe the year and the era affects it.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Not the best decade. We want to know if you could tell us what you think the best age is. Is it still to come for Bree and I, or is it an age that we've already gone past? Actually, if it's an age we've gone past, don't bother calling. 0800 dials at M, or you can text it to 9696. If you do text us, let us know what age you are. And the person who texted in, who is Cher,
Starting point is 00:09:49 spelled S-H-A-R-E, no. No, no, no. Bree and Clint. Cher has said she wishes she could go back to being 70 years old. She's like, oh, dream, I'd love to be 70 years old. And it made us realise that until you've lived all of the years, you don't actually know what the best year is, do you? How can you know until you have the perspective?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Well, you don't. You need to think the best years are ahead of you. That's a good way to look at it. Yeah. But maybe you don't think so. My back doesn't say so. You can't be saying that at 33 or whatever you are. Mate, I can.
Starting point is 00:10:24 You can. You should feel what my back feels like. We asked you, are you older and wiser and do you think you know what the best year was? Someone texted and they said, I'm 61. 32 was the best year. Oh, yeah? 32? Not for me because it was kind of COVID.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Oh, yeah. In the midst. Yeah, that does change it, eh? I feel like I've missed some of my best years. Some of your early 30s? Yeah. Yeah. Tony's caught up on 0800 TALES. Yeah, that does change it, eh? I feel like I've missed some of my best years. Some of your early 30s. Yeah. Yeah. Tony's caught up on 0800 TALESATIM.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Hi, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Tony. Are we allowed to ask how old you are? 62. 62 years young.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Only three more years and then you start getting the free money. No, I'll still be working. Yeah, but... I've got the best job in the world. Do you really? What's your job? I started this year.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Oh, no. Yeah, this year. Yeah. I was 61 then as a flight attendant. Wait a second, Tony. Did you start a completely different career
Starting point is 00:11:18 at 61? Yep. That's so cool, Tony. How cool is that? It is. I've worked for the airline twice before and left the last time just when COVID came in because our jobs weren't around anymore. And did some work for three years doing contact tracing and then I applied again and started
Starting point is 00:11:40 in February. Oh my God. Did it take a lot of courage to, you know, it'd be pretty daunting. Like any time's pretty daunting to start a new job like that. No, I knew that I would love doing it. Yeah. And it's just fantastic. My kids are all grown up and all live overseas and I can really just do what I want. How good, Tony. It's your time to fly high. Okay, you, Tony, have the perspective that we're looking for at 62.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I wouldn't call you old at 62, but you have lived more years than Bree and I. So what do you think, Tony, is the best year so far? I reckon, I mean, when I had my kids, that was like the best time. And then when I didn't have my kids, that was like the best time. Yeah. And then when I didn't have my kids. That was also the best time. Tony. You don't have something to look forward to.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I really believe each year is going to be the best year because, I mean, what a horrible kind of place to be in your life if you don't feel like this is the best time. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. So you've just got to live in the now. So is your answer every year is the best year? Every year is the best year. Oh, Tony.
Starting point is 00:12:57 She hasn't got... I've had years that have been pretty crap, I'd have to say, but you always feel like there's something better. Hey, Tony, call us back after you turn 69 because I feel like it could be your best year. I'll do that. We'll still be there. Yeah. All right, Tony, we'll talk to you then.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Thanks, Tony. We appreciate it. I love this text. Someone said, I am 59 and sometimes I'm surprised when I look in the mirror because I forget that I'm not 27 anymore because I still listen to loads of music and dance all the time. But living your best life and looking for the joy, no matter the age, means you slide into the grave
Starting point is 00:13:35 with a life well lived. Love that. That's a great outlook, isn't it? A great outlook. This one doesn't pinpoint the year for us, but it's good for us to know. They said, hi, Brianne Clint. I am 69 years old.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yeah, you are. Actually, they said I'm 69 years young, and I always have ZM on at work. It's in my car, and I have it on at home. Have a great day. Love you guys. Love ZM from Linda. Oh, we love you, Linda. 69 years young.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Linda sounds like someone I'd party with. Hit me up, Linda. We'll go out and boogie on the dance floor. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie have talked about whether we're going to get a Barbie sequel, Dean.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I know. Look, unfortunately, I am the bearer of bad news. It's not pink news. It's black. It's black news. We are not going to be seeing a Barbie 2 anytime soon. That is what they say. Now, apparently, Margot Robbie is kind of like,
Starting point is 00:14:34 I don't really see where it would kind of go. Like, so she's not really vibing it. The cast turns into vibing it. But let me just say this, right? You can put this on record. We should record this. They made so much money from the first Barbie that even if Margot didn't want to do it,
Starting point is 00:14:50 or even if someone, they'll find someone. Like, I don't think that we've seen the end of this series. I just feel like it was so successful. How could you just be like, okay, well, that's that. I mean, Dean, I feel like you're so spot on the money. It was so lucrative. It was the highest grossing film ever at the box office. And they're not going to let that go.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I mean, they're bringing back, they're still bringing back all types of different series. They're redoing every movie under the sun. Yeah, it's not how Hollywood works. Right, Dean. You can't just go, well, it was a beautiful. Great success Let's move on to the next thing
Starting point is 00:15:27 No they milk it and milk it and milk it We could get a Ken movie They didn't say anything about that We could get a Ken spin off potentially Or we could get Grand Design's Malibu Barbie Dreamhouse Reality TV show where
Starting point is 00:15:44 They go around and look at houses that Barbie might like to live in. I don't know, I'm just brainstorming on Hollywood's behalf here. I hope they bring back
Starting point is 00:15:51 Barbie's horse float for the second movie and she opens a horse ranch. Anything is possible. That was my favourite Barbie thing when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Can I just say, we are not even Hollywood script writers. And here we are. I know. 50 different spin-offs in two minutes. Like, this is not going anywhere. And Barbie as a doll and as a phenomenon is not going anywhere.
