ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th October 2024

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Petty revenge.  Hectic flat rules that tore the house apart.  What's the perfect 3pm snack?  1 out of 10 people that work from home are NAPPING.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios. In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Free and Planned. What is the perfect three o'clock snack?

You know how when you're just hitting this part of the afternoon, you need a little bit of energy. You're hungry, but you don't want to eat trash because you're like're like, I'll just go to the vending machine and eat shit. You know, what's the thing that gets you through to dinner but it's actually not bad for you? Cheese off the block. And I'm talking bitten off. Oh, like not sliced on a cracker? I mean, you could.

Because I thought cheese on crackers could be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I eat my cheese. You're just talking about gnawing on the block. Is that what it is? Right. Have you ever done that?

Just because in an intrusive thought? No, I don't think I ever have. Oh, you live a little, man. Yeah, no, I was the annoying kid who got angry at my brother, my younger brother, for taking too large a slice of cheese off the block. I was like, Aaron, we have to make that last all week. You're so the Ross of the friend group. Yeah.

Now there's one wiener in the family. Aaron, we can't have ice cream in a bowl. We have to have it in a cone because you have too much. Aaron, you've already had your allocated amount of orange juice for the day. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, I can picture you being like that. Just organised, organised fun. My eldest daughter is just like that too. Is she?

She's a total rule follower. Yeah, yeah. And you're the eldest, so maybe. And I'm the eldest. Yeah. My sister's a rule follower as well. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's an eldest child thing. Whereas you, you're a eldest, so maybe. I'm the eldest. My sister's a real follower as well. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe it's an eldest child thing. Whereas you, you're a cheese raccoon. Typical middle child. 9-6-9-6. I mean this seriously. What is the perfect afternoon snack? Do you know what I think it might be? What?

Like a jerky. A jerky? Protein. Protein. Salty. Gives you that energy boost. Yeah, yeah. Maybe a bildung.

I reckon perfect afternoon snack is a rosé. Yeah, okay. Because it's a meal in a glass. A rosé and a bite of cheese. Yeah. See, now you're getting it. It sounds fun. It does.

It doesn't hit any of the points that I said, but it does sound fun. It's got protein in there. It's got energy. Yeah, yeah. And. Alcohol. It's got protein in there. It's got energy. Yeah, yeah. And alcohol. It's delicious. Let's get into a fresh round

of tradie versus lady. If you're keen to play with us and you're a tradie and or a lady then call 0800-ZYLES-ZM right now. Brie and I are flying to Sydney this weekend to interview Ariana Grande

for Wicked the movie and Brie just goes to me before what are we going to ask her? And I said good question. It's Ariana Grande. It's Ariana Grande for Wicked, the movie. And Brie just goes to me before, what are we going to ask her? And I said, good question. It's Ariana Grande. It's Ariana Grande. You're never going to get this opportunity again.

Our producer Ella, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Ella. Happy birthday. Has sent us a good list of starter questions to get us up and running. I just feel like with those things, there'll be a list of questions we're not allowed to ask. You know, I don't want to pre- Yeah, there'll be a-

I want to know what you can't ask. Yeah, me too. Because then- And you always want to ask what you can't ask. Yeah, me too. And you always want to ask what you can't ask. But we won't. Please don't revoke our access. No, we definitely won't. We always follow the rules. You're very good.

No, no. I really want to play her, my mum's version of her song. Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. Seven Rings. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine Ariana Grande, the look on her face? She'll either love it or go, yeah. Can you imagine Ariana Grande, the look on her face? She'll either love it or go, okay, I think she'd like it.

Do you? You know, we're sitting there and we're like, oh, my mum is a big fan of yours, and she actually did a cover of one of your songs a few years ago on our show. Neck minute. I don't know where it is. I think it's gone. Is it gone?

Claudia's found it. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it. I got it.

I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it.

I'm just picturing Ariana Grande hearing this. Just bought it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. That's it. Just stop.

Yeah, no, actually, no questions. Just we get that on an iPad and we're good to go. That's the interview. Our two minutes with Ariana Grande is just that. It's Treaty versus Lady. My mum would kill us. Oh, yeah. She would drive to Sydney from Queensland. She would be furious.

And strangle us. Furious. But anyway, we move on. We press on with Treaty versus Lady. Score update for Furious. But anyway, we move on. We press on with Tradie versus Lady. Score update for the year. 88 wins to the Tradies. Ladies on 95. Our lady is calling from Porirua.

She's 23 and she is a plumber. Welcome to the show, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Hi. You wanted to rip the ladies and not the Tradies? I'll rip the ladies. Yeah. Okay, fair enough.

You can play for either or, Natalia. Good to have you on board the ladies and not the tradies? Oh, with the ladies. Yeah, okay, fair enough. You can play for either or, Natalia. Good to have you on board the ladies. Natalia wants to be on the winning team, that's why. Natalia's not dumb. You're taking on our tradie from Westport. They're 20 and they play rugby. Welcome to the show, Bo. G'day, Bo.

Hello, how are you? What's the worst injury you've had from playing rugby, Bo? No, I haven't had any, luckily. Touch wood. He's only 20. Touch wood. Yeah. Oh, don't touch there, Bo.

I'm still young. Dislocated scrotum. That will go away. Natalia, your buzzer is lady. Bo, you're trading the first three correct answers. Gets the 50 bucks cash. Good luck, everybody. Here we go.

Question number one. What sort of fish was Ariel's best friend in The Little Mermaid? Here's a hint. I think it was also the fish's name. The name of the fish. Yeah. I'll give you three, two, one. Flounder was a flounder.

Yes. Yeah. That's correct. And then, obviously, there was Sebastian the crab as well. That was a flounder. Yes. Yeah. That's correct. And then obviously there was Sebastian the crab as well. That was also friends with Ariel. More of a mentor than a friend. Yeah. More like a Zazu.

More of a guide. Yeah. Spiritual guide. More of a narc, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Question number two. No points there. The US presidential election is one week away. Name one of the 50 states in America going to the polls. Haiti. Yes, Beau. Texas. Texas is going to the polls.

Nice work. Obviously, every state is going to the polls. Yes. So that's all 50 states. Well done. One point to the tradies. Question number three. What is the name of this

Tones and I song? Bo's in. Dance Monkey? Nice, Bo. Well done. Two to the tradies. He's away and flying. You need this one, Natalia, to stay in it. Question number four. If someone is spilling

the tea, what are they doing in modern slang? Gossiping. Buzz in? Buzz in? Natalia, say Natalia. Yep. Yes, Bo.

Gossiping? Gossiping. That's right. Yeah, that's it. Oh, Natalia, it wasn't your day. We've got to be strict. We've got to stick to the rules. But it was fun.

And, Beau, you're going home with the $50 cash and a rare win for the tradies, I have to say. Well done, Beau. Awesome. Sweet, thank you. Good overall knowledge from the 21-year-old. 20-year-old. 20-year-old. Yeah, very well done.

Injury-free 20-year-old. 20-year-old. Yeah, very well done. Injury-free 20-year-old. Yes, look at him go. Bree and Clint. We were trying to figure out earlier what the best 3 p.m. snack is, you know, just to get through, bridge that gap. Someone said popcorn. I think that could be a pretty good option.

Popcorn's pretty good. Popcorn, but not the stuff from the bag, you know, not the buttery, not the microwave. Instant popcorn. That's the best popcorn. No, it's bad for you, isn't it? You know, it's all, you know, in your mind. Like I'm trying to find out what's a healthy snack

that's going to satisfy me at three o'clock. Cocktail onions. No. Are you? Have you? Or a pickle? Cocktail onions are underrated, in my opinion, like the little baby ones. I've never had one.

Have you never had a cocktail onion? They're pickled onions, right? Yeah. Yeah, no, I never had one. And they're like little tiny baby ones like that. Yeah, no, I never had one. Oh, mate, you're missing out. No, no, no.

What, do they come on a martini? Is that what you get them on? Or is that just olives? Yeah, no, that's olives. Oh, no, no, they can come in a martini, yeah. Someone else said, apples are the perfect 3pm snack. Sweet and crunchy. But usually I'll just have a bag of chips.

An apple is a good one. I used to love to grate my apple. Yeah. Grated apple's so yum. And then it feels like you're drinking apple juice. That scares the shit out of me, a grated apple. Why? Because I've got a fruit thing.

Oh, because it goes brown. Yeah. Yeah, and it's juicy. Someone said, Bree, try the pickled garlic I have, and it's life-changing. We asked what's the perfect 3 p.m. snack. Someone said smoky hummus and peckish salt and vinegar crackers. Okay, I'll get the maid to whip me up some.

Okay, Farrow Fresh. I mean, it sounds lovely though. It does sound lovely, but we're just jealous. Someone said Greek yogurt. Oh, okay. Just yogurt? The Greek yogurt freaks me out. Okay, everyone's got a thing.

It's yogurt for you. Look, I like it, but I go through stages where I can't help but think this is what off milk would turn into. Yeah, it's culture, isn't it? It's a culture of bacteria. Yeah, but like I can get that in Wellington. Oh.

Like culture I can get in Wellington. Yeah, and bacteria. That's what you were saying. No, I wasn't. Except for that one time. I like my bacteria in Birkenstocks. That bar we went to. I definitely caught something there. That bar's closed down.

We're going to do a round of Sibling Showdown next. This is where Bree and I attempt to guess what order of birth you came in. Are you the eldest, one of the middle, or the youngest child in your family? The last time we played this, I think we went quite well. I think we got two from three.

Which is a win. And previously we got three from three. We've only ever had one three from three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So three people who have at least one sibling. Yes. Sorry to the one children. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is not the game for you. Yeah. It's too easy to identify you guys. How about we come up with a game where we guess if you're an only child or not? Yeah, yeah. Because when we invite only children to play, we go, okay, you're third in the queue. And they go, no, I want to be first. We go, well, obviously you're an only child.

Only child. Bree and Clint. Yay! Brother. Brother. Bree and Clint. Yay! Brother. Brother. Brie and Clint's Sibling Showdown. Yes, the game where Clint and I endeavour to try and guess where you are in your sibling line-up.

The eldest, the middles or the youngest. If you're one of five, then you could be middle by being two, three or four. Yes. If you're one of two, you're either eldest or youngest, obviously. Obviously. The only people who can't play are the only children who always miss out. No, this is the only time you miss out.

Oh yeah, but at the same time they always miss out. On what? Like having someone to play with. Oh. That'd be so sad. They would have friends come over. Having someone to share childhood memories with. Having someone to share childhood memories with. Having someone to throw a TV remote at your head after an argument. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, all the good stuff. Today, going first in Slippling Showdown is Alicia. Hi. Hi, Alicia. Hi. Bree and I are going to ask you one pointed question each, and then we believe we can correctly pick whether you're the eldest, middle, or youngest. Are you ready to answer honestly?

Yes, I am. Okay, great. Alicia, were you ever the only one of your siblings to attend a certain school at a certain time? Were you ever the only one at your primary school, or the only one at your intermediate, or the only one at your high school? No. No, okay.

Could be middle. I know, yeah. Let's put the nail in the coffin here for Alicia. My question for you, hypothetically, Alicia, if there was ever a situation where there was multiples of the same thing and let's say steaks, let's say multiple steaks have been cooked on the barbecue, and out of you and your siblings, would you be the one who got to pick first of the steaks?

No. You wouldn't get first pick of something is what I'm asking. No. She's not the youngest. Middle. She's the middle. Middle. Alicia, we believe you are a middle child. No, She's not the youngest. Middle. She's the middle. Middle. Alicia, we believe you are a middle

child. No, I am not. What are you? I am the eldest. What kind of eldest does get first pick? Or youngest? The Asian kind.

Well, that sucks, Alicia. How were you not the only one of your siblings at primary school? When you first started, when you were five years old, how did you also have one of your younger siblings at your primary school? Because we're five years apart. Oh, that makes sense. No, it doesn't. How does that make sense?

Yeah, because she would have went on to intermediate before her other siblings started at primary school. But you're the eldest child. So when you turned five, you would have been the only one of your siblings at that school at that time, wouldn't you? Oh, well, yeah. Sorry, I forgot about that.

Oh. Now the truth comes out. I reckon we scratched that one from our record. I must understand. Yeah, no, no, you're okay. That's okay, Alicia. We forgive you for obviously having to not get first pick and you being the eldest child. That's okay, Alicia. We forgive you for obviously having to not get first pick and you being

the eldest child. That's traumatic. I asked you at the start if you were going to answer honestly and you said you were and it's my fault for believing you. So, you know. God, alright, eldest children. Stop squabbling. Thanks, Alicia. Let's go to Victoria on 0800 Dials at M. Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria.

Hi. You going to be truthful to us, Victoria? I promise. Okay. Alright. Let's go to Victoria on 0800 Dials at M Hi Victoria Hi Victoria Hi You going to be truthful to us, Victoria? I promise Okay Alright Victoria, did you ever get to name any of the family pets? You, just you, your choice for the pet name Yes, I did

Four Okay She's eldest or youngest Victoria, out of you and your siblings, would you say you're more the rule follower or rule breaker? Oh, I'm going to say the rule follower. She's eldest. She's eldest.

