ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st August 2022

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Did you turn down a lot of money? Going grey Random reverse trivia - do we have a winner? Google Down See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Oh yeah, welcome to the Bray and Clint Podcast Where I was telling the guys earlier today that I had a pretty close run-in at a cafe before the show today, didn't I? Oh yes! It had been a very expensive experience Put a bang I'd just enjoyed some lunch and I was packing up, I had my computer there, I was doing some work And the lady that was clearing the table spilled a whole

glass of water over the table. It ran through my laptop and my phone. Devastating. But is it fine? Is everything fine? It's fine so far. Well, your phone's water resistant. I believe it's waterproof. Remember we dropped it in the jug

that time. Yeah, but... I blew your mind. You did. Dropping my phone into the jug. Scared the crap out of me. But I don't think a phone is fully waterproof. Like if you left it in that jug. Why would you leave it in the jug though?

Well, that's what I mean. Who's storing their phone? You can drop it in and pull it out. It's not a goldfish. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, you could put a video of a goldfish on your phone and then put that in the jug.

Or an NFT. Yeah. That'd be dope Fucking NFT Anyway I got free lunch out of it I got free lunch out of it Were you happy with that? Yeah Were you satisfied?

Yeah do you think that's fair payment? I think I had I think my bill was $18 I think that's fair Pretty good eh? I mean did you ask for it? No

Were you like I'm not paying for this meal? No, I was very accommodating. I was like, don't worry, don't worry. And she was like, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And I was like, it doesn't matter. I feel so bad for her. And then she's like, your coffee is on the house. I was like, oh, great.

Thank you very much. She went away and got more napkins. And she came back and she said, I just checked. You had chippies as well. They're on the house too. Oh, that's nice. Do you know what you should have done? You should have Googled a picture of a cracked screen

and then put it up and made it come back. Bree did that to me once. Oh, yeah. I pranked Clint. I was throwing a tennis ball at this window on purpose and I was doing it all show to make Clint not be suspicious and then when he wasn't looking, I pegged it real hard

into the wall so it sounded bad and then got producer Ben to change the screen to just a video of a cracked screen and then all of us pretended like I'd just broke the screen and Clint shit his pants. I've seen that video. It's a good video. Yeah, it was well done.

I don't know why I cared so much. You didn't care that much You were kind of laughing You were like Oh no Yeah Well you're going to Have to deal with that

That's a you problem You're fucked mate You're fucked Has anyone ever Spilt anything bad On something I used to work at a cinema And it was like

The fancy part Where you could get Drinks delivered into you Oh yeah And I had like A tray of drinks And I spilled So much alcohol Onto a spilled so much alcohol onto a child.

On a child? On a child! The little boy must have been, like, he must have been, like, under 10. Yeah. And he would have been, like, treated to this movie experience and the lazy boy tears,

and then I just come around the corner and just a little bit too fast, and it was like beer, wine. And he reeks of piss and then I just picture Claudia just be like champagne

showers so how did you make it up to that family to that little boy I'm pretty sure we comped them some stuff they were really nice about it which was nice

yeah they were very very nice the kid was drunk the kid was very drunk a lot of them holding the kid up they're like this kid is saturated you owe us a new kid.

You're like, you should be grateful I christened that boy. Yeah. I had something that I did and now I forget. Oh my God, my brain. Cool story, bro. Yeah, my brain's horrible. We had a producer at the last radio station I worked at, one of the previous radio stations, and

in that booth where our producers sit, there's a mixing desk there, an audio mixing desk. Yes. We had a very expensive mixing desk out there, and she spilled a coffee in it. And in it, and so tech had to come clean it all out. She was distraught, thinking

she was going to have to pay for it. They're like, we can't charge you. This thing costs $20,000. We can't charge you for that. That's how much you make in a year. Don't bring drinks into the studio again. Three months later, she spilled another coffee into the same desk. No. The same desk.

Oh, my God. They still didn't charge her. But it was very on brand for her. I was like, it's kind of the company's fault for letting her around expensive things. Because you know what she's like. Yeah. She went on to produce, can I say it? She went on to produce Kyle and Jackie.

Oh, did she? Yeah, so someone else. She was someone else's problem. Well, I'm sure there was great things about her. She's very talented. She's a very talented producer. Some people are just clumsy. Just quite clumsy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember we recently bought a lovely cream ottoman for our living room. Oh, yeah? Lovely cream. With a dog? Yeah. Who do you think you are? The dogs aren't allowed on the ottoman. And they kind of know that unless they're playing and sometimes they end up jumping on it. But there was a few months back my partner decided

that a glass of red wine would sit on the tray that's sitting on the ottoman and I was like, you're really playing with fire there. And she was like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. I'm just sitting there for a second. Sitting there for two seconds. Anyway, a dog in the house Boom

Knocked the ottoman Slightly And the tiny Stem of the wine glass Tipped like anything And it's just gone Straight over the ottoman Can I

Can I ask Where did you get Your ottoman from We got it from Freedom Oh yeah good option I'm trying to buy A poof

At the moment A what No wait A leather poof No careful Careful I'm trying to buy a poof at the moment. A what? No, wait. A leather poof. No, careful, careful. I'm trying to buy a leather poof. Is it a poof or an ottoman? It's a poof.

What's the difference? I think an ottoman often has legs or it's more stable. You can put things on it. Could be an ottoman. Anyway, I've been Googling poof. I think ottomans are bigger. Yeah. Poofs are smaller.

Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Poofs are smaller. Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No connotations intended. Just quick quiz before we go. How do you guys think you spell the word poof? P-double-o-f. Okay, that's poof. Claudia, how do you think you spell poof? I spelled it the same. P-double-o-f.

Because no one says poof. Everyone says, oh, I need a poof. Poof. Poof. Poof. Poof. Nah, I've always said it's a poof. Everyone says, oh, I need a poof. Poof. Poof. Poof. Poof. No, I've always said it's a poof. Well, I'm struggling to find what I want, and it could be down to spelling. The correct spelling of poof, everybody, if you're interested in this, because I've found it now, and I've found a good supply of them.

P-O-U-F-F-E. That's too many letters. Nah. Poof. It's not. I don't know how to spell that. No, it is. It literally is.

It is. Is it French? I think it might be French Yeah Not all gay men are French And I'm allowed to say it Because I'm in the community So don't come at me Yeah she's French

Right? Yeah I'm French French community I'm coming in Well howdy children Bon appetit. Kia ora and good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

Happy hump day, everyone. Happy hump. Good to be here. Another dry hump. How good. A happy hump. I know. And this is two days in a row in Auckland.

Three. Three days. I think three. Oh, no. We used our umbrellas on Monday in a row in Auckland. Three. Three days. I think three. Oh, no, we used our umbrellas on Monday, didn't we? We did. Nighttime shower. Our cute matching umbrellas on the way to the car park. You have a brown one.

Yeah, and you have a kid's one. No, I've got a pride one, thank you. Oh, that's homophobic what I just said, isn't it? It is. Yeah. But easy mistake. Well, what you said is racist, so which is worse? I just think brown is a colour Well, what you said is racist, so... Which is worse? I just think brown as a colour... Careful what you say next.

