ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th October 2025

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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Bury and Clint There's no praise I'd rather be That's new That is our new Sound the Millennial alarm intro I like it Yeah me too Good afternoon everybody

And welcome to the Bree and Clint show You know what that song reminds me of 2014 Yeah I was going through an awful breakup Oh really And that song, you couldn't get away from it. Yeah. And so the amount of times I remember crying to this song.

Good memories, man. I like it now. That's amazing. Fun show on the way. We will play What's the Plot today for $1,200. Bree has not been trying to win for the last four weeks. And yet, keeps winning. I want someone to win it.

I want you to take it from me. We'll also have an expert on the show today to review Mama Dye's process for selecting the horse she is going to bet on for the Melbourne Cup on Tuesday. And if you're going, hey, why are Brian Clinton talking about horse racing? It's because Bree's mum might be some kind of horse racing genius we've just found out. She went to the races, bet on 7-1-7,

and we thought, God, she's got to pick a Melbourne Cup horse for us. So we'll talk to Dan from Boys Get Paid and tell him how she is picking her horse and see if he goes, oh yeah, that's a good idea. I highly doubt he's going to say anything of the sort. So that's all coming up.

First though, Trady versus Lady, where it's a redemption round this afternoon, we don't need you to call if you're a lady. No. Because we're getting our lady Chey Ann on from yesterday. It was her ninth attempt at winning Trady versus Lady and she lost again. She's lost nine out of nine

and we think it's lucky number 10 for Cheyenne. Yeah. This is the one. We're giving her a chance at redemption this afternoon, but we do need a tradie for her to take on. Yes, we do. So if that's you, 0800 dials at M right now. You could either.

You could throw the... No. You could... No, you want... Cheyenne wants to know that she wins it. No, she doesn't want a hollow victory, does she? No, she doesn't want that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so we'll get Chey on now, and we need a tradie on our 800 dials at M who wants to go head to head with her in Trady Vendie. versus Lady, where the scores are 89 ladies, 91 Trades. Come on, Cheyenne, we believe in you. Play Zatins, Bree and Clint. Trady versus Lady time.

It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. If you heard yesterday, our lady, Cheyenne, she was calling in for the ninth time to play Trady versus Lady, and she lost for the ninth time in a row. Only just, though. Only just. Only by one.

She was right there. So we thought it's redemption round for Cheyenne, 10th times the charm. Welcome back on board, Cheyenne. Hi, Cheyenne. Thanks, guys. Is today the day? Oh, bloody Bita B. Cheyenne, a lot of support for you yesterday on the text machine.

People were excited that you were coming back. So there's a lot of people in your corner, okay? Yeah. You'll be the pride of YMETI. They'll do a parade down the main street for you. They're bloody better. They bloody better. You're taking on our tradie from Palmerston North.

He's 20 years old and he races cars. Welcome to the show, Curtis. Goulde, Curtis. What type of cars are we talking legally or illegally? Yeah. We're there? Yeah, you there, Curtis. Hi, Curtis.

Yeah, good start. Okay, how do you feel about potentially handing Shrian her 10th loss in a row? Are you okay with that? Yeah, nah, I'm ready to go, eh. Okay. He's like, I don't care if I break Cheyenne's dreams. I'm willing to do that. No, Mercy.

You don't want a false victory. Do you, Cheyenne? You want the real deal. Yeah, no, I want the real deal. He wants to win it on her own merit. All right. Cheyenne, your buzzer is lady. Curtis, your buzzer is tradie.

Winner gets 50 bucks from KFC, but it's bigger than that today. So good luck, guys. It's so much bigger. Good luck to everyone. Here comes question number one. Name something you might. buy from a glass and store in New Zealand. Lady. Yes, Cheyenne.

T-shirt. T-shirt is a good answer. It's a great answer. You're off to a good start. One to the ladies. Question number two. What was the name of the 90s cartoon that followed the lives of a bunch of babies Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil?

Yes, Cheyenne. Rugrats. Rugrats. It was the Rugrats. Tough one for Curtis. He wasn't even born. He was a baby. Yeah, he was a baby. Okay, Cheyenne. I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but you've got to answer one more correct

and you could have your first win ever. Here we go. Curtis? Curtis, are you still with us? Come on, Curtis. Curtis, are you there? Is Curtis, has Curtis dropped out? Curtis.

Curtis? Are you there, Curtis? Yeah, no, I'm here. Okay, just checking. Because we're rooting for you too, okay? Imagine if the only reason Cheyenne wins is because Curtis's phone line dropped out. We're not saying that happened.

You'd still take it, eh, Shaihan? Yeah, you take it. Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. Yeah, she would, yeah. Okay, here we go. Everyone ready. Buzzers at the ready. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Curtis. Curtis. Taylor Swift. Uh-oh. Taylor Swift. Nice work, Curtis. Cheyenne.

Hey, everyone, relax. Yeah, everyone relax. Curtis, well done. You've kept yourself in it. Here comes question number four. What is a baby goose called? There is all... Yes, Cheyenne.

Gozzling. Oh, my God. She's a lady. Oh, oh, she's a lady. We've got little help from someone in the background. You'll take it. My mum. Yes.

Giant's mum. Curtis, you can't. You can't be mad about that, can you? No, that was good. Oh, I'm lucky Curtis. But Cheyenne. What a celebration we have to give to you this afternoon, Cheyenne. Yeah.

Shout out to my brother, Shannon. I know you're listening. Why, did he not think you could do it? No, no. He plays Traudyverse Lady every day too. He always won. Is your mum there right now, Shireen? Yes, she is.

Can we speak to her? Hi, how you go? Hi, what's your name there, mum? Marie. Marie, how proud are you of Cheyenne right now? Yeah, also Marie. Thanks for helping her out. It's going to be 10 losses.

No worries. Yeah, she couldn't have done that alone, Marie. That was triumphant girls. 50 bucks coming your way, but the main thing are win. Going to you, Cheyenne. Brilliant. I've been playing, honestly, since I think you guys started it

back when you guys were going to toolbox thing? The toolbox thing? That was four years ago. You had been here from the start. I've got crisp bumps, Cheyenne. This is like when the Warriors finally win a grand final. What a day. Yeah, that's huge.

All right, why Maddie's finest, Cheyenne? You have a great afternoon. And hang up the boots. Should she try again tomorrow to go back to back? No, no, I think I'm done. No, don't push to luck. I just love Marie in the background. It's gosling, it's gosling.

You put the Christmas tree up this weekend, did you realize? No. Yes, November 1st, you can put the Christmas tree up this weekend. This weekend's November, you can put the Christmas tree up. We changed the rules back in COVID. Remember when everyone was depressed? Yeah, but there's not COVID. We decided that we could put the Christmas tree up early.

Yeah, but the rules have changed. No, but we should change them back. Are you putting your Christmas? Christmas tree up? I reckon we will, yeah. Not this weekend, but you obviously have a fake Christmas tree. Yeah, we do. Because people who have a real Christmas tree, if you put it up at the start of November, it'll be dead as a doornail come Christmas. You'll have a husk by December 25th. Literally just be dust. I read this post today from someone who's asking the question, am I the a hole for telling my partner that we should get a fake Christmas tree? Just put your politics on the

table first. Are you real or fake? I swing from either all. Right. I think they both have that place. Are you, are you by... I'm, I'm a buy Christmas tree. Are you? Ambie Christmas tree. Yeah. Are you? Yeah.