Starting point is 00:16:14 So don't worry. Watch this space. I've got it, Dean. She owns the horse ranch and she falls off the horse, bumps her head, gets amnesia, and they have to explain to her who she is again. Perfect. And she just thinks she's a normal everyday person but she's not. Sounds like that Lindsay
Starting point is 00:16:29 Lohan Christmas movie but I love it. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a completely original idea. Brian Clint. That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. I read this headline on stuff.co.nz today it said, they're arguably one of the ugliest shoes a person can wear, but somehow they're still trendy.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Now Crocs are causing issues in the schoolyard. Um, okay, person who writes for that newspaper, you clearly don't like Crocs. A lot of people do like them. That was ruthless. That was savage. What a Croc takedown. They're arguably one of the ugliest shoes a person can wear. What a croc of shit.
Starting point is 00:17:09 You don't like them though still, right? You're anti-croc? They're not for me. No. But I just think it's because I can't pull them off. Yeah, right. You would look quite good in a pair of crocs. I do.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I'm coming around to what's the ones that look more futuristic? The real racy ones, the like yeezy looking ones. I found myself Googling how much they were croc. What would you call them? They're like, I don't know. I don't know. But they look like they've. They kind of look, oh, here's, it says here crocs echo.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Oh, yeah. You've got to go traditional. You've got to go traditional. You've got to go traditional. Nah. I can't go traditional. And then bring your own style with the giblets. I'm a Crocs Echo Redux clog kind of gal. Well, news out today that some schools around the country,
Starting point is 00:17:56 because kids froth are croc, and some schools around the country have begun banning giblets. Gibbets? Gibbets. Gibbets. Gibbets. Gibbets. Gibbets. Yeah, gibbets. For a number of issues, including fights over gibbets.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Gibbets getting stolen. You don't want your gibbets stolen. No. And big kids negotiating with little kids for a trade, aka the big kids going, oh, that one you've got is dumb, but I can take it off your hands. I'll give you this real cool one for those six lame ones that you've got. Wanaka Primary School, sorry, Wanaka Primary School,
Starting point is 00:18:32 that's the name of it, they've gone one step further and they've banned Crocs altogether. They've said no more Crocs. They said they're not part of the uniform, they're not safe to be worn at school, and they're a hazard with phys-ed and children's ability to run and be mobile safely. They often do not fit well, and they are clumsy.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Okay, you and the person who writes for stuff.co.nz clearly just don't like Crocs. Just be honest about it. Clearly that person's never seen Sport Mode. Yeah, clearly that person's never seen the bluey gibbets that you can get. You know, those things are sick. I get it, though though because obviously I remember, it obviously wasn't gibbets for us
Starting point is 00:19:09 because Crocs weren't cool when we were at school. I don't think they even existed. No. Maybe in high school. But Tarzos were a big thing when I was in primary school and people would fight over the Tarzos, especially the rare ones or the holographic ones. Tarzos, Tazos used to get them in the packets
Starting point is 00:19:28 of chips. Yeah, or Pokemon cards were big at our school as well. Pokemon cards definitely got banned at our school. Yeah. For the same reason, because they became like a black market currency and they were getting stolen out of bags and things like that. Yeah. First it was Pokemon cards,
Starting point is 00:19:43 then it was selling meth. That's what they used to say. That's what they were scared of. Yeah, that's what they were scared of. And Digimons. Digimons. You remember the Digimons where you put the ripcord in it and then... Bayblades.
Starting point is 00:19:56 That was Bayblades. Bayblades. And then you ripped the Bayblade into the arena. Bayblades got banned. Marbles got banned. Oh, marbles. Shatterings at my school got banned. Yo-Yo's got banned Shatterings at my school got banned Yo-yos got banned Anything fun
Starting point is 00:20:08 If kids got into it And I kind of get it Because it does cause fights and issues But they're like nope can't have that sorry They banned stick on tattoos at our school Did they? Yeah in primary school They said it made us look grubby
Starting point is 00:20:22 You went to a fancy boarding school though didn't you?? No, that was at my primary school. Was it? Where we had 30 kids. And there was one teacher who was not a fan of tattoos. Right. I live in West Auckland. My children have to have a tattoo to be able to start school. Yeah, right. Real or fake. Face tattoo I heard. Yeah, yeah. Full sleeve. Full sleeve. When I went to the fancy boarding school and I was not a fancy kid because I was on a scholarship
Starting point is 00:20:49 everything was banned. I came from a state high school because I did state high school for grade 8 and 9 and half a year 10 and then went into this real fancy private school and it just blew my mind how strict they were. You could only have one pair of either studs
Starting point is 00:21:07 or sleepers like in your ears and that was for the girls no earrings if you're a boy what yep double standard i'll say um no makeup at all if you're a girl or a boy yeah no makeup and you weren't allowed to wear your hair down your hair had to be tied into a ponytail or pigtails. Even I got away with a single earring at my Catholic high school. Oh, you wouldn't get away with that at the school I went to. Oh, Andrew Diles and Ember, text it to 9696. I want you to go back in your brain this afternoon and tell us about the thing that got banned at your school.
