ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th September 2021

Episode Date: September 30, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. For our podcast intro today, we have had correspondence from someone who listens to the show and someone who follows me on Instagram and participated in the Chocky Off who has sent correspondence to the show which I think you, Bree, will be excited about. Ben, what's the gist of the message? Oh, do you want me to just come in? He's coming in.

Yeah, okay, you just come in. Yeah, just come in. Sorry, I wasn't there. Tell us the gist of... He's here now. Sorry, I wasn't there. I just zoned out. Well, tell us what the message is about.

The message is someone reached out and said, I think the Chockeoff wasn't quite fair because you didn't include Australian chocolate. Oh, my God. So they've sent a package of Australian chocolate to us There's a letter that explains it There's a card with a wiener dog cooking wieners on it Cute card

To Ben, Clint, Anastasia and Bree Sending big love from Perth, Australia Thanks for always giving me a good laugh And thanks Clint for always replying to me on Instagram Lol Enjoy the Chockeys Love At Mikael Bates Mikael Bates Hi Mikael Thanks, Clint, for always replying to me on Instagram. Lol. Enjoy the Chockeys. Love.

At Mikael Bates. Mikael Bates. Hi, Mikael. Let's tuck into some of these. I'm not sure what we're going to get. Should we just pass you one by one? Yeah, pass it one by one and Bree can give us a review. Here we go.

Here's your first one. So these are the ones we don't have in New Zealand. No, we've got those. Oh, they're the Twix ones. These are pods, but it's Twix pods. Yeah, they're dope. Are they good? They're real good. we don't have pods at all here anymore so I've got heaps in my cupboard why can we still got pods in the shops by the way I'm gonna look next time I can't remember if I saw them or not they're very good it's another pods but I'm pretty sure we have these we have Mars

pods we've got Mars pods here well now we've got extra so that's good one is also a pods but I haven't seen this one. No, they're here too. Okay, they are here. Limited edition. Yeah, it seems. I've seen them not in many places in New Zealand. I think it was a limited edition.

At the warehouse, I think. I've never seen these before, and I'm very excited to try a s'mores pod. Okay. What else have we got? Some Kit Kat Chunkies. Kit Kat Chunky Aero Yep That's one of my favourite chocolate bars

The Aero Bar And it's in a Kit Kat That looks awesome Love that one The Goat Kit Kat Chunky I believe is Kit Kat Chunky Caramel By the way I like plain Yeah they are good

You like regular Love plain Kit Kat Chunky Yeah okay Okay your next one is a flake caramel. Oh, yeah, the caramilk flake. Caramilk flake. Shout out to my friend Christian Hull. If you know him on social media, you'd know that he's obsessed.

With caramilk? With caramilk. And I saw him try these, and I was like, ooh, that'd be nice. You know how we did that experiment that time and we found out that flakes don't melt in the microwave? Yeah. I wonder if a caramilk flake will melt in the microwave.

I don't reckon because I think they'd be made the same. What is it? I don't know why. It can't be chocolate. Yeah. Okay, cool.

The last one and I think we've talked about these but I can't remember why or how. Frogs. Helen's frogs alive. I love frogs. Are they red frogs?

Never heard of them. They look like licorice. Red licorice possibly. I love frogs. Are they red frogs? They look like licorice. Red licorice, possibly. So red frogs are like the goat in Australia. Like when you went to the YMCA to play any sport as a kid, or like any social sport, you'd always get either a snake's alive or a frog's alive. So these red frogs, are they associated with the red frogs,

the people at the concert who look after people? It's this thing at the top of it. That's who the red frogs are named after. And you know why? So the red frogs, that group of people that look after people, they go and hand out these red frogs. Yeah, right. If people may have been drinking too much or whatever.

And they are based on they always have these to give away. Okay, what are we going to eat? We're going to eat some of this. Can I try a Red Frog? Try the one that, yeah. Have you never tried a Red Frog? No, I've never had one of these. Oh, that's nice.

More flakes, more Kit Kats. This is a lovely, lovely delivery. Thanks, Mikael, was it? Yeah, thank you. Oh, Mikael, that's lovely of you. Yum. Oh, it's so nice to have Yeah, thank you. Oh, Mikael, that's lovely of you. Yum. Oh, it's so nice to have a little bit of home. I miss Red Frog.

These taste like something we have here. It's that bag that's got the red dots in it and the little black dots as well. It's the same, the two in one. Wait, are you talking about the licorice ones? No, they're not licorice. They're jelly. You know what's weird, though, is that This isn't the original Red Frogs I expected that to be a lot bigger

They are usually bigger and thinner I know the ones you're talking about Everything's getting smaller Oh these are different Yeah and they're normally harder right I think it was from a different brand Oh yum this is good Yeah right

These are good though These are great They're good Oh this isn't the sugar hit that I needed We were low on chocolate and low on morale in our household, and this is really going to hit the spot. Unpopular opinion, Brie. These are better than the OG ones.

I like them softer. Yeah, but do you remember the OG ones? No, they still serve them. They're bigger ones. Yeah, they're pretty good. I'd say on par. Oh, this is good. Thank you so much.

Here's my tip, and all the Aussies will know this tip. Red frogs, bottle of vodka, put the bag of red frogs in the vodka, let it sit for a week. Delicious. I've seen that done with Skittles before. Skittles is probably the worst thing to do it with. You know what else is really good? Red skins.

Have they renamed that lolly yet? I don't know. They need to. I think it is. These are really nice. Do you like them Ben? Yeah. What do you think? Do they taste like anything here? Probably. I can't remember what those red dots

are. I'll figure it out. They're red and black. They're round and they've got like a checker pattern On top of them Oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah They taste exactly like those I think they're by Ellen's as well

I reckon they taste like Just the red snake That you get from Ellen's Yeah that too Yeah Alright Can't wait to eat these s'mores Enjoy the podcast everybody

And thank you for the gifts Anybody who ever sends us gifts We really do appreciate it Especially stuff that comes from overseas as well We're still waiting on that iron brew to make it here from Scotland, but it'll get here. It'll get here. I'd love for someone to send me some Chico rolls.

Yeah, I'm not sure how they do. They curry a chicken across the Tasman, but... Can you put an ice bag in there? Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 19 cases, you know, 19 cases. No, better than 45. I mean, that's good, that's good. Right, 19 cases is good, right? Yeah, better than 45. I mean, that's good. That's good. Right, 19 cases is good, right? Yeah, better than 45, that's for sure. Right? I mean, to be honest, I've stopped watching the press conferences.

Oh, me too, long time ago. The ratings have gone down on those things, I think. It's because it doesn't have any, there's no feel-good ending coming soon. No. You know? It just kind of, the show's plateaued for me, and the character development has just kind of stayed the same for a while. It's very monotonous.

Although there was a bit of drama yesterday when they rolled out those 45 cases. I mean, yeah, that was a little, you know, little spike. But I feel like at some point the hero characters need to have a few more wins. Yeah, absolutely. You know, the audience wants to see a few more good endings. Or a love interest. We need to see a love interest into the conversation.

I mean, that would not be too bad. Yeah. Or a sexy new doctor on the scene. Like Dr. Bloomfield's like... McDreamy off of What's Her Name Is Free. He got dumped from that show, didn't he? Yeah, he got a little bit cancelled, didn't he? Yeah, Patrick Dempsey.