Okay. You never know where I'm going. I'm fake. Because I don't want to have to deal with the real one in January. Yeah, I hear that. I hear that. Listen to this and you tell me if this person is being unreasonable. They're right, my partner, Jessica and I are expecting our first baby in late November.

Jessica. So it's about a month away the baby. Okay. Jessica absolutely loves Christmas It's always been very important to her To have a real Christmas tree With the timing of the baby's arrival I suggested that we get an artificial tree this year

We're going to be exhausted Jess is going to be recovering from giving birth It just feels easier When I suggested this She got very emotional Yeah she's going to have a baby in a month And very upset with me Jess says that a fake tree would completely ruin Christmas

and she doesn't want our baby's first Christmas to be ruined. She called me a Grinch and is giving me the silent treatment now. Am I an a hole for suggesting that we get a fake Christmas tree this year? No, you're not an a hole for suggesting it because you're trying to make it easier, but you do what your wife wants. She is about to push a 12-pound watermelon. out of her for you and her,

but you get her the damn Christmas tree. It's absolutely correct. Just why, you know it's going to upset her? Yeah. Get her the real tree. Also, it's clearly important to her. Let's pretend she's not pregnant for a second. She's the one that cares about Christmas.

I'm not saying you don't, but it's clearly her thing. Yeah. You're like, oh, you're Christmas, cool. She's like, Christmas! I love Christmas! And you're like, let's get a fake tree. Why do you want to dampen her passion for Christmas? Yes, producer Ella.

It's the whole experience of going to get a tree as well that feels like Christmas. And so that's what she's missing out on as well. Well, he's suggesting that she'll be... No, and she probably will. And she probably will. So that means, you know what, mate, you go out. Go and get her a tree.

You go out on your own. Go get her a tree. Pick a tree. Yeah, get her a tree. And get it done. It's also the smell of a real Christmas tree. It's just the thing. It comes down to the fact of it clearly makes your partner happy.

It's something that's important to her, then just bloody get the real tree. It comes down to the fact that she is going to birth your child and you're telling her to getting a Christmas tree for her is too hard. You should get her. You should get her eight Christmas trees this year. You should birth her a Christmas tree. Howdy you're a noose? Unless he's deathly allergic to them.

No, he's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. That would be my only third. He's saying that they're going to be time, which is probably true. No. But do you want to add in the fact that it's going to make her sad? No, you want to do all the things that is going to make your wife happy. The good news is it's only October.

So you have time to make up for this. You have time to rectify. You've got time. Okay. Good. We're on the same page. Glad we cleared that up. Texas, if you put a new Christmas tree up this weekend.

There'll be people. November 1st. We go live to Eden Park now where how to dad is standing by playing handball for 24 hours to try and raise a million dollars for kids can. Kuta how-to-how-to dads. Hello, Jordan. Hey, hey guys. Are you doing some handball sound effects for us, Jordan?

I am actually physically in the square right now, and I thought I'd just add a bit more energy by doing some sound effects. Can you make like a Maria Sharapova kind of scream when you hit the handbook? Was that good? That was good. I got out because the kid chuckled for a thing, I think she's gone. That worked, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Claudia, can we just isolate those moans and screams for Jordan for later on?

No, no, we don't need to do that. For something else we're working on, something unrelated. You, right now, along with John O'Ben and Megan, attempting to raise a million dollars for kids can, Jordan. How's it going? We are in the second year of it. We've had schools throughout New Zealand fundraising throughout the month of October, and now we're the big last push.

We're up to $180,000. Wow. How many hours we're in? I think we're six hours in. Okay. We're here until 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, and the butt cheeks are tight. I bet. The hammies are going to be ruined tomorrow, Jordan.

That's worth it, though, guys. The weird fact that a lot of people know will like to be like, that's not in New Zealand, but one in six Kiwi kids are currently living in poverty. So every little dollar is going to help if you guys can donate. One in six. Those are outrageous numbers. That's crazy. I want to ask, Jordan, for people that don't know, what do kids can actually do?

Like, where is this money that people are donating? Where's it going? So it's schools that are noticing maybe some hardship in their community. They reach out to kids can, like, hey, we need some help. And if can can, so if they have the funding, they're like, yeah, we can support your school. And so then that's things like warm foods and food for breakfast. So there's like a breakfast club, so kids can shop to school and have a nice hot meal. Then there's also things like shoes and socks and basic healthcare items, jackets for winter.

and it's just those the crazy thing is it's the most basic things that a lot of us can take for granted but they mean they make such a huge difference for kids that are going without and so all of a sudden

school becomes a space that these kids want to go to and then they're like oh actually I will listen to the teacher because my belly is full with food and I'm not freezing and shivering and it's that that's the thing that's got to break

this whole cycle of poverty kids that can listen get an education and then you actually end up changing their entire life you change the course of those children's entire life if you can give them that basic start. Yeah, you give them a chance.

I agree with you. Kids can do such important work. So how many kids would a million dollars help, Jordan? If you guys can pull this off, how many kids will kids can be able to help with that money? Well, these are the kind of stats that you should probably have briefly before you called me because I'm just a professional handle player slash megaphone. Okay, okay.

I don't have the exact stats on that. But I know that right now, seriously, the wait list is the best. biggest kids can have never had. They have schools that you might call middle class reaching out for support that they never have before because I know it's cliche and we all hate to hear it, but the cost of living is affecting so many more families that it normally does. So, I mean, this drive, this push, this kids can ball this year is more important than ever. And yeah, seriously, every dollar's going to count.

How do we help? If people can help, how do they help out with this cause? People can help. They can go online to kidscanball.org.m.z. I think you guys might have a fancy system where your text machine, and if they text something, you guys can fire them back the link, and they can just go donate, whatever you can. It might be $3, $5, hey, you might be some rich guy

who can chuck off a hundred bucks, mate, every dollar, every dollar, seriously, anything will help. Yeah, if you want to text through Kidscan to 9-6-9-6 right now, we'll fire you back the link. Easy as that. I knew your text machine was real and it could do fancy things like that. Text 9-6 right now, and the link will come straight. Well, Bree's actually going to reply to each of those messages by hand

because we haven't set that up. But I'll do that for you, Jordan. I'll do that for the kids that need it. That's easy. H-T-T-P colon slash W-W-W-Sash, that's the one. All right, hey, good luck. Good luck for 2 a.m. in the morning, 4 a.m. in the morning.

It's amazing work that you guys are doing, and we wish you all the best of luck. Jordan, how-to, Dad, Watson. And it's so amazing that you two have said you're going to come back at 3 a.m. and help us on. It's really nice. You know it. We'll be there, especially Clint.

Thanks, legend. All right, let's do some radio handball on the way out. Ah. Oh. Oh, three, you got me. ZDN's brain and clint. Do you have any personalised plates in your family? Um, no.

That's a lie. Not a one. That's a lie. Why? Your wife has one. I've seen it. She does not. The plate that spells her name apart from one letter.

Oh, okay, yeah, accidental personalised plate. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she's got a four letter name. Mm-hmm. And three letters are on the number plate. But it's not her name. Was that accidental?

Yeah. Oh, Buzzie. I always thought it was a personalised plate. You think I'd cheaped out and got Lucy without the sea. Yeah. Got the cheap personalised plate. Look, babe, look what I got you. There's a story doing the rounds at the moment about this Australian car enthusiast

who has purchased this particular personalised plate for an exuberant amount of money. Okay. Like, you're screwing your face up at it. But when I say exuberant. No, I'm not. Oh, you're screwing it up at the fact that he spent this amount of money on a person's plate. No, I'm scurring it up, you keep saying exuberant. I wasn't going to pull you up on it, but you keep saying exuberant.

Exuberant. Exuberant means happy. Yeah, yeah, he's a happy amount of money. Okay, he spent a happy amount of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The plate went up for bidding, so it actually was open to people bidding on it. Okay. It's a New South Wales number plate.

It's quite a funny number. number plate. Okay. And essentially, um, I mean, 69 people, uh,

entered into the online auction. Uh-huh. For the number plate, 69. They got 69 people in the auction for 69. They say it was a coincidence. Yeah. Um,

that, that amount of people, uh, were in the auction. Uh-huh. Um, I say BS. I say they orchestrated it.

Um, anyway, so it was open for, I think a, a week or two in the winning bid for the number plate 69

1.25 million. No. I thought you were going to say $69,000. No. Over a million dollars. Over a million dollars for a joke number plate. Isn't that wild?

So I think the most expensive personalised plates have always been the single digit numbers or the two numbers. People love one and zero, don't they? So I've looked into how much the heritage number plate just won. So in Australia, it actually sold recently in New South Wales back in 2024.

So sold last year the number plate with just one on it. You know how much it went for? I hope it went for less than 69. So 69 went for 1.25 million. The number plate won, 11.5 million. Oh. Does that annoy you? Does it annoy you as much as it annoys me?

It annoys me so much that there's people out there that have that amount of money to spend on a bloody number plate. How much is the car worth that you're putting it on? Probably not as much as the number plate. No. I looked into the most expensive personalised number plates in New Zealand. Okay.

So there was, there's been a lot of number plates up for sale, but there's not much information around on whether they sold for that amount. Okay. So I don't know if these have actually sold. Right. But these are the asking prices.

Exactly. Yeah. There's a number plate, H-G-H-L-F-E, so high life. That was on Trade Me back in 2020, which was listed for $1 million. Okay, yeah. There's no evidence that...

No one's paying that. Yeah. No one's paying that for high life. I don't think anyone did. For... Some other notable high-priced New Zealand number plates that were listed for sale. Two, the number two, R-C-H-4-U. Too rich for you.

Oh, yeah, okay. How much for that? Trade me for $840,000. What a penis. Don't believe that ever sold. Uh-huh. Speaking of penises, what about this? number plate or pin 15 please be pin 15 I wish it was but that number plate does exist yeah this

number plate I yep a yes yes yes G O D I am God I thought it's going to be I a M G a Y I am God advertised for 99,000 uh the auction on that one fell through yeah there was also bugger that went up for a charity auction yeah which I believe did sell Okay. For 34,100. B-U-G-G-R. B-U-G-G-E-R. B-U-G-G-E-R.

Oh, yeah, six. Yeah. Bugger. Is it how we'd spell bugger? That's how I'd spell it. Okay, yeah. How else would you spell it? I thought it's B-U-G-G-A-R, but what do I know?

Buggar. Out in the Z-M-Z-M office on the wall, I think there's Z-M-Z-M, not currently on one of our Black Thunders. Is that a real number plate? Yeah. There's one up there on the wall somewhere, somewhere close. Claudia, that we're not using at the moment. We own a few.

I think we've got ZDM-O-1, Zidim, Zidim, Zidim. But I mean, that's only relevant for the Z-M Thunders. Yeah, yeah. Who's going to want to get that number plate? Well, true. I mean, unless your initials are ZM. Yeah. I want to hear from people this afternoon.

I want to know what is the coolest slash best slash worst? Personalised plate. Personalised plate. you've seen in the wild. Bonus points if you own it. Yes. If it's yours, that counts. If you think you've got an absolute ripper. But it's not just ones you've heard about it.

I want you to have seen it. Yeah, yeah. And we're going to ask the question, where did you see this number plate? Like, was it in Palmerston North? Someone with an MX5 is texted, so they've got MX5 Chick. That's a good one. MX5, chick. Someone's offered you $1,500 for your Leshgoal number plates.

That is a very good offer. That's a very good offer. Very good offer. I paid more than that, so I can't take that offer, unfortunately. Don't ask how much I paid for him. Don't ask. Do not ask. No, you shut up.

Okay. It was more than that, though. It was. 0,800 dials it, text it to 9696. We're trying to find New Zealand's best personalised number plate. Or worse. Dead Am's Brean Clint podcast. The number plate 69 has gone up for auction in New South Wales.

in Australia and has sold for $1.25 million. That's mental. The good thing about 6-9 as a number plate is, you can put it on upside down. Still says 6-9. Yeah. You know? You can choose.

Is that worth over a million dollars, though, that convenience? I don't think so. I don't know about that. So we want to know about the best personalised plate you've ever seen where it was and do you own it. Steph is here. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph.

Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. What are you got for us? Steph, personalised plate. Best one. Well, it was a boyfriend of mine in my early 20s, and he had G1G-O-O-L-O. Wait, hold on.

We have to write this down. G-1. G-1. G-O-L-O-L-O. Gigolo. Gigolo. Got it. And was he?

Well, I was his girlfriend, and I used to be in the car with him, so what does that make me? for you, didn't it? You're the client. You're paying. A questionable. Thanks, Steph. Let's go to Anonymous.

Hi Anonymous. Hi. What do you got for us? Best Personalised Play. Too late, bro. Too late L8? Yeah. Too late, bro.

Too late, bro. That's kind of good. Was it yours? It is mine, yeah. What kind of car can we ask? Is it on? That's the thing It was on

When I first got the plate It was on a little Sport Suzuki Swift And my brother goes Give it to me I want to put it on my V8 My Ford V8 He goes

You don't need it on your Swift Yeah right Asked me for it It was on a little Toyota vix Okay Now it's on the Haval Jolian Oh I know those cars Random

Yeah What does it mean to you Too late bro the plate It happened in 2011. It was like a saying. Too late, bro. Yeah. Kind of like Les Chol.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Just like a saying that went around. Okay, thanks, anonymous. Let's go to Chris. Chris is here. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris.

Hi, guys, how are you? Good, thanks. Best personalized plate you've seen, or maybe you own it, Chris? I don't own this one. Okay. And you'll like why. So this one, this is the Capiti Coast. I don't know if it's still owned by these guys, but placemakers.

Okay. And it's on their work here. Right. And the number plate is P-Maker. For placemakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously for placemakers. Jeez.

That's shocking. There's certain cars you can and can't get away with the number plate P-Maker on, right, Chris? Exactly. And my car is one of those, which is wow. I wouldn't own that. What car do you drive, Chris? I drive a skyline. Oh, you'd be getting pulled over, Chris.

You'd be getting pulled over left, right and centre. You get pulled over enough. I bet you do. And also, just to add, if a number plate has a number in place of a letter, not a good plate. Well, I agree. It takes the value down. It does.

It's not clean. If you can't just say the words, like I just went through my phone when you guys started the segment, me and my friends do. We send plates to each other. And it's one in our, and it's potus, you know, president of the US. But it's clean spelling. It's like, if that said P-O-2-TU-5, that would suck. Yeah, it's not worth the money, Chris.

Hey, I want to know, on your skyline, do you have the number plate, Godzilla? Actually, I have the number plate 20 debt with D-E-B-T. Okay. Because the motor is actually a 20 debt, so anyone that knows. Because you're in 20 grand of debt for that skyline. Well, most people are, but no, fortunately I'm not. Chris, listen to this text that we just got from someone. It says, I saw in the wild in Fungaday, the number plate, P-Pipe.

I've got a photo of it. Peepipe. P-pipe. You would be surprised how common drug number plates are on the personalised, like, you know, like Facebook pages for selling plates. Now, that would have been on a plumber's Ute or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Chris. We appreciate it.

Thanks, Chris. Someone said, I had the number plate. No dad as my personalised plate. No dad. All letters. No numbers. My old man has R-H-T-N-U-T. Still not sure if it's right nutter or right nut.

That's a question for your dad. Yeah. Someone else said, I once saw Bar-B-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A. on a black jeep. That is brilliant. Bar-bar, black jeep. Oh my God, that took me too long. That is so good.

I love that one. This one's just come in. You are a B-U-T. You are a butt. You're a butt. That's quite fun. Someone else said, my mum worked at a personalised

plates place when they first opened and she could have chose any plate and she chose gopher. Gofer. Mom Why didn't you choose like a single number And we could be millionaires Why didn't you get 1015?

My mum and her twin sister used to have twin one And twin two on their plates That's quite cool That's cute They needed to have matching cars as well Yeah that's what would make it extra cool Someone said I know a guy Who owns probably one of the most expensive

Personalised plates in New Zealand Hot Rod No numbers People would pay big money for that Huge numbers Especially people called Rod Yeah I used to drive a septic

vacuum truck with the number plate turd five. That's good. I like it. Turd five. I assume it's turds. But Chris would hate that because it's got a number instead of a letter. Yeah, true. Not as good as just turds. Probably already taken. Someone said my uncle drives a white Mustang with the number plate as cocaine. It was previously owned by my brother-in-law.

Couldn't have that on a skyline. Nope. Seen in the Hutt Valley Wellington last week. W.T. That's a good play. That'd be worth some money. Yeah, yeah. That would be. Someone else said, I saw a number plate, O-R-A, and it was on a Kia.

Kia, A-O-A. That's good. I like that. Here's a tricky one for you guys to work out. Write this down. Okay. D-A. Hold on.

Write this down, everybody. D-A-M-U-N-D. M-D. M-D. Yeah. D-A-M-U-N-D. Can you work that out? M. M-D. D-A-M-U-N-D.

D-A-M-D. D-M-D? D-M-D-M-D-M-D. D-M-D-M-D. What is that? It's mum in-dad. Mum and Dad. Mom and Dad.

Too clever. That's so clever. I reckon no one would be getting that one right. I knew a fabulous gay man one one time who had the number plate 0-T 0-T-0-0-T naughty

naughty naughty oh that's so good I really like that one God there's some smart ones someone said I have a red sports car and the number plates O-B-E-H-V-E Oh behave

Someone said Penn 15 lives on the carpety coast Yes it does Of course it does Along with P-Maker Someone says I saw a number plate which was game over, no numbers. That's pretty cool. I used to live in Fangaday and there was a car there with the number plate by pig.

You're getting pulled over. You're getting pulled over. Yeah, 100% getting pulled over. Someone else said, not my personalised plate, but my friend has the number plate. A-N-U-5. Yeah, he does. The Z-M Podcast Network. Late entries for the best personalized plate coming through.

Someone texted and said, there's a plumber in East Auckland who drives a brown transit van with the number plate. Poo man. I am obsessed with that one. Poo man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, poo man. I've seen a water blasting truck with the plate H2O TNT. Oh, that's cool. My dad has the number plate munchin.

Okay, dad, calm down. About the one that said there used to be a car, that was, oh, we read that one, buy pig. Yeah, buy pig Also we've got a DM on Instagram from Rachel Oh, this might be one of the best I think it's her car as well It's on the back of a Ford Falcon station wagon And you know how you can get some words above the plate

Yes So they've got can I get her And then it says H-O-H-Y-E-A Hoia Can I get her If Rachel's still listening I'll buy that number plate off her

Imagine you have an accident And you have to call your insurance company with any of these number plates. And they're like, okay, sir, and what is your registration? Poo man! Do you know my favourite? Because obviously I've got a dumb, personalised plate.

Yes, yes. This has happened to me so many times. Yes. And multiple times, multiple times, when I've given out my number plate, and normally the person goes, nice. Nice.

Nice. My number plate is Leshko, and they're like, nice. My mom has the number plate, no nuts. She's obviously allergic. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, or a lesbian. Yeah. Hey, it's What's the Plot Time. It's our movie guessing game. And our jackpot is up to $1,200. And you can have it if you can beat. Wow, look how fast the phones are going berserk. Wow.

$1,200 if you can beat Bree and watch the plot this afternoon. You just have to get two movies correct before Bree does. Come on. Give me your best. I am not sure, but I smell a hell of, theme. I feel like that's appropriate. Okay. It's Z-A-M's

Brey and Clint podcast. One more personalised plate before we get into what's the plot, please. Someone texts through and said, our friend has the number plate. D-Z-N-U-T-Z. D-N-U-T-Z. D-N-U-N-Uts. Once upon a time there was a girl. She was

smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just plot line that she can do. Rehnclince, What's the Plot? We have a furniture retail store and we already own the number played S-I-T-O-N-T. Sit on it.

Oh my God, imagine, imagine if that car pulled up next to D's Nuts car. Sit on it. Sit on D's nuts. Poor man. This is What's the Plot. We're playing for $1,200. It's heaps of money, Caitlin, and it could all be yours this afternoon. How are you doing?

Hi, Caitlin. Hi, I'm good. How are you guys? We're good. Big prize. You sound nervous, Caitlin. Well, I am, but I called because I got shed on by bird today, so I thought maybe I might be in luck. That is a good sign of good luck.

Pooh woman. What's there? No, nothing. I got it. Caitlin, just so we're clear, I'm sure. you've heard what's the plot before, but just so we're all clear, I read out these plot lines to movies, and as soon as you think you recognize the film,

you buzz in with your name, and you have a guess at what the name of the movie is, okay? Don't wait for me to finish the plot line before you give it a go. Okay. The first person to get two movies correct is going to win the game, and if it's you today, Caitlin, you'll get $1,200, okay? Okay, cool. Best of luck, Caitlin, I want you to win.

Halloween tomorrow So these are all Halloween or scary movies Oh no Okay Okay Okay Do you like a scary movie Caitlin? No I'm shocking

They're not all scary Okay Some of them are just Halloween movies Okay got it Okay Okay Here we go movie number one After moving to town

A teenager explores an abandoned house With his sister and their new friend After dismissing a story One of the girls tells as superstitious They accidentally free a coven of evil witches Brie Pocus Pocus Hocus Pocus is correct

They just remade it They did Hocus Pocus 2 Not remade it a sequel I mean sequel, yeah they did sequel Last year, year before Have you seen Hocus Pocus Kately No

Fun facts Sarah Jessica Parker isn't it? Sarah Jessica Parker and Bit Midler, both in it. Okay, movie number two. You're going to need to get this one, okay, Caitlin? Okay. Come on, Caitlin.

Movie number two, a kind, young ghost peacefully haunts a mansion in Maine. Oh, Caitlin. Caitlin. Casper? Casper is correct. Damn, Caitlin, that was fast. Okay, tie break.

$1,200 on the line Okay, now I'm nervous But I want it to go But I want Caitlin to win it on her own merit Yeah, you do want it to go Movie number three After a couple die in a car accident They find themselves stuck haunting their country residents

Unable to leave the house When an unbearable family and teen daughter by the home The dead couple attempt to scare them away without success the efforts attract a rambunctious spirit whose help quickly becomes dangerous for the family. Brie? Brie. I'll throw a guess out there,

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is correct. Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice. Oh, Caitlin. Oh, nice. Oh, I felt like I just got away by the skin of my teeth. Yeah, nice one. Not quite my Pop-up, very movie.

We have a $50 cash consolation prize for you from our friends at Neon. Okay, Caitlin, it's not 12-Hundee, but it's enough to get yourself some dinner or something. Oh, thanks for that. Thank you. You played really well, Caitlin. Call back any time, okay? Okay, thanks, guys. Easy peasy.

Okay, we'll play again. Well, we won't play next week because you're away next week for a couple of weeks. Yeah. So when we come back, we'll play for one. $1,250. The big money might go all the way to the end of the year. Could do. We should work out how much that will be.

God, it'd be a good Christmas. Maybe if we could get to $2,000. Be a good Christmas. No, I don't think we can. Unless we say to Ross, we're going to play every day to see if we can get in $2,000. He'll love that idea. We're already on thin ice with that horseback. A ZM's Brinklin podcast.

We don't do a lot of horse racing. content on this show generally, do we? No. But this week it's an exception because we've got a very big bet to put on the Melbourne Cup. The biggest bet you and I have ever put on anything. And we're giving it to your mum

who may or may not be some form of horse racing oracle. She's gone seven from seven wins in a row at the local Stanthorpe races. So we thought, get on board. Yeah. She's on a good run and we thought this is the time because it was only a couple of weeks ago so she's still

on that winning streak. We haven't picked the horse yet, but she has revealed to us what her process is. So I thought this afternoon, let's get an expert on from New Zealand's premier sports tipping group, Boys Get Paid. Welcome to the show Dan Rack.

Hello, Dan. Hey, guys, yeah, thanks for having me. I'm not sure if I can call myself an expert, but I'll do my best. Well, you're more expert than Bree's mum and we've given her $1,000. That's a big bet. First of all, what do you think about our process of just giving the money to die and hoping for the best.

Is that best practice when it comes to betting on horses? Look, I've never gone seven from seven at any race course, so anyone that can do that, yeah, I'll probably follow her in as well. That's what we thought, Dan. We asked her yesterday, what is her thorough process that she goes through in picking the horses that she's betting on? This is how I'm going to do it on Tuesday. Growl down the names, names just popped out at me

like it was a miracle. There was that feeling in the waters. No way that I was betting on anything else except that. So that's what she's going to do on Tuesday. She's going to open the paper live on here, see which horse speaks to her, and that's the one that will put the $1,000 on. What do you reckon, Dan?

Yeah, well, to be honest, I think the Melbourne Cup is sometimes a little bit of a lottery lot. Last year, the horse paid, I think, was like 150 or 180 to 1. What? Yeah, that could work. Are you saying if she had picked the horse last year and we'd put $1,000 on it, we would have made $180,000? Something like that.

It was an extraordinary price, that's for sure. Can you imagine? Wow, okay. My mum had going to early retirement. Yeah, I was just having a bit of a laugh before. Now I am deadly serious about this. But we can't interfere with her process at all. She's the one who's seven from seven, not us, Dan.

We can't influence this in any way, you know? Yeah, absolutely. And the Melbourne Cups are really difficult race as well Like the final field's not even out for the race yet Also none of that matters Like she's not looking at who the favourite is She told us she doesn't look at numbers She just looks for that feeling in her waters

And goes with that Whatever feels good Dan Yeah That's probably not the way that I'm going to go about Trying to pick the winner of the race Dan can I ask you Because Clint and I have gone back and forth Behind the scenes here

Where I wanted to get your expert opinion on this Should we go all or nothing, run it straight put it all on to win or should we put it on for the horse to place? What's your thoughts? I think I think you should probably play

a little bit each way. No, Dan, no. See, I told you. I told you, Clint. Dan, we've got one shot at glory here. One shot at glory. But we could have more shots at glory if you just listen to Dan and I. No, but Dan, it's not our money. It's Ross Boss's money. We go all in.

Go on then, send it. Yeah, thank you, Dan. Thank you. I knew I'd get you. That's Dan from Boys Get Paid. He's our expert, as far as the Melbourne Cup goes. I mean, alongside your mother, of course. He's definitely an expert alongside her. Best of luck for Tuesday, mate.

Thank you so much. Thanks, Dan. Cheers, mate. Cheers, guys. Play Zatim's Bree and Clint. Big news for Kmart Rotorua. And can I just say, can I just preface this with the fact that I'm from Rotorua, okay? There's no shade being thrown here.

This is... God, you talk bad about your hometown. I don't. I don't. I don't. What do you say? I am born and raised. I believe Clint's words off air were the luge schmooze. Or what did you say? Loozy Maboozy.

There are plenty of things I was criticised before the luge. But no, I'm proud or through I. I'm an advocate. My mistake, you said the lusie more like m' snoozy. Okay. I didn't say any of those things. The good people of Latoura are listening right now. No, we love the looge. I love you guys.

And it's my fallback plan to come back and be the mayor one day. This radio thing doesn't work. You would fit that bill to a tea. I agree. Thank you. I can count on your vote. I don't know if people would vote you in, but you fit that bill. Anyway, to Kmart.

One of the major attractions in Rotuah these days. We love Kmart. To prevent people. Oh, man. You could. To prevent people stealing. the trolleys from Kmart Rotorua, you now need to pay a bond to be able to use one. Where have people been taking them, home?

Yeah, huge problem with trolleys all over the city. They did a clean-up recently around the city in Rotorua. They picked up 260 trolleys. No. Isn't that mental? This is the sign at the trolley bay at Kmart Rotorua. Now, Kura customers, our trolleys now require a 50 cent coin to use them. which you'll get back at the end of your shop here with us.

Thank you for understanding. 50 cents. 50 cent coin. That's the smallest bond in the world. I agree. People aren't going to care. I agree. To me that goes, well, mean, I can get a trolley for 50 cents.

Yeah, it almost encourages them to take it. Yeah, yeah. I paid for this trolley. Last Christmas, this is how big the trolley theft issue is. Last Christmas Eve, Kaymar Rotorua completely ran out of trolleys. And they had to have more trolleys sent down from Auckland. Where were they? In the river or something?

Maybe in the Yutahina stream, maybe, maybe taken down to the lakefront? I don't know. If you don't have a 50 cent coin, because let's be real, who has a 50 cent coin these days? I don't. Who has any coins? If you don't have a 50 cent coin, you can go to the counter when you get there. You can buy a 50 cent coin for 50 cents And then you use that coin to rent a trolley

I just It needs to be more There needs to be more incentive to take the trolley back It should be $5. It's $5. It needs to be pay wave I need to be able to pay wave that trolley $5?

Yeah, because I want my $5 dollars back. I want my $5 back Yeah, my 50 cents I'm like I don't care I'm going to I'd rather have the trolley I'm going to ride this trolley all the way home.

Which is not something we're encouraging, but that's just... No, but they need to up the price. Especially, I feel like Kmart, Kmart in the supermarket are two of the places you cannot go without a trolley because you go there for one thing and you get 15 things. That's the whole point of Kmart. There's too many good things at Kmart.

You need the trolley. Yeah. We should go down. We should go down, this is an idea for a moment. Trolley's for everyone. Yeah, we go down with a bucket of 50 cent coins and we're like, hey, can we shout your trolley? And we're just the good Samaritans. The trolley fairies just dolling out 50 cent coins,

making it rain on the people. The trolley dollies. That's what we can be called. The trolley dollies. And our theme song could be Dolly Parton. Working nine to five. I can hard to make a living. We'll learn the lyrics.

We'll learn the lyrics. Go good for my Merrill campaign too. Remember when I gave you guys free trolleys? Oh my God. Z.D.M.'s Brie and Clint Podcast. Your wedding day. meant to be one of the happiest days of your life. Uh-huh.

You spend a fortune. There's so much planning that goes into it. Quite a lot of pressure, too. A lot of pressure. But it's meant to be one of the most joyous, happiest days you'll have. Yeah. I saw this story about this woman who received an awful, awful text to receive on her wedding day. Yep.

And she received it from her boss of all people. And that's your boss is invited to your wedding. I don't want to hear from my boss on my wedding day. Yeah, full stop. Weirdly, my boss was invited to my wedding. Yeah, right. Ross boss was there. Not me, though.

Do you want to hear, because the woman reads out the exact text that she received on her wedding day. So to set the scene, because I was like, most brides don't have their phone. So this was in between, I think, the ceremony and the reception. Oh, okay, so she's doing a little phone check. Did a little phone check, you know, obviously, in between,

and this is the message that she received. Hey, I hope your wedding went well, and you had a nice time away. I just wanted to let you know that the decision has been made to unfortunately let you go. The email has been sent to your personal email address detailing this. I'm really sorry that it didn't work out and wish you all the best moving forward. Yes.

Crazy, crazy lack of self-awareness to send that when you, she knows the wedding. She knew the wedding, she knew the wedding was happening. She referenced the wedding. She starts with, I hope the wedding has gone okay. Like if she was some HR robot who didn't know the person and was like, hey. Read the room.

Why are you sending that to someone on their wedding day? Most people get married on the person. the weekend, too. So that didn't need to be sent until Monday. Nope. Could have left it. Could have left it till the week after. I would...

You know what I would do? Because I'm a petty bitch. I would wait in the winks. I would find out I would get all the details on this boss, right? And then hit it with your car. And I would wait until this boss got married. to then to then I'd serve up the best revenge

like somehow I would do something that was on the same level as that person sending me that text you don't know what it is though you're just long game it, you'll figure it out I don't know like throw painter

in a white dress I know what I'd do Take a poo on the wedding cake That's the same I think so Yeah that's tit for tat Yeah fair enough It's more like shit for chat

Okay you work on that okay I got a workshop Good reminder not to cross Bree though Because she doesn't know where the line is See but you know what's hard And you know me as a person right I didn't invite me to my wedding Every birthday I have I'm terrified

She's gonna shit on the cake You wait me Every birthday. You wait. As soon as you have a nice cake. But you know me, if this happened, I would get super angry and then I kind of come back down to her. I hope she was able to let it go and just enjoy the rest of her wedding day. Could you?

Yeah. It does really put a black cloud over the day though. You'd need to get the bridesmaid huddle together and they'd have to slap you around a bit and be like, wake up. Get your head in the game. I'm, it's so, I am still fuming for this woman. I'm fuming. I'm just texting.

I am howling in the car. Shit on the cake. Woman, you're nuts. I'd do it before they took it out to like where the people were. Like I wouldn't like go into the reception. Do you think people would side with you once they found out it was you that did it? And you gave the backstory and they're like, why did you do this? And you said, oh, because she texts me on my wedding day to fire me.

Do you think they would side with you? I believe I'd have 50% of the room. I believe I'd have 50% of the support. 51% in your safe. Oh, $800 at M. We want to know the bad news that you received on your wedding day, okay? And obviously there's going to be some terrible ones, and we want to hear them. Yeah.

There could be some funny ones, too, and we want to hear those as well. Dead is Franklin. A woman has talked about receiving a text from her boss on her wedding day, telling her that she was fired. Yeah, unacceptable. Awful news to receive on her wedding day. Some people are texting in on the side of the boss. Like there's a text here that says,

I'm convinced someone in HR or upper management or what have you hates the bride, which is why she got that text, which is also crazy, like surely that calls for a phone call on her wedding day. Some people are saying she could have been a nightmare employee and they wanted revenge on her by firing her on her wedding day. Yeah, but do two wrongs make rot? You were just proposing shitting on someone's wedding cake as revenge.

I stand by what I said. I said before, do you think the room would side with you? Yeah. If you took a shit in the wedding cake? And I said I think I'd have 50% of the room support. Someone texts in and said, Girl, let the shit fly. See?

I knew it. We want to know what the bad news is that you got on your wedding day. This person wants to be anonymous because their mother-in-law ruined the day. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What did your mother-in-law do on your wedding day, Anonymous? Well, first of all, let me just say that he, my husband, was the only boy out of a family of girls.

Okay. Oh, no. He was a golden child. Mummy's special boy. Yes, yes. And after the church ceremony and we're outside the church and everyone is congratulating us, she gave me a hug and she whispered in my ear. Just remember, and she said my name. Blood is thicker than water.

What the hell? Who does that? Who does that? Anybody who's watched that new season if nobody wants this with the Jewish mother-in-law, that's her to a tee. It is exactly what she does on that show.

And I didn't think it would happen in real life, but Anonymous, you're telling us that it did. Yeah, she was such a bee. Yeah. Anyway, there was other issues in our marriage and needless to say, we're no longer married. Hey, Anonymous. Anonymous, so it turns out she was kind of right.

