ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th September 2024

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a brand new week. Happy Monday everyone, happy Monday. Saw this interesting thing on TikTok, I think it was over the weekend. Wanted to ask you guys, if there was one unsolved mystery in history that you could choose to know the answer, what unsolved mystery are you choosing? The one that comes to mind straight away is MH370. Oh, it's a great one. Where the plane is and what happened.

Yeah, that is a really good one. There's lots of conspiracies about the Titanic as well. Yeah, that's true. It's not really thought of as an unsolved mystery. They made that movie about it. The first one that came to my mind was Mothman. What? What's Mothman?

What's Mothman? It's a mysterious floating man that looked like a big moth and no one knows what it is. Kind of like a Bigfoot type theory. Yeah, like Bigfoot. Yeah, yeah. A Loch Ness monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That would be good. I kind of first thought like Grace Mullane, where she went. Grace Mullane? They figured that out. Wait, they figured it out?

You mean, are you talking about Madeline McCann? No, her. Mmm, yes. Yeah Madeleine McCann? No, her. Yes. Yeah, Madeleine McCann. Well, that was in the news recently. Madeleine McCann.

In the last couple of days. It's still unsolved, though. It's still unsolved. But they reckon the guy has admitted to it to his cellmate. Really? Yeah, in the last two days I read about it. It's in the news, yeah. Remember that story last year where the girl was like,

I am Madeleine McCann. Oh, yeah. That girl on TikTok and she's like, it's me. And they're like, oh. Well, she thought she could be. Yeah. Remember? Because she, her story kind of connected.

What's your mystery? I mean, there's so many. There's so many that you could pick from. What about that big cat down in Hanmer Springs? Oh, the Canterbury cat. Yeah. I would love to in Hanmer Springs? Oh, the Canterbury cat. I would love to know that. The Canterbury cat. Is it real? Is it not? Yeah.

Let's hear the answers. Yeah. Or... What happened to Australian rugby? That's a good one. What happened to the Wallabies? Yep, the full doco on that. That'd be good to watch. You'd just love to know. It would be. But I don't think that mystery will ever be solved.

Well, give it time. Or, I mean, it could just be that. What's that guy's name? What's the coach's name that just left recently? Oh, Eddie Jones. I think his name is Eddie Jones, and that was the beginning of the end. Text in your mysteries if you've got one.

We'd love to hear them, 9696. Let's get into a fresh round of Tradie vs Lady Where the Tradies are only two points behind the Ladies That's right, you thought the Ladies were going to cruise through to the end of the year Well not if the Tradies have got anything to do with it They are nipping at the heels It's Tradie vs Lady Round up the troops, here we go Another week of Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Round up the troops. Here we go. Another week of Tradie versus Lady. If you've never heard this before, the Tradies go against the Ladies and there's $50 up for grabs. We keep score for the year. The Tradies are on 81. Only two behind the Ladies on 83.

Couldn't be much tighter. Let's meet our lady first. She's in Auckland. She's 22. She's 5 foot 11 and a half. Welcome to the show, San. Hi, San. Hey, guys. How you doing? Not the full-blown 6 foot. It's 5 foot 11 and a half.

Exactly. Get it right, everybody. I'd claim the 6. I'd be claiming the six, but not you. You've got to be honest. You've got to be accurate. What's your shoe size, son? Oh, it's not nine. It's not too big.

Oh, yeah. You're all good to go. You're taking on our tradie today from Dargaville. She's 25, and she can cook a mean hangi. Welcome to the show, Lanier. Hi, Lanier. Hi. Do you do fry bread?

Yes, I do, of course. The first time I tasted fry bread, I was like, what is this piece of deliciousness? It's probably one of my favourite things I've ever put in my mouth. That's good because I cook the best. I'll take you up on that offer. Was that an offer? A lot of kumara in Dargaville. Is that right, Linnea? Yes, I'm in

the, what is it, the K-town of Coomera. So, yes, capital town of Coomera. Coomera capital, Dargaville. Let's go with names today because you've both got lady voices. Sarn and Linnea, you buzz in with your own names and the first person to three correct answers gets the $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Where did Halloween originate?

Was it the USA, Canada? Yes, Linnea? USA. Oh. No, the other choice. I know. I'm just as shocked as you. The other choices were Canada or Ireland.

San, you want to guess? Canada? Oh. San, you want to guess? Canada? It was the Irish. It actually originated in Ireland. That's crazy. No points there. Question number two. What colour is a hippo's sweat?

Is it yellow, red or green? I don't know. San, did you buzz in? Yeah. I'm going to guess yellow. No. No. Lanier, we're looking for the colour of hippo's sweat.

Yellow, red or green? Yellow's gone. Red? Well done. It is red, apparently. Hippo's sweat sounds like a good name for an RTD or an energy drink, doesn't it? It does, eh? You make it bright red.

Get on the hippo sweat. Yeah. The hip sweat. All right. One to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lanier.

I want to say San got in. Lanier. No, I said Lanier. You buzzed in twice, Lanier. Yeah. Okay, sweet. Lanier? Rihanna.

Rihanna. Of course, it's RiRi. You're two in front. You need this one, San, to stay in it. Question number four. Pink Pony Club is a song from which current pop artist? No clue. Georgia just played her song just before.

Pink Pony Club. No clue. Yeah. Nah, she's very before. Pink Party Club. No clue. Yeah. Nah, she's very new. That's okay. I understand. Have you guys ever heard of Chapel Roan? No.

I used to live on a street named Chapel Road. You lived on Chapel Road? Yeah, this is Chapel Roan. I love Lanier. No. No. Fair enough. No Chapel Roan in Dargaville yet.

That is quite all right. Two to the tradies still. We'll move on to question number five. The new Joker movie comes out in cinemas this week. Which mega pop star is playing Harley Quinn? Lanier. Lanier. Lanier.

For the win. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. She might not know who Chappell Rhone is, but she's all over Lady Gaga like a rash. The Hungry Queen takes out Trady First Lady. Well done, Lanier. Thank you guys so much.

This was so cool. 50 bucks cash coming your way based off a box of hippo sweats with that. Oh, thank you. I might spend it on my kids, actually, but thank you so much. Call back any time, Lynette. We were talking before the show about mundane superpowers that you have. You're the world's most mundane superhero. And our producer, Claudia, says she has one.

I've got the best one. What is the power, Claudia? So, every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is I go, oh, babe, what time is it? My partner will tell me a time. She'll always be like, oh, it's 11. And I can always be like, no, it's not. It's 8.30.

And she'll be like, oh, my God, it is 8.30. How did you know that? I can always tell what time it is based on feeling. That'd be good if you were stuck on a deserted island. And you had to leave at exactly five hours. Yeah. You kind of don't need to know the time on a deserted island, do you? It's the beauty of a deserted island. And you had to leave at exactly five hours. Yeah. Well, you kind of don't need to know the time on a deserted island, do you?

