ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st March 2022

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Brie, I got a text message from my auntie that you'll appreciate today. Okay. She said to me, let me just find it. Love my auntie by the way, I don't think she's a podcaster though. Hey mate, ZM played a song at 12.15 today. It was a female rapper and the backing track was Grandmaster Flash.

Do you reckon you could find out what the song was? I want to sing it at karaoke. Dope. Nice, eh? Megan Thee Stallion? I've done some investigating. Wouldn't a Megan Thee Stallion song go down? That'd be so good.

Can you imagine? At the RSA? Is that lining them the new Megan Thee Stallion song go down. That'd be so good. Can you imagine? Is that lining them the new Megan Thee Stallion song where she's like, booty so big he could use it while he's sleeping. Booty like a pillow he could use it while he's sleeping. No, it's not that. Do you want another guess? Okay, female rapper. Female rapper.

Female rapper that we're playing at the moment. Lato. The song. Oh, my God, it's Big Energy. The song my auntie wants to sing at karaoke is Lato, Big Energy. I could be a fantasy. I could tell you got big, big energy. I love that.

Which, of course, the lyrics are not big, big energy. It's big dick energy. That is awesome. She confused the samples. It's not Grandmaster Flash. It's Mariah Carey. That is awesome. She confused the samples. It's not Grandmaster Flash. It's Mariah Carey. Yeah, right.

She just knew she'd heard it before. I would love to see my auntie up there just going, got that big dick energy. Big dick energy. We should call her and tell her what the song is and tell her what the real lyrics are. Yeah. See if she still wants it. Yeah.

Call her up right now. Call her. See if she still wants. Yeah. Call her up right now. Call her. See if she answers. Okay. Hang on. If you've got her number. Ben actually needs us to keep this short. Ben, time check.

How long we got? You've got two minutes. Okay. Okay. Let's call her. I reckon she does. And she goes, yeah, I know what the lyrics are. That's why I picked it.

Oh God. Bad start. Pause it Pardon That hot sauce Oh my god Not good I don't have her phone number I don't have my auntie's phone number

It was on Facebook It was on Facebook She missed me Okay maybe we'll find it tomorrow Okay Okay Ben needs a short one So we have to go Brie needs to go to the toilet phone number it was on Facebook it was on Facebook she missed me okay maybe we'll find it tomorrow okay okay Ben needs a short one so we have to go

Brie needs to go to the toilet because you'll find out why later in the show which I still can't believe that you're okay but

whatever I think I'm fine maybe I'm iron gut maybe you are maybe and by request of Anastasia

is this how we end the podcast I'm coming in makes me feel weird how it cuts off like that well howdy Is this how we end the podcast? I'm coming in. Makes me feel weird how it cuts off like that. Well, howdy, pilgrim. He didn't let me finish. Dad?

What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Guys, I'm ready. I've just had my pre-show nap. Great spot for it.

Hey, it's quite a comfortable couch in there. Well, here's the thing. We, like many workplaces around the country, there's nobody here. No one's come back post Omicron. You know, it's empty. You could sleep in the middle of the kitchen if you wanted to and nobody would interrupt you. No one would notice. But Monday Monday people start coming back to work. Did you see that? I know. I'm looking forward to it, eh?

Yeah, actually. I'm really looking forward to it. Like seeing some different faces and it's just a different vibe. Oh, yeah. And just getting back to some kind of normal life again. Hopefully. So weird. Like I said, I went to play indoor netball last night, which isn't a part of my normal life.

That's why you needed the nap. Well, I haven't played in 15 years, but I was like, it's so weird being at social sport. Like just something that we have not really been able to do. Totally. But you can now, so you should. Which is very cool. We've got to get going again.

Today on the show, two shots at guessing the secret sound, four o'clock and five o'clock. It's $50,000. Sunky Bella began bribing people yesterday. Is she bribing today? Is your guess going to be good enough to warrant a bribe to get you not to guess? Call us and try us at four and five.

It's going to have to be a good bribe because it's a $100,000 guess today, isn't it? It's a $100,000 Thursdays. I completely forgot. The bribe is going to have to be huge. Well, does she have any money to bribe with today? I don't think she does because the bribe has to come out of the rest of the money, doesn't it? Well, she can put up her own money.

How much does she care? You can guess at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. We'll start the show today with Tradie vs. Lady. There's $50 cash thanks to KFC up for grabs. If you want to play, call us now 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll see who can take it out this afternoon. Play after Ed Sheeran and Overpass Graffiti on ZM, Bree and Clint. Scissor duck.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. All right, the Tradies versus the ladies again. The tradies went home with the win, so they're sitting on 28 for the year. The ladies still can't get past that 18th win for the year. Let's get our lady on. She's 34.

She's from Dunners, and she loves beach walks. Welcome to the show, Denny. Denny, what's your favourite beach in New Zealand? Denny. I love, what's your favourite beach in New Zealand? Denny. I love St Kilda. St Kilda, yep, down there. St Clare, you like St Clare? Yeah.

Yep, good. Love that, love that for you. All right, you'll be taking on our tradie today. He's 20, he's from Hamilton, and he is a pilot in his spare time. Welcome to the show, Jonathan. Jonathan, you're a pilot and you're 20. Explain. Yeah, I gave up building initially,

tried to get a pilot's licence and then timed it pretty poorly with COVID, so came back to building. Oh, no way. What? Yeah, well, it might be in your future. You could go back there. You're only 20.

Hey, we're getting back to normal now. Your buzzer is tradie. Danny, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Huge news for Wellingtonians today.

Transmission Gully is finally open. Only 100 years after it was proposed. What is Transmission Gully? Tradie. Yes, Jonathan. That's the motorway connecting from the north of Wellington. Yep, that's the one.

We would have accepted road, but you had lots of detail for us, so thank you. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number two. Elton John and Robbie Williams were just a few big names that paid tribute at Shane Warne's memorial last night. What type of bowling style was Warne famous for? Lady.

Yes, Danny. Underarm. Underarm. Don't speak ill of the dead, Danny. No, no. You want to have a stab at that, Jonathan? Do you know any bowling styles? Was he a leg spinner?

Yeah, well done. He was a leg spinner. Nice work, Jonathan. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies yet. Question number three. News out today that the Oscars organisers actually asked Will Smith to leave after slapping Chris Rock and he refused. Name three Will Smith movies.

Lady. Yes, Danny. Men in Black 1 and 2. Good work. Yes. And, oh. Oh, no. You can't get a third?

Jonathan, you want to give it a go Men in Black 1 and 2 and King Richard Yeah well done Nice that is his latest one which means Jonathan you take it out I thought Danny's really got this

going Men in Black 1 and 2 Yeah I Am Legend Pursuit of Happiness Wild Wild West I mean His best movie He doesn't like to talk about that one Hey Jonathan Danny's really got this going Men in Black 1 and 2. Yeah, I Am Legend, Pursuit of Happiness. Wild Wild West. Wild Wild, I mean. His best movie. He doesn't like to talk about that one. Hey, Jonathan, we've got 20 bucks cash coming your way

thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Thanks, thank you. Bree and Clint. As travel begins to open up again and you can go places confidently, you know you're not going to get stuck in a... Different country. Yeah, you're not going to get stuck in a... Different country.

You're not going to get stuck in the ridges, Rotorua, for two weeks when you come back. A list has been published of things locals in other countries wished people knew about them before they visited. So this is interesting if you are planning a trip in the next year. If you're going to one of these countries, know this thing before you go so you're not that tourist, okay? For example, Australia.

What do you think Australians wish people knew about Australia before they went there? That when you arrive into the country, you need to do at least one shoeie before you're actually allowed into the country. So wear a new pair of shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not it, weirdly.

It's not it. But that's a good one. That should be on there. It's good to know. Should be on the customs declaration. No, Australians say they wish that tourists would not underestimate the size of Australia. They say, no, you cannot do a day trip from Cairns to Brisbane. That's like a two-day

drive. Even driving from Sydney to Brisbane would take you 12 hours. It's a long way. They said they wish people knew Australia was fricking massive. Americans are the same. They said unless you're prepared to shell out thousands of dollars on very coordinated flights, you're not going to see the Statue of Liberty,

the Grand Canyon, the Alamo, Hollywood, and Yosemite National Park in a one-week trip to the States. How do people think they do all that? Well, I think it's because when you're from New Zealand. Or you're from Europe. If you're from Europe and it's all nice and close together. It's true. You don't think about these things.

In Greece, people say they wish local tourists knew not to trust the taxi drivers. They said you're asking to be overcharged in a taxi. Stick to renting your own car. In Greece, I've never been to Greece. Neither. But I'm scared ofcharged in a taxi Stick to renting your own car In Greece, I've never been to Greece Neither But I'm scared of getting in a taxi in any country I was thinking about renting a donkey when I went

You can actually do that Can you? Yeah Can you? In one of the particular places You can actually rent donkeys to take your stuff up the Can you? Yeah

Poor donkeys Well that's what they're bred to do your stuff up the... Can you? Yeah. Poor donkeys. Well, that's what they're bred to do. I think they like it. Do they? Yeah. In Canada, they say don't bring winter clothes to the south of Canada in the middle of winter. They said it actually gets quite hot there in Canada, apparently.

Who knew that? Would never have known that. Who knew that Canada gets hot? In winter. Gets hot in winter. No, sorry, in summer, in July. Oh, right? In winter. Gets hot in winter. No, sorry in summer. In July. Oh, right. In their summer. Which is their summer. They can get 25 to 35

degrees. So it's just like New Zealand. Wild. In London they said they wish tourists knew that the Royal Guard, you know the guys with the funny hats and the red jackets? People think that they're just silly hat guys who are not allowed to move. Actually, they're military silly hat guys Who are not allowed to move Actually they're military men

Who will absolutely knock you out if you mess with them I've seen it People go there and poke them in the face and stuff Yeah they think it's like a funny Oh look at these funny guys But they're actual soldiers They're protecting the Queen But why did they put them in those stupid hats then?

You know If you want to be taken seriously Why do you have a bottle, like a bottle brush on your head? It is a very large hat. In Hong Kong, people said it's really expensive. Like people think it's like a cheap

South Asian destination like Thailand. It's not. It's really expensive and it's not, like it's fun in Hong Kong, but it's not cheap. You can't like backpack your way around Hong Kong.

I went to boarding school with a girl who had lived in Hong Kong for 10 years and I was like, what's the biggest difference? And she was like, how cheap certain foods are here. She was like, it's so cheap. She couldn't believe how cheap it was. And I'm pretty sure chewing gum's

also illegal. Singapore. Singapore, it's illegal to chew chewing gum. Put that on that list. But there you go. Before you book your flights. Good stuff to know. That's the stuff. Singapore. Singapore. Singapore, it's illegal to chew chewing gum. They should put that on that list. But there you go. Before you book your flights. Good stuff to know. That's the stuff you need to know. Bree and Clint. I thought we could have a bit of a discussion and everyone listening as well can join in

on this discussion. You can text us on 9696. And I guess my question for this particular scenario is, would you care? Okay. So it's going viral at the moment. A woman named Amber was in labour. She was having her first baby, which is very exciting.

And she posted a TikTok where she has filmed her partner who was in the delivery room with her. Yeah. And he had bought his entire gaming console set up because he was in for the long haul, obviously. It was a 21-hour labour and she filmed him in the first part of it gaming. Wow. In the background.

Wow. Yeah. Remember we talked to those people that time and that woman's partner missed the birth because he was out in the car doing a bit of a hot box? Yeah, yeah, that's right. And that other woman whose partner missed the birth because he was DJing?

Yeah, yeah. So he didn't miss the birth. He was gaming during the lead up to the birth. What kind of console? Is it like Xbox? I think it was an Xbox. So did he bring a TV screen in? I think so.

Or I don't know if he was using the hospital screen or I'm not sure but he the video is him with the full headset on gaming. I've been in a couple of birthing suites. They don't generally have like a screen. No. There's no TVs in there. They're like weird TVs. No so unless you're

going to hook yourself up to the ultrasound machine I don't know that there's going to be a screen. Is. There's no TVs in there. They're like weird TVs. No, so unless you're going to hook yourself up to the ultrasound machine, I don't know that there's going to be a screen. Is that doable? No, I don't think it is. Is there an AV output? So, what was your question? Would I care? Would you guys care? Yeah. The producers, you can weigh in. Who am I in this situation? You're her. Am I her? You're her. So I'm giving birth

and he's gaming. Producers, feel free to think about this while we're discussing. I care, by the way. You care? You would care? Yeah. Sorry to all the gaming dudes out there who thought I was going to be their ally. Like, suck it up, man. It's, like,

I wonder if he's got a warped perspective of how long birth takes. He's like, I heard someone took 24 hours. Oh, I'm going to need some activities to do. It's not like there isn't stuff going on in that 24 hours to keep you busy. Yeah. Like there's a lot going on. There's a lot going on.

A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. So I vote, yeah, I care. Yep. Okay, producers? Yeah, do you think that she let him? Well, I'm not going to say. I'll give you her take on it after we all wait.

I see what Ben's saying though. Yeah. Do you think she set him up for a TikTok? She was like, bring your gaming console in, babe, and then she filmed him. Bam! Just to rip him out on TikTok. No, I think she said in the caption that he bought it with him.

Wasn't like she was like, you should bring this. Yeah, right. Well, if he hasn't checked or anything, then, yeah, I would say, yeah, I think. Just be there in the moment. Don't be on a game. Anastasia? Yeah, I reckon he's a very naughty boy and I would be very angry. But I'd

probably resolve the situation by saying if there's a screen or a monitor, chuck my favourite movie on. Yeah, right. I'd probably throw the gaming console out the window and I'm being fully serious. Interesting. She doesn't care.

She doesn't care. She was perfectly fine with it and she said it was actually, like, it gave her something to watch when she was... And she goes, I wasn't in, you know, severe crazy pain for the full 21 hours. She's like, as it got down to, like, closer, she goes, he wasn't gaming, obviously. Oh, okay. But in those first initial, she goes, he wasn't gaming, obviously. Oh, okay.

But in those first initial, you know, parts, he was. It's just to me, to me, nothing screams ready for fatherhood like a man playing on an Xbox in the corner of the birthing suite. You know, it's just got those vibes to it. Yeah, it's very true. It's very true. Bree and Clint. It's time for the later.

From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this was absolutely huge last night, the memorial for Shane Warne at the MCG. Big names paid tribute. Tell us more. Oh, my goodness. 50,000 people went to the memorial.

It was incredible. A-listers from Hollywood, cricket legend, family and friends. Sir Donald Bradman's granddaughter sung the national anthem. All of Shane Warne's children, Brooke, Jackson and Summer, all made speeches that were so raw and so emotional. Like, you cannot even keep it together if you watch them. It's so raw and so emotional. Like, you cannot even keep it together if you watch them. It was just a really beautiful and huge outpouring of love for the cricket legend.

And, of course, as you would have heard, the Southern Stand was finally renamed the Shane Warne Stand. So he is now part of him. We'll always live on at the MCG. Elton John performed. Yeah. And Robbie Williams. And Robbie Williams performed. It's like... Crazy, eh?

It's like Princess Diana's funeral. We've got a little bit of audio here. Okay, this song is in memory of Shane, probably one of the greatest sportsmen ever and certainly one of the most amazing Australian cricketers of all time. It's a sad day today because he was mesmerising,

he was brilliant and he loved to play cricket and he loved life. I want to dedicate this song to Brooke to Summer and Jackson and to all the people that came out today God bless you Shane, God bless the family here we go

It's incredible the impact I was listening to something last night that said because it was being screened on every channel in Australia, it's been shown here in New Zealand and then around the world, in the UK and India and Pakistan and everywhere that loves cricket, they reckon the potential television viewing audience for the memorial yesterday was 750 million people.

Wow. That's bigger than the Oscars, Dean. Yeah, a lot bigger. It just shows... And Ed Sheeran's a fan. And Ed She Oscars, Dean. That's a lot bigger. It just shows. And Ed Sheeran's a fan. And Ed Sheeran, yeah. I couldn't believe how many people, obviously, he was friends with. He was such a likable human being.

He was just one of the guys, one of the everyday Joe Blows, but he was also incredible at cricket. Shows you the impact of the man, right? Gone too soon. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. Look, there's a couple in Australia

that's making headlines today after they appeared in an episode of the TV show Selling Houses Australia. Oh, yeah. Which I think it's where they go in and they, you know... Get you ready for the sale? Get you ready and maybe renovate some stuff and help you sell your house, right? And anyway, this is the first episode of the 14th season

and a couple by the name of Tony and Wendy, or should I say ex-couple, were on the first episode and they'd been struggling to sell their five-bedroom home in South Australia. So obviously you'd say, oh, they've been struggling to sell this house, that's why they're still living together because they're obviously not together anymore. And they're selling so that they can not live together. They have to sell because they're broken up.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. You'd be wrong. So the couple who used to be married moved into the home in 1994. Okay. Before their split in 2003. Okay. But then decided to remain living together because they didn't want to disrupt the lives of their four children.

Oh, yeah. So for the past 18 years, they have been cohabitating in their South Australian home. Hey, well, look, that's a noble reason to stay, to give the kids some stability. I mean, whether it's practical in real life, I have no idea. Probably not. But it's a nice idea. But 18 years.

18 years. Maybe for a little while. Yeah, and then you slowly set up the new routine. But 18 years. 18 years, you just got comfortable, I reckon. Imagine living with your ex. Are you bringing new girlfriends and boyfriends home? Well, that's the thing.

I kind of looked into it and they haven't got a divorce yet. No. But they said, because they end up selling the house on this show. They end up finally selling the house and they kind of go their separate ways. And Tony, he just got a new girlfriend. Oh, straight away. I don't think either of them have actually been able to move on with their life because they've been living with their ex.

No, you'd be stuck in limbo. So, yeah, he's just recently got a new girlfriend. Good on you, Tony. And, yeah, so they're living separately now. Oh, my God, the dynamic would be so different because you still live together. You still share all the bills. You still own this major asset together.

So all of their financial assets were still locked in together. But you don't have the bedrock of your relationship to lean on anymore. You're still parents to these kids that live there but you're not trying to make the other person happy anymore? Or are you? And if you are how does that work with moving on

from the relationship? It's so strange to me. But it's cool to think that they obviously had a good enough relationship where it didn't work out romantically, but they obviously made it work where they liked each other enough that they could live with each other

for 18 years. Obviously as friends and bring up these kids together. It's going to be a big shock for them going their own ways. It would be real weird. Life's going to be strange for them. It's the world's longest drawn out breakup. Because you're pretty much together.

Because you've got these kids together you're still parenting together the same. Yeah. How strange. Quite strange. We should talk to some people who have stayed living with their ex after a breakup. I'm sure we won't get maybe 18 years but I'm sure we won't get maybe 18 years, but I'm sure there's situations where maybe you're in the same flat and then...

Do you reckon anyone's shared the same room still? Like if you're flatmates? I think so. And then you break up and you still share the bed? You reckon? I reckon. Because I honestly believe you need a cold break. You need like a clean break after a breakup.

Yeah, but it's not always that easy, is it? Right. Okay, well let's get them on. 0800DIALZM, how long did you live with your ex after the breakup? Or you can text us on 9696. Very interested to hear these ones. We're talking about living with your

ex and it's not really something that I have ever done because it's quite a big full-on thing when you break up with someone, especially if you're living together. Yeah. But I also- You need space, right? Yeah, but I also have never done it when there's kids involved.

No. So it changes things completely. Sorry to dredge up the past and I don't know if you're ready for me to open this wound. Remember your last breakup? Horrific. But the person was gone before you got back to the country

it was like I was gone that's the complete opposite of this right you didn't even have like an afternoon of overlap yeah they couldn't

get away from me fast but that's the difference right you either well actually that's not the difference it's not one or the other you don't either disappear

or stick around for 18 years like this couple. We want to know, how long did you stay living with an ex after you guys broke up? Our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi.

Tell us, what happened with your situation? Well, last year, I think it was August the 5th, we went to our lawyer to start separation proceedings. And then two weeks later, we went into level three lockdown. Oh, you're joking. You mean that really, really, really, really long lockdown that we had? Yes. And wait, so you had to spend this entire lockdown with your ex, I guess.

Yeah, absolutely. And we're still under the same roof. Are you still living together? Wait, wait, wait. You can't blame this on lockdown anymore. You've had plenty of time to sort it out. Why are you still living together? Well, I was waiting.

Well, we were both waiting, in fact, to see whether he could buy me out of the house. But the loan company took an awful long time over the Christmas period to get back to venting around and saying no. Yeah, right. So then it's a mad rush to put the house on the market. I'm going to ask you a very personal question, which you do not have to answer.

In the time that you've been broken up but stayed living together, have there been any intimate liaisons go down? Oh, for God's sake, no. Are you kidding? Well, I don't know. I don't know how these things happen. That only happens when you stop living with someone and you don't find them as annoying.

Oh, right. You know, when you're living with someone, you're like, God, you annoy me. Right, okay. No, no, no, no. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate your call. That's very interesting.

Someone on the text machine said, I've been living with my ex for five years because of the kids and our house. We have our own rooms, so it's not too bad. I'd want my own wing, but yeah, that's good. Someone else was talking about, they said, I'm currently living with my ex. We separated a year and a half ago.

We have a daughter together, and it's almost impossible to live in Auckland with daycare and rent. Very good point. Tried flatting, but with a baby, it's hard. Yeah, very, very good point. Oh my God, I can imagine. Our last caller is living with their ex right now as well. Anonymous, how long has it been?

Hi. Well, I was with my ex for 10 years and we've been living together for an additional six since we've been together. So you guys have lived together for 16 years, but you were only dating for 10 of those? Yep. Whoa.

So, Anonymous, can I ask, obviously you're still great mates. Yep, we are. So you're still great mates, and have you ever thought about, you know, getting your own places, or that hasn't crossed your mind? It has, but we've got animals that we share, so it would be hard to split them all up because they're all bonded together and it's just like a family. Yeah, I understand that.

I mean, how many animals do you have? Three dogs and two cats. Can't you take the cats and he takes the dogs? No. What if they both want the dogs? Are you waiting for the animals to cark it? Is that what you guys are? Is that the long-term plan?

No. I'm just trying to see how this plays out long-term, you know? My last question, Anonymous. Do you ever think that you would ever get back together? No. Wow. Interesting. Well, don't let him get another dog

because I reckon he's just trying to trap you in for another 12 years. Hey, thanks,onimous. Thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs

to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Sparklab. clip. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just

the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? You've been away for five weeks, and while you have been away, What's the Plot You've been away for five weeks, and while you have been away, what's the plot has been on hold. It also means the prize money has been on hold, and we resume what's the plot on $700 cash, thanks to KFC.

Nothing to turn your nose up at. Absolutely not. Here, hoping to win that cash this afternoon is Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Good afternoon. How are we? Good, thank you.

Have you played along before, Emma? Yeah, I've played along a few times and I've smashed you a couple of times, Bree. Oh, no. Yeah, no,

but I don't ever get too confident, do I? 700 bucks would go well right now, I bet, especially with the way things are going. But also, you could lose it now. It'd be a nice clean reset. Yes. You know, for the rest of

the year. You'd think that. Is that how it works? But I hate to lose, Emma, but if you win fair and square, then I will be happy for you, but I'm not going to give it to you. No, okay, alright, that's alright. I can do that. Here's the rules. I will read movie plots. You need to buzz in with your name

as soon as you think you know what it is. Do not wait for me to finish the plot. Get in there as soon as you want. All right. Wait. First to three correct movies wins the game. And today, Ben has chosen a ripper of a category. Okay.

All of the movies in What's the Plot today star either Will Smith or Chris Rock. Of course they do. I'm a big Will Smith fan. I've seen a lot of his films. Chris Rock, I can't think of a movie

that he's in. Well, good luck. Oh, no. Here we go. Movie number one. Disgraced pro sports player Paul winds up in jail where a manipulative warden recruits him.

Free! The longest yard. Who's in that? Adam Sandler. And? Chris Rock. He's one of the inmates. Well done.

Yep, fair call. The longest yard is correct. So now you know that Will Smith or Chris Rock are not necessarily the stars of the movie. Gotcha. They are in the movie. Okay. Movie number two.

Our hero is the leader of the Urban Jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo. Bree. Bree. Madagascar. Who's in that? Chris Rock. Chris Rock.

He voices the drum. Which one's David Schwimmer? What does he do in it? He does something. I don't know. Does that mean I win? You won. Sorry, Emma.

Sorry, Emma. No, fair call, fair call. We send you away with the consolation prize, which is 50 KFC chicken dollars, so not too bad. Yeah, no, I'll take that. Thank you. We appreciate you playing, Em. Call back any time.

Will do. Thanks, guys. Good to test yourself out in the real What's the Plot arena too, right? Yeah, I'll peg myself down a bit, I guess. Nah, give it another go. You're a good competitor. No, not at all. There you go.

Easy as that. I love how you picked both Chris Rock films. I thought that would be your kryptonite you tried and stumped me the third one was I Am Legend I would have nailed that one

ZM Bree and Clint it's Coterie and Cool It Down ironically exactly what you're going to want to do in about three minutes time very fitting for what's about to happen Last Secret Sound Guest is coming in a couple of minutes time. Very fitting for what's about to happen. Last secret sound guess is coming in a couple of

minutes time for the day. Right now Brie wants to eat the world's hottest chilli sauce. And Cameron Mansell is going to join me. How did you rope me into this? How? How do I always rope you into things? You rope me into stuff too. This is true. Okay, pass me your spoons, please.

For those who are wondering, the sauce Brie and Cam have asked to consume is a combination of Carolina Reaper chillies and the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion chilli. Did you just say Reaper? Yes, I did. Scorpion chilli. Now, I'm a Scorpio.

That's good for me. I'm going to hand you a teaspoon each. Bree, you said you don't want a full teaspoon. Is that right? Nah, because you said the aftermath. The full teaspoon absolutely ruined me. Yeah, I'm not going full. And I'm still having stomach issues.

Yeah, see, I'll go half. Half a teaspoon. Cam, what are you going to do? I've got a housewarming tomorrow night. Will I be okay to go to that still? Oh, that's quite a lot. That is a lot. This is a big teaspoon.

It's a teaspoon. Oh. That's a... How much have you got? Oh, this is lots. That is a lot. I'm not good with spicy foods. Show me yours.

Oh, he's given us heaps. No, I didn't. I gave you half a teaspoon. It's just leveled out. You can take some off if you want, but that's half a teaspoon. Do we just, like, do half? Do we just do the whole thing? Oh, he's given us heaps. No, I didn't. I gave you half a teaspoon. It's just leveled out. You can take some off if you want, but that's half a teaspoon. Do we just like do half? Do we just do the whole thing? Oh, no.

I'm so nervous now. I'm stressed. So what happens here is if you want to do it officially, you consume the teaspoon and then some karaoke will kick in and it'll be on the screen and you'll have the chance to sing some karaoke. Oh, I can smell it from here. It's burning my nostrils. It's not too late to pull out. It's not too late to pull out.

It's not too late to pull out. Are you going to do it? I'm going to do it. Okay, three, two, one. In the mouth. Okay, they've consumed the sauce. For those wondering, it's from Cully's the sauce. Good Kiwi brand, Cully's.

It's not too bad at the minute. How's everybody feeling? Oh, I've licked my lips. That was a bad idea. You okay? You're doing very well. Both of you are doing very well. I just swallowed it real fast. Am I just going to get like a fire?

Did you skip your mouth? I didn't skip the mouth. Oh no, I licked my lips too. Okay, you're doing well. Ben, you can kick the karaoke out. We're ready. Focus, focus, focus, focus. Come on.

You're both doing better than Maddie and I did. Okay. It's not that hot. I'm sweating under my eyes already. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé.

Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé.

Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé.

Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé.

Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé. Olé, olé, olé, olé. Feeling hot, hot, hot. Feeling hot, hot, hot. Ben, did you switch the sauce out for a different sauce? Hot, hot, hot. I don't get... It's pretty bloody hot in my mouth. How are you guys doing this? My throat closed up. I feel fine.

It's a little bit spicy, but not too bad. Can I have a little bit of milk? How are you? I but not too bad. Can I have a little bit of milk? How are you? I'm actually not bad. I'm actually not bad. This is the same sauce. How are you guys? I feel okay, though.

You're such a drama queen, Clint. Okay, I'm starting to panic a little bit. Okay. If it was going to hit you, it would have hit you by now. It took about 15 seconds. I'm really confused. Are your lips not burning? My lip's burning.

That's the worst part for me. Oh, my lip's on fire. You guys are behaving like you've just had a... Nando sauce. A mid-level... It's like you had Kiwi Hot at the Indian restaurant.

Oh my God, the roof of my mouth has gone numb. The roof of my mouth is numb. I genuinely thought it was going to be worse. Well, well done.

You've both outperformed Maddie and I in the hot sauce challenge. Are we better than everyone? Yes, we are. This is blowing this is blowing my mind like it's a hundred percent hot but it's not unbearable we also had less which i think is this a stitch up or

not swear not a stitch up is it the same spoon? Someone give me another spoon. You're doing it again. You want to do it again? No, hell no. Well, well done, everybody. Congratulations. You've passed the world's hottest chilli sauce challenge. It's pretty hot. Pretty hot.

Cam, do you think it was pretty hot? It was pretty hot, but not like super hot. Yeah. Okay. Bree and Clint, back in a second. ZM. Well done. Bree and Clint.

Women are masterful detectives. I'm just going to go out there and say it. We do like to get to the bottom of things. Which is why I think a woman will win the secret sound. Oh, we have our ways, eh? Like sometimes some of my friends, I'm like, and how did you find that person? And then they go through all these different things

that they know how to do on social media. I'm like, that's amazing. They're like Tom Cruise in Minority Report, pulling in all the links and the handles and the tags. And that's how I knew he was cheating on you. A woman has made the news. After doing some very creative detective work on a Tinder match of hers,

she matched with this guy and she has an iPhone. That's important because when she was messaging the guy, the texts were coming through green. So she's like, okay. Which means he doesn't have an iPhone. That's important because when she was messaging the guy, the texts were coming through green. So she's like, okay. Which means he doesn't have an iPhone. It means he's got an Android or something other than an iPhone. Yeah. And she's like, oh, yeah, that's cool, whatever.

But then she noticed in his Tinder pics that he was wearing an Apple Watch. Oh. So she went, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's suspicious. Why would he have an Apple Watch if he didn't have an Apple phone? Which you could do. I mean, you could. But it's just something to pique your interest, right?

It's just something to go. The red flag. She's maybe been duped before and she's on the lookout for these things. Yeah. Anyway, she thought, oh, something doesn't add up here. So she screen capped his picture off Tinder and she put it into a reverse Google image search and found that he was using pictures

that belonged to a model who lived in New York City. Oh, disappointing. And it's stories like this that make me think that every person should put their matches photos into a reverse Google image search. Yeah, I mean. Have you ever done it? No, I've never done it.

I've just Googled how to do it and it is so easy. Yeah. You just go to images.google.com and it comes up with a normal looking Google box. Yeah. And then you click the picture icon and you just upload a picture to it. Is that it? That's it.

And then Google will look at the picture and it will find all the pictures that match that picture and then you can click through to see What the origin of the picture is Yeah, right Crazy, eh? Hey Do you want to start the New Zealand version of Catfish?

Well, you could with this No, you and I could start it What, yeah? I was shocked I'm being Max Oh, okay You can be Niamh I don't know who the Catfish people are Oh

I know the show Is Niamh hot? They're the hosts. They're both hot. More than keen. That kind of detective work is, like, it's impressive, but I don't think it's uncommon, right? No, I don't think it's uncommon.

I think people, you know, like, especially females, try and stay as safe as you can. Oh, you have to. So, you know, taking a few extra precautions, checking that the person is who they say they are, you know, takes a few minutes. Yeah, and with technology on your side, go for gold, right? It's amazing what people can do.

Totally. And they teach themselves. That's why we want to ask you this afternoon, what tipped you off to the fact that they were lying? This can be for anything by the way. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a Tinder match. It can be your partner. It can be someone at your work. Your parents. It can be

or it could be your parents. How did you know they were lying? What was the little thing like the Apple Watch on the guy with the green text messages? What was the little thing that tipped your brain off to go, hang on I think something here isn't quite right and then you trusted your gut instinct and you were right. Those aren't my

underwear. You can text us on 9696. We want to know this afternoon how did you know they were lying? Bree and Clint. We want to know how did you find out they were lying? A woman has made the news because she was talking to a guy on Tinder. They started texting.

His texts were green. And then she saw he had an Apple Watch. And she was like, wait, if you've got an Apple Watch, why are your texts green? Someone has texted to say you can still have green text messages if you have an Apple phone. You just don't have iMessage turned on. That might be true, but this is the thing

that... Big red flag. This is just the red flag for her. Something makes me suspicious here. Turns out she was right. She reversed Google searches pictures and found out he was using a model's pictures. So he was a catfish. Classic. I love when people use model's photos.

It's so unachievable. Yeah. Although, it's a great question. If you were going to catfish, whose photos would you use? Like where would you get the photos from? Yeah, see, I'd use like an everyday person because they're much harder to find. I think it would be good to ask a hot friend, you know, get permission.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of my hot friends. Yeah, I could easily use some of my friends' photos. Easy. Not that we're encouraging you to catfish or anything. Tanya's here. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hello. How are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? I'm great, thank you. That's good to hear. Tanya, you've called up to tell us how you figured out they were lying. Well, there was lots of clues, but the big one for a start

was I said to him, oh, great dog, what was lots of clues, but the big one for a start was he told, I said to him, oh, great dog, what was the name? And he said, oh, such and such. And I said, oh, it's a really cool Border Collie. And he goes, no, no, no, it's an Alsatian. And I'm thinking, get your dogs right. So that wasn't an Alsatian, it was definitely a Border Collie. Did that tip you off to the fact that it wasn't actually his dog?

Is that what it was? Not actually his photos, I suspect it. Oh. Nailed him, Tanya. There were things like time differences. Yeah. You know, he was meant to be from the state, and the part of the state he was meant to be from.

I'd worked out what the time difference was, and we had a good text or message, and they weren't coming in at those times. They were coming in at different times. Right. And then the biggest one was 2 o'clock in the morning, I got a text saying, because he was coming to New Zealand, he was going to move to New Zealand for me.

That's how good it was. Yeah. He messaged me from the airport saying he was being held up at customs. Could I send him some money to get out of customs? Oh, no. He full Tinder swindled you. And so I was sitting there thinking, give me five minutes. And so I thought about it.

So I actually rung Auckland Airport. It took me ages to get through to someone and put me through to customs. And they said, we haven't actually had any flights come in, and we're not holding anybody. And we would. If he had too much money on him, it would be further down the track. And I was like, bye-bye. Well done, mate.

Thank God, Tanya. Thank God you didn't transfer him any money, right? That is so scary. My favourite is Tanya being like, that's definitely a border collie. Someone said, I realise my boyfriend had been lying to me about going to university when I saw in his calendar the date for an exam, but I realised he hadn't been studying.

Oh, not good. So that blows my mind that this guy has gone to the effort of putting in fake exams into his calendar to lie to you. What was he hiding? Secret relationship, surely. Maybe. That's where your mind goes to. He had to explain where he was all the time.

Yeah. Someone else said, I knew my ex was lying when I had seen the Snapchat logo come up as an option to share a photo. But when I was airdropping him something, he didn't have Snapchat. He had a secret Snapchat account. Oh, secret Snapchat. What about the other one? They said, I matched with a guy on Tinder and we talked every day for three weeks, but we hadn't met up. At the three week mark, he asked for money to ship items from New Zealand because he was in Qatar for his business due to high security risk. He couldn't access his funds.

This sounds like a scam. She said, I googled scams and one came up that was pretty much identical to that. I told him I have no money and I wouldn't give it to him anyway, especially because we'd been only talking three weeks. He got very angry and nasty. I feel like anyone who asks for money over dating apps it's a scam. It's a scam. And if it's not a scam, it's a red flag.

Yeah, probably not the person for you. It's not the relationship you want to get into. Two weeks in, can you spare me 20 bucks? I love you. Can I have $500? Yeah. Please? Please, because I love you. I'm have $500? Yeah. Please? Please, because I love you. I'm sorry if that's happened to you and that's opened up some old wounds, but you've got to be

vigilant. Unfortunately, you have to be vigilant. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Well, that's what we do here at Birthday Banger.

We'll find that out. Helena is here. Hi, Helena. Hi, Helena. Hiya. Hi, guys. I believe it's your birthday today. It is.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. The first girl I ever pashed was called Helena. Whenever I hear that name, that's what I think about. The second to last girl I pashed was Helena too. Was it? No, I'm just kidding.

I'm looking at your birthday, Helena. I don't think it was you. We've never pashed, right? Helena's too young, I think. No, sorry about that, Clint. You missed out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know I missed out.

My bad. Missed out, Helena. Okay, it's your birthday today. You don't need this. You do need your birthday banger, though. No, I know I missed out. My bad. Missed out, Helena. Okay. It's your birthday today. You don't need this. You do need your birthday banger, though. What year were you born? 97.

Right, Helena. It definitely wasn't you then. Oh, my God. Let's hope it wasn't. You were 16 in 2013. Clint would have been 28. Shut up. Here's your birthday banger. And we'll never be royals. Roy up. Here's your birthday banger. It'll never be royal.

What a banger. Oh my God, this came out when Lorde was 16, and it's your 16-year-old birthday banger. You're the same age as Lorde, Helena. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Do you like this song? Yeah, classic.

Pretty iconic. Okay, Sandy cool. Do you like this song? Yeah. Classic. Pretty iconic. Okay, Sandy's here. Hi, Sandy. G'day, Sandy. Hi. How are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Not too bad. Not too bad, yes. That's good. I'm just wondering if Clint has kissed you as well, Sandy. No, no. I was just thinking, no, Clint. No, I haven't. It wasn't me.

I've never had a Sandy patch, to be honest. Good. Nothing wrong with a Sandy patch. Oh, don't count yourself out, Clint. No, I haven't. It wasn't me. I've never had a Sandy patch, to be honest. Good. Nothing wrong with a Sandy patch. Oh, don't count yourself out, Sandy. I mean, do. I'm married, so what am I saying? Yeah, that's right. I'm so flustered now.

Honestly, this is too much to me, this conversation. I'm not married, Sandy. No, I'm just kidding. Sandy, what's your birthday? 28th of February, 1967. All right, Sandy. You were 16 28th of February, 1967. All right, Sandy. You were 16 in 1983. Oh, God.

And on the 28th of Feb, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. No, it can't be this. Oh, Sandy. Get up, get up, get up. We can't be talking about having a three-way pash with Sandy. No, no, no. And then sexual healing is her birthday banger. Sandy, that's a bucket list thing for you,

to have a three-way pash with me and Clint. We will make it happen. I'll have a think about it, Bree. Okay, you get back to us, Sandy. No pressure, no pressure. Wait there. Marvin Gaye for Sandy. One more for Amber, whose birthday it is also today.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Amber. Thanks, guys. How about a birthday kiss? Okay, you get back to me. What year were we talking? I was born in 1995. All right, mate.

You were 16 in 2011. And on the 31st of March in 2011, this was number one. Pitbull and J-Lo. Now that's a hot pash. Mr. 305. Do you like this for your birthday banger, Amber? Yeah, it's not too good. I really like it.

Pretty good. Pretty good. Good vibes. You got a fun birthday evening planned? Yeah, I'm off to a dance class and then home for some wine and a spa. Oh, jealous. Wine and a spa after dance class. That sounds lovely.

I vote for Amber's song. I vote for J-Lo and Pitbull on the floor. I really loved everyone today. I did too. Especially Sandy. What a good vibe. And Helena. Can't wait to hear back from Sandy.

And Helena. And Amber. But let's hear from Amber right now because I'm going with you. On the floor, J-Lo. Amber, happy birthday. Congratulations, you just won birthday banger. Woo-hoo, thanks so much. No worries. Put this one on with a wine in the spa tonight

Sandy might come down Helena will be there Clint and I will turn up It's a party Here's your birthday banger at ZM We talk on the show a bit about The complaints that people in Hospo and retail have to face from us.

The main problem with hospo and retail, the customers. Yeah. You know? Always the customers. The Karens. The customers who are always right, but never right. But also never right. That's a really good point you raise.

What is a male? What's the male Karen? What's the name? We talked about this before. What does name mean? Hold on, wait. I'm pretty sure it's on Google. What is the... I'm pretty

sure it's Trevor. Trevor? Sounds very Kiwi to me. Do they have the name Trevor overseas? What is the male version of Karen? Ken. Ken. It's Ken. Is it? That's what it says on here. Fascinating. Well, shout out to all the Karens and Kens who will no doubt text us to complain about that

reference. They always do. This is a complaint that's been made about a cafe in Auckland. And I want to ask you, does the complainant have the right to be angry once you hear the entirety of this complaint? So they've written, Hollywood Cafe, Lincoln Road, Henderson. I was out shopping with the grandchildren and found myself taken short. I went to the warehouse right next to the cafe to use the toilet but was informed that it was being renovated. Well, it's nice the warehouse is getting a renovated

toilet, isn't it? Great. I shot into the Hollywood cafe to use the toilet and I was denied access. Yep, I lost it a bit and I put my face a few inches away from the staff member and I said, if you deny me entry, I will take a dump in your doorway i left the cafe pulling my pants down but then i thought better of it as it was me who would be fined

when you consider that it was lunchtime and there was only one table in use i found this unfair please avoid the hollywood cafe as they do not deserve anyone's patronage. Now if you pulled your pants down in a cafe, regardless of how badly you needed to use the toilet or not, do you still have the right to lay a complaint? You absolutely don't.

You have forfeited all of your rights regarding that situation to lay any complaints. You've done all the laying that you are entitled to. Exactly right. She's about to lay something else. What about the bit at the start where she says, I was out shopping with the grandchildren.

What do the grandchildren think? Is this a woman? This is a woman. Is this a woman? This is a grandma. This is a grandma who is doing this. What are the grandchildren supposed to think if that's the way you're carrying on? Yes.

She's like, oh, Nan's shitting in the street again. What is going on? Years ago, we had this thing made for the show. 420! I think when we had that made, we anticipated a lot more marijuana-based content on this show, but it never really eventuated, did it? Yeah, that's because, you know, people voted no. 49%, 51%.

We went ahead and we made all this effort, and then we haven't been able to use it. Well, rejoice the 49% who voted yes, because today I've got bong news. Now a bong may not be your preferred method of consumption for the devil's lettuce, but if it is, there is new research that's been published in the medical journal, who cares what journal it is, that reveals smoking cannabis from a bong at home generates four times the amount of secondhand smoke as cigarettes does.

You're four times more likely, there's four times more secondhand smoke in the room from a bong than there is from a cigarette. So it's that much easier to hotbox with a bong is what you're saying. That's one way to interpret it. Researchers found after smoking with a bong or a water pipe What. That's one way to interpret it. Researchers found after smoking with a bong

or a water pipe What's a water pipe? I don't know. for 10 minutes, fine particulate matter increased by more than 10 fold in a 200 square foot room. Basically there's heaps of weed

in the air if you smoke with a bong inside. Gotcha. They also found higher air pollution levels at least two hours after smoking had finished. Two hours? Two hours. So if you think you can just wave it off before your mum comes into the room, think again.

Mum's going to get wasted, bro. It's like such a strong smell. Isn't it? I went to the dog park a few days ago and I was like, God, I was like, you can just instantly smell it, can't you? It rides on the airwaves, eh? It literally does. It like just sinks. And that's outside.

Yeah, that was outside. As soon as you're at a festival, you're like, oh, yep, there it is. Someone's smoking it. There it is. Yeah. There it is straight away. Such a recognisable smell. Research like this I always find weird because it's a little bit like,

yeah, man, no duh. That makes sense. You're saying if we hotbox a room, there's heaps of weed in the air? No shit. And I can only take from this research that the suggestion is, bong outside?

Yeah. Bong outside. It's like COVID. Go and get a table outside at a restaurant if you want to be safe. Take your bong outside if you want to be safe.

And you'll be safe. Yeah. And then it's healthy. You'll be good to go. Can you imagine the scientists who got lumped with this study? They're like, right. Lumped?

I reckon they loved it. No, but do you know what I mean? They'd be like, kind of like, all right guys, do we need to do any work? I think we got this one in the bag, I think. The other side's just like, I think we should run a few trials just to be safe.

Yeah, let's go do some trials and then we'll reassess. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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