ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd December 2021

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, well, hello, Anastasia. We're back. It's good to be back on the podcast. You missed us yesterday, Clint, but on the podcast now. I'm the one who's back. We've got her talking in English accent. Rita! I heard some...

Get out of here. It's your old Calvin again. Anastasia just loses all manners when she becomes an English person. She just talks... Alright, I heard some murmurings. I didn't listen to a podcast. I heard some murmurings about some weird shit happening in the podcast. We all

hooted the Queen's house. It was literally best for Ben is talking again. Ben is here. Benjamin. Benjamin. How are you doing today, Ben? I knew a Benjamin.

Ben, you were? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You've been to Big Ben? No, we don't stop until you talk in an English accent. Have you been to Big Ben, love? I've been to Big Ben. I've seen a Big Ben. If I do an English accent,

can we stop? Yes, that's how it works, Clint. Alright then, Governor. It's good to be here. Perfect, now we stop. Oh, is that all it took? You need to work on that. I need to work on it. But if you want to join in for longer next time, you have to jump in sooner.

Yours was racially inappropriate. You're the one who needs to work on. Yours sounded like they were from Zimbabwe or something. No, you sounded like you were running an Indian curry restaurant. No, it was Cockney. That's a really bad Cockney accent. You almost Cockneyed it up, I reckon. I think the more interesting topic that we didn't quite get

on the podcast intro was the differences in pubic hair over the years that we were having. Yes, yes. Brie brought up something I didn't even realise was retro until you said it. The landing strip. The landing strip. Yeah, retro now. How hot was the landing strip, as in popular? See, look, I'm going to be honest.

Never liked it. Never liked having to do it to myself. Never liked it on other people. I just don't think it ever looked good. Who came up with the idea that that was the trend that was in? Well, it was. And this is the other bit.

Anastasia does it outside the age of the landing strip. I've got a question. I'm from a no hair under there generation. No hair under there? Yeah, right. Under? Under? You know what she meant down there. All of the guys I know

Under, like in the Gooch region. Can you Anastasia? Poor Anastasia. She's trying to say something. All guys you know. They don't want any hair down there, from my experience. I don't want any hair on the men either. You guys need to bloody shave it all off.

No, no, no. It's your personal preference, baby. Nah, I like it clean. Get rid of it. No, that's too confrontational. You don't ever want to be pulling one out of your teeth. You need to be trimmed. Oh, what are you doing?

Well, it happens. It does happen. No. You know, one gets a stray, it gets in your mouth, and then it gets... Have you ever seen those fearless cats? All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, I've got one more thing. I'm sorry to bring it up. I've got one gets a stray, it gets in your mouth, and then it gets... Have you ever seen those fearless cats? Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, I'm sorry. No, I've got one more thing.

Sorry to bring it up, okay? I've got one more thing to say about it, though. You took it too far. He said in British. I've got one more thing to say about it, though. How do... If you're not... Like, if you're not gay, so you're not hooking up with the same, like, sex, how do people get to know what is in

and out down there? Wait, what? Probably studies. How do you get to know what is in and out down there? Wait, what? Probably studies. How do you get to know, like for yourself? For the trends. Right. So what I'm saying is how do people how did it go around people? Oh, I see what you're saying. Like do people talk about that? Porn would have something to

do with it, not in a good way. Playboy magazines. Wasn't it like a big topic? But for the ladies though. But also back Playboy magazines. Wasn't it like a big topic? But for the ladies, though. But also back in the day, wasn't it like a big topic in Cosmo and... Yeah, maybe. Like the whole sealed section thing, they would talk about what's fashionable as far as that goes. Plus, also, you know who would tell you?

Your waxer. Oh, yeah. Maybe your waxer. I just picture the first woman to start the trend of, let's say, the landing strip and her just going, I might just shave it all off and just leave one part down the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where does that idea come from?

That's a fashion trend. It doesn't make sense. That just doesn't make sense to me. I hated it. I'm so glad it's gone Well it's not gone It's just not I think some people do do it

And to be honest I'm not saying that I hated on people I hated It's so hard to do Like if you're not going to the waxer I'm just going to be honest I mean it's been a long time Since I've tried to do it

But To get it straight It's so hard Planes coming in to land on you Like It's more like When's a lightning bolt going to be? Like a centimeter or an inch? Oh, it's up to you.

Depends. Oh, that's weird. Can you make an arrow? That'd be funny. A lightning bolt. What are you, the last alien? Let's make that a trend. Okay, let's do an international birthday banger.

Go. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger. Oh, yes. Here we go, everybody. Your birthday bangers from the podcast group.

Thank you for everybody sharing your Spotify rap screenshots, by the way. I enjoy seeing how much you guys listen to the podcast. We did mention this yesterday, and I said the exact same thing. I was like, I love seeing it. Yeah, there's some huge numbers out there. It's awesome. And you guys are like, it's like you are a part

of our family. Like this really dysfunctional family and there's big groups of us around the world so it's really cool to have you guys. We love seeing that stuff. Even Anastasia is part of this family. She's the cool younger sister. That's who she is. We're all trying to be like Anastasia. Okay, let's do

an international, wait just tell do an international birthday banger. You've told us on the Facebook page. This one is for Megan McFall from Adelaide. That is such a cool name, Megan. I love that. Megan McFall. You were born on the 1st of May 1995, so you were 16 in 2011. And, Megan, this is your birthday banger.

Check that. So you were 16 in 2011 And Megan, this is your birthday banger Shake that Sick Shake that This was such a moment in time It's 10 years old this year, this song Oh yeah, see that song It's a decade old Wow Yeah Okay, another one for Tegan Vaughan She's from Auckland this year, this song. Oh, yeah. See, that song. It's a decade old. Wow. Yeah.

Okay, another one for Tegan Vaughan. She's from Auckland, New Zealand. Oh, right here in Auckland. G'day, Tegan. You were born on the 20th of August, 2004. Oh, my God. Okay, you're real young. Are you frishy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, she'd be 17 this year. Yep. Yeah, so you were 16 last year in 2020. So, on the 20th of August last year, this is the song that was number one. Ah, the song Jason Derulo stole. I think Josh685 did a right out of it, though. In the end, In the end.

Eventually. It never would have went anywhere without Jason Derulo. Well, you don't know that. You know that. Well, you don't know that. You know that. Last one's for Finn Chambers from Newbury in the UK. Where'd you say he's from?

No. The UK. Anastasia is our bloody mate Finn from the UK. He was born on the 12th of October in 1999, which means he was 16 in 2015, I believe, and this is his birthday party. Justin Bieber. Are you going to go to that show next year? Absolutely Yeah

I reckon it'll be amazing Yeah, it's at Mount Smart unfortunately It's a little bit Well, you make the trick For the Biebs? Oh, we'll make the trick For the Biebs Yeah, it'll be good

Okay, Justin Bieber LMFAO Jason Derulo What's the winner today? Probably Party Rock Anthem Probably It starts with I hate this song

Does it? Yeah Okay, I'll go with you on that Yeah, it comes on We literally were talking about LMFAO yesterday In the podcast intro Because I was saying Do you remember that song

I'm in Miami, bitch? Yeah. And how there's a line in that song that says I've got a Red Bull and vodka up in my hand. Yeah, yeah. And it made it so trendy.

Yeah. Red Bull vodkas. In those paper Red Bull cups as well. Yes, and it was so bad for you. Oh, it still is. Because you can't have 15 of those.

Well, you can. That's the problem. But yeah. All right, have a great week everybody. See you next week. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

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Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint. Oh, well where the bloody hell have you been, hey? We've been bloody here slaving over this show. Early Christmas. Keeping it afloat.

Early Christmas. I was like, let's get the hell out of here. You've been having a bloody party somewhere. I got Omicron. Yeah. Yeah.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. No, you didn't. It's really embarrassing that I've been calling it Omicron. That's what everyone's been calling it. Yeah, and then I saw

the Hilary Berry video and I was like, Omicron? What the hell is Omicron? What the hell is Omicron? It'll always be Omicron to me. It's like Chris Luxon, Luxton. No one knows. No.

