ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd December 2025

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Here we go for a Wednesday. Happy Hump Day. Not many weeks left of the year for my. Most people. Not many people working all the way through. I'd hope not.

Except the ones that have to. Ugh. Yeah. God, I feel for those people. Yeah. I bloody feel for you guys. Shout out to the healthcare workers. Mm-hmm.

Shout out to the police. Shout out to the Amboes and the fire service. Yeah. All the best people too, you know? You know, it gets overlooked. Gas station workers. Yep. KFC workers.

Yeah. KFC on Christmas Day. Mm-hmm. So, sorry you have to hear us rabbit on. but we are very excited for Christmas holidays. So pumped. Hopefully you're getting one wherever you are. We've got a fun show on the way today.

And I don't think it's alarm bells time just yet, but it's getting close for Trady versus Lady. Because the ladies are four wins behind the Trades. They need to win five times just to take the lead. Not to cement the lead, just to take the lead. Yeah, the Trades have been pulling away. Let's see if the ladies can cross. claw one back today.

0,800 dial Z-M, if you want to try and win. They need five to get ahead. Yep. There's 13 games left for the year. So they have to win minimum five of those. And then of the remaining... I'm so good at math. The remaining...

Oh, yeah, good... Let's workshop this on air. The remaining eight... Uh-huh. They would need to win four. Yes. So the ladies need to win nine of the last games. Not unachievable

Not unachievable I think I nailed that Don't ask me mate I'm worse than you Lady's got to win That's what it comes down to They've got to win And they've got to start today

They've got to win whatever's in front of him Okay Um yeah Reset it Call through now And we'll play Trady versus Lady For Cash Thanks to KFC after Somba

Who played the Auckland Town Hall last night With no buttons on his shirt How bloody good Play ZDN's Brie and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The Trades on 101 wins for the year. The ladies on 97.

Our lady is calling from Upper Heart today. She's 40, and her tongue piercing only lasted three hours because it was pierced the wrong way. Ouch. Welcome to the show, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hello. What do you mean pierced the wrong way? So it was the ball that screws off

It was down the bottom And my tongue swelled up so much That I couldn't get my fingers in there To unscrew it and pick it out Oh That sounds painful Did you go and get it done again Or have you decided tongue piercing not for you?

No piercing's up for me Oh really? You've taken them all out I've got just my ears done in my nose And that's it Same here, Bex, same here. You are taking on our tradie and daughter combo today. They're in Auckland. Together, they are 42 and 10.

Their names are Johnny and Bianca. And Bianca performed in the Santa Parade on the weekend. Welcome to the show, guys. Good-day, guys. Hi. Bianca, what did you do in the Santa Parade? I was Ariel. Oh, that's the best one.

Did you have a red hair wig? No. Fair enough. Yeah, sometimes Ariel doesn't have ready. Sorry, it's a firm no on that one. That was a firm no, wasn't it, Johnny? I was there at the Auckland Santa Parade, Bianca. It was an excellent show, so thank you for that.

Your guys buzzer is Trady. Bex, yours is lady, and the first team to get three correct answers is going to get the $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. How many reindeer does Santa have? 11.

You got to buzz in with your buzzer. Trade it. Johnny and Bianca? 11. No. It's not 11. He thought he's going to steal that one. Max, you get a free go now.

Sorry about that. Is it Stephen? No. Not a good guess. You guys were right to go in odd numbers because of Rudolph, but it's actually nine. It's eight normal plus Rudolph. Equally nine.

Dash, a dancer, prance, a vixen, comment, Cupid, Donna Blitzin and Rudolph. There you go. No point. If he like Christmas, bother me. No point. Anyone. Let's carry on. All right, here we go. Question number two.

What kind of animal was the first to be successfully cloned? Lady. Yes, Bex. A pig? No, not a peg. Good guess. Not a pig. Johnny and Bianca, yep. A dog.

No, not a dog. Although they have cloned dogs since, it was actually a sheep named Dolly. Yeah. Dolly the sheep. All right, no points there. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell you. tell me who sings this.

Lady. Bex is in. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. He's not stumbling on the Kelly Clarkson question. We have points on the board. That is correct. One to the ladies.

Question number four. How many Harry Potter movies are there? Lady. Bex. Beck's. Five. No. No.

