ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st May 2023

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, Brie and Clint fresh off a boozy long lunch. It was delightful, it was the launch of the Women's FIFA World Cup. 50 days to go until the World Cup kicks off in Aotearoa, New Zealand. I know, this is so exciting. Literally the biggest sporting event in the world. 50 days to go until the World Cup kicks off in Aotearoa, New Zealand. I know. This is so exciting.

Literally the biggest sporting event in the world, the World Cup, and we get to have it right here in this country. It's amazing. And go get your tickets now. So we had to go and drink free wine. Yeah. It was our responsibility to go. We had to eat the free food.

Yeah. But no. We're doing it for the football fans. We're supporting the football fans. Yeah, we had to drink the Aperol Spritz to support the football fans. Also, just a reminder, go get your tickets now because they will sell out fast. There's games in Auckland, Wellington, Dunedin, Hamilton. Had to drink the Jacob's Creek Rose to support the football fans.

You can tell Clint's not a big football guy, but, you know, he was there for the free drinks and food. I was to support the football fans. You can tell Clint's not a big football guy, but he was there for the free drinks and food. I was there for the football fans. And then they put on some good food. I assume they were in the kitchen cooking it. It was delightful. How dare you? They invited us.

How dare you? Just kidding. It's going to be such a great tournament. It'll be amazing. Hey, today on the show, we're going to add our final item to our cart at four o'clock and you're going to win it at five o'clock with a bonus 250 thanks to the warehouse this week they're um hooking up ed which is awesome yeah that's so good uh so be listening out at four and at five o'clock for that but we're going to kick off the show with tradie versus lady as per usual 50 cash thanks

to our good friends at kfc if you want to play, the number to call is 0800 Dial ZM 48... I don't know the actual number. Oh, I was going to be so impressed if you did. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradie vs Lady. The Ladies picking up a win yesterday, so it takes their lead to 11. They're sitting on 51, the tradies on 40. Let's go to our tradie first today. He's calling in from South Auckland. He's 34 and his daughter is a New Zealand champion. Welcome to the show, Daniel.

G'day, Daniel. Humble brag. Tell us more. What a champion in what? 100 metre athletics. 100 metre athletics. How fast is she running, Daniel? She's hitting about 15 seconds at the moment.

And what's her age group? What's her what? What's her age group? Oh, she's 10. Oh, yeah. Amazing. That is a rapid 10-year-old. Yeah.

That is so good. Oh, well done. Okay, you're taking on our lady today. She's calling in from rapid 10-year-old. Yeah. That is so good. Oh, well done. Okay, you're taking on our lady today. She's calling in from Pairoa. She's 20, and she's a Tradiverse Lady Champion. She's been here before. She's got the job done. Welcome to the show, Jess.

G'day, Jess. Did you win convincingly last time? Oh, 3-0, mate. Oh, all over it, mate. All over it. Okay. Well, let's see if you can do it again. Jess, 3-0, mate. Oh, all over it, mate. All over it. Okay. Well, let's see if you can do it again. Jess, your buzzer is lady.

Daniel, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What's the total number of dots on a pair of dice? Is it 24, 36, or 42? Tradie. Yes, Daniel? 36. That it 24, 36 or 42? 30. Yes, Daniel?

36. That's incorrect, Jess. You want to guess? Can I hear the options again? 24 or 42 are the remaining options. I'm going to go 42. It is 42. It was a pair of dice, not a single dice. Yeah, right.

Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two. State of origin takes place tonight in Australia. What colour jersey do both teams competing wear? Brady. Yes, Daniel. The Maroons. Yeah.

Yes. And the Stink Blues. I nearly awarded you a bonus point for saying that. Nice work, Daniel. I think it's sky blue, but yeah, stink blue. No, stink blue I think is the colour. All right, one to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady? Yes, Jess. Is it Binnie? No, not Binnie. Good guess, though. Not a bad guess. Daniel, you want to have a go?

No. Oh, you'll kick yourself. Doja Cat. It's Doja Cat. Oh, wow. All right, here we go. No points there for anyone. Question number four. PhD stands for what?

When someone has a PhD. Yeah, it's one of those things you... It's a bit tricky because it's not really linear, the thing that it stands for. Yeah, Jess? Professional health degree. Yeah. You gave it a good crack, and you're right, Clint.

It's a bit of a trick question. We were looking for Doctor of Philosophy. The D for Doctor comes after the PH for Philosophy. Who would have thought? No points there. Still one apiece. Question number five. The hard white material of an elephant tusk is called what? Tradie. Yes, Daniel. Ivory. It is, of course, ivory. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number six. What is the most common colour of toilet paper in France? Yes, Daniel. No. It was a multi-choice. The options were blue, yellow or pink. Jess, free guess. Gee, we'll go yellow. Incorrect.

We were looking for pink. Question number seven. Where does sushi come from? Treaty. Yes, Daniel, for the win. Japan. He's got it. Jeez, we travelled the globe with our questions today, didn't we? We really did, and Daniel, you've picked up $50 cash. Fantastic, thank you guys.

No worries. Unfortunately, producer Ella is away sick today but uh i wanted to talk about uh something that i noticed yesterday that she was raving about was uh she was absolutely fizzing at this dress she's bought off facebook marketplace oh yeah right, yeah. Right? And she was talking about it. She'd been talking about it for a couple of days and she's like real excited about it. It's a Gorman dress. And if you don't know, Gorman is like a bit of a fancy brand.

It's nice, right? It's nice and it's like a bit quirky, a bit different, but can be a little bit pricey. Yeah. And so she was on Facebook Marketplace, saw this secondhand Gorman dress, and she's bought it, and she wore it yesterday, and I was amazed.

And I said to her, did you get a good deal? She got a bloody great deal on it. That dress she was wearing yesterday was great. Yeah. Didn't look like it was a dodgy Facebook Marketplace deal at all. Why do you have to say not all Facebook Marketplace deals are dodgy? Because everything on Facebook Marketplace is dodgy and everything on Trade Me is legit.

That's not true. That's how I see it. You're missing out on all the good deals. Facebook Marketplace is stolen and everything on Trade Me is legit. Mate, that is not true. I'm not saying, look, is there stuff that happens on Facebook Marketplace that, you know, is a bit dodgy? If you're on Facebook Marketplace, pretend they're trying to sell you a dress,

but they're actually just trying to get you interested in their OnlyFans. That is not true. And everything on Trade Me is a normal sale. Mate, you keep paying your fees and doing what you need to do on Trade Me. I mean, I don't mind Trade Me. Trade Me has its place. But I'm just saying there's some great deals on Facebook Marketplace. Have you ever got a really,

like have you ever felt like you bought something secondhand and you were like, this was an absolute steal? Yeah, I had to bid on a $10.50 crockpot yesterday. Oh yeah, how'd that go? I withdrew my bid because someone scared me out of it. They're like, have you watched This Is Us? Crockpot killed the dad. Yeah, well I said to you,

why don't you just buy a new Crockpot? Yeah, well, I did. Turns out they're very cheap. Yeah, turns out you're cheap trying to buy a $10.50 Crockpot. Yeah, I got a brand new one from Noel Eaming for $60 today. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, anyway, anyway, it's not about me and my Crockpot. Jeez, you're obsessed with my Crockpot.