She's eldest. Victoria, we would like to lock in that you are the eldest child. No, I'm not. What is going on? What are you, Victoria? I'm the youngest. Oh, the other one. Yeah, youngest can be real followers too.

Okay, thanks, Victoria. Thanks, Victoria. Thanks for nothing. Renee's here. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. It's a loss for us this week, but we can pull a bit of redemption back if we can get you across the line. All right, you're going to do it.

I believe in you. Come on. Thank you. Let's work together, Renee. Renee, my question is kind of similar to Bree's previous one, but if there was an argument between you and your siblings, would you be the peacemaker or would you be the villain in the argument? Oh, I'd be the villain, definitely. The villain, okay. All right, Mide.

Middle or youngest? You reckon? Yeah. In terms of what your parents think, would you say they think you're the most successful out of your siblings? Yes, they actually would. Oh, it's eldest or youngest. We can only agree on one of those, so I think we have to go youngest.

Have to go youngest. Oh! Something my gut's saying. You've got it. Oh, okay. I'm the baby. Lucky you stopped me there, Renee. You said you would help us out and you did.

Thanks, Renee. We appreciate it. You didn't want you to get out there, Brie. Thank you, Renee. You said you would help us out and you did. Thanks, Renee. We appreciate it. You didn't want you to get out there, Brie. Thank you, Renee. Appreciate that. Yeah, Brie was going to ruin it for us. Thank you for cutting her off. We appreciate it.

You got my back, Renee. One from three. Not our best round, but that's how it works. The first one was a bit of a scratch. Scratch match. Yeah, one from two then. One from two. Oh, that's a win.

That's a win. That's a win. 50%. We'll take it. That's a win. That's a win. 50%. We'll take it. Bree and Clint. News from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, which one of the Spice Girls has reignited the Spice Girls feud? Mel B. Scary Spice. We love Mel B. She has reignited the feud, calling them beep heads. She's referring to the other four members of the group because they refused to go on tour with her. Now, here's the thing.

She actually got kicked out of their group WhatsApp group because she wouldn't stop, like, annoying them about going on tour. They're not into it. None of them are into it. Here's the thing, and I don't mean to be shady, and I don't mean this to be mean-spirited, but she's had a really rough financial situation the last few years, as you probably remember.

Yeah. I think she's like, come on, let's do a little extra couple of million. And they're all like, don't need it, don't care. Geri's married to a billionaire. Victoria's married to, you know, they're pretty much billionaires by now. So they don't need the money that I think she feels a bit like. Come on! Yeah, and she's trying to

force something. Poor old Scary Spice. I love Dean's language too, where he said that other Spice Girls don't want to go on tour with her. They don't want to go on tour. Full stop. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's not because of her. Well, it could be. Well, now it is. Well, now it is.

Well, now it's personal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She turns 50 years old next year, Scary Spice. Yeah, they're all relatively around the same age, and obviously Emma Bunton is the youngest at 48. Oh, because she's Baby Spice. Yeah.

Did you not know that? That's why she's called Baby Spice. No, that's because she looked the youngest. She looked the baby-ish. Oh, and she is Baby Spice. Yeah. Did you not know that? That's why she's called Baby Spice. No, that's because she looked the youngest. She looked the baby-ish. Oh, and she is the youngest, yeah. Like you, Dean, you'd be Baby Spice. You're our Baby Spice, yeah. And I am the youngest as well, which is ironic.

There is both looks and in actual age. Yeah, and maturity. What one's Brie? Oh, careful now, guys. Dean, which one's Brie? Oh, careful now, guys. Dean, which one's Brie? Sporty Spice. Sporty Spice. Hell yeah, I'll take it.

Yeah, yeah. And Clint would be Ginger Spice because of his beard. He's a little bit ginger. And what did you say? Huh? What did Dean say? I don't know. Mole Spice. That know. Mole spice.

That comment. Mole spice? I don't even know what that's about. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Recently we asked, what's the petty thing that you did to get back at an ex?

And God, it was a good conversation. We had some incredibly small, petty and overall inconsequential things come through. Minor inconveniences. But enough for you inside to go, got him. Nailed it. We got a late bonus submission in our Bree and Clint Therapy Facebook page.

It's a private group that everybody who listens to this show is welcome to join. You just got to search Brian Clint's Group Therapy. It's where we post all the juicy stuff. This is from Jodie. Jodie or Geordie? Jodie. Geordie. Jodie?

Careful. Yeah, I know. I want to get it right. I knew it had two I's. Geordie. Geordie. Geordie with two I's. Shout out to Ge it right. I knew it had two I's. Jordie. Jordie. Jordie with two I's. Shout out to Jordie.

Jordie with two I's and an E. Ooh, fancy. Jordie. And it's a petty breakup revenge. She said, my ex and I broke up, but they forgot to change their Netflix password. So every now and then, I just log into their account. I click on something in the continue watching section

and I just skip forward about 10 or 15 minutes so that they have no idea what is going on. It's very good. It's very good. And you get so much satisfaction out of that. And so long as you don't actually click on a new show that they haven't started watching yet. They'll never find out.

You'll get away with it. And the thing is, is that the reason why it's so brilliant is that you in the end will make them think they're losing their mind. Where they're like, I haven't seen, or this doesn't

make sense in the plot from where I was watching. They gaslighted you by saying you were crazy and you said they were cheating. Now you can make them think they're crazy by skipping a whole episode of Selling Sunset. Geordie also said that when she broke up with her ex, she found out that they'd been cheating.

They ordered 150 random used keys off Facebook Marketplace and 150 key tags off Amazon. They wrote their partner's name and their new partner's phone number on all of the key tags and then put one key on each of them and spent months leaving them in random places around town. That's a bit heckers, isn't it?

Like a little bit hectic. Six months later, I still have a giggle to myself when thinking that even now she'll still be getting calls from random people about keys that don't belong to her and don't open anything. God, you'd really think you were losing your mind at that point. I think you'd be like, what is going on? I think that's a good way to ruin someone's life,

but in a funny way. It's like the time that, I can't remember who it was, but it was someone getting back in an ex, and they put up flyers around the neighbourhood everywhere, and it was, call this number, we're running a two-backer impression competition. If you're the best, you win, however much money. So this woman just got endless amounts of calls a Chewbacca impression competition. If you're the best, you win however much money.

So this woman just got endless amounts of calls where people were just doing Chewbacca down the phone. Imagine. We want to open it up again, okay? Petty, petty revenge that you've got on an ex or on somebody, just somebody who deserved a bit of pettiness in their life. Did you steal all of the tyre caps? You know, the little... Yeah, yeah.

