ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd August 2022

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. It's a speed one because Brie and I are about to go down to a bar to get on the piss, man. Nah, to watch the Love Island finale. You have to work. We're working. We're still working. Yeah, we're working. But it's fun work. You can barely call it work.

Just before we go, and sorry to spring this admin on everybody. Stop. But we're in talks and we've talked about it briefly and then claude and i talked about it briefly today a major podcast overhaul ah yes in which we remove the chronological order of the podcast that's right and start prioritizing the content and putting the best stuff at the front of the podcast and not the worst stuff just the least best stuff the less best stuff at the front of the podcast and not the worst stuff just the least best stuff the less best stuff at the back of the

podcast so that if you don't have an hour to listen to our whole podcast every day you go straight into the good stuff and you know that it's as good as it's going to get up front yeah I want to ask our new girl Megan that's what we're calling her she's filling in for Ella while she's overseas what are your thoughts on that um as an

avid podcast listener that that'd be great. I don't have an hour every day to listen to this shit. No. Is there anything in the podcast you don't think should be in the podcast? And this is an open conversation, by the way. We'd love some feedback on our podcast family Facebook page. What do you hate that's in the podcast? We should put a post up and people comment on the post.

What do you hate and what do you love? No, I hate them. Why? What do you love and what do you love? No, I hate them. Why? What do you love and what do you love less? No, what don't you like? What can you take or leave? And what do you think, what do you really like? So that would be the stuff that would go first.

I'm looking for some constructive criticism. Yeah. Yeah. I miss the dolphin. I love the dolphin. We bring back the dolphin. Did you say you miss the dolphin? Yeah. Oh, you're gone. I love that dolphin. Who bring back the dolphin? Did you say you miss the dolphin? Yeah.

Oh, you're gone. I knew they'd be polarizing. It's her first day. I wanted to get fired and it took, like, what, one break? Please don't get rid of her. I need her in here. Okay, well, just because of Claudia, I won't get rid of you, but I hate the fucking dolphin.

The dolphin is so annoying. I hate the dolphin almost as much as the baby sound effect. I haven't met the dolphin so I also would like to bring back the dolphin. No, you don't. No, you have to listen to it first. I don't like the ending. Or do you like Big Steve, which we've currently got?

Oh, yeah. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, Pilgrim. That brings the vibes. It's more soothing. Yeah. What about, what about. I'm coming in.

Well, howdy, Pilgrim. Love that. That's the one. Oh, this lift is horrible. Drinking a can of lift. And it's literally just flat cordial. How I ran to the vending machine to get there for you. I appreciate that.

That was very good producing. I've probably been in there for like two years. That's why it's flat. Because no one drinks there. We've got to go. We've got to go. Claude, can you please post in the Facebook group the idea about reordering the podcast

to get some feedback on that and Bree wants favourite bits, least favourite bits to help us prioritise it. It's a constructive revamp. We'll take it with a grain of salt, but we appreciate your feedback, and we will use it in bits and pieces. Yeah, or if you want us to change nothing, say that, okay? Okay, here's the podcast.

We're just going to try this, okay? Here's the podcast, everybody. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, children. Yeah, yeah. Megan, you're out. Oh, yeah, howdy, children. Yeah, yeah. Megan, you're out. Oh, yeah, that's the one. There's all the sounds of the show.

Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The tradies on an absolute rampage over the last week or so. They're sitting at 69. Nice.

And the ladies on 51. Let's meet our lady first. Let's pump her up for a victory. She's from Taumaki, Magoto. She's 24 and she loves to crochet. Welcome to the show. It's Holly. Hi, everyone.

Hello, mate. Hiya. What's the biggest thing You've crocheted? The biggest thing Probably a couple blankets Here and there Yeah nice You crocheted a whole blanket

I sure did Lockdown What are you going to do? Wow true This is very true I mentioned it's very relaxing Let's meet your opposition He's from Wellington

He's 41 years old And he still plays rugby In the front row He's a prop. Welcome to the show. It's Aaron. G'day, Aaron. Let me know, Aaron, what are the injuries you've sustained in the past 20 years from playing rugby?

I've been quite lucky, actually. I've only just probably done a carve and that's about it. And now I'm just straining my arm with the drinking we do afterwards. He's got a liver injury. Aaron, you must be built like a fridge. No injuries, you're just dishing them out. Okay, Aza, your buzzer is tradie. Holly, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50. It's cash and it's from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who is worth the most? Is it Elon Musk, Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos? Trey.

Holly. Yes, Aaron. Justin first. Elon Musk. Elon Musk is worth the most out of them. $224 billion he's worth. Bill Gates, $123 billion. Jeff Bezos, $139 billion.

Oh, what a povo. I know. Compared to Elon. Sad. So sad. All right. One to. I know. Compared to Elon. So sad. All right, one to the tradies. Question number two. It's Love Island UK finale day.

What country is the Love Island villa located in? Is it Italy, Spain or Portugal? Maybe. Yes, Holly. Spain? It is Spain. You're on the money. God, it looks nice in Spain at the moment, doesn't it?

It looks so sunny. Yeah. You been watching, Holly? I actually haven't. That was just a wild guess. That was a guess. Well done. Good guess.

One apiece. I would have been guessing too. You're not a big Love Island fan there, 41-year-old tradie from Wellington, Aaron. She's not. No. I'm shocked at that. I'm really shocked. All right, guys. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Holly's in. Yes, Holly. Benny Houston. That is on the money. I'm so glad you didn't get that wrong. We couldn't have been friends if you did. I couldn't get it wrong.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You could take it out here, Holly. Question number four. In which decade did Michael Jordan retire from the NBA? Was it the 90s? Yes, Aaron. 90s? No.

Holly, do you want to guess? 2000? That is on the money. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Holly, you've taken victory for the ladies. Woo! Anybody you want to thank in your victory speech?

Just all the ladies out there. All the ladies. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice, Holly. There you go. 50 bucks from KFC, all yours. Bree and Clint. I want to talk lending people things.

