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Tonight, we are going to witness
the most anticipated show
in the history of professional radio.
Zeddy, Bree and Clint.
Hello, New Zealand.
Good afternoon.
It's just me here and my very hot and capable producers,
Claudia and Ella, Clint away today.
And then he's off sick today and then he's off gallivanting on a cruise around the Mediterranean?
Do you?
Around the Hauraki Gulf?
Pacific?
Actually, apparently they just go out and then they come back in.
Yeah.
They're not even going anywhere.
Oh, God.
I'm really going to out myself as being a dum-dum.
What is the ocean?
Don't ask me that.
That's to the east of New Zealand.
Claudia?
I feel like, is this a trick question?
The Pacific, right?
I don't know.
But you've got to be specific.
Oh, the two oceans meet.
Stop it.
The Red Sea.
Anyway, someone on the text machine...
On the east, the Pacific.
Lucky we have smart people that listen to this show.
Someone will text through.
Text us on 9696.
What is it?
Oh, I was going to ask you Before we dig into the show
Got a big show planned
Huge show
Full of girls
No, yesterday you were so excited
And you couldn't stop talking about your garlic prawns
That you were going to have for dinner
Mate, are you sitting down?
I've been waiting
I went home last night And I could smell the aroma that you were going to have for dinner. Mate, are you sitting down? Are you sitting down? I've been waiting hours for this.
I went home last night.
Buckled in.
Yes.
And I could smell the aroma of garlic prawns.
It just entered my nostrils, into my brains, into the neurons.
And when it hit those lips and those taste buds,
holy Toledo, it was one of the best things I've eaten this year.
Well, I'm happy to hear that.
Oh, my God.
So it lived up to the hype.
Oh, it did.
It really did. Do you barbecue now? No, they weren't bar hear that. Oh my God. So it lived up to the hype. Oh, it did. It really did. Barbecue?
Do you barbecue now? No, they weren't barbecued.
But you know what I felt?
I literally had this thought last night when I was eating this
huge bowl of garlic
prawns. Because at Christmas time
my mum would sit there for three hours
peeling prawns for Christmas and then
do garlic prawns and each of us would get like
two of them. And I just was like
God, I'm a real fully fledged adult. Because I can have as many bloody garlic prawns, and each of us would get like two of them. And I just was like, God, I'm a real fully fledged adult
because I can have as many bloody garlic prawns as I want.
No limit on your prawn intake.
No limit.
I feel like everyone fights over prawns at Christmastime.
Right.
Is that a thing?
We're not that fancy.
Are they fancy?
With the little eyes, right?
Oh, yuck.
Yeah, the little black eyes.
No.
Of course you don't.
What I need to know.
Yes. How many did you sink? Oh, I think I sank, the little black eyes. No. Of course you don't. What I need to know. Yes.
How many did you sink?
I think I sank at least 18 prawns.
Oh, yeah.
Like, if they were off, I would have been in the hospital with severe food poisoning.
Anyway, we've got a massive show, as we said before, planned for you today.
And we're going to kick it off with tradie versus lady, as per usual.
We need a lady and a tradie to play $50 cash up for grabs.
We're getting to the nitty gritty, the tight end of the year.
The score line is set.
It is close.
The tradie's on 100.
The lady's on 105.
Will it be you to take out the win today?
Call us 0800 DIAL ZM.
It's time for tradie versus lady. Will it be you to take out the win today? Call us 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint.
It's time for Tradie versus Lady.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Here we are, the Tradies and the Ladies.
We are at crunch time for the year.
This is the deciding year.
The Tradies won the first year.
The Ladies won the second year. This is the deciding year. Not tradies won the first year. The ladies won the second year.
This is the deciding year.
Not to put more pressure on it.
I did wonder that because we did.
Yeah, I remember winning.
The ladies winning last year.
They did.
Showed which team you're on.
Well, I'm very impartial here. I'm rooting for the ladies.
Me personally, I don't take sides.
I just love a good competition.
And the tradies are on 100 wins for the year.
The ladies on 105.
Could be anyone's game.
Could be anyone's.
There is still time.
Let's talk to our tradie first.
He's from Auckland, 33, and favourite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean.
Welcome to the show, Jamie.
Hey, how do you go?
G'day, mate.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean, the original or the eighth or ninth one they did?
It has to go to the original, the Black Bill.
The original is, in my opinion, the best.
It's very good.
Can you give us your best R?
R.
That's good.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
I was quite surprised at how good it was.
All right, let's see who you'll be taking on today, Jamie.
Your opponent for the ladies.
They're also from Auckland.
They're 13 years young and they have their year eight dance recital on Thursday.
Welcome to the show, Jada.
Hi.
Hello, Jada.
What kind of dance are you doing?
Like slow dances.
Oh, really? Oh, you mean it's not like a dance recital. Jada, what kind of dance are you doing? Like slow dances.
Oh, really?
Oh, you mean it's not like a dance recital.
It's like a disco dance type of vibe.
Yeah, it's like a, yeah.
Okay, cool.
I love disco disco.
Me too.
What kind of music would be on at a year eight disco?
Sabrina?
NSYNC?
There's like Cotton Eye Joe.
Oh, look at you, Jada.
Look at you, knowing all the golden oldies.
We love it.
Okay, guys, here's the rules.
$50 is on the line.
Jada, your buzzer is lady.
Jamie, your buzzer is tradie.
Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
First person to get three correct wins.
Are we ready to play?
Yep. I almost feel obligated to totally throw this game.
Jamie, Jada doesn't want you to do that, right, Jada?
No.
No.
We're all going to try our best.
Okay, maybe she kind of does.
Jamie, you give me your word, you will give it everything you got.
Everything.
Everything.
Okay, good.
And you too, Jada.
Jada, you're all good to go, mate.
Here we go.
Question number one.
We're 22 days away from Christmas.
What day of the week does it fall on this year?
Shroudy.
Yes, Jamie?
Tuesday.
Wow. I mean, you were so close.
Great guess.
Jada, you want to swoop in?
Monday?
Another great guess.
We were somewhere in the middle with Wednesday is the day it falls on.
Quite a tough question to start off.
Question number two.
Name a social media app.
Jodie. Lady. Jamie just social media app. Trady.
Trady.
Lady.
Jamie just got in there.
I forgot my buzzer.
I forgot my buzzer.
Jamie?
Facebook.
Facebook.
There we go.
There's plenty to pick from these days.
All right.
One to the tradies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Can't keep my hands to myself.
I'm in a cardboard Bible.
Try it.
Yes, Jamie.
Selena Gomez.
You're a bit of a Gomez fan, are you, Jamie?
Yeah.
Hey, we love to see.
I'm going to blame my wife for that one.
Hey, it's paid off here.
All right, two to the tradies.
Jada, you need this one to stay in it, okay?
