ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th November 2023
Episode Date: November 30, 2023What's the best age? Things you school banned. What was in ya? Your mo says this about you. Spotify Wrapped is out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Afternoon everybody. Happy last day of spring. Happy last day of Movember this afternoon.
God, it's all happening.
Isn't it?
Last day of November, which means Christmas is very, very close now.
Are you keeping your moustache?
My moustache?
After my...
I never trim.
Yeah.
I always keep it.
Me too.
It's part of my Italian heritage.
You wear it to the wedding this weekend.
Yeah.
I have to fit in with my relatives.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah.
That's how they'll know which side of the aisle you need to sit on.
They'll be super disappointed.
Yeah, I never go clean shaven.
To all the ladies who are looking forward
to a clean shaven man
and the fellas who are looking forward
to a clean shaven man tomorrow,
only a few hours left to go.
And to those who have become
quite attached to the moustache,
tell him now.
Tell him now that you like the moustache
so he doesn't trim it off tonight.
You know?
If you like it,
you've got to say something about it.
Yeah.
You've got to let him know
or else it's coming off. It's gone for another year. If you like it, you've got to say something about it. Yeah. You've got to let them know or else it's coming off.
It's gone for another year.
Today on the show, we will be launching the Byron Bay Brewery Golden Hour at 4pm.
You can win yourself a Byron Bay price pack and maybe a trip to Byron Bay as well.
And we'll be playing What's the Plot this afternoon, but we gave it away last week,
so we're only playing for $50 cash today.
God, I've been absolutely just
I think frazzled.
That's the second game I've lost in like...
You've been a bit rattled in the later parts of this year.
Yeah, I think I need to
find that fire again. Well, maybe you can
go on the leaderboard
for what's the plot today as well. But first
let's play Tradie vs Lady.
If you want to play, we need a
Tradie and a Lady. Give us a call right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We need two people to play.
We have the questions and the $50 cash ready to go.
Bree and Clint.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
All right, the tradies and the ladies going head to head.
The ladies on something and the tradies not far behind.
Ladies just slightly ahead.
Just slightly ahead.
Both in the triple figures.
Now, let's go to our lady first.
She's calling from Hamilton.
She is 12 years old and her brother's birthday is tomorrow.
How cute.
Welcome to the show, Amelia.
Hi, Amelia.
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
You might be our youngest competitor on the full-blown Tradie vs Lady ever.
I've got the faith.
Do you think you can take home the win?
Yeah.
Yeah?
You watch the news?
You keep up to date with current affairs, Amelia?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Great. She watches TikTok.
She's got it.
What am I talking about?
You're taking on our Tradie today from Christchurch, the 34
and they can tame
flies. Welcome to the show
Kush. G'day Kush.
What do you mean you can tame
flies?
It's a bit of a fun.
Sorry, what was that? Can you say that again?
It's a talent that few people
have. It's a talent that only few people
have. I have seen people do
this before. Kush, do us a favour and maybe
just move around a little bit. It doesn't sound like
you've got perfect reception in the spot that you
are. I thought I was in the
countryside. Oh, you're in the countryside.
We'll climb a hill or something.
If you can
hold for 20 minutes.
We'll do the best we can.
I love it, Kush. Kush, your buzzer is
tradie. Amelia, your buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers gets 50
bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
What is the main ingredient of
a Christmas mince pie?
Lady. Yes, Amelia.
Is it mint?
Mince what?
Fruit mince. Fruitmints.
Fruitmints.
Oh, she's nailed it.
Very well done.
Fruitmints is the correct answer.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
Spotify Wrapped is out for 2023,
and Taylor Swift is New Zealand's most streamed artist.
Name a Taylor Swift song.
Lady.
Yes, Amelia.
Bad Blood.
Bad Blood. God, she. Bad Blood. Bad Blood.
God, she's on fire.
All right, Kush, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
You haven't fallen into a culvert, have you, Kush?
You're still with us?
I'm here.
Oh, you've got better reception too.
Okay, perfect.
Here we go, guys.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady. Amelia. Post Malone. She has got it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady.
Amelia.
Post Malone.
She has got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Amelia.
Amelia, you're the Tradie vs. Lady champion.
You get $50 cash from KFC.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You can do whatever you want with that $50 cash.
You earned it fair and square.
Kush, whatever you do,
don't tell anyone you were beat by a 12-year-old, okay?
I buzzed Ben.
It must be the country reception.
This never happens.
Good job, Sadie.
Well done. Nice, Kush.
Well done, Amelia.
Well done, everybody.
That was incredible.
I loved it.
Amelia just owning people.
Bree and Clint. See you people. Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint.
That's Olivia Rodrigo in Bad Idea, right?
Shush, Rihanna.
We're not ready for you yet.
Just wait.
Hold on.
You'll be the only girl in the world soon.
Rihanna, just...
Rihanna!
Rihanna.
Rihanna.
Rihanna.
Control yourself
She wants to be the only girl
I'll leave
Hold on wait
Rihanna you take over
Ready hold on
Take over Rihanna
Change my mind go away
Okay
Don't you hate it when Rihanna just barges in?
When you're just trying to do your job and Rihanna just barges in?
It's quite scary sometimes.
She's like, yes, I am.
And I'm like, not now.
Have you seen this video that Cher has done?
This interview where Cher has talked about how she wishes she was 70 years old again?
I've seen the headlines about it.
Yeah.
She, if you don't know Cher.
Wait, wait.
What are you saying?
Well, there are people who don't know who Cher is.
0800 dial ZM right now if you have no idea who Cher is.
Oh, I was just going to say Cher is Cher.
Are we that old that there's people listening right now that don't know who Cher is?
I reckon, yeah.
Really? Actually, don't clog up the phone lines
because we need the phone lines, but text us on 9696.
Yeah, text us on 9696
and be honest
if you've never
heard of the woman Cher.
You know, Cher.
Wow!
I'm an Oscar-nominated winner.
I feel something inside.
She's done an interview saying that she wishes she could go back,
or she wishes she could turn back time to be 70 again.
So you and age, you're not friends?
No.
My mother didn't mind, but I do.
I hate it.
I had a tough time with 70.
I'll admit it.
Like, I mean, like,
really knocked me in a hole for a while.
I'd give anything to be 70.
Which really blew my mind
because doesn't it go to show that every,
because you always think that your best years are behind you
but actually there's great years all the way along
and Cher's talking about 70 being a great age. Yeah.
It's quite, I mean
I saw her in concert when she was
73. Yeah.
Damn it was good. Yeah.