It's the beauty of a deserted island. I know what you mean. I mean, it'd be good to know, you know, when it's dawn so you don't go swimming if there's sharks or something. True. I reckon if you put me in a box that had no, like, windows or queues or anything and you said, come out at exactly

3pm, I bet I could do it. Don't make us try it out. But I don't want to try it. Don't make us try it out. I feel like putting her in a box. How's your super hero power? Oh. Clint's is talking.

How has your superpower been affected by daylight saving? It's definitely off. Oh, no. So let me get used to daylight savings. Wait, is daylight savings your kryptonite? It is. It's definitely off. Yeah. Oh, no. So let me get used to daylight savings. Wait, is daylight savings your kryptonite? It is. It's my kryptonite. I have no idea what time it is.

Claudia, our superhero, can tell the time in the morning without looking at a clock. That's pretty impressive. Do you guys have any mundane superpowers? I've talked to you guys about mine before. Well, I have two, actually. I can generally tell you the weight of your luggage

at the airport before you put it on the scales. That's so handy. Maybe a lift test. I've been accurate to within 500 grams most of my life. Like what percentage of the time though? I would say 100% of the time. A hundred percent. But then people start asking me,

like Claudia, you know where your weaknesses are. When people start asking me to do it as a party trick, then it starts to waver. Well, see, it's a natural talent. It needs to come naturally. I need to be motivated to do it.

Oh, see, I hear excuses, excuses. And my other superhero power is I can tell when businesses are going to shut down or they're going to change their signage. That one's for him. But I can't tell the difference.

Like I look at a business and I get the feeling and I know they're either going to shut down or they're going to get new signage. But I don't know which one is which. You sound like every psychic reader I've been to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell that it's someone in your past starting with a D.

I don't know who. I don't know when. I don't know when. I don't know why. I'm getting male, female, male or female energy. It's something like that. Ella, what's your mundane superpower? I've got a good one. And I'm going to sound a little bit cooked here.

Yeah. But I genuinely can chat to my cat. I know what she means when I talk to her. She gives me facial expressions. Brie, shut up. It's true. I know what she's thinking. You're the pussy whisperer. Yeah, I am. All the pussies love me. We believe you. Thank you. I totally believe you. I thought it was a safe space. That's my mundane superpower. Brie, if you're so special, what's your mundane superpower?

Mine's pretty impressive. I can look at anything, a salad, a soup, a pasta, like anything that's out in the open, and I can look at any container and I know exactly which container it will fit into. Nice. Oh, I love it. So I can be like, nah, That container will just fit that

Just by looking at it Do you know why that impresses me? Because I don't have that The number of dirty Tupperware containers I create Because I want to get it into the smaller one I want to get it into the smaller one to save room in the fridge But it doesn't fit and then you just end up with a dirty Tupperware And then you've got to fill another Tupperware

I come very Within a millimetre Most of the time, but I always get it right. What do you say to rumours that if it doesn't fit, you just eat the extra? I don't know what you're talking about. We want to know your mundane superpower this afternoon,

the thing that you can do that nobody else can do. Yeah. You don't know how, you don't know why. But you can just do it. You've got it. You were born with it. It's a natural gift. What is it?

0800 dial ZM or you can text Claudia reckons she can wake up and know what the time is, apart from daylight savings. Except daylight savings. So we've asked, what's yours? Like this text. My mundane superpower is being able to pack everything into the car boot and get all of my wife's shopping in there and get home in one trip.

That's just you flexing about your boot Tetris skills, isn't it? Yeah, I do love packing a boot as well. I feel like that's in my wheelhouse. What about this one? I'm Luca. I'm nine years old and my superpower is annoying people. I call myself the Annoyer. Luca, that doesn't go away, by the way.

As a very annoying adult, that does not go away. I can tell you now. I feel like you're in my superpower family. Me? Yeah. No, Luca. Oh, Luca is. Yeah.

Someone else said, my extremely mundane superpower is I can... Oh, we've got... Oh, my God, we've got this person here. We've got a superhero in our midst. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. What should we call you

though? I don't even know. I haven't been given a name. I'm going to call you... Actually, you tell us the superpower first. But I've got an idea for your name. You tell us what your superpower is first. My superpower? I can untie anything that you

give me, whether that's necklaces, Christmas lights, rope, anything. Slinkies? Slinkies. Slinkies once it goes past it. Slinkies in the added level of difficulty. I've never attempted a slinky,

but I'd love to. Bree's got your superhero name for you. Either we call her Knot Girl or The K Notter. Whatever you like more, Hannah. Yeah, what do you like more, Hannah?

What about Naughty Girl? Does this convince you? I love it. You've got it. She's got it. Okay, we've got it. Let's make Hannah a costume and get her to come in an untied knot. It's an outfit made just out of ropes and knots. My extremely mundane superpower. Oh, no, where is it? Here it is. My little sister can sense when cops are around when she's driving. It saved her from a lot of speeding tickets. She can just feel when there's a police officer in the vicinity.

She has a spidey sense for policemen. What about this one? My superpower is packing $200 worth of groceries in the vicinity. She has a spidey sense for policemen. What about this one? My superpower is packing $200 worth of groceries in two bags. What? Well, to be honest, these days, $200 will get you milk. Oh, it's getting easier and easier, you reckon. Butter, eggs.

So it's not that hard. Nita's here. Hi, Nita. Hi, Nita. Hi. What's your mundane superpower, Nita? I can wake up at the exact time I need to without having an alarm set. I've heard of people like you. We talked about this a few months ago and we were amazed at that. We found out that one of our breakfast producers here at ZM,

because she gets up at 4 o'clock in the morning, Nita, every day to do her job and she doesn't set an alarm either. Do you reckon you could do it at 4 o'clock in the morning? I probably could because I wake up for work at about 5.35. Wow. Wow. And are you so confident, Nita, in your superpower that you do not ever set an alarm?

I still set an alarm, but I set it for like 20 minutes later than I need to, and I'm always awake by then. Wow. And you've never needed it. Okay. Thanks, Nita. That is quite impressive. Very impressive.

We're talking mundane superpowers. Someone said, I have always ordered the best cocktail option at any bar that I go to. I have never not liked any of the cocktails that I've bought. I've tried other people's cocktails. Awful. So it's not just me.

I'm not just an alcoholic who loves booze i was gonna say superpower or has a problem just like every kind of alcohol that is such a good superpower to have yeah like because how often will you be like oh i'm gonna go crazy i'm gonna get a cocktail i've never had. And then it ends up coming out and you're like, I hate this. I wish I didn't order this. And it costs $30. I wish I got a gin and tonic. 30 bucks.

Finally, my wife Kat's mundane superpower is being able to walk into a jewellery store or a fashionable clothing store and go, oh, I like that, without looking at the price tag and still manages to pick the most expensive thing in the shop. That's quite impressive. That's pretty good. It's almost like she looked online before she got.