Yeah. Question number four. need this one to stay in it, okay? Yeah.
Question number four.
What season are we currently in?
Lady.
Yes, Jada.
Summer.
Nice.
It's only just changed over, so well done.
Yep.
Well done.
Okay, one to the ladies, two to the tradies.
Question number five.
Hatchbacks, sedan and convertible are all types of what?
Lady.
Jada.
Wow.
Yes.
Cars.
Wow.
Yes.
What a game.
Jamie.
Even Jamie was impressed with that one.
All right.
We are all tied up here for this game of tradie versus lady.
Here comes the last question.
This is the tie break.
Question number six. Who had the hit question. This is the tie break. Question number six.
Who had the hit single
with the song Single Ladies?
Trudy.
Oh, that was so close.
I feel like it was Trudy.
I can't split it.
No, that was close.
It was Beyonce. I feel like both of them
buzzed in at the same time.
We will move on to the next question.
Oh, my goodness.
Question number seven.
Name a food that never spoils.
Trudy.
Yes, Jamie.
A burger.
What?
A burger.
No, I'm pretty sure.
You're not eating burgers five days after.
Eventually a burger will go moldy.
Burgers never go off.
Oh, are you saying like a fast food burger?
Yeah.
I wasn't thinking of that.
I'm not going to give it to you.
Jada, do you have an answer for me?
Like honey?
Honey is the exact answer I was looking for.
One of the only foods.
Oh, the head.
Probably one of the best games of tradie versus lady we've had all year.
You've been a great sport, Jamie.
You stay there.
We'll find you some KFC, mate.
Congrats, guys.
Thank you.
You hang around.
And Jada, you've won $50 cash.
Well done.
Thank you so much.
Very well done.
I tried last Thursday to get on, and then I had CrossFit on Friday, so.
Oh, well, look.
She's back.
Hey.
You've gone and done it.
Commitment, persistence is key, and we'll get that $50 out to you.
Merry Christmas, Jada.
Thank you so much.
Enjoy your dance.
Brianne Clint.
At M with Brianne Clint.
Clint away, and he's going to be gutted about this,
because I don't know
if you know this, producers, but Santa Claus, the Claus, the big dog, the man himself listens
to this show.
Does he?
He does.
He listens to this show at the North Pole in his workshop.
Him and I have emailed over the years.
That is insane.
Yeah.
Is it the only frequency he can get up there?
Well, I mean,
email's always solid.
I tried to FaceTime him once,
but it wasn't,
the connection was pretty...
Too snowy.
Pretty snowy.
That makes me a bit nervous though
because I feel like
if he'd listened to us,
we might be on the naughty list.
Yeah, that's why
I don't get presents
any of the years
that I've been on the air.
That makes sense.
No, I'm just kidding.
Santa, you got me, dog.
You got me.
Yeah, we love you, Santa.
But I called in a bit of a favour.
I believe we did this last year and the big man has come through
because I emailed him and I said,
Santa, there's a lot of amazing kids that listen to this show
and I was wondering if, you know,
our show could be a direct line through to you
for the kids to tell you what they want for Christmas.
And he has sent me a personal message back.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
I'm so excited.
This is a message from Santa.
Hello, listeners of the Brilliant Clint Show.
This is Santa Claus, Saint Nick of your naughty.
I just wanted to let you all know
that I always listen to Bree and Clint
from my workshop here in the North Pole.
Told you.
And I've asked Bree to ask all you good boys and girls
what you'd like for Christmas this year.
So take it away, Bree.
Merry Christmas. Ho, ho take it away, Brie. Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Oh, I just love him so much.
I love the love.
I will take it from here, Santa.
I feel like one of Santa's elves.
I mean, I was going to say you look like one.
The big job.
But you don't.
You don't.
Do tall.
But I will do what Santa has told me.
We're going to open the phone lines now.
0800 dial ZM.
If you want a direct line
through to Santa,
he's listening right now.
If you want to tell Santa
what you want for Christmas,
give us a call now.
And you can text us also
on 9696
because I know there'd be
a heap of kids
wanting to get through.
So if you text through,
we will pass on
all the text messages
to Santa Claus as well.
So give us a call. 0800 dials at M, direct line through to Santa. I'm just doing my duties that I need to
do for Santa as he listens to this show, which makes us all his elves. He sent me through this
message and I need to follow through. Hello, listeners of the Bree and Clint show.
This is Santa Claus, Saint Nick of Yonati.
I just wanted to let you all know that I always listen to Bree and Clint from my workshop
here in the North Pole.
And I've asked Bree to ask all you good boys and girls what you'd like for Christmas this year.
So take it away, Bree.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks, Santa.
I will take it from here.
We're opening the direct line up to Santa Claus.
He's listening.
Santa Claus.
Hello.
Santa Claus here as well.
So who are we going to kick it off first with?
Zada.
Hi, Zada.
Hi.
Now, Santa Claus is listening, Zada.
So first off, how old are you?
I'm eight.
Eight years old.
And what would you like from Santa this year?
Real duck.
A real duck.
A real duck.
Like a quack quack.
Yep.
Any particular colour, Zayda?
A duckling.
A yellow duckling.
Oh!
Okay.
Well, good Santa's list.
I like your style, Zayda.
You can have a bath with it.
Great gift.
You can.
Good luck, Zayda, being a duck mum.
We'll pass it on. Hopefully. Have a good Christmas. You can. Good luck, Zeta, being a duck mum. We'll pass it on.
Hopefully.
Have a good Christmas.
You too.
Thank you.
A duck.
That's such a great idea.
Why didn't I ever ask Santa Claus for a duck?
Okay, let's talk to Vinnie.
G'day, Vinnie.
Hi.
How old are you?
Ten.
You're ten and Santa's listening right now.
So what do you want to ask him for?
A squishmallow. A squishmallow. I've heard these are popular. Yeah. Ken and Santa's listening right now. So what do you want to ask him for?
A Squishmallow.
A Squishmallow.
I've heard these are popular.
Yeah.
And Bree.
Yeah.
Yes.
You know how you have ADHD?
Yeah.
I have it too.
No way.
Are you my fellow superhero ADHD-er?
Mm-hmm.
You know it's a superpower, Vinnie.
Yeah. Makes you real creative and fun. Mm-hmm. So we've's a superpower, Vinnie. Yeah. Makes you real creative and fun.
Mm-hmm.
So we've got to stick together, right?
Okay.
All right, mate.
All right, I'll pass your message on to Santa and have a good Christmas, mate.
See you.
You too.
Thanks.
See you.
Bye.
Next up, oh, bless my heart.
I can't, eh?
My heart, I can't.
This is so cool.
Vanessa is on the line.
Hello, Vanessa.
Hi. Hi.
Now, look, Santa, he's listening to the show right now,
which means you can say what you'd like and he's going to get the message, okay?
