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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month.
Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio.
ZM's Brie and Clint
Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Monday
Yes, welcome along
A show that's about to be on tour, am I right?
Yeah, we've got our bags outside the studio
It's got that feeling of the morning where you come to school
And you know you're going on school camp
And everyone's brought their extra bag with them
That's exactly what it's like
And you get to see what everyone's luggage looks like.
How weird was school camp where you got to see people outside of school?
I know.
You get to see how they sleep.
Yeah.
And how they wake up.
It was so strange.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're sharing a hotel room, so get ready for that.
Woohoo!
No.
We're going to Sydney to do some interviews for The White Lotus, which is on tonight on
Neon.
Yep.
And we're getting some interviews for The Last of Us that we have to keep some interviews for The White Lotus, which is on tonight on Neon. Yep. And we're getting some interviews for The Last of Us
that we have to keep a secret for like a week or so
until that show starts to come out.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep it buttoned up.
Yeah.
Don't tell anyone we're interviewing Bella Ramsey.
Yeah.
That's just between us.
It's just between us.
Yeah.
Keep it on the down low.
And don't tell anyone we're interviewing Caitlin Dever,
who was also on that Apple Soda Vinegar show
Yeah, she played Bella
Oh God, now I'm getting all my Bellas mixed up
Oh, is her character's name Bella?
Yeah, Bella Gibson
Ah, right
The Aussie that
And don't tell anyone we're interviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger's son
Patrick
Patrick from White Lotus
God, it's going to be a good time
There's all secrets to stay between us
Let's get into the show
Let's play Tradie versus Lady.
If you want to represent either camp, 0800 dials at M.
Tradie's are still behind, but that doesn't matter.
They're going all right, though.
I feel like things are levelling out.
So if you want to play, give us a call now.
0800 dials at M.
We'll kick off the show.
Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie versus Lady.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
The scores are slowly, slowly coming together.
The Tradie's on 21 and there's only five in it.
The Lady's on 26.
Our Lady is calling us from New Plymouth today.
She's 22 and she collects gnomes.
Welcome to the show, Mel.
G'day, Mel.
Hello.
What gnome are you most proud of?
Okay, I have one that's pulling the finger,
and that seems to be a fan favourite.
Yeah.
That sounds like a bit of fun.
We love a sassy gnome.
Yep.
You're taking on our tradie from Masterson.
He's 23, and he's got a pet pig.
Welcome to the show, Evan.
G'day, Evan.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks. Please tell me, Evan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.
Please tell me the pig's name is Babe.
Unfortunately, it's Trevor.
Oh, that's also a great name.
Trevor the Pig.
That's a great name.
Trev.
Little Trevy.
Don't throw that out.
Trev will eat it.
Evan, your buzzer is tradie.
Mel, your buzzer is lady.
The first three correct answers wins $50 cash this afternoon.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Tomorrow is the first day of April, known as the day to play pranks on your friends.
What is the first of April also known as?
Tradie.
Yes, Evan?
April Fools.
April Fools.
That is on the money.
Well done.
One to the tradies.
We move on to question number two.
Name a New Zealand native bird. Trad done. One to the tradies. We move on to question number two. Name a New Zealand native bird.
Tradie.
Lady.
Yes, Evan. You're in first.
Tui.
Tui.
Have you got somewhere else to be, Evan? He's like, Tui. Next question.
He's locked in. He's cool, calm and collected.
I like it. All right. You're two in front. You need this one, Mel, to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
It's not about the money, money, money.
We don't need your money, money, money.
Mel, you got there.
Is it Jessie J?
Yeah.
It is Jessie J.
Making a big comeback on TikTok at the moment.
Is she?
That song.
Oh, that song.
It's trending, yeah.
Everyone gets their moment. It's coming back. Hey, two to the tradies, one at the moment. Is she? That song. Oh, that song. It's trending, yeah. Everyone gets their moment.
It's coming back.
Hey, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Which member of One Direction left the band first?
Tradie.
Yes, Evan, for the win.
Zayn.
Wow.
That was...
What in the world?
He has got ice in his veins.
Evan, that was an impressive Tradiverse Lady victory.
Well done.
Thank you very much, James.
Are you a One Directioner, Evan?
Absolutely.
You know I am.
Congrats.
Congrats on that.
He's a man of many talents.
Team Louis all the way.
Team Louis.
We love it.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
We, this evening after the show, are flying to Sydney to do some interviews for Neon.
We're going to talk to the cast of The White Lotus.
Which is going to be amazing.
It's going to be amazing.
I don't know how I'm going to talk to Patrick Schwarzenegger and not bring up the thing with his character's brother.
Don't do the accent.
Which accent?
Don't do that.
Can you imagine?
I didn't even think about that. Get to the chopper. He's Arnold
Schwarzenegger's son. Yeah.