I can't pull off brown clothing. Brown's very in at the moment. Is it? Yeah, it's not brown, by the way. It's espresso. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, it's a weak espresso then.

Trust me, brown's back, baby, in a big way. I'm just not cool enough to pull it off. That's why I'm angry about it. No, you've got to get down with the Brown, man. Got to get down with the Brown? Get down with the Brown, yeah. Okay, well maybe I'll... Come on down to Brown Town.

Maybe I'll buy a Brown pair of slacks. Yeah, maybe I'll buy a Pride pair of slacks and we'll be all good. Hey, I'd love to see it. Today on the show, your chance to compete to be Crown New Zealand's greatest Googler in Google Down. Plus, will we finally find someone in New Zealand who can answer our random reverse trivia correctly? Reversed trivia answered tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day.

What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, no, I don't know. She couldn't get it, could she? She could not get it. But will someone get it today? I've got a good feeling.

We'll make another call on the show later on. But let's kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady. Let's pit the ladies against the tradies, maybe even the lady tradies. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Score update for the year.

The tradies continue to pull away. 76, the ladies on 62. We're still looking for a tradie to compete this afternoon. The couple of tradies that were able to make it through all competed within the last seven days on Tradiverse Lady. Yes, we need a little break in between. We're looking for a freshie. So if you're a tradie who wants to play, the line is open now on 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Let's go to our lady. She's 20. She's from Rotorua, and she's named after Elvis Presley. Welcome to the show, Presley. G'day, Presley. Who's the big fan, your mum or your dad or both? My nan was a big fan of Elvis. Yeah, she was like absolutely in love with him.

Oh, I love it. Have you seen the film? No, not yet. Oh, Presley. Got to see it. Oh, you've got to see it. It's fantastic. I haven't seen it either, but you've got to see it.

Let's meet our tradie that will be taking you on today. He's 37. He's from Timaru and he's also from South Africa. Welcome to the show. It's Kyle. G'day, Kyle. How are you? How are you going?

Good, thanks. How long have you been in New Zealand for? Six and a half years. There it is. Okay, nice. There it is. I got that little hint of South African accent there. I love it.

In the half. I heard it there in the half. That's the one. Okay, Kyle, your buzzer is tradie. Presley, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. What language do they predominantly speak in Norway? The answer's in the question. Lady. Yes, Presley. Norwegian. Well done.

Norwegian is correct. Nice work. The ladies are on the board with one. Yes, Presley. Norwegian. Well done. Norwegian is correct. Nice work. The ladies are on the board with one. Question number two. Mollenberg, Vogels and Ploughmans are all brands of what? Brady. Kyle. Bridge.

That is correct. Nice work, Kyle. One apiece. Question number three. Whose famous catchphrase is this? Yes, Kyle, who's that? The Rock. It is The Rock.

Said it in the catchphrase. Yeah, it was in there. The answer was in the question once again. Dwayne The Rock Johnson, now a big famous movie star. All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Which southern Italian city is usually credited as the birthplace of pizza? Tradies.

Yes, Kyle. Would that be Venice? Oh, great guess, but... Ladies. Venice is northern. Presley? Naples. Yeah, well done Lady. Venice is northern. Presley? Naples or Naples. Yeah, well done.

It is Naples. We're going to a tie break. Or Napoli for the locals. Napoli. Yeah. Question number five. Is this the decider? This is for the win.

Okay, right. Which actor plays the Prime Minister of England in the movie Love Actually? Is it Idris Elba? Brady. Yes, Kyle. Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant. Kyle from Team Aro.

Congratulations. You're our tradie versus lady champion today. Awesome. Killed it, Kyle. Nice work, mate. Do you remember when you found your first grey hair? Yeah, I do. I didn't find it.

My wife found it. How old were you? Probably five years ago. Okay. Five or six years ago. Yeah. I remember exactly where I was. I was sitting at a bus stop in Sydney and a friend of mine was like,

oh my God, I think you've got a grey hair. And then we pulled it out and sure enough, that's when my midlife crisis started. It was a thick, wiry grey hair. Mine are quite, like, soft. For now. For now. For now.

Yeah. The reason I ask is... Wait, how long ago was it? It probably would have been 29, 30. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I've got a sprinkling still.

Yeah, a light dusting. A light dusting. Not too many but I'm just waiting, you know. But there's a woman in the news today and funnily enough she reads the news as well. Yeah. She is a news reader

on a major television station in Canada. Yeah. CTV is the one to be exact. Her name is Lisa La Flame. Oh, great name. I know. Such a great name. Lisa La Flame.

Lisa La Flame. She sounds like she should be a wrestler, not a newsreader. Yeah, doesn't she? She has been reading the news on that station for 35 years. Yeah, good innings. That's great innings.

Pretty incredible. But she's in the news because her contract has been cut short because she had two years left on her contract. And she believes, and there's people spreading

rumours that allegedly she was fired early because she let her hair go grey. Bombshell. So in 2020, obviously when, you know, COVID hit and lockdowns and all that kind of thing, she's currently 58, but she said, you know,

when lockdowns started happening, I just kind of, I couldn't go to the hair salon, so I just thought I'll let myself go grey. I think a lot of people embraced different sides of themselves like that during lockdown because it was a real life is short. What am I up to? Re-prioritise your life situation, wasn't it? And she's clearly gone, what am I doing? What am I, why am I hiding the real me?

I'll just go grey. Yeah. And, you know, it potentially has not been great because she's now lost her job yeah that's what uh the rumors are she released this video talking about um ending her time too early for 35 years i have had the privilege of being welcomed into your homes to deliver the news on a nightly basis so i felt you should hear this directly from me. On June 29th, I was informed that Bell Media made a, quote, business decision to end my contract,

bringing to a sudden close my long career with CTV News. I was blindsided and am still shocked and saddened by Bell Media's decision. She's definitely reading that like a newsreader, eh? Well, I mean, 35 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think after 35 years that's just how she speaks? Yeah.

Like to her family, she's like... Oh, they speak so well, newsreaders. Welcome to my house. Very proper. Thanks, Mum. You know? That's devastating for her and it makes me quite angry that if that is the reason... Oh, yeah.

Like, what a load of BS. Yeah. You know? Yeah. She's a beautiful woman. Yes. Grey hair and all. Yeah.

And if that's the reason. To double standard if it is true too because, man, the world embraced Simon Dallow when he let his greys come out. The world absolutely went batty for Mike McRoberts when he went grey. So you know what's happened since this has all come out and there's obviously, you know, good reason for this rumour to be out and about that she got fired because she let her hair go grey. Yeah.

There's been all these celebrities in Canada and all these businesses in Canada that have been doing things to show their support. Yeah. Like Wendy's in Canada changed the Wendy's logo from red hair to grey hair. That's very good. It's so cool.

