ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st May 2021

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

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Hey what's going on welcome to the podcast it's Brian Clint um we didn't talk about some of the show today but I was involved in a car crash oh have you never been in a car crash nah been heaps but it happened to me today I have I have that's very really been my fault a couple of them have you had some that were your fault yeah I was driving a friend's car and I went up the back of a car of course it was a friend's car. I know, gutted. I was looking at a Lamborghini on the side of the road and I went, whoa, look at that. Boom.

And I had a car, like a Nissan Primera, which then lurched forward and hit a van. So I was double trouble. That sucks. The van was fine. And then the guy in the van was like, oh, I'm going to need some details too. I was like, get off the grass. You're fine. There's nothing wrong with your van.

It had his trailer that was connected to his van. Anyway, I got rear-ended today. And because you drive a brand new Audi, it's going to cost you, what did you say the quote was? It's going to cost like $8,500. No, I didn't say that. And all you broke was a taillight. I didn't say that. I haven't had it assessed yet.

You know, my friend who owned a BMW back in the day when we were even more, like when we were super poor, and he bought a BMW and we were all like, you're so stupid. Why are you doing that? And he's like, nah, it's sick, like whatever. Anyway, one of his side mirrors got knocked off and it cost him two and a half

thousand dollars yeah and you have to have that side mirror so you can get a warrant of fitness you had to replace one of the most frustrating things in life is seeing people who buy cars that they can't but they don't have a plan to insure them or get them serviced it's just for the clout at the start am i talking about myself here yes I've got insurance, so it'll be fine. Good job. That's all right. It doesn't matter. If the car costs $9,000 to get repaired, I've got insurance.

That's the thing. You're good to go. Do you have to pay an excess or do they have to pay an excess? They will pay my... If there's damage, they'll pay my excess. I got hit. Well... No, they'll pay their own excess and my insurance won't charge me in excess my friend alan was driving my car i was in the passenger

seat and then this guy reversed into my car in the mcdonald's car park yes i remember this and then he got out and he was like oh i don't have a warrant of fitness and i don't have insurance which sucks for me and And then because if I... Didn't have insurance. Which I do have insurance, but it's a mark against my name because it goes onto my insurance. People are so worried about that though,

but I don't think it matters because it wasn't... Makes your premium go up. No, it doesn't because it wasn't your fault. You weren't at fault. Yeah, but he has to say that I wasn't at fault. Right, right, right, right. So if they can't get in touch with him. Yeah, and your issue too is he's reversed into you.

So it always seems like if it's your front that's damaged, then it's your fault. Exactly. No one's going to believe that you are in a reversing competition. He had to admit fault or else I had to pay my excess. Anyway, he didn't want to admit fault because he didn't have insurance. Yeah. And as soon as he admits fault, that's when they chase him for the excess.

Yeah. For my excess. Yeah, yeah. Not his own insurance. Anyway, I kind of caught him in a honey trap. Did you? Did you seduce him and sleep with him? No, I said to him, I said,

Oh, my insurance, can you please pick up the call and just say what happened and that it was you because if you admit fault, then I don't have to pay a really large excess on my insurance. Can you please help me out? Yeah. And as soon as he admitted that it was him, he had to pay. Yeah.

Which, I mean, it was his fault. Insurance is a wonderful thing, though, and use it. And as soon as he admitted that it was him, he had to pay. Yeah. Which, I mean, it was his fault, so. Insurance is a wonderful thing, though. And use it. Like, even if the market gets you to use it, that's what you're paying for it for. It's just, it's a big safety net, you know. And that is life advice from Big Daddy Clint.

Who has home and contents insurance? I do. I do. I'm going to get it. I knew that was gonna be the case. Up until... I sure don't want to start listing off my positions. I didn't really have enough for it to be worth it because I'd move out to Auckland

and didn't have much but now I've collected a bit of stuff. Now you've got all those soupy jackets. Who's got life insurance? Yeah, I've got life. Me. I don't know. Probably not. She doesn't need life insurance. Marty's probably got some. Why not? Who does she have to look after if she passes away?

You know? It's all just going to go to a horse. Oh, if you've got horses, you should probably have life insurance so the horse can survive. Oh, the horses have insurance. I don't have insurance. Yeah. Mum insures the horses.

My dog's got insurance. Yeah, pets need insurance. Oh, shit, yeah, those vet bills You need to get it because then you don't have to put yourself In a position of choosing their life Over money Pets are another one, like you were saying Do you have horse insurance?

Yeah, mum's got horse insurance for the horses You have to be very careful with pet insurance though Because there's a lot of loopholes Do you have full insurance for the horse Or just third party fire and theft? Like if someone crashes into your horse. Like if you crash into another horse, that horse is your car. I feel like the dad jokes are getting worse.

Like it's even like. Do I just cut you out at the start or do I just like sit there? Just entertain me for a bit. Okay. Just amuse me. Mate, this is my big time getting out at the start or do I just sit there? Just entertain me for a bit. Okay. Just amuse me. Mate, this is my big time getting out of the house. You guys are my best friends. This is literally the most fun I have during the day.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. He doesn't see the outside world other than being at work. And I can't use these jokes on Lucy. I've already used them too many times. Humour me. Hum. So, honestly. Humour me. Humour me, please. She'll throw something at you again.

Yeah, and you guys are legally not allowed to throw anything at me. Yeah, legally. And that doesn't mean we won't. He'll have to retell the story like he got in a car accident when really it was... What? What? You were throwing something at you. Oh, like the injury that I sustained.

No, if you injure me, I'll be telling the truth. Are you talking about the scar on his forehead? Yeah. No, that's where they cut the injury that I sustained. No, if you injure me, I'll be telling the truth. Are you talking about the scar on his forehead? Yeah. No, that's where they cut the dick off his head. If we're talking about reusing jokes, you can get them. That one deserves like six to be reused. That was the best joke that's ever been told on this show. She got me.

Yeah, you are fresh, mate. Come on. And that's the only reason I retold it, because Anastasia's new. I'm fresh, mate. Can we find someone else for me only reason I retold it, because Anastasia's new. I'm fresh mate. Can we find someone else for me to use that third-party fire and theft horse joke on? Is it worth it? Well, I don't know. Is it worth it?

Let's find out. Okay, here we go. What's the best joke? What do you guys think is the best joke you've ever told? I don't know. I don't know. But what's your go-to joke? Like, if you have to tell a joke.

Probably just my whole life story There was a joke that I Your whole life story That was pretty good Let's do it We'll have a joke off I don't know when to get jokes

There was a joke and this is a story that goes way back to when we first started this show Just getting it ready Yeah And I told a joke and it was not appreciated enough

within this team. Oh, not the fucking curry. And then, wait, wait. Not the curry. It's my turn. No, no, no, no, no. Is this the laptop? And then.

Bring back Mandela. Producer Anastasia joined the team and I said, could it be? Could this be the time that this joke gets the recognition it deserves? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were outside. It was raining. And I held up. Don't tell us your life story.

Tell us the joke. So we're outside. We're walking in the rain. And I held up my Dell work computer. And I said, hey, guys, look, it's an Undella. That is good shit I made that joke up I think it was your stupid face after you told the joke

Because you looked at us like So yeah That is good shit Produce Anastasia gave me That can't be your go to joke Because you wouldn't always have Adele on you No that's not my go to joke What do you say when you've got a MacBook in your hand?

I don't have anything. I don't have a go-to joke. Yeah. Do you have a go-to joke? I don't think so. Surely you've got a family friend. You guys tell me your jokes. Clint's like probing because he really wants to share his joke.

So, Clint, the floor is yours. Oh, yeah. You guys know my go-to joke. What? Oh, I've got two There's my halloumi joke What did the cheese say When he looked in the mirror

Halloumi I think I invented that joke You definitely did not You definitely did it My other joke is Mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says Sorry mate

We don't serve your type in here And the mushroom says Why not I'm a fun guy I know what my I know what my go to joke is then Go on Which is family friendly

You guys have heard it I'll tell it to Anastasia Because I think she hasn't heard it Okay Ben and I won't listen Alright Okay I'm all ears Okay hold on wait

Yeah I'll listen Wait Are you guys going to interrupt me I won't listen. Okay, I'm all ears. Okay, hold on, wait. I'll listen. Wait, are you guys going to interrupt me? Are you going to let me? No, I'm going to listen. Is this Knock Knock who's their interrupting horse? Because good change, Anastasia. Because that's a good joke. Yeah. Okay. Anastasia. Yeah.

Do you know the different how much pies cost in the Caribbean? Oh no, I think you've told me this one. Do you know how much pies cost in the Caribbean? Oh, no, I think you've told me this one. Do you know how much a pie costs in Costa Rica? No. It's about $1.20. Do you know how much a pie costs in Cuba?

No. It's about $1.80. They're essentially the pie rates of the Caribbean. I didn't tell it well enough. Yeah, you stumbled. You got nervous. I got too nervous. You got nervous. I've't tell it well enough. Yeah, you stumbled. You got nervous. I got too nervous. You got nervous.

I've already heard the joke. That's a great joke. No, no, no. You'd already told me the joke ages ago. Yeah. And I did laugh then, but that's one of those ones where because you have to follow the story. Mate, you don't have to explain yourself.

Yeah. Do you hear mine? Yeah. Mate, you're really sucking the life out of Bree's pie joke, okay? You made it even worse Am I? No Anastasia what's your joke?