But he won't have an accent. No, he
doesn't have an accent. Well, Willie, will he have a weird hybrid
accent? You know how the children of immigrants
often have like a
semi-hybrid accent? I think he
was born and raised in America. He'll
probably have an American accent. Yeah, I know. But if you're dad, you learn how to speak off anyway. I won't dobrid accent. I think he was born and raised in America. He'll probably have an American accent. Yeah, I know, but if you're dad,
you learn how to speak off anyway.
I won't do the accent. Don't do it.
And don't do the Tuma line.
I don't
have a Tuma.
The other interviews
we're doing are for The Last of Us. This
is what I'm really
fizzing at. So that show comes back
on Neon on the 14th of April.
It's not far away.
I was, like everybody, obsessed with the first season of that show.
But I'm not a gamer.
So I only know the show as the show.
As you do.
I talked to Bree about who we were interviewing.
I've got to do this without ruining it for anybody else.
And I said, oh, I can't believe somebody isn't there.
And I went, oh, well, it makes sense because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I said, what are you talking about?
Why did you just do that?
Why did you just ruin season two of this show for me?
And I went, oh, I felt, I felt, you have to admit,
I thought about it all afternoon.
You did.
You did feel bad.
The thing is, and this is where, this is what you guys need to be aware of.
If you're a Last of Us fan, you need to figure out if you're talking to a gamer or a TV show
fan, because they have very different understandings of how that show works.
Because I've played the games, one of my favorite games ever.
So it was already ruined for me yeah anyway
myself anyway i was like that's okay i don't know any details about it i don't know and i yeah i
didn't tell you you shut up as soon as you saw my face i shut up yeah this morning when we got here
to zm fletch walks in and goes oh my god i can't believe that this happens in season two and this
is the exact way that it happens and i just just said to him, are you kidding me?
He gave a lot of detail too.
A lot of detail.
One of those things where, you know, like you don't mean to spoil it,
but once it's done, it's done.
Yeah, I know.
And it happens early.
Stop.
I don't need to know.
Actually, I don't know that Because I haven't watched the show yet
But
Yeah
Anyway
We'll be talking to Bella Ramsey
From that show
We'll be interviewing her
To bring back for the show
Caitlin Dever
Yeah
Who was in that
God she's been doing some big things
Hasn't she
And we're going to take them
A plate of shiitake mushrooms
I think is a good gift for that show
I think so too
Yeah yeah yeah
yeah really tie into the series it'll be great zed am's brie and clint podcast um look i haven't
talked about it much so you might not know but i wrote a book last year oh yeah i'm you know just
don't mention it all that much but we were at this auction house the other day and it's that
auction house that sold that limited edition Harry Potter book.
Yeah.
It's like a first edition Harry Potter book,
and it sold for thousands of dollars.
And I saw they had a copy of your book there.
Yeah.
At the auction house.
Which retails at $28.
I was like, you can still get this at Paper Plus.
Why is this at an auction house?
I don't know if it's the first version of the book you wrote
with the typos in it or not.
It might be.
But yeah, I did see it there.
Extra secrets in there.
But I was sitting at home this morning and my partner goes, have you seen this?
And I was like, what?
And she turns the computer around and it's a children's book that's been written about me.
About you?
I'm so confused by it.
Yeah.
You tell me.
Is it like a stranger danger book? Is it like children beware of this woman? Yeah. Is it like a Stranger Danger book?
Is it like children beware of this woman?
Yeah, and here's some pictures of her.
How weird is that?
You explain what you've seen on my laptop.
It's a book.
It says Brie Thomasel.
It says it's written by Jerry R. Brott, not an author I've ever heard of before.
It's on Mighty Ape, so you can buy it in New Zealand.
I know.
Brie Thomasel with a radio microphone, it says the journey of a fun loving host
Is that
Real
Is that a
And I've heard nothing about it
Is this you soft launching your children's book
Because that seems
Very strange that someone should write a book
About you and you not know about it at all
It's weird eh Is it about you and you not know about it at all.
It's weird, eh?
Is it about you or is there another Brie Thomasel radio host with a side part?
Well, not that I know. Yeah, look, she's got a side part and everything.
She's got a side part.
Looks like me.
It's a cartoon version of me.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
I haven't heard anything about it.
It costs $46.
Who's the publisher?
It says, what are the details of it?
And what's the deal?
Can anybody write a book about you, and do you get any money for that?
I don't know.
It says it came out on October the 16th of last year.
Wait, it's been out for six months, and we're still just hearing about it?
Yeah.
It says, this book reveals brie's
story filled with passion dedication and the belief that dreams can come true for her dream
was to become a tv host and she worked really hard to achieve it from co-hosting studio three
to hosting weekend today brie's journey is a testament to her perseverance. What in the world?
