ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st October 2024
Episode Date: October 31, 2024Low effort Halloween costumes. Top 5 HOTTEST musicians. The pet peeves hotline. Don't even try to make negative comments about the haka. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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What up?
Bree's not here.
She's off sick.
But every time she is off sick, I still turn her microphone on.
See, watch.
See, this is Bree's microphone.
Isn't that a bit cute?
That even when she's not here, I still turn her microphone on.
Very cute.
Yeah, you're a man of habit, cutie.
And you miss her.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I miss her.
We miss her.
It's actually a lot funnier when she's here.
It's a lot funnier when she is here.
No, no, I'm joking.
Shady.
I'm being silly.
Clint, you're going to do a fantastic job.
We've got so much fun coming up.
Men have feelings too.
Preach. What are you feeling now? Hashtag feelings too. Preach.
What are you feeling now? Hashtag men too.
Can we start again?
Can we just go from the top again? Yeah.
Not great. Tim brings the microphone up. I think
it's bad energy. Yeah. Today
fun show. We're going to get someone else in the draw
to go to New York City
and go to the Jingle Ball. Yesterday
it was Trump which was producer Ella's choice.
She's a big fan.
So we'll let Claudia choose today.
No, no.
The mystery.
Hey, no, you had your chance yesterday.
Do not do that.
No, turn her off.
So Claudia will choose our mystery New Yorker today at four o'clock,
if you can guess who that is.
We'll put you in the draw to go to the Jingle Ball.
Can I talk?
Yes.
Kamala 2024.
Oh, someone's changed their tune.
Flip, flop.
I have a name!
Turn her off.
Four o'clock, your chance to go in the draw for the jingle ball.
First, though, tradie versus lady.
Six points ahead to the ladies.
If you're keen, 0800 dials it in.
We need a tradie and a lady to call through right now.
We're playing for $50 cash,
and we'll play after Sabrina Carpenter's bed, Kim.
No Ella, Kim Jong-un is not a New Yorker.
We can't do him.
Bree and Clint.
But let's get into tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Rare moment of vulnerability for me
As the
I was going to say years but actually months go by
I'm finding it harder and harder to read the screen
Where the names of our callers are
Like I'm really struggling
Because it's got their name, their location
Their information
Did you bring your glasses?
It doesn't help when Ella can't spell live in
That is right L-I-V-I-N Did you bring your glasses? It doesn't help when Ella can't spell live-in.
That is right.
L-I-V-I-N.
No, it's not live-in like live-in la vida loca.
What is it?
L-E?
Yeah.
L-E-V-I-N?
Yeah.
Apologies.
Well, she's just letting you know he's a living person.
Can I introduce them because it looks fun?
Sure, you can do that.
Okay, first up we've got a lady.
She's Lily from Westport 18 and knows the guy that won yesterday.
Hey Lily. Hi Lily.
Hello. Welcome to
Tradie vs Lady. Who won yesterday?
Bo. Bo,
that's right. Are you good friends?
Yeah, we are mate. Was he from
Livin? No, he
was from Westport. Oh, okay.
That's nowhere near Livin. No, we've got a Livin in Tradie. She's from Westport. She's from Westport. Oh, okay. There's nowhere near Livin.
No, we've got a Livin in Trady.
She's from Westport.
She's from Westport.
The Trady is from Livin.
Oh, God.
Are you listening?
I can't see anything.
I can't see any of these things.
Okay, Lily, you stick with us.
Lily from Westport.
Ella, next one.
Yep, yep.
We've got our Trady James.
He's from Livin.
L-E-V-I-N.
He's 25 and he just cut his long locks.
Hi, James from Levin.
How are you?
What's the best part about living in Levin?
Levina loca.
That's right.
I thought it was leave in Levin.
Oh, yeah, probably that too.
Your buzz is tradie.
Lily, you're the lady.
The first to three correct answers Will take home $50 cash today
Good luck guys
Claudia, you need to keep score
Today is October 31st
What's significant about that date?
Tradie
Yes, James
Halloween
Halloween
Lily, you gave it to him
Even after he'd buzzed in
Yeah, I know
She's trigger happy
She's ready to go
That's okay, you're going to get this one,
Lily. Question number two. Channing Tatum
and Zoe Kravitz have broken up,
which means Big Chan Dog is now
single. Name a Channing Tatum
movie. Trady.
James. 21 Jump
Straight. 21 Jump Straight.
That's okay, Lily. You're going to get this one,
aren't you? Yeah, hopefully.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on that buzzer.
Question number three.
Who sings this song?
Trady.
James.
Tyce Malone.
Tyce Malone is correct.
That's a...
Yeah, Trady Downshower.
That's right, Lily. We can't have two winners
from Westport
in two days
it'd be too much money
flooding into the Westport
economy wouldn't it
Yes it would
Yeah yeah yeah
Well thank you for playing
the ladies are still ahead
and James
you're the winner
we've got 50 bucks
coming your way
congratulations
Up the living
Up the living
Today is Halloween God my kids are excited they went to bed excited Woo! Up the living. Up the living. Bree and Clint.
Today is Halloween.
God, my kids are excited.
They went to bed excited.
They woke up excited.
Halloween has become such a huge deal in this country.
And I think it's awesome.
As someone who, if my mum's listening, sorry,
I was raised in a strictly anti-Halloween household.
And not for any kind of religious reasons or anything.
Mum just felt, in her words, it was American BS
and we didn't need it here.
She said, I don't have trick-or-treaters here.
We had a big sign outside our house that said,
no trick-or-treating here.
To be fair, she's not wrong.
She's not wrong.
But also, how fun.
Yeah, that's what it comes down to for me.
Because you still have that choice.
You can be anti-Halloween.
And I don't think you need to put the no Halloween here outside your house anymore.
If you don't have the fake spiderwebs outside your house,
kids know not to come to your house.
They'll be like, oh, they're not doing Halloween.
True.
Oh, is that my problem?
Because no one comes to my house.
Yeah, you need to dress it up.
Depends.
It's either that or you've got like a long driveway.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, no, no one's going up there.
Or an intimidating looking property as well.
Yeah, I have that as well.
And you've got a dog.
Do you have a sign?
Beware of the dog because kids don't like that.
They're actually, yes, we do have that too.
Oh, well, there you go.
Why is no one coming to my house?
Yeah, yeah.
You need to do a bit of decorating to get people to come.
I'll do some printing before I leave work.
We were talking earlier because all the big Halloween parties will go down this weekend.
And tonight
I guess, but Thursday.
I want a school night.
Tomorrow night, Halloween night, I reckon.
That's the adults Halloween. Tonight is kids Halloween.
Tomorrow is adult Halloween.
And Claudia, you were saying you
have an outfit ready to go, but you have put
minimal effort into your Halloween costume.
You know what's even worse is I don't have an outfit
for me, but I do have one for my dog.
I saw your
dog's outfit today. Yeah, it's pretty good. He's dressed
as Chapel Roan. He's a Midwest
princess. It's so funny.
It is very good. I have
a party to go to, but I've done
like I've put literally zero thought
into it, but I'm like, I don't want to spend
any money. I want to use what I already have.
Low budget, low effort, maximum output.
Yeah, yeah.
And what have you landed on?
Well, someone called up the other day
and they had a great idea to be like Morgan Wallen with a chair.
And I was like, that's so funny.
Yeah, so funny one.
Because I have cowboy boots and I could just bring it
or I could even borrow a chair from the house.
So what are the central tenets of Morgan Wallen?
Cowboy boots?
Moustache.
Moustache.
Do you have a banjo?
Hat.
Cigarette?
Is he a smoker?
Oh, yeah, I could be.
And then I'll just wear a badge that says,
hello, my name is Morgan Wallen.
I'm Morgan Wallen.
And you carry around a collapsible chair.
Yeah.
And at random parts of the night you throw it.
Just chuck it.
I've always found Steve Jobs to be a very easy Halloween costume to do
because you just need blue jeans, some tube socks, some sneans.
Is it a black turtleneck that he wears?
Yeah, but you'd get away with a grey turtleneck as well.
And then if you put a fanny pack on it?
You'd even get away with a black tucked in t-shirt.
Although people might confuse you with The Rock.
I was going to say, you put a fanny pack and a necklace, you've got a twofer.
And then you're The Rock.
Do you bring an apple, just to clarify?
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Or an old, old iPhone.
Yeah.
We actually have one here.
I could borrow it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because Steve Jobs never saw the current iPhone.
That would be a flaw in your outfit.
Oh, true.
If you took an iPhone 15, that's...
Get one of those really deep Mac computers then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We want to ask people,
what's your low effort Halloween costume
that you've got planned?
Maybe you're wearing it out trick-or-treating tonight.
Maybe you're wearing it out to a party this weekend.
But you've put minimal effort in.
You may have just put it together
from things lying around the house.
Or you might have gone and got something,
but you want to be comfortable.
So do the classic mummy wrapped in toilet paper.
Mummy wrapped in toilet paper.
The toilet paper is very expensive.
It's easy.
And then tomato sauce for blood, but that gets a bit stinky.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The sheet.
The sheet ghost.
That's easy and cool, actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you'd leave early.
Because you're ghosting.
You don't tell anyone.
Yeah.
And then you just hop straight onto your bed in the sheet.
Best costume ever.
What's your low effort Halloween costume?
Inspire us.
Brie and Clint.
You know what's really scary?
Putting too much effort into your costume.
So this afternoon we want to know...
What's your low effort Halloween costume that you're arranging?
What did you say you were going to do for this weekend, Claudia?
I'm not sure yet.
Still not sure.
But you don't want to put in much effort at all.
Nah.
No.
I'm looking at all my old costumes, and I used to put in heaps of effort.
But you can reuse those so long as you're going to a new party.
Should I go as Billy Ray Cyrus again then?
They don't hit as hard on Instagram, though, when you post the picture, do they?
So we're asking, what's your low-effort Halloween costume?
Someone said, my kids asked my brother to take them trick or treating. And he said, why
don't you ask your mum to take
you? I said, you're already ugly
so you don't need a costume.
So
go as ugly, I guess, is the suggestion
there. That's a good one. Thank you very much.
Someone else texted and said,
my Halloween costume this year is
somebody on house arrest.
I can go as me, but with a black watch
around my ankle. Oh yeah, the homemade ankle
bracelet. That's a good one too. Plus you don't
have to leave the house if you don't want to.
Let's go to Ash. I know
$800 at him. Hi Ash.
Hello. It's Halloween, but
some people don't want to put in much effort. What's your low
effort Halloween costume?
Firstly, long time listener.
First time caller. Uh ohoh, okay, yes,
we can do that for you,
no problems.
But in a spooky way.
Yeah.
First time caller.
What's your costume?
It's really, it's not that great.
But hindsight, it was really bad.
I was a teenager
and I really couldn't
think of anything
so I just wore black
and went as night time
you went black
and went as night time
did you put any stars
on you or anything
like that or no
just black
no just black
yeah right
yeah no
I'm glad I didn't
paint myself black though
because it wouldn't
have gone down well
yeah no that wouldn't
have aged well
in the photos eh
it's not black face I'm glad I didn't paint myself like that because it wouldn't have gone down well. Yeah, no, that wouldn't have aged well in the photos, eh?
It's not blackface.
I'm nighttime.
Okay, thanks, Ash, the long-time listener, first-time caller.
Louise is here.
Hi, Louise.
Hiya, how's it going?
We're good.
Have you got a low-effort Halloween costume for us?
I do. One year, I put on a cute clubbing outfit
and then I took some white face paint
and I just like splattered it on my face a little bit haphazardly.
Then I had a little name tag that said Eileen.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, we get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't need to finish that one.
Just checking. That was very close, yeah. You don't need to finish that one. Just checking.
That was very close, Louise.
Come on, Louise.
There we go.
Thank you.
We appreciate it.
We're talking low effort Halloween costumes.
Someone texted and said, put two bits of cardboard,
one on the front and one on the back,
and write the different petrol prices on the cardboard
because gas prices are scary.
Clever.
Someone said my partner is dressing up as a builder
for a Halloween party this weekend.
He is a builder by trade.
That's the ultimate in low effort Halloween costumes.
Should I dress like a radio person?
I'll just bring my headphones that I'm currently wearing. I was going to say, how do I dress like a radio person? I'll just bring my headphones that I'm currently wearing.
I was going to say, how do you dress as a radio person?
Probably just headphones.
Headphones, yeah.
I'm going to wear my work uniform to a party this weekend
and go as a clown because that's how I feel some days.
And someone said it's my 30th birthday this weekend,
so I'll be going as an old lady.
Oh, my God, you wish.
Thank you, everybody.
Enjoy your trick-or-treating tonight.
If you're a child of the 90s, this will make you feel very old.
Forrest Gump, the movie, came out 30 years ago in the year 1994.
It's one of the greatest movies of all time.
Everyone here has seen Forrest
Gump, haven't they? Claudia, you've seen Forrest Gump?
Obviously. Absolutely.
It's one of the five movies that I've seen as well.
Tom Hanks
has given an interview
where he's revealed one of the
key parts of
Forrest Gump, the movie, almost didn't
happen. Take a listen to this.
It was Forrest's run across the country.
Me or my brother Jim, we resemble each other quite a bit.
He would go like to the places with a mini unit
and we would go off every weekend and run all weekend long.
But the studio, before we started it,
the studio guy says, you're going to have to cut that.
I got this call from my agent.
The director, Bob Zemeckis, wants to talk to you.
Bob came out and he said,
Tom, I cannot make a movie without the star of the movie as my soulmate.
So you and I have to be joined at the hip through all of this.
We said, let's knock money out of our salary and we will pay for it ourselves.
And it was a lot of money.
So we split it right down the middle.
Isn't that incredible?
They almost didn't film the bit where Forrest runs across America,
which is one of the most important,
I mean, it's all important moments,
but you know,
and then Sir Tom Hanks said
him and the director
ended up paying for those to be shot
and they shot them all on location
in the different parts of America
that they were,
which would have cost a fortune,
but they did a deal
where they got more of the ticket sale for the movie,
so I think they ended up doing better off out the back end of it.
Anyway, I found it fascinating.
And on the back of that,
Ella has asked if we could do a scene from Forrest Gump this afternoon.
And I thought, what better opportunity to get back into our acting situation, right?
I do love acting.
We've been practising hard.
Yeah.
We've got, what, what? No, we love acting. We've been practising hard. Yeah.
What? No, we have been.
We haven't. There's so many iconic scenes in Forrest Gump.
I love that Jenny run, Jenny.
The only directive I gave
you was that we won't do
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Why? Because it's overdone.
But it's iconic. And it's just him and
some old woman sitting on a bench.
Yeah, it's reflective.
So what is the scene
that you,
I'm a bit nervous about this.
You haven't shown us
the scene prior to us doing it.
We haven't been able
to have a read through
or anything.
No, because I kind of
wanted raw energy.
So this is going to be
Jenny one line
and Forrest.
It's the sad scene
where, spoiler,
Jenny has passed.
Okay.
And it's more of you. I want to hear you
monologuing because you did theatre sports.
So I want emotion. There's not much
to it. It's a bit of a paragraph
but there's not too much. Okay. But I need
pauses. You can sniffle.
This is a friggin' stitch up.
This is all me.
This is all me.
There's a line for Ella too.
I have to say something.
Claudia, do you want to?
No, I don't want to.
Well, I'm saying this as Jenny, not as Ella,
so don't get your panties in a twist.
All right.
Is there anything in the background of this or is it just...
I mean, we can cue sad music if you want.
Do you want sad music?
You don't have anything, do you?
Claudia can get it for you.
Sad music.
Have a little Google.
Should we come back?
Are you getting into the zone
Should we come back
With our big Forrest Gump scene
It needs something behind it
You need to find out
What goes behind the scene
Oh okay we can come back
Oh you've got it
Yeah
Okay
Alright
We're appeared it's fine
Okay let's do it
Cue the Sam Music
This is our big Forrest Gump scene
I love you You died on a Sunday morning
And I had you placed under our tree
And I had that house that your father bulldozed to the ground
Mum always said dying was a part of life
I sure wish it wasn't
Am I going to get cancelled for doing that voice?
No, it's an impression.
Finish the line.
Live full. Aww. That's so sad. Finish the line. Live full.
Oh.
It's so sad.
I love you, Jenny.
I love you.
Jenny!
No!
That's good.
We've desecrated a wonderful movie this afternoon.
And you know what?
That's part of the acting process.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Bree's off today. Hopefully
back with us tomorrow. We are filling in for
Fletch, Fawn and Hayley tomorrow morning.
So early birds for a Friday.
I found this interesting. Forbes
has released a list of the
highest paid dead celebrities.
So celebrities who continue
to earn after they've passed away.
Quick poll of the room. Who do you
guys think the highest paid dead celebrity is?
Michael Jackson.
Yeah, Michael Jackson.
Surely, eh?
Surely.
I was going to say a Beatle, but...
Elvis?
No.
John Lennon, I don't know.
Elvis would always be up there.
Really?
Yeah, John Lennon, a Beatle would definitely be up there, I'm sure.
Is it just musicians or like celebs in general?
Nah, it's celebs.
It's anybody in entertainment, really.
I've got the top ten here.
We'll rattle through them quickly.
But first of all, special honourable mention
to the late, great Whitney Houston,
who came in at place number 13.
Due in no small part, I'm sure,
to royalties still accrued from being played
in Birthday Banger.
At least once a week.
No one's playing more Whitney Houston, except maybe The Breeze.
Okay, number 10, you picked one of them.
John Lennon from The Beatles is the 10th highest paid dead celebrity.
John Lennon still earns $28 million a year.
Whoa.
Does that go to his estate?
Yeah, it'll go to Yoko or...
What?
It's got a couple of kids.
I don't know where it goes, but yeah, it'll go to his estate.
Yeah, yeah.
Matthew Perry is actually number nine
on the list of highest-earning dead celebrities.
Hey, anybody know a good tailor?
You need some clothes altered?
No, no.
I'm just looking for a man
to draw on me with chalk.
Royalties?
That was my betting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be because there's lots of,
say like TVNZ has friends.
Yes.
Do they get paid?
Yes.
I guess they would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
They used to earn something crazy.
And I imagine this is where
all of his come from.
Matthew Perry,
this is the New Zealand dollars,
his estate earns $30 million a year.
Holy.
Which means that the other,
because they all got paid equally on that show.
Yeah.
So they could do nothing.
Yeah.
They could do nothing for the rest of,
it would go down over time, but you know.
Half his money is probably from that movie
he did with Zac Efron.
Oh yeah, true.
Half of it went from that.
And then some of that one from where he was a grumpy radio host.
Do you remember that TV series that he did?
No.
I think he was like a grumpy talkback host or sports host.
That's going to be you when you're old.
I'm joking.
I love you.
I wish.
Yeah, you wish.
Number eight is Charles M. Schultz, who's the man who came up with Snoopy.
And Peanuts.
Oh, the cartoon?
Because all those cartoons still get published.
And then merch and all of that.
Oh, yeah, every book's merchandising on every one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy who made Snoopy.
Snoopy?
Snoopy, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, Peanuts.
Yeah, Peanuts.
Still makes $50 million a year.
Bob Marley is number seven.
He's got a lot of kids though.
That might be being split a lot of ways.
$56 million for Bob Marley a year.
Prince came in at number six.
Purple rain, purple rain. Prince came in at number six 58 million dollars a year for Prince
The guy from the cars came in at number five
Number four was Elvis
Yeah
Elvis' music
I guess he would have had to get a cut from the movie maybe
because it had a lot of music in it.
Yeah, surely.
If he'll go through the estate.
He's still making $83 million a year.
Oh, George.
And he's not dead, so.
What?
He lives on Mars now.
Yeah, yeah.
Or on one of the poles.
Him and Tupac.
Right?
No, he didn't tour outside the States.
Yeah.
You're right, Ella.
Number three, the third highest earning dead, and it's not really celebrity, but entertainer,
I guess, is Dr. Seuss.
Oh.
The person who wrote the Dr. Seuss books, Dr. Seuss, is the third highest earning dead
celebrity in the world, according to Forbes magazine.
Dr. Seuss still brings in $125 million a year.
That's interesting because he obviously writes books,
does the characters and all of that.
Yes.
Is it A.A. Milne who does Winnie the Pooh?
Yes.
I would have thought that if he's, he's probably dead, right?
That I feel like would have earned more because that's still.
You reckon Pooh over Seuss?
I feel like I see Pooh everywhere.
But you see.
The bear.
Yeah. What is it, Dr. Seuss? Is like the Lor see poo everywhere. But you see... The bear. Yeah.
What is it, Dr. Seuss?
Is it like the Lorax, the movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's a great movie.
In the first edition, Dr. Seuss, like Green Eggs and Ham,
sell for...
Oh, the places you'll go, sell for crazy money.
Here's a fun fact about Dr. Seuss.
They've continued to write Dr. Seuss books
in the style of Dr. Seuss,
and they just say it's a Dr. Seuss book. Oh, I don't like that. Like there could be a Dr. Seuss books in the style of Dr. Seuss and they just say it's a Dr. Seuss
book. Oh, I don't like that. Like there could be a
Dr. Seuss book written about COVID.
Weird. About the pandemic. AI could
probably do it. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and they just, yeah.
Number two, second highest earning dead
celebrity is Freddie Mercury.
Queen.
Queen.
Go off Queen.
Go off Queen. Huge jump Yeah. Go off, Queen. Go off, Queen.
Oh, bad enough.
Huge jump, $417 million a year for Freddie Mercury's estate.
Oh, wow.
That's huge.
Where does it go?
That's ginormous.
Where does that money go?
Yeah, where does it go?
I'll have some.
He didn't have any kids.
Yeah.
To the cats.
To the cats.
Remember he left, in the movie we found out he left that whole,
a whole huge part of his estate to the woman that he was married to. cats. To the cats. Remember he left, in the movie we found out he left that whole, a whole huge part of his estate
to the woman
that he was married to?
Aww.
And the number one,
highest earning,
Ooh, yeah.
dead celebrity,
Michael Jackson.
Wacko Jacko still gets
$600 million a year.
What?
That is so insanely...
Oh, my God.
So his kids will get that?
He's dead.
He's cancelled.
He's been gone for almost 20 years,
and he still makes $600 million a year.
Jeez.
Yeah.
I wonder where that fits on the list of, like, living celebs, too.
That's a great question.
Is he one of the highest-earning dead or alive yeah highest earning dead or alive celebrities
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You tell me yours and then choose who to go up against between Clint or Claudia.
The aim is to have the most.
So use what you know about Clint and what you know about producer Claudia
to gauge who to go up against.
Hi, Jessica.
Hello.
How are you going?
I'm doing good, thank you.
Okay, 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line.
Have you been told what the thing is today?
Yes.
Okay, what was it?
How many photos or how many videos or how many cards?
How many videos you have on your phone.
Right, Jessica?
Yes.
Do you have that?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
How many, Jessica, how many videos on your phone do you have?
250.
250?
I feel like that's not much.
That's pretty good.
Okay, so now that you have that,
who do you think is going to have less than you to win?
Ella.
Ella?
Well, you can put Ella in there today.
Yeah?
Why don't you play Ella?
Okay.
Your choices are Ella, Claudia, or me, Clint.
I will tell you
that Ella does videos for our
show. That's her job, is to make the show's
videos, so she may have a fair few
of those on her phone, but that doesn't mean you don't have
to choose her. You can still choose me.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay, I'll go for Clint.
You're going to go for me. Clint.
Yeah, I'm going to go for Clint. Alright.
That's fair, because I had 1 for Clint. You're going to go for me? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go for Clint. All right. All right.
That's fair because I had 1,700.
1,700?
Videos, yeah.
Jessica, I will tell you, I do make a lot of videos of my kids.
Oh, no.
And I do make some pretty mediocre TikToks as well.
So you sure?
Last chance you want to go with me.
Are you sure you want to go with me and not Claudia?
Yeah, I'll go for Claudia.
You're going for Claudia?
Okay.
Turn it around.
You know what, Jessica?
I'll tell you, you made a good decision there because I had 2,480 videos on my phone.
Jeez.
So it's all down to Claudia.
Okay, Jessica, did you say you have 250?
I think I've maybe had maybe a bit more.
I'm not sure 300?
probably
probably over 500
oh it's over 500 now
we'll say 500
yeah yeah yeah
it's done
yeah yeah
yeah you missed some
there was a whole number
folded that you hadn't checked
oh it's 520
520
yeah yeah yeah
okay Jessica
I can tell you
that I have got
two
thousand oh and 65 videos Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Jessica, I can tell you that I have got 2,065 videos.
Oh, my gosh.
You had no chance.
I'm so sorry.
We all have so many.
Why do we have so many?
Yeah.
Jessica's busy living in the moment.
Yeah, right.
I mean, it's my job.
I've got so many photos of you guys on it.
She's seeing life in 3D, not through her phone.
2D.
Jess, you didn't win the game, but we're still going to send you some KFC, okay?
Okay, thank you.
Sweet as.
That was fun.
If you have any, what is it, topic themes?
Topic suggestions, yeah.
Let me know.
9696, text them in.
Crazy how Jessica's video account just doubled.
Maybe she was videoing as she was talking.
True, true, true.
There must have been some upload to the cloud while we were still talking. She saw a duck. Yeah, yeah. The kids were she was talking. True, true, true. She must have been somewhat low into the cloud.
She saw a duck. Yeah, yeah.
Kids were doing something funny. Yeah, cool.
Happens. Happens.
Bree and Clint. All Blacks are back
this weekend, which I love. I'm a
huge All Blacks fan. If you
are excited and you want to get up
to watch the All Blacks, good news.
They'll play England at 4 o'clock
on Sunday morning.
I'll be there.
4am. You can watch it live
on Sky Sport or you can
watch the replay later on or
you can, I don't know, skip it. I don't know, but I'll be watching
it. I've decided I'm going to watch it. Live?
Well, we have to go to the airport at 7am
to fly to Sydney. So I thought
we might as well just get up a couple of hours early and watch
it. Watch it while you pack your bags.
Yeah.
And then fly to Sydney and then be two hours back in time and then have a day which is
like five hours longer than usual.
Oh, it will be munted.
That sounds like a really good plan.
All Blacks are playing England.
They're playing England for the third time this year.
They played them twice at the start of the year.
England came here.
There was a player that came here called Joe Marla.
If you are rugby minded or you follow the podcast,
he is the guy who has like the colourful mohawk,
big fat white guy.
He's a prop that plays for England.
He's made the news because he went on Twitter or X
or whatever you want to call it.
And he wrote this.
The hucker needs binning.
It's ridiculous.
Why?
He then got so much backlash from that tweet
that he deleted his Twitter account.
The whole account?
The whole account.
He deleted his whole account.
That is so insane.
He's since reactivated it and he's tried to defend what he said.
But actually, he said what he said.
And they always do this.
They always do this. Northern Hemisphere teams always do this what he said and they always do this. They always do this.
Northern Hemisphere teams
always do this,
particularly the English
will always do this.
They try and say things like this
to get under our skin
as a country
and it works.
Okay?
And then we blame them
off the internet.
And then we get angry
and we get rocked up
and then we get mad and they hope that the up. We get mad and we get even.
And they hope that the players see it and they get distracted from it.
They always bloody do this.
I feel like –
And we always do the same thing.
The news agencies then call Buck Shelford and they say,
Buck Shelford, do you want to comment on this?
And he's like, I bloody do want to comment on this.
It's bloody ridiculous.
It's a stalwart of world rugby.
It's about pride and mana.
And then the English are like,
well, maybe it's not fair that they get to do a haka.
And then we go, well, you're welcome to do something back.
Do your own thing.
You're welcome to do some kind of, it's a cultural exchange.
You're welcome to do something back.
Have a cup of tea on the field.
I don't know.
Yeah, Fiji, do something back.
Samoa, do something back when we play them.
Tonga, do something back.
Yeah, you're most welcome to.
But yes, that begs the question, Claudia,
if there was to be a cultural response from the English rugby team,
what would it be?
They should curtsy.
They could curtsy.
They could do something Spider-Man related.
They love singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
Oh, they do, don't they?
It's not even theirs.
It's an African-American slave song.
Oh.
Isn't it?
I mean, that would track.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
What else could they do as the English fans?
Sing some Queen.
Sing some Queen.
Yeah, there was a time when the Aussies kicked up about the Haka
and they sung Waltzing Matilda back,
which I actually thought was quite good.
I thought that was quite good just to do something
that got people involved.
But this is the problem.
This is the problem.
If you don't have something,
then you're always going to be miffed
because you do just have to stand there
and watch the Haka.
And I don't agree with that rule
where they say that the players aren't allowed
to cross the halfway line.
You're not allowed to advance on the Haka.
Why don't you agree with it?
Because I reckon you should be able to challenge back in some way.
You should be able to walk towards,
because the All Blacks are laying down a challenge to you with the hucka.
You should be allowed to face the challenge in some way, shouldn't you?
Was it the French team that made that triangle shape?
The Flying V, yes.
That was cool.
That was excellent.
I really liked that.
And they did that in the Rugby World Cup final,
and it was phenomenal, and they got fined for it.
Oh, worth it.
But who cares?
It's worth it.
It's worth it.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
But anyway, this guy who did that tweet,
he's not even playing this weekend.
He's got a broken foot.
Oh.
Idiot.
And we don't endorse bullying.
We don't.
But if you need to,
like if you've got some bullying that you need to get out of your system.
Joe Marla.
No.
Is his name.
And he's got stupid haircuts.
And he's a big dum-dum.
Don't go down to his level.
We're better than that.
And Joe Marla needs binning.
He's ridiculous.
So up your bum, Joe Marla.
You feel better?
Yeah.
Brian Clint.
Brian Clint.
Hugh Grant, who most people will know as the Prime Minister from the movie Love Actually.
What else do we know Hugh Grant from?
He was the Oompa Loompa in the recent Willy Wonka.
Yes, he was.
They shrunk him down.
He was in Love Actually?
Yeah, that's what I said.
He was the Prime Minister in Love Actually.
And he was in...
What was the Julia Roberts one he was in?
Oh my gosh, my favourite movie, Notting Hill.
Notting Hill.
Was he in song and lyrics?
Is that a movie?
He was the guy on the other side of,
I'm also just a girl.
As something in a boy.
Asking you to love me.
He was the guy that had that said to him, wasn't he?
Crushed it.
He's doing publicity at the movie
because at the moment he's in a new horror movie.
He's done an interview where he's gone into full grumpy old man mode.
And if you see him now, he's grumpy old man age, Hugh Grant.
And he has talked about what his pet peeves are.
Does anybody agree with these as pet peeves?
I walk around the streets peeving.
I don't like people walking slowly.
I don't like people with backpacks.
I don't like people with backpacks on their front.
I don't like people with backpacks and water bottles. I don't like water bottles. What's the whole water bottle thing?
Why do my children have to go to school with the water? They have to cart water across London.
What's wrong with a drinking fountain? I mean, don't get me started. I don't like leaf blowers,
roadworks with no people working on them. I agree with the roadworks with no people
working on them. I agree with slow walkers. Yeah, that's annoying.
Move out the way.
I don't agree with being annoyed at water bottles.
Or bags.
That's random.
That's funny.
Buck pucks.
Especially on your front.
I don't agree with buck pucks on the front.
No, I get that one.
You'd be like, what are you up to, bruh?
But the rest of them, they just seem like things that as you get older,
you get grumpier at more things.
That sounds like a man who's angry at the youth is what that sounds like.
Yeah, in loud sounds.
It doesn't mean that you have to be old to have a list of pet peeves though.
And once you identify, once you self-identify a pet peeve,
I think that's a bad thing because then your brain knows what to look out for.
If you just randomly get annoyed by things every now and then,
you won't pick up on it as much.
But once you identify
something that is your pet peeve, your brain
will look for it. It's like
when you want to buy a certain
type of car, you start seeing that
car everywhere, even though the car's always
existed. I'm mad about a certain car, and now
every time they cut me off or anything,
I'm like, oh, it's always this car. What sort of car
is it? It's a Prius.
Every time I get cut off or pushed off the road, or like, yeah, every time it's always this car. What sort of car is it? It's a Prius. Oh. Every time I get cut off or pushed off the road.
Or like, yeah, every time it's a Prius.
So let's do some pet peeves.
Yay.
One of my pet peeves, and I've talked to Bree about this one.
She doesn't agree.
It's people who wear outdoor hats indoors.
And by that I mean.
Do you mean all hats?
No, I'm fine with a cap indoors.
But an outdoor hat I would class as
anything with a wide brim. Like a
fedora or a festival hat
or something like that. A fashion hat.
Yeah, a fashion hat.
Fine outside. Fine at the races.
Fine at a sporting event.
Fine in the stands. As soon as you go past that threshold
you take it off. But once you step indoors, you remove
your hat. Thank you very much. you step indoors, you remove your hat.
Thank you very much.
Even a cowboy would remove his cowboy hat.
True.
Very polite.
One of my pet peeves.
Claudia?
Sorry to be the grammar police, but I've noticed a lot on Instagram.
People say it was so great to be a part of this.
But it's one word, apart.
They say one word, but it's a space part.
Oh, my God.
Do people say apart? Yes. And they say a lot, say one word, but it's a space part. Oh my god, do people say apart?
Yes, and they say a lot, but one word.
It's a space lot. Yes, apart is a
completely separate word. You've got to put it apart.
If we're grammaring,
people who... It's not one word. But that is
a word, but not in that context.
To be a part of something is different
to being apart from somebody. If you're apart
one word, you're like separated. If you're a part one word you're like separated.
If you're a part of something you're included in it.
Let that go. It's the opposite.
People who can't finish their
sentences and they always put dot dot dot
on the end of every single sentence.
Because finish your sentence.
I actually use it in captions just to annoy you.
Finish. I know and I delete them.
I'm nauseous.
I go in and edit them. I go in and finish your sentences delete them. I'm nauseous! I go in and edit them.
I go in and finish your sentences for you.
I'm going to correct you on your job soon when you muck up.
Okay, what's one of your pet peeves, Ella?
That, but also you guys do it so much.
I can't help being young and not knowing certain things, and then you guys, you don't know this person?
Yeah, I'm 24 now.
I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, you don't know this person? Yeah, I'm 24 now. I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you don't like being...
You're very sheltered.
You don't like being made to feel your age.
I just...
Yeah, it's going to happen.
People, when I am older...
Yeah, but it's funny to us.
It's funny to us.
And I'm like...
Yeah, no, fair enough.
Okay.
I don't like it when people are walking down the street
and looking at their phone
and not looking where they're going
to peeve of mine.
And I like to, I sometimes like to stand in their way.
So I will start walking in their walking lane.
Stop it.
And when I get close to them, I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
So that they have to look up.
Yeah.
No, I won't let them hit me, but I'll get close and I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yep. I don't like when people me, but I'll get close enough. I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yep.
I don't like when people take up both sides of the escalator.
I was literally just thinking that.
You go any other country in the world, any other country,
people stay to the left on the escalator.
So people who are fast walkers and want to climb the escalator stairs can go up the other side.
Speaking of escalators, when people,
it's more of an issue that they can't figure out how to get onto it,
so I should just let it happen.
But when they take too long,
they don't just stride on,
they stand at the top
or the bottom
and just take a second
to get on
and slow everyone else.
I get a bit confused.
Hesitant escalator walkers.
This is fun.
This feels good.
So let's open it up.
We can do more
in a minute as well.
I have more.
You got more?
0800 dial ZM
or text to 9696.
What's your pet peeve?
If this was talkback, what's the thing you would like to complain
about this afternoon?
Grumpy old man Hugh Grant has
voiced a list of pet peeves of
his and it's funny.
Look, if not all of them are accurate, it's funny.
I walk around the streets peeving. I don't like people
walking slowly. I don't like people with backpacks.
I don't like people with backpacks on their slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks on their front.
I don't like people with backpacks and water bottles.
I don't like water bottles.
What's the whole water bottle thing?
Why do my children have to go to school with a water bottle?
They have to cart water across London.
What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
I mean, don't get me started.
I don't like leaf blowers, roadworks with no people working on them.
God, if you were angry at water bottles,
you'd spend so much of your time being angry these days.
They're very trendy.
Yeah, you've got to let that go.
They're a fashion statement these days.
They are.
We've been voicing our peeves.
Claudia said that one of her pet peeves is Prius drivers
because whenever there's a car that's causing an issue on the road,
it's always a Prius.
It's always a Prius.
We've got texts from people going,
it's always a Prius.
It is always a Prius.
So we're asking you guys to open up about your pet peeves.
You had another one you wanted to share, Ella?
Yeah, when people hear that I like Taylor Swift
and then they think it's a good idea to bag on Taylor Swift.
Like, I'm not the audience for that.
Please keep your opinions to yourself.
Yeah, but she had two jets.
Oh, don't.
Please don't.
She had two jets.
That makes me happy.
What about the daughterals? Yeah, what about the daughterals at Bethel's Beach? Lucy is here. Kia, don't. Please don't. She had two jets. What about the daughterals? Yeah, what about the
daughterals at Bethel's Beach?
Lucy is here. Kia ora, Lucy.
Hiya. What's your pet peeve,
Lucy? My
biggest pet peeve is when people tailgate
you when you're driving. I cannot
stand it. Me too. It is so
annoying and it is the most frustrating
thing on this planet. When you're doing the
speed limit, eh, and they get right up your bum,
they get right up your bum, they've got no right to be there,
they get right up your bum.
I like to make sure I'll still do the speed limit.
I don't want to incite road rage, but I will not do a single K over it, Lucy.
If it's 50, I'll sit on 50.
I'll do 49, you know, just to really, you know, really wind them up.
That's the way to do it.
That's the way to do it.
Probably a Prius driver as well, eh, Claude?
Oh, almost definitely.
Almost definitely a Prius driver.
I've got another pet peeve.
Yeah?
When you're on a multi-lane road and you're on the fast lane
and the speed limit's 50 and you tailgate them
and they don't move out of the way.
Oh, you're doing some tailgating.
If it's a multi-lane road.
In the passing lane.
And you're in the fast lane.
Yeah, yeah.
And you're not getting out of my way,
I remember Brodie Kane when she was on this show,
she specifically said, I'm not moving out of the way.
You can deal with it.
She got hate for that.
From me.
Oh, from you.
Yeah, terrible.
She got roasted for it.
Get out of the way.
People are like, what if there's a first responder that needs to get past?
Oh, that's separate.
Pet peeve is 100% footpath etiquette.
This is the text.
Move over.
What makes you feel like you've got the right to take up the whole footpath?
I am raging just thinking about it.
I'm glad we gave you the opportunity to get that off your chest.
Sarah is here.
I know $800 a day.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
What's your pet peeve, Sarah?
My pet peeve is people chewing gum with their mouth open.
And I don't know why.
It's just very frustrating to me.
We've had a lot of people text in about loud chewers
and also loud breathers.
Like, does that irk you?
Any kind of unnecessary mouth noise?
Is that an irk for you, Sarah?
It depends who it's from.
I mean, I've got kids, so they are loud and noisy at times.
Are they mouth breathers, though?
One of them is, yes.
Yeah, right.
That's cute when it's your kid, though, isn't it?
It is, yeah.
Your cute little mouth.
But when it's someone else, it's someone else.
No, thank you.
Someone said, I hate it when people stand too close to you in a queue
and you can feel their breath on your neck.
Oh, I had that the other day at Mitre 10.
It was like there were two checkouts open.
There were two people at each of the,
there's a person at each of the checkouts.
I was waiting for my turn
and there was only another two people in the queue.
It wasn't like it was a really busy day.
The person must have been standing 30 centimetres from my back.
You do that like random shoulder check
and you're like, oh, hello.
Oh, I wanted to like take a step backwards. I've had someone who their foot literally was touching my back. You do that like random shoulder check and you're like, oh, hello. Oh, I wanted to take a step backwards. I've had someone who their
foot literally was touching my foot.
I'm like, why? Or you do that thing where you put your arms
out like you're a helicopter and you spin around
and you go, this is my personal space.
I stand there with my hands on my hips. This is my
circle. We're not in a mosh pit.
We're not in a mosh pit. You do not
need to be on my frickin' ass. Just turn around
and face them.
Nate is here.
Hi, Nate.
Hey.
What's your pet peeve?
Oh, you sound ready to go, Nate.
You sound fired up.
What's your pet peeve?
When I hear the bag of pipes outside of Scotland.
You're fine with it if it is in Scotland, Nate?
Yeah. You hear them in the most random places you would expect them to be if it is in Scotland, Nate? Yeah.
You hear them in the most random places you'd expect them to be.
They belong in Scotland.
How often are you in Scotland?
Not that often.
Right.
You just hate bagpipes.
Yes.
You wouldn't enjoy a Christmas parade, then a Santa parade?
Oh, they're fun, but the bagpipes aren't the best part.
You wouldn't enjoy, like, even at, like, a dawn service, there's bagpipes at a dawn service.
You couldn't get amongst that, could you?
No.
Don't go to a Highlanders game in Invercargill.
In fact, don't go to Dunedin.
In fact, don't go to Dunedin at all, Nate.
You'd fricking hate it.
There we go.
Yeah, I would then, I guess.
Okay, thank you for sharing.
We appreciate it.
Pet Peeves, let's rattle through some more.
Someone said people who wear Crocs in the gym.
What is that?
I've actually worked out in Crocs before.
It's surprisingly comfortable.
Is it safe? I don't know.
Someone said grammar. When people don't know
when they should be using their,
their or their. Ah!
Kill me now. Preach. They also
said English is my second language
and if I can get it right, why can't
you? 100%. I'm
such a grammar police. Spelling, commas, apostrophes,
all of that.
I'm like, please just, I'll spell check it for you.
Someone said, my pet peeve is Christmas crap starting in September.
It is one day a year.
You can have all of December but leave September, October and November alone.
I will agree with September and October.
I'm happy for Christmas stuff to start happening in November.
Do you want to start tomorrow?
I reckon once we finish Halloween, we can get Christmassy.
Does that mean we're our carry?
Oh, no.
We play on the show tomorrow?
Christmas jingles?
We're doing breakfast as well.
We would break the seal if we played it tomorrow.
Let's do it.
Be the first, baby.
Yeah, lead.
Okay.
Someone said, I absolutely
hate it when someone says they're going
up somewhere, when it's clearly down
on the map. Yes! Like, I'm going
up to Wellington this weekend, and they're
going, I'm going up to
Wellington. From Auckland to Wellington. And they're in
Auckland. I feel
like I've found my people.
Thanks for your
peeves, everybody. It's nice to bond over that sort of thing.
We just played Charlie XCX Apple just before,
and someone texted and they said,
guys, come on, this is the third time I have heard you play Apple today.
And I was at work most of today.
I've been listening.
And I text back, I just want to know if this is the right context.
I text back to that. Haha, that's so brat of us.
Is that the right way to use that?
Am I using it correctly?
Yeah, yeah, you nailed that.
That is so brat of us.
That is so brat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
It's repeating songs, but it's still brat.
Yeah, that's so brat.
That's so brat.
Breathing cleanse.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Oh, Dad.
This is Birthday Banger where we find out the number one song the day that you turned 16
and the first person to give it a go is Mitchell.
Sup, Mitchell.
What's up, guys?
How's your day been?
Oh, yeah, pretty good.
I just finished work not so long ago.
What do you do for Mahi, Mitchell?
I work at Rocket Lab. Get outi Mitchell? I work at Rocket Lab.
Get out.
You work at Rocket Lab?
Yeah, man. With Peter
Beck? Yeah.
Do you work at the Auckland Rocket Lab site?
Do you work at the Mahia Peninsula
Rocket Lab site? Oh my god, I've got so many questions.
Just the one at Mount
Wellington. Oh my god, that is
such a cool job. Do you love it?
Oh yeah it's awesome
Are you a rocket scientist?
No far from it
Yeah
Okay
Oh cool job man
That's great
Let's do your birthday banger
What's your date of birth Mitchell?
The 24th of January 1995
Okay
Mitchell
You
Were
16 in 2011
and this is your birthday banger.
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Classic.
Rocket Lab doing very well at the moment.
Can I ask,
do you know what you're doing
for the Rocket Lab Christmas party yet, Mitchell?
No, we actually don't.
It'll be good though, right?
You'd do something good?
Oh, hopefully, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, hey, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Aurora.
Kia ora, Aurora.
Hi.
One of my favourite characters on Outrageous Fortune.
You're 16 years old today.
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
You've got a Halloween birthday.
Yep. Do you a Halloween birthday. Yep.
Do you have Halloween birthday parties?
Not since I was five.
Fair enough.
Okay.
Aurora, that means you were born in 2008.
You're 16 today.
And the number one song today for your birthday banger is this.
Tune.
This is the brand new Bruno Mars and Rosé from Blackpink song.
Do you like it?
Haven't really heard it other than today on the radio.
It's only just hitting the airwaves.
It is the biggest song in the country right now.
You've got a really good birthday banger. It's going to age well, I think, Aurora
Okay, wait there
Happy birthday
We'll do Charlene's birthday banger last
Hi, Charlene
Hi, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good
I've just got home from looking after my sister's puppies for a week
So I was just, yeah
What kind of puppies?
They're Shih Tzu Maltese.
So there's four puppies, the mum and an extra one.
So, yeah, so I've just walked in the door
when I was listening to the radio on the way home
and I was like, oh, should I ring it?
Shih Tzu Maltese, correct me if I'm wrong,
that's a Maltese shit.
I'll have to tell my sister that.
I think that...
She's got a Maltese shit.
Yeah, well, they do.
I'll bet they do.
Yeah, anyway.
Maltese shit machines.
Maltese shit machines.
What's your date of birth, Charlene?
19th of November, 1977.
All right, let's chuck you in the machine.
You were 16 in 1993.
Oh, my God.
And on that day, this was number one.
Oh, my Lord.
I reckon it suits you, Charlene.
Probably.
I'm just about 47, so I'm getting up there.
Yeah.
Come on!
That song's a bit rude, actually, I think.
Probably.
Wait there.
Let's go to our panel today.
Bree's away.
So, Claudia, Ella, Clint, we all get a vote.
What are we going for today?
Bruno Mars. Rosé and Bruno we going for today? Bruno Mars.
Rosé and Bruno Mars.
Rosé and Bruno Mars
or Inner Circle,
a la la la la la long.
Which Bruno Mars
has probably listened to.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Oh, can I vote for Charlene
and Sweat?
Yes, you can.
Okay.
I want to vote for Mitchell
with Grenade, I think.
There you go, Clint.
Oh, you get to decide.
You're the decider.
You're never the decider.
Please make the right choice.
It's Aurora's birthday today,
so we're going to go with Aurora.
Happy birthday, Aurora.
You win birthday banger.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Bree and Clint.
Here it is Number one today
You're on ZM
Bree and Clint
The winner of Birthday Banger
Today
Is number one
Today
Because Aurora called up
She turned 16
Today
And that was a great choice
I think
So well done
Me
For choosing it
If it was going to be anything else I would have gone with Charlene I think. So well done me for choosing it.
If it was going to be anything else, I would have gone with Charlene.
You don't want just classic brooding, crooning Bruno Mars.
Because I don't believe Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for you.
It's quite an extreme thing to say. I don't think he'd jump in front of a train for you.
Maybe not for me.
Yeah.
For who?
Yeah, for me.
Yeah, for Ella.
Next, Ella is going to present the top four hottest male musicians in the world.
Yeah, according to People magazine.
According to People magazine, they love doing this.
And then she's going to do it according to her.
Brie and Clint.
Brie is not here today.
She's having a day off.
Our producer Ella came to us earlier today and said,
guys, do you want to know who the hottest four male musicians are
in the world right now?
According to People magazine, the people have spoken.
It was a public vote.
Yeah, we asked for some submissions on the text machine
to be able to text in.
We got one who I think is pretty close here.
Sure.
Is this correct?
Someone said
hottest four male musicians
Harry Styles,
Nick Jonas,
Justin Bieber
and Bon Jovi.
Wrong.
Very wrong.
Bon Jovi.
John Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi.
Or do they mean
like baby Bon Jovi?
They mean young Bon Jovi.
Yeah, maybe.
Probably.
Banger though.
Is that,
that's not the list,
is it?
No, it's not the list.
I have the list here. Okay. Number four. Number four, though. Is that, that's not the list, is it? No, it's not the list. I have the list here.
Okay.
Number four.
Number four, according to People Magazine,
the hottest, fourth hottest male musician in the world right now.
You'll love it.
It's Shaboosie.
I did not expect Shaboosie to look like that.
Really?
He's very handsome.
He's lovely, yeah.
He's got a great rig on him.
All right.
I expected, how do I say this?
Because it's a drinking song.
I expected someone a bit more rotund.
To the drinker's build.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I expected a beer body.
He's got massive arms, eh?
Huge arms.
He works out for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're only at number four, guys.
Calm down.
Put it back in your pants.
Okay, number three.
The third hottest musician in the world.
Zach Bryan.
Claudia's put a picture up of him which has horrific moon face.
Oh, what?
That's not what he looks like.
This was the good picture.
That is not the good picture.
You need a picture of him with a ciggy in his mouth.
Yeah, get one of those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at those baby blues.
Oh, that ended too soon.
Okay, we'll move on.
I love Zac Bryan.
Yeah, I know you do.
Not physically, like musically.
I feel like you're fizzing with this list.
This second one, before I say, maybe a niche artist.
Okay.
But my favourite, his name is Role Model.
We need this on the playlist.
He did a campaign on his TikTok, kind of as a joke.
His humour is very, like, dry and silly like that.
There's a handsome man.
He campaigned for votes.
Yeah, but as a joke.
He was like, oh, guys, let's do this.
Ha, ha, ha.
That's very funny.
Oh, is this voted on by people?
Yeah, that's what he said.
Yeah, she did say that.
I missed that, but I just thought People magazine decided.
Is it people's choice? Yeah, yeah. So he campaigned. Oh, rig's what he said. Yeah, she did say that. I missed that, but I just thought People Magazine decided. Is it people's choice?
Yeah, yeah, so he campaigns.
That's so funny. He's a cutie
patootie. I'd never seen him before, but he's like got that
boyish kind of look to him. He's a very
handsome, hairless man.
So lovely. He looks like a young,
very young
Mick Jagger? No.
Who worked with Amy Winehouse?
Mark Ronson. Oh, you're right.
He looks like a very young Mark Ronson.
Or like Troye Sivan's cousin.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one with dark hair.
Yeah, Troye Sivan's hot cousin.
Yeah, nice.
So, yeah, definitely go listen to him.
His name is Role Model.
He's coming to the country.
I like that clip that you played.
Yeah, do you like the song?
Yeah.
Let's look at that woman.
I'm dubious of any People's Choice Awards
when someone with a massive TikTok following gets involved.
Nah, he's,'s like funny on TikTok.
He's got personality.
Anyway, number one.
The four hottest male musicians, according to People Magazine,
number one is, of course, Harry Styles.
Heated, heated debate in the studio over the last 15 minutes
as to not even the hottest musician, just the hottest One Directioner.
Yeah, you guys got into it, eh?
It's Harry.
It's so undeniably Harry.
I just feel like it has to be Zayn.
He is beautiful.
He's just the most beautiful one.
Claudia said take their fame away.
Yeah, take the fame off Harry, take the fame off Zayn.
I feel like Zayn would still be incredibly attractive
and Harry, no shade, would just be a guy.
Nah, nah, nah.
Like a good-looking guy.
I'm not saying he's not good-looking, but he would just be a guy.
But we're not judging them without their fame.
We're judging them with their fame.
Okay, Zayn still wins.
And it's an intrinsic part of their hotness.
I'm not discounting anything.
I'm just saying that Zane is hotter.
Do you even like Harry?
Not to say Harry's not.
I love Harry.
Ella, who's yours?
I love him.
Harry all the way.
Harry all the way.
He makes me, like, happy.
Zane didn't even make the top four of People magazine's hottest people in the world.
It's a popularity contest.
It is a popularity contest.
And the most popular is Harry.
Oh, that's so superficial, guys.
Grow up.
Brie and Clint.
And that is the end of the show, everybody.
Brie's been off today.
She's hopefully going to be back with us tomorrow
because tomorrow morning we're filling in for Fletch,
one and Hayley doing the ZM Breakfast Show,
which is stupidly early.
Yeah, we'll see you in 11 hours.
Is anyone else nervous?
About doing the breakfast show?
Just a little bit.
I hate an alarm.
I'm just, yeah, I never sleep through my alarm.
What is the most important show on a radio station?
The breakfast show.
Win breakfast, win the day.
It's a big gift for us, guys.
Yeah, and last time we did it, I slept through my alarm, so.
Okay, my turn this time.
Yeah, right?
I'll be here.
Okay.
Yeah, fast turnaround.
We've talked about all our things.
What are we going to talk about tomorrow?
Yeah, kind of run out.
Nothing's going to happen to us overnight.
There's going to be nothing to talk about.
Do something fun tonight.
Well, I'm going to DJ some fancy awards ceremony tonight until like midnight.
Perfect.
Use everything for content.
So I'll be coming in with like three hours sleep.
Milk those people.
Yeah, yeah. Hard. Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Have a coffee enema and just get into it.
Yeah, all good. Shelve some no-dose.
Do some bumping.
Do...
Dissense ourselves from that and we'll see you guys back tomorrow on the brand clint breakfast
show bye
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