Starting point is 00:21:40 What was the thing that became cool and so many kids got into it that it became a problem in your school? It was like, we can't do this. We can't have this. It's banned. You cannot bring this thing to this school anymore. What was it? What were the fun police banning? Bree and Clint. We were just talking before about schools that are
Starting point is 00:21:57 banning Crocs and how they're going to ban Crocs and they're going to ban gibbets and it's no good. People are fighting over them. There's a black market in the high school playground, in the primary school playground. Ross, are we allowed to talk about the Crocs controversy that we... No.
Starting point is 00:22:13 No? Oh, okay. Absolutely not. Okay, so I won't talk about it. Have you not heard about the ZM Crocs controversy? Yeah, we'll get sued. Okay, we won't. Don't talk about it? Here's Taylor Swift at ZM.
Starting point is 00:22:24 So we're asking you what got banned at your school. Welcome to the show, Greta. Hi. Hi, Greta. Hi. Tell us, Greta, what got banned at your school? Fidgets and poppets. Sorry, what was it?
Starting point is 00:22:39 Fidget and poppets. Oh, fidget spinners and the poppet thingies. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Were people getting into mass scraps over fidget spinners and the poppet thingies. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Were people getting into mass scraps over fidget spinners and poppets, Greta? Yes, and the principal came in to talk to our classroom. Not what they brought in the big dog, the principal. It was that bad, was it?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yeah. Did you ever see a fight happen in the schoolyard because of him? No. Oh, so they were being a bit harsh, it sounds like. Tell us the truth, Greta. Were you still running like a little fidget spinner in your pocket even after they got banned? Still just keep one there on the side, just undercover?
Starting point is 00:23:17 No. No? Nah, she's a good girl. Okay. Thanks, Greta. Let's go to Erin. I know $800 at him. Hi, Erin.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Hi, guys. Tell us, Erin, what got banned at your school? We had quite a few wet food things at school. So a lot of kids would bring in, like, your two-minute noodle packets and eat the noodles for. Delicious. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that was the only way to eat them back in the day. And then if you're really hard, you could, like, sprinkle the sachet onto them dry.
Starting point is 00:23:44 That's what I'd do. Or not even sprinkle it onto the noodle. Just then if you're really hard, you could like sprinkle the sachet onto them dry. That's what I'd do. Or not even just sprinkle it onto the noodle. Just have it straight into your mouth. Just eat it. Just straight salt into the mouth. Like Raro. Well, and that's the other one was the Raro. That was banned.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Bring in your Raro and just have it straight from the Raro sachet. Someone text through and said that Raro sachets were banned at their school because it says here, my primary school banned the that Raro sachets were banned at their school because it says here, my primary school banned the Raro drink sachets. We never used to make the juice out of them. Instead, we shared it between friends by licking our fingers and dipping it into the pure sugar hit. Is that different than Shibbet?
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah. You couldn't do that after COVID, though. That was the issue. Everyone had to have their own packet of Raro. Oh, God. That's how we beat the virus. Anything else, Erin, that you remember getting banned? The other one, which I was not a fan of,
Starting point is 00:24:31 I just couldn't get on that bandwagon, was bringing in like 1.5 bottles of fizzy drinks. Oh, yeah. She's a lot of sugar, eh? All your cool boys would just rock in and then out of their bag, they'd pull out this big ass and drink the whole thing. You could wholesale that if you needed to. Yeah, but never the brand name, never a Coca-Cola, right? It was always
Starting point is 00:24:52 like an ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're packing safe pop fizz or something like that. Why not? Thanks, Erin. I just remembered when I went to boarding school, in the boarding house this one girl, when she started in the boarding house, this one girl, when she started in the boarding house, they banned any type of nuts. Okay. Because she had a massive nut allergy.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Because of the nut allergy, yes. And there was people in there that were outraged and they were like, we need our nuts. And they took them out of the vending machine and stuff and she had a serious nut allergy. Guys, I will die. And they're like, we don't care. We want nuts.
Starting point is 00:25:24 We want our cashews. Someone said their school banned Raro and Heelys, those shoes with wheels on them. Dangerous. A lot of people saying that, and this is fair enough, I reckon, that Bull Rush and Tackle Bull Rush was banned because too many kids were getting injured. What about this?
Starting point is 00:25:42 Back in 2017, Whanganui High School banned water bottles because someone accidentally spilt water into one of the computers. You can't ban water bottles. Someone else said that they were banning water bottles as well because kids used to smuggle in alcohol.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Oh. Geez, clever kids. One more. Isabel's on the phone. Hi, Isabel. Hi, Izzy. Hi. Are you still at school now? Yeah, I'm year eight. Year eight. What are they banning, Izzy?
Starting point is 00:26:14 So they banned quite a lot of things. So they banned Healy's, Two Minute Noodles, fidget trading and like dating each other. Banned dating each other. Dating each other. They banned you from dating people. Well, not me personally, but, like, at the start of the year, they had this slideshow of, like, the year seven, eight expectations,
Starting point is 00:26:39 and it was leave your dating lives out of school time. Man, you're funny, Isabel. Well, not me personally. They didn't say no one's allowed to date Isabel. Hey, Isabel, can you tell us, I mean, you're with Aunty Bree and Uncle Clint here. Are there any kids in your year that are currently dating? One of my friends is. Scandal.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Undercover though, right? Undercover. Don't tell any teachers. I'll teach a nose. And then before we went to school camp, they told, they had, our teacher had a like private talk with them and said that if they, and said they weren't allowed to like be too close
Starting point is 00:27:14 and cuddly with each other at camp. Yeah. No, I mean fair. Fair enough. Fair. Fair enough. Okay. Hey, thanks Isabel.