How much was Ella's Gorman dress? I actually don't know. How much did she end up paying? Do you know how much she paid for the Gorman dress? I actually don't know. How much did she end up paying? Do you know how much she paid for the Gorman dress, Claudia? She haggled down a little bit. It was 80. She got it for 60. No.

And what do you reckon the dress was worth? Oh, that dress from Gorman. Upwards from 150, yeah. At least 200 plus, I'd reckon. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And only one person died in it. Bargain.

You're so... Mate, you're just jealous. It's a desistous day, don't you? You're just jealous that you don't have the balls to shop on Facebook Marketplace. You know, you might... Do you reckon I should have bought my crock pot on Facebook Marketplace? What? Do you reckon I should have bought my crock pot on there?

Oh, there's some things I wouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace. Like what? Like secondhand underwear. No, no, stop. Sorry, stop, stop. Park the bus. Where would you buy your second hand underwear from? Oh, you know, just like legit places. Like? Like um, um, like

there's websites. Right, okay. You know when you're having a wardrobe clean out and you're like giving a bag of clothes to the sellies. There's certain things you put in the bag and certain things that just go in the bin. You can put bras in there, but you can't put undies in there, right? Yeah. If you want to donate undies to the Salvation Army, you have to donate new ones.

Yeah, don't ever, ever donate your secondhand old scraggly pair of undies. If anyone works at Save Mart or Sally's or St. Vinny's, can you text us? Do people donate their secondhand undies? And you're like, we can't put these out. Surely not. Maybe kids underwear. Even then.

You know? I know Women's Refuge love... Kids have smelly bums too. Yeah, well, that's true. Women's Refuge, they love getting bras because bras are expensive. So if you want to donate your secondhand bras...

Should I go on Marketplace and type in undies? Yeah, go on. What's on there? I love to go on Facebook Marketplace and just check out some of the good deals. Facebook Marketplace is all. The only thing on my Facebook Market homepage, DJ equipment and women's clothing. Well, that's what you love shopping for, obviously.

You're not wrong. Look at this deal. There's a free couch in Auckland says it's never been cleaned. I mean, so it's in good neck and it's free. Zero dollars. You think never been cleaned is an upsell? Yeah, because it's vintage.

How about this? Someone's selling a rare misprint of a block of Whitaker's chocolate. There's a dark Ghana on here. Where's the typo? What's the typo on this? They want $80 for a block of Whittaker's chocolate. There's a dark Ghana on here. Where's the typo? What's the typo on this? They want $80 for a block of Whittaker's. Do they? See, Facebook's...

What about this? iPhone 14 Pro Max, $400. Not bad. Not bad. Ariana Grande perfumes. Their iPhone is stolen. Their iPhone is stolen. I guarantee you their iPhone is stolen.

Nespresso pods, $20. Who's selling... Oh, my God, there are so many undies on Facebook Marketplace. Okay, look, this might be stolen. Apple MacBook Pro laptop, $80. Why is it so cheap? Jeez, if you want secondhand undies, Facebook Marketplace is the place to go. You know how you were looking for a secondhand mattress for your spare room?

Yeah. They're $100. Oh, that looks nice. Someone definitely died on that. Hey, I'm just saying, look, you're not convinced, are you? You're not convinced. Convinced of what? That people get some amazing deals. On Facebook Marketplace? Yes. You're not convinced. I'm just not convinced

the deals are legit. Do we have the clip from the woman a couple of days ago talking about the deal she got on Facebook Marketplace? Yeah, we do, yeah. I bought a life-size statue of a panther. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The person who sold it to me was a magician, and he bought it off a clown.

They do exist. Look, I'm going to convince you this afternoon, Clint. This is what we're going to do. Okay. I want people to call up 0800DIALS at M or you can text us on 9696. Let's convince Clint that you can get an amazing deal. You can get a bargain on Facebook Marketplace.

What have you got on Facebook Marketplace that was a great deal? Look at this. I've searched undies on Marketplace. What have you got on Facebook Marketplace that was a great deal? Look at this. I've searched undies on Marketplace. There's undies for your feet. Oh, for blisters. Or fetishes. No, it's not. I just reckon it's the dodgiest place

on the internet, Facebook Marketplace. Mate, you wait till you hear. There's going to be people calling in. Convince me of your deals. Some amazing deals on Facebook Marketplace. We just got a message from producer, former producer Anastasia. Yes. She said she's just finished a Facebook Marketplace deal

because she's going overseas for her OE, so she's selling all her stuff. Yeah. Had to do a meet-up in a mall car park. Like she's doing some kind of drug deal. Yeah. Dodgy, man. Dodgy. Oh. Dodgy. Oh, sounds horrific.

If it was legit, you'd be able to share your actual address, you know, in safety. You'd feel safe enough to have that person come to your house to do the deal. I've done that quite a few times. Instead you've got to meet at the back of Kmart. People have come to my house and picked up heaps of stuff. I sold dog food on there one time. Did you? Yeah, they accidentally sent us too much frozen dog food so I put it up on there one time Did you? Yeah, they accidentally sent us too much frozen dog food

So I put it up on there for free And said if anyone's in the area We need to get rid of it Because we don't have freezer space Someone was at my house within 20 minutes Very grateful And their dog was fed They didn't even have a dog

They just wanted the free dog food I didn't care what they did with it Archie's here Hi Archie Hi Archie Tell us my friend Did Archie. Hi, Archie. Tell us, my friend, did you get a good deal on Facebook Marketplace? Oh, I got the best deal, mate.

What did you get? I live in Tauranga and if you know Tauranga at all in the mountains, there's this nice mansion. Okay. And they put up on the Marketplace

$5 for about $100, $200 McDonald's toys. No way. For $5? $5, legit, mate. And I was thinking about you, Clint. I was like, when you were the same age and you would see some of the stuff, you're like, I remember that.

I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got all those Looney Tunes cups from KFC. I've got, now I've got some, hang on a second. I'd want to pay the toys now, I think. Yeah. He wants the McDonald's toys. Yeah, yeah.

But no, it was at the Flash Mansion in the Mount, and I woke up and I'm like, $5? Yes, it is. And I had so much fun with those toys. Aw. Good on you, Archie. It was a legit deal. Legit deal, and there's a Flashiest place in town, in the mountains.

