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It's Friday.
Make some noise. For the original, Selim's Brie and Clint.
What up? Happy Friday everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show ahead of a long weekend.
What's better than a Friday? A Friday going into a long weekend is even sweeter.
Isn't it?
God, it's good.
And maybe you didn't even realise.
Maybe you forgot.
Maybe you've just gone,
oh my God, I forgot that it's a long weekend.
It's a long weekend, baby.
That's even better when you forget.
Yeah.
Hey, big show on the way for you today.
Nothing bigger than the result of the
Three Girls One Race 100m sprint coming up.
Everyone has been talking about this race.
There is a lot of people who have put bets.
They've laid down money on who's going to win.
Exactly.
The odds were laid out yesterday from the legend himself from the ACC, Mike Lane.
Everyone is talking about this race.
The race has been run.
We have the results and we will bring them to you straight away.
It will be the second thing that we do in this show today
straight after
Tradiverse Lady.
If you have no idea
what we're talking about,
it was me,
producer Claude
and producer Ella.
We ran 100 metres.
That's it.
Some very sore ladies
in the studio at the moment.
Yeah, so those results
coming to you in 15 minutes.
First though,
let's do Tradiverse Lady.
If you want to play, 50 bucks on the line for your Friday would be good.
Give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradiverse Lady.
It's Tradiverse Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Who won yesterday?
Lady, our tradie hung up on us.
That's right, yeah.
After the loss.
We don't know if the phone dropped out, but it was a very abrupt ending.
Yeah, we lost contact, but that means the ladies go further in front.
They're on 48, the tradies on 41.
It's got our lady in the Bay of Plenty today.
She's calling from Tauranga.
She is 34, and she started a new job this week.
Welcome to the show, Shane.
G'day, Shane.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Not too bad.
What's your new job you started?
Oh, it's just a little admin jobby.
Oh, lovely.
A little admin jobby doing some administration here and there.
Yep.
You liking it so far?
Yeah, it's a good bunch of people.
And I just have to say, I play this game every day with my kids
and this is the one day they're not with me.
So I hope I do them proud.
Give them a shout out.
Go on, give them a shout out just in case.
Oh, real?
Yeah.
Mason, Emily and Hunter,
hopefully I win this for you guys.
There you go.
That'll be on our podcast after seven o'clock.
You can play it to them.
And shout out to Mason, Emily and Hunter.
I wish you guys were with your mum this afternoon.
You're taking on our lady training today from Christchurch.
She's 25 and she does dragon boating as a sport.
Welcome to the show, Kate.
G'day, Kate.
Do you sit in the front, the back or the middle?
Usually middle to back.
Middle to back.
So does that mean you're the power?
Sort of.
Or the steerer.
Usually we have the men in the middle, but yeah.
You're nice.
I see you, Kate.
You're bringing that power.
Let's go names for buzzers today.
Shane and Kate, those are your buzzers.
First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all 34 charges in New York court today.
What was the name of his famous reality TV show?
Yes, Shane.
The Apprentice?
It was The Apprentice.
Nice work.
You're on the board.
One for the ladies.
Question number two.
What does the term phalanges refer to in relation...
Yes, Shane.
You're in again.
Oh, is it fingers or toes? They're both. phalanges refer to in relation... Yes, Shane, you're in again.
Oh, is it fingers or toes?
They're both.
You're administrating your face off right now, Shane.
You're getting it done.
All right, that doesn't mean you're out of it, Kate.
You need this one to stay in it.
Here we go, question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm proud of, I'm proud of.
Shane again.
Oh, no. Shane, for the down trail? Oh again. Oh, no.
Shane for the down trowel?
Oh, I don't know.
Is it Jason Derulo?
She's got it.
Jeez.
She's a lady.
Yes.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Shane, I wish your kids were here because you killed it.
Make sure you get that podcast, mate.
We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way for the long weekend.
Thanks to KFC.
Cheers, guys.
Have a good weekend.
You too, mate.
Thanks, Kate.
Unlucky Kate.
Have a good weekend, mate.
She was pretty quick.
She was.
She was very good.
Okay, next on the show, we will have the results of our 100-meter sprint
between Brie, Ella, and Claudia.
Who came first in three girls, one race?
Brie and Clint.
Usain Bolt has retired.
The memories are there, but it's
time for a new name
and a new star to be etched
in history. Brie and
Clint. Three girls,
one race.
That's right. If you missed it all
week this week, we've been building up to a 100 metre sprint
between Bree and our producers Ella and Claudia.
God, it's been a big build up.
I've had people ask me about this on the street.
The TAB wanted to put it on as a race that people could bet on.
It's all go.
Odds offered by the ACC.
Long story short, someone who listens to our podcast said,
hey, who would win in that race?
So we kind of legally had to make it happen.
We just did it for a bit of fun.
It's done.
It's done.
And we have the results.
I don't really want to talk to anybody yet because I don't want to give it away.
But Ella and Claudia, you're both with us.
I'm here.
And Bree's here, obviously.
For better or worse, we're here.
You are here.
You are here.
We can all kind of still walk.
Kind of.
It's only 100 metres.
We headed down to Victoria Park in central Auckland at 1 o'clock this afternoon.
And we ran the length of a rugby field.
Goalpost to goalpost, 100 metres.
Before the race, I checked in with the girls.
This is how Claudia was going.
Claudia, how are you feeling?
Good.
I'm just gelling up to get some caffeine into my body. Right.
The only thing that'll save me at this point. Okay, you know it's only
100 metres, eh? Yeah, no, this is my marathon.
She's having a power gel.
This is my marathon.
Whatever gets you over the line. Checked in with Ella.
Ella Shepard, she's second favourite for this
race. How are you feeling? Oh, I'm second.
Yeah, second favourite. Thank you.
It's just stats. Oh, right. Yeah, no,
I'm feeling great. My mum and sister are here.
Family support.
I know.
What the, what?
And I'm already puffed from warming up.
Yeah, she looked it too.
But the final were there to spur her on.
It was so cute.
Your mum and your sister came down and your dog.
I know.
I didn't think they would.
It was adorable.
Yeah, that was sweet.
And then the big dog, the old mare.
How is Brie Thomasel faring?
Fartlap Thomasel, how you doing?
Look, I'm worried about the right knee
but I mean the odds are
against me so the underdog, there's no
pressure on me so I'm just out here
to do my best and not get injured.
She's the oldest horse on the track.
It's very age focused in the lead up to this race,
wasn't it? It was, it was. I've never felt
older because people told me that I was old.
Yeah, I know.
And that's what the odds were based on.
Just to recap, the odds that were given by the ACC,
Claudia at $1.85, Ella at $2.30, and Bree at $6.80.
Very long odds.
I still resent Mike Lane from the ACC for giving me $6.80.
Well, you have a point to prove.
And here it is.
This is the race that stopped the nation at 1pm today.
On your marks, get set, go!
And they're off.
I cannot tell who is leading at this stage.
Looks like Bree.
Okay, they're coming up to the halfway point right about now
and Bree has quite a commanding lead.
Power into the finish.
Ella's in second place and Claudia's in third.
It's not going to be photo.
It's Bree.
It's Bree.
Oh, my God.
You can hear me heavy breathing from a mile away.
The odds, it turns out, were in the complete reverse order.
That's what I said from the beginning.
Everyone had faith in me for no reason.
Yeah.
Let's trot!
Let's trot!
Checked in with the girls at the end of the race.
Claudia in third place.
I told you this was going to happen.
You're still on the podium.
You still get broms.
I've never had that.
It's the best I've ever done,
and I'm happy with that.
You're the only one on the ground.
How's the body? My thighs really hurt. I've never had that. It's the best I've ever done, and I'm happy with that. You're the only one on the ground. How's the body?
My thighs really hurt.
I don't think I did enough stretching.
Claudia can't walk at the moment.
Checked in with Ella in second place.
Second place.
You've got to be happy with that.
Oh, my gosh, I didn't trip.
I'm very happy.
Yeah, that was awesome.
Thank you.
You didn't fall over?
No.
You didn't hurt anything?
No, and I didn't give up.
You didn't come last?
No.
Sorry, Claude.
Very excited.
Oregon not coming last is a win for Ella.
It's a win.
Yeah, it was.
That's as good as first, right?
I was very happy with that.
I could tell you were stoned.
And then Usain Bree, the winner of the race.
I just went here.
I can't breathe.
I don't even know what happened.
I just went out there.
Got 110% probably a bit more.
Was that 110%?
That was full trot.
Oh, you're cool.
I came through with the wind at the end.
Oh, my God, I'm tired.
How are you feeling?
I'm bloody exhausted.
Okay.
Sucking on her inhaler.
I needed to have like four puffs of my inhaler.
So there you go.
If you ran her enough of sweepstakes, the results once again,
Bree in first place, Ella in second place, and Claude in third place.
We do have their exact times over the 100 metres.
Oh, I want to know.
And we will reveal those at 5.30 this afternoon.
Oh, you're going to make us wait.
I'm hoping for a PB.
We're just getting the times verified.
We're just hoping they're under 20 seconds. That's all
I care about. Under 20 and I'll
be stoked. Well done
everybody. Well done.
Well done to everyone and thank you
to Rebel Sport who fully
kitted us out. Head to
toe. At least we looked the part.
At least you looked the part. Honestly,
everybody that I know that runs, that's 80%
of it. All the gear.
Just wearing the kit.
All the gear.
No idea.
Thank you, Rebel Sport.
Did you pick it?
Is that how you thought it was going to go?
It was close to what I thought.
My mum's just texted me.
Great job, Brianna.
I'm so proud.
I reckon your mum was taking it more seriously than you.
I think she was taking it the most seriously.
She had a lot on her mind.
Brie and Clint.
Brie took it out.
Woo-hoo!
Yes!
They're all down on me!
I'm down on you.
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I'm down bad hair.
No, she doesn't.
It's what you guys were saying.
But I've still got a bit of speed left in these old bloody glutes.
Google says that a healthy adult woman should be able to run the 100 metres in 17 seconds to 23 seconds inside that window.
A healthy what woman?
A healthy adult woman.
Okay.
17 to 23.
It's quite a spread. The fastest
man in history ran
the 100 metres in just over 9 seconds.
What? Okay.
Yes. That felt like what I did
I think. You reckon you did a 9 seconder? Maybe
10. Okay. God, I was real quick
there. In third place
Claudia completed
the 100 metres. Under 23, Claude.
That's all you have to hope for.
In 18.32 seconds.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
I shaved like eight seconds off my time from yesterday.
There you go, Claude.
What are you worried about?
That's why I'm injured.
Ella, who came in second, completed the 100 metres in 17.44 seconds.
Wow. That's 17.44 seconds. Wow!
That's amazing!
Thank you.
And bearing in mind that the average healthy female should do 17 to 23 seconds,
the winner of our race,
coming in first place,
Brie Thomasel,
with a time of 16.34 seconds.
Oh my God, I'm proud of us.
Brie, you are officially above average.
Thank you, guys.
At least I'm about time in something.
By 0.76 seconds.
Still counts.
It's a lot in the 100 metres.
It is a lot.
Nearly a whole second.
Wow.
There's a video of the race if you want to see it.
It's going up on our social media tonight.
It's very good.
That's a great result, guys.
Well done. Well done to everyone, can I say. on our social media tonight. It's very good. That's a great result, guys. Well done.
Well done to everyone, can I say.
Aren't we all stoked?
We're all winners.
We're all average.
Because we're all technically healthy by the national average.
Next week, we get them to swim four laps in an Olympic swimming pool.
Absolutely not.
I will drown.
I will drown.
Bree and Clint.
This is a topic which is quite close to my heart.
It's about biscuits.
In lockdown, I spend a lot of time trying to help figure out
what the best biscuit in the country was.
And we had nothing else to do.
So it was a huge topic of conversation.
Massive.
And biscuits are important to people, you know?
You have a biscuit when you're stressed.
You have a biscuit when you're catching up with friends
and family. Cup of tea and a biscuit makes everything
better. You have a biscuit
at a funeral, you know?
They are just... They're always there
to provide comfort. Yeah.
As a friend. So this caught my attention.
The Reader's Digest,
which seems to be the authority on these
things, and I don't know anybody
that reads the Reader's Digest.
Yeah.
The Reader's Digestive.
The Reader's Digestive System.
They have crowned New Zealand's most trusted biscuit maker.
Oh, I know who that would be.
Trust is a weird thing to bestow on the people that makes your biscuits,
but I guess you've got to trust them, right?
Well, I just think you trust in them
that they're going to make a great biscuit every time.
Quality control.
Yep.
Portion size.
No bloody shrinkflation in your biscuits.
And availability, I guess.
Yeah.
Some of the criterias.
So the biscuit maker, not the biscuit flavour,
but the maker of the biscuits.
I'm thinking like Griffin's, Arnott's, Cookie Time. There's a lot of great
ones. Those
Woolworth's brand ones that people fizz
for. The chocolate chip ones?
Yeah. Oh, those are so good.
So who is it? Who is the
most trusted biscuit maker in the country?
Do you want to place a bet first?
I don't know. It's hard.
I want to say, I'll lock in
Arnott's. It's Arnott's to say I'll lock in Arnott's.
It's Arnott's.
Is it?
Yeah, Arnott's are the most trusted biscuit maker in the country,
according to the Reader's Digest.
Makers of the Ginger Nut, the Monte Carlo.
Oh, it's a great one.
And, of course, the Tim Tam.
Oh, do they?
Yeah, they've got some great biscuits in the liner.
Arnott's empire is built on Tim Tam bricks.
I mean, the Tim Tam, I would argue,
is one of the greatest biscuits ever created.
I'd have to agree.
It's got everything you want.
It came second in the poll that I did.
Yeah, see, and I think it should have won.
Yeah.
I was quite ropeable.
Well, yeah.
I mean, it depends what mindset we're in.
We're in the midst of COVID.
People wanted a fun, crazy biscuit.
They went for a Squiggles Hokey Pokey.
Yeah, but can you Tim Tam Slam that biscuit?
Can you squiggle a Tim Tam?
I don't know.
Did you know that New Zealanders buy 140 million packets of biscuits a year
and spend $600 million a year on them?
I'm not surprised.
$600 million a year on biscuits. It's not surprised. $600 million a year on biscuits.
It's comfort food.
Yeah.
No, no, I'm not saying it's wrong.
Yeah.
I'm saying it's great.
I feel like it's a part of New Zealand culture.
Yeah, it's very,
it's part of New Zealand Australian culture
because it's so British, I think.
And that's our colonial roots coming through.
But I also feel like
New Zealand and Australia have
created our own biscuit
culture. Like, obviously it's come
from our English roots, but
then we've created our own
with, like, the biscuits that
we have here. Funny you say that.
I've done some more digging, because I'm very
passionate about this subject, and I've found the top
ten selling biscuits according to one of our biggest supermarkets, New World.
Okay.
They move a lot of biscuits.
And this is what it is at New World.
So I imagine it would be the same across the board.
You know?
What biscuits are they selling the most?
Is it controversial?
Number 10, Tim Tam Chewy Caramel.
Okay.
Yes.
One of the variations of, Tim Tam Chewy Caramel. Okay. Yes, one of the
variations
of the Tim Tam.
Number 9, Cookie Bear Chocolate Chips.
Oh, yep. Delish.
As I've got older,
they're a bit hard and joyless for me.
Really? They're nostalgic, but they're a bit
thin. A bit hard on the tooth for you,
are they? Well, once you've had a farm
bake chocolate chip, or-bake chocolate chip or
a cookie-time chocolate chip,
they're just a bit bleak, I think.
But they are nostalgic. Number eight, super wines.
Super wines?
People love a super wine.
I'd say
all the pensioners love a super wine.
Yeah, my nan used to put butter
between two super wines, stick them together and eat that.
I see that. Number seven,
squiggle hokey pokey. Number seven, my
number one biscuit is number seven. Interesting.
So not the most bought biscuit
in New Zealand. Number six,
super wines twin
pack. What is going on?
Number five. I mean, who's
drinking the most tea? That's a great point.
And having a biscuit. That's a great point And having a biscuit That's a great point
You know
And you can't have a Tim Tam
If you're having five cups of tea a day
You can't have a Tim Tam
With every cup of tea
No
No it'd be too much
Number five
Tim Tam chocolate
Tim Tam original
Number five
Is Tim Tam original
Okay I'm very interested
To see what these others are
Number four
Ginger nuts
People love a ginger nut
Number three
Mellow puffs
A mellow puff Grow up If you're still eating me nut. Number three, mellow puffs.
A mellow puff?
Grow up if you're still eating mellow puffs. No, a mellow puff, I would argue, isn't all biscuit.
It's a novelty biscuit.
No.
You know, it's mostly puff.
It's mostly puff.
It's mostly puff, no biscuit.
It's mostly mellow.
All puff, no biscuit.
Number two, toffee pops.
Toffee pops, yes.
Very popular biscuit.
Thanks to Carlos Spencer. And number one, theffee Pops. Toffee Pops, yes, very popular biscuit. Thanks to Carla Spencer.
And number one, the most sold biscuit,
according to New Worlds around New Zealand,
Ginger Nuts Twin Pack.
What I would say to that is no mint slice.
Oh, mint slice is great.
No mint slice?
Mint slice is a really delicious biscuit. Maturing is realising that a mint slice is great. No mint slice? Mint slice is a really delicious biscuit.
Maturing is realising that a mint slice is a superior biscuit.
What about a Biscoff?
Are they quite new on the market, the Biscoffs?
Nah, if you're in the know of biscuit world,
the biscuit lovers out there know about the Biscoff.
I don't think I've ever had one, apart from in the bloody...
Do we put them in the tiramisu?
No.
No.
That is a Savoyardee biscuit.
Very different to a Biscoff.
Can we please, next week, get Clint a Biscoff?
He needs to try one.
I feel like you would be obsessed.
I feel like when I think about someone who would love a Biscoff, it's you.
It's delicious, and you can get the spread version of it too, and just eat it by the
spoon.
Fine, fine.
Force me to eat more biscuits.
It's fine with me.
We'll get you one.
My partner met this woman the other day
who was talking about her terrible, terrible fear of fruit.
Oh, yeah.
Like she has an actual fear of fruit
to the point where she can't eat any fruit.
Why do you say actual?
Is it because you don't think my fear of fruit
is real? Well, you eat it.
I do eat it. You know, you don't have
a fear of fruit. I would argue
you have a fear of old
fruit skins. Yes, that's correct.
But not actual fruit. I have a
fear of like peeled fruit. Yeah.
That I didn't peel. Yeah, but not a fear
of fruit. You can eat it. No, I enjoy
fruit. Yeah, this woman terrified of fruit, doesn't want to go near it,
doesn't want to eat it.
Right.
Doesn't want to touch it.
Okay.
Ever.
It would be really annoying if you were that person.
People going, what about fruit salad?
What about fruit juice?
That's her worst nightmare, fruit salad.
Fruit salad would be, yeah.
So all the fruits in together.
Slushing around.
To be honest, I don't like a fruit salad.
Nah, see, you haven't had the right one.
No, I don't like the idea of a fruit salad.
Right.
I make a ripping fruit salad.
You need a really good mango, blueberries and raspberries.
No, no, I understand the concept of how fruit salads can be nice.
And then what happens is, and then you mix those together.
That's the bit.
You don't like it mixed together?
No, not by someone else.
Well, what if you do it?
That's fine.
So you still like fruit salad?
Yeah, but...
You just don't like the idea...
I brought it up.
You just don't like the idea of other people touching your fruit.
It can't age.
It can't age in any way.
Like if I make it, it needs to be consumed immediately
and probably covered in yogurt.
You're missing out.
Yeah, I know.
But you can still eat it.
Like fruit salad from a breakfast buffet.
Well, some of them are yuck.
Some of them are pretty yuck.
Slimy and a bit discoloured.
Well, this woman just can't go near it at all.
And that's when she proceeded to tell my partner
that she owned a cherry business for seven years.
She was in the cherry business.
Yeah, right.
Yep.
How strange is that?
Like she's terrified.
And she owned the business.
She owned the business.
It's not like she was forced to work there.
Yeah, so she would, and I'm not too sure exactly,
but I'm assuming she would buy and distribute cherries
to like, you know, markets and other places.
So it's a lot of handling of, you know,
or being near.
Of your fear, yeah.
Being near, yeah.
Every day.
Something that terrifies you.
Yeah.
It's like I always think about that
when we'd go and do that Auckland Harbour Bridge bungee jump,
which we've been out to a couple of times.
And the people up there,
you just couldn't have a skerrick
of fear of heights about you.
You just couldn't be up there.
You just couldn't. Imagine, you'd have
to go there every single day.
You're hanging off the edge of this thing.
Do you reckon it would go away
with something like that? Well, this is what I wonder, and I don't
think it does, because I think they debunked
the whole face your fears thing a little while
ago. It doesn't, it's not really true. No, I think it's just like think they debunked the whole face your fears thing a little while ago. It doesn't.
It's not really true.
No, I think it's just like trauma inducing.
Makes it worse.
Makes it worse.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
You have to do something to overcome your fears.
So I guess maybe doing a bungee jump could prove to you that it's safe.
Does it desensitise you?
Say you were to work at the bungee jumping place. Maybe, yeah.
Could do.
Well, what's your fear?
Have you got a fear of anything?
I've got heaps.
Yeah?
Well, I've got a fear of small clusters of tiny holes.
Oh, yeah.
So do you think if I showed you...
No.
No.
I think it would make it worse.
Yeah.
Where is the...
You're working on your fear of commitment.
Yeah.
I'm working through that one.
Still terrifies me.
But fear of heights.
Fear of heights.
But I feel like I could work on that one.
I feel like if I did it way more, I'd get better.
I think Heights is one of those ones.
Yeah, there's things you could do.
This is quite an interesting question,
but we want to know from you guys on 0800DIALS.
Give us a call right now if you are someone
that has to face your fear every day.
Like this text that we're going to try and get on.
Someone said, I'm scared of balloons. I've heard of this
fear before. Yeah. I
own an event planning shop and deal
with them every single day. What the hell?
That's exactly what we're talking about.
How do you do it? It's the
sound I think balloons make. The
texture, like the friction of the two balloons.
0800 dial ZM or text
9696. Do you
have to face whatever your fear is regularly?
Yeah.
Maybe because of your job, maybe because of something else.
We'd love to hear from you this afternoon.
My partner met a woman this week that has a fear of fruit,
like a real fear of it, can't eat it,
has never eaten fruit in her adult life because she's terrified, but ran a cherry
business for seven years.
Yeah.
So go figure.
I know.
Chose to run a cherry business.
Faced her fear every day.
Yeah.
It doesn't say whether she got over it or not, but still went in there and faced it
every day.
Yeah.
So we want to know, do you have to face your fear every day?
Like this text message.
I'm terrified of birds.
They're everywhere.
Birds are scary.
And they are everywhere too.
I have heard of bird phobias.
What would you say is the scariest bird?
Magpie.
A magpie is scary, especially
if it swoops you. What about
geese?
Yeah, geese will chase you and they'll peck you
but once you realise that their peck doesn't really hurt. They hissese. Yeah, geese will chase you and they'll pick you. But once you realise that their pick doesn't really hurt.
They hiss though.
Yeah, they hiss.
They're more bark than bite a goose, I reckon.
Yeah.
Someone said, I'm a facilitator for professional development.
I run workshops and present to groups of professionals.
I'm terrified of public speaking.
Sometimes my presentations are on anxiety
and underneath my anxiety is running amok.
Anonymous for obvious reasons.
I feel like you should share that in your talks.
Yeah.
You go, look, I'm not talking out a hole in my face.
I have to deal with this every day.
But then they'll go, how come you haven't gotten over it yet?
And you go, I don't know.
Just can't.
I can't. I can't.
I read a stat somewhere once that public speaking is the world's number one biggest fear.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
Which crazy to me is someone who doesn't have a fear of public speaking.
I have a fear of public speaking.
No, you don't.
You're public speaking right now.
No, I'm not though.
You are.
I argue this all the time.
I actually am horrible at public speaking. Okay, let's really freak Bree out. If you can hear speaking right now. No, I'm not though. You are. I argue this all the time. I actually am horrible at public speaking.
Okay, let's really freak Bree out.
If you can hear Bree right now.
No, no, don't, don't, don't.
Text us, 9696.
How many people can actually hear Bree right now?
If I think, this is me being totally honest and vulnerable.
If I think about it too much, like I just hate public speaking
and people always find that so bizarre.
But I feel like this is just you and I sitting in a room.
Well, there you go.
You're facing your fear.
Talking amongst friends that listen to this show.
Someone said, I have a bad fear of spiders, and I'm a cleaner.
Some of the bigger homes have the bigger spiders,
and I can't even vacuum them up.
It scares the shit out of me.
My lungs and heart start freaking out.
Lol.
Don't move to Australia.
That's all I'm going to say.
Davey's here.
Hi, Davey. Hi hi davy hi davy
do you have to face your fear every day uh yep so i've got what's called a maxophobia it's a um
fear of being inside vehicles regardless of if i'm driving or a passenger yeah so every day it's
yeah getting into my car and driving to work. Wow.
Really?
Davey, have you had therapy to find out what that fear is from?
Is it from an event when you were young?
No, no.
I have no clue what's brought it on. I never used to be this way, but once I kind of hit my 30s seven odd years ago,
it just started to get worse and worse.
I've been looking into hypnotherapies and stuff recently.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Because it just gets worse.
That's fascinating.
Oh, you poor thing.
That must be horrible.
You have to do it every single day.
Thanks for sharing.
We appreciate it.
Someone said,
I have PTSD from a traumatic medical event
and I work in a hospital.
The very same hospital, actually.
You have to go through those doors every day. Someone else said, I work in a cemetery. The very same hospital, actually. You have to go through those doors every day.
Someone else said, I work in a cemetery and I'm scared of death.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're surrounded by it.
That's the worst place to work.
I fear confrontation.
And years ago, I worked as a parking warden.
After leaving that job, I found I could cope more easily with confrontations. Well there you go.
Good on you. You would have
had some of the worst confrontations too.
I would hate that job because you're just
ruining people's day. I'm so
petrified of mice and thanks to my
effing cat I have to deal with them
at least a few times a week. I
literally stop breathing and I bawl
my eyes out and sometimes I can't open
a cupboard or go into a room for like
two days afterwards. You need a
better cat. They are pretty terrifying.
And I don't know why because they're
so cute. I know. They're unpredictable
that's why. Yeah. And they're fast. Pixie's
here. Hi Pixie. Hi Pixie.
Hi. Tell us mate, what's the
job and or what's your fear
and how do you face it each day?
So my fear is of melting
hair okay oh that's everywhere like other people's hair or your hair or just like what just all here
like i don't even yeah i don't even brush my hair because the hairbrush has hair in it so you're not
afraid of fear you're not afraid of hair you're just afraid of hair that's not on someone's head anymore. Yeah. Okay. And how do you face that fear?
So when I was a cleaner, I had to clean out shower drains every day with hair in it.
Oh, yeah, that's going to give you PTSD.
Yeah.
So it was constant gagging and everything.
And my boss called me a trooper and I got an awesome bonus every single year just for dealing with my hair.
Oh, good on you.
Pixie, what do you do come time when you need to, you know,
we all go through this, when you have to clean the hair out of your hairbrush?
Oh, I just rip it out now.
I'm just like, it's fine.
It's not wet, so it's not as gross.
Oh, okay.
You've dealt with way worse.
When you go to the hairdresser and they're like,
would you like us to wash your hair first?
And you're like, no, keep it dry.
Yep.
Keep it dry.
Dry AF.
I like it dry.
Thanks, Pixie.
The last text I want to read out,
I don't know if this is a real one or not,
but someone said,
I've got a fear of the name Clinton,
but I still listen to you guys every day.
Can people have a fear of the name?
I guess so.
You can have a fear of, What did Clinton do to you?
Yeah, maybe they had a bad Clinton in their life
Wasn't me, would have been the other one
Yeah, there's only two in New Zealand
Bree and Clint
will play the one second song challenge next on ZM
Bree and Clint
Time is waiting
You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only get one second of a song
No hesitating
You only got one second, oh, one second
And this is the One Second Song Challenge
where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can.
It's kind of like the original human Shazam.
Charlotte, you're going to join my team
and we're going to try and win you some KFC.
Awesome!
Welcome, Charlotte.
And that means, Lisa, you're on my team by default.
Yay.
You were my number one choice.
That was more convincing.
Claudia's going to run the game.
Claudia, have you recovered from running your
actual race today? No.
I'm in a lot of pain.
That's my fault.
You stay sitting for this yeah I will do
I told you to warm up
I tried
but you know
things were moving
and I wasn't
there's a lot of moving parts
stiff is the word of the day
very very stiff
okay what are we doing
so this is the
one second song challenge
pretty simple
we'll start a song
from the beginning
and you guys need to
buzz in with your name
and tell me the artist
and the name of the song
there's always a loose theme
I will say I was on a bit of a runner's high when I put this together, so the theme is
pretty loose, but it is to do with running, with training, and being strong.
Gym songs?
Not quite.
More about a theme of running, I guess.
But Brie and Clint, you guys will go first and show us how it's done.
Are you ready to go?
Ready.
Ready.
Okay, here's your first song.
Brie. Clint. Brie. That is. Ready. Okay, here's your first song. Free.
Hunt.
Free.
That is Dog Days Are Over, Florence and the Machine.
Well done.
Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father.
Run for your children, for your sisters and your brothers.
Leave all your love and your love in behind.
Remember when we did that for Friday Oaky
and it was the worst pick ever?
I'll go find it.
And I will take ownership.
That was so bad.
I wish I had this in my headphones.
I would have run so much faster.
It was such a bad decision.
Charlotte and Lisa, are you guys ready to give it a go?
Already, yeah.
Okay, remember to buzz in with your name if you know what it is.
Here's your song.
Okay.
Charlotte.
Charlotte, I think.
No, Lisa.
Lisa.
Yeah, okay, Lisa.
Is it Katy Perry?
And the name of the song?
I'm a Tiger?
No.
That's one of the lyrics, though.
No, that's the wrong one.
Raw?
No.
She said it.
She said it.
I heard it.
She said Raw.
I'm happy with that.
Who said it?
Lisa, did you say it?
Yes, Raw.
Right. You're lucky.
Yeah, I won't be so
generous with Brian Clint, though. Nice, Lisa.
Okay. You nailed it. That is
two points for Team Bree, none for Team Clint.
Sorry, Clint. But this one is for Bree and Clint.
Clint.
That is...
Who sings it? Who sings it though?
It's Eye of the Tiger
and it's by...
Europe do the final countdown.
Who does Eye of the Tiger?
The other one.
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Wow, that's so hard.
Bree, do you know it?
I'm going to take a stab.
Eye of the Tiger.
Is it by a group called Survivor? Yes, it is. Yeah to take a stab. Eye of the Tiger. Is it by a group called Survivor?
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
That was fun.
And that's the game.
God, it's all coming at me today.
Charlotte, we stood no chance today.
Oh, sorry.
Lisa, I knew you picked me for a reason.
Yes, I knew you could do it.
You get 50 KFC chicken to Liz Lees.
Congratulations.
Woo, thank you.
Nice work.
Bree and Clint.
Guys, it is a good day.
It is a great day to be a millennial
because I hate to say I told you so.
I knew they'd come crawling back.
Yeah.
And I never left.
Yeah.
What have they taken us?
What have they taken from us in the past couple of years?
By they, I assume you're talking about Gen Z?
Yeah.
They've taken skinny jeans.
They've taken side parts.
Side parts.
They've taken ankle socks.
I mean, the list continues to grow.
Yeah.
But I have great news. Very, very good news.
For one of those things is officially back on trend.
One of those three things? Yes. Okay. I hope it's not skinny jeans.
Can I just say I hope it's not skinny jeans. I'm very comfortable. I actually
thank Gen Z for getting me out of my skinny jeans. It needed to happen. It was long
overdue and they managed to do it and I thank them.
I hear you.
Yeah.
And someone who grew up in baggy jeans too.
Like I don't know why it took so long.
We've been through it all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can report that the millennial trend that is back.
Side parts are back, baby.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Come on. You. Let's go. Come on.
You didn't even try.
You didn't even try to get rid of your side parts.
You know that I couldn't try.
My hair's been like this for too long and I look terrible with the middle part.
There was no going back.
Tell me on what grounds do you believe the side part is back?
This is on the grounds I believe the side part is back.
Tell me a cool Gen Z that's wearing a side part.
So listen to this.
This is from, I'll give you a few bits of evidence, okay?
First, a celebrity, not just a hairstylist,
but a celebrity hairstylist.
His name's Valerie Joseph.
He says the side part is back in a major way and it's chic, sexy and a forgiving look that will never go out of fashion again.
Okay. Rocking a side part at big events such as the Cairns Film Festival, the Emmys, the Golden Globes.
Even Rihanna at her celebration for Fenty Beauty was wearing a side part.
Well, she is a millennial and she's very cool.
Okay, hear me out.
I've got a few more.
Okay, these are the people that have been photographed at big events,
so big fancy events, rocking a side part.
Selena Gomez.
She's cool.
Aubrey Plaza.
Yeah.
Jane Fonda.
Right.
Kirsten Dunst.
Yeah.
Greta Gerwig.
Mm-hmm.
And there's definitely more that I don't have any here,
but there's definitely more.
Those are all wonderful, influential, stylish women.
I will note, not a single Gen Z amongst them.
Like, every single one of those was millennial or above.
But it's good.
It's good.
But the celebrity hairstylist has said it's coming back.
Yeah.
It's on.
Guys, we're on.
It's crazy for a trend to come back that only went away like five years ago
but yeah. Kylie Jenner.
Millennial. Zendaya.
Oh yeah, okay. These are all people who have been
photographed. Can we cross to our Gen Z
desk? Oh my god, this is a good one as well.
You know who else? Yeah. Olivia
Rodrigo. Oh, okay.
And she looks
fantastic.
Are you sure that's not AI?
No Because she looks a bit weird with a side part
No, that is her with a side part on the red carpet
We have two very stylish Gen Zs working on our team today
Thank you
Pixie and Ella
I'll take that
Are you, what's your opinion on this?
What's your take?
I'm happy for you Bree
I might not be partaking
Oh, you're going to be eating your words
Come December
Don't come crawling to me asking for tips
Pixie you went to the New Zealand Music Awards
Last night very trendy event
You're going to the New Zealand Radio Awards next week
Any chance you're wearing a side part to either of those events
There will be a middle part
Turning up to the Radio Awards next week
On my head
Right guys
Don't come crawling to me when you're not fashionable
and you're all sad because you're like,
should I wear a side part?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, they're laughing at me.
They don't believe me.
Yeah.
These are famous people.
Famous people.
Exactly right.
You're not looking for their approval.
You're looking for Jane Fonda's approval.
Who?
You shut your mouth.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey.
It's back.
And worse than ever.
It's our singing competition.
We spend about 15 minutes with a professional engineer who makes us sound as good as he can.
But it all comes down to the song, really.
It's all about song choice.
And this week, the song choice was down to you, Bree.
Yeah, I don't know why I picked this song.
I think it's because I love the song.
I didn't think about how hard it would be.
But I love this song by Miley Cyrus, Seven Things. The seven things I hate about you.
The seven things I hate about you. You. Oh, you. is Seven Things.
You don't like this song?
Nah.
Really?
Nah, I love Miley Cyrus.
I think she's a phenomenal artist.
But this song, not for you.
I think she was still a bit Disney here.
I love this song.
I can't get into the... It's nostalgic.
It's angry.
It's a bit Jojo Siwa for me.
How dare you.
Doesn't mean I didn't give it my all, okay?
So you're going to hear two versions.
You're going to hear Bree's version
and then you're going to hear my version
and then we will have a vote.
Apologies in advance
because it's going to be a bit yelly.
But I think that's the song.
The song is yelly by nature.
Definitely.
Here it comes.
Here's Breeze Miley Cyrus for Friday Okie.
I probably shouldn't say this, but at times I get so scared
when I think about the previous relationship we shared.
It was awesome, but we lost it
It's not possible for me not to care
And now we're standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you're here
My dear
The seven things I hate about you
The seven things I hate about you The seven things I hate about you, oh you
Your pain, your danger, insecure, you love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy
Your brains are jerks when you act like dead, just to know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know I think it's solid.
I'm happy with it.
I think it's solid.
Could have been a lot worse.
Thank you.
Claps from the producers.
Appreciate that.
Not bad.
I may have inadvertently cursed myself because we're doing a Miley Cyrus fan.
I think I've offended all the Miley Cyrus fans already and I haven't even sung yet.
No, you've got to hear both.
Hear both songs and then have your vote.
Someone said I'm automatically not voting for Clint for the Jojo Siwa comment.
Don't not vote for me for that. I'll take the pity
votes. Don't vote for me for my singing
performance. I'll take the default votes.
I'm not too proud.
Here it comes.
I just want you to know I tried.
That's all we want.
I probably shouldn't say this
but at times I get so scared
when I think about the previous relationship we shared.
It was awesome, but we lost it.
It's not possible for me not to care.
And now we're standing in the rain, but nothing's ever gonna change until you're here.
My dear
There's nothing I hate about you
There's nothing I hate about you
Oh, you
You're a man, you're a game, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to find.
Your friends, they're jerks.
We act like them.
Just know it hurts.
I want to be with the one I know.
And the seventh thing, I hate the most that you do.
You make me love you.
I don't think it was bad at all.
I think you were downplaying it.
I am pleasantly surprised.
Yeah.
To be honest, I'm pleasantly surprised with mine as well.
I thought it was going to be a disaster.
Sam is a wizard.
He is.
What he is able to do with these rough diamonds every week,
he's the guy who produces the songs
shout out to Sam
you are our saint
honestly
we have just thrown
the phone lines wide open
are you willing to call through
on 0800 dial ZM
and cast a vote
in Friday Oki
we need to know
are you voting for Bree
or are you voting for Clint
five votes
will decide the whole thing
and whoever gets the most
will take it out
who are you voting for?
Friday Oki!
If you missed it, this week Brie and I took on Miley Cyrus' Seven Things.
Brie went like this.
The seven things I hate about you!
And Mo went like this.
The seven things I hate about you.
It hurts my sinuses.
It's a great song.
Yeah, we want you to tell us who did the best Miley Cyrus this afternoon.
We're going to start with Josh.
G'day, Josh.
G'day, Josh.
Happy Friday.
How are you guys?
How are we doing today?
We're good, mate.
Friday before a long weekend.
I mean, can't get better than that.
Oh, I can't agree with you.
I got Tuesday off.
Oh, what?
Damn.
All right, Josh.
You got to start it off well, you know?
Yeah.
What's your feedback for us this week?
Who are you going with?
Well, I got to go with Clint today.
Clint, I think you hit those high notes better than Miley herself.
Damn.
That intro was just legendary. Wow. Jeez. Okay. Josh, I appreciate you hit those high notes better than Miley herself. That intro was just legendary.
Wow.
Jeez.
Okay.
Josh, I appreciate it, mate.
You've really pumped the tires this afternoon.
You have a great long weekend.
See you, Josh.
Thank you.
You guys also have a great long weekend.
Sweet as.
Thanks, Josh.
Let's go to Debs.
G'day, Debs.
Hi, Debs.
Hey.
What do you reckon this week, Debs?
It's got to be Clint this week.
I think he does a great job.
That's a bloody hard song to sing.
It is a hard one.
This is unexpected, but appreciated.
Thank you, Debs.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks, Debs. Have a good weekend.
Go to one more from Linda.
Hi, Linda.
Hi, Linda.
Hi, Clint.
Hi, Ray.
How you doing?
How's your long weekend shaping up?
Oh, great, thanks.
Hey, I'm a long-time listener to First Time Caller.
Oh, wait a second, Linda.
Wait a second.
We have to combine segments here.
Hold on, hold on.
There's a lot going on here.
Oh, wait a second.
First-time caller.
Hello, two men.
First-time caller.
Hello.
First-time caller.
Oh, we love it, Linda.
Appreciate you finally calling through.
Who are you going to vote for on Friday Okie?
I like both of you.
I don't like that Miley song at all,
but I thought you did a great job, Clint,
so my vote's for you.
God, a pantsy again.
Cool blimey.
I hear you, Linda.
I hear you.
I need to be better.
Thanks, Linda.
Hang on.
Wait on a minute.
Should I go?
I'll probably get in my car.
I might turn off the...
What's going on, Linda?
You there? You're right. Yeah's going on, Linda? You there?
You're right, yeah, we're here.
Are you there?
Can you hear us?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Where are we going in the car?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, can you hear us?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm voting for Trent.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought both did a great job.
You're cutting out, Linda.
We can't hear you
Can you hear me?
Turn the volume up on the stereo
Try that
Linda are you there?
Linda?
Sometimes it helps if you pull the sun visor down
Just try that
I think we lost her.
Are you still there, Linda?
Linda.
Have a great long weekend, Linda.
Love you, Linda.
Thank you so much for the vote.
Bye.
Love you.
Bye.
Linda, are you still there?
No, she's hung up now.
Jeez, you're mean.
She's hung up.
I couldn't hear her.
There's nothing to hate about you.
This hurts my sinuses.
It's a win.
And I did not expect that at all.
It's a big win.
It's a pantsing.
All right.
Thank you very much, everybody.
I appreciate it.
Let's get into a birthday banger next.
The number one song on your 16th birthday.
You can give us a call now.
0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play.
Brian Clint.
Linda, are you still there, Linda?
No, you, Linda?
It's the bloody hands-free.
No, put us back on hands-free, Linda.
Brian Clint.
Time for a birthday bang.
Brian Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Birthday banger for your Friday.
I know there's a lot of people probably stuck in traffic,
so stick around.
We're going to entertain you, and this one's a pretty good one.
Number one song's When You Turn 16.
We're going to play an absolute banger coming up.
Let's go to Kyla on 0800 Dials It In.
Hi, Kyla.
Hi, Kyla.
Hi.
What are you doing for the long weekend, Kyla?
We're going to the beach, so that'll be nice.
Oh, lovely.
What beach?
Yeah.
Long Matar.
Oh, lovely. Sounds good to me. Well, hopefully there's good weather for lovely. What beach? Long Mata. Oh, lovely.
Sounds good to me.
Well, hopefully there's good weather for you.
What is your birthday?
November 3rd, 2005.
All right.
That means you were 16, Kyla, in 2021.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Are you always in the mood?
Looking around like you're brand new.
I ain't trying to tell you what to do.
We try to play it cool. 24K Golden.
Massive one-hit wonder.
What do you reckon, Kyla?
Do you like it?
I can't say it's my favourite song, but...
It was a bit of a bop.
It was kind of catchy.
Yeah, it's a tune.
Okay, but fair enough.
I see what you're saying.
Let's do Teary's birthday banger.
Hi, Teary.
G'day, Tezza. Hello. it's a tune. Okay, but fair enough. I see what you're saying. Let's do Terry's birthday banger. Hi, Terry. G'day, Tessa.
Hello.
How's your long weekend looking?
Bit of gym and a birthday party on Sunday.
Oh, yeah, balanced.
That's good.
Nah, wait.
This could make or break it.
Is it like a kid's party or is it like a 30th or like a 40th or, you know?
Unfortunately, it is a kid's party.
I could hear the disappointment in your voice, so I kind of knew.
It's so good, though.
Hopefully there's a jumping castle and you can take a bottle out,
alcohol and hide in the jumping castle.
Yeah, that's how it works.
You never know.
That's what I've done at a kid's birthday.
Terry, what's your date of birth?
16th of September, 1991.
All right, Terry, that means you were 16 in 2005.
And here is your birthday bank.
Crazy.
Funnily enough, when I was drinking my alcohol in the jumping castle
at the kids' party, this was playing.
This is going to be your mind, Terry, when you're at the kids' birthday party.
What do you reckon?
Do you like it?
I guess I really hate this song, but I got used to it.
I don't know.
Okay, wait there.
One more birthday banger for Ange.
G'day, Ange.
Hi, Ange.
Hello.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
We're good.
How are you going?
I'm awesome, thank you.
On the way to the long weekend. Oh, fun. What are you? We're good. How are you going? I'm awesome, thank you. On the way to the long weekend.
Oh, fun.
What are you doing?
Just meeting up with some friends tomorrow,
but apart from that, school sports and stuff like that.
Nice.
Love it.
Well, Ange, you've got bloody great energy.
Let's see if you've got a great birthday banger to match.
What's your date of birth?
It's the 12th of December, 1970.
All right, Ange. That means you were 16 in 1986.
And on that date, this was number one.
You're the voice, try and understand it.
Make the noise and make it clear.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
The Aussie icon.
It's a ripper from the Johnny Farnham.
What do you reckon, Ange?
It's not a personal favourite, but it is a banger, right?
Yeah.
Oh, it's an absolute tune.
It's an anthem is what it is.
It gets my vote.
Okay, wait there.
100% all in for You're The Voice, John Farnham.
It's a Friday going into the long weekend.
I feel like that's the vibe. You're really not going John Farnham. It's a Friday going into the long weekend. I feel like that vibe.
You're really not going to be happy with me.
I'm going to vote for Crazy Frog.
You're voting for...
Wait, just listen to what you're saying.
I know, I know.
But I feel like it's got the vibes.
I feel like it might, you know...
Crazy Frog over one of the greatest songs ever written.
Let's go to Claudia.
And Claudia, I know you were disempowered yesterday.
Yes, thank you for that.
You will not be disempowered today.
Your vote is final.
What is the winner of Birthday Banger today going into the long weekend?
Well, Bree's obviously not happy with you because you chose Crazy Frog,
but I want her to be happy with me.
And there's only one choice today.
It has to be Johnny Farnham.
Yes, Claudia!
I love you, Claude.
Thank you for that present.
But this was my choice, by the way.
To all the Axel F fans out there,
I tried, guys.
I did my best.
Hey, Ange, you've just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Yes!
Thank you, Claudia.
Thank you, Bree.
Sing it loud, Ange.
Have a great long weekend, mate. And sing it clear. Sing it loud Ange, have a great long weekend mate
And sing it clear
Sing it clear
You're the voice mate, you're the voice
Bree and Clint, ZM
ZM, Bree and Clint
The winner of birthday banging today
Is John Farnham's
You're the Voice
You were going to choose
Crazy Frog
Over that
Masterpiece
I knew the right
That uplifting
Piece of joy
From Johnny Farnham
I knew it was
I was just trying to
Create a bit of tension
I knew the right result
Would come out in the end
Why would you do that to me?
Had a rough week.
What's been rough about your week?
Just got pantsed in Friday Oaky.
Oh, yeah.
I just needed a bit of an uplifting song
to get me back on track
for the long weekend.
Well, we got there.
You would have got the same feeling
from XLF Crazy Frog.
No, I wouldn't have.
Oh, this is a great Johnny Farnham song too.
Isn't it?
Underrated.
I saw this TikTok the other day that said,
growing up is realising that the songs your parents played
on a Sunday to clean the house are the real bangers.
Such bangers.
Here it is, here it is.
Everyone now.
Here we go.
We got two strong hearts.
We stick together like the honey and the bee.
You and me.
We've got two strong hearts.
God.
Reaching out forever like the river to the sea.
Is he coming back for another tour?
I want to go out to a winery, fill up on vino and chardonnay
and watch Johnny Fardham.
Hey, next on the show, what happened in the big race?
Three girls, one race.
Bree versus Ella and Claudia in a 100-metre sprint.
We've been building up to it all week
and it went down at Victoria Park at 1 o'clock today.
It sure did.
We have the results.
You might have heard who won.
You won't have heard their times.
No, we've still got more information to give out.
I have the exact times for all three girls over the 100 metres to reveal next.
Has this been checked by an adjudicator?
It's been verified.
Okay.
It's been independently verified.
Oh, no.
We'll do it next.
Stick with us.
It's Bree and Clint on ZM with John Farnham.
Over and over and over again. We've got to show up. On ZM with John Farnham.
Okay, we're going to attempt something live,
which could go well or it could go bad.
We're going to attempt to call New Zealand musician Kings and wish him a happy King's birthday weekend.
Oh, we need to tell him thank you for the holiday on Monday.
Thank you for the holiday on Monday.
Yep.
And, yeah, happy birthday.
Yeah.
We're going to wish him happy birthday.
It's a big one.
Because it's King's Birthday Weekend.
It's King's Birthday Weekend.
So I'm going to call King's.
Wish him happy birthday, obviously.
Have you got some of his music ready?
Do I?
Okay.
Do I?
Okay, just check him.
It's his bloody birthday.
Okay.
What will he answer? Do I? Okay, just checking. It's his bloody birthday. Okay. We'll leave him a message if he doesn't answer.
Hope we're not calling him in the middle of his birthday party.
He's probably out to dinner.
It's probably had so many people calling
The longer this takes, the funnier it gets
Yeah, I think so
I say we wait it out
Because in my
In my experience the longer it rings, the more likely it is they'll pick up.
Yeah, because they've got more time to get to the phone.
Yeah, exactly.
This is such a...
Is this really long?
It's really long.
Normally it doesn't ring this long.
He mustn't have an answer machine.
I don't think we're going to get him.
No, I've got the faith.
Really?
I have the faith.
I've got two more rings.
I've got two more rings.
We're calling Kings to wish them a happy King's birthday weekend.
One more ring.
To be honest.
Come on, Kings.
We've really got it on a limb here.
Wouldn't be the worst if he didn't answer because then he would never have to hear this horrible gag that we're doing on him.
I'm losing confidence by the second.
No, he's not going to answer.
Oh, did you hang up?
He was about to answer.
Don't worry about it.
Oh.
We don't worry about it.
Oh, you know what?
He would have been Hung Dog Millionaire from the Music Awards.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, happy birthday, Kings, and thank you for the public holiday we get on Monday.
Can you tell we're trying to get out of here for the long weekend?
We had nothing else, guys.
We had nothing else.
Brie and Clint.
Zed and Brie and Clint, that's Artemis, who we found out this week, and somehow Brie wasn't
surprised, but we all were.
Artemis, a man.
Yeah. I thought that was a lady song.
I thought that was a woman. Do you have a bit of it there? I can get a bit, yeah.
I just need to hear it again because why wasn't I surprised? I don't know.
That's like sometimes people are surprised to hear that the original Fast Car was sung by a woman. Tracy Chapman. Yeah. People always
like, oh that's, you know, who's that sung by?
And you're like, Tracy Chapman.
I've heard that before, yeah.
A woman.
This is Artemis.
And then it goes like this.
Oh, yeah.
You thought there was a man?
Well, it obviously sounds like it has a heap of effects on it.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's interesting.
Well, you know.
What's the spectrum?
They probably pitched it up.
Have a great long weekend, everybody.
Stay safe.
What were you calling it?
What?
A schlong weekend.
Oh, the schlong weekend, yeah.
Yeah.
Because it was a long weekend when we had a queen on the throne,
and now that we've got a king, it's a schlong weekend. Yeah, happy schlong weekend, everyone. Be it was a long weekend when we had a queen on the throne, and now that we've got a king, it's a schlong weekend.
Yeah, happy schlong weekend, everyone.
Be safe on the roads.
Drive safe, all right?
Be safe.
There's been enough people killed on the roads recently,
so please take it easy.
I wish you the best.
And we will catch you back on ZM on Tuesday.
Yeah, we'll see you then.
Enjoy.
Be safe.
Bye, guys.
Thank you, guys.
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