Johnny and Bianca, you want to guess? Don't say six. Don't say six. No, not seven. It's eight. It's eight because there's seven books, but one of them was made into a two-parter. It's going to be a long game, guys. I love it.

Here comes question number five. Which company makes the original corn flakes? Trady. Yes, Johnny and Bianca. Kellogg. It is Kellogg. You're on the board. Are we won a piece?

We won a piece after question five. Here we go. Question number six, what is the real name of rapper M&M? Trady. Yes, Johnny. Marshall Mathes. Oh, he's away and flying now. Two to the Trades.

One to the ladies. Question number seven. Which pole does Santa live at? Trady. Ladies. Johnny and Bianca. North Pole. I like you checked it with the 10-year-old first, and it's lucky because it's correct.

No, I actually didn't want her to say the wrong one. Okay, it's okay, if you can lean on your support person, Johnny. There's no shame in it, okay? You guys got it done together, and there's 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC coming your way. Hey, Clint, can I tell you a funny fact? Yeah. We were actually the ones to get the trainees to draw level for the first time this year.

Oh, my God. Were you guys? We were, Bree, you had a hell of a time with us that time, too. Oh, did I? Sorry, sorry about it. Clint was away, but, Bree, you were just there, and yeah. I was like, it was a seven-question game that five years. I remember that.

You two took it to like seven questions again that time. Yeah, yeah. You were like, this is a bloody train wreck. Wow, it was almost another bloody train wreck, and somehow you've won again. Johnny and Bianca, congratulations. Well done, guys. Traities go to 102.

Z.m.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Have you been in the public pools during a Code Brown before? When I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah, it was traumatising. I have more recently than that, because I have kids. And they weren't the ones that did the Code Brown. Are you sure?

And it wasn't me either before you suggest that it was. And you're actually in no position to suggest. Hey, I've never done a Code Brown in a public pool. It was only a public ocean. Only in a neighbour's spa. No. The Hawks Bay Regional Aquatic Centre in Hastings has taken to social media to please with the people of Hastings

to please stop Code Browning in their pools. Who is going Code Brown in the pool? What absolute filth? It's a real blight on the town too. Invacagal suffered through this. I think Guy Williams did an investigation into it. Did he get to the bottom of it? Someone did.

Someone did, I bet someone did. In the past six months, the Hawks Bay Regional Acordic Centre has had to close their pools 20 times for code browns, 20 times in the last six months. This is a serial pooher. Or as they call them, invasive matter incidents. Which, did you know, a code brown or an invasive incident matter

refers to poos or vomies in the pool? Yeah. I wonder if they're both real bad. I don't know which one's worse. No, and they don't do anything for a code yellow, do they? I did love that rumor that the pools had chemical in them that if you did a pee, it would turn your pee blue and everybody would see the pee around you.

It's an old wife's tale. It doesn't exist. No, it does exist, Bree. Okay? I mean, yeah, no, definitely exists. Wink, wink. Sorry, what am I doing? Every time they have a code brown,

this is all public pools. They have to shut the pool for cleaning, obviously, and then that ruins it for everyone. So there's huge time and financial implications to someone dropping a deuce in the pool. It's also just the repercussions of someone's mental health that has to scoop that out. Yes, and also the brush that it tars everybody with.

When there is a code brown and a public pool, everybody that was in the pool at the time is a suspect. You know? Yeah. It's like Cludo, but the poo version. Yeah. It wasn't Professor Plum, it was Professor Poo. It was Clint in the toddler area with a poo.

With a Cullipo ice cream. Yeah, with a high-fiber diet. It's not just Hastings though, just over the way in Napier. This could be a regional issue. There have been 12 Code Browns at the Ocean Spa since the start of 2024 and 28 Code Browns in the Napier Accordic Centre in the same time frame. How close are they together? Hastings and Napier, close.

I reckon this could be one person This could be a serial pooer Can you get DNA from poo? Yes, I believe you can Do we DNA test it? We should Well, I don't want to I don't want anything to do with it

I would rather not I do think that this could be one of those ones where the pools that are revealing their numbers are the ones that look the worst Because I've been to the Rotorua Aquatic Centre A number of times over the last couple of years Coe Brown Every time you've been

And no one texting that I'm the common denominator. Seems like that is quite a common denominator. That is purely coincidence that I didn't realize that I was admitting to on the radio. Were your kids there as well? Yes. Because it seems like... I'm not going to be a aquatic centre by myself as an adult. Well...

To do a poo in the public pool. It's either you or your small children. It's not. It's not. And they've got an excuse. They do not. More of an excuse. They're like four and six.

What's their excuse? It's more of an excuse than you. It's not me. Oh, so now you're painting your children with that brush. It's not me, and I have never been to Hastings, public pools. Thank you very much. This is so yuck. It is, yeah.

What happens when someone, like, do people have to report a poo in the pool? Yeah, someone has to spot it. Like, does someone have to go, I'm pretty sure there's a code brown in the pool? But we mentioned fibre earlier. What if it's a low fibre poo and it's just a brown cloud? I see that. You know? No, that's code cloud.

That's code cloud. That's even worse than Code Brown. That's a literal shitstorm. Literally. Anyway. Stop doing it. Clean up your act. Have some respect.

Clean up your act, Hawks Bay. Go in the ocean like normal people. No, go in the toilet. Or that. Go in the publicly provided toilets. Dead is Franklin. I got good bread news. Bread gets a bad name sometimes, doesn't it?

Get bullied. I don't listen to all that though. People who go on a diet, they're like, I'm getting off the bread. Bread is the worst thing for me. Bread is the backbone of my diet. Bread is... Especially someone who's not a good cook, I usually just put things on bread. You could easily, if the meal's not great, add a side of bread with some butter,

it makes everything better. Or if you've got leftovers, but not enough for a whole meal. Put it on bread. Put it on bread. All of a sudden you've got a meal. The Herald has published the top first. five breads you can buy from the supermarket ranked on health, okay? Oh, boo.

No, it's positive, okay, it's positive. Do you know why it's positive? Is white bread in there? There is a white bread in there. There is a white bread in the top five. We are back. Don't come at me with this whole meal crap. Well, no, I will, but I'll...

I hate it. I'll never eat it. I will die on that hill. The carbohydrate bread hill, before I eat. eat whole meal bread. Okay, well, let's start with you then. I want to know before I give out this list, what is everyone's go-to bread?

What's your bread? I mean, there's a few different ones I'm kicking around with, but I'm happy with, I mean, my number one is a sour dough from, like, daily bread. Ooh, la, la. And me and my partner, me and my partner, look, it's probably one of the most expensive things we buy in our weekly shop. Yeah, and it might be the most unrelatable thing you've ever said on this show.

Incredibly unrelatable. Look, do we buy it every week? No. I reckon we buy it every second, every third week. What are you buying in between? So when we're not buying that, we're buying like a plowmans or a frayers, like country grain. Plowments, keep that in mind. Okay.

That's going to serve you well in this. Claudia, what's your breed quickly? I think we're the same person, either a sourdough or a plowman. The soy and linseed plowments. Yes, I love that one. Ella, what's your breed? And is all bred vegan? No, but yes

Basic bread is vegan Basic bread is vegan Yeah so I'd definitely do a sour dough Or a fray is Swiss soy a linseed Are we all the same? I didn't know Did we just become best friend Am I the only one on the Vogels?

You might be Nah, can't do it I'm on the Vogels original Too small and too chewy That's what I like about it I do love Vogels though I like a Vogels original Very thin

I'm not gonna lie Very thin Very thin I don't mind Vogels But I have to eat like eight pieces Okay, here comes the top five breads in the supermarket According to the Herald for Health In no particular order

Plowman's southern seed, lower carb Very high in fibre We do get that one from time to time And I hate it I don't want a lower carb bread The lower carb bread sucks I'd rather have no bread Number two in no particular order

Plowmans Farmhouse whole meal No not the one you're getting No Like I said the whole meal Neil, get in the bin. Are you getting the plowments with the dusty top? Is that the one?

No. No. We're getting the Swiss soy or seed, linseed one. It's got lots of seeds in it. Oh, I don't have that one on here, sorry. Damn it. Number three, Vogels, but not regular Vogels. Vogels, Sunflower and Barley.

What? I think that's the yellow-y orange one. No, thanks. That's in the same category as when they tried to make pumpkin bread a thing. I don't want the damn pumpkin bread. I've got a limit on the number of seeds I'm willing to have in my bread. Number four in the five healthiest breads in no particular order. Bergen, mixed grain toast.

