ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st August 2021

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast everybody. Brie, have you listened to the new Kanye West album yet? No. Oh mate, it's so good. I do want to listen to it. Yeah, it's long. It's almost two hours long. Good listen though. Oh, that is quite long.

Yeah, a few other songs are double up so. Can you give me the can give you a bit The best Yeah we'll give you the best We've been talking about this actually Ben and Anastasia and I It's incredible Because I want to play you

The best song Because I want to get you Hooked on the album So that you'll actually Listen to it Because I know you're sceptical I know you think Kanye May have fallen off a little bit

No like I love Kanye And I think he's a genius I just think Some of his latest stuff Hasn't been my personal taste Let us play you the opening track to the album Donda. It's the title track. Oh, no.

And I believe, we believe, this is the biggest banger on the album. Definitely my favourite. So wait, what's this called? Donda. Donda. After his mum. From the album Donda. Great.

Here it is. Donda, Donda, Donda. Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda. Donda, Donda, Donda, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, Wait this is the best part And it builds Dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder. Dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder. Dunder. Shit! Is that his mum's voice? No, she's dead. No, but it could have been like a recording from before.

Oh, right, it's not. True. But bang it away. Those? What the fuck? Honestly. What the fuck? Honestly. What the fuck is going on? Did you hear it again?

No, I don't. No, no, no. What else? Are you going to show me anything else? No. The album's not very good. You think? Stop pretending to like it.

Hey, that weekend song's good. Stop trying to like it. Hey, that Weekend song's good. Stop trying to like it. Play me the Weekend song. The Weekend song's okay. This is it. Hiya. I'll just say, the Weekend was already giving us this, though. It's very Weekend vibes.

Time to. Dunder. Dunder. Ben's buddies are Dunder. Stop it, Ben. Yeah, the weekend has done this already. This is good, but... It's good, though. I like it.

I agree. This is more weekend than Dunder. It's better than That first song Donda Chone Um I just Look

To be honest I haven't finished The album yet It's fucking Two hours long Yeah Um But

It kind of just About five Eight tracks in It kind of just Sort of just It never There's no bit that goes No more man

should have all that power it never goes it never comes up you know just kind of levels yeah what would you

sorry for coming out here Anastasia I just feel no no you're sweet no no people are passionate we've been waiting we've been waiting

to be honest I'm more excited about a fucking Adele album when is that coming out because you know you know what you more excited about a fucking Adele album. When is that coming out? Because you know what you're going to get with Adele every time. You say that. Brilliant.

You say that, but I mean, have you heard the album? For copyright reasons, we can't say the name of the artist. We all thought it was going to be incredible, but yeah. In fairness to Adele, how many hit albums has Adele had? Three. Three or four? Three. She had 19, 21, 24?

24? 27. And 20. It's how old she is, right? She's had four. I do have one thing to say about that. It's how old she is when she's writing it or when she starts writing it. She's not allowed to because of the- Yeah, it. She's not allowed to because of the...

Yeah, copyright. She's not allowed to report that anymore. She's not allowed to talk about the breakup, which is all we're listening for. So hopefully someone's... That's so weird. That's like telling Kanye he can't talk about... Dunder, dunder, dunder.

What would that album be without that? Not as good. Sounds like panda, panda. That's what I see. You know, Adele's not Naming this next album After the age she was Really

Yeah she said She believes in Classic over 30 move Just stop counting Yeah she's like True That is true This album's called

30-ish Yeah he's trapped himself This album's called Still got it Also do you think We'll ever get a New Rihanna album Yep she's coming

She'll be Oh I can't Why isn't she on The Kanye album Because she heard that And goes no thanks Yeah Or is this

Is this Dunder Dunder Nah that's not Rih I reckon her and A$AP would do it Have you heard Cake cake cake

Cake cake cake Fuck that's a great song Dunder dunder dunder Dunder dunder dunder Dunder dunder Just suggesting Just supposing Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake Fuck, that's a great song Dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder Just suggesting it Just supposing it And that's what Tonya, he gets you thinking Oh, we didn't do that song for the food songs yesterday Oh yeah

Dunder Bring up Cake by Rihanna, that's a great song No, it's not called Cake, it's called Birthday Cake And when I was old enough to listen to it I thought it was about Birthday Cake Nah most of Riri's songs are not What you think they are What about Jeremiah Birthday Sex

I love that song I love Jeremiah Girl you know I ride Damn are we going to get Are we going to get copyrighted because of all that Donda In the podcast today You can't count that as music That's the best song on the album I'll be right in because of all that Donda in the podcast today. Yeah. You can't count that as music. Oh, come on.

Oh, that's the best song on the album. Yeah. I'm going to actually listen to other songs now just to see. Do you want me to give you my top seven? Yeah. No, not top seven. Give me your top three that I can listen to on the way home. It's a good joke because there's 27 songs on the album.

There's 27? What? I'll give you my top three. Okay, top three. I'll give you my top three Okay top three I'll listen to your top three Are you sure? I bet you got top seven I'm not joking

There's 27 songs on the album Oh my god That's a big album Some of them are part twos Because they're different verses From different artists It's incredible And I mean

I could listen to that Donda song Over and over So take me eight Do you want to? Donda Donda Donda I wonder who that is Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda song over and over, so it'd take me ages. Do you want to? Oh, really? Donda, Donda.

I wonder who that is. Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda. That really fucked him up, hey, when he lost his mum. Absolutely. And as it would anyone. Yeah. But he was super close with his mum and that was horrific. He paid for the plastic surgery that killed her. Yeah, that's what I mean.

And such a, like, you don't have any time. It's like a tragedy. And then you feel... It was a freak accident too. And then you feel responsible. She was healthy. Yeah, because, you know, oh, terrible. No wonder. That really messed him up. Poor guy.

I feel really bad for Kanye. I do. I really feel for him because he's obviously struggling with bipolar disorder and then he lost his mom and then he married Kim Kardashian, who I think is not a bad person. But, I mean, imagine being married to Kim Kardashian. And then Kanye was uber famous already. I need some stability.

I'll marry a Kardashian. Just be wild. The headroom ring. The last thing that you would need. The headroom ring. Yeah. Just, Mary Kardashian. It'd just be wild. The last thing that you would need. The headroom ring. Just the last thing. I remember Kim brought out a song. Oh, that was fun.

Her song was awesome. Alright, you vote. Kim's song or Donda? You have to walk down the aisle to one of them. Probably Kim's song, eh? What is that song? Her song Didn't they turn Didn't the whole family do a song one time They did Lady Marmalade

They're the goats They're so good Too much Was it Jam Turn It Up Yeah They play in my jam They play in my jam That's right They play in my jam

Yeah that was This will take us out This is the Kim Kardashian song That Brie's gonna walk down the aisle to Crank it DJ Ben Oh my god I'll blow you up I'm going out tonight It's going down Straight to the front of the line On the fly, on the floor I can't stand still

And I'm going to work like I'm paying my bills Bingo We are getting so fucking done Nah, no one's checking for this song Nah, no one's checking for this song Kim's like, thank you for playing the song Skip to the bit Nah you skipped the bit

Do you reckon she regrets this? Nah I don't reckon she regrets anything Do you reckon she regrets it? Nah she doesn't Everything keeps her relevant Hey mate You gotta give it to them Brilliant business women

Yeah they still keep going. Mate, they've just got one venture after another. All right, guys, enjoy the podcast. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, guys. Dunder. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Happy Tuesday or as everyone outside of Auckland is saying, KFC Eve. Can you not post it on social tomorrow please? Because we're just going to get jealous. It makes it that much harder when you see it.

You know what? You know what's really weird is that I feel like I've never said this out loud before. I'm not the biggest overseas holiday person. Right. I don't like, I'm not obsessed with going overseas and going holiday as much as other people. Yeah. But for the first. You're not hashtag wanderlust. like, I'm not obsessed with going overseas and going holiday. Yeah, okay. As much as other people. Yeah. But for the first. You're not hashtag wanderlust. No, I'm not.

I would much rather go for a holiday in New Zealand. Oh, well, have I got the pandemic for you. I know. So good. So I've been, you know, it's been pretty good. I had my first moment yesterday, last night, of where I was like, oh, I wish I could go there. Where was it?

My friends were posting old photos of them in Bali. Oh, I thought you were going to say KFC Cambridge. That too. But, oh, I had my first moment. Have you been to Bali? No. Oh, so good. It was on the last, we were meant to go for Ross Boss's 40th.

Oh, yeah, that was meant to be last year. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. And with meant to go for Ross Boss's 40th. Oh, yeah. That was meant to be last year. Yeah. It's so good. And with a group of friends, it's awesome. Obviously, everything is relative. And what's hard for you is definitely hard. But I had a conversation with Lucy, my wife, today. And she said, how much must people in Sydney hate hearing about how over lockdown we are?

Like, it's been 14 days, which is ages. But they've been locked down for like three months. Slash nearly a year. Like, you know, ups and downs. So perspective, but also everything is relative.

Yeah. And enjoy your KFC tomorrow. Okay. Don't worry about us. We'll get ours eventually. You enjoy your KFC. You go get that 24 piece feed. Yeah.

That's a new meal they're doing. Maybe stockpile your KFC. Cause remember those people wasn piece feed. Yeah. That's a new meal they're doing. Maybe stockpile your KFC because remember those people were making good money on Trade Me. Yeah. And sell it to all of the Aucklanders. Yeah, that was a joke by the way. That was what I just said was a joke. Now people are going to do that now. Just for legal reasons I have to say it was a joke. Now Clint said it

so if you have any issues just email Clinton Roberts. That's Clinton Roberts underscore 69 at Hotmail.com if you want to get in touch. Let's start the show with Tradiverse Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to our mates at KFC up for grabs right now.

That's right. If you want it, you've got to win. So call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. If you think you've got the chops to go all the way. This is 2021. No, you stop. That wasn't meant to be. You keep talking.

Okay, I'll keep talking. And if you're on the tradies side, you could bring the tradies up to a 70-70 point tie for the year. But if you're on the ladies side, you can go even further into the lead. I've fixed it, by the way. You got it? I was trying to put the new Dua Lipa Elton John song in.

I nailed the padding thing that time. Good padding, mate. Padding for time. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Tradies vs. the Ladies, where two people go head-to-head

to see who is better at knowing a bit of everything. $50 cash, thanks to KFC Up for Grads. Let's meet our lady first. We'll go head-to-head to see who is better at knowing a bit of everything. Yeah. $50 cash, thanks to KFC Up for Grads. Let's meet our lady first. She's from Fielding. She's 53, and she's a school principal. Welcome to the show, Tina. Hello, Mrs. Tina.

Kia ora, korua. Kia ora. Hi to you. Can you tell us, does the principal have to get on Zoom to the kids during lockdown? I get on Facebook and upload posts to them so that they sort of know that I'm there and all the community knows what's going on. Yeah, good. You're like the Jacinda of your school. Yeah.

Yeah, I love being the mama. Yeah, that's nice. That's a good time. Okay. Do you want to give a shout out to your school, Tina, in case they're listening? I'd love to give a shout out to Te Kura o Wairau and Palmerston North,

thinking about all of my whānau and my community and my children and all of those that are coming back in Level 3 tomorrow. I'll see you then. Oh, you're a cool principal. Very cool, Tina. Okay. And we love Palmerston North on this show.

Love Palmerston North. You'll be going head to head with our tradie today. He's 49. He's from Lower Hutt, and he was in the King Kong movie. Damn. Welcome to the show, Troy. Thank you. G'day, Troy.

What did you do in the King Kong movie? I was one of the sailors on the ship. That's so cool, man. No way. Your big claim to fame. Have you got the movie on Blu-ray? No, no. Every time it comes up

The kids always Yeah They're like Dad, you're on the TV Dad, you're famous Dad, you're famous How come you're not rich If you're on the movie, Dad?

Yeah Hey, Troy We learnt this fact About that movie The other day on the show That it was One of the movies That blew the budget

Was that because they hired you? Pretty much Pretty much. Pretty much. I wasn't heavy enough for King Kong. Yeah, right. Okay. Troy, your buzzer is tradie. Tina, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers wins $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. If this lockdown goes much longer, it'll be Christmas before we know it. How many reindeer does Santa have? Lady. Yes, Tina.

Twelve. We got a free guess there, Troy. Eight. You both were very close. It's nine. It's nine. Remember, it has to be an odd number

because Rudolph's at the front. Yeah. Okay, Troy, none of that. Lucky not many people always see. Sure. Hey, Tina, none of that. Lucky not many people. Hey, Tina, can you, Mrs. Tina, can you please tell Troy off for swearing in your teacher voice? I feel like we're in lockdown and it's like you've got to be kind. Yeah, but he's swearing on the radio.

Tina just said it's fine. You know, it's a reality. We'll have a think time. Okay, have a think time. Tina, let's get this show on the road then. Question number two. China has put in place a ban on under-18s only using computer games for a max of three hours per week.

What is the popular computer game Fort What? Fortnite. Oh, Trady? Yes, Troy. Fortnite. It is Fortnite. Nice work, one to the tradies. Question number three.

Everywhere moves to level three tomorrow except Auckland and Northland. What is the Maldi name for Auckland? Sorry, lady. Tina. Tina. I'm freaking out. I have just gone blank. Oh, my God.

Three, two, one. Free guess, Troy. I heard it, but I couldn't tell you what it is. Come on, guys. Tamaki Makoto. Tamaki Makoto. There it is. You knew it as soon as we said it.

We don't care. All right, Troy. Troy's had a few beers and logged out. All right, question number four. Still one point to the tradies. Kiwi, Russell Crowe, famous for movies like Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind and American Gangster, but what rugby league club is he the owner of?

Yes, Troy. Rabbit O's. It is the Rabbit O's. Two to the tradies. Here comes question number five. Are you sure you didn't play the monkey, Troy? Some of the noises you're making are very gorilla-esque. All right, two to the Tradies.

You need this one here, Tina, okay? Come on, ladies. All right, come on, Tina. Who sings this song? Go, Mitch. Tradies? Yes, Troy. Is that Kanye? Yeah, he's done it.