Was she 73 when she came here? I believe she was
73 when she came to New Zealand the
last time and it was one of the best concerts
I've ever seen and
maybe she's finally
at that age where she actually feels a bit older now.
Right.
77.
She's tipped over.
She did not look a day over 50 when I saw her.
But it happens to everybody.
Bree and I are mid-30s and we regularly talk about we target 27 as the greatest age.
We've talked about that.
No, not for me.
Is it not?
Nah.
I thought you were team 27.
I'm more a 28, 29 gal.
What's the difference between 28 and 29 and 27?
A couple of years.
Yeah, but what?
Okay.
I've always maintained that 27 is the age,
but then I haven't been 37.
I haven't been 47.
I haven't been 57.
I haven't been 67, and I haven't been 77.
So how would I actually know if that's the greatest age been 57, I haven't been 67, and I haven't been 77.
So how would I actually know if that's the greatest age?
Oh, you know.
You do know.
Nothing hurt when you were 27.
Nah.
Life was such a breeze. We don't really have the perspective to pick what the best age is.
So could we this afternoon do a bit of an experiment
where we get somebody who has age and wisdom on their side
to call us and tell us what they think the best age was
and when I say age and wisdom
we're looking for someone who's like retirement age
someone who is eligible for their gold card
someone who's
someone who's lived a pretty full life already
yeah you've done a lot of the
we want your wisdom
we want your knowledge He's lived a pretty full life already. Yeah. You've done a lot of the age brackets.
We want your wisdom.
We want your knowledge.
Is there anybody who is 65 plus listening to the Brian Clint show this afternoon
who's willing to call us on 0800 dials at M and answer the question for us,
what is the best age?
I feel like they're going to pick any age where they lived in the 70s.
Oh.
Good age.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe that affects it.
Maybe the year in the era affects it. Not the 70s. Oh. Good age. Yeah, okay. Maybe that affects it. Maybe the year and the era affects it.
Not the best decade.
We want to know if you could tell us what you think the best age is.
Is it still to come for Bree and I,
or is it an age that we've already gone past?
Actually, if it's an age we've gone past, don't bother calling.
0800 dials at M, or you can text it to 9696.
If you do text us, let us know what age you are.
And the person who texted in, who is Cher,
spelled S-H-A-R-E, no.
No, no, no.
Bree and Clint.
Cher has said she wishes she could go back to being 70 years old.
She's like, oh, dream, I'd love to be 70 years old.
And it made us realise that until you've lived all of the years,
you don't actually know what the best year is, do you?
How can you know until you have the perspective?
Well, you don't.
You need to think the best years are ahead of you.
That's a good way to look at it.
Yeah.
But maybe you don't think so.
My back doesn't say so.
You can't be saying that at 33 or whatever you are.
Mate, I can.
You can.
You should feel what my back feels like.
We asked you, are you older and wiser and do you think you know what the best year was?
Someone texted and they said, I'm 61.
32 was the best year.
Oh, yeah?
32?
Not for me because it was kind of COVID.
Oh, yeah.
In the midst.
Yeah, that does change it, eh?
I feel like I've missed some of my best years.
Some of your early 30s? Yeah. Yeah. Tony's caught up on 0800 TALES. Yeah, that does change it, eh? I feel like I've missed some of my best years. Some of your early 30s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tony's caught up on 0800 TALESATIM.
Hi, Tony.
G'day, Tony.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, Tony.
Are we allowed to ask how old you are?
62.
62 years young.
Only three more years and then you start getting the free money.
No, I'll still be working.
Yeah, but...
I've got the best job
in the world.
Do you really?
What's your job?
I started this year.
Oh, no.
Yeah, this year.
Yeah.
I was 61 then
as a flight attendant.
Wait a second, Tony.
Did you start
a completely different career
at 61?
Yep.
That's so cool, Tony.
How cool is that?
It is.
I've worked for the airline twice before and left the last time just when COVID came in
because our jobs weren't around anymore.
And did some work for three years doing contact tracing and then I applied again and started
in February.
Oh my God.
Did it take a lot of courage to, you know, it'd be pretty daunting. Like any time's pretty daunting to start a new
job like that. No, I knew that I
would love doing it. Yeah. And it's just fantastic.
My kids are all grown up and all live overseas and I can
really just do what I want. How good, Tony. It's your time to
fly high. Okay, you, Tony, have the perspective that we're looking for at 62.
I wouldn't call you old at 62,
but you have lived more years than Bree and I.
So what do you think, Tony, is the best year so far?
I reckon, I mean, when I had my kids, that was like the best time.
And then when I didn't have my kids, that was like the best time. Yeah. And then when I didn't have my kids.
That was also the best time.
Tony.
You don't have something to look forward to.
I really believe each year is going to be the best year because, I mean,
what a horrible kind of place to be in your life if you don't feel like this is the best time.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah.
So you've just got to live in the now.
So is your answer every year is the best year?
Every year is the best year.
Oh, Tony.
She hasn't got...
I've had years that have been pretty crap, I'd have to say,
but you always feel like there's something better.
Hey, Tony, call us back after you turn 69 because I feel like it could be your best year.
I'll do that.
We'll still be there.
Yeah.
All right, Tony, we'll talk to you then.
Thanks, Tony.
We appreciate it.
I love this text.
Someone said, I am 59 and sometimes I'm surprised when I look in the mirror
because I forget that I'm not 27 anymore
because I still listen to loads of music and dance all the time.
But living your best life and looking for the joy,
no matter the age, means you slide into the grave
with a life well lived.
Love that.
That's a great outlook, isn't it?
A great outlook.
This one doesn't pinpoint the year for us,
but it's good for us to know.
They said, hi, Brianne Clint.
I am 69 years old.
Yeah, you are.
Actually, they said I'm 69 years young, and I always have ZM on at work.
It's in my car, and I have it on at home.
Have a great day.
Love you guys.
Love ZM from Linda.
Oh, we love you, Linda.
69 years young.
Linda sounds like someone I'd party with.
Hit me up, Linda.
We'll go out and boogie on the dance floor.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's on the line.
Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie have talked about
whether we're going to get a Barbie sequel, Dean.
I know.
Look, unfortunately, I am the bearer of bad news.
It's not pink news.
It's black.
It's black news.
We are not going to be seeing a Barbie 2 anytime soon.
That is what they say.
Now, apparently, Margot Robbie is kind of like,
I don't really see where it would kind of go.
Like, so she's not really vibing it.
The cast turns into vibing it.
But let me just say this, right?
You can put this on record.
We should record this.
They made so much money from the first Barbie
that even if Margot didn't want to do it,
or even if someone, they'll find someone.
Like, I don't think that we've seen the end of this series.
I just feel like it was so successful.
How could you just be like, okay, well, that's that.
I mean, Dean, I feel like you're so spot on the money.
It was so lucrative.
It was the highest grossing film ever at the box office.
And they're not going to let that go.
I mean, they're bringing back, they're still bringing back all types
of different series.
They're redoing every movie under the sun.
Yeah, it's not how Hollywood works.
Right, Dean.
You can't just go, well, it was a beautiful.
Great success
Let's move on to the next thing
No they milk it and milk it and milk it
We could get a Ken movie
They didn't say anything about that
We could get a Ken spin off potentially
Or we could get
Grand Design's
Malibu Barbie Dreamhouse
Reality TV show where
They go around
and look at houses
that Barbie might like
to live in.
I don't know,
I'm just brainstorming
on Hollywood's behalf here.
I hope they bring back
Barbie's horse float
for the second movie
and she opens
a horse ranch.
Anything is possible.
That was my favourite
Barbie thing
when I was a kid.
Can I just say,
we are not even
Hollywood script writers.
And here we are.
I know.
50 different spin-offs in two minutes.
Like, this is not going anywhere.
And Barbie as a doll and as a phenomenon is not going anywhere.
So don't worry.
Watch this space.
I've got it, Dean.
She owns the horse ranch and she falls off the horse,
bumps her head, gets amnesia,
and they have to explain to her who she is again. Perfect.
And she just thinks she's a normal everyday
person but she's not. Sounds like that Lindsay
Lohan Christmas movie but I love it.
I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a completely
original idea. Brian Clint.
That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles
with Dean McCarthy.
I read this headline
on stuff.co.nz today
it said, they're arguably one of the ugliest shoes a person can wear, but somehow they're still trendy.
Now Crocs are causing issues in the schoolyard.
Um, okay, person who writes for that newspaper, you clearly don't like Crocs.
A lot of people do like them.
That was ruthless.
That was savage.
What a Croc takedown.
They're arguably one of the ugliest shoes a person can wear.
What a croc of shit.
You don't like them though still, right?
You're anti-croc?
They're not for me.
No.
But I just think it's because I can't pull them off.
Yeah, right.
You would look quite good in a pair of crocs.
I do.
I'm coming around to what's the ones that look more futuristic?
The real racy ones, the like yeezy looking ones.
I found myself Googling how much they were croc.
What would you call them?
They're like, I don't know.
I don't know.
But they look like they've.
They kind of look, oh, here's, it says here crocs echo.
Oh, yeah.
You've got to go traditional.
You've got to go traditional. You've got to go traditional.
Nah.
I can't go traditional.
And then bring your own style with the giblets.
I'm a Crocs Echo Redux clog kind of gal.
Well, news out today that some schools around the country,
because kids froth are croc,
and some schools around the country have begun banning giblets.
Gibbets?
Gibbets.
Gibbets. Gibbets. Gibbets.
Gibbets.
Yeah, gibbets.
For a number of issues, including fights over gibbets.
Gibbets getting stolen.
You don't want your gibbets stolen.
No.
And big kids negotiating with little kids for a trade,
aka the big kids going,
oh, that one you've got is dumb, but I can take it off your hands.
I'll give you this real cool one for those six lame ones that you've got.
Wanaka Primary School, sorry, Wanaka Primary School,
that's the name of it, they've gone one step further
and they've banned Crocs altogether.
They've said no more Crocs.
They said they're not part of the uniform,
they're not safe to be worn at school,
and they're a hazard with phys-ed and children's ability to run
and be mobile safely.
They often do not fit well, and they are clumsy.
Okay, you and the person who writes for stuff.co.nz
clearly just don't like Crocs.
Just be honest about it.
Clearly that person's never seen Sport Mode.
Yeah, clearly that person's never seen the bluey gibbets that you can get.
You know, those things are sick.
I get it, though though because obviously I remember,
it obviously wasn't gibbets for us
because Crocs weren't cool when we were at school.
I don't think they even existed.
No.
Maybe in high school.
But Tarzos were a big thing when I was in primary school
and people would fight over the Tarzos,
especially the rare ones or the holographic ones.
Tarzos, Tazos used to get them in the packets
of chips. Yeah, or Pokemon
cards were big at our school as well.
Pokemon cards definitely got banned at our school.
Yeah. For the same reason, because
they became like a black market currency
and they were getting stolen out of bags
and things like that. Yeah.
First it was Pokemon cards,
then it was selling meth.
That's what they used to say.
That's what they were scared of.
Yeah, that's what they were scared of.
And Digimons.
Digimons.
You remember the Digimons where you put the ripcord in it and then...
Bayblades.
That was Bayblades.
Bayblades.
And then you ripped the Bayblade into the arena.
Bayblades got banned.
Marbles got banned.
Oh, marbles.
Shatterings at my school got banned.
Yo-Yo's got banned Shatterings at my school got banned Yo-yos got banned Anything fun
If kids got into it
And I kind of get it
Because it does cause fights and issues
But they're like nope can't have that sorry
They banned stick on tattoos at our school
Did they?
Yeah in primary school
They said it made us look grubby
You went to a fancy boarding school though didn't you?? No, that was at my primary school. Was it?
Where we had 30 kids. And there was one teacher who was not a fan
of tattoos. Right. I live in West Auckland. My children have to
have a tattoo to be able to start school. Yeah, right. Real or fake. Face tattoo
I heard. Yeah, yeah. Full sleeve. Full sleeve. When I
went to the fancy boarding school
and I was not a fancy kid
because I was on a scholarship
everything was banned.
I came from a state high school
because I did state high school for grade
8 and 9 and half a year 10
and then went into this real fancy private
school and
it just blew my mind how
strict they were. You could only have one pair of either studs
or sleepers like in your ears and that was for the girls no earrings if you're a boy what yep
double standard i'll say um no makeup at all if you're a girl or a boy yeah no makeup and you
weren't allowed to wear your hair down your hair had to be tied into a ponytail or pigtails.
Even I got away with a single earring at my Catholic high school.
Oh, you wouldn't get away with that at the school I went to.
Oh, Andrew Diles and Ember, text it to 9696.
I want you to go back in your brain this afternoon
and tell us about the thing that got banned at your school.
What was the thing that became cool and so many kids got into it
that it became a problem in your school? It was like, we can't
do this. We can't have this. It's banned.
You cannot bring this thing to this school
anymore. What was it?
What were the fun police banning?
Bree and Clint. We were just talking before
about schools that are
banning Crocs and how they're going to ban
Crocs and they're going to ban gibbets and
it's no good. People
are fighting over them.
There's a black market in the high school playground,
in the primary school playground.
Ross, are we allowed to talk about the Crocs controversy that we...
No.
No? Oh, okay.
Absolutely not.
Okay, so I won't talk about it.
Have you not heard about the ZM Crocs controversy?
Yeah, we'll get sued.
Okay, we won't.
Don't talk about it?
Here's Taylor Swift at ZM.
So we're asking you what got banned at your school.
Welcome to the show, Greta.
Hi.
Hi, Greta.
Hi.
Tell us, Greta, what got banned at your school?
Fidgets and poppets.
Sorry, what was it?
Fidget and poppets.
Oh, fidget spinners and the poppet thingies.
Yeah.
Yeah, fair enough. Were people getting into mass scraps over fidget spinners and the poppet thingies. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough.
Were people getting into mass scraps over fidget spinners and poppets, Greta?
Yes, and the principal came in to talk to our classroom.
Not what they brought in the big dog, the principal.
It was that bad, was it?
Yeah.
Did you ever see a fight happen in the schoolyard because of him?
No.
Oh, so they were being a bit harsh, it sounds like.
Tell us the truth, Greta.
Were you still running like a little fidget spinner in your pocket
even after they got banned?
Still just keep one there on the side, just undercover?
No.
No?
Nah, she's a good girl.
Okay.
Thanks, Greta.
Let's go to Erin.
I know $800 at him.
Hi, Erin.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, Erin, what got banned at your school?
We had quite a few wet food things at school.
So a lot of kids would bring in, like, your two-minute noodle packets and eat the noodles for.
Delicious.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was the only way to eat them back in the day.
And then if you're really hard, you could, like, sprinkle the sachet onto them dry.
That's what I'd do.
Or not even sprinkle it onto the noodle. Just then if you're really hard, you could like sprinkle the sachet onto them dry. That's what I'd do. Or not even just sprinkle it onto the noodle.
Just have it straight into your mouth.
Just eat it.
Just straight salt into the mouth.
Like Raro.
Well, and that's the other one was the Raro.
That was banned.
Bring in your Raro and just have it straight from the Raro sachet.
Someone text through and said that Raro sachets were banned at their school
because it says here, my primary school banned the that Raro sachets were banned at their school because it says here,
my primary school banned the Raro drink sachets.
We never used to make the juice out of them.
Instead, we shared it between friends by licking our fingers
and dipping it into the pure sugar hit.
Is that different than Shibbet?
Yeah.
You couldn't do that after COVID, though.
That was the issue.
Everyone had to have their own packet of Raro.
Oh, God.
That's how we beat the virus.
Anything else, Erin, that you remember getting banned?
The other one, which I was not a fan of,
I just couldn't get on that bandwagon,
was bringing in like 1.5 bottles of fizzy drinks.
Oh, yeah.
She's a lot of sugar, eh?
All your cool boys would just rock in
and then out of their bag,
they'd pull out this big ass and drink the whole thing. You could wholesale that if you needed to.
Yeah, but never the brand name, never a Coca-Cola, right? It was always
like an ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're packing safe
pop fizz or something like that. Why not? Thanks, Erin.
I just remembered when I went to boarding school, in the boarding house
this one girl, when she started in the boarding house, this one girl,
when she started in the boarding house,
they banned any type of nuts.
Okay.
Because she had a massive nut allergy.
Because of the nut allergy, yes.
And there was people in there that were outraged
and they were like, we need our nuts.
And they took them out of the vending machine and stuff
and she had a serious nut allergy.
Guys, I will die.
And they're like, we don't care.
We want nuts.
We want our cashews.
Someone said their school banned Raro and Heelys,
those shoes with wheels on them.
Dangerous.
A lot of people saying that, and this is fair enough, I reckon,
that Bull Rush and Tackle Bull Rush was banned
because too many kids were getting injured.
What about this?
Back in 2017, Whanganui High School banned
water bottles because someone
accidentally spilt water into one
of the computers. You can't
ban water bottles. Someone else
said that they were banning water
bottles as well because kids used to
smuggle in alcohol.
Oh. Geez, clever kids.
One more. Isabel's on the phone.
Hi, Isabel. Hi, Izzy.
Hi.
Are you still at school now?
Yeah, I'm year eight.
Year eight.
What are they banning, Izzy?
So they banned quite a lot of things.
So they banned Healy's, Two Minute Noodles,
fidget trading and like dating each other.
Banned dating each other.
Dating each other.
They banned you from dating people.
Well, not me personally, but, like, at the start of the year,
they had this slideshow of, like, the year seven, eight expectations,
and it was leave your dating lives out of school time.
Man, you're funny, Isabel.
Well, not me personally.
They didn't say no one's allowed to date Isabel.
Hey, Isabel, can you tell us, I mean, you're with Aunty Bree and Uncle Clint here.
Are there any kids in your year that are currently dating?
One of my friends is.
Scandal.
Undercover though, right?
Undercover.
Don't tell any teachers.
I'll teach a nose.
And then before we went to school camp,
they told, they had,
our teacher had a like private talk with them and said that if they,
and said they weren't allowed to like be too close
and cuddly with each other at camp.
Yeah.
No, I mean fair.
Fair enough.
Fair.
Fair enough.
Okay.
Hey, thanks Isabel.
That's a good insight into what school is like right now.
My school banned chatterings.
My school banned cigarettes. Well, that one sounds fair enough. That's a good insight into what school is like right now. My school banned chatterings. My school banned cigarettes.
Well, that one sounds fair enough.
That's pretty standard.
Someone else said, my school banned Reebok pumps.
Someone pumped them up too hard and they exploded, causing injuries.
They took off.
Lol.
Couldn't afford them anyway.
And what about this?
My daughter's school banned Smiggle, the stationery.
Oh, Smiggle, yeah.
Yeah.
Sort of.
Someone else said, our school banned Orbeez.
They got so popular, people would carry them around in drink bottles.
Kids were employed by the principal to tattle on kids who still had them.
Do you call it Smiggle?
Smiggle.
Is that like from Lord of the Rings?
Oh, yeah.
Look, I'll be honest.
I've never been to Smiggle.
Smiggle.
Smiggle.
Smiggle. Smiggle is like my precious. Yeah, is that where you buy the've never been to Smeagol. Smeagol. Smeagol. Smeagol.
Smeagol's like, my precious.
Yeah, is that where you buy the...
So you buy the ring, yeah.
You buy the rings there.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's The Plot?
Our movie gisting game where today it's Brianna versus Brianna.
Hi, Brianna.
Hi, Brianna.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Have you played along in the car before to this?
I have.
How do you go?
Head and met, hit and miss.
Bit like me then.
This is how it works, Brianna.
I'm going to read movie plots.
You're going to buzz in with your name
as soon as you think you know what that movie is.
If you get it right, you get a point.
If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess
and whoever gets two movies right first wins.
You'll get 50 bucks cash
if that's you today, Brianna.
Sounds good. Alright, let's play.
Because tomorrow is
the first day of summer,
these are all movies about summer,
set in summer, that revolve
around something to do with summer.
Summer movies.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
Five.
I know what you did last summer.
No.
Good.
Quick, Brianna, have a shot at it.
Just say anything that's got summer in the title.
Can I get any?
No.
I'll keep reading after this.
This is your free guess.
I just have a free guess.
Just out of nowhere.
Oh, God.
I have no idea.
No.
That's okay.
I'll actually read the plot this time.
Okay, sorry.
Five childhood friends take their families for a weekend trip to the lake house in their hometown.
What do these five men have in common?
They used to...
Brie.
Brie.
Grownups.
Grownups, correct.
Quite a good movie.
Love that movie.
The second one and the third one, not so much.
Didn't need to happen.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good work.
One to Brianna, none to Brianna so far.
This is confusing.
Come on, Brianna, you've got this.
Movie number two, summer movies.
Four girls are the best of friends.
After many summers together, the four are finally...
This is The Travelling Pants.
Brianna Buzzer.
Brianna.
Yeah, Brianna, what is it?
This is The Hood of The Travelling Pants.
Oh, it is.
Very well done, Brianna.
Well done.
We're all tied up.
And it's next plot wins.
The theme is summer.
What is this movie?
A young greeting card writer is hopelessly,
helplessly searching for the girl of his dreams.
And his new co-worker may just be the one, but the five...
Brianna.
Brianna?
Oh, it's the movie with Celine Dion in it.
Oh, shit.
With Celine Dion.
Is it?
Is that the one?
I don't think it is, no.
No, it passed.
I don't know.
Ray?
Greeting Mr Deeds?
No.
Didn't he write greeting cards?
Did he?
I think so.
Oh, Hallmark cards, yeah.
Okay.
But the 500 days of their off-beats...
Brie!
Brie.
500 days of summer.
Of course it is!
Zooey Deschanel, right?
Claudia?
Yeah.
Good soundtrack.
Sorry, I mean, congratulations, Brianna.
Sorry, Brianna.
You don't get the $50 cash, but you do get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Awesome, thanks, guys.
Thanks for playing, Brianna.
Oh, that was close.
You needed that one or your reputation was shot to shit.
Well, I think it already is.
Bri and Clint.
Bri and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.
All right, we're not going to have to do any guessing in this
because we've done the math, we've done the research.
The number one songs on these people's birthdays.
Let's figure it out.
First one is Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.
G'day, Rubes.
Hey, guys.
How are we going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Not too bad.
Just heading to work. Heading into work now. What are you doing? Yeah, guys. How are we going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad. Just heading to work.
Heading into work now.
What do you do?
Yeah, unfortunately.
Well, I'm a student, so I work part-time at Specsavers.
So I'm doing the night, the more night shift.
God, on the hustle, Ruby.
It's Specsavers.
On the hustle.
Get in there.
You guys do good work.
So thank you.
Let's do your birthday banger.
Thank you so much.
What's your birthday, Ruby?
10th of July, 2001.
All right. That means you were 16 in 2017, Ruby.
And back on your 16th, this was at the top.
Despacito.
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito.
Vea que te diga cosas alas.
Oh, my God, this song was a monster.
What a thing.
You know what?
I'll take that.
Yeah.
Absolute banger, Rude Zarekin.
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito. This was everywhere when it came out. What a thing. You know what? I'll take that. Absolute banger roots, I reckon.
This was everywhere when it came out.
I think it was the biggest song of 2017.
I think it was, yeah.
Okay, wait there.
Let's do a birthday banger.
Alexis.
Hi, Alexis.
Hi, Alexis.
Hello.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
We're good, thanks.
Hey, I heard your birthday's coming up, Alexis.
Yes, it is.
What exact date are we talking?
15th of December, 2000.
All right. Two weeks.
Alexis, that means you were 16 in 2016.
And we've done the math, we've done the research.
This is your birthday banger.
That girl is a real crowd pleaser.
Small world, all her friends know of me. The song from the mannequin challenge.
That's right.
Black Beatles.
Ray Stremans.
You remember that?
Yeah, do you like it?
I don't know if it's alright.
Yeah.
You can't see, but Brie and I are actually frozen in one spot at the moment.
We're doing the mannequin challenge.
It's no, um, what was that song from Bauer? Harlem Shake. It's no Harlem Shake,
is it, Alexis? No. She's like, what is that? I was too young. We'll do one more birthday banger for Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Pretty good. Have you finished work for the day, Jordan?
No, I am a stay-at-home mum for my little one-year-old son.
So you never finish work, Jordan.
24-7.
You could say that.
On the grind.
Nah, I start drinking at 6.30.
I'm good.
She can drink on the job if she wants.
Jordan, what's your birthday?
9th of January, 97.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2013, Jordan.
And let me take you back to your 16th with this one.
Bruno Mars and Locked Out of Heaven.
What do you reckon, Jordan?
Oh, not too shabby.
Not too shabby. God, Bruno Mars owned the radio Out of Heaven. What do you reckon, Jordan? Oh, not too shabby. Not too shabby.
Bruno Mars owned the radio.
In 2013?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had so many hits.
Okay, wait there.
We've got to choose between Justin Bieber, Ray Strimmond.
Sorry, Alexis, to laugh at you all, but it's not going to be Ray Strimmond.
She was laughing at us, too.
And Bruno Mars, Locked Out of Heaven.
Despacito?
Well, it's Locked Out of Heaven. Lockedito? Well, it's Locked Out of Heaven.
Locked Out of Heaven, there's better parts.
We picked a bad part of that song.
It slaps at the start.
There's just too many flash mobs that have used it.
And so I'm going with Despacito.
It's a great tune.
Ruby was into it.
I agree.
Ruby, congratulations.
You're the winner of Birthday Banger.
Oh, I'll take that. Thank you so much. Yes, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Oh, I'll take that.
Thank you so much.
Yes, Rubes.
Coming with her in my direction.
She's thankful for that.
Such a blessing, yeah.
Bree and Clint.
You could be the straw baby.
You could be the straw baby.
What a banger.
I love when they say Puerto Rico.
Oh, it just makes me swoon.