Where you put the air in the tyre? Yeah, that's annoying. You steal all the caps? You steal all those. That's pretty big inconvenience. We did get a text from someone last time who said they put pinholes in the person's condoms. Can I just be clear? That is not.

That's not. That is not okay. Ever. That's also. That's illegal. Yeah. Don't do that. So there you can see the line.

It's somewhere between those two things. Yeah. Somewhere in between those things. That's your spectrum. Going over to their house. Getting out the three flavoured ice cream. What is it? Neapolitan.

Yes. And just removing all of the strawberry. Yes. And just removing all of the strawberry and placing it back. That's good. Or getting a spoon and mixing it all up. Okay, that makes me feel sick. Don't talk about that. That makes me feel ill. Petty Revenge, what did you do? 0800

DARS at M or text it to 9696. We can keep you 100% anonymous in this one. We are back talking about Petty Revenge. Generally, revenge that you've To 9696, we can keep you 100% anonymous in this one. Bree and Clint. We are back talking about petty revenge. Generally, revenge that you've got over an ex, but not always. You know, not always.

No, it's not always an ex. It can be anyone, really. God, revenge when it's really warranted. Yes. Feels so good. It's hard to stay away from it when it feels so good. And when you get the balance right, and I think the balance is you tell somebody else what you've done and they go, oh, you're not.

That's warranted. They deserve that. What you don't want is to say what someone did to you and then you say what you did back to them and they go, oh, that's too far. Yeah. Because then you're the bad person. And then it sucks.

It's a bad feeling. We're getting great texts on these, but let's go straight to the phones where Grace is standing by. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. First of all, do you want to tell us who the person was to you that you got revenge on?

So my partner worked on a farm and this girl was basically the farmer's daughter. Right. And so we were sort of working together on the farm and she kept making comments that she was going to like have my boyfriend. And I was like, yeah, right. Bring it on, sweetheart. Let's go. Yeah, let's go.

Let's have a fisticuff over here. We're both farmer girls, so, you know. Oh, no, Grace, trust me, I grew up on a farm. I know. And so, anyway, long story short, he broke up with me, and within a week, she moved into the house and started seeing him. No! Yeah.

Plot twist. So I was studying, and so I had some friends that were engineering. They were doing mechanical engineering. Yeah. A group of guys, so we, her dad had just given her a brand new car and told us to totally take care of it and this new car was like, you know, really precious so

I organised the guys to go get the car and totally dismantle it, take it apart into tiny little pieces and we put it back on her front lawn and boxes and said you trashed my life. Here's your car. See if you can put that back together like you ruined my life.

Oh, my God, Grace. Look, I mean, we did say petty little revenge. It was only a little car. Grace, I'm not messing with you. Grace, I don't want to say anything. I'm terrified of you. She kept quiet because she did not want to tell her dad what had happened. So it all just got pushed under the radar.

But every time I saw her driving around in this shitbox old Corolla that she'd had to go buy for $200, I just smiled. I just love the line. Well, it was a small car. Look at Grace. She's loving it, eh? Even to this day, she's dining out on it. Just living her best life.

I'm terrified of Grace. Oh, very good. Let's talk to Anonymous on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? Yeah, that's you. You got some pity revenge that you got?

Oh, I did. I'd broken up with my partner, who was a real a-hole, but still expected me to go and feed his dog for him while he was on night shift. Wow. One night, and of course I would because it's his dog, you know. Yeah, don't take it out on the dog. No, it's not the dog's fault. One night I took some Veet hair removal cream and put it in his shampoo

because he was balding and really self-conscious about it. And he used to go to the hairdresser and pay for a $60 haircut and it was like, bro, just use the clippers. You don't have enough to go and pay for that. But yeah, and so he was so self-conscious about it, so I snuck it into his shampoo and then watched his bald spot get even bigger. Oh my God, you're evil. Anonymous.

But, I mean, I am kind of here for it. It's evil, but it's, you know. Well-deserved. Well-deserved. Well-deserved. The veep, the hair cream. Did he ever find out, Anonymous? No, God, no.

He would have just thought, oh, God, it's really, really ramping up. Okay, all right, sweet. Someone texts through and they said, one time a lady screwed me over on Facebook Marketplace, so I sent her a bunch of Bibles from a website that sends free Bibles to whatever address you put in. That's good stuff. And this one's also really good.

They say, disclaimer at the top, I was much younger, dumber and hotter. But when my ex and I broke up in a not very nice way, oh, so the ex broke up with her in not a very nice way, she said she took petty revenge by having some indoor gardening fun with his best friend and the girl he had a crush on. Oh, whoa, double whammy. In a fun three-person indoor gardening. The best friend and the girl he had a crush on.

God, I don't, I think that might be fun revenge. I think that is the winner. One of my daughter's boyfriends cheated on her, so my husband and his nephew, her stepdad and cousin, superglued the petrol cap on his race car shut. It was six months before he raced again. He ran out of gas on the track, and that's when he found the cap had been superglued on.

Wow. That's really good, that one. Yeah, because it's a slow burn revenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone else said, I asked my friend to be a bridesmaid and she said no because she was going travelling and that was more important. When she asked me if I wanted to be her bridesmaid,

I took great pleasure in saying no because I would be nine months pregnant at the time. We're still great mates though. Well, that's good. Petty mates. Petty mates. Finally, Anonymous has called up. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Well, hello. Hello. Do you have a story of petty revenge for us? Well, after being cheated on with many, many women, I decided to send him a glitter bomb from America, knowing full well that he hated the fact his mother would watch him open his mail and would open it in his car where she wasn't.

Oh, Cassie with his gold. Not too much longer, he had to sell his car at a loss because it had pink craft herpes all through it. Craft herpes? That's what they call glitter, eh? You got him. You got him anonymous. That's perfect revenge.

You got him a beauty. And I got an amazing, crappy look at his grandmother's funeral, so it was worth it. Jesus. That's anonymous. Don't bring dead grandma into it. Hey, all we've taken from this is don't mess with a scorned woman. I'm scared to ask how grandma died.

Glitter. Bree and Clint. We were just talking before about petty revenge that you've got on an ex, and there are more texts than we can read out on this, but I liked a couple of other ones that we didn't get to. Someone said, I stole one shoe from my ex's favourite pair of shoes. He would have been looking everywhere for that other shoe. So good.

It's just enough. You haven't stolen both of their shoes. So they're not like, oh, someone has stolen, or she's taken my shoes. And they'd go, I couldn't have left one shoe somewhere. It's got to be here somewhere. Taking one shoe is genius. It's very, very clever.

Because it doesn't incriminate you. You ruin the pair of shoes by just taking one. Yeah, you can't wear one. And then there's the other end of the spectrum. Someone said, I stuck crayfish shells in the upholstery of their car as well as inside the air conditioning vents so they would constantly smell shellfish, rotten shellfish, when they got in their car.

What do you mean in the upholstery? They clarified that. I'm glad you asked. They said underneath the front seats and under the car mats. Oh, my God. Can you imagine the smell? Like as soon as that car was sitting in the hot sun for one day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be a write-off. You'd never get that smell out. No, you wouldn't. Ever. Not if it was in the air conditioning vents as well. Never. You're not getting that out.

I've seen someone take the door card off before and stick a whole fish in there and then put the door card back together because you'll never find it. Nah, you'll be looking forever and it'll just be in the door. It's disgusting. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Yahoo!

That's right, it is Google Down time. And I've put together a very good line-up of questions for the crew to Google this afternoon. If you want to win yourself some KFC chicken dollars, people are already texting through names. A couple of votes for Claude, one for Ella. None for you, and I feel like you won last week. I don't think I did, but I have won recently.

I don't think people remember the handicap that we're putting in place this week. Oh, is there a handicap this week? To check that it's not Claudia's phone that's giving her the advantage, we're going to be swapping phones. There's no way it's my phone. It's all me, baby.

Ella will get Claudia's phone. Yes. I will get Ella's phone and Claudia will get my phone. You don't want the winning phone? No, I give it to the person in last place. Okay. Oh, wow. And also, sorry, I just need to

be clear, so everyone has all the information. Claudia is an iPhone user. I'll be giving her a Samsung to use. So it's a foreign body as far as she's concerned. But you are a Samsung user and you're going to be on an iPhone. So it's also a foreign body for you to use. So we're equally held back. So really the advantage sits with Ella this afternoon. Heck yeah.

Yes, technically yes. On her birthday. I would say Ella, the birthday girl, is the horse to back at the moment. She's the favourite. Text through the name 9696, Clint, Claudia or Ella. We'll play Google Down next. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go. The rules have not changed. The circumstances a little bit different. The playing field is as such. Clint on Ella's phone. Ella on Claudia's phone.

Claudia on Clint's phone. To double check it isn't the device that is giving Claudia the upper hand in this game. I've already found out that I have no idea what I'm doing on this phone. I've almost renamed a folder and I don't know what search engine you use. Claudia is an iPhone user on an Android. I'm an Android user on an iPhone. Yes. But...

Ella is an iPhone user on the winning iPhone. I'd say she is definitely the front runner at this point. But let's find out. Here are the rules. What app should I be using, Clint? That. But let's find out. Here are the rules. What app should I be using, Clint? That's for you to find out. No, use Chrome. I'd say Chrome.

All right. Yeah. Nice. Here are the rules. I've put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up. If you yell out the answer first, I'll give you a point. First to three points wins.

Here we go. Everyone ready? I hope so. Me too. I mean, yes. Number one. I will remind you, if you think you know the answer, you can have a straight guess. Question number one. Who wrote the book To Kill a Mockingbird?

Happily. Oh, I feel like Cliff was right there. I could see his mouth about to say it. I had it. I just had to engage my brain to transfer it to the phone. That's the hardest part. To my mouth, that's the hardest part. You see it and you're like, I know these words,

and then nothing comes out of your mouth. Harper Lee is correct. I wish I paid attention in school. Claudia on the Samsung. Damn. Goes one in front. Question number two. How many seasons of Love Island Australia has there been? Six.

Five. I would have accepted six or five. Yeah. Because six is just about to go to air. Man. And they've been promoting it. So I would have accepted six or five because six is just about to go to air. Man. And they've been promoting it. So I would have accepted either or. But I was faster.

But Claudia was faster. So I have to give it to her. Clint does not look happy. Clint is sitting so smugly right now. Very quiet. I wouldn't say I'm smug. No. I would say I'm... He actually looks quite livid.

Yeah, livid. You fuming. No, it's okay. It's not over. Anything can happen from him. Yeah. Question three. What years was the cartoon Captain Planet on TV for?

1994 until... Maybe 1991, 1980. Oh, that's not. Oh, no, when did closed captioning start on TV? That's not what I answered for. Everyone's back in? 1990 to 1996. But it doesn't matter because Claudia comes through with the goods,

a down trowel. I hate this game. Do you have anything to say to me, Clint? It's not the phone. It's with the goods. A down trowel. I hate this game. Do you have anything to say to me, Clint? It's not the phone. It's not the phone. It's not the phone. It's the fingers. Claude's fingers are the best in the business.

It's those fingers. It's not the first time I've heard that. It's those fast fingers. They're pretty good. Quickest fingers in the West. Claudia takes it out in stunning fashion once again, which means, Tara, you backed those fingers and you get some finger-licking chicken as a result.

Well done. Thanks, guys. No worries. I'm currently giving the finger to Claudia. I've got some of those. Yeah, we know. Can I keep your phone? Go through his photos.

We know his password. Oh, yeah, I know your pin code now. All right, time to get my phone back. Go, go, go. No, no. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. There is a big fight going down on the property chat Reddit thread

where people are discussing who's in the right, who's in the wrong when it comes to this flat war. Okay, sure. So here's the situation. There's a bunch of people flatting and apparently the head renter, this is what they call them in this chat, reached out to the person who was breaking one of the rules and said this to them.

Is the head renter the one who got the lease? That's generally what they say. I feel like yes. Or the one who runs the flat account. And pays the bills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's usually the head renter. They have the most power.

The nerd. Yeah. Or the organised one. The organised one, sorry. The organised one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, they've messaged this person who was breaking a rule and they said, just to remind you, there's a two-day rule for partners.

If you go into a third day, then you pay for a week rent. Please pay the extra week of rent. I hope you understand that it costs all of us money. Oh, that's steep. That's pretty rough, eh? I do understand the putting a limit on the nights thing. I don't love it, but I understand it. Because you've got to have something to stop someone from taking the piss and just moving their boyfriend in and them not paying anything.

I think so, yeah. But a whole week for an extra night? A whole week is very steep. But we don't know the background. This person could have been doing this for weeks and weeks and weeks. Yeah, but they're saying that that's the rule. That's the hard and fast rule. That that's two nights, free.

Third night, whole extra week of rent. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. And if you're paying a whole extra week of rent, then they get seven nights, surely. Well, that's the thing. Do they get the rest of the nights? Open lines of communication are very important in a flat, but so is not being like crazy anal about all of the rules.