That's clever. Yeah. So, I mean, that's awesome to see that she's got heaps of support and she's obviously very well loved. But, yeah. Wow. Lost her job for going grey. It is hard transitioning into a different look

because it really makes you feel older, doesn't it? Like I feel for friends of mine, guys who went bald in their 20s. Yeah. That's rough. rough It's really premature Yeah And especially if you're still dating at that time And you're still single And then you go bald

And you feel like You don't look like yourself You don't look cool anymore It would be really hard It would be super hard I'd like to talk to some of those people This afternoon Yeah

0800DIALZM Did you go grey or bald really early? How early? And how early was it? Andrew, hi, welcome to the show. G'day, Andy. How you going? Good, thanks.

You grey or bald or both? Grey. Grey. How early are we talking, Andrew? I started going grey at 20. Wow. And how grey? Like full grey?

Oh, no, not full grey. I've just started getting a few and now I'm 22 and I've got a few more, but it's not too bad. Chicks love it. Would you say it's salt and pepper, Andrew? Oh, yeah, a bit of salt and pepper. So how old do you think you look because of your salt and pepper hair? You are 22.

What age do you get mistaken for? Oh, I've had a girl reckon I'm 28, but... 28? Oh, yeah, not too bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. You're embracing it? You're not grabbing a box of Just For Men from the supermarket? Yeah, don't get asked for ID, so that's alright. Yeah, good. Okay. Alright. Andrew's got a

positive attitude about it. Hey, not bad, Andrew. That's good. Thank you. Alison's here. Hi, Alison. Hi, Alison. Hi. Are you grey or bald, Alison? Uh, grey. Grey, Alison. Hi, Alison. Hi. Are you grey or bald, Alison? Grey. Grey, okay. Alison, when did you go grey? How young?

I started seeing my first greys when I was probably like 20. Okay. And I'm 34 now. Yeah. And are you full grey? Yeah. So I've got basically salt and pepper for 90% of it, but I'm starting to get like the platinum blonde money pieces at the front.

Oh, like the different coloured straps at the front. Yeah, it kind of looks like I've had two thick highlights of platinum blonde at the front. That's quite cool because the hair can go like quite white sometimes, can't it? Well, you go white from the crown at the front of the face backwards. So my hair kind of blends quite platinum at the first part and then it goes to salt and pepper and then it goes... And you're only 34. Yeah.

Do you embrace it? Do you rock the greys and the blonde, the platinum greys, or do you dye over the top of that? So I stopped dyeing my hair in February to start the transition. Yeah. Because I wanted to, like, I'm sick of dyeing my hair, and I just want to see how it looks. So I've kind of said I'll grow it out, and if I like it,

then I'll get it colour matched, which I just did the other week. And I think I am pretty committed to transitioning it out. That's cool. Alison, I say go for it. I think it looks awesome. Like some people pay money to have their hair coloured that colour. Yeah, this lady reckons she's lost her job over it. Do you reckon it's changed the way people perceive you,

being a grey 34-year-old, Alison? To be honest, I've been what I like to call a closet grey for most of the transition with the retouch spray. Yeah. But in the last kind of months that I've had it blended, I don't think people actually notice that I'm grey. I think with the money pieces, it looks like I've intentionally dyed my hair that way.

Yeah, right. Perfect, Alison. I say go for it. Okay, thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Finally, Lee's here. G my hair that way. Yeah, right. Yeah, perfect, Alison. Yeah, interesting. I say go for it. Okay, thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Finally, Lee's here.

G'day, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Did you go grey early, Lee? I did. I went grey. I started going grey at 17.

Wow. Okay. What did you think when you figured out you were going grey at 17? I thought it was just one off, and then they just kept coming after that. And how old are you now, Leigh? 17 years later, I'm 34 now. And you feel grey? No, no, not at all.

But sort of underneath the front bit, so like if I tie my hair up, then you can see just how grey. What's your advice to any young people who are listening who are getting some really early grey hairs

because 17 being a grey teenager is early Lee what do you say I'm not the kind of person who worries about that kind of stuff

anyway I don't care much for you know what it looks like or what someone thinks so just embrace it who cares I agree Lee I say go for it it looks like or what someone thinks. So just embrace it. Who cares?

I agree, Lee. I say go for it. It's a super power. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. And I had another story, if you wanted to know, about someone who was bald intentionally

and now has a forehead of hair. So my husband, when I met him, would shave his hair. Yeah, okay. And everyone who's met him, would shave his hair. Yeah, okay. And you know, all of, everyone who's met him through me has known him bald, but now he's actually just decided to stop shaving his hair. He's gone the other way.

So he was bald by choice. They thought he was bald. So he was bald by choice and then he's let it grow back and people are like, whoa. So all of my family, all of my friends met him when he was shaving his hair. They would think he's wearing a wiggly. Yeah, now they're like, oh. All of my family, all of my friends met him when he was shaving his head. They would think he's wearing a wiggly. Yeah, now they're like, oh, what are you taking?

He's got a toupee. You've got really good hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a transplant. Ashley and Martin. All right, there you go. Brian Clint next on the show. Harry Styles is having nuggets pelted at him on the stage.

Dean McCarthy's going to give us the goss after this. ZM. ZM on Fridays hits a little different. Because there's no better way to fill a night and day donut than with jam. Oh boy, boy, can you get it out? After jam. I like diving with the heavens.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Harry Styles is having a very strange item thrown at him on stage, and it's not undies, is it, Dean? It's not undies.

It's not bras. It's not any of the usual things you would think Harry Styles would get thrown at him. It was a chicken nugget. He was doing a performance, and he received a chicken nugget. I don't think he had it in his head, but it was close enough that he picked it up, and he stopped his performance and said to the crowd, who threw this chicken nugget? It's cold.

He was kind of like, they're going to throw chicken nuggets. At least throw a nice 6 to 12 pack, nice and warm. See it. Now, here's the thing, though. He handled it like a pro. It's a chicken nugget, no big deal. But there's been some huge and wild people throwing things all over the world. I mean, Kid Leroy, I think he got hit with a water bottle recently.

There was that performance in Miami where that rapper got hit with a water bottle, I think, and he walked off stage. People need to chill. People need to just chill. Chicken nuggets or no chicken nuggets, just chill. Yeah, Kid Cudi left the stage from bottles. At least Harry took it well, right? Although he is a vegetarian, so arguably it's a hate crime to throw chicken nuggets at Harry Styles.

I mean, if Steve Aoki can throw cakes, then why can't we throw chicken nuggets? Brie, if you were a pop star, what item would you like people to throw on stage at you? Yeah, garlic bread's a good one. As long as it's not over toasted. No, I think in the alfoil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like throw that on stage. Boom, because then it's covered, so it's not gross to pick it off the floor and eat it.

Dean, what about you? What would you like thrown at you? Throw me Ricky Martin. Throw Ricky Martin at me and hit me in the head with it. That's going to be quite the javeliner to throw Ricky Martin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. Like a pounding on the head.

Yeah, exactly right. Yep. Ready for a good old pounding. What? What did you say, Clint? What would yours be? That's the latest, yep. Ready for a good old pounding. What? What did you say, Clint? What would yours be? That's the latest, everybody. Yours would be Maltesers.

Bree and Clint. I might have the ideal holiday for someone. What do you reckon about hiring an entire island to yourself? Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Your ears prick up, hey? Which island? Well...