I do like that one. That one doesn't seem too bad. It's described as light and moist with enough whole grains to meet the fiber guidelines. See? They've tried to hide the word whole grain down in the fine print. Also, show me a moist whole grain. Yeah. Whole grain is anything but moist.

And the fifth bread. Please be white bread. Please be white bread. Tip top, super soft, high-fiber white toast bread. Yeah, boy, white toast for the one. How? They said it looks like classic white bread, but delivers whole meal level fiber. No! No, it is.

It's just white bread. It's the one that we had here. And Ella ate half of a loaf of it during the show one day. I did? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty yum. Just raw dog did it, no butter, no nothing. I did that this morning, too,

for breakfast. Yeah, didn't you say you were blocked up for like five days? Yeah, that might be why my gut's feeling a bit funny. So there's no whole meal in that one. No. Oh, no. That's great. It masquerades as whole meal.

It has whole meal levels of fibre in it, apparently. Yay. Can you just eat white bread, regular white bread, and just get your fibre elsewhere? I don't see why not. Yeah, beans. Yeah, beans. Oh, yeah, I'd be happy to eat. Beans on white bread.

Yeah, I'm happy with that. Beans and toast. I'd be happy if I. Never had whole meal bread ever again. That's what would make me happy. ZDames, Brian Clint. Time for the tea. This is the tea.

Big Formula One news for the Formula One and the Drive to Survive fans, and also for Kiwi sports fans too. It's been ages that we've been waiting for this news, but it's finally confirmed that our boy, Liam Lawson, will have a seat in Formula One in 2026. This is huge, because Formula One, one changes their drivers more than they change their underwear.

It's ruthless. It's cutthroat. So to stay in the sport in that driver's seat, it's huge for him. His teammate, for those who are right into it, his teammate from Racing Bulls Isaac Hedjar is being promoted to the main team. Is he? Because they're dropping Yuki Sunoda.

Apparently he's going to Indy car, but that hasn't been announced yet. So Hedjar goes to drive with Moxford Shopping in the Red Bull team. Liam gets to stay in Racing Bulls for another season and then they're bringing up a new guy from the development team to join Liam

in the Racing Bulls team. Getting the call up. I bet Liam Lawson wishes it was him getting the call up to the top Red Bulls team. But he did, remember? He did at the start of this year. That's what I mean. And it all went to shit.

But the fairy tale for him would have been at the end of the season and them going, actually, you've earned your spot, you're coming back to the top. Yeah. He's doing good stuff though in the racing balls team. Hey, great that he's still staying in it. It's still Formula One.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. Any car. I think there are drivers around the world who would kill for any car in Formula One. I mean, literally 20, what is it, 20 seats in the whole world? Yeah. Or 22 now.

22 next year. That is going to be a great season of drive to survive next year when they release all the stuff that happened this year. And we get to see the inside storylines of what happened with Liam. and the Red Bull team. I reckon that'll be one of the main storylines too, you know. That is the T. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. I feel like a really important job if your partner is pregnant

is to be on craving's watch. Yeah, yeah. You know, like if they're craving something, it is your duty and your job to bring it to them. To a point, I feel like you need to be the craving police a little bit because if they say to you, they feel like eating soil out of the garden, I feel like... Well, within reason.

But that happens. My mum ate chalk. Yeah, so that's the thing. She wouldn't have wanted chalk. She would have wanted whatever the nutrient is inside chalk. And she ate the chalk. So just Google, if they're like, I really want to eat cat food. Be like, okay, I think maybe we could do tuna.

Tuna would be a good option. From a cat bowl. How about you eat the tuna and see how you feel. There's a guy that's making headlines around the world for his pizza order that he had to put in for his pregnant wife. Okay. that was having big cravings. So here was the order.

So it was triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers, which is something you get in America. We don't get that here. Halipinos, half chicken, half mushroom, half caramelized onion, half olives.

Oh my God. Yeah. And sauce. And it says on the request ticket. Bro, yes, I know this looks insane and you're probably like, who is this dude. I'm the dude who has a very pregnant wife.

I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her and honestly, you should be too. I promise this is the order. Thank you and Godspeed. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to test you this afternoon, Clint, where you're going to call a pizza shop that's around here and you're going to put in this exact order.

That exact order. Give or take. Give or take. And you're going to have to state to the person on the phone, why you're putting in such a crazy order. Okay. It's for your pregnant wife. You're scared of her.