Jeez, rich people, eh? $5. They've got no idea what they were sitting on. I reckon I could sell it for $500. Mate, you should. Make a buck on it. Why not? Someone said, I got a brand new pram and capsule of Facebook Marketplace for my new baby,

which was a popular brand and I paid a third of the full price. The pram had hardly been used. When I picked it up, the seller had a small baby on her hip, so I asked her why she was selling it. She simply said she just wanted the new model up. Good. What a great deal. Lucky they had the baby there.

Otherwise, I would have accused them of it being a stolen pram. Yeah. I mean, what a good deal, though. Like, you're just so happy with yourself, like, when you get a good deal like that. Someone else said, I got a baby food maker for $17, retails at about $200. It was only used twice.

Someone else said, oh, this is a good one. I got a Sabin handbag for $60, Retails $450. Stolen. I got it professionally cleaned because it was quite dirty and it came back brand new. Now all my mates think I'm bougie as. I love it. Nikki's here. Hi Nikki. Hi Nikki. Hi Nikki, how's it going? Oh tell me G'day. Sorry, excited child, sorry. What's your child's name? Luca. G'day Luca. Welcome excited child, sorry. What's your child's name? Luca.

G'day, Luca. Welcome to the show, both of you. Now, Nikki, tell us, what was the amazing deal you got on Facebook Marketplace? Well, funny that that last caller was Mount Maunganui, because this was two, so maybe that's where you need to try, Clint. I got a decoupage risk, which retails at $190 for two bucks. Oh, $2. Don't you think, Nikki, don't you think when it's selling for $2, Cupidress, which retails at $190 for two bucks. Two dollars? Don't you think, Nikki, don't you think when it's selling for two dollars, doesn't that spike your

interest? Aren't you like, wait, there's got to be something weird about this. It's got to be something off. It fitted perfectly. It was in good neck. It's all I care about. Some people just have a lot of stuff and you just want it gone at the end of the day. You think about, you've done it before. Two dollars is not even worth taking the photos.

Like, just put it in the clothing bin. But they probably took a bunch of different photos of all their stuff and just put it all up online at the same time. Okay, all right. Nikki, you're right. Next time I'm looking for my new Decuba dress, I'll be heading to Mount Maunganui. Thanks, Nikki. Thank you so much.

This is my favourite text that's come through. I swapped seven zucchinis for a brand new 70-inch LG smart TV. See, these are the kinds of deals. Like, it's like old school. What are you going to do with 70 zucchinis? You know, it's old school stuff. No, they swapped seven zucchinis. Oh, just seven?

For a 70-inch TV. See, this is just. See, this is just... So this is what it's going to be like when the apocalypse hits, right? And you need to learn how to bargain and barter and, you know, make swaps. That person was definitely laundering money and they're like, yeah, seven zucchinis, that's what I'm looking for. Just take this thing off my hands. I'll take those zucchinis.

Where do New Zealanders Most want to work Like where's What's our goal If we could work anywhere What would it be Security for the Warriors So you stop people

Running on the field Oh yeah I've always wanted To tackle someone I reckon they're looking For some more staff At the moment They had 12 people

Invade the pitch On the weekend Did they 12 people Was this at the Broncos game? Yes, in Napier. That was a great game too.

Yes, they ruined the game. They ruined the game for the Warriors. Twelve people. Anyway, that's not it. The most attractive employer in the country for the third year in a row. Wins. Air New Zealand. Air New Zealand at the top.

They've had a lot of big wins, Air New Zealand, lately. Air New Zealand was recognised for its financial health, for use of the latest technology, and for strong reputation. And because everyone wants free flights. Yeah, everyone wants that staff travel. Everyone wants a free Corrie membership. I mean, who doesn't want staff travel?

Do you reckon they get free flights? They get discounted flights. Discounted flights. I think, yeah. Is it a good discount? I'm pretty sure. Is it? I think if you work for Air New Zealand,

because one of my friends used to work for Air New Zealand for a long, long time, I'm pretty sure you get discounted flights and then you can put down a list of people. Yeah. So it might be like your partner or your mum or your dad and then they get discounted flights as well. I want to know what the discount is like. If you work for Air New Zealand, could you text us on 9696?

What's the discount like? What is the, is it worth it? Yeah. Like, is it like, and do you get to give it to your friends and family like Bree said? You know, if you work for Air New Zealand, I might be speaking out of turn, but I'm pretty sure, like my friend worked for Air New Zealand for 20 years.

Yeah. I think if you hit 20 years, you get staff travel or like certain discounts on flights forever. For life. For life. Even if you leave? Yeah. Wow. For your service to Air New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that.

Survey respondents said Air New Zealand also had attractive salaries. Apparently you get paid well at Air New Zealand. And benefits and a pleasant work atmosphere working at Air New Zealand. Oh, that's good. They'll be stoked with that. You would be. Yeah. Yeah, you would be.

Who else is on the list? Department of Conservation was second. Oh, of course good. They'll be stoked with that. You would be? Yeah. Yeah, you would be. Who else is on the list? Department of Conservation was second. Oh, of course. Of course. Well, that's purposeful work, isn't it? It is. You would feel like you were making... Very rewarding work.

...a difference. Yeah. You're going to work with a cause. It'd be a tough job, though. Yeah. You feel like you're climbing Everest every day. Yeah, uphill battle. Literally. And third was the

New Zealand Customs Service. Really? At the airport? Yeah. Or is that... Border security. Like border security and they... Oh, because they get to work with dogs. You reckon that's it? Yeah. And they get to bust people who are trying to bring ham into the country. I would love to do that job, like

where you get your own sniffer dog. Yeah. And I would like- God, I'm so nervous every time I walk past a sniffer dog. I've never even imported any drugs, but every time I go past that sniffer dog, I'm like, what if I did? What if I do?

What if I do have- What if I've got an apple in my bag? What if I do have a kilo of meth in my backpack? Yeah, you just- I mean, they're just so good at their job. Yeah. They don't miss a beat. Early education was the most attractive industry.

Okay. So not employer, but that was the most attractive, like, career. Yes. Followed by tertiary education, people who work at universities. I find that really interesting. I guess early education, again, it's purposeful work. You feel like you're making a difference. Yeah, and you get to work with cute kids.

And what's the appeal of tertiary education? Yeah, I don't know about that one. You get to do O-Week every year. Yeah, maybe. Unlimited toga parties. I wonder what the perks are. Hey, fellow kids. You get to be called professor. Yeah, you get to wear those leather patches on your

elbows. Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. That's a plus. Can we have a positive conversation about your jobs this afternoon? Do you work somewhere that is awesome? And it doesn't have to be a huge company. Do you absolutely love the place that you work? And why? Do you want to share it with us this afternoon? We're going to open the phone lines up on 0800DARLS.M

and the text machine on 9696. And yeah, it doesn't matter if you're just trying to suck up for a pay rise. You can use the radio to do that this afternoon or you can just celebrate a really great place that you work if you want to call through. So many texts coming through on the Air New Zealand flights. Yeah. Someone said, we only pay the taxes for the flights.