Okay, if anybody has purchased this book,
if anyone has the Brie Thomasale book,
not the one that she wrote.
No, the kid's book.
The kid's book.
Can you message us and tell us if it's about Brie?
I feel like I need to buy it.
I think you need to sue them.
I think you need to do more than buy it.
I think you need to own the rights to it.
Am I going to have my first suing?
Because I've looked up the guy.
So the guy's name is Jerry R. Brott.
Yeah.
And he's written other books about people.
Has he written any books about me?
Do you want me to look?
No, I'm just kidding.
But is he a Kiwi?
Is he an Australian?
I believe he's an American.
So he's written a book about Yannick Sinner, who is the number one- Of the tennis player?
Tennis player.
He's written a book about Jason Momoa.
Yeah, okay.
And then there's me.
And then there's you.
How random.
Yannick Sinner, Jason Momoa, Bree Tomasell.
Pretty illustrious company.
I know.
It doesn't feel like it's right.
It also doesn't feel right that you should have to pay for it.
But I do think that you need to buy it.
I feel like I need to buy it and just check that there's no, I don't know, inappropriate story in there.
What if it's talking shit about you?
What if it's like, that's weird.
Isn't it weird?
I would be creeped out if I found that
Yeah, my partner was quite creeped out
Should I buy one?
Yeah, you have to buy one
46 bucks, that's a bit of a rip
We'll buy one and then send him an invoice
I should
Yeah, for $46,000
Yeah, I know
Anyway, watch this space
I could be doing my first sewage. Dead end. Franklin. The Tea.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, speaking of spilling the tea, Chapel Ryan,
God, she spilt a lot on the Call Her Daddy podcast,
including some thoughts about being a parent
and the community of parents are pissed at her.
They really are, Bree.
Okay, so she's gone on and she was very open,
authentic, honest
in her Call Her Daddy
podcast interview
and she's...
I don't know
what to make of this.
People are livid.
She's talked about how
I think she said
all or many of her
friends that are parents
are miserable.
Do we have some audio
on this?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, this is
Chebble Rhone
on Call Her Daddy.
All of my friends
who have kids
are in hell.
I don't know anyone.
I actually don't know anyone who's, like, happy and has children at this age.
I have, like, a one-year-old, like, three-year-old,
four and under, five and under.
I literally have not met anyone who's happy,
anyone who has, like, light in their eyes,
anyone who has slept.
Well, I think when it comes to her she's quite young she's 27 she's 27 so her friends are probably quite young and i mean i don't have kids but i can imagine when they you've got kids that are
young it's it's not all roses and rainbows it'd be hard work yeah she doesn't get it though because
she doesn't have kids No
This is the thing
When you hear anybody
Without kids commenting on
What having kids is like
They don't know
And they don't get it
It's a pretty
Ignorant take from her
Yeah
Because
You know
But then
That's her life
But let's be real though
Let's be real
But it's weird to be an
Anti-kid influencer
To be out there going
Having kids is dumb
Everybody who has kids
Is miserable
Yeah
Do you reckon she meant that Or she just went i've seen people like my friends that have kids and
they look miserable yeah maybe because i think let's be real i'm assuming and from what i've
been told from my friends it's hard it is really hard you know but it's weird when you see people
who are out there like have like, kids ruin your life.
Because they don't.
Kids improve your life.
Of course.
I think she's just saying at maybe that age,
what she's seen, it's difficult.
Yeah.
It's like a friend of ours that I saw.
She's missing the part.
Yeah.
Sorry, Dingo.
She's missing the part where it's worth it.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah.
It's like a friend of ours that I saw who was catching a flight today
and they were like, I have to sit on a flight for nine and a half hours
with a screaming baby.
I was like, yeah, but that's part of life.
Babies are a part of life.
Yeah.
Having children is a part of life.
And the baby's probably not having a great time either.
Imagine how the person with the screaming baby,
like looking after the screaming baby feels on that flight.
It'd be pretty bloody horrible.
So just, yeah, show some compassion.
A little bit of compassion.
A little bit of compassion.
Have you listened to that whole Call Her Daddy podcast, Dean?
No, I'm doing that today, actually.
I love Call Her Daddy and I'm excited to hear it.
It is a fantastic episode.
I will say that.
She really shares just everything, like goes deep on a lot of stuff
and just kind of, yeah, puts her opinion out there on heaps of stuff,
including that.
Yeah, there you go.
That's the tea with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy.
Zed-In's Brain Inclin.
I've got a story for you, and I want you to listen to it,
and then I want us to discuss, if you could go through with this,
what this person has done to their
brother their blood okay when it comes to like a white lotus situation is it no because i'm gonna
say on the record no i could not go through with that doesn't matter how much money how much alcohol
it's a no uh no it comes uh it's actually to do with a winning lottery ticket.
Okay.
So the story starts and this guy says,
I think about this way too much and it's been years,
but every time I see a lottery ad or hear someone talk about a big win,
I feel sick.
My brother isn't the type to play the lottery.
He's always been the responsible one, good steady job,
never takes dumb risks.
But one random day we were walking through a shopping centre
and we passed a news agent.
He decided to get a lotto ticket, just a total impulse buy.
I laughed at him but I thought maybe I'll do the same so I grabbed one as well.
A few days later I was at his place and I saw his ticket just sitting there
on the kitchen bench, half buried under unopened mail.
I knew the draw had already happened. So out of pure curiosity, I checked the numbers. My stomach dropped. It
wasn't the jackpot, but it was a lot of money. Low six figures. The kind of money that could wipe
out debt, buy a new car, or even cut my mortgage in half.
I don't even remember making the decision.
My own ticket, a total dud, was still in my wallet.
But before I knew it, I swapped them and left shortly after.
His brother.
So there's two brothers.
Yeah.
He then said a week later we were having a beer
and he casually mentioned that he'd forgotten to check his ticket.
I shrugged and said, yeah, you probably didn't win anyway.
He laughed, agreed and said he'd probably thrown it out already.
I wanted to throw up.
Cashing it was easy.
The whole sum went onto my mortgage and helped me pay off at least a decade earlier.
No one knew.
He's doing pretty well for himself now.
Good job.
Nice place.
No real financial worries.
That helps ease the guilt a little.
Makes it easier to convince myself it wouldn't have changed much for him anyway.
Dog act.
That's stealing from your own brother.
I don't know if I could live with it, eh?
No.
I couldn't.
But you wouldn't have to live with it because you would never do it.
I would never do that.
You would never do it.
You stole from your own brother your own flesh and blood and you know how i know that i could never do it how because when i was younger my brother stole like 25 out of my money box
gold coins and i still think about it i still think about it to this day that he went into my room
and took money without asking.
How did you find out?
Because I am very stingy,
and I noticed that $25 from my money box was missing.
You're like, wait a second.
There was one Christmas where he gave me the money back
as my Christmas present, and I was like, um.
That's so much worse. I was like, um.
That's so much worse.
He was like, hey, I shouldn't have done that.
And I wanted to take this opportunity to repay you.
I was like, yeah, you should repay me.
But it's not my fricking Christmas present.
That's not how this works.
That's making me extra angry.
I've essentially given myself $25 for Christmas.
Was there interest on that?
No.
Oh, I'd be pissed off. So if he had taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from me,
you know that I would definitely still be talking about it,
like I am right now.
Might be a good Christmas, though, this year.
Maybe it's time to forgive him.
Nah, I don't think so.
Nah, give him a couple more years.
Give him a couple more decades.
Yeah, a couple more.
Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast.
Let's play How Many.
How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more
more simple. That's the simple way to explain it, right, Ella? This is so fun. You invented the damn game.
It's easy. You choose who to go head-to-head against between Brie, Clint, and
producer Claudia.
We have that caller today. Her name is Grace.
And to win,
Grace, you just need to have the most items of
today's topic, which is how many Instagram
accounts do you follow?
That was beautiful. That was good. Really?
It was close. It was close.
I did say hit to hit against but we moved on quickly.
But now we're going back to it.
Great.
The most important thing
is Grace understands the game.
Grace, do you know
what you're doing?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, great.
And do you have Instagram?
Yes.
And what is your handle
and is it public?
It's not public.
Oh, okay. Okay. Well, tell us off air. Yeah. And add us so handle and is it public? It's not public. Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well, tell us off air.
Yeah.
And add us so we can see your pics.
Creepy.
Grace.
No, not like that.
Like friends.
Anyway.
No, you made it weird.
Don't add me then.
How many Instagram accounts do you follow?
I follow 475.
Ooh. 475 follow 475. Ooh.
475.
475.
Now, a smart player will have gone and looked at Claudia's Instagram
and looked at Bree's Instagram and looked at my Instagram.
True.
Does all of us have public Instagram accounts?
Tell us, Grace, have you done that?
I haven't done it, but potentially the person I'm with may have done it.
Ooh.
Oh.
Who do you think follows the least amount of Instagram accounts?
That's what you need to pick here, Grace.
Who are you going to go head-to-head with?
I want to go head-to-head with Claudia.
Yes, I never get chosen.
That's a good pick.
Which account, though?
She's got multiple.
I was going to say, do you want my public one, my private one, or my dog's one?
Or a burner.
Go the burner account, Grace.
I reckon burner account for the win.
No, your main account, Claudia Sykes.
Neither of them are called Claudia Sykes.
Oh, damn it. I'll give you my private one because I feel like that's my actual one.
Okay.
You hold that, Claudia.
Lucky you didn't choose me, Grace, because I'm a bit out of control at the moment.
I'm following 1,335 accounts.
Damn.
I know, my feed is chaos,
so you did well not choosing me.
You would have lost. You did even better
not choosing me. I feel embarrassed
by this. I follow
2,422 accounts.
That's twice as many as me.
You need to do a cull. I can't get rid of
any of them. I still want to see every single one of those 2,422 accounts content.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good.
I think, Grace, you picked the right person.
I don't know.
I don't know if Grace follows enough accounts to win this game.
Can we go back to how many accounts Grace follows?
475.
475.
Okay. Claudia,
on your personal Instagram account,
how many do you
follow? I follow
457.
Yeah!
Oh my god, Grace!
Grace, you just snuck in there, mate.
Well done. What a tight game.
Yeah, the same numbers. Yeah, flipped mate. Well done. What a tight game. Yeah, the same numbers.
Yeah, flipped around, same numbers.
How bloody good.
What do you mean?
She has 475 and I have 457.
Oh, the last two numbers flipped around.
That was a close one.
Not confusing at all, guys.
That was real fun.
I think nice and succinct is how I'd describe it.
I think award-winning radio.
Grace, we're going to send you some free KFC chicken dollars Congratulations
Thank you
Expertly played by Grace
Yeah I thought so
We're both Pitbull fans on this show
Not ashamed to say it
Huge Pitbull fans
I've come out of my shell as a Pitbull fan in recent years
Yeah we're living out in the open now
Yeah I was a closeted pitbull fan for a long
time but now you get me on the turntables you get me on the ox cord it's a 305
don't start the party which is why i wanted to ask you this question okay okay it's a pitbull
problem um what's your take would you rather all songs exist but they are all performed by pitbull or only one pitbull
song exists but it's performed by all artists with their own interpretation of it so the beatles did
exist but they do pitbull songs yeah gotcha the beatles do hotel room service um taylor swift
exists but she sings um Don't Stop the Party.
She only sings Pitbull songs.
That's a great question.
She does them on an acoustic guitar and she does them in a country style.
I already know the answer.
I thought it was going to be more difficult, but I know what I would choose. Okay. If I had the choice, I would choose Pitbull doing all songs
and only Pitbull performing all songs.
I think I agree.
Because you get a plethora.
You still get all the music.
Yeah.
And you still get Pitbull's music.
Yes, exactly right.
But there's only so many Pitbull songs.
Yeah.
So if we were to have,
like let's say Pitbull has 150 songs.
That's it. That's all the
songs. And there's a million artists
that we're limited. Exactly. Whereas if
Pitbull just does all the songs, we get
John Lennon's Imagine done by
Pitbull. Can you imagine? We get
Coldplay's Yellow done by Pitbull.
We get Sabrina Carpenter's
Busy Woman done by Pitbull.
And it was all yellow!
Hey! Yeah! We get I Am Woman, Hear Me Woman, done by Pitbull. And it was all yellow! Hey, yeah!
We get I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar, done by Pitbull.
God, it'd be a fantastic world, wouldn't it?
We get It's Raining Men, done by Pitbull.
Yep, that's what we choose.
We get Kanye and Jay-Z's N-Words in Paris, done by Pitbull.
That would actually be amazing.
You know?
It'd be great. You know?
It'd be great.
Okay, yeah, we're in.
We're choosing all music.
All the world's problems would be solved.
Done by Pitbull.
Brie and Clint, we're back after this on ZM.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Have you seen this gross Uber Eats story out of Sydney?
This isn't the one about the guy weeing in the elevator.
Oh, yes, I did see it. I saw the footage.
Yeah, if you missed it, this guy on an Uber Eats delivery job
goes to an apartment building, he's carrying the Uber Eats,
and he's been caught on camera cctv camera doing
a wee in the elevator disgusting eh the story goes on to say that apparently there were toilets at
the bottom and the top and no but i mean you gotta go you gotta go do you though no i'm joking on
that it's like it's it's like the old saying don't fart in an elevator because you never know who's
going to get in and where they're going to get in it's the same thing i got caught out with that
once yeah don't urinate in an elevator i don't know if that's the same as farting in an elevator
yeah i don't think it's on the same level don't urinate as an uber eats driver in an elevator
anyway he's been let go his uber eats abilities have been suspended. If he's doing that, it makes me think
what else is he
capable of? Where are his
hygiene standards? He's definitely stealing
a few chippies from the bag
and probably hasn't washed his hands
because he's wearing an elevator. Can you
imagine you open your news
app the day after you've
treated yourself to some Uber Eats
and you see the apartment building and you're like, oh, I live in that some Uber Eats and you see the apartment
building, you're like, oh, I live in that apartment building.
And then you see the CCTV footage and you go, wait a second, that's the guy who delivered
my pad thai.
My piss pad thai.
And then you go, oh my God, that is my pad thai that he's holding.
And it's too late by that stage.
You've eaten it.
Yep.
Because you didn't know.
It's done.
You didn't know.
And you go Wow okay
I had dinner delivered to me
By the
Peeing Uber Eats driver
You know
How
He didn't pee in the food
By the way
No it was just in the corner
Of an elevator
You know what I found
Even more
Psychotic
Yeah
Is that he peed in the corner
Where people press the buttons
Oh
Like the other side Yeah It's probably got less traffic going to it
because you don't have to go there to press the buttons.
Like a dog marking his territory.
Like all over where the buttons are.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Not odd.
Anyway, it serves you right for being lazy
and not going out and getting your own food.
I mean, yeah, that's a good way of thinking of it.
Yeah, exactly right.
A ZM's Brinklin Podcast.
I went to, I had a delightful dinner out last night, actually.
Where?
Felt like the last days of summer at the moment if you go out, because of course it's Daylight
Savings next weekend.
It was a ripper day yesterday in Auckland.
So me and the family were like, nah, let's go out and have dinner somewhere outside tonight
and make the most of it.
We went to a local bowling club, actually.
Ooh, like a lawn bowls club.
A lawn bowl.
I love a lawn bowls club.
I feel like it's, you know, comforting.
Yeah.
It's like going to an RSA or the tennis club or any club like that.
It's nice.
Just good vibes.
Good prices too.
And because it's New Zealand and you will always see someone
that you know there. Half of 660 were
there. No way. Yeah.
The boys. Yeah. Machu was there. Jai
was there. And they
was having dinner with their families as well.
And it was all cool. And they were
playing some lawn bowls. I was trying to keep my
dog under control. Who was the best
lawn bowls player out of them?
I didn't actually take stock, but I imagine Machu.
You reckon?
He's got that vibe about him.
He looks like he's got a good elbow on him.
He's triple threat.
Yeah.
He's handsome.
He's sporty.
He's musical.
He's got it all.
And everything was fine.
And then this other group showed up to play their lawn bowls.
And they bought one of those big JBL speakers with them.
And I was like, oh, bold to put your music on.
Yeah, like there's a lot of people out here.
There's a lot of people here.
But then they put on some music and it was actually quite nice.
They put on some Catchafire and I was like, actually, no, no,
you guys have picked the vibe really well.
And then the very second song that came on was a 660 song.
Amazing.
You reckon on purpose?
I don't know.
Oh, it was on purpose,
surely. Do you reckon? Yeah.
They're the most recognisable lads
in New Zealand, those boys. Yeah,
but would you do that? Like, if you
saw 660 playing lawn bowls, would
you put on a giant Bluetooth speaker and
start playing some 660? I would
not miss that opportunity
to do that gag. Really? No way!
It was this song.
Banger.
Which technically
is not 660.
It's Drax Project.
Oh no,
it's Drax Project
and 660.
I thought it was
Drax Project with Machu
but no,
it's both of them.
Do you reckon
they were hoping
for one of those
once in a lifetime
moments where the
boys from 660
turn around and go
no way!
No way.
Have you got a microphone?
We'll sing it for you.
You guys don't happen to have a guitar and some drums over there, do you?
We'll get on the mic for you.
Everybody.
Come on, the ones in the back.
Play Zed Eames' Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's do your birthday bangers for a Monday.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
We'll pick our favourite out of these three.
Georgia's going to do birthday bangers today.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good.
How's your day been?
Yeah, pretty good, but it is a Monday.
Oh, true.
It was almost over, though.
It's at the end, so we're on the up, Georgia. What is a Monday. Oh, true. It was almost over, though. It's at the end.
So we're on the up, Georgia.
What is your date of birth, mate?
The 6th of November, 1992.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2008.
And on the 6th of November, 08, this was number one.
Lady Gaga's second hit.
Oh, yeah, I thought Just Dance was, I thought this was first,
but it was Just Dance, wasn't it? Just Dance was first, yeah.
Huge for Lady Gaga.
Were you doing the Gaga thing in 2008, Georgia,
with the fingers around your eye?
Oh, definitely.
I love this song.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Bang up.
Wait there.
Let's do a birthday banger for Samantha.
Hi, Samantha.
Hi, Samantha.
Hello, hello.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
How's your day been?
Yeah, it's been pretty good.
How about yourself?
Can I ask, as a Samantha, out of the Sex and the City cast,
if you've seen it, would you reckon you're most like Samantha?
Oh, nah.
I live and breathe Carrie every day. Okay, so you're a Carrie Samantha? Oh, nah. I love and breathe Carrie every day.
Okay, so you're a Carrie girl.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Good to know.
What is your birthday?
21st of Feb 2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2017.
And on that day, this was at the top.
June.
Lorde's comeback song.
Oh, yeah, it was too.
After she'd been away for a little while and, God, wasn't it a good comeback?
You like it, Sam?
You like the green light?
Oh, I've got to be Kiwi proud, right?
Absolutely.
Yeah, big banger.
Yep, love it.
Wait there for us.
Gemma's going to do the last birthday banger of the day.
Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, guys. Mate, love it. Wait there for us. Jim is going to do the last birthday banger of the day. Hi, Jimma.
Hi, Jimma.
Hi, guys.
Mate, all we need is your birthday.
Awesome.
I'm 18th of September, 2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2017 as well.
This also had a number one hit that year.
Reputation era, Taylor Swift?
Yeah.
What do you reckon, Gemma?
Yeah, pretty okay.
Pretty okay.
Why?
I'm so glad you said that because it's one of my least favourite Taylor Swift songs.
Really?
Yeah.
What about Cardigan?
I don't mind Cardigan.
No, whatever.
It's not what you say about Cardigan when it plays on the radio.
What are you talking about? You hate
Cardigan as much as I hate Cardigan and there's
nothing wrong with hating Cardigan.
Yeah, sorry, Jim. It's not
the banger you hoped for. Yeah, I don't know if that one's going to win.
We've got to vote.
I will vote for Lord
this afternoon. Me too. Yeah?
Yeah. Sam, you just won birthday banger.
Congratulations. How good. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Me too. Yeah? Yeah. Sam, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations.
How good.
Thank you, guys. You're welcome. No worries.
Dead end for Franklin.
Is it second last episode of White Lotus
tonight? I think so, yeah.
It is, eh? Things are just starting to ramp up. I mean,
it got pretty hectic last week. Yes.
And if you know, you know.
With the two brothers, if you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
But I thought... Don't worry if you don't understand that reference. It's weir know, you know. With the two brothers, if you know, you know. If you know, you know. But I thought-
Don't worry if you don't understand that reference.
It's weirder than you think.
Yeah, just think of the weirdest, most out-the-gate storyline-
That two brothers could do.
And that's what's in season three of White Lotus.
But I've seen people trying to predict who they reckon is going to die on this season.
Because someone dies in every season.
Someone dies in every season.
And you get a teaser of it at the start of the season.
Yes, but it's never who you think.
It's nearly impossible to predict, I reckon.
And I thought you and I could go on the record this afternoon
because we've got two episodes to go.
We're also going to interview the cast tomorrow in Sydney.
Exactly.
So the person we're talking to could be the person that ends up dying.
Yeah.
Should we ask each one of them that we're interviewing,
is it you that dies?
Do you die?
And then just read their body language.
Yeah.
Not a bad idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Who do you reckon, who are you predicting go on the record
and say dies in this season of White Lotus?
I'm bad with character names, but I can give you their descriptors. Describe who they are. Who are you predicting go on the record and say dies in this season of White Lotus?
I'm bad with character names, but I can give you their descriptors. Describe who they are.
I think maybe the rich man who owns the boat.
The rich guy who was from season one.
Yes.
The guy who was Jennifer Coolidge's partner.
Yes.
And ditched her at the start of season two.
And it's kind of alluded.
We don't understand why.
Kind of alluded that he had something to do with her death
to claim all her money.
Yeah.
The obvious one would be the dad.
See, it's too obvious for me.
It's too obvious.
You know what I reckon?
There's a part of me that reckons it's so, you know,
the woman whose son has come to visit.
She works at the resort.
Yeah.
I reckon it could be the guy that she's hooking up with from the resort.
Yeah, yeah.
The Thai guy who works at the resort.
I definitely think there's something dodgy that is going to happen
with the Thai girl who is friends with the security guard
but is more friendly with the bodyguards.
There's something weird that happens with her.
Yeah, I don't understand that storyline yet.
I think she's playing some people and she might be more sinister than we realise.
You reckon she's like a part of some underworld or something?
I also think that Kiwi girl Morgana O'Reilly has something to do with the entire storyline
that we're not aware of yet.
At the moment, she just sees them, takes their phones, and she's like, Kop Kun Ka, and she carries on.
Yeah.
But there's something, like she-
We're interviewing her tomorrow.
We're interviewing her tomorrow.
So we can ask her, do you have something to do with the murder?
I also saw her at the playground across the road from my house the other day.
Did you actually?
Yes, and I should have asked her there too.
We live in a buzzy world, don't we?
We will be talking to the cast of White Lotus tomorrow
and the cast of The Last of Us.
We're going to do some interviews for Neon, so wish us luck.
We're flying out to Sydney tonight.
Zed in's brain and clench.
Elon Musk has done an interview with Senator Ted Cruz
and Ben Ferguson on their podcast, some podcast where it's three white men
talking about space and what they believe are the predictions
of when we will be able to live on Mars.
Live on Mars?
Live.
We haven't even landed on Mars yet.
No, we got a little robot on Mars, didn't we?
Is the theory that whoever goes to Mars first stays there?
Like if you're the first one going, you're the coloniser?
It's a great question.
I don't know.
It's interesting.
Have you watched that movie The Martian?
Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.
Where he grows potatoes in his poos.
Yeah, on Mars.
Because they, I mean, might not be that far off to what these guys
are talking about could happen in the next five or ten years where essentially a group of them go and do studies and stuff on Mars and then they fly back.
So they do fly back.
In that movie.
Okay.
But Elon Musk has claimed that people could set foot on Mars in four years' time.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
He loves to swing for the fence, doesn't he?
I watched a video of all the timelines that Elon Musk has promised in the past.
Yeah, what are some of them and have they come true?
I won't get the dates right, but he was like,
we'll have self-driving cars in 2017 on the roads.
Okay, so that was wrong.
And Teslas can self-drive but they don't they're not allowed
to that wasn't his prediction there's some in san francisco but they're kind of like a novelty right
yeah like the ubers yeah um he was like if i can get i'll get a hundred um tesla gigafactories up
and running and that'll be enough to um electrify the planet which hasn't happened um and then the
other big one is the humanoid robots the tesla robots
which actually you know what was interesting about when you know when the footage came out
about those robots yeah and they were these robots and they look like they were fully doing
fully autonomous robots yeah yeah turns out it was all being powered by and controlled by humans
yeah there was someone in a truck that was driving the robot.
Yeah, he was like, oh, it was just an example of what it could be.
Which I do get.
He's like, I'm showing you what's possible.
I was like, yeah, but it's not possible yet because it's not working.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean, yeah.
They also said on this podcast.
He achieves crazy things.
You've got to credit him with that.
A hundred percent.
I feel like he inflates or deflates the timelines for the headlines
because it's a pretty saucy headline to go,
we'll be on Mars before 2030.
You know what one of the other predictions they made on this podcast was?
That in 20 years, he reckons that one million people
would be able to live sustainably on Mars.
Which is just not true. Which is just not true. We can't live sustainably on Mars. Which is just not true.
Which is just not true.
We can't live sustainably on Earth.
We haven't got it right here yet.
No, we haven't figured out this yet.
And I mean, Mars, let's be real, I don't know all that much about Mars,
but I do know that the environment and the climate is pretty brutal.
Like in summer, it doesn't really get over zero degrees.
But what is he
imagining changing the climate
of a planet? Yeah.
I don't know. I also have issues, I mean I don't want
to get political, but you've got issues where
a billionaire is the first
human being to colonise
a new planet. Yeah, I don't know if that's a good
idea. Does that mean that he is the
president of Mars? If he gets there first,
is it finders keepers?
Is it whoever gets to Mars first
owns Mars? What's the jurisdiction
on Mars? Kind of like Columbus landing
in America. Is it like, do you get there and you
go, I claim this planet in the name of
Elon Musk?
Yeah, that's a great question.
Does that mean Neil Armstrong
owns the moon?
He should have claimed the moon.
He should have gone, shotgun.
Dibs.
Shotgun.
The moon's called Neil now.
Dibs on the moon.
Start calling it moon.
Start calling it Neil.
Anyway, not keen to go.
Neither.
I'd rather stay here.
I'm much more interested in Zidiam's world tour to the Hamilton Islands, please.
Me too.
Zidiam's Brie and Clint podcast.
That is the end of the show.
We've got to go.
We are going to the airport.
We are catching a flight to Sydney to interview the cast of The Last of Us and White Lotus tomorrow.
God, it's days like this where I think best job in the world.
Best job in the world, yeah.
How bloody exciting two of, or if not two of the biggest shows of the year, we get to interview both casts.
Who are you most excited to interview?
Well, I'm keen to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Please don't call him Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
Just call him Patrick.
Really?
I can't call him son of Arnie?
I can't go, how's dad?
Maybe you could ask how dad is.
Is dad proud of you?
Is dad here?
Can we talk to Dad?
Yeah, does Dad chaperone you?
Hey, can you ask Dad is there going to be a True Lies Part 2?
Hey, can you FaceTime Dad?
Hey, can you do your best Arnie impression?
Can you do the voice?
You're his son.
Can you do the voice?
Can you do it?
Who are you most excited for?
Probably Bella Ramsey from The Last of Us.
She's the main girl in The Last of Us, right?
Yeah, and I just think I have so many questions.
Yeah.
And obviously they are leading the charge in terms of season two,
so it'll be great to talk to them.
Well, wish us luck.
We'll be live from Sydney tomorrow.
Have a good night.
Bye.
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