ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd August 2021

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

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Oh, okay, here we go. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Where today, no chocolate. No chocolate on me anywhere that I've seen. So, that's good to know. Cool. I've been so worried about that since the last time we spoke. You know, I wanted to wear that jacket again today.

I had to take it home, hand scrub it, and then put it under the heat pump to dry. You need to wear your other denim jacket. I know thank you for noticing. Imagine having to wear your other second denim jacket. Is that Levi's? Tis Levi's yes. Bouges. Bouges? Yeah B Booj. You're Booj, Subi. Yeah, that's Booj. What about Ben's Gucci? Yeah, Ben is wearing a lot of Gucci. Have you noticed that, Brie? Ben's been wearing a lot of Gucci recently. Ben doesn't wear Gucci.

He's got the Gucci flip-flops. Wow. I've never seen Ben wear Gucci. He only wears them on good occasions. He would never spend money on stuff like that. They're formal. Formal Gucci. He's actually been wearing some new nice looking

rod and gun pieces. He feels uncomfortable you saying that. This is my only rod and gun piece I've ever owned. It's a hunting vest. What about that cool recycled one you've got? I've never worn that though to work. That's my casual Sunday just do whatever I want. Do you have a casual vest? Yeah.

I love a casual vest. See my vest. See my vest. See my vest. Made from real gorilla chest. See my sweater. There's no better. Made from real Irish setter. See my loafers.

Former golfers. I don't know anymore. Yeah, it's all I'm going to do. See my hat. It was my cat. Yeah. Is that on old time TV? See my vest.

Is that like a 40s song? See my vest. see my vest see my vest see my vest see my vest it's fucking the Simpsons uncultured swine you swine don't call me a pig it's um Monty Burns oh what a guy

that's a good pig noise that was actually good spider pig spider pig does whatever Oh, what a guy. That's a good pig noise. That was actually good. Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't. He's a pig. Watch out.

Here comes a spider pig. Fuck, we were pretty good there. It was good, yeah. Harmonies. There was a barbershop quartet going on. Ben, we were pretty good there. It was good, yeah. Harmonies. There was a barbershop quartet going on. Ben, what bit did you do? The listening. The listening. Very important.

Heard that song. Haven't seen the movie. You haven't seen the Simpsons movie? No, I haven't. I love the scene. It's not from the movie, but does anyone remember the scene from the Simpsons where Homer's roasting that pig, and then for some reason there's like an explosion

and the pig's like getting thrown through the air. He's like, it's a little dirty. It's still good. It's still good. And then it like goes into the river. It's a little wet. It's still good. It's still good.

It goes somewhere. It's a little non-existent. It's still good. It's still good. Did you guys see um the it's gone dad's comparison to the simpsons movie because you know how they was they had to put the dome the big dome because it was like yeah what happened was it something i don't know i don't remember i think it was nuclear something they made this weird like you know people make

those crazy um connections which obviously aren't true but like they were like this movie predicted. What about when they predicted that Donald Trump would be president? Oh yeah we don't talk about that. I think that the Simpsons movie was the beginning of the end for the Simpsons I think that's where it peaked. It was already

tipping off and I say that having liked the Simpsons movie but it didn't get any better after that. and then when all the celebrities had episodes it was like yeah cool but like

quite weird yeah it's not really the crux of the show do you guys remember what would you know you don't even know the Monty Burns

sweater vest song yeah sorry yeah you uncultured swine you know what one of my all time favourite shows as like a young teenager was?

Futurama. I liked Futurama, but I always compared it to The Simpsons. It was good. My favourite Futurama episode is where he realises that there's no more anchovies and he can't have anchovies on a pizza and he ends up buying this tin of anchovies for a million dollars. Yes. That'll get you.

Such a good episode. Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Salem the Cat. Yeah, that show. That sassy-ass cat. I was obsessed. Kids would have been called that name because of that character. Probably a lot.

It's got to be huge. Sabrina. Big name in America, I'm pretty sure. My family had a black cat and we named it Sabrina. And I think the joke was lost on us that the cat's name wasn't Sabrina, the cat's name was Salem. But you can appreciate the joke now. Yeah, but the joke was on us because we were like,

oh, black cat, call it Sabrina. Oh, bugger. Sabrina, the teenage witch. And then they brought it back. Netflix made a redo of it. Like a real one? It's real dark. It's like a murder mystery type vibe, right?

They're never any good when they come back. Although, I'm hearing that the new Gossip Girl's not bad. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that it's okay. It's got Tavis Jivinson on it. I didn't watch the original, so. Oh, yeah. I never watched that show.

You don't even know who original Gossip Girl is? I think I do know. Don't say it, don't say it. Don't say it, don't say it. I'm not going to say it. No spoilers. Let's talk about Love Island spoilers do know. Don't say it. Don't say it. I'm not going to say it. No spoilers. Let's talk about Love Island spoilers, though. Oh, my God.

On the text machine, I nearly got roasted today. Do you guys keep on calling him Toby? Is he the person that you guys talk about? That's the one Brie likes, eh? Yeah, that's the one you were telling me that you really like. He needs to get in the bin. You've got a big crush on Toby, right? He needs to get in the bin.

But you know what? I feel bad for the kid because he's 22, and to be honest, he shouldn't be on a reality show because I was a piece of crap when I was 22. You know what I mean? I'm 23. Meet me, you know? Meet me.

What are you even talking about? She's saying she can relate. She can relate. She's like, we've got a living example right here. You know, where was his family or someone in his life to be like don't go on it yeah you're not your frontal lobe is not fully formed enough you're gonna make yourself look like an arsehole yeah and he's done that but that's the problem with the world now we've all got social media we're all archiving this stuff you know what i've started doing is

going through my facebook memories daily and just erasing the embarrassing shit that I did in my early 20s. Because I was like, this is awesome. I believe this. You don't know what you're talking about at that age.

You have no idea and I wish I could go back to my younger self and be like, just shut the fuck up and listen. Just open your fucking ears and listen.

I had such a big Facebook call last week or the week before. Of your own content. Is that why we're not friends anymore No not friends just shit that I wrote

I was like are we just using this as texting We were yeah like blogging A mate of mine was like hey Ben Sorry I didn't reply to your text I thought this might be easy I'm like whoa that's quite personal stuff Weird Side note does anybody get

Push notifications from Uber Eats I just got one I just got one too Yeah Weird Side note Does anybody get Or is this just me Does anybody get Push notifications From Uber Eats I just got one I just got one too What does yours say Oh did I get it Hungry

I got it Maccas has you sorted Oh I don't know How to find it Get your favourites Delivered Oh I hate when they Give you push notifications

You know what it makes me do It makes me resent them And then I don't want To order from them Yeah Unlock zero dollar delivery when you spend $30 on

now I want McDonald's nah it makes the opposite for me I'm like if you guys I can make my own decision get out of my DMs

yeah I bought my first Uber Eats in like a couple years on the weekend very disappointing in a couple years yeah I never use

Uber Eats it always comes cold huh um yeah that's fair and I like to know that all of my very disappointing as always. In a couple of years? Yeah, I never use Uber Eats. It always comes cold. Yeah, that's fair. And I like to know that all of my money... But hang on, that's coming from someone who doesn't have a car. No, I like to... Huh? Yeah, that's...

Yeah, well, you know. What would you rather, the food be cold or you be cold? No, I just walk down to the kebab shop. Oh, yum. Never fails. Anyway, yeah. Do you want to hear... I've just blocked Uber Eats promotional messages. Oh, yum. Never fails. Anyway, yeah. Do you want to hear? I've just blocked Uber Eats promotional messages.

Oh, good. Do you want to hear my friend Dan, truck driver Dan, we call him. Shout out, Dan. He's not a podcaster. He'll never hear this. He listens to the show. Anyway, he always loves to give me like an update on, because he listens to the whole show because he's in the truck driving.

He goes. Is he ear checking us? show because he's in the truck driving and he goes. Is he air checking us? Yeah, he always air checks us. Always. He's always commenting and air checking. Yeah. And he said, good show this afternoon, guys. I'm really enjoying it. Oh, good.

So there you go. Maybe he's. What was that? That wasn't even a compliment sandwich. It was just a straight up compliment. Usually he's pretty brutal. There might be another text coming. Yeah. Oh, he's writing brutal there might be another text coming yeah he's writing

yeah too much Ben oh that's a bit rough that's a bit rough yeah that is rough I wasn't even on the show he turned Ben's mic off oh that's

and he's going to follow it up with another compliment he's still writing anyway yeah thought you guys would like that review I like the Clint bits

oh that is nice that was good yeah that was a good review the clit bits the clits the clit bits short for Clint bits you should, that is nice. That was good. Yeah, that was a good review. The clit bits. The clits. The clit bits. Short for clint bits. You should do a podcast called Clit Bits.

Oh, yeah? I've done one. No one can find it. Clint Roberts. Wait, no, that works because it's Clint Roberts. Roberts. Like bits. Oh, Anastasia's hash brownies kicking in.

We've got to go. We're really pushing it, Anastasia. See you, everybody. Have a great night. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Tuesday everyone.

Look, it's not the best weather today here in Auckland, but it's not stopping those Olympians over in Japan, is it? Do you reckon the weather here in Auckland is not affecting them in Tokyo? I don't think you realise, but whatever weather's here, it's the same in Japan. Right. It's a mirror image. I had a thought the other day, or maybe I saw it online somewhere, but imagine, so just picture this for a second.

So obviously, you know, Olympians get picked because they have to do time trials and they train pretty much 24 hours a day all the time. Yeah. They're the best athletes from, you know, each country. Yeah. Imagine if instead of the best athletes going to the Olympics to compete against everyone, you just randomly received

a letter. Like a call-up. Like a call-up saying, you could receive a letter saying Clinton Roberts, you will compete in the synchronised swimming at the 2024 Games. I'd watch that. And then it's literally just everyday people competing.

I'm pretty much what we're doing on our Facebook page at the moment with the average games. Sounds like a Zac Efron Freaky Friday type movie where the guy finds himself at the Olympics and he's like, how did this happen? And he's the only one who knows that he's not an Olympic athlete. And everyone's like, good luck at the Olympics.

Taika Waititi, if you want to talk scripts, let me know. I've got a few ideas. I feel like that could be a movie. Yeah, it could be a movie. Can you imagine? It'd be pretty interesting. Who do you think would win? It would all depend. It would be so random. Because I mean, if I got picked for anything, we would definitely lose. Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. But if, say, an actual athlete accidentally got picked in the lottery. Oh, then you'd, yeah, yeah. Boom.

If Sonny Bill Williams receives a... You would just own everyone. Today on the show, we're offering you another free ride, thanks to Free Guy, the new Ryan Reynolds movie. At five o'clock, you need to have a bill ready for us and call us on 0800-DALES-A-DEM because we could pay it for you this afternoon. That's happening at five, but we're going to start the show with Tradiverse Lady today. That's right, 50 bucks if you want it. Call us now, 0800DIALZM.

All you need to do is answer three questions faster than your opponent. It's cash, thanks to our mates at KFC, and you can play Tradiverse Lady with us after this. Bree and Clint, here's Heatwaves on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, here's Heatwaves on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trady vs Lady. I've just seen the fact about our lady today. So we're going head to head to Trady and her lady.

Should we meet our lady first? Yeah, let's meet her. She's from Wellington. She's 22 and she's a carnivore. She literally only eats meat. Welcome to the show, Olivia. Olivia. Hi, guys.

You only eat meat, nothing else. Nothing else. What about carbs? No, no, no carbs. What about salads? No, I don't like salad anyway. It's fine. Maybe some potatoes sneakily on the weekend.

What did you have for lunch? For lunch today, I don't like salad anyway. It's fine. Maybe some potatoes sneakily on the weekend. What did you have for lunch? For lunch today, I had mints. No, you did not. You had mints for lunch. I had mints for lunch. Wait, you heated up a packet of mints and you ate it on its own? Yeah, yeah. I love it.

Oh, Olivia, who are you? Let's see if she eats. Tradie's alive. Our Tradie today is 28. He's from the Garden City, and he is a terrible handyman slash tradie. Oh, way to not toot your own horn. I love that, Ed. Ed's here. Hi, Ed.

How are you going? You reckon you could eat Olivia under the table in the meat steaks? We'll see. We'll see. That was a poor choice of words for me. That was a very poor choice of words. I'm so glad you finished that sentence. Yeah, okay.

All right, we'll move swiftly along. That was a rookie error. I reckon we have fun buzzers today. Olivia, your buzzer is meat and your buzzer is veggies. All right. All right, here we go, meat and veg. Let's go. Question number one.

Some people have been sucked in by a Facebook scam claiming you can get a Dyson vacuum cleaner for $3. Who started Facebook? Veg. Ed, and with the veg call. Mark Zuckerberg. That is correct. The Zuckerberg created Facebook, now a billionaire.

Question number two. One to Ed, the tradies. Things on this season of Love Island UK are really starting to heat up. The boys have just come back from another holiday villa. What is it called? Casa what? Mid. Oh, Ed again.

Yep. I'm going to guess and say Blanca. Casa Blanca. I mean, it's a great guess. All right, guys, I'll give you some options. Is it A, amore? B? Meat.

Oh, meat. Olivia? Amore. It is Casa Amore, not amore. That's amore. That is amore. All right, one Amore. That's Amore. That is Amore. All right, one apiece. Question number three.

If I was drinking a margarita, what would be one of the ingredients in my drink? Veg. Oh, me. Yes, Ed. Ed. A margarita, you'd have like a lime or a lemon on the side. Yeah, we'll take that.

Correct. Lime juice is included in a margarita. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Can you tell me who sings this song? Ed. Ed for the win. Ed for the win.

Britney Spears. He's got it. He's done it, everybody. It's all that meat, Olivia. It's made you lethargic, you know? Olivia, do might have. Do you get the meat sweats? No, I don't.

She doesn't call them meat sweats. She just calls them sweats. You do call them the meat sweats, though. Someone's like, who's making bolognese? And Olivia's like, I just went for a run. Congrats, Ed. $50 coming out for you. The title of Tradiverse Lady.

Nice work, Ed. Bree and Clint. Congrats Ed 50 bucks coming out for you The title of Tradiverse Lady Nice work Ed Got a very interesting story About a woman Who is taken to the internet Because she's fed up With her husband About something that he does And you know what

I'm going to have to say I agree with her 110% Really It's very strange Is it gaming Chicks hate it When dudes game eh

I don't game but It's not strange. Is it gaming? Chicks hate it when dudes game, eh? No. I don't game, but. It's not about gaming. No. But it's something that does take up a lot of time for this guy anyway. This woman said she is very fed up with her husband and how long he takes in the toilet each day. Oh.

Right, how long are we talking? That's sacred business. She claims that he can spend up to five hours in the toilet each day. Oh, okay. Sometimes spending 45 minutes to do a number one. He needs to go to the doctor, I think. If that's the... Because if he's not faking it, then he's got some issues going on.

Well, I've got a few theories, but I'll give you a bit more backstory first. This is the part that really just blew my mind. So apparently she said she was talking about a night that they went out to enjoy a dinner together at a restaurant. Yeah. Anyway, so they had ordered their food, and they were sitting there waiting to get their food. And apparently the husband said, oh, I'm going to go use the bathroom.

And she said before he went, I gently reminded him that we were at a restaurant. Therefore, he shouldn't take too long. Apparently, he made a face and told me to knock it off and that i was being ridiculous anyway sounds like a marriage to me yeah and that he would be back in a minute um anyway 20 minutes passes he's not back 30 minutes passes he's not back she's sitting here at the restaurant by herself anyway 35 minutes passes he's not back 40 passes, he's not back. 40 minutes passes, he's not back. The food comes. She's starting to get really annoyed now

and apparently she was calling him, she was texting him. He kept ignoring the calls, diverting the calls. She even went into the bathroom and said, Hey, our food's here, hurry up. Oh no, screw that, you just start eating at that stage. Well, she said she ate her food. She went and she paid half the bill and then she left. She said, I'm not going to sit here at a restaurant by myself.

If he's doing it at home, I can imagine he's doing it to shirk responsibility and get some free time. At a restaurant, there's only two options. Either he's unwell if it takes him that long to go to the bathroom or he's Mrs Doubtfire. You know? Oh yeah, could be Mrs Doubtfire. And she should look at the other table. He's got an opportunity

at another TV network where he's meeting, what's his name, Lundy over at the next table. Look at the other table, yeah, and he's over there having dinner dressed as Mrs Doubtfire. So my brain goes to obviously we're being funny about Mrs Doubtfire. I mean, he could be. We don't know.

Do you think he has an addiction to his phone? Oh, yeah, okay. Like maybe playing a game on his phone or I don't know, he's doing something on his phone that just entrances him. If he does, he's not doing a good job of hiding it.

No. He's watching adult content or he's doing stuff that he shouldn't be doing. He could be, but at a restaurant? Really? Well, that's what happens when you've got an addiction. Yeah, right. Okay.

Well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm on her side on this, though. That is crazy. Yeah, five hours is... Five hours? Yeah, it's too much. And leaving you alone in a restaurant for 45 minutes is too much.

I'm an in-and-out type of girl. I get in there, you know, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, I'm out. Especially in a restaurant. Get back to the main event, the food, you know? Oh, and your lovely partner. And your drinks. Especially in a public restroom. Yeah.

What are you doing in there? I like that she's gone on the internet. She's gone, you know what, my marriage is possibly beyond saving, so I'm just going to throw it out there for the world to discuss. Yeah, it's pretty, like, if he won't tell her what's actually going on because no one, I mean, you know, something has to be going on. Yeah. In the toilet.

Either he's got a medical problem or he's something. Anyway, I thought we could ask, I mean, I think this one's an extreme one. I feel like that would be a bit of a deal breaker for me. Yeah. Five hours in the toilet each day. Yeah. I want to ask people, what's the thing that really irks you about your partner? Oh, okay.

Something that they do where you're just like, I just, why do they do that? Right, you want to throw it out to the public on the radio this afternoon. Yeah, they can remain anonymous or you can text us and you will remain anonymous like always. Yep. 0800 dial ZM. You can call us or you can text us and you will remain anonymous like always. 0800 dial ZM. You can call us or you can text us on 9696. What's something that really ticks you off, irks you, annoys you about your partner?

Get it off your chest this afternoon and Bree will do the same and throw her partner under the bus straight after this. I'm looking forward to hearing this. I don't know about that. Because up until now, she's been perfect. Bree and Clint. Opened up a can of worms. A woman has taken...

Who would have thought, right? Has taken to the internet because she's annoyed at her husband. She said, enough's enough. He spends at least up to five hours a day in the bathroom. 45 minutes for a weave. Yeah. What are you doing in there? He's up to no good. She said the last straw was they went out to dinner

and he spent an hour in the toilet as she sat there and ate her food alone. Yeah, he's gone and done it now. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, what's the thing that just really irks you about your partner? This big, brave person wants to remain anonymous as they dob in their partner this afternoon. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, what's the thing that really gets on your nerves about your partner? Well, we're in the lounge watching a movie and he's away snoring instead of watching the movie and it's frustrating. So I tell him to go to bed and he says,

no, you go to bed. Mum? Mum, no, you go to bed. Mum? Mum, is that you? This is exactly, I'm not even joking you, Anonymous, the exact thing that happens in my household. My mum goes, Stephen, you're sleeping. Go to bed. He goes, no, I'm not.

I'm not sleeping. You're sleeping. It even gets to the point that he snores that bad at bed that I take a mattress and go sleep in the lounge. I feel like you wouldn't be alone in that, Anonymous. Do you want to name him or just happy to keep it Anonymous? Better keep it Anonymous. He might, you know, get offended.

He won't hear it, he's asleep. Yeah, he won't remember it. Let's go to Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hello. What's the thing that really annoys you about your partner? My partner coming over, spending 10 minutes with me

and four hours with my oldest brother. Oh, no. Do you think that your partner may just be dating you so that he can be best friends with your brother? Oh, 100%. Wait, is your brother like Richie McCaw or something? Do you have like a really cool brother? No, my brother is not cool at all, actually.

Gemma, can I ask, were they friends before you and him got together or they met through you guys dating? They met through us dating. Oh, no, no, man. That's not cool. You've got to put your brother on like restricted privileges and go, if you want to have some brother time, you have to take me out

for a dinner or something like that. Oh, believe me, I've done that a hundred times. Wow. What's your brother got? What's so special about your brother?

Yeah, you know what you do, Gemma? Just start a really horrific rumour about your brother. Oh, I have. You want to hear it? I don't know. Let's go to Bridget. Hi, Bridget.

Hi, Bridget. Oh, my God, you said my name. Hi. Well, you called us and your name's on the screen. Bridget, what's the thing that really ticks you off about your partner? Oh, my gosh, it totally winds me up. He picks his nose. Oh, yeah, not great.

What does he do with it after he's picked it? No, he does not eat it, thank goodness. But it's the fact that his fingers are the size of sausages, and I think your nostrils, by the time you're 80, are going to be as big as your mouth. And every now and then I'm like, do you want a garden trowel or just a spoon? So it's a tunnelling issue for you.

You're worried he's boring out the nostrils too much. What does he do if he doesn't eat them? What does he do with the boogers when they come out? He rolls it. And then he listens to this and he goes, when it hits the floor. Now, that's a name in shame, Bridget. Give us his name.

What's his name? No, I can't. No, no, no. I would die. No, I'm not going to do this. Well, I think you can. I think no judge would rule against you if you felt like it. Bridget, I know that yours seems pretty grim at the moment,

but listen to this text. Someone texted her and they said, my partner picks his teeth with his toenails. My brother used to eat his scabs. Okay, that's enough of this conversation. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here at The Weeknd

has made an announcement on his sobriety, Dean. He has. This is pretty interesting because he hasn't really spoken about this much before, but he has in his music. I mean, I Can't Feel My Face was about taking drugs. That's what it was inspired by, if you didn't know that already. But he's come out and he's actually shared that he is living

an almost sober lifestyle. He's not doing any of the, as he puts it, like hard drugs, in his words. He's still on the hoochie-coochie because that's legal here in California. And so he takes that occasionally, hooochie Coochie. And he said he's never been a heavy drinker and he will still drink occasionally but not very often.

And, you know, he was kind of saying that, like, drugs were a real crutch for him and he felt at the time that he needed it but now he realises that he just doesn't and now he wants to start a family. He wants, you know, he wants children. It's all kind of, like, maturing and very exciting to him. I heard him refer to it as sober light, which I thought was quite a good way

to rebrand it. Demi Lovato did something recently too similar. She said that she is California sober, which means she doesn't drink or do drugs except for weed. That's what she calls California sober. I think that's sober mid-strength.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All kind of the same. Yep, still can't drive on it though. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. This story's been doing the rounds today and I've heard a few people talk about it.

It's quite interesting though to delve into the minds of parents because I'm not a few people talk about it. It's quite interesting, though, to delve into the minds of parents because I'm not a parent myself, but you are, Clint, so you could probably comment on this. Sure. There's a Queensland mother, her name's Penny Brand, and she's spoken out about how she believes that she thinks it's okay to let her kids swear. Oh, yeah.

She said it's completely changed her relationship with her 10-year-old daughter and that she threw away any outdated parenting rules on swear words and they've made serious inroads into improving their relationship. Okay. She thinks it's an outdated kind of concept to be so strict about, you know, using certain words and that she has taught her kids that obviously using swear words in certain, you know,

times is not appropriate and then in other times it is appropriate and that they're old enough now. I think she's got an eight and a ten-year-old. Yeah. And she said, yeah, it's not appropriate for every environment, but she said she believes her kids can grasp the ideas and rules and conventions around swear words. Right, very progressive.

It's quite interesting. What do you think? I don't have a problem with my children swearing. In fact, they're at an age where I think it's pretty cute. Like to hear a two-year-old use an F-bomb, it's pretty cute. Yeah. Like the problem is they have no idea the context and the time when it's appropriate and inappropriate for the words to be used.

So on principle, I don't mind them using them. Let's say two-year-old, I mean, not really the same as a 10-year-old. Let's say 10-year-old. What are your thoughts around a 10-year-old being allowed to swear? Well, it depends on the intention of the words as well. Like if they know when to use them and they'll crack up and you've got this 10-year-old swearing like a sailor, it could be fun. But if they use those swear words to be offensive towards other people,

then you've created a monster because they're powerful, especially to a 10-year-old. Nothing, especially to a 10-year-old. Nothing more powerful to a 10-year-old than a naughty word, you know? Yeah, and I think that that's what she's saying. I think she's saying by allowing them to use the words in the right context and not in the ways that she doesn't deem appropriate, it actually moves them further. You take the power out of her.

Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like it makes them maybe not want to say them as much or use them only in the right context. I don't know. It's quite an interesting thought process though. Yeah. Because, I mean, I've never sworn in front of my mum to this day. Really?

To this day. Really? Well, I'm talking F-bombs. Really? I've said shit and stuff in front of my mum. Yeah. But never, ever said the F-bomb. You've said worse than that to her.

You might not have said an F-bomb, but I've seen the videos. You've seen worse than that to her. I mean, yeah, I forgot about that. You're no saint. Bree and Clint. The Olympics, it's all anyone can talk about at the moment. Lisa Carrington just won two gold medals back-to-back in the kayak. Back-to-back in the kayak. Back-to-back in the kayak.

Back-to-back in the kayak. That could be a new rap for Kodak Black. Yeah, for Kodak Black, yeah. Kodak Black. Yeah. And Bobby Mac. Crushed it. Let's leave it there.

And that's when you know a rap's over. I had a thought watching the Olympics last night I was like I wonder because obviously there's so many amazing athletes that come from this country and there'd be a lot of athletes who have retired or wouldn't be at this Olympics that might be listening right now to our show. You reckon ZM's the choice

of athletes past and present? Could be. I don't know and that's why I thought maybe we should find out Do you know anyone that's won an Olympic medal before? Have you ever held an Olympic medal in your hands? Yes, I have. Yeah? I dated one.

Remember we talked about it on the show last week. Yeah, I didn't know if they medalled or not. I know they went to the Olympics. Yes, they have. What colour medal? Bronze. Bronze, oh yeah. Yeah, bronze.

But I also know another person now that's won a medal Ruby Toohey She's got a gold She's got a gold We've got to get our hands on that gold Can we get Ruby in here when she gets back? She already had a silver from the last Olympics as well Yeah, but now she's got a gold

Yeah I've worn Blair Chook's medal before Oh yes And Sarah Walker, the BMX's medal But I'm not related to anyone Am I related to anyone? No. We've already talked about it.

Let's see how close we can get, right? So you or a relative, do they have an Olympic or Paralympic medal? Maddie has called up. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello. Is it you, Maddie? Have you won an Olympic medal?

Not you. Not me. It's my dad. Your dad. Okay, all right. Very close to you. What was the sport, first of all? Rowing. R me. It's my dad. Your dad. Very close to you. What was the sport, first of all? Rowing. Rowing. Okay.

The Kiwis, very well known for their rowing skills. And Maddie, what's your dad's name? His name is Ian Wright. Ah, they're going to say Ferguson. Ian Wright. Okay. What colour medal did he win? So he's won a bronze medal. A bronze medal.

And where does he keep it? In the lounge. In the lounge, yes. On the mantle? Around his neck. No, actually just sitting there. I'm so... He did, he just coached the Aussies to a gold medal in this Olympics.

Oh, that traitor. That's cool. He coached the Australian. Did he win a medal for New Zealand or for Australia? So he won a medal himself for New Zealand, but he now coaches Australia to gold medal. Wow, okay. Obviously paying good money over there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got to go where the money is. That's amazing, Maddie. And let me ask, because your dad's a rower, did you take up rowing or did you do any sport or were you like, nah? Definitely not rowing. Definitely not rowing.

Fair enough, Maddie. Okay, that's great. I've got the bit now. We can do better. We can talk to someone who has won a medal. Themselves. There's someone listening out there. There's been Olympics.

The modern Olympics have been going for over 100 years, you know? I mean, we've had- We have to have someone out there who's got a medal. We've had Barbara Kendall on this show before. She's won a bunch of medals. Yeah, yeah. You know, there's people out there. I'm telling you, someone would be listening right now.

They might be in their car and they'd be going, oh, yeah, I went to Rio. I won a medal. Yeah, I could give them a call. I could just call them up. Driving in their car. Oh, yeah, I just remembered. I was in Rio.

Yeah, I mean... That's right. I won a gold medal in Rio that time. I should call them up. Driving in their car. Oh, yeah, I just remembered. I was in Rio. Yeah, I mean, I went. That's right. I won a gold medal in Rio that time. I should call ZM. Well, if that's you, you need to call us right now, but we'll still accept relatives as well, right? Absolutely. 0800 dial ZM.

You can text us on 9696. Have you or a very close relative won an Olympic medal? Bree and Clint. We want you to call us. 0800 dial ZM. Maybe you've already been to the Tokyo Olympics Maybe you're in isolation right now Yeah, maybe you're sitting there in your hotel room listening to ZM

Clutching your medal, just letting it dangle around your neck And glisten in the sunshine Why don't you call us and tell us about it, huh? We're asking people who have won Have you won a medal? Because we'd love to talk to you And the first person who's called through is Clarissa. Hi, Clarissa. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Now, is it you that's won an

Olympic medal or one of your relatives? It's me. Oh, it's you. I won the Olympic medal. Wow. Hang on a second. You need this. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a catch? Yeah, yes, there's a catch. But technically, I have a gold medal.

You guys didn't clarify what event. So I won a gold medal in the 2006 World Choir Olympics in China. That all counts. It counts. We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it. I was like, wait, there were no Olympics in 2006. Technically, it is an Olympics.

Not the Olympics we were thinking of, but that is our fault, not yours. Did they play your anthem or did you sing your own anthem when you received your medals? No, they played our anthem. Yeah, right. I love that.

Yeah, good question. You're a great champion in our eyes, Clarissa. Thank you for calling up. One of the true greats. As close as we've come so far. Very, very exciting to have her on the show. Let's talk to Paige. Hi, Paige.

Hi, Paige. Hi. Now, is it you that's won an Olympic medal? No, my swim coach is a Paralympic, Ashley, and she has two medals. Whoa, that's pretty cool. That counts. We'll take that. What's your swim coach's name? Nikita.

Yes. What colour medals does she have? A gold and a bronze. Does she sometimes bring them to swimming training just to motivate you guys and just hang them at the end of the pool and be like, Swim faster. If you want to achieve greatness, you need to swim faster. I wish, but hopefully she'll bring another one home this year. Oh, she's competing again?

Yeah. Paige, I feel like she's, you know, definitely on the right track. We appreciate you calling through and say hello to your swim coach for us. I will. Okay, thanks. I've been trying to get... You've been called an air support, eh? Yeah, I've been trying to get a You've been called on air support, eh? Yeah, I've been trying to get...

Because obviously we haven't had direct someone. I mean, you know, obviously the choir Olympics does count. But I've been trying to get my mate Eric Murray on the show because I did the first season of Treasure Island with him. Is he screening your calls? I've been trying... Because, I mean, he was on TV last week and he was pumped up about the rowing.

And, you know, obviously he's won a bunch of medals. And I'm like, I need to call in air support, get Eric Murray on the show. And apparently he was going to come on the show. But, oh, wait, have we got him? Have we got him? Oh, there's a catch. Because he did text me. Say something nice about him.

He might be on hold. Say something nice about him. No, no, no. No, I'll tell you what has actually happened. Apparently, he's at the supermarket. Oh, right. So he's just like, I can't call right now.

I'm at the supermarket. I'm in the deli trying to decide whether I want the suppressor salami or the pancetta. Have we got him? Have we got him? Do we have him? Hello, ZM.

Who's this? Eric Murray. Yes! Olympic champion, Eric Murray. Yes! Olympic champion Eric Murray! Eric, just to clarify, have you won an Olympic medal before? Yeah, a couple, actually. A couple. So we've heard.

Oh, you big show-off. More importantly, what's for dinner tonight? We just picked up some steak some Brussels sprouts, some broccoli and beans See, that is the key to winning an Olympic medal Eric Murray, you just saved this segment, thank you very much for your time We appreciate you Eric

There we go I mean, won a couple of medals so that counts for two There is apparently I mean, won a couple of medals, so that counts for two. Jeez. Brie and Clint. There is apparently unprecedented demand for this one certain thing since COVID-19 took place. And I want to know if you can guess what it is, Brie. Hand sanitiser.

Oh. Well, yes, but no, not in this. Face masks. No, not face masks. It's a luxury item, okay? People have been bored in lockdown. This is a luxury item. And they're selling out of them.

Condoms. No, condoms are a luxury item. Depends which one you get. A luxury condom. You might get a silk one. No, one more guess. A luxury item. Big demand.

Selling out all over the place. Blue cheese. No, not a blue cheese no not not a blue cheese the luxury I guess you shouldn't call it an item but the luxury

thing that is selling out vibrators no not vibrators jeez I'm happy to refer to a vibrator as an item I mean how many things

are there to do in the house no it's a it's expensive cats I'm happy to refer to a vibrator as an item. I mean, how many things are there to do in the house? No, it's expensive cats. Luxury cat breeds. I wasn't too far off with the last one, was I? Yeah, you're in the right area. Luxury cat breeders.

What do you mean when you say luxury cats? So fancy cats. What's a fancy cat? I'll tell you. A cat that wears a top hat? Yeah, that one. In a monocle. Luxury cat breeders say COVID-19 has pushed demand higher than ever to unprecedented level.

In particular, your high-end purebred cats, which, by the way, if you're getting one, you should go from a registered breeder with full vet notes, blah, blah, blah. Weren't your cats paleo? Yeah, they were when we got them paleo. They were fancy cats.

Pre-COVID cats though. Yeah, true. You started the trend. Would you like to hear the list of the most popular pussies? Yeah, what are the fancy pussies? So these are in New Zealand dollars and the most popular and expensive cats that are currently facing a cat shortage at the moment.

You can get a Burmese. It's popular. I love Burmeses. Burmese cats. They're so cute and cuddly. $1,100 for a Burmese. Don't like it that much. A ragdoll cat, $1,200 to $1,800.

Cute cats though. Do you know why they call them ragdolls? My brother used to have a ragdoll cat. Do you know why they call them ragdolls? My brother used to have a ragdoll cat. Do you know why they call them ragdolls? Why? When you pick them up

they go all floppy. Yeah. Like a ragdoll. Oh, okay. They're very cute. Could cost you $1,200. British short here, which is,

those are the cats that I've got. Also counts British blues. Yes. They're currently selling for $1,300 a pop, these cats. You should sell off your cats. Make a bit of money.

Good time to sell. It's like anything. Sell one, keep the other. When you buy a car, you're like, oh, the prices have gone up. Good time to sell. Do they go up in value? Bermans? Do you like a Berman? I don't know what a Berman is. No, I'm not too familiar with a Berman either, but $1,500 a Berman will set you back.

Jesus. What about the Sphinx cat? Is that the hairless cat? The hairless cat, which I quite like the idea of as a man with cat allergies. Those naked cats kind of look like they're covered in... Or just get a dog. Or get a dog.

Do you like these baldy cats? Look, I think... Some people can't handle them. They're cute in their own way. Would you pet one? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Looks like elbow skin.

The whole cat looks like elbow skin. It looks like a wrinkly ball sack. That's what I was trying not to say. It is literally what it looks like. A sphinx will cost you $1,800. Oh, my God. Is it because they're rare? Yeah, it's because they're rare

and they're purebred and all of that. And because they're trendy as well. That's the other bit. A Bengal, which I'm pretty sure is what Ross Boss has got, which he said

is one of the most annoying cats in the world. He loves that cat though. Shout out to Forest Whitaker. One of the more annoying breeds. You got a bit of a bung eye, old Forest. They found that cat out in the street in Dubai and they go for $2,000 here in New Zealand.

There's obviously a family in Dubai who's very, very upset because their family cat was stolen by Ross and his wife. What I would like to say is it was like an actual desert cat. If anyone would like to buy this cat... $2,000. I will take that because it's cost me a lot of money over the years. Will you take $1,500? A dollar.

A dollar a day? I'll do a trade like that other media company. You don't have the most popular cat, though. There's two more. A Maine Coon. Oh, yeah, the real big cats. Real big cats going for two and a half grand

and the most expensive trendy cat you can get at the moment is called a Pixie Bob which looks like a miniature bobcat and they'll go for $5,000 a cat.

So. What about just your household tabby? I think they're about $60 or $90 from the SBCA. Sold! Yeah. Bree and Clint. I want they're about $60 or $90 from the SPCA. Sold. Bree and Clint.

I want to talk about this new dating app. Producer Anastasia, the only single one in the team at the moment. Maybe you're interested in a new dating app. You've been on the Bumbles and the Grinders and the Bump and the Grinders. Yeah. But this could be for you. Yeah, okay. It says here, a new social app offering fulfilling friendships and love. It then goes on to say exclusively for unvaccinated people.

Oh. I took all of those boxes. You are unvaccinated. I'm unvaccinated. Technically at the moment, yes, you are. Looking for fulfilling friendships. It's unfortunately been pulled from the Apple Store. Oh, no.

For violating its COVID-19 policies. Yeah. So you no longer can get it on the Apple Store. So is it a dating app for the unvaccinated or for anti-vaxxers? Yeah, right. Look, I'm not going to speculate, I'm not going to speculate, but I thought we could play a fun game. Do any of you think you could pick what the name of this app would be? Yeah, okay.

That's not a bad idea. So it's an app. I've got an idea. Dating app for, you know, people who are unvaccinated, producer Anastasia. Needle in a haystack. Oh, that's good. Is it correct? Not correct.

They missed an opportunity there. I got one. I got one. A name for an anti-vaxxers dating app. No pricks allowed. Oh, no. Not the name of it, but good. Yes, producer Anastasia's got another one. Got another, but good, yes.

Producer Anastasia's got another one. Got another one. Shot at Love. Oh. No, but see, they don't get the shot. Yeah, no shot at love. No shot at love. And I mean, that contradicts.

Well, maybe I want that to what they're trying to do. Yeah, it's very confusing, Anastasia. I can start one for Provaxers. Good idea. Called Shot at Love. Or I think that's called Bumble. Let's trademark that, Brie. Oh, yeah.

What about Jabba? Nah, it would be no Jabba, wouldn't it? Producer Ben, any ideas from you? Nah, no. I don't know. To be honest, I feel like the ones you guys have come up with are probably better than this one. The dating app, which is for people who are unvaccinated,

is called Unjected. Cool, man. I think like, is it like playing on rejected? Injected, Unjected, Injected. Rejected. See, it's not good when you have to talk through the concept, is it? It means it's not the best. Yeah, nah. Anyway, it's been banned from the Apple Store, so you can't get it.

What a shame. I know. What a shame. Just a news update for you. Very hot sailors, Peter Burling and Blair Chook. Currently sailing for gold in the 49ers. Ben, how are the other boys going? They're in third at the moment.

How long does that race go for? How much longer got to go, Ben, in metres? Have you mapped it out? I don't bloody know. Yeah. Well, you're our Olympic correspondent, Ben. 750 metres left. Is it really?

No, I have no idea. Right. You should have just said that. We would have had no idea. Well, let's hope hotness powers them over the line. Speaking of the Olympics, New Zealand Olympian who is in Tokyo, Lewis Clairbert.

He's a swimmer. He's back now. He's in an isolation hotel somewhere. He's blowing up on TikTok because he is showing all the behind the scenes stuff at the Olympics. He's showing things like the cardboard beds. He took his mattress off. He did some jumping on his cardboard

bed. He showed the free stuff that you get as an athlete. What free stuff do you get? All the Samsung gadgets. Samsung are a sponsor and he got all this special edition Olympics stuff too that only the athletes get. Maybe I should take training back up again

To get some free stuff Like Yeah that's I want a free Samsung TV That's the motivation Yeah That's what would Forget the gold medal

Forget the glory I want the Samsung frame TV You want a frame Yeah Well maybe you need to get Good at athletics Imagine if instead of Like getting medals

They get presented So like The winner gets a Tesla Yeah Second place gets a 65 inch frame TV, and what does third get? Some ear pods. Yeah, yeah, some ear pods, yeah. Good

to go. He has had almost 6 million views on one video where he has shown his Olympic cheek meal. So once you finish competing, I think you've got 48 hours before you have to get out of the village Didn't all the Olympians back in the day

They'd always talk about how Because I feel like they'd build in certain fast food restaurants In the Olympic Village McDonald's Yeah, and that's where they would go And they would all just like pig out I haven't seen any McDonald's at the current Olympics Yeah, I don't think it's there

Maybe they're not there But he has shown the food hall And it's just whatever you want. It's like buffets of hot chips and pizza and lollies and nuggets. Ice cream? What about Sundays? Oh, there'd be ice cream galore. Hot fudge Sundays.

He's shown after six months of clean eating his cheat meal. If this guy picks a crappy cheat meal, I'm going to lose my mind. If he's picked, no. Guess what? It's like when The Rock came out and he goes, oh, yeah, it's The Rock, my cheat meal is all of this sushi. No, that's not a cheat meal. Well, do you want to hear it?

This is Lewis Clairbert. Sushi is me eating healthy. Here's him. He's TikTok'd his cheat meal. Oh, it's bloody sushi, isn't it? No, it's me eating healthy Here's him He's TikTok'd his cheek male Oh it's bloody sushi isn't it No it's not sushi Here's what he's had What Olympians eat Once they've finished competing

Let's go Chocolate Pizza And chips Dumplings No room for bread Time to feast What do you think

Pizza Chips Chocolate And dumplings Nah I rate that He's done pretty well there Oh you reckon he's done alright Yeah Pizza Pizza, chips, chocolate and dumplings. Nah, I rate that. He's done pretty well there. Oh, you reckon he's done alright? Yeah. Pizza, can't go wrong. Hot chips, come on.

Hot chips are like the goat. Chocolate, who doesn't love chocolate? And what was the last one? Dumplings. And dumplings are pretty fantastic too. But then he's got no room for bread. Well, pizza technically. He's done himself dirty on that because it is bread.

Breaking news. Super Hot Sailors, Blair, Chook and Peter Burling. A silver medal in the Olympics. Yeah, congratulations to the boys. Raining medals at the Olympics at the moment. Yeah, it's a good day. It was a good day yesterday too. Yeah.

We were 10th. Before that race, we were 10th on the medal table. So I mean, pretty good time. Pretty good. Going very well. Let's talk dating for a second. Not something I've done in quite a long time. You more recent than me, but

not that recent either. No. I want you to put you back into your single days and you meet somebody, you're out, and you want to swap details and you go, oh, add me on Instagram so we can talk and we can catch up. Yeah, well, it's a little bit more casual, I think, than saying here's my phone number where they can call and text you direct at any time.

Yeah, and that way you can have a little stalk of the pickies. Oh, just add me on Instagram. Yeah. And that person goes, oh, I don't actually have Instagram. And you go, oh. Then I'd say, oh, I'll add you on Facebook. Oh, I actually don't have Facebook. Okay.

I'll add you on Snapchat. Don't have Snapchat. TikTok? I'm not on TikTok. Tumblr. I don't know what Tumblr is. MySpace. Look, I'm going to be level with you. I've got no on Snapchat. Don't have Snapchat. TikTok? I'm not on TikTok. Tumblr. I don't know what Tumblr is. MySpace. Look, I'm going to be level with you.

I've got no social media. LinkedIn! No social media. For God's sake, let me add you on LinkedIn! No social media whatsoever. I'm actually off the grid when it comes to social media. Here's the question. Is that hot or is that weird?

Because I've got to be honest On initial thoughts It makes them sound a little bit Mysterious to me Like they're above social media I don't like mystery You don't like mystery I don't like mystery

What's your gut telling you? When you sneeze and you're like did I wet myself? Did I not wet myself? I don't like that mystery But you've just met me. You think I'm hot and you want to date me. A little bit of a red flag. But I've got no social media that's a red flag to you? It's different if you were like, I do have social media.

I just don't go on it hardly ever. Right. That's different. But you want some kind of digital paper trail behind me. Well, I just think sometimes, like, sometimes, yeah, totally could just be that they hate social media and they don't want to waste their time, which is, like, I like that.

They're busy. They might be busy out being a doctor or something. On the other side, they could be hiding something. Oh, right. Well, they could be. That's the reality of secret life. You know, things these days. Okay, red flag for you. Got it. Anastasia, you're actually out there in the dating pool at the moment.

You meet someone, no social media, hot or not? Yeah, that's hot, I reckon. It's hot, okay. Sending you a text instead of like a DM or Snapchat. You like an old school text. What about a phone call? What about? Oh, don't go that far.

So you think it's hot If someone If you meet someone Say they're your age They're 23 Yeah And they go Nah I'm not on social media

Never have been Never want to be If I was a little bit older The red flag thing Would be a possibility Because you know You don't want the whole like Married with a wife

Secret family Yeah But if he's like 23, 24 That's a very low chance. I mean, it's a low chance. I rate that. Imagine the guy just being like,

I want to live in the moment, you know? It sounds like they're hiding something to me. That's such a cliche. It sounds like what if they have a secret girlfriend and all over their social media page is pictures of him and his girlfriend? I'd like to consider my friends, like,

that they'd be able to do a bit of digging before. But they can't. They can't. Because he doesn't have a background check. If we know his name, yeah,

we can. She'll find a way. Okay, we've got one hot, one not. Ben, hot or not, no social media?

Yeah, I don't think that's, I think that's a red flag. Red flag. At the moment. Like, no social media at all. I want to think that it's hot,

but in me it goes, how come you don't know about social media? Do you not understand that? Are you a boomer? How old are you? Do you not know how to work Instagram? So it's a bit of a, it's a little bit of a red flag for me too.

But that's okay. We're all different. Like it's very different, I think, someone being like, I've got it, but I just don't use it. I don't use it.

It's there. Hardly at all. It's there though, because that to me is saying, that's hot. My profile picture, it's me and my old girlfriend. I haven't changed, but I just don't use it. I don't use it. It's there. It's there though because that to me is saying that's hot. My profile picture, it's me and my old girlfriend. I haven't changed it because I don't use it. I forgot the login details. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? It's like they're saying, I've got it, so I'm not hiding anything. But it's not important to me. But it's not important to me. That's hot. All right. Let's go with that. 0800 dials at him.

You're dating someone. They don't have social media. Is that hot? At all. At all. No social media whatsoever. They are literally a ghost on social media. You can't find them. At all. At all. They're in an age where they should have social

media but they don't have it. Yeah. Is that hot or not? Bree and Clint. You meet someone you're keen on them, you want to start dating, you ask them to add you on social and you find out they have no social media whatsoever. Nothing. There's no digital footprint of this person

as far as the internet is concerned, they don't exist. Or so they tell you. Or so they tell you. But if you're taking them at face value, is that hot or is that not? It's three to one in the studio. The nots have it as far as we're concerned. Yeah, but what do the people think? Yeah, is it hot or is it not?

We'll start with Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi there, can you hear me? We can hear you. Can you hear us? Sure. Okay, good. Jenny, what do you think? Jenny, is it hot or not when you meet someone that doesn't have any social media whatsoever? I think it's hot as. I mean, it's been thousands of years without it. It's like a really recent invention and people live very full lives without it.

Okay. But let's just talk about, so that's an interesting concept and I'm listening, but let's say, you know, the brand new amazing flat screen TVs that are out there at the moment, full-blown colour HD. It's a new invention, but why not just have an old black and white big back TV? Oh, that's going too far. Jenny's like, I have my limits. She can't be reasoned with though.

We'll take you at your word Jenny We'll put you down as hot To have no social media Let's talk to Erin Hi Erin Hi Erin Kia ora First of all

Has this happened? Have you met somebody Who has no social media? Yes A very good friend of mine Has just turned 30 And she has nothing Like nothing nothing

Ooh interesting What made her Has she always had nothing? Or this is a new thing for her? No, she's never had any of it. And she's totally, in all other respects, completely normal. Is she? Are we sure?

She genuinely is super normal. She's not a bunny boiler in private? No. Honestly, like I thought there was something up with her when I first met her, but she is super normal. I love how honest you are. You're like, look, I thought she was a bit, you know. So find as a friend, I want you to think of her as a prospective date.

You meet them in a bar and there's no social media. Do you find it hot? No. No, I do not. It's just weird. It's a little bit red flaggy, isn't it? It is a bit red flaggy. And for some reason, I find it less creepy if you're a girl than a boy.

I don't know why. Yeah, I see what you're saying, Erin. And can I dig into that? Do you think it's because it's more dodgy for a guy not to have social media? Is that what you mean? He's more likely to be hiding something? I don't know. I think I'm being a hypocrite, but maybe, yes.

That's okay. Okay, cool. We'll put you down as a not hot. So one each. Let's talk to Maxine. How are you going? Hi, Maxine. Good, thank you. That's okay. Okay, cool. We'll put you down as not hot. So one each. Let's talk to Maxine. How you going? Hi, Maxine. Good, thank you.

That's good. Maxine, what do you think? Hot or not? No social media? I think it's hot. My partner's 43 and he's got no social media. He's got nothing. Is that because he doesn't know how it works?

Nah, he's not a boomer, buddy. He's 43. He's not 73. I'm just having a go. I'm just having a go. I know, and I fully trust him. And then you can trust him more because you know they're not going out and then chatting up other chickies online. Yeah.

Also, what would he post, eh? Well, I mean, he does provide that opportunity a lot more, doesn't it? Oh, hell yeah. And you know where they are and what they're doing because I just trust them more. Okay, okay, you trust him more because he doesn't have social media. But I don't know. I trust him, though, anyway. Yeah.

But Maxine's already with him. Yeah. They're married. No, we're not. Oh, you're not married yet? Oh, that's awkward if he's listening. No, we've been together four and a half months. Oh, right.

He's only 43. He's too young to be married. Right, so it's a new thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a half months. He's only 43. He's too young to be married. Right, so it's a new thing. Yeah, yeah. I was quite shocked. I was like, hey, what? You've got nothing guys. No, I'm like, oh my God.

And my daughter tried stalking him on Facebook and I said, give up because he hasn't got Facebook. See, that's interesting, Maxine, what you just said there. You were quite shocked when he said he didn't have any social media. Yeah, well, most people do these days. And it's a vote for hot? Oh, well, most people do these days. Yeah, at least something. And it's a vote for hot? Oh, yeah, I think it's hot.

Okay. I think it's nice knowing that they're not sitting there chatting up bloody chicks or getting private messages from other women. There it is. Or not scrolling on TikTok till four in the morning. Oh, just five more TikToks. Izzy, quickly, hot or not? No social media.

Definitely hot. Definitely hot. Definitely hot. I recently went through a quarter-life crisis, quit my jobs and went travelling in New Zealand and I met a guy up north who only had an old-school Nokia phone that only text and called. So wait, so wait.

So he had an old-school Nokia phone and you thought he pulled out the 3315. You went, oh, that's a bit of me. That's a bit sexy. You're not tempted to get a police check run on this guy to see that he's not living off the grid for nefarious reasons? No, he was just so chill. It was great.

He was just living in the moment. Is he? All for it. As what I've seen in the past, Nokia's burner phone. Finally, Grant, male perspective, no social media, make someone,

is that hot or not? Hot. Hot as. Hot as. Have you dated someone that's had no social media? I've been a person who has no social media.

And were you hot? Well, look, I'm going to vouch for most of them and say that we're not all hiding families and wives and kids but humans are conditioned

to think the worst and I get it. It's true and we didn't say that everyone that doesn't have social media is hiding something. But it's where your mind goes to. The human mind takes you there because, I mean, that's naturally, like you just said, what it does. Fair enough, Grant.

But just in passing, you had no social media. Do you have a secret family? No. Damn it. I wish you had said yes just for the joke. Just for the joke. Come on, Grant. Nah, you're right, Grant.

We love that one up for you. Thanks for calling, mate. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Come on, Grant. Nah, you're right, Grant. We love that one up for you. Thanks for calling, mate. Right, here we go. Birthday banger to get you home on a Tuesday. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was their actual top ranking song on their 16th birthday. Mycutta is here.

Kia ora, Mycutta. Hi, Mycutta. Kia ora, Kia ora, Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you. Yourself? Not too bad. Thank you for asking.

What's your birthday? 12-11-83. All right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 12th of November. And, Maikara, your birthday banger is this. Yeah, how good. Banger. Bit of Eiffel 65. birthday banger is this. Yeah, how good? Banger. Bit of Eiffel 65.

He's into it. You're into it? You like it? You'd vote for that? I'll vote for that for sure. Yeah, nice. Okay. That's a tune.

Cool. Let's get another one on for Sean. Hi, Sean. G'day, Sean. How's it going, guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. That's good to hear, Sean.

Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 7th of November, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 7th of November. And on that day in 2007, this was number one. Oh, this is an underrated banger too. A bit of Timberland. Kerry Hilson.

I think I would have preferred Eiffel 65. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, no, I like that, Sean, because, I mean, this gets played on Friday Jams. Yeah. I've got a huge old head. Yeah, it's good though. Baby girl. Cool.

Thank you for your honesty. Let's get one more birthday banger on for Tracy. Kia ora, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi, how are you though. Baby girl. Cool. Thank you for your honesty. Let's get one more birthday bang around for Tracy. Kia ora, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi, how are you? Out of 10, what would you rate your day today? About a seven and a half. Oh, that's not bad.

No, I like that. I feel like that was an honest answer, and you know we don't take any BS on this show, Trace, so thank you for that. What's your birthday, Tracy? 30th of August, 1977. All right, you know, we don't take any BS on this show, Trace, so thank you for that. What's your birthday, Tracey? 30th of August, 1977. All right, you were 16 in 1993. And on the 30th of August in 93, this was number one.

Mr. Raider, calling Mr. Wrong, calling Mr. Vain. I know what I want and I want it now. Power banger. I want it now. Zah, Mr. Vain. Do you like that, Tracy, Mr. Vain? Yeah. To be honest, I liked the song before.

Oh, you liked the Timberland one? You liked Timberland? Yeah. Oh, we've got to mix within the group then. Wait there, Tracy. We've got to vote. I'm pretty clear cut on this. I want to hear Eiffel 65 in blue.

Where's your head at? Yeah, I mean... Because you voted for that Mercer Vane song and it's won a couple of times before. We've both voted for it. Has it won?

Yeah, it's definitely won. I feel like I voted for it but it's never won. Oh, okay. Well, you can take us a split vote on that one. I do really like that song but I feel in the mood

for Eiffel 65. Right. And Sean loved it. Oh, no, it wasn't Sean. I mean, Mike, I loved it. They both loved it. Which made me want to vote 65. Right. And Sean loved it. Oh, no, it wasn't Sean. I mean, Maikado loved it. They both loved it. Which made me want to vote for it even more. And Sean liked it.

Maikado, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Let's go. Here we go. The winner from what year, Brie? This was from 1999.

1999. It's E-465 And Blue on ZM Just keeps going eh It's a long song It's a long song 1999 They weren't making

TikTok length songs Were they I feel like they could have Covered everything That's in this song In a shorter song Oh we got the gist After the first two minutes

The Blue. Daba-dee-ba-ba-dai. We got it. Banger though. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from I-465. Italian DJs. Did you know that about I-465? Really?

I saw I-465 a couple of years ago at that So Pop concert. Oh, yeah. Bewitched were also there and Aqua and the Vanga Boys. Did they play anything other than that blue song? Nah, that was pretty much it. Yeah, that's all you want, eh? Taking out Kerry Hilson and Mr Vain this afternoon.

Very interesting article out today which talks about crazy messages florists have been asked to put on carts. Oh, yeah. They would be privy to some raunchy stuff and also some, like, scandalous stuff too.

Yeah, well, it says here it's a bunch of different things, birthdays, grievances, condolences, new jobs, new babies. It goes on and on, the different things people send flowers for. Some of the interesting ones that came through was, these are all from Floris. Someone said, I had to send an I love you card to both the wife and mistress in the same order. You'd feel dirty like you were a part of it.

You're like, I don't want to be a part of this. Anyway, someone else, another Floris said, I had to send a message that said, go near my husband again and I'll be sending you funeral flowers. That's a bit of a boss way. You're sending flowers to the mistress. I know, bish. Someone else said, as a florist, I received flowers on behalf

of my mum at a funeral. The card said, get well soon. It was her funeral. Oh. Don't know how that happened um anyway i thought you know based off of this we could maybe put this to the test this afternoon yeah really put a florist to the test to see just how much yeah you know can go on a card okay sure so i've come up with a little scenario in my head. We're going to call a real florist right now. And I'm just going to ask, you know, for them to write a simple card. Well, that's their job.

Hello, this is *** Flowers. I was wondering if I could put in an order, please. Yep. What are you after? I was after the peachy canes. Peachy canes. And who do you want it delivered to or do you want to pick it up? I'd like it delivered to Damien.

Damien, yep. Are you able to take down what the card is going to say? Yep, yep. Okay, perfect. Sure can. I'd just like it to say, Damien, you low-life piece of shit. Yep. I know about you and the woman from your work.

Yeah. I have evidence on my phone of you guys outside. Yeah. In the car park doing things in your car. Shit, girl. Oh, trust me. It gets way worse. Bear with me.

It's over. I've packed up all your shit and left it on the front lawn. Oh, I love it. And then comma, some of it may have been through the wood chipper like your brand new PS5. Oh, I left it on the lawn. Some of it may have been through a wood chipper like your brand new PS5.

Sorry, am I going over the word limit? I just wanted to get all of this in. No, that's fine. We can fit as much as we want. Okay, perfect. And just to wrap it up, you low-life piece of crap good riddance. Good for you. Thank you, girl.

And just finish it with Sarah XX. Amazing. Okay, amazing. Okay. Awesome. I feel like I've got it all in there and then I'm just done with it. I'm over it. Can you read it back to me? I just want to hear it out loud.

Yeah, sure thing. Damien, you lowlife piece of shit. I know about you and the woman from your work. I have evidence on my phone of you guys outside in the car park doing things in your car. It's over. I've packed up your shit and left it on the lawn. Some of it may have been to the wood chipper like your brand new PS5. You low-life piece of crap, Sarah XX.

Nailed it. Thank you so much. That is spot on perfect. I also love how it was a peachy cake as well. I know. That's why I picked it. Okay, cool. Awesome.

I don't know about you, but I feel like a badass bitch. Oh, you sound amazing. I am so proud of you. Thank you so much. I appreciate your time. And it's all good. Thank you so much. Oh, I can't wait.

I heard someone's video. He has to be hacked. What do you see there? Same here. I might message one of my friends that he works with. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Thank you so much, girl.

I appreciate your time. It's all good. It's all good. All right. See you later. Bye. See you. Bye.

Oh, my God. I love her. She is awesome. She didn't even flinch. She was so supportive and so great about everything. You know what I think we've figured out? Everybody needs a florist in their life when they go through a breakup. You know what?

And I love it because the florist is called Rose Tinted Flowers. You know? All ties in. And screw you, Damien. Whoever you are. Screw you. Bree and Clint. Time for a quick round of the Movie Quote Game.

Pick the quote from the movie. Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the law. Piracy is a crime. I mean, it's time to play. What you need to do is correctly identify the quote

that Bree and I have chosen from these iconic movies today, Titanic and... Old School. I feel like I'm getting ridiculed by everyone in here because everyone's like, never seen that movie. I've seen Old School. I love Old School. Not a big enough movie. So now I'm thinking, maybe it's not a very big movie. 2003, it was kind of at the beginning of the Will Ferrell life.

Yeah, but maybe it wasn't that big. Well, Heather hasn't seen it, and you're here to play this afternoon. Hi, Heather. Hi, Heather. Hi. Do you like Will Ferrell? No, well, I know of him.

Oh, so you're not a fan of Will Ferrell? So we can't do the old school... That movie's older than my car. Well, Titanic's even older than that. Have you seen Titanic? Oh, far too many times. You know what's even older than that. Have you seen Titanic? Oh, far too many times. You know what else is older than your car? Titanic.

Yeah, but it's not as old as me. Okay, all you've done here, Heather, is reduce your chances of winning by 50% because you've removed two chances. But can you correctly identify the quotes from Titanic that we've pulled out? Go on, give it a go, Heather. Who do you want to go with first?

Oh. Well, what, like character-wise? No, me or Brie. Oh, Brie. Brie, okay. All right, come on, Heather. What quote do you think I have picked from the iconic Titanic? Paint me like one of your French girls.

Ooh, good quote. All right. Let's see if you're correct. A girls. Ooh, good quote. All right. Let's see if you're correct. A diamond. A very rare diamond. Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. You crushed it, Heather. She's on the money.

Well done. Oh, baby. You only needed one chance. You crushed it. I feel like we're in tune. Do you want to try and get my one as well just for fun? You've already won the KFC. Do you want to see and get my one as well? Just for fun. You've already won the KFC. Do you want to see if you can get my Titanic quotes?

Why not? Why not? Come on, Heather. Give it a good red hot crack. I think Clint says, I'm the king of the world. That's a good choice. That's if you're right. I promise.

I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go of Jack I'll never let go of him And then she lets him go And he sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean Such a liar wasn't she She did let go Such a liar Hey Heather you've done it Congratulations

50 bucks worth of KFC for you Awesome Nice work Heather Very well done. I think, text us if you've seen Old School, by the way. Yeah, has anyone seen

Old School? Text us on 9696. You know the movie where they're like, we're going streaking. We're streaking to the quad. That was literally my quote. Was that your quote?

Yeah. I think my quote was, you're my boy, Blue. You're my boy, Blue. You're my boy, Blue. Free in Clint. I said before, if you want it,

you can get yourself An Olympic medal Just by buying one And I know what you're going to say It's not right It's not ethical You didn't earn it Why would you buy it?

But you did Because you earned the money That you used To buy yourself An Olympic medal Not the same Not all of us Are gifted

In the way that Mahe Drysdale And Lisa Carrington And Hamish Bond And Eric Murray are. Not all of us are going to get a chance at this, so why don't we deserve a medal? Well, if you feel that way, here's your chance to buy one.

A silver medal in the shooting from the 1900s Olympics was recently sold. 1900s? Yeah, that's an oldie. And that was picked up. I reckon this is a bargain. The low, low price for this medal of $1,842. And just like that, you're an Olympic medalist. It's a pretty old one, though.

It makes it better, doesn't it? Well, it makes it antique, doesn't it? No, but what I'm saying is if you buy one that is that old, no one's going to believe that you won it. Yeah, so you've got to point that out. It's too old. No one's going to go that you won it. Yeah, so you've got to point there. It was too old. No one's going to go, oh, yeah, you were at the 1900s. Okay, let's go newer then.

A first bronze medal. Here we go. A bronze medal from the 1956 Winter Olympics. How's that tickle your pickles? I mean, it'd be a stretch. None of us were born. in Cortina di Ampizio has just sold a bronze for $5,385. Is it because it's what? Made of copper?

I don't know. I guess it's from the Olympics. It's got some value to it. But I would have thought the 1900s was worth more than a 1950s winter. That's what I'm confused about. And I mean,

what was the 1900s? Winter takes it down a bit, eh? The 1900s was a what? Silver. It was a silvers winter. Confused about. And I mean, what was the 1900s? Winter takes it down a bit, eh? The 1900s was a what? Silver. It was a silver. Yeah. Yeah. Weird.

This is all out of whack. Here's one for you. This is one that you want to get your hands on. A first place silver medal from the first modern Olympics in Athens in 1896. There were no gold medals back then. I was just about to say. You got silver for first place. What's a first place silver medal?

That doesn't make sense. It's unique on multiple fronts. It's from the first modern Olympiad, and it's also a silver first place medal sold on the eve of the Tokyo Olympics. So that's good. Cash in on the hype. Get in on the hype.

Remember I was thinking about the Olympics. For the low, low price of $258,697 $258,697 quarter of a million dollars and you're an Olympic medalist probably easier to hire a coach and try and go win one yourself the best medal I've found

for sale price wise is a $2.15 million medal it's from a collector who bought it in ViceWise is a $2.15 million medal. It's from a collector who bought it in 2019. It's one of the four gold medals that Jesse Owens won in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. He was an African-American athlete that dominated in the games

in Germany in front of Adolf Hitler. Wait, sorry to be not educated on this. In what sport? Was that athletics? Yes. Yeah, yeah. In the athletics. Yeah, yeah.

And Hitler was there. What, at the Olympics watching? Yeah, it was in Berlin. He was there. He went. He was in charge. Yeah. It was 1930s Germany.

That is so crazy. So $2.15 million, you could have that Olympic medal. Wow. At this stage, I'm pretty keen on that $1,000 silver from the 1900s. Yeah, looking pretty good to me. Yeah. I mean, I could be a shooter. Who knows?

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