I'm scared of her. They should be scared too. Yeah. Good luck and please don't get this wrong. Okay. What's the ingredients again? So the ingredients. I've got triple pepperoni, extra cheese.

Halipinos, half chicken, half mushrooms, caramelized onions, half olives and sauce. Let's see how we go. Claudia, this is going on your credit card. by the way, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost. Okay, good luck. Hello. Hi, can you... How are you going, by the way?

How's your day? Yeah, I'm all right. How can I help? I might be about to make it a bit difficult is the only thing. Can you do a custom pizza order? Okay, yeah. Can you do triple pepperoni? Okay.

Extra cheese? Okay. Halipinos? We don't have jalapinos. Oh, you do chili flakes. Oh, chili flakes would be okay. go chili flakes mushroom

you got mushroom yeah chicken can I get some chicken on there nah it's getting too complicated no chicken okay once you start

putting too many toppings on it yeah so it's baked one cook properly it's too top heavy it's too this it's crazy and me and my boys we don't want to make that shit

yeah I know it's crazy yeah it's I don't even want to make you order it it's for my wife she's pregnant and these are her cravings at the moment yeah and I am

terrified of her and obviously Honestly, bro, you should be, you should be scared of her too. We've got to make her happy. So do you think we can do it? Okay, look, what I'm going to do is I want to text you my number. Yeah. You text me what you want. Yeah.

What her cravings are, whatever, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll text back my recommendation or what we should do, all right? Oh, my God, you are a lifesaver. You might not have only just saved my wife. You might have saved my marriage. Oh, come on, bro. I'll just save you her.

You saved me. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you text me. And then we'll figure this out, okay? Okay. All right, cheers, man. All right, thank you, bro. Thanks, I really appreciate it.

Okay. All good, man. All right, cheers, bye. Okay, see you later. Oh, my God, what a goddamn legend. That's wild. I've got my own pizza guy. I've got my own custom pizza guy,

and all it took was a fake pregnant wife. God, is anyone got a pillow? I'm going to have to shove it up my shirt. That's how you get where you want, it turns out. Exactly. I want to talk to some people about their pregnancy cravings. Yeah, the weird ones? Yeah.

Because that order is... Well, the intense ones? Yeah, what was the pregnancy craving? Did your partner, or did you make your partner go out and get you something crazy? But you could pass it off because you were pregnant. And you knew at the time that it was pretty wild, but... But you're like, it's now or never. I have to have it now.

A not pregnant person couldn't place this order, so I may as well do it while I can. You can dobb in your partner, you can dobb in family members. What was the crazy? craving, pregnancy craving you heard someone have. The ZM Podcast Network. We're talking crazy pregnancy cravings and some people are

just texting in to say that that pizza guy that we talk to is an absolute legend. Well, we'll see if he comes through. But the way he flipped as soon as I told him was for my fake pregnant wife. And he's like, oh, we've got to make that happen. His words were, oh, bro, she's carrying the child. We've got to make this happen

for her. Got to do it. So we've put the order in. We have put the order in. Well, I've texted the ingredients, like he said, and he's going to come back with his recommendation. Good. So we'll see. In the meantime, we want to know yours or your partner's crazy pregnancy cravings. Nicola is on the phone. Hi, Nicola.

Hi, Nicola. Hi. It's Millie. It's what, sorry? Millie. It's Millie. Sorry, Millie. How do we get Nicola from Millie?

Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh, it's my mum. Oh, what was your mum's? Hi, it's Nicola here. We're just a long-time listener's first-time call. Oh, my God, this is so confusing, guys, but great at the same time.

There they are. So, Nicola, was this a craving that you had when you were pregnant with Millie? It was actually with my son, my first child. Okay. Yeah, so I was quite nauseous with him, and I had a little jar of veggie mite that I used to have in my handband. And every time I felt sick, I'd pull it out and have a little smell, and it would help calm my...

Oh, you'd have a small. I thought you were saying you were getting a finger full of Vigemite every now and that. No, it was just a smell. It's a little snuff of the Vigy mite. Imagine people watching you pull out a little jar of Vigy mite and just giving it a sniff. People would have to be like, what is going on? When I was at work, I would just have it on my desk just sitting there. People knew.

Oh, you should have got a, I hope they did like a Vigemite candle or something for you. Could you have it burning around the house, Nicola? Yeah. That's brilliant. I think it was the salt because I also like salt and vinegar chips. Does your son particularly like veggie might as a result? No, good question. I thought he might, but no, nothing there.

Not into it. Okay, I'm interesting. Very good. Thank you, Nicola. And not as weird as some of the stuff that we're receiving. There's some really weird ones. What about this? My weird pregnancy craving was pickle with peanut butter

and drinking pickle juice while eating raw salmon. Oh, that's very specific. But I can imagine it. At least those are all... I hope they weren't. and eating the raw salmon. Why? You can't eat raw fish.

Yeah. Well, you're not supposed to. Yeah. If you've got to do what you've got to do. Someone said, I would send my partner to the movies just to buy me movie popcorn every other night. I like that you couldn't just settle for a bag of hot popcorn. It had to be the movie stuff,

aka the world's most expensive popcorn. I wonder if he tried to get it past her and just, you know, do a bag of popcorn. popcorn and put it in a movie bucket. Jessica, your friend had a crazy pregnancy craving? What was it? She likes to dip salt and vinegar chips into butter chicken sauce. Yum!

Yum! That's a good shout. And it had to be the Pringles. Pringles, salt and vinegar chips. It had to be pringles. I want to try that. How do you figure out that that is your craving? You know?

I don't know. She was just like, I want butter chicken, but I want salt. and vinegar chips. Yeah. Why not both? Okay, Jess. Yeah, she was eating them and she dropped a chip into the force and then she's like, I wonder what this tastes like.

And then she ate it and that was her whole craving. What, does she have that, her whole pregnancy? Yep. Hell yeah. It's like when someone figured out that chips go well in a Marmite sandwich. You know, the first time someone did it, life changing. Your friend might have done that with butter chicken and pringles. Thanks, Jess.

We asked what's your crazy pregnancy craving. Someone said, one of the ladies at my old job said she had a craving for shaving cream. What? She had a shaving craving. A shaving craving. I hope she didn't follow through with it. Yeah, I hope not either. I mean, you'd probably give it a lick and that would be enough to put you off.

Yeah, shaving cream, yack. Or you do shaving cream out of the can, like people do whipped cream out of the can? I wonder if whipped cream, like the texture and the experience would have, you know, rectified that. Someone texted her and said, mine was pumice. Oh. It was great. The rock. Pumice, as in like the stuff you like sand your feet with.

Sand your heels with. I wonder what the... Can you eat pumice? Is pumice like limestone? Like is that what you're... Do you reckon they just got mixed up with pumice and hummus? Is it a typo? Imagine having pumice with hummus.

You're heavily pregnant. You're craving hummus. You text your husband. but there's a typo and you write pumice and so he's terrified of you and doesn't want a question that you want pumice

so he shows it with pumice and you're like you fricking moron why on earth would I want to eat pumice I clearly meant hummus you dweeb Who's eating pumice

Someone else said mine was nasty freezer wall ice Oh The worst kind of ice We asked you We had pregnancy craving. Someone said, I only wanted champagne. That's all I wanted.

I obviously didn't get champagne, but I collected the bottles for after the baby was born. Oh, that'd be so hard. I hope they popped a bottle for you in the birthing sweet. Handy pee. Someone else said, my cousin's crazy craving was thin-cut Vogels with peanut butter, sliced banana and smoked tin tuna. Yeah, it could be, again, could be worse.

There's no sweet element. I walked over seven kilometers at eight months pregnant to my parents' house so I could eat a one-k-g tub of marinated muscles. Holy hell. Wow. That's a lot of muscles, eh? A kilo. Yeah.

A kilo of muscles. I don't know if you're meant to eat marinated muscles while you're pregnant. No, I don't think you are. But your body was telling you you needed marinated muscles. So that's what it got. My wife made me drive 50 minutes there and 50 minutes back just so she could have Burger King. We didn't have Burger King in our town.

She was carrying multiples, so I did as I was told. Good, that's smart. Good man. Someone else said, I ate olives by the jar. My husband bought multiple a week. My now one-year-old loves olives. Wow, there you go. You should name the kid Olive.

Yeah. My pregnancy craving was toothpaste and fresh mouthfeel. I was constantly brushing and eating the toothpaste as a snack. I was walking around with little crusty white bits in the corner of my mouth the whole time I was pregnant. Oh, no. Wow. Like, you would just look back on those times and be like, what was going on with me?