Starting point is 00:27:20 That's a good insight into what school is like right now. My school banned chatterings. My school banned cigarettes. Well, that one sounds fair enough. That's a good insight into what school is like right now. My school banned chatterings. My school banned cigarettes. Well, that one sounds fair enough. That's pretty standard. Someone else said, my school banned Reebok pumps. Someone pumped them up too hard and they exploded, causing injuries. They took off.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Lol. Couldn't afford them anyway. And what about this? My daughter's school banned Smiggle, the stationery. Oh, Smiggle, yeah. Yeah. Sort of. Someone else said, our school banned Orbeez.
Starting point is 00:27:47 They got so popular, people would carry them around in drink bottles. Kids were employed by the principal to tattle on kids who still had them. Do you call it Smiggle? Smiggle. Is that like from Lord of the Rings? Oh, yeah. Look, I'll be honest. I've never been to Smiggle.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Smiggle. Smiggle. Smiggle. Smiggle is like my precious. Yeah, is that where you buy the've never been to Smeagol. Smeagol. Smeagol. Smeagol. Smeagol's like, my precious. Yeah, is that where you buy the... So you buy the ring, yeah. You buy the rings there. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Our movie gisting game where today it's Brianna versus Brianna. Hi, Brianna.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Hi, Brianna. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Have you played along in the car before to this? I have. How do you go? Head and met, hit and miss. Bit like me then.
Starting point is 00:28:50 This is how it works, Brianna. I'm going to read movie plots. You're going to buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what that movie is. If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess and whoever gets two movies right first wins. You'll get 50 bucks cash
Starting point is 00:29:07 if that's you today, Brianna. Sounds good. Alright, let's play. Because tomorrow is the first day of summer, these are all movies about summer, set in summer, that revolve around something to do with summer. Summer movies.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Here we go. Movie number one. Five. I know what you did last summer. No. Good. Quick, Brianna, have a shot at it. Just say anything that's got summer in the title.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Can I get any? No. I'll keep reading after this. This is your free guess. I just have a free guess. Just out of nowhere. Oh, God. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:29:52 No. That's okay. I'll actually read the plot this time. Okay, sorry. Five childhood friends take their families for a weekend trip to the lake house in their hometown. What do these five men have in common? They used to... Brie.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Brie. Grownups. Grownups, correct. Quite a good movie. Love that movie. The second one and the third one, not so much. Didn't need to happen. No.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good work. One to Brianna, none to Brianna so far. This is confusing. Come on, Brianna, you've got this. Movie number two, summer movies. Four girls are the best of friends.
Starting point is 00:30:31 After many summers together, the four are finally... This is The Travelling Pants. Brianna Buzzer. Brianna. Yeah, Brianna, what is it? This is The Hood of The Travelling Pants. Oh, it is. Very well done, Brianna.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Well done. We're all tied up. And it's next plot wins. The theme is summer. What is this movie? A young greeting card writer is hopelessly, helplessly searching for the girl of his dreams. And his new co-worker may just be the one, but the five...
Starting point is 00:31:07 Brianna. Brianna? Oh, it's the movie with Celine Dion in it. Oh, shit. With Celine Dion. Is it? Is that the one? I don't think it is, no.
Starting point is 00:31:21 No, it passed. I don't know. Ray? Greeting Mr Deeds? No. Didn't he write greeting cards? Did he? I think so.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Oh, Hallmark cards, yeah. Okay. But the 500 days of their off-beats... Brie! Brie. 500 days of summer. Of course it is! Zooey Deschanel, right?
Starting point is 00:31:39 Claudia? Yeah. Good soundtrack. Sorry, I mean, congratulations, Brianna. Sorry, Brianna. You don't get the $50 cash, but you do get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome, thanks, guys. Thanks for playing, Brianna.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Oh, that was close. You needed that one or your reputation was shot to shit. Well, I think it already is. Bri and Clint. Bri and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. All right, we're not going to have to do any guessing in this because we've done the math, we've done the research.
Starting point is 00:32:12 The number one songs on these people's birthdays. Let's figure it out. First one is Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby. G'day, Rubes. Hey, guys. How are we going? Good, mate. How's your day been?
Starting point is 00:32:23 Not too bad. Just heading to work. Heading into work now. What are you doing? Yeah, guys. How are we going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad. Just heading to work. Heading into work now. What do you do? Yeah, unfortunately. Well, I'm a student, so I work part-time at Specsavers. So I'm doing the night, the more night shift. God, on the hustle, Ruby.
Starting point is 00:32:35 It's Specsavers. On the hustle. Get in there. You guys do good work. So thank you. Let's do your birthday banger. Thank you so much. What's your birthday, Ruby?
Starting point is 00:32:43 10th of July, 2001. All right. That means you were 16 in 2017, Ruby. And back on your 16th, this was at the top. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito. Vea que te diga cosas alas. Oh, my God, this song was a monster. What a thing.
Starting point is 00:33:01 You know what? I'll take that. Yeah. Absolute banger, Rude Zarekin. Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito. This was everywhere when it came out. What a thing. You know what? I'll take that. Absolute banger roots, I reckon. This was everywhere when it came out. I think it was the biggest song of 2017. I think it was, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Okay, wait there. Let's do a birthday banger. Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Hello. How are you? Good.
Starting point is 00:33:21 How are you? We're good, thanks. Hey, I heard your birthday's coming up, Alexis. Yes, it is. What exact date are we talking? 15th of December, 2000. All right. Two weeks. Alexis, that means you were 16 in 2016.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And we've done the math, we've done the research. This is your birthday banger. That girl is a real crowd pleaser. Small world, all her friends know of me. The song from the mannequin challenge. That's right. Black Beatles. Ray Stremans. You remember that?
Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah, do you like it? I don't know if it's alright. Yeah. You can't see, but Brie and I are actually frozen in one spot at the moment. We're doing the mannequin challenge. It's no, um, what was that song from Bauer? Harlem Shake. It's no Harlem Shake, is it, Alexis? No. She's like, what is that? I was too young. We'll do one more birthday banger for Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Pretty good. Have you finished work for the day, Jordan? No, I am a stay-at-home mum for my little one-year-old son.
Starting point is 00:34:30 So you never finish work, Jordan. 24-7. You could say that. On the grind. Nah, I start drinking at 6.30. I'm good. She can drink on the job if she wants. Jordan, what's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:34:45 9th of January, 97. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013, Jordan. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Bruno Mars and Locked Out of Heaven. What do you reckon, Jordan? Oh, not too shabby. Not too shabby. God, Bruno Mars owned the radio Out of Heaven. What do you reckon, Jordan? Oh, not too shabby. Not too shabby. Bruno Mars owned the radio.
Starting point is 00:35:08 In 2013? Yeah. Yeah. He had so many hits. Okay, wait there. We've got to choose between Justin Bieber, Ray Strimmond. Sorry, Alexis, to laugh at you all, but it's not going to be Ray Strimmond. She was laughing at us, too.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And Bruno Mars, Locked Out of Heaven. Despacito? Well, it's Locked Out of Heaven. Lockedito? Well, it's Locked Out of Heaven. Locked Out of Heaven, there's better parts. We picked a bad part of that song. It slaps at the start. There's just too many flash mobs that have used it. And so I'm going with Despacito.
Starting point is 00:35:38 It's a great tune. Ruby was into it. I agree. Ruby, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Oh, I'll take that. Thank you so much. Yes, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Oh, I'll take that. Thank you so much. Yes, Rubes.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Coming with her in my direction. She's thankful for that. Such a blessing, yeah. Bree and Clint. You could be the straw baby. You could be the straw baby. What a banger. I love when they say Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Oh, it just makes me swoon. That's for Ruby. It's her birthday banger from 2017, Justin Bieber and Louis Fonsi, Despacito. Yeah, that's such a hot accent. This story is wild that I saw today. A man in Vietnam who's been having really bad headaches, like severe headaches. No, that's not good. For like five months.
Starting point is 00:36:24 He was stunned after x-rays revealed he had a pair of chopsticks lodged inside his skull. How in the world did he not realise he had chopsticks up his nose? The 35-year-old man went to hospital last week with a headache. He's like, I can't take this anymore. He had fluid discharge and fluid loss. So there's like stuff leaking out of his nose. He's like, I don't take this anymore. He had fluid discharge and fluid loss. So there's like stuff leaking out of his nose. He's like, I don't understand what was going on.
Starting point is 00:36:49 And the doctor's like, yeah, this is serious, bro. That's how doctors talk. Yeah. Bro. They're like, boy. Bro, get in here. You're not going to believe this, bro. After doctors were told that he'd been experiencing severe pain for five months,
Starting point is 00:37:06 they did a CT scan and they found the issue. Yeah, a pair of chopsticks lodged inside his skull that had gone up his nose and they were poking into his brain. Isn't that wild? Yuck. How? How has this happened? That's the question you go to straight away, right?
Starting point is 00:37:23 I mean, if it was somewhere else, I would have been like, I know why it happened. Like the ear? Huh? Like the ear? Like if they had found it and he's a Norse. Oh. You know how there's a lot of stories like that
Starting point is 00:37:34 and then people are like, I don't know how it got there. I was having sushi in the shower and I slipped. A billiard ball? What? It was a rogue shot. It just bounced up there. He said that he was really confused about how Chopstick had got up his nose too until
Starting point is 00:37:51 he remembered a drunken night he had had five months ago in Vietnam when he got in a scrap with some other guys and he got stabbed in the face with an unknown object. Turns out it was Chopsticks and they broke off up his nose. He said when it happened, when he was in the fight,
Starting point is 00:38:10 because he knew he'd been stabbed in the face, but he couldn't see anything. He said he went to the hospital that night. And they said, nah, you're all good. Correct. They said, we can't see any issues. And they just sent him home. And for five months, he had chopsticks broken off up his nose.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Not wooden chopsticks either, those thick black plastic chopsticks. Oh, God. Which I guess is better because then you're not getting a splinter in your brain. Yeah, and they probably wouldn't go mouldy. Yeah, maybe. Like wooden ones would go mouldy and start to grow stuff on them. When it's poking in your brain, yeah, you're worried about infection and stuff like that. My brain with these things always goes to
Starting point is 00:38:48 how nice it would feel when they came out. I've had, oh, yeah. Like when you hear of people who have an insect inside their ear and then they get it removed, you're like, oh, that would feel so nice. Or a piece of Lego stuck in their ear. Remember that little kid that had that green bead stuck up its nose? Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Yeah, for months. Yeah, and they finally got it out. We'd asked this question from time to time on the show, and I'm always surprised with the results that we get. So we're going to do it now. Like the man who had chopsticks stuck up his nose, what was in you? What was in you? What was in you? Tell me what was in you.