Okay.
What would you like?
I'd like a spa kit.
A spa kit?
What are we talking?
Like face masks and, like, face massages and all that stuff. God, you sound like you're fancy, yeah. Like face masks and like face massages and all that stuff.
God, you sound like you're fancy, Vanessa.
How old are you?
I'm 11.
You know what's up, Vanessa.
You want to relax, don't you?
Yeah.
That sounds like a great gift.
Santa, if you're listening, can I have what Vanessa is having, please?
Plus the duckling.
Yeah, plus the duck and we'll make it a real party.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
All right, Vanessa, we'll pass on the message.
Have a Merry Christmas.
You too, thank you.
All right, see, a few texts I want to get to
because there's a lot of texts coming through.
Someone said,
I would like some gibbets and crystals for Christmas, please,
from Ivy in Wellington.
Okay, that's good.
Someone else said,
Hi, Santa, I would really love some Minecraft Lego for Christmas.
In return, I will sell most of my other Lego
and leave the money with the cookies and milk on Christmas Eve for you.
That's from Noah, who's eight in Christchurch.
I mean, good idea, Noah.
Also, I'll have some of those cookies.
Yeah, sounds delicious.
One more.
Hi, Santa. Harper would like some rollerblades, please, and Alex have some of those cookies. Yeah, sounds delicious. One more. Hi Santa, Harper would like
some rollerblades please and
Alex as well. Thank you.
Perfect. That off, yep. We'll pass that on.
Next up, we're going to
talk to Letty and Faith.
Hi guys. Hi.
Hi. Oh, hey.
How old are you guys?
I'm five
and three and I want a beautiful Christmas. What did you guys? I'm five and three. And I want a scooter for Christmas.
What did you want?
I want a scooter for Christmas.
That's a great idea.
Scooter would be very fun.
I want baby bluey doll and Gabby's headband and a crybaby toy.
Oh, my gosh.
I remember crybaby.
Yes.
All of those sound like great gifts.
All right.
Santa's listening right now.
So good luck, guys, and have a Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, my God.
So cute.
All right.
Bye, guys.
Last one.
We'll talk to Izzy.
Hi, Izzy.
Hi.
How are you? I'm good. Hi. How are you?
I'm good, thanks.
How are you?
I'm great, thank you.
So polite.
What's your age, Izzy?
I am 12.
You're 12.
And look, Santa's listening right now, so here's your chance.
What do you want from the big man?
Some orange Birkenstocks because I have to keep on stealing my mum's
shoes. That's a great idea, Izzy. Okay, orange Birkenstocks. Anything else? No, that's all.
Oh, okay. So that's the main gift. That's what you want, the orange Birkenstocks. Great
colour. Yeah. If you're borrowing your mum's shoes, you must have a big foot, Izzy.
Yes.
Just like me.
I've got big feet too.
All right, well, we'll pass it on to Santa.
Have a Merry Christmas, Izzy.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
See you later.
God, I love Christmas time.
Me too.
Kids are so cute.
All right.
Adorable.
Look, I know there's more people trying to get through
And if you have text us
We're going to pass all the text messages
Straight on to Santa Claus
So you're not going to miss out
Don't worry he will get your messages
And hey maybe we'll do this again
Before the end of the year
Surely Santa will send a few more
Yeah I think Santa
He's not that busy
22 days we've got ages He's not that, like, he's that busy. He's not that busy. He's 22 days.
We've got ages.
Yeah, he's got a heap of time.
Brie and Clint.
Clint away, so they're letting me run the show, run the ship here.
And this is something that, let me just tell you, behind the scenes,
all of us are panicking and we're very nervous.
We've talked a big game.
Because I've laid down the challenge, and this has been a few weeks coming,
where we've been talking about things that you just know off by heart.
And it could be from years ago.
It could be from a decade ago.
But for some reason.
It's stayed there.
Yeah.
And it can be anything.
I don't care what it is.
It could be your year 12 speech from drama club.
I don't care what it is.
As long as you know it off by heart, that's what I want to see.
I want to see your performance.
And Bree's honestly been putting a lot of effort into this
during the song.
She's sitting here muttering.
Just making sure I've got it right.
Just making sure I've got it down.
Because I reckon this is something that I knew off by heart
maybe 15 years ago.
I was obsessed with it. And was it like an earworm or
did you have to remember? Did you go out and learn it?
I went and learned
it so then I could recite it for friends
and it was like a bit of a party.
You know?
But I don't know if you guys will
remember this or I hope people listening
remembers it. It was probably one of the greatest
ads ever created by the soap company Old Spice. Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me.
Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies
scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up.
Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell. You know what?
I don't want you to hear the rest.
Okay.
I want you to just prove that you can do it.
True.
We're just giving away the answers here.
Okay.
Here we go.
Let's see if I've remembered it off by heart.
When you're ready, take it away.
Good luck.
Hello, ladies.
Now look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped using ladies-centred body wash and switched to Old Spice,
then he could smell like he's me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What's that?
Now back at me.
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
The tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible if your man doesn't...
Anything is possible if your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.
That's it.
What kind of ad is that?
I stuffed it up in the end.
I was right there.
I was like, you're the finish line.
It's right there.
Okay.
Well done.
Who's up next? Something you know off by heart. Ella. I'm right there. I was like, you're the finish line. It's right there. Okay. Well done. Who's up next?
Something you know off by heart.
Ella.
I'm volunteering you.
Funny you say that.
Mine's the Hunger Games.
There's the scene.
Okay.
That's iconic.
We're prim.
Spoilers.
But prim.
It's the reaping.
Yes.
And she gets her name pulled out.
One of the most iconic scenes.
I can do it.
I know it off by heart.
Okay.
How many roles are you about to play?
Oh, a thousand.
Okay, we're ready.
We're ready.
Okay.
Prim Rose Everdeen.
And then Katniss.
Prim?
Prim!
Prim!
I volunteer!
I volunteer as tribute!
And then, and then, I bit my hat!
That is your sister!
Wasn't it? Yes. And then, and then, I bet my hat that is your sister. Wasn't it?
Yes.
And scene.
Well done.
It's pretty good, eh?
Crushed it, mate.
Crushed it.
I mean, if they do it on Broadway, I think you could be the next Katniss.
Oh, my gosh.
You could be.
I'd suit a braid.
And then there was one.
Come on, Claude.
Claudia.
I feel like mine's real niche.
And I never set out to learn it.
It just kind of happened.
But you know that scene in 22 Jump Street
where Jonah Hill gets on stage and does slam poetry?
No, that's...
Yes.
Okay, stand up for this.
Please do.
I remember half of it really well.
But it goes like this.
Slam poetry.
Yelling. Angry. Wlam poetry. Yelling.
Angry.
Waving my hands a lot.
Specific point of view on things.
Cynthia.
Cynthia.
Jesus died for our Cynthia's.
Jesus cried.
Runaway bride.
Julia Roberts. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts.
Julia Roth hurts.
End scene.
That was good.
I'll leave it there.
That was so iconic.
Yes.
I feel like I just experienced any slam poetry night ever.
And it was great.
I loved it.
I can get you out of one.
Yeah, I loved it.
All right. We want get you out of there. Yeah, I loved it.
Alright, we want to be impressed this afternoon.
What do you know off by heart?
Don't care what it is. It can be from anywhere, anything. We just
want you to call now 0800 DIAL
ZM. We're going to get you to perform
it. Perfect. After Coldplay
feels like I'm falling in love. ZM's
Bree and Clint. What are we doing?
Bree and Clint. We're discussing
things you know off by heart.
I don't mind what it is.
It could be from 15, 20, it could
be from last year. Whatever
you've learnt off by heart and for some
reason your brain has
retained that superfluous
information. Or maybe it's useful.
Do your school have
like a school song?
Oh, my sorry. useful. Do your school have like a school song? Oh, my, sorry.
Yeah, did your school? I don't think
mine did. My primary school
made their own today version
of the anthem up.
Their own one? Yeah, so we did the normal
today version and then we added our own
remix on it. Do you still remember it? Yeah.
You can prove it later. Yeah.
Well, that was like two years ago. Yeah, you still remember it? Yeah. Oh gosh. You can prove it later. Yeah. Well that was like
two years ago. Yeah, you really put it on the spot.
Let's talk
to Jenna who thinks she knows
something off by heart. Hi Jenna.
Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you
Mae. What is it for you? What do you know
off by heart? Yeah, so this one's
very random and it was something
that I learnt, and I don't even know why I know
this, but it was when I was quite
young and it's, you know those
spearmint off-hallow
lollies, the round ones? Yes.
They're probably not even existing anymore
but you know what those ones are? I know the ones. Yeah.
I learnt the ad that was on
TV when, um,
they used to sing like little jingles about it.
Oh, this is good marketing, Jenna.
It's great marketing.
Can you recite it for us now?
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
It scares my terrible singing voice,
but so it goes,
first you put it in,
shake it all about,
then you'll get a taste that'll make you want to shout.
It'll last all day,
it's gonna be okay.
Come on, everybody,
do exactly as you say.
Do the old fellow,
do the old fellow, yeah.
Oh, well done, Jenna.
You can just tell whoever wrote that jingle will just be smiling,
being like, God, I crushed it.
Still retained in Jenna's brain all these years later.
Yeah, and honestly, I reckon it's probably more than 20 years ago.
Yeah, that's wild, isn't it? Can you do your tax on your own? Yeah, no honestly, I reckon it's probably more than 20 years ago. Yeah, that's wild, isn't it?
Can you do your tax on your own?
Yeah, no, absolutely not.
Neither, Jenna, neither.
You need to make that into a jingle.
Yeah, I know, right?
Tell us how to do our tax and write it into a jingle.
Good idea.
Hey, Jenna, have a good afternoon, mate.
Thanks for calling through.
All right, thank you.
Let's talk to Mackenzie.
Hi, Mackenzie.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you. What's talk to Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you.
What do you know off by heart?
So basically I'm, well, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Go, Mack.
Go, Mack.
Go, Mack.
Let's go, Mackenzie.
Thanks for finally calling through.
I'm 13 and I'm a theatre kid.
Okay, you're a theatre kid.
This is going to be good.
Yes.
I've got my show coming up in a couple of weeks
where we're doing a little showcase.
Okay.
I haven't actually shown anyone this,
so I'm like, this is going to be in front of the country.
Wow.
Okay, this is big.
I hope everyone's sitting down.
We're ready.
Mackenzie, when you're ready, give it to us.
Okay.
It is literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful and so smart,
and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough.
Like, we have to always be extraordinary,
but somehow we're always doing it wrong. Oh, Mackenzie. So you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.
Oh, Mackenzie, that was incredible from the Barbie film, right?
Yes.
The monologue from the Barbie film, that was amazing.
Give your production a little plug.
Yes.
I'm doing it right, my road.
Love it.
Amazing.
Well, you've got it. It's all up top. You're going to absolutely kill it. Good luck for the right, my road. Love it. Amazing. Well, you've got it.
It's all up top.
You're going to absolutely kill it.
Good luck for the show, Mackenzie.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
See you later.
One more.
Let's talk to Jake, who's called all the way from the Gold Coast.
Jake, what do you know off by heart, mate?
Oh, yeah, it's a questionable thing to know off by heart,
but I know the Matilda scene, you know,
where Bruce Bogtrot has to eat the cake.
Mate, how could I forget?
That scene scarred me.
I think about it every time I eat chocolate cake.
All right, Jake, when you're ready, give it to us.
Oh, good.
Yeah, let's jump in the DeLorean.
We'll go back to 95, all right?
All right, let's do it.
Okay.
All right, all right, cool.
Bruce Bogtrotter.
Would little Brucey come up here, please?
This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief.
You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Cake.
Chocolate cake.
You slithered like a serpent
into the school kitchen
and ate my personal snacks.
Do you deny it?
Come back.
Here it is.
Incredible.
Oh my God.
I was so entranced by that.
I've never done any theatre
before in my life.
That was a shame.
Whatever you're doing as a job,
you're in the wrong profession.
I think you need to change immediately.
The change of voices.
Oh, you could be a character voice on a cartoon.
You could do it all, Jake.
You beauty.
Oh, mate, what a ripper.
Appreciate you calling all the way from the Goldie too, Jake.
You have a good afternoon.
No worries.
You too.
What a legend.
See you, mate.
God, that was good.
I can't believe how good he was.
That was unbelievable.
Honestly, the kid voice as well.
Yeah, it was solid.
I feel like there was three people there doing that.
I think there was.
Bree and Clint.
The new one from Tabor Cray, it's called Two Hands on ZM with Bree and Clint.
Did you guys hear about the sequel to that song that she's releasing?
Go on, then.
It's called Look Mum, No Hands.
Because she had two hands
and then she decided to go
no hands because when you know when you
have been writing.
We can talk about this later. Play the intro.
What?
Let's forget that ever
happened, alright?
That was funny. Way to just really
knock down my confidence before we play a bit of Let's Get Classical.
Sorry, Bree.
It's all right, guys.
I'm used to it.
Pretty easy game.
Claudia will run it, so I'll let her give you the rules.
Thank you very much.
This is Let's Get Classical.
It's pretty simple.
It's a pop song turned classical, and you guys are guessing what it is.
I don't know if you remember last week. I remember. But this week
my foot is down.
Okay? I lost control of
the show. I lost control of all of you
and I lost control of the game. Okay?
So this week. I've got a taste
of my own medicine and it is sour.
It is, isn't it? This week what I
say goes. Okay. Fair enough.
Couple of rules. If you buzz in
you have to answer quickly.
Yes.
If you get it wrong,
the other person gets a free guess,
but I'm not playing
any more of the song.
Thank you,
because that's what happened.
And then if we start the song,
you're both back in.
Have you ever thought about
a career as a dominatrix?
No, I haven't,
but I actually might
because you would be good.
Anyway, okay.
We hear you.
It's me versus Ella.
Cleanse away away long story short
what I say goes
yeah okay
deal
is there a theme
maybe
we'll find out
okay
there's never a theme
there's never a theme
it's just pop songs
that are on the ZM playlist
turn into a classical style
and we're gonna jump right in
alright
good luck everyone We're going to jump right in. All right. Good luck, everyone.
Bree.
Bree.
That is Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.
What's it?
What's the name of it?
Three, two, one. I hate that song so much.
I hate it even more now.
Ella, Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars.
Well done.
I gave it to her.
Screaming, sorry.
Idiot.
God, I hate that song more than I hated it before now.
Let me annoy you even more.
I did not hear that at all.
Really?
No.
God, that hurts.
Okay, one point for Ella and one dollar in the scream jar. Here's another
song.
Bree.
That's apt.
APT.
Bye.
Bye. Oh, Ella.
Hold on. Give me a second.
Um.
Three.
Two. Who's it by?
One.
Ella.
Oh, no.
It's by Bruno Mars.
APT.
I'll give it to you.
And Rose.
Rose.
Yeah, and Rose.
Oh.
God, I gave her both of them.
You actually did. Bloody hell. What's the next one? Yeah, that was the win, actually, I gave her both of them. You actually did.
Bloody hell.
What's the next one?
Yeah, that was the win, actually, but do you want one more?
Yeah, go on.
Okay, here's one more.
Ella.
Ella.
This is a fair point.
I know it.
Grenade, Bruno Mars.
Yes.
Oh, there was a thing.
Yeah.
All songs Brie hates.
Yeah, this game was designed to annoy you.
I don't mind that.
That one's good.
Okay, all right.
Well, Ella, you absolutely pantsed me in that round.
So someone that you text through.
If you guys were on a team, though, that would have been like,
you would have got every single detail.
Can we start doing that?
If you want, we could swap the teams around.
Next Thursday, Next Tuesday.
It is Tuesday today, guys.
See you in the end, guys.
Whoever takes through Ella's name, one of you will call back
and we'll hook you up with some KFCs.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this story and it just enraged me.
Like I could not hold back how angry I was feeling.
A bit of rage bait.
And it wasn't even me.
Like it was secondhand rage. That's what rage bait. And it wasn't even me. Like it was secondhand rage.
That's what I call it.
Wasn't even me.
So I read this story which was talking about this person
who tweeted out this, right?
They said, I ordered $80 worth of Indian food
and it was delivered to our neighbours by mistake.
I knocked on the neighbours' door to see if they had it
and they had already started eating it.
I'm dumbfounded by this.
Do people just accept and eat other people's food?
Is this normal?
That is so weird.
It would have the person's name and address on it.
Well, I feel like Uber Eats, there's always...
They don't have the address on it to do that.
It's like your first name and nothing else.
Is there no address?
I don't think so.
I think it's all through the app.
But surely you would see that person's name
and in theory you'd know your neighbour's name.
I just don't understand the train of thought behind,
oh, this must be for us.
Free food.
It's never going to be tracked back to us.
Let's just eat it.
I think I would eat it.
And I'm not saying that to piss you off or have a different opinion to be quirky.
God, I'm so glad you're not my neighbour.
I think I might.
Would you make an effort to figure out where it went and then if you couldn't be like, oh, well, it must be a gift from the universe
or would you just be like, oh, that's for me.
I'd be like, do you know what I would think?
I'd think the person that ordered it would, you know, contact whoever
and they would still get their Uber Eats, so I'll eat it.
No.
What's wrong with that?
Oh, my God.
But that means that person
probably will wait another
hour and a half. Okay, fine. I'll knock on
my next door neighbour's door.
On either side. But that is the most you will do.
One or two knocks.
You know what has happened to me? What?
I live in a group of townhouses. They're all
really close together, so our front doors are like
metres apart. I once went
to get something from my car,
opened the door
and there was a pizza
like in a box
but just sitting at my doorstep.
And so I didn't order a pizza.
Went around the house,
everyone that lived in the house,
they didn't order the pizza.
So I had this exact dilemma
and my first thought was
I'll eat it.
I'll eat it.
It's a gift,
I better eat it.
The universe is telling me.
But then I looked
and it didn't look very nice so I was like is telling me well but then i looked at it and
looked very nice so i was like oh i'll just pop over either side of the neighbors and it wasn't
either of theirs but there is this big group chat that we're all in so i did put it in there
and i found the owner who was it it was someone like three doors down so it was like close but
like what kind of pizza was it uh i feel like it had pineapple on it, so I was like, no, thank you.
Did you tell them their pizza order sucks?
I judged them.
I was like, here you go.
This is disgusting.
Do better next time.
You're like, I've also eaten a piece, but I've made it seem like I have,
and I've pushed it close together.
I just chopped a big line out the middle and then pushed the two halves back together.
No, I didn't touch it.
I was very good, and I gave it to them.
You're lucky.
If it was Ella, it would have been gone.
Less of a nibble off the side. I'd be burping I gave it to them. You're lucky. If it was Ella, it would have been gone. Less than a little off the side.
And I'd be burping. Well, there you go.
Can someone text me on 9696?
Have you done this before? Own up
to it. You're behind the keyboard.
If you want to own up to it, text us on 9696.
Have you gotten food
delivered to you by accident and did you eat it?
Did you eat it? And can someone send me
some pizza? Thank you.
Sounds like they don't even need to send you. Send it to me. Ella will eat it? Did you eat it? And can someone send me some pizza? Thank you. Sounds like they don't even need to send you.
Send it to me.
Ella will eat it anyway.
No pineapple.
Thank you.
We'll be back right after this.
Bree and Clint.
Glad you're here, gals, because it takes an army to do this next thing.
It's a radio game that could potentially end in one of the greatest outcomes ever to be heard on the airwaves,
or could be just a complete disaster.
Yeah, or it will just never end.
Yeah, we like to call this, and say it with me girls,
Name in a Haystack!
We did not even rehearse that.
I forgot what it was called for a second.
You're like, wait, what's it called?
Essentially the idea is it's completely against the odds
where one person comes up with a business,
the other person comes up with a name, we give them a call
and if that person has the name that we've picked out at random,
then they win.
What's the jackpot at today?
Is it at $150?
It is, yeah.
I think it's at $150.
Who gets the money?
The person with the name.
Pretty cool.
They may or may not listen to this station, but they will win.
Hopefully we will win them over.
So what are we doing today?
So today, who's picking the business?
I'll pick it.
Where are we calling?
It's hard because you've got to remember like who's open,
who's not going to send you straight to like one of those select one, select two.
So I'm going to risk a movie theatre.
Oh, that's good.
They'd be busy at the moment with Wicked.
So I'm going to try the Lido Cinema.
So it's a smaller one.
I love the Lido Cinema.
So hopefully they won't send me to like a multiple choice.
Okay.
No, I think we're safe.
That's good.
And who do you reckon, Ella?
What is the person working at the Lido Cinema?
What's their name going to be?
I'm going to go.
Do I go old or young?
I reckon you need one that spans generations.
Not to put any pressure on it.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking like.
Go with your gut.
I've got to.
Oh, did we do Debra last time?
Debra?
Debbie.
Debbie.
Did we do Debbie last time?
I feel like we might have done Debbie.
Oh, okay.
No, no, I got it.
I got it.
This spans decades.
Sarah.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, I think Sarah's a solid choice.
Sorry, Debbie.
Sorry about that, Debbie.
Sorry about her. Okay, I think Sarah is a solid choice. Sorry, Debbie. Sorry about that, Debbie.
Sorry about her.
Okay, I think Sarah is a fantastic choice.
We're calling the Lido Cinema.
Name in a haystack.
Hello and welcome to the Lido Cinema.
Oh, they've done me dirty.
Please press 1.
They have. We're here today, session times and session status.
No.
Press 2.
I wouldn't mind to hear what's on, actually.
Or record a booking.
Or press 3 to talk to someone.
Three!
Okay.
Guys, fingers crossed.
Okay, everyone.
Come on, Sarah.
Hello, this is the Leader Cinema.
How can I help?
Hi.
Who may I be speaking with?
This is Heidi.
Oh, Heidi.
G'day.
It's Bree here from ZM's Bree and Clint.
How are you, mate?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
Heidi, we play a game on our show called Name in a Haystack
where we call a random place and if your name is the name of the day,
you win money, but it wasn't Heidi.
Oh, okay.
That's all right.
Sarah's not your middle name, is it?
No, it's not.
Do you have a Sarah working with you?
No, not today.
So there wasn't even a possibility.
Okay.
Well, we just wanted to call Heidi and say that we love your guys' cinema
and we wish you a Merry Christmas.
Oh, thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks so much, Heidi.
Sorry to waste your time, mate.
Have a good day.
Bye.
That's all right.
See you.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
You should have done the Wicked song for her.
Oh, I should have.
It would have been so good.
I could imagine being like, hey, Heidi, you've won $150.
I didn't think of that name.
That did not enter my brain.
Heidi.
Not even bloody close, were we?
Not Debbie either.
Hey, name in a haystack.
She's like, hello, Debbie speaking.
Name in a haystack doesn't strike again.
We will try next week.
Back to the drawing board.
Bree and Clint.
Producer Ella, how old are you now?
I'm 12.
I'm sorry, 24.
Well, they hire them young here, don't they?
Turn them and burn them here at ZM. 24, 24. Well, they hire them young here, don't they? Turn them and burn them here at ZM.
24, which means you're a ripe old Gen Z-er.
Yeah.
And I saw this funny trend going around on the old talk
where people are saying Gen Z-ers don't know classic sayings anymore.
Nah, because they're old.
We make up our own. People say that ella's not a rocket scientist but
did you hear the wisdom right there is my white coat i mean crazy uh take a listen to this gen
z are having no clue uh what these sayings are they're dropping like eggs I don't know if a picture is worth a thousand Dollars
I'm feeling under the
Moon?
I'm feeling under the
Did you just say moon?
Oh, what?
She said world, it's not much better
Which is why we're kicking off
Does Ella Gen Z know the saying?
Hey, I like this
And we'll kick it off with that first one
Right, I'm going to start the saying. Hey, I like this. And we'll kick it off with that first one.
All right, I'm going to start the saying and you finish it.
Easy. I'm feeling under the...
Moon, I said, but under the water.
A weather.
I'm feeling under the weather.
She eventually got there.
Took a second, but she got it.
She eventually got there.
Okay, next saying.
You finish this one.
A friend in need...
Is a friend cared for.
Is a friend in need.
A friend in need.
Is a friend on you.
I don't know.
A friend in need.
A friend in need.
You've got a friend in me.
Is a friend indeed.
Oh, yep.
Okay, that's a no on that one. We'll give her an X on that one.
But do people really say these in real life?
Yes, they do.
Okay, next one.
I've got a frog in my throat.
Nice. Rub it, rub it.
Well done. Can I do my joke?
No, I've got no time.
Okay, next one. Beauty
is in the...
Eye of the beholder.
Well done.
Thank you.
Got that one right as well.
I feel like I'm preaching...
To the church...
To the masses.
Come on, you'll get there.
I'm preaching...
I'm preaching to the...
You got it. You'll get there. I'm preaching. I'm preaching to the.
You got it.
I'm preaching to the world.
I feel like I'm preaching to the choir.
That's a no on that one.
Next. I'm not really sure about the math.
Blood is thicker than.
Stone.
Holy shit. Blood is thicker than. This is it? Holy shit.
Blood is thicker than...
This is the easiest one.
I hate blood.
Blood is thicker than...
Family.
No, friends.
No, blood is the family.
Yeah, right.
And so blood is thicker than...
Water.
Oh, yeah, I have...
Okay, sometimes you've just got to roll with the...
Punches.
Yes.
She's back.
I heard it through the...
Grapevine.
Grapevine.
Grapeyard.
Graveyard.
Graveyard.
I heard it through the graveyard.
Grapevine.
I'm going to give you half on that one.
Because I'm pretty sure you said graveyard.
Okay, the proof is in the...
Pudding.
Yeah.
Because I like pudding.
Actually, no, I'm more of a savoury person.
Nobody else.
Okay, she wears her heart on her.
Sleeve.
Because I have a tattoo of a heart on my arm.
I literally used that saying today when you asked me.
Oh, you did?
Do people use that saying?
I'm Brie Tomasella.
We're Mahama City.
Shut up.
That was not the right context.
It kind of was.
Honesty is always the best.
Policy.
Or politics.
No.
No.
You ruined it.
Policy.
A penny saved is a. Penny. Oh, I don't Policy. A penny saved is a...
Penny...
Oh, I don't know.
A penny saved is a penny spent.
No, a penny saved is a penny...
Oh, you're so close.
A penny saved is a penny hit.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
I don't know on that one.
Last one.
Does Ella know the sayings,
I heard... I heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
Or ass.
Depending on what you want to mean.
Depending on the context.
I think there's only a couple of things you'll hear from a horse's ass.
Lots of farts.
Okay, you know what?
I'm going to give you a 50-50 pass.
I know that.
Just pass.
I'm going to give you a C's get degrees. Well know that. Yeah, just pass. I'm going to give you a C's, get degrees.
Well done.
That was my motto all through uni.
Me too.
Look at where we are.
And hey, I had to redo some classes, but we got there at the end.
I actually tried it.
I've ended up in the same place.
One of us.
One of us.
Speaking of one of us, do you want to be one of us
and get your birthday banger done right here, right now?
0800 dials at M, it's birthday banger time.
Number one song when you turn 16.
I want a good one today.
I want some solid ones.
Look, all I'm saying is when Clint's away, the girls will play.
If we get three amazing bangers, I'm willing to play all three.
We have to.
And Ross knows I'm mad at him, so he has to let me play them.
See?
Today could be the day.
I'll tell you later.
Okay.
I've forgiven him because he's...
That's kind.
Yeah, because...
For goodness sakes, you're free.
Exactly right.
We'll play you birthday bangers right after Don't Care.
It's Shira and Justin Bieber.
It is what it is.
Bree and Clint.
Time to do a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
Producers, we love it, don't we?
We love the birthdays and the banging and you put them together even better.
All of those things.
All of the things.
Your birthday banging.
Nothing better.
Keen.
Better than banging on your birthday.
We do it every day.
We love it.
It's where we take your birthday and figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16,
and then we're going to play our favourite one out of the three.
Let's kick it off with you, Stephen.
G'day, mate.
Hey, how you going?
Good, Steve.
What's your day been like?
It's been actually a good day today.
Pretty good day, actually.
Oh, good to hear.
Always good to hear.
Hey, Steve-o, what is your date of birth?
It's the 27th of the 10th, 1991.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2007.
We've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love.
I keep bleeding, I keep...
It was huge.
I'm not going to lie, Steve. It was huge in that year.
It was a good song.
It was a good song.
Leona Lewis, Bleeding Lava.
I loved it at the time.
I thought it was an absolute ripper.
What do you reckon?
No, I would 100% agree.
You got a good one, Steve.
Stick around.
It might win.
Let's talk to Glenda.
Hi, Glenda.
Hi.
Are you the good witch?
Absolutely.
I thought you were.
I thought that was you, Glenda.
Hey, mate, while you're here, I'd love to do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
18th of the 8th, 1991.
Ooh, another 91, baby.
You were also 16 in 2007.
But on your 16th, this was at the top.
I hope you know, I hope you know 16th. This was at the top.
What a banger from Fergie.
What do you reckon, Glenda?
I reckon that's the best banger you're gonna get.
Yeah, I think it's a ripper.
I think you're right. Has she sung this one doing cartwheels? Big call.
Yeah, big call. Maybe Fergie's
best song.
I'll have to dive into her discovery.
Top three for sure.
Well, she only had three.
Really?
Fergalicious.
Stick around, Glenda.
London Bridge.
What about Bananas?
Or is it someone else?
It was Gwen Stefani.
I shouldn't participate in that.
Never mind.
Hey, close.
Close enough.
Let's do one last one for Jake.
G'day, Jake. G'day, Jake.
G'day, buddy.
Hey, guys.
Jake, are you from the Goldie?
Are you calling back through?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Double weenie today.
Mate, I'd love to see it.
I'm an Invercargill boy by trade, bud.
Are you really?
Okay.
But you're currently in the Gold Coast?
Yeah, listening on iHeartRadio.
Oh, Jake, you're welcome to call through any time.
You're an absolute pleasure.
Absolutely.
Absolute pleasure.
Jake, while you're here, let's do it.
What is your date of birth?
28th of February, 1990.
Oh, he's a good vintage, the old Jake.
He was 16 in 2006.
And on your 16th, this was at the top.
If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button and let me know.
Jake, what do you reckon?
You into some of the sugar babes?
I've got a sugar babes action.
Oh.
Don't go wrong.
Hey, who doesn't love a bit of sugar babes action?
Yeah.
Well, I will say anyway.
They still wheel them out for events.
I talked about it the last time I saw them at this event
and they had to sit down because they were too tired
and quite drunk.
But they were still good.
Hey, still good.
Hey, stay there, Jake.
We're going to deliberate on what we're going to play.
Three Rippers, in my opinion.
Yeah, they're actually all really good.
Triple.
I have one I want to vote for.
I do.
Yeah.
Can I put it forward?
I kind of want to play all three.
Oh, okay.
Can we?
What song did you want to vote for, Ella?
Well, this is my karaoke song,
so Bleeding Lewis.
No, what?
Bleeding Love.
That's the one you want?
Okay, Bleeding Love. You'd like to hear Bleeding Love. That's the one you want? Okay, Bleeding Love.
You'd like to hear Bleeding Love?
Okay.
Do you have any strong wants out of these three, Bree?
Do I have any strong, I mean, I feel like Push the Button is the different vibe out of the two.
Like Bleeding Love and Big Girls Don't Cry is more a slow kind of vibe.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
And Push the Button, and I don't know, you want Push the Button.
Maybe.
We'll go for that.
I also just, I like the cut of Jake's jib, you know?
I do.
I feel like I like the song, I like the attitude.
I do like-
The dedication of listening across the ocean.
I do like the lean of Jake's wrench, so I reckon we go push the button, sugar babes.
Sorry, Ella, you will get a chance later in the week to vote, okay?
That's my promise to you.
But, Jake, you've taken it out, mate.
The ultimate prize, push the button, sugar babes.
This one's going out to Jake in the gold.
He thinks we're calling through, Jake.
No worries.
You have a ripping afternoon.
See you, mate.
Bye.
Music throwing hints that he keeps missing.
Bree and Clint.
There it is, your birthday banger on ZM.
Bree and Clint, Sugar Babes, push the button.
I've got a question for everyone, and if you're listening,
you can play along.
Who would you pick as your headliner?
You can only have one.
Ella might not know all these bands.
The Sugar Babes.
They could be your headliner at your festival.
Atomic Kitten.
Oh.
Or All Saints.
Oh, All Saints.
Oh, okay.
Who are you choosing?
You can only pick one.
Like in their prime or right now?
Ella is furiously or viciously Googling who those people are.
Tell everyone that.
Wait, All Saints.
Who are the others?
Atomic Kitten.
I like that name.
Atomic Kitten, All Saints or the Sugar Babes.
Who are you choosing?
For me, it's 100% Atomic Kitten.
Is it?
Yeah.
They were the ones that I grew up with
and they were on all of those Now CDs
and all the mixtapes and stuff.
And I think I had their CD as well.
And they were looking back on where we just met.
I know this song.
From Pitch Perfect.
To be fair.
This isn't their original.
No, I think most of their songs are covers.