There's so many weird ones in here. What about this one? Someone said, my friend's current craving is washing powder. Her last pregnancy was petrol. She never followed through, thankfully. Oh, the pumice person was text back. They said, no typo, guys. It was pumice that I wanted, thus don't.

Did you eat it? I want to know, yeah. I want to know. How much pumice did you down? It's nice and exfoliating for your teeth. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. We were talking about pregnancy cravings before and confirmed that it wasn't a typo.

The person wanted pumice, not hummus. And you asked, I wonder if they actually ate the pumice. Yeah. They've replied. What'd they say? They said, yes, I did. I love the pumice. I love the crunch.

I used to put it in the side of my mouth and just crunch away. Wow. How hard is pumice? Really hard. It's quite hard, eh? Yeah, I don't think it's the hardest of rocks. Like, it's not gravel.

I wonder after... It's not made for teeth. No, definitely not. I wonder after their pregnancy. I wonder if they ever, you know, go back to a little bit of pumice. A little nibble on the pumice. You know, like they go onto the Uberites

and they're like, I wonder if anyone's got any pumice. And did you get desperate enough with your pregnancy cravings to use pumice from the bathroom that had been used on the feet. If that's the only pumice in the house. No one is that desperate. Surely not, right?

Surely not. But if you're listening, Pumice person, text us back. Also, who's your pumice dealer? I'm going to save them in our text machine as Pumice. Yeah, yeah. Make their name Pumice girl. Pumice girl. We'll remember who that is.

It's you from now on. Yeah. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for me. Brilliant cleanse, Google down. Punk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pumice girl.

What would she, what would she wear? What would pumice girl wear as her superhero outfit? Um, like bits of flaky skin. It's disgusting. I feel like she'd look like the rock guy from Fantastic Four. Oh, yeah, that too, yeah. Anyway, we'll move on from Pummers Girl. It's time to play Google.

Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant Clint's Google Down. Punk. That's right. Google Down time to find out who is the fastest Googler in the team, and they're playing for people who have texts through their name to back them in for the win. Clint, Claudia, and Ella are our players? Are we ready to go? Yes. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. What's wrong? No, I just want to be ready. I want to make sure my Wi-Fi settings are correct, because I'm coming off a win.

That's right. You aren't coming off a solid win. So that could be a fluke unless I go back to back. And if I go back to back, then... It's a pattern. Yeah. Then it's all me. Then it's all you, baby.

All right, here we go. Put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer. If you do, I'll award you a point. First to three takes the win. Here comes question number one. name one person who signed the Declaration of Independence. George Washington.

Franklin Roosevelt. Claudia. Was that just throwing out a name? That's off the top of the dome. I've seen Hamilton. Damn it, I should have said Ellen Glenda Hamilton. There was a lot to pick from, but well done, Claudia. Who's the first president?

Well done. Good show. Fun fact, John Hancock also signed the Declaration of Independence. You know how someone's like, oh, give us your John. John Hancock? No. You've never heard that? What?

Oh, for signature. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There was a guy named John Hancock, and he signed it. That makes sense. Which came first? John Hancock or John Hancock? I think John Hancock came first.

Yeah, not John Hancock. All right, one to Claudia. Question number two. How many active volcanoes are there in the world? I'm looking for approximately. 1,500. 1,900. It was between 1,500.

and 1,900. 1350. Ella, I'll accept your answer. Thank you. Very fast. Well done. Thank you. One to Ella.

One to Claudia. Question number three. Who won Best Pitcher in the 2011 Oscars? King's speech. Claudia, she's quick and she's correct. Damn, I was right on your toes. You really were right on my toes.

It was indeed the King's speech. Okay, I'm coming from a long way back. Two to Claude, one to Ella, zero to Clint, but he's not out of it yet. Question number four. How many seasons of Survivor has Jeff Prott's hosted? 49. Ella, well done.

It's with a question mark, but it's correct. Oh, my God. Good work. This is the calmest she's ever been. Here comes. Again, long odds on Clint, but never count them out. You need three from three here. Yeah.

Question, you got this. Number five. Who invented the cronet? Dominic Ansel. Oh, yes, that was me. It was, Clint, and I'll award it to you. You're in the game with one. Here comes question number six.

What is the national animal of Brazil? Jaguar. A jaguar. Damn it, Claudia. Panther. If you want to be scientific about it. The other name. But Jaguar, I'll accept it, which means Claudia.