Our potty mouth Trady movie star today, Troy, takes home 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. You got it, Troy. It's been a pleasure having you on too, Tina. Well done, Troy. All the best, guys. Take care. You too, Tina. Bree and Clint. As someone who's in a relationship having you on too, Tina. Well done, Troy. All the best, guys. Take care. You too, Tina. Bree and Clint.

As someone who's in a relationship, Clint, what are your thoughts on putting tracking devices on your partner? Just hypothetically. Yeah, hypothetically. Yeah. Look, I see it as a mild invasion of privacy. But I mean, technically, you own them. Those are your words, not mine.

I'm making a joke. Yeah, obviously. Just double checking. The thing is you don't need to in lockdown. Everyone knows where their partner is. Yeah, you should know where they are. If you need to put a tracking partner on your lockdown during, what? A tracking partner?

Mate, we're not talking about putting a tracking partner on your partner. I'm anti, okay? I'm anti putting a tracking device on your partner. Yeah, I think I tracking partner. Mate, we're not talking about putting a tracking partner on your partner. I'm anti, okay? I'm anti putting a tracking device on your partner. Yeah, I think I am too. Yeah, just do what normal people do. Unless. Log into their phone while they're asleep and activate their snap map. Well, that's good.

That's good. Pretty much the same thing, I would argue. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. Look, I am against it, except, I mean, there is certain situations where I can side with people who've used tracking devices. Listen to this story. Okay. So there's this woman, she's been married for nine years. She's got two kids. She's from New Zealand, actually. So this happened here in

New Zealand. She said, the marriage has always been nothing but amazing. My husband has always treated me really well, doing little special things for me every couple of weeks, meals, romantic gestures. He's a great father and husband to me and our two kids. Wonderful. So that's great. She goes, it wasn't until recently that he unexpectedly announced that he wanted a break.

Out of the blue, no explanation. Whoa. Alarm bells started ringing for me. He said he was going to go stay at a friend's house for a couple of days. Yeah. He came back after a couple of days but was still acting very strange. So I decided I needed to find out what was going on.

Right. So I decided I would put a tracking device on my husband's car. Fine. Okay. Look, if you think that he's cheating, then I see what you're saying. If you've asked him and he said no. Okay. Did you ask him?

We skipped that bit. It doesn't say. We just skipped straight to I put a tracking device on him. And he said no? No, okay, did you ask him? We skipped that bit. It doesn't say. We just skipped straight to, I put a tracking device on him. I'm assuming. If he wants a break from the marriage, he's either, there's only two options.

He's either cheating on you or he's having a midlife crisis. Or both. Usually go hand in hand. It's much cheaper just to ask him because how much does a tracking device cost? Well, I mean, you can get those Apple tracking devices

that don't cost too much. Air tags. Yeah. Would that work? Yes. Would an air tag work? Yes, if you put it in their car or if you put it in the bottom of their bag and they didn't know.

Oh, so it sounds like you've done this before. It's getting incredibly easy to track people. Isn't it? Back in the day, it's these spy devices and you saw someone magneting it to the bottom of their car and it's got an antenna. These days, like we said, just turn something on on their phone and it will literally tell you where they are.

Yeah, that is it. Anyway, she found out that she was right. He was driving to this one particular house most nights. So she decided when she was tracking the device, she saw that he was at this same location. So she drove over there to the same location and he was very shocked to see her and said, how did you find me?

And she said, what's going on? And then the girl that was there told her everything. Yeah, right. But she already knew that without the tracking device. I know, but she just wanted to make sure with the tracking device. She needed the receipt. But I mean, you can take back the tracking device after you find out. Use it on your next boyfriend.

Yeah, true. Just for safety. Keep it in the drawer. Keep it charged just in case. Our COVID numbers are going down, so we've got to be doing the right thing, right? We've got to be doing the right thing. We must be abiding by the level four lockdown.

Some people aren't, though, and some data has been released From Dunedin Shout out Dunedin We love you We know it's not all of you Naughty Some naughty people in Dunedin Have been caught

Breaking lockdown And the police have released The reasons that are being given Oh this is interesting So they set up several checkpoints Over the city on the weekend They found that traffic volumes Were similar to the usual amount Of traffic pre-pandemic.

Oh, God. So people were like, bro, my bubble is my car. I'm just, I'm in my bubble. I'm just moving. This is my bubble. I'm moving my bubble. You made me wind the window down on my bubble. Top reasons were boredom.

Oh, that's not a good reason. Yeah. Go for a walk around your area. Going to visit family and friends. Oh, not good either. And going to get snacks. Snack one I can get on board with. Running out of potato chips was big.

No, well, go to the servo around the corner. Go to your supermarket. Send your designated shopper to the supermarket. Anyway, the police are having to deal with this stuff. And I thought this afternoon, because those excuses are pretty crap, to be honest. They're not good. I thought, could we brainstorm some ideas? Not that we're wanting you to use these.

It's hypothetical. It's a hypothetical. Just a bit of fun. But like if you got pulled over by a police officer. It's good to brush up on your lying skills sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Like, would you like to, why don't we role play this? Okay.

And you can pull me over. Okay. Okay, so. All right, you ready? So I'm driving along And then Excuse me sir Oh hi officer

Do you know why I pulled you over No Because it's bloody lockdown What are you doing Oh yeah yeah yeah I ran out of toilet paper And I didn't want to stockpile, so I didn't want to go to the supermarket. So I'm driving around trying to find a public toilet

so I can rob it and take the toilet paper home to stay at home and save lives. You know public toilets are all closed in level four lockdown, sir. Damn it. And that's a fail. You don't get passed. I'm going to pull over. I think I'm going to pull over producer Anastasia.

See if she's got a good excuse. Excuse me, ma'am. Can I ask why you're out driving during level four lockdown? Hello, officer. I'm actually driving to Hamilton to visit my sick grandfather, the colonel. He's famous for his fried chicken. And I'm finally, I really need to see him.

No. I think that story checks it out. No, it doesn't check out. You're not allowed to visit sick relatives. He's a sick grandfather. He's a sick grandfather. She's going to Hamilton to get some KFC. He's sick.

No. Get in the paddy wagon, Anastasia. All right. Do you want to pull Ben over? Yeah, okay. Okay. You ready? Excuse me, sir.

Do you know how fast you were going? Nah. Not at all. Please let me know, officer. It's not even about that because it's level four lockdown. Whereabouts are you going? I'm going home. I have been at the supermarket and I won't tell you what I've got.

Checking for groceries. I'm going to search your whole car. Please do not do that, officer. You were too nervous. You were resting straight away. You were so suspicious. You were arrested straight away. Yeah, I was straight away. You were so suspicious. Don't you?

No ideas for evading the police in lockdown yet. You've got one more person to pull over. I feel like I've got the winner. Excuse me, ma'am. Can I ask why you are out driving during Level 4 lockdown? Have you ever seen that movie with Steve Carell? It's called The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Yeah, I love that movie.

So, interesting story. Same kind of story for me. And I finally got the opportunity to change that around and I thought I need to take my opportunity while it's here and I'm on my way to go meet a guy I met on Tinder. Are you telling me you're breaching lockdown to have sex with a 40 year old virgin?

It's been 40 years! 40 years! Are your pants undone? Yes. It's time to go to Hollywood for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the big YouTube star, Jake Paul's fight went down. What's happened?

Okay, he did a fight. He had a fight, sorry, with Tyrone Woodley, as you may know. And he actually won, kind of like a typicality, I guess you could say. But he's gone on social media and he said, this is what he wrote, when you get 10% closer to becoming a billionaire, that is alleging that he made $100 million from this fight when he beat the 39-year-old superstar Woodley. Now, here's the thing.

There's no way, there's absolutely no way he really made $100 million from that fight. That would be like a record breaker. That's like record breaking, right? What he may have meant was he's now reached $100 million net worth. Maybe that's what he meant. This fight might have kicked him to

that point, but I do not believe that he made $100 million from that fight. I bloody hope he didn't make $100 million. Yeah, me too. I heard he made a couple of million and Tyrone Woodley made like only a mil. Really? Yeah. I heard Jake Paul made double what he made. Only a

mil, eh? Funny. Only a mil. Would you get beaten up by Jake Paul for a million dollars? Or Logan Paul? Which one is it? No, both of them are fighting. Jake's the other one. Yeah, Logan Paul is the one that fought Floyd Mayweather and his younger brother Jake Paul is the one that

has recently had a fight. And which one is the one that got cancelled for the Suicide Forest video? That's Logan, the older one. The other one. And that's the one who's... Yeah, but Jake is just as big of a... Yeah, right. Man, these are such great people. I'm so happy for them.

Good role models for the kids. I see them around LA. You know what Logan Paul drives? He drives this... You know those G-Wagon Mercedes, the real boxy square ones? Yes. His is like jacked up like a monster truck version.

Of course it is. Like, it's like... I can't even... What's the word? I don't know. We would call it... I can't even say the word on air, but it's just like a toffer.

Did you say that word? Yeah, penis mobile. I think that's the technical term for the car. Yeah, anything not to draw attention to himself. There's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and car spotter, Steve McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Okay, everybody, grab yourself a long drink of water.

Maybe even a nice red glass of wine. Maybe crack a window a little bit. Maybe it's still like four o'clock. It's about to get quite steamy in here as we play episode three of Blooming Desire. What's Blooming Desire? Well, if you've missed it, a man called Jack Nichol,

who's been very bored in lockdown, has reimagined the people in charge of the COVID-19 response in what can only be described as romantic fiction erotic fan fiction who would have thought that the 1pm

press conference would have been turned into erotic fan fiction we couldn't get away with this if the country wasn't in lockdown right now. But it is in lockdown. So I'll give you a quick warning. Today's episode, probably PG-15. Yeah.

It stars Brie Thomasel as Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Who's playing Clark Gayford? Oh, Amitai from Sole Vio. Yeah. He does a real good job. And the whole thing is narrated by none other than the Bachelor NZ, Moses Mackay. Here it is, everybody.

The final episode of Blooming Desire, created by Jack Nichol. Part two. Later, when she got home, she put her briefcase down and walked into the kitchen. Clark was already opening a bottle of red wine, his muscular fisherman forearms making short work of the cork. She loved Clark. He was the perfect husband. Handsome, funny, supportive, and liberal, both politically and sexually.

And as a fisherman, he knew how to handle his rod. They had been secretly, ethically non-monogamous for years and enjoyed their lives thoroughly. But they always came back together. She kissed him deeply,

then gratefully took the red wine between her lips. I watched the press conference. He smiled. The sexual tension between you and the Director General is like Ross and Rachel. Just hurry up and do it already. No, Clark. I'm a professional. Well, if you're not going to do it, do you mind if I try?

Jacinda almost spat out her red wine. After all these years, he still surprised her. Clark, I didn't realise you were... Clark smiled. You didn't realise I was bi? He said, nonchalantly sipping his wine. They don't call me Clark. A little bit gay.

Fed for nothing. To be continued. But not on this show. It's got real Sex and the City vibes. Doesn't it just? It really does. Are we cancelled? I think we are definitely going to be cancelled if the Prime Minister finds out.

Well, no one tell her, okay? She's a bit of fun. Hey, at least she's real busy at the moment. She won't hear about this. She'll never hear about this. Bree and Clint. Look, lockdown for me at the moment, still pretty busy. You and I come in here, we do our show every day, we have meetings

and I'm also currently doing a voiceover for Celebrity Treasure Island which goes to air next week on TV too. Yeah, good plug. Good plug. And so I'm doing all these things at the moment and then my partner's also a nurse so, you know, we're both very busy. You're both essential workers. Yes.

So sometimes I don't have heaps and heaps of time. See how I'm trying to build up. You're prefacing what you're about to tell us. I'm trying to build up my backstory here. Is this another Uber Eats to the couch situation? Look, and there was something happened this morning where I was in an altercation where, you know, I'm pretty sure I didn't deserve it.

Okay. But I decided I had a small window of time where I needed to go walk my dog, Whitney. Okay. And I had this brilliant idea where I was like, sweet, I've got this electric scooter that I'm borrowing at the moment. I'm going to put Whitney on her harness and I'm going to race her down

on the scooter so she can run. I've heard about you doing this with limes when we were out of lockdown. Yeah. Right, so you've gone whole hog and got yourself a scooter to walk the dog now. Yeah. Kind of defeats the exercise principle. No, no, no, but hear me out.

Yeah. I get the scooter and I take her for a run to the football field. Yes. So we run all the way there and then I throw the ball and stuff around on the football field. We play for a little bit and then I run her back, but it just gets a bit of energy out. You don't justify it to me.

Right. Okay. Work smarter, not harder. Anyway, everything was good. The plan's perfect. I was running her around on the field. We had a great time. And then it was on the trip home where the altercation happened

as I was scootering. Okay. So I was on one side of the road and I'm minding my own business. I've got my mask on. Whitney's running next to the scooter. Yeah. And it's when I hear this voice call out from across the road on the other side

of the street and it sounded something like this. Excuse me. No offence, but that's really weird. You're lazy. And it's when I looked over out of the corner of my eye just to check if it was me that they were talking to. Yeah. And it's when I saw over out of the corner of my eye just to check if it was me that they were talking to. Yeah. And it's when I saw.

Chances are high. Yeah, they are high. And it's when I saw this eight-year-old girl standing in her front yard calling me out for my brilliant idea. You got roasted by an eight-year-old. I got roasted by this eight year old. I got roasted by this eight year old. And you know what I did? Yeah, what did you do? Did you give her a piece of your mind? Did you go

over there and throw fists? Did you burst your bubble and smack her, kid? I panicked and I put that accelerator down on that scooter and we powered away. I showed her. Probably a smart move to be honest. I mean, she's not wrong. we powered away. I showed her. Probably a smart move, to be honest.

I mean, she's not wrong. You knew it. You knew it. I mean, you know, she's not wrong. And she's lucky that I didn't turn that scooter around. I would have showed her. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business Is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but.

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It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Time for the movie quote game. Pick the quote from the movie.

Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the law. Piracy is a crime. I mean, it's time to play. All right, here we go. This is how it works.

We have pre-picked two movies. We have also pre-picked our quotes from those movies. And all you have to do is get one quote right. Yeah. Here to play the movie quote game today is Phil. Hey, Phil. G'day, Phil. Hi, guys.

How are you? Is everything all right? Good, good. Thanks, mate. Bit of a speed bump with you. You've seen The Hangover, but you haven't seen Love Actually, one of our movies today. I haven't seen Love Actually like in a movie, but in real life I have.

You've seen Love Actually in real life. Cute, Phil. Yeah. You romantic. All right seen love actually in real life. Cute, Phil. You romantic. All right, you've redeemed yourself. That's the cutest thing I've heard all week. You've harmed your chances, though, because you only get two quotes.

You only get two shots at getting one of them correct, and you only need one correct to win the KFC. You happy to just play with the hangover? Yeah, for sure. All right, Phil. Let's give it a crack. What was Bree's quote from The Hangover? What was what, sorry? What do you think the quote from The Hangover that Bree chose was?

Alan, you did it again. All right, you're going with Alan, you did it again. Let's roll the tape. How about that right in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. That's not a proof. Yeah, no, not that one. It's okay.

How about that right in? You got one more shot, Phil. What do you think my quote from The Hangover is? Yes, but did you die? Oh, great quote. That's a good one. It's a good quote. Let's roll the tape

and see if you're correct. If you get this, 50 bucks KFC. Yes, but did you die? How did you get it? You got it, Phil. Well done. Oh, awesome.

Nice work, Phil. Congratulations. And all you needed was one movie. I kind of want to do the other one just for fun. Me and you can do it. Oh, yeah, true.

Phil, we got 50 bucks KFC for you. Congratulations. Wait there. What do you think my quote from Love Actually was? I'll just... Hold on. Ooh. Oh.

And he's got a big knob. Well, let's roll the tape and find out. Okay, Dad, let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love. Liam Neeson's son. Your quote is... Yep. It's by that Mark guy and it's at Christmas.

The bit where it goes, at Christmas time, you tell the truth. Okay. You're locking it in? Yeah, roll the tape. Kids, don't do drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free.

Such a good movie. We suck at this game. Lucky we're not playing. Brian Clint, we'll do a morale boosting request soon. He's Olivia Rodrigo. I wonder if Phil, after hearing those quotes, would want to watch Love Actually now. Brian Clint. It's time for a morale boosting request.

Before we can do that, we need a judge. One person to call 0800 DIAL ZM right now who wants to be our impartial judge to help break a stalemate, you know, and help us pick a song. Today, the theme, Bree? The theme is songs that involve some sort of weather. And some may say, that's a niche thing,

but the text machine says different. It's going off. It's going off. We have a lot to go through, so we'll just wait for our judge, because I only want to go through this once today. Yeah. Okay, so as soon as we get this judge, oh, where's the ring gone? Get this judge locked in. Oh, it feels like last night. Oh, we lost our judge because I only want to go through this once today. Yeah. Okay, so as soon as we get this judge, oh, where's the ring gone? Is this judge locked in?

Oh, it feels like last night. Oh, we lost our judge. Oh, $800 in him if you want to be the judge. No judge? Okay, it's just me and you. We're only going through them once, so you tell me if it's in or out of the final round. Okay?

First one, Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande. It's out. We still play it. Yeah, we'll probably play it today. Great song. It's out. We still play it. Yeah. We'll probably play it today. Great song. It's out. Great song.

ACDC, Thunderstruck. Mate, as an Aussie, it's always in. It's in. I agree. This would boost my mood today. Akka Dacka. The Goat, Prince, Purple Rain. Oh, God, I love this song.

It's in. It's in. It's in. Okay. Jerry, Helly Well, It's Raining Men. Such a good song. We have to eliminate some. Is it in or out?

It's in. It's in. I think it's in too. Brianna Umbrella. It's out. Great song. Probably played it today. Definitely going to play it on Friday.

Elton John, Candle in the Wind. Fantastic song, but not the vibe of the people. Do you know today is the anniversary of Diana's passing? Shut up. How weird that that comes up today. Are you serious? Yeah. That's giving me goosebumps just now.

Yeah, but it's out. Whoa, but it's out. So we're not a mood booster. No. Finally, Sean Paul, Temperature. Okay, we're down to four. So it's one of these. You need to pick one of these to vote for.

I'll play all four and then we'll say what our vote is for the morale booster. Thunderstruck. Purple Rain. Raining Men. Temperature. I'm just going to be a Ross boss. I know the one he would want us to pick. Rating Men.

Right, he wants to play Rating Men. He loves it. Yeah. Okay, I know what I'm going to do. I know it as well. I'm going to say it together, and we're going to say the name of the song. In three, two, one.

Thunderstruck. Yes. How in tune are we at the moment? I know. Very. We're on the same cycle. I'll say. Yeah.

By the way, can I borrow a... You can. I bought in extra. Thank you very much. Because I knew. Here you go. This is your mood booster. Your morale booster, New Zealand.

You're the aca-daca. The last day of level four for most of the country. And a lot longer to go for the rest of the country. This will get you through today, though. Songs vaguely relating to weather. Your morale-boosting track today is ACDC on ZM. Bree and Clint. The finalists are out for New Zealand's most beautiful town 2021.

Ooh. Yeah. This is big. Yeah, this is... What do they win? This is real schlong measuring stuff For small towns around New Zealand Do they win a key to the country?

No nothing I think they get one of those little badges That you can affix to your town sign You know when you drive into a town There's often like a Rotary cog And a Lions of New Zealand badge On the side of it

Not from the town where I grew up Yeah right Just a big apple And a sign that says No Pete No out of towners It's about that eh? From the town where I grew up. Yeah, right. Just a big apple and a sign that says, no out-of-towners. It's about that, eh? You can tell you've been there.

Stanthorpe, keep driving. Keep driving, you city prick. Are you ready to hear these? Yeah. It's broken down into categories, and I've got the finalists for you, okay? This may be your town. You may be living in one of New Zealand's

most beautiful towns right now, and you don't even realise it. You know, you don't even appreciate what's going on around you. This may be your town. You may be living in one of New Zealand's most beautiful towns right now and you don't even realise it. You don't even appreciate what's going on around you. If Palmy North and the Naki aren't on here, I'm going to run riot. Okay, Taranaki is a district, so not eligible. I mean, same thing. Potato, potato. Right, okay.

I don't want you to be disappointed. None of those are on here. What the hell are we doing here? I don't want you to get to the end and go, you Okay So I don't want to get to the end What the hell are we doing here? I don't want you to get to the end and go You know This is BS By the way Love you

Love you Palmy You've been to Palmy A Been a couple of times thank you Did you look? Yes Right I went to What was the beautiful part?

I loved Porkchop Hill No you did not It was beautiful You did not It's just the only place you've been I remember we met that cute guy up at the top. It's a make-out point. That's why you liked it. Higa, let's go through some

of these. If we know them, then we can try and pick the winner. So the finalists for most beautiful small town, first of all, in 2021, the finalists are Foxton in Kaitaia. Foxton with the

big windmill. Yes. And it has, what's it called? The Dutch oven. Yes, it has the Dutch oven, yeah. Lovely spot. A lot of Dutch heritage in Foxton. Yes.

And Kaitaia, obviously, where the beautiful dolphins are. Yes. Is that where they filmed Celebrity Treasure Island? No. Near. Near. Right, okay. I would have to give this one to Kaitaia, I think.

If I have to choose between them, I'll give it to Kaitaia. I'm going to have to, yeah, give it to Kaitaia too. Yep. Okay, good. We're in agreement. No need to hold the competition. It's a beautiful part of the country up there. Love you, Foxton.

Love you, Fizz. Okay, most beautiful large town now. Okay. The finalists for 2021 are... Come on, Parmigore. Taupo and Whakatane. Okay, well both great places.

One's a beautiful lake town. One's a beautiful beach town in Whakatane, okay? I mean, Taupo has the cool aeroplane coming out of the McDonald's. Oh yeah, it's hard to beat that. I mean, that's the only one in the world, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I was going to say it's a bit cold there,

but you really pulled it back with the McDonald's aeroplane. It's a good spot. You know what? As long as they have the McDonald's aeroplane, I think they're unbeatable. And they've got that cool golfing setup where you can hit golf balls into the... Oh, yeah.

Mate, that's a hole in one. Yeah. It's a good time. Whakatane, also beautiful. Most beautiful small city is the third category. They really break this down, eh? They're really giving everyone the chance to win.

The finalists for most beautiful small city 2021 are Hastings vs Whanganui. Hastings described as the engine room of the Hawke's Bay. Okay. Oh, the Hawke's Bay economy.

All right. That's where all the businesses are. And Whanganui, I've never been there, but it won last year. I don't think I've actually been there either. No, they say don't write this town off. And yeah, I've still never been there. Well, we probably should go then. I think we should go.

I think we should go. When lockdown and all this stuff subsides, we need to go. We have to abstain from this category? Yeah, we don't know. We're not sure. Final category, most beautiful large city. Ooh, Parley North is in this one. No.

Could it be? Yeah, I reckon it possibly almost could be. It's in that category. It's not though. Finalists are Dunedin versus Wellington. The Edinburgh of the South. That's what they call Dunedin, eh? Yeah, I can see that.

Versus the world's coolest little capital in Wellington. It's a hard one, eh? Well, Dunedin has Hastings, the steepest road. Yes. Hastings Street? No. Baldwin Street. Why am I thinking of Hastings, the steepest road. Yes. Is it Hastings Street? No. No? Baldwin Street. Baldwin Street.

Why am I thinking of Hastings Street? Don't know. And then they've also got the 660 house. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's hard to beat. Yeah, yeah. Which is, I mean, very cool. Wellington's got the beehive.

But Wellington's got the beehive. Yeah. I mean, as they say, you can't beat Welly on a good day. Yeah. And they've got that cool Wellington sign that looks like it's blowing off the hill. Yeah, that's too hard to call as well. Ed, Wellington has that cool tunnel where you beat your horn through it. Are we giving it to Wellington, are we?

Oh, the tunnel's pretty fun. You're like, do, do, do, do, do, and then they go, do, do, do, do, do, do. I mean, you can't be that. What I'm interested in is when are we giving out the award for New Zealand's ugliest town? You know? I'm not going to name anyone. I'm not dumb enough to name anyone. Who are you nominating?

No, no one. But if you want to text in a nomination, 9696. We won't tell anyone. Just be interested to see what we have to say. That's horrible. Bree and Clint. Story out of Australia today. A man has been, how do I put this lightly,

pulled over for going extremely fast in a Subaru WRX. Oh, naughty, naughty. Naughty, naughty. Very naughty. Whenever I think of Subaru WRX, though, I think, well, possum born, legend rally car driver of New Zealand, fast and the Furious And of course, your mum, Mumadai

Mum, what's the car you drive? I drive a WRX Club Spec Yeah girl, the STI We're not talking sexually transmitted infection It's the STI package There's a man, Mumadai, who's been caught going pretty fast in his WRX, and I thought, you, you're a proud WRX driver. You don't want to be outdone, do you?

You don't want to be last in this situation. Absolutely not. We've got a proposition for you, Mum. Whereabouts are you right now? I'm sitting in the Honda next to the WRX. Oh, perfect. Can you grab the keys and jump in the WRX right now? Yep, I'll go and grab the keys. Yeah, right. We'll just wait here and hold. Concentrate on the WRX, Mum. Are you in the car yet? We want to hear you turn the engine on. Just grabbing

the keys as we speak. This isn't very Fast and the Furious, is it? No, this is more I'm Slow and the Serious. It takes time to organise. Can you open the doors, please? The garage door. I might forget the garage door. I bet Dominic Toretto didn't need

this issue of opening the garage door. No, he just drove straight through it. Are you in the WRE? I'm in it. You're in it? Okay. Is that a lot for us? Wait a minute. I have to put my seatbelt No, he just drove straight through it. Are you in the WRX? I'm in it. You're in it? Okay. Turn her on. Start it up for us. Wait a minute. I have to put my seatbelt on.

Yeah, right. Good idea, actually. If we're going to make a land speed record. Whoa! Jeez, it actually sounds pretty. Okay, here it is. Just agree to us. We need a verbal agreement that you, mum and I,

are willing to go faster than the man in South Australia who was 80 years old, by the way, caught driving in his WRX. You don't want to be outdone by an 80-year-old. So what we want you to do is start up the WRX, take it down to the highway. Are you going? All right, I'm backing her out. All right. The speed that you will need to beat to go faster than this 80-year-old

who was clocked by South Australian police is... 183 kilometres per hour. Easy peasy, Mum. Let's get her out on the open road. Holy shit, mate. Wait. 180? 183 if you want the record, actually.

Can you hear that, Clint? She's driving back into the garage. Yeah. Is she? Are you? Is she? Mum! Don't!

No! Mum! Mum! We lost her. She's gone. She just broke the sound record. The speed of sound record. She's gone.

She's gone back to the future. She's gone. Today, the biggest news in the gaming world comes out of China, where they have banned under 18-year-olds from playing too much video games. Yeah, this is crazy. Before we give the data, I wonder if there are any gamers listening right now. Could you just shoot us a real quick text on 9696? If you had to average out how many hours a week

you spend gaming, what would it be? Like, is it 10 hours a week? Is it 20 hours a week? How many hours are you spending on the console? No judgement. I'm just curious to know. I mean, I'm a gamer now. Oh, okay. Oh, you can answer the question. I'm probably spending an

hour each day. An hour a day on the consoles? Yeah, well, we're in lockdown at the question. I'm probably spending an hour each day. An hour a day on the consoles? Yeah, well, we're in lockdown at the moment as well. Seven hours a week? Probably. It's a decent amount of time. It is. Are you enjoying it though? You know what I like?

I play Fortnite and it's a good way where I connect with my friends in lockdown. Did you figure out how to get the headset thing? Yes. Did you just use some Apple headphones? Yes. Yeah, right. Bree's like Googling these full like headset things She looks like she either works at a drive through

What I was going to get into it Or she's doing Call of Duty I was like mate just use some of your phone headphones Yeah it worked just as good So China have basically said if you're under 18 This is how much video games the government wants you playing And the answer is If if you're under 18, you're allowed to play for one hour a day

on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays only. That's hectic. That's it. And you're only allowed to play between 8 and 9pm. So they'll tell you how much you can play and when you can play it. See, I don't like that part. You don't like being told when you can play it?

Yeah. Right. Like they're getting too rule heavy. China, never. China. Never. Not over there. You know what I mean?

Like it's like what if you're doing something else? What if you want to go out during that time? What if your parents are going out for dinner and you have to go with them? Well, you and I talked about it. How are they going to know? Is it like are they going door to door? Yeah, how do they monitor? Is it done via the internet? Because the internet's heavily restricted over there as well uh they don't have google um but three hours a week is just not enough if you're like working

on i'm not a gamer but if you're like working on your um points or your um you were the least gaming if you were trying to get your if you're trying to get your... Last game I played was Sonic. If you're trying to collect the rings like Sonic. If you're trying to get sweaty and drop in in Fortnite. If you're trying to get sweaty and drop in in Fortnite. Then three hours. Three hours is not enough. You don't even have enough time to practice your flossing.

Yeah. You know? Good. Yeah, that was pretty old. That was a pretty old reference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Numbers coming in 12 hours a week on the games. 15 to 20 hours a week.

I'm a certified gamer. Damn, how do you become a certified gamer? I'm interested in the person that says 40 hours a week on Warzone. Can you text back and tell us, is that your full-time job or are you working full-time? Because some of these people could be, you know, making money out of it. Yeah. Or are you just spending 40 hours on Warzone gaming

and working full-time? Because how? Yeah, yeah. And if anyone wants to play me on Fortnite, can you please text me how to play? Because it sounds like I'm missing out. Mate, you're missing out. We're dropping in tonight.

I've got a PS3. I'm ready to go. 8 o'clock, be there. Bree and Clint. You know, however many months ago, I remember you were telling me your parents cleaned out your childhood home. Yeah. Yeah, they had to empty it.

They downsized. They got rid of a lot of your stuff. Yeah. They just chucked it out. No, she asked me about everything. Yeah, but did she? How do you remember everything that was there? Well, I don't.

You've got a good point. But I got a lot of Facebook messages going, do you want this? Do you want this? And chucked it out. everything that was there? Well, I don't. You got a good point. But I got a lot of Facebook messages going, do you want this? Do you want this? And chucked it out. And I was like, nah, I don't want that. And then like half an hour later, I'd have a change of heart and I'd go, actually, no, I do want that. And I'd message and she'd go, too late, gone.

What happened? Woman on a mission, my mother. You're too late, you snooze, you lose. What happened with your hustler collection? I didn't have a hustler collection. Oh,ler collection? I didn't have a Hustler collection. Oh, Playboy. I didn't have a Playboy collection. FHM?

I did have an FHM collection. What happened to that collection? I don't know, actually. Mum never offered it to me. She may have destroyed it. I had an FHM in a Ralph magazine. See? What happened to those magazines?

I used to work in a gas station, so I got them for free. Yeah, that's why you had them I wasn't spending my pocket money on FHM Well here's an interesting story I would have but I didn't need to You may be able to sue your mum and dad Right Because a guy has sued his parents

Always wanted to sue them Yeah well this is your opportunity A guy has sued his parents for destroying his porn collection. Really? This is a true story. So the decision came eight months after he won the lawsuit against his parents where he essentially said that they threw out his collection that was made up of films, magazines and other items.

Right. Anyway, he said the collection would have been worth over $40,000. Says him. I don't know a single person out there who is buying a used porno. Like, I don't. Unless this collection of his is, like, fully sealed, never opened, never read, there is zero dollars for a used porno mag. I just, I can't

think of anything more disgusting. Yeah, you're definitely right. The guy's 43 and my question is... 43 and he's suing his parents over his pornos? Well, I mean, if he's suing his parents over them destroying his porno collection,

I mean, nothing's going to really shock me after this. So apparently he says he was living with his parents for 10 months due to having going through a divorce. It was only after he moved out of their home that he realised his boxes of films and magazines had gone missing. Yeah, poor guy. The parents, I'm going to say it was the mum, because I can't picture the dad going,

I need to destroy these. Dad would be like, I love that. Dad's probably stolen them. I love that. Anyway, the parents said, we did you a big favour by throwing these out. And he goes, no, I'm taking you to court. And he did.

And he won a total of $42,441 and the cost of his attorney. What a loser, honestly. You see he's a 43-year-old divorcee. I wonder why his wife left him. I wonder. I wonder why the marriage fell apart. I have no idea. Did he have the pornos in the marriage?

Did they come with? He started the problem. It's a part of the show where we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday and then the best one gets played in full. Like yesterday, we played the B-52s. I know, what a tune. What a tune. We've got three bangers on the way, I believe.

Do we? Okay, cool. Let's start with Zoe. Kia ora, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Zoe. Cha-cha-cha. Zoe.

Zoe. Yep. Zoe. Oh, she's playing with us. Is that what's happening? How's your lockdown going, Zoe? I'm an essential worker, so I've been busy. Yeah, right.

Same here, Zoe. What do you do? I work at the isolation facility. Oh, you would be busy. Yeah, your essential work's a little bit more important than our essential work. But, you know, we're all essential workers out here doing the money. Hey, potato, potato.

Nah, we really appreciate you guys and you're working bloody hard. So let's do your birthday banger and we'll see what it is. What's your birthday, Zoe? 17th of July, 1999. Right, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 17th of July in 2015, this was number one. Oh, a lot of mucks. What a lot of make you Oh, a lot of mucks. What a lot of mucks.

What a lot of mucks for you. One cup should be enough Are you a little mixer, Zoe? Do you like that song? Yes, I did actually. I used to love them. Yeah, bang around. I loved that song.

Was that beat? It was fun. Let's go to Ash. Hi, Ash. G'day, Ash. Hey, bud. How are you? Good, mate.

How are you? Good, good, good. How's your lockdown going? What are you doing? I'm a choreographer, so I'm at you? Good, mate, how are you? Good, good, good. How's your lockdown going? What are you doing? I'm a courier driver, so I'm at work. Oh, man, you're in an important job too. Working around the clock as well. I know.

Is it busier than usual for couriers at the moment or is it sort of flattened out? Absolutely. It's crazy. It's crazy. I was asking Ash, not you. But you think about it. I mean, I've ordered about 17 things

that I normally probably wouldn't have ordered. Yeah, right. Like my dog's dog food. But you think about it. I mean, I've ordered about 17 things that I normally probably wouldn't have ordered. Yeah, right. Like my dog's dog food. Oh, you got to. Yeah. Yeah, right. Stuff like that. Okay, Ash, let's do your birthday banger, man. Let's see if we can hook you up with a good way to finish your courier run for the day. What's your birthday? It's 22nd of March, 91. Alright, Ash,

you were 16 in 2007. And on the 22nd of March in 2007, this was top of the chart. That sounds like an Ash banger to me. That's a banger. Yeah, yeah, man. Bit of Gwen Stefani for you, Ash. With Acorn as well.

Yep, I love that, I love that. Yeah, cool. Okay, wait there. I like Ash's energy too. Let's go to Lucy. Hi, cool. Okay, wait there. I like Ash's energy too. Let's go to Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce. Hey, how's it going?

Good, mate. How are you? Not too bad, thanks. That's good. How's your lockdown? What are you doing? I've been working from home, so, you know, just trying to avoid getting cabin fever. Yeah.

Wait, did you say you're working from home? Yeah. Oh, we didn't have the sting. It's not really go on demand. What do I look like? Working from home. A robot? I do like to sing the song at home.

It's a great song. Let's see if you get something just... Wait, did Lucy say she's working from home? Yeah. Slight delay. Get it, Lucy. Yeah, right? I love it.

Hey, still works, still works. Let's do your birthday banger What's your birthday? So my birthday's actually The 9th of September next week So I'm hoping birthday bangers Will give me some good luck And everyone will stay home

Behave And we can be in level 2 So I can go out and party For your birthday Yeah okay Alright alright Okay let's see what I mean level 2's a lofty goal

But I like your ambition Yeah Let's see what your birthday banger is. You were 16 in the year 2000, and on the 9th of September in the millennium, this was number one. Lucy, I don't know if you know how much this show loves Matchbox 20, but it's a lot.

I do love a bit of Matchbox 20. God, how good is Rob Thomas on Matchbox 20? I'll put a slight dampener on the party, though. This is not a top five Matchbox 20 song. No, it's not. No, it's not. It could be worse. It's not 3am, you know.

For me, it's in my top five. It's not, I'm not crazy, I'm just a little, well, you know. And wait there, Luce, we've got a tough decision ahead of us. I am going to vote for Gwen Stefani, The Sweet Escape, this afternoon. I'm both voting for Matchbox 20. No, you are not. No, you are not. You know what?

We've got two bangers in there. What do you mean? Fifth Harmony and Gwen Stefani are both bangers. No, that first one's a little mix. Of what? Same thing. I want Matchbox 20. Fine, okay, split decision.

We're going to produce Anastasia. Anastasia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? You already know it. It's Sweet Escape. Sorry, Brie. Banger. You knew you were out on a ledge with that Matchbox 20 song. Nah, I'll still back it

I'll back it in Ash, congrats man You just won birthday banger Woo woo, thank you so much guys No worries Ash Brinkley See them Brinkleys That's Queen Stefani and Akon

The Sweet Escape You are so out of line with some of your opinions this afternoon Honestly So out of line That's why itani and Akon, The Sweet Escape. You are so out of line with some of your opinions this afternoon. Honestly. So out of line. That's why it's called an opinion. I know. Everyone's allowed their own.

Yeah, and some of them, what do they say? Opinions are like... Assholes. Everyone has one. And some of them stink. Yeah. Well, that's your opinion. It is my opinion. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today,

taking down Little Mix for harmony. Little Mix. today Taking down Little Mix Vif Harmony Little Mix Little Mix Little Mix They're completely different Vaguely different One group is American Yeah

And the other group is English I'm not checking their passports okay And Rob Thomas Matchbox 20 You guys aren't true Matchbox 20 fans No I am No you're not You would have picked it I only want to play the best Matchbox 20, not this.

This is in the top five. This is not in the top five. Okay, what's in the top five? 3AM. Yeah, obviously. Unwell. Yeah, obviously. And what else?

No, don't go looking if you're a Matchbox 20 fan. What else is in the top 20? No, not the top 20. I don't know 20 Matchbox 20 songs. Long Day. Been a long day Always He and I Can't get on myself

Been trying If that song is in the top 5 Bent is in the top 5 Nah this song's Pooh's No it's not Disease What about disease Yeah I like that song

Okay let's just look at Spotify What is in the top 5 3am Push If you're goneAM, Push, If You're Gone. Damn it, Unwell. If You're Gone. Oh, no, that was... Oh! No, Unwell's not the one I'm talking about.

Real World. Where is it? Where is it? Yeah, Ben's not even in the top ten. They're all messed up. Anyway, this is ZM, so we should probably move on. Next on the show, Brie wants to tell you a story about a woman who didn't know she was pregnant.

I find these stories so fascinating. Quite interesting. This one, I've gotten all the details, and then you can make your decision after you hear the details. What, as to whether she's telling the truth? No, I think she's telling the truth. Oh, right. But there's quite a few details, which I mean, because I'm with you.

I'm always like, how did they not know? Yeah, right. But in this case, I'm kind of like, yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, all right. We'll deal with it next. Brian Clint. No, no more Matchbox 20.

No, we can't. No, come on. No, we can't. It's lockdown. Ross ain't listening. He's at home. We could, but we won't. Brian Clint.

Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Terrify me where women have a baby and they didn't even know they were pregnant. I hear these stories and I go, there's no way. There's just no way. Well, I mean, it's... Having been in the presence of a pregnant woman a couple of times, there's just stuff that happens. It's interesting because, I mean,

it is something that's happened a lot more than once, isn't it? And it's happened to... You know, Fleetwood and Megan talked to a woman recently and I believed her when she said it, but it just seems so bizarre. It's happened to a 23-year-old woman who was out to dinner with friends and family and she was having a good time and all of a sudden she started to get quite bad stomach pains around 9.30. Okay.

And she was like, oh, I might go home. I'm getting really bad stomach pains. So her mum drove her home. Anyway, she's like, all I need, I just need to get to bed and try and sleep and if I could sleep, I'll be fine. Like she's like, I don't know what was going on. Anyway, she said she wakes up at around 11 and she couldn't take it anymore. Seven contractions.

She couldn't take it. She called her mum and she's like, I don't know what's going on. I think we need to go to the hospital. They called the ambulance and they said, yeah, it sounds bad. We don't know if it's an emergency. So maybe just drive, you guys drive to A&E. Well, to be fair, if you're in labour, you don't get an ambulance. No, but they didn't know.

No, I know they didn't know. She could have had a ruptured... I'm just saying that Ambo's made the right call. A ruptured appendix. She could have, but they still made the right call. Who knows? We've got a piece of Lavinia is her name um talking about what happened i got pulled into a separate room and they were just like oh did you know you're pregnant you're in labor right now they called my mum my mum came straight over and then i went up to the maternity assessment unit where they

scanned to see like how far along i was because obviously i had no idea so we didn't know if she was going to be premature so they checked it and I was around 38 weeks, I believe. She's full term, basically. Yeah, well, a few weeks under. Whoa! And I, because I have the same thought and I was like, how did she not know? How did she not know?

Anyway, I've done some research. She had had periods throughout the hidden pregnancy. Incredible. She'd also had two negative pregnancy tests just weeks before. Incredible. Her baby had arrived and she just, like

she'd done all the right things. I've just figured it out. What? Is this the second coming of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Is that what this is? Has she given birth to... I feel like her boyfriend Cameron would have something to say about it. His name's Joseph, okay? He's a carpenter.

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