That's for Ruby.
It's her birthday banger from 2017, Justin Bieber and Louis Fonsi, Despacito.
Yeah, that's such a hot accent.
This story is wild that I saw today.
A man in Vietnam who's been having really bad headaches, like severe headaches.
No, that's not good.
For like five months.
He was stunned after x-rays revealed he had a pair of chopsticks
lodged inside his skull.
How in the world did he not realise he had chopsticks up his nose?
The 35-year-old man went to hospital last week with a headache.
He's like, I can't take this anymore.
He had fluid discharge and fluid loss. So there's like stuff leaking out of his nose. He's like, I don't take this anymore. He had fluid discharge and fluid loss.
So there's like stuff leaking out of his nose.
He's like, I don't understand what was going on.
And the doctor's like, yeah, this is serious, bro.
That's how doctors talk.
Yeah.
Bro.
They're like, boy.
Bro, get in here.
You're not going to believe this, bro.
After doctors were told that he'd been experiencing severe pain for five months,
they did a CT scan and they found the issue.
Yeah, a pair of chopsticks lodged inside his skull that had gone up his nose
and they were poking into his brain.
Isn't that wild?
Yuck.
How?
How has this happened?
That's the question you go to straight away, right?
I mean, if it was somewhere else, I would have been like,
I know why it happened.
Like the ear?
Huh?
Like the ear?
Like if they had found it and he's a Norse.
Oh.
You know how there's a lot of stories like that
and then people are like, I don't know how it got there.
I was having sushi in the shower and I slipped.
A billiard ball?
What?
It was a rogue shot.
It just bounced up there.
He said that he was really confused about how Chopstick
had got up his nose too until
he remembered a drunken night he
had had five months ago in
Vietnam when he got in a scrap
with some other guys and
he got stabbed in the face with an
unknown object.
Turns out it was Chopsticks and they broke off up his nose.
He said when it happened, when he was in the fight,
because he knew he'd been stabbed in the face,
but he couldn't see anything.
He said he went to the hospital that night.
And they said, nah, you're all good.
Correct.
They said, we can't see any issues.
And they just sent him home.
And for five months, he had chopsticks broken off up his nose.
Not wooden chopsticks either, those thick black plastic chopsticks.
Oh, God.
Which I guess is better because then you're not getting a splinter in your brain.
Yeah, and they probably wouldn't go mouldy.
Yeah, maybe.
Like wooden ones would go mouldy and start to grow stuff on them.
When it's poking in your brain, yeah, you're worried about infection and stuff like that.
My brain with these things always goes to
how nice it would feel when they came out.
I've had, oh, yeah.
Like when you hear of people who have an insect inside their ear
and then they get it removed,
you're like, oh, that would feel so nice.
Or a piece of Lego stuck in their ear.
Remember that little kid that had that green bead stuck up its nose?
Yes.
Yeah, for months.
Yeah, and they finally got it out.
We'd asked this question from time to time on the show,
and I'm always surprised with the results that we get.
So we're going to do it now.
Like the man who had chopsticks stuck up his nose, what was in you?
What was in you? What was in you?
Tell me what was in you.
What's the thing that was lodged inside your body?
It shouldn't have been in there.
It's a foreign object.
Shouldn't have been there.
Could have been up your nose.
Could have been in your ear.
Could have been down your throat.
Could have been up your bum.
Doesn't matter.
And look, if you want to say you slipped and fell,
we're not going to question you.
We will believe you.
Bree and Clint.
We just told you the story about the Vietnamese guy in the news today.
He went to the hospital last week because he had a really bad headache
and it turns out he'd had chopsticks stuck up his nose,
poking into his brain for five months.
Ridiculous.
Someone texted in and said, how did they get the chopsticks out?
Surgery.
They went in and surgically removed the chopsticks.
He didn't know they were up there.
Or so he says.
I didn't know they were up there.
Oh, that's where my chopsticks were.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM,
what was in you?
Sharia's here.
Hi, Sharia.
Sharia?
Hi.
Yeah, it's Sharia.
Sharia.
What was in you, Sharia? It wasn't in me. It was what was Sherea. Sherea. What was in you, Sherea?
It wasn't in me.
It was what was in my brother.
Oh, okay.
What was in your brother, Sherea?
What was in your brother?
He's two years younger than me.
My mum had a set of swans that went from a mama swan down to the baby swan.
Yes, classic.
My mum noticed that the baby swan was missing.
Oh, no.
And it was like, oh, heck.
And my brother didn't even choke or nothing.
He actually had it lodged in his stomach when mum took him down for an x-ray.
It went straight down the esophagus, Sherea.
Yep, straight down the esophagus.
He had a swan in him.
Yep, he did.
Did he poo it out or did the doctors have to operate?
They didn't operate.
They had to wait for it to be pooped out.
How big was the swan?
Oh, it would have been
about a couple of centimetres
in height
and about a couple of centimetres wide.
God, imagine
passing the neck and the beak.
I know.
I feel like that would be the easy bit.
When you get to the wingspan,
that's the bit that would really hurt
coming out.
That was actually lodged
in the perfect X-ray photo
of it lodged in his stomach.
Swan boy.
Swan boy. Oh, yeah. Jeez. He prettyged in his stomach. Swan boy. Swan boy.
Oh, yeah.
Jeez.
He pretty much laid an egg.
Thanks, Sherea.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, Sherea.
Someone texted and said,
when I was three, I put peas and baby carrots up my nose,
and no one knew they were there until they started smelling something rotten,
and then they took me to the doctors, and they found them.
Oh, that's so yuck.
Kids just won't put anything anywhere.
Norm's here.
G'day, Norm.
Hello, Norm.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Tell us.
What was in you?
But you're going to tell us what was in your little brother.
Yeah, it was my little brother accidentally inhaled a blowfly after we had been running around.
So it was quite funny.
Oh.
Yeah.
Blowflies are the real big ones, eh?
Yeah.
The best thing, too,
it was like the week after we'd been
and seen the fly movie back in the day
when it had just came out,
and they weren't able to remove it,
so it lived inside him for about three weeks
before it starved to death,
and his body would have slowly absorbed it over the years.
Is that true, Norm?
Yeah.
He had a fly buzzing around inside him for three weeks.
Yeah.
Was it paying rent?
Oh, it should have been.
Yeah.
It's really cool.
We tell him he's like 2% fly now.
That makes me feel so sick.
Like there's nothing,
there's not many things more disgusting than a blowfly.
Not the worst thing he's had happen to him over the years.
What's worse than that, Norm?
He swallowed a whole lot of cigarette butts once by accident as well.
