ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 30th September 2022

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, here we go. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast with Claudia and Ella. Hi. Just trying an extended version of the name. What's up? What's up? He, what's up? He, what's up?

Who's doing the most exciting thing this weekend? Who has the most exciting thing on? Claudia? I'm going to a dog meetup tomorrow for other dogs that look like my dog. So we're all going to have the same dog. Oh my gosh. Mine's a little bit special.

For dogs that look like your dog? Yep. What sort of dog is it? Japanese Spitz. How did you end up in a Japanese Spitz meetup? I'm in a Japanese Spitz Facebook group and someone put an event up and we were like,

we've got nothing to do in the morning. Let's go. That's niche. How are you going to make sure you know which dog is yours? Well, all of the other ones are white, and my one is black, so I think I might know. Right, okay. Mine's special, I told you.

Ella, what's the most exciting thing you're doing this weekend? That's fun. I think it might be Claudia's. Oh, what? No. I'm going to Resene, baby, and painting my room. Woo! You're painting your bedroom? Yeah.

The bedroom at your parents' house? Yeah, because mum let my sister draw over the walls and now there's a sheet in my room because I've taken that room and I'm sick of it. So I'm going to paint over the drawings and pick a nice green colour. That's pretty fun.

Woohoo! That is kind of fun. Bree, what's the most exciting thing you're doing this weekend? And if you don't have anything, make something up. Oh, nothing much. Yeah, nothing much, guys. I'm going base jumping. What's that?

Just jumping off a cliff. Yeah, you know. Just a casual couple of base jumps. You are known for that. What cliff? Oh, it's in Tauranga. Oh, I'm bareback horse riding in Tauranga this weekend on the beach, so I might see you there.

Are you? Oh, sweet. I think I actually land on that beach, so I might run into you. Oh, you can land on the back of my bareback. Yeah, nice. I'll land on your bareback. You can hop on my bareback. Yeah, yeah. See, if you're not doing anything good, just make it up.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! Something that isn't made up are these birthday bangers. Yes, if you've given us your birthday on our podcast family page, Brian Clint Podcast Family on Facebook, we could be about to do yours right now. Especially if your name is Taylor Harrison from San Jose, California.

Oh, well welcome along Taylor. You were born on the 22nd of September 1992, which means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday this would have been number one. Top five pink songs. Top three pink songs. Top three pink songs. Great song.

Wow, she's got a lot of songs. Top three. Yeah, I love this song. She's got a huge back headlong. She does. Most of her songs are top three but this one's. She does. Most of her songs are top three, but this one's actually top three. Most of her songs are top three. How does that work?

Sorry about it. Okay, let's do another one for Hannah Leah Percival from Blackall in Queensland. Where Bree's from? Oh, g'day, Hannah from Blackall. You were born on my birthday too, Buzzy G, on the 3rd of January 1995. So that means you were 16 in 2011. And, Hannah, here's your birthday banger. Baby, you're the firework.

Come on, let your go. Let's burn. Make them go. Katie Pezzle. Top three. Katy Perry song for me. Oh, yeah. Top five. Top five for sure

Yeah for sure Top six Oh top five Absolutely Top six Have you heard of That really good song Dark Horse

Love Dark Horse We had lyrics In that song though She eats your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer Is anyone watching That Jeffrey Dahmer show By the way

Have you I have been watching it It's so fucked up I want to It's scary I know it's fucked up Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Is anyone watching that Jeffrey Dahmer show, by the way? I have been watching it. It's so fucked up. I want to. It's scary. I know it's fucked up, but is it good? Like, I'll watch fucked up if it's really good, but is it good? It is good.

I think it'd be even too great. Definitely don't watch it with your wife, Clint. She would not appreciate it. Yeah, right. Okay. It's so gruesome and but it is it is really well done and and really well like put together but it is one of the most gruesome things I've ever watched I don't think I can finish it no it's not for me I'm out

one more international birthday banger for Chelsea MacDonald McGrewick geez that's a mouthful Chelsea MacDonald McGrewick geez you're a double mac MacDonald McGrewick oh she, that's a mouthful. Chelsea MacDonald McGrewick. Jeez, you're a double Mac. MacDonald McGrewick. Oh, she's a double Mac. She's a double Mac. She's a mega Mac. You can say she's a big Mac. Ella's tired.

Sorry. I can tell. She's from Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada. Oh, my God. Writing your name on an envelope would take so much work. Chelsea MacDonald McGrewick from Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada. Oh, I'm tired. That is a lot to take in.

But Chelsea, hey, you're here. Let's do your birthday banger. You were born on the 29th of July, 1993, which means you were 16 in 2009. And Chelsea MacDonald McGrewick, this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Banger. I like it. A lot of words in this song, too.

Banger. Top five, like I'd pay some for me. Top seven. Top two. I like, I like. I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a B. I think I'm going to vote for Katy Perry. I'm voting for Pink.

You're voting for Pink? Yeah. Brie? Oh. Yeah, I think I'm voting for Katy Perry too. Okay, Ella? It's personal. I'm going to go Boom Boom.

I'm really in the mood for it. That means that Katy, what did you vote for, Brady? Katie Perry. Katie Perry is the winner. Katie Perry. Have an excellent weekend, everybody. If you're going bareback like me, send me a photo. We love you.

See you on Monday. See you on Monday. Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin Like a house of cards One blow from caving in Do you ever feel Bree and Clint Bree and Clint

Trading versus lady Alrighty, Bree is joining us at four o'clock this afternoon. So we'll do Tradie vs. Lady Without here. Her right now. The score for the year, 86 to the Tradies, 72 to the Ladies. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling in from Palmerston North.

