ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st March 2023

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Alright, stop. And... Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new... something. Invention? Invention. Something. Holding me tightly.

Grabs a hold of me tightly. Like a harpoon and I'm daily and... Time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Your podcast. Tell them how it works, Brie.

You listen to me, you sons of bitches. This is how it works. You go to the Facebook page of the Brie and Clint. That was close. That was close. The Brie and Clint podcast family. You pop in there. Your birthday. page. The Brian Clint That was close. The Brian Clint Podcast Family. You pop in there your birthday. That's not our main Facebook

page by the way. No. It's our private Facebook page that you have to join. Yes. You can talk to us there. Post funny things in there. Be a part of the Fano. And that's where you can put your birthdays in and eventually some people, look I I'm not going to lie,

some people have been waiting for four years. Okay? Yeah. But we do get around to them just like Danielle. Some of these people could be dead by now. Oh. Have you thought about that? They could.

Well, not Danielle Bullen from Ballina. I hope not. Ballina. What a rip snorter of a place. That's close to where Iggy Azalea is from. Oh, yeah, okay. And, Danielle, you were born on the 17th of November, 1980, which means you were 16 in 1996.

And here's your birthday banger. Like the way you work it, no diggity. I got the bag in a bag. This is a banger from Black Streets. That's a good one, Danielle. Produced by Dr. Dre. Such an iconic tune. That would go off at the Ballarat Tavern, wouldn't it?

Ballina. Oh, Ballina, sorry. You're close. She's got class and style. All right, let's do one for Larry Lutz From Fredericton, New Brunswick In Canada Alright Larry You were born on the 28th of December 1982

Which means you were 16 in 1998 And on your 16th birthday This was number one I've said this before but This was my rollerblading music. We bought this CD from the warehouse. Who do you reckon would win in a rollerblading race, me or Clint? Now that's a race I would like to see.

I would put $1,000 on myself. That's a lot. Now we have to do it. That's a race I would like to see I would put a thousand dollars on myself That's a lot Now we have to do it That's a lot When's the last time you rollerbladed? 20 years ago Now you're confident But I've ice skated in that time

I've said this before I'm a very good ice skater How good? How good? I can't do jump Not Tonya Harding or anything Like how fast could you go you reckon? How good? How good? I can't do jump, not Tonya Harding or anything. Like how fast could you go, you reckon?

Pretty fast. Yeah, I'm very stable. How much ice skating have you done? No, I mostly did rollerblading, but it's the same thing. I really want to see this. It's not. Find the blades and let's go. I feel like I would embarrass you because I would own your ass. I think so. I don't think you embarrass you because I would own your ass. I think so.

I don't think you're a good rollerblader at all. No, Clint, I think you'd get in your head and then you'd just fall and then Bree would, like, scramble ahead. Yeah, because you'd think about if you fell, you'd break your elbow. Why am I trying so hard to be the best rollerblader? Like, what is this? What is this weird thing? All right, darling, right here, right now,

I challenge you to a 50-meter rollerblade race. Yeah, deal. 50 meters is nothing. Oh, listen to him. You want to go further? We might as well do a 400-meter track. 400 meters? No.

It's so far. We just want to see how fast we can go. Fine, you pick the distance and find me a pair of size 12 rollerblades. That's the real challenge. That's the real reason I haven't rollerbladed any. I need some inline inverted skates, please, because that's what I like to skate on. Oh, jeez.

Bree needs the training wheels. Oh, please. Bree needs the gutter guards and rollerblades. Can I get the roller skates, please? Yeah. Because they're cool. They're back in fashion. One more birthday banger for Ray Ranger.

What a great name. What a cool name, Ray. Ray Ranger from Rochester. No, Rochester. Rochester. Rochester. No, Rochester. Rochester.

Rochester. Midway Towns, Kent, England, UK. Jesus Christ, that's a lot of places. Imagine trying to write a letter to Ray Ranger from Rochester, Midway Towns, Kent, England, UK. I'm going to say Ray's from Rochester, Kent, England. That's the one. Yeah. And he was born on the 1st of Kent, England, UK. I'm going to say Ray's from Rochester, Kent, England. That's the one. Yeah.

And he was born on the 1st of April, 19... Wait. Yeah, it works out. It's his birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday tomorrow, Ray. He's an April Fool's baby. Depends if you listen to this today. Yeah.

But happy birthday. Depends if Ray's still alive too. Shut up. Ray, you were 16 in 1989. Here's your birthday banger. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there.

Huge banger. Massive song from Madonna. Like a prayer. I will not be voting for anything other than my rollerblading music today. I'll be voting for Offspring, Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Go on. Go on? Go on.

Go on. Let's get it together, everybody. Give it to me, baby. Find the skates, Claude We roll at dawn At dawn More like we fall at dawn Have a great weekend everybody

We'll catch you back next week See ya Bye ZM, Brie and Clint I'm gonna see you G'day everybody, happy Friday Welcome to the Brie and Clint show G'day guys, happy Fri-yay Get out the rosé And we'll have a bit of a payday

On a hey, hey yay Slay, slay Oh damn it, that's the perfect way to end it Hey, look, we want to give you this information as quickly as possible because I know it affects a lot of ZM listeners' plans for this weekend. Breaking news that the Symphony in the Domain event scheduled for tomorrow in Auckland City has had to be postponed to the rain day of Sunday this weekend.

It's moving by one day. The forecast is bad for the weather in central Auckland tomorrow afternoon, which is hard to believe looking out the window at the moment, So one day the forecast is bad for the weather in central Auckland tomorrow afternoon, which is hard to believe looking out the window at the moment. But it is. The forecast is bad and potentially dangerous. So for everybody's safety and for a better gig, the gig is going ahead as planned on Sunday. Just the day after.

So just move all your plans to 24 hours later. Yeah. Yeah. To the next day. And you know what's good about that? If you have a big one, hungover at work instead of on your weekend, you get paid to be hungover.

Yeah, I love being hungover at work. Yeah, do it on someone else's watch. Do it on company time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there you go. If you are going along, we will see you there on Sunday. We have $500 cash up for grabs at 4 o'clock today

with the new Cookie Time cookie sandwiches in what is arguably the easiest game in radio. It's very, very simple. We give you the word. You try and pick what is its coolest partner. The best word associated with that word, you pick up that amazing prize. Plus at 5 o'clock, Friday Oki is back and we're singing Lizzo.

That note right there is going to be the issue. Which one? This one. Go on, you give us a note. Tasty blowout. Yeah, I'm not warmed up. Yeah, you need to warm up. Can we get a hot water bottle for him? For what?

You know. Just a little saucer of warm water. The jelly beans? That'd be good. All right, sweet. Let's kick off the show. Tradie versus lady right now for a Friday. $50 cash.

If you want to win it heading into the weekend, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Who's got it? Who you want to win it heading into the weekend. Call now 0800 DIALZM. Who's got it? Who's going to take it out today? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Alright, here we are. Last game

of the week. The tradies are one in front on 27. The ladies on 26. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from sunny Auckland. She is 39 years old and she is a Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master. Welcome to the show, Lisa. G'day, Lisa. You pumped for the new movie that's coming out?

I already went and saw it. It's amazing. Is it amazing? I loved it. We've heard good things. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Palmy. They're 19 years old and they're an apprentice

and they need the money for the races. Welcome to the show, Thomas. G'day, Thomas. How are you going? Have you got a crisp collared shirt ready to go? Yeah, Mum's ironing it tonight. Oh, nice. Got your town shoes ready to party? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it tonight. Yeah, perfect. Got your town shoes ready to party?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, good stuff, good stuff. God, there's going to be so much tarot cash at that event. It'll be tarot cashed out. Yeah. Thomas wants to get tarot cashed out with 50 bucks from KFC. So your buzz is tradie, Lisa, yours is lady, and first to three correct answers gets that 50 bucks.

Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What kind of sports team does fictional club manager Ted Lasso coach? Tradie. Yes, Thomas. American football. Technically, no.

I'm going to say no. It's not about... We didn't say Did he coach No Currently coach Currently coach Lisa you want to have a stab Just guess a sport

Just guess Just make one up It's a pretty common sport Anything Any sport Pretty common sport We'll give you three seconds No

We were looking for Soccer team Yeah Ted Lasso Ted Lasso Ted Lasso Watch it It's a great fantastic show. Question number two.

A Tesla caught fire on the Auckland Harbour Bridge this morning. When it comes to cars, what do the letters EV stand for? Lady. Lisa. Electric vehicle. Nice work. She's on the board. One to the ladies. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Lisa. Lisa. Akon. Yeah. She's away and she's firing. That's two to the ladies.

You need this one here, Thomas. Come on, Thomas. It's going to be a bad day in the races, man. You've got to get in there. You've got it. Question number four. What movie is this quote from? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Lady? Yes, Lisa. For the win. Top Gun? Good guess. No. Technically true. Yeah, but it's not in that movie.

Thomas? Thomas? No, no idea. You don't know it. I'll give you another hint. Great Scott! Oh, Lady? Yeah, no, you can't. We've got to give Thomas another hint. Great Scott! Oh, lady. Yeah, no, you can't.

You've got to give Thomas a go. No, no, pass, pass. Lisa, just for fun. Yeah, Lisa. Back to the future. Yeah, back to the future. All right, we'll move on. Question number five.

Jenny, who was the first female Prime Minister of New Zealand? Yes, Lisa, for the win. Jenny Shipley. Well done, Lisa. She's got it. Yes, Lisa, you brought home the win. That means we tie it up, 27 apiece again, and $50 is coming your way.

Awesome, thank you. You're going to have to jump the fence at the races, Thomas, I reckon. Yeah. Either that or bet really, really big. We've all done it. Jump the fence, I say. Brian Clint. I want to ask, what is the weirdest place you've ever indoor gardened?

Ah. And it's off the back of Gina Rodriguez, who is Cristiano Ronaldo. I mean, one of the most famous people in the world, a football player. It's his girlfriend, and I think they've got a couple of kids together. They've been together for a while, and she actually has a show on Netflix

called I Am Georgina. Right, okay. Second season has just come out on Netflix, and pretty much follows her life as a footballer's missus. People would be interested in that. As a wag.

As a wag to one of the most highly paid footballers in history. Yes. Yeah. She's not just, you know, like she's not dating a crusader. Yeah, she's dating one of the most famous, richest people in the world. Yeah. And it's something to be these days, a wag, isn't it? Yeah.

What do you call a husband? Dag. Dag. Dag? Bag. So wag is wives and girlfriends. Yeah. If it was men.

Oh, I see what it stands for. Yeah, wives. Yeah, did you not know that? I didn't know that. The wags, the wives and girlfriends. The wives and girlfriends. Okay. So if it was men. Oh, is that what it stands for? Yeah, wives. Yeah, did you not know that? I didn't know that. The wags, the wives and girlfriends. The wives and girlfriends. Okay. So if it's a –

So it's the husbands and the boyfriends. So H and B. Habs. Habs. Or baths. The bath. The baths. The bath.

The bath. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's talking about this particular episode on the second season of I Am Georgina because she let slip that her and very famous boyfriend, Cristiano, one time had some indoor gardening time in a weird place. She's calling it that.

Okay. How weird? I'm going to let you have one guess. Football changing room. Oh, that's a it that. Okay. How weird. I'm going to let you have one guess. Football changing room. Oh, that's a good one. In the Real Madrid changing room. See, that's good. I'd be sweaty.

Yeah. It would be stinky, but it would also smell like deep heat, which is kind of nice. Not bad. Okay, not that. Not that. Not that. She said in a recent episode that one time her and Ronaldo indoor gardened in their spa.

Oh, okay. You're disappointed. Don't lots of people do it in their spa? I don't have a spa, but. Well, this is the thing. I don't know. I don't have a spa. I've heard.

Oh, my parents have a spa. They'd be rampant. Oh, I always go on the spa when I go home to visit. They're empty nesters too. Yeah. At the very least, your parents will be sparring in the nude. You reckon? Should we call my mum and ask her if she spars in the nude?

Yeah, do you want to see if you can get her on, Claude? You call my mum. We'll ask her if she's ever had a spa in the nude. I don't feel like she would have. I mean, they live in the nude. Yeah, do you want to see if you can get her on, Claude? Can you call my mum? We'll ask her if she's ever had a spar in the nude. I don't feel like she would have. I mean, they live in the country, so if there's anywhere to do it. Why would you put on togs if you live in the country and all the kids have moved out? Why would you bother?

Do you reckon her and Dad have had a spar in the nude together? Yeah, I put money on it. Do you want to make a bet? Yeah. I can't. Do you want this bet? Do you really want this bet? It's a weird bet for me to make.

Because if you lose, not only do you have to picture your parents having a nude spa, but you have to pay me $50. I'm saying no. I'm saying it didn't happen. I know. So it's double loss for you if you lose. That they didn't have. Yeah, if you lose the bet, then they did. So there's that mental picture for you.

And you give me the money. We've got her. Mum and Di, good, that's, I think, almost worse. Mum and Di, good afternoon. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. So happy to hear from you. Hi, Mum. Just called to say hello. That's it. Goodbye. See ya. Bye, Mum. I changed my mind.

Mum, nothing. Don't worry about it. Really? It's one of those I have to respect your wishes things. Okay, spit it out, guys. Okay, all right, all right, Mum and Dad. Quick question. Do you have a spa pool yet? Yes.

When you and Steve have a spa, when the kids aren't there, togs on or togs off? Togs on, of course. Oh, okay. What about if Steve's out working the land and it's just you? Togs on, but I might put the bikinis on. Oh, you're nice. Nice.

Cool. Yeah, no, it's not nice. I can tell you. It's horrendous. So you've never had a spa naked in the spa? No, Brianna. Ask her if she's done what Cristiano Ronaldo and his partner did. Ask her if she's done that.

Ask her if she's. Hey. I don't know Hey, don't, don't. Why, what did he do? Um. Okay,

I can tell her what he did. Come on. It's not asking her. Yeah, go on. Cristiano Ronaldo and his missus had some indoor gardening time in the spa,

mum. Oh, yuck, there'd be floaties in there then. Oh. It wouldn't be, it wouldn't be good, would it? Mum, they had to. Cristiano's in there then. It wouldn't be good, would it? Cristiano's in there with the

skimming net, getting the floaties off the top of the sky. Apparently, Mum, they had to up the chlorine dosage. Oh my goodness me. Okay, you passed the test. Thank you. I feel sorry for the people who get in after. Oh, my goodness me. Get rid of all the bacteria. Okay, you passed the test. Thank you. I feel sorry for the people who get in after. That wouldn't be good. Yeah, well, that's what I was worried about when we started talking about yours and Dad's

bar. You've cleared everything up now. Thanks, Mum. Appreciate it. Love you. Love you. Bye. I'd get in the hot tub with Clint, though.

That wouldn't be too bad. Me too. Bye, Mum. See you. Bye. Bye. See you later. Bye.

That's it. Bye, Mum. See you. Bye, bye. See you later. That's it. Bye, Mum. Oh, God. It's a Friday. I didn't ask for this crap on a Friday. I didn't even suggest it. She suggested it. So really it would be rude of me to say no.

I'm going to move swiftly straight along. I want to ask you quite a personal question. We're not going to ask any more detail than just one word. Yes. To describe the weirdest place you've indoor gardened. You just get one word. One word? Yeah.

Bree and Clint. I've just Googled, can you have that in a spa pool? It says, due to the chlorinated water in pools and hot tubs, the exposure of sensitive lady parts to the water can cause pH changes, which can lead to yeast or bacterial infections. Yeah, that's why you shouldn't wash your foof with normal soap. Or do it in a spa pool.

Yep. You've got to get those pH levels exactly right. And by pH, what does it stand for? Poo. That was a hospital pass. Sorry, mate. Let's move on. Let's go to the phones.

We're asking you. We only want one word. One word. You only get one word. Because it's not really allowed to's go to the phones. We're asking you. We only want one word. You only get one word. Because it's not really allowed to talk about that. This is not really like broadcastable stuff. It's just one word though. Yeah, so you can say the one word to describe where it was.

We have to speak in code and talk about indoor gardening. Yes, the one word to describe the craziest place you've indoor gardened. Let's go to Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hi. We just want one word. Okay, just one word to describe it.

Sauna. Whoa, Lisa. It's your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa. Hot and steamy. Yeah. Am I right? Public sauna

or private sauna? Private. Ah, okay. Good. It'd be quite risky. The Liz Mills sauna? Yeah. Should we go for a few texts?

Go on. There's a lot of texts coming through. Can I just say, just because you hyphenate a word doesn't make it one word? Like school-toilets is not one word. Jeez, I would hate to hear that story. Someone said lagoon. Okay. Someone else lagoon. Okay. Someone else just wrote the word jet ski.

Right, okay. That is saucy. I want to know if it's running or not. Someone said boss's desk. That's two words, but we'll accept it. Tractor. Someone else said warehouse. Limo.

Bush. Church. Church. There's a lot of church ones. limo, bush, church, church. There's a lot of church ones. Church gardens, church car park. That better not be from the priest. Someone said shearing shed. Oh, yeah.

Graveyard. Graveyard. Some people are into that. Really? Is that a thing? Like spooky, gothic. We don't want to yuck anyone's yum, do we? Good, Nathan.

Hi, Nathan. Hello, Nathan. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks. Are you a man who can be trusted to keep it to one word? It's probably about three or four. Three or four? Well, same fast then.