How did he do that by accident?
So we're out playing and we're in and outside all day like you are
when you're little kids.
And we had finished our cans of Coke, but he left his on the coffee table.
So all the adults were using it as an ashtray.
An ashtonite, yeah.
Oh, that's yuck.
Your brother.
Everyone's throwing their brother under the bus today.
He's a human garbage bin.
We've got a text from a nurse here.
She says, I'm an ear nurse,
and I've taken out of one ear nine cotton tips.
You're joking.
I use cotton tips all the time.
They feel so nice.
They said it was like a magic trick.
The guy was like, I might have a cotton tip in there.
Bro, you're not kidding.
There's effing nine of them.
You know what it says on the cotton tip packet
that they should not be used to clean your ears?
Yeah, everyone's like, okay.
Then what are we using them for?
What are we buying them for? What are we buying them for? What are we buying them for?
Sure, I won't put them in my
ear. Promise. Yeah, no, definitely won't.
Beverly's here. Hi, Beverly. G'day, Bev.
Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks.
Tell us, Bev, what was in you?
Um, so, when I was
four, I ended up swallowing my mom's
engagement ring. Oh, no!
Wait, what? You were four
and you swallowed her engagement ring? Oh, yeah. Like you what? You were four and you swallowed her engagement ring?
Oh, yeah.
Like you said,
you know how when you're a kid
and you kind of just
stuff everything in your mouth?
It was one of those
like princess cut
rings as well.
So like the diamond
was sticking out.
Yeah, real sharp one.
Yeah, it's quite sharp.
So I ended up
getting like an x-ray
because I wouldn't
poop it out.
Yeah.
I was in the hospital
for about two to three days and then on the x-ray you can see my ribs and like the diamond ring yeah in the middle
yeah what so your poor mom would have had to sift through your poo for weeks looking for that ring
i didn't want to poop i was being dramatic so i was in the hospital and then they ended up like
putting like a hose down my mouth my throat yeah and with that camera thing at the end so then they ended up like putting like a hose down my mouth, my throat. And with that camera thing at the end,
so then they kind of just scoop it out with that.
So it came out the mouth?
Yeah.
I was thinking if it came out the other end, Bev,
someone would have said, we've got the four carrots,
not the ones you were hoping for.
Damn you.
Bev, you were like, you know those skill tester machines
where you put the claw down and you get the toy and you lift it up?
You're like a human version of a skill tester.
Except they pulled out a diamond ring.
Yeah.
I bet your mum didn't leave her engagement ring lying around after that, Beverly.
Actually, she did and I ended up losing it.
What?
You lost it?
I lost it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was four.
Bev!
Beverly! She gave it back to me and then it got lost. It's fine. I lost it. I don't know. I don't know. I was four. Bev. Beverly.
They gave it back to me and then it got lost.
It's fine.
They broke up.
Bev.
You're a hurricane.
I like Bev.
Yes, I am.
I like Bev a lot.
That's good.
The man who proposes to Bev is going to be like, do not swallow this.
Do not lose it.
And Bev's like, no promises.
Finally, Kirstie's here.
Hi, Kirstie.
Hi, Kirstie. Hi. How are you doing? Kirstie, tell us what was. Finally, Kirsty's here. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty.
Hi.
How are you doing?
Kirsty, tell us what was in you, Kirsty.
Well, I know you had to strip out the peas and carrots,
but apparently when I was only one year old,
my parents had to take me up to A&E because I was snorting
and blowing out my nose, and they pulled out nine peas.
Nine peas?
Nine peas? Yeah. That's got to be some kind of a record. Yeah, sat there and stuffed them out nine peas. Nine peas? Nine peas?
Yeah.
That's got to be some kind of a record.
Yeah, sat there and stuffed them up my nose.
Better than eating them, eh, Kirsty?
Better than eating those yuck peas.
Stick them in your nose instead.
Yeah, I think so.
I mustn't have liked them then, don't like them now.
Yeah, fair enough, Kirsty.
Nine, that's a good effort.
I like the nurses just standing around.
They're like, one, two, three.
Counting as they come out.
Up to nine, and I've got a small nose now,
so it must have been real small when I was little.
Do you remember if you used both canals or just one side?
No idea.
If you sneezed, you would have been a pea shooter.
Must have been both.
Must have been both to get nine up there.
Thanks, Kirsty.
Someone said I had a small moth
in my right ear. Yuck. People with
moth phobias, this will terrify you.
Had to go into after hours to
get it syringed out. After
that, I got my tragus pierced
so it wouldn't happen again. Tragus is
that little bit here, eh? Yeah, I've had that pierced.
Hurts like hell. They pierced it so that it was
like a moth gate. Oh yeah, I could see
that. You put a ring in it.
How often is a moth really going to go in your ear though?
You know they reckon you eat something like
40 or 50 spiders
in a lifetime in your sleep? Yeah, they got
disproved. Let me Google it.
It's not true. How many
spiders do you
eat in your sleep
in a lifetime? Okay,
yep, we'll wait.
Yep.
Yep, definitely true.
Don't Google it.
Let's talk about Spotify wrapped because everyone else is.
Yeah.
But let's not talk about ours because no one gives a shit about ours.
Mine's the one because I've got kids, okay?
Move on.
What was yours?
Just like your top.
Drake and Venga Boys.
Drake.
I mean, it's a good mix, isn't it?
Yeah.
I think mine was Taylor Swift, Lizzo and...
We said we weren't going to talk about ours
and here we are talking about ours.
I know, but we're not going to spend time on it.
We're going to move right past ours,
but it's good to get a benchmark of what we're listening to
compared to what the rest of the country is listening to.
Okay, good idea, yeah.
Are we on the pulse?
Are we cool?
So Spotify Rap came out today, and the stats are in for New Zealand.
What has the country been listening to in 2023?
Do you want to do the top five most streamed artists in the country this year?
Go on.
We'll start at number five.
It was SZA.
This song was huge.
She's top five.
She's number five.
Okay, yeah.
Most streamed artists in New Zealand this year.
In number four was Ed Sheeran.
He's always in there, eh?
He would have been in there for the last 15 years, probably.
Yeah, he's so rich because he's just always in these lists.
100%.
He's just universally loved.
Number three on the list,
The Weeknd.
Yeah, and everybody who was like,
really, he's doing two Eden Park shows.
He's huge.
He's massive.
These are the most streamed artists in New Zealand for 2023.
In second place was Drake.
Yeah, that's me.
Not on my list.
He's not actually on mine anymore either,
but my daughter is still obsessed with
Drake and Future Jumpman. Every
day in the car. We have to listen to
Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman must be up to
something. Every day. She's very gangster
my daughter. Number one.
And I don't think this is any
surprises to anyone.
The most streamed artist in New Zealand for 2023, Taylor Swift.
By a long way, apparently.
Yeah, she's everywhere.
No one is even close.
Obviously released Midnight's and then Taylor's version of 1989.
There's, you know, she's touring at the moment on the Eras Tour.
It is just Taylor Swift, Pandemonium, and the results obviously reflect that.
I thought before we left, we could also just cover what was the most streamed song in New
Zealand.
Is it not Taylor Swift?
It's not Taylor Swift.
It's actually none of those artists.
Really?
It's none of those artists, which is quite interesting, I thought.
So the most streamed song in New Zealand for 2023 was this one from Miley Cyrus.
Wow, this was a great song.
Great song.
I wouldn't have picked it for the number one.
Yeah, number one most streamed in New Zealand by New Zealanders this year.
And people say that New Zealanders only listen to
660 and LAB.
Well, we do, but we also
listen to a lot of Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. Yeah, exactly.
There you go. It is
fun Spotify rap. It is a genius
thing because everybody looks forward to it. 100%.
And anyone with kids, don't worry.
Your Spotify rap
will go back to normal in five, ten, maybe fifteen years.
Today is the last day of Movember.
November, Movember.
No, not November. What?
It's the last day of Movember.
Last day of Movember.
The people who have been growing them for fundraisers or fun or just something to do.
Tomorrow, if it looks shit,
you can shave it off.
And if it looks good, well, welcome to the new you.
You know, this is a great time to figure out.
That's what men use, my member four,
to find out if secretly they could be a moustache guy.
Maybe I could be a moustache guy.
It's a good time to figure it out.
Connor Hill is a guy who works at a New Zealand skincare brand
called Triumphant Disaster.
He's written a piece for the Herald
about what the type of moustache you or your man runs
says about him.
Okay.
So it describes their personality.
I'll just give you the moustache types first
and you can tell me what sort of moustache I'm running
this Movember.
So the options are classic moustache,
that's like a Tom Selleck.
Yes.
A chevron moustache,
that's like a Henry Cavill moustache. A handlebar moustache. That's like a Tom Selleck. Yes. A chevron moustache. That's like a
Henry Cavill moustache.
A handlebar moustache, which people
think is the one that comes down
like the YMCA one, but it's
not. It's the one that flares out to the
side and sometimes it will be twisted on the end.
Yeah, right. That's actually a handlebar moustache.
A walrus moustache,
which is the real bushy one like Producer Ben has.
A pencil moustache, which is the real thin one. It's like Freddie Mercury. And a horseshoe moust mustache, which is the real bushy one like producer Ben has, a pencil mustache, which is the real thin one.
It's like Freddie Mercury.
And a horseshoe mustache, which is actually what people call the handlebar,
the one that goes, the bikey mustache that goes down.
Yeah, gotcha.
That's a horseshoe.
So out of those, what have I got?
I'd say a chevron.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, I don't know what a chevron looks like.
Chevron looks like Henry Cavill's moustache, Superman.
What does his moustache look like?
It looks really good.
Does it?
Show me.
That's the dream moustache for me.
It looks like this.
Oh, no.
I picture more that as Ben McDowell's ex-producer of the show.
Okay, that's Tom Selleck.
No, that's not your moustache.
You're definitely not the handlebar. No, you're not the walrus. And that's Tom Selleck. No, that's not your moustache. You're definitely not the handlebar.
No, you're not the walrus.
And what's that one?
Pencil. Yeah. That's horrendous.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel like you're in between the
Henry Cavill and the pencil.
Hey!
Like you're somewhere in there.
I think I'm a classic, but that's fine.
What's the classic? If you have a classic, it means you're timeless
and you exude sophistication and elegance.
What do you look like without a moustache?
Oh, like clean shaven?
Yeah.
Like a little boy?
I want to see it.
If you have a chevron moustache,
it says that it signifies strength and determination.
Okay.
That's the Superman one.
If you have a handlebar moustache, it says that you're playful and Okay. That's the Superman one. If you have a handlebar moustache,
it says that you're playful and adventurous.
I love the handlebar.
I think the handlebar's my favourite.
Or the Tom Selleck.
You can wax them and twist the ends of the handlebar.
Yeah, I love people that do that.
A walrus, a big like...
I don't like that one.
It covers your lip.
Who's the guy I used to do close-up at seven?
Sainsbury?
Mark Sainsburybury That's his one
That says that you have a sense of wisdom and experience about you in the walrus
Yeah, that looks about right
The pencil moustache carries an air of refinement and attention to detail
That's not what I think when I think of the pencil
I think it means you can't grow a moustache
And the horse shoe moustache, the upside down handlebar thingy,
that says it's often associated with toughness and ruggedness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For my birthday next year, can you shave off all your facial hair?
That's what I want for my present.
That's what you want for your birthday?
Yeah.
That's what I want.
Okay.
My wife will hate me for about three weeks until it grows back.
Well, don't blame me and say that it was for my gift.
Just say it was your decision and you just wanted to try something new.
That's what you want for your birthday?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
Thank you so much for joining us.
We appreciate it on a thirsty Thursday before a frisky Friday.
Has any of you guys, Claudia's not there,
have you watched the new Squid Game episodes?
No, aren't they out today?
No, I watched them last night.
Oh, they were out last night?
Yeah.
Oh, I watched Garbage last night
because I had nothing to watch,
but they were out.
I think they came out maybe at like 8.
Oh, no.
Or 8.30.
Yeah, right, okay.
Something like that.
And they're holding the finale episode
until next week, I think. So how many episodes did they drop last night? I think it was four, five, okay. Something like that. And they're holding the finale episode until next week.
So how many episodes did they drop last time?
I think it was four, five, four.
Oh, yeah, that'll do.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, four, I think.
Good?
Yeah, it's good.
Good.
Yeah.
Do you know who's going to win?
I know the top three.
Oh, okay.
They get it down to the top three, and then the final episode,
obviously, you'll see who the winner is.
It is a very good show.
It's a very good adaptation of Squid Game.
I think they've done it particularly well.
Yeah, they've put some money into it.
Yeah.
$4.56 million to be exact.
Well, just some prize money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
It's on Netflix if you want to go and watch it.
We'll catch you guys back tomorrow for a Friday version of the Brian Clint Show.
Have a great night and we'll see you then.
Bye-bye. And I just have to leave. Right Friday version of the Brian Clint Show. Have a great night and we'll see you then. Bye-bye.
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