She's 37 years old and she is an audiobook fan. Oh, me too. Welcome to the show. It's Laura. Hi, Clint. Hi. What's the best audiobook you've listened to recently? Oh, well, I quite like the series by Tim Weaver.

It's a little bit nerdy, but it's a David Raker series, and he looks for missing people, so it's actually quite... So you like a nonfiction? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I just listened to the story, the story of the Nike founder. It's called Shoe Dog about the guy who invented Nike. Really good listen. Right, I'll put that on my list.

We're like Oprah up in here. This is like our book club, eh? Except it's audio book club. Okay, wait there. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from the Tron. He's 28 and he's seen all 42 seasons of Survivor. Welcome to the show, Nathan.

Kia ora, kia ora. What about Survivor New Zealand? Nah, no good. You've got to watch the American one. Oh, yeah. Are you watching Celebrity Treasure Island? That's got strong Survivor vibes. I am, actually.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Not bad. Good drama, eh? Good drama. Very good drama. Old Dame Susan. Yeah, old Dame Susie Devoy. How's she going?

She's doing all right, eh? She went to my high school. She's a great drummer? Yeah. Oh, lucky you. Not at the same time. She's much older than me. True, true.

Not much older. That was rude. Nathan, your buzzer is tradie. Laura, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers. Walks away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here's your first question.

Thank you. Justin Bieber's wife has done a podcast saying she did not steal Selena Gomez from Justin. What's Justin's wife's name? Freddie. Freddie. Nathan. Hailey Bieber. Well done.

You're up with your Bieber politics and your survivor. Yeah. Good man. He's cultured. He and your survivor. Yeah. Good man. He's cultured. He's well-versed. All right. Can you get a Kardashian question? Here comes question number two.

The Kardashians is back for its 751st season. Which sister leads the series with drama surrounding her cheating, basketball playing? Yes, Nathan. I'm going to go for Khloe. Sheesh. You are playing... Yes, Nathan. I'm going to go for Chloe. Sheesh. You are good at this, Nathan. Well done.

Thank you. You still with us, Laura? Yeah, clearly I listen to too many audiobooks. Yeah, right? You need to watch some trashy television once in a while. Okay, you're not out of it, Laura, okay? You are still in this. Question number three.

Let's move away from pop culture and into sport. Okay, you're not out of it, Laura, okay? You are still in this. Question number three. Let's move away from pop culture and into sport. Name one team competing in the NRL Grand Final this weekend. Lady. Laura. Well, I'm going to say the Roosters. That is not correct, unfortunately. It is an animal, though.

Nathan, you want to name one? Yeah, I'm going to go for the panthers. The panthers. Oh, unfortunately, that's correct, and you've just won the game. He was too good, Laura. He was too good at this. He was made to win this. Yeah.

Hey, you enjoy your audio books. And Nathan, yeah, you enjoy Survivor and the Kardashians and your $50 cash from KFC. Well done. Hey, thank you. Cheers. Brian Clint. I want to talk about animal invasions right now. There's a clip on the internet today.

It's just come out, which is very funny. It's a guy who's on a Zoom call. And during the Zoom call, a squirrel comes into his office. He's inside. He's in his house and a squirrel appears in the room. Now, what you're about to hear, the squirrel is not attacking him. The squirrel is just in the room. The squirrel's on one side. He's behind a desk, which is on the other side. But you'll definitely be able to pinpoint the moment that he sights the squirrel

mid-zoom call. So have a listen to this. He's on zoom, normal zoom. Chatting away. And then he spots the squirrel. Go! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! I've listened to that about 14 times today.

Every time. It gets me so good. He's got a baseball bat in his office. I'm guessing he reaches for the baseball bat. What does he think he's going to do? I missed the moment when he saw the squirrel. Oh, hang on. Wow. I know you were joking, but it's worth it.

Zoom in away. Zoom in away. Goes to zero from 100. Oh, squirrel. What? Bat ball. This might not be politically correct, but the bit where he goes into the lady register, you know when his voice transitions up into full petrified mode? It's too good. It's funny timing.

Last night we had, I mean, not the same, but we had an animal invasion in our house. Did you? Yeah. A squirrel? Yeah, what was it? No, no, no, not a squirrel. There's no squirrels in New Zealand.

We're just drifting off to sleep and one of our cats sleeps on our bed. Bowie sleeps on the bed. And cat owners will know this. You know that really gnarly noise they make when they're really cleaning their buttholes good? And they're like, they get right in there.

And they're really giving that butthole a good clean. That noise was going on for quite a while and then all of a sudden the pitch of it changed slightly and I heard from, it went from into and I was like, wait, that's different.

That's not butthole cleaning anymore. She has seen something. And so I sat up in bed and from our bedroom, you can see straight out the door into the lounge and there was a stranger's cat, a different cat. In your house?

In our lounge. What? It had come in through the cat door. I was going to say, how? Yeah, it came in through the cat door and it was just standing in the lounge and Bowie was not happy about it. So she jumps up. She runs into the lounge.

Ziggy, our other cat, runs in from the other side. They had it covered. They would have double teamed that cat if they needed to. But I went out there and I was like, get out of our house. Who do you think you are walking into our house? Do you know whose cat it is? I think it was the neighbour's cat. Did you scream like that guy

in the Zoom? Let me just check. Let me just check. So this is a clip of me last night when the cat comes into our house. Just drifting off to sleep. Talking in your sleep.

All of a sudden there's a cat in our house. Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! On Zoom as well. On Zoom. Oh, good.

I thought we could ask this afternoon, because I'm sure it's happened. What animal came into your house? Uninvited. It's not your pet. But it was in your house? Uninvited. It's not your pet. But it was in your house. Maybe you lived overseas for a bit. And a moose walked into your house.