South Island. No, not the entire South Island of New Zealand. I'll settle for North Island. This island is just a few kilometres of Istria in Croatia. Okay. So, beautiful part of the world. Yeah. And on the island, all it has is a lighthouse.

Okay. So, that's the building that's on the island and there's nothing else. It's a very tiny island. Oh, just a lighthouse? Just a lighthouse. Not a pool with a swim-up bar? No. Right.

So, there's a lighthouse which boasts... Not a day spa? No. Right. So there's a lighthouse which boasts two... Not a day spa? No. Right. Just the lighthouse. It has two bedrooms along with a bathroom and fully equipped kitchen. You can also take a walk down off the pier. It has that attached to the lighthouse.

It's a 35-minute boat ride back to the nearest village. It's not too bad. The only way on or off the island. Okay. What's the catch? Well, that is the catch. Oh, the catch is there's only a lighthouse on the island. The catch is...

But is it tropical? Is it like, will I feel like I'm on Love Island? Is it... Oh, no, no, thank you. It's not tropical. It's rocks. It's a rock in the middle of the ocean. But I mean, very unique, very cool, right?

The catch is, obviously, you don't have internet. You're completely off the grid. They can't get Wi-Fi out there? No. Okay. It's a 35-minute boat ride. Yeah, well, I don't know how Wi-Fi works. So you don't have any internet.

Yeah. And I don't know how good the service would be. So you're completely off-grid, which means no streaming services. Yeah. And it costs you $70 each way to get on and off the island. Yeah. How much do you think it would cost to hire the whole lighthouse and the island?

I would expect them to pay me because I imagine while I'm there, I'm also the lighthouse keeper. You have to run the lighthouse. Yeah, I feel like it would be a cash positive holiday. You can get all of this for the low, low price of $190 a night. Yeah, no thank you. I think it's cool. Do you?

Yeah. Imagine, so there's two apartments. You get, you know, there's four of you. Yeah. Which works out to like 50 bucks each. Yeah. A night. Yeah.

What a unique experience. All right, can we organise this? Can we ship Bree off to the island? No, I don't want to. I don't want to go by myself. You said you're keen. I don't want to go on my own I'll put the cash up

I'll pay for one of the boat rides we could half it if you want you want to throw some money in Claude you'll pay for the boat ride back

don't send me on my own it looks haunted everyone knows lighthouses are haunted alright Megan you want to go with Brie yeah why not yes Megan

we've got a winner I'll give you guys 12 hours before you run out of booze and you just start arguing. Probably don't dock the boat because we'll be calling you to come get us. In case you missed it, earlier this year,

Will Smith, star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, got out of his seat at the Oscars and went on stage and smacked the host, Chris Rock, square in the face. Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it. All right? Uh-oh. Richard.

Oh, wow. Wow. Will Smith just smacked the s*** out of me. Keep my wife's name out your f***ing mouth. He then went on to win Best Actor and receive the award and go on stage. I mean, in fairness to Will Smith, he did find himself between a rock and a hard place, you know? Ew.

Chris Rock has spoken this week and said he's been offered the chance to host the 2023 Oscars. They said great job. The ratings have never been higher. We've never been more topical. Let's get you back. Yeah, I mean, well, it'd be great for them because obviously it would drive the audience back

to see if he talked about it, what he said. Yeah, plus I heard there's a long list of other celebrities looking to smack him in the face. Who? Brad Pitt wants to go. Brad Pitt? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Macaulay Culkin, I don't know. He said, nah, he said, nah, I'm not keen. He was doing stand-up in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday and he told the audience that him returning to the Oscars hosting duties would be like returning to the scene of a crime. I mean, I think it's one thing to say something in a stand-up routine to then actually being approached and offered it and to turn it down. Yes, because he is an entertainer.

It's his job to do things like that. Of course he's going to joke about it. It would be worth a hell of a lot of money, especially him this year. He'd be able to charge whatever he wanted to host that because it would be such a big get to get him back as the host. But instead, he's turned around and said no for his own mental health and, I guess,

for his physical health as well. He doesn't want to get hit again. Yeah. I was just trying to Google how much people, you know, get paid to host the Oscars. Yeah. And it says here, I mean, this can't be right. I got paid $15,000 to host the Oscars and there's one of me.

You guys will probably have to split that. Who said that? I think Jimmy Kimmel said that to... Right. When, you know, when the obviously... When they got the three... Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer, the girls hosted it.

Yeah. But they'd pay him more this year to get him back. Either way, he has turned down a big chunk of money and another chance at the big show. I reckon he'll come around. You reckon? Yeah, I think he's just making jokes on stage. I like it that he's saying no.

I like the fact that he's gone, no, it's not about the money. It's about what's right for me and I don't want to go back up there. I don't want to be at the centre of this thing again. So no thanks. Keep the money. I'm good.

I wonder if they built him like, you know, a protection screen, you know? Like the Popemobile. Like they have in taxi cabs in America where it's like around the driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they built in one of those. He does the show suspended from the roof on wires

so no one can reach him. Yeah, like a puppet. You know, he'd be like, then I might think about it. He hosts the Oscars in a helmet. Yeah. He's like, I want to wear one of those sumo suits where I'm fully protected.

Or a bubble, like Bubble Boy. I want to know this afternoon, and we might not get anybody who's been in this position who's been able to do that. Because I mean, he's lucky that he can say no to it. He's obviously doing fine. But have you turned down a large amount of money? Did someone offer you really

good cash to do something? To do a job? To do a favour? To do something? I don't know what it was, but it just wasn't right for you. And so you said, nah, look, money would be great. I could pay off my car or something like that. But nah, it's not right for me. I'm going to say no to that amount of money. Maybe they offered you money for something that you own.

Oh, yeah, to buy something off you. Maybe you had an old classic car and someone said, I'll give you $150,000 for it. But it belonged to your dad or something like that. You're like, nah, I can't sell it. Can't sell it. That would be fascinating. And as someone who has never said no to money in my life, I'd love to hear these stories. Francie is here. Hi, Francie. Hi, Francie. G'day. Did you get offered some money and you turned it down?

Yeah, yeah, I heard a couple of times, but the most thrilling time was driving through the middle of town and some dude just pulled up beside me, pointed at his window, put it down. So I put my window down and he's just like, you want to see how you're carrying? I was like, no. And he's just like, pull the water cash. He's like 20 grand. And I was like, no. He had 20 grand in his car.

Yeah, I know. I'm pretty sure he was a drug dealer. Oh, yeah, okay. You think, Francie? You think? Hey, Francie, what type of car were you driving that he just obviously wanted so bad? It was a 1963 XL Falcon.

Oh, yeah. Way nice. That's worth more than $20,000, right? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay, so if he'd pulled out $50,000 cash and even if he was a drug dealer, would you have done the deal? Nah, because it's like a family heirloom now,

so I can't get rid of it. Plus, he'll probably use it to do some crime and then it'll come back on you, right, Francie? Yeah, yeah, probably, probably. I mean, good getaway car, though. Falcon. Yeah, definitely. Someone's texted us in and they said,

I was offered $50,000 for a horse from an overseas trainer. I said, no. The horse hurt itself a week later and never raced again and it was worth absolutely nothing. I regret not taking the cash to this day. You're kidding. Yeah, but at least you still had your horse, eh? You had your friendship with that horse still.

You'd be gutted. What about the text that says, my work offers me $100 an hour for four hours if I come in for the four hours before I actually start my shift. I say no almost every day. $500 for eight hours suits me just fine. Money isn't everything. So that's a good way to look at it.

So essentially they could nearly earn $1,000 a day. They could earn double what they're currently earning for half the amount worked more. Yeah. But see it doesn't compute for me. I'd be like, I'll be there four hours early. I'll be there five hours. Done. Stacey's here. Hi Stacey. Hi Stacey. Someone offer you a lot of money?

Yeah, my boxer got pregnant so I obviously couldn't keep all of her puppies. So I tried to sell them on Trade Me for like 200 bucks. And one of the people that came in to buy them was a doctor. He had a Maserati. He pulled into my driveway, and I decided that I was going to keep one of the puppies, and he wanted the one that I was going to keep.

He was like, I'll give you $1,500. Whoa, $1,500, and you're selling the others for 200? It was $200. They seem... No, I'm good. Why did he want that particular one and why did you want the same one? I wanted him because he had become attached to me. Like the boxer, obviously, you know, being a new mum, she couldn't handle it.

So I spent a lot of time with him and he used to fall asleep on my lap and he was really cute. There was nothing special about him. He was literally just a standard dog. Yeah, right. I don't know why. Did you say no? Yeah, no. I said no. There was nothing special about him. He was literally just a standard dog. Yeah, right. I don't know why. Did you say no? Yeah, no, I said no. My husband thinks I'm crazy.

Yeah, he thinks you're crazy but do you regret it? No, I had him for 12 years. He recently just passed away. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Jeez, 12 years ago, inflation,

that $1,500 would be more like $4,000. Yeah, I was going to say. Wow, okay. Probably even more than that. Well, good on you, Stacey, sticking to your principles. Listen to this. I was working on a party bus even more than that. Good on you, Stacey, sticking to your principles. Listen to this.

I was working on a party bus about 18 months ago. We had a group of drag queens come on board for a fun night. I was offered by one of the ladies $2,000 to give them a kiss. I kindly refused because I don't swing that way. The worst part is when I got home, I told my wife about it, and she said, where is the $2,000? I'd be asking the same bloody question. You're like, babe, congratulations to me I didn't cheat on you.

I'd kiss most people for two grand. I would kiss. I'd be like, how do you want it, tongue or no tongue? I'm struggling to name a person I wouldn't kiss for $2,000. Bring it on, two grand for one kiss? Tongue or no tongue. Just looked at where the sun is in the sky on two grand for one kiss? Tongue or no tongue. Bree and Clint. Just looked at where the sun is in the sky.

And if my calculations are correct, it's time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's how I tell the time. Is that why we got that sundial installed in the hell? I think Google's actually... That's how I tell the time. Is that why we got that sundial installed in the studio? Yeah, I just thought, you know, go old school. Yeah.

No, I read it. Yeah. It's going to pay dividend in a power cut. It really will. Especially when Google goes down. I know. Big time. Hey, if you want to play Google down...

Oh, you'll laugh when the power goes out and I still know what time it is. Yes. And they're like know what time it is. Yes. And they're like, what if it's dark? Sundials still work in the dark, don't they? Hey, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. All you need to do is Google some stuff. Yeah, you've got to be the greatest Googler in Aotearoa. Yeah, so if you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM

and you will go head-to-head with everyone here in the studio at Google Down. Easy as that. We'll play after One Republic. This is I Ain't Worried. Bree and Clint, ZM. I don't know what you've been told But time is running out, no need to take it slow I'm stepping to your toe-to-toe

I should be scared, honey, maybe so But I ain't worried about it right now Keeping dreams alive, 1999 heroes I ain't worried about it right now Swimming in the floods, dancing on the clouds below I ain't worried about it I ain't worried about it I don't know what you've been told But time is on and I'm suspended like it's gold

I'm living like I'm 19 years old Got no regrets even when I'm broke I'm at my best when I got something I'm wanting to steal Been too busy for them problems and problems to feel No session, just a session, we're feeling the deal I'll take it in and let it go But I ain't worried about it right now Keeping dreams alive

1999 heroes I ain't worried about it right now Swimming in the floods Dancing on the pavilo I ain't worried about it I ain't worried about it I ain't worried I ain't worried about it right now Keeping dreams alive

1999 heroes I am worried about it right now Swimming in the floods Dancing on the clouds below I am worried about it I am worried about it I am worried about it Zed in Bree and Clint, that's One Republic and I Ain't Worried. I Ain't Worried About It. It's time for Google Down.

Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... It's our Googling competition where we try and find who is the fastest Googler. And you can pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars for yourself if you are the fastest. Today, taking on myself, producer Claude and producer Megan, is you, Rangi. Kia ora. Hello, mate.

Kia ora, kia ora. Welcome to Google Down. Rangi, what are you Googling on this afternoon? What type of device? A phone. A phone, good. Perfect, we'll keep it fair. Everyone else will be using phones in the studio.

And here's the rules. I will be asking you all a question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to yell it out, you get the point. If not, then you don't get the point. Yeah. First to three points wins.

50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Let's do this thing. All right, here we go. Rangi, are you ready? He's hungry, I think. Let's go. Question. It is just's go. Question. It is just after 4.20.

So here we go. Question number one. Who wrote the song Baby One More Time? Who wrote the song? Max Martin. That is correct, Claudia. I knew that off the top of my head and I was like, do I go with it? Do I go with it?

Sometimes you can just have a guess. We have seen that in the past pay off. One point to producer Claude, the reigning champ. Apparently that song was originally written for the Backstreet Boys. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. Oh, my God, I'm learning all kinds of things on Google now today. Okay, one to Claude.

Question number two. How many breeds of chicken are there worldwide? How many breeds of chicken are there worldwide? How many breeds of chicken are there? 53. Claudia is out. Oh, you bought the service. Come on, Rangi. 600.

1,600. I have to accept your first answer. Oh, no. Someone steal it. I've said the right one. 1,600. Yay! That's right, Rangi. Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, let's go. He's on the board. He's on the board. Turn that radio down for us, okay, Rangi? Let's keep playing. All right, nice work. You're on the board. One to Rangi, one to Producer Claude.

Question number three. Which actor played the main character in the movie Wimbledon? Wimbledon? What kind of movie? Paul Bettany. I'm going to say Claudia just got in there. Paul Bettany is correct. Movie starring Kirsten Dunst. It's a great film.

I'm with Rangi. What kind of movie is Wimbledon? It's a great film. Amodrangi, what kind of movie is Wimbledon? It's a great film. Who watches Wimbledon? All right, Producer Claude is on two, Durangi is on one, and you all need to stop Producer Claude right now because she could win right here. Yeah, let's do it.

We got this. Question number four. Sorry, boy. What year will be the next year you can see Hayley's Comet? Okay. What year? Ah, 2061. Yep.