Oh wait Stop googling jokes Oh come on Is she googling jokes? Guys I invented a new word What is it? Plagiarism

I think hers has been the worst so far well we haven't heard Ben's yet I don't have a go to joke and I'm not going to google one you have to have a go to joke I just don't I'd have to do some thinking the first joke that comes to your mind like what's brown and sticky a stick

anything like that whatever comes to your mind I don't have one yes you do. You're getting nervous. No, I don't have a You heard how terrible Anastasia's was. I don't have a go-to joke either. I agree with Ben. I don't have a go-to joke. You guys are the funny guys on the radio. Ben and I

I've just thought of another go-to joke that I have told quite a lot, but it's not family friendly. Because we're a team? Yeah. Do it in Ben's voice. Okay. We'll pretend it's Ben's. Alright. Guys, I've got a joke. Oh, hey Ben. Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Your stache looks good.

Thanks, guys. So, did you hear about the guy that had an injury to his eyelids? Nah. What happened to the guy with an injury to his eyelids? They had to have, they had to get skin grafted from his penis and put it on his eyelids. Oh, that's weird.

It's fine. He was just a bit cockeyed. That's good, eh? It works. That guy would have really good foresight. Yeah, he would. He's good. Yeah, he's got a big pair of eyeballs. Yes, that was good from you.

He's got dick vision. No, there wasn't one. The momentum was there. I was like, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going. His eyesight is a little shafted. That's good. We keep it going. His pupils.

No, go, go. You go. No, this doesn't work. Yeah, go on then. Well, my eyes are dick eyes. Come on. His pupils quite often got pretty erect. I thought of that one.

I thought of that exact joke, and now I'm so glad I didn't tell it. Because everyone's reaction was like, that was terrible. Share us some jokes. Ben, can you put a post up on the group? So there's not a million different posts. Put up a post, what's your go-to joke. What's your go-to joke. And when you do the post, can you do it as you know how boomers when they write a status update they turn it into the graphic and they click it and they can you do it as that please

and just write what's your go-to joke which one do you guys want i've never used one before do you want the love heart one love heart oh yeah the love heart one please okay boomer fog it's called but it's cool if you google boomer fog i have a fun joke i gotta go home Oh yeah, the love heart one's a classic. That's a classic. Boomafog. It's cool if you Google boomafog. I have a fun joke. I've got to go home because I've got to put a fake tan on. Are you doing it today?

I have to. That's the only time because then I've got... A day to repair it if it needs to. No, I've got rehearsal tomorrow night. Have you got a good exfoliant? I've just got a glove. That'd be fine. Do you guys want in? My body feels so good. Have you ever exfoliated your whole body? No, I need to've just got a glove. That'd be fine. Do you guys want in? My body feels so good.

Have you ever exfoliated your whole body? No, I need to. Like with a glove? It feels so nice afterwards. Use pumice? Can you pay someone to do that? Like exfoliate your whole body? I don't want to do it, but I'd like to get it done.

I don't know. Yeah, well, at like day spas and stuff, there's like... They'll scrub me down? Yeah, there's stuff where they scrub you in things, yeah. Don't look... It's not a sexual thing. I know it's just weird. You go get the hot rocks put on your body. Oh yeah, I haven't even done that. I've always looked at that and thought that looks like

the most unrelaxing thing ever. Yeah, underneath hot rocks. Yeah, no. There's gotta be another dick eyes joke somewhere. Wait, tip? Tip. What about tip? Tip, eyes, pupils, eye, eyes joke tip tip eyes pupils tip I I have the dick he was long-sighted Nah, it's a schlumpf. Nah, nah. Hold on. He always had to put in his cocktacks. You're on fire, girl.

No, I'm not. You can never make I cock with him. Cocktack. Cocktack. Cocktack? She just did cocktack. Cocktack lenses. You couldn't. It's hard to go

Hey To give him a BJ and to lick his eyeball There it is Oh my god Yeah Hey Google What's the time? It's 3pm Give or take a minute

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day everyone, happy Monday. Monday? Yeah, it's Monday. Yeah, Monday, yeah.

Some weird stuff going on here at ZM at the moment. Of course this big black box Is in the studio That you might have heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talking about this morning I don't like when things are going on And we don't get told anything about it Yeah it's very mysterious It's just there And I said what's the box there for

And no one can tell us anything No one's told us anything All we've been told is that there's a surprise coming At 4 o'clock Just after 4 o'clock. It looks like a giant safe. The box. I reckon I could we got an axe.

I reckon I could axe my way into that thing. And then all of a sudden the bloody something in the studio has stopped working which means that the controls won't work. So we're currently in George's studio. Are the two things related? I don't trust producer Ben, eh? No, you never trust a man with a moustache.

Look at the look on his face. Yeah, yeah. No, he's got... Now, look, he's walking away now because he knows his face gives a lot away. Something dodgy's going on, eh? Something dodgy's going on. What could be in there?

What could be in this mysterious box? No, it's not a person because you and I shook it like a vending machine today. I don't know. It could be a person. Well, I hope it's not a person. There's no ventilation it like a vending machine today. I don't know. It could be a person. Well, I hope it's not a person. There's no ventilation. Haven't you ever seen that movie with Ryan Reynolds?

Which one? It's called Buried Alive. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. And he lives in the box. That's not a fun radio idea. Well, he lives in a coffin. Yeah.

For like a couple of days. No, for a couple of hours. Is it a couple of hours? Yeah. Oh. It's not that, okay? It's not that. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. Wait, so you know what it is now? No, I don't of hours. Is it a couple of hours? Yeah. Oh. It's not that, okay? It's not that. Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure. So wait, so you know what it is now? No, I don't know what it is. It's not that. You just said it's not that like you know. We'll get something on it just after four o'clock. I've just uncovered it. Clint's in on it.

I'm not in on it. I'm not in on it. You're the narc. I'm not in on it. I was the one shaking it. See, this is what it's doing. It's tearing the team apart. See, now he feels uncomfortable because we've found him out.

50 KFC. No, 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Up for grabs next with Tradiverse Lady if you'd like to play. Yeah, if you want to play, call now. 0800 DIAL ZM and you can go head to head with someone else. We'll play after new Olivia Rodrigo. ZM. to head with someone else. We'll play after new Olivia Rodrigo. Is it him?

For you, I guess you moved on really easily. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. I reckon it's 69-69. I tried it already. Damn it. All right, Tradie versus Lady.

Two people. Who's going to take home the 50 bucks thanks to KFC? You just got to answer some trivia quiz questions. Today, our lady is 26, and she's from Paraparomu, and she's a makeup artist. Please welcome to the show. Oh, everything's changed around. Kiara.

Welcome to the show. Kiara. Hi, Kiara. Hi, how are you? Kiara, you said your sister played last Monday. She did. She does signage, and so she just called up, and I was like, right, well, this week I'm having a turn.

How'd she go last week, Kiara? She won. All right. A lot of pressure then. Kiara's our tradie. Kiara's from Wellington, and she's a painter. Yes. Oh, you're our tradie.

Okay, cool. We love that, Kiara. Welcome to the tradie side. You're taking on our lady. She is 26. She's from Paraparumu and she's a makeup artist. Welcome to the show, Kenny. G'day, Kenny.

Hi. Hello. Hi. Okay, guys. Kiara, your buzzer is tradie. Kenny, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC.

All right, question number one. The prequel for the 101 Dalmatians movie is out, which is the origin story of the main villain. What's the movie called? Lady. Pretty. Yes, Kenny. Cruella.

Cruella is correct. I'm so keen to see it. It's great, eh? It stars Emma Stone. She'd be amazing at it. And she kind of looks like a really good Cruella, so I'm very keen. One to the ladies. Question number two.

Olivia Rodrigo, the artist who sings Driver's License, Deja Vu and more, is out now. Her album is out now. Oh, sorry. Her album is out now. What's it called? Sour, salty or sweet? Trade-in.

Yes, Kiara. Salty? I mean, great name for an album, but no. Kenny, do you want to guess? Sweet. No, it is sour. All right, still one to the ladies. Question number three.

Off the back of the super rare blood supermoon that occurred last week, what year did Neil Armstrong take the first steps on the moon? Was it A, 1973, B, 1971, C, 1969 or D, 1984? Lady. Yes, Kenny, you're in first. 73. No, that is incorrect. Kiara, do you want to guess? 69? No.

You got it. All right, one question right each. Question number four. The Prime Minister of New Zealand and Australia are currently holding a summit in Queenstown. How lovely for them. Name one of the Prime Minister's present. Lady. Yes, Kenny. Jacinda Ar the Prime Ministers present. Lady.

Yes, Kenny. Jacinda Ardern. That is correct. I'll give you an extra point if you can name the Australian Prime Minister. Oh, God. You knew they wouldn't be able to say it. I knew... I think she got it. She said something Morrison.

You were close. You were very close. It is Scott Morrison. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Is that right? Yeah, you can win it here, Kenny. Question number five. Clint was involved in a car crash today. What sort of car does he drive?

Oh, God. Lady. Think luxury. Kenny. Yes, Kenny, for the win. Oh, luxury. I was thinking Toyota Corolla. That's more my style, Kenny.

That's more my style. Kiara, you want to guess? A Ford? No, he drives a brand new Audi. It's not brand new. Brand new luxury Audi. Which wasn't my fault, by the way. Question number six.

Still two to the ladies and one to the tradies. What does the WWW stand for in a website browser? Yes, Kiara. World Wide Web. That is correct. That means we're all tied up. Question number seven. I spent the weekend in Ha-Hei.

What island is that on? Ladies. Kenny, just in first. North Island. North Island. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. The beautiful Cora Mandel, and you've picked up 50 bucks, Kenny.

Nice work. Cool, thank you so much. You're welcome. Bree and Clint. Obviously, a show that is on at the moment is Celebrity Apprentice. Yeah. There's the New Zealand version, and the Aussie version's also started. Oh, they've got Celebrity one. Ours moment is Celebrity Apprentice. Yeah. There's the New Zealand version and the Aussie version's also started. Oh, they've got Celebrity one. Ours is not Celebrity.

Oh, yeah, true. Ours is just regular Apprentice. True. I just know a few people on the regular one and they've got quite a big following. They're celebrities in your eyes. Yes, they are. Is the Australian one a Celebrity one?

Yeah. The American Celebrity Apprentice was very good. The one that had meatloaf on it. Yeah. And there was lots of really. They've done some really good ones. Interesting people on there. Where you look at them and you're like,

how did you get you to sign up for such a hectic show? And some of them you look at them and you go, oh yeah, of course you're a dog. Yeah. Well, the Aussie one has some pretty big celebrities on it. Is Ian Thorpe on it? No, but he'd be great. Is Ian Thorpe on it? No, but he'd be great. Is George Gregan on it?

I'm going to name all the Australians I know. No, but he'd be great. Is Kate Ritchie from Home and Away on it? No. Well, I'm out of ideas. But you know who is on it? The Veronicas. Oh, both of them.

Both of them are on it. Wait, wait, wait. As a team or as individuals? I think they're a team. Yeah, right. Because, I mean, you can't split up the Veronicas. Wait, wait, wait. As a team or as individuals? I think they're a team. Yeah, right. Because, I mean, you can't split up the Veronicas. Yeah, but is that cheating? You're a powerhouse.

Yeah, kind of. You're effectively a corporation. Yeah, I mean, yeah, and they know how to market, obviously, together because that's how they market all their stuff. All of their ideas are, so we're going to write a song. And then you guys are going to play it. No, it's really interesting because there's this piece of um footage that's going viral at the moment yeah and i think it's like fourth episode in and there's jess and lisa and they're talking about

um designing this and organizing this fashion show yeah which is a challenge on the show anyway they both don't like the approach of this other person who's an Aussie comedian. He wants to go real lowbrow with emceeing the event at this fashion show and they're not keen for it. They want to go upmarket. Exactly. They want to make it ritzy.

But it's the fight that breaks out as they're having the conversation. It's just them together and they're talking about it to the camera, but it's just Jess and Lisa from the Veronicas and a fight breaks out between the two of them. Take a listen. Tongue in cheek. I want to say lowbrow humour because it really is. You can say lowbrow humour.

Yeah? Just say lowbrow humour with high class show. Lowbrow humour. I don't want to. It's funny. Okay, just let me get my thoughts together. I don't want to. It's funny. Just, okay, just let me get my thoughts together. I f***ing give you so much respect and space.

Oh my God, do not start bitching and whinging right now. No, I'm just going to say, no, why are you picking up your phone? Because I'm tuning out. I literally give you so much time. I don't need to hear it.

Don't talk to me. Just show me the same respect I show you. That's all I ask. You need to put your phone down so I can speak. Okay, when you're ready, I will put my phone down.

I am ready. I mean, if that doesn't sound like me and my sister, I don't know what does. The editors have done them dirty there. They have done them real dirty. That was not meant to go on the show. Jess and Lisa would have gone, they'll cut this out of the show.

We can have a siblings tiff. Because that's what it is, a siblings tiff. They're just having an argument that all siblings have. And the director's gone, this is good stuff. I'm putting this in. And so far it's the most memorable part of the show, right? I mean, it does make them very relatable because just because they are, you know,

record-selling artists, musicians that have been around for a long time doesn't mean they don't have fights because that's what siblings do. We have fights with each other. Oh, the fights that me and my brother had. Oh, my God. They're the best fights because you know that at the end of the day.

They're also some of the most brutal as well because you don't care. When you're fighting with your sibling, you genuinely don't care whether they live or die. And you know that they think the same. Yeah. So you just go absolutely crazy. Yeah. Obviously you love them.

But in that moment, you want them to die. Oh, you don't feel like you love them in that moment? Yeah. Like when you're chasing someone. My brother threw a spade at my head once. Like an actual spade? Like an actual spade, like a full-size spade that you dig in the garden with. That's a good item to throw.

He missed. Yeah. But he still threw it. Did he? Yeah. What's the scar on your forehead from? You know what? I've thrown a few things at my sister.

My sister and I are the main ones that go at it. I one time threw a bowl of hot cereal at her. Oh. Yeah, a bowl of hot Weet-Bix. Plastic bowl? No. Oh. Normal bowl.

Oh. Or maybe she threw that at me. How hot? Straight out of the microwave. It was hot. It was straight out of the microwave. Yeah, see, you could have done lasting damage there. And then one time a ruler was thrown

and it caused stitches in someone's foot, my sister's foot. She says it was me that threw the ruler. I say she threw the ruler at me, but she hid herself. You think she threw it at her own foot? She did. You threw the ruler. She did. She got 15 stitches and it wasn't my fault. You're proud of the

15 stitches you threw the ruler. She's a bad thrower and it wasn't my fault. You're proud of the 15 stitches you threw the ruler. She's a bad thrower. It's not my fault. I want to ask people this afternoon, because I like the idea of what item you thought would be great to throw at your sibling. Oh, yeah. What was the item you threw at your sibling?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It might have hit them. It might have not. It doesn't matter if it hit them. It's about the intention. It might have not. Doesn't matter if it hit them. No. It's about the intention. It is about the intention. And maybe you were the victim. Maybe your sibling threw it at you. Yeah. You can call us as well. We'll hear those stories. 0800 dial ZM.

What did you throw or what did the sibling throw at you? Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Did you throw at your sibling? We'll take anything. I mean if you decided you'd throw a full you throw at your sibling? We'll take anything. I mean, if you decided you'd throw a full dollhouse at your sister, then we want to hear about it.

Man, Hulk strength. Yeah. Oh, you get that in sibling fights, don't you? Absolutely. It's amazing what you can pick up and launch across the room. We know these are going to be brutal because sibling fights just are brutal. But, yeah, let us know what you threw at them. Jack's called up.

G'day, Jack. G'day, Jack. Hey. What was it? What got launched at your sibling? Hang on, first of all, did you throw it or did they throw it? They threw it. Oh no, Jack, you are the victim. So when I was five, my sister was trying to catch a butterfly

with a pitchfork and ended up throwing it at my foot and it impaled me to the ground. Let's ignore the fact that your psychopathic sister was trying to catch a butterfly with a pitchfork. Were you okay? Jack, how old were you? I was five.

Wow. I mean, you know, have you forgiven her? No. Yeah, fair enough, I think. How's your foot? You got a hole in it? Yeah. Wow.

Okay. Yeah, that's bloody good. Thanks, Jack. That's crazy. Let's go to another Jack. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack. Hey, how you going?

Was it you, Jack, that threw something at your sibling, or did you get something thrown at you? No, my bloody sister threw something at me. Oh, here we go. I feel like this is a venting situation. Jack, when you're ready, give us your victim impact statement. Well, we were helping the old man out in the backyard when I was about 12, and my sister decided that it was a good idea to play around with some bricks and started throwing them

at me. Who is your sister, Valerie Adams? How old was she that she's able to launch a brick? Yeah, she was 14. I don't know how she could launch a brick, but she did. And where did it hit you, Jack? Right in the foot and broke my toe. Yeah, another foot.

Yeah. Hey. Okay, are you over it yet, Jack? Have you forgiven her? Not really. I still throw shit at her, so that's all right. Well, you're welcome to for the rest of your life, I think. Fair enough.

Let's go to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Oh, Anonymous, you sound quite angry. It was many years ago. I reckon you were the victim too. Something thrown at you.

Yeah, you were the victim. Are you the victim? Yeah. Well, I was. Yeah, of course you were. What happened? Who was it? There might have been some retaliation, mind you.

Okay, tell us what happened. Well, many years ago when we were little, doing the dishes with my little brother, and he decided to try and hit me with a frying pan. So I grabbed the closest thing to throw at him, and it happened to be the deep fryer. You're not the victim here, Anonymous. You threw a deep fryer at your brother.

Only because he tried to hit me with a frying pan first. fryer. You threw a deep, you're not the victim here Anonymous, you threw a deep fryer at your brother. Anonymous. Only because he tried to hit me with a frying pan first. I feel like we're your parents and you're trying to justify it. Please tell us it wasn't full of hot oil. It wasn't full of hot dogs was it? I don't remember if it was hot but I remember we were cleaning up fat for weeks. Yeah right. I bet. There's some really messed

up ones coming through on the text machine. Someone said, my sister threw a dart at me as I turned from the dartboard. It got stuck in the bony bridge bit of my nose. Oh, the scary thing about that is like a centimetre either way and it would have been in the eyeball. Lucky your sister's terrible at darts. Bullseye. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. If you sleep with a snorer, I've got some exciting news for you. So listen up, Bree's girlfriend. You're the snorer, not me. Am I? Am I? Yes. Am I? Get Clint's wife on the phone where he has to sleep in the spare room

if he has any kind of alcoholic drink. Yeah, that's alcohol-induced snoring, though. That's different. You're a bad snorer. You talked about it. Okay, all right, all right, all right. Anyone who deals with a snorer or any thoughtful snorer

who wants to make their partner's life a bit better, there's a new invention that might be good for you. It's called the Somnibel. Somnibel. And what it does is you affix it to your forehead before you go to sleep. And if you start snoring, because that's where your sinus is up there in your forehead,

if it senses that you've started snoring, it will give you an electric shock. Which will jolt you. Straight out of your snoring and you'll go, oh, sorry, babe. And then you'll go back to sleep. I feel like I like this invention. Because most snoring happens on your back as

well like i'm not even a snorer it's just if i lie on my back i snore yeah okay yeah because you're awake because you know everything about yeah yeah if i go on my back which is not my fault you're such a typical annoying snorer then um you're like no it's not my fault it's not my fault well the somnibel has a sensor in it, like a level thing, and it knows that if you go onto your back, then... Yeah. So it's a preventative. So even if you haven't started snoring... How pleasant for the person wearing it.

Yeah, you say that, but the person wearing it is the snorer. So the partner doesn't give a crap if you're getting an electric shock because they've had three, five, ten years of listening to you snore in the bed next to them. Ready? I'm going to do a bit of an experiment. Yeah. What do you find more, like, less annoying?

Okay, ready this? Yeah. Yeah. Or this. Ah, jeez! Oh, my God! Oh, it just shocked me in the face! What do you find less annoying? Well, you've got a point there, but I think it takes some getting used to. Oh, my God! Oh, it just shocked me in the face!

Well, you've got a point there, but I think it takes some getting used to. I think it takes some getting used to. I find both pretty annoying. Well, I was going to say, pick your poison, you know? Yeah, right? If you're like in an old married couple and you've had a snorer in the bed for 30 years, you probably like to change...

Yeah, try something different. Yeah, try a change of scene. Yeah, why not? Spice up your life or something. That's the somnibel if you want to electrocute your snoring partner. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, there's news out today about Devil Wears Prada, and I'm here for it. What's going on? Guys, Emily Blunt has confessed that she had a very, very interesting start to the audition process when she auditioned for the Devil Wears Prada and I'm here for it. What's going on? Guys, Emily Blunt has confessed that she had a very, very interesting start to the audition process when she auditioned for the Devil Wears Prada. In fact, it was so clunky they made her re-audition because she was wearing sweatpants during

the actual interview. When she went to meet the producers, she wasn't even supposed to meet with the producers of Devil Wears Prada. She was auditioning for some other show while she was there. They said, why don't you try after this one? And of course, the rest is history. It was the movie that made her career. It put her on an international stage.

And I've got to tell you what, I'm sure she was happy she went for that one. Also, it's about wearing Prada and she showed up in track pants. That's not lost on me. It's a high fashion movie and she showed up in some grotty Kmart Trekkie Deckies. But imagine this, guys, Prada track pants. Yeah, wow. I'm here for that. An Emily Blckies. But imagine this, guys. Prada track pants. Yeah, well. I'm here for that. An Emily Blunt collab.

Yep, I'm keen. Yeah. Jump on that, Emily Blunt. What do you wear to that audition, though? Because they'd think you were a joke if you showed up wearing Prada, you know? So what do you wear? Chanel.

Actually, no, that's a very good point, Brie. Yeah, Chanel. Probably would have done the trick. Okay, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's not in Los Angeles. He's in bloody Australia. You're in Australia now, aren't you, Dean?

I'm in Brisbane, yeah. Dean, have you reunited with your family yet? I did. We did a dramatic reunite last night. We did a dramatic reveal at a restaurant. It was very emotional. It was great. Oh, my God.

I can't wait to see. Was it filmed? Is it on your socials? It was filmed. Oh, my God. I can't wait to see. Was it filmed? Is it on your socials? It was filmed. Yeah, Mum took a few snaps. I haven't posted any, but, yeah, I do have some really good videos. I'll have to share them. All right, babes, tag us in your TikTok.

It was nice. We'll share it. At MrDeanMcCarthy. Even if you don't want to see that video, you can just see a shirtless pic. That's the latest. Thanks to Disney's Cruella and Cinemas Now and on Disney Plus with Premier Access. Conditions apply. Brie and Clint. Okay, what the hell is going on? Brie and I are both people who

don't enjoy not knowing what's going on. Well, in radio, when you don't know what's happening, it's usually something bad is happening to you. It's happening to you, right? That's what usually the deal is. There's a big black box in the studio. All I've been told to do is push this button.

Hello, new friends. I am the box. I come from a long line of boxes. My father was a box. My mother was a box. But I'm not sure what I am doing here today.

Did someone put me here? Or have I always been here today. Did someone put me here? Or have I always been here? But you've never noticed me. Just like my father. Enough of that. Let's set some boundaries. Or safe words.

On my front is a keypad. The code is four digits long. After you enter your code, please press the tick button. I want you inside me. You can keep what you find, and I'll help you along the way, if you play nicely. Fletch, Vaughn, Megan, Georgia, Bree and Clint. It's your job to get inside me. That's it. Now, before we start, repeat after me. Oh, what's in the box? Oh, what's in the box?

Good. Away you go. What do you mean, away we go? They didn't give us a number or anything. Okay, this box is very sexually suggestive. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Something's happening on the screen. There was a picture of a man sleeping on a pillow on the touch screen,

and it's gone. Great, okay. Great job pushing the button, Clint. Thank you, box. I appreciate that. What's next? Oh, they're writing. This is so weird.

I feel like I'm talking to someone through. What a clue. Absolutely we want a clue. Okay, they're writing again. This is on the front of the box. This is just coming up, these words. What's happening now? Your producer will bring something in for you. I knew he

wasn't on it. Yeah, he can't conceal his smug look behind the moustache. Here comes Ben. What is that? He's got two wooden rolling pins and what looks like a cake. Is it a cake? It's a cake. Okay. It says Brie and Clint, love from the box. Is this one of those cakes that we... Oh, is this one of those cakes that we smash? It's a smash cake.

Okay. Oh, do you reckon... I reckon there's another number because Fletch, Vaughan and Megan obviously got given the number nine this morning. Do we know if that nine they got, do we know if it's the first number in the code? I don't think we know.

Or it's just a nine in the code. Ben, order one. This is so exciting. I love treasure hunts. The cake is a giant black heart. The box is black. Right. Black heart.

Okay, you ready? Yeah. Yeah, okay, you ready? We'll smash it together. Three, two, one. Whoa! Oh, two, one. Ah! Whoa! Oh, I love these! It's full of the Pascal's milkshake lollies,

and there's a few green fruit bursts. So what does that mean? And the cake, if anyone's wondering... It's chocolate. It's black chocolate. I don't know if that's important, but it's chocolate. What is underneath? Is there anything underneath here?

So there's milkshakes and green fruit burrs. Green fruit burrs. What does that mean? Box, can you tell us something else? We've smashed your cake and we've got lollies. I'm going to eat this. You're just going to abandon it. Oh, I've got it, I've got it.

You've got it? I'm so smart. I. Who's going to abandon it? Oh, I've got it. I've got it. You've got it? I'm so smart. I reckon we count the green ones. Think about it. We count the green ones. And that'll be a number. And that's the number. So, three, six.

Is there any more? No, there's only six green fruit bursts and the rest are milkshakes. Is it six? Hey, Box. Is it six? Is that what we're supposed to have figured out? It's riding something.

Well done. She wrote, we got it! It's so smart! We got it! It's so smart! We are geniuses. And we have lollies. Oh, something else.

Nine, six. I know what the code is. I know what the code is. I know. Nine, six. I know what the code is. I know what the code is. I know what the code is. I know what the code is. It's a text code. Nine, six, nine, six. Go on, put it in.

Okay, here we go. You ready? Yeah. 8 a.m. It's saying 8 a.m. We can't wait till 8 a.m. We know the code now. Put it in.

Nine, six. Nine, six. Tick. Oh, it's not. Okay, 8 a.m., box What did the box say? It just said 8am I want to know now Oh, now it's back to the sleeping guy

What is going on with this box? What's That was so fun Okay, 8am I guess I vote we put Clint in the box Well, you can't put me in the box Because you can't even open the box. Well, when we get it open.

What about how the box said it wanted us to come inside it? That was the weirdest bit for me. Yeah. It did. It said that. And then it said, eat me. I'm just, I'm directly quoting the box. Bree and Clint.

Went and spent the weekend with my mum and a few friends in Ha-He over the weekend. Oh, yeah. And what happens in Ha-He. Stays in Ha-He. Stays in Ha-He. Not always. But we rarely watch TV. We normally play cards and we have drinks and we get into all these kind of in-depth chats.

Yeah, batch life. Batch life. It's really lovely. And I didn't prepare myself for some of the stories that my mum was sharing over the weekend. Oh, my God. Did she tell you you were an accident? No, she didn't.

Not yet. Not yet. That's Christmas. Yeah. She started telling me this story about a time where, because she's a hairdresser, always has been, and at one point in her life she owned a few salons. And she said one time she had this woman come in

and the woman sat down and my mum was like, you know, people just share everything with you when you're a hairdresser. It's kind of like, you know, part of the... The cheap therapist. Yeah, exactly. And this woman, you know, my mum was like, how are you? Like, how's things? And this woman was like, not very good actually. And my mum was like, oh, you? How's things? And this woman was like, not very good actually.

