ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st January 2025

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

Fridayoke - Juno by Sabrina Carpenter.  The final 32 dishes for Dish of the Nation.  What movie should all kids watch?  How does a toast sandwich sound?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint brought to you by KFC Save like a boss. Grab KFC's Wicked Box for only $9.99 Oh my god It's Friday Make some noise for the original Selim's Bree and Clint Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

And welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Friday Hell yeah, how good's a Friday everyone? God, nothing better Midsummer Friday too Midsummer Friday Last Friday of January. Still going to be hopefully a little bit light by the time we finish. You can still go meet people for Friday drinks.

Oh mate, it's going to be light till like nine o'clock. What are you talking about? That's the ticket, eh? This is the dream part of summer right here where we are now. Although I posted about that on my story earlier this week and I had a lot of messages from people in Christchurch going, bruh, summer never arrived. So it does depend where you are

in the country. Poor Christchurch. Apparently it has rained and rained and rained. We had one of those summers. We had one of those, yeah. And let me just warn all you Christchurchians, it makes for a very

cranky winter. Makes for a very cranky winter makes for a very long year yeah yeah because everyone didn't get their summer so then they're cranky I thought you were gonna

hit the Christchurch people with a silver lining but nah you're just like don't worry guys it's gonna get worse if there's one thing I know about Christchurch they like honesty

yeah yeah you know you gotta be honest and resilience yep let's get cranking on a big show we have finalised

the list of dishes for New Zealand's Dish of the Nation, our national meal, which we are trying to find. This is exciting. We thought we were there yesterday. Turns out we had to go back to the drawing board based on your suggestions because we want to do right by the people. This is not for us. This is for the country.

We've had to double the number of dishes. We've went from 16 to 32 just for you guys. But we will reveal those for you at 4.30 this afternoon. List's closed, but I'm pretty sure your dish will be on there. I think it will. Bree and Clint, let's get into Tradie vs. Lady next. If you're keen, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint.

All right, Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, last game of the week

for the tradies and the ladies. Can the ladies level the scores? The tradies on five, the ladies on four. Let's go to our lady first

calling from Tauranga. She's 40 and she lives on a boat. Welcome to the show, Jane. Jane. Hi there, how are you? That's a very cool fact. Where, what type of boat, for how long?

For a year and it's a boat that can fit our family. And yeah, so in New Zealand for a little while and then we'll go to other places. That's so cool. That's so cool. That is so cool. Where are you planning on, is it a sailboat? Yes, it's a sailboat. That's right.

That's awesome. Very exciting. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today from Auckland. He's 21, and his cat is the closest thing to Garfield. Welcome to the show, Lucas. G'day, Lucas. G'day. Is your cat's favourite meal lasagna?

He won't say no to it, that's for sure. Is he really sarcastic and kind of sassy? Literally, he won't scratch anymore, he just judges you. That's even worse. He'll judge you to death. Okay, Lucas, your buzzer's tradie. Jane, your lady, the

first of three correct answers is going to win $50 cash today. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the name of our national airline? Lady. Yes, Jane's in first.

Air New Zealand. Air New Zealand. It is, of course, Air New Zealand. Amatewa. Question number two. What identity document is required to travel to different countries around the world? Lady.

Jane. Passport. That was close too when they buzzed in, wasn't it? That was painfully close. Painfully close. Okay, Jane, you're on two. You need this one, Lucas, to stay in it. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together from now until forever. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Yes, Jane. Jane. The Vengaboys? It is, of course, the Vengaboys. Lucas, do not make eye contact with that cat right now. He will judge the hell out of you.

Judging hard. I would judge him. He should judge the hell out of you. Judging hard. I'll just judge him. He should have, though. It was a tough old game. It was. Jane, 50 bucks. Come into the houseboat. Congratulations. Amazing.

Thank you. Well done. You're a trading horse lady champion. Oh, dang it. A kick off the show. What's the other thing we said we had to play for Friday Jams today? Was it the Venga Boys? Could have been.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Bree and Clint. There's few things that I hate more than being upsold. play for Friday Jams today. Was it the Vinger Boys? Could have been. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. There's few things that I hate more than being upsold. Especially when you know it's happening and you can't get out of it. You know? You're like, in your mind

as it's happening, you're like, they're upselling me. Here we go. Yep, I'm doing it. I didn't come in here for that. I didn't come in. Oh, and I've just paid $300 extra. Yeah. Bugger. Happens in clothing stores a bit.

Happens in a lot of places because often a good upseller will make you feel like you need the thing and that if you don't have the thing, the thing that you are paying for isn't going to work or isn't worthwhile without the other thing. Well, it's quite the skill to upsell and make the person feel like they haven't been upsold. Are hairdressers quite good upsellers?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because you need the products that they have. The beauty industry is a big upseller. Yeah. Yeah. Beauty industry, like any kind of speaking of actually,

the reason why we're talking about this is because producer Ella said at lunch that she knew that she had been upsold when she went to a recent facial appointment. Was it, Ella? Mm-hmm. What happened? I'm still in trauma. You went in with a voucher, didn't you?

I did. So that was why I was going. Oh, no. Where's the voucher from? Was it a gift? Yeah. It was a gift. How much was you? I did. So that was why I was going. Oh, no. Where was the voucher from? Was it a gift? Yeah. It was a gift. How much was the voucher for? So it was $100 and in the voucher there was also a flyer to the place I

went to. It was a facial place. And I was like, cool. The flyer has prices on it. Yes. That are in my range. So $100, cool. I'll be paying maybe $60, $70. And for a facial, that's about an hour. That's a nice, for 160 total. That's a fancy ass facial.

100 voucher plus 60 cash. That sounds like a nice facial. That sounds like a real nice facial. Lovely. So me and my mom were very excited. We went literally today and instantly it was lovely, lovely vibe. But we could tell nothing she was talking about or selling us because it was a consultation., was on the flyer.

Okay. It was all like really fancy skincare, expensive stuff. Wait, more than $160? Yes. So what I ended up getting- What the hell is that? Yeah, that's a good one. Ella, at the end of the day, how much was your $160 facial?

I paid, with my own money, $250. On top of the voucher? Wait, minus the voucher. No! So it was a $350 facial I ended up accidentally getting. Nah, you got had. What do you mean? There was no accident about it.

The woman that sold it to you, it was very on purpose. Yeah. She saw you coming from a mile away. It's not even like, oh, we'll give you some cream to take home. It's an extra $25, but it'll be worth it. You ended up paying almost triple on top of what the voucher was. Did they bloody rub salmon roe from the depths of the rainforest on your face? What did you get for that?

Yeah, monkey stuff. Monkey stuff. Was it like a flower that's been extinct for 100 years? What did you actually get for that much? How much is a monkey stuff facial these days? I don't know. I'll give you one for free if you want. Well, show me the monkey first.

No, you have to come into my salon. That's how they get you. It's the risk. No, it won't be from a monkey. It'll be from you. Do I look good though? Yeah, you look wonderful. I mean, do you look $350 worth? Say yes. Yes. No, it won't be from a monkey. It'll be from you. Do I look good, though? Yeah, you look wonderful. I mean, do you look $350 worth?

Say yes. Yes. Okay, good. 100%. You look $350. Oh, you got had. Worth it, eh? But you knew, eh?

I did, because she kept going. She kept, honestly, I walked out of there, and I was happy with what I did. I love the ups. There was more. Yeah. Wow. Anyway, it's done now.

Can you tell me afterwards the name of that place? Because I'd love to go in there. Okay. And this woman try and upsell me and just like. And you'd be, no. You imagine I would do that. Go in there. I'm going to show this girl who's boss.

I'd come out and Ella would go, how'd you go? I'd be like. $1,000. Can I borrow $1,000? Oh, $800 at M. When did you get upsold? Like, you know you got upsold. You know you got hit.

You know it happened. You know what's an upsell, in my opinion? A warranty. I was just about to say that. That's an upsell. I hate it when you buy a car and they're like, and would you like to add a three-year mechanical warranty for $3,500?

You're like, it's a brand new car. No, I'd just like the car to work for three years. They're like, yeah, but can you be sure? You can never be sure. But I'm paying you for a working car. Can't I just have a working car? You know I haven't purchased a warranty, I reckon, for 15 years. Nah, they're not worth it.

It first started because I couldn't afford it. Yeah. And then eventually I just tell myself, I'm like, it's an upsell. Apple care. I don't know her. She doesn't go here. I don't care about apples. I'm not buying it. And then eventually I just tell myself, I'm like, it's an upsell. Apple care? I don't know her. She doesn't go here. I don't care about apples. I'm not buying it. The Killers' Mr. Brightside. Do you know that song's 20 years

old? And since it was released, it has never left the UK top 100 in 20 years. Wow. Isn't that incredible? God, they'll be dining out on that for years to come. If they never release another song again, they would be fine. They're good to go. We're asking you guys this afternoon, when did you get upsold?

And are you over it yet? Turns out most people aren't. I'll never be over being upsold because I always like to think I'm better than that. Yes. Like I'd be able to stand up for myself. You know when you've been swindled though. You know what I have gotten good at? You know when people come to your door or there's like people standing out like,

you know, the chemist. Sure. And they're like, hey, excuse me, can I chat to you real quick about something? Oh, yeah. And they have not got me in I reckon over 15 years. Really? Like I'm not saying I've never been got. I've got got a heap of times.

You've got to keep walking out. You've got to keep walking. I don't even keep walking. I say one thing to them. Yeah. I say, appreciate what you're doing. It's never going to be me. I'm not your guy.

I'm not your guy. Good luck with the rest of your day. Let's go to Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Tell us, Nicole. You upsold yourself, Nicole? No.

Yeah, I was the upseller. Oh, wait. Oh, my God, Nicole. Oh, you are an upseller yourself. Okay. How long have you been doing the old upsell thing, Nicole? So I have been in sales in the car industry for years. I'm no longer in the car industry, but I did it for years very successfully.

What were the biggest things you upsold people on? So I was what you call an aftermarket manager. Once people bought their new cars, it's a bit different in New Zealand and Australia. Yeah. And I worked in Australia at the time, but the way it works is you buy your $40,000 new car

and then it's our job within minutes to put as many accessories on that car as we can because that's what the profit was. Oh my God, I'm so interested. So we're like, do you want some rubber car mats? Do you want the clear coat on your car? Yeah, is it the paint protection, Nicole? That's where the big money was.

When I worked in the car industry, and it might be different now, but when I worked there, it was all the protection packs, so the paint protection, fabric protection, leather protection. So can you tell us, can you tell us once and for all, is that paint protection stuff legit, and is it worth getting?

There's a few different ones, but now that I'm not in the car industry, I would still buy it for the cars that I have. You would still buy it. Okay, that's good to know. That's good to know. Damn it, Nicole, you're good! She just up I have. You would still buy it. Okay, that's good to know. That's good to know. Oh, she... Damn it, Nicole, you're good. She just upsold us.

You just upsold me again. Go and get a top up. Thanks, Nicole. We appreciate it. Oh, they're good, aren't they? Let's go to Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi, Kyra.

Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Now, we heard your mum got upsold on something. Yes, she got upsold very well. We were walking down Rodeo Drive in 2017, and the ladies approached us from the street. Okay. Come in, come in.

I spent, me being the nicer daughter, and with mum not saying no, we spent about an hour while the family continued on to see the sights of Rodeo Drive. Yeah, right. And mum got upsold to this cream, hour while the family continued on to see the sights of Rodeo Drive. And mum got upsold to this cream and it cost her $2,500. Are you

kidding me? What kind of cream was it? Some eye wrinkle and then they chucked in a couple of freebies but she took my freebies from having to wait round with her. I bloody hope so. So they bloody should. Did they give her their first born for that? $10,500

eye cream. I have to admit though, she's savoured it. She's still got some serum in her drawers and she's a pretty damn good looking milf for $50. Okay, alright. Maybe it was worth it. Wow. Did she. Maybe it was worth it.

Wow. God, she'd want to be. Did she feel good about the purchase after you left? Did she feel good about the fact she'd spent two and a half grand? Would you feel good about it? No, I wouldn't. I'd feel terrible. I'd feel horrible.

She did sort of a couple of weeks after we got back. So we spent a couple of weeks over there. And every time she'd put it on, she'd walk out and be like, oh, my God, I can't believe I spent that much. Is it working? Can you tell me if it's working? Please tell me it's working. Please tell me.

Imagine if it was just like, you know, thick milk. Could have been. Or it's just some CeraVe or something. Yeah. How about this text? It's not essentially being upsold, but I hate it when someone says, would you like to donate $2 to Children's Mental Health?

Blah, blah, blah, whatever their charity is because most of the time I've already overspent. So that extra $2 is a lot of money but I always feel too bad to say no so I end up doing it anyway. Yeah, why can't... And it's never a charity that sounds like a charity you wouldn't want to donate to.

It's always like children's mental health do you want to buy this bottle of water to give people in uganda clean water to drink yeah of course i do why can't it be like christopher luxon's grocery charity i'd be like nah he's good you know he's got enough so when i said stupid mary k woman in her stupid pink car took advantage of a stupid 19-year-old me. I'm 40 now and I'm still not over it. Someone, that's so good. Someone else said, mechanics can be quite bad for upselling

when you don't really need it. As we learned. As we learned. Yeah. Watch out, everybody. Well, the bells and whistles. You've got to be strong. Kia kaha at your next purchase. Just hold

your line. Hold the line. Hold your line. I do not want to donate to any of your stupid charity. Brian Clint. I found a recipe for a, well I found a 160 year old recipe for a sandwich. I was about to say I found a recipe for a 160 year old

sandwich. That doesn't sound nice. I don't think I want to try it. No. If it's a 160-year-old sandwich. The recipe is 160 years old. Okay. And I've never heard of this kind of sandwich before. Right. Well, we make probably sandwiches very different to how they made them 160 years ago.

Evidently. I thought sandwiches were timeless, but this is very different. It's from a book called Mrs. Beaton's Book of Household Management from 1861. Wow, from a book called Mrs. Beaton's Book of Household Management from 1861. Wow, that's old. Yeah.

And the recipe is for a toast sandwich. Okay. A toast sandwich. Otherwise known as a toasted sandwich? No. No. Okay. A toast sandwich is a sandwich in which the filling between two slices of bread is itself a slice of toasted bread,

which may be buttered and salted. This sounds like a sandwich they would have enjoyed in the war times. Well, before the war. 1861. The Great Depression. I've asked Claudia to whip us up a toast sandwich to see if it's good. What if it's good?

Oh, no. What if it's good, you know? This could be. This is going to be. Oh, is that white bread? Yeah. Claude, can you just, while you're here, can you just give us some details? I don't care what's on it.

I just can't wait to eat the white bread. What bread are we running here? This is, I believe, a tip-top loaf, just a white toast slice bread. Super soft? Yep, super soft. Yep. So I've toasted the middle piece. I've done it a little bit more than I would personally

because I thought some crunch might be nice. And then I've generously buttered it. Yeah, that's generous buttering. And then I put a little... There's so much butter in there, it looks like marmalade. Delicious. And then a little sprinkling of salt. And I wasn't sure, but I cut it into a rectangle and not a triangle.

I would have preferred a triangle, but that's not in the recipe. Oh, that's the other one I cut into a triangle. I'm actually just excited to have white bread's not in the recipe. Oh, I was the only one that cut into a triangle. That's not in the recipe. I'm actually just excited to have white bread. Okay, toast sandwich. Cheers. Is it good? You know what?

I quite like it. It's not bad. It's pretty good, actually. If you're a few days away from payday at the moment, and you're trying to figure out something to have, it's better than toast, and it's better than just bread. It's salty. It's hard to describe.

It's quite good though. See, it's got a bit of everything in there. It's got texture, eh? It's got a bit of texture. It's crazy to say, quite a lot of flavour. Isn't it? Yes. Quite a lot of flavour.

This is not a boring sandwich. I'm glad I've made one for myself too. I'm going to go try it. Have you? If you try hard enough, you know in the movie Hook, where they imagine they're having good food? Like if you try hard enough, that could be a chicken fillet. You know?

Yep. If you're really hard up against it at the moment, have a toast sandwich. That recipe again, guys. Bread, toast, butter, salt. And bread. And then bread again. Next week on the show.

Yeah. Our recipe for frozen grapes. It's quite a long one. It's a secret recipe, yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, they've announced who will be performing at the Grammys. Oh, it's going to be huge.

I'm so excited for this Grammys. I feel like this is a whole vibe. Let me talk you through some of the artists. Billie Eilish, Charli XCX, Chapel Roan, Cynthia Erivo, Stevie Wonder, Coldplay's Chris Martin, Teddy Swim, John Legend. It's going to be such a good Grammys.

We've got Beyonce's got 11 nominations. Taylor will be there. Sabrina Carpenter. I feel like this is one of the best Grammys we've had in years. The Grammys is the benchmark. I agree. It's going to be super interesting this year on the Beyonce front. One, from the TikTok craze of people

thanking Beyonce in their speeches and the conspiracy being that you have to thank Beyonce if you want to continue to have a successful career. And two, is she going to go with her husband Jay-Z who is now under all the scrutiny for the Diddy stuff or does he stay at home for the Scrammies? You know, Dean? He'll be there. He'll be there. He'll be there? Here's the thing.

He'll be there. I'll tell you why I think he'll be there. It's because he can't look like there's anything wrong, or he's rattled or upset or anything to hide. I think he'll be there. Front row, she's got 11 nominations. This makes her 99 nominations in her career.

The only person who's second to her is him, actually. So I don't think she's going to win Album of the Year, though. I think Taylor will win Album of the Year to be blunt. And I also think that Chapel Roan is going to take out Best New Artist. But I think Beyonce and Daisy will be sitting there front row. Yeah, definitely would make him look guilty if he doesn't turn up. Totally, yeah. Makes it look way worse.

That's a good point. Dean, have you ever got an invite? Are you going? So I'm actually finding, I have been before. I've been two times before. I'm finding out whether I'm going to go. I don't think I'm going. We're not covering it on Seven, the red carpet now,

because of everything that's happened with the fires. Yeah. So I don't actually know. I've been waiting to hear. You need to get back together with Todrick Hall so you can go again. No, then I would definitely not be getting an invite. I'd be in the car park.

That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. We have finalised the list of meals competing to be crowned Dish of the Nation and we'll give that to you at 4.30. We've had to go back to the drawing board. Yeah.

We've listened to your suggestions. It's been a rigorous process. It has been. I feel like everyone's going to be happy, and if you're not, tough titties. I saw this wild statistic yesterday, and it was based off this new study that they've done around cheating. And one of the stats that

was quite surprising to me was one in four people that have been cheated on will forgive their partner and give it another go. One in four? One in four. Okay. That's quite high.

It is quite high, yeah, because you would think that cheating generally ends the relationship. It would be done. Yeah, okay. Yeah, one in four people will forgive and try again. Well, good on those people. I then came across some of the outrageous excuses

that people have given to their significant others as to why they cheated. Oh, okay. There was this one particular clip. The audio is not the best, but this girl, for context, she's at the gym and she's telling her personal trainer, I believe, the reason her boyfriend gave to her that he cheated and she walked in on them.

Okay. His excuse for cheating with sleep in order was he was practising for her, my friend. He was just practising to make sure it's good for her. He was practising. So that he could do a better job with his actual girlfriend. Yes. He was doing, you know, prep work.

What a selfless man. So selfless. What a selfless man. He's putting his partner'sless man. So selfless. What a selfless man. He's putting his partner's pleasure first. So selfless. And he's going out and he's. Do you want to hear some of the other outrageous ones that people have shared online? Yeah.

Someone said the excuse my boyfriend gave was, oh, I forgot to break up with you. It's your fault. I thought we'd already broken up. You didn't remind me to break up with you. It's your fault. I thought we'd already broken up. You didn't remind me to break up with you. It was on my list of things to do. Someone else said, I have a split personality and that was my other personality. That's a good one.

Yep. Yeah. Someone else said, wasn't really cheating because she looked like your bit emoji. Not even look like you? No. Look like your bit emoji? looked like your bit emoji. Not even look like you? No. Look like your bit emoji? Look like your bit emoji.

Oh, no. Someone else said the excuse my boyfriend gave was there was a tornado near us and my anxiety was really bothering me. So I responded with doing something to take my mind off of it. Severe weather event? Yes. Anxiety, yeah. Wow. That's a good one. Okay.

Right. Someone else said, my husband said, well, you're pregnant, so I needed to find other options. Oh. And you say it to her while she's pregnant with your child? Someone else said, I forgot that we were exclusive, dot, dot, dot.

We lived together at the time. Not I didn't realise we were exclusive, I forgot. I forgot we were exclusive. Which says that at one point he knew that you guys were exclusive, but that part slipped his mind. Oh, that's way worse, isn't it? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Oh, we were exclusive. That's right. I forgot we were exclusive. When did that happen? That one doesn't count, but I won't do it again, I promise. Yeah. That's got to be a freebie. Can you remind me next time?

Can you remind me next time? Can you send me a text? I thought let's take some calls and texts. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What was the crazy wild excuse that they gave you for cheating? And did you believe any of it? I doubt that you did. Obviously not.

Yeah, what was it? Did they believe it when they were saying it to you? Yeah, that's even more crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Babe, I thought they were your identical twin. I know that's still cheating, isn't it? Did they believe it when they were saying it to you? Yeah, that's even more crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Babe, I thought they were your identical twin. I know that's still cheating, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's still a different person. Babe, I just wanted to stay with you so bad, so I had to get it out of my system so I could be with you forever. Oh, that's a goodie. Oh, $800 at M would text your crazy cheating excuse to 9696. Bree and Clint. We are on the hunt to find New Zealand's dish of the nation. Who does it in would text your crazy cheating excuse to 9696. Bree and Clint. We are on the hunt to find New Zealand's dish of the nation.

Bree and Clint, dish of a nation. We wanted to use our platform for something meaningful and we saw this huge gap in the market for New Zealand. We don't have a national dish. There is no national dish. There is no one dish that we can all agree on. No. So we're going to let the people vote. Yesterday we thought we'd nailed down our top

16 finalists. How wrong we were. And God, we were proud. We took it out and we're like here's our list everybody. What do you think? We're good. We nailed it. We have never had so much feedback about how wrong our list was. Thousands of people have been in touch. If you don't include X, Y, Z, I'm going to be ropeable.

Rather than try and put stuff in and take stuff out, we've just made the list twice as long. So we've gone from a top 16 to a top 32. Because we want to do it right. We're taking this very seriously. Half of these will be gone within the first 24 hours. Exactly. So it's all good.

They won't even get a look in. Yesterday's top 16, to recap for you, we went with pie, kiwi onion dip, hangi, marmite and chip sandwich, cheese rolls, fish and chips, pav, fairy bread, white bait fritters, sausage rolls that you cook at home, sausage and bread, boil up, chicken bun coleslaw, real fruit ice cream, and Cheerios with tomato sauce.

We did, after a lot of feedback, remove pie and a V. Pie and a V. People weren't happy about it. So you guys get what you want. We removed it. We've kept meat pie. We've removed pie and a V. The new add-ons from your suggestions include a flat white, a roast lamb with all the trimmings, lolly cake,

tinned spaghetti on toast, muscle fritters, hokey pokey ice cream, a custard square, hot chip buddy, power fritters, fry bread, an ambrosia. Ambrosia.

Peanut slab, lamington, goody-goody gumdrops ice cream, raro, dry or wet, whatever way you choose to eat it. Two-minute noodles, but eating them dry. Yeah, dry two-minute noodles. Flavour sachet on top of it. And trifle. And trifle. In there somewhere is the official dish of the nation. We just don't know which one it is yet.

It is one of those. Ella at the moment is furiously putting together the eliminator. Ella, when do you think we're going to get voting live for this? When will people be able to contribute, discuss, vote on their dish of the nation? Do you want to be here talking about it as the polls live? Because otherwise we'd do that Monday. Monday, yeah, okay. First battle will go live on Monday on the Bree

and Clint Instagram page. So if you want to vote on this, you need to go and follow our account now, at Bree and Clint on Instagram, because it's all going to be done through our Instagram story. You don't want to miss out on having your say on what is going to be done through our Instagram story. You don't want to miss out on having your say on what is going to be the dish of the nation. There's going to be a crown ceremony.

Well, it's like the general election. If you don't vote, you don't get to complain. Exactly right. So have your say. If you're passionate about one of those or a couple of those, then vote for it. Someone said, WTF, the Pi V combo is iconic. Come on!

We can't please everyone. Someone else said, Power Pi. Yeah, that's included in the Pi category. That's in the Pi category. Yes. And then we put in Power Fritter as well. Exactly.

So that's its own separate entry. I think we've done a good job. I think we've done a good job. Because there's not too many other texts, so I feel like we've made everyone happy. Which they say can't be done. They say it can't be done, but are we the first people to ever make everybody happy? Text now,

or forever hold your peace. At Bree and Clint on Instagram, go follow, and then the votes will appear in your feed on Monday. You can start helping us pick New Zealand's official dish of the nation. Bree and Clint. I saw this post today on the Herald from a guy who has made his seven-year-old watch the seven movies that he loved when he was seven.

Do you want to hear them? Yes. So he has got his seven-year-old to watch The NeverEnding Story. Oh, yeah. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yes. The original. Amazing movie. Star, yeah. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yes. The original. Amazing movie.

Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Yeah. Labyrinth with David Bowie. I mean, people love Labyrinth. The Dark Crystal. Haven't seen it. I don't know that. Gremlins.

Okay. And the Goonies. God, how old's the kid? Seven. Few are a bit scary, like Labyrinth and the Gremlins movie. Star Wars. Star Wars. A little bit probably too much.

The guy gets his hand chopped off. Anyway, it's a very old list. Like the newest movie on there is from 1986. And so I feel like for a seven-year-old who is used to like really high- 3D. Yeah, high-scale animation. Non-pixelated. 8K videos shot on someone's cell phone.

She'd be like, did they shoot this on a bloody toilet roll with some Vaseline over it? What is this ancient crap? So, but those are the movies that matter to that kid's dad. So that is a nice thing to share. That is. It got me thinking about what movies from our childhood do you think kids should be watching oh because my kids are almost at movie watching age so they're nearly there they're nearly so you need to start collating

this list so what do they need to watch the first thing my mind went to was the lion king but the original lion king yeah not that not the live action lion king the original Lion King. Yeah, not that other crap. Not the live action Lion King. The original Lion King where... I'm sorry. Yeah. But I will go on the record and say all the live action stuff and we're going to compare it to the original. Of course. It's never as good.

To us who were there the first time around. Yeah. I'd love to get a kid... The original Lion King has to be on the list. I'd love to get a kid who has no bias whatsoever, has never seen either of them, get them to watch both and then say, which one did you like more? The original.

Because I've put down Aladdin as well, but the original Aladdin. The original. Not the Will Smith Aladdin. Yeah. Yeah. The original's the best. The ones on my list, I've got a pretty solid list, I reckon. These are movies from your childhood that you think kids today need to watch.

These are a must watch in my opinion. The Little Rascals. Must watch. The movie Holes with Shia LaBeouf. Such a good movie. The Sandlot. The Sandlot is

one of the greatest films. Shit, I loved that film as a kid. It's fantastic. 1993. I don't know it, but I'm looking at it right now. It's a comedy. If you've never watched it, go get it and watch it. And the last one on my list, a movie I reckon I watched more than 200 times.

Okay. With the Olsen twins. Yes. To Grandma's House We Go. Right. Such a good movie. Do you think it holds up? It holds up.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Claude, what else needs to go on the list? I've only put one on my list, and it's as old as I am, Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh! Robin Williams.

True! Help is on the way, dear. Help is on the way, dear. A fantastic film. So good. And good for, you're right, it is fun for kids. Yeah, family fun. A bit divorcey.

A little bit scary. Good for divorce kids, eh? Where the mask is, where the guy chokes and nearly dies. Yeah. You know, you've got to expose them sometime, right? Ella, what movie do you think kids need to watch? What's a must watch? Sorry, I'm busy photoshopping, but on the top of my head, I'd say strawberry shortcake.

Strawberry shortcake? Yeah, let me... Do we know it? You guys don't know strawberry shortcake? What? You don't know strawberry shortcake? Like, actually. I know the character, strawberry shortcake.

Strawberry, strawberry shortcake. Cartoon? Is it a cartoon or a movie? Snow Nature and Strawberry is what the... Oh, my God. It looks like an actual nursery rhyme. It's so cute. I was more a rainbow bright kind of gal. Oh, Slag.

I was a My Little Pony gal. Oh, me too. Bratz, that's a good one. My little pony, my little pony. The My Little Pony movie though. We're getting off topic. I liked G.I. Joe. Bree and Clint.

Time for Friday Hokey. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint. Time for Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Notorious karaoke segment every Friday we take on a cover. We spend about 15 minutes each doing the best we can. And this week I thought it was one of the biggest songs in the country. We've got to do Juno. Have you ever tried this one? I know you want my touch

From the incredibly talented Sabrina Carpenter. Well, we've butchered all her other songs. Why not add another one to the list, eh? Yeah, why is this one safe? Yeah, why is this one getting away safe? What you're going to hear is my version of Juno, because I chose it, and then Bree's version of Juno, because she gets to go second this week. And then we'd love you to tell us who did the best Sabrina Carpenter.

Did you go breathy on your version? Not intentionally. I mean, to be honest, you just automatically go breathy when you're doing Sabrina Carpenter. It's not my range. I know that much. But beyond that, I don't really know what it's going to sound like. I can't wait to hear it. Here we go.

You'll hear mine, then you'll hear Bree's, and then we need five people listening to pick the winner of our Sabrina Carpenter Friday OK. I'm so excited. Good luck. Thank you. Don't have to tell your heart that's a thing. Oh, yeah, you just get it

Whole package, babe, I like the way you fit God bless your dad's genetics You make me wanna make you fall in love Oh, late at night I'm thinking about you Wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs Oh, I hear you knocking, baby, come on up I know you wanna touch for life If you love me right, then who knows

I might let you make me true, no You know I just might Let you lock me down tonight What I be is cute but too low Give it to me, baby You make me wanna make you fall in love Ow! No, seriously, ow.

Bought me a lot of joy. What did you think? Bought me a lot of joy. What did you think? Brought me a lot of joy, actually. I think there was definitely stronger parts than others. Yeah. The chorus is... Something else, eh? But I liked it.

You liked it. But I enjoyed it. I felt like there was effort put in and I had a good time listening to it. I went for it. Claude, did you enjoy it? Was there something in there for you? I liked the background vocals. Okay, right.

Well, let's see how Breeze Juno goes, shall we? Yeah, I've got to get my sexy voice on. Anything you need to say before this? I just feel like, yeah, the sexy side of me tries to come out. Okay, yeah, that's good. I feel like... Who is your sexy alter ego? It's not good.

I'm going to say her name's Alexis. Alexis, yeah. Yeah, very good friends with Sabrina. Okay, here it is. Breeze Juno. You can vote on the winner after you hear this. Bree and Clint. Don't have to tell your hot ass a thing.

Oh yeah, you just get it. Whole package, babe, I like the way you fit. God bless your dad's genetics. You make me wanna make you fall in love. Oh, late at night I'm thinking about you. I wanna try on my fuzzy pink handcuffs. Ooh, I hear you knocking, baby. Come on up.

I know you want my touch for life. If you love me right, then who knows? I might let you make me Juno. You know I just might. let you lock me down tonight one of me is cute but two though give it to me baby you make me wanna make you fall in love oh good last note there better than mine thank you that was brie's sexy alter ego, Alexis. Alexis Carpenter. Someone just texted and said, guys,

I legitimately forgot that today was Friday. I just switched over to ZM and thought, this is an awful version of Sabrina Carpenter they're playing. Oh no.

Claude, what did you think about Bree's Sabrina Carpenter? Incredible, amazing, no notes, loved it. Thanks, Claude.

A squeak at the end, adorable. Someone just texted and said, I'm so glad Clint came up with a Friday Okie. If you know, you know. Do you want to vote on this? You can vote right now on 0800DIALZM. You can have your say. And you can also text through your feedback on 9696.

We always welcome it. We love the feedback. If you do vote, we only take five votes, so your vote is incredibly powerful, and you can pick the winner of this week's Friday Okie, the Sabrina Carpenter special. Bree and Clint. We're looking for a winner of Friday Okie.

Friday Okie! Oh, Sabrina Carpenter. If she ever gets word that we've butchered this many of her songs, we're going to get a cease and desist, I think. Someone said, Clint, you were particularly awful this week. Look, we did our best. We did Juno. Mine sounded like this.

You know I just might let you lock me down tonight. And Bree sounded like this. You'd win just on that bit. You'd win on that bit. People are calling attention to the bit where we both went, Oh, that part's so yuck. Let me see if I can isolate it for you. No. This bit specifically.

God bless your dad's genetics. And yours? No. God bless your dad's genetics. Oh, that makes, that's my butthole tighten up. Anyway, we've got five votes. Let's vote.

Standing by to pick our winner. Let's go to Mary-Kate first. Hi, Mary-Kate. Hi, Mary-Kate. Hi. Hi. What did you think? I just think it just wasn't quite your range. It just wasn't quite right for you.

But you did really good, but it's going to be Brie. Yeah, fair enough. Mary-Kate, are you saying that a five-foot-nothing blonde petite girl isn't in Clint's range? You're telling me I'm not a tiny woman. Thanks, Kate. I love it, Mary-Kate. Thank you.

One in the Brie column. Let's go to Jamie on 0800. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Kate. I love it, Mary-Kate. Thank you. One in the Brie column. Let's go to Jamie on 0800. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. Now, you see, I disagree with Mary-Kate and Clint. I thought that you nailed it, being that it wasn't in your range. Okay.

You did such a good job of doing the high part. Oh, my God. Well, there you go. Do I get your vote? You get my vote, Tim. Wow. Thank you, Jamie. I appreciate it.

It's amazing, Jamie. You have won a free hearing check this afternoon. I'm just kidding, Jamie. I'm kidding. We appreciate you. Have a great weekend. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. Hi. Hi. Now, Hannah, you know your stuff. You know who you're going to vote for. Any feedback before you tell us? Um, I think Bree sounded like a dying cat. That's good. That's good

feedback. Thank you. She's straight to the point. Cool to be kind. You go ahead, Hannah. I think Clint just had nothing there, so I'm going to go with Bree. Not me thinking I had it in the bag. I like it.

Who would have thought I would have got a vote off a dying cat reference? And mic drop. She dropped that truth bomb and she hung up. Thanks, Hannah. Let's go to Dylan. We're sitting at 2-1 in favour of Bree, so you could decide the whole thing here, Dylan. How are you going?

Hello, Dylan. Yeah, not too bad. How are you going? Hello, Dylan. Yeah, not too bad. How are you guys? Yes, not too bad. I mean, we're a bit worse for wear after those brutal comments, but we're still here. What did you think, Dylan? Yeah, well, I have to say this week, you know,

I think, well, I have to say, Clint, you didn't actually do too bad this week. Okay, that's good. My vote's going to have to go to Bree. There it is. Oh, you've given it to me, Dylan. I just might let you lock me down tonight. Congratulations.

Obviously, clearly after he heard the isolated, that's what pushed him over the line, I think. Hannah, Bree sounded like a dying cat, but Clint had nothing there, so I'm going to have to vote for Bree. I think I'd rather the dying cat. Someone just texted her and they said, can I get Alexis's number?

Oh, Bree's sexy alter ego. Yeah. Yeah, it's 021-69... 69. Anytime. Thanks, guys. We'll do another Friday Okie. Oh, we have a week off next week because of the long weekend.

Oh, of course. Yeah. You can rest your eardrums and then we'll punish you again the following week. Appreciate all your votes and feedback. That's Friday Okie on the Bree and Clint Show. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Birthday banger for your Friday. Number one songs when you turn 16. What was yours? Well, you can always call us and find out. Liv's going to go first. Hello, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hiya.

What are you up to for your weekend? Nothing crazy, just probably a chill weekend. Nice. Same. Sounds nice. What is your date of birth? The 2nd of November, 1998. All right.

That means you were 16 in the year 2014. We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday banger. Tell me where the freaks at. Oh, nice chill song. That's not a chill weekend. Yeah. To go with your chill weekend. Yo, that's a good one.

Pop this on, light some incense, read a book. Tell me where the freak's at. Do you like it, Olivia? Hell yeah, that's a great song. It's very 2014, eh? I love it. It's perfect. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do Jude's birthday banger. Hey, Jude. Hey, Jude. Hey, how are you going? Good, mate. How are you? I'm doing great.

Oh, that's good to hear. You got any big plans for the weekend, Jude? No, just chill. I think, I don't know if the weather's going to be that great in Christchurch, but we'll see how we go. Have you guys had a really stink summer? That's what we keep hearing. Yeah, that's what we've heard.

Oh, yeah, but I think it's got better as the month's gone on to January. I think it's got better in the last couple of weeks. The last couple of weeks, it hasn't worked, but hey, that's okay. Fingers crossed for a good Feb, Jude. What's your date of birth? 17 November 1965.

All right, Jude, that means you were 16 in 1981. And we've done some calculations. This was at the top. Oh, Jude, it's a belter. It's a wonderful song. It's Queen and David Bowie under pressure. Were you a Queen girl, Jude? Oh, I'm still a queen girl.

I mean, once a queen girl, always a queen girl, right? Yeah. Absolutely. What a ripper. Okay, wait there, Jude. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Riz. G'day, Riz. Hi, Riz.

Hi. Full name, or is that your full name? No, it's a nickname. A nickname. A nickname. Is that because you've got a lot of charisma? Definitely, yeah. I definitely pushed that one in 2023.

What is Riz short for? I like it. Rizwana. Rizwana. Rizwana. There she is. That's a cool name. Love that for you.

Thank you. Give us your date of birth. 13th April 1985. Right, Riz, that means you were 16 in 2001. And back on your 16th, this was number one. Oh, it's another great one. Crazy Town. Butterfly.

He died last year. I know. Yeah. It's real sad. Do you like this song, Riz? I like it, but I think I like Jude's one better. Yeah, Jude's is very good, but that's a great song too.

Wait there, I'm voting for Crazy Town. I love that song. I like all three. And I'm on the fence at the moment between Crazy Town and Under Pressure. I've got to go with my girl Jude. You're going Jude, Under Pressure? Yeah, I've got to go with my girl, Jude. You're going Jude, Under Pressure?

Yeah, I've got to go Queen. Claudia, what's it going to be? I feel like there's a right choice and a wrong choice. Claudia has the decider when Brie and I can't reach an agreement. They're liking our everyday life. I'm always in the middle. Claudia sorts out the problem. I think I'm going against my gut

I love Queen but I think I want Crazy Town Riz is taking it out It feels wrong It feels so right It feels right Well done Riz You just won birthday banger

Thanks guys No worries Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Crazy Town Clint. Bree and Clint. Crazy Town. Butterfly from the year 2001. That's Riz's birthday banger.

Stand by. Stand by what I said. You stand by you should have been queen? Well, Riz wanted queen too. But me and Claudia wanted Crazy Town. Yeah, it is pretty Crazy Town for me, guys. Do you regret what you did, Claude? Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, that was both your fault. Queen's my favourite band in the whole entire world, but I just... Not a true fan. I know, I panicked. More than Herbastank? Maybe the Herbastank song and then the Queen band. Fair. This is such a banger. Such a banger.

Brianne Clint, if you missed the final list of 32 dishes going forward as our potential national meal in Brianne Clint's Dish of the Nation, fair not because we'll repeat that list for you next. Yeah, we're not going to let you guys miss out. This is big. Probably, I'm going to say it. Maybe the biggest thing we have done for this country.

Could be. Bigger than back-to-back blowies. It's brilliant. That was a national service, you're right. That was a national service. Back-to-back hootie and the blowfish. This is the right thing for us to be doing leading into Waitangi weekend. Yep.

Our national day, finding our national dish. Oh, we didn't even plan that. No, no. We planned that. We planned that. Oh, crushed it. Bree and Clint. I think to round out the week, should we bring back the game?

If they weren't famous, they'd be in my league. Absolutely. It's always a fun one. Can you explain the concept for fresh listeners? Essentially the concept is we will go around the room and pitch a famous person that we believe. If you stripped away their fame. If you stripped away their fame and just were left with them,

that they would be in our league and we could date them. You'd have a chance. Yeah. They'd swipe left. Right. Right. Right. Which is the good.

Right. They'd swipe yes. Yep. They'd swipe yes on you. So I just want to give a little bit of context on this too. Bree has said in the lead up to this that if we don't give her person the nod of approval, quote, she'll be effing ropeable. So I will be.

I won't talk to you guys all weekend. But you said we have to be honest. Yes. But if you're honest and it doesn't go my way, I'll be ropeable. Do you want to go first or last? Last. Last. Claudia? Are you saying when do I want to go my way, I'll be ropeable. Do you want to go first or last? Last. Last. Claudia?

Are you saying when do I want to go? I want to go first. I always go too far with this game. I love it. So I stripped it right back. And I think I've got a simple, easy one. You better not take mine. If they weren't famous.

If they weren't famous, I think Khloe Kardashian would be in my league. Oh! I will leave my league! Wait, wait. Khloe before or after? She wouldn't have the surgery if she wasn't famous. She wouldn't have the surgery. She would just be base model Khloe.

Just Khloe. Khloe, you know what I'll say to you. Factory settings. If she wasn't famous. Factory settings. Khloe factory settings. Khloe Kardashian hard reset. If she wasn't famous, you'd be out of her league.

Oh, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. That's never happened in this game before. We've reached level three. I think so, yeah. Oh, my God. I'll take it. So, yes, in short, I agree. I've given you a yes, absolutely.

Thanks, guys. I've given you a yes. Ella? Oh, you told me it. I agree. I've given you a yes. Absolutely. I've given you a yes. Ella? Oh, you told me it. I remember. Benson Boone. He would be in my league if he wasn't famous. I reckon you guys are the same height, so I'll say yep.

He could backflip onto me. Oh, yeah, he could still do that, actually, because that was pre-fame. I think he's fantastic, and I don't mean this in a mean way. He does give me like leader of the church band vibes. Which?

Which Ella also member of the church band. Does give off that vibe. Yeah. Perfectly in demo. Why are you hesitant?

Would you let him keep the mo? He might not have the muscles if he wasn't famous because he wouldn't have the personal trainer.

No, I think he had the muscles prior. I had all the passion. He'd still have the voice. Why are you hesitant? Come on. I give you a big yes. Thank you, guys.

I'm on the fence. Why? Is it me or him? You get two yeses, so you got it. You got it. I'll talk you up here. I only say this person because we've actually shared a moment before. What?

Oh, here we go. Is this when you went bright red and nearly got a you know what in front of Katy Perry? No not that one. No not Katy Perry no. Not when I nearly got Can you share? I'll tell you off there. I met Katy Perry and I couldn't speak. Not Katy Perry. Something else happened. I met this person very early

in their career and we shared a brief moment and there's a photo of it. And I think if they weren't famous, Rita Ora would be in my life. Oh, mate. No. I literally, you know what's crazy? I saw one of the paparazzi photos of her and Taika in Sydney yesterday and oh my god

she has one of the best rigs I've ever seen in my life but she might not have that if she wasn't famous. No. I'm looking at pictures of her pre-fame, she was still beautiful One of my friends, remember I told you the story, one of my friends dated her What? Yes, dated her

just before she signed with Jay-Z and completely ghosted him. Nice. She said to him, I'm going for a meeting with Jay-Z. I don't know what's going to happen. And then he just never heard from her again. They had been dating for like eight months. Rita Orr is very hot.

I want to hear what the other girls say. She's so charming too. I'm saying absolutely not. Yeah, sorry, me too. I'm going to have to give you a no and I feel bad about it. You guys weren't there. We had a moment. But whatever.

Whatever. I should have given you a yes. There we go. I should have given you all a yes to line up for mine. Okay. Okay. If this person wasn't famous, Chapel Rhone would be in my league. Okay. If this person wasn't famous, Chapel Rhone would be in my league.

Okay. I'm gobsmacked. Don't let what I have voted to yours... No, I'm trying not to. ...impact what you vote towards me. Yeah. She is... Yeah, she's stunning.

I'm trying to visualise you two together And so are you You know I think you're stunning too Why was there a laugh afterwards? Because I'm trying to think about it And no one else is saying anything I mean this in the nicest way Yeah

I think she might be too cool She's a bit too laneway for you Not even necessarily for you I mean this in the nicest way. Yeah. I think she might be too cool. She's a bit too laneway for you. Not even necessarily for you, but to like, you know. For us. She wouldn't be able to sit in the pub with us. No. Yeah. Yeah.

She's got anxiety. She's riddled with anxiety. She's not going to be able to flirt with you, is she? She's riddled with it. Is that why you're going for her? And she's like kind of strange and weird, which so am I. I don't need, you know what? I don't need your guys' approval.

I'm just going to say no comment. Yeah, actually, I plead the fifth on this one. This is BS. I've only ever seen her with that green makeup on, so I'm going to say yes. I'm going to say yep. What about that time she had a little pig nose? Oh, yeah, and the pig nose.

That's all I've ever seen. So you could get that chapel row. I don't need your guys' approval to know I could get chapel row. There you go. And that's the self-confidence you should take into the weekend too. Bree and Clint. And that's us. Boy, we are out of here.

We're done. What's everyone doing for their Friday night? Going home, sitting on the couch, watching TV, and trying not to have a beer. Oh, that sounds fun. I'm trying to have a couple of weeks off the beers. And you know how I know that I've got a drinking problem? How?

Because Friday feels pointless without a beer. I feel like what's the point of even getting to the end of the week if I can't celebrate with a little bit of freedom and a beer? I don't understand what the point of this day is, and that to me is proof that I need a break from the beers. I feel like Fridays don't count, though. Oh, don't do that. Like a Friday night doesn't count.

Don't do that. You know, one or two doesn't count. I made a promise to myself. I said I can do three weeks. One or two doesn't count. One or two now? Yeah, like one or two, like on a Friday night. Like two beers on a Friday doesn't count. One or two now? Yeah, like one or two, like on a Friday night. Like two beers on a Friday doesn't count.

What are you doing? Going home and having one or two beers. Claudia, what are you doing? I'm going home and I'm going to have one or two beers. No! Yeah! What are you doing, Ella? I'm having a full vodka bottle.

Yeah! Drink responsibly. I'm not. Oh my God, I'm not. I'm going home to nap. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you back on Monday when voting begins for Brian Clint's Dish of the Nation. The 32 finalists have been published.

There's no going back now. They're up on the Brian Clint Instagram page if you'd like to go and see what they are. One of those will be our official dish. One will be crowned the official dish of the nation, according to you. We'll have to get the Prime Minister to come in and present the dish to the nation. Yes. I'm sure he's not busy and would love to.

Brian Clint, see you on Monday. See you then. ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.