No. Or she just has a great eye. She's got a good eye for things. You know what? You've just picked a woman with good taste. Yeah. That's why she chose you. Good taste is a superpower.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, good taste. Taste girl. Taste good girl. No. Good tasty girl. She's a good girl with a bad habit. Bad habit for drugs. Over the weekend, Dame Maggie Smith,

a.k.a. Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter, died at the age of 89. 89. 89. 89. She was born in 1934. Absolute icon of the screen. During the course of her career, Maggie won a Tony,

two Oscars, three Golden Globes, five BAFTAs. And so this afternoon, to honour her, we are going to recreate one of her most iconic Harry Potter scenes. Which is what she would have wanted. I think so.

During this recreation, I will be playing Dumbledore. Ella will be playing Hagrid. Aye, aye! Bree said to us earlier that she does a ripping Maggie Smith so she'll be playing Maggie Smith. You better do that well.

You'll be playing Professor McGonagall. Yes. And Claudia will be playing the cat at the start and also Dumbledore's Hagrid's motorbike. Yeah, the sound effects.

So it's a dual role. It's a dual role. Oh, you're the foley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say we've put in a lot of effort with the costume. We did a rehearsal. And we did a rehearsal.

And we did a rehearsal. I'm ready. We were critiqued or criticized on our previous Harry Potter. So I reckon we can only improve. I'm already in character. Me too. Wonderful. Okay, we take ourselves to the opening scene of the first Harry Potter film.

If you know, you know. And here we go, everybody. Meow. Meow. I should have known you would be here, Professor McGonagall. Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumours true, Albus? I'm afraid so, Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true, Albus? I'm afraid so, Professor.

The good and the bad. And the boy? Hagrid is bringing him. Do you think it is wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this? Ah, Professor. I would trust Hagrid with something as important as this. Ah, Professor. I would trust Hagrid with my life. Professor Dumbledore?

Sir? Professor McGonagall? No problems, I trust, Hagrid? No, sir. Little Tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bristol. Heh. Try not to wake him. There you go.

Albus, do you really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of muggles. They really are. The only family he has. This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name. Exactly.

He's better off growing up away from all of that. Until he's ready. Good luck, Harry Potter. Wah! Scene. Guys, it's me.

It was actually not me. Oh, it was free this whole time. Well done, everyone. Particularly good, Maggie Smith. Extremely good motorbike. Thank you very much. Oh, that motorbike, I think, made it. And did I hear Hagrid snort laugh at one of his own lines

in the middle of that scene? We can't be sure. I don't know what you're talking about. I think that was me. R.I.P. the great Maggie Smith. R.I.P. She will be lost. She will be missed.

She will be lost. She will be missed. Proves that acting's quite hard, eh? She will be lost. Get on with the show. Their names, Brie and Clint. Good evening, everybody. Rave Reviews. Coming in for our Harry Potter recreation just Clint. Good morning, everybody. Rave reviews.

Coming in for our Harry Potter recreation just before. Good to hear. Particularly for my Dumbledore. It's good. It was a good Dumbledore. Yeah. Maybe I found my character. Old white guy.

What does Dumbledore say? Dumbledore just sounds like he's on death's door. For a while Clint and I have been wanting to get more drama and acting on the show, so do we just take it around New Zealand? I think we've found it. Do we do a Harry Potter stage show? Yeah, or something like that.

I don't reckon we can afford the rights. Claudia, I'll stay here with you. Yeah, that sounds good. Okay, sweet. We need Claudia to do motorbike noises. And Bree, you're good for the billboard. We need your name on it. Yeah. We need the star bower.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. I mean, he is the boy everyone's talking about in music at the moment, I think. Bit of Benson Boone. Booney. Boondog. We did a Booney Blitz last Friday on ZM. We love the Boondog.

He's coming to New Zealand, which is great. Another tick for us. And he just seems like a real nice down-to-earth fella, doesn't he? He does. You're right. Oh, Benson Boone. He is on a tour at the moment performing around the world. I believe he's in America at the moment.

Okay. Performing shows. And I saw this really cute video of him where he's performing on stage. There's thousands of people there. Thousands. It's like an arena, right? Coming to see his show. And all of a sudden, and it's clearly not planned but all of a sudden he spots someone

in the crowd that he recognizes and then this happens is your name casey bro i dated you in eighth grade i think you were in eighth grade i think i was in seventh grade that's crazy i came over here and started singing and i saw your face i was like what I think you were in 8th grade. I think I was in 7th grade. That's crazy. I came over here and started singing and I saw your face. I was like, what? Casey?

From middle school? Do you live here now? Yeah. That's crazy. What are the odds of that? Well, very good to see you, Casey. I hope you're doing well. That's so good.

Isn't that adorable? I've seen the video too. She's not far from the front. And she's nodding as he's talking. I reckon she would have thought being spotted was a long shot, especially if it's been like 10 years since they dated. Yeah. And they were kids when they dated.

But she would have been glad that it happened, right? Because deep down she would have said to her friends, did you know I used to date Benson Boone? And everyone's like, yeah, sure you did. Oh, boy, you sure you did. Yeah, and I used to date Harry Styles. How sweet. I feel like it shows me a lot about Benson Boone's character where, one, he remembered the girl's name.

Yeah. And he just seems like a genuine sweet dude. Yeah, and he's willing to say it on stage as well. Do that on stage and just be like, Casey? The one that got away,'s willing to say it on stage as well. To just do that on stage? To just be like, Casey? God, the one that got away though, eh? The one that got away. Look at what he's doing.

What if she dumped him? And she's like, oh. I wonder what Casey's doing. Yeah, exactly. Well, she's going to Ben's and Boone concerts. Yeah, maybe they'll end up together. Oh my God, what if they end up together? Nah, I've seen the video.

He moves on really fast. He's like, hey, good to see you. And then he carries on. You never know. There was no, oh my God, we're going to get I've seen the video. He moves on really fast. He's like, hey, good to see you. And then he carries on. You never know. There was no oh my god, we're going to get you backstage after the show. Well, see, they wouldn't do that on stage. Wouldn't they? He would go off. No!

That's the least smooth thing ever. He'd be like, you and your friends, come backstage after the show. Nah. He would do the song, then he'd go off to the side discreetly. Security, those girls there, can you bring them backstage after the show? He's not doing that on stage. They do it at the rap shows.

Benson Boone, it's classy. Keep it on the down low. We thought we'd ask you, like this girl's ex-boyfriend is now Benson Boone, did your ex succeed after you guys broke up? Yeah, did your ex go on to really amazing things and you were like, you can be honest, you're a little bit gutted.

You could argue, by comparison, you got the worst years of their life. Yeah. They're now living their best life. You got them through the hard bit. Yeah. The shitty bit. You were like, why couldn't you have done that

when we were together, you know? 0800 dial ZM or you can text it in to 9696. We want X success stories this afternoon. Be honest. You can admit. It's okay. Your X has gone on to amazing things. You'll do good things too one day.

Just not yet. Brian Clint. This video clip of him at one of his shows going viral after he notices this girl in the crowd that he dated in middle school. He was in grade 7, she was in grade 8. And he's like, oh my God, Casey, is that you? We've got a little clip here of him calling her out where she's standing in the audience. Is your name Casey?