Starting point is 00:39:28 What's the thing that was lodged inside your body? It shouldn't have been in there. It's a foreign object. Shouldn't have been there. Could have been up your nose. Could have been in your ear. Could have been down your throat. Could have been up your bum.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Doesn't matter. And look, if you want to say you slipped and fell, we're not going to question you. We will believe you. Bree and Clint. We just told you the story about the Vietnamese guy in the news today. He went to the hospital last week because he had a really bad headache and it turns out he'd had chopsticks stuck up his nose,
Starting point is 00:39:54 poking into his brain for five months. Ridiculous. Someone texted in and said, how did they get the chopsticks out? Surgery. They went in and surgically removed the chopsticks. He didn't know they were up there. Or so he says. I didn't know they were up there.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Oh, that's where my chopsticks were. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM, what was in you? Sharia's here. Hi, Sharia. Sharia? Hi. Yeah, it's Sharia.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Sharia. What was in you, Sharia? It wasn't in me. It was what was Sherea. Sherea. What was in you, Sherea? It wasn't in me. It was what was in my brother. Oh, okay. What was in your brother, Sherea? What was in your brother? He's two years younger than me.
Starting point is 00:40:32 My mum had a set of swans that went from a mama swan down to the baby swan. Yes, classic. My mum noticed that the baby swan was missing. Oh, no. And it was like, oh, heck. And my brother didn't even choke or nothing. He actually had it lodged in his stomach when mum took him down for an x-ray. It went straight down the esophagus, Sherea.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yep, straight down the esophagus. He had a swan in him. Yep, he did. Did he poo it out or did the doctors have to operate? They didn't operate. They had to wait for it to be pooped out. How big was the swan? Oh, it would have been
Starting point is 00:41:05 about a couple of centimetres in height and about a couple of centimetres wide. God, imagine passing the neck and the beak. I know. I feel like that would be the easy bit. When you get to the wingspan,
Starting point is 00:41:17 that's the bit that would really hurt coming out. That was actually lodged in the perfect X-ray photo of it lodged in his stomach. Swan boy. Swan boy. Oh, yeah. Jeez. He prettyged in his stomach. Swan boy. Swan boy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Jeez. He pretty much laid an egg. Thanks, Sherea. We appreciate it. Thanks, Sherea. Someone texted and said, when I was three, I put peas and baby carrots up my nose, and no one knew they were there until they started smelling something rotten,
Starting point is 00:41:38 and then they took me to the doctors, and they found them. Oh, that's so yuck. Kids just won't put anything anywhere. Norm's here. G'day, Norm. Hello, Norm. Hey, guys. How are you?
Starting point is 00:41:50 Good, thanks. Tell us. What was in you? But you're going to tell us what was in your little brother. Yeah, it was my little brother accidentally inhaled a blowfly after we had been running around. So it was quite funny. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Blowflies are the real big ones, eh? Yeah. The best thing, too, it was like the week after we'd been and seen the fly movie back in the day when it had just came out, and they weren't able to remove it, so it lived inside him for about three weeks
Starting point is 00:42:17 before it starved to death, and his body would have slowly absorbed it over the years. Is that true, Norm? Yeah. He had a fly buzzing around inside him for three weeks. Yeah. Was it paying rent? Oh, it should have been.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Yeah. It's really cool. We tell him he's like 2% fly now. That makes me feel so sick. Like there's nothing, there's not many things more disgusting than a blowfly. Not the worst thing he's had happen to him over the years. What's worse than that, Norm?
Starting point is 00:42:48 He swallowed a whole lot of cigarette butts once by accident as well. How did he do that by accident? So we're out playing and we're in and outside all day like you are when you're little kids. And we had finished our cans of Coke, but he left his on the coffee table. So all the adults were using it as an ashtray. An ashtonite, yeah. Oh, that's yuck.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Your brother. Everyone's throwing their brother under the bus today. He's a human garbage bin. We've got a text from a nurse here. She says, I'm an ear nurse, and I've taken out of one ear nine cotton tips. You're joking. I use cotton tips all the time.
Starting point is 00:43:26 They feel so nice. They said it was like a magic trick. The guy was like, I might have a cotton tip in there. Bro, you're not kidding. There's effing nine of them. You know what it says on the cotton tip packet that they should not be used to clean your ears? Yeah, everyone's like, okay.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Then what are we using them for? What are we buying them for? What are we buying them for? What are we buying them for? Sure, I won't put them in my ear. Promise. Yeah, no, definitely won't. Beverly's here. Hi, Beverly. G'day, Bev. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Bev, what was in you? Um, so, when I was
Starting point is 00:43:58 four, I ended up swallowing my mom's engagement ring. Oh, no! Wait, what? You were four and you swallowed her engagement ring? Oh, yeah. Like you what? You were four and you swallowed her engagement ring? Oh, yeah. Like you said, you know how when you're a kid and you kind of just
Starting point is 00:44:09 stuff everything in your mouth? It was one of those like princess cut rings as well. So like the diamond was sticking out. Yeah, real sharp one. Yeah, it's quite sharp.