She's back in the winner's seat. And that's how you do it, Clint. Oh my gosh. That is how you do it. Beat down once again by the goat. And Sarah, you correctly picked Claude. We've got $50. What is it?

Cash, thanks to Neon coming your way. Yep. Good show, Sarah. Good show. Charlie Goose. Can we quickly talk to Pummerskill, who did have Clint as her vote? Hey, Pummersgirl. Hi, Pumice Girl.

Hi. You're the one who munched on pumice when you were pregnant. Yeah, I did. Oh, do you ever get the craving now where you're like, hmm, I could go for a bit of pumice? I do. I still get it. And it has a real, like, a dry sort of smell.

And if you smell it, sometimes it makes my mouth water and it's like, oh. Oh, my God. Yeah, I bet it's dry. It's a rock. Do you swallow Pummus girl? Yeah. Oh, you do. Like, put it between your teeth and just crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.

crunch till there's not a lot less. You're not selling it, eh? You're not. It doesn't sound appealing. It's good. Pumice girls like, that's okay. More pumice for me. Hey, can we find Pumice girls in KFC so she doesn't have to eat pumice?

Someone said, guys, please stop talking to Pummerskill. It's making my teeth feel funny. Pumice girl loved it. Someone texts out and they said your nickname should be Pumiscuous girl. Pumiscuso. That's really. on rocks. Don't knock it until you try it.

No, no deal. Thanks, pumice girl. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. I want to talk about inconvenient times to find out you're being cheated on. After the story about the Melbourne influencer has come out over the weekend, she found out her fiancé was cheating on her

just before the wedding, but she's made the news because she's decided to throw a party on what would have been her wedding day. Yeah, good on her. without him. Yeah, obviously. Obviously.

Her name is Adele Petropolis. She posted over the weekend, canceled the wedding, kept the party. Thank God for my girls. Yeah, that's a good shout. Yeah, it's, I mean... Very inconvenient time, though, is it? What's the alternative you just wallow at home?

Because the wedding day would be particularly hard. It would be very hard. If you had been cheated on by the person that you thought you were about to spend the rest of your life with. Yeah. That's a great idea. She had wedding cake, but she had the cake redecorated to say,

cheaters don't get cake. It's pretty good, eh? In the lead up to her not wedding day, she also posted about breaking up with her cheating fiancé by saying, I didn't care that it was four months out from our wedding. I didn't care that it was in another country. there is part of me that will never disrespect myself

more by staying in a relationship that doesn't align with my principles and values. Good honour. Way to stand your ground. Because, I mean, I'm not going to lie, if I was in that situation, all the invites have gone out. All the deposits are paid.

All the deposits are paid. Everyone knows. Like, everyone in your immediate family, everyone on the outskirts, It's like that everyone... Everyone at your work. Everyone at your work. Like, everyone knows that you're getting married.

Also, she's an influencer. So everybody that follows you because you would have been posting in the lead up to your wedding. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like, just be so... Like, going through a breakup is one thing. Yeah.

But then, like, that's so much more out there. Are you saying you'd be tempted to go through with the wedding and just try and work things out? If it was on the day, I would go through with the wedding. if I found out on the day. Yeah. Like, and everyone is there. Oh, can you imagine?

But no, I would never go through with it. Like, especially four months out, nah. No. I guess you just have to grit your teeth and bear it. Oh, that one about finding out on the day is such an interesting one. Like, what do you do if you find out? I don't know if I could, eh? Relationships can recover from cheating,

but it's just such a kick in the guts. Okay, especially when you're about to get. get married. Let's roll play. So it's our wedding day, right? It's our wedding day. And obviously you're not meant to see the bride before the wedding. But I've come to your room. Oh, okay. Hang on, boys. I've got to go and get us. Babe, babe. Oh, what are you doing here? Don't, you need to come out here. We need to have conversations. We need to see each other. It's bad luck. Trust me. It doesn't matter at this point. You need to come and talk to me. Hey, boys, I'll be back in a minute. Hey, what's up? What's up, babe? What's up? Are you going to comment on how I look?

I'm trying to keep my eyes closed. I'm not looking at you. Oh, okay. Well, look, I thought I could do this. I thought I could get married to you today. But I need to tell you something before we go through with this. You know your brother? