ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 31st May 2022

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, Sam, give us a yell, man. What was that? Let us know when you're ready. Oh, I'm always ready. Always ready. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Thank you. Stay ready. You don't need to get ready. Exactly right. That's what they taught us in Scouts. Yeah. Scouts. Scouts. What else what they taught us in Scouts. Scouts. What else did they teach you in Scouts?
Starting point is 00:00:29 That if you carry... Oh, don't. This is a real one. If you carry a condom in your survival kit, it's good for transporting water if you're stuck in the forest. Yeah. How old were you? Oh, you were an adult Scout, weren't you?
Starting point is 00:00:44 No, I wasn't an adult scout. Yeah, you told us off air the other day. No, I was a teen scout. You were 23 when you left scout. Teen scout. But now looking back on it, how inappropriate for the scout leaders to tell us all to pack condoms. Nah, not appropriate.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Have they heard of drink bottles? It was the 90s, Sam. Oh, yeah, I forget they didn't exist. In an emergency, Sam, you know, like you're going to have to cut open the camel that you're riding on and get inside the carcass just to survive. I think I'd sooner do that than carry a condom for carrying water. Well, it doesn't take up much room or weight.
Starting point is 00:01:20 No, true. No, I think Sam's thinking about the consumption when he has to drink it. Bit slimy. Yeah, oh, Megan, you can always do what Bear Grylls did. Oh, drink his wheeze? Yeah, but he put it in a snake skin. He did? Yeah, put his wheeze in a snake skin. Extra long drink bottle. Actually, in an emergency, too, you can
Starting point is 00:01:37 use a snake skin as a condom. Yeah, you can. We're speaking of, talking of, like, lots of animals, but we have some breaking news about Clint's dietary habits over here, actually. No, we don't. Yes, you can. We're talking of lots of animals, but we have some breaking news about Clint's dietary habits over here, actually. No, we don't. Yes, we do. No, we don't. We have recorded audio proof that Clint is going vegetarian.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Again? Again. Sam, you weren't here for this, but this has already happened multiple times on the show. Well, I mean, I've caught him again. Would you like to play us the clip? I'm going vegetarian. I don't know how much more definitive.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I mean, that speaks for itself. It does. Sam, I did a big stunt as vegetarian. Did you? I did almost a year as a vegetarian. And how did you find that? Hard. Because he couldn't have any
Starting point is 00:02:26 dick. Right, Ben's gone, right? He's not coming back. Don't make it harder for Clem than it already is. That was a sitter right there. Yeah. You're a vegetarian though, aren't you, Sam? Yeah, more or less. What's your reason for being vegetarian? Be straight.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I mean, though aren't you sam yeah more or less what's your reason for being vegetarian be straight um i mean it started out as being like it was slightly cheaper before supermarket prices went through the roof that's quite common for a lot of people these days they're like oh this will be involuntary vegetarianism yeah but and so i tried it that way and then i was like i don't really miss meat and so i've never gone back although i have to say um my mum was very kind and surprise sent me like one of those uh grocery boxes the online yeah like the one i'm not gonna eat in it it was oh and so you ate it oh yeah i'm not gonna waste it yeah yeah that's good i mean i was like it was very nice i woke up to a text saying this has been delivered on your front porch. She's trying to lure you back to the ways of the carnival. I did.
Starting point is 00:03:29 She's worried about you. You live at her home. She doesn't want you going without. We have meat-free nights in my house. Oh, yeah? Meat-free Mondays. I don't think it's always a Monday, but at least once a week we have a meat-free meal.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Every other night, though, it's just straight dick. Straight fish taco at my house. Oh, we need to go. I've put my neck out. I need to go and lie down. No, it's not. No, fish taco is a delicious. Fish taco is the best taco.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I agree with that. No, I agree. You're a vegetarian. Why would you not agree with us? Nah, I totally agree. I think they're underrated. Vegetarian, pescatarian. Anyway, we've got to go.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Okay, bye. Where are we going? I need to go home and lie down, okay? Yeah, well, Clint did something naughty on the weekend. And I'm hot as hell. I put my neck out at the stag do it, okay? I need to go home. He competed in an amateur WWE
Starting point is 00:04:21 fight. Let me live. He was bouncing off the ropes. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Enjoy the podcast. Bye. What time is it? One, two, three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint, and we are barely holding on. Jeez. You've put your neck out. I've nearly choked. What are you choking on, by the way? I don't even know. It wasn't evenoked. What are you choking on, by the way? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:04:45 It wasn't even anything. Eyes are watering. Oh, my God. Has that ever happened to you? Where you've eaten something and you've legitimately choked? Oh, yeah. What was it? You've seen me in here with nuts.
Starting point is 00:04:57 No, but, like, you were choking, but I'm talking about where... Oh, I've got something lodged in my earway. Where, like, you were actually worried. No, no, no, no, no. But a girlfriend's mother one time, out on a boat, got, like, a chicken lodged in my airway. No, no, no, no, no. But a girlfriend's mother one time out on a boat got like a chicken bone stuck in her throat. A chicken bone? Why was she eating chicken bones?
Starting point is 00:05:11 Well, no, she didn't miss the bone. It went down. Oh, she just went chicken wing as a whole. Terrifying. Terrifying. So scary. Do you think in that moment you were just like spring into action and do the Heinlich or something like that?
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. What did you do? We kind of just watched for a bit like, You would just like spring into action and do the Heinlich or something like that. What did you do? We kind of just watched for a bit like, oh, I, oh. And then her husband just whacked her on the back. And she went, blah. Oh, my God. That's scary, eh?
Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah, it was so scary. I think I choked once real bad on a piece of salami because I tried to eat it whole. I see how that sounds. I see it's okay, funny. It wasn't a whole salami. It was a sliced piece of salami rolled up. Okay. I see how it looks. Everyone have a laugh.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh, no. This is going to be a promo, isn't it? We didn't say anything. Salami girl. Your face said it all. Clint? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Tradie versus Lady. All right, kicking the show off as always with Tradie versus Lady. The Tradies sitting on 47 wins for the year. The lady's on 33. Isn't that yesterday's score? No, I updated it. Did you? I did.
Starting point is 00:06:31 All right, I believe you. Let's go to our lady first. She's from Christchurch. She's 21, and she sells shoes for a living. Welcome to the show, Caitlin. G'day, Caitlin. You there, Caitlin? Yep.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Does that make you a cobbler, or is that just someone who fixes shoes? Yep Does that make you a cobbler? Or is that just someone who fixes shoes? No, that fixes shoes That's someone who fixes shoes Or makes shoes Makes shoes, yeah Makes shoes, yeah, true That is a cobbler
Starting point is 00:06:54 They fix shoes too You're taking on our tradie today She is 28 years old She's from Wellington And she just had her wisdom teeth out Welcome to the show, Alex G'day, Alex. G'day, Alex.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Hello, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. How are you feeling? Did you get all four out or just one? I got all four out. I got all four for lunch yesterday. Potato and gravy for lunch, yeah. How are you talking?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Oh, honestly, I actually feel good, but it might be all the penidine. I was going to say, are you on the trabbies? No, not that hard. Not quite the trabbies. Don't take those, Alex. They'll block you up. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Okay, Alex, your buzzer is tradie. Caitlin, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Aussie Rebel Wilson is in the news today talking about how she's going to have a baby on her own despite being in a healthy relationship.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Name a movie that she stars in. Katie. Yes, Alex. Yes, lady. That's perfect. Pitch perfect. We will definitely take that. She's in all three of them. Yeah. Although she wishes she wasn't in the third. Yeah, the third one was pretty average.
Starting point is 00:08:06 The third. And the second. First one was fantastic. First one was good, yeah. One to the tradies. They always have to follow the original one with bad ones. Isn't that true? And they've got to make that money.
Starting point is 00:08:17 They've got to cash in on that success. Question number two, one to the tradies. What colour does red and yellow make? Lady. Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Orange. Orange colour does red and yellow make? Lady. Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Orange. Orange.
Starting point is 00:08:28 You're on the board, Caitlin. Nice work. One point to you, one apiece. Question number three. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's Air Force plane has broken down while she's meant to be touring around America. Which world leader flies on Air Force One? Lady.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Yes, Caitlin. The American president. That is correct. The president of the United States. You're killing it, Caitlin. That plane doesn't break down. Definitely not. It's worth a little bit more than our plane.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Just a touch. Yeah. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in, ladies, when you know who sings this song. Caitlin's in. Caitlin. Come on, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:09:15 We play it a million times a day. You were right there. I can't think of their names. No. We'll have to buzz you out, sorry. No, that's a good answer. That happens to me all the time. That means, Alex, you get a shot. 660.
Starting point is 00:09:29 It is, of course, 660. Oh, no, I'm going to speak. Well, can I suggest listening to some of their songs? They're pretty good. She knew who it was. She just had a mind blank. I just couldn't call the names. Yeah, I know, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:09:43 It happens to me all the time. What was your name again? Thank you, thank you. Richard. Richard. Nice work, Richard. Okay, girls, this is the tiebreaker. You're all tied up.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Whoever gets this takes home the $50 cash. Question number five. Harry Styles is arguably the most successful member of which 2010's boy band? Tradies. Ladies. Yes, Alex, for the win. No. One Direction.
Starting point is 00:10:10 She's done it. Oh, he's the one that made my life change. Very close. That was the painkillers, eh? I feel a bit like a soda being a lady, but hey. Yeah, that's one of the tradies this afternoon. Well done, Alex. What are you doing to us, Alex?
Starting point is 00:10:27 I would like to transport you to gay Paris right now. Ooh, what's better than Paris? Gay Paris. I'll say. So much more colourful. The Mona Lisa has been attacked at the Louvre in Paris. I saw this story. This is real. It's been attacked. the Louvre in Paris. I saw this story. This is real.
Starting point is 00:10:45 It's been attacked. It's crazy. A man dressed as a wheelchair-bound woman launched cake at the famous painting. He caked her. He caked her right in the face. Like a clown. He was dressed like an old lady
Starting point is 00:10:59 and he jumped up from the wheelchair. People are like, it's a miracle. Can I just say, I saw the guy. I saw the video. Yeah. Not a good costume. Not a good costume. Not convincing at all.
Starting point is 00:11:10 He looked like a guy in a wheelchair. In a wheelchair, yeah. That had a wig on. Yeah, and somehow he got past security. He tried to smash the bulletproof glass that's protecting the Mona Lisa. Because they're not just going to let you touch the Mona Lisa. It's got glass in front of it. Protected.
Starting point is 00:11:26 I didn't know the glass was bulletproof and obviously neither did he because he was trying to smash it. He couldn't smash it. How embarrassing for him. Totally. So he got his cake that he had prepared and he smeared it all over the glass of the Mona Lisa. What was his issue?
Starting point is 00:11:43 He is protesting and he's an earth activist. I'll play a little bit of what he said as he was being taken away by security. Have a listen to this. I mean, it's in French. Now, I mean, I speak French.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Sure. I mean, translate. Please do. He said, the Mona Lisa, it's pretty crap anyway, isn't it? He says, this picture, le sucks. No, he said, there are people trying to destroy the planet. Think of the earth. Just think about it.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I get it. He's got the world's eyes on him at this moment. So he was just using the Mona Lisa as a pawn. Totally. He knew that everybody had their cameras there and it would end up on TikTok. And it did. So mission accomplished. Every time I see a video or a photo from where the Mona Lisa is, I'm always shocked by how small it is.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It is small, isn't it? And they say size doesn't matter, but this thing is tiny. I've Googled it. The Mona Lisa is 77 centimetres by 53 centimetres. Yeah, it's not big. Itty bitty. It's really, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's smaller than most TVs, the Mona Lisa. Yeah. And it's up there on the wall, and you're in there with 150 other tourists all trying to take photos of it on their phone. Quite a disappointing world attraction, I would say. Underwhelming. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I think it is because, you know, especially if you don't realise how small it is. Yeah. And then you wait hours and then you finally get there and there's a million people trying to push in. Yeah. And then you see it and you're like, oh, my God, I can't even see it. Greatest painting in the world.
Starting point is 00:13:25 What a letdown. Yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint. We're talking about the world's most overrated attractions. Probably a good conversation to have as the world opens up again. And you're thinking about planning your trips. I walked past a travel agent today and there was a man working inside there.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Amazing. So you know things are getting back on track. Good time to book a trip. Someone's attacked the Mona Lisa, and Bree and I think it's an average attraction anyway. To be honest, if I was going, I probably would skip it. There's so much better stuff to do in Paris. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:57 But according to Anastasia, the Eiffel Tower is an overrated attraction. Oh, come on. The Eiffel Tower is overrated. Oh, no, come on. The Eiffel Tower is overrated. Oh, no, we haven't got a... The whole of Paris in general. Oh, that's not nice. People kissing in daylight like 24-7 and lines.
Starting point is 00:14:16 People are kissing. The Eiffel Tower is like a three-hour wait. You don't have to go up it, mate. You can just go and have a pash underneath it. Anyway. But let's be real. Anastasia also said Uluru is rock overrated. You're joking, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Her words were, I drove by it. It was just a bit, I didn't get it. Thousands of kilometres. Amsterdam, Heineken experience, all you need. Well, someone on the text disagrees with you because they said Amsterdam totally overrated other than Anne Frank. The only thing they have going on is a bit of the hoochie-cooch. Amsterdam is a great time. But look, that's your opinion. Grace is here. Hi, Grace.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Hi, Grace. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What do you think is totally overrated? The Statue of Liberty. Very, very iconic landmark in New York City, of course. And why did you think it was overrated? Oh, I was there a few weeks ago on holiday, and you have to, very similar to the Eiffel Tower,
Starting point is 00:15:17 you have to wait in line for ages, and then you have to go through security to get onto the boat. Then you've got to have a ferry over there. It's not really as big as you would think it is. And then you have to walk. You have to walk. There are heaps of walking just to see it. Grace, it sounds like every girl's night out.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Wasn't that big and wasn't worth the effort. No, it wasn't worth the walk home. I travelled ages and then I got there. It wasn't even that big. Let's go to Ariana. Hi, Ariana. Hi, Ariana. Hi, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:15:46 Good. What's the world's most overrated attraction? I do agree with Anastasia about Paris, but I was going to say the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Oh, Ariana. Okay. Ariana, what are you talking about? Well, I don't know if it's just the way my tour group took me,
Starting point is 00:16:02 but I felt like the general area surrounding it was really run down. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, you're walking through this dingy little town, and then you get to the tower, and it's literally just like three buildings, and that's it. I have heard there's like a McDonald's across the road, and it's not super vibey, but just the tower, though, Ariana, in general. The tower itself is nice, but the whole surrounding area is just,
Starting point is 00:16:26 I don't feel like it's... Well, the tower's not that nice. It's falling over, eh? Yeah, but that's the cool thing about it. It's the bung building. Lots of texts coming in saying that the Wellington Bucket Fountain is overrated. Look, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Yeah, put that on the list. No, look. If you're putting the Leaning Tower of Pisa on the list, then you're putting the Bucket Fountain on the list. No, but they're just trying to get us fired up from yesterday. Mel's here. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Hi, guys. What do you think is an overrated landmark? Oh, my God. Stonehenge. Stonehenge? Stonehenge. Yes. Have you been?
Starting point is 00:16:59 No, but isn't it meant to be incredible? People can't explain how it exists. There's rumours that it was put there by aliens. I know, but the fact that you can't explain it makes it even more boring because it's literally just a circle of big stones. Mel, I need to ask the question because obviously you're underwhelmed by Stonehenge. Do you think you would have the same vibe about the pyramids? Do you know what? No, because
Starting point is 00:17:26 they're more overwhelming in that bizarre landscape, whereas this is literally just some stones in a paddock like you've had if you went to South Canterbury. I was just gauging you, Mel, because the pyramids, quite impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just seeing which piles of rocks impressed you and which ones don't.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Let's get one from Juanita. Hi, Juan's get one from Juanita. Hi, Juanita. Hi, Juanita. Hi. What's the world's most overrated attraction, according to you? I think it had to be Buckingham Palace.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Wait, Juanita, the palace? You're not impressed by the palace? No, I think I was building that thing up my whole life and then we had the chance to go. And honestly, we got in front of it and I said, where is the palace? And they said, turn around. And I was like, that's it. Really? I was more
Starting point is 00:18:14 impressed by the fountain in front of it. Did you not Google what the palace looked like before you got there? I just wanted to be surprised. I've been there. I feel like it's pretty true to form. It's true to form, but I thought it was bigger. Juanita, it's like every Auckland house on the internet. The pictures look amazing.
Starting point is 00:18:32 You get there and it's the dingiest place ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Queen's real estate agent has used a fisheye lens to make the pictures look better. To the person who texted and said, what to do is overrated, I take that personally, okay? What about to the person who texted, the Rotorua is overrated, I take that personally, okay? What about to the person who texted the Grand Canyon is overrated? Okay, we're done with this segment.
Starting point is 00:18:50 There's not many places left to visit. At this stage, I think if you're planning a holiday, just head to Queenstown and go to the Onsen Hot Pools. I love there. That's great. No one's ever said that was overrated. I've got Back to the Future news Oh my god
Starting point is 00:19:07 I do love the Back to the Future series Of course we bought What was it? A real DeLorean It was a Mitsubishi Diamante It was a real DeLorean From the 90s Turned into what looked like
Starting point is 00:19:19 Kind of a DeLorean We drove it from Christchurch To Invercargill That's right And it caught fire from Christchurch to Invercargill. That's right. And it caught fire at our motel in Invercargill. We had to leave it there. And by drive, we towed it on a trailer.
Starting point is 00:19:31 And we just turned it on once to try and drive around Invercargill to the clock tower and it caught fire. Well, we might be ready to head out on another mission, Bree, because the DeLorean is back. Well, we need our next vehicle. The car itself has been reimagined by the DeLorean Motor Company and is being released as a 2022 electric vehicle. Holy hell, that's cool. Doesn't it look cool? It's still got those weird gullwing doors, which is so impractical. Imagine someone parks too close to your car and you're trying to lift up your gullwing door.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Impossible. But it's got them, so that's ready to go. It's so cool. And it's a full EV, so it doesn't have to run on, what did the Back to the Future run on? Banana skins. It ran on plutonium in the first movie, and then, yeah, rubbish and recycling bits and pieces.
Starting point is 00:20:21 And how fast does it go? Well... My calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit. They've actually timed it based on that. I love that. You know how they normally release the stats
Starting point is 00:20:33 for cars in 0 to 100? Yes. Or 0 to 60 miles or 0 to 100 k's? Yeah. The stats they've released is the new DeLorean will go from 0 to 88 miles per hour in 4.35 seconds. Great Scott!
Starting point is 00:20:46 Which is actually really fast. It's real fast. How much? How much is it? This is where it gets annoying. Oh my God, it looks so cool inside. It looks like a spaceship. They haven't released a price for it,
Starting point is 00:20:56 and they also haven't said how you'll be able to buy it. But digging into a bit of the detail, it sounds like they're going to be selling the new DeLorean in the metaverse. Shut up about the metaverse. Yeah, stop trying to make the metaverse happen. I've never met somebody who's tried to tell me
Starting point is 00:21:15 that the metaverse was a good idea and been like, I agree. I never met someone who was talking about the metaverse and I thought,
Starting point is 00:21:23 you're cool. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Aussie Rebel Wilson has told a podcast, the podcast You Up, recently that she's happily in a relationship. However, she is about to go through the emotional rollercoaster of a fertility journey. Oh, yeah, she's about to go through the emotional rollercoaster of a fertility journey. Oh, yeah, she's going to have a baby.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Yeah, she's trying for a baby on her own, she said. But she says she doesn't know how it's going to end, but I'm still young enough to try. Wait, she's in a relationship, but she's going to try and have a baby by herself? Yeah, she's happily in a relationship, but she said she's going through this journey on her own. Right. Why? I'm not sure. I don't think she really talked about it that much. Rebel Wilson's 42 and she said she's optimistic
Starting point is 00:22:14 and is open to whatever happens. How awkward for the guy in the relationship. I wonder if he knows. Of course he would know. I reckon he's probably said he isn't ready for kids or doesn't, I don't know. But he wants to stay with her. She wants to have kids, he doesn't, but he wants to stay with her. So she's like, I'll have a kid, but it won't be yours and you don't have to look after it? Is that how it works? Yeah, I'm not too sure.
Starting point is 00:22:41 She suffers with polycystic ovary syndrome and says that's going to be quite a tough journey. But, yeah, she's going to go through it on her own. Well, good for her. How empowering to take charge of that yourself. I didn't realise she was 42. Yeah, she's 42. I think good on her.
Starting point is 00:23:00 And, I mean, Hollywood relationships aren't normal relationships. No. You know? No, yeah. So, like, she can do that and, obviously, maybe if it's, you know, And I mean, Hollywood relationships aren't normal relationships. No. You know? No, yeah. So, like, she can do that and obviously maybe if it's, you know, if they both are aware of it in the relationship and he's like, look, I'm happy for you to do that, but I just.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I'll be around for the fun stuff. It's strange, eh? But when you're doing baby stuff, I'm probably going to head out. It's a bit strange. I'm probably going to just go and do something else. But happy for her. Yeah, happy for her. Good stuff.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Hopefully she has a smooth journey. Bree and Clint. Listen up, everyone, who has a crock pot. Oh, I've got a crock pot. Everyone's got a crock pot. It's crock pot season, baby. I believe that that's what these are called. But you might be aware of the Corningware crockpots or their kitchen range.
Starting point is 00:23:47 They're the ones, it's the white dish, and it's got either a wildflower or a floral bouquet on the front of it. I don't mean to pull you up on a technicality. Isn't this more of a casserole dish than a crockpot? Oh, yeah, you're right. You're definitely right. A crockpot plugs into the wall. This is a standalone thing, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:24:04 A crockpot's a slow cooker, isn't it? That's correct, yeah. Yes, this is a standalone cooking dish. Do you remember a few years ago these were going viral because they were gaining a lot of popularity? They're worth a fortune, aren't they? Yeah, apparently so. If you have one that's in good nick, this is back in fashion again.
Starting point is 00:24:24 People are saying they're selling theirs online for up to sixteen thousand dollars mention that you're cleaning out grandma's house r.i.p grandma yeah and you just come across one of these and you're like grandma you little beauty make a hefty profit i thought we could give my mom a call she's like bury me with my casserole dish and you're like no way grandma we're gonna dig up let's go towards my first house we're gonna dig her up. Look, I thought we could call my mum because we had one of these as a kid. Did you?
Starting point is 00:24:50 I have no doubt in my mind. Yeah. Whether she still has it or not, I'm not sure. Okay. But here's the plan. We ask her if she has it and if she does, great. If she doesn't, we just ask her what other things she has that are old and we just tell her they're worth a fortune. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Okay? Right. Let's get mum and dad on the phone and see if she's sitting on a fortune. Hello? Hello, mum. How are you guys? We're good. We think you might be particularly good at the moment.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Bree stumbled across some information that might affect you directly. Listen up. Mum, do you recall, what did we call it? A baking dish? A casserole dish. A casserole dish that had like a bunch of vegetables or like wild flowers on the front of it? Yeah. It's got a glass lid and it's a white casserole dish. Yeah. It's a cornyware I think, isn't it? That's the one! That's exactly what it is. Oh my god, Mum. Yeah. Okay, the corningware, I think, isn't it? That's the one. That's exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Oh, my God, Mum. Yeah. Okay, here is the key question. Do you still have that casserole dish? Yes, I do. Oh, my God. And you're positive that it's a corningware one? It's absolutely, mate, because I've got another one that's a bigger, flatter one,
Starting point is 00:26:06 and it's a Corningware as well. Wait, you've got two? You've got two? Yeah, I've got the casserole. That's a traditional shape for a casserole. And then the other one is kind of like a baking dish. Brianna, you've seen it. That's why I'm calling you, Mum, because I remember growing up,
Starting point is 00:26:22 we definitely had one, And this is legit. Do you want to hear the news about that dish? Is this legit, Brianna, honestly? This is. I'm not joking. What can I swear on? This is a real girl who cried wolf situation. Isn't it?
Starting point is 00:26:36 And you've been pranked with Katie Drage too many times. But I will hand on heart tell you that the news Bri is about to share with you is genuine, okay? Mum. Okay. If you have the Corningware casserole dish, it is worth a whopping $16,000. No. We're not even taking the piss this time.
Starting point is 00:27:00 We're not even. This is legit. Are you kidding me? I'm not joking. Oh, my God. What about the flatter one? It'd be worth a lot too, I'm assuming. We don't even know yet.
Starting point is 00:27:12 That needs to be independently valued as well. Can you send them over here and we will sell them for you and we will give you a part of the profit. I have a banging Trade Me account where I can get you top dollar. Well, that one, the casserole one, is from Nan. Yeah, that's how old they would be. They're from the 70s. All right, well, good point.
Starting point is 00:27:32 It's a family heirloom. Are you willing to part with the Corning Ware casserole dish, possibly valued at $16,000? Absolutely. Get rid of the family heirloom. I'm getting the money. I'm there. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:27:49 You head home now. Wrap it up in newspaper. We'll get an independent value around to the house as soon as possible. You're sitting on a bloody fortune, Mama Di. Well done. Oh, I'll tell you what. I will go you a third. Okay, 70 for us, 30 for you.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Got it. No, no. We're talking aviation news this afternoon. On a national scale, the Prime Minister's Boeing 757, her RNZAF Boeing 757 has broken down in America and she's stuck. What was that? Got that cup. Pardon you.
Starting point is 00:28:29 You might have to do the heavy lifting on this one. Okay. We have asked you though. I'm just waiting for the next one. It's not coming. It's done now. When did your vehicle let you down? Where did you need to be?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Mm-hmm. This is the best day ever. And your vehicle... Again, again. ...would not get you there. No, I'm defaulting to some callers now. Come on, again. There it is.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Oh, hey, how's it? You've actually been on the Prime Minister's broken Boeing, have you? Yeah, I have a few times, actually. And what's it like, Aaron? Is it an absolute crap box? Yeah, I have a few times, actually. And what's it like, Aaron? Is it an absolute crap box? Yeah, basically.
Starting point is 00:29:07 The only good seats are the two at the front, and that's about it. The lazy boy seats. The pilot seats? Not the pilot seats. No. Right. Those are pretty awesome, too, though. They get all the suites up there.
Starting point is 00:29:20 There's even a little bar fridge up there for them as well. Are you an Air Force guy? No, I was actually in the Army. You's in a little bar fridge up there for them as well. Are you an Air Force guy? No, I was actually in the Army. You're in the Army. Are you surprised that the Prime Minister's plane has broken down in America? Not surprised at all. I'm surprised it didn't break down beforehand. Really?
Starting point is 00:29:38 On a scale of 1 to 10, Aaron, how reliable do you think that plane is? I'd probably say about a four. A four is not good. I wouldn't be boarding a four. I would not be getting on that plane. I'd be calling Air New Zealand and going, hi, it's the Prime Minister here. Remember how we bailed you guys out a couple of times?
Starting point is 00:29:58 I'm going to need a plane, please. Cheap-ass government. Get a better plane. Jeez. Thanks, Aaron. Let's talk to Quentin. Hi, Quentin. Hi, Quentin. Hi. Thanks, Aaron. Let's talk to Quentin. Hi, Quentin. Hi, Quentin.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Hey. When did your vehicle let you down, Quentin? So I'm a little country kid, and I went out in the middle of Auckland to buy a car. Right. When I was about 17. And I went out and I brought this car, and I was like, this is awesome.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Got on the motorway to go home, turned the air con on, and it turned off, and that was it. It turned off on the motorway to go home, turned the air con on, and it turned off, and that was it. It turned off on the motorway? Yep. I rolled over to the side, and my mate, who had taken me up there, pushed me up a little bit off the road, and I got towed home. You're kidding. What was wrong with it?
Starting point is 00:30:38 I'm not really sure. I had some kind of electrical issue. Yeah, it didn't start again for me. Wait, did you try turning the air conditioning off before you tried to turn the car back on? Yes, I did try that. Was there petrol in it? Yes, there was petrol in it. I just filled it up. Did it have wheels
Starting point is 00:30:54 on it? Yes, it had wheels. That's about all. Seems to check out. Right. Motorway is terrifying when you're not from Auckland. That is so scary. Even if your car is reliable. Yeah, poor thing, Quentin. That's horrible. Amy's caught up as well. Hi, Amy. Hi. You had a plane let you down. We did. We had a plane let us down first time. There was about five
Starting point is 00:31:16 of us heading from Palmerston North to Auckland for an EPSA concert. Yes. We were the last flight on a Friday evening and it was cancelled. Oh, no. Yeah, so to cut a long story short, they ended up putting us all in a taxi and taxiing us up to Auckland from Palmerston North, which took about five or six hours. In a taxi?
Starting point is 00:31:39 My God. In a taxi, yes. What was the taxi meter like on that trip? $1,500. But then the poor taxi guy just had to turn around and come back to Parma. Or he just drives around Auckland for a bit, looking for someone who's trying to get a fare back to Parma City. At one o'clock on a Sunday morning, I imagine he probably could have.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Yeah, well, maybe. To be fair, Amy, I'm surprised it wasn't more to get a taxi. $1,500 all the way from Palmy. Palmy to Auckland. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's actually not as much as what I thought it would be. Some taxis are shocking.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Yeah, I got a taxi from K Road back to my place, which is about three suburbs out, and it cost me, I think it was my first house deposit when I get it. Yeah, there you go. They were like, let's do a deal. Your house deposit and I'll take you home. Did you make it to the Ed Sheeran concert, Amy? We did.
Starting point is 00:32:38 We didn't make it to the casino beforehand, which was part of the plan. Oh, rough. You know, suddenly you had to go. You went to some Ulysses. And he did stop at McDonald's in Taupo for us. He was part of the plan. Oh, rough. You know, suddenly he had to go. He went some of you, Lisa. And he just stopped at McDonald's in Taupo for us. He was a pretty cool guy. Here is the ultimate question.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Did you catch a taxi back to Palmy? No, absolutely not. We had had enough of taxis. Yeah, I bet. I bet you had. There you go. But we got there, so hey, it wasn't all bad. Yeah, wow.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I didn't know a taxi was an option when the flight didn't go. I can't believe it. So that would have been the airline that did that, eh? Yeah, all right. Bah! No, stop trying to get rid of my hiccups. Well, that was the first attempt. Bree and Clint. So it's a double name game today.
Starting point is 00:33:16 And Lauren, you've got the chance to win 50k. Conrad. Hi, guys. Lauren Conrad would work. Yeah, from the hills. G'day, Lauren. Hi. So, Lauren, hills. G'day, Lauren. Hi. So, Lauren, I'll yell out a name.
Starting point is 00:33:27 You and Bree need to race to name two celebrities who use that name as part of their name. Now, no buzzing in in this game. Just yell out a name when you've got it. If you say that celebrity's name, you've claimed it. Okay? So you can say one and sit on one until you think of the next one. you've got a couple of seconds you've claimed you've claimed that name it can't be used by the other person gotcha does that make sense lauren okay so you gotta say two different
Starting point is 00:33:52 names yeah you gotta say two you gotta say two famous people as fast as you can lauren man you have made it harder haven't you i have made it harder it's okay it's okay just just don't wait to say the second one say the first one as soon as you've got it, and then we'll work from there. I mean, the original game worked fine. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. Here we go. Somebody give me two famous Scots. Scott Disick.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Scott Disick is one. Oh, Scott Morrison. Scott Disick is one Scott Morrison Scott Morrison is one Scott Next Scott wins the point Adam Scott Adam Scott The golfer
Starting point is 00:34:34 Let's go to our adjudicator Oh she's not going to know who that is Producer Anastasia have you heard of Adam Scott? He's a famous actor He's that guy that always plays the annoying dude in movies You've accidentally done it Yeah That was such a bluff
Starting point is 00:34:52 He's also a golfer There's an Adam Scott the golfer Alright, one point to Brie Not as famous That was lucky Next one Someone give me a famous Tina Turner Turner Turner is one Brie got Turner Next one. Someone give me a famous...
Starting point is 00:35:06 Tina. Turner. Turner. Turner is one. Bree got Turner. I need another one. Tina. Faye.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Tina Faye is another one. That's two points to Bree. Come on, Lauren. You got this. Come on. Lauren, you need a point here. Would you like a male or a female name for the next one? Male.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Male? Okay. Someone give me a famous Martin. Two famous Martins. Luther King. Okay, what did Lauren say? Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence and Martin Luther King. You're both on the board with one.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Next, Martin wins the points. Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese wins. It is harder, eh, Lauren? It's a lot harder. It's so much harder. I've played with the just single name before. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Yeah, I think... It's so much harder. Lauren, I think he did the dirty on you. You get the KFC chicken dollars, I think. Thanks, Rory. No worries. You come out here and down-trow her on live radio, and then you pretend like you're the nice guy. It's all right, Lauren. I got your back. I got your back, Bree. No worries. You come out here and down-trail her on live radio and then you pretend like you're the nice guy. It's all right, Lauren.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I got your back. I got your back, Lauren. Oh, thank you. At least someone does. Bree and Clint. This story is a bit awkward and probably a position that some people have found themselves in from time to time.
Starting point is 00:36:22 A guy has said he recently started a new job, right? So he's recently started at this new job and he said the manager that he has is really nice. She's very laid back but she's also very professional around the office and so is he. So, you know, it's still a new work relationship. They don't know each other very well. Still feeling each other out. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Anyway, he said, you know, I went out drinking the other weekend, had a few cans and I decided that when I got home, I'd jump on the dating apps and I got onto Tinder and it was to my surprise that my new manager came up on my Tinder. Hey, that's nice, isn't it? Right? So he was like, oh. You're clearly in each other's target demo.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Yeah. Well, maybe they're a similar age, you know, what each other's looking for. And he thought, you know, he'd had a few lemonades and he goes, oh, I might swipe right on her. How funny is that? Well, there's no risk in that, right? Because...
Starting point is 00:37:28 How is there not a risk? Because if she doesn't swipe on you, then she's never going to find out. She won't know. No one will ever know. But what if she has and then you guys match and there is a risk of that becoming awkward? Well, so long as you actually want to date that
Starting point is 00:37:44 person, then it shouldn't be an issue. Well, so long as you actually want to date that person, then it shouldn't be an issue. Yeah, well. But if you don't, if you're just like, I'll swipe for a lol, and then she's swiped for reels, and then you have to see each other and you're like, actually, I don't want to date you. Yeah, I know, but is it not an issue because she's the boss and you've started this new job and then you don't really want to put yourself in that position.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yeah. And you don't know her. Oh, don't get me wrong. I would not have swiped yes on my boss. Anyway, he thought it'd be funny. And so he swiped right. And awkward. It was a match. Wonderful. And he said, look, so now she knows that I've swiped right on her and we've matched and I feel really awkward. She knows you think she's a big old hottie. And he said it's even more awkward because we've never really spoken that much or flirted or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:38:32 But now he knows that she swiped right on him and she knows that he swiped right on her. It's more awkward for her. She's the boss. It's actually an HR issue. Him, he's just the lowly employee she's the boss, she should have known better
Starting point is 00:38:49 oh I don't know, she should have known better she shouldn't be taking advantage of her employees like this you know what she's done, she's only hired him because she wanted to bone him and now it's clear because they've matched on Tinder you know, yeah god it is such a women's world out there
Starting point is 00:39:04 today isn't it, I tell you Yeah, God, it is such a women's world out there today, isn't it? I tell you what, don't date her, blackmail her. So you give me a raise or I release the screenshots. God, you talk some crap. And make that threat to her over a nice dinner on your first date. I mean, there's no better way than to climb the workplace ladder than threats. And we stand by that statement here at the Brian Clint Show. Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Who did you match with on a dating app that you kind of regret probably was a mistake? A little bit awkward. A little bit awkward. A guy has talked about how he matched with his new supervisor at his new job and he was like, oh, it's not a big deal. She's not going to swipe right on me. Turns out she had and it was a match.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I want to know if they hooked up. Oh, well, that's, you know. You know, I want to know if they went through with it. You're going to have to see the sequel movie to this movie. Pep's called up. Afternoon, Pep. Hi, Pep. Hey, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:40:04 Good, thanks. Pep, who did you match with on the dating app? My manager, actually. Oh, so same story. Wait a minute. So how long had you been working at this job? A few months. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:18 And did you think they were a bit of all right? Yeah, they were okay. They were similar age, so that was always good. Pip's like, they moved, so it was a win-win. So what happened, Pip? Was it awkward?
Starting point is 00:40:34 Like, obviously you matched, and then was it, did you go on dates? Did you end up dating? Was it awkward? We were just kind of indoor gardening for about a year.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Okay. All bad then. Right. There you year. Okay. All bad then. Right. There you go. Okay, thanks Pip. Someone's texted and said, please keep me anonymous. I'm a cop and I matched with someone. Oh no, I had someone come up on Tinder that I had arrested before.
Starting point is 00:40:58 They said I swiped left or did I? Oh, saucy. Wait, which is no? Which way is no? No is left? No is left No is left Yeah Do you reckon sometimes cops
Starting point is 00:41:08 Imagine they pull up to take you on the date in the cop car You're like, oh no, not again Do you reckon sometimes cops, you know, arrest people And they think, oh, you're pretty hot You know, and then they put them in their handcuffs Yeah And they're like, oh Well, they did in that little waistline, didn't they?
Starting point is 00:41:22 That's pretty nice, yeah Someone else texts her and they said, I match with my cousin. Gross. Someone else said, someone said I match with my mate's mum. No, surely not. What about this?
Starting point is 00:41:36 It's not Tinder, but I went to a swingers party. An hour into the party, my cousin arrived at the same party. Honestly, in New Zealand, avoid those type of parties. It's too close. That would be the most awkward thing in the entire world. It ruins the mood, doesn't it? Because you're going to have to say to your cousin, one of us has to leave.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Be like, how long have you been here for? Because I feel like it's my turn to say. Someone else texts her and they said, my mate and I were on her Tinder swiping and we matched with someone. She then had a job interview with him the next day, not knowing it was him. Oh, yeah. She got the job, though.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, nice. Worked in your favour. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. How are you guys?
Starting point is 00:42:19 Good, thanks. Tell us, anonymous, who was the person you matched with? One of my ex-managers from like five years, six years ago. Great, oh this is good. So five or six years ago, did you have feelings then? No, no, he's married. Oh right, okay. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, was he married when you matched with him on Tinder? I was, he was. Whoa! He was, I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Whoa! Okay. Okay. So what happened? I just talked to him for a bit and then found out that him and his wife do swinging.
Starting point is 00:42:53 So I was like, oh shit, okay. Right. So the wife knew about it. Were you sure his wife that does swinging as well or was that just one of those lines that some married guys
Starting point is 00:43:01 say on Tinder? No, no. I've seen her in person and everything and I was like, oh my God. And what did you think? Were you like two for one deal?
Starting point is 00:43:09 Oh no, thank you. Okay, thank you Anonymous. Very similar story to that one. Someone said, true story, I jumped on Tinder one night and my ex-husband came up. It wasn't just a photo of him though, it was him and his new wife
Starting point is 00:43:23 looking for some good old fun group time. Wow. Wow. Okay. Saucy. That's not the guy you were married to, was it? One more. I'm a probation officer, and I saw my offender on Tinder.
Starting point is 00:43:36 You better believe that I got Tinder gold after that so nobody could see my profile. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Look, if you're new
Starting point is 00:43:49 to the show, here's how it works. We take your birthdays and we put them into a computer and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Stop, stop, stop, stop. What's going on? It's me, Rita Ora. Rita Ora's not invited to this. No, Rita Ora always does.
Starting point is 00:44:04 No, this is Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Rita Ora does this segment. I will ban Rita Ora. Rita Ora's not invited to this segment. No, Rita Ora always does. This is Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Rita Ora does this segment. I will ban Rita Ora from this studio. How dare you? I'll get Taika Waititi onto you. Didn't they break up? Hi, Mike.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Hi, Mike. Hello. G'day, mate. Good chat. What's your birthday, Mike? How are you going, Mike? I'm good, thank you. Thanks for asking. How's your day going? Wait, Mike? How are you going, Mike? I'm good, thank you. Thanks for asking.
Starting point is 00:44:25 How's your day going? Wait, Mike, do I hear an English accent? Hopefully not. I did live there for a while, but it should be gone by now, surely. Oh, you've got a very nice accent. Mike, give us your birthday. Let's do your birthday banger. October 16, 96.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Okay, Mike, you were 16 in 2012. And on the 16th of October, sorry, it comes back in, you know, bits and pieces. Here's your birthday banger. Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. What do you reckon, Mike? Psy gang name style for your birthday banger? I can't believe that song is that old.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, wow. Oh, you thought that was more recent, Mike. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, no. Time flies. That's ancient. I mean, what a moment in history, though, gang name style. Still got great energy, too.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Roseanne is here. Kia ora, Roseanne. Hi, Roseanne. Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good to hear, Roseanne. What's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:45:25 15th of August, 1996. All right, that means you were Good, thank you. That's good to hear. Roseanne, what's your birthday? 15th of August, 1996. Right, that means you were also 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this is what was top of the charts. Oh, Roseanne, iconic, the Justice Crew. Do you like it, Roseanne? Were you a Justice Crew fan? Yes, iconic, the Justice Crew. Do you like it, Roseanne? Were you a Justice Crew fan? Yes, definitely. Yeah, wow.
Starting point is 00:45:50 So I can't move quite as well, but yeah, that's all right. They were good dancers, eh? Yes, definitely, they are. They were, Roseanne. I mean, one of them is now in the Wiggles. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Which, I mean, you have to be a good dancer to be in the Wiggles. You do. I mean, the hot potato, it takes a lot of training. Donna's here. Hi, Donna. G'day, Donna. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:46:13 How are you? I'm good, thanks. Oh, that's good. Have you had a good Tuesday, Donna? Oh, yeah, really good. It stopped raining. Oh, I mean, yeah, that definitely brightens your spirits. What's your birthday, Donna?
Starting point is 00:46:25 17th of June, 1961. That means it's your birthday next month. So happy birthday for next month. In a couple of weeks, you were 16 in 1977. And Donna, here is your birthday banger. Oh, it's a good one, Donna. Beautiful birthday banger from Fleetwood Mac. Very nearly went back to number one just last year too
Starting point is 00:46:52 because of TikTok. Did you see that, Donna? Yeah, I know. I thought there's a couple of really good remakes around of different songs, but no, I really liked that. Yeah, the remake's not bad. It was a good one, wasn't it? Joel and Pitch.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Yeah, I liked it. I'm going to vote for Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to vote for Donna's song for Birthday Banger today. Oh, awesome. Oh, Donna, you do seem very sweet. Should I vote for your song? Oh, you've turned her off. Well, yeah, I didn't want it to be awkward while she was there
Starting point is 00:47:20 and you were deliberating in case you vote against her. Like, when you inevitably go justice, crew. I was asking her opinion. Oh, Donna, do you think Brie should vote for you? I think absolutely she should. It's a great song, you know. If it can be then and come back and be another hit, hey, it's worth it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 I mean, Donna, you've got a great point, but... All right, fine, Donna. You've won birthday banger this afternoon. I just wanted to make you sweat a little bit. I was always going to vote for your song. You really had her on the ropes there. I did. She's like, what more can I do?
Starting point is 00:47:56 I've got a situation that happened to me this morning. I wanted to run by you. And the producers, you can weigh in on this as well if you like. I went to a seamstress this morning oh okay um who i'm looking at getting an outfit made for an event that we've got coming up wedding dress uh no not a wedding dress not a wedding dress no just um something to wear to an awards and it's quite difficult to find stuff that fits me really nice. So sometimes I like to treat myself and get something made.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And a seamstress. Very nice. That's what they called her. Yeah, yeah. A seamstress. Anyway, so I went to this lady who was lovely, really nice woman, and I was talking to her about, you know, what I wanted done. And she's like, great, let's take your measurements.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Right? Mm-hmm. great, let's take your measurements, right? And now she's said something during taking my measurements for this garment that I want to know from you guys, should I take it as a compliment or should I not take it as a compliment? Okay, I understand. Now, be aware this woman's a professional. She is. So she'll deal with all body shapes every day of the week.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Exactly. So I'm sure it's not personal, but when you're ready. No, no, I think it is a compliment. Okay. Right? So I'll just say that off the bat. Okay, go on then. But I want to know from you guys.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah. So here's the situation. Standing there, she's taking, you know, my neck measurement, how long my arms are, the height, my waist measurement. And she gets to my bust measurement. Okay. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Which, of course, is my boobs. The boob measurement around the boobs, the bust. Yeah. And did she go, Well, she, I mean, kind of. Did she? But she said this. Because she was looking at me like she was staring at them quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And I knew that she was thinking something. And she kind of, she's like, she goes, question. And I was like, yeah. And she goes, are your boobs fake? And I instantly went, no, but I'll take that as a compliment. And she goes, oh, you never know with people these days. She goes, you know, all the more power to them. She's like, yours could be fake.
Starting point is 00:50:15 They're very perky. Yeah, that's a compliment. It's a compliment, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's saying you look like you've got $1,000 boobs, you know? So is she saying that I've got perfect boobs? Or is she saying, and this is where I was wondering if it's a compliment or not, or is she saying they look fake?