The weirdest place you've indoor gardened is? Abandoned public pool. You know what, Nathan? When I think sexy, I think abandoned public pool. Are you talking about why we're a hot springs north of Auckland? I would love it to be that fancy, but it just wasn't. Was it the Kiwi Two Pools in Christchurch after the earthquake? Wouldn't they be empty with all the crates?

I know exactly where you were. Oh, Nathan. Thanks, Nathan. We appreciate it. We'll go to Jess. You get an opportunity and you run with it. Yeah. Jess, in one word, weirdest place you've indoor gardened? On a bridge.

Oh. Better than under a bridge. Yeah. Better than under a bridge. Yeah. Like some kind of troll. Wait, are we talking places or positions? Well, a place, surely. Jess. Thanks, Jess.

We're going to leave it at one word. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Why anonymous? Are you scared that somebody's going to hear? Did you do it with someone you weren't supposed to?

Yes, and I would get into a lot of trouble if my old colleagues find out. Okay, don't say too much. Just give us the one or two words to describe the craziest place you've indoor gardened. With stories covered. Just give us the one or two words to describe the craziest place you've indoor gardened. Where the storage cupboard. What, where the stationery is? No, the Christmas decorations were stored in there.

Oh. You were like the angel on top of the tree. Yes. Yeah. Merry Christmas. All right, you raunchy lot. We said one word. Someone said in a skydiving plane while it was parked and no one was in it.

Someone else said car wash. Oh, yeah, nice. Through the car wash. That's a challenge. That's a race. You want to pay for the deluxe wash in that situation, eh? Yeah, you really do. It gives you a bit more time.

Your hubby's like, nah, just the standard wash. And you're like, nah, babe, should we get the longer one? He's like, we won't need it. Someone said a library, pool table. There's so many different ones. Someone said Bree's mum's spa pool. Excuse you. Bree and Clint.

Anyone on the dating apps In particular Hinge Listen up, this is a warning A bit of a warning A woman who decided to bravely return To the dating apps after a run of really bad experiences On the dating apps? I hear that can happen Oh yeah, it's a bloody battlefield

But she's like nah This is how people date now I've got to get back on the horse. She signed back up to Hinge, got back on there, and she has been left. Wait, she met a horse on the dating apps? No, no, she jumped back on the horse. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a metaphorical horse. Right. It's actually just a saying. Is it? Yeah, yeah, just getting back on the horse. I haven't heard that one before. It just means giving it another go. Oh, gotcha.

Yeah, yeah. No horses involved. No real horses. No, no real horses. Metaphorical. Yeah. Unless you're a horse rider who's scared of going back to work. Yeah, wait. In which case you literally and metaphorically are getting back on the horse.

What does a jockey say? Yeah, to another jockey, if a jockey's had a fall, do they say, oh, you've got to get back on the horse? Yeah, do they? He's like, yeah, no shit, I need to get back on the horse, but I'm scared. Do you have a metaphor that could help motivate me? And they're like, no. I've never encountered this.

I don't have one. Even the horse is like, bro, what? What do we say in this situation? The horse's mouth is just like agape. He's like, wow. Imagine if they actually do have a different saying that they use. What do horses say when their friend needs

motivating to get back to doing the thing they need to do? Gotta let the human back on the saddle you know? Something I don't know. You gotta let him back on the saddle. Anyway this lady's gone back on hinge and she has been left shooketh by the person that suggested that

she date. Because Hinge has this thing, so I've heard, where it matches you with your ideal match. It goes to all of what you're looking for and it pulls from people's data and it says they are this, you want this, this right here. They use the algorithm to go, this is the

perfect person for you. Well, her name is Dani and she has shared who the Hinge app matched her with. All right. Take a listen to this. I could vomit at who my most compatible was. So this is my brother. Super cute, right? Yeah, it runs in the family.

But I don't know if he's, like, the one for me. I mean, I guess we are compatible in the sense where, like, we share the same parents and shelter growing up and blood and DNA and all those fun things. He literally is a perfect match. He's you with a willy. Can you imagine writing

or doing a feedback questionnaire for the App Hinge? Don't know if you guys know this. What didn't you like about it? I didn't like the fact you matched me with my brother. I don't think they're going to go on a date. I don't think they're going to. I don't think, no.

She posted that on TikTok, though, and someone else commented their experience with Hinge. Hinge told them that their most compatible person was their ex. Well, I guess they weren't wrong. No, they're completely wrong. It's your least compatible person was their ex. Well, I guess they weren't wrong. No, they're completely wrong. It's your least compatible person. Well, not technically, no, because at one point in time they were real compatible because they dated.

No, you broke up with that person because they're not compatible with you. That's the one person you can confidently say is not compatible. Well, unless you found out that they were your brother and that's why you broke up. Or a horse. Or a horse. Oh, well, got to get they were your brother and that's why you broke up. Or a horse. Or a horse. Oh well, gotta get back on the brother. Pretty basic question we're asking, but

do you make your bed every day? I didn't ask you. You make your bed every day? Nah. Nah. Nah. Why? Most days. But not every day. Why? Didn't make it this morning. Why? I was in a rush.

Don't you want to come home to a maid bed? No. Isn't it better getting into a maid bed at the end of a hard day? If you know me, I like to air it out after a night's sleep. You know, I did read something once that said you shouldn't make your bed as soon as you get out of it. They actually say it's healthier to air it out. Yeah. Because of the bacteria and stuff.

Yeah, you should let it cool off first rather than sealing all your body heat and skin in there. Yeah, that's the reason. Yeah, you give yours 12 hours. Let's go to Sam. It's a very simple question. We're trying to figure out whether ZDM listeners make their bed or not. And Sam has called through. Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Kia ora. Kia ora. Do you make your bed? I now do. I didn't, and then I met my husband, and I didn't realise until you guys were talking about it, but he's essentially trained me to make the bed.

Incredible. Wow, he whipped you into shape in the bed department. Oh, no, that sounds bad. I've worded that wrong, haven't I? Yeah. Right, so now you routinely make the bed. Do you feel like a better, more wholesome, more rounded person because of it?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, not living in filth, which is nice. Yeah, like Bree. You don't really care, Sam. I don't think it's a big deal. No, she said living in filth, Bree. That's what she said. I don't live in filth.

Most of the time. Thank you, Sam. We'll put you down on the yes side. I love this text. They said my husband is 35 and does not make the bed. We now have separate rooms. I have my lush lady bed that gets made every day and he has his manky unmade man bed.

We do the business and then he retreats to his own manky bed at night time. You don't even go into his manky bed for that stuff. It's just a no-go zone. That's smart from her. Let's go to Julie. We'll start with how old are you, Julie? I'm 23. All right.

So you're quite young, Julie. And do you make your bed every day? No, I never have. Yeah, good on you, Julie. Bigger things to do, right? Do you live out of home, Julie? Because you wouldn't get away with that if you were still living at home, would you? No, that's why I kind of moved out as well

because I keep getting told off about things like that. So I live on my own now and the only time I'll ever make my bed is if I have my parents come over. It's like a little act of rebellion every day. And then the parents can only go based off what they see and they're like, Julie now makes her bed. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley.

Hey, how are you guys going? Good, thanks, Hayley. Do you make your bed? I do, every morning, ever since COVID. Oh, COVID got you into making your bed? Yeah, ever since I just got myself into the routine because I thought I've got to do something and I want things to go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, ever since then, I just can't go without making my bed every day. How many pillows do you have on the bed, Hayley? Three or four. Oh, that's not bad. Not too many. It doesn't take too long.

I don't mean to make this bigger than it is, but I watched a valedictorian speech one time from somebody who was like a military general, and he was like, make your bed. If you do one thing every day, make your bed. The reason for that is you've achieved something. At the start of the day, you've achieved something. No matter how your day goes from there, you've started with something that you've ticked off the list

and you've had a win in your column. You can mentally check that off. And then if you have a really shit day and everything else goes badly, at least you can come home to a made bed. Yeah, see, I have another thing for achieving something small every day. It's just doing a poo. Priorities. Priorities. have another thing for achieving something small every day is just doing a poo priorities priorities i'd much rather that and i've achieved for that day right well the bar is incredibly low so yeah you could achieve a couple of things what about this text i religiously make my bed like

i'm selling the bedding stage like i'm in store. 28 and froth over perfect beds with hospital corners. I was going to say this person sounds like a hospital corner. And heaps of pillows. Your partner works in a hospital. Yeah, we have hospital corners on our bed. You have hospital corners? I don't do them. No, right.

No. And throw pillows have been banned from our bedding. No, you've got those ones that have got New Zealand towel service written on your pillowcases, eh? And that mesh blanket. Finally, Nikki's here. Nikki, I'm not sure what the general consensus is, but how old are you and do you make your bed every day?

I'm 37 and I make my bed every Tuesday. Is it like taco Tuesday, but like for making the bed? I work from home and every Tuesday we have like a team Zoom call and my bed's in the background. So that's the day that it gets made. Wow. Yes, Nikki. See, work smarter, not harder.

You're not even making your bed for yourself. You're making your bed for your workmates. Yeah, totally. Nikki, you're my type of person. You're a genius. Nikki's like, right, it's Tuesday. It's time to make the bed. How panicked would she be if she gets caught into an emergency Zoom?

She's like, shit! No! It's a Wednesday! Bree and Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. I'm just glad we moved on from the horse analogy. Yeah, same.

Jennifer Aniston from Friends. I'm just glad we moved on from the horse analogy. Yeah, same. Jennifer Aniston from Friends. I believe it's Anderson. Anderson? Anderson. Jennifer Aniston has come out in an interview and said that it's quite interesting. She doesn't believe that Friends would get made in 2023. Like if everything was equal and someone pitched the show now, she doesn't believe it would be made. What are the reasons? She's

aware that some younger Friends fans find the show quote unquote problematic. She said there's a whole generation of people, kids, who are now going back to episodes of Friends and find them offensive. There were

things that were never intentional and others that we should have thought through a bit better. But I don't think that there was the sensitivity back then that there is now. Should we ask our resident Gen Z-er? Have you watched the

show Friends, Ella? Yeah, yeah, I'm obsessed with it. Oh, see, she's fine. Love it. But yeah, it's quite marginal at times. Yeah. I think even, I mean, I watched the show years ago when I was younger. I've watched the show in my 20s

and I've watched the show now. Yeah. I think there's definitely parts in it that I cringe at and I feel like they would all cringe at. But that is hindsight, right. It was such a different time and at the time you know, it fits the time that it was made in.

She said, comedy has evolved, movies have evolved, now it's a little tricky because you have to be very careful which makes it really hard for comedians because the beauty of comedy is that we make fun of ourselves while we make fun of life. Before, you could joke about a bigoted person and have a laugh. That was hysterical. It was

about educating people on how ridiculous people are and now you're not allowed to do that. You can't joke about bigots? Nah. Can't you? No. What would be a fun bigot joke? You can't be like, oh, Gary from accounting, he's such a bigot. You can't say that? That's more of a complaint than a joke.

Yeah, right. Did you see Gary's outfit today from accounting? What a bigot. No? Can't do it? There's a joke there somewhere, but I just can't find it. Obviously, I definitely shouldn't be a writer on a show. Jennifer Aniston was right.

You just can't joke about it now. It's not possible. It turns out I never could. Bree and Clint. On Fridays, Bree and I go head-to-head in a singing battle called Friday-oke. Friday-oke! That's not the new button. That's the old one.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rian Clint's Friday-okey. His husk. His husk. Line them up. We'll knock them down. Lizzo's coming to the country, so we thought, hey,

let's keep it topical. Let's keep it relevant. Let's join the hype and do a Lizzo song Absolutely Lizzo songs are always fun She's so good So good

She's such a performer She puts so much theatrics As well as As well as vocal performance Into her songs She's got the thrills The trills So we've done that

We've done good as hell It's loaded up It's ready to go I thought this week Seeing as they start They both start Straight away Yeah

We could do a little teaser Oh To see who's You think is gonna be better Oh okay So mine Just starts like this I do

Okay No it's not bad And Bree's It just starts like this I do Whoa Oh I'm not confident Claudia based off those tiny bits bad. And Breeze, it just starts like this. I do my... Whoa. Oh, I'm not confident. Claudia, based off those tiny bits, who do you think

is going to be the better in Friday Oki this week? Probably me, to be honest. I'd back you in for the win. This is how it works. We play you both in full, and then we get you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and choose the winner of Friday Oki. I chose the song, so I'll be a big brave boy and go first.

Alrighty. This is My Lizzo, Good As Hell. I do my hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling? Good as hell. Hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling? Good as hell.

Woo child, tired of the bullshit. Go and touch your shoulders off. Keep it moving, yeah slow Time to get some new shit in there Swimwear, go into the pool shit Come on now, dry your eyes You know you a star, you can touch the sky I know that it's hard, but you have to try

If you need advice, let me simplify If we don't love you anymore Then walk your fine ass out the door I do my hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? Hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? Baby, how you feeling?

Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell Told you I gave it 110%. Holy moly. First text through. Clint, let that cat go. It's animal cruelty. It's a really high note and it's not a note that's in my range. It is a high note.

And I could have just gone, feeling good as hell. But boring, I had to strive for greatness. I had to have just gone, feeling good as hell. But boring. I had to strive for greatness. I had to twist my nips to get up there. Shoot for the moon. At least if you fall, you'll sound like an idiot on the radio. Next time, twist your nips and it makes you go higher. You reckon that will do it?

Yeah, it does. Get you in, twist my nips. Look, I know you think you know the outcome just from hearing mine, but you don't because you haven't mine But you don't You never know Because you haven't Heard Breeze yet You never know Trust me

We never know You never know How it's going to turn out So here it comes Breeze best effort Recorded with a professional Audio engineer He did his best

This is Breeze Lizzo I do my hair toss Check my nails Baby how you feeling Feeling good as hell Hair toss Check my nails Baby you feeling? Feeling good as hell. Head toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling?

Feeling good as hell. Ooh, child, tired of the bullshit. Go and dust your shoulders off. Keep it moving, yes, Lord. Trying to get my new shit in there. Swim, wear, going to the pool, shit. Come now, come dry your eyes. You know you a star, you can touch the sky. I know that it's hard, but you have to try.

If you need advice, let me simplify. If we don't love you anymore, just walk your fine eyes out the door. I do my hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell. Hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell. Hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feeling?

Feeling good as hell. Feeling good as hell. Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell. Oh, Brizzo in the house, baby. Brizzo. Does that make me Clizzo? Yeah, you're Clizzo.

Brizzo, you're Clizzo. Frizzo, you're Clizzo. All right. All right. All right. All right. It's out there now. They're out there. They're out in the world.

And now we need your opinion. Yeah. Who did the better Lizzo? We need five people to call through on 0800-DARLS-ZM. This is your chance to have your say on it as well. Give some feedback, some constructive criticism, or just a straight out burn. Whatever you want to do for us this afternoon. That is up to you. You can also text that feedback to

9696. It is always welcome. Someone said, how long have you two been doing Fridayoke? I'm honestly disappointed that you haven't improved. Hey, I feel like that was a good week for me. I feel like that was a drastic improvement. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey! Welcome back to it. We are locked in a very heated Lizzo battle this afternoon. Yes. Both versions of our Lizzo have gone to air and they sound like

this. Mine sound like this. Mine sounded like this. That's the whole thing. Don't play the whole thing. And Bree sounded like this. And now we want to know from you, who's the better Lizzo? Is it Brizzo or Clizzo? All right. I think we might have lost one of our votes.

Do we need an extra vote? Someone's just dropped off. So if you have always wanted to vote on Friday, there is one spare line on 0800DALS.M right now. We'd love to have you. But let's go first to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Did to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Did that make it better or worse? Oh, pretty good. Me and mum are off to karaoke tonight. Oh, perfect. How good.

Maybe you can do a Lizzo song. You've got to do this song. Yeah, maybe not. Okay, who are you voting for? Is it me or Bree? I'm sorry to say, mate, but I definitely vote for Bree-o. Oh, thank you, Rebecca Zizzo. One for Bree-zo.

That's fine. You're in the lead at the moment. Let's go straight to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. G'day, Amanda. Hello. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks.

We'd like your feedback this afternoon, Amanda. Yes, yep, no. It's both of you. Amazing job. I listen to you guys every Friday and it's really great. Love you, Bree, but this week it's going to have to be Clint. Are you voting for Clizo?

I am voting for Clizo. You've just made my whole week. Oh, I love it. Thank you so much. Thanks, Amanda. Have a good weekend, mate. Let's go to Maya and Maya's mum, Naomi. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi good weekend, mate. Let's go to Maya and Maya's mum, Naomi.

Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. Hi, team. What do you think? Who do you want to vote for in today's Friday Okie? Three.

Oh, thanks, Maya. I knew you had my back. But she did think that Clem's was the funniest. Yeah, right. Well, that's always a win. Sometimes that's good to win that category. Man, I wish that was the criteria. Then I'd have a lot more wins. I feel like I would have a lot more wins too.

The problem is I was taking it seriously. Thank you, Maya. We really appreciate your vote. It's 2-1 to Bree. Let's go to Maramu. Hi, Maramu. G'day, mate. Hello.

You don't really name Miriam? Oh, Miriam. Oh, sorry, someone spelt your name wrong, Miriam. They made the M into a U, and then I was like, oh, Marama is not a name I've heard before. Completely butchered your name, Miriam. Miriam, tell us, what do you think? Oh, look, I bought Lizzo tickets the other day

and I'm thinking I could have saved my money. Yeah, right? You've got a live Lizzo performance today. So you vote for Bree, she wins. You vote for me, we go to deadlock. What's it going to be? Come on, Miriam. Oh, look, I'm sorry, Clizzo, but it has to be Brizzo.

It's got to be Brizzo. To my head, to my head. Check my nails. Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell. You're a true Lizzo fan I'll see you there At the concert Front and centre Miriam

Awesome Thanks Miramu Have a great weekend Miramu Mizzo It's Mizzo Mizzo Yeah Mizzo

It's time for a birthday banger Lash Gold baby It's a Friday a birthday banger. Let's go, baby. It's a Friday. Let's get these birthday bangers on the air to kick off your weekend. We'll start with Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty.

Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. Big plans for the weekend, my friend? Work tomorrow at 4 o'clock. 4 a.m.? 4 a.m. And I'm on maternity leave, so I'm doing it out of the kindness of my own heart to come in. What kind of work are you doing at 4 a.m.

while you're on maternity leave? I'm a dispatcher for a fruit and veggie company. Oh, you are a saint, Kirsty. My boss is really great, and the person resigned who was covering me. So I was like, you know, I'll go in and cover for my boss so she doesn't have to do it because I love her.

You are a GB, Kirsty. Let's figure out what your birthday banger is. What's your birthday? 6th of May, 1993. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2009. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one. Sometimes love comes out of your mouth. 2009, let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one.

Kerry Hilson. And knocks you down. Remember that one, Kirsty? Yeah, it's not bad. I have. Not my favourite Kerry Hilson song. Yeah, she's got other bangers, I feel like. Yeah, Timberland, The Way I Are. Yeah.

Yeah, good point. She's a banger. Okay. All right, 2009. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday b. Yeah, good point. Okay, alright, 2009. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger. Kirstie knew it, Kerry Hilson, didn't she? So I like the pretty girl rock. Lucy's here and Lucy's going to do it for her dead neck.

G'day, Lucy. G'day, Lucy. Hi. How old are you, Lucy? Twelve. Amazing. Well, we need your dad's birthday then because you're not 16 yet. What's his birthday? The 13th of June, 1982. All right.

That means your dad, Nick, was 16 in 1998. And here it is, his birthday banger. Stips. Steps. Five, six, seven, eight. That's the name of the song. You know that one, Lucy? Yeah. You do know it?

Okay. Well, that's your dad's birthday banger. I do it in jump jam. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Tim. Hi, Tim. G'day, Tim. Hey, guys.

How are we? Good, mate. You got big plans for the weekend? Oh, pretty quiet weekend. Just driving home at the moment. So hopefully park up and have a couple of beers when I get home. Oh, sounds lovely, Tim. Well, let's get you there.

What's your birthday? Birthday, 28th of November, 1988. All right. That means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Eminem and Lose It. Nothing wrong with a bit of Eminem. Nothing wrong with a bit of Eminem, especially on a Friday. Love a bit of Eminem on this show.

Okay, wait there, Tim. We've got a time between Kerry Hilson's steps and Eminem. Five, six, seven, eight steps. Yeah, I feel like it's steps, right? When it came up, Brie was like, we have never had the song on Birthday Banger.

I was like, we've got to do this one. Hey, Lucy will be stoked. Lucy, because you rang up for your dad, you guys have won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.

Yes, thanks. You've taken on the win. Let Dad know, okay? Have a great weekend. Brie and Clint, here's your birthday banger from 1998. Those are dope. Brie and toes. Want to make you mine, better get in line. Five, six, seven, eight. Brie and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the One Second Song Challenge. The game where we attempt to guess songs as quickly as possible. That's right. It's always

a battle, normally one that I lose. We're pretty good, though. Yeah. I feel like we're pretty good. We're not too bad, I think, at the game. You're way better. It's probably one of your talents, I'd say. Nah, you're way better. I'm trying to be humble here. I was going to say, stop

trying to be humble. It's not coming across genuine. Let's meet our teammates. Megan's going to say, stop trying to be humble. It's not coming across genuine. Let's meet our teammates. Megan's going to join Team Bree. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi. Once again. Let's go, Megan.

Let's win you this KFC. You're on Team Bree. And Maddie, you're on Team Clint this afternoon. Hi. G'day, Maddie. Hi. Who knows more about music, Megan or Maddie? Who's more confident?

It'll definitely be Maddie, not Megan. Yeah, I was going to say Megan. Megan. You're on the right team then. Alright, let's do this thing. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. So today's theme, these are all artists that

appeared on TV singing competitions. Oh, okay. I think it's easy enough. You may not know that they've been on competitions But you'll know these songs Okay Does this include The voice

Of course Nah What do you think Wait wait wait Does this include Any of the Idol franchises Don't be ridiculous

Okay Does this include X Factor? Nah, that's too far. It includes all of those things. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to tell me the artist's name

and the name of the song. Well, I've just never watched The Voice. That was my issue. Such a good show. It's not the show for me. There's still time. You can still watch it.

Maybe watch that this weekend. I'll watch it when they do a New Zealand version. Who would be when they do a New Zealand version. Who would be the judges on a New Zealand version of The Voice? Stan Walker. Stan Walker. Yeah. For sure.

Susie Cato. Yes. But she would turn around for everyone. She's too nice. She'd be too nice. Yeah. Anyway, let's do this thing quick. Here we go.

So, Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Buzz in with your name when you can tell me this song. Brie. Oh, shit. I know that one too. Kelly Clarkson, Breakaway. Yeah, girl. Do I get extra points for naming the contest she was on?

Yeah, why not? She was the first ever winner of American Idol. Oh, you crushed it. No extra points. Two points for Brie. Team Megan and Brie, you guys are up. Maddie, we're going to do this. You're going to pull it back for us, okay?

Come on, Megan. Your guy's turn. Are you ready? Yeah. Cool. So buzz in with your name when you can tell me who this is. Maddie? Maddie, get in there.

One Direction? Do you know the name of the song? No. It's hard. It is kind of hard. It's a hard one. This is hard? Yeah, because they say lots of... It's like when I was at high school.

Yeah. Oh, I don't want to do this to Maddie, but... Yeah. Megan, do you know the name? Uh... I feel like if you played a bit more of the song, they would get it. We're going to get to the chorus?

No deal. That's what makes you beautiful. Baby, you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you live. I just watched the doco. I'm going to watch it too. So good. It's on Netflix.

There's a doco? Yeah. A One Direction doco? Like the One Direction movie. Pretty much the years just after they had lost at X Factor. Yeah, right. And what happened after that, yeah. Okay, no points there.

All right, no points. Okay, back to Brie and Clint. This one is for you guys. Clint. What? Clint. Oh, he listened to more after he buzzed in. No, I didn't.

Was he on a singing show? That's Justin Timberlake and Senorita. Are you counting the Mickey Mouse Club? No, he actually was on a show called Star Search before the Mickey Mouse Club. Was he really? That was really impressive. I told you. I mean, it wasn't that impressive.

I would have got that one too. That was an easy one. Back over to Maddie and Megan. It's your time to shine, Megan. We're one apiece at the moment. Oh, no. Good luck, guys. Come on, Megan.

Just have a guess. Here you go. Here is your song. Megan. Megan. Beyonce, Single Lady? Yeah. What singing show was she on?

She also was on Star Search. Was she? That show was massive. She got put with a group which was called Girls' Time, which I think then transformed into Destiny's Child. Amazing. Girls' Time, what a great name for a band. And Time was spelt T-Y-M-E.

Sounds like Girls' Time of the Month. Only you would think that. Oh, you would have made the joke too. All right, well, it's 2-1 to team Megan and Maddie. And Megan and Bree. Megan and Bree. So we can either tie things up here or Bree's going to take it. We better be here.

There we go. Shh, don't tell anyone. Here's our song. Bree. Dirty Christina Aguilera. Yeah. We took it home, Megan. Let's go.

50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Awesome. Thank you so much. No worries. Have a good weekend. I guess that means it's girls time. You know what, other band, I love girls aloud. I said before there's a cat mystery going on.

It's in the UK. Cat owners in England are facing a very weird and unsettling problem. Someone somewhere out there is targeting their moggies. What do you mean targeting? And randomly shaving parts of their fur. You're joking. He's what? He's shaving all the puss?

He's the phantom shaver. He's the phantom pussy shaver. Oh. 100%. What kind of sick joke is 100%. At least 80... What kind of sick joke is this? At least 80 pets have reportedly had chunks of their fur shaved off since last year. 80 cats in the UK. 80 cats.

The strange incidents have received nationwide coverage. British media are all over this. They've dubbed the perpetrator the Phantom Cat Shaver. Very creative. You know what they want to call it, eh? They want to call it that. Absolutely. We just called him that.

The PS. Him. I'm assuming it's a him. I'm assuming it's a him too. I'm assuming because I feel like Ladies would take the cat in for laser. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, ladies would have... Ladies would wax the cat. Yeah, because it grows back smoother. Yeah, you keep the cat balder for longer if you wax or laser it.

Whereabouts is he shaving these cats? So Emma Collins is a cat owner. She first noticed something disturbing when her cat Goose returned after a day of exploring. Straight down the middle of his forehead was a thin, precisely shaved line. Wait a minute. Are you telling me this guy shaved a landing strip? Sounds like it.

Reverse landing strip. A reverse. A bald strip up the middle of the forehead of the cat, leaving the skin exposed. Does it go all the way down the back? Well, a cat's forehead isn't that long. Oh, so just the forehead. Just along the top. The place where the cat likes being scrooched the most.

Yeah, like where a mohawk would be, that's all gone. It's a mystery. What is wrong with people that that is what you do for jollies? Now you go out there and shave other people's cats, grow up. Can I say, though, as a man whose cat has been shaved before, she was in an accident. She used a few of her lives. Yeah.

The shaved cat skin, this is going to be a real weird thing to say. Feels weird. Feels really nice. Do you reckon? I feel like it feels weird. Cat skin, soft cat, bare cat skin. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of dog. It feels like a really fine.

Like a bald head. Nah, it feels like a really fine suede. You like it way too much. It's nice and strong. You've touched it way too much. Have I outed myself as the Phantom Catchover? Stop touching all the bald pussy cats. Clint's like, I'm moving to the UK.

I've got to get over there. There's not a Bic razor sticking out of my bag. I deny all the charges and I am not the Phantom Catchover. Don't come over and check my cats. They're fine. They're bloody fine, all right? That's our show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us.

What a fun afternoon. Thank you for being a part of our show everybody Thank you so much for joining us What a fun afternoon Thank you for being a part of our show this week Big weekend isn't it Isn't it Symphony's on It's been changed If you haven't heard From tomorrow to Sunday

So don't turn up tomorrow to the domain Symphony and the domain Is on Sunday What day What day is symphony We'll see I don't know, eh? Sunday. Yeah, what else is big about this weekend?

I've got one of my niece's birthday parties that I'm going to. Yeah, damn. Yeah. There's going to be fairy bread, and then I've got one of my other good friend's 30th birthday parties. She's both into the birthday spectrum. Yeah. Yeah. And the same day.

Which one do you reckon you're going to get more lit at? Oh, definitely the kids party. I reckon too. I'm going to eat all the processed sugar. What are you doing? Got a bet for lunch with a mate for the Chiefs vs Blues game. Yeah. Loser buys lunch.

Nice. Yeah. I'm really excited for that. The Chiefs are going to smash the Blues, obviously. Obviously. I'm firmly back on the Warriors bandwagon, so that's going to be good as well. Yep.

Don't ask who they're playing, but... Who are they playing? They're going to win, man. Last week's game was so good. So good. So good. So that's happening. And then Symphony.

And then Symphony in the domain on Sunday. Have a great weekend, everybody. We appreciate your ears, and we'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.