Starting point is 00:44:19 So I ended up getting like an x-ray because I wouldn't poop it out. Yeah. I was in the hospital for about two to three days and then on the x-ray you can see my ribs and like the diamond ring yeah in the middle yeah what so your poor mom would have had to sift through your poo for weeks looking for that ring
Starting point is 00:44:35 i didn't want to poop i was being dramatic so i was in the hospital and then they ended up like putting like a hose down my mouth my throat yeah and with that camera thing at the end so then they ended up like putting like a hose down my mouth, my throat. And with that camera thing at the end, so then they kind of just scoop it out with that. So it came out the mouth? Yeah. I was thinking if it came out the other end, Bev, someone would have said, we've got the four carrots, not the ones you were hoping for.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Damn you. Bev, you were like, you know those skill tester machines where you put the claw down and you get the toy and you lift it up? You're like a human version of a skill tester. Except they pulled out a diamond ring. Yeah. I bet your mum didn't leave her engagement ring lying around after that, Beverly. Actually, she did and I ended up losing it.
Starting point is 00:45:20 What? You lost it? I lost it. I don't know. I don't know. I was four. Bev! Beverly! She gave it back to me and then it got lost. It's fine. I lost it. I don't know. I don't know. I was four. Bev. Beverly.
Starting point is 00:45:25 They gave it back to me and then it got lost. It's fine. They broke up. Bev. You're a hurricane. I like Bev. Yes, I am. I like Bev a lot.
Starting point is 00:45:35 That's good. The man who proposes to Bev is going to be like, do not swallow this. Do not lose it. And Bev's like, no promises. Finally, Kirstie's here. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi. How are you doing? Kirstie, tell us what was. Finally, Kirsty's here. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hi.
Starting point is 00:45:46 How are you doing? Kirsty, tell us what was in you, Kirsty. Well, I know you had to strip out the peas and carrots, but apparently when I was only one year old, my parents had to take me up to A&E because I was snorting and blowing out my nose, and they pulled out nine peas. Nine peas? Nine peas? Yeah. That's got to be some kind of a record. Yeah, sat there and stuffed them out nine peas. Nine peas? Nine peas?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Yeah. That's got to be some kind of a record. Yeah, sat there and stuffed them up my nose. Better than eating them, eh, Kirsty? Better than eating those yuck peas. Stick them in your nose instead. Yeah, I think so. I mustn't have liked them then, don't like them now.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yeah, fair enough, Kirsty. Nine, that's a good effort. I like the nurses just standing around. They're like, one, two, three. Counting as they come out. Up to nine, and I've got a small nose now, so it must have been real small when I was little. Do you remember if you used both canals or just one side?
Starting point is 00:46:37 No idea. If you sneezed, you would have been a pea shooter. Must have been both. Must have been both to get nine up there. Thanks, Kirsty. Someone said I had a small moth in my right ear. Yuck. People with moth phobias, this will terrify you.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Had to go into after hours to get it syringed out. After that, I got my tragus pierced so it wouldn't happen again. Tragus is that little bit here, eh? Yeah, I've had that pierced. Hurts like hell. They pierced it so that it was like a moth gate. Oh yeah, I could see that. You put a ring in it.
Starting point is 00:47:06 How often is a moth really going to go in your ear though? You know they reckon you eat something like 40 or 50 spiders in a lifetime in your sleep? Yeah, they got disproved. Let me Google it. It's not true. How many spiders do you eat in your sleep
Starting point is 00:47:21 in a lifetime? Okay, yep, we'll wait. Yep. Yep, definitely true. Don't Google it. Let's talk about Spotify wrapped because everyone else is. Yeah. But let's not talk about ours because no one gives a shit about ours.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Mine's the one because I've got kids, okay? Move on. What was yours? Just like your top. Drake and Venga Boys. Drake. I mean, it's a good mix, isn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I think mine was Taylor Swift, Lizzo and... We said we weren't going to talk about ours and here we are talking about ours. I know, but we're not going to spend time on it. We're going to move right past ours, but it's good to get a benchmark of what we're listening to compared to what the rest of the country is listening to. Okay, good idea, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Are we on the pulse? Are we cool? So Spotify Rap came out today, and the stats are in for New Zealand. What has the country been listening to in 2023? Do you want to do the top five most streamed artists in the country this year? Go on. We'll start at number five. It was SZA.
Starting point is 00:48:35 This song was huge. She's top five. She's number five. Okay, yeah. Most streamed artists in New Zealand this year. In number four was Ed Sheeran. He's always in there, eh? He would have been in there for the last 15 years, probably.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Yeah, he's so rich because he's just always in these lists. 100%. He's just universally loved. Number three on the list, The Weeknd. Yeah, and everybody who was like, really, he's doing two Eden Park shows. He's huge.
Starting point is 00:49:12 He's massive. These are the most streamed artists in New Zealand for 2023. In second place was Drake. Yeah, that's me. Not on my list. He's not actually on mine anymore either, but my daughter is still obsessed with Drake and Future Jumpman. Every
Starting point is 00:49:31 day in the car. We have to listen to Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman must be up to something. Every day. She's very gangster my daughter. Number one. And I don't think this is any surprises to anyone. The most streamed artist in New Zealand for 2023, Taylor Swift. By a long way, apparently.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah, she's everywhere. No one is even close. Obviously released Midnight's and then Taylor's version of 1989. There's, you know, she's touring at the moment on the Eras Tour. It is just Taylor Swift, Pandemonium, and the results obviously reflect that. I thought before we left, we could also just cover what was the most streamed song in New Zealand. Is it not Taylor Swift?
Starting point is 00:50:18 It's not Taylor Swift. It's actually none of those artists. Really? It's none of those artists, which is quite interesting, I thought. So the most streamed song in New Zealand for 2023 was this one from Miley Cyrus. Wow, this was a great song. Great song. I wouldn't have picked it for the number one.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Yeah, number one most streamed in New Zealand by New Zealanders this year. And people say that New Zealanders only listen to 660 and LAB. Well, we do, but we also listen to a lot of Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. Yeah, exactly. There you go. It is fun Spotify rap. It is a genius thing because everybody looks forward to it. 100%.