That's correct, Producer Megan. 2061. Rangi is right behind you. Producer Megan stops Producer Claude from the win. I'm out of the game here. It's over to you guys. One to Megan, one to Claude, one to Rangy. Here we go.

Question number five. Who had the highest selling album in 2002? 2002. Eminem. Producer Claude has said Eminem. Is it right, though? I reckon that was a guess. Was it a guess?

It wasn't a guess, but I spelled a lot of things wrong. Well? What did you say, Rangi? Because I feel like you were right and there was Claude. I said Jay-Z. You said Jay-Z, okay. One of you has got it right. Yes, I got it right.

I wish you had, but it's producer Claude. What? Sorry, Rungy. I think Bree might have something for you, though. Rungy, how does 50 KFC chicken dollars sound, mate? Hey, you've made our day. Call the show any time, mate. You're a hoot.

Thank you. I reckon we should just give Ruggie 50 KFC chicken dollars once a day for morale. Just to boost everybody's spirits up. He's boosted ours. I mean, what a legend. Bree and Clint. And it's Father's Day on Sunday. Is it?

Yeah. When? Sunday. Oh, Father's Day is on Sunday. Father's Day is on Sunday. Oh, Father's Day is on Sunday. Father's Day is on Sunday. We have been on a quest this week to find someone in New Zealand to give us the correct answer

to the reverse random trivia. And to give us the correct answer, they have to give us the question. Exactly. You know what we're talking about. It's this thing. Reverse trivia answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday.

Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, no, I don't know. We thought we had someone get it correct yesterday at the Palmerston North TAB. Leanne. We thought Leanne had got it right. On review, I don't think we can actually give it to Leanne. Have a listen.

The answer is Sunday. Sunday, what would the question be? It's just Sunday, Father's Day. Can't give her that, can we? See, I said to go to the video ref. Yeah, well, we have a day later. Yeah, but still counts. So what we're looking for, the correct one,

you're going to say the answer is Sunday. What's the question? And we're looking for what day is Father's Day? Great. Who are we calling today? We're calling the Napier RSA. Oh, wonderful. What a lovely establishment.

Otherwise, dial one for the restaurant, two for the club rooms, three for the CEO, four for the president, five for admin, a full list of extensions. Why did you die? Good afternoon, Napier RSA. Yes, hello, who's that? It's Graham. Graham, welcome to Random Reverse Trivia.

Are you ready to play? No. Oh, come on, Graham, it's one question. Come on, Graham. Yeah, OK. Yeah, good on you, Graham come on, Graham. It's one question. Come on, Graham. Yeah, okay. Yeah, good on you, Graham. Okay, Graham. It's pretty simple.

The answer is Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? What's the day before Monday? Oh. That's good. That's a question. Yes. It's not. That's a question. Yes. It's not the question, though.

Think about what's coming up on Sunday this week, Graham. It's Father's Day. Yeah. Yeah, so the answer's Sunday. The answer's Sunday. What would the question be? What day is Father's Day? He's done it!

Oh, my God! He's done it! He's done it! Graham! Graham! Graham, you are the first ever successful contestant on Random Reverse Trivia. How does it feel? Yeah, good. Unbelievable, Graham.

15 years that has taken us and you've just nailed it. Oh, you've made our day, Graham. You bloody legend. Let him know what he's won, Bree. Graham, you have won the privilege of being knighted as a Kiwi legend. And, and, not just that, you've earned yourself a $50 bar tab at the Napier RSA. A great establishment. Thank you very much.

You're very welcome, Graham. Have a lovely day, Graham. Have a great Father's Day. See you, much. You're very welcome, Graham. Have a lovely day, Graham. Have a great Father's Day. See you, Graham. Bye. Oh, my. I'm speechless. What a great New Zealander.

What a legend. We've done it. Bree and Clint. We did it. Bree and Clint. We are holding a public amnesty on adult tantrums this afternoon. You can confess them to us in a safe space. And we won't judge.

We won't hold them against you. We understand. I made myself upset. Did you? Yeah, thinking about all that garlic bread my mum threw out that time. You're right back there. I just, I literally transported me back there. And you know what the worst part was?

It was all different types of garlic bread. So you had like the focaccia garlic bread. You had the original. You had the sourdough. You were moving countries. Literally, what were you going to do with that garlic bread? So you had like the focaccia garlic bread. You had the original. You had the sourdough. You were moving countries. Literally, what were you going to do with that garlic bread? I was going to cook it all up in one big feast that night. Wasn't I?

But no, didn't get a chance to do that. She didn't even keep one of them. Okay, okay, okay. Look, if you want to be forgiven for your adult tantrum, you have to at least be over it. Okay? Are you over it? I don't feel like you're over it.

I'm not. I don't think she's over it. I'm not. Let's go to Nikki. She sounds like she's over it. Hi, are you over it? I don't feel like you're over it. I'm not. I don't think she's over it. Let's go to Nikki. She sounds like she's over it. Hi Nikki. Hi Nikki. Hi. Did you have a bit of an adult wobbly? Did you chuck a tanty? Just a little bit. Okay, what did you do?

I was pregnant and staying with my in-laws and they had their bowls in the bottom drawer and I had a big massive cry and tantrum because how dare they put their bowls in the bottom drawer and I had a big massive cry and tantrum because how dare they put their bowls in the bottom drawer when I wanted to eat cereal all day

because I was pregnant. Was it too hard for you to bend down with your big pregnant puku to get those bowls? Yeah, that's right. How dare they put them in the bottom drawer? They didn't think of you, did they Nikki? You know what, they were out to get you. That was a hate crime from them.

When they picked the bottom drawer for their bowls Did they, Nicky? They didn't think of you. You know what? They were out to get you. That was a hate crime from them. I know. When they picked the bottom drawer for their bowls 20 years ago when they moved into that house, they did it on purpose. That was a passive-aggressive hate crime. How dare they? Did they understand that it was just some pre-go hormones and everything that's water under the bridge, Nicky? Yeah, I think so. And I apologised after, you know.

Please forgive me for what I said when I was pregnant. I can just picture Nikki like years later, she's not pregnant and she's like, you still shouldn't put them down then. Hi Catherine. Hi Catherine. Hi Catherine. Hi, how are you? Good. You've got an adult tantrum that involves caramilk. Is that true?

Yes, I was a new mum. I can't, he might have been around like four weeks old. Okay, very fresh. Yes, and I'd new mum. I can't, he might have been around like four weeks old. Okay, very fresh. Yes, and I'd just seen all these ads and how good Caramilk was on Facebook. And so I text my husband to ask him to bring me some home from work. And he bought Caramelo.

No! Oh, no. That is an epic fail. He got home and I was crying. I was gutted. Did he realise what he'd done? Did he realise it? I think it took him a while to realise why I was crying.

And I was like, I didn't want this. I like to think of Catherine crying and screaming at her husband while also eating the caramello that she didn't want. This is not what I want, Jack. And there's chocolate on her face. I definitely would have eaten it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Catherine.

That is so dead. It's very relatable though, Catherine. It's so relatable. Very understandable. Someone else has texted through and they said, my husband and I had an argument about something completely trivial. It made me so mad that I threw my entire pizza at him. The box flew open and my pizza landed face down on the floor.

Hunger tantrums are real, but devastating when you lose a whole pizza. I wonder if you were hungry enough to eat that pizza off the carpet that had gone face down. Oh, carpet. Face down. If it's on floorboards, I would eat it. Yeah, different, eh? Different. Nobody wants a hairy pizza.

Nah. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. You want to confess your adult tantrum to us? Yeah, I feel like the pregnant women and the new mums are dobbing themselves in quite a bit today,

so I'll add to that. Okay, go on. So I was about 24 weeks pregnant, went for a lovely stroll in the sunshine around Mount Maunganui with my husband. And you know there's the rule that after you walk around the mountain in the summer, you have to buy an ice cream from Copenhagen Cones at the other side. Correct. That is the gospel.

I thought you were going to say you have to take a picture at the top and post about it on Instagram. That too. So all the way around, pregnant, dreaming of my goody-goody gumdrop ice cream from Copenhagen Cone. Got there, waited in the queue at Copenhagen Cone, got to the counter and went and ordered my goody-goody gumdrop ice cream to be told by the young girl that they were sold out.

How dare they? At which point I burst into tears. And to this day, I still cannot tell you why I burst into tears. And the poor girl must have gone into panic mode and wanted to offer me every other kind of ice cream that they had in the shop. None of which was to find or do. It just was not good enough. It wasn't Goody Goody Gumdrop.

You don't have Goody Goody Gumdrops. You've got Goodygoody gumdrops. You don't have goody-goody gumdrops. You've got goody-goody no-drops. Yeah, so I walked out of there, and then I don't know how it ended up becoming, but it was all my husband's fault that there was no goody-goody. Oh, good. Oh, it transferred onto him. Good.

As long as the good people at Copenhagen Cones weren't comparable anymore. He can handle it. He can deal with it, right? It's been three and a half years, and I still haven't braved to show my husband. Laurie, a woman needs her goody-goody gumdrop. I reckon, you know what your husband did?

I think he went there the day before knowing. And he ate up all the goody-goody gumdrops of ice cream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he did. That's what us husbands do when you women are pregnant. We try and make life as hard as possible for you. Oh, trust me. It seems that way, doesn't it?

Time for Birthday Banger. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right. What was number one on your 16th birthday? That's where our job comes in. Yeah, that's our job, yep. We're going to do that and then we'll play one of those songs in full for everyone to enjoy. Let's kick it off with Char.

Kia ora, Char. Hi, Char. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? I'm great, thank you. Oh, well, welcome to the show. What's your birthday, mate?

It's the 30th of August, 1976. Oh, happy birthday for yesterday. Oh, wow. Thank you. Did you have a good day? I had a fabulous day. It was awesome. Awesome. Good to hear. Well, let's do your birthday for yesterday. Oh, wow. Did you have a good day? I had a fabulous day. It was awesome. Awesome.

Good to hear. Well, let's do your birthday banger. You were 16 in 1992. And on his 16th chart, this would have been number one. Don't tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart. Whoa. Just don't think it understand. And if you tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart popular song in our family.

Billy Ray Cyrus, his name came up literally yesterday in the name game. Yes, he certainly brings back memories, that's for sure. A fan of Achy Breaky Heart or Notcha? Yeah, not too bad. Every now and again, couldn't listen to it as much as I probably did when I was 16, but that's a good one. No, fair enough. Okay, thanks Char. Wait there, we'll come back to you on

Birthday Banger. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. Hi, G'day. How's your day been, mate? Yeah, it's been awesome, thanks. Hey, we just had achy, breaky heart Billy Ray Cyrus and now Hannah has called through Oh my god, what's your last name, Hannah?

Not Montana That's not Montana, is it? No, it's not Montana Oh, that would have been so perfect, Hannah Hey, let's do your birthday, Banger What's your birthday? 1st of February, 1984 Alright, that means you were 16 in the year 2000

And on the 1st of Feb 2000 This was at the number one spot. Banger, Hannah. Christina. Hey, by the way, 1st of February, you and me are birthday twins. Isn't the 1st of February, I think it might be the greatest birthday in the world.

Would you agree? I absolutely agree. It's the best weather. People are in good moods. It's a great birthday. It is. It really is. Don't boast about your good bloody birthdays.

Here I am, January 3rd. No one wants to celebrate. Everyone's spent all their money. But I'm happy for you, Hannah. I'm happy for you. Thank you. Wait there, wait there, wait there. Jenny's here.

Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi. Let me guess, you're in a very convenient time of the year, but probably June? No, tomorrow. Is it tomorrow? Yeah.

Oh, you would be. You would be, Jenny. Spring's just about to start. Yeah, great birthday. Everyone's getting ready to start the party season. Well, happy birthday for tomorrow. What's good about June, by the way? It's a ways away from Easter and Christmas.

Oh, it's in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay. But not the weather. No. No. But it's way away from all the big holidays.

Anyway, what year were you born, Jenny? 1980. Okay. Right, Jenny, you were 16 in 1996. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Oh, Jenny. We'll be together forever, friendship never.

You've made this really hard, Jenny, because that is the third really good birthday banger today. That has got to be a winner. That is a big, big song for me. Jenny, were you a big Spice Girls fan? Should I say yes? Maybe. We like honesty here.

Was 16 a little bit too old for the Spice Girls, maybe? Oh, I don't know. I just remember my friend that I went to school with bought all the dolls and then left them sealed in their boxes. Oh, that'd be worth a fortune. That'd be worth so much money. Yeah, quite possibly. Okay, wait there.

We've got to deliberate. Achy Breaky Heart, what a girl wants or wannabe? What does your gut say? Brie, Thomaselle? Oh, I'm having a day. Yeah. Still thinking about how Hannah has the perfect birthday and so do you.

And me, yeah. I'll speed it up for you. I'm going to vote Christina as the winner of Birthday Banger. I mean, my favourite Christina days are the dirty days because I like it when she got down to dirty and the arseless chaps. Yes, well, I can't give you that. I can only give you What A Girl Wants.

But I'll take Christina in what a girl wants era because I adore her. That means, Hannah, not only do you have the perfect birthday, you've got the perfect birthday banger as well. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, Hannah, congratulations.

Another win for you, Hannah. Another win. Great day. See you, Hannah. Brian Clint, ZM. She had a Brie and Clint I can rock you Wait so patiently While I got it together While I'm thinking Brie and Clint

You're the one You always knew What a girl wants What a girl needs Whatever makes me happy Since you've been I'm thanking you For being there for me What a girl needs, whatever makes me happy, sets you free. I'm thanking you for being there for me. What a girl wants, what a girl needs, whatever keeps me in your arms.

Whatever keeps me in your arms is what I need. What a girl needs, whatever makes me happy, sets you free. ZM Brinkley, the winner of Birthday Banger from 2000 is Christina Aguilera and What A Girl Want. Can you hit that high note she hits in that song? Yeah. I just don't want to. Let's hear it. No, I just don't want to.

Nailed it. I think I'm despised. You're the one I always need. Guys, can you get the spray? There's an insect in here. What is the key to the fountain of youth, Clint? Oh, please don't say bull. Swimmers?

Swimmers. Because I've heard that, that it could be Is that why you That's what they put in Red Bull Remember there was that rumour that Taurine What? Do you remember that rumour? I hope not That Taurine was actually bull stuff

Really? It's not true by the way Please if the Red Bull company is listening right now, don't sue me But that was the rumour at high school Oh, is that why you drank some of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I used to guzzle the stuff. I thought so.

You're like, this is going to keep me young and fresh. No, it's not, thank God. One woman believes she's found the holy grail of under-eye treatments. Oh, I'm so here for this. Me too. As a baggy under-eye man, I'm so keen for this. I think. As a baggy under-eye-man, I'm so keen for this. I think it's like, you know, the wrinkles or the, you know, where you get bags under your

eyes. Puffs. Yeah, what do people try? They try cucumber, they try tea bags. There's like so many different serums and creams that cost a fortune. There's all different types of stuff, isn't there? I used that Thin Lizzy stuff which was pretty amazing. Oh yeah. Which was actually just egg white and it doesn't fix it, it just shrinks it

Until You can't like Get your face wet or anything It literally makes like Yeah yeah The bag shrink up But it's amazing Yeah

But yeah No it's none of those things Look we've got a piece of audio From the woman here Talking about what she says She's used for years Yeah And now in her 30s

States that she has no wrinkles. Take a listen. So this is a hemorrhoid cream. Most people don't know, but the skin under your eyes is the same skin as your butthole. So basically, it helps to reduce the puffiness and the fine lines under your eyes. I am 32 years old. I have absolutely zero wrinkles. So go ahead and get yourself some hemorrhoid cream. She got butthole cream under her eyes. I am 32 years old. I have absolutely zero wrinkles. So go ahead and get yourself some hemorrhoid cream.

She got butthole cream under her eyes. Yeah. Did you know that? The skin under your eyes is the same as your butthole? No, I didn't know that, but I still don't know that. Just because some woman on TikTok said that it is, doesn't mean that it is. Yeah, true.

I mean, I believe anything I hear. This is the problem with the world now. Someone's just said it once on the internet internet and Bree's like, that is true. That is crazy. That is so true. How did I never know that? I have heard those. Because if that is true, do I have puffy, saggy butthole skin as well as I age?

Well. If it's the same skin. And they say that your under eye skin is the most sensitive on your body, like the thinnest. Yes. That's why you shouldn't wipe it or like you should pat it gently. I'm taken to my butthole with reams of toilet paper every day. That thing must be worn out. Well, I mean, they do say that.

Is your butthole worn out, is it? I think that's from other activities. Anyway. I can't believe you just said your butthole worn out is it i think that's from other activities anyway i can't believe you just said your butthole yeah i can't believe i said that either we might take a break they do say that you are more prone to hemorrhoids as you get older yeah yeah don't they and they say people who use hemorrhoid cream on their butthole are tight arses yeah right um i'm not saying anything else. I've said enough, so I'm just going to... You really have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, can we just isolate

that piece of audio, please? Bree and Clint. Something about our show, Clint, if you don't listen very often, we are the leading show for aviation and maritime news. You think we would have learned how to say it by now?

I know. It's been a while, actually. Yeah, we don't do it often. It doesn't take much to be the leading show, to be honest. Yeah. Just to cover the basics. Just do it once every now and then. Yeah, yeah.

Look, a pilot has made the news this week after he threatened to turn the plane around and end everyone's holiday before it had begun. What, like a grumpy parent in the car? Yeah. Yeah. Right, okay. So they hadn't taken off yet. Were the passengers fighting over the iPad? No yeah so they hadn't taken off just fighting over the ipad

no so they hadn't taken off yet they were still on the tarmac right and they were getting ready to fly and apparently he isn't sure if it was multiple people or a couple of people but there were some people sending nude photographs around the plane via airdrop. Oh, right. Okay. I've heard of people doing this on planes, not the nudes specifically. But certain things. But airdrop's anonymous, eh?

You can just tap as many phones that are in your area and just go, you want to accept this picture? Well, do you remember a story that went pretty viral, I think about a year ago, and there was someone on the plane sending photos they shouldn't have been and they were able to track down who it was from. Oh, they were able to figure it out. So it's not necessarily anonymous.

Yeah. I mean, you know, people in IT can figure it out. Have you got the nudes to show me? We don't have the nudes. We do have the audio of the pilot coming over the speaker and telling people to quit it or there won't be no fly into Cabo today.

So here's the deal. This continues while we're on the ground. I'm going to have to pull back to the gate. Everybody's going to have to get off. We're going to have to get security involved and it's vacation that's going to be ruined. So you folks, whatever that airdrop thing is, quit sending naked pictures. Let's get yourself to a combo.

Great dad voice. Great, great dad voice. Speaking to adults, he's nailed it there. Yeah. He has. The power that he just,

you know, holds. I mean, I doubt that he could cancel the flight. No, he can. He can? Pilots have that authority.

They can cancel a flight for whatever reason. They have to have it because they have to be able to pull out of a flight if they feel like something is wrong. So he's just decided to use it for nudes instead of fuel or turbulence. I remember now a pilot on a flight I was on cancelled the flight because she really wanted the chicken,

but everyone before her had got the chicken. So she was like nah we're not going have you heard that yarn that um because there's always two pilots they can't share the same meal yeah in case in case one of them gets food poisoning they have to have a different meal isn't that interesting hey just your luck you got put with someone that likes the same thing as you yeah it's like at a wedding yeah like i never want to sit next to someone. Oh, because they do the meals when they alternate them? Yeah. The best person to sit next to at a wedding is a vegetarian.

Because you're getting everything. Bree and Clint. That, everybody, is the end of the Bree and Clint show. We've got a great show everyone should be watching. It's on Disney+. Oh, is it the new Mike Tyson show? Yep Is it good?

Fantastic Love it What about the bad stuff? Is that in there? Well I've only watched Only two episodes are out at the moment They drop once a week Because he's an icon

But he definitely did some bad stuff Oh yeah They cover I'm pretty sure they're going to cover everything But like you don't realise How traumatic of an upbringing he had. Right. Like, it's pretty full on.

Yeah, okay. And when you see it, you're like, pretty amazing story. Weird to see him without that face tattoo as well, eh? Well, there's flashbacks. So, in the parts where he is obviously old enough to have the tattoo, he's got the tattoo and then it flashes back to where he doesn't have it. Yeah, I want to see that. That's good.

Okay. What are we watching that's interesting? Oh, selling the OC. Oh, yeah. On Netflix. I'm watching bits and pieces of that too. It's addictively shit. Yeah.

It's just an easy watch. Yeah. They're so dramatic and so fake, but it's good. It's shiny and the houses are cool. I just like seeing the houses. They don't show many houses. They don't show much. It's mostly lunches and bitching.

Yeah. I'm like, show me more of the amazing houses. What you're looking for is Kirstie and Phil's Love All Elisted, I think. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Or The Block. Or The Block.

Or The Block. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brand Clint Show bye bye guys I can't tell I can't show play

ZM's Brand Clint on Insta Facebook TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM feed by KFC

get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app play ZM