I noticed in one of their film clips,
I think it was The Tide Is High.
Yes.
One of them is so heavily pregnant.
I reckon she's like eight or nine months pregnant in it.
Really?
And they try and hide it.
She's like holding bags creatively.
It's just like, why are you trying to hide it?
It's so obvious.
Anyway, who would you pick?
All Saints, Sugar Babes or Atomic Kitten?
Atomic Kitten. I like the name. It's a cool name, eh? Yeah. I you pick? All Saints, Sugar Babes or Atomic Kitten? Atomic Kitten.
I like the name.
It's a cool name, eh?
Yeah.
I think I'm going with the Sugar Babes.
Fair enough.
Yep.
In their prime though, right?
Not right now.
I mean, the bootleg version was pretty good.
They were pretty drunk having a good time the last time I saw them.
Which Sugar Babes are you picking?
Because they swapped members.
Did they?
Yeah.
I think there used to be a blonde one and then she swapped to a brunette one or something like that.
I'll just take what I can get, to be honest.
As long as they do push the button and what's their other banner?
Round, round.
And round, round, I'm happy.
Do round, round twice.
Everyone wins.
Let's just play it again.
Bree and Clint.
Ella has told us that she has been told off in public. It's my worst nightmare.
Oh my goodness. It has happened
to you. It has. And I think
you need to come to us, tell us the
story, and we will tell
you if you deserve to be told
off. Perfect, because that's what I want to feel.
I want to feel like I'm overthinking it
and it's fine. Okay. And it probably is.
My first question, were you told off
in public by a stranger?
Yes.
And I could see him looking at me about to say something
and so I'm like, oh yeah, I'll look at you and like,
what do you want to say?
Oh, you didn't cover your mouth.
Is that what it was?
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, did you sneeze it out like you've been doing?
No, I didn't cough out.
Remember how she's been trying a new cough
where she doesn't want to cover her mouth?
She's like, I'll just turn around.
She turns around and just coughs out into the open.
I don't want to do it on my elbow.
So what happened was I was at a cafe this morning, catching up with a friend.
Okay.
To be fair, it is a fairly new cafe.
I was sitting on the, not the chair, but like.
Oh, like the couchy side of the.
The couchy side, yes.
Right.
And it's like this really nice green.
It's brand new, obviously,
so I'm just giving you the reason why you kind of said something.
So the way I'm sitting is right now.
So my left leg is just chilling, long.
I'm just, you know, how would you explain sitting?
Surviving.
You have one leg up and one leg down.
You've got one knee up and one leg normal.
That's how you say it.
Yep.
This is how I'm sitting.
To my right.
No, to my left.
Doesn't matter.
Do you want to ask, what were you eating?
Were you having an egg and salad sandwich?
And were you wearing exactly what you're wearing?
Yes, I was.
Because we need to know that.
I was eating chickpea.
What was the temperature in the room?
I just want to make sure we get this right.
Sometimes my brain doesn't say what I want to say.
Okay, you got your leg up.
The guy's on your left.
This guy is cleaning another table.
He then starts to look over at me,
and I can sense that he wants to say something.
And I'm very friendly with this guy because I go to this cafe a lot.
So I'm like, what's up?
What do you want to say?
And he's like, I hate to be a pest,
but can you not put your foot on the new upholstered couch?
What was his exact wording?
I hate to be a pesty and points at my leg.
Oh, he was nice about it too.
Oh, sorry.
And then I sit there in my shame and I'm like,
am I overthinking it?
I feel a bit awkward.
I hate being told off by strangers.
I feel like because you look 12.
Yeah, right.
You're probably more inclined to get told off.
He's like, she's fresh out of the sandbox.
Yeah, like.
In those shoes.
The sandbox.
And he's so dirty.
You know?
I think.
Is it fine?
I don't know.
Look, I think he's being.
Ridiculous.
That's what Court said.
I think it's a bit much.
I do get it.
I get it.
But also.
Like, you didn't have your foot on the table.
No.
Oh, my gosh, no.
It's just how I sit.
And now I want to cross my legs.
I'm like, can I do that at that cafe?
I can't sit normally.
Yeah.
Maybe they had just had it reupholstered.
You know? Maybe that's why.
But it's going to have worse things happen to it.
There's going to be kids who spill stuff.
Yeah, that's the thing. You can't keep it
nice forever.
Yeah, it's fine. I think it's
all good. I think he was overreacting
a little bit. Thank you. Thanks for making me feel better.
But don't you ever put your feet
on furniture. Also, can you get your foot
off my bloody studio chair now?
Oh, it's on the table. Get it down now.
Okay.
Biggie Hill right here on ZM
with Brie and Clint. We'll be back
to talk. Once we overthink a bit more.
Yeah, we'll overthink a little bit more.
We'll try and calm Ella down. Yeah, please do.
And then we'll talk about Desperate Housewives.
Brie and Clint. And that is the talk about Desperate Housewives. All right. Sounds good. Bree and Clint.
And that is the end finito of the show-o.
Wow.
I want to hear more of you.
I don't.
I'm sick of myself.
No, I was going to plug the podcast.
Oh.
No, me too.
I want to hear more of you.
But how can I make that happen?
Well, if you haven't heard enough, you can get our podcast,
which goes up straight after the show-ish.
Give or take.
Anywhere you get your podcast, on the iHeartRadio
app, Spotify, any of those
places, you can grab. That was seamless.
The Bree and Clint podcast. I mean, it was
almost a natural plug.
I'm so glad I heard about that, because now I can
hear more. Yay!
Give us more. We want more.
What's that song where it's like, you want more? And I'll give hear more. Yay! Give us more. We want more. We want more. What's that song where it's like,
you want more,
and I'll give you more.
Don't know.
All I hear is this song in the background.
What a banger though, right?
Talking about Atomic Kitten a lot today.
Is this Atomic Kitten?
Yeah.
How many members were in Atomic Kitten?
Three.
Three.
I think.
I googled it.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Did they have nine lives?
Please tell me they're not dead.
No, I don't think so.
That's bad.
I don't think so.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm pretty sure one of them went off to do like a solo career and it kind of went tits
up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It happens.
But anyway, hopefully they tour again one day soon.
I'd go.
I'd go.
Yeah, we'd be keen.
It runs right into the nostalgia stuff at the moment, eh?
For sure.
Atomic Kitten, All Saints and Sugar Babes should do like...
A Friday Jams thing.
They should just do a festival together.
Just those three.
What are we calling it?
They each get an hour set.
All Sugar Kittens.
All Sugar Kittens.
Oh yeah, that works.
Or Pussycats.
Or the All Atomic Babes.
Guys, if you want more great banter like this,
then tune in tomorrow when we will do it all again.
Oh, atomic sugar saints.
Got it.
Atomic sugar tits.
Got it.
We love you guys very much and we'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye.