ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st January 2022

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network What about... Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Oh, I just remembered I need some theme music for this, actually Don't give it away, don't give it away Don't give it away Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready I've started watching a new TV show

Well, it's not a new TV show. How did you know? I have started Sex and the City. Which, fun fact for anyone out there, did you know it's actually Sex and the City? Not Sex in the City? Mate, you're talking to two people here who are diehard fans. Yeah, I know. Well, I've started from season one,

episode one, season one. And whoa, what a ride. God, you're a bit late. I've seen like six boobs in three episodes. A bit late on the bandwagon. See, this is why this show's not for men. Nah, I think it is for men. He's not getting the point of the episodes.

All he's looking at is the boobs, Anastasia. Okay, tell us what you learnt. I learnt that it's okay to secretly film the people you're having sex with if you're as good looking as Harvey Specter from Suits. That's in episode two. That's a spoiler for you. The guy who plays Harvey Specter videos the woman that he's sleeping with and Carrie's like,

cool, sweet, that's fine. Yeah, obviously it was a different time back in the early 2000s. Buzzy, eh? Strange. I've learnt that smoking is sexy. They all do it on the show and it is hot. Carrie Bradshaw is Sarah Jessica

Parker. It is not. Loves sucking on a fag And it is hot It makes me want to smoke Genuinely You don't like the Manolo Blahniks The Fendi purses She's only mentioned Manolo Blahniks once

About all the relationship stuff Have you learned anything? I've learned that the new season of Sex and the City That we're watching, and just like that season, they should have re-watched the first season because there's a scene in there where

Miranda kisses a woman and she goes, no, definitely straight. And then she moves on. I don't remember that scene. Yep, it's in an elevator. She goes to a dinner party at her boss's place That's when she's trying To impress her boss

Yeah And she's gay Oh yeah And he said She brings that person To the softball match She goes on a date With an actual

Gay woman And it's a fake date And she kisses her And then in the new one Well I won't spoil anything For you but And what have I genuinely Learned about relationships

Um new one well i won't spoil anything for you but and what have i genuinely learned about relationships don't come on too strong if you're a man because there's that guy no that's pretty good i thought there's that guy uh who nah but see then you don't want to you also don't want to be too standoffish i think that's the biggest struggle in meeting people these days is riding the fine line of if you come on too strong, they won't be interested. If you don't come on strong enough, they'll think you don't care and they won't be interested.

So it's like this weird line that you have to tow for the first however long. And you know what? You know what? I got that line wrong a lot when I was dating. I think a lot of people get that. Not just men. I think people in general get that line wrong a lot.

Do you know why I got it wrong? I mean, we all have. Somewhere along the line, I was told that after you go on a date with someone or see someone, don't call or message. This is stupid. Don't call or message them for three days. Yeah, that's the general rule for men.

Is it? Three days? You don't know that. Every man says that to each other. And can I just say that is the dumbest rule in the book. Throw that rule out of the window. If you go out on a date and you have a really nice date with someone and you can feel that you had a really good time,

you can message them that night. Oh, that night. I would message them that night when I got home. Not heaps. Just message them, hey, thanks for a really nice night. I had a really great time. You don't have to seem clingy and be like, hey, let's hang out. Yeah, you don't ask to see each other and just say, hey,

I had a really nice time. Thanks so much for whatever night. Cheers for a good night. See you soon. God, this is so complex. Someone should make a TV show about this stuff. I know. Someone should make a TV show like in this day and age.

Yeah. But again, it's too confusing. What comes close as a modern version of traversing the trials and tribulations of modern dating. You know what's really interesting is that I haven't seen many TV shows that have nailed it like new ones. A movie on Netflix called Someone Great. Yeah. And living in New York is so spot on to what it really is, I think, dating in this era.

Like, go watch that. I mean, it in this era. Go watch that. I mean, it's pretty sad, but the friendships seem really real and what they talk about with each other and then what the relationship's like. They cover all those bits and it's a movie, but it's fantastic. I think that's super close. Do you know what my other observation is, only being three episodes into season one of Sex and the City

and having watched all of the new season? Have you noticed that in the first season of Sex and the City, they used this weird narration to the camera thing, like Fleabag? I don't like that. And then I hated it, and then it changes, I think, halfway through season one. Oh, through season one it changes. My other observation is that Sex and the City is way more edgy

than in Just Like That. Yeah. Even though it's from 25 years ago, they are pushing the envelope more than this new season is. Because I think that's the goal. That was the goal of the show, whereas I think In Just Like That, that's not the goal. What is the goal of the new one?

I think the goal of the new one is to kind of portray what life is like for a woman in their 50s yeah living in new york yeah and because i mean all the edgy stuff and all that kind of stuff they've covered that all in they did it in the city yeah so i think it's more like showing yeah all the stuff that you go through like maybe in your 50s and whatever i don't like i'm assuming it's more like showing, yeah, all the stuff that you go through, like maybe in your 50s and whatever. Like I'm assuming. It's so interesting to me seeing people like be so harsh on the Miranda storyline.

Not the Miranda, the Samantha storyline in Just Like That. Of her not being in it. And the storyline that they've taken for her, like the explanation of where she is. I reckon it's the best thing they could have done You know why I think She chose not to be in it And they chose not to kill her off

But you know why I think it's so smart Because people I'm like what do you expect them to do Like They don't want to kill her off In the hope They've left the door open for her And it gives everyone hope

That she might come back Which she might We don't know I mean weirder things have happened? Can I just say as a true Sex and the City fan now, I hope she comes back. I think the show lacks her presence. You've watched three episodes. She is

a firecracker. She is a conversation starter, and I think the dynamic of the four gals. I give him three more episodes, Anastasia, and he'll be off with it. Ben, you should check it out, man. We love it. You should check it out.

No, don't put yourself in mine and Anastasia's category. We are big fans. Actually, I do looping back to your question earlier on, have had a thought. There was a show that I thought kind of touched on it. Oh yeah, what show? I think we might have talked about it. It's called Love Life. Anna Kendrick. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, maybe. I highly recommend you watching it. I think I have seen that. Is it where she gets caught in Crocs? No. Or is that a movie that I've watched with her? No. I love Anna Kendrick.

Yeah, I think it's similar to the Someone Great. No, I think I am talking about the same thing you're talking about. Anna Kendrick's. She might have been. Good with the cups. Yeah, the one good with the cups. Yeah, the cups I am talking about the same thing you're talking about. Anna Kendricks. She might have been. Good with the cups. Yeah, the one good with the cups. Yeah, the cups. And it's Anna Kendricks.

They've got a new season now and it's about a guy. Anna Kendricks. Anna Kendricks. All right, enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. 3, 2, 1. KDM's Brie and Clint. Upnoon, everybody. Happy Monday. Happy anniversary day to Northland, Auckland, Waikato, Gisborne, Bay of Plenty.

Got a lot of people on a public holiday today. A lot of people. I'm so jealous. Me too. How good is a public holiday? How good is a long weekend? Good news is we get another one next weekend. I too. How good is a public holiday? How good is a long weekend? Good news is we get another one next weekend. I know.

Yeah. Waitangi weekend. How good's the start of the year for public holidays? How much better would it be if all the festivals were still on too? That would be so good. Let's not dwell on that. I read the hack somewhere where it's like if you take the four days off, if you're in all the places that get the holiday today, you get 10 days off.

Yeah, yeah, true. So you would have had from Saturday right through to the following Tuesday off. Exactly. How good. I mean, we have just had five weeks off, but you know. It's just been holidays. The grass is always greener. Hey, still.

Today on the show, Add to Cart is back. It's the first day of Add to Cart. We'll add the final item to our cart at 4 o'clock. You write it down and then if you're the first person to call us at 5 o'clock

and you can tell us all of the items inside the cart, you'll take them home this afternoon. I've seen what's in the cart today and let me just say,

I love, like love, every single item. Me too. It's right up my alley. They're very useful but very exciting at the same time. Like, it's highly practical, today's cart. Yeah.

Like, cool stuff too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, technology-based stuff. So one more thing going in our Add to Cart cart at 4 o'clock this afternoon. Next, though, $50 cash up for grabs with our game Tradiverse Lady. That's right. If you want to play, you can call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

The ladies having a stonker of a week last week on four wins. The tradies sitting on one. We'll play after the Kid Leroy and Justin Bieber on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's the TikTok song where you get your ring light and you stand there with your clothes on

and then you lift your ring light over yourself and then you take your clothes off and you take the ring light back over yourself. Yeah, I did one over the holidays. Oh, yeah? Did you show off your muscles like everyone does? I opened the fridge, though, and I was standing in front of the fridge.

Oh, I saw that eating cheese. Yeah. So mine was a little bit different, more real. A little bit better, I think. More real version, yeah. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. All right.

The tradies versus the ladies for another week. The tradies sitting on one win for the year. The ladies out the front on four. Let's bring our lady on first. She's from Nelson, and she can ride a ripstick skateboard. Welcome to the show, 21-year-old Grace. Grace, that is very impressive. I can't do it well, but I can do it.

Better than most adults, which look just like they're going to hurt themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and I would be an ACC claim waiting to happen on a ripstick. It would not be good. It would be bad. You'll be taking on our tradie today, the 25, the from Dunedin, and he did his building apprenticeship in just two years. Welcome to the show. It's Riley.

G'day, g'day. Does that mean you're like a building prodigy, or were you just on the block in Zed? Oh, pretty much just a prodigy. It takes about four years on average, but just a natural, yeah, it's just blow it out, eh? Wow, you're like the Doogie Howser of building. That's amazing. Are you a good builder, though, or are you a bit of a cowboy?

Oh, definitely a cowboy, eh? Just give it your best and silicon the rest. He's like, look, I only did two years of my apprenticeship, but I do cashies. Riley, your buzzer is tradie. Grace, your buzzer is lady. First to three points correct will get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Who is the current actor playing Spider-Man in the current Spider-Man films? Tradie. Tradie. Grace. Riley. Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Tom Holland is correct.

Getting paid a ton of money to do it. Up around $20 million now with film. He's such a good Spider-Man though. He's great. I love him. I think he's fantastic. And I love Zendaya in that role right there beside him. And they're dating in real life.

Can you get any better than that? Question number two. One to the tradies. Who won last night's Australian Open men's singles title? Trudy. Yes, Riley. Liddell. That is correct. Rafa came back from two sets down.

It was unreal. Do you know how old he is? He's 35. Yeah. That was his 21st Grand Slam title, which takes him in front of Djokovic and Federer. I love seeing when someone's older than me that they're doing things like that,

and I'm like, oh, still a chance. There's no chance. Ignore the part that I'm 35 tomorrow, but, you know, still a chance. If I win the Australian Open tonight, still a chance. Still a chance. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies. Grace, you need this one to stop him, okay? Yep. Here we go, question a chance. Still a chance. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies. Grace, you need this one to stop him, okay?

Yep. Here we go, question number three. Lotto Powerball was won over the weekend with one Aucklander taking home the entire $21 million. Yeah, Grace, you don't know what the question is, but have a go. Well, I was going to say $21, but you said it. I already said that part. That's all right.

I'll finish your question. You might all right. I'll finish a question. You might know this. The entire $21 million, what colour is a physical lotto ticket in New Zealand? Trady. Riley for the win. Yellow. He's got it. A prodigy on the building side and a prodigy in tradie versus lady.

You're not wrong. Well, you're not wrong. He's humble too. Listen to him. I bet you're really good looking too. Yeah, it's true. You got that right as well. Brian Clint.

Round of applause, homai te pakipaki for me, who on Friday was a big brave boy and went and got my COVID booster vaccine. Round of applause. Thank you. Just doing my civic duty. Sorry, is there applause coming from the producer's booth out there? It's very enthused. Look, you can hear how enthused it is.

Yeah, right. Good. Thank you, and I appreciate it. I was due. No, I was overdue, actually. Just didn't get around to it. But I thought, oh, Omicron's on the way. Go and do it.

Got jabbed. Tweeted the pharmacy and got it done this time. So easy. didn't get around to it. But I thought, oh, Omicron's on the way. Go and do it. Got jabbed. Tweeted the pharmacy and got it done this time. So easy. I told you to do it. What a life hack. I know. You just walk in there and do it. I've got mine booked at the pharmacy this Friday.

Yeah. Yeah. There's some dude on a computer, the most relaxed looking guy you've ever seen. Yeah, he's like, come on in. He's like, yeah, have a seat, man. Types of new stuff. He's like, cool, have a seat. And then there's a doctor or a nurse or somebody

I assume they're qualified in this little booth thing and he's just banging through them boom boom boom jab get out jab get out because the last time

I went they to get through them faster they throw the needle in like a dart and they just kind of they line people up and he just kind of

whips them through like darts it's amazing. The doctor was actually drinking at the time. He said it improves his accuracy. Which, I mean, he was spot on when I was there. True fact, the guy in front of me was in the room, because there's a little sliding door, he was in the injection room for, I reckon, a maximum, maximum of 25 seconds.

And I got in there afterwards and I said, man, you rushed that guy through. And he said, he's needle phobic. So the idea with them is keep moving. Don't make it a big deal whatsoever. Don't explain anything. Just throw it in their arm. He's done the hard yards. He's done the brave bit of showing up.

All I need to do is stick him and move him. And it was incredible. I was like, wow, that's flash. Anyway, got mine done. Got my little plaster he didn't he did have a box of lollipops didn't offer me one um they're doing kids now though you're past that age now i think the cutoff is 30 so we can't we don't get the lollies anymore why wasn't there a pandemic in my 20s um he did me i waited my allotted amount of time he did me

yeah it was a little prick. Throw it into him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I moved on. Do you remember last year, though, we talked about the phenomenon of the Pfizer boob job? Yes. That rumour going around that after the Pfizer jab,

you get big titties? Have your nipples swollen? I got the Pfizer boob job. I did. I've had three jabs so far. And this third one, it swelled up. It only swelled up on one side. But I swear to God, my lymph nodes under my arm.

Do men have lymph nodes? Yeah. We do, eh? Of course you do. Under there, so swollen in my big tender boobie. I was like, wow, this is what it feels like to be a lady. I couldn't stop touching it because it feels like to be a lady. I couldn't stop touching it because it was so like big but also tender.

And so I got a real insight. What, are you planning to eat it? What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Like to squeeze it was tender. It sounded like you were like, it was so juicy and tender. I feel sorry for your wife because if you describe her like this, it's not good, eh?

Well, you shouldn't feel sorry for my wife because now she has an empathetic partner who knows what it feels like to carry around. You know exactly what it feels like. Your nipples are so small, I doubt you can even feel anything. Can you imagine if I'd have to breastfeed? The baby would go hungry. It would literally go without

because it wouldn't be able to get anything. You'll be pleased to know that the Pfizer boob job subsided. It lasted for two days and it was quite swollen for that two days but it's gone now and now I'm just super immune. Because obviously the whole boob swelling thing was around women but obviously you got your booster. Did it do the thing that they were saying it does to men? The old swelly, swelly of the... that they were saying it does to men? The?

The old swelly, swelly of the. Oh, the downstairs department. Lingleberries? No, if anything, it got smaller. No, no. I actually didn't check. I gave it a weekend off. Bree and Clint.

We need to talk about the global phenomenon that's happening around the world. I feel like I'm very late to this conversation, but I'm here now. I want to talk about it. Apparently it's been big for about a month, but we were on holidays. We were, you know, at the beach. We were doing things. Wordle. Oh, Wordle is everywhere. Everyone is on this game, Wordle.

Yep. And if you haven't heard of it, if you don't know what it is, then you would have been me last week. But essentially it's a website where they put up, you have to guess a word a day. So everyone around the world that goes onto the website is guessing the same word for the day. And you get, I think it's five guesses.

So if you put in a word and you get like some letters or whatever, they'll tell you if you got a few letters right And then you get five guesses at it And there's sort of word or code, right? Where you don't share the word Like once you know what it is, you don't tell anybody else Yeah, I do, if people want to know Do you?

Yeah, do you want to know what today's was? No, people won't have done it yet There'll be people listening right now Who are waiting to get home to have their word I don't want to ruin it for people I didn't get it today Didn't you? There will be people listening right now who are waiting to get home to have their word on it. I don't want to ruin it for people. I didn't get it today. Didn't you?

I didn't get it yesterday either. I'm real bad at it. So this might help people like me. And if you are real bad at it, then this will help you as well. I saw that this is doing the rounds where a TikToker has talked about it's actually crazy how smart some people are. that this is doing the rounds where a TikToker has talked about, it's actually crazy how smart some people are. This guy has pretty much went through the game's entire word list and then used a script to calculate the frequency of each letter

to pretty much figure out what is the best word to start with in a game of Wordle. Because it'll give you the most clues. Exactly. Give you the most letters or give you the most, you know, whatever. Yeah. So people, because there's a Wordle community, this is how fast these things move.

People or some linguists. Linguists. Linguists. Yeah. You're trying to say I'm linguine. Hence why I'm bad at this game. Argue that the best words to kick off the game with are irate. Right.

Some say stare, S-T-A-R-E is another good one. But this TikToker said, nah, you shouldn't be using those. You should be using the word, and this is how simple it is, and this is the tip, every, and this is the tip. Every game, start with the word later. Really? Yeah. That's the word to start with?

Yeah, that's what this guy reckons. Later. Later. So did you do it today? No, I read this after I played. It was always tomorrow. Tomorrow, there's tomorrow, yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest.

There's all this controversy going down at the moment around Spotify and the Joe Rogan podcast and some huge artists saying, we don't want to be on Spotify if Joe Rogan's on there because they believe he's spreading disinformation and misinformation about COVID vaccines. Yeah, they want him gone. They said, and if you don't, we will pull all of our music.

And that's exactly what quite a few people have done now. Yeah, Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, who are both classic artists, but huge artists in their own right from the 70s. They've both actually pulled their music. There's rumours that some big current artists are thinking about doing it. But one person who's gone down a different route to protest the Joe Rogan podcast on Spotify is James Blunt, who has said,

If you don't remove Joe Rogan, I will put new music on Spotify. If you don't know much about James Blunt, he's very funny. This is, you know, very common for him to make these kind of threats. Yeah. He has threatened Spotify with new music. If they don't get rid of Joe Rogan. There you go. That is quite the threat.

Isn't it? I think. Spotify have, in the last 24 hours, said that they will place a warning on the front of any COVID-19 content, but they're not going to remove Joe Rogan. They paid hundreds of millions of dollars for the exclusive rights to his podcast. It's too big for them, you know? They won't do it.

It's massive, and there's too much traffic, and it makes too much money for Spotify. That's what it is at the end of the day. No matter how much horse, what is it? Horse. Tranquilizer. Horse.

Drench. That was it. Horse worming medication he injects himself with. Joe Rogan is here to stay. I thought I was talking about ketamine. Never heard of it.

Neither. Bree and Clint. It's been a while since we've done a taste test. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Yeah, I think it's been a while because remember we figured out that eating food on the radio, people hate it.

People hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're not going to tonight. This afternoon, it's a drink. Okay. I think it might be the perfect four o'clock drink as well i could be wrong disgusting no i don't know if it's gonna be disgusting i haven't tried it yet it's called a boffy okay what's a boffy boffy i'll let this

tick tock clip explain it uh the bossy michael what's in a boffy? A boffy, which is half beer. A boffy sounds so bad. Here's Rob's wish list of a half beer, half coffee hybrid. You will be trying it because it's actually not half that good. Why is it okay? Yeah, it's literally fucking doable. Half beer, half coffee. If you couldn't hear that hipster's reaction, he said,

why is it okay? So that's all we're shooting for is okay. Okay? It should be okay. The way I look at it, I like at least one of those things. Yeah, I love them both. I love beer and I love coffee. Anastasia's going to bring in two fresh coffees for us.

There's no stitch up here. You can choose whichever coffee you like. And I have an icy cold Heineken available. Bring those in. Oh, yuck. This is going to be so bad. It's going to curdle. No, it's not going to curdle. Okay, so you've got the coffees and I'll pour

some beer. Why did she make such a big deal out of which one I took just then? Because you always think there's a stitch up. She just looked at me and was like, don't take that one. Take this one then. There's no stitch up. Okay. See, now you're going to think it's a double bluff and it is a stitch up. It's not a stitch up. I just want you to try half a beer and half a coffee. Well. There's no stitch up. Okay. See, now you're going to think it's a double bluff and it is a stitch up. It's not a stitch up.

I just want you to try half a beer and half a coffee. Well, there's a stitch up. You're pouring beer into a cup of coffee. What if it's great though? What if it gives you all the energy of a coffee with all the benefits of an ice cold beer? Cheers. This should be a good temperature.

That beer was out of the fridge. Oh, not on my laptop. Here we go. Down the hatch. Okay. Oh, that's quite nice. That's quite nice. Do you like that? Have you damaged

your taste buds? I don't mind that. It kind of tastes like a weird flavoured tiramisu thing. It tastes like coffee and it tastes like beer. Oh, that is yuck. I genuinely think...

I think it's okay. It's like a fizzy coffee. You can't do this. You know why you can't? Why? Because alcohol is a downer. Yeah. And coffee is an upper.

Yeah. So now if you drink this, you're going to be up, you're going to be down, you're going to be up, you're going to be down, you're going to be all over the place. You're going to be stuck in limbo, aren't you? She's got to pick one. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to.

Have another sip. That's so good. Bree and Clint. Look, I think I've come up with a new game, but we're about to find out because we're going to give it a go. I like to call this game, Who's More Famous? Pretty simple game. And this idea came about, my partner and I sometimes play this game at home when we're watching certain TV shows. And I normally do it with couples. So say a couple,

a famous couple comes on the TV and I always say, who do you reckon out of that famous couple is more famous? Is it such and such or is it their significant other? And what do you base that on? Like who's richer or who's been around for longer? There's so many factors that come into this game, right? Yeah. There's so many different things.

It can be, you know, global success. It can be were they only on TV shows or did they move into the movie realm as well? It's also your own perception, right? It's down to the individual. At the end of the day, yes. Right. But I think there's something about it

where a lot of the time you can be unified with people. Yes. Most of the time, not all the time. Okay. So I thought we could play it here in the studio. This is how it's going to work. There's four of us. We're each going to pitch two people.

We're not going to do the couple version. We're just going to pitch two celebrities and then we'll have, you know, 20 seconds or so for anyone to have their say about a few things without giving away who you think is more famous. Yep. And then we will all vote together on the count of three who we think is more famous out of those two people. Got it.

Let's just play. Let's just play. Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Should I go first with the two people that I've brought to the table? Go on then. Okay. First two people, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. Oh, right, yeah.

Oh, okay. Both pop divas. Yes, from the same era as well. From the same era. Obviously, Gaga encompassed the movies recently. She has. Both did crazy big Super Bowl shows. Yes.

Katy Perry's primetime TV. She's America's idol. She's on American Idol. She gets paid massive money for that. Dates Orlando, obviously. My gut says Katy. Has a very famous husband, Orlando Bloom. All right, we're going to vote on this.

Who's more famous, Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Three, two, one. Lady Gaga. Who said Katy Perry? Ben! We both said Katy Perry. You Who said Katy Perry? Ben! We both said Katy Perry. You both said Katy Perry. Did you?

Did you say Lady Gaga? Thank God someone did. Okay, we can't agree on that one. I'll check out another one. Okay. These two star in movies together, but they're also famous in their own right. They've had their own careers without each other.

Yeah. And they're arguably both at the top of their game. Who's more famous out of The Rock and Kevin Hart? Okay. Okay. The Rock, Kevin Hart. Obviously The Rock is a wrestler and he had that whole career there. But Kevin Hart at one point was the most famous stand-up comedian in the whole world.

He's one of the only stand-up comedians who can do stadium-size stand-up comedy shows. I went to one. Rock's got a song now. Yeah, he's got some raps out there. The Rock, highest paid actor in the world last year. They get booked on the same movies, though,

as joint stars. But one's got a bigger salary. Do you reckon? I also think one appeals to more people. One what? One's got a bigger salary. Do you reckon? Yes. I also think one appeals to more people. One what? One appeals to a bigger audience, all ages and stuff. You don't have to say who that is. Okay, we'll vote on it.

We're ready to vote. Who's more famous out of The Rock and Kevin Hart? The Rock. Yeah, we all agree. Yeah. He's the biggest thing. I wanted Kevin Hart to get out there, I think it's because I've been reading his book. Yeah, we all agree. Yeah. He's the biggest thing. I wanted Kevin Hart to get out there, I think because I've been reading his book.

Yeah. I mean, he's moving into more serious acting roles now, which is cool, but nah, The Rock. Let's do one more. Who's got one more? I've got one. Go on, then. Mine is a couple, though.

That's okay, right? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. My couple is John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. Oh. Easy, got it, yeah. Really? Okay, hold on, I need to think about this. My couple is John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. Oh. Easy. Got it. Yeah. Really?

Okay, hold on. I need to think about this. And if I was going to influence you, I think you need to look at accolades and how awarded one person is in the couple. Yeah, but. And did their platform elevate the other person's platform? Technically fame, though, what we're talking about, who is more famous would be when you mention their name,

more people will have – it doesn't have anything to do with accolades, really, at the end of the day. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Okay. Okay, we can vote on it. Who's more famous out of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend? John Legend.

I was real torn on that one. Yeah. But we got it? Do we all agree? We got it. Yeah, we got it. Hey, we're fairly in tune, guys. It's two out of three.

Well done. There we go. I feel like we can play again and they'll get harder and harder because we'll think of better ones and, you know, tougher ones. Teach us your suggestions as well. Yeah, who should we compare? Who's more famous? Might be back next week.

Brie and Clint. An Australian teenager who got COVID over Christmas has described some unique symptoms that I think you and I, Brie, should be particularly concerned about. Did you turn into a radioactive spider? No, not a radioactive spider. I thought this was it. Why would that be specific to you and me?

I don't know. You know how we like, you and I both want to have those tinglings? Yeah, right. Spidey senses. I do want spidey senses. It'd be great. But it's not that. So Ashley, who's a teenager, by the way,

originally thought that she was asymptomatic, which means COVID but no symptoms, no sore throat, no headaches, no nothing like that. She's like, oh, I've got it, but I'm fine. But doctors have now told her that her sore lower back and tiredness are actually a symptom of COVID-19, which is terrifying because... God, is there anything that this bloody thing doesn't do?

Well, also, I think everybody right now who is close to or over the age of 30 instantly now thinks they might have COVID-19. I've had COVID for 10 years then. I've had a sore back for 10 years. I've been tired since 2011. I literally do nothing and I'm tired these days. And my back hurts. Yep.

You know where my back hurts from? Standing. Like, I don't, doesn't have to pick something up, just standing. My back hurt, I'm not joking, from sitting on the couch too long yesterday. I'm not even joking. I was like, why am I so sore? You know, I bet after you got off the couch after sitting there too long, you were pretty tired. Yeah, I was so tired.

Well, those are, for Ashley at least, symptoms of COVID-19 and this is something to be aware of with Omicron about to wreak havoc on the country. Hopefully, preferring these don't become symptoms, otherwise we're screwed. Preferring to stay at home

and watch TV instead of going out. A good trip to Mitre 10. Oh, I love a good trip to Mitre 10, admiring a freshly mown lawn or a passion for vacuum cleaning. Otherwise, everybody 30 years and over, straight to MIQ. Yeah, big time. We're done for. What about excessive wind? Is that a symptom?

Is it? Is that an over 30're done for, yeah. What about excessive wind? Is that a symptom? Is it? Is that an over 30 thing? Hi, mate. I don't even know anymore. Is that one age specific? I don't even know, but if it's a symptom, I'm in trouble. Listen up. I've got great news, really good news for people who like to stay up late,

which is definitely me. I'm 100% a night owl. I just love the peacefulness of being able to just, you know, sit, watch anything you want. You just like farting around. Honestly, you do. You like passing around. It's actually real.

No, I actually really like it because you can get some, you know, alone time, some me time. It's great. I'm a night owl. Put it that way. But you always wake up tired. Sometimes.

Okay. Other times, no. And this might explain it because there's a theory out that apparently if you go to bed at certain times, you will wake up fresh depending on what time you wake up. So let me explain. So it's all about sleep cycles and you've probably heard about this before. And if you don't know what that is, this theory is based on that we all have 90-minute sleep cycles. Yeah.

So the theory is if you go – if you say you want to wake up at 7 a.m., that's the time you have to wake up. So there's certain times throughout the night where you should be going to sleep. So 7 a.m., they say you can either go to bed at 9.46 p.m. Yeah. If you want to get up at 7 and feel fresh. Yeah. You can also go to bed at 11.16pm.

Yeah. And you can also go to bed at 12.46am and 2.16am. It's quite a big gap between 9.46 and 11.15, you know? Like if you miss that quarter. No, but what I'm saying is if you miss that quarter to 10 bedtime, you have to stay up until after 11 o'clock. It's only an hour and 15 minutes. Oh, I used to be you, okay?

I used to be you. You used to be me. And then I realised that 9.30 is the supreme bedtime. I'll just put that out there. It is. And this data backs me up. 9.46. It actually doesn't back you up.

It's actually crapping all over what you're saying. That's exactly what this is saying. No, it's not. No, it is. Because 11.15 is not an option. Like, that's not a realistic option for me. But why not? Because I don't want to stay up that late.

Well, see, this isn't for you. This is for people who like to stay up late. Right, right, right. But don't want to wake up tired. Right, right, right. So don't want to wake up tired. So that's all good. You go to bed. But you shouldn't be going to bed at 9.30 is what I'm saying.

If you want, if you need to. No, but this is allowing you like 15 minutes to fall asleep, isn't it? Yeah, I know, but. Yeah, so you should be going to bed at 9.46 and then it allows 15 minutes. Oh, that's the 15 minutes. I think so, yeah. Asleep by 10. Yes. that's the 15 minutes. I think so, yeah. Asleep by 10. Yes. Is that what it is?

I think so, yeah. Right. So I'm going to give this a go. Give it one more time. If you want to wake up fresh at 7 o'clock, what time do you need to go to bed? So if you want to wake up at 7 a.m. fresh, these are your cut-offs.

You either need to go to bed at 9.46. Who's doing that? 11.16, 12.46, or 2.16 a.m. So which one are you going to do? Probably 12.46. Are you serious? Yeah. I'd say so.

Look how shocked you are. Remember, mate, you used to be me. I used to be you, yeah. You used to be me. Nothing good happens after 10 o'clock. Because what this is saying, it doesn't matter if I go to bed that late. As long as I go to bed at that time, I will wake up fresh. Yep.

You'd also be fresh if you adjusted it. Like if you go to bed half an hour late, just adjust your alarm to wake up half an hour later. Oh, yeah, true. You can do that as well. If you want to give this a go, I'm pretty sure you can just type in sleep calculator and say, you know, you need to give this a go, I'm pretty sure you can just type in sleep calculator and say, you know, you need to get up at 8. It'll calculate the different times you

should be going to sleep. Better living everybody. Have a nice sleep. Time to play Guess the Voice. A simple game, one might think, where producer Anastasia runs it. She plays us snippets of celebrity interviews. First person to buzz in, guess who that celebrity is,

gets a point. First to three points wins. We play on behalf of you, our wonderful listeners, and Mary's here. Kia ora, Mary. Hello, Mary. Hi, how you doing? Good, mate.

How are you? Hot. I'll bet you are, Mary. I can tell. You get an armchair ride in this game You just need to pick a team Are you team Bree or team Clint? I'll go team Clint Okay, you're on my team

Which means Rihanna, you're on Bree's team Come on, Rude Rude Boy Can you get it up? Let's go Fingers crossed for Rihanna I know, I'm hoping Okay, ladies, wait there Anastasia runs the game Get it up. Let's go. Fingers crossed for Rihanna. I know. I'm hoping.

Okay, ladies, wait there. Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. Brie explained the rules perfectly just before. You guys ready to start? Let's do it. I'm ready to go. Awesome.

Let's hear the first voice. I'm going to have a house. And Ace Fazzle me said, you've done too much. Kanye West. That's correct. In your life to not have a house. And me said, you've done too much. Kanye West. That's correct. In your life to not have a house. That's when he got really like, ha, ha, ha, ha, in there.

That was a hard one. That was a hard one. All right, let's hear celebrity number two. Just to understand what information New Zealand. That's Jacinda Ardern, baby. She's got it. Oh, that was a mouthful. Sorry, Anastasia's going through puberty ...have needed as they've made their vaccine decisions

She's got it I don't even want to She was just excited for me Do you hear that? It's celebrity number three Most people take their chips off the table or at least some of their chips and then it's SpaceX Elon Musk.

Correct. Tesla ended up being valuable. That is so hard. I don't know how you got that. There's a little bit of South African in there. Yeah. That was hard. And then he started talking about rockets.

I don't think I've ever heard him speak before. Haven't you? I don't think so. Not much. Just read his tweets. Yeah, like I've read a lot of stuff about him. I'd agree. He says some whack shit.

Yeah, I bet. He's a very smart man, but it doesn't stop crazy people being crazy. Yeah. And with that, let's hear celebrity number four. You're so much better than last year. It's Ricky Gervais. She's done it. Cheers, audience.

No, they had a right stick up their ass. Thank you. I love Ricky. I'm watching so much Afterlife at the moment. Are you watching the new season? Yeah. It's too sad. Yeah.

It's pretty sad. I stopped halfway through. It's such good writing, though. Is it better than the last season? I feel like it's the same thing. Nah, it's too sad. I think season one was the best. Yeah, me too.

I don't like to be that guy, but... It's still good. I want him to move on. I want him to make that other lady happy. Yeah, like... Oh, and she's so cute. Come on. Get over your dead wife, bro.

I hate that name. No, I hear it coming out of my mouth. It's not right. We're at tie break. Tie break. Here we go. This is the tie break. Let's see celebrity number five.

It says here, by the way, celeb five hard. Oh. This is a difficult one. Okay. Good luck to both of us. I was getting a tour. The guy was giving me a tour

of the the james webb telescope and he was like very casually saying you know uh well look at all the you know the mirrors on we're gonna need a clue oh that's hard i'm going to give you the clue the notebook oh my god what's his name not like, my God, what is his name? It's not Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Gosling. Yeah! She's done it.

That was really hard. Did you think that sounded like him? No. I couldn't hear that at all. Now listen again now that you know it's Ryan Gosling. I was getting a tour. The guy was giving a tour of the James Webb telescope, and he was, like, very casually saying, you know,

well, look, you know, the mirrors on the... He of the James Webb telescope and he was like very casually saying, you know, well, look, you know, the mirrors on the... He kind of sounds Kiwi at the start. I was getting a tour, the guy was giving a tour. Yeah, right. Well, well done, Rihanna. You've won some free KFC this afternoon. Yay, thank you so much. I just wanted to make you feel like you were the only girl in the world,

Rihanna, and I did that. Thank you, Rih. No worries, mate. You enjoy. Yeah, Rihanna. Pondi replay. Did I get it too? No, you nailed it and I did that. Thank you, Rih. No worries, mate. You enjoy. Yeah, Rihanna. Pondi replay. Did I get it too? No, you nailed it.

Rih and Clint. Look, we're meant to put all our trust in our parents. They're meant to do those first teachings. They're meant to show us the way. They're meant to know everything. They're meant to know everything. And as I've learnt in the last couple of years, they don't.

Well, as I've learnt after becoming a parent. You don't. You definitely don't. I talked about this last year on the show where for nearly 30 years I was positive that the stuff that comes, you know, when you wake up in the morning that's in the corner of your eye, I was sure that was called sleet. Sleet.

Because that's what my mum told me it was called. As in the stuff that gets on the road when it's cold. Yeah, like snow. Snow and sleet. No, that type of stuff. I ain't going to see why you would think that. You know I called my mum. Because it's like a deposit.

Yeah. No, it's not called sleet. It's called sleep. And I've looked like the dummy walking around calling it sleep. To your credit, sleep is a dumb name for it. I feel like sleep's better. They should be called eye boogies, you know, or crusties. They should be called crusties or something.

Sleep. Sleep is a verb. Yeah, it doesn't even make sense. It's not in the right context. Is it a verb? Did I get that right? I don't know. I'm just going to move past it because I don't know.

What's the other one? A noun? Sleep is a... How do we have jobs? Adjective. There was a girl on TikTok I saw who felt my pain and her name's Millie. She's 20 and listen to what words she's been saying wrong.

I literally only just found out that it's pronounced ibuprofen, Her name's Millie. She's 20. And listen to what words she's been saying wrong. I literally only just found out that it's pronounced ibuprofen. But I know it's definitely not pronounced how my parents taught me. I've been calling it ibuprofen for 19 years. Ibuprofen. Ibuprofen. Ibuprofen. I mean, it looks like ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen sounds like a Star Wars character. It does, doesn't it? Like Boba Fett. Boba Fett. It triggered something in my mind and it made me realise that my mum, actually I'm going to call my mum out, she has led me astray again because it triggered something in my mind where I found out last year because I got really bad allergies and my mum would always give us. Antihistamines?

An antihistamine. Do you know the one? I just want to hear what you. Claritine. No, starts with P-H. Fin, I don't know. So my mum always told us. She's like, oh, take a Phenergan, right?

Right. Take a Phenergan. So I'd go around and my friends would be like, oh, I've got allergies. I'd be like, oh, just take a Phenergan. Right. My partner, who's a nurse, I said it last year and I said, oh, I need a Phenergan. Pardon me, what?

You mean a Phenergan? So I've been going around saying fenergan. Fenergan. Do you know the pill I'm talking about? It's a strong antihistamine. Right, okay. No, I don't know the one, but I'm pretty sure I would know that it wasn't called a fenergan.

Yeah. It doesn't sound medical at all. It sounds like a wrestling move. No, no. My mum was dead set. Sounds like one of the moves on Street Fighter. Fenergan. We should call like a wrestling move. I know. My mum was dead set. Sounds like one of the moves on Street Fighter. Fenergan. We should call my mum after this and ask her what's it called

and you watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask her at the end. I want people to call up, though, in the meantime. 0800 dial ZM. What is the word you thought was something and then you found out after so long you've

been saying it wrong this whole time. You've been looking like a big idiot. Big dum-dum. Don't worry, we've all done it. It's okay. No judgement here. We've all done it. We'll help you through it. 0800 dials at M. You could text the word to us on 9696, but we'd have to try and figure out how you pronounced it.

Yeah. If you're going to do that, include some phonetics for us. Why don't you just call? Just call 0800DIALZM. What's the word you've been saying wrong for so long and you found out after a long time? Surely we've all been in this position at one point or another

where our parents have let us down and taught us a word that actually isn't that word. Mum, look, I've got you on the show for this before where you taught me that the thing in the corner of our eyes after we wake up from sleeping is called sleep. Yes. No, it's called.

And I absolutely stand by that. Mum, it's called sleep. Anyway, that was one. No, stand by it. I reckon it's called sleep. Anyway, that was one. No, stand by it. I reckon take that one to the grave with you. You've led me astray on that one and I've looked like a dum-dum. And now it's come back to bite me again. Mum, tell me, what do you call that strong painkiller that you used to give,

not painkiller, sorry, that strong antihistamine that you used to give me and my sister. Urofen? No, the antihistamine. No, not anti-inflammatory. The one for allergies. Yeah. What was that one called?

Oh. Starts with P. Finergan. Oh, Finergan. It's not Phenergan. Your daughter is now in a relationship with a nurse. Who knows what it's called. Who knows how to dispense medication.

I'm not a word specialist. I'm only the world's best mum. So I can't do everything. What is it? How is it actually pronounced? Phenagan. You bloody told me. It's called Fennigan.

I was surprised. Fennigan. You called it Fenergan. That's a far word. Jeez, I tell you. Anyway. Well, it might be Fenergan in Australia. Anyway, thanks, Mum. I love you.

Good to talk to you. You know she's just going to continue to call it finergan. And what about, guys, I have to just make a comment here. Yeah. Matt of all time. Oh, the tennis. Last night. Oh.

Yeah, bloody good, eh? Bloody ripping game. I woke up with puffy eyes. I'm just staying up for that. I needed a finergan. Me too, actually. Actually, I had sleep in my eyes, so then I was like, I I needed a finergan. Me too, actually. Actually, I had slinged my eyes, so then I was like, I better take a finergan.

Thank you, Mama Di. Thanks, Mum. Victoria's here to tell us about the word she's been saying wrong her whole life. Hey, Vic. Hi, Vic. Hey. Tell us, Victoria. What's the word?

The word my sisters and I have been saying is, we've been saying pardon for the, you know, the part in the middle of your hair or like the strip. Mum's always told us that it's parton. Parton. My whole life I've said that. Is it a part in your hair?

Yeah. What the hell? A parton? Yeah, we all one by one, our friends were like what is a parton? And we were all adamant, like, no, I'll Google it, and we're all just wrong. So, Victoria, do you have a centre parton or a side parton?

I've got a centre parton. Because you sounded like... I don't say it now either. Like, it's just a parton to me. Me, personally, I've got an excuse-ma-parton. I beg your pardon. They're all just, you know, in the parton range. Let's talk to Rebecca.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi, guys. Tell us. You can own up. It's a safe space here. What was the word you've been saying wrong? Okay.

Every time I see this name written down, I read it as Siobhan. Siobhan. Siobhan. You'rehan. Siobhan. You're talking about Siobhan. Yeah. Like, how can you get Siobhan out of Siobhan? Oh, my God. I am so with you on this one, Bec.

And there's been a few times. It takes me about 10 minutes to figure out again what it is. Whenever Siobhan calls the studio, our producers put it in phonetics. They write... They're like, it's Siobhan, how it should be spelled. They write it S-H-A-V-O-R-N, Siobhan. There's got to be a V in there somewhere. I think Clint and I interviewed someone one time.

I can't remember what it was for, and her name was Siobhan. And I'm not joking. I'm pretty sure I called her Siobhan. I know. How can you not? The interview went downhill from there. It wasn't a good interview. I think it's Gaelic.

I think that's what it is. I don't know what it is, but it's silly. Okay, all right. She's coming for all the Siobhan. Finally, Cass, the word you've been saying wrong your whole life, what is it? So my mum brought us up calling zucchinis zucchinis. Oh, no.

Did you guys have a lot of lasagna in your house? Lasagna? No, no, no. It was just a zucchini. Zucchini. Now, leading your kids astray is one of the great privileges of being a parent. Like, you can trick your kids.

Was she tricking or did she genuinely think it was a Zucchini as well she genuinely thought it was a Zucchini and she said it with an accent

a Zucchini that's so Kiwi eh she's like it's from Italy it's a Zucchini it's a Zucchini I know you know you've got

Fettuccine and you've got a Zucchini when I have kids I'm just going to tell them like certain things are not exactly what they are so they'll be like what's this mum and so I'll say it's a napkin and I'm just going to tell them, like, certain things are not exactly what they are. So they'll be like, what's this, Mum?

And so I'll say it's a napkin. And I'll just be like, that's a beach towel. Beach towel. That's toilet paper. Yeah. Toilet paper. Hey, thanks, Cass. Enjoy your Zucchini pasta tonight.

See you, mate. Bye-bye. Bree and Clint. Earlier in the show, we were just talking about words that you've been saying wrong all this time and you've just learnt. There's such a good text on the text machine.

I have to read this one out. Someone texted her and they said, my husband was saying bicurious instead of vicarious. For example, he would say, I want to live by curiously through him when he was jealous of someone else's experience. That one is so good.

She's like, I bet you do, honey. And she's like, honey, that does not mean what you think of me. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and cleanse. Birthday banger. Interesting. Our birthday banger time for a Monday. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song

that was top of the charts on your 16th. Hello, Rachel. G'day, Rachel. Hi. She's in a wind tunnel, Rachel. You've got a bad connection, Rachel. Rachel. Oh, are you there?

Yeah, we're here What's your birthday, Rach? What's your birthday, Rach? My birthday's the 6th of March, 1999 Alright, you were 16 in 2015 And on the 6th of March, your 16th birthday This was number one I love me like you do I love me like you do I love me like you do 16th birthday, this was number one.

Ely Goulding. Do you like that, Rach? Yeah, I think she likes it. She loved it. We'll take her word for it. Okay, thank you, Rach. You'll wait there. We'll go to Cordelia. Cordelia, hi.

How are you going Cordelia. Hello. Cordelia, hi. Hey. How are you going? Hi. Hi. Now, Cordelia, I've heard that you've only just become eligible last year to play birthday banger. Yes, yes, I did. Oh, well, perfect.

Well, welcome aboard. I love when people finally are able to play because, obviously, you have to be over 16. Means it's going to be recent though. Better be good. It's going to be last year, I believe. What's your birthday exactly, Cordelia? The 6th of August, 2005.

All right. That means you were 16 last year. And on the 6th of August last year, this had a number one hit. Huge birthday banger. Massive. Red legs, stop signs, I still see your face in the water. Huge birthday banger. Massive. That is going to get better with time, your one. I mean, it's still on the radio now.

But are you happy with Olivia Rodrigo as your birthday banger? Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that, eh? Yeah. It's a pretty good one. You've just become old enough to get your driver's license, and your birthday banger is driver's license. Have you got your driver's license yet, birthday banger as driver's license have you got your driver's license yet cordelia yeah i have got my learners oh good for you okay wait there we'll do one more birthday banger for fran g'day fran hi fran hi guys how are you mate

oh not too bad in the mighty manua too oh good to hear go the turbos you had a good weekend what What did you get up to? Just kid stuff, really. We've got a new trampoline for Christmas. It's been mint. How good? Is it one of those ones that you pretty much lock them in there and zip up the thing and they're just stuck in there?

Hardcore. It's even got a sprinkler that you put on top. Yeah, I like that. So you can leave them there all day. That's perfect. Fancy, Fran. You throw a bowl of water in there for them, they can fend for themselves. No, they've got the sprinkler.

They're good. Just a couple of saucies in from the barbecue. That's that for you, Fran. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 13th of April, 1985. All right. You were 16 in 2001.

And on the 13th of April, on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Come, come, my lady, to my 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Yes, Fran. Butterfly, Crazy Town, I know you remember that one, Fran. That's not a bad ice skating memory. Ice skating? Were you ice skating to this in the Mighty Manawa 2? Oh, not in the Manawa 2, but in the West Auckland, yeah.

In Evandale? Yeah. Oh, I know where you are. Were you on a date? Oh, no, that was just where we used to go on Friday night. Paradise Ice Rink. Oh, hardcore. Because I can just picture if you want a disaster date when you're that age,

go to an ice skating rink. That is actually true. I'm very good on ice skates. I bet you are. Yeah. It's from my history as a rollerblader. Yeah. You say you're so good at all these things.

We want proof. I'm keen. I'm ready. Anyway, I vote for Butterfly. I vote for Fran's song. I'm going Butterfly, Crazy Town. Fran, you've won. Congratulations.

Wicked. Thank you so much. Enjoy that. I'm going to go out on a limb here. I reckon this is one of the best Crazy Town Congratulations. Wicked. Thank you so much. Enjoy that. I'm going to go out on a limb here. I reckon this is one of the best Crazy Town songs. Me too. It's definitely in my top five. This is interesting.

A poll has revealed a list of traditional British sayings that may be about to go extinct. Is it because it's moving with the times? Moving with the times, yeah. Right. I find language fascinating. Like things come and they go and things that we say today will make absolutely no sense in 50 years time. Yeah. But in reverse, if a time traveller came here right now, they would have no idea what we were talking about.

Imagine trying to explain an NFT to them. Yeah, they'd be like, what? I don't even understand them. But you know what's interesting? Because they always say, because obviously words come and go and trends come and go, the one word that never changes. If word? Well, I mean swear words.

Yeah. Cool. Yeah, true. Never goes. I wonder how far back you could go and cool still makes sense. I reckon quite a long time. Like when something's cool, we still say that, and I'm sure we'll still say it in 10 years.

Well, that's cool. See? You just say it. There's a list of 50 phrases that are in jeopardy of being lost from the English language. For example, did you know that 71% of people don't even say colder than a witch's tit anymore? Oh, that is devastating.

Right? What is the world coming to? What is the world coming to? I've taken the top 10. I want to know if these are sayings that you say or even sayings that you can understand what they mean. Okay. Okay, these are the top 10 British sayings at risk of going extinct.

Number 10, a fly in the ointment. Is that like, oh, well, that's like the bad egg out of the lot. Like something bad happens out of a good day. Yeah, I think so, yeah. Kind of. Well, that's not my ding. That's the fly in the ointment. That's the fly in the ointment.

Oh, my God. Well, this is the fly in the ointment of the show. Well done Number nine I've dropped a clanger Is going out of fashion You know what that means? Dropped a clanger?

Oh I've dropped a clanger Big fart Yep that's what it means Is it? No but we'll take it Number eight Something's ready for the knacker's yard No one's saying that anymore

If something's ready for the knacker's yard Yeah the thing's knackered It's broken It's old It's done Yep No one's saying that anymore. If something's ready for the knacker's yard. Yeah, the thing's knackered. It's broken. It's old. It's done. Yep. No one's saying that anymore. Number seven sayings that are going extinct.

A stitch in time saves nine. Oh, yeah. I've heard this saying. Me too. A stitch in time saves nine means like, I think, put in some work now and it'll save you more time in the long run. I think you're right. Yeah.

I think that's what it means. By the way, I don't have the answers. Oh. I'm just agreeing what it means. By the way, I don't have the answers. Oh. So I'm just agreeing with you on gut feeling. Why are we playing this then? Because these are sayings that are going extinct. Number six. A nod is as good as a wink.

A nod is as good as a wink as in... Oh, it means yes. Yes means yes. Like a nod is just as good as a wink. Both mean yes. We're on. Sweet, yep. You don't know.

You don't have the explanation. Oh, I know what this one means. Number five, British sayings that are going endangered. Know your onions. Know your onions, Brie. Know your onions. Know your onions. I'm going to assume know who you're talking to.

I think you're absolutely right. That's how I interpret it. Number four, pip pip. Pip pip. Hooray. I think pip pip's just like pip pip, bye, toodaloo. See you later, ta-ta. Pip pip.

Ta-ta. Toodle pip. Number three, colder than a witch's tit. I love that one. Just means it's like nipple raisingly cold. Is that offensive? I don't know. To witches.

Oh, maybe to witches. Witches. You know what else is offensive to witches? That saying, witches get stitches. Yeah, they hate that. Yeah, they hate that one. Really typecast. Because they're like, we don't like getting stitches.

Yeah. Number two, nail your colours to the mast. I actually know what this one means. It means lay everything out on the table for everyone to see. Be your true authentic self. Be your true authentic self. Yeah, be who you are. Like a pirate, nail your colours to the mast.

I mean, Lady Gaga said, you know, baby, we were born this way. Exactly right. Another way of saying it, you know. And that's what people are saying these days instead of now you're cussing. Well, they're saying Lady Gaga's pretty much made that saying go extinct. The number one British saying is going endangered. I can't figure this one out. And I haven't heard it much recently at all.

I think I'm pronouncing it right. Year the boys, day for it. Lash go. Any idea what that means? No clue. Sounds like a bloody load of hogwash to me. Oh well, there you go. There's your sayings. If you want them, you need to start folding them back into your everyday language, okay? I might go put a jumper on it. It's as cold as a witch's tit in here. There you go. See, it still works!

Don't retire it. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Drax Project and Crazy. It's time to do some debunking of the old myths. I do love a myth. Do you? A wives' tale. Yeah. Why do they call it a wives' tale?

Because it used to circulate amongst wives, and that's how it gained popularity. Oh, right before women had jobs. Yeah, and phones. And phones, just whispering around the neighbourhood. So the myth that I want to talk about this afternoon is that of does shoe size mean a male appendage correlates with the shoe size?

So bigger the shoe, bigger the, you know. Thingy. Yeah. There's an actual study that's been done on this. In the British Journal, it was published. Back in 2002, they got a bunch of different men, quite a number actually, and they measured their penis size. Wow, okay.

In proportion to their shoe size. Oh, I know which one they measured first. I know. You walk in for the study. surely you measure the feet first. You warm up to the person. Maybe buy them dinner first. Yeah, I don't know. It would have been an interesting study to be a part of.

Yeah. Anyway, they found that the average male appendage length has no correlation to the size of shoe. Right. Yeah. So they reckon the average British shoe size was what? Nine. Yep, a nine.

And the average length of a male appendage, well, people want to know this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5.1. Inches? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5.1. Inches? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What about in centimetres? Centimetres 13.

I thought it was 13. Yeah, 13. Why would you think it was 13? Because every man on the planet has Googled what is the average size because every man on the planet wants to know if they're equal to or above average. Above average. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've known that it was 13 centimetres since I was 13 years old. Really? Yeah. Wait, is that when you first measured? Yeah, 100%. Did you only measure it when you were 13? Well, I think that's when I started to... 13's quite late.

Is it? I think so. I measured it like weekly from there on. I'm like, well, body's still growing, baby. Come on. Every birthday., well, body's still growing, baby. Come on. Every birthday. You're not finished yet. You've got some more in you, pal.

Come on. Can I just say this? There was no need for this study. As a man with size 12 feet, I could have told you there was no correlation years ago. I could have told you when I was 13. Could have debunked that myth a long time ago. I could have told you when I was 13. Could have debunked that myth a long time ago.