What do you want to borrow? No, not me. This is my car. This is my car. I'm not a big lender of things because I get scared. Oh, you lend me your Bissell. No, as in I don't like to lend stuff from other people. Oh, you're not a big borrower. Yeah, I'm not a big borrower.

But you're willing to lend? Yeah. Right. I don't mind lending stuff. Good, because I need to use your car. When? To move some stuff? Yeah. My car's about the same size as your car. When? To move some stuff? Yeah.

My car's about the same size as your car. Yeah, well, don't ask questions, mate. You've got to give without asking questions, okay? That's what it means to be a true giver. I don't know if I'll just lend my car to just anyone that asks me without asking questions. Selfish. I'll think about it.

Producer Claude told me a story when she borrowed something from someone and it went bad. Okay. Claude, what exactly was it that you borrowed again? The thing is it wasn't even from someone. It was an old job at a different radio station. Oh, you borrowed it from the business? Yeah. So you borrowed it from work?

I worked in promos so I had access to the cupboard of stuff. Yeah. And it wasn't that bad. It was just like, you know, a trestle table, the fold-out tables. Oh, yeah. I just borrowed one of those. Like a cheapie from Mitre 10 heard of stuff. Yeah. And it wasn't that bad. It was just like, you know, a trestle table, the fold out tables. Oh yeah. I just borrowed one of those. Like a cheapie from Mitre 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah. It was just like a trestle table and I was like, I'm throwing a party. I need a table. The neighbours threw a party the same night.

Yeah. The parties combined. Okay. The table went missing. How does a table go missing? Who steals a table? Apparently the boys

who lives next door. But they took it. I found it the next morning in multiple pieces. Graffitied. Trashed. Apparently someone had like done a pile driver on it. Wow. And so all of the legs were bent.

You should have called their mothers. Because that, they would be so disappointed in their sons. They would be. Not only did they steal from you They defaced your property To be fair we stole from them first And to be fair you stole from your work as well What did you steal from them? Well actually no they stole it first

It was a street sign that they had stolen That we then stole that they then stole back Probably wouldn't be talking about this on the radio Are you flirting with these boys? Because it seems like kind of like a schoolyard, like, ooh. Well, we were a little bit. Right, okay. We were all single.

It was a flat of girls next to a flat of boys. I get it, yeah. Remember recently when you lent Ross Boss your, was it? Oh, my water blaster. Your water blaster and his dog chewed through the cord? Well, to be fair, he did a good job of over-hyping what the dog did. Yeah. He goes, oh, a dog's wrecked the cord.

So then when he returned it and the cord was just a little bit bent, I was able to go, oh, it's not even that bad. But yes, he did borrow my water blaster and let his dog have his way with it. Yeah, look, I feel like things can go bad. Yeah. And I thought... But you know what the rule is? What?

You shouldn't lend out something that you're not willing to get back. Wow, no, that's not a good rule. No, that's not a good rule. That's not a good rule, actually, because then you wouldn't lend anything. That's a horrible rule. Can I borrow your car? Yeah, I don't need it back. That's a terrible rule.

I think you should lend stuff to people who you trust. If you know something bad happens, they will replace it. Right. I think you should know what you're asking of someone when you ask to borrow their stuff. And I think you should know who you're asking because some people are particularly awkward about it. Right. I think you should know what you're asking of someone when you ask to borrow their stuff. And I think you should know who you're asking because some people

are particularly awkward about it. That's true. Okay, well, let's ask people on 0800DIALZM, when did you lend someone something and it went bad? Bree and Clint. This person's anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Did you do the borrowing or the lending? No, it wasn't me. It was my partner who had a digger

on a property and somebody was cutting down trees and got his chainsaw stuck in a tree. Okay. So he rang my partner up and asked if he could use his digger just to get it out of the tree.

Yeah. So he did that, but then he carried on using the digger to pull a tree out of his gully and he bent something on the digger. Yeah. What the hell? My partner said, look, it's summer. We will wait until the winter and I will get it repaired and you pay for it. And he assured him, yep, I'll do that. So then the bill came in.

How much was it? Do you know anonymous? How much was the bill? Two grand. Right, right. Which is quite cheap, actually, quite cheap. Yeah, and what, the other guy? My partner went to see him and he refused to pay it, kicked him off the property and said,

I'll threaten to kill your dog. Oh, what? You really came through with a kicker at the end of that story. Jeez, far out. Also, that's the most country story I've ever heard, where they're like, hey, my chainsaw's stuck in a tree. Can I use your digger to pull it out? It really sounded familiar to my dad.

Thanks, Anonymous. Someone said, I lent my Karcher window vac out. I just bought it and my sister borrowed it. God, I want a Karcher window vac, by the way. Those things look like good fun. Wouldn't say it's on the top of my priorities. Oh, it's right up the top of my mid-30s priorities. But, I mean, I'd take it.

Anyway, they lent out their Karcher window vac to their sister. They borrowed it and it gave them back a broken one. No. What about someone said... Sounds like they kept your good one and gave you back their broken one. No, I think they just broke it. You reckon? And gave it back.

Someone else said, I lent my trailer out. It came back with multiple dents and they weren't there before. This is a Kiwi yarn. My wife borrowed a stock car while waiting for her one to be built and she blew the engine up on it. It cost me $11,000 for a new engine for that car. I also had to finish her car because the bank account got it. Oh, far out.

Okay. Who is just going to the raceway and going, hey, my car's not finished yet. Can I take out this race car? Can I borrow your stock car? Yeah, but don't crash it. Well, I can't guarantee you that. It's stock cars, so it's kind of the point of the race.

Can you drive? I've got a licence. So... Time to go to LA and get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Speaking of the Biebs, he's back, Dean. He's back. This is so cool.

For everyone that doesn't know, he suffered from Ramsey Hunt Syndrome and he lost movement in half of his face. It was a very, very scary situation, actually. We're all really worried about it. And what's great, at the time he said, look, this is going to clear, for lack of a better word, and I will be fully functioning again. And once I am, I'm going to hit the stage.

And baby, he's back. It's so exciting. He performed over the weekend. Everyone, as you can imagine, was so pumped. It was Italy's Luca Festival. It was just so cool to have him back. And his gorgeous wife was there. And he looks great. And he looks like he's recovered. So I don't actually know what caused that or what the backstory was. He didn't really share much about that.

But it is really great news. He's definitely shone a light on that syndrome. I knew nothing about it before he posted about it. It was a wild few months for him and Hayley Bieber, though, because she had a stroke at the same time. She had a brain aneurysm, yeah. What? I think that's what she had.

She had a blood clot, which, I mean, it's similar. Right, like a mild, more mild. But, yeah, they had a wild few months. And, yeah, when Justin Bieber posted that video, you could see just how much it was affecting his face. Yeah, totally. His eye was, like, rolling back into his head. But just one of them.

Blinking too much. It was just one side of his face. Well, that's good news for any of the Beliebers who have got tickets to see the Biebs in New Zealand in 2023. He's feeling better and touring again. That's the latest from Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Hey, it's been a rough year for people who enjoy certain foods. And by that I mean fans of Le Snack. They had their world rocked earlier this year when they found out Le Snack was cancelled.

You did no bitchery for them, didn't you? I did, didn't I? Also people who love Coke Zero. Yeah, that's been a real shake-up. Some people are real not happy. Brodie Kane from Dancing with the Stars, she launched an online petition. She's a crusader for Coke Zero.

I wonder how many signatures she got. I think she got a fair few. Brodie Kane, if you're listening, I applaud your passion. Oh, she's in Europe at the moment. Is she? So we can say what we want? Pick a better cause. Yeah, there's plenty of good causes, Brodie. Well, the latest rumour is that Lyft is going to be cancelled.

The fizzy drink Lyft. Oh, no. No, you shut your mouth, Brie Thomasel. People love Lyft, okay? People love the lemony zestiness of a Lyft, especially on a hangover. Oh, it's so mediocre. Brie! It is. Br Bree! It is.

Bree. It is. I mean, there's plenty of other amazing soft drinks out there. The rumour mill has gone into overdrive because of an Aussie TikToker called Russ Eats. He posted this. So, I heard a rumour today that I wanted just to hear from me first. Lyft is being put down, sent to the junk food graveyard.

It is, however, being replaced by Sprite Lemon, which I already find a bit confusing. Staying the flame and crows. Sprite Lemon? Is that what we sound like? I think he's just... I think he is of the more bogan variety. Right, okay.

So, slow everything down. The world's moving too fast. Sprite lemon? Lemon? Sprite already is lemon. No, Sprite is lemon and lime. Yeah. So, lemon and lime.

Do lemons taste like limes? Anyway, look. I know, I thought the same thing. Whether you like it or not, Lyft has a fan base, okay? So bland. Shut up. You're offending people right now. I mean, have a Fanta. Fanta's great.

I love a Fanta. Fanta's delicious. Look, this rumor's gone all the way to the top. The Coca-Cola company have commented on this. Have they? What have they said? It's major. The rumor mill is going bonkers.

So Coca-Cola has, I'll read you the statement. Okay, this is for all the Lyft fans out there. Coca-Cola in New Zealand can confirm that Lyft is not being discontinued here. Whoa. It is a well-loved product by Kiwis and not Brie Tomasell. And you can rest assured that you can still find it on shelves across the country. So Kiwis are safe. Aussies or New Zealanders who live in Australia, not so safe.

I've just bought you in a can of Lyft, Bria. But I am copying it on the text machine. Yeah, I challenge you to have a mouthful of this. I'm not anti-Lyft. I'm just saying it's definitely not in my top hundred soft drinks. I challenge you to have a taste of that right now

and not think that it's delicious I'll be completely honest because it's been a long time since I've had Spicy cold too No Lift's not cancelled but you are actually Something else that's coming up

right now is Google Down Google are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's right, Google Down at an earlier time, but still the same premise. That is to find who is the fastest Googler here in New Zealand. 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs.

Let's play with Sandra this afternoon. Hi, Sandra. Hey, Sandra. How are you, mate? Oh, I've been gagging to get on the radio like all day for this bonus banger. If I can win 50 bucks, I'm going to be so tough. It's a good start, Sandra. There's no reason why you couldn't win both, to be honest.

Well, it's early doors. I've still got 20 minutes. Yeah, that's right. Sandra, Sandra. There's no reason why you couldn't win both, to be honest. Well, it's early doors. I've still got 20 minutes. Yeah, that's right. Sandra, you put in the work. Oh, Sandra, by the way, up to 20 minutes. Yeah, you can do anything. Yeah, up to 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

I get it. Hey, Sandra, so this is how the game is going to work. I'm going to ask a question that I've put into Google. You need to tell me as fast as you can what is the most common answer that comes up for that question. If you yell it out before everyone else, you'll get a point. First to three correct wins. Okay.

All right. Easy, right, Sandra. You've just got to Google as fast as you can and don't buzz in or anything. Just yell out the answer when you think you've got it. Yell out the answer. Got it. Okay. Sweet, guys.

You'll be taking on producer Claude, producer Megan, who's filling in for producer Ella, and of course, Clint. Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many Egyptian pyramids are there in the world? Looking for the... 118.

Whoa. That was quick from Claude. 118 is correct. That's a lot. That is a lot. That was quick from Claude. 118 is correct. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. I thought there was like four.

Yeah. There's at least four. I thought there was three in that sphinx-y one. Well, there you go. You learned something on Google Down. One to producer Claude. She is the reigning champ. Question number two.

She's never been beaten, by the way, Sandra. No one's ever beaten Claudia. Sandra, you can do it. I think you can do it, champ. Question number two. She's never been beaten, by the way, Sandra. No one's ever beaten Claudia. Sandra, you can do it. I think you can do it, Sandra. Here we go. Question number two. How old was the youngest astronaut ever to go to space? How is the youngest astronaut to go to space?

Nine. That's incorrect. Nine. Eighteen. Eighteen. Oh, that was so close, but producer Megan just got it. It is 18. Oliver Damon was his name.

Nine. What a silly answer from Claudia. The list was nine of the youngest astronauts. Can I say, Sandra, you were right in there. Nice work. You're in this game. Question number three. How many Grammys has Beyonce won?

Grammys has Beyonce won. Come on, Sandra. 22. 28. That's right, Sandra. Go, Sandra. Hey, have we realised what Sandra's doing, by the way? I'm not doing anything.

She's using voice Google. Hey, Sandra's on a laptop. No, you're allowed to do that, Sandra. We never said that's not allowed. No one's ever done it, so is it fast enough? That's what we're going to find out. It's one to each of you girls. I'm out of the game at the moment.

Clint is out. The girls are in. Sandra, here comes the next question. Everyone ready? Question number four. What year did Fortnite first come out? What year did Fortnite first come out? That's right, Claudia.

Producer Megan. Don't you guys play that game? Yeah. My accent is all up to tonight. Sandra up to today. Sandra hadn't even finished saying it to her Google app I've been playing that for five years

That's like your game and you didn't even know what year it came out That's okay because Producer Claude you could take it all here right now Megan and Sandra I've even hit a Red Bull This is shocking

I've got kids going on in I've even hit a Red Bull. This is shocking. Here we go. Question. I've got kids going on in the background. I'm really fine here. Come on. Let's get this done. Let's go. Come on, Sandra.

Question number five. How many prisons are there in New Zealand? How many prisons are there in New Zealand? Producer Claude. How many prisons are there in New Zealand? 18. Sandra's still working. I want to hear what Siri has to say.

On her answer. And producer Claude is right. Yes! That is 18. And I believe, like, the 18th game you've won in a row. Oh, it's only the sixth. That's okay. Well done, Claude.

Sandra. Well done. You were so entertaining. You get the 50K of sea chicken dollars anyway. You very nearly revolutionised the game there, Sandra. I love that technique. It's a hack. Life hack.

That's nice. That's nice. Now everyone knows. Yeah, but that's okay. It didn't work, though. That's the thing. No, it didn't. Hey, we might talk to you in a minute for the bonus banger.

You never know. You never know. You never know because it's on the way. Get on that phone, Sandra. Good luck. Get those fingers a-dialing. Thank you very much. Bye.

I love her. She's fantastic. See you later, Sandra. We'll see you soon. Someone's been fined $2,600 for smuggling a McDonald's breakfast into Australia. And I say smuggling. They just had it in their luggage. And they didn't declare it.

They didn't declare it. So they were smuggling. You need to declare. Like, just declare it if you're unsure. No. No, you need to throw it. They didn't declare it. So they were smuggling. To declare. Like just declare it if you're unsure. No. No. You need to throw it out and buy a fresh one. Yeah true. Why are you even trying to bring that in? You need to finish it when you buy it. Yeah. Don't waste food. Just eat it.

The worst bit of that is $2,600 they didn't even get to eat the meal. The meal was tested for foot and mouth disease and then it was destroyed. Not even worth it. We want your horror stories of big fines at the airport. What did you do and what did it cost? Paige is here. Hi Paige.

Hi Paige. Hi, how are you? You bought a criminal, Paige? So it wasn't actually me, it was my best friend's mum. What did she do? She had an apple in the bottom of her bag that she'd forgotten about. Oh, no. That is.

It was a couple of years ago. They were coming over to surprise my sister for her 18th birthday. Yeah. And, yeah, it was just sitting there, and they stopped her. How much? She's like, I don't have an apple, and I think it was $200 or $250. For an apple. Yeah, for an apple.

Every time she comes over or we met at church, I'm going away and I'm like, make sure you have no apples. Don't bring any apples this time. We've got plenty of apples. Where was she coming from, Paige? She was coming from Newcastle to Auckland. Right. Yeah, that's expensive. Yeah, she just completely

forgot. Lovely Granny Smith, isn't it? Those dodgy Australian apples, eh, Brie? Oh yeah, so dodgy. Can't trust them. Let's go to Matthew. Yeah, she just completely forgot. Love you, Granny Smith, isn't it? Those dodgy Australian apples, eh, Bree? Oh, yeah, so dodgy. Can't trust them. Let's go to Matthew. Hey, Matthew. Hi, Matt. Yeah, hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks, Matt. Tell us, what did you get fined for at the airport? I didn't actually get fined, but I was working fly in, fly out in Australia, and I had a packed lunch with me which I had in my carry on bag went over there, worked four weeks, left it in my bag, flew home. Four weeks? Four whole weeks.

It was rotten when I took it out of my bag and no one picked it up on the way there or on the way back. Those sniffer dogs are on the piss if they can't smell your four week old rotten lunch Matthew. Yeah, well it would have been a big fine if I'd been caught on the way back. Yeah. Yeah, bloody oath it would have been.

Also, it was so yucky, probably wanted them to confiscate it so you didn't have to deal with it. A four-week-old rotten lunchbox. Yeah, the dog probably thought, oh, I'm not even going to bother with this. Do you remember that when you were at school and you have school holidays and you forget to take your last lunchbox out? I used to hide stuff in the lid of my lunchbox and then come back from holidays. Boom!

Mold bomb. Someone said on the text machine, I got fined $400 for leaving a banana in my carry-on. $400 for a banana? Not worth it. No, definitely not worth it. Although the cost of living crisis, maybe that's how much bananas cost now. Maybe a mango. I'll risk it. Not a banana. It's going to cost now. Maybe a mango. Yeah, I'll risk it.

Not a banana. It's going to cost me $500 for a new banana. I'll risk it. McGregor's here. McGregor, did you get the rubber glove treatment at the border? Yeah, so it actually wasn't a banana. It was two chip buddies from Hungry Jack's. Oh, no.

And McGregor, did you just forget about them? Yeah, so we had a big night on the satellite. We flew back on a Sunday. I was like, oh, man, I'm pretty hungry, eh? So I ran and got two chip buddies, and then I fell asleep on the plane. Fully forgot about it. Tipped all the boxes off, like meat in there or anything. And then got through bag security, everything,

and then this little dog took me out. You would have been crapping your pants after a big week in Australia and then a sniffer dog pulls you up, right, McGregor? Yeah, and I was like, oh, what's the problem?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I can't remember what I did last night, but this isn't going to be good. So what did they do to you for having two chip buddies in your bag? What's the fine like?

Oh, it was only $400, but they were $2 burgers. Only? Only $400? Oh, hey. You can't put a price on memories though, McGregor. Yeah. Hey, this text is way worse. This might make everyone feel better. Someone texted

her and they said, I got pulled up in Mexico City after flying extremely hungover after a five-month bender in Central America. They found a white strip of something suspicious on my backpack, what they deemed to be Coke. Oh. Wait, listen.

Okay. I got pulled into a room and they swabbed me and my stuff. Turns out it was dried toothpaste. Brie and Clint. Clint, if you know me, then you know I love Antiques Roadshow. I'm a big fan. I created a whole game around it for this show called Trash or Treasure. What channel is it on?

I think, I mean, I watch it on YouTube most of the time. Oh, right, okay. And I watch, like, the best ones. But do it. You'll spend hours, I watch it on YouTube most of the time. Oh, right, okay. And I watch like the best ones. But do it. You'll spend hours. I love it. It's great. I just want to see the good ones though.

That's why you're a YouTuber. I want to see the ones where it's worth heaps. And then the people who are like, I've kept this for 60 years. It's worth heaps. And then it's not. They're like, this is garbage. This is a fake. This is a fake.

Yeah, that's the worst. This is a fake. This is a fake. Yeah, that's the worst. It's a fake Rolex. Well, I've got a story and it is one of those two things. Okay. So this guy, he was a dad. He had a daughter and she was about to move out of home and this was back in, I believe, 1984. Oh, okay.

So a fair while ago. Yeah. So back in 1984, he wanted to get his daughter something you know, as a moving present when she was moving out of home. Yeah. And he ended up buying this old battered storage trunk. Yeah. Like, you know, like a closed

trunk. Yeah. You know? Quite a good useful gift. Yeah. For someone who's moving out of home and sitting up their own life. Exactly. Yeah. Some people use them as coffee tables. I mean, he cheaped out buying her a secondhand one. Well, you know, that's what I thought. Go to Kmart and buy her a nice new suitcase.

Well, maybe you'll change your mind when you hear this story. So he bought this secondhand trunk and he paid about, I've done the conversion, so about $23 for it. Okay. Right. $23. It was secondhand. And he gifted this thing to her.

And anyway, now she's 56 and she's gone on Antiques Roadshow and she's taken this old. $23 trunk. $23 trunk on the show. Yeah. And she's done that because she believes it to be a rare Louis Vuitton storage container. Oh, those things are worth megabucks. So we're talking it's got the Louis Vuitton symbol all over it.

It looks vintage. How did Dad not know it was Louis Vuitton back then? It's covered in L's and V's. My dad wouldn't know what Louis Vuitton is. Right. Good point. Like he would have no idea what that is. Good point.

Okay, if you don't know, then you don't know what to look for. Literally the only thing on it is LV though. Exactly. My dad would just go, oh, look at that old trunk. And I reckon in 1984 there weren't many fakes around either. That's true. I don't reckon there was either. So anyway, she goes on the show and she's kind of like,

I think this is the real deal. Yeah. So she's had it for nearly 40 years. Yeah. And she's gone on the show and they've said, yep, we can confirm it is a real Louis Vuitton. And it is worth about $20,000. Shit.

Not bad. Not bad. It's gone up a thousand times what Dad paid for it. That's pretty good. She sold it on the show. It went to auction. Oh, really? Yeah, so she ended up selling it for 20 grand.

And you know the reason why she sold it? Why? She goes, I've looked after it for all these years, but I've just recently started to foster cats, and I don't trust them. Oh, she thought the cats would wreck her. Yeah. So she's like, I've got to pass this on for someone else to enjoy.

Fair enough, I guess. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of dad's deal, but do what you've got to do. You know, you sold it because you got 20 grand for it too. Kylie Kardashian? No, Kylie Kendall. Kylie Kardashian. Kylie Jenner.

Kylie Jenner. That's what she likes to be called. The billionaire. She's getting roasted again for her private jet. So I guess this is aviation news. It's been a while since we had some decent aviation news. She is public enemy number one for the tiny, minuscule amounts of time she flies on her private jet.

She uses it. She uses her private jet like an Uber. Yeah, she actually, I heard, took a private jet to the other side of her house to use the toilet and then did a poo and then got back on the private jet and flew to the other side of the property. And the worst thing about that is

there was a toilet on the plane. This time she is in the news for using it for a 13-minute flight. That is so short. So in July, she got labelled a full-time climate criminal. And that's the issue. It's about pollution. When she used her private jet to make a 65-kilometre flight in the States.

That's very short. It would have taken 40 minutes to drive. And she took a private plane. Yesterday, she flew her plane 56 kilometres. Which, just to give you some perspective, 56 kilometres is like driving from downtown Auckland to Pukakohe Oh my god. And you go

can't be bothered, I'm gonna take a private plane. I mean hire a driver and you don't have to do anything. Yeah listen to some Spotify, watch some Netflix. Jeez Are you that busy? Are you that busy that you don't have an extra what, 25 minutes to spare? And the answer is no, you're not. Are you that busy that you don't have an extra, what, 25 minutes to spare?

And the answer is no, you're not. You're lazy. In that 56K journey, her plane burned 402 litres of fuel and created one tonne of CO2 emissions. Now, you might listen to this and go, you guys are jealous. You would do it if you could. You're so jealous. I'd like to know how much it would cost. Well, good point. I thought if we could do it, maybe we would do it if you could. Jealous. I'd like to know how much it would cost. Well, good point.

I thought if we could do it, maybe we would do it. So I've asked producer Claude to investigate whether you can actually hire a private jet to fly around Aotearoa, New Zealand. Producer Claude, first of all, is it possible? It is possible. It is? There's actually a couple of different companies that will do it.

So if Brie and I wanted to get a private jet, we could do it? Physically, yes, but I'm not paying for it. So what you're saying is we could do a promo where we fly a bunch of listeners on a private jet. Don't quote me on that. Okay, so we could fly to what? Wellington, Queenstown?

Anywhere you want, really. Okay, how much is it going to cost us? Have you managed to figure that out? The only one I could find is Auckland to Wellington. Okay. So typically per hour, it would be anywhere between $1,900 and $20,000. Hang on, that is a huge difference. This is depending on which companies.

These are like average prices for a private plane. Are these different jets? Like is one obviously bigger than the other? So this one that I found is a compact jet, which will seat four to five people. That sounds very small. It does sound quite small. So it's a one hour flight.

It also says jet. It does. Compact jet. It looks pretty cool. It's pretty flash. But it's a one hour flight, which Jetstar would be what, like $49? Yeah, it'd be pretty cheap.

If you want to hire this particular plane to do your 490 kilometre journey. How much? $8,800 one way. One way? One way. Is that for one person or for everyone? I assume you just hire the plane and can fit some people in. For everyone?

So what are we talking? That's four, what did you say? Four to five. We'll say four. So it'll be about $1,600 each? It'll be $2,200 each. How much are first class tickets on Jetstar? They don't have a first class.

I know, that was the joke. What I'm realising is we're going to need a bigger sponsor for the Friday Okie Tour this year. Yeah. Because I'm ready for that private jet life, baby. Hey, Claude, can you get on that, please? No. Put my foot down.

We're going to join the Kylie Jenner crew. I think you're going to say the Mile High Club. Oh, ew. God. We're live from the Lula Inn for the Love Island finale. People are already coming down here. Yeah, starting to fill up. Starting to flood in.

So get down here if you want to get a table. The screening starts at 6.30. But before that, we're talking about this mother and daughter duo who made history over the last week when they were the first ever mother and daughter duo to fly a Southwest Airlines airplane together. Yeah, big deal. They're breaking boundaries. Yeah.

It's awesome to see. They should have got the dad and the son to do the drinks trolley. That would have been great. You know, making a real family affair. You know, they said that they really loved it. They like working together. It works. Yeah. But not

always the case when it comes to working with family members. And we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, have you worked with family and did it go bad? Holly's here. Holly, your whole family worked together? Yes, my mum, my dad, my sister and my husband.

What do you guys do, Holly? We're dairy farming. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Wait, wait, wait. So mum, dad, sister and your husband, did you say? Yeah, and me, yeah. And you. And you.

So it's a full family affair. And what's it like working with all family members? Are there ever any, you know, fights, scraps? It's not too bad. We have the odd fight where you don't really want to talk to each other for the rest of the day. I mean, fair enough. Well, in that case, you can just talk to the cows, I guess. And you can passive-aggressively talk to the cows.

You can go. It's not too bad. Me and my husband don't work together much. Yeah, right. Right, okay. I don't want we'd stay married. You would get sick of each other, though, wouldn't you? Like, you have to have something to be able to talk about when you get home.

And if you work together, you'd be like, you won't believe what happened to me today, honey. I got shat on by a cow. And he'd go, I know. I was there. I know, I was there. The only time we argue is when we're working together. Right.

So do you reckon working with family is a good thing or a bad thing? Oh, it's a good thing for us. Yeah. But we're all pretty close. Yeah, right. But it's not for every family is what you're saying. Oh, no. We'll put you down in the good column. Thank you, Holly. Phoenix has called up. Hello, Phoenix. How are you going?

G'day, Phoenix. Good, thanks. How are you guys? Good, thanks. You worked with your brother. Yes, I'm good, thanks. How are you guys? Good, thanks. You worked with your brother. Yeah, so I worked with my brother. He owns a car sales yard, and I was actually a car salesman. And I'm 21 now, and he's about 28, and he owns the business, and I used to always turn up to work hungover. Oh, no.

Yeah, I turned up hungover a couple of times, and then he had to get rid of me Because it wasn't good for business Wait did you get fired by your own brother? Yeah I got fired by my own brother How did you take it? Were you like yeah fair enough I understand Or did you go I'm telling mum

No well no to be honest I had to get back to Needon Just you know Go enjoy the party like I can Phoenix was like thanks for doing me a favour, bro. I'm out of here. Phoenix, you sound like a great guy, but you also sound like the world's worst employee.

Oh, mate, just related to your theme, I could sell you a car with the back of my hand. You could sell me a car off the back of your hand? I believe that, Phoenix. I feel like you would be a good salesman. I love this text that's come. Thanks, Phoenix. Thanks, Phoenix.

We appreciate it. I love this text that's come through. And someone said, my current manager's daughter was her PA and the CEO investigated her. Why? I don't know. Scandal. Nepotism. Maybe.

I want to talk to this person who didn't pick up their phone. I want to know why. They said, working with family is the worst. Something's gone down there. There's some kind of family drama that they're not letting on. What about the one text that just come through? I work in fast food. I'm a restaurant manager.

My boss assigned my husband to be my assistant manager. Regular customers and those who know us will ask, who's the boss at home? Right. Okay, some good, some bad. Do it at your own risk, I think. Yeah, I think just especially going into business with family, like it's always quite tough.

Especially when you have to fire one of them, like Phoenix's brother. Well, it doesn't sound like Phoenix really cared. You're at the board table and you're like, mum, I've got bad news. You're fired. Mum, you're fired. But I will be home for dinner. But good news, you're on that show The Apprentice. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday

banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, let's see what we can rustle up for you for a Wednesday. We'll take these birthdays, figure out what was number one on this 16th, and let's kick it off with Marcel. G'day, Marcel.

Hi, Marcel. How's it going? How are you, mate? Good, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear, Marcel. What's your birthday? Funny enough, it's today, 3-8-1968. Happy birthday for today, Marcel.

Have you had a good day? Yeah. I've kept it under wraps, so not many people knew it was my birthday at work. I tell you what, you've done a shocking job of keeping it under wraps. You've broadcast it live on ZM. He's on the way home now. I don't think there's any bigger platform to tell people about your birthday on.

Surely who's going to recognise me again? It's my birthday. Well, let's celebrate, Marcel. Marcel's like, no one listens to this show. He goes, I called the show that I thought the least amount of people would listen to so I could get away with it. I love it, Marcel. All right, let's do your birthday banger.

You were 16 in 1984 and on the 3rd of August in 1984, on your 16th birthday, on this day in 1984, this was number one. No, that one. That one. Banger, Marcel.

What a tune. Wake me Up, Before You Go Go. Do you like it? I love it. It brings back memories. One of my favourite movie scenes of all time is Zoolander when they're filling up the car with petrol and they have the petrol fright after their orange mocha frappuccinos. So good.

Iconic. Okay, wait there, Marcel. Let's do another birthday banger. Let's go to Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you going?

Yeah, not bad. Not too bad. Well, I'm keen to find out your birthday banger. What's your birthday, mate? Birthday in 1989. All right. That means you were 16 in 2005. And on the 5th of June,

your 16th birthday, this was number one. Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Oh, Michaela, Niles Barkley, what do you think? It's fine. It's fine?

It's fine. But not like super pumped about it? No, no. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm upset for you on that one. I love that song. I love that song too. I reckon that might be my greatest ever birthday banger performance.

Singing. No, Friday Oaky performance. Did we do that one? Yeah. I probably blocked it out because I was horrible. Well, maybe because I was so good. Yeah. Oh, you were so good.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. We've got one more birthday banger to do. Let's go to Darren. G'day, Darren. Hello, guys., you were so good, yeah. Okay, wait there. We've got one more birthday banger to do. Let's go to Darren. G'day, Darren. Hello, guys. How are you? Good, mate.

How's your hump day going? That's okay. I'm calling in on behalf of my son, my son David, who always listens to Birthday Banger and always wants to be on it, but he's only 11 at the moment, so he wouldn't quite qualify.

Well, g'day, David. Shout out to David. Oh, thank you. Well, g'day, David. Shout out to David. Oh, thank you. Hopefully one day, Darren, he can call through and do his birthday banger. But before that day, we will do yours. What's your birthday? 16th of March, 1973. So probably when it was on 78 on vinyl.

All right, Darren, that means you were 16 in 1989. And on the 16th of March in 89, this had a number one. Banger. The Proclaimers. Banger. Do you love her? Oh, no. Oh, you don't like her?

I used to get caught. I looked like one of the Proclaimers twins when I was younger because I had the griippy hair and the glasses. No way. Well, you have literally embodied your own birthday, Banganin. This is meant to be. This is fated. Yeah, I'll take it.

I mean, I'll take it and finally own it after all those years of bullying. But, you know, could have gone better. You've got to take it back and own it, Darren. That's what we like about it. And there's three good ones today, Clint. It's very clear-cut for me, though. I like them all. I genuinely like them all.

Oh, it's clear-cut. But I think the best one of the three. One, two, three. Wake me up. Wake me up. Before you go-go. Before me go-go. Yeah, yeah.

Before... It's Marcel's birthday. We've got to go with him. That was so smooth. Yeah, that was... I mean, put that in for a radio award. Hey, Marcel, you just won Birthday Banger. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. Happy birthday, man. Way to keep it on the down low, Marcel. Sit in, Brie and Clint. That is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Whammy. Whammy. Wake me up before you go-go. For Marcel's birthday, taking down the Proclaimers and Niles Barkley.

Yeah, happy birthday to Marcel for today. I remember. Bree and Clint. We're live from the Lula Inn for the Love Island finale, thanks to Neon. We are not far away from kickoff. 6.30 we will be screening the finale. No spoilers. No spoilers.

No spoilers. I mean, I'm backing in for the win, and I feel like a lot of people are behind Davide and Ekansu. I thought you were a big Luka Bish fan. No, not a fan of the Bish. A little bit of a Bish, if you ask me. He's been a real Bish. He's been a real bish. He's been a real bish.

No, I'm backing in Ekansu and Davide for the win. I love those two. I think they're... Criminally hot. Yeah. They're just so hot. But they're also like mum and dad. They fight.

They make up. They're in love. If you don't watch Love Island, I feel like this will still be quite interesting to you. Because you'll know what the show is. And when these people go on there, they have to take 10 weeks off whatever their job is. Exactly. So what do they do for a job? When they're not in the villa, getting tanned, having a pash, turning heads, stealing you for a chat,

what do they do for a job? So I've done some digging because I was quite interested. And you always think, yeah, what do these people do for a living outside of this? Because they are everyday people. Uh-huh. So I've disregarded all the people who are dancers and models because there's quite a lot of them. Yeah. Did you cut out the influencers too?

And the influencers. Because after this, they're all going to be influencers. Content creators. Yeah. I didn't include. So if you don't hear their name, they're either a model, a dancer, an actor or a content creator. Or unemployed.

Or unemployed. Okay, these are all the ones that I found to be a little bit different. So, obviously let's start with Antigone. You remember her, the Greek goddess. Oh, R.I.P. She deserved to stay for longer. She was a singer-songwriter from London. Okay, so she's unemployed.

Which I feel like they covered on the show. Jacques, who left the show a few weeks ago. Oh, under a cloud of suspicion as well. That was controversial, him leaving. Yes, he's a professional rugby league player. Oh, yeah? Which I didn't know. I thought he was a rugby union player,

but apparently he's a rugby league player. That'd be why he was a bit of a hothead. No offence to our rugby league community. Up the Warriors. Obviously, you remember Coco, the bombshell that Andrew ended up... Licking the titty of? Yes, he licked her tit or whatever, as Andrew said on the show. Or whatever, or something.

She is a graphic designer, and she's a ring girl oh she's one of those girls for boxing matches that goes out into the middle of the boxing ring and holds up you know the numbers and stuff which is cool um page what do you think page is have you heard what she does no she is a paramedic oh okay yeah what. Yeah. What a good, honest job. I know, which is really cool. Obviously, we've heard about Andrew being a real estate agent in Dubai. Yeah. What about Jimma? Do we know what Jimma does? Yeah, so I looked up her. Because her dad's very rich. She's the kind of person who doesn't need to do anything. Yeah, so all I could find on her was obviously her dad is English footballer

Michael Owen. Yeah. Very famous. But it says that she's a dressage rider and business owner. Okay. So I think she rides horses and... And she might have a side hustle. Yeah, she has a side hustle.

Luca Bish, obviously he sells fish. Well, you know that. India is a hotel waitress. Dami, very interesting. Oh, I know that. India is a hotel waitress. Dami, very interesting. Oh, I know what he is. What? He's a bioengineer or something. He's a microbiologist.

He's a senior microbiologist. Wow, he is so much smarter than he seems. I know. Ekansu, obviously, we've heard from Davide. She is an actress. She is a liar. But, yeah, she's an actress by trade. Oh, is she actually an actress? I thought that was like an accusation no no no she so you know she was on turkish uh

soap operas oh my god yeah that's what she does fascinating but this is the one that really got me davide yeah have you ever thought to yourself i wonder what that guy does for a living he makes good pasta is he a chef he's not a Yeah. He kind of works in the restaurant industry. Okay, Davide. Runs a very successful million-dollar shisha business. That is not the restaurant business. So he provides, and this is legit, he provides products to restaurants and nightclubs

like Shisha products. He's a self-made millionaire. Oh, pass off. Yeah. He's hot and he's a millionaire. Yes. Oh my god. There you go. He has to win. He's got to win it. I'm going to throw new producer Claude under the bus. Hey, producer

Claude, I want to play a game next. Do you have any fun game music or are you controlling that? I'm actually controlling this. Oh, well, easy. Claude's off the hook. So you're throwing me under the bus from a bar in downtown Auckland. What can you do? But because I am the consummate radio professional.

There we go. We've got it. Look, quite a few months ago I played a game with, and Claude, are you on your microphone right now? You can join in. I played a game with you guys where I tested you on guessing whether or not these funny-sounding places were real or fake from Australia. Yeah, I remember.

Remember that game? Yeah. I thought we could do another round of that, but we could do it as the English version, the UK version of that game. Okay. When I saw this article, and now you're going to make fun of me because apparently I can't say this place right. Yorkshire.

Wrong. You're trying too hard. Yorkshire. Wrong. Trying too hard. Yorkshire. No, you're trying way too hard. Yorkshire.

Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. No, you're still trying too hard. Yorkshire? No, you're trying to wait until you're done. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. No, you're still trying to do it. Yorkshire. I feel like I'm getting it right.

But anyway, so these are all places that are found in Yorkshire. Is that right? You're just finessing it a bit, but that's fine. And you guys, Clint and Claudia, you have to tell me real or fake place. Cool. I should be good at this. That's where my nana lives. Oh! Home ground

advantage. Big chalk from Claude. Okay, first place. Is this a real place? Wait, hang on. Claudia's nana lives there. Is Bree saying it right or wrong? Wrong. Well, you're not your nana. You don't live there, do you? I like the finesse you put on it, though. Okay, thank you so much.

Okay, real or fake? Penis stone. Fake. There's nowhere in the world called penis stone. Penis stone. I'm going to say fake, but it could well be real. There's a real place found in South Yorkshire. This historic market town's name does not mean what you think.

Apparently, it's something to do with the Celtic language. I don't care what it means. It's called penis stone. Is it penis stone or something and not actually penis stone? No, I think it's penis stone. We're just going to go with that. Okay, next place. You're zero from one so far.

What about yank tit? Nah, you are yanking my tit. If you suggest there is a place called Yank Tit. Claudia, what do you think? I think it's fake. You think it's fake? You would be correct. It is fake.

Not a real place. But it should be. I mean, I think it's a good name. Nah, you're yanking my tit, mate. Good suburb name. I'd love that. What about the place, I believe, it's definitely real, Clapgate. Yeah, that's real.

I know there's a place in the UK called Clapham and Clapham Town. They love the clap in the UK, so I'm going to say Clapgate is real. Claude? I think it's real. That is a real place in Yorkshire. Definitely a real place. The Brits love the clap. They love the clap.

What about, let's go with this one. Wet Wang. Wet Wang. Is that a real place in Yorkshire? In the UK? I knew this one was coming up. It's real. I've been there. Is it? Claudia is on the money. She's wet her Wang. She's been

to Wet Wang. It is a real place. Got a photo with the sign and everything. Made Dad turn around. Is there a dry wing? God, I hope not. No one wants to go there. Bleh. Takes ages to get there.

Hey, what about real or fake place in Yorkshire? Bottle bong. Bottle bong? Bottle bong. Nah. Not a real place. Not a real place. I feel like that could be real. You're locking in real. Yeah, I'll say real. Clint's saying no.

It's fake. Oh, I made it up. They're not big on the weeds, I feel, and rural. More about the genitals. Yorkshire. Yeah. Okay, last one. Yeah, they're more genital focused.

Last one for you guys. Is this a real place in Yorkshire, the UK? Poohole. Poohole? Poohole. Poohole or poohole? Poohole. Poohole.

Poohole. Like who? Who? Who? Who? Like who? I'm an owl. Yeah.

Yeah, that could be real. Fake. You think it's owl. Yeah. Yeah, that could be real. Fake. You think it's fake? Yeah. I believe that's a tie between you and Claudia, Clint, because that place is real and Clint got it right. It's not offensive enough. If she was making a fake one, she would have called it poo hole.

True. No, I mean, no one's going to believe poo hole. This place is a real poo hole. Maybe brown eye, but not poo hole. There you go. Some real, some fake places in Yorkshire. Yorkshire. That's what I said.

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