Starting point is 00:50:35 Or are they abnormally big for your frame? Because you know how some fake boobs, you go, well, those are definitely bolt-ons. Too big. That's way too much. Yeah. No, I reckon take it on face value I reckon she's going Oh I had the measuring tape a bit lower
Starting point is 00:50:48 Because you are in your 30s But actually she had to slide the measuring tape up Then lay up around your eyes Yeah yeah I reckon take the compliment Bank it Okay Because I was
Starting point is 00:50:56 What do the producers think? Compliment or not? Oh it's got to be a compliment Surely Yeah I mean If you think about it The reverse psychology is that people want their appearances
Starting point is 00:51:08 to look better in some way, and that's why they would get a boob job. So a boob job is essentially... Enhancing. An enhancement. So if she's saying they look like they're enhanced, then essentially, yeah, that's a big compliment. I thought so.
Starting point is 00:51:22 And Sam, let's ask Sam a different question. Do you reckon Breeie's boobs look fake? I'm not answering that. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. God, Olivia from Maths Australia has been in the news
Starting point is 00:51:39 lately, hasn't she? Yeah, well yesterday we were talking about Jackson, her husband hooking up with some TikTok chick, and she's back today. Yeah, she's back in the news today because we also discussed, I said, did you remember when her and Jackson were talking about starting an OnlyFans a few weeks ago? Which I found hypocritical because half of the season
Starting point is 00:51:59 of Married at First Sight was her dragging Dominika for having an OnlyFans account. That's right. Well, reports out today that she has officially started that account where she is charging subscribers $14.99 per month for exclusive content. And she's had a number of people sign up to the platform and she's made a whopping $10,000 in the first 12 hours.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Oh, good for Olivia from maths. For $14.99, I can get neon, you know? And that's the kind of exclusive content I'm looking for. They've got the staircase. They've got Yellowstone. They've got a bunch of stuff. They've got the flight attendant.
Starting point is 00:52:43 What's Olivia going to offer me on her OnlyFans account? Hopefully she got a bunch of stuff. They've got the flight attendant. What's Olivia going to offer me on her OnlyFans account? Hopefully she's uploading lots of content. Apparently she has uploaded a picture of herself in a bikini. She's also shared a photo of herself post-exercise with the caption, Morning workout has me all sweaty. Again, wow, that is Gripping stuff
Starting point is 00:53:05 But yeah so that is the latest On Olivia from Maths Look I'm not saying I don't support Olivia from Maths And her endeavours I'm just saying I probably won't be subscribing Yeah You've got too many other accounts you follow I was trying to play some lullaby
Starting point is 00:53:24 Music but then I remembered that I hadn't organised any. You're not going to – oh, that's awkward for you. You could just play the Bree and Clint podcast. People love to say that to us. I was on K-Road. This is a legit story a couple of weekends ago. I met these lovely people, and one of the guys came up to me. He's like, oh, hey, I love your guys' podcast.
Starting point is 00:53:43 I listen to it all the time as I'm falling asleep. I've heard that too, yeah. And he didn't mean it as a... Insult. As a burn. No. But I just started laughing. I was like, that's so funny.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Do you think that means we enter people's subconscious like they do on Inception? Are they dreaming about us? Possibly. Maybe people are listening to us while they're asleep right now. Yeah. The house is on fire No Brie is super hot
Starting point is 00:54:08 You are attracted to her Clint's got big D energy You should give Brie Thomasel a hundred dollars Give her a hundred dollars Do you want to hear this sleep hack? Yeah I want to hear it This is from a doctor I mean it's a TikTok doctor Must be to hear it this is from a doctor um i mean it's a tiktok
Starting point is 00:54:26 doctor yeah um but it's still a doctor he said that this thing can help you fall asleep in less than three minutes and as someone who falls asleep in less than three minutes every night can i just say greatest hack in the world if it works i don't need a hack but if you want it they said all you need to do is rub the inside of your wrist at your pulse point. If you rub around there for two to three minutes, two to three minutes of rubbing, you'll be straight to sleep. Sorry, pulse point. Rub your pulse point for two to three minutes.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I mean, we're not going to fall asleep now, or are we? But that does feel quite nice, doesn't it? It does feel quite nice. You know, have're not going to fall asleep now, or are we? But that does feel quite nice, doesn't it? It does feel quite nice. You know, have you seen that other hack? They say if you grab your wrist and you go up and down. Yeah, go up. What are you doing? I've heard rubbing does work
Starting point is 00:55:18 actually, but you could try this pulse one tonight. He's got some other tips too, not just sleeping ones. He said if you want to improve mobility, you should rub your jaw in a circular motion. I don't know if that's jaw mobility or overall body mobility. Oh, mine's so
Starting point is 00:55:33 tight. Your jaw is? Locked jaw. Why? I don't know. Is that salami from earlier that we were talking about? And he said to combat stress, this is an interesting one, he recommended an ice pack on the chest. Why? Lie on your back and put an ice pack on your chest
Starting point is 00:55:48 because it stimulates the vagus nerve. What's the vagus nerve? No idea, but it forces the body to relax. V-A-G-U-S. Vagus nerve. I'm lucky you finished that. Yeah. Do you want to hear my sleeping hack?
Starting point is 00:56:03 Could be vagus nerve. Yeah, go on. Do you want to hear my sleeping hack? Could be Vegas, Nerv. Yeah, go on. Do you want to hear? Yeah. This is legit my sleeping hack that I've used for a couple of years. Go on. So you know, and this might not apply to you, Clint, but do you know when you're on a plane and it's the most uncomfortable situation you can be in
Starting point is 00:56:19 and most of the time all you want to do is go to sleep on a plane, but you're super uncomfortable? So when you're laying in bed and you can't sleep, pretend like you're on a plane. Oh. It actually works. So pretend you're uncomfortable. No, so pretend you're on a plane.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Yeah. But you're as comfortable as what you are laying. So sit up. No, think that you're on a plane. Right. Watch a movie. Someone out there will get what I'm saying. Get a seatbelt.
Starting point is 00:56:52 And they will use that sleeping hat. Imagine you're in a room full of 300 people who are all farting. Is that what you mean? No. You know what I mean. Use whichever sleep hack you like, New Zealand. And have a great night's sleep. Whiskey and milk.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah. That's my tip. Here's Joel Corey in MNEK. It's Head and Heart on ZM. That's a legit sleeping hack I use, Sam. You should do it. Whiskey. Have a great night's sleep.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Huh? New Zealand. I can't hear you. Whiskey. Have a great night's sleep. Huh? New Zealand. I can't hear you. Whiskey. Have a great night's sleep. Whiskey and milk. Yeah. It's my tip.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Here's Joel Corey in Immunicat. New Zealand. Whiskey. And have a great night's sleep. Whiskey and milk. Yeah. It's my tip. Brave.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Zidane's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on Zidane. Feed by KFC. It's my tip.

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