I don't know. If you've got a story about an animal at home invasion. Bree's here. She's early. Hi, Bree. G'day, guys. Thanks for having me. We're talking about animal invasions when an animal has come into your house completely uninvited just for fun.

Let's play it again. The guy who's on a Zoom call is just enjoying a normal Zoom meeting. He's talking to his workmates. And then he spots a squirrel in his house. Get over here! Get over here! No! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! house. And he handles it. Obviously he kept very calm. Exactly. Yeah, he handles it really, really well.

Doesn't overreact. So we've asked you, I know $800 is in. Hey, look, Clint. Yeah. Well, doesn't overreact. So we've asked you, I know $800 at the end. Hey, look, Clint. Yeah? I was just going to say, as an Australian, does a snake count? Because we had a black-bellied snake come into our house once as kids and it was the most terrifying experience I've ever had. Let me check.

Does a snake count? Yes. If a snake came into my house, I would poo my pants. I would just absolutely drop sack if a snake came into my house, I would poo my pants. I would just absolutely drop sack if a snake came into the house. Let's get some callers on. Joy's here. Hi, Joy.

Hi. What's the animal that came into your house? So it was a cat. Nothing as exciting as a snake, but it was a cat. Yeah. So the funny part about it was I've been complaining to my husband that I was getting bitten by fleas and we didn't have any animals and we couldn't work out what was going on until one night I woke up at 2am

to find a cat on the bed to my legs when I couldn't move my legs. Was it sleeping on your bed? Yeah, it was sleeping on my bed beside me and I'm like nudging my husband going, oh there's a cat on our bed. We don't have a cat.

So of course when we woke up the cat got terrified and took off and was trying to get out our bedroom window which is obviously how it came in and got tangled in the curtains. No!

Oh! That's pretty cute though. Where the flea bites came from. Did you end up adopting that cat? It was obviously very comfortable around you. Never saw it again. Had never seen it before and never saw it again.

It was obviously sleeping on our bed during the day while we were at work. Oh, but Joy, that cat had seen you before. They're smart animals, obviously. It'd been running rampant in your house, driving up the water bill, doing all sorts. That cat had probably seen you naked and you didn't even realise. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah.

Hey, how are you? Good. Hi, Sarah. What, how are you? Good. Hi, Sarah. What's the animal that invaded your house, Sarah? We had an owl, but I think it was a moor pork. It was a small owl, but it was, yeah, really random. A moor pork. Yeah.

Cute. Where did you find it? It just flew in the door. We live next to a reserve and it just, yeah, it just flew in and I saw the shadow and thought, that's a bit strange, and, yeah, it was a mothball. How did you get it out? Well, after a bit of chasing around, like, it flew down the hallway,

went into my daughter's room, came back, landed on the clock on the wall, and then it sadly hit the window, and we managed to grab it with a towel, but it was really cool. I've never seen one that close before. Yeah, I like that it landed on the clock. That's the place where it's meant to be. Someone texted them. They said, I had a cow walk into my house.

They've offered no explanation with that text message. They just said, I had a cow walk into my house. Were you living in the country? Maybe somewhere in the South Island. Were you farming? Could have been in the Waikato. What's the deal? Where did the cow come from?

We need some context. Joanne's here, though. Hi, Joanne. What about this? Hi, Joanne. So, yes, we were on a farm as well, and the partner was moving the rams, and one of the rams, when they went past our house, our gate wasn't closed. So one of the rams took off down our driveway and then come up to the house,

and then, so you're not supposed to scare them because they're adult rams. They're a charger. Otherwise, they'll charge you. Or they'll charge whatever's there. So I stood back and watched what it did for a little bit. And then he just went up to the front door and then smashed through the door. So I ran around the house to open up all the other doors. Yeah.

So I wouldn't smash them. And he made his way through the house and then back out the other doors so I wouldn't smash them. And he made his way through the house and then back out the door. Oh, my God. Wow. He had to ram his way through one of your doors inside your house. Yes. Wait. Wait a second, Joanna.

Are you telling me a ram ram raided your house? Yes, he did. And he ramaged through everything. Wow, you had a real ram raid. Of course he did. And he rummaged through everything. Wow, you had a real ram raid. Of course he did. He did. Legit. Those teenagers who are stealing Mazda Demios,

they need to go old school. They need to go to a farm and get themselves some rams. I mean, not that we're encouraging ram raids here on the Brian Clint Show. No. No. Brian Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Dean, the latest episode of The Kardashians reveals that Tristan Thompson actually proposed to Khloe Kardashian. Yes, these are the words out of the horse's mouth. Khloe has seen Teller talking to Kim about it,

and she said that during their relationship, he proposed to her and that she said no. And the reason she said no, and she explained this to him at the time was because she said, I wouldn't be able to tell my family about it. And if I feel like, because of everything that had happened, obviously,

if I feel like I can't celebrate this and tell my family, this is not the right time for this. There's actually other rumours in Hollywood, a lot of rumours that they actually were engaged at some point. In fact, there's rumours that they were engaged around December 2021 when she found out about one of the cheating moments. So I don't know. She says that she never said yes,

but there's a lot of rumours in LA that she did. That's the gossip. Dean, I actually remember when those stories and the rumours were flying around that she had been engaged to Tristan. I'm so glad, to be honest, that she didn't go through with getting married to him because she's already been through enough. Like some of the relationships she's had to deal with, she needs to cut ties with that guy in terms of her relationship since ASAP.

Yeah. Yeah, good on her. That's on that latest episode of The Kardashians. If you want to catch up on it, it dropped last night. Bree and Clint. I hope the song's super cut, but I'm just, you know, I'm just guessing. Hey, right now I want to talk about this American woman. She's going viral online because she's posted a TikTok

where she's talked about how her boyfriend and her have mutually prepared and planned to break up weeks ahead of the actual final split. Wait, it's an agreed breakup? Yeah, so let me give you the details. Apparently, they had planned to break up in two weeks and as a part of the preparation for the separation, the couple went on a beautiful breakup getaway, they called it.

Oh my God, that is so weird. That is bizarre to me. It's strange, isn't it? It's so strange. So this is what she wrote on the TikTok. She said, we cuddled in this spot for hours, reminiscing. We talked about all our fears, our plans for healing and what we hope for our futures. It was heartbreaking and healing all at once. I mean, it's kind of beautiful, but at the same time, like if you have that much love and respect for each other, why don't you stay together?

Like it sounds like you are the same level of maturity. You have a mutual love and respect for each other. Those are the makings of a fantastic relationship. Why are you breaking up? Well, that's true because I looked into why they decided to go their separate ways and apparently it was because of opposing life commitments uh okay he's got a job overseas or she's got a she's got a great career opportunity or something like that that's very very a very grown-up way to break up and it's not something I've ever achieved in a breakup.

I'd like to know from you, Clint, I was just about to ask you, have you ever had like a very amicable mutual breakup where it was literally no drama at all? No, no, every breakup has involved drama. I think the last breakup I had, like there was drama leading up to the breakup and then I think after that we both realised that the relationship needed to end and so we just, you know, went our separate ways.

But there was like a house to divvy up and things like that. But we got through it. But it was messy. I wouldn't have been able to go on a date with that person and hug them and talk about plans for the future. It's too raw at that stage. It's too, you know, you're grieving.

Yeah, I always look at people, because I've had friends that have kind of done this, not planned the breakup, but like a super easy, amicable breakup. And I'm always like, wait a minute, like what's going on here? Like is it just you both wanted to get out at the exact same time and your paths aligned at the right moment? Because like it's just a real weird concept to me. You both decide, okay, we're going to spend Christmas together

so we can exchange gifts and see each other's family one last time and then on Boxing Day we break up because you're going to Rutherford Vines and I'm going to Rhythm and Alps and I want to see what's out there for me. I want to go to see what's on my horizons in the future. And they go, yeah, me too, actually. Let's break up. Yeah, let's do it.

Let's have a party, actually. Let's throw a party and we'll invite all of our friends and let them know and then they have to pick a side because we actually secretly hate each other. Planning a breakup and and doing it mutually like this you think it will ever catch on brie um like i like the concept that it's a you know a nice situation but i just don't think it's really in human nature no it's breakups are too irrational and too emotional. It'll never work. Yep. I agree. Bree and Clint. This is an interesting psychological life hack, Bree, which claims to be able to tell you if somebody hates you,

essentially, or at least whether they like or dislike you. Oh, I'm so interested in this. And is it something about reading their body language? I feel like it is. Nah, it's a very direct question that if they like you, we'll have an obvious answer. And if they dislike you, there's a way that they respond to this thing.

So this guy, it doesn't look like he has any sort of psychological credentials, but he makes a lot of TikToks about psychological hacks for mastering self-awareness. His name's Ostie J. I'm going to play you this hack and you can tell me, Brie, whether you think it's good. I actually think it is. I think that if you did this to somebody, it would work. So here's the hack. Check it out. This technique is called startling the snakes. Say something to them

that can be perceived as either superficially polite or subtly insulting. Hey, nice outfit. A friend will take this as simply a superficial compliment. Thanks, I love this shirt. A secret enemy will interpret this negatively and lash out. What do you mean nice outfit? Look at how you're dressed. Any strong negative response will open you up to what's boiling right under their surface and make you aware.

Oh. Oh. Saucy. So you just have to say to them neutrally without any major inflection or anything. You just got to go, hey, nice outfit. And if they're chill with you, they'll go, oh, yeah, thank you. I really appreciate that. And even if they don't arc up and get really angry, they might go, um, thanks.

And that lets you know that they don't like you or at least they think that you don't like them right yeah that's so interesting i'm now thinking back to all the times that i've complimented someone's outfit and they've given me that reaction i'm like oh my god they hate me they hate me yeah absolutely right i just meant to say before we leave as well brie nice outfit oh you too. I love your outfit as well. Oh, that was good for me. She either likes me or she's really good at acting. Hey, Clint, did you hear about the massive security breach

one of the phone companies in Aussie had recently? I saw a few TikToks about it. Optus? Was it the Optus password breach or something? Yeah, that's correct. My mum is an Optus customer and all of her stuff was hacked and all of these customers from Optus had all of this information about themselves shared.

Freaky. That is so scary, especially if they get hold of your browser history. I mean, wait, what? I mean, what? I was thinking more bank details. Yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, me too.

That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. Well, there's a company, a security experts company named NordPass who have done a bit of research on the list of common passwords that are most likely to be hacked. Okay, this is interesting. If anybody is using one of these, this could most likely to be hacked. Okay.

This is interesting. If anybody is using one of these, this could be quite scary to hear. Exactly, which I mean, when I tell you these, you're going to be quite shocked, but there is a lot of people still using these super common passwords. So apparently the most common password that people use that can be hacked is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Get out of here.

No one is using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 as a password. Are they? You know what's crazy? Because this study was done in Aussie and they said that over 300,000 people are still using that password. I'm surprised websites even accept that as a password. Sometimes I'll put together the most complicated word with capital letters and numbers,

and they'll be like, do you need to add a question mark? So how does 123456 get past the keeper? I don't know, eh? But apparently the second most common simple password that is used by people is, in fact, password. The word password. I know what people are doing.