Yeah, absolutely. I do understand how it impacts the flat, especially if it's a house that's not very big. It's like extra utilities. It's an extra person in the shower rotation. Totally. It's just having an extra person in the house. It's an extra person there at the end of the day when you come

home from work and you just want to blob out. But then you have to make small talk with your flatmate's boyfriend. Yeah, and you're like, I don't want to share the living room. Yeah, I get that. You know? I do get that. So I do get it. But a whole week? That's a pretty hectic flat rule, though. You pay a whole week rent if you go over two nights.

But I mean, if they knew that rule up front. They wouldn't have done it. Then they wouldn't. And if they did do it, then you pay the thing. Yeah. Yeah, you know the rules. I just have to have you here. I miss you so much.

I'll pay an extra $400. It's a bit orkies,, a bit orc-y though when it gets down to the nitty gritty of it. If someone does have a partner and let's say some people in the house never have a partner. Oh, I see. Okay. So you know what I mean? So it's easy for the people who never have a partner to be like, these are the rules. Do you think that's a never have a partner person who's enforcing that rule? I don't want to assume. I don't want to assume. But it could be.

A single Sam. Well, you know, I'm just picturing if they did have a partner, then that rule probably wouldn't exist. Oh. You know, if they had a partner that they wanted to stay and, you know, just whatever, then they wouldn't be so hectic about that rule. A successful flat is all about balance.

It's all about getting the right balance of people, the right balance of responsibilities, the right balance of freedom, you know. And we wanted to talk this afternoon about the flat rules that tore your flat apart. Yeah, like did you live in a flat, maybe you're still living there, where there was just crazy rules. And you don't even know where the rule came from or who made it up and you just think it was so ridiculous.

Yeah, it was so over the top. So over the top. And hey, maybe it was a flat of four and you and the other two flatmates moved out and left the person who was making the rules there to find new flatmates. I reckon that could have gone down as well. 100%. Share it with us.

We can keep you anonymous if you want. We want to know the hectic flat rules that tore your flat apart this afternoon. You can call us on 0800 dials at M or you can text them into 9696 and we can read them out. We'd love to hear from you. This afternoon we're talking about hectic flat rules. Maybe it was a flat you lived in in the past and you've since moved on.

Maybe you're living there currently and you're trying to get away. These are so good. Nothing is going to make you want to save for that first home more than being in a situation like these ones that we're getting. This is what drives people to get into their own home. Listen to this.

I flatted with seven people. We had one fridge. One flatmate put his block of cheese on another person's shelf. So she grated the whole block of cheese and spelt out the words F-U in front of his door. In front of his door? In cheese. Oh, my god.

That person... That person needs to see a professional. Yes, they do. Yes. Jake's called up. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Hello. What was the crazy flat situation, Jake? Oh, well, I don't know where I start. It should have been a red

flag when I saw that on the contract there was no guests at any time. Oh, God. No guests at any time, not even your parents? No. Okay. And then, obviously, they had a few friends over all the time because I never had any time to put glass recycling in the thing

because it was always full of wine bottles. Right, okay. I think the final straw was when we moved out and they didn't give us any of our bonds back because of a bent fork. A bent fork? How much was the bond? From memory, it was like $180.

It wasn't that much. I haven't bought forks in a while, but that sounds like they're going right for one fork. You know? Yeah, well, the other housemate missed out on all of hers as well because at Christmas she let her borrow a Christmas bandana thing to wear around, ended up losing it at work, and then she said that was sentimental.

Oh, my God. I'm so glad you're out of that situation. That sounds horrible. Someone texted her and said, I lived in a flat of girls and moved out quickly after they used to count up how many things I had in the freezer versus everyone else and then would make me throw away items if I had more than other people, even though there was space.

They made me pay extra because I had a lamp in my room and no one else did. No, that's insane. That's wild. You had to have the same amount of items in the freezer as the other flatmates. What if someone ate something and you were automatically one item up? Did those people have nothing better to do? Like, where do these people come from where they're that hectic? This person wants to be anonymous Hi Anonymous

Hi Anonymous Hello Hectic flat stories What happened Um Yeah Well I got a bunch of new flatmates And I was head tenant

With another person Yeah And within a couple months I just started to notice That like my bedroom door Was always open By the time I got home Yeah

And Like my dirty washing pile Had moved Or my undies and sock drawer was left open when I know I closed it. Yeah. Creepy. Yeah. Yeah. So what did you do?

I couldn't really prove a lot. Yeah. So one day when I left, I got a glass of water, put it slightly behind my door just before I closed it. Yep. Smart. And then, of course, as they've opened it, they've spilled water everywhere. Yes.

That person then outed themselves and texted me and said, I've spilled that water and I've cleaned it up for you. Real inconvenience. They said you inconvenienced them. They were going in to sniff your undies and you inconvenienced them. Yeah. Did you get out of there pretty quick after this, Anonymous? Yeah.

Once that happened, I got out of there pretty quick. I went and had a meeting with the, like, property management. Yeah. And they were fully supportive. Good. They were like, they actually helped me get out. Oh, that's good. Good.

Yeah. Good. Thank God. Thank you, Anonymous. That's a great story. I mean, it's an awful story, but it's good. I would have hid a hidden camera in the room somewhere. Yeah, me too. That's what she was going to say.

Yeah, and you record them so they have nowhere to go. Here's a text. We're talking about hectic flat rules. They said, We could only shower or use kitchen appliances after 9pm when the free power kicked in. The other flatmates and I left when we found out that the head tenant had her heat pump on in her room running all day.

You're kidding me. But you can't use the air fryer before 9pm. That's wild. And who is that person to dictate when you can and can't if you're paying rent? Shut up. Hi, Anonymous number two. Hi, Anonymous number two. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. Hello. What's the flat, hectic rules story thing? So I had a friend for a couple years, and he had begged me to move in with him to help him with bills. Yeah. It was good for the first five months, and then he got a girlfriend, and she had moved in as well.

Yeah. She had made rules about us using utensils, so like kitchen utensils. Oh, my God. And if we had used them, and she noticed that we used them, she'll put $20 on our bill. Hey! Yeah. $20 for a use of a utensil.

That's a bit steep. Were they her utensils? No, it was the guy, my friend. Oh, she hated you. Yeah. It was his, and then... Oh, no, she hated you. She was jealous.

She wanted you to move out. Yeah, and then if we had showers, she would time us. If we had passed 10 minutes, it'll be a dollar on top of that 10 minutes. Who is she, your mum? Anonymous question, background information. Had you and your friend, the guy that she was dating, had you ever had anything more than a friendship? Good question.

No, we studied at uni together. Okay. And I knew her from uni as well. She was just obviously threatened. Yeah. There's no other explanation. Oh, that's wild. What about the text about the old mansion?