Someone else said 50% off the flights used to be for immediate family only, may have changed. Well, I know for a fact my friend, he always dangles the carrot in front of me. He's like, do you want me to put you on my staff travel? I'm like, yes. The answer is yes every time. Yes, it's always yes. Every time.

Bree and Clint. I love this text. It says, I work for Mercury Energy and I love it. They have a genuine care for wellbeing and mental health, including an additional five days leave a year called My Days for those days where you wake up and you just can't deal with life. They also have just included pets in their bereavement leave for those who their animals are their world.

Plus, we get a mates rates discount on our electricity. Mix that in with the ability to work remote and flexible hours. They do a lot to keep staff happy. Jesus, is that a text from the HR department at Mercury? That place sounds like the place I want to work. Doesn't it? They sound awesome. How good.

Someone texted in and they said, I just finished working at Parliament. It is an incredible place to work. Doesn't it? They sound awesome. How good. Someone texted in and they said, I just finished working at Parliament. It is an incredible place to work. It's awesome to know that every day you're actively participating in our country's democracy and assisting the people to keep the country running at the highest decision making level. Yeah, but I bet it was

bloody wild while they had those protests out on the front lawn. I bet. I hope you were working from home while that was going on, you know? Yeah, I reckon they would have let people. Surely. Surely. The commute would have been horrible. Let's talk to Susie, who's on 0800DARLS.M.

Kia ora, Susie. Hi, Susie. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks, Susie. You sound like an upbeat, chipper person. Is it because you have a great job? A hundred percent. I'm so glad that you guys did this segment because I

tell all my friends and family how much I love my job and it couldn't be any more true. I'm so glad that you guys are doing this. So where do you work, Susie? I work at GSS Employment in Christchurch. Okay. And why is it such a great place to work?

Definitely my bosses. So my bosses, Liz Snook and Max Snook, and honestly they are amazing people to work for. They look after everyone around them, not just their staff, their clients. Honestly, best job ever. Just good bloody humans,

hey, Suze? 100%. You know, like I get into work some days and my boss has cooked me lunch or... Oh, get off the grass. ...cooked me out for lunch. Really? Okay. Wait, is the boss also your hubby or something?

No. Are you the boss? It sounds like you might be the boss. Just checking. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Gina's here. Hi, Gina.

Hi, Gina. Kia ora. Tell us, Gina, you love your job? I do love my job. It's the people for me that make my job pretty cool. Okay. That's what makes a workplace that make my job pretty cool. Okay. That's what makes a workplace, I think. Where do you work?

In what industry? I work in education. I'm at secondary school in Levin, Houghton Hall College. Love it. Lovely. And how many staff have they got there? Do you know, Gina?

Quite a few. Maybe like, I think we're close to 70. And that's not saying that all 70 people are amazing. A majority. A good chunk that are real solid and their vibes are just unmatched and that's what makes it pretty good to go to

work each day. Teachers and people who work in education are a special breed because I know no one's getting rich in that industry so you have to love it. Someone's texted in and I'm sure you'll agree with this. They said, I work for an area school. industry, so you have to love it. Someone's texted us in, and I'm sure you'll agree with this. They said, I work for an area school. Best bit is you get to banter with the teenagers and play tiki with the little kids.

Oh, fun. It's fun all day. So fun. It'd be like you were back at school. Yeah. Red Rover, Red Rover. I call Miss Thomas over, and I just, like, beeline it straight through those kids.

Thanks, Gina. That's bloody good. I need to read out this text because it's bloody good. Someone said, Qualifier is a great company to work for. The boss is talented, good looking and an all-round nice guy. I'm self-employed. And always open for a free plug. I was going to say, are you looking to take on employees as well?

I love it. I love it. Will's here. G'day, Will. Oh, g'day. How are you guys well? I love it. I love it. Will's here. G'day, Will. Oh, g'day. How are you guys going? Good, thanks, Will. You love your job and you work somewhere that everybody would have heard of.

What's your job? Oh, it's a postal company in New Zealand. I don't know if you know the name or not, but yeah. Oh, I could think of it. New Zealand Post. Oh, yeah, that's one of the big ones. I have heard of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's so good about New Zealand Post? Well, one thing is I get to just be out and about by myself, which is good. I don't have anyone sort of riding my arse all day. But the other thing is I get to pet a lot of animals while I'm out there. Oh, gel. I literally was just about to ask you, Will,

do you see cats and dogs and do you get to play with the cats and dogs? Yeah, no, pretty much every day there's a new cat or a new dog to see and pet, take photos of. Are you a courier or a postie? A postie on the

haxters is what we call them. Now I know why they call him Postman Pat. Why? Postman Pat's a lot of dogs. Yeah. I've got a black and white cat too. Thanks, Will. We appreciate your call, man.

Thanks, Will. There you go. Gotta love what you do, right? Life's too short. Big night tonight for Rugby League fans. Of course, it is State of Origin. Game number one, Queensland versus New South Wales, the ultimate display of rugby league.

It's the pinnacle of rugby league. It is. And even though New Zealand doesn't have a team in it, Kiwis really get into it. I love it. I'm always quite fascinated on how you choose a team as a New Zealander. Yeah, it's quite interesting to me too. Because I have a team and I've never lived in Australia. I've never lived in New South Wales

or Queensland. And who's your team? I'm a Queenslander. Oh, God. I thought we were about to have to break up the show. Billy Slater's the goat. I'm a Queenslander through and through. Oh, Billy Slater.

What a legend. Look, obviously, I am from Queensland, so I'm a Queenslander through and through. And I come from a family that is a very big rugby league supporting family like we watch rugby league we love it state of origin growing up was the biggest thing like one of the biggest events of the year in our household we love it and it's the only time I will never see my mother get angry, aggressive. Feral.

And feral. Yeah. I loved when she was over here earlier this year staying at your house. She wasn't even State of Origin time. It was like two months ago. She had a full Queensland Maroons tracksuit on. Including the hat. Yeah.

And the pants and the shirt. She rocks the whole tracksuit. She loves it. She just lives for it, right? And obviously, you know, the State of Origin is on tonight. I said to you before the show, let's just mess with mum a little bit because she's so into it. I know that she'll be fizzing for it.

So what we've done is throughout the last three or four hours, we have gotten different people from our show and the office to call my mum and just stir her up and say, up the blues. She supports the Maroons. We started off with Ross Boss. Queenslander! Mum and I. It's Ross Boss here.

Hi, how are you? How are you going, mate? Good, good. Hey, I know it's a big day for you, State are you? How are you going, mate? Good, good. Hey, I know it's a big day for you, State of Oba. I just want to say up the blues. Oh, you mate. No, that's it. It's all over.

We're putting it out on the table now. We're going to absolutely change the blues. Hey, hey, hey, up the blues. Jeez, Ross, I thought you were a nice bloke. Absolutely just... Hang up on her. Hang up on her. Then we thought, maybe she needs some more.

Yeah, isn't that enough yet? About 40 minutes later, producer Claude gave her a call. Queenslander! Hi, Di, it's Claudia. How are you? Oh, good, thanks, Claudia. That's all... Answer the phone. That's all. Answer the phone.

That's all I say now. What's the Queenslander? What do you mean, what is the Queenslander? Sorry. Hey, I'm just calling real quick. I just wanted to say, up the blues! Oh, Claudia, honestly, they even had to change their blue colour because they're not good enough.

Up the blues. No, don't you dare say that, Claudia. Hang up on her. But then we thought she hadn't quite got the message, so an hour later Clint gave her a call. Queenslander. Mama Di. Hi, Clint.

How are you going, mate? Going good. I know it's a big day for you today, so I just wanted to check and see how the vibes are. How are you going? Oh, mate, positive, positive, positive. I've just been chatting with Bree's mate, James Tedesco, and he is feeling it.

He is ready to go for a big New South Wales victory. Go the Blues! Thank you. Oh, I'm absolutely disgusted. Yeah, right, Mum and Dad. I hear you're talking about a 3-0 drubbing for the Queenslanders this year in the State of Origin.

Absolutely. We're the only team that have had one eight in a row. It's all over now, though, eh? Go the Blues. Clint, honestly, those All Blacks aren't looking real good in my book at the moment. All right, let's not say things we can't take back. I'm going to hang up on you now.

Bye. That's enough. That's enough. Leave her alone. Yeah, we thought, and that was it. No more. We thought we'd just leave her be. But what if her own daughter, who was brought up in Queensland,

loving the Maroons, were to call her and support the other team? Queenslander! G'day, Mum. Brianna, don't you dare say you've been talking to James Tradesco or any of those New South Wales guys. I'm calling up to offer a peace offering to apologise for my colleagues. They've been very disrespectful to you on your big day. And I thought to offer an olive branch, I could tell you a joke.

Okay, then. Three rugby fans walk into a bar. And one of the rugby fans says to the other, Up the blows! Brianna! Absolutely! We bleed blue blood! We bleed blue blood! She's hung up on us!

She hung up! We finally got her. I reckon you might be out of the well. Yeah, I don't think I'll hear from her for a couple of months. I don't think you're going to Christmas. Up the Maroons! Queenslander! Go boys! Get it done tonight.

Bree and Clint. It's time for Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go, guys. Another round of Google Down, where we test to see who is the fastest Googler in the team and a chance for you guys to pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars.

So you would have texted the name through to 9696 of the person who you think is going to win. I was going to say the fastest. It's going to be Clint, Claudia, or fill-in producer Brooke. And, Brooke, you've got a lot of texts come through, so you have to play now. Everyone loves an underdog. Yeah, they do.

My Kiwis love an underdog story. They reckon you're being a bit of a shark, I reckon. Bit of a poker face going on. By saying you're bad. I like to lobe all myself. Yeah, but you're actually really good at this. So let's find it out, shall we? Under promise, over deliver.

This is how it works. I've put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the first answer that comes up on Google, the most common. If you're the first person to just yell out that answer, you will receive a point. First to three points wins the game. Everyone ready?

Ready. All right, here we go. Question number one. Who is currently on the top of the table in the rugby league competition? Penrith Panthers. Question number one. Who is currently on the top of the table in the rugby league competition? Penrith Panthers. That's correct. Thought I was going to get a few people there.

It's been the Broncos for quite a few weeks, but the Panthers have just snuck up there. That's one to Clint. Question number two. Who invented the air fryer? Quite a... Fred Vendewy. That's right, Claudia.

What? Vendewish. I don't know if that's how you pronounce his name. I was about to say Ken Brook. I mean, I felt like you did a pretty good job under pressure. One to Claude, one to Clint. Brook, still yet to make it on the board, but we believe. Question number three.

She's biding her time. She's going to come from behind. Yeah. Yeah. How many seasons are there of Dance Moms? How many seasons are there? Eight. That.

Claudia, you are on fire. What's going on? I'm back, baby. What's going on? Got my mojo back. Eight seasons, too many. Nice work, Claudia. You are on fire. You're on the board with two. Eight seasons too many. Nice work, Claudia.

You are on fire. You're on the board with two. Clint's on one. Brooke yet to make a point. Question number four. How old is Hugh Jackman? 40, 54. Oh, God.

Yeah. That was close. I nearly disqualified you from that point. The correct answer was 40-54. I wish everyone could see the little dance you just did. Well, I'm back in it. I'm back in the game. He's back. It's like when you see someone chase a ball in ping pong.

It was that exact situation. Or when you see someone run for the bus. Yeah. That's your beige flag. With their backpack on. This is a real hot contest because I could win it here, Chloe could win it here or Brooke could get three in a row correct. She could.

Stranger things have happened. It has happened before. Question number five. What is the name of the ballerina from Toy Story? Oh, Brooke, Little Bo Peep? Jessie. Bella. That is correct, Claudia.

You won the game. Jessie is the girl cowgirl, but Bella is the name of the ballerina. I didn't know she had a name. God, that was close. Claudia, you've clearly been lifting your Google weights this week. That was a dominant performance from you. Stretching my thumbs.

Yeah. That means that, Todd, you correctly backed producer Claude and you've won yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Well done. Toddy. That's awesome.

I had no doubt she wasn't going to win. No doubt whatsoever. Yes, Toddy. Thanks, Todd. Backs the winner every time. Just want to check, Brooke, your microphone, is it working? I didn't know we started.

I thought we were doing warmer. And then at one point I was trying to look over Claudia's shoulder. Good first try. Yeah, you were. I saw you trying to cheat. Time for a birthday banger. Birthdays? Oh, was my mic not on?

Yeah, no, sorry. I had a little technical. You're right. You're good to go. Welcome to Birthday Banger. You call us up, tell us your birthday, and we tell you what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. First person here to Birthday Bang is Christine.

Hi, Christine. G'day, Christine. Hello. G'day. How's your day been, Christine? Very awesome, thank you. Very awesome. I like that attitude, Christine. Well, let's top it off with your Birthday Banger. What's your day been, Christine? Very awesome, thank you. Very awesome. I like that attitude, Christine. Well, let's top it off with your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? The 23rd of the 2nd, 1973. Right, that means you were 16 in 1989, Christine. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 100. I love that song. I love that song too. What a banger from the Proclaimers, I'm going to be. Yeah, that is such a banger.

It's been really hard to beat. Let's go to Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. What have you been up to today, Em? Not a banger. It's been really hard to beat. Let's go to Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. What have you been up to today, Em? Not much. School.

School? School? Wait a second. How old are you? 17. Oh, we're going to get a fresh birthday banger this afternoon. I like these ones, Emma. So only in the last couple of years have you actually been able to call for this?

Yeah. Okay, perfect. Well, let's do it. What's your date of birth, Emma? 26th of January, 2006. All right, that means you were 16 last year in 2022. And last year, this had a number one hit. Yes, Emma.

How good. The remix from Lude, Down Under. It's a good one, Emma. How good. The remix from Lude, Down Under. It's a good one, Emma. I can see you cranking that out at every birthday from now on. You can go, this is my birthday banger. You better take cover. Okay, one more for Sylvia. Kia ora, Sylvia.

Hi, Sylvia. Hello, how are you going? Good, thanks. What have you been up to today, Sylvia? Just working. Just working on your way to today, Sylvia? Just working. Just working on your way home now, Sylvia? I am. I'm just parked and I thought, you know what, I want to call today.

Oh, well done, Sylvia. How long have you been listening where you haven't called? A while, maybe probably too long. Well, you're here And that's the main thing You've finally done it Give me your birthday And I'll tell you Your birthday banger

Okay It's 31st May 1991 Alright Sylvia You were 16 in 2007 And the moment You've been waiting for Here's your birthday banger

Can this song be gone Will you all be okay Can this song be gone I love this Neo song. It doesn't come up very often. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. What do you think, Sylvia? Worth the wait?

Yeah, it's worth the wait. It's a big thing today. That was huge. Neo was so big. Sylvia, happy birthday. Thank you. Oh, my God. That's why you called today, Sylvia, happy birthday. Thank you. Oh, my God. That's why you called today, Sylvia.

I did. I did. Oh, duh. This is why I called. Have you had a good birthday, Sylvia? Yeah, I have, actually. The workmates were good. Oh, nice.

Did you get any gifts? Not yet, but a bottle of whiskey when I get home. Oh, okay. Yeah, Sylvia, send it tonight, all right? I feel like we might have to give Sylvia her birthday banger for her birthday. Yeah, I think it's only fair, Sylvia. As soon as we almost forgot her birthday, I thought we'd have to... Oh, jeez, that was close.

Sylvia, finally, you've called up and you've won. Thank you. I just heard her at the end go, yeah, it's today. Like right now. Yeah, like right now. Have an amazing rest of your birthday, Sylvia. Have a drink for us. Thank you guys very much.

You guys did an amazing job. Thank you, mate. Thanks, Sylvia. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. I can't help it. I love the way it feels. It's got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real. I need it when I want it.

Bree and Clint. She's the sweetest child. She's the sweetest child. ZM, Bree and Clint, your birthday banger today for Sylvia, whose birthday is today. That was the number one song on the 31st of May, 2007, Neo and Because of You. God, I can't believe.

And what made you call today, Sylvia? It's been so long. What made you call today? I blame Claudia. She should have prepped us better. Yeah, I blame Claudia too. That's just bad producing. Well, thanks, guys.

We nearly missed her birthday, Claudia. But you didn't. But we didn't. We clearly have the attention span of a goldfish. I really didn't think it was that late in the year. No, birthday, Claudia. But you didn't. But we didn't. We clearly have the attention span of a goldfish. I really didn't think it was that late in the year. No, no, no. It doesn't feel like it's going to be June tomorrow, does it? Poor Sylvia.

We hope you've had an amazing day and we didn't ruin it. We're going to attempt something next, which we attempt regularly. I'm real confident. And we've only succeeded once at. Because if there's one thing I know, Clint, it's the tanning community is one that is bonded together through a liquid that makes you feel a million dollars. And you just have this unity. You have this understanding, which is why we're doing this.

Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Tans. Call now. With the radio awards being tomorrow, I'm headed off to get a spray tan this evening. And I thought, why not ask my fellow spray tanners to call up and join together with us to get a win in only tans. We do this regularly. We've tried to get only dans to call, only grands to call,

and only people in vans to call. But you reckon today we can get a full phone board of people who only have a tan at the moment? Yeah, so I'm talking I don't want to promote laying in the sun. I want spray tans. What if someone's just been to Fiji? I don't want to promote laying in the sun. I want spray tans. What if someone's just been to Fiji? What if they just have a tan at the moment?

I mean, it's unlikely. Is it tanning season? Yeah, I guess we have to accept it's not tanning season. Is it spray tan season at the moment? Spray tanning season, yeah. Is it? Yeah, wintertime. Or is it hibernating season? That's the thing I can't work out with this.

Winter is the best time to get a tan because you forget how hot you look when you do have a tan. Well, Bree's off to get one tonight. We have a fancy awards ceremony to attend tomorrow night. So can we get six people who have a spray tan to call through on 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM right now? Or a real tan. We will take a real tan. Yeah, or a real tan. But here's the deal. With this segment, we need six tan to call through on 0800 dials at M right now. Or a real tan. We will take a real tan.

But here's the deal with this segment. We need six people to call that all have tans but we do welcome people to derail the segment. If you are tan free at the moment and you want to ruin

the segment, the phones are open to you as well. We won't know whether you have a tan or not until you go to air with us. Correct. But I do encourage all my fellow tanners to call now. 0800 dial ZM. We need six people with either a spray tan or a real tan to call. See how many tanned Kiwis are out there on the last day of May. 0800 dial ZM Brie and Clint.

Call now for Brie and Clint's only tans. Call now. Come on, where are all those sexy tanned bodies out there? Spray tans or real tans if you've just returned from a tropical oasis.

Can we get six people in a row that have a tan at the moment or is someone going to call up and just derail this segment? People are allowed to derail it, but I believe in my tanning community. And let's kick it off with John. G'day, John. Hello, John. Hello. Hello.

John, I think you're a big, tanned, sexy man. Oh, I have no tan. Oh, my God. You've derailed the segment straight off, John. Yeah. Oh. You failed. I thought he could have been a tradie.

Oh, is he hung up? I mean, that is what the segment's about. Claudia, did he lie to you to get on air? Did he tell you he had a tan? Yeah, he did. He lied. Should we check the others just to see? No, that man just wanted to watch the world burn.

I love it when people do it, though. I secretly love it. But I don't want to deny the others. Hope, have you got a tan? Absolutely. Yes, you do, Hope. I like it, my friend. Hope, have you got a 10? Absolutely. Yes, you do, Hope. I like it, my friend. Linda, have you got a 10?

Yeah, totally 10. Of course she does. Oh, we're going to get the rest of full board of 10s, aren't we? Angie, have you got a 10? Golden Brown. Oh, Angie, that means, oh. Glenn. G'day, Glenn.

Glenn, have you got a 10? I'm hitting a dollar a tonne in two and a half weeks, so I will do then. Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, that means, oh, Glyn. G'day, Glyn. Glyn, have you got a tent? I'm heading to Rarotonga in two and a half weeks, so I will do then. Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, that's, yep. And last one, Matt, do you have a bronzed body? More translucent. No, I don't have a tent. Oh, okay, well, we weren't going to win anyway.

It wasn't in our stars today. It wasn't in our stars. I just, I've never, I've never failed at the first hurdle like that. That is... It's gutting, eh? That's not what she said. Yeah, I did think that as I said it, to be honest. Bloody John.

Shut up, Matt, okay? Nah, good from you, Matt. I welcome those on this show. 50-50, actually. We've got three tans and three non-tans. We're really crowbarring Glenn in there, who's going to have a tan in two and a half weeks. And it's school ball season.

It's tanning season, people. Oh, the three ladies, though, did me proud. Yeah. I bet they look amazing, too. And Bree's off for a tan this afternoon. What number are you going for? I'm just going for the deluxe tan. I don't know what that is.

Is it like a medium? I just get one. Just get the normal spray. Is know what that is. Is it like a medium? I just get one. Just get the normal spray. It's just like a medium. I think if you want it dark... Why don't you go char-grilled? Mate, I don't think so. You go air fryer.

I don't think so. 15 minutes in the air fryer on 200, please. Just know, guys, if I walk into the building, you don't recognise me tomorrow because I'm so hot because I've got a tan. It will be me. I'm still the same person on the inside,

but I'll just be hotter. That's the cheapest teeth whitening you can get, getting a spray tan, eh? Mate, your teeth look great. Bree and Clint. I don't want to trigger anybody, but do you remember lockdown? Oh, don't remind me. Was it last year or the year before?

Which one? So for Aucklanders, the really bad one was the last one. Was not last year, but the end of the year before. Is that what it was? Yeah. Did we have no lockdowns last year? Oh, we had a few like bad periods. But no lockdowns, eh?

I don't believe so. Did we not? Oh my God, that whole period of life. You know when something traumatic happens and you like kind of blanket out a bit? Yeah, so you can move on with your life. Yeah. Because it's just horrible to think about. Yeah, I think you're right.

I think all of the lockdowns happened between the beginning of 2020 and the end of 2021. Yeah. Just two years of your life. Just two years. Just two years of your life. Some data's been released about who drank the most of 2021. Yeah. Just two years of your life. Just two years. Just two years of your life. Some data's been released about who drank the most during lockdown. Like as in what generation or like what? Kind of.

Yeah? Gender and age group. I'm interested. Tell me the details. Before I do, did your drinking habits change during lockdown? Because mine did. Maybe a little bit. I'm not a big drinker anyway, like on the weeknights.

But I guess it did because I binge drank a lot less because I couldn't go out. Yeah. Mine, and I don't mind saying, mine definitely became an every night thing during lockdown. Yeah, I remember you saying. I think because everything kind of blurred, there was no weekend or weekday

apart from the fact you had to go to work. And there was nothing else to do. Yeah, it kind of felt like this one bit of rebellion that you could do for yourself. That you still had. It was like drinking on Zoom with your friends. You know, this is just as fun. It was drinking in the shed by yourself.

Don't worry, I've got it under control again now. We're back on track. Anyway, the data's been released, and the group of people who drank the most during lockdown, adult men aged over 35. That's you. It's quite literally me. Literally you.

Well, you just said that. You admitted that you definitely drank more. Yeah it was us. We were the ones. Interesting. What were the other, tell me some of the other details. In the days before going into lockdown liquor stores recorded an 1800% spike

in business. Wow! Because people talk about how much panic buying we did of toilet paper and flour. No one really talks about how slammed the bottle stores got. Yeah. An 1800% increase. Because they weren't allowed to be open in that first lockdown, were they, in 2020? Were they not?

March 2020. I'm pretty sure they weren't. So how do we get all the booze that we drink? Well, you could get beer and wine from the supermarket. Yeah. But not spirits. Right, right, right. My supermarket doesn't do beer and wine. the supermarket. Yeah, oh, okay. But not spirits. Oh, right, right, right, right. My supermarket doesn't do beer and wine.

Oh, okay. West Auckland and Invercargill are the only places in the country where you can't buy alcohol. And what does that say about us, right? What did Invercargill do during lockdown? Yeah, why are they being punished? God, you must have been pissed off

if you were in Invercargill during lockdown, eh? You'd be like, we are literally so far away from the rest of the country. Like, we must have been pissed off if you were in Invercargill during lockdown, eh? You'd be like, we are literally so far away from the rest of the country. Like, we don't ever see anyone. We have no COVID here. Yeah. Why are we in lockdown? Maybe they didn't lock down. Maybe they were like, let's tell the rest

of the country we are. Just pretend. But everyone's just between us. We're not in lockdown. Anyway, lockdown's over, so if you're still drinking at 2020 and 2021 levels, time to rein it in, I think. Time to get back on the wagon, everybody. Time to put some pants back on,

like some actual pants to go to work. Not your tracky pants. I mean, unless they're nice ones. Bree and Clint. I don't know if you've been for a drive on the road recently, but the country is riddled with potholes. Absolutely riddled with the things. I don't know what it've been for a drive on the road recently, but the country is riddled with potholes. Absolutely riddled with the things. I don't know what it's like where you live,

but out by my house, you have to have your eyes peeled, man. There's nothing worse than when you hit a pothole and you feel that pothole come up through your tyre into your pelvis and you're like, my car is gonna be absolutely screaming for help at one point. It feels like your tyre's gonna come through the floor of your car. It does. It feels like the tyre hits you in the

anus. It feels like you've permanently damaged your car. Like you feel like you've broken your coccyx. My father-in-law had a pothole the other week in the Coromandel and it was so bad it split the actual rim of his wheel. Oh, jeez. Yeah, so that was rooted.

He had to get a whole new wheel for his car. Yeah, not cheap. There's a story in the news today about a guy in Wales who has successfully taken the local council where he lives to court over a pothole that he hit, and he has won himself a £1 million compensation payment. Wow, that's a lot. £1 million is like nearly $2 million.

$2.2 million. Yeah. This is mental. For what? For damages? There's no details. So it says the figure was released, but the details of the incident were not given,

including the driver's name or the injuries that they suffered. Oh, he had injuries. Apart from the fact that the claim was made between 2018 and 2019. He must have. Oh, he must have broke his coccyx. Yeah. Must have damaged his anus. But even then, whose coccyx is worth $2 million?

Bruised gooch. I mean. What, have you got a wooden car seat? worth $2 million? Bruised gooch. I mean... What, have you got a wooden car seat? How are you getting a bruised gooch? I didn't know you could get a payout, and I'm sure you can't in New Zealand, but I didn't know you could get a payout for running over a pothole. Yeah, wild, eh?

If that was the case, I'd be aiming for them. Trying to hit as many as you can. I'd be driving as fast as I could, gooch first into those things. Yeah. I mean, that's how I always drive, gooch first. Safety. But imagine if you hit a pothole and it causes you to have an accident,

what happens then? Well, exactly right. Or if you get an injury that means that you can't work, then yeah, I guess you could. Interesting. And what if you do cocksuck content on OnlyFans?

Where did you say those potholes were in your area? You give me the address later. Yeah, right. I'll see you there. The biggest one. I'll be going back and forth

over them. I'll see your gooch there. I'll meet you there. Your activator for Zedium's Add to Cart is on the way in a matter of minutes. That means heaps of people

are going to be listening to what we're about to do. Oh, yeah, bad timing for us. It's all right, back ourselves. We've only got one... Yeah, no, it's fine. We've only got one intro where we sing. We've only got one segment where we sing the intro. Exactly.

And it only happens once a week. Once a week. So build us up, everybody. And producer Ella's away. Producer... Arguably, producer Ella's the best singer on this. She is the best singer on the show. I mean, sorry, Claude.

You can't expect Brooke to do this. She doesn't even. This is too much to ask. She'll pick it up as we go along. We'll do the first one and then she can wrap it up at the end. I'm just saying myself. No. No?

Okay. You can't sing? No. Neither can we. Let's give it our best, everybody. All right. Everyone ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four.

I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Not our best. We need Ella. Yeah, it really showed, didn't it? And then I got the words wrong. This is the segment where we chuck out a well-known celebrity

and we all chime in with where we know that person from. Do we have like a shared memory of that person? Is their fame universal or do we all know them from somewhere else? What we're looking for is to be unified. Yeah. So all of us say the same character, same person. That's a win for us. Yeah.

Okay. That is a win. This week, Claudia is going to run the game. You've got a list of celebrities for us. Yeah, I've got a weird list of Steve's and Jennifer's. Oh, okay. So I'm going to throw a name out. I'm going to count down from three,

and we're all just going to say where we know them from. Okay. Okay. So your first one, Steve Martin. Up three, two, one. Cheaper by a dozen. Yeah, we got one straight off the bat. Also, only murders in the building.

Also, it's complicated. Such a good movie. And Pink Panther. Pink Panther? Yes. He's an icon. He's had white hair since forever. Imagine if we can get five? Yes. He's an icon. Yeah, okay. He's had white hair since forever.

Imagine if we can get five from five. I know we've only got one, but imagine if we got five from five. Careful now. You're getting ahead of yourself. Okay, well, we started strong, so here's your next one. Jennifer Garner. Three, two, one. The Notebook. Suddenly going on 30.

Same movie. Same movie. The Notebook? She's not even in The Notebook. Damn it, Clint. Who is that in The Notebook? Suddenly going on 30. Same movie. Same movie. The Notebook? She's not even in The Notebook. Damn it, Clint. Who was that in The Notebook? Rachel McAdams. Oh, I get them confused, yeah.

Yeah, my bad. Okay. How do you get them confused? One's brunette and one's blonde. Are they? Yeah. I feel like they're pretty similar. Okay, move on.

Don't worry about it. Move on. Anyway. Okay, your next one is... Who's the one in The Time Traveller's Wife? Rachel Mc pretty similar. Okay, move on. Don't worry about it. Move on. Anyway. Okay, your next one is... Who's the one in The Time Traveller's Wife? Rachel McAdams. Rachel McAdams. Again!

Okay, I have no idea which one Jennifer Garner is. Jennifer Garner was in Alias. Yes, she was. And she was also in... What else is she been in? I only know her from 13, going on 30. Yeah. Okay, let's do another one.

We can get four from five. Okay. Oh, okay. Next one, Steve Carell. Oh, yeah. Three, two, one. We can get four from five. Okay. Oh, okay. Next one, Steve Carell. Oh, yeah. Three, two, one. The 40-year-old virgin. What did you say?

The office. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, my bad. Pretty good. Okay, well, we're not doing well. We can still get three from five. Three from five. We can still get three from five.

That's still a win majority. Okay, the next one, Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, okay. Three, two, one. White Lotus. Did you say White Lotus? Yeah. What did you say?

Legally Blonde. I should have said American Pie. Should have said American Pie. We all should have said American Pie. That's her most iconic role. She's Stifler's mom. We can still get two out of five. We get two out of five.

We can still get two out of five. We get two out of five. Okay, the last one, Steve Busce out of five, guys. We can get two out of five. We can still get two out of five. We can get two out of five. Okay, the last one. Steve Buscemi. Oh, okay. Bree, you look so confused. Yeah. Hold on.

I only know that meme where he's holding the skateboard and he's like, hello, fellow youths. It's the only place I know Steve Buscemi from. Nah, change Steve's. Oh, okay. Let's go different Steve. Steve Irwin. Steve Irwin. Okay, let's do it.

Three, two, one. The Crocodile Hunter. Yeah, two for five. Two in the front. That's a success. I reckon that's a win. Let's take it. I said, who do you think they are?

Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Better on the outro, guys. Much better. We peaked late. Brie and Clint. We've got to get out of here, man, because Brie's got to go and get a spray tan. Legit.

It's tonight, eh? Yeah, tonight. You don't get a spray tan on the day of the big party that you're going to. No, no, no, no. Day before or two days before is the best time. Yeah, right. So spray tan tonight. You don't want it to go tiger bready before the event.

Then marinate this evening. Yeah, I'll sleep in it tonight. Yeah, you've got some long-sleeved gym jams. I've got a A tanning gown Do you Yeah It's like a long sleeve

Nighty Is it brown It's black Oh even better Yeah And it's super comfortable And I'll just Whack that on

Yeah No bra No undies And you know Just fly free And wear the paper g-string home I haven't Went and got a

Professional spray tan In a long time. And it's interesting as you get older, like the less you care about being naked in front of people. Yeah. Like I just don't care anymore. That's why the most naked people at the gym are old men. Yeah, you just don't care. The older they are, the naked they are.

But I am a little self-conscious because I walked 50 kilometres on Saturday and my sports bra rubbed so much that I've got like a chafing line under my boobies. You had an underboob injury. And they're going to go, what happened here? They're going to think that I've been tied up or something. It's my melons. You know what it's like when you've got big melons Hard to control these puppies

By the way, are you going to need some extra spray tan For these big kahunas You know when You know, you go to say something And then you regret it, did that just happen to you? I don't know, I'm still figuring it out Trust me Yeah, hand me the paintbrush I'll take care of one while you do the other to say something and then you regret it? Did that just happen to you? I don't know. I'm still figuring it out. Trust me.

Yeah, hand me the paintbrush. I'll take care of one while you do the other. Oh, you're still going? You thought it was a good idea to double down on the first part? Is that what you were thinking? Sure. I'm very sorry. I think you need a spray tan to build your confidence back up after that

I can be that I've got too much confidence Have a great night and we'll see you tomorrow on the Brian Clint show We'll see you there, bye! on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.