Yeah. Bro, I dated you in eighth grade. I think you were in eighth grade. I think I was in seventh grade. That's crazy. I came over here and started singing and I saw your face. I was like, what?

Casey? From middle school? Do you live here now? Yeah. That's crazy. What are the odds of that? Well, very good to see you, Casey. I hope you're doing well.

Casey is going to dine out on that for the rest of her life. Now it's on TikTok. Now we're talking about it on the radio on the other side of the world. So we want to know who's the one that got away. Lauren Texton. G'day, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi.

You did this, didn't you? Hi, how are you guys? You let one slip, didn't you? Has your ex gone on to bigger and better things, Lauren. Hi. You did this, didn't you? Hi, how are you guys? You let one slip, didn't you? Has your ex gone on to bigger and better things, Lauren? Yeah, yep. And I didn't find out until years and years later. Tell us the story. What happened?

So in middle school, this boy had a huge crush on me, and I kept getting bothered by friends like, oh, you should date him oh you should date him you should date him and I really didn't want to he you know was kind of nerdy wasn't really my type had really bad acne and I was like fine you know I'll date him. You pity dated him Lauren. I did I did I even pity kissed him and that kiss was so bad I mean he was chewing gum to try to make his breasts look better. And I'm just like, oh, okay. But, yeah, so I cut it off. And, you know, we went on about our lives.

And then Facebook, you know, people come up as suggested friends. And I was like, I recognized the name. And I was like, who is that hunk? Are you kidding me? Like, he's a model. And he is gorgeous. You're kidding me. What?

The ugly duckling. No. Yeah. It really was. It. What? The ugly duckling. No. Yeah. It really was. It really was like the ugly duckling. I was like, he had those nerdy glasses. He had the acne. He dressed like a nerd.

Tell us the truth, Lauren. Did you slide in the DMs and you're like, oh, my God, I have been thinking about you for the last 15 years. We should meet up. We've got to catch up. I hadn't because I was taken at the time. But funny enough. I've never stopped thinking about that chewing gum kiss. Right. I mean clearly I still remember it. It was so awkward.

But I saw him a few weeks after that and I actually became the nerd because I was like playing Dungeons and Dragons and you know Magic the Gathering and I went to a Magic the Gathering competition and he was there. Did you talk to him? I did. I actually had to play against him. And what happened? Did you guys connect?

Was he like, oh my God, I remember you. I had a big crush on you in high school. I mean, middle school. Yeah. No, we did. We did. But I couldn't, like, I didn't know what to say. I was like, gosh, he's so gorgeous.

I let him win. I shouldn't have done that. But, you know, I guess after all those years, I still pity, even though he's the one that's gorgeous with a modelling career. He's got some kind of spell over you, Lauren. That is such a good story. Catherine's here. Hi, Catherine.

Hi, Catherine. Tell us, who is the ex that's gone on to do amazing things? Well, it's not my ex, but it's my husband's ex, and he dated Olivia Colman when he was at school. Shut up! The Olivia Colman.

The Olivia Colman, which was really great and funny and interesting when she was just on, I think it was Green Wing, we first saw her on, maybe some other stuff. Yeah. That was fine, but now she's in everything. She's on the freaking crown. She's just started to really hit her stride again, hasn't she?

She's in broad church. Catherine, she literally played the Queen of England. Yes, I know. We hear about it all the time. Are you a bit over it, Catherine, hearing about your husband bragging about how he dated Olivia Coleman? Yes. Does he have

a type? Do you kind of resemble Olivia Coleman? Oh, he says I'm much better looking. Oh, that's lovely. He has to say that. Yeah, I'd be devastated if he didn't. Much better looking, but a lot less talented. A lot less talented, yeah.

Didn't do as well in life. That's incredible. Much poorer, but much prettier. Yeah, much prettier, a lot poorer. Thanks, Catherine. We're asking who's the one that got away, and someone texted in and said, not me, but one of the breathers broke up with his ex,

and she won Lotto three months later. You're kidding. Apparently it was around the eight milli mark. Poor lad still works for her old man. Oh, salt in the wound. You work for the girl's dad, and she won $8 million in lotto. And there was no way he was ever coming back from that. Imagine trying crawling back to her and she's like, as if.

It's too late. It's too late. I know that you aren't coming back for me. You're coming back for the $8 million. That person has to get as hot as the guy that Lauren talked about and then set the honey trap and hope that she comes to you. Yeah. That's the only way.

Yeah, exactly. That's the only way. Someone else texted her and said, my year 12 formal date is now a New Zealand country singer, but we are both happily in relationships. Kaylee Bell. Do you reckon it's Kaylee Bell? I don't know. Who are the other New Zealand country singers?

Kaylee Bell is the one. Kaylee Bell is the one. Kaylee Bell is the one. No disrespect to our country music audience. Well, Georgia Burt would know from days. Do you reckon it's Georgia Burt? No, I'm saying she would know some other country musicians. Yeah. But Kaylee Bell is the one on the rise.

She is on the rise. Time to play Guess the Noise. The game where we guess the rise. Bree and Clint. Time to play Guess the Noise. The game where we guess the noise. I really love this music, eh? It's very Hollywood show business. Yeah, it is, eh? I'm in a tuxedo coming down the stairs. You're dancing on top of a big champagne glass.

Yep. In a big feather headdress. And Claudia's working the cameras. Hi, Claudia. Hello. Can I have a more fun job, please? The director. You're the director.

Can I have a chair to go with my job? Yeah, you've got one of those big loudspeaker things. Yeah, perfect. I love it. You're a director slash groupie. You're only directing so you can sleep with Brie or Clint. Worth it. Cody, you're on Team Clint this afternoon.

Kia ora. Hi, Cody. How's it going? And Nicola, you're on my team, mate. Hello. Hello. Let's get you guys some KFC. Claudia, what's our theme this week?

Hello. So you may have watched yesterday was the Haka World Record attempt. Yes. Which obviously was successful. Eden Park. Yeah, it was amazing. Did you hear what the final number of people was? Six and a half? Yeah. Pretty amazing. Amazing. They were aiming for ten

but I mean that just means they can do it again and get more. And they had to beat four and they really did that. Yeah. But it got me feeling all patriotic so today we're doing Kiwiana sounds. Okay. Oh, sounds of Aotearoa. Yeah. Okay it got me feeling all patriotic. So today we're doing Kiwiana sounds. Okay. Oh, sounds of Aotearoa. Yeah.

Okay. So the way it works, we'll play the sound, buzz in with your name if you think you know it. And the first team to three points will take home the win. Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. You ready? Ready. Here we go. Brie.

Brie. A Tui. No. Clint. Clint. A Kia. No. Brie. Um. Clint. A Kia. No. Bree? A Kiwi?