Starting point is 00:51:00 And anyone with kids, don't worry. Your Spotify rap will go back to normal in five, ten, maybe fifteen years. Today is the last day of Movember. November, Movember. No, not November. What? It's the last day of Movember. Last day of Movember.
Starting point is 00:51:20 The people who have been growing them for fundraisers or fun or just something to do. Tomorrow, if it looks shit, you can shave it off. And if it looks good, well, welcome to the new you. You know, this is a great time to figure out. That's what men use, my member four, to find out if secretly they could be a moustache guy. Maybe I could be a moustache guy.
Starting point is 00:51:36 It's a good time to figure it out. Connor Hill is a guy who works at a New Zealand skincare brand called Triumphant Disaster. He's written a piece for the Herald about what the type of moustache you or your man runs says about him. Okay. So it describes their personality.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I'll just give you the moustache types first and you can tell me what sort of moustache I'm running this Movember. So the options are classic moustache, that's like a Tom Selleck. Yes. A chevron moustache, that's like a Henry Cavill moustache. A handlebar moustache. That's like a Tom Selleck. Yes. A chevron moustache. That's like a
Starting point is 00:52:05 Henry Cavill moustache. A handlebar moustache, which people think is the one that comes down like the YMCA one, but it's not. It's the one that flares out to the side and sometimes it will be twisted on the end. Yeah, right. That's actually a handlebar moustache. A walrus moustache,
Starting point is 00:52:22 which is the real bushy one like Producer Ben has. A pencil moustache, which is the real thin one. It's like Freddie Mercury. And a horseshoe moust mustache, which is the real bushy one like producer Ben has, a pencil mustache, which is the real thin one. It's like Freddie Mercury. And a horseshoe mustache, which is actually what people call the handlebar, the one that goes, the bikey mustache that goes down. Yeah, gotcha. That's a horseshoe. So out of those, what have I got?
Starting point is 00:52:37 I'd say a chevron. Oh, thank you. Wait, I don't know what a chevron looks like. Chevron looks like Henry Cavill's moustache, Superman. What does his moustache look like? It looks really good. Does it? Show me.
Starting point is 00:52:52 That's the dream moustache for me. It looks like this. Oh, no. I picture more that as Ben McDowell's ex-producer of the show. Okay, that's Tom Selleck. No, that's not your moustache. You're definitely not the handlebar. No, you're not the walrus. And that's Tom Selleck. No, that's not your moustache. You're definitely not the handlebar. No, you're not the walrus.
Starting point is 00:53:09 And what's that one? Pencil. Yeah. That's horrendous. Oh, I don't know. I feel like you're in between the Henry Cavill and the pencil. Hey! Like you're somewhere in there. I think I'm a classic, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:53:23 What's the classic? If you have a classic, it means you're timeless and you exude sophistication and elegance. What do you look like without a moustache? Oh, like clean shaven? Yeah. Like a little boy? I want to see it. If you have a chevron moustache,
Starting point is 00:53:38 it says that it signifies strength and determination. Okay. That's the Superman one. If you have a handlebar moustache, it says that you're playful and Okay. That's the Superman one. If you have a handlebar moustache, it says that you're playful and adventurous. I love the handlebar. I think the handlebar's my favourite. Or the Tom Selleck.
Starting point is 00:53:51 You can wax them and twist the ends of the handlebar. Yeah, I love people that do that. A walrus, a big like... I don't like that one. It covers your lip. Who's the guy I used to do close-up at seven? Sainsbury? Mark Sainsburybury That's his one
Starting point is 00:54:07 That says that you have a sense of wisdom and experience about you in the walrus Yeah, that looks about right The pencil moustache carries an air of refinement and attention to detail That's not what I think when I think of the pencil I think it means you can't grow a moustache And the horse shoe moustache, the upside down handlebar thingy, that says it's often associated with toughness and ruggedness. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. For my birthday next year, can you shave off all your facial hair? That's what I want for my present. That's what you want for your birthday? Yeah. That's what I want. Okay. My wife will hate me for about three weeks until it grows back.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Well, don't blame me and say that it was for my gift. Just say it was your decision and you just wanted to try something new. That's what you want for your birthday? Yeah. Okay. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate it on a thirsty Thursday before a frisky Friday.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Has any of you guys, Claudia's not there, have you watched the new Squid Game episodes? No, aren't they out today? No, I watched them last night. Oh, they were out last night? Yeah. Oh, I watched Garbage last night because I had nothing to watch,
Starting point is 00:55:14 but they were out. I think they came out maybe at like 8. Oh, no. Or 8.30. Yeah, right, okay. Something like that. And they're holding the finale episode until next week, I think. So how many episodes did they drop last night? I think it was four, five, okay. Something like that. And they're holding the finale episode until next week.
Starting point is 00:55:25 So how many episodes did they drop last time? I think it was four, five, four. Oh, yeah, that'll do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, four, I think. Good? Yeah, it's good. Good.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah. Do you know who's going to win? I know the top three. Oh, okay. They get it down to the top three, and then the final episode, obviously, you'll see who the winner is. It is a very good show. It's a very good adaptation of Squid Game.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I think they've done it particularly well. Yeah, they've put some money into it. Yeah. $4.56 million to be exact. Well, just some prize money. Yeah. Yeah. Good.
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