ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st July 2024
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Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show
In the history of professional radio
ZM's Brian Clint In the history of professional radio. Danny, Bree and Clint.
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
Oh, this is the one, guys.
This is the one.
This is the one.
Hey, hey, hey.
And by this.
You found it.
We are here, baby.
This one is for our Rugby Sevens girls.
Young man.
There's no need to feel down.
I said young man.
Pick yourself up the ground.
You can be a young man.
Cause you're in a new town.
There's no need to be unhappy.
How good was that sevens?
Oh, my God.
How good are our girls?
Might be my favourite moment of the Olympics so far.
What a game.
Shout out to Canada as well.
Who would have thought?
They put up a hell of a fight.
They really had to work for it.
It's fun to stay at the
YMCA.
It's the original Chapel Roan.
YMCA.
They have everything.
What you're meant to enjoy.
You can hang out.
Yeah, I mean, shout out to the girls.
What a game. What a game. They deserved
every piece of that gold medal.
I already know what the headline's going to be on the Herald tomorrow.
Golden girls.
I, um, the commentator, what was the commentator's, um, call after they won?
Black to black.
Back to black.
Or back, yeah.
No, it was black to black.
Back to back gold medals.
We've got a fun show on the way for you guys today.
We're going to get Mama Di on for her first ever cooking vlog.
We're also going to eat a raw potato on the show today.
It's just all about food.
Yeah.
It's a real foodie show.
If you're into food and Olympics, then stick around.
And a little bit of the village people.
This is the show for you.
It's a great mix.
One more chorus. One more chorus.
One more chorus.
One more time.
Let's go, baby.
Ross Moss is coming in.
Let's go.
Trady verse, lady.
If you're keen to play,
0800 dials at M. You want to hit one, Ross, if you're keen to play, 0800 dial ZM.
You want to hit one, Ross?
YMCA.
Come on, Ross.
Love how you're like,
yeah, go to the Black Ferns.
Young man.
Don't think about it too much.
I did.
Yeah.
Brian Clint.
He's dedicated to the Black Ferns.
67 versus 57.
Let's do Tradiverse lady.
Brian Clint. It's do tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint.
It's the tradie versus lady.
Thanks to the Tool Shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we are, the tradies and the ladies.
Great prize from the Tool Shed.
It's that hedge trimmer that's up for grabs.
Who doesn't need a good hedge trimmer?
Plus, you'll get $50 cash.
Taking on our tradie today is our lady.
She's from Wellington.
She's 44, and she is a cooking teacher.
Welcome to the show, Sasha.
Hi, Sasha.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What's your signature dish?
What, teaching with the kids?
Yeah.
Okay, their favourite one,
so I teach intermediate, the two favourite things
they love to make are pork and chive dumplings.
Oh, how good.
And the other one is cinnamon scrolls.
Oh, how nice.
Your class sounds like a good time. We had to cook a
stew when I was in high school and I
set a tea towel on fire and was banned
from the class.
Nice work. That, that would happen
in my class too,
to be honest.
No way, really?
Okay, so it's common.
Can't beat a good tea towel
stew in the middle of winter,
though.
You take on our trainee.
They're from Dunedin.
They're 40
and they've been wagging work
to watch the Olympics.
Yes!
Welcome to the show, Nixon.
Hi, Nixon.
Nixon, you bloody legend.
How many days have you wagged,
do you reckon?
Well, today was my first, but I think I'll take another couple.
Absolutely, mate.
It only comes around once every four years.
What a great day to take off.
You took off gold medal Wednesday.
Oh, I know.
How great was that?
How great was that?
Bloody good, mate.
We're so proud.
Okay, Nixon, your buzzer is tradie.
Sasha, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets that prize from the tool shed.
Here we go.
Good luck.
Question number one.
The New Zealand Olympic team picked up their first medal at the Olympics.
Yes.
Sasha?
Black Ferns?
Can't accept it, right?
Oh, yeah, no, you can.
Yeah, you can, actually.
I think you can.
The rest of the question was?
Who won it?
Yeah.
Yeah. Women's rugby sevens, Black Ferns. I mean, you can, actually. I think you can. The rest of the question was... Who won it? Yeah. Yeah.
Women's rugby sevens, black ferns.
I mean, all of the above.
You're on the board.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
If you were drinking the longest drink in town,
what type of beverage would you be consuming?
Lady.
Sasha.
Milkshake.
It is a milkshake.
Oh, she's on fire.
She's quick.
Nixon, you've been unlucky.
You need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this anthem.
Nixon.
Yes, Nixon.
Adele.
Nice, Nixon.
We've got a game on our hands.
A bit like the Rugby Sevens this morning.
Here we go.
Question number four.
Which famous scientist developed the theory of relativity?
Lady.
Yes, Sasha, for the win.
Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein is correct.
Oh, I was.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Sasha, if you were a rash, you'd be a full-body one.
Because that was bloody top-notch from you.
If you were a Black Fern
You'd be Michaela Blyde
Because you are rapid
She's quick
She's very quick
Thanks for playing Nixon
We appreciate you as well
Thanks Nixon
Thanks guys
Enjoy the Olympics
Sasha you get that prize from our mates at the tool shed
And $50 cash
Congratulations
Thank you so much
Cheers
Well done Sasha
There's 30 tool sheds nationwide
They're Kiwi owned and trusted by tradies.
Free in Clint.
If you were listening this time yesterday,
you would have heard a conversation that we had about the gross thing
that your partner does.
And we got this call from Hamish.
Imagine you biting into a juicy apple.
My wife bites into raw potato.
She just eats potatoes raw.
It's kind of like the texture of an apple, just with a different flavour.
All right.
There is no flavour, Alicia.
It's a potato.
Well, have you done it?
Yeah, well, that's a great point.
That's a very good point.
That is a great point, Alicia.
We'll make you a deal, Alicia.
We'll call you back.
We'll try a raw potato live on the radio with you tomorrow, okay?
Okay.
Okay?
Deal.
Handshake.
Deal.
Because we are a show of our word.
No, it was your word. I said we. I. Deal. Handshake. Deal. Because we are a show of our word. No, it was your word.
I said we.
I said we.
I said we.
You had your chance to back out yesterday.
Okay?
You had your chance.
Yeah, well, the ugly potato wasn't in front of me then.
Please welcome to the show.
Welcome back to the show, Hamish and Alicia, the potato couple.
G'day, guys.
How's it going?
Or should we call you potato and potato?
That sounds fitting. I've just been calling it potato gate. guys. Or should we call you Potato and Potato? That
sounds fitting. I've just been calling it
Potato Gate.
Potato Gate's good. So we've agreed
that we will eat a potato. Producer Ella
has gone and got us a washed potato.
She's then re-washed that washed potato
and we're ready to do it. Do you guys
have a potato handy? Are you going to eat a potato
with us, Alicia?
Not today, unfortunately.
How convenient for you, Alicia. Just today, unfortunately. We just managed to.
How convenient for you, Alicia.
Just us.
Just us to enjoy the fruits of nature.
Just us.
Well, it just so happens that we are parked across the road
from a fruit and veggie shop.
Hey!
Chances.
You have an onion, we'll have a potato.
Hamish, this might wet your whistle.
We might get all your juices flowing for a raw potato
and you might have to go in for your first one.
Yeah, I think I'll do a hard pass.
I mean, I'll see what you guys say and then from now I think I'll go hard pass.
Look, Alicia, I don't have high hopes,
but I'm going to give you my honest and maybe brutal feedback, okay?
It might be good, might be bad.
Yeah, okay.
Can I say the rudest part of this, by
the way, is that as we stand here
preparing to eat a raw potato
live on the radio, our producers
are out there eating a bag of potato
chips, the most delicious form
of potato. We wanted to take part in the potato
eating, but we didn't have a spare potato.
You can share mine if you want. Solidarity.
Oh, nah. Alright, I think it's
we've talked long enough. Let's have a bite.
It's time to eat this potato.
Here we go.
What was that politician's name?
Paula Bennett.
No, someone ate a raw potato or onion or something.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Down the hatch.
Here we go.
Oh. It kind of tastes like nothing But at the same time
I know that it's a raw potato
It kind of tastes like a real crappy apple
See I did tell you that
Or like a nashy
Because nashies suck
No don't besmirch the good name of a nashy
It does, it has the texture of a nashie.
The thing is,
why would you voluntarily eat a crappy potato?
Yeah, well, yeah,
we obviously are realising this now, Hamish.
Half the time when I'm cutting them for dinner,
I end up eating half before I cook.
I will say, it tastes like dirt.
It tastes like the ground.
Alicia, I told you I'd be honest.
I will say not as bad as I thought.
Yeah.
Not as bad as what I thought.
It is a bit of an acquired taste.
Do you know what, Alicia?
It's a delicacy.
I think we're just too uncultured to enjoy it.
That'll be it.
To top things off, when I'm peeling potatoes, she eats the skins as well.
What, just the potato skins? Yeah, sometimes if I'm peeling potatoes, she eats the skins as well. What? Just the potato skins?
Yeah, sometimes if I'm feeling like it.
I don't eat heaps of raw potato because I know someone texts me saying it's unhealthy
because it's a nightshade.
Yeah, yeah.
But so is tomatoes and capsicums and all them.
Yeah.
Who eats those raw?
Don't worry, I did the research.
It's all in moderation.
All in moderation.
You're right, Alicia.
I did the Googling.
It said a few mouthfuls of raw potato won't kill you.
Yeah, exactly.
It leaves quite the aftertaste, Alicia.
It does.
And it depends what kind of potato you've got too,
like some are better than others.
Ella, what are we dining on this afternoon?
Is this an agria?
Yep.
You don't know.
What's your favourite variety, Alicia?
What's your favourite variety? Alicia? What's your favourite variety?
She likes a pearler.
Admittedly, not the one, the agria ones.
Yeah, right.
Now you tell us.
More the like just the plain white ones.
I love that, Alicia.
I love that you go to the supermarket and like when I'm looking for, you know.
Oranges.
No, I'm looking for apples and I'm like, okay, my favourite apple is the jazz apple.
And you're like, where are those angrias?
Where are the soup variety?
I can safely say that this is definitely quality radio and well worth the wait.
Yeah.
Hamish, Hamish, you said it, not us.
My dad did it at work once and no one believed it.
He just took it in and ate it for his lunch and everyone was just really confused.
You know what they say, Alicia,
the potato doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, team.
No worries.
Thanks for having us.
Appreciate it.
It's a big thumbs down from the Bree and Clint show,
but don't let us stop you.
Next is onions.
Raw.
Raw.
Brianne Clint.
The Olympic Games in full swing,
and an incredible athlete from Egypt,
her name is Nada Hafez in the fencing,
has come out on social media
and said that she's seven months pregnant.
Yeah, impressive.
That is truly incredible.
She's competing on the world stage.
You're competing at the highest level.
Yeah, I want to know from pregnant people, is that, like, annoying for you?
Like, is it setting the bar too high?
You're like, I can barely touch my toes,
let alone consider competing in the Olympic Games.
I mean, pregnancy is different for everyone.
Is she setting unrealistic pregnancy standards
for other pregnant people?
And obviously, you know, she is a professional athlete,
so her body would...
She's built different.
Yeah, be different.
Same as people who, you know, are super hardcore into exercise
will continue to exercise throughout their pregnancy.
100%.
We asked, what did you do when you were uber-hapu
and someone said,
I was water skiing on my summer holiday,
six months pregnant.
I even managed to squeeze into my wetsuit.
How the hell do you even manage to stand up to water ski
when you're six months pregnant?
I can't even do it now.
It was like a front-zipping wetsuit.
Would you wear it backwards and the zip was at the front
and you just leave it down around the puku?
Actually, what am I talking about?
That's the hard part.
The most impressive thing of that story is getting the wetsuit on.
Lube me up.
I'm going in.
Frederica's here.
Hi, Frederica.
Hi, Frederica.
Hello.
Hello.
What did you do when you were really pregnant, Frederica?
So I was playing outdoor netball for, yeah.
How many months pregnant were you?
Yeah, how pregnant?
I played until I was about seven months.
Wow.
I think I said...
This question is really going to tell us a lot.
What position were you playing?
Were you like playing centre
or were you playing like WD?
You were a centre.
Yeah.
Centre wing attack,
wing D does not...
That's so impressive. That's so impressive.
That's so impressive.
That's amazing.
Did you find other players treated you differently
because they didn't want to hurt the pregnant lady?
Not really.
I think I heard one person from the other team once come in
and said, well, who told her to be playing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can just picture the umpire in that game.
She's dilated.
Stand aside.
Stand aside.
Dilated.
Stand aside.
The water's broken.
It's time for a break.
That's travelling.
That's travelling.
Water has broken.
Travelling.
Thanks, Frederica.
Julie's here.
Hi, Julie.
Hi, Julie.
Hi there.
How are you?
Good, thank you, Julie.
Was it you that did something amazing when you were heavily pregnant?
I did something that was necessary.
Okay.
What did you do?
Well, it was meant to be, and let's face it, they've lied about this.
It was meant to be the last concert the Rolling Stones ever did, and it was at Wembley.
Right.
And they said they were not going to, this was a long time ago, darling, but they said
they were never going to perform again, and I was seven and a half, eight months pregnant.
And I thought, we can't miss this.
You went to the Steins.
Yeah, and we were in the ground and I got right up to the front because we pretended
I was going to be sick.
They said, make way, she's pregnant.
Oh, what a great idea.
It's genius.
Yeah, so we got right up to the front and yeah yeah, and heard them. And it was absolutely amazing.
But I was really pissed off later, of course, because...
Because they did more tours.
They've never stopped.
They've never stopped.
No, they have never stopped.
Jolie, this is a really...
Yeah, no, sorry.
Yeah, but the other thing which was interesting,
the son that was in the tummy at that time,
he's a real rocker.
He can play any instrument.
He's a musician.
He's fantastic.
Yeah, yeah.
And he lives in London.
And I never liked ABBA.
And he worked on that ABBA show that transmitted ABBA onto the stage.
The hologram show.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
And he was one of the people that worked on that.
And he said, Mum, I don't know what it is.
ABBA just really annoys me.
I said, Darling, we were anti-Abba when you were
a young boy, but for the stains.
It's whatever you listened
to when he was in your tummy. That's amazing.
Thank you, Julie. Someone
text through and they said, coast
to coast at 16 weeks
pregnant and mowed the lawns yesterday
40 weeks pregnant.
Coast to coast? Coast
to coast. Coast to coast.
Wow.
That's amazing.
I'm a landscaper, and at seven months pregnant,
I barrowed 10 cubic metres of mulch up a hill.
Landscapers, we talked about built differently.
Landscapers are built differently.
They are built differently.
A seven-month pregnant landscaper?
Yeah.
Someone else said, oh, we were talking about the Tongariro Crossing before,
and I said,
it's probably one of the most painful,
worst things I've ever done.
And they said they did it whilst pregnant.
They said I was very early on,
but it felt like I was going to faint the whole way through
and that I was really unfit.
Turns out I was just pregnant.
Turns out pregnant, yeah.
Do they not know?
Maybe that time you struggled across the Tongariro Crossing.
Did you do a pregnancy test?
Nah, I just had a big meal the night before.
That'll be it.
Yeah.
Reagan's here.
Hi, Reagan.
Hi, Reagan.
Hi.
So my husband and I, we bought an old ambulance years ago.
Fun.
And to pay for my maternity leave, we thought, okay, right,
we need to get this ambulance
sold.
Right.
And I had work that needed to be done to paint on the outside and all sorts, but it took
forever.
And I was overdue, so I was 40 weeks and three days, and we were still standing that bloody
van.
Oh, no.
And bloody, you know, fixing the curtains and all sorts.
Did you get it done, though?
Did you get it done before the baby arrived?
We got it done.
We got it sold.
And then the next morning at 5 a.m., my water broke.
Isn't that incredible?
Your body knew.
Wow.
Your body knew.
Yeah, they were like, time to come out.
Same thing happened with us.
We were renovating our house.
And the day after the last tradie finished at our house,
my wife's water broke.
It was the time.
Her body went, cool, I can relax now.
I can have the baby.
And she really did relax.
Not for long, though, because then labour came.
Thanks, Reagan.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, Reagan.
Appreciate it.
Someone on the text machine said
I played a national squash tournament
at six months pregnant.
And I went into labour at 39 weeks after a friendly game with my partner.
Squash will do it.
I wonder if that's Susan Devoy texting in.
I'm pretty sure she played some squash tournaments when she was pregnant.
I love the idea that Susan Devoy is just texting this show.
Mate, Susan Devoy is a great friend of mine.
She would be listening to our show.
Oh, well, shout out to Susan Devoy.
She said if she listens to any radio show, it's this one. Oh, well, shout out to Susan Devoy is a great friend of mine. She would be listening to our show. Oh, well, shout out to Susan Devoy. She said if she listens to any radio show, it's this one.
Oh, well, shout out to Susan Devoy.
I know.
Shout out, Susan.
The worst show in the world, Married at First Sight,
have begun filming a new season in Australia.
And some of the info has leaked about one of the couples.
Oh, I'm so shocked.
I know.
I know.
I'm so shocked that this is happening.
It's leaked to the Daily Mail.
I completely believe the story.
Oh, I know.
It's definitely not for publicity.
Why would you not trust the experts on Married at First Sight?
Their track record is so good.
Impeccable.
Impeccable.
I think that had...
No one experts harder than the experts on Married at First Sight.
They might have like a 3% hit rate.
3%?
You're going to give them that much credit?
Yeah, I reckon there's probably been 100 couples
and there might be three that are successful.
So you know how you're meant to, on Married at First Sight,
you're meant to meet the person that you're marrying
at the altar for the first time.
Yes.
You're meant to lay eyes on them
and then they do some cutaway shots of you after the wedding
where they go, oh, she's a bit fatter than I hoped.
And she's like, oh, I asked for a tall guy.
You know, that's because you're meant to get a first impression of them for the first time there.
The Daily Mail has released footage of two people who are being married or married at first sight and being filmed.
And they used to date each other.
Oh, no.
It's quite a good plot twist for Married at First Sight.
I would have, yeah, it is.
I mean, it's, you know, what a coincidence that this is actually great television
that you turn up to Married at First Sight.
It's your ex.
And it's your ex.
Imagine that, though.
What are the chances?
But imagine the big stranger that the ex puts.
Let's take it at face value.
Okay, let's take it at face value. Okay, let's take it at face value
and say that it wasn't.
Okay. That it's not.
Okay, let's just pretend. That it's not reality
TV jiggery pokery. Okay.
And let's pretend that the experts
actually know what they're doing.
And it's a coincidence.
More than a coincidence.
These experts are actually, let's
pretend they're actually good at their job.
And on paper,
the person that is right for you
is a person that you already broke up with.
Yeah, but they obviously weren't right for you
because you broke up with them.
Well, that's what you think.
Like you guys broke up for a reason.
What if they are right for you,
you just didn't do it right?
You know, do you ever think about that?
Oh, there's an existential question for you.
Right person, wrong time. Yeah, it right. You know, do you ever think about that? Oh, there's an existential question for you. Right person, wrong time.
Yeah, exactly right.
Or, yeah, like you just weren't mature enough to,
do you ever reflect on that?
We were both at different stages of life.
The one that got away.
You ever sit there and you're like,
oh, if I'd just behaved differently,
me and so-and-so would still be together
and I'd probably be happy right now. Yeah, it's the classic
right person, wrong time. Right person, wrong time. Yeah, you summed it up perfectly.
Anyway, you can expect that in the new series of Married at First Australia, by the way.
Look, I would expect a storyline like that to happen
more so on the New Zealand Married at First site.
Because we've all dated each other. And instead of it being your ex, it's your cousin.
Yeah.
You know, imagine turning up and you're like,
New Zealand is a small place.
It is such a small place that I imagine if you have been
on Married at First Sight New Zealand,
if you haven't dated the person that they match you with,
you probably have matched them on Tinder at least.
Yeah.
Or swiped past them.
For sure. It's very hard
to find someone in the
New Zealand dating market that you haven't
at least laid eyes on yet.
Yeah, there's always some sort
of connection. There's not many
degrees of separation.
No, especially if you say
we agree that we're not dating our cousins.
Yeah, they turn up and you're like
I can't marry her, that's my cousin
They're like, oh sorry
This is your problem, you're too fussy
Anyway, they're like, okay we'll find someone else
A couple of weeks later they turn up
I can't marry her, that's my ex
And my cousin
Oh my god, you are way too fussy
This is why you're single
You won't marry your exes or your cousins.
You get what you're given.
We want to know, where did your ex show up?
Where's the awkward place you ran into your ex?
What was the moment where you were reconnected with your ex,
but it wasn't an ideal situation?
What if it's at your sister or brother's wedding
because they're friends with your ex?
Sat next to them on a flight.
Like you were sat next to them.
You didn't know.
The airline just allocated you a seat.
Oh, that's so bad.
And you were with your new partner.
Surely that hasn't happened to anyone.
I don't know.
I hope it hasn't.
0800 dial ZM or text the ZM text machine on 9696 and tell us where did you run into your ex?
You turn up for a job interview?
Person interviewing you is your ex?
Yeah, perfect.
Do they technically
have to give you the job or do they have to not give you the job?
Could go either way. What does HR
say, right? What's the bigger conflict?
Free and Clint.
We want to know where you bumped into your ex.
The weird place that you bumped into them.
Two people are married at first sight, met at the altar.
Turns out they used to date, so can happen.
Yeah, that is a horrible place to run into an ex, isn't it?
We want to know where was yours.
Someone said, I got engaged in Queenstown
and my ex-boyfriend was on our flight home.
Safe to say my left hand was flung around the cabin
every opportunity I got.
The universe works in mysterious ways.
Such a good text.
I really like it.
Mary's here.
Hi, Mary.
Hi, Mary.
Hi.
Tell us, mate, was it you that ran into an ex somewhere?
Yeah, I walked into my house to see him sitting with my dad having a beer.
Oh, no.
What?
No, not in your house.
Why?
He had, they both work in, like, trade construction,
so he'd come over to talk about a job,
and Dad hadn't warned me, so.
Oh, come on, Dad.
This was at your parents' house, is that right?
Yeah, yeah.
Because it'd be way weirder if it was your dad
and your ex who were in your flat, you know?
Yeah, no, not quite, not quite.
Not quite.
Still weird. Still weird. That were in your flat, you know? Yeah, no, not quite. Not quite. Still weird.
Still weird.
That's your safe space, you know?
Oh, God, I'd be so angry at my dad.
My ex delivered mine and my wife's firstborn baby.
Um, what?
Yeah.
I wonder if you told your wife who was having the baby,
you're like, push!
Hey, I used to date the midwife.
Push!
The midwife is my ex.
Yeah.
Someone else texted her and said,
I had to ring a bank call centre for help
and my ex answered the phone in the call centre.
What are the odds of that?
That's so awkward.
You ask for a new person, eh?
100%.
Because otherwise they have to log into your online banking
and then they're like, oh, you haven't got much money.
Oh, you've been spending a lot of money on undies or something.
You know?
It's way too invasive.
Someone else said, I'm a wedding photographer
and turned up to shoot a wedding day featuring the groom
who was an ex of mine.
Hella awkward.
That is hella awkward because you have to photograph his happiest day. But how did you not know who the groom was
of the wedding that you were shooting? Maybe they got the last minute call up or
who knows? You could always ruin his wedding photos.
That'd be a good way to get back at him, you know? I mean, yeah.
This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.
Hello. Where did you bump into your ex?
Typically not my ex,
but I actually ran into my ex's mum at work this week
when I was allocated as her nurse.
You're kidding.
You were allocated as a nurse to your ex's mum?
Yeah.
This happened this week?
Yes, this week.
Please tell me you got asked to be swapped onto a different patient.
Yes, I asked. I definitely asked you got asked to be swapped onto a different patient.
Yes, I asked.
I definitely asked.
I said, that's not happening.
Did you get along with their mum when you were dating?
We did, but she didn't really know what the breakup was about and she actually started talking about it in the hospital.
And was it not a good breakup?
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
On his part?
Yep.
Yeah.
On his part. Right. Yeah. On his part.
Right.
I would have just told his mum the truth.
Well, you don't know what condition she was in.
It could have flatlined her.
Yeah.
You know, we don't know what.
And anonymous can't tell us that's doctor-patient,
well, former patient confidentiality.
Yeah.
Orkeys, thanks, anonymous.
Thanks, anonymous.
Someone said, I saw my ex's mum in traffic once
and I gave her the one-fingered wave.
That's good. Which finger? I don't think one-fingered wave. That's good.
Which finger?
I don't think it was that one.
Could have been that one.
It was that one, isn't it?
Could have been that one.
Okay.
Who knows?
Someone else said, I ran into my ex in a pub in town.
It was my 30th birthday and his wedding night, his wife was not impressed.
What are the chances?
Your 30th and his wedding night.
Horrible time.
Yeah, his wife would be like, don't, get out.
Of all nights.
Yeah, not tonight.
Yeah, not tonight.
Not tonight.
Leanne's here.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi.
Where'd you run into your ex?
I had broken up with a long-term boyfriend and was deciding,
oh, I'm going to go to New Zealand and visit all my family
just to kind of get away from all the stress and everything that revolves around a horrible breakup.
And, yeah, I saw my ex in the airport and thought nothing of it.
Was like, oh, well, whatever.
He's going on a trip.
Doesn't matter.
Got onto my flight.
Sat down.
Got comfortable.
Settled in.
And then him and, like and one of his best mates
ended up sitting next to me.
Yuck! No!
Leanne, this is the exact scenario
I talked about beforehand as a hypothetical,
and Bree said the very words.
She said, surely that hasn't happened.
That's my worst nightmare.
It unfortunately has happened,
and then we flew via Singapore,
so it was, I don't know,
like 10 plus hours
of being on an aeroplane. On your
e-pray love trip to get over your ex
you got sat next to your ex on
a long haul flight.
What are the chances? What is
going on? Did you, like, did it
oh, that's the plot to
a movie. Did you, like, rekindle anything?
I think we just kind of had
to just get on with it, you know, like put our ear Get on with it, did you,kindle anything? I think we just kind of had to get on with it.
Get on with it, did you, Leanne?
No.
Leanne, you deserve some air points for that, honestly.
Leanne?
You deserve an upgrade.
4,000 air points.
Yeah, because that is
horrible, horrible
from the airline and they should do better.
If these two wasn't going to New Zealand, they could have been worse.
Oh, they got off in Singapore.
Okay, that's helpful.
Okay.
That's helpful.
God, imagine if you were on the same bus to Hobbiton together.
That would really sell the deal.
Far out.
Leanne.
What a ripper.
Poor thing.
Bree and Clint.
We were just talking before about where'd you bump into your ex
Someone said not my ex but I ran into my ex mother-in-law
At the supermarket
And she started screaming and calling me the B word
At the checkout
Embarrassing
Embarrassing for her
Embarrassing for her
Embarrassing for everyone involved
Embarrassing for everyone
Embarrassing for you, Embarrassing for Stickman.
You know when you see something like that happening in public?
Like everyone just looks.
Yeah.
Everyone.
In like a two kilometre radius is just like,
what is going on over there?
And now in 2024, they don't just look, they film it.
And then they put it on TikTok.
And then it gets a million views under the caption,
crazy woman screams at bee at supermarket.
And then that woman will get approached to release a remix
of her screaming in the supermarket.
And then she gets invited to go on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
Yeah.
And then she collabs with the hot tour girl.
Yeah.
That's how the world works these days.
So always have your phone ready.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Brilliant Cleanse.
Google down.
Punk.
Google downtime.
Google downtime.
Charge us some opportunity to win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
And all you need to do is text the name of the person you think is going to win our game,
Google down, where people are just trying to Google stuff the fastest.
Claudia's big return.
Oh, yeah.
No pressure.
She's back from a four-week hiatus.
I'm ready.
I'm relaxed.
How's the limberness in the hands feeling?
How's the dexterity?
Always good.
I'm always ready to go.
I reckon she's still a bit swelly from the plane.
That's just my feet.
Thanks for that. I didn't have the compression socks on from the plane. That's just my feet. Thanks for that.
I didn't have the compression socks on.
All right.
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Claudia, Clint or Ella are the names you can text 9696
and we'll find out who is the fastest Googler next.
Can you call a woman in the workplace swelly in 2024?
Not sure.
Better not.
Maybe don't.
Yeah, maybe don't.
Bree and Clint.
Let's do it.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Who is the fastest Googler in the team?
Can anyone take a guess at the theme for the week?
Olympics.
How did you know?
Do Ella and I get a point for that?
Yeah, we do. I think so. Nah. Can I get a point for that? Yeah, we do.
I think so.
Nah.
Can I have a point for not?
Yes.
Yes.
No, no one gets a point.
You have to get the points fair and square, and here are the rules.
I've put these questions into Google.
If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer,
I will give you a point.
First to three wins the game,
and the person who backed them on the phones, KFC.
Okay, Clint's doing weird.
Let's do it.
Are we ready?
Question number one.
What is the Olympic record for the women's 5,000 metres?
What, in swimming?
12 hours, 57 minutes, 82.
Clint is on the money.
14 minutes, 26 seconds.
And what?
17 milliseconds.
17 milliseconds.
Running.
I could have been swimming.
Yeah, I still don't know.
I don't think they're doing the 5,000 in the swimming.
I think they're swimming five kilometres.
I think the longest swimming race is 1,500 metres.
Could have been rowing.
Okay.
Sorry.
Could have been shot put.
Could have been fricking anything, but it wasn't.
One to Clint.
Question number two.
How many gold medals do the Japanese team currently have?
Six.
27. 27. 27.
27.
27.
I'm right.
You think the Japanese currently have 27 gold medals
and we're like five days into the Olympics.
Oh, do you mean for this one?
Clint is correct with seven.
What?
It didn't specify.
Sorry.
Clint is away and flying in this game.
Some upset competitors, but he has won those points fair and square.
And we're off to question number three.
You need this one to stop him.
How hot is the Olympic swimming pool in degrees Celsius?
15 to...
25 to 28 degrees Celsius.
I'm going to give it to Ella.
It is 25 to 28, only because she finished before you
and you did say something wrong before that.
So I'm going to give it to Ella.
Only just.
Is that warm?
It's pretty nice. Body temperature, I think. Yeah, it to Ella. Only just. Is that warm? It's pretty nice.
It's body temperature, I think.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
Oh, lovely.
All right, two to Clint, one to Ella.
Question number four.
No, it's not body temperature.
I made that up.
Yeah, it did be quite chilly.
Don't listen to that at all, yeah.
I didn't question anything.
How much money did the Paris opening ceremony cost?
$1.5 billion.
Clint's out.
Euros, 4.38 billion.
$130 million.
Claudia is correct.
$130 million, according to reports.
$130 million.
All right, so Ella's on one, Claudia's on one, Clint is on two.
Question number five.
How many
Olympic medals
has Simone Biles won?
Eight.
Claudia.
She's coming back with a vengeance.
She won a gold,
I believe, this morning
to add to her tally.
Eight is currently how many she's got.
Alright, two to Claude, one to Ella, two to Clint.
Question number six. What city was
the 1984 Olympic Games held?
Los Angeles, California. We have a three-way
tie, isn't it? Three-way tie.
Three-way tie.
Oh, I'm getting hot and sweaty.
This never happens.
This is on track to be one of the great chokes from me.
Okay.
This is Team New Zealand level choking.
This is for the win. Question number seven.
Who were the New Zealand flag bearers at this Olympics?
Joe Allen and Aaron Gate.
Say the Joe Ellie.
Ellie and Gate.
I said Aaron Gate.
I said it.
I said Aaron Gate.
I believe Clint has taken it.
No!
He has.
Replay!
No!
No, I think he did.
He started before you and he had the right answer.
I have to give it to him.
I would love a replay.
You would love a replay.
Josephine would love some KFC.
Congratulations, Josephine.
Thanks for backing me.
It's been a long time since I've won this game.
That's so good.
You definitely put the suspense in.
I was going to say, I took it to the edge, didn't I?
That game.
You did.
You know, I was like right on the edge of the seat waiting.
From 2-0 up to...
Josephine, Josephine, don't bother watching the Olympics.
I mean, that was just as good, wasn't it?
That was, that was.
I dropped four games in a row.
Oh, man.
I knew you could come back.
Congrats, Josephine, and we'll send you those KFC chicken dollars.
By the way, apparently there is a 10 and 5K swim at the Olympics.
Day, 10K?
This Olympics.
An ocean swim.
Wow.
There you go.
Bree and Clint.
Our next guest is a TV host.
You'll know him from Survivor and Celebrity Treasure Island.
He's also a farmer and a best-selling author.
Please welcome to the show, Matt Chisholm.
Oh, g'day, Cobber.
G'day, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, we're good, mate.
We're good.
This is exciting times for you.
Your second book. How did you bloody Yeah, we're good, mate. We're good. This is exciting times for you.
Second book. How did you bloody do it?
I'm not sure.
The first one during the lockdown, the pandemic, this last one, no time at all, and it almost killed me, actually.
It seriously did. It was not a good idea.
The new book is called The Road to Shadow Creek.
Can you tell us a bit about what this one's about?
No, I can't.
It's all about leaving Auckland and the TV newsroom behind
and coming down to a dinky little place called Shadow Creek,
population 35, and that's with our five included,
and having a crack at farming sheep and cattle on 30 hectares,
learning how to farm in your 40s,
and all the failures and muck stuff ups
that happened to me and this amazing
rural community that rally around
behind me and my family and
try and help us out. Mate, what's
the biggest difference going from
the high, fast-paced
Auckland in the newsroom going to a
place like Shadow Creek where you're on the land?
Yeah, probably for me
it's, like I just love the animals and community.
Like, when I was in Auckland, I really craved community and connection.
And I think I was just working hard probably up there
that I didn't really have a lot of that.
I probably didn't have time for that.
So here we've just got so much community and connection,
kids playing sport, school, daycares, play centres.
I guess we would have had that in Auckland,
but we've got it in spades here,
and I'm forever going to events and emceeing or whatever it is,
you know, helping our community that helps me,
and that's the thing that I love the most.
I might go to a cafe and spend 60 minutes
talking to three different people in my walk.
Yeah, right.
Hey, who are they? Who are they?
And I'm like, I don't know.
I've never met them before.
I don't know.
The coffee's cold now, but it was worth it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
I think you did something that a lot of people either did or fantasized about doing in sort
of the wake of the COVID chaos, which was to leave the rat race.
And I mean, I don't want to say it because I don't know.
I haven't done it, but it's sort of lusting after a simpler,
slower-paced life.
Is that fair?
100%.
Yeah, absolutely.
And, you know, we wanted isolation or a little bit more isolation,
but we didn't expect to be quite so isolated because of the pandemic.
But, you know, it's not always easy because life's imperfect, right?
And so my life is still pretty hectic.
There's not a lot of work for a guy like me at Shadow Creek,
population 35 in the middle of the city.
So I've got to fly all around the country.
In fact, I'm getting on a plane, two planes flying to Hamilton.
So that comes with its challenges.
I'm running a farm here, a little farm, but I'm away half the time.
So nothing's easy in life.
Nothing good is easy.
You're such a top bloke that's so genuine and so open and honest.
You've been very open about your mental health struggles over the years.
And I want to know how is the mental health going now that you are in this slower-paced life?
And what's the dream for the next book?
Yeah, look, I'm great today.
But I haven't always been.
Like, probably about six months ago, things caught up with me
a little bit. I was directing and producing a TV show. I was writing this book
and I was getting screwed for time on that. I was putting the new lawn
and I was lambing and I was doing all these talks around New Zealand and there were kids sports
and it was just frenetic and, you know, I was off my meds and
I got a little bit cocked and a little bit over it,
and I stopped enjoying my sheep, you know,
because that's almost a sexual thing, but not quite.
Jesus.
And I just wasn't really finding much joy again,
and I didn't want to get out of bed, so I was like,
holy shit, I need to sort this out.
So, you know, wherever I go, I'm going to be there.
That's my biggest problem.
And the side-us needed to say no a bit more,
back on the pills, running.
You know, like, it's a journey, right?
It's not a destination, all this stuff.
But today and now, I'm just so good
and just constantly just catching myself going,
shit, how good is this?
You know, I just love the life we've created
for our family down here.
And it's imperfect, as I say, but it's so cool.
Love it, mate.
Love the honesty as well.
It's a good message to sort of keep checking in with yourself
and know your limits, I guess.
I love your outlook on life.
And if you want to read a part of that life story,
the new book from Matt Chisholm is called The Road to Shadow Creek.
I know for a fact you can spin a great yarn,
so I know it's going to be a great read.
I'm looking forward to reading your book.
Mate, I don't know. It's a picture
book. Yeah, it's a picture book.
Colouring in.
It's a paint-by-number news.
We want to sell books,
Matt. We want to sell them. That's Matt Chisholm.
Thanks very much, mate. Go well. Thanks, Matt.
Thanks, guys. Great to talk to you. See you, see you, see you.
Bree and Clint. I don't. See you, see you, see you.
I don't know about you, but I have been following along with Australian Mastership.
Oh, yeah.
It's such.
Best Mastership on the planet.
It is a great show.
It goes for a long time.
Very much so.
Don't get me wrong.
Yeah.
But my partner and I, we have enjoyed this season.
We've been watching along.
And you know,
where you just fall in love with certain characters
and what happened on the show this season,
and it's already happened, so, I mean, spoilers.
Well, just so you know, you've seen the end.
We haven't seen the end yet.
No, but this is...
Don't ruin the winner.
This is way back.
Okay.
But spoilers, if you don't want to know,
it was the episode where they were cooking for the best sauce.
Oh, yeah.
And the prize was whoever won the challenge of the best sauce got to have it bottled and put in supermarkets in Australia.
Yeah, cool.
That was the prize.
Anyway, this amazing woman called Samit, who we loved on the show, that was her dream.
She wanted to be the sauce boss anyway she wins the challenge and has
this sauce that she's cooked in this challenge put into certain supermarkets in australia amazing
and my partner and i were like we need to try it like because we're so invested we're like we need
to try it so we called my mom and or i texted her actually and i was like hey this is the deal can
you go pick us up some of these sauces?
Yeah.
Anyway, my mum being the saint that she is, went down to the supermarket,
picked up some sauces so we can try it eventually when we see her.
Anyway, what we weren't expecting was my mum to do a full-blown cooking vlog
of her cooking the recipe that Samit of MasterChef cooked on the show
using this sauce. Amazing. I now have the audio of my mum's very first attempt
at a cooking vlog. Let's tune in from the start. Hi guys, I'm just about to cook the meatballs.
Here they are all ready to go. I think they're a little bit smaller than how she cooked them,
but I prefer my balls smaller.
Whatever way you want to take that, well, it's up to you.
So we're starting off with the pan,
and I'm going to load the pan up because she's starting to sizzle now.
When you're putting them in the pan, just flatten them out a little bit
because they do have to cook.
And you don't have your pan too hot because otherwise you will end up
with nice cooked meatballs on the outside and not on the inside.
And nobody likes a raw ball, do they?
Nobody likes their balls burnt.
No one likes their balls raw.
It's very true.
I mean, the vlog goes on, but I think, like, very good.
I thought fantastic.
Phenomenal.
She was filming on her own as well.
And cooking.
No tripod, no ring light.
No nothing.
Easy to follow.
Yep.
Instructional, informative, and entertaining. Yeah, great light. No nothing. Easy to follow. Yep. Instructional, informative and entertaining.
Yeah, great tips.
Had humour.
I heard the sizzle of the pan, which got my mouth watering.
Had a warmness about her voice.
I thought it was fantastic.
Like when she was guiding the audience.
I think it was fantastic.
Let's give this feedback straight to the horse's mouth.
Hello, Mama Di.
Hi, Mama Di.
Hi, guys.
How are you going?
Or should we say Nigella Lawson?
Am I right?
Oh, I'd love to look like Nigella, that's for sure.
You've got a secret talent, Mama Di.
Yeah, this could be your new career, Mum.
I don't know about that, but, yeah, it was a good recipe, though.
It makes a big difference when it's all
done for you originally.
Yeah, well, I mean, you still had to make the meatballs
and do all that kind
of part. We're thinking of setting you up like a
YouTube channel and we could call it Guess Who's
Coming to Die In Her.
I love that clip.
Come die in there with me.
Come die with me.
Yeah.
Come die with me with Mama Di.
It's going to be a hit.
Yeah.
I have to say, though, the meatballs were fabulous, her recipe,
but I still think my meatballs are better.
Here we go.
Now we get the review at the end.
Because this wasn't your recipe that you were following, was it?
No, it was one that she had on the jar.
And mind you, I had to drive an hour to pick up the jars of sauce.
Not many people know this,
but I know that you and Bree once auditioned for My Kitchen Rules together.
We did too.
So what do you reckon about dusting off your audition tape
and getting in for the next round of MasterChef?
Absolutely.
Come on, Brianna, we can do this.
Oh, Mum, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Look, I think you've got a real bright future in this industry, Mum.
And what we didn't play that will need a bit of polish
is where she tries one of the meatballs't play that will need a bit of polish is where she talks,
she tries one of the meatballs and said that they're a bit dry and she doesn't like dry
balls. Is that right, Mum?
Well, you have to be honest.
She said that with a mouthful of balls.
She did, she did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, Mum.
Just make sure they're smaller, they're easier to handle.
You get the, oh, jeez. You get the seal of approval from Clint and I.
We're going to set you up with your own camera
and we're going to make some money off you on YouTube.
Jeez, it's about time.
No, you won't make money.
Clint and I will make the money.
We'll make the money.
We're going to do the work.
You just do some cooking and film it for us.
Of course.
The sauce is fabulous, I have to say.
Go out and buy it.
We can't.
We can't, mum.
We need you to mule it over to the country for us.
Can you?
I am.
I'm coming in a few weeks.
I'm bringing a few jars.
Come on, Clint.
Put a few more up your bum and bring it over.
I've got a challenge.
No, I've got a...
Oh, Brianna.
I can sauce up your bums a pretty big challenge, to be honest with you.
It's a challenge.
I've seen the jar.
I've got a challenge when I come.
I'm going to do my balls and her balls,
and then Clint's going to do a taste test.
Well, if there's one thing Clint knows,
if there's one thing Clint knows, it's good balls.
It's good balls.
Yep.
So bring them on over, Mum.
Mine don't work anymore,
so it'll be good to have some good balls again.
Thanks, Mum and Dad. Speaking of dry balls. over, Mum. Mine don't work anymore, so I'll be good to have some good balls again. Thanks, Mum and Dad.
Speaking of dry balls.
Thanks, Mum.
Love you.
Love you.
Bree and Clint.
We just ate our first raw potato.
That's an achievement, right?
That's a milestone.
That's a new thing the Bree and Clint show hasn't done in six years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tick it off.
I feel real proud.
Someone texted in and said,
I used to harvest potatoes and a friend ate one raw.
She ended up with the shits.
That's all right.
That's me most of the time anyway.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday bang.
All righty.
Let's get the birthday bangers on the air.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
We'll figure it out. then we'll play one.
Lauren's going to go first.
Kia ora, Lauren.
Hello, Loz.
Hi, I am a long-time listener, first-time caller.
Oh, yeah, you are.
Go, Lauren.
Go, Lauren.
Go, Lauren.
Go, Lauren.
All right.
Oh, my God.
You've been on this planet for 36 years,
and it's your first time calling the Brian Clint Show.
Where have you been?
I'm actually 38, but thank you.
Oh, okay.
To us, Lauren, you'll always be 30.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, babe.
She's like, couldn't you make me 27?
30's a good year.
30 is a good year.
Hey, Lauren, tell us your exact birthday birthday and we'll do your birthday banger.
It's the 22nd of May, 1986.
All right.
That means you're 16 in the year 2002.
And on your 16th, this was number one.
Oh, Lauren, why have you taken so long to call through with a ripper like that?
I know.
And, you know, me and my son try most days,
so I'm pretty stoked with that.
Oh, awesome.
It's a ripper.
It never comes up.
It's such a good song.
I think it's a one-hit wonder from a group called Liberty X
called Just a Little.
I could be wrong,
but I think they were the runners-up
on British pop stars.
Really?
Yeah.
God, this is a banger.
Lauren, you've got a great one.
That's a birthday banger.
That's a birthday banger for sure.
Lauren said it exactly right.
And she's first.
It's her first time doing this.
I know.
Rach.
Hi, Rach.
Hey, Rach.
Hi.
Hi, Rach.
How are you, mate?
What have you been up to today? I'm just on my way home from work with my two-year, Rach. Hi. Hi, Rach. How are you, mate? What have you been up to today?
I'm just on my way home from work with my two-year-old.
We can hear.
Sounds like chaos, Rach.
I know.
He's really wanting my five.
Okay, well, let's get you done nice and quick.
What's your date of birth, Rach?
Second of October, 1991.
All right, Rach.
You were 16 in 2007.
And here's your birthday banger.
See Breezy, Kiss Kiss, and T-Pain.
What a tune.
Yeah, T-Pain.
Are you into it, Rach?
Oh, into it.
That triggers some memories from the outback.
From the outback in Hamilton.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
I hear you.
That song was huge.
You're two-year-olds into it as well.
Okay, wait there, wait there, wait there.
The two-year-old's more into the other version.
What's that?
Tit-tit.
Tit-tit, of course.
Tit-tit.
He likes that bit where it goes nappy, nappy.
Tit-tit. Brayden's going to go last. Hi, Bray want some tit, tit, tit. He likes that bit where he goes, nappy, nappy. Tit, tit.
Brayden's going to go last.
Hi, Brayden.
Hi, Brayden.
Hey, how you doing?
Good, mate.
Tough competition in Birthday Banger today, but I believe in you.
You're going to get a good one as well.
Hopefully.
What are you hoping for, Brayden?
I've got no idea.
Well, that's our job.
Brayden's like, you do your part and I'll do my part.
Okay, what is your date of birth?
7th of January, 1994.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2010.
And on the 7th of Jan, 2010, this was at the top.
Stan Walker's first hit.
After he won Australian Idol.
That's right.
Big hit for Stan Walker.
I reckon it's a top five Stan Walker track too.
It's so good.
For sure.
It's very good.
Do you like it, Brayden?
I probably don't listen to it too much at the moment,
but at the time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Fun fact.
Black boxes.
Not actually black. On planes. Yeah, they're orange. Yeah,. Black boxes. Not actually black.
On planes.
Yeah, they're orange.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
I'm voting for Liberty X.
I'm going with my girl, Lauren.
Liberty X, you've won, mate.
Woo!
That's right.
That's right.
Liberty X won.
Let's go, baby.
Call back any time, okay?
I will.
Here we go.
From the year 2002, here's Lauren's birthday banger on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
That is one from the vault.
What a great birthday banger for Lauren.
And it's from the year 2002 from Liberty
X called Just a Little. I have
a flashback of me
and I would have been
quite young and I had this
boob tube that I
remember that song when it was big
and I've whacked on this boob tube
that had cherries on it.
Oh yeah. That sounds of
the era. Yeah.
And I remember my parents, no one was at home,
which is quite rare in our house.
I remember putting on this dance party in my mum and dad's en suite.
Oh, yeah.
Because it had like quite a long corridor.
Yeah.
And my mum and dad came home and I was caught in the
act of performing this
song. Is that when they decided
to send you to boarding school? Yeah, it wasn't long after
that actually.
They're like, this girl is trying too many
things to find herself. She needs to go.
Ripper. Great birthday banger. We do it
every day at 5.30. Could have easily been this
Chris Brown song as well.
Yeah, this is a banger too.
Look, we all love to hike, don't we? We love hiking, we love camping, every day at 5.30. Could have easily been this Chris Brown song as well. Yeah, this is a banger too. Bree and Clint.
Look, we all love to hike, don't we?
We love hiking, we love camping.
Do we?
But the only reason we don't do it, Clint,
the only reason you and I don't do it
is because it's quite hard to take alcoholic beverages.
Oh yeah, that's why we don't do it, yeah.
Yeah, on the hikes or camping.
That's the only reason.
Our friend Fletch from ZM
is quite the avid hiker
and I know that they will,
he will take like several
bottles of wine. Does he? Yeah.
To the hut. When he lugs them up
the mountain. I believe so. Or a bottle of
whiskey or something like that. I believe they take wine with
them. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like you need to be, yeah,
because, I mean, it's good if you... It'd be
lighter coming back, you know. You'd hope so. You'd hope you'd hope so you'd hope so well there's two kiwi lads uh that have
started a mission to revolutionize new zealand's alcohol industry by making liquid free cocktails
liquid free cocktails and when i say liquid free um these two locals from Queenstown, their names are Brayden and Connor.
They are on a campaign to make powdered alcohol.
Wow.
Like a sachet alcohol.
Yeah.
Like Raro, but alcohol.
Yeah, I think so.
What a clever idea.
Interesting thought, eh?
They're calling it the Unnamed Alcohol Project.
And you can follow them on TikTok.
Here's a bit of audio from the two lads.
We're about to change the world.
This is the Unnamed Alcohol Project.
I mean, how good would it be if you've just finished a mean hike with your mates
and you've got a cocktail in your hand?
Plus, you haven't broken your back carrying all the stuff you need to make it.
And that's where we come in
With powdered alcohol
And we're going to bring you with us
Except we've got no money
No supplies
No idea how to do it
But we'll make it happen
I'm Brayden, this is Connor
Join us on our journey to making a world
I'd love to try it
I'd love to have a big night on the powder
I think that was, yeah, a big night on the powder.
That was about two months ago.
And apparently, if you've been following along,
they reckon they may have got a recipe together.
Okay.
So it uses a very high percentage of alcohol and tapioca maltodextrin.
Sure.
And they're still in the process of obviously working out exactly how to do it, but they have a prototype.
Are you confident enough to try it?
Like if they sent us some today, would you try it now at the early stages?
No, I think I'm okay to wait.
I reckon I'd give it a go.
You reckon?
I reckon I'd give it a go.
I love the idea that it's for hiking.
It's definitely for, like, getting into places where you can't take alcohol.
I mean, yeah.
Like, you're going into a festival and you're like, these are my electrolytes.
Or you just strap it to your body.
And then you just put it in a bottle of water that you get from the festival.
Like, coccana.
You strap it to your body and then imagine the police.
They take you down and you're like, oh, it's powdered alcohol.
Yeah, sure it is, buddy.
Yeah, sure, you're coming with us.
Yeah, nose beers.
No, no, no, no, it's just beer powder.
Just beer.
Yeah, we know what you guys call it.
Yeah, we know you call it nose beers.
They could change the world if they can get it right.
Can you imagine?
Yeah, keen to give it a go.
That's the end of Da Show.
Woohoo! Tomorrow's our last
show for a bit. We're taking a holiday
and we're going to start a day early.
Because why not?
No, we're very excited
to have a break
and yeah, it starts
after tomorrow. One day to go.
If you're looking for a great new TV show to watch,
we've just started watching The Jetty on Neon.
I know there's a lot of Olympics to watch at the moment,
but if you need a break from Olympics,
The Jetty on Neon is very good.
Annoyingly, it's released weekly.
Yeah.
But it's very good.
It's like Broadchurch.
And if you don't want a break from Olympics,
you should watch the doco about Simone Biles on Netflix.
Yeah, what are the big Olympics on tonight?
I think we've got some big rowing on tonight.
I think there might be some swimming, some swimming finals on, some rowing.
Oh, yeah, Lewis Claiborne was getting ready to go again.
Yeah, because there was heat this morning, which means usually there's some finals at night.
Yeah, right.
Screw my TV suggestion.
It's only a couple of weeks of Olympics.
Just lap it up. Oh, no, but my TV suggestion. It's only a couple of weeks of Olympics. Just lap it up.
Oh no, but everyone needs a break.
Everyone needs a break. Have an
excellent evening and we'll catch you back tomorrow
on the Brian Clint Show. Bye bye.
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