I don't think he knows. I don't think he knows either. I think he got told what his parents thought it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they didn't know. Up and off. We talked about him yesterday. Did you?

Yeah, how many houses he has? Seven. I know. Seven houses. Did you see the list? Because I was saying you would love this. The list came out about how many houses every MP has. They've all got a couple, eh?

Well, no. Not Chloe Swarbrick. Not Chloe Swarbrick. She doesn't have any. Has she got none? She's got none. Yeah. How many do you think Jacinda's got?

Oh, great question. Yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure her and Clark own their house in Auckland. She makes 400 grand a year. Surely they own their own house. They've only got one. Yeah, right. In Mount Albert.

Yeah. And then who else do you think? Clark would be desperate for a batch, though, so he could go fishing. Oh, can you imagine? Yeah. You'd forgive the Prime Minister of New Zealand for having a batch, wouldn't you? Yeah, I mean, that's fair enough. What about Judith Collins?

Oh, Judy Collins? Yeah. Oh, another good question. She's got two. I reckon she's got two. Three. Three? Yes.

House, batch, investment property. I'll give you one more guess to see if you can guess it. Simon Bridges Ooh So he lives in Tauranga Beautiful spot You don't need a batch If you live in Tauranga

But he's been like A Queen's Council Like he's a very High powered lawyer So I'm going to say Simon Bridges has got three Just like Judy Collins Got four properties

Four houses. Well, two of them are apartments, but hey, I'd take anything at this point. Like in my life, apartment, sign me up. How many houses have you got? None. Yeah, well, that's where I've been. I've been buying houses with Chris Luxon. We said that yesterday that you were putting a down payment on your second batch.

Yeah, that's right. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the second batch going? Funga Batav. Yeah. You've already got one there, but you said, I want to buy two in case. We're demolishing one to build a tennis court.

Yeah, to buy a bigger place. Trying to stay relatable, you know, just trying to stay down with the people. Hey, why not? Live it up. Today on the show, we're going to start with Tradie vs Lady. The Tradies are blowing out here. They are really running away with that. They're blitzing it.

I'm pretty sure we talked about it yesterday. I don't think the Ladies can come back, but they're playing for pride at this point. Absolutely. And if you want to be one of those people playing, because the Tradies are playing for pride as well, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM because there's $50, all thanks to KFC, up for grabs. We'll play after Friday jams from Christina Aguilera.

Lil' Kim, Maya and Pink, this is Lady Marmalade. Banger. What's it? Not long to go for the year and it's been a tight match all year, I'm not going to lie. Not too much in it. The tradies sitting at 108 wins for the year. The ladies sitting at 93.

Can they claw some wins back for the end of the year? Let's find out, and let's meet our lady first. She's 39. She's from Tarmac in Makau, and she's a beekeeper. Welcome to the show, Taranay. Taranay. Hi. Hi.

I've got a question. How do you get a queen bee? So it depends on how. Like, if it's in the hive, then you just have to look for her. But if it's formed, she will always be, like, in the centre of the football. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Do you mean like Pokemon, Bree?

Like, how do I connect? Yeah, how do I catch her? She's never alone. I bet. She's never alone. Yeah, it's kind of like sister wives, but the bee version. You don't get a swarm without a queen, I think, is the thing, right? Yeah, there's always a queen. Yeah, right? Yeah, there's always a queen.

Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, there's always a queen. So interesting. I love B stuff. Tarana, you're taking on our tradies today. He's 21. He's from Dennyverk, and he bloody loves social cricket.

Welcome to the show, Campbell. G'day, Campbell. G'day. What position do you play? Opening bat. Opening bat. Oh, yes. Look out. Ever been hit for a duck? Opening bat. Opening bat. Look out.

Ever been hit for a duck? Oh, I did. Yeah. I mean, you know. You're bound to be eventually. It's part of it, especially if you're slashing the big ones. Okay. Campbell, your buzzer is tradie.

Tarana, your buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody. First to three wins 50 bucks from KFC. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number one. It's Freedom Day. Yes. Kind of. It's Red and right, guys, here we go. Question number one. It's Freedom Day. Yes, kind of.

It's Red and Orange Light Day, whatever that means. What traffic light is Christchurch in right now? Is it red? Lady. Yes, Taranay. Christchurch is yellow. That's correct. Orange, yellow, same thing. Orange, yellow, yeah.

We will accept that. Nice work. One point on the board for the girls. Question number two. Heisenberg is a character from which hit TV show about a high school teacher turned criminal? Oh, yeah, me, Lady. Yes, Taranay. Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad is spot on. He turns criminal by making meth and selling it. We're just going to check with our opening batsman, Campbell. Are you still with us? Yeah, I'm still with you. You're on the verge of a golden duck here, my friends. You don't want to get a golden duck on this. You need this one to stay in it, okay, Campbell?

Yeah. Come on, mate. You got this. Here we go. Question number three. What is the human body's largest organ? Me, that lady. Yes, Taranay, for the win.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, you're good. Skin is correct. It is the skin. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I feel like you said... She's a hot mess, but she got it done.

She said nearly every word other than lady to buzz in. She. I know. Beatles. America. Christmas. Taranay. Placenta.

Hey, 50 bucks coming your way. Have a great weekend. Congratulations. You killed it. Nice work, mate. There's a win for the ladies. Thank you. Back on the board.

Taranay takes the win for the girls. Bree and Clint. I wanted to talk about a Christmas tradition. Win for the ladies. Thank you. Back on the board. Taranay takes the win for the girls. I wanted to talk about a Christmas tradition that me and my partner do. Sexy Santa? No, not Sexy Santa. Although that could be a new tradition. Yeah, yeah. Why not? I don't actually know what Sexy Santa is.

Whack on a beard and... Oh, yeah. Like Christmas role playing. Beards do it for me. No, it's about having a schedule for Christmas movies every day leading up to Christmas in the month of December. Oh! Like a Christmas movie advent calendar.

Yes, exactly like that. Right, okay, yeah. Exactly like that, Which I've been putting mine together for the last couple of weeks, but I've got a few spots spare and I thought I could enlist the help of you guys and people listening to the show about movies

that I might have missed. Yep. So I'll tell you the ones that I've already got and then you tell me and then we can have people, you know, join in and tell me. Does it start today, by the way? Well, it was meant to start on the 1st of December. That's good to say. But our schedules haven't aligned,

so we're going to have to probably watch more than one this weekend. Okay, so you're looking for 25 Christmas movies. Exactly, exactly. Okay, so December 1st, Polar Express. Tom Hanks? Yes. Great, yep. December 2nd, Jingle All The Way, which is

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Great. Such a good film. Good contrast. December 3rd, Christmas With The Cranks, Tim Allen. Oh, yeah. Great film. December 4th, Bad Santa. Who's Bad Santa? Is that Billy... Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Bob Thornton. Great movie.

December 5th, Fred Claus. See, I'm starting out with my not as favourite movies and then I'm finishing with my strongest. That's what I'm trying to do. Is Fred Claus the Tim Allen Santa or is that the Santa Claus? So Fred Claus is the one where it's Santa Claus's brother. Oh, okay. Fred Claus.

Yeah. And he goes about into the world. He finds his own path. Anyway, that's Fred Claus. December. And he goes about into the world. He finds his own path. Anyway, that's Fred Claus. December 6th, Die Hard. Vince Vaughn, Fred Claus. Yes. Right, okay.

Die Hard, yeah. Die Hard. And then I've got a big gap in the middle and then I pick it back up at December 15th, The Grinch. Jim Carrey, excellent. The one with Jim Carrey. December 16th, The Holiday. Kate Winslet and Jack Black.

One of my all-time favourite Christmas films. Jude Law. December 17, Happiest Season, which is a newer Christmas film, but it's got Christian Stewart in it. It's a great film. December 18, The Santa Clause 1. 19, The Santa Clause 2. 20, The Santa Clause 3.

And that's Tim the Tall Man Taylor, right? That's the Tim Allen one. Yeah. December 21. He did a great post the other day. Did you see it? No. He put up a photo of him on December 1 with a full Santa Claus beard.

And it just said, at this time of year, it just starts to grow faster. So good. Yeah. So good. December 21, Home Alone. December 22, Home Alone 2. December 23, Elf. Oh, not Home Alone 3. No, it didn't make the cut. What about the new Home Alone, December 22, Home Alone 2, December 23, Elf. Oh, not Home Alone 3.

No, it didn't make the cut. What about the new Home Alone movie? I haven't seen it yet. It might make the cut next year. Home Sweet Home Alone. Might make the cut next year. It won't, but nice of you to think of it, Elf. December 23, Elf.

And see, I'm finishing real strong. December 24, Love Actually. Beautiful. And December 25, Christmas Day. Griswold's Family Christmas. Yes! Also known as what? Something Vacate, no?

Yeah. Griswold Family. It's got two names in different countries. Let me look it up so people know what we're talking about. Griswold's Family Christmas and Lampoon. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, good. I know one straight away that you'veation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Yeah, good.

I know one straight away that you've missed. Okay, hold on. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, hold on. I need to put it in my list. Yes. You haven't got on there

Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh, perfect. Nightmare Before Christmas. And the only other ones I had were Elf and Die Hard and you've got both of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I need help. I need to feel. So wait. One, two,'ve got both of those. See, I need help. I need to feel.

So wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Okay. Oh, that's easy. Seven Christmas movies. Where are you going to find seven Christmas movies? People out there will know. And what I'd really like to know, is there a Kiwi Christmas movie? Yeah.

Do we have one? I don't even know if we do. Surely there's been a Kiwi Christmas movie. There would be. Maybe one of the Shortland Street hour-long finale episodes. Surely there's been a Kiwi Christmas movie. There would be. Maybe one of the Shortland Street hour-long finale episodes. See, I'd put that on my list. Sign me up. 0800 DIALZM.

If you know a Christmas movie I've missed, I'd love your help. And then we could put this up on our Instagram then if people want to also do the Christmas movie advent calendar. The 25 Christmas movies of Christmas. Yeah, that'd be fun. Okay, cool. Let's do that. Or you can text us on 9696. What Christmas movie advent calendar. The 25 Christmas movies of Christmas. That'd be fun. Okay, cool. Let's do that. Or you can text us on 9696. What Christmas movie have we missed?

Bree and Clint. Which means we need to start thinking about Christmas and for the past couple of weeks, my partner and I do this thing every year where I'm putting together a movie advent calendar or a Christmas movie advent calendar rather, where calendar or a Christmas movie advent calendar rather

where we watch a Christmas movie every day in the lead up to Christmas. Yeah. Surely this is not a different advent calendar every year. What we're finding is there's not enough movies. I mean, the order might change. And you might sub some in and some out. Sub some out. But it's usually generally the same.

Yeah, so at this stage, I've got Polar Express, Jingle All The Way, Christmas With The Cranks, Bad Santa, Fred Claus, Die Hard, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grinch, The Holiday, Happiest Season, The Santa Claus, all three of them, Home Alone. Just two of them. All two of them. Elf, Love Actually and Griswold's Family Christmas.

You have seven gaps in your 25 Christmas movies for Christmas and we're trying to plug them all. Yes. Let's see what movies people have come up with. Megan's here. Merry Christmas, Megan. Hi, Megan. Oh, Merry Christmas, guys.

Thanks for calling through and helping me out. What do you think I've missed? Well, I mean, you've got such a great selection on there already. Thanks, Megan. And I'm really looking forward to watching all of these movies Yeah well we're going to put it up on our Instagram So don't rush and write them all down You can go get it from our Instagram if you want the list

That would be amazing The movie that I think you should add Which is a newer movie is Last Christmas I love that movie and that's got Amelia Yes, Amelia Clark So good, I mean a little bit sad newer movie is Last Christmas. I love that movie. And that's got Amelia. Amelia? Yes, Amelia Clark. So good. I mean, a little bit sad, the ending.

But great film. I did watch it with my mum a couple of days ago and she bawled her eyes out. She wasn't very happy with me. Is it Netflix? Why not? Is it Netflix? Yeah.

It's great, though. It's really well done. I think that's a great suggestion. Okay, let's get on the list. Thank you, Megan. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hey, how's it though. It's really well done. I think that's a great suggestion. Okay, let's get on the list. Thank you, Megan. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. I'm keen to hear your suggestion. What have you got? Noel. I love that film with Anna Kendrick. So good. The right mix of funny and sentimental for Christmas.

Yes. How did I miss that? It's quite a new film though. It's not super old. Yeah, a couple years old, but it's great. Great suggestion, Olivia. Who's the guy in that movie?

Bill Hader. Bill Hader, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Noel, who's Santa's daughter. Yeah. And Bill Hader is Santa's son. Got it.

Okay, we got two. We need five more Christmas movies. Let's talk to Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, guys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Lisa.

Tell us, what do you think I've missed out on my Christmas Advent calendar movie list? Last Holiday. Oh, my God. I love that film. That's with... It's so sad, but so cool. What's her name? Queen Latifah.

Queen Latifah. Yes, it's on Netflix. You can watch it on Netflix. Great film. It's got L.A. Cool J over it. Yes. So good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, great suggestion, Lisa. Nice work. Was not going to come up with that one ourselves. Tessa's here. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, guys. Happy Christmas.

Happy Christmas, Tessa. You think you've got another great one to add to the list? Yeah, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, guys. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas, Tessa. You think you've got another great one to add to the list? Yeah, the holidays. God, how am I missing all these? I don't know holidays. It's good. It's really good. It's so good.

It's kind of got all holidays in it, but especially Christmas. Yeah, I agree. That's a great suggestion, Tessa. Love that one. Where does holidays go on the list? If you've gone from least good to most good, what dates does holiday go in? Well, currently I'm just putting all these in. So that's number 11 at this stage.

So we've got three more to go. Isn't that good? Well, I think it's not about from worst to the best. I think it's about a mixture of, especially if you watch a sad one, you need to watch a happy one the next night. Yeah, okay. That type of vibe. Alright, we need

three more images. Jimma's here. Hi, Jimma. Hi, Jimma. Hi, hi. How are you both? Good, thank you, Jimma. Oh my gosh.

I can't believe you've left Shrek the Halls. Shrek the Halls? The Shrek movie. You're going to hate me. It's a classic. I don't think

I've ever seen it. It is so funny. Brie, it's such a funny movie. You just talked about having a good mixture. I'm putting it on the list right now. It's on the list. I will be watching it this year, guaranteed. My assistant would kill me if Shrek the Holes wasn't on there.

She is the biggest Shrek fan. Shrek the Holes. It's such a good movie. And I don't even have to remember any of the actors. Does anybody... No, you're right, actually. such a good movie. And I don't even have to remember any of the actors. Does anybody... No, you're right, actually. You're absolutely right. Does anybody like that movie, Miracle on 34th Street, which was the one that had the little girl who played Matilda in it?

I haven't seen it. Is that really bad? Oh, that's a classic. That's a very old movie. Yeah. It was first made in the 50s or something, I think. Oh, right. And they've kind of remade it again.

Gemma, are you a movie buff or are you a Christmas movie buff? No, I'm not, actually. I'm a Christmas buff because my birthday's two days after Christmas. So my whole family has to be into Christmas. So you're the day after Boxing Day. You and I are both Capricorns, Gemma. I'm January 3rd. We are, Brie.

Oh, you poor thing. It's a terrible time to have your birthday. Isn't it crap? Yeah, it is. It's a terrible time to have your birthday. Isn't it crap? Yeah, it is. And everybody talks about Christmas and not your birthday. Yeah, but, Gemma, I'll give you a Christmas and birthday present combined. I'll put the two presents together. Oh, shut up, Clint.

We hate that. No, and I won't even let them wrap it in Christmas paper. Yeah, same here, Gemma. I'm like, you go out and you buy me birthday paper. Exactly. Hey, they've got the Boxing Day sale and the New Year's sale for you. Well, that's true. That's true.

No, excuse me. I mean, they've spent all their money by my birthday. Merry Christmas, Gemma. Good to talk to you. You too. See you, Gemma. Bye. Bye.

Okay, so on the text machine, we've got two spots left. Four holidays with Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon has to go on. Yes. We've got one more spot left. Okay. I'm out of ideas. I maxed out at Miracle on 34th Street. Which was the other ones, Anastasia, that I said.

There were so many good ones on the text machine. I've got die. Yeah, someone on the text machine has said, is Die Hard in there? Yes, of course. Die Hard's in there. Yeah, The Grinch is in there. It's a Christmas story.

We might have to take it offline and figure it out. Anyway, we'll find the last one. Because it has to be good, too. It has to not just be a Christmas movie. It has to be a good Christmas movie. It has to be a good one. So we will find, yeah, we got the Santa Claus. What about a very Harold and Kumar Christmas?

I don't think I've seen it. Anyway, we will find it. Yes, produce Anastasia? Didn't we need a New Zealand one? Yeah. Yes. What about the Outrageous Fortune Christmas Special? That's a Kiwi icon.

Put it on. Put it on the list. Where would you even find that? To watch it. Um, DVD. It's a Salvation Army. Oh, yeah, yeah. Video easy.

I'll call Tammy and we'll get a copy. Okay, great. We will finish the list and we will post it on our Instagram and Facebook if you want to do the Christmas movie advent calendar. Merry Christmas, everybody. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, this is one of the best remixes I've seen for a long time. A woman on TikTok has done a remix of the Friends theme song, essentially. But then also someone, one of the cast members that was on Friends makes an appearance in the end. So good. It's the best surprise ever. Janice from Friends has appeared in this video. I want you guys to have a listen to this.

Definitely best remake ever. Award, for sure. So no one talks about the one mistake on Friends. The best couple on the show never made it to the end. Chandler and Monica went together well But I think Chandler should have ended up with someone else

Oh my God Chandler I'll wait for you When you and Monica get divorced I will wait for you You know you always loved me That's so good. So good, eh? Can you imagine, and Dean, can you imagine this?

I know they'll never do a reboot. But imagine... That laugh just sends shivers down your spine. Imagine they do reboot it and they pick it up now and it's friends in their... Here's a scary fact. The actress who plays... Janice. Janice is 60. So it could be friends in their late 50s, scary fact. The actress who plays Janice is 60.

So it could be friends in their late 50s, 60s. She's 60. She's 60. So she was older than the rest of the cast. Right. A little bit older. Because they're in their early 50s. Yeah.

But imagine they pick it up and Chandler and Janice are together. That'd be wild. You know? Oh. That'd be so funny. Her life hasn't changed. Her life has not changed a bit. Which character do you think Dean is?

He's Phoebe. Do you reckon Dean is Phoebe? He's totally Joey. You think Dean is Joey? Nah, Dean's got it together too much to be Joey. Yeah, he's hot. Is he Rachel? Remember when Brad Pitt came on the show for a bit?

Yes, I do. As Rachel's ex-boyfriend. Because Jennifer Aniston and her were dating at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Dean is Brad Pitt when Brad Pitt went on Friends. Yeah, true. You're Brad Pitt, we've decided, Dean. There you go, there's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent,

Brad Pitt from Friends, a.k.a. Dean McCarthy. See you, Brad. Brie and Clint. Look, it's an important day today, Brie, and I'd like to hand over to Mel Gibson from Braveheart Oh my god

did we book him for this Yeah we booked him we used Cameo and we got him and I'd like him to say a few words That they may take

our lives but they'll never take our freedom Well put Mel thank you I love I never realised the horse in the middle of that. He's on a horse. Well, yeah, I know.

He's going back and forth. It's so noticeable. A horse is celebrating too. The odd bit is they weren't free. They were about to get shot with a thousand arrows. They were going to die. Here in New Zealand, though, we're in the traffic light system. And yeah, we're not really free.

If you're in Auckland, you can't leave. But you can go to the pub. You definitely can't leave. You can go to the pub if you're with a low group. And you've got a booking. And you've got a booking. And you've got a vaccine passport. Yeah, you've got a vaccine passport.

And then you've got to wear a mask in until you sit at the table. Yeah, and a mask when you go to the toilet. Yeah. Other than that. But freedom. So we're looking for our freedom celebrators today, people around the country who want to just call up and just scream freedom and celebrate.

The phone lines are open if you want to join us. Rhys is here. Hi, Rhys. G'day, Rhys. G'day, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you, Rhys?

I am currently driving to the pub in Albany, actually. Oh, Rhys. How good, Rhys. I am currently driving to the pub in Albany, actually. Oh, Rhys! And how does it feel? How do you feel as a free man? Honestly, my heart's beating fast. I'm just so excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like you haven't seen

that special someone for a long time. And you get there and you know, she's tall. She's a bit yellow. Well, I am actually picking up my special someone from the train station and we're going at the same time. So, you know, it really is... Oh, well, we were talking about beer, but that sounds good too.

I was talking about beer, but same thing. Yeah, real special someone's better. Go on, Rhys, give us a big freedom. Yell it out for us. Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Thank you, Rhys.

Thank you, Rhys. You enjoy those beers. Cara's here. Hi, Cara. G'day, Cara. Hi, how are you Thank you, Rhys. You enjoy those beers. Cara's here. Hi, Cara. G'day, Cara. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Cara. Whereabouts are you?

I'm in Wellington, just about to head to the bottle store to pick up my crate and head over to Castle Point for the week. Yes, Cara. You're getting ready for real Freedom Day, which is crate day tomorrow, aren't you? I have had a big day, a big week at work, and I'm just ready for Crate Day. Yes, Cara. What kind of crate have you gone with? I was

tossing up between Summit and Export Gold, but I've gone with Export Gold. Export Gold, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good. Alright, can we get a big fat Freedom on the radio from you, please, Cara? You sure can. Go on, then. Let's go. Freedom!

Freedom! See, I like how... Oh, freedom! Yeah, this is very freedom-ish. I love how it tailed out at the end for Cara. She was like, freedom! She's gone. Yeah, she's gone. She's off on her free journey.

One more person. Stacey's here. Hi, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks, Stace. I feel like you've got a big freedom in you. Stacey's here. Hi, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks, Stace. I feel like you've got a big freedom in you. Oh, I do.

Where are you and what are you doing with your first day of freedom? I'm in Tauranga and unfortunately I've got work in like an hour. But for my time off now, I'm just enjoying myself with my freedom. I love it. And I want to hear it in your voice. Like I want it to come from, like, your stomach. Yeah. We want to hear 107 days of lockdown.

Yeah, big one. Give it your best shot. All right. Ready? Yeah, ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, Stacey wins. That was a big one, right?

Thank you. That was awesome. Stacey. Thank you. Thank you., right? That was awesome. Stacey. Thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate that. You're very welcome. Solid from Stacey.

Stacey, she understood the assignment. She did. Imagine the person in the car next to her would have been like, what the hell? Brian Clint, happy Traffic Light Day, everybody. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave.

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The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Guys, I've got Dunny news. Do you? Do we do Dunny news? We do now, and don't worry, technically this isn't toilet humour.

No. But it is toilet information. It's toilet, yeah. Well, I guess, you know, maybe. We'll see how the break goes. We'll see. We'll see if it's toilet humour. Better not be shit chat, mate.

Oh, well, we'll see. You know, you know. I'm not going to dump that on you. You can pass off when you're shit chat. You know. There's news out today. One of Drake's friends, obviously Drake, one of the biggest artists in the world. Do you remember seeing that story about Drake where he spent, I think it was $100 million on his house?

No. The last one I saw was the airplane that he bought. Yeah, $100 million on a custom-built house. Okay. So, I mean, he's dropped a few racks on the old house, hasn't he? I feel like when you're doing that, you've run out of things to spend your money on because you don't need a $100 million house.

Yeah. Yeah, but good for him. I also think that when people, you know, have 25 cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got too much money. You've run out. It's time to start getting, yeah, but it's fine, yeah. But, I mean, you know, good problem to have.

Great problem to have. It's like when you own, I don't know, seven houses, for example. Nah, no one owns seven houses. Nah, not here in New Zealand anyway. No one in New Zealand would own seven houses. No one, especially not in Auckland. No. Nah, you can't own, I mean, if you own more than one house in Auckland,

I mean, you're getting paid way too much money. But, you know, we're not being specific about anyone. No one that New Zealanders could relate to anyway. No, no, not at all. Definitely not relatable. Anyway, back to Drake. Anyway, back to Drake. One of his friends went over to the house and did a bit of a tour

and was, like, putting it online and was like, look at this and look at that and this is amazing. But the thing that caught my eye and caught Drake's eye, Drake's friend's eyes, was Drake's futuristic toilet. Okay. Now take a listen. The audio's not the best, but this is Drake's friend seeing Drake's futuristic toilet for the first time.

Got a couple of C4 clothes. Oh, ****. Clothes.'s unbelievable it's crazy you can't open the lid without pressing a button and like electronically opens and then there's like a million buttons, all these different type of flushes. The toilet's got its own iPad. You know what the flashiest bit about this toilet is to me? That it's black. It's black.

Yeah, it's fully black. I've never seen a black toilet before. Which I mean, when you really think about it, who was the rocket scientist that decided to make a toilet bowl white? Well, I think it's so that you... It's... No, no. I think it's so that you know when it's clean.

Nah, nah. It's white. Nah, not here for it. It's like people who wear white undies, you're asking for it. Yeah, but... Like, why are you wearing white undies? A black toilet hides a multitude of sins, whereas you don't want your toilet to hide anything. You want it clean.

I want my sins hidden. That's how I want to live my life. I don't want to know about it. Anyway, I think it's a great idea. I thought I could tell you about, I don't know how, I think it doesn't say how much that toilet is worth. I tried to find that toilet, but I couldn't. But I found a bunch of other really expensive toilets,

if you want to hear about them. Sure. Okay, so the first toilet I found is a bio-toilet kit. Okay. Is this a compost toilet? Well, kind of. It's good for the planet. Yeah.

It's the most innovative off-the-grid toilet ever made. That's what they say on their website anyway. Sure. It comes with a bunch of different things. It looks really weird. But for that toilet, all up, you'll pay a cool three grand. $3,000. Yeah, right.

Not the most expensive toilet I can imagine, but a lot of money for a toilet. But, you know, I don't think it's – it just goes into the ground, I think. Yeah, it's a hole in the ground. Yeah, the next one I found was a wooden throne toilet. A wooden toilet? With matching high level cistern. Yeah.

Like it sits on a platform and it kind of looks like it's from Game of Thrones. It looks like it should be in a castle. I don't want wood anywhere near my buttocks for fear of splinters. Like I want a thin layer of cotton between me and any wood that my butt sits on. Right. My nan used to have a wooden toilet seat. Did she? Yeah, and you know I will say about a wooden toilet seat,

in wintertime... Oh, not as cold? A lot warmer. Yeah, right. Okay. But that could have been someone just used it before me. Yeah. The wooden throne toilet that I found on the internet,

you'll pay a cool seven grand. For wood? Okay, yeah, pass. Okay, so the last toilet that I've got is probably the toilet that is the closest to the Drake toilet that I could find. Right. The high tech, the buttons, the bidet that probably comes out of nowhere. We haven't even talked about bidets in this.

Yeah, okay. Which, to be honest. I want my butt washed for Seven Green. A toilet like that would do it all. Yeah, yeah. Like the toilets in Japan. It looks like a toilet, but it's also a bidet. So this toilet, it's called the Grow 39354SH1 Sensia Arena Smart Toilet Alpine White colour.

Okay. So for that toilet, you're going to pay just under $10,000. Oof. But let me tell you, the old b-hole clean as a whistle. You can't really put a price on that. You can't put a price on that. Imagine the money you'll save on toilet paper. You'll save an absolute bomb on toilet paper.

I've got some Lorde news, everybody. We bloody love Lorde. Lorde. She has revealed a taste of the tunes she'll be listening to this summer. Oh, what's on the Lorde summer playlist? Well, she's made a playlist for Apple Music. Hashtag not spawn. She's made a playlist for Apple Music because she's definitely on Apple Music.

I know some people out there are on Apple Music. I know some people out there are on Apple Music. I used to be, can I say? You used to be, yeah. I used to be for a long time. And we bullied you off. Yes, because one of my friends offered me a free Spotify subscription on their family. This is the time of the year to feel sorry for your friends on Apple Music because they don't get that

Spotify rap thing. Why doesn't Apple Music just do it? I reckon they should just rip it off. Why not? I reckon everyone should rip it off. I reckon YouTube should rip it off. Instagram did it with Snapchat stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Just do it. Anyway, Lorde's summer playlist is out. I thought we could take a look at what's on there. There's lots of Kiwi stuff.

Broods. There's some Mellowdowns. L.A.B. are all on Lorde's playlist. There's a big deal that's going to get seen by the whole world. Nico Walters. Nico Walters on there, yeah, yeah. I thought we could pull out some of the good tracks on Lord's Playlist and take a little look at them. Okay. So this is what's on Lord's Summer Playlist.

Robin is on there. How good's Robin? Fun fact, producer Ben didn't know who Robin is. He missed Robin. No, I asked how you spelt it because I was looking at it in the system. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. That's fair.

It could have been R-O-B-I-N. He was going to put in blurred lines. No, I wasn't. Is it Robin, like, Robin Hood? Or is it Robin, like, you know, the woman that works in finance? No, just Robin. R-O-B-Y-N. That's on Lorde's summer playlist.

She's also put on her summer playlist Jessie J track. Bree's version. You know, when we were planning the show today and you go, oh, I'm going to cover this, I've got an idea for it. There's no idea, mate. There's no angle. It's just data. I will mention,

as we, every time we played this snippet of me singing Jessie J, that was no prep. Yeah, yeah. That was sprung on me. Oh, Lord knows. That's why she put it on her playlist. On her playlist, Frank Ocean. Love this Frank Ocean song.

It's a good one. She also, I said she put some Kiwi stuff on there. What are you doing? She's put on that song that Saatchi did, Game Called Love. Oh, did she? Yeah, Breeze version.

Breeze version You said That if I did this It was going to be played once Once a quarter This is on Lorde's summer playlist So really that's Trans-Tasman love She's shown love to Sachi and you I appreciate that Lorde's summer playlist. So really, that's Trans-Tasman love. She's shown love to Sachi and you from Australia. I appreciate that, Lorde.

Thank you so much. How did I get to you? She's put on there, you actually already covered this, Nico Walters is on the playlist. Nico's version. What's your big finisher? What's your big gag finish?

There's no gag, mate. This is just pure data. Now, what is it? You're obviously building. Do you have anything else? Yeah? There's no gag, mate. This is just pure data. No, what is it? You're obviously building. Do you have anything else? Yeah, there's one more, actually. Is there one more? Okay, go on.

Let's get it over with. This is Lorde's Apple Music summer playlist. She's put... Gone. I'm going to be... Can you top the first two gags that you did? Oh, can I? You need to keep going.

What's... I can't... She obviously showed love... Oh, my God, I know to keep going. I can't. She obviously showed love. Oh my God, I know what it is. She's shown love to the girls and she's put Olivia Rodrigo on the playlist. No!

Bree's version. Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street. T2, get in, bitches. At least you didn't play the whole lot. Thank God.

Yeah, Ben, we should have got a little bit more of that, actually. That's a missed opportunity. No, no, no, I think that was the right amount, Ben. Should we dig up a little bit more? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll leave some mystery. It's Lord's playlist anyway, so yeah. Hot Girl Summer, baby.

Get on that Apple Music. Yeah, solid from you guys. Brie and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

Producer Anastasia nearly est in her pants just then. She was talking about something off air. Can you just not? She obviously didn't want the whole country to hear and Ben turns the mics on and she quickly is like, oh my god. I don't know what you're talking about, Brie. But what I do know, what I'm talking about

is we're going to play the one second song challenge. Thanks, Anastasia. Wow, what a professional. Way to cover it up there. Seamless. So I'm going to play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist will win themselves and their team a point. Today's going to be a little bit different.

Today's theme is number one songs. No, no, no, no, no. One-hit wonders. Very different. Because they're one-hit wonders, people aren't going to be that familiar with them. So the listeners that we have playing will have to name either the artist or the song title.

Just one or the other today? You guys are going to have to name both, but these guys will have an easier ride. Oh, okay. I feel like Clint should have to name both and I should have to name one or the other. No, that's the rules. I've made them that way.

I might have been nicer to you if you didn't bring that up. As if. The first team to three points obviously wins. And yeah, so we're going to play some One Hit Wonders. Brinkley will go first and then Alice will go next. Okay, let's meet them. Shan's here. Hi, Shan.

G'day, Shan. Hi. Whose team do you want to be on, mine or Bree's? We'll go for Bree. All right, Shan, jump on over. That means Jenna, you're on Clint's team. All right. I love how it doesn't matter whoever it is.

The person that goes second that gets put with someone always disappointed whoever it is. Okay, that goes second that gets put with someone always disappointed whoever it is. Okay, Anastasia, let's do it. All right, let's hear song number one. Oh, my. That is Sir Mix-a-Lot, Baby Got Back. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Wrong.

People think it's called I Like Big Butts, but it ain't. That was quite an easy question to answer. That's one of my all-time favourite songs. All right, guys, your buzzers, Jenna and Shan, are your names. So yell them out when you know either the artist or the song title. You just need one. Let's hear song number two. Jenna.

Yes, Jenna. Get in there, Jenna. What do you reckon, Jenna? I have a tiger. She's crushed. By, Jenna. Get in there, Jenna. What do you reckon, Jenna? I have the tiger. By Survivor. Don't try and get a bonus point now, okay? Jenna's already played before.

By Survivor. Can I open it? Shan knew as well. She was right behind Jenna. Shan, you've got to be hot on that buzzer next time. All right, with that, let's hear song number three. Three. Oh, I forgot that, let's hear song number three. Clint, any guesses? That's Cotton Eye Joe by The Rednecks. How the hell do you know that?

Who said that? Shan, did you know that? I knew that. I knew it was. Okay, guys. Shan, you've got to pull one back for us here or we're going to lose. 2.16, Clint and Gina. Let's hear song number four.

Gina. Gina, get in there, Gina. Oh, no. Ice, ice, baby. Well done, Gina. Gina, you're solid in this game. Well done. Very good.

Shen, we definitely got beat on the day there. You got one point. You got one point. We got one. Better than nothing. Oh, well, we'll try again next week. But Jenna, you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome.

Thank you. Well done, guys. She was very good. She was very good. yeah, yeah, yeah. Good stuff. Especially for being one-hit wonders. Totally. But I mean, being a one-hit wonder means you definitely normally know the name of the song.

Right, not necessarily the artist. Not necessarily the artist, but the name of the song. Also, who knew that Sir Mix-a-Lot was a one-hit wonder? I think I only found that out recently. Oh, you're making a joke. Oh, I get it. Bree and Clint. Friday-oke, not happening this week.

Clint ruined it because he was away. Yeah, my fault. My bad. Or did you save the day by there being no Friday-oke? What song were we going to do, by the way? I was looking at a Doja Cat one. I saved the day then. I saved everybody.

Doesn't mean we can't do it next week. I saved you. I saved me. I saved everybody. There's always next week for a bit of Doja Cat. No. I thought we could do this though. Next week's my choice.

No. No. Just because I didn't get to pick this week doesn't mean it reverts back to you next week. Not how it works. Anyway, I thought we could do this this afternoon because I found this quite interesting because I'm a big fan of the movie Love Actually. And obviously around Christmas time, that's the time when people mostly watch this film. Because it's just a great Christmas movie.

It is. It really is. There's so many famous people in it too. It's the total ensemble cast thing. It's. It really goes. There's so many famous people in it too. It's the total ensemble cast thing. It's just solid. It's a go-to for a lot of people and there's a theory going around at the moment about people who love this film and something that they reckon you can't do. Even if you've seen this movie

quite a few times. So what we've done is we've got a bunch of people to call up on 0800DIALSATM who have seen the movie more than three times, so multiple times, and we're going to test this theory out. I call BS. I don't think it's real. Well, you and I weren't able to do it earlier, though. Yes.

Okay, so let's get the first person on, and I'll tell the first person what it is. Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi, how are you? Good, though. Yes. Okay, so let's get the first person on and I'll tell the first person what it is. Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How many times would you say you've seen the movie Love Actually? Probably about half a dozen.

Okay, that's a solid amount. Now, look, it's going around the internet that apparently they reckon people who love this movie, even though they've watched it multiple times and they love it, they can't name any of the characters in the movie. Oh God. Yeah, see? Can you name one of the characters

from that film? You've seen it six times we just need one character's name. Oh, I can name the actresses. I don't know if I know their characters. It's the characters. Could you give us Hugh Grant's character's name, the Prime Minister? No. Yeah, see, neither, John.

He's the Prime Minister. He's the Prime Minister, I know, but he has a name. Could you give us Keira Knightley's character's name? No. No. You couldn't's character's name? No. No. You couldn't, didn't you? All right.

Isn't it weird? Let's test it with the next person. Thank you, Joe, for your service. Let's go to Hannah. Hi,

Hannah. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Can you name any of the characters from the movie

Love Actually? And how many times have you seen the film, Hannah? It's really hard, eh? Yeah, probably like seven or eight times. Same here. I can't name a single one. Is the little boy, is it George? No.

Hold on, let me check. I've got the character list up here. A little cute drummer. A little cute drummer kid. Is his name George? His name's Sam. Sam, yes. Of course, when you say it, I remember it. Okay, that's a no from Hannah.

Two from three. Let's go to Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hello, Rachel. Hey, how are you? You've had the most time to think about this, so surely you've got one, Joyce. I've been sitting here thinking about it.

What's Colin Firth's character's name? Oh, I don't know his character, but I know a couple of the others. Okay, who have you got for us? So you've got David, who's the Prime Minister, and he's into Natalie. Yes, that's right. And then there's Harry, who cheats on his wife. Yes. And there's a Karen, I think. No, you're right. And then there's Harry who cheats on his wife. Yes. Yep.

And there's a Karen, I think. No, you're right. There is a Karen. That's Emma Thompson's character. Yeah, I thought so. And then there's Carl who Laura Lenny's character's into. Oh, my God. That was my sexual awakening when he took his clothes off

and went up into the bedroom. And then, I mean, as if you – Oh, God, that scene was so heartbreaking. Oh, my God. I've just remembered. I yell at her every time. Me too. I'm like, what are you doing?

Yeah. What about Rachel? Of course, how are we forgetting the most iconic character in the whole film? And he even shouts his name in one of his iconic lines. Billy Mac? No, not Billy Mac. He's iconic, obviously.

What about, I am Colin and I've got a big knob. Absolutely. Hey, Rachel, you did it better than anybody. You're the only person we've found who's seen Love Actually who actually knows any of the characters. I have seen it a lot. How many times would you say you've seen it? Like sometimes multiple times before Christmas.

So probably like upwards of 20 times. So you have to watch it at least 20 times to remember the character's name. It's December 3rd. Have you had this year's first viewing yet? Yeah, I watched it in November. Good on you, Rachel. Thank you. Nice work, Rachel.

Someone on the text machine said Aurelia. Remember that love story with Colin Firth's character? Well, no, I don't remember it by name, but yeah. Yeah, with Colin Firth. Really, your sexual awakening was love, actually. Oh, my. The guy? I thought it was the Sierra My Goodies video.

Oh, that too. That too. Bree and Clint. The traffic light system is officially on and everywhere around the country tonight, the bars are open. No matter where you are,

as long as you've got your vaccine passport, you can get out there tonight. Yeah, you'll be getting stuck to the floor as you make your way. Nah, surely they clean the floors. They've had 107 days to clean the floor. This was the time to do it. Surely the floor has never been cleaner than it's going to be in Auckland tonight, right?

What you don't understand is that floors like that can't be cleaned. You reckon? It's forever embedded into the wood. I think you're right. Especially depending on the area of the bar that you go into. Yeah, exactly. The area of the country where the bar is located, I mean. And look, you might be in the South Island going,

our bars have been open the whole time. Well, ours haven't, and we are desperate for a bit of socialising here in Auckland. Support your sibling. Yeah, we need a bit of attention. We need a bit of support at the moment. No, the rest of the country has been really good. I feel like it's actually brought the rest of the country closer to Aucklanders

because they've actually felt sorry for Aucklanders. It's the great leveller. They have. They've been like, oh, those poor bloody Aucklanders. I mean, I still hate them. Still hate them, but I feel bad for them a little bit. Some bars couldn't wait. And, of course, we moved into traffic light at 11.59pm yesterday.

So some bars opened at 11.59pm yesterday so some bars opened at 11.59pm a New Zealand Herald reporter Cherie Kinia went down into the viaduct oh no she didn't poor Cherie at midnight last night

oh no and if you've been to Auckland before she went to the infamous Danny Dolan's bar and it was full it was full of people I'm not surprised I am I'm not surprised. I am. I'm not.

Really? You're a dad so you forget what it's like to be able to just live carefree and be like I might go to the bar at midnight. But you'd have to wait until midnight on a Thursday to go. You're sounding more like a dad.

I know, okay. Well these people here have clearly done some preloading. Yeah, absolutely. I'm about to play you a cross-section of New Zealanders who really took advantage of the traffic light system and got in the bars at midnight last night. You all excited to get in there? So excited.

So excited. Never been more excited. Can't go wrong with journeys, really. R&B's cancelled, so count it as. Yeah, next best thing. Happy to be out. Happy to be out and about, living life. We were the first people into this, I was the first person and I took those shots like a man. It was so exciting, so exciting, I was like, is this what I...

You were actually getting ready for something. And it was like, I don't know what to wear, like, it was so good. We haven't seen each other in 107 days. It's been weird, but it's good to hang out. We're all happy. We're all enjoying it. Good times. I like how it just got worse and worse as she got further into the night.

Well, they didn't get more sober. No, no, no. I've decided that this is what our show needs. So I will be heading to the Viaduct at midnight tonight with a microphone to get some more people, some more great New Zealanders. But that means you're going to have to stay up till midnight. Yeah, by heading to the Viaduct at midnight,

I mean send Ben. Oh, gotcha. Ben, have fun. Have fun. Say hello to the people for us. Enjoy your freedom, everybody. Maybe screenshot your Vax passport so you don't get kicked out of the bar.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. The last birthday banger of the week. Three people.

What was the number one track on their Sweet 16? Well, we're going to play our favourite out of the three. And, Elyse, was it a Sweet 16? Do you remember? No, I don't remember my 16. I don't think we will ask any further questions. Because you're not that old. You should remember.

Good. All right, no questions, no questions. Listen to Annalise's laugh. Just like, yeah, don't ask me anything about it. Yeah, it's a bad memory. Yeah, right. Well, at least there is a memory. We'll move on then.

What is your birthday? 24th of January, 1996. All right, Annalise, you were 16 in 2012, which we won't talk about that day, but we'll just talk about what song was number one, and it was this one. I feel like that suits you quite well, Annalise. I do.

That's a good song. I love it. Sia and Flo Rida, Wild Ones. There's a banger. That holds up that song. It's really good. Yeah, bringing back the memories now. You know, I read this amazing thing about Sia the other day,

and it was, what was the song she did, Titanium? With David Guetta. With David Guetta. You know, she never wanted to be famous and she worked on that song with David Guetta and he was like, oh, can you just record the vocals for like the demo and stuff? Yeah.

And then he loved it so much that he was like, I can't bring myself to have anyone else sing this. I'm just going to release it without telling her. Really? I think so. That's a bit rough. I think so. Because she had a career earlier. Yeah, with other stuff. Yeah, and her face was in it and then she went, no, no more fame. Yeah. And that's when

she reinvented herself. And then that song blew up. She's too talented. That's her problem. Good one, Annalise. I like it. Laura's here. Hi, Laura. Hi, Lauranalise. I like it. Laura's here. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Not too bad, Laura. It's a Friday, and I'm looking forward to picking a birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 4th of August, 1982. All right, Laura. You were 16 in 1998.

And on the 4th of August in 98, this was number one. Spice Girls, the queen of the 90s banger. So it's kind of their breakup song. Yes, it was. It was, eh? It was their breakup song. So they were down to four at this stage. And it was about Jerry kind of leaving.

Yeah. And like the band coming to an end and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a nice breakup song. Right. It's not like a, we hate you forever. We'll do a reunion tour without Victoria. Did you like the Spice Girls, Laura?

Yeah. Well, they were 16. They were awesome. I mean, who didn't like the Spice Girls when you were 16? Yeah, totally were 16. They were awesome. I mean, who didn't like the Spice Girls when you were 16? Yeah, totally. They were everything.

Okay, that's a good one. We'll do one more birthday banger for Steve. G'day, Steve. Hello, Steve. Hello. Hello. How are you, Steve?

Whereabouts in the country are you? I am in Tauranga. Oh, beautiful. How's the weather? Well, not what we're used to today. It's a bit overcast, but, you know. What colour traffic light did you get in Tauranga today? What colour are you guys?

I think we're in orange, actually. I don't pay that much attention to it. I have no idea what it means, Steve. I just get told by my colleagues what I'm meant to do. You're red. I'm red. Okay. Stop it.

Does that mean I'm hot? Okay. Steve, what's your birthday? 24th of March, 1979. All right, Steve, you were 16 in 1995. And on the 24th of March in the mid-90s, this had a number one hit. Oh, this is a bit of Steve. Yeah, hot. Yeah, Steve. Yeah do Oh, this is a bit of Steve. Yeah, Steve.

Yeah, man. Where did you come from? Where did you go? That's a bit of you. Where did you come from? Captain I do This is such a weird song. I love it.

It's got violins in it. I swear we used to do the do-si-do at school. To this song? Yeah. Sounds about right, actually. Okay, wait there, Steve. We've got to decide between Flo Rida, Spice Girls, and the Rednecks. It's got to be Cotton Eye Joe for me.

Nah, don't do that. Don't do that. It's got to be Viva Forever. I love the Spice Girls. On a Friday, that song? No, thank you. And I love Sia, love Flo Rida,

but Wild Ones, boring pick. We hear it like too much. This song is the pick. I've convinced you, haven't I?

A little bit, but I kind of want to vote against that. So it goes to split vote, but then I want Ben to choose Cod and I Joke. Well then just choose Cod and I Joke.

Oh, fine. Steve, you just won birthday banner. Joe. Oh, fine. Steve, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. Steve, let me get a yee-haw. Yee-haw. Round them up. Round them.

Here you go, buddy. Here's your birthday banger on Zidim. So there's this very cute story out of Canada today where Drake, who obviously one of the biggest artists in the world, very recognisable to most people. The world's most famous Canadian. Super famous. I mean, Justin Bieber.

Oh, yep. Justin Trudeau. Ryan Reynolds. Shania Twain. I mean, there's a lot of famous Canadians. There's a lot of good Canadians. And Drake is one of the most famous. He was at a basketball game where the Thunder were playing the Rockets.

He is a Raptors fan, but he was there supporting a friend. And there's this very cute video going around where there's this older couple who's sitting directly next to Drake, like on courtside. Yeah. And they clearly don't know who Drake is. Yeah. And at one point in the game, a Drake song starts playing over the loudspeaker and then the videographer for the stadium

like zooms up and like comes in and films Drake. They're like, oh, my God, Drake, are you with Drake? Yeah, and then the older couple are like looking around and then you can see the older guy say to drake are you famous and then they're like laughing about it and then drake posted that they were his new parents on instagram it's very cute i thought because obviously this like you forget that some people might not know who one of the most famous artists in the world is drake has never crossed over onto the onto like the coast playlist yeah not He's famous, but he hasn't gone

he wouldn't be like on, you know how your parents watch the Royal Variety show on Christmas? Like Adele would be. Yeah, Adele, absolutely. She's universal. But not Drake. So I thought we could put it to the test. Is this true where we could call my mum and play her some Drake songs and we could play a little game. We're going to call Drake or Fake. Here's the tea. They're all going to be Drake.

Hello. Hi, Mum. Hi, Rana. How are you going? Hi, Mum. Good. Clint's here. Hi, Clint.

Oh, Clint, are you okay? I'm okay. I'm okay. Thank you. I'm back. He's good to go. He's back. We're back at 100%. We're a full show again. Clint, are you okay? I'm okay. I'm okay. Thank you. I'm back. He's good to go. He's back.

We're back at 100%. We're a full show again. And because we're a full show, we thought we'd celebrate with a little game of Drake or Faye. Are you ready to play? Oh, no. Well, first of all, ease your mum into these things, okay? Come on. Give her a chance. Do you know who Drake is, mumma die?

Yeah, he's a singer. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay. We'll take that. That's a good Di? Yeah, he's a singer. We'll take that. That's a good start. That's pretty good. So we're going to play a little game. You don't need to know why, Mum. All you need to know is that you just need to tell us if this is a Drake song or it's a fake Drake. So it's not him, it's someone else.

Okay? Okay. So Drake or not? Okay. All right, here comes the first song. I need a one dance, got an NSE in my hand. One more time for I go, I hope I was taken home. What are you thinking, Mama Di?

Is that Drake or fake? What do you reckon? Absolutely not. That's not Drake. It's not Drake. All right. Well,'s not Drake. It's not Drake. Right. Well, that was Drake. So, rough start.

That's okay. That's all right. That's all right. We've got plenty more. You can pick it back up here. It's a rough start, but here comes song number two. What are we thinking there? Is that Drake or is that fake?

I reckon it's fake. No, unfortunately, that one is Drake as well. Okay, so you've heard a bit of what Drake sounds like. It's not helping me, is it? Well, not at this stage, but I've got faith in you, Mama Di. Here we go. Song number three. What's that?

Is that Drake or is that fake? It should be easy. That's Drake. That's actually Kanye West. I thought it was a woman. Gee, I'm doing well. It was close. It was close.

I mean, Kanye, Drake. They both rap. That's fine. Come on, that's fine. You're all good. Let's go with song number four A bit different than that one But you know this one This one's on your Spotify playlist

Mama Di She knows it This is in your Spotify Wrapped for 2021 Is that Drake or is that fake? She got it She got one Nice one

Mama Di Well done Okay We should say this last song. This is for the win. This is for the win. Forget about what's happened. Always look to the future.

This is for the win. Okay, you ready? Here comes the last song. Big call, Mama Di. Is that Drake or is that fake? Yeah, that's Drake. She's up with the kids, guys. That is, of course, Drake.

You've nailed it, mum. Damn, Mama Di, you're street. So street. Do you know what that song was called for extra points? Mama Di. No, that's your name. That's you. Do you know what that song was called for extra points? Mama Die. No, that's you. No, that's your name.

That's you. That's you. What was it? Easy Street. No. Close. Close enough. Yeah.

New Age Christmas. New Age Christmas. We'll take that. That was Drake and Easy Street, Mama Die. I mean, could have been. Yeah. Could have been. Free and Clint. I said before, you can rent one of the most iconic movie homes of all time,

and the home is the... Oh, I'm so keen to find it. Yeah, you're in the surprise. You don't get to... I've got no idea. You don't get to... Where is it? What is it?

Don't even pretend to be surprised, okay? It's the Home Alone house. What? Oh! You wrecked the surprise, but it's still good. Okay, look, it's still good. You can rent the McAllister's family home. Not a home.

Mansion. Mansion. Mansion, yeah. It was a bloody mansion. Not relatable at all, can I say. Yeah, it was more like the establishing shot to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You remember how you saw that house and you were like, that's how you know Uncle Phil's rich.

He lives in a giant house. Yeah. The McAllisters, it was just like, oh yeah. But we should have known they were rich. They took their whole family to France for Christmas. Not only that, all of the parents flew first class to France. Yeah. I mean, they threw the kids in coach, but still,

that would have been worth a fortune. They were rich. They were shit parents. They forgot Kevin. Yeah, they were terrible parents. But, you know, I hated how they always breezed over the fact that fortune. They were rich. They were shit parents. They forgot Kevin. Yeah, they were terrible parents. But, you know, I hated how they always breezed over the fact that they were so super rich. I was like, as a kid, I was like, this is not relatable. This is not real, yeah.

So, The House is Up for Rent on Airbnb. It's because, and there's always a reason why, it's because there's a new Home Alone movie. It's called Home Sweet Home Alone. And you don't need to watch it. It's a mix of Die Hard and Home Alone Yeah It's just rehashing the classics again Stop doing it

Do something else I mean Home Alone 3 Went down the shitter didn't it That was terrible moving Anyway you can rent this house for 25 bucks That's how much it costs to rent the Home Alone house Why 25 bucks Just because it's only available for one night And it's a PR It's a stunty thing You can rent this house for $25. What? That's how much it costs to rent the home alone house. Why $25? Just because it's only available for one night and it's a PR.

It's a stunty thing. I would love. But I wonder if that, because obviously, you know, the outside of that house, iconic. You remember it from the movie? Oh, they've done it up to look like the movie. But, yeah, right. But obviously all of the inside scenes weren't filmed in that house. No. No, that would have been on a movie set.

Yeah. But you still get your Instagram photo and it's $25, man. Don't drill too hard on that. I mean, I like to get my money's worth though, Clint. I thought, seeing as it's in the news and there's a new movie, we could reprise a classic where we do our best Home Alone Kevin scream. Oh, yes. Come on! Oh, yes. Come on!

Oh, God. Which one of you and I has the best Kevin in us? There is a reference, too, to know if you've got better or worse. What's that? There's a reference to know if you've got better or worse. Okay. You can go first, actually. Okay.

So this is how you sounded in 2019, attempting the Home Alone Kevin. Pretty good. So when you're ready. Wait, can you, I just want reference of what she sounds like one more time. Okay. Okay, I'm ready. So when you're ready,

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2021, older, wiser, better. Come on. Kevin! Sounded like you were hooking up with Kevin. I think you've got it, actually, I think. I think Merry Christmas. Oh, Kevin! I feel like Kevin's mum

was a pack a day smoker oh god