ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd April 2024

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Bree is back in the building! Uber etiquette.  What is your town known for? Late bloomers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. You can save like a boss with KFC's Colonel Fix from $9.99. Hello everybody and welcome to a fully stocked Bree and Clint show. Oh, we are fully charged and raring to go, guys. We've had a fresh shipment of Bree's. So we've got some of those. For Bree's?

Yeah, for Bree's. That stuff smells delightful. Not so fresh, but some Clint has arrived today. Didn't you go out on a school night again last night? Yeah. You did. Two Tuesdays in a row. Who am I?

Producers, I heard that Clint was a quite hung dog millionaire last week. Oh, he was in such a state. I've never seen him like that. Yeah, but it's because I went to Fred again because I'm cool. Yeah, you were a bit grey. Yeah. I was going to say, you look grey. And then you were dead again.

I am a grey again. I was dead again. Shit. Where were you last week? Mate. Oh, God. You know what I went for? I went with Fred never again.

Oh, that's not bad bad I don't mind that either That's quite good You You Oh no I won't say actually I was going to say something About you and Fred again But I think that might be

Embargoed that thing Oh yeah I think that's embargoed Anyway it was good Worth it Yeah and then last night I went to Incubus Hey you were just

Because I am the 2003 man night I went to Incubus. Hey, you were just... Because I am the 2003 man. Macebox 20, Incubus. Who's going to be next? Hoobastank? Yeah, hit music now. Snow Patrol. Clint's going away to go to Snow Patrol.

Anyway, you good? You happy to be back? I'm so happy to be back, guys. I'm ready for a short week. Am I right? Yes. There's only three days of this stupid week left. God. What's better? A. There's only three days of the stupid week left. God.

What's better? A short week like having a Friday off or a short week having the Monday off? Monday, I reckon. Same. Yeah. Same here. Let's get moving. Georgia played tradie versus lady without us yesterday and boy, it's really tightened up.

It is one point. Oh my God. It's a one point game. That's really changed since I've been away. If you want to play, 0800 dials it in. We need a tradie and a lady to go hit to hit. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

I've missed playing this every day. It's always a bit of fun. You learn something. Yeah. Hopefully you learn something. Hopefully you learn something. Hopefully you learn something. But something we do know is $50 cash, all thanks to KFC, is going to one of these two people. Who's up first? Our tradie is up first today. He's calling from Dunedin. He's 27 and he has a saying that he lives by. I can't wait to hear

what this is. Welcome to the show. Hone. Hone, is it YOLO? Hey, how are you? Good, mate. What's the saying? Is it Hakuna Matata? Nah, it's not. If it is to be, it is up to me. And every word in there, only two syllables, two letters. Every word in there.

I just had major deja vu. If it is to be, it is up to me. Hey, Hone, have you come on here and said that before? Yeah, I have. I thought so. Wow. No wonder I listened to him laughing when I said, I've got deja vu.

Well, welcome back, Hone. You're taking on our lady today. They are calling from Auckland. They are 34 years old. And get this, Hone, she wants to date a tradie. Welcome to the show, Candice. Hi, Candice. Hello, how are you?

Any particular flavour of tradie, Candice? Oh, anyone who's good with their hands, I'd say. Yeah. Or carpenter. What's your trade, honey? Building. I actually did a building course too. Yeah.

Oh, did you? Are you single, honey? No, I'm not single, sorry. No one is single. That's a shame, but I'm looking for a tradie. So here we are. Here we are. Let's see how we go.

Let's see how we go. Candice, your buzzer is tradie. Honak, your buzzer is tradie. Did I say Candice was tradie? You're a lady. You know what you are, tradie and lady. Let's go for it, guys. First to three.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, bang on. Can you tell me her name? I don't know. I've never met one. Nobody.

No one knows? That's Doja Cat. Huge song from Doja Cat. I just got jaded from Don't Know. Oh, well, no worries. That's all Nobody. No one knows. That's Doja Cat. Huge song from Doja Cat. I just got J.C. I don't know. Oh, well, no worries. No points there. We'll go to question number two.

The band Matchbox Who had the hit songs 3AM and Unwell. No. Yes, Candice. 20, Matchbox 20. Matchbox 20. Matchbox 20. They're now called Matchbox 50. Because it just goes up depending on their age.

All right, one to the ladies. Question number three. What is chocolate made out of? Freddy. Yes, honey. Cocoa. Cocoa beans, yeah. Nice work.

We are all squared up. One apiece. Question number four. Jojo Siwa is releasing a song called Karma this Friday. What show did she feature on as a child? Lady. Yes, Candice. Was it, it was on Disney Plus.

No, I don't have the name. Nah. Was it a reality show? Honey, are you watching any Jojo Siwa shows when you're not on the building site? No, I don't actually. I don't think this show would be up your alley if I'm guessing. I know her on TikTok.

The show we were looking for is Dance Moms. Yeah. No worries. She starred on that as a child. Okay, no points there. Question number five. What is five times eight? Three. that as a child. Okay, no points there. Question number five. What is five times eight? Trady.

Hone, just. Forty. Forty is correct. It is forty. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. This might be yours to get, Candice. Who played Elle Woods in the 2001 film Legally Blonde? Well, I'm Three for the same.

Yeah, well done, Candice. Nice, Candice. We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. What a game to start the week. Question number seven. What sport do the New York Yankees play? Baseball.

Hone buzzed in, so he gets to answer. Baseball. Baseball's correct. It is baseball. We got to be strict with the rules, unfortunately. When it's a decider, you do. When it's a decider, yes. But close game.

It's a big win to the tradies. Well done. There's 50 bucks coming your way, Honit. Thank you. Bree and Clint. We both had the day off yesterday. I was in Christchurch to go to the Incubus concert because I am from the 2000s. Holy hell.

Where did you find the DeLorean? Yeah, it was a total time machine, but it was great. It was great. I went with my friend from high school who lives in Christchurch now. Where was that on? Where did they play that show? At the Wolfbrook Arena. Okay.

Yeah. How many people? Oh, there would have been about, I mean, I wasn't counting, but I reckon there were about 8,000 people. Oh, yeah? It was a full arena. That's decent.

Yeah. Wolfbrook's like a mini spark arena. Yeah, that's not bad at all. Yeah. And I went with my friend who lives down in Christchurch and we went to the gig in an Uber. Okay.

Because we're going to have a few drinks. Responsible. The Uber pulls up. He's ordered the Uber on his account, but I don't think that matters. Okay. We go to get in this Uber. There's just two of us.

Normal sized Prius. Right. As you'd imagine for an Uber, always a Prius. Always a Prius. But usually a Prius. And we go to get in. I walk to the back seat behind the driver. He walks to get in the front seat of the Uber.

Okay. And there's only two of us. He goes to get in the front with the driver when the Uber's not full. He decides to sit in the front seat next to the driver. More leg room. When there's a perfectly good back seat available. And I said to him, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, what are you

doing? And he said, oh, I'm just riding up front. That's where I like to ride when I'm in the Uber. And I said, no, no, no. And I'm in by this stage. Oh, no. And he shot at the driver. I said, you get out of his personal space. That's the driver's space up there.

You get in the back. He's picked a stranger over you. Well, I just think that... And you've gotten upset. No, that's not it. I think he's got the vibes of riding in an Uber or a taxi completely wrong. So are you saying you reckon Uber drivers want us to sit in the back seat? 100%. No one wants you to sit in the back seat? A hundred percent.

No one wants you to sit in the front. Unless there's three of you or four of you riding in the Uber. Where someone has to. Someone has to be in the front. That's different. Then the front seat is available. But in other times, that's for him or her. That's for them.

That's for them to put their drink bottle on or to, you know, have their stuff or that's just their personal space. Get in the back. And then I said to him, when you're riding by yourself, will you sit in the front? Will you sit in the front? He goes, yeah, I'll get in the front. So it's just the two of you awkwardly riding in the front. You know, he said to me that if he's riding with his girlfriend, she will sit in the back

of the Uber and he will sit in the front of the Uber and she sits in the back by herself while he sits in the front of the Uber. I know what's happened here. He obviously is the youngest child in the family. He's an only child. Ah, because the youngest, I would understand it because the youngest child never got to sit at the front. Oh, I see what you're saying. So now he's living out all of his childhood dreams

where he just sits in the front whenever he can. Well, it could be a correlation. He could be an only child. So he's like, I sit wherever I want. Yeah, I do what I want. I do what I want because I'm an only child. I do what I want. You know, I transitioned from being a front Uber ride passenger.

To being a back. Yeah, I reckon in the last like maybe three years. And why did you do it? I think partly because of COVID. Oh, yeah. You know? Yes, great reason. Because it changed it where you're like not as safe.

Yeah, and it's just better. And they put that glad wrap up for a bit so there was a divider between us. Yeah, and I was like, I'll just sit at the back. And I think that's the main reason. But I used to be, and now looking back on it and what you're saying, I have to agree with you. The Uber drivers don't want us sitting at the front. I don't think I'm wrong in this situation.

They don't want us sitting at the front. You're in the back. Claudia, where are you riding when you get in an Uber? Always in the back. Always in the back. Always. Even in a group, I'm like, I refuse. Get in the back. Yeah, back. Someone else can go in the front. Get in the back. Always back. Yeah. I sat in the front last week because I got an Uber pool home from Fred again.

Did you? I forgot one of them. Two girls in the back seat and they're like, I'm sitting in the front. And I was like, I was going to. I wasn't going to just creepily squish in the middle of you guys. They were like, are you here to pick up your kid? Hey! Hey.

I don't think I'm wrong, but let's poll the people quickly. When you get in an Uber, if there's room, are you riding in the front or the back? Back. Front or the back? It's the back. Do you sit up front in an Uber or do you sit in the back in the Uber? It's a good question.

Drivers, if you're listening and you want to contribute to this, can you tell us where you want us to sit? You know what we should ask people if they call in and say they're up front riders? What's their Uber rating? Great question. Versus back seat riders. If I'm a driver, I'm going to mark you down a bit because you're up in my grill. Where are we sitting? Real easy one.

In the Uber. What's the etiquette? Bree and Clint. And we're trying to figure out where to sit in the Uber. I was with a mate yesterday who sits in the front by default. Even if there's room in the back, he'll sit in the front. Even when he's travelling with his girlfriend, he sits in the front and makes her sit in the back. In his words, he said,

I want to be up where the action is. What action? I suggested to him, and it was clearly the first time it had crossed his mind, that by sitting in the front seat, you're actually invading the driver's personal space. You should be in the back. I know some people think that it's rude to get in the back and they think it's arrogant.

Yeah, I think that's why I used to sit in the front because I felt rude. Like you think you're royalty or you're being chauffeur driven. Well, guess what? You are being chauffeur driven and you're paying for it. Yeah. But it's also, that's their space up there. They're in the cockpit

and then you're travelling in the back of the plane. Someone texted her and they said, always the back. Oh my God the cockpit and then you're travelling in the back of the plane. Someone texted and they said always the back. Oh my god. Drivers don't want you sitting in their car lounge. Exactly. That's their space. Someone texted sit in the front. Assert dominance. Be alpha. That's the vibe

that it's giving to me. The driver's like, okay, do you want to sit in my lap? Do you want to drive? Do you want to just drive? They would hate it when you go to get in the front and they're like, I don's like, okay, do you want to sit on my lap? Do you want to drive? Do you want to drive? They would hate it. Do you want to just drive? They would hate it when you go to get in the front and they're like, I don't want to talk to you. Just get in the back.

Sam, you are an Uber driver. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Hey, guys, you all right? Yeah, we're good. Thanks, Sam. Tell us, mate, from your perspective as an Uber driver, where do you want people to sit?

Oh, mate, sit in the back. Don't get in the front. Sit in the back. Ah, see? There it is. Confirmation. Are we right? It, mate, sit in the back. Don't get in the front. Sit in the back. Ah, see? There it is. Confirmation. Are we right? It's your personal space up the front, hey?

It's a bit weird. Yeah, it is. And I have a Prius and I like to have my arm on, like, the middle console bit. Yeah. And you can't really do that with another person. And it almost unnecessarily forces conversation because they're right next to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, Uber conversation, it's, you know, not great at the best of times.

No, no. How much do you make doing this job? Busy day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What time do you clock on? Sam, I want to know how, what's the percentage of people doing that, sitting up the front compared to the back? Oh, it's the percentage of people doing that, sitting up the front compared to the back? Oh, it's not many.

It's probably like one in every like 15 to 20 passengers. Really? I do also have the ones where, like you said before, like the boyfriend will sit in the front and leave the girlfriend in the back. Which is weird, eh? I think, why would you do that? Yeah.

Yes, strange. You're here to ride with her, not with me. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, good to hear from an Uber driver that? Yeah. Yes, strange. You're here to ride with her, not with me. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, good to hear from an Uber driver that I'm not wrong, that you prefer us in the back. Thanks, Sam. Someone texted and said, sit in the back passenger side.

I have a, sit in the back passenger side. Oh, yeah, so not directly behind the driver. Yes, that's the way to do it too. So you're at opposite sides of the car. Yeah. Because it's weird if you're like sitting directly behind them where they can't see you. And it would kind of make them feel uncomfortable, I imagine.

This person says, I sit in the back always. I have a 5.0 Uber rating and I've taken over 10,000 trips. Wait, and where did they sit, did they say? Back passenger side. Yeah, gotcha. That's where I think they want you. If you're taking an Uber solo It's back behind the passenger Always sit in the back

Sitting in the front is giving psychopath behaviour It is That's what I said to my friend yesterday It is strange Especially if you're going to sit in the front and then be on your phone the whole time What are you doing? Just sit in the back Let the Uber driver have their peace

Someone else texted and said I sit wherever I want I'm paying so I choose Just sit in the back. What are you doing? Just sit in the back. Let the Uber driver have their peace. Someone else texted and said, I sit wherever I want. I'm paying, so I choose. You're like, you get in, you're like, I will be driving the Uber to the destination today. And they're like, no, no. Boot, please. Put me in the boot.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio This is The Latest Lizzo Has backtracked On her really Attention seeking post That she put up Over the weekend

She did a She did a post On her grid It was just text And it's talking about All the drama That's been going down With her

And it doesn't address The allegations directly But it says how Because there's all those Things in the background at the moment where people who worked with her said that she was a bunch of things. I think it was the thing that triggered her and triggered that post is she posted about something else and all these people came for her

because they were like, I can't believe you're supporting. It was to do with Gaza and stuff like that. Oh, okay, okay. And people just came at her like real hard and heavy, and she put up a post being like, I'm so sick of having to deal with people just wanting to bring me down for any reason. I quit.

Yes. It's like I'm getting tired of putting up with being dragged by everyone in my life and on the internet, and it went on for ages, then at the bottom you're right. Big capital letters. I didn't sign up for this. I quit. Well, turns out she doesn't

and she's posted an update. It's a video. When I say I quit, I mean, I quit giving any negative energy attention. What I'm not going to quit is the joy of my life, which is making music,

which is connecting to people because I know I'm not alone. In no way, shape, or form am I the only person who is experiencing that negative voice that seems to be louder than the positive.

With that being said, I'm going to keep moving forward. I'm going to keep being me. That's not what you said. You said that you quit. Well, she didn't really. And you knew, you knew what people thought

you were saying when you said I quit. But I think when, this is what I think. Yeah. I think she wrote that post like that on purpose to create.

To be provocative. Provocative, to create attention. I think she didn't mean she was quitting music, but she knew what it would look like and what people would assume. That's what I mean. But I don't think that's what she meant. But she knew what it looks like, if that makes sense. Well, she isn't quitting and she's done two videos today.

Has she done another one? Yeah, the other one is selling some to quitting and she's done two videos today. Has she done another one? Yeah, the other one is selling some togs that she's made. So, yeah, she doesn't quit that either. She's not quitting that part. No. She's just quitting all of, what would she call it? Quitting caring about what other people say, I think. Yeah, PC gone mad.

There you go. That's the latest. Bree and Clint. I was in Christchurch overnight. I went to a gig with a friend yesterday. And a weird thing that I noticed when I was there, I sort of talked to a couple

of people and more than two people pointed out this one thing to me that was happening in Christchurch. They're like, oh, have you heard about thingy? Oh, have you heard that this thing's happening? The wizard. And the thing that they, no, not the wizard.

Because they're known for that. They are. Yeah, like the wizard is a big deal. Correct me if I'm wrong, Cantabs, he's not wizarding anymore. Yeah, they stopped paying him, didn't they? Did he die? No, he didn't die. No, he didn't die.

Did he retire? Then there was the wizard understudy. That's right. Yeah. The younger wizard, he didn't die. Did he retire? Then there was the wizard understudy. That's right. Yeah. The younger wizard that he was training up. The Harry Potter to his Dumbledore. Yeah. Yeah.

Not wizard related, this thing they're talking about. Okay. People kept saying to me, and I'm not going to name the supermarket because they've had enough. I feel like they've dealt with enough recently. But people kept saying to me, oh, are you going to go and check out our supermarket with the mouse? And I was like, what?

Another one. That's what I said too. That was Dunedin's thing, wasn't it? And I felt like when these people said to me, you're going to go and check out, because the supermarket was in the area where I was staying. And they're like, it's over there. That's the one with the mouse. What, has it become like a tourist local attraction now?

And I was like, same as you, I sort of said, that's Dunedin's thing. You're stealing Dunedin's thing. No. And then I Googled it. They had one too. They've got a video of their one with the mouse crawling across the cellar. Oh, see, I think Dunedin had rats.

Yeah, rats. Yeah. Yeah, so they trump. It's not new, by the way. I don't want to alarm anybody that the mouse is back. I've Googled it and I've looked at it. It happened a month ago. But people keep saying to me, in Christchurch,

in the certain area of Christchurch that I was in. Where was the mouse? In the deli counter, crawling across a potato salad. People need to relax. Have you never seen the movie Ratatouille? That's a rat, isn't it? Clearly, that mouse slash rat has a gift, and it's helping them create that delicious potato salad that's in the deli.

You're right. Here's the mouse version of Ratatouille who makes potato salad. You're right. You're right. Whipping up some sun-dried tomatoes put in there. Yeah. Anyway, I thought with so many cool things happening in Canterbury at the moment, like I did a drive-by of the new stadium.

Whoa, that's looking amazing. That's more exciting to go and see than the mouse in the supermarket. Hell yeah. There's so much cool stuff, but nah, that was the local attraction. That's what everyone was talking about. That's the thing, according to the people that I talk to, that that part of Christchurch is famous for at the moment. And I thought, fine,

if that's what you want it to be, that's what it can be. And this afternoon, I thought we could celebrate people's towns, cities, parts of New Zealand, and the thing that they are famous for. For example, there was a long period of time where the public pools in Invercargill were famous

for a mystery pooper. Yeah, you guys blamed it on me. I remember this. So unfair. I was at that pool one time. They had a public shitter who was going in there periodically and doing a turd in the pool. And they were quite convinced it was

the same person. The mystery pooer. Not a copycat shitter. They reckon it was. Can they DNA test a poo? Yes, they can. Can they? Yeah, you can. Is there DNA in poo? Yeah. Remember there was that- Is there DNA in poo? Yeah. Remember there was that story that came out where they DNA tested a dog's poo

to find out whose dog was pooing on that person's lawn and they found the culprit. Yes, and they're going to start doing that in that town in Italy. Yeah. You're going to have to register your dog's DNA. If they find your dog's poo. Or PNA. Yeah, PNA. You know, do you live in the suburb?

Like is your suburb known for, does the woman live there who threw that adult toy? Oh, it's Stephen Joyce. At Stephen Joyce. Like does she live in your area and is your suburb known for that? Yeah, yeah. There's a car that drives around Teatatu Peninsula in Auckland blasting Celine Dion. No, they drive around our area too. Have they moved to your part?

No, they do the rounds. They've got those big loudspeakers on the outside of their car and they blast Celine Dion. Yeah, that area is famous for that. 0800 dials at M or you can text it to 9696. What's your town known for? What's the famous thing? Like if Guy Williams was coming to shoot an episode of New Zealand

Today in your town, what's the thing that he would be there to shoot? What does he need to know? Who does he need to talk to? It might be a person. Yeah. Share it with us. I was in Christchurch overnight and they were trying to claim that they're the place

that has a rodent problem in their supermarket. And I talked about it and they literally showed me the supermarket. They're like, it's that one because it was out where I was staying. I talked about it. Someone texted and they said, the Dunners rat supermarket is way better. Standard Christchurch, just trying to be relevant. Very offended.

Very offended that Christchurch would try and steal Dunedin's title as... They're not happy about it. ...as Rat Supermarket Capital of New Zealand. They're ropeable. Yeah. Dunedin's done a lot of work in that area to popularise. They found like 20 rats. They are the leading city for rats.

For supermarket rats. In supermarkets. I've always thought about this, though. There was the biggest news story in New Zealand for a bit the rat in the supermarket if you were a rat can you think of a better place to be? nah

except maybe a rubbish dump yeah like come on I mean as if you're not gonna be at a supermarket as if you're not how are there not more rats

in our supermarket or maybe a French restaurant oh are you back to the ratatouille thing? yeah it's one of my favourite movies of all time. Just on the DNA thing, because I said, we were asking what your town's famous for and we were talking about Invercargill Public Pool Pooper

and I said, can you DNA test a poo? Someone's texted in and they said, you can DNA test dog poo, but you will not find DNA in human poo. Really? Isn't that interesting? I wonder why that is. Yeah.

You know, there's a suburb in Sydney at the moment that is known for the phantom vomiter. Really? Yeah, apparently on the same night every night of the week, someone vomits in the same spot in this particular park. In a suburb. And now there's flyers and stuff up around the suburb being like, if you are the phantom

spewer, stop. It's disgusting. Stop it. There's something disgusting about a premeditated spewer, isn't there? Yeah. People can't figure out the mystery. Why is your town famous? Someone's texting and said Te Atatu South has a dancing lady. That's nice. Stop saying

that Hamilton is famous for STDs. Okay? If we get one more text saying that Hamilton is the chlamydia capital, we're ending the segment. Well, have we done research? Some people have done research. Hamilton has been tarred with that brush for nigh on

two decades. And I think they've done a lot of work to give that mantle to Palmerston North. I think they've handed it over. They've done a lot of checks at the clinic. They've moved it on. I will go on the record. Actually, I haven't done any research, so what would I say?

But I'll put my reputation on the line. It's not Hamilton. Where is it? They're not the STD capital. Well, now you have to say where it is, though. Okay, I'll look that up. Where do you think? Off the top of the dome? Where would you say it is?

I heard it was Palmerston North. Really? Oh, they do have Porkchop Hill. Yeah, Palmy Naughty. That's what I heard. This person wants to be anonymous, but anonymous, what's your town known for? What's the famous thing where you live? The Naked Pie Man. Oh, Palmerston North again.

Yes. Wait a second. I've never heard about the Naked Pie Man. Oh, Palmerston North again. Yes. Wait a second. I've never heard about the Naked Pie Man in Palmerston North. Oh, so there was a guy and he worked in a small dairy type thing and every weekend when I used to go out clubbing, much many years ago now, he would sell cheap pies to all the drunk people and he would be in his underwear. Yeah.

What? Behind the counter of his convenience store. And he just got the name Naked Pie Man. Yeah. Why? Yeah, I don't know. He's not there anymore, eh? No, I don't know where he is and I've always wondered what happened to him

and where he's gone. Yeah. Oh, we should do some research. We should find him for you, Anonymous. Yeah, that would be cool. Maybe he got shut down for health and safety reasons. I think it's got a bit of a dark outcome. Oh, does it?

I've got a feeling, I've got a vague memory of it not being, him not being the hero everybody wanted the Palmerston North naked pie man to be. Gotcha. I know. Yeah. Not like the naked cowboy in New York City. Yeah, not like that.

Someone texted and said, leave Palmerston North alone. We may have STIs, but at least we have a cool-ass clock tower. That's true. That is true. Didn't it get redone recently, the clock tower in Parney? Did it? I think so. Did it?

Remember the last time we were there, there was construction all around it because they were? Did it? I think so. Did it? Remember the last time we were there there was construction all around it because they were redoing it? Someone said I dare you to say something about P-Nucks again Clint mate. Heckah I'm a P-Naughty Shorty and proud. Yeah you rep it. This was not meant to be an attack on Parmistan North this segment.

It wasn't. Someone said the naked pie man now works at Broadway Express on Broadway Avenue. Oh there you go. So he's still in the industry. Someone said the naked pie man now works at Broadway Express on Broadway Avenue. Oh, there you go. So he's still in the industry. Is he still naked? Yeah, that's a great question. Oh, and now we're getting contradictory information

about DNA testing poos. They said any feces will have DNA and therefore can be tested. Okay. So if you are the Invercargill mystery pool pooper and you thought that you couldn't be DNA tested, change of... Can you just imagine if that was you? Yeah.

Imagine if that was you. Say you're in the car right now. On your way. You know that it's you. Yeah. On your way to probably do another one. What sort of togs do you wear to do a pool poop? Yeah.

I mean, you'd want to wear loose-fitting togs. Loose-fitting. And you wouldn't want to have the built-in undies because you've got to quickly shift to the side. It doesn't really be a thing. How do you get away with that for so long?

I just don't understand. I met the naked pie man completely naked. Nothing. I've seen it all. Last I saw he runs a vape shop. That's not a pie that's

a sausage roll. He's still naked, they said. So many texts coming through about Naked Pie Man. I wonder if we could track him down. Naked Pie Man had a sidekick who was fully clothed. He gave me and my mate a hiding one night for sitting on his car's

bonnet. Pie Man now lives in Martin. We visited him after a big session of beers and duck shooting. Someone said, naked Pie Man loves the Nangs. This is all allegedly, by the way. Allegedly. Allegedly. Naked Pie Man.

Are you worried about getting sued by Naked Pie Man? Not really, really but you know I don't want to taint I don't want to taint anyone's reputation Don't say taint when you're talking about the Naked Pie Man No that's why I said it Alright Do you feel lucky? Well do ya

It's time for Brilliant Clints Google Down Punk Let's bring up the time with a game of Google Down Have you guys been playing this? No you're the Google Down. Punk. Let's bring up the time with a game of Google Down. Have you guys been playing this? No, you're the Google Down master. Okay, well, it's a fresh new game, and everyone should be blue-eyed and bushy-tailed for this game.

This is where I read out questions, and everyone here in the studio has to Google them as fast as they can. First one to yell it out wins a point, and someone's going to win the whole game. If you back the winner, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. So text through the name. Look at the producers. They're on. Yeah.

On something. We're ready to fight. They're on something. Whatcha! So text. That's me. Wait, wait. No, wait.

What did you just do? Whatcha! It's me whooping your ass. Are you trying to do... Yeah, that was pretty good. Mine was better. No, go again. So you can text Ella if you want,

or you can text Claudia or Clint to 9696. Bree and Clint. It's time for Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go, guys.

Google Down. The concept is simple. We're trying to find the fastest Googler out of Clint, Claudia, and Ella. And if you've backed the winner, you could be scoring 50 KFC chicken dollars. A lot of misplaced support for Claudia on the text machine today. Who is the reigning champion, Clint? Well, we don't know. We haven't played for a month.

Yeah, because I won every other game. But not in the last month, obviously. It's a new season. Well, winner takes all. Oh, we're starting fresh. Yeah, this is Twilight New Dawn. Oh. Can I just say...

Twilight New Dawn? What? Only two people. Twilight Blood Moon. Yeah. No, that's a different time of the month. That's different, yeah. Yeah, that's...

That was last week, eh? No, that's in a couple of weeks. Anyway, guys, here's how it works. I'm going to ask you the questions. I've put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up. If you are the first to yell it out, I'll give you

a point. First three wins. I'll be ready. Sounds good to me. Okay, question number one. How many seasons were there of Breaking Bad? Seven. Clint's out. Five. That was Claudia on the board there with the answer of five.

I forgot to start typing. Clint just backed himself so much. I realised that partway through that I hadn't started typing, so I just had to go for it. And you're still thinking of jokes. No, I'm a bit slow today. He did go to Incubus last night and that was a wild show. It was.

Alright, one to producer Claude. Question number two. Who invented the concept of school? Horace Mann. I'm going to give it to Ella. What? Get in. In 1796.

No, I don't need any more. That was 100% me. I want to put my hand up for that one. It was very close. It was close. I'll give it to her. It was very close. It was very close.

I started first, but it's fine. Ella, always the loudest. Sorry. I will add. I really need to reign it in. I'm going to try that technique next. Yeah, give it a go, Claude. All right, one to Ella, one to Claude.

Question number three. Don't yell too loud. You'll get a bit horus, man. Oh, gosh. No, I like that. That was good. I'll pay that one. Stop typing, Claire.

No, that was quick. That was quick. It was good. He's quick on the jokes, isn't he? Mate, if you put as much effort into this game as you did to that joke, you might win. You might be getting places. Question number three.

Who invented the goody-goody gumdrops flavour? Murray Taylor. Murray Taylor. No. Claudia. I didn't yell it loud enough. No, that was loud enough. And it's correct.

Murray Taylor. Point. Very slow today. 1983. He was the general director of Tip Top. Jeez. And he invented the ice cream. Busy man.

Shout out to Muzza, if you're listening. Yeah, that's the goat ice cream, in my opinion. It's all right. Yeah, you like that one, don't you? No comment. It gets stuck in my teeth. Bury me in goody-goody gumdrops. All right, question number four.

Two to Ella. No, one to Ella, two to Claude, sorry. Question number four. What song was number one on June 5th, 2004? The Reason, Hooper Stank. Correct. Wow, I was so slow. I wrote 2005.

I was so slow. I put that one in for Claude, one of her all-time favourite songs. And Clint's come through and swiped it from Yambla. Wow, that was sneaky. The game continues. One to Clint, one to Ella, two to Claude. Question number five. How many years do squirrels generally live for?

It's five to six. Five, 18, 18, 15 to 18 years. Locking it in. Clint, do you want to lock in an answer? I'll take my time now. I'm not going to comment if anyone's got it right yet, but I'll let Clint answer. I feel like I would like to read the same, I guess.

I'm holding my answer. Did you say four? No, I said four. Oh, man, 12 years in the world, 20 in captivity. I'm going to go 15 to 18 say four? No, I said four. Oh, man. 12 years in the world, 20 in captivity. I'm going to go 15 to 18 years. That's what I said. Oh, then I'll go 12.

No one got it right. Because technically the answer that I got was five to 10, so I'm not going to give it to anyone. Okay. Question number six. In what year were the pyramids of Giza built? I don't even know how to spell that. Giza.

2-6-0-0-B-C. Claude, she's taken it out for another week. 2,600 BC, which means, Emma, you backed Claude as the winner, so you got the KFC chicken dollars. Emma. Thank you. Yeah, there we go. Excellent. Nice work, Claude. Close game, though, guys. You got the KFC chicken dollars. Emma? Thank you. Yeah, there we go.

Excellent. Nice work, Claude. Close game, though, girls. Emma's running the same kind of delay that I'm running. What does that mean for the leaderboard, Clint? We don't have a leaderboard, and we're back after this on ZM. Brie and Clint. These beautiful things that I've got. That's Benson Boone.

That's the song that Brie reckons we should do for Friday Oaking next week. Yeah. Text us on 9696. How do for Friday Oaking next week. Yeah. Text us on 9696. How do you reckon we'd go? Big ask. Please. Stay. I reckon that's pretty good.

Hey, there's new Lorde music. For the first time in three years. Is it three years? Three years since she's solar powered. Wow. We interviewed her when she did that one, eh? Yes, we did. Three years since she solar powered. Wow. We interviewed her when she did that one, eh? Yes, we did.

It came through very randomly on the day. The song just dropped and then that day they were like, hey, do you guys want to talk to the Lord? And we're like, yes. Yeah. We've been trying to talk to her for like six years. Yes, please. And then you brought up the awkward encounter I had with her at the Broods concert.

Oh, yeah, where she went for a hug and you went for a handshake and you ended up sticking your hand between her boobies. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. No, it was the other way around. Oh, was it? Her hand was intercepted by my boobies. Oh, I feel like that's...

Because I went for a hug. I feel like that's less problematic. Is it? Like, if you're the person who's made it awkward, I don't think you want to be feeling boobies, do you? Yeah, true. I'd much rather her touch my titties. Totally.

Yeah. Totally. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Lorde's back. She has contributed. So don't get too excited. I know Ella was very excited that this was like new Lorde era. And it could be.

It could be like a soft launch for a new era. But at the moment moment it's just one song on a Talking Heads tribute album. Okay. Which is very cool if you know Talking Heads they've got heaps of cool songs like There's an album coming out called Stop Making Sense and it features

Talking Heads covers by Miley Cyrus has done one. Awesome. Paramore has done one on there as well. The Paramore one's very cool. Paramore can do no wrong. Right? So good. And they're in their DGAF era too.

They're off their record label. They're just doing their own thing. 100%. Lorde, DGAF too. She's very cool and this is very cool. Do you want 100%. Lorde, D-G-A-F-2. She's very cool, and this is very cool. Do you want to hear Lorde's talking heads cover in full? Yes. She's done Take Me to the River.

This is an Al Green song. That talking head's made famous. Take me down to the river. Close. Yeah. Let us know what you think. It's cool to hear new music from Lorde it's awesome

do you like this should it go on the ZM playlist you can text us 9696 ZM Bree and Clint that's the first new Lorde song in three years it's her

doing Talking Heads Take Me To The River from a Talking Heads tribute album called Stop Making Sense. And I like it. I think it's a vibe. It sounds like the old lord. Doesn't it?

And that's a vibe. The people like it too. Texts coming in like, definitely add this to the ZM playlist. Someone said, I enjoy this version better than the Billy Bass singing fish version That's right Which has just transported me back Remember that fish on the wall? Yeah, because every uncle in every family

Always got one and goes Kids, gather round, come and look at this That's quite a good voice for a fish. Yeah, for a fish. It wasn't bad at all, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't put it ahead of Lorde's version. No, no. Is the fish on the Talking Heads tribute album?

Should be. Should be. Should be. They would have made so much money off that gag present. Off the fish? Yeah. I want one now. Me too.

I wonder if you can buy them on like a second hand website. Teemo? Let's talk about Rebel Wilson because everyone else is. Her memoir. Especially her. Especially her. Well, her memoir that she has written is coming out very soon and she's doing a lot of press for it. There's stories flying about all over the shop,

obviously to create hype about the book. Yeah. One story that I read today caught my attention because apparently in the book she talks about how old she was when she first lost her virginity. And I was quite shocked to read how old she was. As was I. As was you. As was I.

As was we. As we was. As we was. There's some audio here of a news site talking about it. Rebel Wilson has dropped another snippet from her new book revealing she only lost her virginity at the age of 35. Now 44, Rebel says she wanted to reassure young people they can wait till they feel ready. She says she hopes that by sharing her personal story it'll send a positive message to others. No, she doesn't. She hopes that it'll sell

some more books. And look, it's got us talking about her book for the second week in a row. Yeah. Because it's scandalous. That was only nine years ago. Yeah, she's 44 now. She's 44 now. She ended up going for the first time at the age of 35. 35? That's you.

That's me. That's you now. Yeah, that's buzzy as. I mean, I don't mean to assume, but. I mean, I'm still hoping and waiting. Look, when I heard that, I just thought, and I'm all for people waiting until they're comfortable. Absolutely.

But you should be quite comfortable by 35, surely. But do you think it just didn't happen for her? Do you think that she. Now that I think about it, maybe it's because she was struggling with her sexuality. Oh! Has she come out now? Well, she's with that woman,

and I'm pretty sure they're married, so... Oh, yeah. You don't remember that? Brie, I said it earlier. I don't want to assume. True, that's a good point. That could be it. Yeah, that's a good point. That could be it. Yeah, but you go through your experimental years and you... Yeah, but think about it.

She was in the public eye quite early, maybe not in the Hollywood level, but, like, she was quite famous in Australia because she did those shows like Fat Pizza and all that. And then imagine, you know, she would have been terrified if she hooked up with a woman that it would have come out and ruined her career or who knows. Whether it's for sexuality reasons or not, I feel like

if you got to 30 and it hadn't happened for you, you'd be so in your head about it. Oh, you would have built it up way too much. It would be built up beyond it even being a thing and you would just be like, I just can't. It's basically the plot line to 40-Year-Old Virgin. Literally.

You know? And it'd just be all too much and no matter what happened, it'd be a disappointment. Oh, poor thing. Yeah. Oh, well, now I want to get the book to see why. She got us. She got us.

Oh, beautiful marketing from the team. Last week it was Sacha Baron Cohen. This week it's Rebel Wilson and the 35-year-old virgin. God. That could be her next movie. It could be. Could be her next movie. That means that she was

in Bridesmaids. Yeah. She hadn't done it. No. And Pitch Perfect. Yep. She'd never done it. None of those movies.

Yeah. Yeah. Barzy A. Well, I'm glad it finally happened for her. Good on her. Do you reckon at 35... I wonder how awkward it was. Yeah, exactly right. At Well, I'm glad it finally happened for her. Good on her. Do you reckon at 35? I wonder how awkward it was.

Yeah, exactly right. At 35, because everyone's first one is pretty awkward. It's terrible. And then you hit the 35 and you finally do it and then you go, oh, is that it? Is that it? But do you know the reason why? You know the reason why it's better, in my opinion, to get it out of the way? Because you have many years to forget.

And everyone's awkward at that age. Yeah, and everyone's awkward at that age, whereas at 35, I'm going to remember everything. We're going to ask a really personal question this afternoon, and I'm not sure the sort of response that we're going to get for this, but we can keep it completely anonymous. We don't have to use any names in this. But maybe you're fine with it.

Maybe you just... It's not a big deal to you. It's not a big deal to you. It was, but now you've done it, it's not a big deal to you. Yeah. Were you a late bloomer? That's the question we're going to ask? Yeah.

Did it happen for you later? And how late? Did it happen for you later in life? How late was it? Yeah. I'm happy I will answer the question if it makes it easier for other people to answer. You know, when you ask a question, you're meant to be able to answer it. Good point.

You know? Yeah. So for me, same year, 18, both. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I did it all in one year. 18. Jeez, good year.

I went away to college. It was fun. Jeez, good year for you. 17. 17. Oh, jeez. I went away to college. It was fun. Jeez, good year for you. 17. 17. Oh, jeez. Making me nervous in here. 0800-DARLS-AT-M.

Or you can text us 9696. We'd love to hear from you. Bree and Clint. So we're talking about late bloomers. Did you want to issue a... Yeah, I just want to issue a... A retraction. A clarification.

A clarification is the word because you and I, we've asked people to call in or text through asking if you're a late bloomer and I said it's only fair when we ask a question we should be answering it. We should feel comfortable to answer it ourselves and I said I was 18 for both and someone text through and where is that text? They text through and said, does Bree mean, I can't read that out.

Does Brie mean both locations or both sexes? Sexes. And I text back and said, oh, my God, it's both sexes, both sexes. Oh, wait, that still sounds wrong. Both genders. Both genders, yeah. Far out. Okay, so that clarification is sorted.

And we've asked you, were you a late bloomer? How late? And why? Is there a reason why? Can I just say, we're getting a lot of people texting 20. I don't believe that 20 is late. I don't think 20 is late either at all. I reckon that's right in the

normal. That's totally fine. Later than some of your friends probably. I mean I guess it depends what part of New Zealand you live in though. Yeah that's true. It'd make you feel weird if all your friends you know. Had kids.

Had kids and you were like I haven't done it yet. I turned were like, I haven't done it yet. I turned 25 this year. Haven't done it yet. I feel that if it happens, that's cool. If not, then I'm not too bothered.

That's a good way to look at it. Great way to look at it. Don't want to force it. That's for sure. Don't let it become a huge deal. We've got a call from someone who wants to remain anonymous and we really appreciate you calling in to talk to us about this.

So hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Are you a late bloomer would you say? Yeah. Okay tell us how old are you? I'm about to turn 36 this year. Yeah right. And still looking for the right person to indoor garden with. Wow okay. There you go still looking. You beat Ribble Wilson. Yeah.

Hey, Anonymous, can I ask, have you ever, like, come close? Have you ever met someone who you were like, oh, yeah, maybe I could see myself, you know, moving forward with this person in that way? Yeah, I have, but it just never happened. Just never happened. Is it religious reasons or it just literally hasn't happened? It just hasn't happened. I haven't found the right person at the right time. Yeah.

And good for you for realising that. Has it become, like we said, has it become like a big deal in your head? Is it like this big thing that has built up and feels kind of insurmountable or it just hasn't happened? I think it did when I was a little bit younger but now I'm just kind of at that point in my life where I'm like, you know what?

It'll happen when it happens. Yeah, and you don't worry about what everyone else thinks anymore. I don't have to tell the person that it's, you know. No, you don't. That was my next question. Like when you date someone, like is that something you just don't tell them? Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's probably a good way to do it.

I mean, it depends what you want to get out of it, I guess. Yeah, because then that person thinks about it too much. Totally. If you feel like you need the other person to know that, you know, hey, by the way, I just want you to be aware, then fine. But then also if you don't, then yeah, okay. If you end up getting married to the that, you know, hey, by the way, I just want you to be aware, then fine. But then also if you don't, then yeah, okay. If you end up getting married to the person, that's something you can tell them down the track, you know, it'll be funny.

You'll be like, actually, you're my first and only. Totally. You can have that awkward conversations that some couples have like five years into the relationship where you can go, hey, what's your number? And they'll go, oh. Yeah, and but you can go, hey, what's your number? And they'll go, oh. Yeah, and then you can go, numero uno. You are the solo one. All right, well, maybe this year, anonymous.

Maybe lucky 36. Maybe. Anonymous, people are texting through being like, anonymous sounds lovely. I'd love to take her out. Hey, hit me up. Feel free to give Anonymous my number. Yeah.

That's what's coming through on the text machine. There you go, Anonymous. Thank you for sharing. We appreciate it. It's very interesting. Thank you. And very honest. Thanks, Anonymous.

Yeah, we really appreciate the honesty. Thank you. Next on the show, we're going to do a birthday banger for the people who want to know the number one song on their 16th birthday. Oh, it's fitting, isn't it? Is it? That's not a late bloomer. No, it's not.

If you want to know your birthday banger, 0800 DARS at M right now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. Birthday banger for your hump day. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's go to Kate first. Number one songs when you turn 16.

Let's go to Kate first. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hey. Mate, how was your day? Hey. Hey. Yeah, not bad, just busy.

Busy? Doing what? Office work. Oh. Well, let's brighten the mood, hey, Kate. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 21st September, 94.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And, Kate, we've done the math, the research. This was number one. We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. We gon' light it up. Like a stain, oh, my. It's a goodie.

Told you once. Oh, you're a rickon. Oh, no, we love Tyo Cruz. Yeah, Tyo Cruz slaps. Okay, it's not goodie. Oh, you're a rickon? Oh, no, we love Tyo Cruz. Yeah, Tyo Cruz slaps. Okay, he's not into it. That's okay. It's all right. We like the honesty, though, Kate.

Wait there. There's a good chance you'll win this. Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hey, guys. How was your day, Charlotte? You know, it was actually really good.

Some good laughs today. Good. Really? How come? Yeah. Oh, just, you know, fun in the office. good. Some good laughs today. Good. Really? How come? Yeah. Oh, just, you know, fun in the office. Got to make life fun when you can, right? Totally.

Absolutely, mate. Absolutely. You take that company's money and you use it. For fun. To have fun with your colleagues. That's what we like to hear. Okay, Charlotte, what's your date of birth? The 29th of October, 1989.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top. OG Rihanna. Rihanna. Pondi replay. Hell yeah. That's a tune from Rihanna. I saw the music video for this the other day,

for the first time in ages. She looks so young. She is so young. I think she was like maybe 18. They're just weirdly hopping around this nightclub, like fake nightclub. I like it, Charlotte. It's a good one from Rihanna.

Do you like it? It's a goodie. Yeah, it's a goodie. It's a goodie. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger from Melissa. Kia ora, Melissa. Hi, Melissa.

Kia ora. Afternoon. Afternoon. How was your day? Melissa, what did you get up to? I was just at work today, and now I'm just doing the mum life and ferrying my daughter around to all her activities. Mum's taxi.

Mum life. Yeah, and she is absolutely fizzing that I've finally rung through for birthday bangers. Amazing. What's your daughter's name? This is Lily. Yeah.

Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi. Can you call us back when... Long time, Mr. First Time Caller. Wait a second. What did you say, Lily,

one more time? Long time, Mr. First Time Caller. We got it done Long time, Mr. First Time Caller. We got it done. Well, Lily. Lily knows the cheat codes. Oh, Lily. You're my new favourite. Okay, Lily, let's do Mum's birthday banger.

What's your date of birth, Melissa? 16th of December, 1982. All right, Melissa. That means you were 16 in 1998. And here's your birthday banger. Is it a one-hit wonder from Jennifer Page? Crush? Isn't it just?

You remember that one, Mel? I do. I do. I like that song. Melissa, I'm going with you and Lily. You've won birthday banger. Yay. Thanks for calling, girls. Thank you so much.

Call any time, guys. Zedim. Zedim. Bree and Clint. Zedim, Bree and Clint Zed and Brie and Clint It's one of the greatest Jennifer Page songs of all time I'd say my favourite Definitely top three How many streams

Do you reckon that song has? Oh good question It's Crush It's from 1998 It's Melissa's birthday banger She's in the car with Lily At the moment Hi Lily Thanks for calling through I'm going to say 11 million streams On Spotify for Jennifer It's Crush. It's from 1998. It's Melissa's birthday banger. She's in the car with Lily at the moment.

Hi, Lily. Thanks for calling through. I'm going to say 11 million streams on Spotify for Jennifer Page Crush. I need to go to her page, don't I? Jennifer's page? Yeah. Jennifer Page's page. Oh, Jennifer Page's page.

Yeah, and then I can see. Yeah. Okay. It has had 134 million. Oh! 924,000, so pretty much 135 million streams. I was way off, yeah. What did you say?

11 million. Oh, jeez, yeah, way off. Just shows you just need that one hit. 100%. And ours is coming. Eventually. Eventually. I've got some ideas. Like Rimbble Wilson,

we're a late bloomer in the hits department. Next on the show, I've got a challenge for you, Brie, that we've been doing on the show over the last couple of weeks.

Are you familiar with this song? Uh, yes. It's by Modjo. It's called Lady. And next, you're going to take the Modjo Challenge.

What's the Modjo Challenge? Oh, you wait, mate. Everyone canjo Challenge. What's the Mojo Challenge? Oh, you wait, mate. Everyone can do this. We'll see how you go next. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Ariana Grande and We Can't Be Friends. No, you did not hear me singing over the top of that song. No, you didn't. Have you heard that? I heard it. You're hearing things. Have you heard that? You've got a hearing problem. Can we get a replay of that, Claude? No. Yeah, thank you. It's on the wall. What? Let's hear it. Oh. Oh, the replay's

there. I can't get right. Solid. You know why? You know why that happened? Because I was gearing up for the Mojo Challenge. What is the Mojo Challenge? Something I invented last week.

Is it a fun game or is it an embarrassing game? It's fun. It's based off this guy that I found on the reels. Trying to hit the intro post, trying to get the words

on that song. He doesn't speak English, but that doesn't matter. You'll get the point on that song he doesn't speak english but that doesn't matter you'll get the point So today, Brie Thomas out. Oh, no. You're going to take on the lady the mojo challenge Okay I'm going to kick it off What do I do?

Do I have to speak? You just got to come in with Lady I just got to hit when they You just got to drop a hot Okay And I'll just take the lady back That's all I need okay

Are you ready? The lady bits I'll just take the lady back Please don's all I need, okay? Okay. Are you ready? The lady bits. I'll just take the lady back. Please don't say that. Okay. All right. So I've just got to come in. When he comes in, easy piece of cake.

Good luck. You've just got to feel the music, you know? Feel the vibes. You've just got to feel it. I'm pretty, I don't know if you know this, but I'm pretty musically trained. I know that about you, actually. Yep.

You know? I can feel the beat. Later. No. Nope, too early. No, way too early. No, I was just joking with you guys. I was just checking if you guys were listening. Okay.

I'm going to feel the vibes now. This is for real now this time. This is for real. Okay. Not yet. Not yet. That's a trick for young players. Yeah.

A rookie would have made that mistake, but not me. Not me, baby. I've got this. I have got this. Hold your nerve. Hold your nerve. Oh, no. I can't get that.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I held my nerve too much. I thought you had it. I honestly thought you had it. That last minute second guess of yourself. So that's actually a double fail. Double. No, the first one was a joke for the lols.

No, that was a premature modjaculation. Oh yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, the first one was a joke for the lols. No, that was a premature mod-ejaculation. Oh, yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, yeah. Oh, gutted. I thought I had that. That was more embarrassing than me singing over the songs. No, it was probably equal. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. And that's us. We are done for the day Hurrah What's everyone been watching? I haven't been able to watch TV in three weeks What's the Oh yeah because you've been doing your secret project

Yeah secret project Not enough time Secret project Secret project Secret project So what's everyone watching? What's the We all rapped The Gentleman

That was great Oh yeah I haven't watched that yet That's great What else have we been watching? Oh we realised we still had three episodes of The Crown to watch, so we've been watching The Crown. Throwback.

Yeah, I know. Have you guys watched that? When you're that invested in a show, like I'm five seasons deep on The Crown, I'm not going to not watch the last three episodes. You have to. Yeah. Have you guys watched that documentary that came out a couple of weeks ago about Nickelodeon back in the 2000s?

We talked about it on the show, yeah. Yeah, called Quiet on Set. It's very intense. It's very dark. I've watched it. Looking back at like past episodes now, like iCarly, Sam and Cat, you're like, oh, that just feels weird now.

All those shows are still on platforms and stuff and people are still watching them. They're super popular. That doco is on three now. Yeah, right. If you want to watch it. Yeah.

And then what else have we been watching? I'm in a bit of a TV gap at the moment. You know what I just started watching? Yeah. I don't know why. So if you know me, you know that there's a couple of sports that I don't really like to watch. Cricket?

Yeah. And that's about it, I thought. Oh, golf. And golf. Not really my thing. Yeah. But for some reason, I watched last year the golf series on Netflix, the reality show where they follow all the professional golf players.

Anyway, season two just dropped. And for some reason, I really like it. They're doing it for every single sport now. Are they? Yeah, there's a rugby one. I watched the tennis one. The tennis one's good. For the Six Nations.

Yes. What's the tennis one called? Yeah, Match Point. Match Point. Is that what it is? Yeah. And it's the exact same show. Yeah, they're just rolling out the same concept.

It's the exact same format as the Formula One. Yeah. Netflix asked me the other day if I wanted to update to HD. I got that too. Have you got that as well? Yeah, and it charges you One. Yeah. Netflix asked me the other day if I wanted to update to HD. I got that too. Have you got that as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it charges you more. Yeah.

Yeah. Quite a bit more. And I think it is, like, better. But this is the thing about going HD. You'll notice it for the first week, and then you'll just be used to it. And the problem is, anytime you're not watching something in HD, it won't look good anymore. So you'll actually spoil yourself, is how I look at it.

Yeah, but here's my question. Have they just made everything look more blurry to try and get people to buy it? Yeah, positively. You know? Good business model. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you tomorrow.

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