They're people who struggle to remember their passwords, like all of us, and you have to change them so often. So what's your password? Password. I get it, but I can also get why that's very hackable. Yep. Some of the other most common basic passwords people are using were lizots, which I don't really get that one.

Can you explain that to me? Lizots. Can I don't really get that one. Can you explain that to me? Lizots. Can I write it down? Hang on. L-I-Z-O-T-T-E-S. I got nothing for that. Yeah. Yeah, neither.

It must be some common thing that we don't know about. If you know, can you text us on 9696? That'd be great. There's probably some gag that we're not into, and every time we say Lizots, people are cracking up. But anyway, yeah, okay, Lizot's. What's the other ones? Is it QWERTY? Is that one of them? Yes, that is one of them. Spot on. QWERTY

is another super common basic password people are still using. ABC123 is another one. Princess apparently is a super common password. Yeah. Dragon, Charlie and and also 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 is another favourite of people's.

If people are going to panic, they did say a complex password and the best way to do it is have it at least 12 characters, a varied combination of upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols. It'll be such a secure password, Clint, that you will never be able to remember it. You can't even hack yourself. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie.

I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint, you've made my Friday again Friday-oke Bit of a laugh our weekly singing competition where

Bree and I go head to head singing a song, we spend 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer and we do the best we can. Brie selected the song this week. Brie, what's the song we're going to sing? Look, I thought we needed an easy one this week, so I thought, who is, you know, a good singer,

but not the most incredible, soulful, I mean, queen diva of all time, Aretha Franklin, Respect. And like I said before, the lack of respect from you in selecting this song and getting us to butcher it. But in saying that, I mean, you know, the fun is in the trying, I guess. So you ready for this? You ready to hear how you went singing Aretha Franklin?

Oh, geez. I don't think I'm ever ready to hear these back. And can I just say, this is a tribute to Aretha. Hopefully no disrespect, but I don't think it's going to turn out that way. What happens is we both play our Aretha Franklins. You can't vote until you've heard both. Once you have heard both, we're looking for five people to call through

and decide the winner. Is it Brie or is it me in Friday Oki this week? Because Brie selected the song, she'll go first. So here it comes. This is Brie doing Aretha Franklin for Friday O'Keefe. And all I'm asking is for a little respect when you get home. Hey, baby, when you get home, Mr. Just a little bit. I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone.

I ain't gonna do you wrong cause I don't wanna. All I'm asking is for a little respect when you get home. Baby, when you get home. Just a little bit. Yeah. Just a little bit. R-E-S-P-A-C-T.

Find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-A-C-T. Take care, G-C-B. Oh! Little respect. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. Let it respect. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. I have no words. I feel so embarrassed.

I think that could possibly be the worst one I've ever done ever on this segment. Soundgiver George has actually stuck around to hear these. George, what's your thoughts? I actually thought you had good rhythm and good, like, the vocal ability at the start not bad. Towards the end I was like oh, okay, hello. Oh, suck it to me, sucks me

right in the face. I don't want to laugh too hard though because mine's still to come. I know, I can't wait. Oh, my God. If that's what Bree sounded like, what does a white guy with a blocked nose sound like singing Aretha Franklin? It's not going to be better, is it?

Nasally? Let's just do it. I want to find out. Let's just do it. Let's rip the band-aid off. I feel like I'm about to do a bungee jump Here's my Aretha Franklin for Friday Oki You can vote after this

Who? What you want? Who? Baby I got it Who? What you need? Who? You know I got it

Who? All I'm asking Who? Is for a little respect when you get home Just a little bit Hey is for a little respect when you get home. Hey baby, when you get home, just a little bit, mister, just a little bit. I ain't going to do you wrong while you're gone. I ain't going to do you wrong because I don't want to. All I'm asking Is for a little respect When you get home Hey baby

When you get home Just a little bit Uh huh Just a little bit R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care

T-C-P Whoa! Little respect Whoa yeah Little respect Take care TCP Wow Let her reach back Let her reach back Oh well pretty good I thought Pretty good I'll clap that one I'm going to clap it

That's not bad Why was it so flat? I mean it was flat But you know Better than what I produce. Georgia, what did you think? I'm not going to lie, it's the bit where you're like you all of a sudden kind of go high

and then you're like, oh, yes, please. I was like, whoa. Okay, alright. We need five votes on 800 tiles in him right now to pick the best Aretha Franklin in our Friday Oki competition. If you've got good feedback for us, you could score yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon as well.

But let's get him in. Let's figure it out. It's either Bree or me. It's got to be one of us, right, Bree? Well, I mean, that's the thing. It's the lesser of two evils. Who are you going to pick? Bree and Clint.

Time for the results of Friday Oaky. Friday Oaky. Our weekly singing competition where this week we took on Aretha Franklin. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but I want me to be. Brie sounded like this. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but I want me to be. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. No, no, no. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. No, no, no.

Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. No. Am I done like this? R-E-S-P-E-C-T. I don't want a Mizumi. Wow. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. Why do we do this?

Saki Bralla is in the booth. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hi, Ella. It's the backup vocals for me, both of you. Suck it to me, suck it to me. Oh, God. I reckon our BVs are actually worse.

Like, they did more damage than good this week. More comedy element, for sure. Someone's texting Brie, and they said, Every Friday, my toddler sits chattering away in the car until Friday-oke comes on, and then he's stunned into traumatised silence. We do apologise. We will pay for his therapy when he's older.

We have five callers standing by to pick the winner of Fridayoke this week. We're going to start with Alana. Kia ora, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi. Who do you think did the better song this week? Was it Brie or was it me, Clint? Well, Brie did really great, but I think Clint got my vote because he's a...

Oh, sorry. No, that's okay. He just did really good in general. Okay, hey, I really appreciate that, Alana. Thank you very much. Fair enough, Alana. That's very kind of you. I think you made the right decision. Have an excellent

weekend. James is here. G'day, James. Hi, James. Give it to us straight, mate. We can handle it. What's your thoughts on Friday Oki? Mate, I've got to put it as blunt as possible. Yeah. Bree, you sounded constipated. You sounded the opposite.

Yeah. Mate, I'm an Aussie, so I've got to stick with Bree. Love you guys. Yes. But, mate, I'm an Aussie, so I've got to stick with Brie. Love you guys. Yes, James! Wait, I sounded the opposite of constipated. I sounded like I had diarrhea while I was singing. Spitty bum. You sounded very relaxed when you were singing. Brie sounded quite calm.

All right, the Aussies are sticking together. Thank you, James. I appreciate that. Cheers, James. Have a great weekend. Let's go live to Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Kelsey, yeah, James. I appreciate that. Cheers, James. Have a great weekend. Let's go live to Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Kelsey, yeah, hi. Hi, Kelsey.

What do you think? What's your thoughts on Fridayoke? Oh, mate. Trauma-inducing is probably the words for it. Bring the hell. Oh, dear. I don't know, Chelsea. I don't know what happened. I mean, I do know what happened.

Bad, bad vocals. That's what happened. Kelsey, someone text them this year. I never tell anybody that they can't sing. Everybody has a voice. Everyone can use it. Yeah. You guys need to do some more listening, though, please.

So who's your vote for, Kelsey? My vote is for Clint. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Fair enough. Have an excellent weekend. Fair enough. It's 2-1.

Let's go to AJ. G'day, mate. Hi, AJ. G'day, mate. Happy Friday. What's your thoughts on Friday, Oki? Oh, I'm just going to give it to you straight, Bree. You said suck it to me.

It seems like you sucker punched my ear hole. Yep. I think I need to suck it to myself, AJ. Thank you, AJ. I appreciate it. Someone texted me saying, can we please sock it to Bree with real socks in her mouth? Yep, look, I'd say that's a pretty fair comment this week.

Oh, come on. No, I'd say that's pretty fair. Louise, get your vote in. Who are you voting for on Friday, OK? Kia ora. Kia OK? Kia ora. Kia ora. Kia ora. Well, good call.

Close call. But it's got to be three. Oh, there you go. Yes, Kelsey. We end on a 3-2, victory 2. Was it to me? I think it was to me. Absolutely it was to you because we're never playing mine ever again.

Oh, well, but I've got this button right here. R-E-S-P-E-G-G. But I want Mizumi. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. I won, but you get the replay. The most disrespectful thing I've ever done to anyone right there. Thanks for playing with us, everybody. That's Friday Oaky.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right.

You play birthday banger with us this afternoon, and if your song wins, you will walk away with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. How good, Brie? How bloody good. And happy birthday to JB Hi-Fi. Let's kick into some Birthday Bangers. All right, let's bring Graham on. Happy Friday, Graham.

G'day, Graham. Hi. How's your week been, Graham? Yeah, pretty good. Not finished yet, Graham. Hi. How's your week been, Graham? Yeah, pretty good. Not finished yet, though. Oh, well, let's see if we can get you $100, Graham. What's your birthday? That would be wonderful.

3rd of November, 1966. All right, Graham, you were 16 in 1982. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the charts. Oh, banger. Banger. This is Survivor. I'm pretty happy with that one. I know, the tugger.

You into it, Graham? Yeah, yeah, definitely happy with that one. You enjoying Rocky III, the movie? Loved it. Yeah, good. Okay, wait there. Are you enjoying Rocky III, the movie? Loved it. Yeah, good. Okay, wait there. Do you like that song, Brie? Yeah, I actually really do like that song, but do you not like it?

Is that me making stuff up? I sort of go back and forth. Sometimes I find it a bit cheesy. I kind of feel like I'm in the mood for it today. I don't know why, but it depends what else comes up. Let's go to Tash first. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hey. How's it going?'s go to Tash first. Hi, Tash.

Hi, Tash. Hey. How's it going? How's your week been out of 10, Tash? I'd say probably a four, and thank God it's Friday. Jeez, a four. Right. I like the honesty, Tash.

What a stinker. Well, let's see if we can bring it up to a six, and maybe you'll win this $100. What's your birthday? It's the 6th of October, 1919. All right, that means you were 16 in 2006. And on the 6th of October in 2006, this had a number one hit. Don't feel like dancing, dancing. Give it to my father, the best I do.

Don't feel like dancing, dancing. Scissors Sisters and I Don't Feel Like Dancing. Dancing, dancing. It's feel good. Do you like it, Tash? It's a Friday. It brings back some memories. It's not too bad for a Friday.

Does that take your week to a six or does it take it down to a three? It brings it up. Brings it up. Okay, good, good, good, good, good. Yes, Tash. That's what we like. We'll have more birthday bagging for Lewis. Hi, Lewis.

Hi, Lewis. Hi, Lewis. Hey, Lewis, has your week been better than a four? Let's see. Can be better. Could be better. Could always be better. Depends on your birthday beggar. What's your birthday, Lewis?

Let's see if we can do it. 8th of November, 1981. All right, that means you were 16 in 1997. And, Lewis, here it is, your birthday banger. Flexi, let me know if my flow be sexy. Banger. Yeah, banger. Not the original Rod Stewart version.

This is the entrance remix of Rod Stewart's Do You Think I'm Sexy. Right. Do you like it, Lewis? Could be better. Yeah, I quite like the original. Yeah, I prefer the original. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there.

