ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st March 2021

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

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G'day everyone, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. It's been quite an eventful day. Kim Crossman has made it through her third day in radio. And last. I mean, sorry, and second to last. Second to last. Hopefully not forever. Hopefully I'm good enough that maybe I'll get to come back.

Hey, you never know. Clint could have six more babies. Yeah, a whole litter of children. A whole litter. Speaking of Clint, we tried to call him yesterday on the podcast. Should we try again? I've text him as well. Okay, let's see.

I've text him, he hasn't responded. Because there's something very exciting we're about to do and I feel like he will want to be here for this. We'll see. Hmm. Everyone, fingers crossed. I feel like I'm making a call at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Yeah. And I know not to call Clint now. Yeah, I have a few of those.

Because he won't answer. I'll text him so if he gets to us by the end of the intro. Well, we can't wait because or else, you know, we've got to get to it. Before we started the show today, I walked into the studio and there was a box. A package had my name on it. And I was like, what is that? And it says on it, urgent, keep cool, contains perishables. Be cool about it.

And then Anastasia walks in. She goes, oh. She goes, is my parent sending you things? Oh, yeah, I'm with you now. And I all of a sudden got very excited because Anastasia's parents love them to death. They own a butchery that do all different kinds of things. Her best brownies in Christchurch. Never sends me packages.

But just For the record Well your mum did say And your dad They promised me a salami I don't know if this is salami A salami wouldn't fit into that box It's not like a head or something If you're listening

It's like a cake sized box What type of salamis are you eating? What? That wasn't rude Come on That wasn't rude. Come on. That wasn't rude. You need to know when you're ready for a drum roll. Okay.

Here we go. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, they really... Go from the other side. The other side? The front. What's the little wine box on?

On the front. I think that means fragile. Oh. Whoa. If it's fragile, don't shake it. This one? This one? Anastasia knows what it is.

Oh, yeah. You need to go in there. Oh, right. Well, you could have told me that when you saw me struggling. It's kind of funny, though. Here we go. You let me know when you need a drum roll. All right, drum roll.

I haven't opened it yet. Okay. Oh, it's a card. There's a tea towel. A very good... Merch. Is it merch? What is it? It's not salami. There's a tea towel. A very good... Is it merch? What is it?

It's not salami. It's cold, though. Oh, my God. It's a little cute Easter cake. Oh, my gosh. With some jam or jelly. So there's apricot and vanilla jam. Yum.

My mum makes that. That's from your parents' store. Is this from their store, too? I'm so sorry that there's no salami. A chocolate bunny. Lots of chocolates. Oh, look at these cute little ones. Oh, this is so annoying. How generous are your parents?

What are these? What are they? Are they hats? Are these for my... Are they children's hats? Are they for eggs? Are they for eggs? They look like little hats for eggs? Are they for eggs? Probably. I don't know.

They look like little hats for eggs. Hats for eggs. I don't know. Rita, hats for eggs. There's cute little socks. Look at it. Gosh. Oh.

It's a microphone. I love it. I'm going to put this one on here. Kim, here's the chicken. I'll take that. Have a look at it. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

What's this? Pajamas. Rabbit pajamas? What? Oh, my. Oh, wait. What's this? Pajamas. Rabbit pajamas? What? Oh, my God. It's a nightie. I love it. That's so ugly.

No, I love it. That's hot. Anastasia's like, nah, because I never got one. It's even better because it's a long-sleeved nightie. Is it actually no-collar? I'm obsessed. What a phenomenal care package. I actually am overwhelmed. Oh, my God. These a phenomenal care package. I actually am overwhelmed.

Oh, my God, these socks are so fluffy. I think this is my favourite. I want you to wear that tomorrow. Should I wear it for the show tomorrow? I mean, it is the day before Easter. I'll dress up for Easter. Okay, you dress up. I know what you're dressing up for.

What are you doing? She's got an Easter bunny costume. I've got many a costume. Oh, my God. What? How come I'm so lucky? And why did I didn't get the job? Your parents are so sweet.

I'll share it around with the group. There's no salami, but I'm going to crash it soon, so I'll get a salami. Look for cash. There's a note. Happy Easter. Should I read the note? No. Dear Bree, wishing you a. Happy Easter. Should I read the note? No.

Dear Bree, wishing you a very happy Easter. Here is a little something to help you enjoy over the weekend. It was lovely to meet you a couple of months ago, and I know you miss your family this time of year. Shut up, Ben. I wanted to say a big thank you for the – oh, I better not. They're talking about – Oh, yeah.

The vapes you gave them. Oh, that's so lovely. That's quite personal. But I won't read out the rest of it. It's quite personal between Anastasia and I. Yeah. Well, there's no salami. so i'm going home in a couple weeks so maybe i'll bring salami back then oh my god yes that would just hit that's so cute

honestly i want to try your mom's jam that she made yeah yeah we can all have should we have should i leave it here and we can have jam i'll bring some cheese or something oh cheese what cheese is good cheese and jam yeah it's like quince paste on cheese. Yes, please. Well, I'm very overwhelmed. It's very disappointing for those wanting salami. Hey, I know the salami will come, but this is adorable. Like, oh, my God.

Is that a meat voucher? No, it's a little. Ben, you'll get meat next time. It's a little business card from you'll get meat next time. It's a little business card from Anastasia's parents' place. How do you pronounce it? Tritur. Tritur.

Yeah. Tritur, European butchery. Yes. Oh, it sounds so fancy. Doesn't it? It is fancy. All right, well, there was no salami there. How do you say your dad's name? No, no, so that's why it would have been refrigerated.

Martin? The reason that I've realised now is that that didn't come in a chill box and that's why it was never going to be salami. Right, right. So if we ever get an... How do you... I always get your dad's name wrong. Martin?

It's Martin, but his real name's Marianas Antonius Maria. Martin works. Marianas Antonius? Yeah, and Marianas is speltus Antonius Maria. Martin works. Marianus Antonius. Yeah, and Marianus is spelt M-A-R-I-A-N-U-S. And then your mum's name? Anthea. That's a lot easier. Yeah.

I love you guys. You're so lovely to me. This podcast is taking a weird turn. No. It's a perfect turn. Yeah, sometimes it's nice to be Real and honest Are you saying dolphins? Are you saying dolphins?

You want out? Dolphins die That means a lot to me Because this time of year Especially after not seeing my family for a year and a half Hopefully they'll come soon Hopefully Because otherwise we're going to get to Christmas

And there's going to be a much bigger parcel coming your way Hopefully it's six salamis And a Christmas nightie Now I'm so wearing that nightie all weekend. I'm not taking it off ever. So maybe to wash it. Yeah. Probably not.

Oh, that was good. All right, guys. Well, that was all about me. And it should be. I didn't know. I thought it was going to be salamis. I like the little egg hats. So cute. Is that what they are? Do we know what that is? your parents are they hats for my dog so this goes live in like 45 minutes

of podcast can we put a photo of that in our podcast room but what is what is this i reckon it's an egg but why would you keep an egg in there though big not for too big. Not for the whole egg. How big's the egg? And then, egg. Are you saying real egg or chocolate egg? Real egg. But it's Easter. How big are the eggs you're eating? Maybe they could be hand puppets. No. No. Booby tassels. Oh yeah.

Areola covers. Okay. Just keep in mind, Anastasia's parents are going to listen to this. Keep it clean. We are very PG. Martin and Anthea, we love you very much. And cue dolphin.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Oh, g'day, New Zealand, you cheeky wee thing.

Welcome to your Wednesday. Clint's still away on dad duties, but Kim Crossman's still here. I don't know why she's stuck around. I love it. We've made you do all sorts of things in the couple of days you've been on radio. Yes, but I am a sucker for punishment. Hence why you're back. You know how you know that you're really unfit?

Is if you do one dance and you're out of breath. Yeah, we're both a bit puffy and a bit hoarse. We were yelling, dancing. Oh, leave two ladies in the studio and it just fills the air with estrogen. You know, stuff gets wild. It's pungent and it's exciting. A lot of good stuff on the show coming up today. Of course, Google Down is back for a Wednesday. Producer Anastasia, very excited to see if she can keep her winning reign going.

We'll see, though. If you want to beat her, we're doing that just before 5 o'clock. KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. But what are we going to do right now, Kim Crossman? We're going to play a little game of tradie v. lady. Oh, she's good. So if you want to play, give us a call, 0800-DOLL-ZM. At the moment, the ladies are winning 27 to 21.

So 50 bucks on the line. 50 chicken finger- licking good bucks. No, not even chicken dollars. Just 50 straight dollars. Oh, is it actually just money? Yeah, just money. We just give away money for that. Where's the chicken money?

Not till later. That's later on. Well, here's the thing. You could buy chicken with that money. You can do whatever you want with it. We're not going to tell you. But you've got to win it first. Call now.

0800 dial ZM. But right now, anyone, Justin Bieber on ZM with Bree and Clint. Dance with me under the diamonds. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, here's how it works. We kick off the show every day with $50 on the line.

A trivia quiz. All you need to do is beat out your opponent. It's the tradies versus the ladies. And for the tradies today, he's 23 from Dunedin, and he's got slippers for feet. Welcome, Cameron. Yo. G'day, Cam.

How big are your feet? What size are we talking? Oh, they're not actually that big. Size 12. 12, pretty decent. I just couldn't think of anything on the spot. Oh, well, you've got a lovely accent, do I hear?

I actually don't. Like, I'm from New Zealand, but, I mean, I've heard it before. Really? Do you hear that, Kimberley Crossman? You sound hot. He sounds like a hot Irishman or something. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, well-travelled. Well-travelled.

Well, there you go, Cam. A few compliments to go into your Wednesday. You're taking on For The Lady. She's 22. She's from the Tron. And she can touch her heel to her belly button. Welcome, Olivia. Hi.

Olivia, is that your party trick? Because we both tried it. I've got a shoe on, but I reckon I can do it. Honestly, is that your party trick? Because we both tried it. I've got a shoe on, but I reckon I can do it. Honestly, I don't even know. I'm going to assume so. But you know when you used to do like running at school and stuff and you'd have to stretch and touch your heel to your back? I kind of just kept going and it ended up at my belly button.

And yeah, that's my... Oh, around that way. We're doing this like crab thing. But you're going from... You obviously don't have a kneecap. That is impressive. I am impressed. Okay, now I'm impressed, Olivia.

But can you impress everyone? Can you take it out this afternoon? Here we go. This is how it works. Your buzzer, Olivia, is lady. Cameron, yours is tradie. Yell it out when you think you know the answer. First to three right takes home the 50 bucks.

Question number one. Who is Taylor Swift's We Are Never Getting Back Together rumoured to be about? Is it A, Harry Styles, B, Jack Gyllenhaal, or C, John Mayer? Trady. Yes, Cameron, you're in first. Harry Styles. Good guess, but no, there's a lot of other songs about Harry Styles.

Olivia, do you want to guess? Yeah, is it B? Jake Gyllenhaal. Correct. Awesome. All right, question number two. Right, one to the ladies. One to the ladies.

Question number two. How many members were in the Spice Girls? Three ladies. Yes, Cam. You're in again. Four. So close, Cam. You're so close.

I like the passion. Olivia, do you want to guess? Oh, no. Five. Five is correct. All right, Cam. Two to the ladies. That means, Cam, you need this one, okay?

Come back strong. Come on, come back strong. Question number three, Kim. Question number three. Who has the hit singles Perfect and Shape of You? Lady. Lady. Oh, no, Olivia, for the win.

It's Sharon. She's done it. Nice work, Cam. Nice work. Cam, so enthusiastic. Call back tomorrow. I feel like you can do it. We believe in you, Cam. Sorry, Cam.

Olivia, though, 50 bucks coming your way. Nice work, mate. Yay, thank you. No worries. She absolutely killed it. Very. She. Bree and Clint. This is quite interesting, this story that I've found.

It's a local news story about what people, when they go on Airbnb, what people are putting in for their searches. So what do people want for a holiday stay? And it gives you the top two from last year. So obviously we were in lockdown last year was really bizarre and the top two things that people wanted if they were going away were wi-fi and equipped kitchens were the two things that people the biggest priority if they were booking a place to stay okay but what would you say is your top thing like in your top two when you're going away for a stay? This is so funny. I love a spot with an outdoor bath or shower. Me too.

Do you? Yeah, absolutely. Should we? Should we walk outside? Okay, yeah, so that's probably something that I would do. Proximity to a bar or other house. I feel like I am going to get stolen

or I need to be in like screamable distance to someone. Oh, this just got real Liam Neeson. Well, no, but like, you know, I like the whole off the grid thing, but off the grid in a nice neighbourhood, off the grid. On a nice farm, not a scary farm. Not a scary farm. Well, these are the top searched accommodation features that Kiwis are searching for in 2021.

And I'll just point it out before we get to number one and two. Number one and two are my top searches. The number one and two are the things that I'm searching for. But number 10 is heating. One of the top things people are wanting for a holiday stay. Number nine, satellite TV. Sure. Interesting. Number nine, satellite TV. Sure. Interesting.

Number eight, air conditioning. Opposite of heating, depending on what time you're booking, I guess. Yeah. Number seven, a washer. Really? I just take enough clothes that I don't have to do washing on holiday because I feel like that's a no-no. Number six, a pool.

That makes sense. Number six, a pool. That makes sense. Number five, free parking. That's a big one. Yeah, that is. Yeah, you want free parking when you're on holiday. It's an afterthought, so that's a lot of people are well-versed. Yeah, obviously. Number four, fully equipped kitchen facilities.

So that one's back up the top. Number three, Wi-Fi. Number two, though, these are the ones we really want to know because maybe this will give you an idea of what you want to book the next time you book an Airbnb. Number two, the top two things people want for accommodation,

a jacuzzi. Yuck. Why yuck? Other people's warm old water. Yeah, it's like a human soup, isn't it? Some Airbnbs drain them, though, every time. No, they don't. Yeah, well, they tell's warm old water. Yeah, it's like a human soup, isn't it? Some Airbnbs drain them, though, every time. No, they don't. Yeah, well, they tell you they don't.

And number one, the top search accommodation features, pets. And can I say, a lot of Airbnbs accommodate pets these days. Yeah, pets allowed. That's good. No, I was just thinking that the place has pets there. Oh, they have pets. Oh, that's nice. So you don't have to bring your own.

You don't BYO your pets. Yeah, and then you palm them off. Nice. And I'm glad you're here because woman to woman, I'd like to ask you a personal question. Great. And that's why you signed up for radio, isn't it? To be asked personal in-depth questions on the radio.

100%. As an oversharer, I'm actually very comfortable in this. It's the drive home after this that I'm like, what have I done? What have I said? Well, you can listen to it sometimes if you want to on the podcast. How often do you change your underwear? Let me clarify. How often do you throw out pairs of underwear and then buy new ones

only if there's a mistake or something i don't know no when you want to renew your underwear like oh you've looked at a pair of underwear and you you've thought okay that was a good innings but it's time to move on, get some new ones. Wow. Okay. Probably rarely. I mean, I've been the same size and weight since I was like 15.

All right, well, don't rub it in. Did you just come here to rub that in? I didn't. What I mean by that is I definitely have some pairs of undies that have been with me for a long time. Some old faithfuls wait okay you said 15 you're gonna do the math have you had underwear that you still wear for 15 years yeah it's a couple of old faithfuls yeah oh kim what i'm sorry even i don't have those well i'm grosser there There you go. Well done.

I'm sure there'd be people listening who go, yeah, that's about right. Just a couple that I'm like, oh, it's a hug because it's nice, they're comfortable. A bacteria-filled hug. Clean. I'm not that gross. Well, this is going to absolutely blow your mind because a TikTok video has come out where a woman has said that you should be throwing out your underwear and buying new ones every six to nine months.

Is she rolling in money? I know. Have you bought underwear recently? They cost a bomb. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, I'm well overdue.

Well, to be honest, I don't know what underwear is which or how old they are because I literally have 40 pairs of underwear. They're all exactly the same. I don't say. What are they? Full bum? Full coverage? Full bum? I don't know. Are they like

yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I just go the standard full brief full brief option. Bonds, black, of course because you can't go wrong with black underwear. Really? I recently graduated to the nude colour. Oh, you're into the nude. Yeah, it's a new thing for me.

How is the nude underwear going? Because, I mean, we've all seen the scene from Bridget Jones' Diary. Yeah, I'm a fan. It wasn't my usual go-to, but I thought it looked like a dirty white. Sometimes you just blend in. People are like, is she wearing underwear? Isn't she? But I recently graduated to more of a high-waist brief,

and you can't go backwards, though. The bigger the underwear, you can't go backwards from that. I love that saying that's one of my favorite you know that is the old classic saying uh whatever you get once you buy the big underwears you can't go back from the big underwears well a little bit of good news for you who's had underwears for 15 years um This expert has said this. I'll claim so. Women need to buy new underwear every six to nine months. And when people tell you that you need to do really special things

with your underwear, that's just an extension of purity culture. It's not true at all. You should wash your underwear like you wash other things that touch your body, but they don't magically become, you know, an issue at six to nine months. Well, there you go. Oh, so I'm fine then. But what was the purpose of this segment?

Just to scare you, you know? That's it. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, tell us about the famous couple we can now hire to come to our events. They are extremely famous. You go to the website called 45office.com.

You will be very pleased to know you can hire Donald and Valania Trump. Let me read the list. She could be booked for birthdays, retirement parties, weddings, wedding anniversaries, graduations, Girl Scout Gold Awards, creepy, and Eagle Scout Award celebrations. And also, this is a clincher, the welcoming of a newborn. I don't know if the first thing you need to see as a newborn into the world is Melania and Donald Trump.

There you go. Look, it's not going to be cheap or anything like that. I imagine it's going to be a hefty price. But there you go. You got the cash. You can have these two set up at your party. What a setup. Like, if you had a lot of money and you wanted to stitch up your mates and they had a baby and they're like fierce liberals. Imagine Trump and Melania rocking up.

Imagine how much money you'd have to have just for that gag. But if I did have it, I would do it. I like to think some rich people have a sense of humour. Yeah. You could hire them like if you were opening like a new wall in your city or something. Oh my goodness. Too far. Too goodness. Too far. Too soon.

Too soon. Funny, though. There you go. Next, they'll be on that app, Cameo, where they can send your best friend's girlfriend a birthday message. Hey, by the way, Cameo just today became a billion-dollar company. My friend works for Cameo, and they just did a new deal. They are now worth a billion dollars.

If you've never seen it, guys, go on and check out Cameo. You can get any of your favourite celebrities. You'll be surprised who's on there. Everyone is on there. Do your video message. Dean, are you on there? Can we get a message from you, topless? So this happened.

He actually said, do you want to be on there? I was like, I can honestly swear to God, other than my mum, maybe my cousins and my nieces, absolutely nobody would want a Cameo. You can see me on my Instagram shirtless, so you can get that for free. Hold on. Why would you want a video of me? At Mr. Dean McCarthy. I'm just reminding myself.

And, yep, still good. Still good. All the abs. There you go. Thank you, Dean. Donald Trump and Melania Trump available for parties, bookings at some weird website. Brianne Clint.

All right, Kimberly Crossman, it's your third day in radio and so far I've been putting you to the test in terms of your acting skills to see if I want to take you on board as a client of mine. Do I want to represent you in the landscape that is acting? None of my previous credits will do. It will require a live test. As they say, the past is in the past. And I've got a good one for you this afternoon.

Because if you've ever listened to our show, you know that my mum is, she's pretty sharp, the old mumma die. She's getting a bit too suspicious these days and it's harder to prank her. So I thought you could use your acting prowess this afternoon and you could call her. And here's the story. You're going to be from the local veterinary clinic in Stanthorpe, where we're from, and you're going to call her and say

that there's a few outstanding bills that date back to 2006, 2009. Some of our old pets's names were Lolly. That was our cat. Bella, who would have still been alive back in 2006, 2009. And you need to tell her that the bills come to about $1,200. And she needs to pay these outstanding bills. Your poor, poor mother. But yeah, I'll do it.

Right. So your name is Sarah. Great. You work at the veterinary clinic. You're new there. You're chasing her up about these outstanding bills. Let's put in the call right now. Can you pull it off? Kim Crossman acting challenge number two. Let's go. Hello. I've just got two more calls to make. Oh sorry hi is that Diane? Yes it is. Hi Diane this is Sarah from Southern Downs Veterinarian Service. Is it now a

good time to call? Yes. Yeah. No worries. I just had something. Look, I'm new. Obviously, our previous accounts lady at the vet has, she dropped the ball a little bit. And I just wanted to discuss with you, there are a couple of outstanding bills for Bella and Lolly dating back to 2009. Yeah, my job is just to come in and just to clear some of that up. So there's an outstanding bill for $1,200 and that's for, I can send you if you send me your email. It's no rush on the payment. Obviously, this is our mistake here because it's Bella and Lolly, right?

Really? Yeah, back in the day. Yeah, sure. You know what it was for? I do. There was a couple, there was a teeth cleaning, I believe, and then there must have been some kind of small operation, something with a leg.

Yeah, I mean, it's so long ago. I mean, I'm more than happy if you send me the account and I'll have a look at it. Yeah, we can come in. We're still at 97 High Street or I can take a payment over the phone. Oh, okay. I hope it's more on Lolly than on Bella because if she was

owned by my son, I might be able to wrangle it out of him. Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, I'm sorry to make these calls. It's not my favourite part of the job either. Holy smokes. Look, I'm more than happy to have a look at it and have a yarn tea about it and we'll see, yeah, what's going on.

It's very unusual. Yeah, I've got one of the vets here who actually wanted to talk to you if that was all right just because obviously we want to take accountability on our part as well. No worries. I'll just get it. Okay, thank you. Yeah, g'day Diane.

Oh, Brianna. Oh. Hi, g'day, Diane. Oh, Brianna. Oh. Hi, Mum. This was my acting challenge for the day. Did I do good? How did her acting go, Mum? I tell you what, it's very unusual for me to miss Bill. No, we were serious about that.

Kim and I will need that $1,200 ASAP. I know what I'm going to do with that $1,200. I'm going to go out and buy myself something now. You should. All right, well, there you go. Kim Crossman has passed my second acting challenge. That's a big tick on number two for me. Oh, look.

I'll send you the bank account that that $1,200 needs to go into. Thanks, Mum. Love you, guys. Love you, Mum. Bye. Bye. Oh, that was a really – I'm going to go into. Thanks, Mum. Love you, guys. Love you. Bye. Bye. Oh, that was a really... I'm going to go and have a drink.

It's, um... Oh, can you guys smell? No. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's right, it smells like Google downtime because it is. This is the game where we find out who is the fastest Googler in the West.

And by West, I mean here in the studio. You call through on 0800-DIALS-NM to go head-to-head with the producers and Kimberly Crossman this week. That person that's called through is Alex. Hello, Alex. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you on the Google?

We'll see, we'll see. Okay, that's good. I like keep your cards close to your chest. Now, Alex, to keep it fair, what will you be Googling on this afternoon? My mobile device. Okay, perfect. That means in the studio here, everyone have their mobiles at the ready. Here's the rules of the game.

I'm going to read out a question. You will need to Google. As soon as you have an answer, you just scream it out. No need to buzz in. First person to scream out the most common answer that comes up on Google will get a point. First to three points will win. Everyone ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. Set. Here comes question number one. I wrote that. How long should you cook pasta for? How long should you cook? Seven minutes? About ten minutes.

Eight to 12. Eight to 12 minutes. Alex, in just before Kimberly Crossman 8 to 12 minutes is the most common answer on Google for that question but I appreciate the enthusiasm in there first Anastasia

alright one to Alex nice work question number two how long do giraffes live for I don't know how to spell giraffe bends out 26 years Anastasia's got one do giraffes live for? I don't know how to spell giraffe. Bends out. 26 years. And Astasia's got one. And Astasia has got one.

Back in the game. 26 years is the most common thing. I'm just checking. I haven't been given the privilege of the Wi-Fi access as well. Oh, no, no. That's a good tactic. Is that? Yeah.

I've only got one bar. That's a good tactic. Is that? Yeah. I've only got one bar. That's what we tell all our guests. All right, here comes question number three. What is the fourth closest planet to Earth? Mars. Alex, was that a guess? Yes. And you've guessed right.

You've got a point. Nice work. You can come in with a guess, but if you do guess wrong, you are out of that question. All right, Alex, two points for you, one for Anastasia. Alex could take it all here. Here comes question number five. How old is Meryl Streep?

71. 71. Oh, Anastasia's pulled one. How many did you say? Alex, you just missed it. Dexterous mix. Is it too old now? That means Kim and Producer Ben are out.

It is between Anastasia and Alex. Let's go, Alex. All right, guys. Let's go. Here we go. I love when it gets to this point. This is for the win. How many years ago did dinosaurs roam the earth?

Heaps. How many years? I spelled it all wrong. 66 million years. 245 million years ago. Wait. Two answers. One is correct.

It's Anastasia! Oh, God! Oh, no! 66 million years ago. Alex, so close. So close. No cigar. Oh, I read it wrong, yeah.

Is Google down for another week? Producer Anastasia getting more and more obnoxiously gracious. He was a good competitor. He was very good. We can still give. Alex, you can still have the KFC chicken dollars. You were bloody good today. You're a good competitor, Alex.

No worries, Alex. You enjoy that KFC. And good job for trying, Kim. Yeah, I was absolutely rubbish. Participation award? Thanks for playing. Brian Clint. Kimberly Crossman, I must ask, because you're quite the jet setter. Thanks for playing. Kimberly Crossman, I must ask, because you're quite the jet setter.

You're here, you're there, you're everywhere. Have you ever had an on-again, off-again relationship? Yes. Oh. Yes. What was the time limit on this on-again, off-again relationship? Well, oh, you mean the duration of it how long did it go go for all up i would say it's probably been about six years what do you mean it's not done you're like all up so far well i mean i don't know i feel like if anyone else has

an on again off again relationship i'm sure they probably have that person in their life that they're like, well, I don't know. If it's been on-again, off-again so much, then maybe it will be on again one day. The chapter's always left open. Yeah, kind of. Or it's closed and it's shut and it's padlocked and then you give it a week and you're like, eh.

It's so comfortable. It's so. I disagree. I don't think it's because it's so comfortable it's so i disagree i don't think it's because it's comfortable i don't think that's why people are in on again often why do you think if you care for my opinion no i do care i think that it's probably that it's maybe a little bit unhealthy or it's really passionate or it's exciting and it's that perhaps the norms of life that make things difficult to stay in relationship. They sound like excuses to me. Distance. Do they?

You've made in on-again, off-again relationships. It was brought to my attention because have you been watching maths? I know I have. Wait, have you seen it? Are you watching it? I mean I've watched one or two episodes But I saw a part where there's a couple and they're speaking about these hard truths that they have to tell each other.

And one of the brides says to the groom that she has been having an on-again, off-again relationship for 12 years. Take a listen to how her husband reacted at this news. That's why you haven't met someone, because those feelings were still there for 12 years. I don't want to keep emphasising this fact of 12 years, but it's there.

Has he not had a girlfriend or something? He was married. He was married? I didn't realise he was married at the time. He didn't tell me. I mean, the twists and the turns. 12 years is such a long time. Like, you surely have made your mind up after 12 years of, you know,

giving it a go. Surely. Well, I don't know. You're like, maybe I'm not done yet. Maybe we haven't hurt each other enough yet. I don't think it's about hurting each other. It's like maybe it isn't right but there's still something there and perhaps it does interfere with other relationships.

Let me sit on the other side of the fence. You didn't want me to be a fence sitter. Here I am on the other side. No, I appreciate your honest opinion. I appreciate that. I've definitely had on-again, off-again relationships. My biggest one I'd say was for five years and like you were saying, not the best situation.

Didn't work out. It wasn't a fairy tale love story. No contact now? No, we're friends now. We're friends now. Yeah, but when you're friends, are you not opposite them and like? No, no. I feel like you're making me very uncomfortable.

Sorry. Yeah, there's nothing there at all. I feel nothing. No, I don't. Okay. But I haven't seen them for a long time. But no, I would say no, that I don't. I'd like to ask people listening to the show if they're willing to be honest. Oh, 800. I was. I went first. You've got, you can do this. You forced me into being honest. But I'm empowering people to call. It's okay. No, I love it. Love can be messy and unconventional. Oh, 800 dials at M.

What Kim Crossman said. Call us. How long was your on-again, off-again relationships? And we want to know all the details. Why? Are you still in it? Will you get back together? Won't you?

You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. How long was your on-again, off-again relationships? And there is a lot of text coming through on this, Kimberly Crossman. There is. Someone said 11 years and just got engaged. Sometimes it takes as long as it takes. Hey, sometimes the fairy tale does finish like that, you know,

and that's great, but sometimes it doesn't and that's why we're going to take calls right now. Hello, Amanda. Hi. Tell us, how long has your on-again, off-again relationship been? Nine years. Nine years. Currently on or off?

Currently on. Currently trying to date. Okay, great. How does the family feel? Are they, like in my experience, here we go again they would say? They probably are but they don't really say anything. That's nice. How many times would you say Amanda in that nine years has it been more on

or more off? More on than off. Okay. Well, you know, that's good odds. And do you think that you'll end up together or you don't know? I don't really know. Just see how it goes, I suppose. Yeah, need to take it for more of a test run. Nine years is not quite long enough, I think. Eleven years, then you get engaged, according to the stats we've got on the text.

Good on you, Amanda, for being honest. I like that. Nine years and going strong. What about you, Ellie? Hi. What's the situation like for you at the moment? How long has your on-again, off-again relationship been? About 21 years.

21 years. Yeah. We met in my early 20s and then on off, on off. Then we both went off and had kids with other people. And then you've come back together? Yeah, again and then off again and then on again and currently off. But probably off for good now because I'm marrying someone else. Oh, well.

Whoa. Well, that's probably a good reason to keep it off, Ellie, I'd say. Yeah, so, I mean, you never know, do you? Yeah, you never know. I haven't got a great track record, so we'll see. I love this, Ellie. No, I really appreciate that because I think that that's good. It's good to be jovial about it.

Like, we don't know. I just picture Ellie when your current fiancé got down on one knee and he said, Ellie, will you marry me? And you go, I guess for now. Yeah, I always knew I'd have a second husband. That's great. I love that, Ellie. I love it.

I love it. That's so good. Very funny. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right. At the same time each day, we take three of your guys' birthdays

and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play the best one in full. Who are we going to kick it off with, Kim? We've got Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi, girls. How are you doing? I'm good, thank you.

How are you girls doing? Oh, we're doing well. Today's a good day. Yeah, we appreciate you asking, Rachel. What's your birthday, mate? It's 25th of June, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 25th of June. And Rachel, here's your birthday banger. I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. The first mahoosive hit for Katy Perry. What are your thoughts, Rach? Sounds appropriate for that day and age.

Yeah, right? Doesn't it? Doesn't it? Doesn't it? About right, you know. Good. It's a good one to start off with. Let's go to Joe.

Hi, Joe. Hi. How are you? Yeah, great, thanks. Oh, good to hear, Joe, for a midweek Wednesday, hey? Short week. Short week, yes, Joe. I like your vibe.

What's your birthday? 18th of January, 71. All right, Joe, you were 16 in 1987. On the 18th of January, you're a Capricorn, and here's your birthday banger. Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to...

I feel like it suits Jo. Your year. Yes, Jo, I bet you're shaking it. Yeah. She loves that. She's having a great time. Jo, I love you. Stick around.

You might win it here. Let's finish it off with Rochelle. G'day, mate. Hi, lovely ladies. How are you? Happy Wednesday, Thursday, whatever we want to call it today. We'll go with technically a Thursday because tomorrow is the last day of the week. Fair.

So I see what you're saying, Rochelle. What's your birthday, mate? 9th of the 9th, 82. All right. You were 16 in 1998 on the 9th of the 9th, 82. All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 9th of September. And in the late 90s, this had a number one hit. And I don't want the world to see me Cos I don't think that they'd understand

Well, everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am. Oh, having a dance there, right? Yeah, just a little one. You know, on this show, guys, if you haven't listened very much, we do Soft Rock Thursdays, and that's an actual thing on The Bree and Clint Show. What are your thoughts on your birthday banger, Rochelle?

Well, I mean, we could sub it out for something a little bit more bangy and just pretend to see everyone like I had a different one, surely. What really makes you bang, Rochelle? I do love a good, like, no, I can't even say it. I touch myself. That one. All right. Well, say, I touch myself. That one. All right. Well, that was TMI from Rochelle.

We appreciate you sharing this afternoon, Rochelle. It's time to vote. What are our thoughts? What are your thoughts, Kim Crossman? Iris was good, but I do feel like Funky Town, I just feel like a gift for Jo. And I feel like I just want to hear what Jo would sound like if she won Birthday Banger.

You're right, yeah. And I feel like the people want to know as well. So here we go. Guess what, Jo, you just won Birthday Banger. Here I go. Hey, Jo, Lish Gold. I feel like we want to get on the Chardonnays. That's right.

Here it is, Funky Town, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about moving Gotta move on. Gotta move on. Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Thank you. Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about moving Gotta move on Gotta move on Won't you take me to Funkytown Won't you take me to Funkytown Won't you take me to Funkytown Won't you take me to A funk in town, won't you take me to

A funk in town Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about moving. Gotta move on. Gotta move on. Gotta move on. Gotta move on. There it is. Funky town.

On ZM, that's the birthday banger for today. I reckon Jo pulled over, stayed pulled over and jammed it all out. Wasn't she a vibe? She was a real vibe. I was vibing. And we still get some Iris in there. This is good. I know.

I was vibing some Jo and her laugh. Good laugh. Call any time, Jo. We appreciate you. Kim Crossman, I need to ask, you know, as a struggling actress. Well, not struggling, but currently. No, yes, I will respond, yes. You're not working on anything big at the moment.

I mean, this has been pretty. I mean, yeah, we've downplayed our radio show. But, you know, you're always looking for extra things you can do, putting your talents to work. I feel like this could be for you. Okay. But not only for you, I feel like me personally, I've missed a big opportunity because there's a woman who's making news

around the globe at the moment and it's for the business that she has set up for herself. Her name's Emma Martin. She's 48. She's a formal travel agent but she's moved into a different area of work, so to speak. She's moved into an area where, how do I tread lightly here? She sells certain videos online of herself. Not like that.

The videos contain. Her feet. No. Her flatulence. Now you laugh. In what? In exotic locations? No. Now you laugh. You laugh. In what? In exotic locations?

No, just at home on the couch. She has certain videos where you can sign up. And she is netting, and I do quote, over $3,000 a month on these particular videos. She also makes an extra $2,000 from custom videos she makes for her top clients. This is a true story. And she's killing it.

She's absolutely raking it in. How do you feel about it? Emotional. It is an emotional thing. It's a lot. I guess I, for starters, have a lot of follow-up questions. Is it

just one, like, one fart video? Is it a... No, that's all she does. She's just her stream shouldn't have said that, is just solid with the same kind of content. We've got a clip here, don't we? Do you want to play it?

Well, I feel like, you know, we're talking about it and I feel like people listening would be like, oh, you know, probably need to. I love tuning in for this highbrow content. We can play one of them. This is a freebie. We can play one. You don't have to pay for this one from Emma Martin.

Just one. Okay, just one? Yeah. Okay. Well. We can play one. You don't have to pay for this one from Emma Martin. Just one. Okay, just one? Yeah. Okay. We'll take one. Come on. We can't play the rest. Why not?

Because they're too full on. Okay. What does that mean? Yeah, well, you have to elaborate now. What does that mean that they're too full on? What are people paying all of this money for? Yeah, that's interesting. People listening aren't going to pay for it.

We're okay with just one. We get the idea. You feel like no one listening would be. No. Yeah, to be honest, I feel like this is even too far for me. Yeah. Like this is too, like no, actually I find it hilarious, let's be real, that she's making so much money.

She's making a bit, yeah. Because people want videos of her fluffing. Yeah, breaking wind. We probably should, you know, listen to. Have we got one more? I can do the same one. That's it. We're not doing the, no, we can't do the other one.

Why not? What is the other one? Yeah, what is the other one? We haven't heard any more. It's a series of about three or four of them. Oh, come on. We need a series. Are you sure we can't?

I want to know if this is where I should be putting my disposable income. Someone on the text machine. I feel like I have to put my foot down. Someone on the text machine, 9696, said, we want to hear more, please. No, no, no. Give us more. I don't think you do.

More, more. I do. I want to hear more. Kim Crossman wants to hear more. Okay, Kim, if I play it, it's on you. Well, I hope they're not on me, but yeah, I'll take... Okay, I'll do it once. Okay, one time. Once.

Okay, you say we can't play. I think... Oh, no, it's fine. Are you ready? I think it's fine. Okay. Okay. Okay, all right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. I told you. You were right. No, no, no. I told you. You were right. I was right. That wasn't what I was expecting. We shouldn't have played more. There you go.

My bad, my bad. Bree and Clint. You've got a tattoo on your bum. Oh, we're on. Driver's license. Olivia Rodrigo on ZM with Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman filling in for the week. And you said something really strange off air today, Kim, about your sister.

I did. So not bragging, but just because we're both too nervous to go to a gym. My sister and I have been working out in the morning. Good for you guys. Thank you. We're trying. Good for our mental health. You're like the Kardashians working out at home together with the sisters.

Yeah. And my sister had this amazing playlist. I was like, oh, that's so good. Like, what one is it? And I'll follow it. She said, oh, no, I made it. On Spotify. On Spotify.

I was like, that's amazing. So I went and I searched her on Spotify and I was like, oh, yeah, what's the playlist called? And she said Moments. So I was like, oh, cool. I'll download and add that. Now, under the Moments playlist was another playlist that she'd made called My Funeral.

Your sister has organised her funeral playlist. Now, is your sister like in her 80s or 90s? No, but she's very organised. And I was like, that's a bit morbid. But, you know, she knows what she wants. And she's so thoughtful. She's like, well, you know, we've had to organise funerals for family members and stuff before.

And it's quite nerve-wracking picking a song for someone. So she's like, no, I've taken care of it. I've done it. It's there. Well, hopefully Spotify won't be around when she passes over. But nice of her to have done that. I personally was like a little bit, this is strange. And then do I look at the playlist?

I don't want that. Did you? What were some of the songs? What was the top one? The top ones were actually songs from Sons of Anarchy, which was like our favourite show of all time. Niche. Very niche.

Is that? Everyone else at the funeral would be like, what is this? No, they're good. They are great songs. But yeah, a little morbid. Have you got yours? No. You don't?

Can't say I have, but I thought. But maybe irresponsible of you. Could be. Maybe I'll do my will first. You haven't done that either? No, I haven't done it. I don't know anything that anyone wants. But I thought off the back of this, maybe this is good to get thinking

about what songs us here at the Brian Clint Show would like at our funerals. But, you know, most people, like your sister, don't organise their playlist before they go. So let's do a bit of a test. Let's do a trust test where what we've done is the producers and you and I, we've picked each other's funeral song for each

other and we'll see maybe after we hear what we've picked for each other, might be a good idea to organise it ourselves. Producer Ben, who have you picked for Out of the Hat, I got Anastasia. Great, you know Anastasia well, you work together quite closely.

What would you be picking and playing at Anastasia's funeral? Anastasia was big into drum and bass. So I have chosen a big song in that genre a long, long time ago called Hold On. I'm so sad. We're so sad, but we're standing in the aisles. Doris, if you're listening, I love you. He was such a cool person. And she's not going to be in R&B this year.

She'll be there in spirit. I feel like it works. Just hold on to the memories. Yeah, I quite like it, actually. It is a bit of an emotional song. Thank you, Ben. Actually, now that Producer Ben is gone, Anastasia, your turn. What have you picked for Producer Ben?

Well, I know that this artist that I'm about to play is one of Ben's favourite artists, his favourite of all time. He's told me many times. I feel like I'm at the funeral. And I think he was such a good friend. Anyways, this song kind of sums up the message of a funeral too in the lyrics. Okay.

So here's his song. I'm walking away. I'm walking away. Great, David. It's a vibe. Huge. Technically he's being walked away. Yes.

Okay, yeah. Because that would be quite full on if he got up and walked off. I like it. It would be an event though, wouldn't it? It would be. That would make the paper. Kim Crossman. Yes.

It's your turn to share with us. Okay, I feel that I'm choosing for your funeral, Brie. Okay. Really, I just thought this might get a bit of a laugh, so... Take it away. Leaving you breathless? You know what? I love the cause.

And will we have a violinist at the funeral? Yes. Yeah. Would you like that? You're worth $22 million. You can afford the cause. The cause will be there. The cause will be there.

I thought they were close personal friends. They are. I love the cause. I'm meaning to text them, actually. Be a man chanting Tatum. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's round it out. I've picked for you, Kimberly Crossman.

It's a sad day. And someone we don't want to say goodbye to. But as we're walking you out of the church, shh, come.

This song will come out. Good? I don't know if my mother would be too happy. I mean, hopefully she's not elated anyway. I feel like your mum will make it drop from the top. With Bree and Clint, Kim Crossman filling in for the week. And because you're only filling in for the week, Kim, obviously you're not a full-time employee yet.

No. Yet. Yet. There's still time. Hey, you're only, what-time employee yet. No. Yet. Yet. There's still time. Hey, you're only, what, 23? Sure. Yeah.

Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought this story was quite interesting and it's about a company over in Leeds in West Yorkshire. It's called Good Pudding over in West Yorkshire. The company's called Knox and it's a tech firm and they've announced something that I think every business should have. And the owner of the Knox tech firm announced that employees from now on will be given 12 extra paid leave days a year.

And not only that, he's decided that every payday, because they get paid on the last Friday of every month, that will be the day they get off. So every payday you get a day off to go spend some money. Not only that, a three-day weekend once a month. Exactly. That's chaos. I feel like we should call our boss, Ross Boss,

and ask for the same thing. Okay. Because, I mean, you know, if they're doing it, why shouldn't we do it? And they're happy. Apparently the feedback has been hugely positive and very excited amongst the workplace. I imagine.

Okay, you can ask because he doesn't like me. Ross Boss? Yeah, Ross Boss. That's who you're working for at the moment. Hello. Hello, Ross Boss. It's Kimberley Crossman here. Hello.

Hello. I can feel I'm actually already annoyed with you already. Why? I haven't done anything. Yeah, that's the concern. Okay. But I'm doing a wonderful job. The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive.

Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. And just I thought, you know, because we're on good terms and whatnot, one, part A, could I have a full-time job? And part B, could I, with that full-time job and the rest of everybody at ZM, on a payday once a month also take that day off, please? So you want a full-time job and on payday a day off? Yes, please.

Thank you. How many days has this been? Three. Yeah. Yeah, it's been three days, but for many more. Ros, I feel like she's got a really good point. I mean, I'm not involved at all because, you know me, I like to stay out of these type of things because I never ask for anything.

That's true. That's true. There's a company over in Leeds that are doing it, Ross. They're giving every payday the day off. So I feel like... And what kind of job do they do? They do a very... It's a radio station.

Sure it is. I believe Leeds is lovely at this time of year. Ross, okay, how about this? Obviously, payday is this Friday. Could we have this Friday off? I hate to break it to you, mate, but payday is this Friday. Could we have this Friday off? I hate to break it to you, mate, but payday's next Friday. You've got another week. Damn it.

And just to clarify. God damn it. Oh, hold on. Jesus, it's Friday. You're going to have this Friday off. Good, good. Wait. Everyone has this Friday.

Could I, instead of having any days off, work all the days? Now, that's the days? Now that's the kind of moxie I like. And she'll do it for free. Yeah, I just want to be involved. She just wants to be here. Yeah, you can stay as long as you like for that kind of attitude, Kimberly. Thank you very much. Well, this backfired on me,

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