She was, but yeah, she was right. But we won't tell her that anonymous. Yeah, don't give her the satisfaction. We will not give her the satisfaction. But just like that, the text from the boss, like, who does that on a wedding day? That's awful. Who does it on the wedding? Sounds like you dodged them.

Oh, no, wedding grave. So, and as far as you're saying, as far as for on the cake, I don't know about that, but I definitely would get revenge. I definitely definitely definitely. Okay, we can workshop it. We'll workshop, and the cake's not for you. We can think of something else. Anyway, thank you guys.

Thanks, Anonymous. I don't think it's the cake she had the issue with. I think it was what you did on the cake. Yeah, yeah, gotcha. Bad news on your wedding day. My dad did a big, long speech about how proud he was of me, but he called me my sister's name throughout the entire, speech. He also called me the morning of the wedding to tell me how beautiful his girlfriend

looked and that nobody at the wedding is going to look as nice as his girlfriend does. I'm sorry, but your dad sounds like an absolute loser. Your dad sounds like he's lost the plot. Yeah. Your dad sounds like an idiot. Put dad in a home. Like, what is dad up to? Someone said, my husband crashed my car on the way to the wedding. being silly and he told me mid-group photos. That's tactical from him

because he knows that you have to keep smiling for the photos and you can't get mad at him so he's told you about it during the photos on purpose. I'd be human. Bad news on your wedding day. During the party part of our reception, we found out Kenny Rogers had died. No!

The band, however, did a great rendition of the gambler for us. That would be sad. summer's evening on train by nowhere oh what a banger um someone also said just one more part on the shitting on the wedding cake thing yeah yeah someone said the worst thing that happened at my wedding was someone shat on my wedding cake at least i know who it was now gotcha anyway good luck to everybody with their big day coming up yeah it's a very special It'll be fine. And nothing's going to go wrong.

It'll be good. Okay. Z. Am's Brain and Clint. We just had our caller on before who was anonymous, who said that their mother-in-law on their wedding day, just after the ceremony, gave them a hug and whispered in their ear, just remember, blood is thicker than water, referring to her only son that this woman had just married.

Mm-hmm. Does someone just text in? This has changed my whole perspective on things. I don't know if this is true, but I'm choosing to believe it. They said, the full saying means exactly. the opposite of what the mother-in-law intended. Blood is thicker than water. It's the blood of

the covenant that is thicker than the water of the womb. It means that the family you make in the covenant of marriage that you've just entered into is more important than the family that you were born into. Whoa, Buzzie.

Yeah, I wonder. That does change the whole meaning of it, doesn't it? Yeah, imagine if you turned around and said that to your mother-in-law on the day. Be like, ha-ha. The joke's on you. Oh, well, I guess I like you now. All right, let's do you, birthday bangers.

All right, let's do your birthday bangers. The number one songs when you turn 16. We'll pick our favourite out of three. Michelle is up first. Kura, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. What have you been doing today, Michelle?

Just working. Yeah, fair enough. What is your birthday? August 14, 19. All right. That means you were 16, Michelle, in 2014. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Miles in Budapest, my mind and treasure chest, golden grand piano.

My beauty focus, me, or you. Oh, you. Oh, a divido. You get George Israel and Budapest. Michelle, what do you reckon? I don't know. The first time I'm afraid of it. What?

The first time you've heard that song. This is your first time hearing George Ezra Budapest? Play her the other George Ezra song. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's just, Michelle, let's just see. If you haven't heard that one from George Ezra, surely you would have heard this one. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sound feet.

Do you know that one? Nope. What? What? I'm from South America. I'm from South America. Oh. We get some Ricky Martin.

Oh, yeah. Hold on, Michelle. Sorry, we've made a mistake with your birthday banging. We're going to redo it. What was the date? 14th of August, 1998. So you were 16 and 2014. And here's your birthday bang.

Oh, side, inside out. Living the Vida, no kind. Yeah. Yes, I know that one. You know that one, nice. Michelle's like I'm much happy with that. I wish it was that one. Uh, Bevan's here to do Friday, uh, birthday banger.

Hi, Bevan. Hi, Bevan. Hello. Tell us, mate. Uh, what is your birthday? The 11th of July, 1998. All right. And are you from South America or?

No. Okay. I was born in bread, New Zealand. Okay, you were 16 also in 2014, but here's your birthday banger. Oh my God, that's wild. What do you reckon, Devin? That's a banger for sure. Just kidding, it's this

Some call him the ginger, Ricky Martin Ed Sharon and sing. What do you think, Devin? Good. Good, I like it too. Wait there, one more for Nicola, whose birthdays today? Happy birthday, Nicola.

Happy birthday. Hi, thank you. Have you had a good day so far, Nicola? Well, it's just been at work, but I'm going out for dinner later. Okay. What are we having? What's your birthday dinner?

Mexican tonight. Delightful. What's your favorite dish from the Mexican restaurant? I mean, I'll probably just go really basic and do like tacos or something. I mean, you can't go wrong. You can't go wrong, Nicola. Hey, well, we're going to get you your birthday banger as a present because we haven't got you anything else.

What is the year? 1994. All right, that means you was 16, Nicola, in 2010, because it's your birthday. I hope it's a good one. Nailed it. Oh, Nicola, you struck gold. I love that.

Far East movement and like a G6. Very, very, very, very 2010, isn't it? Such a good one. Okay, wait there, Nicola, birthday girl. We're going to choose between Georgesra Budapest, Ed Sharon Singh and Far East Movement. There's no question for me. It's Nicola the birthday girl, like a G6.

I agree. Nicola, well done. You've just one birthday banger. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you so much. Brian Clint. Here it is.

Number one on this day, 15 years ago. You're on ZM. 6. Like a G6. Like a G6. ZM's Brean Clint. Podcast. Far East Movement.

I'm feeling so fly like a G6. On ZM with Brian Clint, the winner of birthday. banger from 2010 for Nicola to her birthday today. This text sums it up. They said, guys, this is most definitely a 2010 banger and I cannot get

enough. The louder the better, I am potentially getting weird looks and traffic because it's up so loud. P.S. 43 year old lady. Hell yeah. You do you, babe. Do you mean? Hell yeah. Drink it up. Drink, drink it up. Hey,

been a while since we have played a prank on your wonderful mother. It's been too long. The people love when we prank Mama Die. And I have cooked up a little plan that I think is going to get her for real, though, hook, line and sinker this time. The ZDM Podcast Network. Oh, look at the time.

It's time to prank Mama Die, I think. Poor Mama Die. It's been a while. We've let her get away Scott Free all year. We haven't pregged her once this year And to be fair, this one's not coming out of nowhere No, there's good cause, good reason I received an email yesterday

From a clothing company, witchery Telling me that I'd purchased a shirt Oh nice, well done But the problem is that I haven't purchased anything From witchery lately But the shirt looks like something my mum would wear and it's also got my mum's shipping address on the account. And so what I think's happened is she's used my witchery account

to purchase something from witchery, and I'm not going to stand for it. Uh-uh. So what we're going to do is Pixie from the office is here. Hello, Pixie. Hello, hello. You're going to call my mum as someone from witchery and pretty much tell her that she has broken company policy.