We've got a decision to make. It's between Survivor, Scissor Sisters, and a Rod Stewart remix. See, hear this? I don't hate it. I don't hate it either. But I don't like it more, and I can't believe I'm saying this,

I don't like it more than Survivor Eye of the Tiger. That's what I was going to vote for. Yeah, I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm so excited. I've never voted for this one. Yes, Graham. Hey, Graham, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations.

Thank you very much. Must be something in the water today. Graham. Yes, loving it. You've picked up $100 cash all thanks to JB Hi-Fi, mate. Excellent. Thank you very much. It's a JB Hi-Fi voucher.

You can go and spend that in store to celebrate their 15th birthday. You get all the gifts on their birthday. Thanks, JB Hi-Fi. Here's your birthday banger, Brian Clint. ZM. rising up back on the street did my time took my chances went the distance now i'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive Brian Clint

The Eye of the Tiger The Eye of the Tiger Is it in Brian Clint? The winner of Birthday Banger for Graham Eye of the Tiger From 1982 Predates you and I, Bri Survivor, Eye of the Tiger

Thanks to JB Hi-Fi It's their 15th birthday They're celebrating with awesome deals in store for you No regrets on that song choice for me What about you? No regrets I would song choice for me. What about you? No regrets. I would have voted for Rod Stewart if it was this version.

The original version. So good. Which is very sexy. Oh yeah, there's nothing more than I... I think Rod Stewart just gets my motor running. Yeah, right. So if you want to think sexy thoughts, it's Rod Stewart for me. Yeah.

He has that effect on the ladies. Yep, he does. Clint, I saw this online the other day, and I thought it was a bit of fun and something you and I can do. Well, I've already done it, and because I know what it is, I can't do it, but you can still give it a go. Okay. Sounds dodgy, but I'm keen. No, it's not dodgy. It's a 15 second personality test and it will tell us everything we need to know about you. Okay. I don't want you to know everything you need to know about me. That's

why it seems dodgy, but go on. Let's give it a go. I've got 15 seconds to spare. Okay, good. So you're keen. Alright, so it's a pretty simple question. If I asked you what animal would you most likely want to be, what would you say? Dolphin. Okay, so you want to be a dolphin. That's without thinking about it. If I just give you

the first thing that comes to mind, dolphin. Dolphin. Okay, sweet. So if dolphins didn't exist, what would be the next animal you would want to be? Lion. A lion. Okay, sweet. And then if a lion and a dolphin didn't exist, what would be the next animal you would want to be?

Gorilla. Gorilla. Okay, sweet. So this is so simple. Can I change it last one? Yeah. Cat. To what? Cat. I change it last one? Can I change it last one? Yeah. Cat. To what?

Cat. I think they do have a pretty good life. Okay, here we go. Let's go to the results. So the first animal, you chose a dolphin. That's how you want people to perceive you. So I would say a dolphin, happy-go-lucky, friendly. Fun.

Quite intelligent. Yeah, yeah. Fun. Quite intelligent. Yeah, yeah. Quite a sexy animal. Okay. Well, we know what Clint's into now. Quite slippery. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Yeah. I'd probably agree with that too. So the second animal, you chose a lion. That's how people actually perceive you. Nice. So. Tough. King of the jungle.

King of the jungle. Great. Rugged. Great hair. Big mane on you. Yeah, bushy. Yeah, good. Okay, yep.

Yeah, bushy. Okay, sweet. So the third animal, you chose a cat. What does that say about me? This is what you actually are. Oh. I want people to think that I'm fun. People actually think that I'm tough, but actually I'm just a big pussycat.

Yep, Clint, he's just a big pussy. I mean, what? I mean, hey, wait. I didn't mean that. What were your three animals? I think I picked my first one was a dog. I'd really like to be a dog. I think they've got a pretty good life.

Yeah. And the second one, I think I picked a dolphin as well. Yeah. But I picked it as my second animal. And then the third one, I think I picked a monkey. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA

with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. This Hayley Bieber podcast she did on Call Me Daddy. We talked about it yesterday, Dean, in the Selena Gomez overlapping issue, which she denies, but she actually revealed quite a lot more personal information on that podcast, didn't she? She did. She talked

about her and Justin Bieber's gardening life and how they garden and the things they like to do in the garden. She was asked during, yeah, it was very interesting. I was like, oh, I might take up gardening myself. Here's what they said. Basically, the host,

Alex Cooper, asked Hayley, if you two were gardening, would you have a third person come gardening? Like, they've got a big lawn and everything. And she was like, no, absolutely not. We don't ever invite a third person into our garden. Yeah. Because, you know, second place. And then I asked about how she likes to garden.

Is there a particular way? I got an indoor gardening position, if you will, Dean. Yes, yes. I don't know, can I say the way that they garden? I don't know, can you find a way of coding it for us? Guys, let's just be real. They like to walk the dogs. No, they like

to walk the dogs in the garden. That's what they like to do. Well, they're both religious. Do they both, I mean, are they hoping to become missionaries in the future? No, she was like absolutely not becoming missionaries. She's like, no, not really.

That's not the thing for us. She actually said they like to do different gardening moves. You know, like they garden the hydrangeas. They mow the lawn. The wheelbarrow. I don't know.

The wheelbarrow. Lots of different ways to garden they like, but she particularly enjoys walking the dog. Justin likes it when she tosses the compost. Ooh, tossing the compost. Too far, too far. Okay. All right, well, if you're into that, if you want to hear that from Hayley Bieber, Iing the compost. Too far, too far. Okay. All right, well, if you're into that,

if you want to hear that from Hayley Bieber, I definitely don't. But if you do, you should download that podcast. She's on the latest Call Me Daddy podcast, and that's the latest from our man in the know, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Thanks, Dean. Have a great weekend.