Oh, this is my favourite text. It says, amazing flat in an eight-bed old manor and the best parties I've ever had. But there was this one rule. We all had to have our own individual fridge slash freezers. No sharing of fridges at all. To this day, I don't know why that was a rule and we'll never forget seeing eight fridges all in the same kitchen.

That's crazy. My favourite bit is the no sharing bit. Like you can't, I understand. Under no circumstances. I understand if the head tenant wants their own fridge, but you can't, I understand. Under no circumstances. I understand if the head tenant wants their own fridge, but you can't go to tenant number three and go, hey, I can't fill a whole fridge.

Do you want to share a fridge with me? No. No. Under no circumstances. It's against the rules. No, you must have your own fridge. And even if it's only got a loaf of Vogels and some Olivani in it. Don't matter.

You've got to have a whole fridge. What? I mean, it does take out one element that's usually the cause of a lot of arguments. That person probably had the fight at the start with the grated block of cheese, and so they're like, you know how we get around this? Everyone has their own fridges. That's a fridge. Genius.

Let's do that. I mean, we can't fit in the kitchen to cook anything because it's just filled with fridges. Imagine the noise. Birthday banger next. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Birthday banger is Lushko, baby. Number one songs when you turn 16. We're going to play our favourite one. Connor's going first. Cue to Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi. How's your day been, Connor?

It's been good. Oh, that's good to hear. You've got good vibes about you. What's your date of birth? 6th of August, 1991. All right. That means you were 16 in 2007. And on your birthday, this was at the top.

Oh, yeah. Recently had a resurgence on TikTok. This song? This song. Timberland was unstoppable in 2007. Do you rate your birthday banger, Connor? Yeah, I do. Yeah, it's an absolute vibe if you ask me.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do Dean's birthday banger. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hello. What have you been up to today, Dean? Just working on a fight. Working on a site?

Working on a site. I thought you said a fight. No. You're just getting ready for a fight. I've been organising this fight for weeks, just taunting my neighbours. All right, Dean, what's your date of birth? 5th of June, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003.

So on the 5th of June, 2003, this was number one. Huge. City. Had to be the biggest song of 2003. I reckon. Massive. What do you reckon, Dean? You a fan of that?

Yeah. Thanks, mom. I like it. It's a good one. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Gareth. Kia ora, Gareth. Hi, Gareth.

Hey, guys. How you doing today? Good. Thank you, Gareth. How are you doing today? Well, you know, I'm all the better for talking to you guys. Oh, you stop it, Gareth. Stop it, Gareth.

Stop it. Stop it. I can't, I can't, Gareth. Yeah, give us some more, Gareth. No, more compliments. Okay. All right, Gareth, you lovely individual. What is your date of birth?

12 to 7 to 1980. All right, that means you were 16 in 1996. And here's your birthday bang up. I'm going to just picture Gareth on a Friday night, gets home, pulls out a bottle of red, turns the lights down low. Who was your favourite bone thug in Harmony? Gareth? Jeez, I can't tell you guys.

It's been a while since I've listened to a bit of bone thugs. You sound like a busy bone man to me. No, I couldn't tell you. A classic track though, definitely. Dark old classic. Gareth sounds like a tibia man. Oh, I don't know. Maybe a fibia? Good bone gear. Dark old classic. Gareth sounds like a tibia man. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe a fibia? Good bone gear. I reckon I'm going the way I are, Timberland. I reckon I'm going the way I are, Timberland. You're going this way? You're going the same way. I'm going your way. Connor, you're the winner of Birthday Banger.

Congratulations. Woo-hoo! Nice, Connor. You were 16 in 2007, and this was the number one song. Brian Clint at ZM. Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Connor from 2007, that's Timberland and Kerry Hilson. That makes me feel things.

Makes me feel like a teenager. Yeah. You know, makes me feel like I want to wear neon again. Oh, okay. I feel like that was around the time. I feel like you could pull that off. You should give it a go. What colour? Pink?

Green? No, that real toxic kind of yellow. That sort of radioactive green-yellow kind of... It would be a bit of me. Wouldn't it? Yeah. Nick's on the show. We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Brie.

I don't like surprises in radio. No, no, no. It's very you, this surprise. Okay. Yeah. In fact, it's more you than anybody else, I think. It's only you that would really be excited about this. Would you producers agree?

Oh, it's a magnum bottle of rosé, isn't it? Does that put excitement? You'll just have to find out, I guess. Is it similar to that? That's a no. It's big. Oh, it's not going to be good. So we've got a bit of a surprise for you, Bree,

and we've got a bit of a surprise for you. Let's cut the fat. What have you guys done? Cut the fat. Yep. Cut the cheese. Chew the fat. Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase. Claudia have you guys done? Cut the fat. Yep. Cut the cheese. Chew the fat. Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase. Claudia, do you want to get us a bit rolling with this? Why are you making Claudia do it?

In all honesty, it wasn't my surprise. I didn't. The girls have thought of you. Yeah. Usually he claims it, but he doesn't want this one. Okay. Well, that's nice to be thought of. Yeah.

Okay. One of the main things we know about you, Brie, right, is that Channing Tatum follows you on Instagram. That is my only personality trait, yeah. Do you remember when he said this? I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomas-Sell. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical, and her mom, literally,

there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. How could I forget?

I listen to it every night before bed. So would I. Yeah. So would I. I've dined out on that for five years. You have. And you've also been kind of upset, happy for your friend Channing,

but quite upset that he's been engaged for the last couple of years. Yeah, to Zoe Kravitz. They're very in love. Well, there's some breaking news, Brie. And this will make you happy. He's now single. He is.

It's out on the world. It's in the world. We can't think of anybody that would be happier about Channing Tatum's failed engagement than you. That is my close personal friend, Channing Tatum. I'm devastated for him. But happy for you. I can see your smile.

On one hand, I'm devastated for him. I thought him and Zoe were forever as well. I thought they were. But they ain't. So we thought. God, we're not going to LA again, are we? Well, maybe. We thought now would be the perfect time.

I'm not messaging him again. I'm not. For you to DM your friend Channing Tatum and just check in. Just check in on him. Yeah, just check in. See how he on him. Yeah, just check in. That's how I was feeling. Just check in. It's fresh.

I feel like I've left him on read. Yeah, that was the last game. That's where we left today. We interviewed Channing and he recalled your conversation. You called him out for leaving you on scene. Yep. And you guys agreed that you would leave him on scene, right? Yes.

I said, now you message me back and i'm going to leave you on scene yeah let me just check yep so the last message i've left him on scene so i said um so good to meet you face to face on zoom can you please reply to this message so i can leave you on scene k thanks bye yeah and he ha ha, same. Good to have a laugh with you, for real. You're amazing and now leave me on scene. K, thanks, bye. Oh my god, the repertoire. The reason that that is so perfect. We've got our own jokes.