Get him in there. Oh, get him in there. That'll get the ratings back up there. It'll be like a villain and a love interest. Get Dr. there. Oh, get him in there. That'll get the ratings back up there. It'll be like a villain and a love interest. Get Dr. Chris Warner on there from Shorten Street. That'd be great. Please tell me you don't have COVID. Dr. Bloomfield,

please tell me this is not your penis. Today on the show, the biggest prize in radio is back. $1,300 cash up for grabs with What's the Plot? That's cash. No vouchers, no nothing. It's cash if you can beat Bree in our movie guessing game.

Forgot about that. Did you? But yes, I guess we will play again. The blowtorch goes on at quarter to five this afternoon. If you'd like to win that, do not miss What's the Plot this afternoon. But if you want to win some money right now, 50 bucks, all thanks to KFC, on the line in tradie versus lady if you want to win some money right now, 50 bucks, all thanks to KFC, on the line in Tradie vs Lady,

you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play for cash after Glass Animals. This is Heatwaves on ZM, Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Brianne Clint. Tradie vs Lady. So I got a sticky mouse. So to speak.

Moving on, the tradies versus the ladies. That tickled my pickle. The tradies versus the ladies. The tradies sitting at 82 wins. Keep it clean, tell yourself. Sorry, I'm trying. The ladies sitting at 78 wins for the year. I'll take over here. You have clean, tell yourself. Sorry, I'm trying. The lady's sitting at 78 wins for the year.

I'll take over here. You have a little breather. Okay. Today, our lady is from Tauranga. She is 33 and she won Trading First Lady six months ago. Ooh, a returning champion.

Welcome to the show, Mallory. Nice, Mallory. How much did you win by? I only just got it. It was like 2-2 and then I got it at the end. Yeah, nice. You should have said that you blitzed it to get into your opponent's head. Yeah, dominant performance.

I don't want to think that. Oh, good point. Okay, well, let's meet your rival today. He's also 33, so same amount of life experience. He's from Christchurch and he scored a try in social rugby last season. That's my boy, Blue. Welcome to the show, Ryan. Hi, thanks, guys. Was it a runaway

try? No, it was like a tap from the five metres, so it was pretty easy. Good though you avoid the nudie run at the end of the season that way. Yeah, that's it. Good. Okay, Ryan, your buzzer is tradie. Mallory, your buzzer is lady. First to three points gets 50 bucks today. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. Massive news out today that after 13 long years, Britney Spears' dad, Jamie Spears, has been suspended by the court as her conservator. Name two Britney Spears songs. Lady. Yes, Mallory.

Hit Me Baby One More Time and Oops, I Did It Again. You got it. Nice work. Yes, Mallory. Hit me, baby, one more time. And oops, I did it again. You got it. Nice work. One to the ladies. Rolls off the tip of the tongue for Mallory. Big Britney fan. Question number two. Which of the poles does not have polar bears, the Arctic or the Antarctic?

Lady. Yes, Ryan. Arctic. No. Antarctic does not have polar bears. Okay, we move on to question number three. Still one to the ladies. The number one rating show on Netflix New Zealand right now

is a Korean-style Hunger Games show. Lady. Yes, Mallory. Squid Game. You got it. You been watching? No, but I heard it being talked about on the radio this morning. Yeah, it's a big, big show at the moment.

Two to the ladies. You can take it here, Mallory. This could be the dominant performance you dreamed of, Mallory. And Ryan, I don't know if this is the question for you, but let's keep going on. Question number four. You could surprise us. Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City was known for loving cosmopolitans

and a high fashion label, High Heel, starting with an M. What is the name of that High Heel? Ooh. Ooh. No idea. Yes, Mallory. You want to go, Mallory? Yeah, give it a crack.

Mary Jane. I mean, I think she was a bit more high fashion. It was Manolo Blahnik. Yeah, fashion. It was Manolo Blahnik. Yeah, right. Mary Jane's more of a smoking substance than a wearing substance, I think. All right, still two to the ladies. Question number five. A lot of rumours have been swirling about

about who will be cast on the next James Bond film. Who is the current Bond? Lady. Tony. Yes, Mallory, for the win. Is it Daniel Craig? You got it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It took five questions, but you got a three nil victory, Mallory. Oh my God,

smash. What was the show that started with M? What's that? What was the show that started with M? Manolo Blonix. Oh, I've never even heard of that. Okay, thank you. No worries.

And you get the 50 bucks, Mallory. Nice work. Cool, Ryan. The Manolo Blonix don't go well on the sand and the Mount Mallory, so you don't need a pair. And they're way too expensive. Ryan, don't worry, man. You got that try on social rugby last year. It's all good. Yeah, yeah. I'll keep that forever. So who's

the real winner here, Ryan? Brian Clint. Talk about Victoria Beckham. Oh, the lady from that band. They had a few hits. You know, like the Lady One Direction. Oh, my God. I can't believe we both forgot the name of that band.

Was it something? Was it? How long are we going to carry the gag on for? Was it turmeric? Oh, close. Turmeric? No. Cardamom girls?

Everything nice? The Spice Girls. If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my... I can't believe we forgot. They weren't that big anyway. I think we carried that on for just the right amount of time, actually. Yeah, not too long at all. Yeah, yeah, perfect.

Yeah, great gag. Anyway, Victoria. Yeah, not too long at all. Yeah, yeah, perfect. Yeah, great gag. Anyway, Victoria. Yeah, moving on. Victoria Beckham is in the news after she's talked about some foods that she loves. Has she? Yes. Okay. I'm not too sure, and I don't really care what the interview was about.

There's one thing that I do care about. It was this particular food that's one of her favourites that really caught my attention. Okay, you're taking food inspiration from Victoria Beckham now? Definitely not. Oh. You wait till you hear what she said is one of her favourite snacks. Okay, lay it on me. Victoria Beckham has said that one of her favourite snacks

that she likes to eat every day is whole grain toast with salt on it. And butter. And butter. No. Whole grain toast with salt on top. That's it. Just bread with salt on it. Bread with salt on it.

No butter. No. No olive oil. No. No. Bread and then salt. No peanut butter. Let me break it down to you

The recipe is bread And then salt And then you put the salt on the bread That's it Look I'm not a fan of cancel culture But in this instance I'm going to have to make an exception She's cancelled for that Have you ever heard of someone going

Oh my favourite snack is salt on bread I've had salted bread before as an appetiser. You know how sometimes it comes out at a restaurant and it's got some salt on it, but there's usually some olive oil to dip it in or something. It's got balsamic or olive oil. Yeah, something going on. She's also described this as a snack.

Like she's gone into the pantry for something to eat. She eats it every day, she reckons. Salty bread. Yeah. Salty bread. Loves a salty bread. I love bread with just butter on it and then add some salt to that.

Delicious as a snack. But just dry bread with some salt on it. Yeah, it doesn't sound too appetising to me. Sounds dehydrating. I mean, to be honest though, let's break it down. She's very wealthy. She'd probably be having like real nice bread though. With real nice salt.

Yeah, like the salt from some weird dead sea river bed or something. Still, at the end of the day, it's still salt on bread. Being rich is no excuse because you can literally have whatever you want. Yeah, that's a great point as well. I mean, weird food combo. Brewed with salt. Yeah, like to just be like, these are the two things that I'm going to put together and really enjoy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. But I mean, if she's discovered it, maybe we need to try it. Yeah, maybe we should. That's the thing about a weird food combo is you don't know if it's bad until you try it.

Remember yesterday we were talking about that person who loves Weet-Bix with cheese on them. Just dry Weet-Bix with cheese on them. Yeah, sounds like a very dry mix. That's the issue with both of these meals. Lacking in lubricant. I'm a massive lubricant person. Yeah.

Like I'm putting extra sauce on. I'm putting multiple types. Like when I make a burger, I'm putting like a whole- Lashings of mayonnaise. A whole grain mustard mayonnaise combo and then tomato sauce and then maybe even some barbecue just to mix it up. That's where the joy is. Yeah. That's where the, you know.

If you don't like condiments, you're not living. Should we take some calls on weird food combos this afternoon? Yeah, I want to hear from people who they, like, it's a weird food combination where you know it's strange because it's not the norm, but you just love. Salty sweet has really caught on in recent times. Yeah, see, I don't find salty sweet that weird. No, but back in the day,

if someone told you you were going to have maple syrup on your fried chicken, you'd go... Yeah, no, back in the day, you'd go, what the hell? But now we know it's good. Not if you're in Louisiana. Yeah, that's true. I like balsamic vinegar and strawberries. Really?

Yeah, it's quite good. Like a sweet balsamic vinegar? Yeah. Or a vinegary one? I mean, I'm just obsessed with vinegar because I'm Italian. I'll have it on anything. I'll literally put vinegar on a piece of bread. Delicious.

That's fine. Yum. Yeah, that's good because you know why? Bit of lubricant. Yeah. Oh, $800 at the end. What are your weird food combos? You can text them to 9696 as well.

Bree and Clint. Victoria Beckham has made the news after she spoke out about one of her favourite snacks and that snack is salt on bread. No, that's a sadness meal. Imagine how dry and... That's an unhappy snack. Underwhelming that would be. There's nothing heartwarming or comforting.

It's bread, comfort food. But it needs butter. Is she putting pepper on it? But it's a bit of salt. If she was, it wouldn't make it any better. No, but it's just weird. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's your weird food combo you like?

Gemma's caught up. Hey, Gemma, you big weirdo. Hi. What are you into, Gemma? Spill. Mum, this is something my step-mum eats, you big weirdo. Hi. What are you into Gemma? Spill. This is something my step mum eats but it's tinned spaghetti

and blue cheese on a toastie. Oh I'm keen. Wait. I'm involved in that. Wait. Get in and around my mouth. Obviously spaghetti

and cheese toastie yum blue cheese. Yeah. Yes. I reckon it wouldn't be too bad. Do you reckon? But I like blue cheese. I know you like blue cheese

but do you like it in a tomato saucy sandwich? Yeah. You like it on a cracker by itself. Do you like blue cheese melted? Wait, is blue cheese meant to get hot? Yeah, blue cheese. There's dishes that have melted blue cheese, I think. Yeah, all right, all right.

Well, Gemma, you get a pass from one of us. Yeah, I'm keen, Gem. Have you had it? Have you eaten it, Gemma? No, personally, I haven't. I wouldn't either. Do you like blue cheese, though? Not really.

Yeah, fair enough. Well, probably not for you, then. Do you like spaghetti? Actually, don't worry about it. Bronwyn's here. Hi, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn. Bronny, are you there?

I like Gemma's idea. I might try that one. Oh, you like that toasty? I'm keen on that too. I love try that one. Oh, you like that toasty? I'm keen on that toasty. I love blue cheese, so I would, yeah, I reckon that would be quite nice. Okay, maybe I'm off here. Maybe I'm, wait, is there a chance that I'm wrong? Weird.

Yeah, definitely. Weird. Yeah, we're all just as shocked as you. Bronnie, tell us what makes you a weirdo. What's your food combo? Okay, something that my family's made for years and years is a banana and onion salad. Oh, I don't know about that one, Bronwyn.

It is just the bomb. And the funniest thing is when you go to a barbecue and you take it and people kind of look at it and think, I remember one dinner where people were like, oh, look, someone's put a pudding on the, out with the savouries. And then someone, the person next to them goes, oh, hang on, it's a pudding on the Out with the Savories, and then the person next to them goes, oh, hang on, it's got onion in it. It's got onion in it. And people will try it and tell you what, they'll go back.

That's the first thing they'll look for when they go back. Yeah, well, we'll have to take your word for it, Bronwyn. Unless they don't like bananas or don't like onions. There's only people who've never liked it. And the weird thing is, the next few days, if there's any leftover in the fridge, it's beautiful on sandwiches. All right, all right. Yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.

Do you work for some company that's putting out a banana and onion recipe? No, no. And you know what? This was actually a recipe in a Weight Watchers book many years ago. Yeah, right. Okay.

Yeah, you know why it was in Weight Watchers? You've got to put it with salad dressing, never with mayonnaise. Robin, you know why it was in Weight Watchers book many years ago. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, you know why it was in Weight Watchers? You've got to put it with salad dressing, never with mayonnaise. Well, but you know why it was in Weight Watchers? Because people make it and then they don't want to eat it. They won't eat it. So they lose weight. No, it was so yummy. And they eat this thing when you think, what is this?

She's still going. Bronnie, Bronnie, Bronnie, we've got to. She's like, I've got a few more points to make about it. Thank you, Bronnie. Let's talk to Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hiya, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Is it you that has a weird food combo fetish? Yeah, well, it was something we learned from my nana when we were kids. Okay, keen for this. She taught us to sprinkle sugar on lettuce leaves. You just roll them up and eat them like that. Sugar on lettuce leaves? Is it

good? Oh, yeah, it's real good. That's so weird, Shelley. My nan used to do the same thing, which I mean makes more sense with a rock melon or like any type of fruit. She'd like roll it in sugar. Now this is just lettuce. There's nothing nutritional about sugar on lettuce,

because sugar is just sugar and lettuce is just water. Yeah. So you're getting hydrated. Let's talk to Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks. Is it you, Siobhan, that has a weird food combo? Yes, it is me. What is it? So I like cornflakes, but instead of using milk, I use orange juice. Oh. I've heard of people doing this. Oh, Siobhan. I've heard. Or like any type of juice. Any type.

Not cool, man. No, not cool. What do cornflakes ever do to you? Skippy the bush kangaroo would be rolling in his grave, Siobhan. I mean, have you tried it? Well, no. Yeah, well, that's a good point, Siobhan. Yeah, actually.

Maybe we should be able to worry for one day. We should probably try it before we knock it. We asked. Carmen's here finally. Carmen, give us your weird food combo. My weird food combo is the best weird food combo. It is tartier sauce. It's got to be eater tartier sauce mixed with wasabi on snack crackers.

It is the shiz. Carmen, what happened to your taste buds where you've come up with this idea to go, you know, it'd be great. Carmen, who hurt you? Wasabi and tartier. Who hurt you, Carmen? Nobody hurt me. Oh, my goodness gracious it'd be great. It's a bit of... Carmen, who hurt you? Salty and tarty. Who hurt you, Carmen? Nobody hurt me. Oh, my goodness gracious.

Nobody hurt me. I love spicy food and I love sour, tangy stuff. And I love crackers. Yeah. Hey, why not? I'd go for yours over the onion banana salad, to be honest. Yeah, that banana onion salad, the least appetising out of the lot, I think. Bree and Clint.

Out. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is the biggest news in the entertainment world today. What is happening with Britney Spears and the Free Britney Movement? Well, it's a very exciting day for Britney Spears and the movement and for all of us, really, and especially the gays. Here's the deal. Britney's hideous father, Jamie Spears,

has been officially suspended from his role as the conservator of her estate. us really, and especially the gays. Here's the deal. Britney's hideous father, Jamie Spears, has been officially suspended from his role as the conservator of her estate. Yes! So what does that mean? Is Britney free? I know, it's exciting, right? Is Britney free? Can she go where she wants? Not just yet, exactly.