Bye, guys. Bye, Dean. I'm just gardening myself. I'm in the mood. I think you should. I think you should. I think you should. Bit of reverse wheelbarrow for Dean this weekend. All right, back after this.

Brian Clint sent in. Brian Clint. I always find these lists so interesting, but Rolling Stone has released what they think is the top 100 greatest TV shows of all time. I enjoy these lists. I think Rolling Stone largely gets it correct. I think sometimes they are being controversial for controversy's sake

because no one is clicking on a list that they just assume is correct. You want to argue with a little bit, but usually they get it pretty close to correct, Rolling Stone. I think personally this list is pretty spot on. I'm going to do the top five and then we can discuss how we think they went. Okay, sure. All right. Coming in at number five for greatest TV shows of all time,

according to Rolling Stone, is Fleabag. Oh, yeah. I love Fleabag. Have you watched it? Yeah, it's an excellent show. It only had three seasons, though. That's a bold call to put it up as one of the greatest shows, one of the top five greatest shows of all time.

Yeah, apparently one of the top five. It sits at number five. I actually worked with a girl on Treasure Island the season we just filmed, and she actually just came from working on that show. Okay. Don't get me wrong. It's a great show, but there have been hundreds of great shows throughout history.

It almost feels too current to put it at number five. But okay, right, Fleabag number five. All right, well, gear up for the rest of this list. Number four was a show that is on every one of these lists, The Wire. This show is always on there, you're right. I tried to watch it the other day. It's on Neon. You can watch the whole series on

Neon. I said Fleabag was too new. I think The Wire is too dated. For me, it was too... You reckon? Well, I didn't get through the first couple of episodes. But people do say it's great. I just couldn't get into it. But that's fine. It's got Idris Elba in it.

Too pixelated for Clint. It's not in HD. You're right. Yeah, I bet it isn't. Okay, let's go to number three. For the top 100 greatest TV shows of all time, they haven't got this wrong. It's Breaking Bad.

Such a good show. Yeah, and also... Like, one of my favourites of all time, if not my favourite. Also always on these lists as well. I will not argue with Breaking Bad. Excellent show. 100%. Deserves its spot at number three.

Got it? Cool? All right, let's get into the nitty-gritty. Number two was The Simpsons. I was worried that this list was going to be too cool for shows like The Simpsons. Because, like, of course this has to be in there. I'd be keen to know if they put, like, Friends in the list as well. Because Friends, it's not like, you know,

it's not like indie hipster cool, but it's definitely one of the top 10 TV shows of all time. So I'm glad The Simpsons is in the top five. Totally. Obviously, for The Simpsons being in the top greatest shows of all time, they haven't watched the recent seasons. You know, my theory on The Simpsons, eh? You know if it's a good Simpsons episode, if the picture is square. If the picture is full screen, shitty new Simpsons.

If the picture is square, you're in for a great episode of The Simpsons. That is genius. I've never thought about that, but I reckon you're spot on there. That's how I do it, yeah. All right, let's get to the number one spot. Okay. Rolling Stones has said, This is the greatest TV show of all time.

I've never seen it. It's The Sopranos. Yeah, right. I've never seen it either, but I hear people love it. Same here. It's one of those ones I keep going. So we can't really comment.

No, I keep going. I need to watch The Sopranos. It always gets I keep going, I need to watch The Sopranos. It always gets reviewed so highly, I need to watch The Sopranos. But it never feels like there's a right moment, especially when you're in a couple, to go, hey, let's start The Sopranos from the very start. Yeah, I know. Correct me if I'm wrong, Clint.

Is it The Sopranos where everyone was up in arms about how it ended and people just said it ended so badly. Yeah. But that's always the case with shows that are so loved. People hated the ending of Seinfeld. True. They hated the ending of Game of Thrones. I think when it's so good, it's hard to wrap it up perfectly.

Although I'd argue Breaking Bad did wrap it up perfectly, so it can be done. There you go. Those are the top five greatest TV shows of all time, according to Rolling Stone. Funnily enough, The Big Bang Theory, not on the list. That was number six. Brie and Clint.

And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us for a short week on The Brie and Clint Show. Yes, Brie? Had a discussion in my household last night. If you had to pick one for the rest of your life, you can only have one or the other, what do you pick, the Pavlova or the Lamington?

Pavlova. Really? Yeah, I'm a moisture man. And Lamingtons can risk being a little bit dry. But a Pavlova, once it gets smothered in cream, even if it's crusty, it still has a fluffy, spongy middle, plus it's got fresh fruit on top of it. So I feel like you're getting your five plus a day with a pavlova.

Right, we got it. Clint likes it moist. I would choose lamington. Really? Well, pav, you've got fruit, you've got dairy, and you've got protein from the egg. So is a pavlova a complete diet? Could human beings live off pavlova, exclusively pavlova?

Should we test it out? Should we eat pavlova for a full week and see what happens? I mean, I'm keen. I'm keen. I'm in keen. Sounds good to me. I'd sign I'm keen. I'm keen. I'm keen. Sounds good to me. I'd sign up for that. I'll eat Pav, you eat Lamington.

We'll see who's still alive at the end of the week. Hey, have a great weekend, everybody. Sucks that it's not a long one, but that's all good. We'll get through it together. Monday's not so bad. We'll get through it together, guys. Don't worry. We'll take it.

Saturday, Sunday, we'll take it. But, I mean, we would rather a long weekend, but, you know, you win some, you lose some. Yeah, we just need some other. No, I'm not going to say that. That's fine. Let's just go. Have a great weekend.

Bye, everybody. See you later. Well, you know why we had last weekend off. Yeah, I know. I know. I got what you were getting at. Yeah, just wrap it up. It's time to go, I think.

Wrap it up. It's time to go, I think. Wrap it up. Time to go.