And my mum was like, oh, why? What's going on? And this woman apparently said, we had this backpacker because where we're from, there's a lot of backpackers in town and some people rent a room out to them and make a bit of money on the side and stuff like that. Fruit pickers, right? Fruit pickers, yeah.

There's lots of work for them there. And this woman said, yeah, so we had this we rented one of our rooms out to this backpacker, this young woman. And everything was going great and we all really liked her and she was really lovely. And I noticed that my son started to take a liking to her, which was fine because they were around a similar age and they were both single, so that's fine. And my mum was like, oh, so, you know, what's going on? What's the big deal?

That seems, you know, nice. And she goes, yeah. And they started dating and she goes, that was all fine. But I recently found out over the weekend that the young backpacker was also having an affair behind my back with my husband at the same time. No. So she was having it off with both of them under the same roof,

all under everyone's noses. She's double dipping in the family. And then she ran off with the husband. The husband and her ran off together. So the son was heartbroken. Dipping in the family. And then she ran off with the husband. The husband and her ran off together. Oh. So the son was heartbroken. Yeah. Obviously the wife was heartbroken.

Yeah. You know? Wow. That. Double-edged sword. Yeah. How you like them apples? Literally.

Literally. That's a horrible situation. I understand. Like I don't endorse it, but you understand an affair happening that way. You bring someone else into the house and something happens or they got drunk or something like that. But for the backpacker to go for two family members first, she obviously really

liked the gene pool. She was like I'm really into this family. He's like I've had the young calf, now I might have a go at the old bull. Yeah, she went that way. Let's go. She goes, I like this one but I want the version of him that has more money. Well, it's like Goldilocks. She tried them all until she settled on

which one she liked the most. This one fits just right. Exactly. Oh, poor lady. Turns out it was Goldilocks. She's been in country Queensland. I wanted to ask people this afternoon, because obviously that's not something

that happens every day. No. Where the backpacker has dated two people. From the same family. people this afternoon because obviously that's not something that happens every day where the backpacker has dated two people from the same family. But I want to know if it's happened to anyone listening. I'll wait 100 dials at M.

Has anyone you know, or maybe it was you, have you dated within a family? So it could be. So these are the options. It could be son and dad. Father, yeah. It could be mum and daughter. Could be brothers.

Could be sisters. Could be cousins. Could be uncle and niece. It could be... Uncle and niece? Well, hey, they might be bisexual. Yeah, right. Okay.

You never know. Okay, all right. Did you date two people from the same family or three? Or three. Or are you from a family where someone dated multiple people within your family? Within your family, yeah. Oh, that's juicy. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

You can remain anonymous if you'd like. Absolutely. Absolutely. We can keep the family name clean this afternoon. Yeah. Give us a call. ZM. Bree and Clint.

Hey, this is a juicy topic that we are talking about at the moment and for that reason I believe everyone we're about to speak to is going to remain anonymous, right? Which is fair enough. If you want to remain anonymous, we're always open to that here at the Bree and Clint Show. I was telling a story about how my mum said when she owned a couple of hair salons,

there was this woman that came in and she was pretty upset and told my mum that there was a backpacker that was living at their house at the time, started dating their son and then apparently turns out the backpacker was also having an affair with the husband and then ran off with the husband. Yeah, and just left the heartbroken son and wife. Yeah. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

who dated multiple people within the family? Our first caller is an anonymous female. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Who was it, anonymous, that dated multiple people in the family? It was me. Oh, it was you, Anonymous?

Ooh, interesting. I like this. Tell us who and how. I dated my current wife's brother. Your current wife's brother. Oh, my God. Before your wife? Before my wife.

So you dated the brother for how long? That was about 10, 12 years ago, so we were a lot younger. Yeah, but how serious was the relationship? It was about 10, 12 years ago, so we were a lot younger. Yeah. But how serious was the relationship? It wasn't very serious. Okay. But you still dated? You'd say that it counts?

Yeah, it counted. And then I married his younger sister a few years later. Wow. And wait, Anonymous, did you meet the sister through him? Through the brother. No, I knew the sister. I met the brother through the sister. Oh!

Right. Okay. Oh, my God. Anonymous. Interesting. Does the brother talk to you? Is he all good? Yeah, yeah, you know, it's an awkward family dinner, but it works.

Yeah, you just got to get through it, right? Okay, that's great. That's amazing. Oh, this person doesn't care about being anonymous. Hello, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good, thanks. Was it you that dated multiple people within one family? No, it was my older brother. He dated four cousins, four first cousins from the same family. Wow. Not your cousins, right? No, not my cousins. Interesting.

How do you? He ended up having kids with two of them. So they're half brothers and second cousins. I was going to say, that makes them, yeah, half brothers and second cousins. How do you go about meeting four cousins? Like, is it a small town thing? No, so it's my uncle's wife's family.

Right. Interesting. So we all grew up with these women too. Also, Ashley, can. So, it's my uncle's wife's family. Right. Okay. Interesting. So, we all grew up with these women too. Also, Ashley, can I ask, did he meet all of these women at a family reunion? Is that how that went down? Or how did he get introduced to the different cousins through the other cousin? Like, how did it work?

So, we all grew up together. Like, we're all quite close. Right. Okay. And so, we're all quite close. Right, okay. And so we've all known each other our whole lives, yeah. Is it fair to say your brother has a type, Ashley? Yeah, something like that. First cousins. Yeah, cousins.

Yeah. Someone else texted through, and we don't have them on the phones, but I want to read this one out. Someone said, I know somebody who is dating her own cousin, but also cheated on him by sleeping with his brother slash another one of her cousins. Oh.

So this person exclusively dates their own cousins. Her type is cousins. Her cousins. Her cousins. Her cousins. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

This person wants to remain anonymous. That's fine too. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Who dated multiple people in the family? My brother. Okay.

You sound, what did he do, anonymous? He dated a set of identical twins. Wow. Okay. Which, I mean, I have heard of this happening. How awkward was it, like, because he obviously dated one twin. For how long? It wasn't very long, like six months.

And how long did he date the second one for? He's about to marry her next year. Whoa! So you could say that he obviously picked one of the twins over the other. I wonder what that's like. Maybe the twin was the one that didn't like him. So he was like, oh, maybe I can go for the other one because it still twins over the other. I wonder what that's like. Maybe the twin was the one that didn't like him,

so he was like, oh, maybe I can go for the other one because it still looks like the person. Identical twins have such a strong bond. Is the other identical twin part of the bridal party? Yes. Oh, she is. So she's going to be at the altar as he walks up the aisle to marry the other one.

Yeah. Anonymous, do you know if the first twin, did she dump your brother or did he dump her? No, my brother dumped her. Oh, that's even more awkward, Anonymous. Oh, no. All right. Well, they're all attending the wedding, so it must be fine. Okay. It's worked out. I wonder if he has one of those cards. What? You know, where you punch one and then you, a hole in one and then a hole in two and then, you know, two for one deals? Right, like a sushi card?

Yeah. Don't think that. Bree and Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name? The real or fake name game, the game where we guess

whether the names of celebrities were the ones their mama and dada gave them or if they invented it for their stage persona. What one did we find out this week? Oh, John Cleese. Oh yeah, used to be John Cheese. His real name, his dad changed the last name from Cheese

to Cleese. Just changed one letter. Because he found that people didn't take him seriously. Yeah, and then it turns out he didn't want to be taken seriously either. He was a comedian. Okay, so we play in teams. Let's meet our first contestant. Morgan's here.

Hi, Morgan. Hello, Morgan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Thank you. Team Bree or Team Clint? I've got Team Clint.

All right, you and me, Morgan. That means, Megan, you're on Team Bree. Hi. G'day, girl. You're on my team. Awesome. Are you good at this, Megan? I do not know. We'll figure it out. We'llay, girl. You're on my team. Awesome. Are you good at this, Megan? I do not know.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Fast game's a good game. Each team gets five seconds to answer the question. And running the game is producer Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. Who would like to start today?

Morgan and I would love to start. Wonderful. Awesome. Morgan, are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. Sweet as. Celebrity number one is Avril Lavigne. Real name, Morgan?

Yeah, I'd go real name. Real name. Real name, please, Anastasia. You boys are correct. Yes, Morgan. Good stuff. I always think I'm so good at this game, and as soon as you say anyone's name,

I'm like, I really don't know. Would you have said that was real or fake? I don't know. No one gives themselves the stage name Levine. I think that's a cool name. What about Adam Levine? Oh my God, are they related? Maybe.

Okay, you Megan are up. Guys, it is Mind Blown Mondays and something really weird just happened. What? Celebrity number two is Adam Levine for Bree and Megan. Oh, Megan. Megan, what do you think? Adam Levine?

I think it's real. Real name. Yeah. That's correct. Yes, Megan. Like we said, no one would give themselves the last name Levine. Levine. Yeah.

Spoke differently, but yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, Morgan. So they're not related. Morgan, we're back on here. No, they're not related. So they could date if they wanted to. They could date if they wanted to.

Have they dated? I'm not too sure. Did she just say it in a tag program? No, they broke up. If they got married, would she change her last name? To Levine? To Levine, but her spelling. Yeah.

Okay, Morgan, me and you, man. Let's do this. Celebrity number three is Nicolas Cage. Oh. Morgan, Morgan, me and you, man. Let's do this. Celebrity number three is Nicolas Cage. Oh. Morgan, what's your gut say? Fake. Fake. We're going fake, please.

I would have said fake too. Too good, eh? Nicolas Cage. You boys are correct. He comes from a family of really good directors. One of the Coppolas who directed the movie The Godfather. Oh, yeah. And he just wanted to break away from that

and make a name for himself, which is pretty cool. I never knew that. Fascinating. It worked. It worked, yeah. The plan worked. Good work, Morgan. We're up 2-1.

Awesome. Bree and Megan, celebrity number four for you is Post Malone. Megan. Fake. Surely that's fake. Yeah. You sure? I'm going with Megan. Fake name. That is a fake name. His real name

is Austin Richard Post. Of course it is. No one's first name is Post. You never know. You could have said the same about everyone. I went to school with someone called I think it was Cinder. It's like Cinderblock. It's like Cinderblock.

All right, we're down to tie break. Basically, all I need you to do is yell out your team name, which is either Brie or Clint, when you want to answer whether or not this person is using their real or fake name. Yell it out if you know, okay? Celebrity number five is Cameron Davis. Brie! Br Megan. They're using their real or fake name. Yell it out if you know, okay? Celebrity number five is Cameron Diaz. Break! Break!

Megan, is it real or fake? Fake. I'm going with Megan. Cameron Diaz, fake. Cameron Diaz is her real name. Well done, Morgan. We did it. Megan, we went for it all or nothing.

Yeah. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to Morgan, What up, Morgan? We did it. Megan, we went for it all or nothing. Yeah. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to Morgan, and that's the real or fake name game. Not the name of the game, but you get the idea off it anyway. I want to stop playing just because of this joke. I agree. Bree and Clint. Did you hear the study that Fletch, Vaughan and Megan

were talking about this morning, which said that people who arrive late are happier and healthier. No. That's apparently the study that's out today. Bullshit. I call BS. I feel so strongly about this. I've never seen a happy or healthy person running late.

Nothing makes me more stressed or anxious than being late. They always look panicked and out of breath and a bit sweaty. It says in a 2003 study, well, a lot's happened since 2003, it found that folks who are late again and again are likely doing more than one thing at one time and it means that they're multitaskers, so it says that they have a more carefree attitude to life. Did a late person write this?

I'd say so. Right? I'd say so. They're like, late people have a lot of things happening in their life. Yeah, that, or they just don't know how to get out of bed on time. That, or they've hit snooze three times that morning. That, or they're disorganised. It says they're smart and

open-minded and willing to go out on a limb. Open-minded to the fact that to the idea that showing up on time is flexible. Nothing. I don't know why it makes me so frustrated. Like I hate being late. I just think

it's so rude and I don't want to make anyone feel like that I think my time is more precious than their time. Yeah. So if I'm late, I feel like I'm disrespecting someone. I also understand that some people can't help but be late. They're just late people. You know, some people just are late people. You're just a hot mess. And maybe one day in the future, you'll get your stuff together. Is that a cop-out though? No, I'm just saying. They're not doing it intentionally to upset you. No, no. I say

that's a cop-out. No, but they're not late to upset you. They're frantic. They're terrified about the fact that they're late. I think there's circumstances, like if you've got a heap of kids or if you're working six jobs, like I get that. But the people who are just late, just because they're like, oh, I'm just late, that's just me.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that it was acceptable. I just said that they didn't do it intentionally to upset you. Like when they show up 15 minutes late to your lunch, they didn't go, oh, I'm going to piss Bree off. That's just how they live their life. Yeah. It is still frustrating.

So back to the study that says they're happier and healthier in what way because like i said they look stressed they look panicked they look like they they are terrified and you know that feeling of no but like people don't feel like that though don't they fairness people who are always late you know i mean they don't really care that much people who just just breeze in. Yeah, they're kind of like, it's not a big deal to them because if it was a big deal, they wouldn't be late. True. If you're always late. Yeah. Right. I guess I'm thinking of people who are occasionally late. Yeah.

And that's when it's... That's different. Whereas like if I'm, if I, you know when you put the address into your Google Maps and then you put it on your phone and it's like, you're gonna be, you're meant to be there at 7pm and it's like 7.06. I'm always like looking at it being like, oh my God. I have to beat Google.

I have to beat Google. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like. Is there anything in this study then? Should we start being late? If that's the key to happiness, is that what we need to do? I've just had an epiphany. Yeah.

Did you not hear what we were just saying? What? Like us who are stressed about being late, we just stress about constantly being late. Oh, my God, the study's right. Whereas people who are always late... Oh, my God, we're on time and we're stressed out. Oh, my God.

Ben, tomorrow the show will start sometime between 3 o'clock and like 3.25ish. We don't know yet. Whenever. We don't care yet. Whenever. We don't care. It's for our health. It's time for Mind Blown Monday.

Look, usually we kick it off. We tell an incredible story that's an incredible coincidence or it's an incredible stinker. One or the other. You can't have both. There's no in between. There's no in between. And our job is the hardest. You think it's hard for you guys to blow our mind?

Our job is the hardest, deciding whether you get that. It's very difficult. Which sound do you get? Because we don't like to be mean, but we need to be honest. We're not going to make you do something that we wouldn't do. So today, Brie is going to attempt to blow your mind with a story. Look, I'm just going to preempt this, that I'm pretty sure it's not up to par.

Right. But can I have points because it is off a personal story from one of my friends? Yes, you can. Remember, it's all about delivery. I'm pretty sure it's going to be a stinker. Anyway. You get to it and I'll be the judge.

Okay. And I'll judge it fairly, okay? All right. When you're ready, when you're ready, blow our minds. So recently one of my good mates has started truck driving after a long career being a flight attendant. I know him. Good man.

Yes, great man. He has been truck driving. He's doing a great job at it, obviously quite a difficult job. He's been driving trucks and recently he was driving a truck somewhere really obscure in the middle of nowhere, absolute middle of nowhere. Yeah. Like he's delivering stuff to farms. Right.

Anyway, he was driving the truck and he sees this other truck that's broken down. Okay. And he's like, oh, should I pull over? I probably should. Trucking code. You know, trucking code. Yeah, yeah.

And he ums and ahs and then he's like, oh, I'd want someone to pull over if it was me. So he pulls over the truck. Anyway, he gets out of the truck and he walks down to where this truck has, you know, broken down. Next minute, this woman walks out from the truck and goes, hi, Dan. It was his old boss from his last job from five years ago.

Are you kidding? No. Driving a truck? Yeah. Yeah! It was his old boss from his last job from five years ago. Are you kidding? No. Driving a truck? Yeah. Yeah! I'll give you that. I got it!

I'm trying to figure out what part of it would be a stinker. He's miles from where he lives. It's complete middle of nowhere. He's in a completely new job, which is so far removed from his old industry. He's gone from being an air hostie to being a truck driver. And it's his boss from when he used to work on planes. Yeah, that he hadn't seen in five years. And he just happens to be on the same road at the same time.

And they've broken down. That person has broken down. He decided he would pull over. Yeah, no, it works. Because I look to poke holes in these things, for fairness. And I can't find a hole. That's pretty coincidental. Yeah, yep.

Pretty coincidental. If you had called us and told us that story, you would have got the same sound effect. That's what we're looking for this afternoon. Yep, we had one a couple of weeks ago where producer Ben was in for some checks on his heart and the nurse that was checking him is the same nurse that performed his first open-heart surgery

when he was like three hours old. Wow. That's the level of stuff that gets through on this. So why don't you call us now and try and blow our mind. The phone number is 0800 dial ZM. Like we said, we're not 100% in control of the outcome because it's kind of with the gods. And you've got to take it with a grain of salt. You could get farted out this afternoon. And you've got to take it with a grain of salt.

You could get farted out this afternoon. And there's no shame in that. There's no shame in that. We can all have a laugh together. It's actually really hard to get the mind blown. Yes, it is. But if you want to give it a go, call us with your story and blow our minds. It's Mind Blow Monday. Can you blow our minds?

Do you have a coincidence story that is so crazy that we're just going to go, oh my God. Oh my God, how did that happen? Or do you have a story that you think you've been telling it your whole life and no one's been honest with you enough to go. That story doesn't cut it. We'll do it for you. We'll be honest with you this afternoon.

Sam has called up. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. How you going? Before we do this, we need you to know that it's all done with love, okay? Whatever the outcome is, we appreciate you calling. We'll give it to you straight, Sam. It's nothing personal.

It's just a gut feeling that we'll have after you tell us your story, okay? Excellent. Okay. When you're ready, blow our mind. Okay. okay? Excellent. Okay, when you're ready, blow our mind. Okay, so about five, ten years ago, I come across a friend who had a book on, turned out to be my wife's family history, and what we found out was that my wife's great, great, great, great grandfather was the cabin boy for the

boat that brought my great, great, great, great grandfather to New Zealand. They're on the same boat. They're on the same boat, and he was actually the cabin boy for my family's. What's a cabin boy? He works on the boat. He's one of the boat workers.

He's a boat worker. He's a boat worker, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So your grandfather. Great's a boat worker. He's a boat worker, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So your grandfather Great, great, great. Yeah, great, great, great, great times five. Did he migrate

over from somewhere? Yeah, good point. He came over from Scotland in about 1850. And your wife's great, great, great, whatever, however many greats was here in New Zealand? No, he came on the same boat to New Zealand at the same time. From Scotland?

Yeah, it was a boat that came from Scotland. He was on the boat. If the great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers had been from different countries, I would have given it to you. You got the same heritage. He was the first Chinese. My wife's great, great, great, great grandfather was the first naturalised Chinese man in New Zealand.

Yeah. So he wasn't from a different country, but he worked on the boat that brought them here. Yeah, right. Oh, it's close. Oh, I want to give it to you, kind of. It is close. Hey, wait.

No, it's just a, yeah. It just didn't you, kind of It is close Yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, wait No, it's just a It just didn't blow up It just didn't blow up Does that mean Oh, I hate this game for this reason Does that mean, Sam You and your wife Both have the exact same heritage

From Scotland Not quite that close Yeah, alright No, I wasn't She's not insinuating anything I wasn't insinuating I'm sure it's been diluted by now Okay, thankinuating. I'm sure it's been diluted by now. Okay, thank you, Sam.

I'm sure it's been diluted. Well, you know, I'm sure we were all related at some stage. He was close. We were waiting to come from somewhere. Leah is here. Hi, Leah. G'day, Leah. You see how tough it is.

I mean, that was a pretty amazing story, but we were just not quite there. All right, I think I got this one. You got this, Leah. Do it. Blow our minds. All right, so me I got this one. You got this one. Do it. Blow our mind. All right, so me and my family were immigrating from South Africa. Oh, no, not another immigration story.

Oh, no, you haven't started well. Okay, you're immigrating from South Africa. Yes. When we went to go and check in at, like, the check-in counter to get on our flight, they said to my dad, they said, Mr. Bray, you're already checked in. And he looked at me and was like, no, I'm standing in front of you. I haven't checked into my flight yet. And they said, no, you have.

So what happened was there was a guy that was leaving from exactly the same small town in South Africa with exactly the same first and last name as my dad and was getting on the same flight to Auckland. What? Same name, same last name. And I stalked're getting on the same flight to Auckland. What? Same name, same last name and I stalked them on Facebook and used a similar age group as well

but not related to us whatsoever. On the exact same flight at the exact same time. That's insane. Exactly the same time. That's a glitch in the matrix. Yeah, wow. It is, are you sure? Back with the boards, They didn't believe us.

We're like, hello, can you take a bath? Yeah, they would have thought there was some sort of scam going on. Or Leonardo DiCaprio from that movie Catch Me If You Can has impersonated your dad. Yeah, or your dad's got a storm. Okay, Leah, congratulations. That was amazing, Leah. Thank you. New walk.

Congratulations. Let's go to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, guys. How's it going? We're one and one. You will decide whether we get, you know,

like a winning score this afternoon with your mind-blowing story. When you're ready, blow our minds. Okay. I had cancer when I was a toddler, and I had to have life-saving surgery as my tumor ruptured. And the only person in the whole entire country who could perform my surgery was my sibling's biological father who abandoned my sibling and my mum when they were a baby.

What? Hang on, give us the definition of who the person is again. You've got cancer. The only person who can save your life is who? And go slowly. Is my sibling's father, biological father, who up and left my mum and them when they were a baby. Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Anonymous, are you saying that your sibling's biological dad was a surgeon? Yes. Is that right? And he was the only one in New Zealand that could perform your life-saving surgery? That's insane. And he abandoned the family. And so it's gone full circle and it's come back around and the universe has gone, hey, here's your chance to redeem yourself by saving this child's life.

Yeah. And like, it's all good. I'm alive. They've got a relationship. So happy ending. Wow. And how are you now, Anonymous? Like, you're happy, healthy, living your life?

I'm really good. Just, yep, taking each day as it comes. That's amazing, Anonymous. It even had, like, the tearjerker part in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it had everything. Yeah. It's like a soap opera.

It is. It's like an episode of Shortland Street. Honestly, sell it to Shortland Street. You'll make a ton of money. I'm happy with today. I feel sad for the first one, but I'm happy about today's. He was so close. He was so close, right?

We were very close. A full clean sweep. Bree and Clint. What goes on behind the scenes for Birthday Banger is a frantic race to find three callers and then research their birthdays and find the actual song for their 16th birthday. And as these songs get shorter and shorter,

this task gets harder and harder. That Bella Porch song is a minute 58 long. Yeah, well, no wonder we didn't have enough time. Normally we get it just in time, but obviously the songs are getting shorter and shorter. We made it though. We're here. We got it.

We got three birthday babies. Oh, radio chat that no one cares about. Well, no, I think they're getting shorter. They're like, give us the bloody birthday babies. We don't care

what you guys have to do. But surely listening to the song you feel like they're getting shorter too. Yeah. Like that's half the length of how long songs used to be. Anyway, you don't care about that.

Cherry's here. Hi, Cherry. G'day, Cherry. Hi. I love that name. Is that your real name or a nickname? It's short. Oh, short for?

It's a shorter name. Oh, cool. Short for Cheryl? For Sheridan. Sheridan. Oh, cool. I love that. Okay, Sheridan.

Sherry, give us your birthday and we'll give you your birthday banger. 17th of October, 1983. All right, mate. You were 16 in 1999 on the 17th of October. In the last year of the 90s, this had a number one hit. Don't you know it's true what they say? They laugh, it ain't easy. But your time's coming around.

So don't you stop trying. S Club 7. Or as they're known now, S Club. Because they don't have that many members left. Yeah. Do you like it? That's a great birthday banger, right, Sherry? Yeah.

That's a banger. I love it. Okay, wait there, wait there. I want to start. Let's go to Michelle. Michelle number one. Hello, Michelle number one. Hi, Michelle number one.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Oh, whoa. Wait, Michelle. Number one. Michelle. Number one. Hi. Hi. How are you? Oh, whoa. Wait a minute. Whoa. We've just had something mind blowing on a Monday happen. We've got two Michelle's on the phone for birthday banger.

Yeah. They're both born in 1982. Oh, yeah. On a Monday. Straight after the segment. Oh, yeah. On a Monday, straight after the signal. Oh. I thought you were about to say her birthday banger is Michelle Brunch. Oh, would that have made it?

I think so. You wouldn't believe it. Her birthday banger is Michelle Brunch. Whoa. No. Michelle, number one, what's your birthday? 2nd of October, 82. All right. You were 16 in your birthday? 2nd of October, 82.

All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 2nd of October. And in 98, this had a number one hit. Oh, get our superstar. That's a throwback. Do you like that, Michelle, number one? Love it. Love it. Love it. I like it, Michelle, number one. Let's go to Michelle, Do you like that, Michelle number one? Love it. Love it. Love it.

I like it, Michelle number one. Let's go to Michelle number two. Hello, mate. Hello. Now, Michelle number two, if you end up having the exact same birthday as Michelle number one, then that would be mind-blowing, wouldn't it? That would be mind-blowing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michelle, I believe your birthday's on the 2nd of October. Is that right? Oh, we could say that, but no. You're breaking up. I'm going to take your word for it, the 2nd of October. Michelle, what's your actual birthday? What day? 19th of the 4th, 82.

All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 19th of April. And on that day, Michelle, this was Top of the Chart. Nice. Run DMC. It's like that. Do you know, I'm more ghetto superstar. I think the other Michelle wins. Yeah, I think the other Michelle wins too.

Yeah, you can't beat that. Oh, my God. Brie, Brie, the other Michelle wins too. Yeah, you can't beat that. Oh, my God. Brie, Brie. What? The other Michelle's song. Do you know who the artist of the song is? Ghetto Superstar? Yeah.

Praz Michelle. Is it really? Uh-huh. I win! I win! Is it actually? It is. Whoa, that's creepy.

Michelle, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Whoa, thanks. Did you hear that, Michelle? Along with it, you win this. Yeah, I heard it. I mean, there's conjecture around whether it's pronounced Michael or Michelle, but for the sake of this feature.

No, it's definitely Michelle. It's definitely Michelle. Definitely. Congratulations, Michelle, number one. You've just won Birthday Banger. Yay, thanks. Here we go, Brianne Clint, ZM. ZM, Brianne Clint.

Ghetto superstar, the winner of Birthday Banger for Michelle, number one. The day where we had two Michelles on the Birthday Banger. Both born in the year 1982. If the artist's pronunciation is Pras Michelle, it's officially a mind-blown

on a mind-blown Monday. Do we agree? Yeah. You ready to hear the correct pronunciation? Yeah. Of Pras? The song is by Pras Mitchell. One more time. Pras Mitchell. Mitchell. No, Michelle. Pras Mitchell. One more time. Pras Mitchell. Mitchell.

No, Michelle. Pras Mitchell. Michelle. I hear Michelle. I hear Michelle as well. You know, it's Monday. We'll bloody take it. Take what you can get.

Brie and Clint. ZDM Brie and Clint. It's Olivia Rodrigo and Deja Vu. God, she's everywhere at the moment, eh? She is. She's smashing it. She's got to be up for a Grammy for this album. It's Olivia Rodrigo and Deja Vu God, she's everywhere at the moment, eh? She is She's smashing it She's gotta be up for a Grammy for this album It's so good We were talking last week

Because you identified a striking similarity Between Olivia Rodrigo's Good For You and what song? And Paramore, Misery Business Yeah, this one Sounds the same. Sounds a lot like this, right? Look, you can't even barely tell. It's Uncanny, right?

Very similar. I think I've come across another one. Have you? And this is what may exclude her from a Grammy, okay? It's one thing to rip off a Paramore song. It's a whole other song to rip off the 80s classic from A-ha, Take On Me. Have a listen to this and tell me this isn't an uncanny similarity. Right. Man for your brand new girl Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy We're on to you, Olivia Rodrigo.

Good for you, you look great, I'll do it all Baby, you gotta wish that I could do that Let's be real, though. It's very hard to come up with new stuff these days. Everything's sampled, isn't it? Totally. And yeah, sure, maybe it's just in the same key and they've just like pitch shifted it to make it match up.

Maybe. But it's more scandalous this way, isn't it? Yeah, it's way more fun to talk about when we talk about it like this. Yeah. Yeah, Olivia. We're on to you. Yeah, we're coming for you, Olivia. You know, when I think fashion, Clint, I think Kim Jong-un.

Do you? Yeah. The North Korean dictator. I mean, you know, he started the bowl cut. He's definitely... Well, he's definitely trying to carry it on. He's definitely like a fashion icon in that he has his style. Anybody that you can go to a dress-up party as and people go,

you're Kim Jong-un. You're Steve Jobs. Fashion. You're a fashion icon, right? Yeah. Remember when we thought he was dead for ages? Yeah. And then they thought that his sister had taken over?

Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. Some people still think he's dead and that they're using a body double. Really? Yeah. Wow. Interesting. Anyway, well, this could be the body double.

They just put a bowl cut on another guy. Well, I mean, who knows? Hopefully we find out one day. But this could be the body double. Could be Kim Jong-un. We don't know. But he's made some big calls in the last couple of weeks. Right.

He's put a ban on heaps of fashion things. Has he? Yeah. That's not like him to dictate to the good people of North Korea what they can and can't do. So there's a whole list of style bans that he has pretty much said, you can't do this, you can't do that, you can't do this. Talk to me, what are they banning?

So apparently... Please tell me it's not Crocs. They're the hottest shoe of the season. No, it's not Crocs. Yes. However, ripped jeans. Really? No, no. not Crocs. Yes. However, ripped jeans. Really? No, no.

Oh, okay. I can't wear ripped jeans. Slogan t-shirts. Yeah. Lip piercings. Right. Skinny jeans as well are on the list. Right.

Mullets. Okay. Nose rings. Whoa. Yep. And that's all that this article says, but I'm sure there'll be more. I know someone who's not visiting North Korea soon. That would be me.

It's my ripped jeans, slogan tee wearing, nose piercing, having soon to get a mullet cut in, I'm sure, co-host Brie Tomsell. Weird, because I've been really wanting a mullet. And a trip to North Korea. I know, so I can't have both. That was going to be my next contiki. I need to make a decision. I thought it'd be fun.

Obviously, he's banned all the things that shouldn't be banned. Yeah. Like, you know, all the fun things. What should be banned? Get me on this. I've got one ready to go. What do you think? I feel so passionate about this.

What do you think should be banned? Please, if you're listening, Jacinda, or Kim Jong-un, I don't care. Someone start the trend. Please, somebody ban those cars that are driving around with the athletics. Family stickers on the back? No, no, no. Horrific. The PA sports speakers mounted on the outside of the car.

Stop! Go away! I can't enjoy this. No! Go away! No! It's so terrifying. You're just sitting in your lounge and then they come up the road with us. And it only ever lasts for like 12 seconds. Don't lie though.

Does it make you feel something? It makes me feel angry. It makes you feel something though. What's the point of that? What's so good about feeling something? It makes you feel angry. But it makes you feel something, though. What's the point of that? What's so good about feeling something? I don't know, it makes you feel an emotion. I'm saying it, ban it. It's mine, that's why I want bans.

I'm sure the people, which suburb is it in where they always have Celine Dion played? That's on the Te Atatu Peninsula in Auckland. I'm sure they would agree with that one. We've got some angry producers out there. Producer Ben, what do you want to ban? I was going down the fashion thing and I was going cargo shorts. Why? They've just come back into fashion.

As a man who likes a bush walk as well, I can't think of a more practical pant for you. I'm glad you finished that sentence. A man who likes going deep in the bush, that's where you can keep your stuff. As a man who likes the bush walking. Yeah. Let's find out if you want a cargo short, Ben. It's gone. That's all you can keep your stuff. As a man who likes the bush walking. Yeah. Let's find out you want a cargo short band.

It's gone. That's all right, Ben. There's other things you can wear to the bush. Anastasia. Cut it out. What are you banning? I've gone down the fashion line too. I cannot stand, and I hope Jacinda's listening,

those toe shoes and toe socks. Oh, yeah. They creep me socks. They creep me out. They creep me out too. They look like big thumbs. Getting up to his bush activity, I can see him on some toe shoes with some cargo shorts. I don't know about toe shoes either. Would you wear those?

Because you're a big tramper. No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't wear them. Do you know the Wiggles wear them? It's real weird. Watch the Wiggles really closely. Two of the Wiggles are wearing toe shoes. Yeah. Oh, no, they should be banned for that. Anthony wears toe shoes. No, that's not cool, Anthony.

And Lockie has just started wearing toe shoes as well. Get yourself a supportive gel Kayano from Essex. Come on. Yeah, come on, man. That's all you need. Get yourself an orthopedic inside. Are you doing Tough Mudder, Anthony, from the Wiggles? You're not.

Are you doing, are you running a marathon? Are you in CrossFit? Cross the country, cross the country. Are you in CrossFit? Why are you wearing those toe shoes? You've got to ban something. You're the last one on this poll. I feel like mine is fashion, but it's also practicality and just, you know,

comfiness. Sure. I think, flat out, they should ban, take it off the shelves, the strapless bra. And if you're a woman, you will... Producer Anastasia, how horrific... No, we've got a bit of a... We've come to a bit of a head here.

Are you a strapless bra fan? Yeah, I only wear them. Did you say take it off the shelf? Take it off the shelves. Is a strapless bra considered a shelf bra? Huh? Oh, don't worry. Ignore me.

I thought that was a... Yeah, because you can't hang it up because it's strapless. All I'm saying is there is nothing more uncomfortable than wearing a strapless bra. Yeah, right. It is so bad. And other women on the text machine, on 9696, where are you?

Let's ban the strapless bra. Yeah, right. It's so bad. Sorry, Anastasia. It's either straps or Free boobin for you I can tape you up if you want I told you before

That I think you're guilty of something I think I'm guilty of this thing It's called revenge Bedtime procrastination Is that like a code Way of saying something else? No it's not dirty I don't know why you think it's dirty

Okay Just sounds Just let's just bedtime And asian In the end of it Yeah No, it's not dirty. I don't know why you think it's dirty, okay? It just sounds... It's just bedtime and Asian in the end of it. Yeah, exactly. No, it's not dirty. It's not dirty. It's not dirty. It's not dirty.

But you're doing it? Well, I think you're doing it. I'm definitely doing it. Ravine, this is an article I read today, and it's one of those things when you read it, you go, oh my God, this makes sense. This is what's happening in my life. So I wanted to bring it up

because I think that people are suffering from this thing and it's affecting them. And if you know what it is, then maybe you can stop it. So revenge bedtime procrastination is when you stay up later than you should just so you can have some leisure time to yourself in the evenings when you should really be going to bed. It might just be lying there scrolling on Instagram. It might be watching a Netflix show that you don't really care about or you don't need to watch right now. You can watch it later on. It might be spontaneously deciding to do something random like,

this is a great time for me to clean out the pantry or something like that. Or it could just be lying on the couch watching TV. You do it because you haven't had enough time for fun things during your day because it's been filled with things like work or family responsibilities or obligations. So at the end of the day, when there's nothing left to do,

instead of going to bed, when you're tired, you stay up and you just do things for yourself. And then the next day you wake up and you're tired and you have to do the exact same thing over again and you have a whole busy day worth of jobs and then at the end of the day you should go to bed and you just do more scrolling or TV watching.

I love staying up late. I know you love staying up late. It's the best. But when you wake up, are you tired? Sometimes, yeah. Come on. Sometimes I do regret it. Come on.

Not always. Really? Not always. Right. Depends. Like I usually, what I do is i'll be like right i'm gonna give myself a limit yeah and then i cut myself off at that limit yeah so i don't it doesn't just go on and on and on really yeah because i get to a point of the evening where

like we've watched whatever we want to watch there's nothing good online for me anymore and then 45 minutes later i'm still there on the couch just going through different apps and i'm like i'll just give myself five tiktoks before i go to bed i haven't had any time so you do the same thing then i do yeah i do do it i'm a revenge bedtime procrastinator absolutely no but i'm saying you give yourself a limit oh yeah i do yeah but i don't need them like i should be going to bed I should be getting some rest I know but What's the difference? The difference is

That you need to get some sleep But you don't You're not There's no part of your body That's recharging By watching five TikToks But what is five TikToks Going to be

In the big scheme of things? But it's never five TikToks It's a Yeah well that's what They don't tell you That's the point And you're getting revenge on your day By taking it out on yourself at the other end of the day

And going I deserve this What you actually deserve What's your time limit Usually when you're like I need to go to bed Like I can't stay up past this time Oh what's the time Oh no my time's embarrassing What's the time

No because I've got to get up early It's all relative What's the time. Yeah. Oh no, my time's embarrassing. What's the time? No, because I've got to get up early because I've got two kids. No, no, no. It's all relative, right? It's all relative. What's the time? I want to be in bed by ten. But my alarm goes off at quarter to six. So it's all relative. What's your time? What's your time? You have

the bedtime of a thirteen year old. Yeah, well this is my point, okay? You can stay up ayear-old. This is my point, okay? You can stay up a little bit later. This is my point. You'll be fine. Half an hour extra. Don't go too crazy.

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