ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st October 2024

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

Low effort Halloween costumes.  Top 5 HOTTEST musicians.  The pet peeves hotline.  Don't even try to make negative comments about the haka.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:30 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. You wanna go, go, go. What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. Bree, Bree, Clint. They're all you can't do. ZM's Bree and Clint. All you can do.
Starting point is 00:00:46 ZM's Bree and Clint. What up? Bree's not here. She's off sick. But every time she is off sick, I still turn her microphone on. See, watch. See, this is Bree's microphone. Isn't that a bit cute?
Starting point is 00:01:02 That even when she's not here, I still turn her microphone on. Very cute. Yeah, you're a man of habit, cutie. And you miss her. Yeah. Yeah, and I miss her. We miss her. It's actually a lot funnier when she's here.
Starting point is 00:01:13 It's a lot funnier when she is here. No, no, I'm joking. Shady. I'm being silly. Clint, you're going to do a fantastic job. We've got so much fun coming up. Men have feelings too. Preach. What are you feeling now? Hashtag feelings too. Preach.
Starting point is 00:01:28 What are you feeling now? Hashtag men too. Can we start again? Can we just go from the top again? Yeah. Not great. Tim brings the microphone up. I think it's bad energy. Yeah. Today fun show. We're going to get someone else in the draw to go to New York City and go to the Jingle Ball. Yesterday
Starting point is 00:01:43 it was Trump which was producer Ella's choice. She's a big fan. So we'll let Claudia choose today. No, no. The mystery. Hey, no, you had your chance yesterday. Do not do that. No, turn her off.
Starting point is 00:01:53 So Claudia will choose our mystery New Yorker today at four o'clock, if you can guess who that is. We'll put you in the draw to go to the Jingle Ball. Can I talk? Yes. Kamala 2024. Oh, someone's changed their tune. Flip, flop.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I have a name! Turn her off. Four o'clock, your chance to go in the draw for the jingle ball. First, though, tradie versus lady. Six points ahead to the ladies. If you're keen, 0800 dials it in. We need a tradie and a lady to call through right now. We're playing for $50 cash,
Starting point is 00:02:24 and we'll play after Sabrina Carpenter's bed, Kim. No Ella, Kim Jong-un is not a New Yorker. We can't do him. Bree and Clint. But let's get into tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Rare moment of vulnerability for me
Starting point is 00:02:46 As the I was going to say years but actually months go by I'm finding it harder and harder to read the screen Where the names of our callers are Like I'm really struggling Because it's got their name, their location Their information Did you bring your glasses?
Starting point is 00:03:01 It doesn't help when Ella can't spell live in That is right L-I-V-I-N Did you bring your glasses? It doesn't help when Ella can't spell live-in. That is right. L-I-V-I-N. No, it's not live-in like live-in la vida loca. What is it? L-E? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:13 L-E-V-I-N? Yeah. Apologies. Well, she's just letting you know he's a living person. Can I introduce them because it looks fun? Sure, you can do that. Okay, first up we've got a lady. She's Lily from Westport 18 and knows the guy that won yesterday.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Hey Lily. Hi Lily. Hello. Welcome to Tradie vs Lady. Who won yesterday? Bo. Bo, that's right. Are you good friends? Yeah, we are mate. Was he from Livin? No, he was from Westport. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:03:44 That's nowhere near Livin. No, we've got a Livin in Tradie. She's from Westport. She's from Westport. Oh, okay. There's nowhere near Livin. No, we've got a Livin in Trady. She's from Westport. She's from Westport. The Trady is from Livin. Oh, God. Are you listening? I can't see anything.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I can't see any of these things. Okay, Lily, you stick with us. Lily from Westport. Ella, next one. Yep, yep. We've got our Trady James. He's from Livin. L-E-V-I-N.
Starting point is 00:04:02 He's 25 and he just cut his long locks. Hi, James from Levin. How are you? What's the best part about living in Levin? Levina loca. That's right. I thought it was leave in Levin. Oh, yeah, probably that too.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Your buzz is tradie. Lily, you're the lady. The first to three correct answers Will take home $50 cash today Good luck guys Claudia, you need to keep score Today is October 31st What's significant about that date? Tradie
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yes, James Halloween Halloween Lily, you gave it to him Even after he'd buzzed in Yeah, I know She's trigger happy She's ready to go
Starting point is 00:04:44 That's okay, you're going to get this one, Lily. Question number two. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz have broken up, which means Big Chan Dog is now single. Name a Channing Tatum movie. Trady. James. 21 Jump Straight. 21 Jump Straight.
Starting point is 00:05:00 That's okay, Lily. You're going to get this one, aren't you? Yeah, hopefully. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on that buzzer. Question number three. Who sings this song? Trady. James. Tyce Malone.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Tyce Malone is correct. That's a... Yeah, Trady Downshower. That's right, Lily. We can't have two winners from Westport in two days it'd be too much money flooding into the Westport
Starting point is 00:05:30 economy wouldn't it Yes it would Yeah yeah yeah Well thank you for playing the ladies are still ahead and James you're the winner we've got 50 bucks
Starting point is 00:05:38 coming your way congratulations Up the living Up the living Today is Halloween God my kids are excited they went to bed excited Woo! Up the living. Up the living. Bree and Clint. Today is Halloween. God, my kids are excited. They went to bed excited.
Starting point is 00:05:49 They woke up excited. Halloween has become such a huge deal in this country. And I think it's awesome. As someone who, if my mum's listening, sorry, I was raised in a strictly anti-Halloween household. And not for any kind of religious reasons or anything. Mum just felt, in her words, it was American BS and we didn't need it here.
Starting point is 00:06:10 She said, I don't have trick-or-treaters here. We had a big sign outside our house that said, no trick-or-treating here. To be fair, she's not wrong. She's not wrong. But also, how fun. Yeah, that's what it comes down to for me. Because you still have that choice.
Starting point is 00:06:24 You can be anti-Halloween. And I don't think you need to put the no Halloween here outside your house anymore. If you don't have the fake spiderwebs outside your house, kids know not to come to your house. They'll be like, oh, they're not doing Halloween. True. Oh, is that my problem? Because no one comes to my house.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Yeah, you need to dress it up. Depends. It's either that or you've got like a long driveway. Yeah, I do. Oh, no, no one's going up there. Or an intimidating looking property as well. Yeah, I have that as well. And you've got a dog.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Do you have a sign? Beware of the dog because kids don't like that. They're actually, yes, we do have that too. Oh, well, there you go. Why is no one coming to my house? Yeah, yeah. You need to do a bit of decorating to get people to come. I'll do some printing before I leave work.
Starting point is 00:07:02 We were talking earlier because all the big Halloween parties will go down this weekend. And tonight I guess, but Thursday. I want a school night. Tomorrow night, Halloween night, I reckon. That's the adults Halloween. Tonight is kids Halloween. Tomorrow is adult Halloween. And Claudia, you were saying you
Starting point is 00:07:19 have an outfit ready to go, but you have put minimal effort into your Halloween costume. You know what's even worse is I don't have an outfit for me, but I do have one for my dog. I saw your dog's outfit today. Yeah, it's pretty good. He's dressed as Chapel Roan. He's a Midwest princess. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:07:35 It is very good. I have a party to go to, but I've done like I've put literally zero thought into it, but I'm like, I don't want to spend any money. I want to use what I already have. Low budget, low effort, maximum output. Yeah, yeah. And what have you landed on?
Starting point is 00:07:52 Well, someone called up the other day and they had a great idea to be like Morgan Wallen with a chair. And I was like, that's so funny. Yeah, so funny one. Because I have cowboy boots and I could just bring it or I could even borrow a chair from the house. So what are the central tenets of Morgan Wallen? Cowboy boots?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Moustache. Moustache. Do you have a banjo? Hat. Cigarette? Is he a smoker? Oh, yeah, I could be. And then I'll just wear a badge that says,
Starting point is 00:08:13 hello, my name is Morgan Wallen. I'm Morgan Wallen. And you carry around a collapsible chair. Yeah. And at random parts of the night you throw it. Just chuck it. I've always found Steve Jobs to be a very easy Halloween costume to do because you just need blue jeans, some tube socks, some sneans.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Is it a black turtleneck that he wears? Yeah, but you'd get away with a grey turtleneck as well. And then if you put a fanny pack on it? You'd even get away with a black tucked in t-shirt. Although people might confuse you with The Rock. I was going to say, you put a fanny pack and a necklace, you've got a twofer. And then you're The Rock. Do you bring an apple, just to clarify?
Starting point is 00:08:46 Oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah. Or an old, old iPhone. Yeah. We actually have one here. I could borrow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Steve Jobs never saw the current iPhone.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That would be a flaw in your outfit. Oh, true. If you took an iPhone 15, that's... Get one of those really deep Mac computers then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to ask people, what's your low effort Halloween costume that you've got planned?
Starting point is 00:09:06 Maybe you're wearing it out trick-or-treating tonight. Maybe you're wearing it out to a party this weekend. But you've put minimal effort in. You may have just put it together from things lying around the house. Or you might have gone and got something, but you want to be comfortable. So do the classic mummy wrapped in toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Mummy wrapped in toilet paper. The toilet paper is very expensive. It's easy. And then tomato sauce for blood, but that gets a bit stinky. True. Yeah. Yeah. The sheet.
Starting point is 00:09:31 The sheet ghost. That's easy and cool, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you'd leave early. Because you're ghosting. You don't tell anyone. Yeah. And then you just hop straight onto your bed in the sheet.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Best costume ever. What's your low effort Halloween costume? Inspire us. Brie and Clint. You know what's really scary? Putting too much effort into your costume. So this afternoon we want to know... What's your low effort Halloween costume that you're arranging?
Starting point is 00:10:03 What did you say you were going to do for this weekend, Claudia? I'm not sure yet. Still not sure. But you don't want to put in much effort at all. Nah. No. I'm looking at all my old costumes, and I used to put in heaps of effort. But you can reuse those so long as you're going to a new party.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Should I go as Billy Ray Cyrus again then? They don't hit as hard on Instagram, though, when you post the picture, do they? So we're asking, what's your low-effort Halloween costume? Someone said, my kids asked my brother to take them trick or treating. And he said, why don't you ask your mum to take you? I said, you're already ugly so you don't need a costume. So
Starting point is 00:10:33 go as ugly, I guess, is the suggestion there. That's a good one. Thank you very much. Someone else texted and said, my Halloween costume this year is somebody on house arrest. I can go as me, but with a black watch around my ankle. Oh yeah, the homemade ankle bracelet. That's a good one too. Plus you don't
Starting point is 00:10:50 have to leave the house if you don't want to. Let's go to Ash. I know $800 at him. Hi Ash. Hello. It's Halloween, but some people don't want to put in much effort. What's your low effort Halloween costume? Firstly, long time listener. First time caller. Uh ohoh, okay, yes,
Starting point is 00:11:06 we can do that for you, no problems. But in a spooky way. Yeah. First time caller. What's your costume? It's really, it's not that great. But hindsight, it was really bad.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I was a teenager and I really couldn't think of anything so I just wore black and went as night time you went black and went as night time did you put any stars
Starting point is 00:11:34 on you or anything like that or no just black no just black yeah right yeah no I'm glad I didn't paint myself black though
Starting point is 00:11:41 because it wouldn't have gone down well yeah no that wouldn't have aged well in the photos eh it's not black face I'm glad I didn't paint myself like that because it wouldn't have gone down well. Yeah, no, that wouldn't have aged well in the photos, eh? It's not blackface. I'm nighttime.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Okay, thanks, Ash, the long-time listener, first-time caller. Louise is here. Hi, Louise. Hiya, how's it going? We're good. Have you got a low-effort Halloween costume for us? I do. One year, I put on a cute clubbing outfit and then I took some white face paint
Starting point is 00:12:08 and I just like splattered it on my face a little bit haphazardly. Then I had a little name tag that said Eileen. Oh, yeah. No, no, we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to finish that one. Just checking. That was very close, yeah. You don't need to finish that one. Just checking.
Starting point is 00:12:27 That was very close, Louise. Come on, Louise. There we go. Thank you. We appreciate it. We're talking low effort Halloween costumes. Someone texted and said, put two bits of cardboard, one on the front and one on the back,
Starting point is 00:12:42 and write the different petrol prices on the cardboard because gas prices are scary. Clever. Someone said my partner is dressing up as a builder for a Halloween party this weekend. He is a builder by trade. That's the ultimate in low effort Halloween costumes. Should I dress like a radio person?
Starting point is 00:13:04 I'll just bring my headphones that I'm currently wearing. I was going to say, how do I dress like a radio person? I'll just bring my headphones that I'm currently wearing. I was going to say, how do you dress as a radio person? Probably just headphones. Headphones, yeah. I'm going to wear my work uniform to a party this weekend and go as a clown because that's how I feel some days. And someone said it's my 30th birthday this weekend, so I'll be going as an old lady.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Oh, my God, you wish. Thank you, everybody. Enjoy your trick-or-treating tonight. If you're a child of the 90s, this will make you feel very old. Forrest Gump, the movie, came out 30 years ago in the year 1994. It's one of the greatest movies of all time. Everyone here has seen Forrest Gump, haven't they? Claudia, you've seen Forrest Gump?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Obviously. Absolutely. It's one of the five movies that I've seen as well. Tom Hanks has given an interview where he's revealed one of the key parts of Forrest Gump, the movie, almost didn't happen. Take a listen to this.
Starting point is 00:14:03 It was Forrest's run across the country. Me or my brother Jim, we resemble each other quite a bit. He would go like to the places with a mini unit and we would go off every weekend and run all weekend long. But the studio, before we started it, the studio guy says, you're going to have to cut that. I got this call from my agent. The director, Bob Zemeckis, wants to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Bob came out and he said, Tom, I cannot make a movie without the star of the movie as my soulmate. So you and I have to be joined at the hip through all of this. We said, let's knock money out of our salary and we will pay for it ourselves. And it was a lot of money. So we split it right down the middle. Isn't that incredible? They almost didn't film the bit where Forrest runs across America,
Starting point is 00:14:48 which is one of the most important, I mean, it's all important moments, but you know, and then Sir Tom Hanks said him and the director ended up paying for those to be shot and they shot them all on location in the different parts of America
Starting point is 00:14:59 that they were, which would have cost a fortune, but they did a deal where they got more of the ticket sale for the movie, so I think they ended up doing better off out the back end of it. Anyway, I found it fascinating. And on the back of that, Ella has asked if we could do a scene from Forrest Gump this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:15:17 And I thought, what better opportunity to get back into our acting situation, right? I do love acting. We've been practising hard. Yeah. We've got, what, what? No, we love acting. We've been practising hard. Yeah. What? No, we have been. We haven't. There's so many iconic scenes in Forrest Gump. I love that Jenny run, Jenny.
Starting point is 00:15:34 The only directive I gave you was that we won't do Life is like a box of chocolates. Why? Because it's overdone. But it's iconic. And it's just him and some old woman sitting on a bench. Yeah, it's reflective. So what is the scene
Starting point is 00:15:48 that you, I'm a bit nervous about this. You haven't shown us the scene prior to us doing it. We haven't been able to have a read through or anything. No, because I kind of
Starting point is 00:15:55 wanted raw energy. So this is going to be Jenny one line and Forrest. It's the sad scene where, spoiler, Jenny has passed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And it's more of you. I want to hear you monologuing because you did theatre sports. So I want emotion. There's not much to it. It's a bit of a paragraph but there's not too much. Okay. But I need pauses. You can sniffle. This is a friggin' stitch up. This is all me.
Starting point is 00:16:22 This is all me. There's a line for Ella too. I have to say something. Claudia, do you want to? No, I don't want to. Well, I'm saying this as Jenny, not as Ella, so don't get your panties in a twist. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Is there anything in the background of this or is it just... I mean, we can cue sad music if you want. Do you want sad music? You don't have anything, do you? Claudia can get it for you. Sad music. Have a little Google. Should we come back?
Starting point is 00:16:44 Are you getting into the zone Should we come back With our big Forrest Gump scene It needs something behind it You need to find out What goes behind the scene Oh okay we can come back Oh you've got it
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah Okay Alright We're appeared it's fine Okay let's do it Cue the Sam Music This is our big Forrest Gump scene I love you You died on a Sunday morning
Starting point is 00:17:10 And I had you placed under our tree And I had that house that your father bulldozed to the ground Mum always said dying was a part of life I sure wish it wasn't Am I going to get cancelled for doing that voice? No, it's an impression. Finish the line. Live full. Aww. That's so sad. Finish the line. Live full.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Oh. It's so sad. I love you, Jenny. I love you. Jenny! No! That's good. We've desecrated a wonderful movie this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:18:00 And you know what? That's part of the acting process. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree's off today. Hopefully back with us tomorrow. We are filling in for Fletch, Fawn and Hayley tomorrow morning. So early birds for a Friday.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I found this interesting. Forbes has released a list of the highest paid dead celebrities. So celebrities who continue to earn after they've passed away. Quick poll of the room. Who do you guys think the highest paid dead celebrity is? Michael Jackson.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Yeah, Michael Jackson. Surely, eh? Surely. I was going to say a Beatle, but... Elvis? No. John Lennon, I don't know. Elvis would always be up there.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Really? Yeah, John Lennon, a Beatle would definitely be up there, I'm sure. Is it just musicians or like celebs in general? Nah, it's celebs. It's anybody in entertainment, really. I've got the top ten here. We'll rattle through them quickly. But first of all, special honourable mention
Starting point is 00:18:51 to the late, great Whitney Houston, who came in at place number 13. Due in no small part, I'm sure, to royalties still accrued from being played in Birthday Banger. At least once a week. No one's playing more Whitney Houston, except maybe The Breeze. Okay, number 10, you picked one of them.
Starting point is 00:19:15 John Lennon from The Beatles is the 10th highest paid dead celebrity. John Lennon still earns $28 million a year. Whoa. Does that go to his estate? Yeah, it'll go to Yoko or... What? It's got a couple of kids. I don't know where it goes, but yeah, it'll go to his estate.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Yeah, yeah. Matthew Perry is actually number nine on the list of highest-earning dead celebrities. Hey, anybody know a good tailor? You need some clothes altered? No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Royalties? That was my betting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be because there's lots of, say like TVNZ has friends. Yes. Do they get paid? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I guess they would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. They used to earn something crazy. And I imagine this is where all of his come from. Matthew Perry, this is the New Zealand dollars,
Starting point is 00:20:03 his estate earns $30 million a year. Holy. Which means that the other, because they all got paid equally on that show. Yeah. So they could do nothing. Yeah. They could do nothing for the rest of,
Starting point is 00:20:15 it would go down over time, but you know. Half his money is probably from that movie he did with Zac Efron. Oh yeah, true. Half of it went from that. And then some of that one from where he was a grumpy radio host. Do you remember that TV series that he did? No.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I think he was like a grumpy talkback host or sports host. That's going to be you when you're old. I'm joking. I love you. I wish. Yeah, you wish. Number eight is Charles M. Schultz, who's the man who came up with Snoopy. And Peanuts.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Oh, the cartoon? Because all those cartoons still get published. And then merch and all of that. Oh, yeah, every book's merchandising on every one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who made Snoopy. Snoopy? Snoopy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah. Yeah, Peanuts. Yeah, Peanuts. Still makes $50 million a year. Bob Marley is number seven. He's got a lot of kids though. That might be being split a lot of ways. $56 million for Bob Marley a year.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Prince came in at number six. Purple rain, purple rain. Prince came in at number six 58 million dollars a year for Prince The guy from the cars came in at number five Number four was Elvis Yeah Elvis' music I guess he would have had to get a cut from the movie maybe because it had a lot of music in it.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah, surely. If he'll go through the estate. He's still making $83 million a year. Oh, George. And he's not dead, so. What? He lives on Mars now. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Or on one of the poles. Him and Tupac. Right? No, he didn't tour outside the States. Yeah. You're right, Ella. Number three, the third highest earning dead, and it's not really celebrity, but entertainer, I guess, is Dr. Seuss.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Oh. The person who wrote the Dr. Seuss books, Dr. Seuss, is the third highest earning dead celebrity in the world, according to Forbes magazine. Dr. Seuss still brings in $125 million a year. That's interesting because he obviously writes books, does the characters and all of that. Yes. Is it A.A. Milne who does Winnie the Pooh?
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yes. I would have thought that if he's, he's probably dead, right? That I feel like would have earned more because that's still. You reckon Pooh over Seuss? I feel like I see Pooh everywhere. But you see. The bear. Yeah. What is it, Dr. Seuss? Is like the Lor see poo everywhere. But you see... The bear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:45 What is it, Dr. Seuss? Is it like the Lorax, the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a great movie. In the first edition, Dr. Seuss, like Green Eggs and Ham, sell for... Oh, the places you'll go, sell for crazy money. Here's a fun fact about Dr. Seuss.
Starting point is 00:22:59 They've continued to write Dr. Seuss books in the style of Dr. Seuss, and they just say it's a Dr. Seuss book. Oh, I don't like that. Like there could be a Dr. Seuss books in the style of Dr. Seuss and they just say it's a Dr. Seuss book. Oh, I don't like that. Like there could be a Dr. Seuss book written about COVID. Weird. About the pandemic. AI could probably do it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Number two, second highest earning dead celebrity is Freddie Mercury. Queen. Queen. Go off Queen. Go off Queen. Huge jump Yeah. Go off, Queen. Go off, Queen. Oh, bad enough. Huge jump, $417 million a year for Freddie Mercury's estate.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Oh, wow. That's huge. Where does it go? That's ginormous. Where does that money go? Yeah, where does it go? I'll have some. He didn't have any kids.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yeah. To the cats. To the cats. Remember he left, in the movie we found out he left that whole, a whole huge part of his estate to the woman that he was married to. cats. To the cats. Remember he left, in the movie we found out he left that whole, a whole huge part of his estate to the woman that he was married to? Aww.
Starting point is 00:23:50 And the number one, highest earning, Ooh, yeah. dead celebrity, Michael Jackson. Wacko Jacko still gets $600 million a year. What?
Starting point is 00:24:07 That is so insanely... Oh, my God. So his kids will get that? He's dead. He's cancelled. He's been gone for almost 20 years, and he still makes $600 million a year. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah. I wonder where that fits on the list of, like, living celebs, too. That's a great question. Is he one of the highest-earning dead or alive yeah highest earning dead or alive celebrities that's a good amount welcome to our brand new game invented by our producer ella it's called how many and the goal is refresh me you've got to have the most items. The most items, yes, within today's topic. Yes. So basically, you tell me yours, Jessica, today.
Starting point is 00:24:51 You tell me yours and then choose who to go up against between Clint or Claudia. The aim is to have the most. So use what you know about Clint and what you know about producer Claudia to gauge who to go up against. Hi, Jessica. Hello. How are you going? I'm doing good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Okay, 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Have you been told what the thing is today? Yes. Okay, what was it? How many photos or how many videos or how many cards? How many videos you have on your phone. Right, Jessica? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Do you have that? Yes. Okay. Okay. How many, Jessica, how many videos on your phone do you have? 250. 250? I feel like that's not much.
Starting point is 00:25:44 That's pretty good. Okay, so now that you have that, who do you think is going to have less than you to win? Ella. Ella? Well, you can put Ella in there today. Yeah? Why don't you play Ella?
Starting point is 00:26:01 Okay. Your choices are Ella, Claudia, or me, Clint. I will tell you that Ella does videos for our show. That's her job, is to make the show's videos, so she may have a fair few of those on her phone, but that doesn't mean you don't have to choose her. You can still choose me.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'll go for Clint. You're going to go for me. Clint. Yeah, I'm going to go for Clint. Alright. That's fair, because I had 1 for Clint. You're going to go for me? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go for Clint. All right. All right. That's fair because I had 1,700. 1,700? Videos, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Jessica, I will tell you, I do make a lot of videos of my kids. Oh, no. And I do make some pretty mediocre TikToks as well. So you sure? Last chance you want to go with me. Are you sure you want to go with me and not Claudia? Yeah, I'll go for Claudia. You're going for Claudia?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Okay. Turn it around. You know what, Jessica? I'll tell you, you made a good decision there because I had 2,480 videos on my phone. Jeez. So it's all down to Claudia. Okay, Jessica, did you say you have 250? I think I've maybe had maybe a bit more.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I'm not sure 300? probably probably over 500 oh it's over 500 now we'll say 500 yeah yeah yeah it's done yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:27:14 yeah you missed some there was a whole number folded that you hadn't checked oh it's 520 520 yeah yeah yeah okay Jessica I can tell you
Starting point is 00:27:23 that I have got two thousand oh and 65 videos Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Jessica, I can tell you that I have got 2,065 videos. Oh, my gosh. You had no chance. I'm so sorry. We all have so many. Why do we have so many?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah. Jessica's busy living in the moment. Yeah, right. I mean, it's my job. I've got so many photos of you guys on it. She's seeing life in 3D, not through her phone. 2D. Jess, you didn't win the game, but we're still going to send you some KFC, okay?
Starting point is 00:27:48 Okay, thank you. Sweet as. That was fun. If you have any, what is it, topic themes? Topic suggestions, yeah. Let me know. 9696, text them in. Crazy how Jessica's video account just doubled.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Maybe she was videoing as she was talking. True, true, true. There must have been some upload to the cloud while we were still talking. She saw a duck. Yeah, yeah. The kids were she was talking. True, true, true. She must have been somewhat low into the cloud. She saw a duck. Yeah, yeah. Kids were doing something funny. Yeah, cool. Happens. Happens. Bree and Clint. All Blacks are back this weekend, which I love. I'm a
Starting point is 00:28:16 huge All Blacks fan. If you are excited and you want to get up to watch the All Blacks, good news. They'll play England at 4 o'clock on Sunday morning. I'll be there. 4am. You can watch it live on Sky Sport or you can
Starting point is 00:28:31 watch the replay later on or you can, I don't know, skip it. I don't know, but I'll be watching it. I've decided I'm going to watch it. Live? Well, we have to go to the airport at 7am to fly to Sydney. So I thought we might as well just get up a couple of hours early and watch it. Watch it while you pack your bags. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:46 And then fly to Sydney and then be two hours back in time and then have a day which is like five hours longer than usual. Oh, it will be munted. That sounds like a really good plan. All Blacks are playing England. They're playing England for the third time this year. They played them twice at the start of the year. England came here.
Starting point is 00:29:01 There was a player that came here called Joe Marla. If you are rugby minded or you follow the podcast, he is the guy who has like the colourful mohawk, big fat white guy. He's a prop that plays for England. He's made the news because he went on Twitter or X or whatever you want to call it. And he wrote this.
Starting point is 00:29:20 The hucker needs binning. It's ridiculous. Why? He then got so much backlash from that tweet that he deleted his Twitter account. The whole account? The whole account. He deleted his whole account.
Starting point is 00:29:35 That is so insane. He's since reactivated it and he's tried to defend what he said. But actually, he said what he said. And they always do this. They always do this. Northern Hemisphere teams always do this what he said and they always do this. They always do this. Northern Hemisphere teams always do this, particularly the English
Starting point is 00:29:48 will always do this. They try and say things like this to get under our skin as a country and it works. Okay? And then we blame them off the internet.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And then we get angry and we get rocked up and then we get mad and they hope that the up. We get mad and we get even. And they hope that the players see it and they get distracted from it. They always bloody do this. I feel like – And we always do the same thing. The news agencies then call Buck Shelford and they say,
Starting point is 00:30:16 Buck Shelford, do you want to comment on this? And he's like, I bloody do want to comment on this. It's bloody ridiculous. It's a stalwart of world rugby. It's about pride and mana. And then the English are like, well, maybe it's not fair that they get to do a haka. And then we go, well, you're welcome to do something back.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Do your own thing. You're welcome to do some kind of, it's a cultural exchange. You're welcome to do something back. Have a cup of tea on the field. I don't know. Yeah, Fiji, do something back. Samoa, do something back when we play them. Tonga, do something back.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah, you're most welcome to. But yes, that begs the question, Claudia, if there was to be a cultural response from the English rugby team, what would it be? They should curtsy. They could curtsy. They could do something Spider-Man related. They love singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Oh, they do, don't they? It's not even theirs. It's an African-American slave song. Oh. Isn't it? I mean, that would track. Isn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I don't know. What else could they do as the English fans? Sing some Queen. Sing some Queen. Yeah, there was a time when the Aussies kicked up about the Haka and they sung Waltzing Matilda back, which I actually thought was quite good. I thought that was quite good just to do something
Starting point is 00:31:28 that got people involved. But this is the problem. This is the problem. If you don't have something, then you're always going to be miffed because you do just have to stand there and watch the Haka. And I don't agree with that rule
Starting point is 00:31:39 where they say that the players aren't allowed to cross the halfway line. You're not allowed to advance on the Haka. Why don't you agree with it? Because I reckon you should be able to challenge back in some way. You should be able to walk towards, because the All Blacks are laying down a challenge to you with the hucka. You should be allowed to face the challenge in some way, shouldn't you?
Starting point is 00:31:56 Was it the French team that made that triangle shape? The Flying V, yes. That was cool. That was excellent. I really liked that. And they did that in the Rugby World Cup final, and it was phenomenal, and they got fined for it. Oh, worth it.
Starting point is 00:32:06 But who cares? It's worth it. It's worth it. Yeah. I don't know what it is. But anyway, this guy who did that tweet, he's not even playing this weekend. He's got a broken foot.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Oh. Idiot. And we don't endorse bullying. We don't. But if you need to, like if you've got some bullying that you need to get out of your system. Joe Marla. No.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Is his name. And he's got stupid haircuts. And he's a big dum-dum. Don't go down to his level. We're better than that. And Joe Marla needs binning. He's ridiculous. So up your bum, Joe Marla.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You feel better? Yeah. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Hugh Grant, who most people will know as the Prime Minister from the movie Love Actually. What else do we know Hugh Grant from? He was the Oompa Loompa in the recent Willy Wonka. Yes, he was.
Starting point is 00:32:52 They shrunk him down. He was in Love Actually? Yeah, that's what I said. He was the Prime Minister in Love Actually. And he was in... What was the Julia Roberts one he was in? Oh my gosh, my favourite movie, Notting Hill. Notting Hill.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Was he in song and lyrics? Is that a movie? He was the guy on the other side of, I'm also just a girl. As something in a boy. Asking you to love me. He was the guy that had that said to him, wasn't he? Crushed it.
Starting point is 00:33:17 He's doing publicity at the movie because at the moment he's in a new horror movie. He's done an interview where he's gone into full grumpy old man mode. And if you see him now, he's grumpy old man age, Hugh Grant. And he has talked about what his pet peeves are. Does anybody agree with these as pet peeves? I walk around the streets peeving. I don't like people walking slowly.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks on their front. I don't like people with backpacks and water bottles. I don't like water bottles. What's the whole water bottle thing? Why do my children have to go to school with the water? They have to cart water across London. What's wrong with a drinking fountain? I mean, don't get me started. I don't like leaf blowers, roadworks with no people working on them. I agree with the roadworks with no people working on them. I agree with slow walkers. Yeah, that's annoying. Move out the way.
Starting point is 00:34:06 I don't agree with being annoyed at water bottles. Or bags. That's random. That's funny. Buck pucks. Especially on your front. I don't agree with buck pucks on the front. No, I get that one.
Starting point is 00:34:16 You'd be like, what are you up to, bruh? But the rest of them, they just seem like things that as you get older, you get grumpier at more things. That sounds like a man who's angry at the youth is what that sounds like. Yeah, in loud sounds. It doesn't mean that you have to be old to have a list of pet peeves though. And once you identify, once you self-identify a pet peeve, I think that's a bad thing because then your brain knows what to look out for.
Starting point is 00:34:40 If you just randomly get annoyed by things every now and then, you won't pick up on it as much. But once you identify something that is your pet peeve, your brain will look for it. It's like when you want to buy a certain type of car, you start seeing that car everywhere, even though the car's always
Starting point is 00:34:55 existed. I'm mad about a certain car, and now every time they cut me off or anything, I'm like, oh, it's always this car. What sort of car is it? It's a Prius. Every time I get cut off or pushed off the road, or like, yeah, every time it's always this car. What sort of car is it? It's a Prius. Oh. Every time I get cut off or pushed off the road. Or like, yeah, every time it's a Prius. So let's do some pet peeves. Yay.
Starting point is 00:35:13 One of my pet peeves, and I've talked to Bree about this one. She doesn't agree. It's people who wear outdoor hats indoors. And by that I mean. Do you mean all hats? No, I'm fine with a cap indoors. But an outdoor hat I would class as anything with a wide brim. Like a
Starting point is 00:35:30 fedora or a festival hat or something like that. A fashion hat. Yeah, a fashion hat. Fine outside. Fine at the races. Fine at a sporting event. Fine in the stands. As soon as you go past that threshold you take it off. But once you step indoors, you remove your hat. Thank you very much. you step indoors, you remove your hat.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Thank you very much. Even a cowboy would remove his cowboy hat. True. Very polite. One of my pet peeves. Claudia? Sorry to be the grammar police, but I've noticed a lot on Instagram. People say it was so great to be a part of this.
Starting point is 00:36:00 But it's one word, apart. They say one word, but it's a space part. Oh, my God. Do people say apart? Yes. And they say a lot, say one word, but it's a space part. Oh my god, do people say apart? Yes, and they say a lot, but one word. It's a space lot. Yes, apart is a completely separate word. You've got to put it apart. If we're grammaring,
Starting point is 00:36:14 people who... It's not one word. But that is a word, but not in that context. To be a part of something is different to being apart from somebody. If you're apart one word, you're like separated. If you're a part one word you're like separated. If you're a part of something you're included in it. Let that go. It's the opposite. People who can't finish their
Starting point is 00:36:32 sentences and they always put dot dot dot on the end of every single sentence. Because finish your sentence. I actually use it in captions just to annoy you. Finish. I know and I delete them. I'm nauseous. I go in and edit them. I go in and finish your sentences delete them. I'm nauseous! I go in and edit them. I go in and finish your sentences for you.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I'm going to correct you on your job soon when you muck up. Okay, what's one of your pet peeves, Ella? That, but also you guys do it so much. I can't help being young and not knowing certain things, and then you guys, you don't know this person? Yeah, I'm 24 now. I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, you don't know this person? Yeah, I'm 24 now. I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, you don't like being...
Starting point is 00:37:09 You're very sheltered. You don't like being made to feel your age. I just... Yeah, it's going to happen. People, when I am older... Yeah, but it's funny to us. It's funny to us. And I'm like...
Starting point is 00:37:19 Yeah, no, fair enough. Okay. I don't like it when people are walking down the street and looking at their phone and not looking where they're going to peeve of mine. And I like to, I sometimes like to stand in their way. So I will start walking in their walking lane.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Stop it. And when I get close to them, I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So that they have to look up. Yeah. No, I won't let them hit me, but I'll get close and I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yep. I don't like when people me, but I'll get close enough. I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yep. I don't like when people take up both sides of the escalator. I was literally just thinking that.
Starting point is 00:37:53 You go any other country in the world, any other country, people stay to the left on the escalator. So people who are fast walkers and want to climb the escalator stairs can go up the other side. Speaking of escalators, when people, it's more of an issue that they can't figure out how to get onto it, so I should just let it happen. But when they take too long, they don't just stride on,
Starting point is 00:38:08 they stand at the top or the bottom and just take a second to get on and slow everyone else. I get a bit confused. Hesitant escalator walkers. This is fun.
Starting point is 00:38:17 This feels good. So let's open it up. We can do more in a minute as well. I have more. You got more? 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696.
Starting point is 00:38:26 What's your pet peeve? If this was talkback, what's the thing you would like to complain about this afternoon? Grumpy old man Hugh Grant has voiced a list of pet peeves of his and it's funny. Look, if not all of them are accurate, it's funny. I walk around the streets peeving. I don't like people
Starting point is 00:38:42 walking slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks on their slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks on their front. I don't like people with backpacks and water bottles. I don't like water bottles. What's the whole water bottle thing? Why do my children have to go to school with a water bottle? They have to cart water across London. What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
Starting point is 00:38:56 I mean, don't get me started. I don't like leaf blowers, roadworks with no people working on them. God, if you were angry at water bottles, you'd spend so much of your time being angry these days. They're very trendy. Yeah, you've got to let that go. They're a fashion statement these days. They are.
Starting point is 00:39:09 We've been voicing our peeves. Claudia said that one of her pet peeves is Prius drivers because whenever there's a car that's causing an issue on the road, it's always a Prius. It's always a Prius. We've got texts from people going, it's always a Prius. It is always a Prius.
Starting point is 00:39:25 So we're asking you guys to open up about your pet peeves. You had another one you wanted to share, Ella? Yeah, when people hear that I like Taylor Swift and then they think it's a good idea to bag on Taylor Swift. Like, I'm not the audience for that. Please keep your opinions to yourself. Yeah, but she had two jets. Oh, don't.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Please don't. She had two jets. That makes me happy. What about the daughterals? Yeah, what about the daughterals at Bethel's Beach? Lucy is here. Kia, don't. Please don't. She had two jets. What about the daughterals? Yeah, what about the daughterals at Bethel's Beach? Lucy is here. Kia ora, Lucy. Hiya. What's your pet peeve, Lucy? My
Starting point is 00:39:53 biggest pet peeve is when people tailgate you when you're driving. I cannot stand it. Me too. It is so annoying and it is the most frustrating thing on this planet. When you're doing the speed limit, eh, and they get right up your bum, they get right up your bum, they've got no right to be there, they get right up your bum.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I like to make sure I'll still do the speed limit. I don't want to incite road rage, but I will not do a single K over it, Lucy. If it's 50, I'll sit on 50. I'll do 49, you know, just to really, you know, really wind them up. That's the way to do it. That's the way to do it. Probably a Prius driver as well, eh, Claude? Oh, almost definitely.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Almost definitely a Prius driver. I've got another pet peeve. Yeah? When you're on a multi-lane road and you're on the fast lane and the speed limit's 50 and you tailgate them and they don't move out of the way. Oh, you're doing some tailgating. If it's a multi-lane road.
Starting point is 00:40:41 In the passing lane. And you're in the fast lane. Yeah, yeah. And you're not getting out of my way, I remember Brodie Kane when she was on this show, she specifically said, I'm not moving out of the way. You can deal with it. She got hate for that.
Starting point is 00:40:52 From me. Oh, from you. Yeah, terrible. She got roasted for it. Get out of the way. People are like, what if there's a first responder that needs to get past? Oh, that's separate. Pet peeve is 100% footpath etiquette.
Starting point is 00:41:04 This is the text. Move over. What makes you feel like you've got the right to take up the whole footpath? I am raging just thinking about it. I'm glad we gave you the opportunity to get that off your chest. Sarah is here. I know $800 a day. Hi, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Hi. What's your pet peeve, Sarah? My pet peeve is people chewing gum with their mouth open. And I don't know why. It's just very frustrating to me. We've had a lot of people text in about loud chewers and also loud breathers. Like, does that irk you?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Any kind of unnecessary mouth noise? Is that an irk for you, Sarah? It depends who it's from. I mean, I've got kids, so they are loud and noisy at times. Are they mouth breathers, though? One of them is, yes. Yeah, right. That's cute when it's your kid, though, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:41:54 It is, yeah. Your cute little mouth. But when it's someone else, it's someone else. No, thank you. Someone said, I hate it when people stand too close to you in a queue and you can feel their breath on your neck. Oh, I had that the other day at Mitre 10. It was like there were two checkouts open.
Starting point is 00:42:09 There were two people at each of the, there's a person at each of the checkouts. I was waiting for my turn and there was only another two people in the queue. It wasn't like it was a really busy day. The person must have been standing 30 centimetres from my back. You do that like random shoulder check and you're like, oh, hello.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Oh, I wanted to like take a step backwards. I've had someone who their foot literally was touching my back. You do that like random shoulder check and you're like, oh, hello. Oh, I wanted to take a step backwards. I've had someone who their foot literally was touching my foot. I'm like, why? Or you do that thing where you put your arms out like you're a helicopter and you spin around and you go, this is my personal space. I stand there with my hands on my hips. This is my circle. We're not in a mosh pit. We're not in a mosh pit. You do not
Starting point is 00:42:41 need to be on my frickin' ass. Just turn around and face them. Nate is here. Hi, Nate. Hey. What's your pet peeve? Oh, you sound ready to go, Nate. You sound fired up.
Starting point is 00:42:52 What's your pet peeve? When I hear the bag of pipes outside of Scotland. You're fine with it if it is in Scotland, Nate? Yeah. You hear them in the most random places you would expect them to be if it is in Scotland, Nate? Yeah. You hear them in the most random places you'd expect them to be. They belong in Scotland. How often are you in Scotland? Not that often.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Right. You just hate bagpipes. Yes. You wouldn't enjoy a Christmas parade, then a Santa parade? Oh, they're fun, but the bagpipes aren't the best part. You wouldn't enjoy, like, even at, like, a dawn service, there's bagpipes at a dawn service. You couldn't get amongst that, could you? No.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Don't go to a Highlanders game in Invercargill. In fact, don't go to Dunedin. In fact, don't go to Dunedin at all, Nate. You'd fricking hate it. There we go. Yeah, I would then, I guess. Okay, thank you for sharing. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Pet Peeves, let's rattle through some more. Someone said people who wear Crocs in the gym. What is that? I've actually worked out in Crocs before. It's surprisingly comfortable. Is it safe? I don't know. Someone said grammar. When people don't know when they should be using their,
Starting point is 00:43:54 their or their. Ah! Kill me now. Preach. They also said English is my second language and if I can get it right, why can't you? 100%. I'm such a grammar police. Spelling, commas, apostrophes, all of that. I'm like, please just, I'll spell check it for you.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Someone said, my pet peeve is Christmas crap starting in September. It is one day a year. You can have all of December but leave September, October and November alone. I will agree with September and October. I'm happy for Christmas stuff to start happening in November. Do you want to start tomorrow? I reckon once we finish Halloween, we can get Christmassy. Does that mean we're our carry?
Starting point is 00:44:33 Oh, no. We play on the show tomorrow? Christmas jingles? We're doing breakfast as well. We would break the seal if we played it tomorrow. Let's do it. Be the first, baby. Yeah, lead.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Okay. Someone said, I absolutely hate it when someone says they're going up somewhere, when it's clearly down on the map. Yes! Like, I'm going up to Wellington this weekend, and they're going, I'm going up to Wellington. From Auckland to Wellington. And they're in
Starting point is 00:44:58 Auckland. I feel like I've found my people. Thanks for your peeves, everybody. It's nice to bond over that sort of thing. We just played Charlie XCX Apple just before, and someone texted and they said, guys, come on, this is the third time I have heard you play Apple today. And I was at work most of today.
Starting point is 00:45:20 I've been listening. And I text back, I just want to know if this is the right context. I text back to that. Haha, that's so brat of us. Is that the right way to use that? Am I using it correctly? Yeah, yeah, you nailed that. That is so brat of us. That is so brat.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's repeating songs, but it's still brat. Yeah, that's so brat. That's so brat. Breathing cleanse. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Oh, Dad.
Starting point is 00:45:47 This is Birthday Banger where we find out the number one song the day that you turned 16 and the first person to give it a go is Mitchell. Sup, Mitchell. What's up, guys? How's your day been? Oh, yeah, pretty good. I just finished work not so long ago. What do you do for Mahi, Mitchell?
Starting point is 00:46:03 I work at Rocket Lab. Get outi Mitchell? I work at Rocket Lab. Get out. You work at Rocket Lab? Yeah, man. With Peter Beck? Yeah. Do you work at the Auckland Rocket Lab site? Do you work at the Mahia Peninsula Rocket Lab site? Oh my god, I've got so many questions.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Just the one at Mount Wellington. Oh my god, that is such a cool job. Do you love it? Oh yeah it's awesome Are you a rocket scientist? No far from it Yeah Okay
Starting point is 00:46:32 Oh cool job man That's great Let's do your birthday banger What's your date of birth Mitchell? The 24th of January 1995 Okay Mitchell You
Starting point is 00:46:43 Were 16 in 2011 and this is your birthday banger. Woohoo! Yeah! Classic. Rocket Lab doing very well at the moment. Can I ask,
Starting point is 00:47:00 do you know what you're doing for the Rocket Lab Christmas party yet, Mitchell? No, we actually don't. It'll be good though, right? You'd do something good? Oh, hopefully, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, hey, wait there.
Starting point is 00:47:10 We're going to do a birthday banger for Aurora. Kia ora, Aurora. Hi. One of my favourite characters on Outrageous Fortune. You're 16 years old today. Oh, my God. Happy birthday. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:47:22 You've got a Halloween birthday. Yep. Do you a Halloween birthday. Yep. Do you have Halloween birthday parties? Not since I was five. Fair enough. Okay. Aurora, that means you were born in 2008. You're 16 today.
Starting point is 00:47:38 And the number one song today for your birthday banger is this. Tune. This is the brand new Bruno Mars and Rosé from Blackpink song. Do you like it? Haven't really heard it other than today on the radio. It's only just hitting the airwaves. It is the biggest song in the country right now. You've got a really good birthday banger. It's going to age well, I think, Aurora
Starting point is 00:48:08 Okay, wait there Happy birthday We'll do Charlene's birthday banger last Hi, Charlene Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? I'm good I've just got home from looking after my sister's puppies for a week
Starting point is 00:48:22 So I was just, yeah What kind of puppies? They're Shih Tzu Maltese. So there's four puppies, the mum and an extra one. So, yeah, so I've just walked in the door when I was listening to the radio on the way home and I was like, oh, should I ring it? Shih Tzu Maltese, correct me if I'm wrong,
Starting point is 00:48:41 that's a Maltese shit. I'll have to tell my sister that. I think that... She's got a Maltese shit. Yeah, well, they do. I'll bet they do. Yeah, anyway. Maltese shit machines.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Maltese shit machines. What's your date of birth, Charlene? 19th of November, 1977. All right, let's chuck you in the machine. You were 16 in 1993. Oh, my God. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, my Lord.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I reckon it suits you, Charlene. Probably. I'm just about 47, so I'm getting up there. Yeah. Come on! That song's a bit rude, actually, I think. Probably. Wait there.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Let's go to our panel today. Bree's away. So, Claudia, Ella, Clint, we all get a vote. What are we going for today? Bruno Mars. Rosé and Bruno we going for today? Bruno Mars. Rosé and Bruno Mars. Rosé and Bruno Mars or Inner Circle,
Starting point is 00:49:50 a la la la la la long. Which Bruno Mars has probably listened to. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Oh, can I vote for Charlene and Sweat? Yes, you can.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Okay. I want to vote for Mitchell with Grenade, I think. There you go, Clint. Oh, you get to decide. You're the decider. You're never the decider. Please make the right choice.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's Aurora's birthday today, so we're going to go with Aurora. Happy birthday, Aurora. You win birthday banger. Thank you. You're welcome. Bree and Clint. Here it is Number one today
Starting point is 00:50:27 You're on ZM Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger Today Is number one Today Because Aurora called up She turned 16
Starting point is 00:50:38 Today And that was a great choice I think So well done Me For choosing it If it was going to be anything else I would have gone with Charlene I think. So well done me for choosing it. If it was going to be anything else, I would have gone with Charlene.
Starting point is 00:50:55 You don't want just classic brooding, crooning Bruno Mars. Because I don't believe Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for you. It's quite an extreme thing to say. I don't think he'd jump in front of a train for you. Maybe not for me. Yeah. For who? Yeah, for me. Yeah, for Ella.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Next, Ella is going to present the top four hottest male musicians in the world. Yeah, according to People magazine. According to People magazine, they love doing this. And then she's going to do it according to her. Brie and Clint. Brie is not here today. She's having a day off. Our producer Ella came to us earlier today and said,
Starting point is 00:51:28 guys, do you want to know who the hottest four male musicians are in the world right now? According to People magazine, the people have spoken. It was a public vote. Yeah, we asked for some submissions on the text machine to be able to text in. We got one who I think is pretty close here. Sure.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Is this correct? Someone said hottest four male musicians Harry Styles, Nick Jonas, Justin Bieber and Bon Jovi. Wrong.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Very wrong. Bon Jovi. John Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. Or do they mean like baby Bon Jovi? They mean young Bon Jovi. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Probably. Banger though. Is that, that's not the list, is it? No, it's not the list. I have the list here. Okay. Number four. Number four, though. Is that, that's not the list, is it? No, it's not the list. I have the list here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Number four. Number four, according to People Magazine, the hottest, fourth hottest male musician in the world right now. You'll love it. It's Shaboosie. I did not expect Shaboosie to look like that. Really? He's very handsome.
Starting point is 00:52:24 He's lovely, yeah. He's got a great rig on him. All right. I expected, how do I say this? Because it's a drinking song. I expected someone a bit more rotund. To the drinker's build. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:39 I expected a beer body. He's got massive arms, eh? Huge arms. He works out for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're only at number four, guys. Calm down. Put it back in your pants.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Okay, number three. The third hottest musician in the world. Zach Bryan. Claudia's put a picture up of him which has horrific moon face. Oh, what? That's not what he looks like. This was the good picture. That is not the good picture.
Starting point is 00:53:10 You need a picture of him with a ciggy in his mouth. Yeah, get one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at those baby blues. Oh, that ended too soon. Okay, we'll move on. I love Zac Bryan. Yeah, I know you do.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Not physically, like musically. I feel like you're fizzing with this list. This second one, before I say, maybe a niche artist. Okay. But my favourite, his name is Role Model. We need this on the playlist. He did a campaign on his TikTok, kind of as a joke. His humour is very, like, dry and silly like that.
Starting point is 00:53:52 There's a handsome man. He campaigned for votes. Yeah, but as a joke. He was like, oh, guys, let's do this. Ha, ha, ha. That's very funny. Oh, is this voted on by people? Yeah, that's what he said.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Yeah, she did say that. I missed that, but I just thought People magazine decided. Is it people's choice? Yeah, yeah. So he campaigned. Oh, rig's what he said. Yeah, she did say that. I missed that, but I just thought People Magazine decided. Is it people's choice? Yeah, yeah, so he campaigns. That's so funny. He's a cutie patootie. I'd never seen him before, but he's like got that boyish kind of look to him. He's a very handsome, hairless man.
Starting point is 00:54:16 So lovely. He looks like a young, very young Mick Jagger? No. Who worked with Amy Winehouse? Mark Ronson. Oh, you're right. He looks like a very young Mark Ronson. Or like Troye Sivan's cousin. Oh, yeah, that's a good one with dark hair.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Yeah, Troye Sivan's hot cousin. Yeah, nice. So, yeah, definitely go listen to him. His name is Role Model. He's coming to the country. I like that clip that you played. Yeah, do you like the song? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Let's look at that woman. I'm dubious of any People's Choice Awards when someone with a massive TikTok following gets involved. Nah, he's,'s like funny on TikTok. He's got personality. Anyway, number one. The four hottest male musicians, according to People Magazine, number one is, of course, Harry Styles.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Heated, heated debate in the studio over the last 15 minutes as to not even the hottest musician, just the hottest One Directioner. Yeah, you guys got into it, eh? It's Harry. It's so undeniably Harry. I just feel like it has to be Zayn. He is beautiful. He's just the most beautiful one.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Claudia said take their fame away. Yeah, take the fame off Harry, take the fame off Zayn. I feel like Zayn would still be incredibly attractive and Harry, no shade, would just be a guy. Nah, nah, nah. Like a good-looking guy. I'm not saying he's not good-looking, but he would just be a guy. But we're not judging them without their fame.
Starting point is 00:55:43 We're judging them with their fame. Okay, Zayn still wins. And it's an intrinsic part of their hotness. I'm not discounting anything. I'm just saying that Zane is hotter. Do you even like Harry? Not to say Harry's not. I love Harry.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Ella, who's yours? I love him. Harry all the way. Harry all the way. He makes me, like, happy. Zane didn't even make the top four of People magazine's hottest people in the world. It's a popularity contest. It is a popularity contest.
Starting point is 00:56:04 And the most popular is Harry. Oh, that's so superficial, guys. Grow up. Brie and Clint. And that is the end of the show, everybody. Brie's been off today. She's hopefully going to be back with us tomorrow because tomorrow morning we're filling in for Fletch,
Starting point is 00:56:21 one and Hayley doing the ZM Breakfast Show, which is stupidly early. Yeah, we'll see you in 11 hours. Is anyone else nervous? About doing the breakfast show? Just a little bit. I hate an alarm. I'm just, yeah, I never sleep through my alarm.
Starting point is 00:56:33 What is the most important show on a radio station? The breakfast show. Win breakfast, win the day. It's a big gift for us, guys. Yeah, and last time we did it, I slept through my alarm, so. Okay, my turn this time. Yeah, right? I'll be here.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Okay. Yeah, fast turnaround. We've talked about all our things. What are we going to talk about tomorrow? Yeah, kind of run out. Nothing's going to happen to us overnight. There's going to be nothing to talk about. Do something fun tonight.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Well, I'm going to DJ some fancy awards ceremony tonight until like midnight. Perfect. Use everything for content. So I'll be coming in with like three hours sleep. Milk those people. Yeah, yeah. Hard. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Have a coffee enema and just get into it.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Yeah, all good. Shelve some no-dose. Do some bumping. Do... Dissense ourselves from that and we'll see you guys back tomorrow on the brand clint breakfast show bye brand clint on insta facebook tiktok and live weekdays from three on zm play zm

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