So what it means is he's been removed. Another man has come in. They've appointed this. He's actually an accountant that will look after her estate, and then the lady that was in charge of her person will remain on as well. So there's two people that will remain as her conservators for now, for now, until eventually, you know, Britney and her incredible lawyer, Matthew Rosengart, are able to get it completely dissolved in its entirety. So what does this mean for Britney? The good thing is this. Britney's dad was such a tyrant, as you know, and as she

shared with the world. Now they've got a guy in there that's an accountant. Brittany's dad was such a tyrant, as you know, and as she shared with the world. Now they've got a guy in there that's an accountant. He's not going to be such a nut job and psycho towards her. So we do hope this is, you know, a really good step forward. Brittany's boyfriend, Sam Asghari, has gone on Instagram talking about how wonderful news it is. So I think she shares a lot of her news with the world through him. So it's exciting for Brittany.

Great day. Wow, just coinciding with that doco going on Netflix as well. Incredible timing. Yeah, if you haven't seen that doco, it's a pretty good watch. It's called Britney vs. Spears, and it's on Netflix right now. And you can get up to date with what horrible things have been happening to this poor woman for the last 13 years. And to make it worse, it was one of her family members

that was doing it to her. There you go. That is the latest on the Free Britney movement with our Hollywood correspondent and Britney expert, Dean McCarthy. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians

with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint.

Tomorrow on the show, we launch a brand new competition with JB Hi-Fi. It's called JB Hi-Fi Jinx, where we're going to be giving away some incredible prizes and getting people in the draw to win $100,000 cash from JB Hi-Fi, just like we did last year. Yeah, this is awesome.

I love the guys at JB Hi-Fi, and they're doing it again. They're giving away $100,000 and I can't wait to play this game, JB Hi-Fi Jinx. It's very fun, and lots of people are going to win heaps of cool stuff. To get everybody excited, today they've given us a bonus prize. We've got a pair of

the brand new Bose Quiet Comfort 45 noise cancelling headphones. These are the creme de la creme of noise cancelling headphones. They're amazing. They're very, very cool. And we've got a set to give away this afternoon. That's right. And the two people who will be playing this afternoon are Kylie and Nick. G'day, guys.

Hi. How are you going? Yeah, welcome on board. Good to have you here. Two people, one pair of headphones, Brie. That's right. And Kylie and Nick, I hate to say it, but you found yourselves in... Brie and Clintz, The Negotiator. Oh, no, guys. Have you heard this before? No. Nick no, guys. Have you heard this before? No. Nick sounds so disappointed.

How this is going to work is, one of you is going to walk away with a pair of these headphones, but you two need to decide which one of you that is. I'm so awkward already. What is going to happen is you're going to get a 30-second timer where you can talk to each other and put your case across, but I urge you to do it quickly. It goes like that.

And, guys, you need to negotiate with each other who's going to take home these headphones, and if you can decide on who that person's going to be, one of you will take home the headphones. But if you can't... No one gets the headphones. So... one of you will take home the headphones, but if you can't... No one gets the headphones. Oh! So, it's a real situation.

Any questions before we give this a go? No, I don't think so. Kylie, you got everything? Not many questions. Okay, I would load these phone lines up, everybody, because if these two can't come to a decision, we will be going to the next two callers. Exactly right.

And we will keep going until two people can negotiate. Nick and Kylie, you're on with each other. We won't be talking for the next 30 seconds. It's all on you guys to make a decision. Good luck. All right, well, I might start because I'm a mum of two. I don't own any headphones, but we've already been in lockdown and I'm about to go into school holidays

and I've already done school holidays in lockdown. Let's give Nick a chance to talk. Nick. Yo, hey, I reckon I should get the headphones because I like listening to Brian Clint, you know, so if I get these headphones, then that means that I get to listen to them wherever I go. Let's go back to Kylie. Kylie. I listen to Brian Clint and I actually can't get reception in my car, I go. Let's go back to Kylie. Kylie. I listen to Brian Clinton.

I actually can't get reception in my car so I actually don't have a radio all the time. I would really, really, really love these headphones. Time's up. Unfortunate. Is anybody willing to give up the noise cancelling headphones? It's not our decision, guys. You guys have to make the decision together.

What do you reckon, Kylie? Oh, no. Oh, that's a really hard one. Do you own headphones, firstly? No. Oh, well, that's a tough one because neither do I. Okay. We'll give you guys five seconds.

Five. Is anyone willing to give up the headphones? Oh, yeah, you have them. Oh, Nick! Nick, you little legend. Thank you so much. You're a legend. What made you give the headphones up to Kylie?

Well, she sounded pretty desperate to have them. I'm sorry, dear, for the ride. Well, Nick, guess what? What's that? We got a surprise for you, Nick. For being such a genuine and great human being,

you're getting headphones too, mate. That sounds bloody good to me. Oh, I got a goosebumps. See, because guys, if you couldn't have decided, neither of you

would have got any headphones. We move on to the next piece. I would have been about to say that now. Congratulations, guys. You both walk away with those Bose headphones from JB Hi-Fi. Beautiful. Beautiful. Guys, can I just say that?

I did not think we were going to get a result. That warmed my heart this afternoon, and I'm so stoked that both of you get the prize. Tomorrow on the show, don't miss it. JB Hi-Fi Jinx begins. We'll have heaps and heaps of cool prizes like that to give away and you're shot at $100,000 cash thanks to JB Hi-Fi.

That was cool, man. Nick, out of the blue, just goes, go on, you have them. I wasn't expecting that. The thing that is bringing me joy the most during this pandemic lockdown is buying stuff. It does make me feel better for a split second.

Just for a second. Look, I'm not like deluded in the sense I know it is a Band-Aid, but it's the Band-Aid that I'm seeking comfort in. Don't you find, though, that it gives you that little bit of instant relief followed by just a lot of stress about when your package is going to arrive. Yeah, I do have that. And constantly checking the doorstep and going, is it here? Is it here?

And every time you hear something in the driveway, you'll be like, is it for me? Is it my package? But how good is the feeling when it does arrive and it's like a present that you already know what it is? Yeah. Look, you hit the nail on the head. We're papering over the cracks while we can. And if online shopping is your thing, then more power to you. It's interesting because I was looking up

studies the other day which were around has the pandemic changed consumer behaviour in terms of buying stuff online? Wow, that sounds like a very deep dive into consumer behaviour from you. I was quite interested in it because I was like, I've always been an online shopper. I love to buy stuff online. Yeah.

But apparently it's nearly doubled. Well, it has to. We can't buy anything anywhere else. I know, but I'm talking even in terms of after, not during lockdown period. Well, when do you think they're going to stop referring to it as online shopping and just call it shopping? Yeah, no, weird, isn't it?

It's not even a weird thing anymore. You can buy a car online these days. Did you know that? Yeah, I did. I bought one off Facebook Marketplace. No, no, no, like a brand new car. You can go onto the Honda website and order a new car. Oh, but then you don't get to banter and barter with the car salesman.

Yeah, I don't think they want you to. I think that's the idea. That's my favourite part. Imagine a car getting delivered to your house. Imagine the courier showing up with a car. Yeah, that's real strange. It is strange, but that's the world that we're living in. How would they fit it in the courier then?

It'd be real weird. I want to talk to people because I get joy in other people getting joy out of what they've bought online. Right, okay. And I feel like this pandemic and this lockdown has made people buy stuff that they probably normally wouldn't have. For one, they're stuck at home and they're trying to spark some joy. Yeah.

And two, they probably have a little bit more cash sitting around because you're not travelling. You can't go out and spend. Your cafe money is. Yeah. Yeah, right. I did last week. Remember, I bought that bottle of hipster rum.

That's right. How is that? It's all right. I'm no rum guy, but I thought the bottle looks nice. And you knew you weren't a rum guy. No. You bought it anyway. But I enjoyed the experience of buying it

and I enjoyed the experience of waiting for it and I enjoyed opening it and it looks nice on the bench. Whatever you need to tell yourself. You bought an eyebrow stencil. Yeah, and it's fantastic. Whatever you need to tell yourself. I've also bought a rug. What else have I bought?

I've bought a lot of stuff that I don't need and I want some ideas. I want people to call. I'll wait 100 dials at M. What's your lockdown purchase that you've made over the last couple of months? Yeah, what's the best or weirdest thing that you've ordered while being in lockdown? I looked into buying some laser tag equipment.

Oh yeah? Yeah, I love laser tag. Yeah? How's that going for you? You know, it's a little bit expensive. It'll just be you versus your partner running around the backyard. Yeah, fun. Actually, we don't have a backyard. Put the target on the dog. We could do Mr and Mrs Smith inside the house style.

That's hot. Share your purchases with us. We're talking about lockdown purchases that you're making probably just to lift your spirits. Just to feel something again. Within that two-song break, I've already purchased something that someone made a suggestion about on the text machine. What is it?

I just purchased a TENS Nex Relaxer with heat therapy unit. Oh, we've got one of those. Those are great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I've got horrific neck pain, had it for a long time, and someone on the text machine just suggested it.

Did you get it from farmers? No, it's from Healthy Living Solutions. Oh yeah, how much did you pay? How much did you pay? How much did you pay? How much did you pay? $90. $90?

Oh, okay, sweet. $89.99. It's good. It really drills into your neck. It's good. It's motorised. Okay. I'm pumped for it.

We've got to be on commission for the Tens Neck Relaxing Massage Company. We need to get a discount code. We should be the faces for it. If you're enjoying this break, swipe up to buy a Tens Neck Massager. Let's give some of these away right now on 0800. Let's hear some purchases. Marnie's here. Kia ora, Marnie.

Hi, Marnie. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. Marnie, what did you buy that pretty much lockdown made you buy? Lockdown made me buy pineapple-shaped pina colada glasses. Oh, yes. Yeah, they're gorgeous. How much did you drop on those glasses?

Well, they were 50% off. Good old Briscoes, so they were only $25. Yeah, you know, if you can't go to the resort, bring the resort to you, right? You know what, Marnie? You would have been wasting money if you didn't buy those. Yeah, you had to have them. I would have paid them at 100% price. Okay, good. Very good purchase.

Let's talk to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, good. Very good purchase. Let's talk to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hey. I heard your husband's been making some lockdown purchases. Yeah, he has. Yep. We're having a Mexican fiesta at the end of October

to celebrate catching up with friends again, and he decided he'd buy the hottest corn chip in the world. I've seen that. Yeah, right. It comes like in a tinfoil wrap thing, right? Yeah, it's just one single corn chip for a hefty price of over $100. Shut the front door.

He says it's all right because it was on sale. It was down from about $150. Are you? $100 for one corn chip. Amanda, when he told you this, did a little part of you just rage inside? Were you just like, are you serious?

I think it's more, it'll be a way to kill the party, I think. Yeah, right, because it's going to be all about him. You know what? He spent the money. You need to make sure he stays there and finishes the whole corn chip. It comes with a huge warning on the back. Yeah, I've seen them.

It'll be very interesting. You'll need to replace your toilet after this. Finally, Sam's here. Sam, what did lockdown make your wife buy? So my wife is kind of into crystals, which I think are just rocks. You've got to charge them, though, Sam. And then once you charge them up, My wife is kind of into crystals, which I think are just rocks. Yep. You've got to charge them, though, Sam.

And then once you charge them up, then they're crystals. Yeah, under a full moon or something. That's how they get their power. Yeah. So she quite likes them. I hate them around the house because I think they're just paperweights. But anyway, she found this small rock. It's about two mils wide by about three mils wide, and it's green,

and it's called Moldavite and it weighs about 2.9 grams. That's a very special rock. $190? Not that special. She doesn't work. Okay.

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, look at this pragmatically, okay? What are the special powers that this rock has? It makes her fingers tingle. You know what else it has as a special power? It has the power to really tick you off. Yep.

Every time. This tiny little green rock can turn anyone's husband red. I'm not even allowed to touch it. Yeah, that's because you don't believe in the crystals, Sam. That's why. Yeah, probably. I mean, I can't tell if he's annoyed or not. Was he annoyed?

I think he's pretending. I think he loves it. Yeah, I think he loves it, really. Careful what you upload to TikTok because it could cost you your job. Yeah, it cost me my job as a glamour model. Did it? Yeah. Those foot packs? Because I posted the

real me on TikTok and then next minute lost all my contracts. You were a foot model, weren't you? And then you showed your real feet unphotoshopped. Have you seen my feet? The last thing. I'm more likely to be an actual model than a foot model. Yeah, that's how you lost the gig, right?

Isn't it? Not good. Anyway, this one wasn't you. This is someone who works at McDonald's, not here in New Zealand. You will have probably seen this TikTok. If you're on TikTok, everyone has seen this one. It's the person who gets revenge on a customer

who's rude to them by putting the sweet and sour McNugget sauce on top of a frappe. They ordered a caramel frappe. They pour sweet and sour McNugget sauce on top of a frappe. They ordered a caramel frappe. They pour sweet and sour sauce on it. It looks incredibly like caramel sauce. Looks very similar. Unless you gave it a sniff, you wouldn't know until you sucked up some sweet and sour sauce.

The video has had 62 million views on TikTok. I bet they didn't think it would go that viral. One of those 62 million views was the person's boss and they have lost their job. Oh, come on, man. Grow a sense of humour. Grow a sense of humour. No one got hurt.

No one got hurt. Oh, look, I agree. I think it's great revenge because it's fairly innocuous, right? Someone's rude to you, you get some sweet and sour sauce in your mouth and you least expect it. I'm not going to say it was the right thing to do, but I mean, if they were rude. Good revenge, bad video.

Don't put it on TikTok. No, why would you do that? Why would you put it on the internet? Well, I get why you'd put it on the internet. You've got 62 million views, but now you don't have a job. Yeah, but they've probably made more money out of that 62 million views TikTok. Do you? Can you make money out of TikTok views?

Absolutely. Really? Yeah. How does it convert to money? Well, I think it's once you get past a certain number of followers and then you have to sign up to this thing and they pay you for a certain amount of views. Oh, right. Well, if you don't make decent money for 62 million views,

then what's the point? But that person probably hadn't signed up for that thing on TikTok before they did that video. The video's probably been ripped and shared by Ladbible by now. It's really out of their hands. Anyway, just some tips for you if you're looking to get some revenge at work this afternoon. Go for gold.

Just don't put it on the internet. Yeah, not a good place for it. Brian Clint. Coming up very shortly, and Yeah, not a good place for it. Brie and Clint. Coming up very shortly, and it's worth a lot of money today. You just have to beat the evil Brie Thomasel. Don't call me evil. I'm trying to give you like a... It's my one thing I'm good at.

I'm trying to give you like a dark and ominous persona. You have to slay the evil overlord Brie Thomasel. Okay, wait. Let me give you an evil laugh. Hold on. Should I give you a witch laugh or like a decent one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing standing between you and $1,300 is this.

Yeah, see what I'm talking about? Now you're scared, right? The activator's coming up in a couple of minutes. Before then, a mum in the States has made the news for charging her seven-year-old rent. Oh, here we go. Another one of these stories. She has decided that the seven-year-old's got it too easy

and it's time to start paying your way. Start pulling your weight, kid. I guess it is like I get what these parents are doing. It's about teaching kids responsibility and getting them into the mode early but also, what about childhood? Yeah, exactly right. Let me let her

explain and see if you agree with this tactic. I have a seven year old. He has a daily task list that he must complete on a daily basis. Should he complete everything on his task list, he gets a dollar per day. At the end of the month, he realizes that he has bills to pay. He pays those bills to me. He has his rent, he has

electricity for his room, and he also has his internet for his iPad. Throughout the month, he has two buckets, fund money and his bill money. It is up to his responsibility to categorize his money and where he's going to put it into those buckets before the end of the month. I don't do anything with his money but put it right back into his savings account. Yeah, right. So... What device was that noise in the

background? That was recorded on a potato. Sounded like she was getting money from her son to fuel her addiction. She's put all the costs on him that she can. She's like, well, you've got to pay for internet for your iPad. He's like, okay, I need that for my homework, but cool. You need to pay for electricity for your room.

He's like, oh, sorry that I need a light in my bedroom. He's getting free food. True, she didn't charge him for the groceries. I'm surprised she didn't charge him for the groceries. Maybe he has to eat out. Maybe he has to, maybe. Maybe he has to. Maybe she doesn't supply groceries. She's like, you need to buy your own food.

You need to buy your own food, cook your own food. Be careful with the elements because you are seven. Either way, it's a seven-year-old. I just think that, you know. I mean, if he was 17, then charge him at least double that. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. In fact, kick him out.

Brie and Clint. Casual, run-of-the-mill game of What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?

Nothing to see here, everybody. Just a record amount of prize money up for grabs. $1,300 cash for you, Matt, if you can beat Brie. Hi. G'day, Matt. How you doing? Hi. Good.

How are you doing? A little nervous. The girl on the phone before was trying to talk me out. Now I'm thinking. Yeah, right. G'day, Matt. How you doing? Hi. Good. How are you doing? A little nervous. The girl on the phone before was trying to talk me out, but now I'm taking it. Yeah, right. Okay. All right. Matt, have you played in the car before?

In the car? Well, this game. Yeah, like listening. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's these movies that I get, but then sort of like a game show mentality, I'm under pressure. Once you get on the spot, it's a whole different ballgame. We get it. Trust me. I feel the pressure too, Matt. Don't worry. Let's make this as soon as you let me cancel your mentality, I'm under pressure. Once you get on the spot, it's a whole different ballgame. We get it.

Trust me, I feel the pressure too, Matt. Don't worry. Let's make this as good as possible. You're not on speakerphone right now. I need a nice clear line out of you. I'm all parked up so I can hear you nice and clear. Good man. All right, your buzzers are your names.

Once I reveal the theme, I will be beginning straight away. First to two correct movies will win the game. If you buzz it and you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Cool. Good luck, everybody. The theme this week to celebrate a record amount of money

up for grabs in What's the Plot? I'll just remind everybody that's $1,300 cash. We're doing billion dollar box office hits. Okay. Big movies. You should know these. box office hits. Okay. Big movies. You should know these. Here we go. Movie number one. Grossing $1.34 billion, our hero

returns home to his nation after the death of his father to take the throne. Matt. Is it Black Panther? Black Panther. Is correct. Oh, no. We're back here.

Ooh. Ooh. I'm worried. Movie number two. Grossing $2.85 billion on a lush alien world live a native tribe. I said my name. Can I answer? You did.

I'm just looking at Brie who looks like... I know what it is. I should have known that. I thought you... Matt, we don't know yet. Matt, what's the answer to that movie? What movie is that? Thinking on the numbers, it's got to be Avatar.

It's got to be. Do you think it's Avatar? Yeah, that's what I would have said. Were you going it's Avatar? Yeah, that's what I would have said. Were you going to buzz in with Avatar? That's what I would have said. Could it be anything other than Avatar? Nah. I think he's done it.

If he's done it, he's pantsed you. Yeah, he's absolutely slaughtered me. Matt, the correct answer is... Avatar. Well done, Matthew. He's done it, everybody. Matt absolutely killed it. Congratulations, man. That's

so good. I'll tell you how I knew this one. We were arguing over the top of this in film because it was re-released to be put back on top. Yeah because it was re-released to be put back on top after... Yeah, it got re-released overseas. Yeah. Yeah. It's controversial.

Matt, that took 26 weeks for somebody to beat Bree in this game. I don't think she's lost this year. So congratulations. You are the rightful What's the Plot champion and you take home $1,300 cash. A very worthy opponent, Matt, and I appreciate your gameplay and you enjoy that $1,300 cash. A very worthy opponent Matt and I appreciate your game play and you enjoy that $1,300. Well deserved.

Thank you so much. No worries. We'll play What's the Plot next week for $50 cash. What is it? I don't know how to feel. No, it had to go at some point. It had to go at some point and I think Matt is a deserving winner. Absolutely he was. He was amazing and I'm so stoked. It had to go at some point and I think Matt is a deserving winner.

Absolutely he was. He was amazing and I'm so stoked for him and I'm a little bit relieved. I'm not going to lie. Bree and Clint. Are you friends with your ex's new partner? Ooh. Do you think they're, you know, a good catch for your ex? Me personally? Yeah.

No. You're not? I'm not not friends with them, but I don't have Me personally? Yeah. No. You're not? I'm not not friends with them, but I don't have a relationship with them. Right. Are you still friends with your exes though? Well, not not friends, but I don't have a relationship with them. Is that your answer for everything? No, but it's the truth, I think.

This shit makes me so uncomfortable. Are you friends with any of your ex's new partners? I think there was a couple that I was friends with them. Yeah, and then they got with your ex. And then I wasn't friends with them. There's a big celebrity who has spoken on Dax Shepard's podcast called Armchair Expert about how she is obsessed with her ex-husband's new wife. So Drew Barrymore, who I love, such a great humour being,

has spoken out about how she loves her ex-husband, Will Copeland's new wife, Alexandra Mishler, who works for Vogue, works for Vogue Fashion. And she says she's the most amazing woman, just incredible. She doesn't try and be her best friend, but she's just obsessed with her. She goes, I just feel like I won the lottery with her, like I really did. I feel like I'm lucky that there's this new beautiful soul that came into our lives. Wow, that's very mature.

And that's very nice as well. You said it before, it's refreshing to hear. It is really. And I wouldn't expect anything less than that from Drew Barrymore. Yeah, yeah. But you wouldn't begrudge her if she went, oh, I hate that bitch. Well, I mean, it probably depends how her and her husband broke up.

Definitely. And I think it depends what relationship you need to keep with your ex too. Like to her and her ex-husband, do they share children? Yes, they've got a couple of kids. Then you've got to be on good terms with the new partner. Yeah. You know, you can't have any sort of bad blood in there because it's going to flow through to the kids.

Yeah, and then it makes it awkward because you, you know, you don't get to spend as much time with the kids. If you're all friends and you can all be at a Christmas thing together. That's exactly right. That's ideal. Or at the kid's birthday together. But look, I do understand how a lot of the time it is not like that. You're right.

If it was bad breakup circumstances. Like if your partner left you for somebody and that's the person they're with, I find it very hard to think that. I think that case, I'd be very surprised if you became friends. But maybe. But maybe they didn't know. So then you forgave them because it's technically not their fault. Maybe you got to a place where you're like,

well, you took them off my hands. Maybe you became best friends from it and then the only person not left in the whole scene is the person that you both dated. Your friendship endured and their relationship failed. Yeah. Right. You kicked them to the curb and then became best friends. I've heard that story quite a lot of the times where I've heard friends

of mine where they were both dating the same guy and they didn't realise it and then they found out that he had multiple women on the go and then they connected through that and they became really good friends and ditched the guy. Like that movie The Other Woman. Pretty similar to

that, yeah. I feel like that happens quite often. People bond over exes as well if you share an ex. It's like shared trauma. You go, oh my God, did he do this when he was with you? You're like, yes, oh my God. Did he do this when he was with you? Yeah. Let's be best friends. He's doing all the same things still. Let's take some

calls from people, the mature breed of people who can do it, like Drew Barrymore, and be friends with their ex's new partner. Yeah, I want to know, do you think, like, you look at the new partner and you're like, yeah, I rate that person. You've done a good job. You've done a very good job.

You may have replaced me, but I approve the upgrade. Do you reckon we'll get anyone? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it'd be refreshing this afternoon. If that's you, if you really like your ex-partner's new partner, call us 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Yeah, what's your secret to being a bigger person?

Bree and Clint. Keen for some refreshing calls this afternoon. We're talking about Drew Barrymore who spoke on a podcast about how she loves her ex-husband's new wife. Yeah, she's not just fine with her. She's like, she's the best. Yeah, she like sings her praises, says she's a great second mum to their kids. She's like, I couldn't have asked for anyone better.

Yeah, yeah. Dream situation of your sharing kids. If that person's going to be spending time with your children, that's the dream situation you think they're a great person. And it's really refreshing to see on the text machine a lot of people with that story who are saying that their ex's new partner are great um step parents to their kids so they're really really happy with that where are the people at who don't have kids and yet have still made a relationship with their ex's new partner because what shared like what common ground do you have is there a relationship with their ex's new partner. Because what shared, like what common ground do you have?

Is there a dog? Do you have shared custody of a dog? Is that why you have to be in each other's lives? I'll be so keen to know. Let's find out. We'll go to Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hi. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Are you friends with an ex-partner's new partner? I sure am. My eldest son's father, we were together for about eight years, and then we split up just before I had my son. He's now 12.

And his new partner, well, they're actually now fiancé. Oh, good. Yeah. Okay, are you going to the wedding? Well, they're in Canada, so at the moment that's not possible. They've had to postpone it. Right. But they do want my son to be his best man, which I think is super cute.

But they actually split up for a while and I liked her so much that I told him that he needed to go and sort it out because she was amazing and now they're engaged. That's so cute, Kate. Look at you. Yeah, it's amazing. And then also I had them over for Christmas

as I say they're in Canada so they actually came back and stayed with us one Christmas. And my ex wanted to do something nice for me and was going to get me some vouchers to do some stuff around the house. And she said, why don't we redo her back deck for her? So, like, I burst into tears because I just couldn't believe they were doing it. They actually built me a new deck. Are you kidding?

Okay, that's unbelievable. Yeah, you lucked out big time, Kate. That's the jackpot. Big time. They built you a deck. Good luck competing with that one, Sarah. Hi. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What's the situation in your life? So I was with my ex for like just over a year, like a year and a half. Um, and he just like abruptly ended it like out of nowhere and I was real confused. Um, but then it turns out that he was gay. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Um, and now I'm best friends with him and his current partner. Yeah. Um, and it's amazing. He had the ultimate, it's not you, it's me situation. That's really cute. Oh, totally. Yeah.

And you know what, Sarah? I will say it takes quite a big person like yourself to put your stuff aside and realise, you know, that he was obviously struggling with something really big. But to do that, it makes you such a lovely person. So good for you. That's awesome. Oh, no. It is, it makes you such a lovely person. So good for you. That's awesome. Oh, no.

It is what it is, and he's happy, so that's all I can ask, really. Also, new friends to go shopping with. I know. You got two instant gay BFFs. How good. I know. It's amazing. Okay, cool.

Wait there. We're going to talk to Nicola. Hi. Hi, Nicola. Hi. How's it going? Good, thanks. Who there. We're going to talk to Nicola. Hi. Hi, Nicola. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who are your friends with?

So my ex is dating my sister. Wait. Pardon? Wait. And you're still sisters? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was really, really, really strange at the start.

Yes. But now they're, yeah. How did it happen? How did he end up with your sister? And how long were you guys together before whatever happened? Well, I've been married now for 10 years. So I was with him for about six or eight months before I met my husband. Yeah.

And he knew my sister. Yeah. They were friends before I met them. And then they met up on, matched up on Tinder for a laugh, caught up for a laugh. And yeah, never meant to get us a bad idea. So he knew both of you. He just had the wrong sister.

Yeah, apparently. But you and him only dated for six to eight months. Yeah. So it was only just a little thing. If you had said to me, you know, we dated for 10 years, we were married and then my sister, I would have been like, wait a minute. But you know we've done this before and that happens.

I know. We've done this topic, Nicola, and we've had people who have had, like, three siblings from the same family, they've been in relationships with all of these people, you know? Well, I'm very lucky because he's a really good guy, you know, he gets on with my husband and it's all good now. Yeah, question. I know, it might be too personal.

Do you and your sister ever have a conversation where you're like, you know? Oh, come on. Do you? Because technically, like I'm trying to think if me and my sister can have that conversation. We can't. Oh, we can't. Like, you know, I've been with my husband now for 10 years and that's, you know, way in the past. I can't even remember what I did yesterday, let alone 10 years ago.

Okay. That's fair enough, Nicola. Me too. Imagine having that conversation with your sister where you're like, you know. He does this thing and Nicola's like, I know. Oh, my God, I remember that thing. Oh, my God. Thanks, Nicola.

You're awesome. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. Oh, my God. Nice. Thanks, Nicola. You're awesome. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger time.

We take three people's birthdays, and we find out what was the number one song on their 16th. Then we'll play our favorite one. Michaela's here. Kia ora, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hiya. How are you going?

Good. How's your week been? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. I complain.ela's here. Kia ora, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hiya, how you going? Good. How's your week been? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Can't complain. That's good. Let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? 27th of November, 1995. Alright, Michaela, you were 16 in 2011 on the

27th of November. And on that day, this was number one. Bang up. Huge, huge. Massive. Calvin Harris' biggest song of all time. In a bit of re-re, the richest female artist of all time. Do you like it, Michaela?

Yeah, yeah. No, it's not bad. Michaela's like, oh, well, maybe the rat. Maybe the rat. Just one of the biggest pop songs of the last decade.

It's all right. No, fair enough, Michaela. We want to hear what you really think. Let's do one for Sylvanas. Hi, Sylvanas. Hi, Sylvanas. How's it going, guys?

Good. Cool name, Sylvanas. Is that Greek? Yes, it is, actually. My auntie. Named after my grand, it is, actually. My auntie. Yeah, I was named after my granddad. Oh, nice. Was he from Greece?

No, just for a family friend. He picked up the name. Oh, cool. My auntie's name's Sylvana, who's very Greek, so I assumed. Oh, nice. Yeah, that's so cool. All right, Sylvanas, what's your birthday? 14th of July, 1990.

All right, you were 16 in 2006. And on the 14th of July, this was number one. Ooh, there's a banger right there. There's a banger, Sylvanas. I love this song. Yeah, saying it was a good song. Love it. Brings back good memories of your party days.

Does it, Sylvanas? It does indeed. I can see you doing a little strip tease on the little chair to this Pussycat Dolls song. Love it. It brings back good memories of the party days. Does it, Silvana? It does indeed. I can see you doing a little strip tease on the little chair to this Pussycat Dolls song. Is anybody of you sitting on it backwards?

Oh. Wait for the Snoop Dogg but that's when he really hits his straps. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Annie.

Kia ora, Annie. Hi, Annie. Hi. How are you? Good, good. That's good. Annie, what's your birthday? 29th of April, 1990.

All right. You were 16 in 2006 also. But on the 29th of April, this was top of the chart. Because you had a bad day. You take it one down. You sing a sad song just to turn it around. Who's this? Daniel.

Daniel. Power. Daniel Pouter? Yeah, something like that. Daniel Pouter. Yeah, right. Wonder, I think. Don't pout about it. What do you reckon, Annie?

Is this bad day a good birthday banger? It's all right. Annie sounds the same as Michaela, which I think Annie's is more warranted. I think at least Michaela had a banger, eh? What would you choose, Annie, out of those? Probably the first one. First one, Rihanna.

Okay. We'll take that into consideration. Wait there. All three songs up for grabs. Daniel Pauter. Pauter. The Pussycat Dolls with Snoop Dogg or Calvin Harris with Rihanna. I'm going with my boy Sylvanas.

He was into it. I was into it. He was the only one who was into his birthday banger today, eh? That's my vote. It's a vibe. Okay, I reckon we do it. Sylvanas, congratulations. You just won birthday banger.

Woo-hoo! Yeah, awesome. Good job, guys. Put that on the resume, Sylvanas. Cool, lads. Here we go, guys. Bit of Pussycat Dolls for the birthday banger. Brian Clint, sit in.

What are you two ready for? Yeah, little mama, you look... Brian Clint. We've got some lottery news. Oh, don't. It's too soon. Yeah, is it too soon? I was so convinced I was winning that $18 million last night.

I mean, I didn't win either. Oh, no, I did win. Did you win? Wow. What do you think my lottery news is about? Yeah, well, how come it jackpotted to $20 million next week? Yeah, I won a bonus ticket. But still, I still won something.

No, I've got a story from the United States of a man who won a small fortune on lottery, but this story ends in tragedy. He lost the ticket? Worse. What are you thinking? What's worse than losing the ticket? He lost his balls. That is worse than losing the ticket.

He became a millionaire, but he lost his balls in a freak cycling accident. Do we have the news anchor update, Producer Ben, or do we grab that? I think we grab that. I've grabbed this because it's quite a crazy story, and I wanted you to hear the actual news update where they're talking about this guy that won the lottery. Okay. A Caseville man wins a club keynote jackpot but never gets a chance to cash the winning ticket. The body of

57-year-old Gregory Jarvis was found along a private beach. An autopsy confirms he drowned but police were concerned after they discovered he had a winning lottery ticket in his wallet. Terry, why didn't he cash the ticket? Well, he tried, Angie, but he didn't have a social security card that was in good shape. He applied for another, but before it arrived in the mail, he was found dead along that private beach. No! He won the lotto and then died.

And then, which is horrible, like horrific story, like so sad. And then all I could think about was that song from Alanis Morissette. Oh my god, it literally is that song. I just got chills. Oh. What the hell? Well, you know what? The only person who should really be pissed off is him and he won't be because he's dead.

Yeah, he probably doesn't really care at this point now. Can't take it with you, right? I wonder if his family are allowed to cash it. I hope so. I bloody hope so. Yeah, I wonder how that works. Or is it finders keepers? Losers weepers.

Bree and Clint. We here at the Bree and Clint Show are the leading media outlet for aviation-based news. That's why no piece of aviation news crosses our desk without getting reported on. Some people would think it's that podcast, Planes and Boats. Yeah, right.

You know, that real popular podcast. Planes and Boats. Planes and Boats. Who hosts that podcast? I'm not sure. It's a couple of people. Is it the guy from the Flight Centre ads? Yeah, it might be.

Yeah, right. Great podcast. You should give it a listen. But we're still winning over them. Doesn't have a scratch on us. A study has been conducted into which airline loses more bags. Have you ever lost a bag flying before? No, but my sister lost her bag when she flew to L.A. for her honeymoon.

Oh, stink buzz. Didn't have her bag for, I think, a week and a half. She would have had all her L.A. outfits picked out and ready to go. I mean, great if she used to go shopping when you lose your bag. Horrible time to lose it. But stressful. You don't want to spend your honeymoon having to buy new undies, do you? No.

We've lost a bag before. We got it back eventually, but it's that time in a different country without your toiletries and your undies, do you? No. We've lost a bag before. We got it back eventually, but it's that time in a different country without your toiletries and your undies. So now whenever we travel, I mean, if we ever travel again, we put two pairs of undies

each in our carry-on. You know? Just for safety. I lost a bag, but it was coming back to New Zealand one time. Oh, so you could go home. Nowhere near as bad.

Nowhere near as bad. Nah. Unless all your gifts are in it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Okay, I don't think you will have flown on any of these airlines. Okay.

But the statistics are shocking. The fifth most lost bags airline is Pakistan International Airlines. You ever flown on Pakistan? No, I haven't. Or PIA. 4.68% of bags that are put on that plane are lost, which means one in every four people, out of 100 people, four of them will lose their bags.

Yeah, not great. Not ideal. If a plane carries 300 people, 12 of them are going to lose their bags on that flight. That's a shit statistic. Yeah, that's not good, is it? Vuiling Airline loses 5%. Ryanair.

Have you flown on Ryanair before? No, but I know that airline. They're a bit, um, a bit, um. A bit what? Is Ryanair a bit stink? I don't know. But I've seen it in a lot of, um, because it's a UK airline. It's a budget, it's a budgie one, eh?

I feel like it's a budget airline. Well, you get what you pay for. Ryanair lose 6% of their bags. Oh, it's a budget airline. Well, you get what you pay for. Ryanair lose 6% of their bags. It's getting worse. Iberia lose 6.69% of their bags. Nice loss rate. And the worst airline in the world. I mean, not that we're going anywhere.

This is not the award you want to win. Royal Air Maroc, more commonly known as Ram Airlines. Yeah, Ram. Ram. Ram your bag in the wrong place and lose it. They Ram Airlines. Yeah, Ram. Ram. Ram your bag in the wrong place and lose it. They lose 9.7% of their bags. So at every 100 people on the plane, 10 of them are going to arrive without their bag at the destination.

But, I mean, the food on Ram Airlines is just so good, I just can't go past it. It is great food on Ram, isn't it? I just ram it down myself. I just can't get enough of it. RAM Air. We'll lose your bags, but we'll get you there. We'll RAM ya.

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