Thank you. Is that a Kiwi? It's a Kiwi. But they do make other sounds other than that too, eh? Like scary ones. Yeah, the horrifying ones you don't want to hear while you're camping. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, one point for Team Breeze. So that's how the game works. Cody and Nicola, this one's for you guys. Cody. Nicola. A cow. Yeah, well done. God, that was good from you, Nicola. How'd you get that? Seamless. Rescue.

Okay, that. That's actually pretty good. About a bit of practice. I won't ask. It's Brie after too much dairy. That was yesterday. Had a milkshake. Oh, Brie.

Bad idea. You know better than that. Okay, we are on two points for Team Brie, so you could take home the win here, Brie, but another one for Brie and Clint. Brie. Brie. Is that handball? No, good guess. Take home the win here, Bree, but another one for Bree and Clint. Bree. Bree. Is that handball?

No. Good guess. Handball. Is that... What is that? Is that the sound of someone's scooter being left outside the dairy? Nick Minnit. Nick Minnit.

No. What is that? One more time. Oh, I know what it is, Bree. Bree. That is a pair of jandals slapping on your heel. That is. Well done.

And that's all that it sounds like. Slap, slap, slap. Nothing else. Just that. slap, slap. Nothing else. Just that. Oh, nuts. Cody, we couldn't do it, but Bree and Nicola, you're the Kiwiana What's the Noise? Guess the Noise champions.

Congratulations. Yes. Well done, Nicola. We'll hook you up with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Perfect. Thank you so much. Sorry, Cody. If Cody can guess this one, can he have some chicken as well?

Yeah, go on then. Okay, Cody, this is just you, okay? You've got to get this. Are you there? Yeah. Okay, you've got to get this one, Cody. Ah! Ah!

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Bree and Clint. Everybody catch Katy Perry at the AFL Grand Final over the weekend. Because you're hot and you're cold. Yes, then you'll know you're in the know. We got a text from our producer, Claudia, yesterday, who said, Guys, did you know that AFL is not rugby? And the field is oval. And there's four goalposts. And they wear singlets, guys.

And they wear singlets. That was a big one as well. I didn't know that I knew zero about AFL. You really did know zero. Katy Perry was the opening act. We talked about it last week that she was getting $5 million for five songs, which we were like, yeah, we get it, but that seems like a lot.

Katy Perry performed nine songs before the AFL grand final. She did Raw, Dark Horse, Gorgeous, which is a new one that no one asked her to do, California Girls, Teenage Dream, I Kissed a Girl, Chains featuring Tina Arena iconic Aussie icon Lifetimes

one of her new songs and then she finished on Firework controversially she didn't do Hot and Cold the Masterchef theme song which you'd have to say

is Katy Perry's biggest song in Australia right? I heard she was salty when they dropped it from the intro have they dropped it?

Yeah, they couldn't afford it. I'm pretty sure. Have they got the weird intro that we've got now? Burning up in my heart. No, I think they spent a little bit more money than that. Ours is budget, man. Ours is not good. And there's a risk that the average Aussie might have thought

that Katy Perry was doing the MasterChef song. You know, like, oh, she must be doing a tribute to Australia. She's doing the MasterChef song. You know, like, oh, she's doing a tribute to Australia. She's doing the MasterChef song. What a banger. She did, like, stadium remixes. She did California Girls. I'm going to take you to California. Will you come with me?

I have no place. Which was very good. What a banger. You've got to remember there's 85,000 people in that stadium. Yeah, it would have been huge. My favourite part of the whole thing was we now have a new left shark. There's obviously a left shark that didn't know what he was doing at the Super Bowl when Katy Perry performed.

And now people are calling because she had all these people dancing in unison and they were holding up these big silver balloons and one of the people, like there's hundreds of them and one of the balloons that one of the people was carrying has deflated and there's just footage of this poor girl running around with this deflated balloon. They're big balloons too. Huge.

Like imagine like a wine bladder, like a goon bag. Yeah. But like big enough that four people could sit on kind of thing. And this poor girl is wrestling with this balloon

that's deflated. It's so funny. You should go, yeah, go look it up. It's very, very funny. She bought out, and not everybody's going to get this reference, but you and I did

and I think Claudia did. She bought out, oh, you didn't get it either. Was it lost on you? I kind of got it from context clues, but I had no idea what was going on. What is it? The Tina Arena surprise performance. Yeah, no, Claudia's never heard of Tina

Arena. You don't know Tina Arena either? Nah, apparently I live under a rock. Tina Arena, Aussie icon, kind of like Natalie Imbruglia, but a little bit older, and has some global hits like Chains. Come on, Australia. I know you know it.

So sing it. And again, the remix, so good. Thank you. Tina Arena was wearing one of the deflated silver balloons as well as her outfit. She looked fantastic, didn't she? She looked so good. We were watching it and Katy Perry looked phenomenal.

My wife Lucy said, God, I need to know what her workout regime is. I need to know what she does to look like that. I said, I can message Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. He's friends with Katy Perry. And so I did. He messaged back and said, Katy Perry hates working out. All she does is exercise, cycle and dance rehearsal. Oh, is that all?

Oh, easy then. Piece of cake. No, but also I'm calling bullshit. She looks incredible. You do not look like that from riding an exercise bike. She would have a full-time trainer, full-time nutritionist, full-time chef, everything. I know we're not playing any new Katy Perry,

but I think we should play the new song that she performed. I think we should play that Lifetime song. Lifetimes, yeah. Not Woman's Worth that everybody slammed. That song's poo. Not that one. The other one. I think it's a really good song.

It's better than Woman's, the other Woman's one. What's it called? Doesn't matter. Woman's World. What's it called? Doesn't matter. Woman's World. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. The Lifetime song was really good.

Yeah. I think we should play it and I think everybody should let us know what they think of it. I think it's going to blow up in Australia because of that performance

at least, but maybe here as well. So should we? Yeah, chakaron. Chakaron. This is the new Katy Perry song.

The one she performed second to last at the AFL on the weekends. I love you for, I love you for life. Brie and Clint. It's called Pour Me a Drink. You know who would have a tattoo in a different language on their body?

Blake Shelton. Post Malone. Oh, Post Malone. Probably on his face. Yeah. You know, he has so many tattoos. Yeah. What did he get tattooed? He's got a lot of face tattoos now. What was the first one he got tattooed on his face yeah you know he has so many tattoos yeah like what did he get tattooed he's got a lot of face tattoos now what was the first one he got tattooed on his face everyone

was like always tired always tired that's right yeah we're like everyone was like poster you've ruined your face and he goes not yet i haven't i will though hold my beer uh there's a woman, her name is Amy Dixon who has posted online about a tattoo she got in Fiji in the Fijian language. Random place to get your tattoo done. No offence to Fiji or anything but I think, yeah. So she

just to clarify, she is not Fijian. Sure. I believe, not Fijian. What was her name again? Amy Dixon. Not a traditional Fijian name. Not a traditional Fijian. Sure. I believe not Fijian. What was her name again? Amy Dixon. Not a traditional Fijian name. Not a traditional Fijian name. And I believe she is not Fijian at all. Okay.

But she has decided to get a Fijian phrase. I get it. You get swept up in the culture. Yeah. You know, and Fijians are lovely people when you're there. I mean, I would never get a tattoo in a different language if I didn't know what it meant. And I don't know

if it'd be for me anyway. Yeah, sure. I just feel like... You were going to get car pay that DM on your lower back though, weren't you? No, I did get that one. That's Latin? Yeah, but I mean, I hooked up with a Latin guy once. True. So, you know. Car paid his DM. Anyway, back to

our Fiji and... Anyway, back to our Fijian friend. Anyway, she got the phrase, and now forgive me because I'm not going to pronounce this right, mata nivola levu. Okay. And she's now asking people who follow her, what the hell does this mean? I didn't know that Fijians could be so mean

because now I've got a tattoo and I don't even know what it means. Can someone tell me what I have on my body, please? Okay. This is my tattoo. What does that even mean? How does she not know? I don't know exactly what's happened, right? She does do another video where she goes on to say

that she's spontaneous and it just was off. She had been drinking and she goes in to get a tattoo. I've found out what it means. Yeah. So just picture this. The tattoo, the phrase is all in lowercase. Where on her body? Did you remember, Claudia, where it was on her body?

It was hard to tell, but I feel like it was either her arm or like the back of her shoulder. Yeah. I feel like it was the back of her shoulder. Mata, nivola levu all in lowercase letters means capital letters.

I like it. Whoever did that has a sense of humour and I find it very funny. She would have said I want capital letters. Yeah. Because she would have said, I want capital letters. Yeah. I want a Fijian tattoo. In capital letters. In capital letters.

And they go, yep, I can do that for you. Easy. Vinaka. Bull of Vinaka. Should have just got that. It's not as bad as it could be. No. It's not hairy coconuts.

I actually, yeah, I'd much rather that. I think that's quite funny. Oh, no, you'd probably rather hairy coconuts. Capital letters doesn't mean anything. I know, but it's... But at least it doesn't mean anything, I guess. The irony's funny because it's all in lowercase. It's like a real-life version of that scene from Dude, Where's My Car?

Yeah. Dude, what does my tattoo say? But what does mine say? Dude! Sick! Dude! Such an iconic scene. Yeah. Dude. What does my tattoo say? But what does mine say? Dude. Sick. Dude. Such an iconic scene. I thought let's put it out there.

We'd love you to call through 0800DIALS at M or you can text us on 9696. Do you or someone you know have a tattoo in a different language that you think you know what it means? Or maybe you thought you knew what it meant and then you later found out that it didn't mean that at all. Slight typo changed the meaning altogether. Where's our Gen X listeners at with the Chinese lettering? Oh, there was a big phase, wasn't there? Oh, my God.

Big phase of Chinese lettering. Big phase of Chinese lettering. It is beautiful, like the Chinese lettering. Yeah, but again, you've got to know what it says. Also, I just, are you Chinese? Do you speak Chinese? Do you have any connection to China? If not, then probably pick something else.

You know? 0800 dials at M, text it in to 9696. Be honest with us, okay? It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We all make mistakes. You should see some of the horrendous tattoos I have.

Yeah. Your foreign language tattoo. Brianne Clint. A woman has gotten a tattoo in Fiji of a Fijian phrase, and she didn't know what it meant. Take a listen. I didn't know that Fijians could be so mean, because now I've got a tattoo and I don't even know what it meant. Take a listen. I didn't know that feet gins could be so mean because now I've got a tattoo and I don't even know what it means.

Can someone tell me what I have on my body, please? Okay. This is my tattoo. What does that even mean? Turns out it was all in lowercase lettering and it said capital letters. Wait, it was in lowercase letters? It was in all lowercase letters. And it said capital letters. And the it was in lowercase letters. It was in all lowercase letters. And it said capital letters.

And the phrase. That's even funnier. Translated to capital letters, yeah. Well, Fiji is a random place to decide to get a tattoo. Like nothing about, I love Fiji. I love going there. I don't. I've never thought about getting a tattoo there.

Nah, me neither. Nah. So we're asking, what's the foreign language tattoo that you have? And do you know the meaning of it? Someone said, my wife's got three Chinese symbols on her lower back. We've been married for 18 years. I still have no idea

what they say. When I ask, they mean something different every time. Yeah, she doesn't know either. Nah, I reckon it's an ex-boyfriend's name. Oh. I reckon it's something to do with her past that she doesn't want you to know about. You reckon?

Or she's got no idea. Or she doesn't know. Someone else texted her and said, I had a workmate a few years ago who got a tramp stamp in Japan, which she thought said love, but actually it translated to welcoming. Oh, it's a welcome mat. Oh, she's got a welcome mat on her lower back.

And a tramp stamp, the welcome mat. Hey guys, my tattoo is the opposite. My uncle got a tattoo in a non-English speaking country, and the tattoo was a quote in English, but they misspelt it. Yeah, I feel like at least... Why would you do that? speaking country and the tattoo was a quote in English, but they misspelt it. Oh.

Yeah, I feel like at least. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you get the non-English speaking people to write an English tattoo on you? And why didn't you check it? If you are the English speaking person, why didn't you check it?

Someone else said, my son's. True, true. The responsibility is on you as the English speaker to spell check your own tattoos. You check their work. Someone else said, my son's... True, true. The responsibility is on you as the English speaker to spell check your own tattoos. You check their work. Someone else said my son's name in Chinese. His name is Connor, which is Irish, but it's on my forearm.

Thanks, Karen. So you got your son's Irish name in Chinese on your forearm. I mean, Karen, is Karen Chinese? She didn't say. Yeah. Karen, are you Chinese? Or is your partner Chinese? Or is your son

part Chinese? Maybe not. Someone else said, I have chicken nuggets written in Thai, but I tell everyone it says family. That's good too. I like that. And if a Thai person asks you, wink when you tell them, you go, it says chicken nuggets. And they go, oh, it does too. I didn't have my glasses on.

Yeah, family for life. Birthday banger next. And that's weird to be doing a birthday banger right now because of daylight savings. It feels too light, doesn't it? It feels way too early. But this is the new 5.30. So if you're keen for it,

owe $800 at M. And we can tell you the number one song the day that you turn 16. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger. Deep breaths from you on the mic. I meant to hear the breathing. I meant to hit the

buttons to cover up the breathing but I missed the button. Anyway, the first Birthday Banger of Daylight Saving is here, everybody. It is here, and we can't wait. Number one song's When You Turn 16. Who's up first? Riker's going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi, Riker.

Hi, Riker. Hi. How old are you, Riker? I'm 12. Very cool name. We'll be hearing from you when you turn 16. You can play then, but let's do your mum's for now. What's her birthday?

The 9th of August, 1977. All right. That means she was 16 in 1993. And on her 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, wow. Mum's definitely got a foreign language tattoo on her lower back with a song like that. 100%.

She's got it in the clubs. What does Mum think of that, Riker? I've never heard of it before, but my mum likes it. I told you she'd like it. I'll be excited. Yeah, get her to show you her tattoo, Riker. Tell Mum to tell you about her go-go dancing days. Let's go to Tess.

Hi, Tess. Hi, Tess. Hi, guys. How are you? I'm really good. Oh, that's good. Finished work. Happy as.

Oh, lovely, Tess. How good is it to finish work while the sun's still out, Tess? So nice. Oh, my God. Game changer. What do you do for work, Tess? I'm an early childcare teacher. Oh, get out there, mate.

You'll get heaps more sunlight. What time do you finish in teaching? Well, I was 5.30 today, but we got out of there early because all the sun showed up early because they want to enjoy the sun too, probably. Love to hear it. Love to hear it. Hey, Tess, what is your DOB? It is the 12th of the 12 too, probably. Love to hear it. Love to hear it. Hey, Tess, what is your DOB?

It is the 12th of the 12th, 1992. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2008. And on your 16th, this was at the top. Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read my poker face. She's got me like nobody. Gaga, pokerer Face. What do you reckon, Tess? Pretty good.

I like the first one better. Oh, do you? Okay. Oh, yeah, a bit of Mr. Vain, Culture Beat. Tess has got style. One more for Joy. Hi, Joy. Hi, Joy.

Hi. Hi. How's your day been, Joy? Yeah, good. What have you been up to? I'm just doing gardening. Oh, God, I've been loving some gardening at, good. What have you been up to? I'm just doing gardening. Oh, God, I've been loving some gardening at the moment. What have you been doing?

Veggie patch, flowers? I'm trying to plant some strawberry plants, but I don't want to put them in too soon because the sun's quite strong, so I'm just waiting until seven. Oh, God. Very wholesome on the Brian Clint Show today. God, that gets my motor running, Joy. You have no idea.

I just love it. Hey, what is your date of birth? 14th of July, 1982. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002. We've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. It's getting hot in here. God, it couldn't fit you more beautifully waiting for the sun to go down

to put in her strawberry plants. What do you reckon, Joy? Yeah, I remember that song. Banger. Okay, wait there. Huge. Nelly Gaga, Culture Beats. I'm voting for Hodden here.

Just say you're voting for Culture Beat. Hurry up. Culture Beat, Mr. Banger. Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger voting for Culture Beat. Hurry up. Culture Beat, Mr. Bane. Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Culture Beat, Mr. Bane. You wouldn't read about it. Let's go, baby. Luckily, we're going to Ella for the vote today.

Yes, clicker face, clicker face. How many minutes do we have of this? Oh, for goodness sake. Is it a beautiful four? Rika, Mum just won birthday banger. Yay. Yeah, let's go, Mama Lane. Rika hates as much as Ella does.

Rika's like, never heard this song. It's a tune, though. Turn it up, Bree and Clint at ZM. Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Culture Beat. It's called Mr. Vain from the year 1993. No regrets here.

Claudia, any regrets from you? No regrets. No regrets. Not a one. It even won over Gen Z producer Ella, didn't it? It got me grooving and twerking and humping things I didn't know I could do. Maybe you like trance music. Yeah, you need to stop putting your head in that area of my vicinity because...

Yeah, sorry. I have to report you to HR. I apologise. I mean, it was in the heat of the moment, so we'll move on. It happened. I'm sorry. We're doing some very suggestive moves in Claudia's way. Check out our Instagram if you want to see it. Right, you catch your breath.

Brian Clint, that's birthday bang. We do it every day at 5.30. We'll tell you what yours is tomorrow if you get through the number one song on your 16th birthday. Brian Clint.

Last week, I was very lucky to be invited to that Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat pop-up store. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Where they recreated an old-school Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat pop-up store. Oh, yeah, I've seen that, where they recreated an old-school Pizza Hut restaurant. Yeah.

Isn't it good? It was great. Yeah. It was so nostalgic. The ice cream machine? Ice cream machine was working a treat. They had the mousse. They had all the desserts.

They had all the pizzas you could dream of. It was really good. Okay. It was really cool. Yeah, it looks fun. It was really fun, but. It was really cool. It looks fun. It was really fun. But there was quite a few people because we got invited to the event before they opened it to the public so we could go in and experience it and have a go.

And I went with ex-producer of the show, producer Ellie, and some of the other girls that work here, and we turned up to this event, and I soon realised that I pretty much knew like half the people there, like lining up for the event. And I don't know if you know this about me, but I hate small talk. Oh, God, there's nothing I hate more. I hate small talk. I'm the type of person

that I'd rather just get into a real conversation. I don't want to dance around and you know oh the weather and all that kind of BS. Yeah but you don't want to go deep into deep chat with everybody. I do. That's where small talk has it's place. No I do. Small talk

does not have a place in my world. But deep talk, you risk getting into a conversation with someone who's got some weird point of view and you're like, oh God, now I have to talk to you. You're crazy. And that's when I just dip out. Oh, right. Okay. But I just really don't like it. I don't think anybody enjoys small talk.

You don't reckon anyone likes it? No, I think it's a means to an end. I don't think anybody loves it. It just kind of exists. I thought this afternoon we could practice a bit of our small talk. Yeah. Well, it's definitely an art. It's a real art. Being good at small talk, yeah.

Like, I hate it, but I think I'm pretty good at it. Do you? Yeah. I hate it. I can talk a little bit about everything. I hate it. I think I'm bad at it. Oh, you think you're bad at it?

I'm going to guess that Ella also thinks she's bad at it. I don't love it at all. Brie, I've noticed you are very good at it. clint and i together it's just kind of quiet it's fine it's fine and i'm fine with that we're both not good at it i'm fine with that yeah yeah i'm good at talking about i'm just good at talking a lot of crap yeah claudia uh i don't like it and i'm bad at it okay should we all have a practice? Yeah. I think we should be somewhere. I think we should be like in a bar. At a bar.

Yep. We're in a bar, but it's like, it's a mutual friends thing at the bar, but we don't know each other. Yes. So we know the person whose birthday or whatever it is, but we don't know each other. Okay, sweet. Okay, cool. Oh, hi. Who do you know here?

Oh, the birthday boy. Oh, the birthday boy. Yeah. I don't know him. What's his name? Oh, this is his birthday party. I know, but I got bought with someone else. I'm a plus one.

Oh, crazy. Yeah. What's his name? His name's Jeremiah. You don't know him, do you? No, I do. He's a bullfrog. God, that's a nice watch.

How much money do you earn? Whoa! This is not small talk. This is not small talk. She's big talking. What are your thoughts on the latest campaign trail with Kamala Harris and Donald Trump? It's a good question. I'm just going to grab a drink for a second.

Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Sorry, I'm just trying to escape a conversation that I'm in. Yeah, no, all good. I'm right here. Hi there, though. Hi. How do you fit in? Are you...

I date Jeremiah. What's his moustache's girlfriend, are you? No, I date the birthday boy. Oh, you date the birthday boy. Yeah, yeah. What was his name again? Jeremiah. Jeremiah.

Yes. Did he used to be a bullfrog? What's a bullfrog? Sorry, I just have to say, Jeremiah Jeremiah Yes Did he used to be a bullfrog? What's a bullfrog? Um Sorry I just I just have to say Clint

I really love your top Where did you get it from? Oh thank you It looks like you thrifted it From like a very cheap Bargain bin Are you into op shopping? Okay

Offensive I'm not very good at op shopping Um I got it off Trade Me Oh Yeah yeah Question guys If you had to murder someone

How would you do it? What the hell do you do? Oh my god. Sorry, what was your name? We haven't been properly introduced yet. Hey, I'm Nigel. Hi, Nigel. Been alone for a while. Got no mates. That's funny. Nigel's got a sense of humour. I like it. Are you in comedy? No, I've thought about it,

but I don't think it's for me. Oh. Yeah. What do you do for work? Oh, I actually work for this really underground company. Like, it's a start- Oh. Yeah. What do you do for work? I actually work for this really underground company. Like, it's a startup. Okay. You're annoying me. Yeah, we deal with bitcoins a lot. I'm bored.

Yeah. Bitcoins, plural. Bitcoins. Plural, yeah. Is it like how far underground is your office? Like, very far underground. Are you a mole? Right.

Yeah, we're actually mole people. It's an underground startup for mole people. So, another random question now that we're all here and we're all chatting. Has anyone ever contracted an STD? No, but I get thrush a lot. Do you? Same here. She's sucking you in.

This is not small talk. But I'm talking. There's a lot of home remedies. Do you want to come over here? I'll give you some of my home remedies. All right, I'll just open up. Just pull out the... No, I don't want to look at your bits.

I just want to tell you what you can use. This is a great party. Nigel, can I... I don't smoke, but would you like to go outside for a cigarette? I'd love to actually start smoking too. I love smoking. Do you want to come out and have a big puff on my vape? No, that's gents.

Oh, no. I've just tested positive for COVID. I've got to go home. Oh, my God. I have COVID. I'm not even meant to be here. I'll come with you. We'll share an Uber.

Why don't we talk like this when we're alone? See? Small talk. This is fun. Easy. Can I say one thing about small talk? People hate the, what do you do for a job, as a question. You reckon?

Yeah, they're like, oh my God, what a cliche question. It's kind of the only place you can go with someone that you don't know. Yeah. Like, it's the only way you can find, because small talk is all about trying to find common ground. Because then you can branch off. It's all about trying to find something to veer off into. I have a loophole for that. Yeah.

If you don't want to go out with what do you do as a job, you could just say, what do you do in your week? And that opens it up to them if they want to go into hobbies or work or whatever. True, in case they don't identify as an employee. Yeah. I've got another way that's similar to those, but you can just say, hi, so do you come from money? Or have you made your own?

Free. Feel free to use any or none of those tips at your next awkward social gathering. I got thrashed. I think we all did well. How would you guys murder someone? Hypothetically. Hypothetically, of course.

If you had a body in your boot. You know, like what would you do with it? Free and Clint. Guys, I've come up with a plan, an idea to make our partners, because there's no single people on this show. No, there's not. No, we're all hot and taken. Aren't we all just emotionally intelligent and can hold down a real relationship?

So far. Good for us. So we've all got partners, and I thought we could put our partners To the test this afternoon By playing a little game Of Callback Heroes Here's how it works It's a pretty simple game

All of us have our phones in our hands We're going to call our partners at the exact same time. Let it ring twice, two rings, and then you hang up. Okay. Okay? Yep. First partner to call their partner back wins. That's fun.

Oh, okay. Wins what? Yeah, what do we win? Best partner award. Lunch? I already have that. Oh. Oh. When's what? Yeah, what do we win? Best partner award. Lunch? I already have that. Oh. Oh.

Here we go. How about, how about, how about, let's make it interesting. Last partner to call back buys a round of drinks on Friday at the pub. It's payday as well. This is not fair. My wife's putting our children to bed at the moment. My girlfriend works at the neonatal intensive care unit looking after 40 babies. Well, you shouldn't be calling her at all.

I know, but it's fun. My partner's in an Aussie. Mine's at the gym. Okay. We're all good. All right. Here we go. Three, two, one.

Start calling. One, two, end. Start calling. One, two, end. Cool. Hung up. Okay. Hung up. Okay. Oh, my God.

Everyone's hung up? Yep. Yep. He was active as well. I was just chatting. No one can text. Claudia. I'm not.

I'm checking for other messages. What are you doing? This is my friend, Sarah. Ow! Oh, my God. I'm getting wet. Oh, my God. I'm in this car.

I'm in this car. I'm in this car! Hello? Hello? Excuse me, you interrupted taste. I was having to cleanse that sound from my ears. She's listening to Sabrina Carpenter. Thanks, Bigger. I'm out!

I've just had a call and a text. Was that a mistake? Question mark. I'm out. Okay, it's between Ella and Clint. Oh no, I don't want to pipe up. One's on Aussie time zone. One's on bath and bedtime. Oh my god, this is so nerve wracking.

I regret the bet. He's an Aussie looking at flipping the porcupine things. What are they called? Now I need to text my partner. It was for a bet on air. They would have thought it was an emergency us calling them in the middle of work. On air.

Because he knows not to bother me at work. They should call you back then. I think we've lost Ella. I think we're losers. I think we've lost. I think if they haven't called back by now. Well, I'd rather pay for two. No.

Was that someone? No, that was Claude. My partner's messaging me a lot now. Damn it. Oh, well. Our partners don't love us, I guess. I reckon we'll update this tomorrow. Like, this is still on. Someone has to be this tomorrow Like this is still on Someone has to be last

This is still on, someone has to be last We will continue this Until one of your partners calls you back We will update you tomorrow Bree and Clint, here's Dasher and Austin on ZM And that's us. We are done. Let's get the hell out of here and enjoy this daylight that we now have

at five to seven in the evening. So much nicer, eh? Big difference an hour makes. Huge difference. And it's going to get better and better and better. I'm going home to, because my family's away as well, I'm going home to cook a steak on the barbecue outside for dinner. Oh, that sounds nice. I'm going right in. I'm going home to cook a steak on the barbecue outside for dinner. Oh, that sounds nice.

I'm going right in. I'm going to go home and sunbathe. Are you? Imagine. I'm going to get the areolas out. I'm going to get the areolas out of my backyard. Well, now would be the time to do it. Yeah, I mean, is it?

Because it would be more gentle. Is it legal to be naked in your own backyard? It's a great question. I feel like so long as you're not forcing it on your neighbours, then yeah. Interesting. Like, if you know that your neighbours can see you, then probably is frowned upon.

Yeah, but I mean, they don't have to look. But if they have to crane their neck to see, then... They don't have to look. It's on them, yeah. It depends, you know, what I look like, if they're into it or not. Well, that's true too. Maybe give them dinner and a show.

That's true. I think it's more illegal the less attractive you are. Gotcha. Well, I'm in the clear then. Yeah, you're good. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye.

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