Exactly. Exactly, right, Pixie from Whittry. Emily from Whittry. Emily from Whittry. Good, Emily from Wittry and that the shirt needs to be returned and there will be no refund. Perfect. And we need her to fess up too. Yes, okay, we need her to own this.

So we want the truth. Let's go through to Mama Die now. Hello? Hello, is this Brianna Thomas L? No. Hi, this is Emily from Wichery. We've just had an order for this lovely Mesh baby T-shirt. espresso spot size large for 79 Australian dollars

and it seems it's connected to the account belonging to Brie Thomasel but there's some inconsistencies with the order so I just wanted to double check did you make this purchase? Yes I did. Have you received this package? No, I haven't. Well when you do we are going to have to get you

to send it back to the close switchry store because it seems there's some inconsistencies with the account used and the address. Oh, okay. So what's the problem with the address? Well, it seems that the inconsistencies with the account, the address is in Australia, and the account is attached to a New Zealand account.

But, yeah, I ordered it in Australia, though, in Twomba. We're just knuckling down on scams and fraud at the moment, and it is against company policy to impersonate another account. I wasn't impersonating. I just paid for it. They didn't ask me for my name. I paid for it at witchery and I bought another item as well. Is your name Brianna-Thomiselle?

No, but I didn't say it was Brianna-Thomiselle. What's your name? Diane-Thomiselle. Diane-Thomisle. Well, unfortunately, we are going to have to get you to return this item and we can't actually offer a refund at this time because it is against company policy to use another account. Oh, but I didn't use another account.

I didn't use her account. But you just said your name's Diana Tomicel. Yeah, Diane. Diane, sorry. But it's under Brianna Tomicel? No, but it's not under Brianna. That was the fault of the store. It must have been.

Okay, I'll just have to get you to speak to my supervisor because it seems there is an inconsistency there. Oh, okay. Okay, no worry. Hold on one moment. Okay. D-l-l-doo, do-do do-do do-l-do. Hi, is that Diana-Thomisel?

Oh, shut up. How did you even know that I'd ordered a top? Holy shit, ma'am. You were hooked, my, and Cinco, I reeled it in. Yeah, because how on earth would you know that I even ordered a top? Because for some... Breeze account, I said it's on my account. And I was like, this bitch is using my witchery account.

No, I didn't even tell him that, as I said. Oh, Brianna, how would that be? You own up, mum. You're getting my points from my witchery account. I'm not happy about it. Well, it's not enough. I could tell you were getting flustered just then. Pixie did such a good job.

I'm sorry, Doc. Pixie bought out the scam and fraud line, and you were like not having it. I just couldn't work out how you would know They got a sort of top and it was all in order. Hey, mum, the top looks lovely, little baby tea, espresso with sports. And the good news is, Di, you can keep it. It's all yours.

You don't have to send it back. And just to update you. Oh, I have to send it back and I don't get a refund. No refund for you. Also, just to update you, delivery is expected tomorrow because I keep getting the bloody emails about that too. Well, I'll just be aware You might get a receipt from the Cuba as well

You keep shopping up a storm, okay? Just send me something next time. We got it good. Next time you try and pull this shit die, we're calling Steve instead to tell him about it. And how much you're spending. I know, because that part, the other things I've got are hidden in the car.

79 bucks for a t-shirt, mum. Oh, shut up. Jeez. Hey, it's Mesh. It is Mesh. It's not. Oh, shut up you, guys. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast.

Have you ever looked at a friend and thought, I want to kiss you? That is the question we're asking here this afternoon. Yeah. What is the appropriate amount, like, before it gets weird? What's the limit? What is the limit? Like, if there's 100%, 100% is on. obviously.

I need to kiss you. Yeah, I need to kiss you. It's all I think about. I can't control myself. I'm obsessed with you. Exactly. I have feelings for you at 100%. I think so.

I think so. And so where is the appropriate amount on the kissable scale where it's okay? Where you can maintain a friendship. Yes, correct. And you don't follow through with the kiss. No. It's a number that you can live with. And it might stay, it might ebb, it might flow.

Yeah. But you don't intend to follow through with the kiss. No. And it's not going to prevent a friendship from existing. Exactly. I think I know what the number is. Okay. What do you, producers, we're all going to have our input on this.

Between 1 and 100, what is the appropriate amount? I could live with 30. 30? 30 is an appropriate amount. I could live with 30%. It's just enough tension in the relationship to keep it fun and exciting. and I'll probably put some effort into what I wear when we hang out

but not enough that I'm worried that if we get two boozed we're going to wake up with each other you know It feels quite high to me Yeah But my cut reaction was like 8, 10% Oh see that's nothing

That's not even a little fanny flutter I don't need that with my friends though No No but there's other people for that No we're not saying you need it We're just saying what's an appropriate amount where you're not going to follow through. Because you could develop the want to kiss one of your friends

and you need to have a number where you go, I know it exists, but I'm not going to do it and I know I can still be friends with them. You don't reckon you could stay friends with someone beyond 10%. I think I could, but it might be inappropriate. But you're friends with me and I know you want to kiss me. Yeah, that's Ella's a 40% to me. She's a 40.

Yeah. What are we? 40%. Yeah, say the same. Whatever. I shouldn't have asked. Ella, what's the number? I don't care, 50.

50. I would kiss all of you guys, genuinely. I just don't mind. But that's your saying you would give us a pick. Yes. Oh, at a party. We're talking about making out. We're talking about a make-out.

Okay, that's different. Yeah. Oh, that goes down to 25. 25. Okay, 25. I agree with you. I think it's 30, but I've done a scale. Okay.

So this is what I think. So between zero and 30%. So up to 30%, I think it's, you're living in the, I can appreciate that you're hot, but I'm normal about it and I'm not, I don't feel the need to follow through, but I can acknowledge. Given the opportunity, maybe I would. I can acknowledge that you're not going to. No, okay. 40 to 60, like if you're in the 40 to 60 range, you 100% would take the opportunity in a game of truth or dare to kiss them. Oh, okay. I like the scale. 70 to 90%

You pretend that it's a joke But it's not a joke 70 to 90 I don't think it's appropriate For you to be hanging out With that friend Without your partner present Yeah

You know? Unless your partner knows And you're like Hey I'm going to hang out With my flotation shop 70 to 90% gym tonight And she was like Well is there going to be supervision

17 to 90% is danger zone Yeah I agree If you don't trust yourself I think it feels like that is danger zone and you need to be, you know, strategic about when you hang out with them. And 100% is, I mean, go time. Well, there's between 90 and 100 there. Well, 90...

Anything from 90 to 100. Anything from 90 to 100 is, yeah, it's danger. Yeah, make a call. That's make a call territory. That's end the friendship. Or... Ruin the friendship. Ruin the friendship.

Yeah, I think that's where you can't really be friends. If you're living in that 10%, the 90% to 100%, it's dangerous. The nation has been waiting to find out where I sit on that scale for you, Bree. I'd say it's a solid 3%. That's being nice. 15. I'll take 15. Okay.

I'll give you 10. That's my final offer. 12.5. 12. Done. Deal. Are you going to kiss now? Absolutely not

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