We've got our own words and stuff. The reason that is so perfect is because you won't be double messaging. Yeah. It's your turn to message. Okay, what should if, hypothetically, if I were to message him, what would I say? I've been thinking about this.

Oh, okay. And I think it needs to be strategic. Okay, yeah. I've got it. I think I've got it. How about I message him and the only thing it says, you were in my dream last night, dot, dot, dot. That is such a classic.

Oh, my God, it's strong. That is such a classic. Do you know? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that might be it. Because who doesn't want to hear more about that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And then you have to make up a dream about it. Although, to be honest, I reckon no one gets more you were in my dream last night messages than Channing Tatum. He probably gets them every day. I thought you could, and is this too brazen to just go, hey mate, just checking in to see you're okay. Here if you want to talk. I am not.

Here if you want to talk. That's good. Here for you if you need. Here if you need. And then drop some thirst traps in the stories. Oh yeah, you need to. Oh yeah, and then you accidentally send a pic of you in your undies and bra. And then you go, oh sorry, that was you need to. Oh, yeah, and then you accidentally send a pic of you in your undies and bra. Oh, shit. And then you go, oh, sorry.

I'm so sorry. That was for my tailor. Yeah, nice. Or something. Yeah. I would probably send, you know, the choosies up front because my choosies are my best asset. Yeah, yeah. And then just kind of play it by ear.

Yeah, nice. Yeah, lead with the choosies. Lead with the choosies. Good play. We could do some more naked photos. We've got those professional choosie shots that we took last month for Daffodil Day. Oh, my God. We could just print out of them. You're nice. You lead with the chuzzies. Lead with the chuzzies. Good play. We've got those professional chuzzy shots that we took last month for Daffodil Day. Oh my god. We're like,

oh, whoops. Yeah, crop me out. I'm happy to be cropped out. Whoops. These weren't for you. Wrong person. We could photoshop Channing Tatum's head onto my body. That's a bit creepy. We can't come off creepy. We can't come off creepy. Just simple, you up. You up. Oh, you up creepy. We can't come off creepy. But simple, you up.

Yeah. You up? Oh, you up. You up, because I'm in LA again. Just looking at flights. Worth it? Question mark? What's the best airline?

What do you take? Let me know. I'm breezy. Heard about you and Zoe just looking at flights. Worth me popping over? Question mark. And then I'll follow it up with something nice like, always here as a friend.

You're nice. As a friend. As a friend, just so he doesn't feel, you know, any pressure. And then you write, unless, with those eyes looking sideways. Yeah. Can you ask for a private jet? I want to fly on a private jet. Okay, let's not get too out of.

Get a message back first. Start with the nudes and then go from there. I'm just going to send a straight nude. That's it. Yay! People still working from home these days? I feel like they're trying to stamp it out a lot more. Like they.

Our workers. Yeah. They don't want people a lot more. Like they... Our workers. Yeah. They don't want people working from home. But they've got all these empty desks. You know, they've got all these office chairs and monitors that they paid for. And let's be real. I'm not saying everyone. I'm not saying everyone.

But there's some that can't be trusted. Yeah. I think if you have a work from home type job, it's great. But as someone who doesn't, it's a real buzzkill when there's no one here. It really is. Friday drinks is not doable over Zoom. And it just makes it easier if everyone's in the same place. Yeah.

There's a study, new research around people who are working from home, remote workers, and this is over in Britain. Yeah. But they were saying that from this research that one in 10 people... Is pretending to have long COVID. No. But one in 10 people have admitted that they take naps. Oh, okay.

Whilst they're working from home. So one in 10 admitted it? Yes. How many are doing it? Yeah. I mean, it's a great Yes. How many are doing it? Yeah. I mean, it's a great question. Four or five out of ten. It's a great question.

It said apparently the most popular time to nap during the work from home day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you say? I'd like a siesta. So like a 1 to 2.30 situation. You've gone early with it. Okay. Oh, is that early?

I think that's early. Anything later than that, you're risking compromising your evening sleep. That is true. They were saying between 3 and 4 is the most popular time to go down for a nap. Oh, you might as well just log off for the day. By that stage, just be like, hey, guys, I started early today. You didn't. I'm out. You're not coming back for one hour. Hey, guys, I started early today. You didn't. I'm out.

You're phoning it in. I'm going to walk the dog. Yeah. Yeah. They also said that the younger workers were more likely to call in sick when they were tired, not actually sick. If they're working from home? Yes.

Okay, so you call in sick. You're already working from home and you call in sick. If they're working from home? Yes. Okay, so you call in sick. You're already working from home and you call in sick. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So this has all come about because apparently over in the UK, there's a huge push to get people back to offices. Yeah, right.

There's a person here at our work that just has a nap in the office every day, just outside that door over there. They just pull these two chairs together and they have a sleep. Every day. Every day at like 1.30 in the afternoon. Is it every day? Yeah. Really?

Because every day I go, every day I fall for the same thing. I walk past this little pod where they've pulled these two chairs together and I go, oh, I wonder if there's anyone, oh, no, some woman's sleeping. Whoops. Every day I look in there. And you feel awkward? And then I feel awkward because they always wake up when I look over because I'm always like, yoo-hoo.

And then, ugh. Anyway. Anyway. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show. Thank you so much for joining us, everybody. Thank you so much. No, thank you.

Okay. I'll take it. Oh, sorry. I was talking to Ella. Oh, okay. Because it was her birthday and, God, she was a joy today, wasn't she? Wasn't she? An absolute joy to be around.

Happy birthday, Ella. Thank you. What a bright light you are, Ella. You've got a big future in front of you. Thank you, guys. Literally was just in the corner of the room farting, so thank you. Okay. Halloween tomorrow.

Woo! Let's dress up. Are we dressing up? Halloween. I think we'd be silly not to, wouldn't we? Yeah. You're dressing up, right? Yeah.

We are? Yeah. I'll put clothes on. Come on. I'll dress up. I've got a costume. I'm not telling you. You've got a costume.

Yeah. I've got a costume. I can find a costume. Yeah, we can find a costume. I've always wanted to dress up as Tom Cruise from Risky Business. Tomorrow's the day. Just shirt and undies. Shirt and undies, baby.

And socks. Don't forget the socks. I feel like I get reported HR. Nah, it's Halloween. Depends on the undies. Yeah. And the socks. True.

I wear my best undies. Where the crotch isn't see-through. I was going to say, I can't wait to see how worn out your best undies are. Have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brand Club Show't see-through. I was going to say, I can't wait to see how worn out your best undies are. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye.