ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd December 2024

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:32 ZM's Brian Clint, all thanks to KFC. Grab a free KFC bucket hat with purchase of a regular or large summer bucket. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Zeddy, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Hello, New Zealand. Good afternoon. It's just me here and my very hot and capable producers, Claudia and Ella, Clint away today. And then he's off sick today and then he's off gallivanting on a cruise around the Mediterranean? Do you? Around the Hauraki Gulf? Pacific?
Starting point is 00:01:13 Actually, apparently they just go out and then they come back in. Yeah. They're not even going anywhere. Oh, God. I'm really going to out myself as being a dum-dum. What is the ocean? Don't ask me that. That's to the east of New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Claudia? I feel like, is this a trick question? The Pacific, right? I don't know. But you've got to be specific. Oh, the two oceans meet. Stop it. The Red Sea.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Anyway, someone on the text machine... On the east, the Pacific. Lucky we have smart people that listen to this show. Someone will text through. Text us on 9696. What is it? Oh, I was going to ask you Before we dig into the show Got a big show planned
Starting point is 00:01:51 Huge show Full of girls No, yesterday you were so excited And you couldn't stop talking about your garlic prawns That you were going to have for dinner Mate, are you sitting down? I've been waiting I went home last night And I could smell the aroma that you were going to have for dinner. Mate, are you sitting down? Are you sitting down? I've been waiting hours for this.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I went home last night. Buckled in. Yes. And I could smell the aroma of garlic prawns. It just entered my nostrils, into my brains, into the neurons. And when it hit those lips and those taste buds, holy Toledo, it was one of the best things I've eaten this year. Well, I'm happy to hear that.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Oh, my God. So it lived up to the hype. Oh, it did. It really did. Do you barbecue now? No, they weren't bar hear that. Oh my God. So it lived up to the hype. Oh, it did. It really did. Barbecue? Do you barbecue now? No, they weren't barbecued. But you know what I felt? I literally had this thought last night when I was eating this huge bowl of garlic
Starting point is 00:02:34 prawns. Because at Christmas time my mum would sit there for three hours peeling prawns for Christmas and then do garlic prawns and each of us would get like two of them. And I just was like God, I'm a real fully fledged adult. Because I can have as many bloody garlic prawns, and each of us would get like two of them. And I just was like, God, I'm a real fully fledged adult because I can have as many bloody garlic prawns as I want. No limit on your prawn intake.
Starting point is 00:02:50 No limit. I feel like everyone fights over prawns at Christmastime. Right. Is that a thing? We're not that fancy. Are they fancy? With the little eyes, right? Oh, yuck.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Yeah, the little black eyes. No. Of course you don't. What I need to know. Yes. How many did you sink? Oh, I think I sank, the little black eyes. No. Of course you don't. What I need to know. Yes. How many did you sink? I think I sank at least 18 prawns. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Like, if they were off, I would have been in the hospital with severe food poisoning. Anyway, we've got a massive show, as we said before, planned for you today. And we're going to kick it off with tradie versus lady, as per usual. We need a lady and a tradie to play $50 cash up for grabs. We're getting to the nitty gritty, the tight end of the year. The score line is set. It is close. The tradie's on 100.
Starting point is 00:03:38 The lady's on 105. Will it be you to take out the win today? Call us 0800 DIAL ZM. It's time for tradie versus lady. Will it be you to take out the win today? Call us 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Here we are, the Tradies and the Ladies. We are at crunch time for the year. This is the deciding year. The Tradies won the first year. The Ladies won the second year. This is the deciding year. Not tradies won the first year. The ladies won the second year. This is the deciding year. Not to put more pressure on it. I did wonder that because we did.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, I remember winning. The ladies winning last year. They did. Showed which team you're on. Well, I'm very impartial here. I'm rooting for the ladies. Me personally, I don't take sides. I just love a good competition. And the tradies are on 100 wins for the year.
Starting point is 00:04:25 The ladies on 105. Could be anyone's game. Could be anyone's. There is still time. Let's talk to our tradie first. He's from Auckland, 33, and favourite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean. Welcome to the show, Jamie. Hey, how do you go?
Starting point is 00:04:41 G'day, mate. Which Pirates of the Caribbean, the original or the eighth or ninth one they did? It has to go to the original, the Black Bill. The original is, in my opinion, the best. It's very good. Can you give us your best R? R. That's good.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Not bad. Not bad at all. I was quite surprised at how good it was. All right, let's see who you'll be taking on today, Jamie. Your opponent for the ladies. They're also from Auckland. They're 13 years young and they have their year eight dance recital on Thursday. Welcome to the show, Jada.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Hi. Hello, Jada. What kind of dance are you doing? Like slow dances. Oh, really? Oh, you mean it's not like a dance recital. Jada, what kind of dance are you doing? Like slow dances. Oh, really? Oh, you mean it's not like a dance recital. It's like a disco dance type of vibe.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, it's like a, yeah. Okay, cool. I love disco disco. Me too. What kind of music would be on at a year eight disco? Sabrina? NSYNC? There's like Cotton Eye Joe.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Oh, look at you, Jada. Look at you, knowing all the golden oldies. We love it. Okay, guys, here's the rules. $50 is on the line. Jada, your buzzer is lady. Jamie, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
Starting point is 00:06:00 First person to get three correct wins. Are we ready to play? Yep. I almost feel obligated to totally throw this game. Jamie, Jada doesn't want you to do that, right, Jada? No. No. We're all going to try our best. Okay, maybe she kind of does.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Jamie, you give me your word, you will give it everything you got. Everything. Everything. Okay, good. And you too, Jada. Jada, you're all good to go, mate. Here we go. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:06:33 We're 22 days away from Christmas. What day of the week does it fall on this year? Shroudy. Yes, Jamie? Tuesday. Wow. I mean, you were so close. Great guess. Jada, you want to swoop in?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Monday? Another great guess. We were somewhere in the middle with Wednesday is the day it falls on. Quite a tough question to start off. Question number two. Name a social media app. Jodie. Lady. Jamie just social media app. Trady. Trady.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Lady. Jamie just got in there. I forgot my buzzer. I forgot my buzzer. Jamie? Facebook. Facebook. There we go.
Starting point is 00:07:15 There's plenty to pick from these days. All right. One to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Can't keep my hands to myself. I'm in a cardboard Bible. Try it.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Yes, Jamie. Selena Gomez. You're a bit of a Gomez fan, are you, Jamie? Yeah. Hey, we love to see. I'm going to blame my wife for that one. Hey, it's paid off here. All right, two to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Jada, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Yeah. Question number four. need this one to stay in it, okay? Yeah. Question number four. What season are we currently in? Lady. Yes, Jada. Summer. Nice.
Starting point is 00:07:54 It's only just changed over, so well done. Yep. Well done. Okay, one to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number five. Hatchbacks, sedan and convertible are all types of what? Lady. Jada.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Wow. Yes. Cars. Wow. Yes. What a game. Jamie. Even Jamie was impressed with that one.
Starting point is 00:08:16 All right. We are all tied up here for this game of tradie versus lady. Here comes the last question. This is the tie break. Question number six. Who had the hit question. This is the tie break. Question number six. Who had the hit single with the song Single Ladies? Trudy.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh, that was so close. I feel like it was Trudy. I can't split it. No, that was close. It was Beyonce. I feel like both of them buzzed in at the same time. We will move on to the next question. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Question number seven. Name a food that never spoils. Trudy. Yes, Jamie. A burger. What? A burger. No, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:09:01 You're not eating burgers five days after. Eventually a burger will go moldy. Burgers never go off. Oh, are you saying like a fast food burger? Yeah. I wasn't thinking of that. I'm not going to give it to you. Jada, do you have an answer for me?
Starting point is 00:09:19 Like honey? Honey is the exact answer I was looking for. One of the only foods. Oh, the head. Probably one of the best games of tradie versus lady we've had all year. You've been a great sport, Jamie. You stay there. We'll find you some KFC, mate.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Congrats, guys. Thank you. You hang around. And Jada, you've won $50 cash. Well done. Thank you so much. Very well done. I tried last Thursday to get on, and then I had CrossFit on Friday, so.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Oh, well, look. She's back. Hey. You've gone and done it. Commitment, persistence is key, and we'll get that $50 out to you. Merry Christmas, Jada. Thank you so much. Enjoy your dance.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Brianne Clint. At M with Brianne Clint. Clint away, and he's going to be gutted about this, because I don't know if you know this, producers, but Santa Claus, the Claus, the big dog, the man himself listens to this show. Does he? He does.
Starting point is 00:10:15 He listens to this show at the North Pole in his workshop. Him and I have emailed over the years. That is insane. Yeah. Is it the only frequency he can get up there? Well, I mean, email's always solid. I tried to FaceTime him once,
Starting point is 00:10:29 but it wasn't, the connection was pretty... Too snowy. Pretty snowy. That makes me a bit nervous though because I feel like if he'd listened to us, we might be on the naughty list.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah, that's why I don't get presents any of the years that I've been on the air. That makes sense. No, I'm just kidding. Santa, you got me, dog. You got me.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, we love you, Santa. But I called in a bit of a favour. I believe we did this last year and the big man has come through because I emailed him and I said, Santa, there's a lot of amazing kids that listen to this show and I was wondering if, you know, our show could be a direct line through to you for the kids to tell you what they want for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:11:09 And he has sent me a personal message back. Do you want to hear it? Yes. I'm so excited. This is a message from Santa. Hello, listeners of the Brilliant Clint Show. This is Santa Claus, Saint Nick of your naughty. I just wanted to let you all know
Starting point is 00:11:30 that I always listen to Bree and Clint from my workshop here in the North Pole. Told you. And I've asked Bree to ask all you good boys and girls what you'd like for Christmas this year. So take it away, Bree. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho take it away, Brie. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Oh, I just love him so much. I love the love. I will take it from here, Santa. I feel like one of Santa's elves. I mean, I was going to say you look like one. The big job. But you don't. You don't.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Do tall. But I will do what Santa has told me. We're going to open the phone lines now. 0800 dial ZM. If you want a direct line through to Santa, he's listening right now. If you want to tell Santa
Starting point is 00:12:10 what you want for Christmas, give us a call now. And you can text us also on 9696 because I know there'd be a heap of kids wanting to get through. So if you text through,
Starting point is 00:12:20 we will pass on all the text messages to Santa Claus as well. So give us a call. 0800 dials at M, direct line through to Santa. I'm just doing my duties that I need to do for Santa as he listens to this show, which makes us all his elves. He sent me through this message and I need to follow through. Hello, listeners of the Bree and Clint show. This is Santa Claus, Saint Nick of Yonati. I just wanted to let you all know that I always listen to Bree and Clint from my workshop
Starting point is 00:12:58 here in the North Pole. And I've asked Bree to ask all you good boys and girls what you'd like for Christmas this year. So take it away, Bree. Merry Christmas. Thanks, Santa. I will take it from here. We're opening the direct line up to Santa Claus. He's listening.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Santa Claus. Hello. Santa Claus here as well. So who are we going to kick it off first with? Zada. Hi, Zada. Hi. Now, Santa Claus is listening, Zada.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So first off, how old are you? I'm eight. Eight years old. And what would you like from Santa this year? Real duck. A real duck. A real duck. Like a quack quack.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yep. Any particular colour, Zayda? A duckling. A yellow duckling. Oh! Okay. Well, good Santa's list. I like your style, Zayda.
Starting point is 00:13:59 You can have a bath with it. Great gift. You can. Good luck, Zayda, being a duck mum. We'll pass it on. Hopefully. Have a good Christmas. You can. Good luck, Zeta, being a duck mum. We'll pass it on. Hopefully. Have a good Christmas. You too.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Thank you. A duck. That's such a great idea. Why didn't I ever ask Santa Claus for a duck? Okay, let's talk to Vinnie. G'day, Vinnie. Hi. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Ten. You're ten and Santa's listening right now. So what do you want to ask him for? A squishmallow. A squishmallow. I've heard these are popular. Yeah. Ken and Santa's listening right now. So what do you want to ask him for? A Squishmallow. A Squishmallow. I've heard these are popular. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:31 And Bree. Yeah. Yes. You know how you have ADHD? Yeah. I have it too. No way. Are you my fellow superhero ADHD-er?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Mm-hmm. You know it's a superpower, Vinnie. Yeah. Makes you real creative and fun. Mm-hmm. So we've's a superpower, Vinnie. Yeah. Makes you real creative and fun. Mm-hmm. So we've got to stick together, right? Okay. All right, mate. All right, I'll pass your message on to Santa and have a good Christmas, mate.
Starting point is 00:14:55 See you. You too. Thanks. See you. Bye. Next up, oh, bless my heart. I can't, eh? My heart, I can't.
Starting point is 00:15:01 This is so cool. Vanessa is on the line. Hello, Vanessa. Hi. Hi. Now, look, Santa, he's listening to the show right now, which means you can say what you'd like and he's going to get the message, okay? Okay. What would you like?
Starting point is 00:15:16 I'd like a spa kit. A spa kit? What are we talking? Like face masks and, like, face massages and all that stuff. God, you sound like you're fancy, yeah. Like face masks and like face massages and all that stuff. God, you sound like you're fancy, Vanessa. How old are you? I'm 11. You know what's up, Vanessa.
Starting point is 00:15:34 You want to relax, don't you? Yeah. That sounds like a great gift. Santa, if you're listening, can I have what Vanessa is having, please? Plus the duckling. Yeah, plus the duck and we'll make it a real party. Yeah. Sounds good.
Starting point is 00:15:46 All right, Vanessa, we'll pass on the message. Have a Merry Christmas. You too, thank you. All right, see, a few texts I want to get to because there's a lot of texts coming through. Someone said, I would like some gibbets and crystals for Christmas, please, from Ivy in Wellington.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Okay, that's good. Someone else said, Hi, Santa, I would really love some Minecraft Lego for Christmas. In return, I will sell most of my other Lego and leave the money with the cookies and milk on Christmas Eve for you. That's from Noah, who's eight in Christchurch. I mean, good idea, Noah. Also, I'll have some of those cookies.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Yeah, sounds delicious. One more. Hi, Santa. Harper would like some rollerblades, please, and Alex have some of those cookies. Yeah, sounds delicious. One more. Hi Santa, Harper would like some rollerblades please and Alex as well. Thank you. Perfect. That off, yep. We'll pass that on. Next up, we're going to talk to Letty and Faith.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Hi guys. Hi. Hi. Oh, hey. How old are you guys? I'm five and three and I want a beautiful Christmas. What did you guys? I'm five and three. And I want a scooter for Christmas. What did you want? I want a scooter for Christmas. That's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Scooter would be very fun. I want baby bluey doll and Gabby's headband and a crybaby toy. Oh, my gosh. I remember crybaby. Yes. All of those sound like great gifts. All right. Santa's listening right now.
Starting point is 00:17:11 So good luck, guys, and have a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, my God. So cute. All right. Bye, guys. Last one.
Starting point is 00:17:20 We'll talk to Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you? I'm great, thank you. So polite.
Starting point is 00:17:30 What's your age, Izzy? I am 12. You're 12. And look, Santa's listening right now, so here's your chance. What do you want from the big man? Some orange Birkenstocks because I have to keep on stealing my mum's shoes. That's a great idea, Izzy. Okay, orange Birkenstocks. Anything else? No, that's all. Oh, okay. So that's the main gift. That's what you want, the orange Birkenstocks. Great
Starting point is 00:18:02 colour. Yeah. If you're borrowing your mum's shoes, you must have a big foot, Izzy. Yes. Just like me. I've got big feet too. All right, well, we'll pass it on to Santa. Have a Merry Christmas, Izzy. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:18:17 See you later. God, I love Christmas time. Me too. Kids are so cute. All right. Adorable. Look, I know there's more people trying to get through And if you have text us
Starting point is 00:18:27 We're going to pass all the text messages Straight on to Santa Claus So you're not going to miss out Don't worry he will get your messages And hey maybe we'll do this again Before the end of the year Surely Santa will send a few more Yeah I think Santa
Starting point is 00:18:42 He's not that busy 22 days we've got ages He's not that, like, he's that busy. He's not that busy. He's 22 days. We've got ages. Yeah, he's got a heap of time. Brie and Clint. Clint away, so they're letting me run the show, run the ship here. And this is something that, let me just tell you, behind the scenes, all of us are panicking and we're very nervous.
Starting point is 00:19:01 We've talked a big game. Because I've laid down the challenge, and this has been a few weeks coming, where we've been talking about things that you just know off by heart. And it could be from years ago. It could be from a decade ago. But for some reason. It's stayed there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:16 And it can be anything. I don't care what it is. It could be your year 12 speech from drama club. I don't care what it is. As long as you know it off by heart, that's what I want to see. I want to see your performance. And Bree's honestly been putting a lot of effort into this during the song.
Starting point is 00:19:36 She's sitting here muttering. Just making sure I've got it right. Just making sure I've got it down. Because I reckon this is something that I knew off by heart maybe 15 years ago. I was obsessed with it. And was it like an earworm or did you have to remember? Did you go out and learn it? I went and learned
Starting point is 00:19:52 it so then I could recite it for friends and it was like a bit of a party. You know? But I don't know if you guys will remember this or I hope people listening remembers it. It was probably one of the greatest ads ever created by the soap company Old Spice. Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies
Starting point is 00:20:17 scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell. You know what? I don't want you to hear the rest. Okay. I want you to just prove that you can do it. True. We're just giving away the answers here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Here we go. Let's see if I've remembered it off by heart. When you're ready, take it away. Good luck. Hello, ladies. Now look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies-centred body wash and switched to Old Spice, then he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
Starting point is 00:20:58 What's that? Now back at me. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible if your man doesn't... Anything is possible if your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse. That's it.
Starting point is 00:21:16 What kind of ad is that? I stuffed it up in the end. I was right there. I was like, you're the finish line. It's right there. Okay. Well done. Who's up next? Something you know off by heart. Ella. I'm right there. I was like, you're the finish line. It's right there. Okay. Well done. Who's up next?
Starting point is 00:21:25 Something you know off by heart. Ella. I'm volunteering you. Funny you say that. Mine's the Hunger Games. There's the scene. Okay. That's iconic.
Starting point is 00:21:35 We're prim. Spoilers. But prim. It's the reaping. Yes. And she gets her name pulled out. One of the most iconic scenes. I can do it.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I know it off by heart. Okay. How many roles are you about to play? Oh, a thousand. Okay, we're ready. We're ready. Okay. Prim Rose Everdeen.
Starting point is 00:21:54 And then Katniss. Prim? Prim! Prim! I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute! And then, and then, I bit my hat! That is your sister!
Starting point is 00:22:05 Wasn't it? Yes. And then, and then, I bet my hat that is your sister. Wasn't it? Yes. And scene. Well done. It's pretty good, eh? Crushed it, mate. Crushed it. I mean, if they do it on Broadway, I think you could be the next Katniss.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Oh, my gosh. You could be. I'd suit a braid. And then there was one. Come on, Claude. Claudia. I feel like mine's real niche. And I never set out to learn it.
Starting point is 00:22:27 It just kind of happened. But you know that scene in 22 Jump Street where Jonah Hill gets on stage and does slam poetry? No, that's... Yes. Okay, stand up for this. Please do. I remember half of it really well.
Starting point is 00:22:39 But it goes like this. Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Wlam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cynthia.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Jesus died for our Cynthia's. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia Roth hurts. End scene. That was good. I'll leave it there.
Starting point is 00:23:14 That was so iconic. Yes. I feel like I just experienced any slam poetry night ever. And it was great. I loved it. I can get you out of one. Yeah, I loved it. All right. We want get you out of there. Yeah, I loved it.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Alright, we want to be impressed this afternoon. What do you know off by heart? Don't care what it is. It can be from anywhere, anything. We just want you to call now 0800 DIAL ZM. We're going to get you to perform it. Perfect. After Coldplay feels like I'm falling in love. ZM's Bree and Clint. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:23:44 Bree and Clint. We're discussing things you know off by heart. I don't mind what it is. It could be from 15, 20, it could be from last year. Whatever you've learnt off by heart and for some reason your brain has retained that superfluous
Starting point is 00:24:00 information. Or maybe it's useful. Do your school have like a school song? Oh, my sorry. useful. Do your school have like a school song? Oh, my, sorry. Yeah, did your school? I don't think mine did. My primary school made their own today version of the anthem up.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Their own one? Yeah, so we did the normal today version and then we added our own remix on it. Do you still remember it? Yeah. You can prove it later. Yeah. Well, that was like two years ago. Yeah, you still remember it? Yeah. Oh gosh. You can prove it later. Yeah. Well that was like two years ago. Yeah, you really put it on the spot. Let's talk to Jenna who thinks she knows
Starting point is 00:24:32 something off by heart. Hi Jenna. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you Mae. What is it for you? What do you know off by heart? Yeah, so this one's very random and it was something that I learnt, and I don't even know why I know this, but it was when I was quite young and it's, you know those
Starting point is 00:24:48 spearmint off-hallow lollies, the round ones? Yes. They're probably not even existing anymore but you know what those ones are? I know the ones. Yeah. I learnt the ad that was on TV when, um, they used to sing like little jingles about it. Oh, this is good marketing, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:25:03 It's great marketing. Can you recite it for us now? Yeah, it's pretty funny. It scares my terrible singing voice, but so it goes, first you put it in, shake it all about, then you'll get a taste that'll make you want to shout.
Starting point is 00:25:17 It'll last all day, it's gonna be okay. Come on, everybody, do exactly as you say. Do the old fellow, do the old fellow, yeah. Oh, well done, Jenna. You can just tell whoever wrote that jingle will just be smiling,
Starting point is 00:25:34 being like, God, I crushed it. Still retained in Jenna's brain all these years later. Yeah, and honestly, I reckon it's probably more than 20 years ago. Yeah, that's wild, isn't it? Can you do your tax on your own? Yeah, no honestly, I reckon it's probably more than 20 years ago. Yeah, that's wild, isn't it? Can you do your tax on your own? Yeah, no, absolutely not. Neither, Jenna, neither. You need to make that into a jingle.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Yeah, I know, right? Tell us how to do our tax and write it into a jingle. Good idea. Hey, Jenna, have a good afternoon, mate. Thanks for calling through. All right, thank you. Let's talk to Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's talk to Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What do you know off by heart? So basically I'm, well, long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second. Hold on. Go, Mack. Go, Mack.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Go, Mack. Let's go, Mackenzie. Thanks for finally calling through. I'm 13 and I'm a theatre kid. Okay, you're a theatre kid. This is going to be good. Yes. I've got my show coming up in a couple of weeks
Starting point is 00:26:34 where we're doing a little showcase. Okay. I haven't actually shown anyone this, so I'm like, this is going to be in front of the country. Wow. Okay, this is big. I hope everyone's sitting down. We're ready.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Mackenzie, when you're ready, give it to us. Okay. It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. Oh, Mackenzie. So you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. Oh, Mackenzie, that was incredible from the Barbie film, right?
Starting point is 00:27:32 Yes. The monologue from the Barbie film, that was amazing. Give your production a little plug. Yes. I'm doing it right, my road. Love it. Amazing. Well, you've got it. It's all up top. You're going to absolutely kill it. Good luck for the right, my road. Love it. Amazing. Well, you've got it.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It's all up top. You're going to absolutely kill it. Good luck for the show, Mackenzie. Well done. Thank you. Thank you, mate. See you later. One more.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Let's talk to Jake, who's called all the way from the Gold Coast. Jake, what do you know off by heart, mate? Oh, yeah, it's a questionable thing to know off by heart, but I know the Matilda scene, you know, where Bruce Bogtrot has to eat the cake. Mate, how could I forget? That scene scarred me. I think about it every time I eat chocolate cake.
Starting point is 00:28:13 All right, Jake, when you're ready, give it to us. Oh, good. Yeah, let's jump in the DeLorean. We'll go back to 95, all right? All right, let's do it. Okay. All right, all right, cool. Bruce Bogtrotter.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Would little Brucey come up here, please? This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief. You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? I don't know what you're talking about. Cake. Chocolate cake. You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen
Starting point is 00:28:46 and ate my personal snacks. Do you deny it? Come back. Here it is. Incredible. Oh my God. I was so entranced by that. I've never done any theatre
Starting point is 00:28:58 before in my life. That was a shame. Whatever you're doing as a job, you're in the wrong profession. I think you need to change immediately. The change of voices. Oh, you could be a character voice on a cartoon. You could do it all, Jake.
Starting point is 00:29:13 You beauty. Oh, mate, what a ripper. Appreciate you calling all the way from the Goldie too, Jake. You have a good afternoon. No worries. You too. What a legend. See you, mate.
Starting point is 00:29:23 God, that was good. I can't believe how good he was. That was unbelievable. Honestly, the kid voice as well. Yeah, it was solid. I feel like there was three people there doing that. I think there was. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:29:35 The new one from Tabor Cray, it's called Two Hands on ZM with Bree and Clint. Did you guys hear about the sequel to that song that she's releasing? Go on, then. It's called Look Mum, No Hands. Because she had two hands and then she decided to go no hands because when you know when you have been writing.
Starting point is 00:29:54 We can talk about this later. Play the intro. What? Let's forget that ever happened, alright? That was funny. Way to just really knock down my confidence before we play a bit of Let's Get Classical. Sorry, Bree. It's all right, guys.
Starting point is 00:30:10 I'm used to it. Pretty easy game. Claudia will run it, so I'll let her give you the rules. Thank you very much. This is Let's Get Classical. It's pretty simple. It's a pop song turned classical, and you guys are guessing what it is. I don't know if you remember last week. I remember. But this week
Starting point is 00:30:26 my foot is down. Okay? I lost control of the show. I lost control of all of you and I lost control of the game. Okay? So this week. I've got a taste of my own medicine and it is sour. It is, isn't it? This week what I say goes. Okay. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Couple of rules. If you buzz in you have to answer quickly. Yes. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess, but I'm not playing any more of the song. Thank you,
Starting point is 00:30:50 because that's what happened. And then if we start the song, you're both back in. Have you ever thought about a career as a dominatrix? No, I haven't, but I actually might because you would be good.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Anyway, okay. We hear you. It's me versus Ella. Cleanse away away long story short what I say goes yeah okay deal is there a theme
Starting point is 00:31:09 maybe we'll find out okay there's never a theme there's never a theme it's just pop songs that are on the ZM playlist turn into a classical style
Starting point is 00:31:19 and we're gonna jump right in alright good luck everyone We're going to jump right in. All right. Good luck, everyone. Bree. Bree. That is Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga. What's it? What's the name of it?
Starting point is 00:31:45 Three, two, one. I hate that song so much. I hate it even more now. Ella, Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. Well done. I gave it to her. Screaming, sorry. Idiot. God, I hate that song more than I hated it before now.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Let me annoy you even more. I did not hear that at all. Really? No. God, that hurts. Okay, one point for Ella and one dollar in the scream jar. Here's another song. Bree.
Starting point is 00:32:16 That's apt. APT. Bye. Bye. Oh, Ella. Hold on. Give me a second. Um. Three. Two. Who's it by?
Starting point is 00:32:30 One. Ella. Oh, no. It's by Bruno Mars. APT. I'll give it to you. And Rose. Rose.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yeah, and Rose. Oh. God, I gave her both of them. You actually did. Bloody hell. What's the next one? Yeah, that was the win, actually, I gave her both of them. You actually did. Bloody hell. What's the next one? Yeah, that was the win, actually, but do you want one more? Yeah, go on.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Okay, here's one more. Ella. Ella. This is a fair point. I know it. Grenade, Bruno Mars. Yes. Oh, there was a thing.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Yeah. All songs Brie hates. Yeah, this game was designed to annoy you. I don't mind that. That one's good. Okay, all right. Well, Ella, you absolutely pantsed me in that round. So someone that you text through.
Starting point is 00:33:15 If you guys were on a team, though, that would have been like, you would have got every single detail. Can we start doing that? If you want, we could swap the teams around. Next Thursday, Next Tuesday. It is Tuesday today, guys. See you in the end, guys. Whoever takes through Ella's name, one of you will call back
Starting point is 00:33:30 and we'll hook you up with some KFCs. Bree and Clint. I saw this story and it just enraged me. Like I could not hold back how angry I was feeling. A bit of rage bait. And it wasn't even me. Like it was secondhand rage. That's what rage bait. And it wasn't even me. Like it was secondhand rage. That's what I call it.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Wasn't even me. So I read this story which was talking about this person who tweeted out this, right? They said, I ordered $80 worth of Indian food and it was delivered to our neighbours by mistake. I knocked on the neighbours' door to see if they had it and they had already started eating it. I'm dumbfounded by this.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Do people just accept and eat other people's food? Is this normal? That is so weird. It would have the person's name and address on it. Well, I feel like Uber Eats, there's always... They don't have the address on it to do that. It's like your first name and nothing else. Is there no address?
Starting point is 00:34:30 I don't think so. I think it's all through the app. But surely you would see that person's name and in theory you'd know your neighbour's name. I just don't understand the train of thought behind, oh, this must be for us. Free food. It's never going to be tracked back to us.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Let's just eat it. I think I would eat it. And I'm not saying that to piss you off or have a different opinion to be quirky. God, I'm so glad you're not my neighbour. I think I might. Would you make an effort to figure out where it went and then if you couldn't be like, oh, well, it must be a gift from the universe or would you just be like, oh, that's for me. I'd be like, do you know what I would think?
Starting point is 00:35:12 I'd think the person that ordered it would, you know, contact whoever and they would still get their Uber Eats, so I'll eat it. No. What's wrong with that? Oh, my God. But that means that person probably will wait another hour and a half. Okay, fine. I'll knock on
Starting point is 00:35:30 my next door neighbour's door. On either side. But that is the most you will do. One or two knocks. You know what has happened to me? What? I live in a group of townhouses. They're all really close together, so our front doors are like metres apart. I once went to get something from my car,
Starting point is 00:35:45 opened the door and there was a pizza like in a box but just sitting at my doorstep. And so I didn't order a pizza. Went around the house, everyone that lived in the house, they didn't order the pizza.
Starting point is 00:35:55 So I had this exact dilemma and my first thought was I'll eat it. I'll eat it. It's a gift, I better eat it. The universe is telling me. But then I looked
Starting point is 00:36:04 and it didn't look very nice so I was like is telling me well but then i looked at it and looked very nice so i was like oh i'll just pop over either side of the neighbors and it wasn't either of theirs but there is this big group chat that we're all in so i did put it in there and i found the owner who was it it was someone like three doors down so it was like close but like what kind of pizza was it uh i feel like it had pineapple on it, so I was like, no, thank you. Did you tell them their pizza order sucks? I judged them. I was like, here you go.
Starting point is 00:36:28 This is disgusting. Do better next time. You're like, I've also eaten a piece, but I've made it seem like I have, and I've pushed it close together. I just chopped a big line out the middle and then pushed the two halves back together. No, I didn't touch it. I was very good, and I gave it to them. You're lucky.
Starting point is 00:36:42 If it was Ella, it would have been gone. Less of a nibble off the side. I'd be burping I gave it to them. You're lucky. If it was Ella, it would have been gone. Less than a little off the side. And I'd be burping. Well, there you go. Can someone text me on 9696? Have you done this before? Own up to it. You're behind the keyboard. If you want to own up to it, text us on 9696. Have you gotten food
Starting point is 00:36:58 delivered to you by accident and did you eat it? Did you eat it? And can someone send me some pizza? Thank you. Sounds like they don't even need to send you. Send it to me. Ella will eat it? Did you eat it? And can someone send me some pizza? Thank you. Sounds like they don't even need to send you. Send it to me. Ella will eat it anyway. No pineapple. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:37:09 We'll be back right after this. Bree and Clint. Glad you're here, gals, because it takes an army to do this next thing. It's a radio game that could potentially end in one of the greatest outcomes ever to be heard on the airwaves, or could be just a complete disaster. Yeah, or it will just never end. Yeah, we like to call this, and say it with me girls, Name in a Haystack!
Starting point is 00:37:37 We did not even rehearse that. I forgot what it was called for a second. You're like, wait, what's it called? Essentially the idea is it's completely against the odds where one person comes up with a business, the other person comes up with a name, we give them a call and if that person has the name that we've picked out at random, then they win.
Starting point is 00:38:00 What's the jackpot at today? Is it at $150? It is, yeah. I think it's at $150. Who gets the money? The person with the name. Pretty cool. They may or may not listen to this station, but they will win.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Hopefully we will win them over. So what are we doing today? So today, who's picking the business? I'll pick it. Where are we calling? It's hard because you've got to remember like who's open, who's not going to send you straight to like one of those select one, select two. So I'm going to risk a movie theatre.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Oh, that's good. They'd be busy at the moment with Wicked. So I'm going to try the Lido Cinema. So it's a smaller one. I love the Lido Cinema. So hopefully they won't send me to like a multiple choice. Okay. No, I think we're safe.
Starting point is 00:38:44 That's good. And who do you reckon, Ella? What is the person working at the Lido Cinema? What's their name going to be? I'm going to go. Do I go old or young? I reckon you need one that spans generations. Not to put any pressure on it.
Starting point is 00:39:01 What are you thinking? I'm thinking like. Go with your gut. I've got to. Oh, did we do Debra last time? Debra? Debbie. Debbie.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Did we do Debbie last time? I feel like we might have done Debbie. Oh, okay. No, no, I got it. I got it. This spans decades. Sarah. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh, I think Sarah's a solid choice. Sorry, Debbie. Sorry about that, Debbie. Sorry about her. Okay, I think Sarah is a solid choice. Sorry, Debbie. Sorry about that, Debbie. Sorry about her. Okay, I think Sarah is a fantastic choice. We're calling the Lido Cinema. Name in a haystack.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Hello and welcome to the Lido Cinema. Oh, they've done me dirty. Please press 1. They have. We're here today, session times and session status. No. Press 2. I wouldn't mind to hear what's on, actually. Or record a booking.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Or press 3 to talk to someone. Three! Okay. Guys, fingers crossed. Okay, everyone. Come on, Sarah. Hello, this is the Leader Cinema. How can I help?
Starting point is 00:40:01 Hi. Who may I be speaking with? This is Heidi. Oh, Heidi. G'day. It's Bree here from ZM's Bree and Clint. How are you, mate? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:40:11 How are you? I'm good. Heidi, we play a game on our show called Name in a Haystack where we call a random place and if your name is the name of the day, you win money, but it wasn't Heidi. Oh, okay. That's all right. Sarah's not your middle name, is it?
Starting point is 00:40:26 No, it's not. Do you have a Sarah working with you? No, not today. So there wasn't even a possibility. Okay. Well, we just wanted to call Heidi and say that we love your guys' cinema and we wish you a Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Merry Christmas. Thanks so much, Heidi. Sorry to waste your time, mate. Have a good day. Bye. That's all right. See you. Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Starting point is 00:40:49 You should have done the Wicked song for her. Oh, I should have. It would have been so good. I could imagine being like, hey, Heidi, you've won $150. I didn't think of that name. That did not enter my brain. Heidi. Not even bloody close, were we?
Starting point is 00:41:03 Not Debbie either. Hey, name in a haystack. She's like, hello, Debbie speaking. Name in a haystack doesn't strike again. We will try next week. Back to the drawing board. Bree and Clint. Producer Ella, how old are you now?
Starting point is 00:41:18 I'm 12. I'm sorry, 24. Well, they hire them young here, don't they? Turn them and burn them here at ZM. 24, 24. Well, they hire them young here, don't they? Turn them and burn them here at ZM. 24, which means you're a ripe old Gen Z-er. Yeah. And I saw this funny trend going around on the old talk where people are saying Gen Z-ers don't know classic sayings anymore.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Nah, because they're old. We make up our own. People say that ella's not a rocket scientist but did you hear the wisdom right there is my white coat i mean crazy uh take a listen to this gen z are having no clue uh what these sayings are they're dropping like eggs I don't know if a picture is worth a thousand Dollars I'm feeling under the Moon? I'm feeling under the Did you just say moon?
Starting point is 00:42:13 Oh, what? She said world, it's not much better Which is why we're kicking off Does Ella Gen Z know the saying? Hey, I like this And we'll kick it off with that first one Right, I'm going to start the saying. Hey, I like this. And we'll kick it off with that first one. All right, I'm going to start the saying and you finish it.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Easy. I'm feeling under the... Moon, I said, but under the water. A weather. I'm feeling under the weather. She eventually got there. Took a second, but she got it. She eventually got there. Okay, next saying.
Starting point is 00:42:41 You finish this one. A friend in need... Is a friend cared for. Is a friend in need. A friend in need. Is a friend on you. I don't know. A friend in need.
Starting point is 00:42:58 A friend in need. You've got a friend in me. Is a friend indeed. Oh, yep. Okay, that's a no on that one. We'll give her an X on that one. But do people really say these in real life? Yes, they do. Okay, next one.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I've got a frog in my throat. Nice. Rub it, rub it. Well done. Can I do my joke? No, I've got no time. Okay, next one. Beauty is in the... Eye of the beholder. Well done.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Thank you. Got that one right as well. I feel like I'm preaching... To the church... To the masses. Come on, you'll get there. I'm preaching... I'm preaching to the...
Starting point is 00:43:44 You got it. You'll get there. I'm preaching. I'm preaching to the. You got it. I'm preaching to the world. I feel like I'm preaching to the choir. That's a no on that one. Next. I'm not really sure about the math. Blood is thicker than. Stone.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Holy shit. Blood is thicker than. This is it? Holy shit. Blood is thicker than... This is the easiest one. I hate blood. Blood is thicker than... Family. No, friends. No, blood is the family.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah, right. And so blood is thicker than... Water. Oh, yeah, I have... Okay, sometimes you've just got to roll with the... Punches. Yes. She's back.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I heard it through the... Grapevine. Grapevine. Grapeyard. Graveyard. Graveyard. I heard it through the graveyard. Grapevine.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I'm going to give you half on that one. Because I'm pretty sure you said graveyard. Okay, the proof is in the... Pudding. Yeah. Because I like pudding. Actually, no, I'm more of a savoury person. Nobody else.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Okay, she wears her heart on her. Sleeve. Because I have a tattoo of a heart on my arm. I literally used that saying today when you asked me. Oh, you did? Do people use that saying? I'm Brie Tomasella. We're Mahama City.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Shut up. That was not the right context. It kind of was. Honesty is always the best. Policy. Or politics. No. No.
Starting point is 00:45:20 You ruined it. Policy. A penny saved is a. Penny. Oh, I don't Policy. A penny saved is a... Penny... Oh, I don't know. A penny saved is a penny spent. No, a penny saved is a penny... Oh, you're so close.
Starting point is 00:45:32 A penny saved is a penny hit. A penny saved is a penny earned. I don't know on that one. Last one. Does Ella know the sayings, I heard... I heard it straight from the horse's mouth. Or ass. Depending on what you want to mean.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Depending on the context. I think there's only a couple of things you'll hear from a horse's ass. Lots of farts. Okay, you know what? I'm going to give you a 50-50 pass. I know that. Just pass. I'm going to give you a C's get degrees. Well know that. Yeah, just pass. I'm going to give you a C's, get degrees.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Well done. That was my motto all through uni. Me too. Look at where we are. And hey, I had to redo some classes, but we got there at the end. I actually tried it. I've ended up in the same place. One of us.
Starting point is 00:46:21 One of us. Speaking of one of us, do you want to be one of us and get your birthday banger done right here, right now? 0800 dials at M, it's birthday banger time. Number one song when you turn 16. I want a good one today. I want some solid ones. Look, all I'm saying is when Clint's away, the girls will play.
Starting point is 00:46:39 If we get three amazing bangers, I'm willing to play all three. We have to. And Ross knows I'm mad at him, so he has to let me play them. See? Today could be the day. I'll tell you later. Okay. I've forgiven him because he's...
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's kind. Yeah, because... For goodness sakes, you're free. Exactly right. We'll play you birthday bangers right after Don't Care. It's Shira and Justin Bieber. It is what it is. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Time to do a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Producers, we love it, don't we? We love the birthdays and the banging and you put them together even better. All of those things. All of the things. Your birthday banging. Nothing better.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Keen. Better than banging on your birthday. We do it every day. We love it. It's where we take your birthday and figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16, and then we're going to play our favourite one out of the three. Let's kick it off with you, Stephen. G'day, mate.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Hey, how you going? Good, Steve. What's your day been like? It's been actually a good day today. Pretty good day, actually. Oh, good to hear. Always good to hear. Hey, Steve-o, what is your date of birth?
Starting point is 00:47:45 It's the 27th of the 10th, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2007. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love. I keep bleeding, I keep... It was huge. I'm not going to lie, Steve. It was huge in that year.
Starting point is 00:48:05 It was a good song. It was a good song. Leona Lewis, Bleeding Lava. I loved it at the time. I thought it was an absolute ripper. What do you reckon? No, I would 100% agree. You got a good one, Steve.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Stick around. It might win. Let's talk to Glenda. Hi, Glenda. Hi. Are you the good witch? Absolutely. I thought you were.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I thought that was you, Glenda. Hey, mate, while you're here, I'd love to do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 18th of the 8th, 1991. Ooh, another 91, baby. You were also 16 in 2007. But on your 16th, this was at the top. I hope you know, I hope you know 16th. This was at the top.
Starting point is 00:48:52 What a banger from Fergie. What do you reckon, Glenda? I reckon that's the best banger you're gonna get. Yeah, I think it's a ripper. I think you're right. Has she sung this one doing cartwheels? Big call. Yeah, big call. Maybe Fergie's best song. I'll have to dive into her discovery.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Top three for sure. Well, she only had three. Really? Fergalicious. Stick around, Glenda. London Bridge. What about Bananas? Or is it someone else?
Starting point is 00:49:16 It was Gwen Stefani. I shouldn't participate in that. Never mind. Hey, close. Close enough. Let's do one last one for Jake. G'day, Jake. G'day, Jake. G'day, buddy.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Hey, guys. Jake, are you from the Goldie? Are you calling back through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Double weenie today. Mate, I'd love to see it. I'm an Invercargill boy by trade, bud. Are you really?
Starting point is 00:49:39 Okay. But you're currently in the Gold Coast? Yeah, listening on iHeartRadio. Oh, Jake, you're welcome to call through any time. You're an absolute pleasure. Absolutely. Absolute pleasure. Jake, while you're here, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:49:54 What is your date of birth? 28th of February, 1990. Oh, he's a good vintage, the old Jake. He was 16 in 2006. And on your 16th, this was at the top. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button and let me know. Jake, what do you reckon? You into some of the sugar babes?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I've got a sugar babes action. Oh. Don't go wrong. Hey, who doesn't love a bit of sugar babes action? Yeah. Well, I will say anyway. They still wheel them out for events. I talked about it the last time I saw them at this event
Starting point is 00:50:29 and they had to sit down because they were too tired and quite drunk. But they were still good. Hey, still good. Hey, stay there, Jake. We're going to deliberate on what we're going to play. Three Rippers, in my opinion. Yeah, they're actually all really good.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Triple. I have one I want to vote for. I do. Yeah. Can I put it forward? I kind of want to play all three. Oh, okay. Can we?
Starting point is 00:50:54 What song did you want to vote for, Ella? Well, this is my karaoke song, so Bleeding Lewis. No, what? Bleeding Love. That's the one you want? Okay, Bleeding Love. You'd like to hear Bleeding Love. That's the one you want? Okay, Bleeding Love. You'd like to hear Bleeding Love?
Starting point is 00:51:07 Okay. Do you have any strong wants out of these three, Bree? Do I have any strong, I mean, I feel like Push the Button is the different vibe out of the two. Like Bleeding Love and Big Girls Don't Cry is more a slow kind of vibe. Yeah, you're right, you're right. And Push the Button, and I don't know, you want Push the Button. Maybe. We'll go for that.
Starting point is 00:51:31 I also just, I like the cut of Jake's jib, you know? I do. I feel like I like the song, I like the attitude. I do like- The dedication of listening across the ocean. I do like the lean of Jake's wrench, so I reckon we go push the button, sugar babes. Sorry, Ella, you will get a chance later in the week to vote, okay? That's my promise to you.
Starting point is 00:51:49 But, Jake, you've taken it out, mate. The ultimate prize, push the button, sugar babes. This one's going out to Jake in the gold. He thinks we're calling through, Jake. No worries. You have a ripping afternoon. See you, mate. Bye.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Music throwing hints that he keeps missing. Bree and Clint. There it is, your birthday banger on ZM. Bree and Clint, Sugar Babes, push the button. I've got a question for everyone, and if you're listening, you can play along. Who would you pick as your headliner? You can only have one.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Ella might not know all these bands. The Sugar Babes. They could be your headliner at your festival. Atomic Kitten. Oh. Or All Saints. Oh, All Saints. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Who are you choosing? You can only pick one. Like in their prime or right now? Ella is furiously or viciously Googling who those people are. Tell everyone that. Wait, All Saints. Who are the others? Atomic Kitten.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I like that name. Atomic Kitten, All Saints or the Sugar Babes. Who are you choosing? For me, it's 100% Atomic Kitten. Is it? Yeah. They were the ones that I grew up with and they were on all of those Now CDs
Starting point is 00:53:07 and all the mixtapes and stuff. And I think I had their CD as well. And they were looking back on where we just met. I know this song. From Pitch Perfect. To be fair. This isn't their original. No, I think most of their songs are covers.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I noticed in one of their film clips, I think it was The Tide Is High. Yes. One of them is so heavily pregnant. I reckon she's like eight or nine months pregnant in it. Really? And they try and hide it. She's like holding bags creatively.
Starting point is 00:53:36 It's just like, why are you trying to hide it? It's so obvious. Anyway, who would you pick? All Saints, Sugar Babes or Atomic Kitten? Atomic Kitten. I like the name. It's a cool name, eh? Yeah. I you pick? All Saints, Sugar Babes or Atomic Kitten? Atomic Kitten. I like the name. It's a cool name, eh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I think I'm going with the Sugar Babes. Fair enough. Yep. In their prime though, right? Not right now. I mean, the bootleg version was pretty good. They were pretty drunk having a good time the last time I saw them. Which Sugar Babes are you picking?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Because they swapped members. Did they? Yeah. I think there used to be a blonde one and then she swapped to a brunette one or something like that. I'll just take what I can get, to be honest. As long as they do push the button and what's their other banner? Round, round. And round, round, I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Do round, round twice. Everyone wins. Let's just play it again. Bree and Clint. Ella has told us that she has been told off in public. It's my worst nightmare. Oh my goodness. It has happened to you. It has. And I think you need to come to us, tell us the
Starting point is 00:54:31 story, and we will tell you if you deserve to be told off. Perfect, because that's what I want to feel. I want to feel like I'm overthinking it and it's fine. Okay. And it probably is. My first question, were you told off in public by a stranger? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:46 And I could see him looking at me about to say something and so I'm like, oh yeah, I'll look at you and like, what do you want to say? Oh, you didn't cover your mouth. Is that what it was? Wait, what? Oh yeah, did you sneeze it out like you've been doing? No, I didn't cough out.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Remember how she's been trying a new cough where she doesn't want to cover her mouth? She's like, I'll just turn around. She turns around and just coughs out into the open. I don't want to do it on my elbow. So what happened was I was at a cafe this morning, catching up with a friend. Okay. To be fair, it is a fairly new cafe.
Starting point is 00:55:18 I was sitting on the, not the chair, but like. Oh, like the couchy side of the. The couchy side, yes. Right. And it's like this really nice green. It's brand new, obviously, so I'm just giving you the reason why you kind of said something. So the way I'm sitting is right now.
Starting point is 00:55:36 So my left leg is just chilling, long. I'm just, you know, how would you explain sitting? Surviving. You have one leg up and one leg down. You've got one knee up and one leg normal. That's how you say it. Yep. This is how I'm sitting.
Starting point is 00:55:50 To my right. No, to my left. Doesn't matter. Do you want to ask, what were you eating? Were you having an egg and salad sandwich? And were you wearing exactly what you're wearing? Yes, I was. Because we need to know that.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I was eating chickpea. What was the temperature in the room? I just want to make sure we get this right. Sometimes my brain doesn't say what I want to say. Okay, you got your leg up. The guy's on your left. This guy is cleaning another table. He then starts to look over at me,
Starting point is 00:56:16 and I can sense that he wants to say something. And I'm very friendly with this guy because I go to this cafe a lot. So I'm like, what's up? What do you want to say? And he's like, I hate to be a pest, but can you not put your foot on the new upholstered couch? What was his exact wording? I hate to be a pesty and points at my leg.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Oh, he was nice about it too. Oh, sorry. And then I sit there in my shame and I'm like, am I overthinking it? I feel a bit awkward. I hate being told off by strangers. I feel like because you look 12. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:56:53 You're probably more inclined to get told off. He's like, she's fresh out of the sandbox. Yeah, like. In those shoes. The sandbox. And he's so dirty. You know? I think.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Is it fine? I don't know. Look, I think he's being. Ridiculous. That's what Court said. I think it's a bit much. I do get it. I get it.
Starting point is 00:57:12 But also. Like, you didn't have your foot on the table. No. Oh, my gosh, no. It's just how I sit. And now I want to cross my legs. I'm like, can I do that at that cafe? I can't sit normally.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Yeah. Maybe they had just had it reupholstered. You know? Maybe that's why. But it's going to have worse things happen to it. There's going to be kids who spill stuff. Yeah, that's the thing. You can't keep it nice forever. Yeah, it's fine. I think it's
Starting point is 00:57:38 all good. I think he was overreacting a little bit. Thank you. Thanks for making me feel better. But don't you ever put your feet on furniture. Also, can you get your foot off my bloody studio chair now? Oh, it's on the table. Get it down now. Okay. Biggie Hill right here on ZM
Starting point is 00:57:53 with Brie and Clint. We'll be back to talk. Once we overthink a bit more. Yeah, we'll overthink a little bit more. We'll try and calm Ella down. Yeah, please do. And then we'll talk about Desperate Housewives. Brie and Clint. And that is the talk about Desperate Housewives. All right. Sounds good. Bree and Clint. And that is the end finito of the show-o. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:10 I want to hear more of you. I don't. I'm sick of myself. No, I was going to plug the podcast. Oh. No, me too. I want to hear more of you. But how can I make that happen?
Starting point is 00:58:20 Well, if you haven't heard enough, you can get our podcast, which goes up straight after the show-ish. Give or take. Anywhere you get your podcast, on the iHeartRadio app, Spotify, any of those places, you can grab. That was seamless. The Bree and Clint podcast. I mean, it was almost a natural plug.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I'm so glad I heard about that, because now I can hear more. Yay! Give us more. We want more. What's that song where it's like, you want more? And I'll give hear more. Yay! Give us more. We want more. We want more. What's that song where it's like, you want more, and I'll give you more. Don't know. All I hear is this song in the background.
Starting point is 00:58:52 What a banger though, right? Talking about Atomic Kitten a lot today. Is this Atomic Kitten? Yeah. How many members were in Atomic Kitten? Three. Three. I think.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I googled it. Oh, you did? Yeah. Did they have nine lives? Please tell me they're not dead. No, I don't think so. That's bad. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:59:11 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure one of them went off to do like a solo career and it kind of went tits up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It happens. But anyway, hopefully they tour again one day soon. I'd go.
Starting point is 00:59:23 I'd go. Yeah, we'd be keen. It runs right into the nostalgia stuff at the moment, eh? For sure. Atomic Kitten, All Saints and Sugar Babes should do like... A Friday Jams thing. They should just do a festival together. Just those three.
Starting point is 00:59:36 What are we calling it? They each get an hour set. All Sugar Kittens. All Sugar Kittens. Oh yeah, that works. Or Pussycats. Or the All Atomic Babes. Guys, if you want more great banter like this,
Starting point is 00:59:46 then tune in tomorrow when we will do it all again. Oh, atomic sugar saints. Got it. Atomic sugar tits. Got it. We love you guys very much and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Bye.

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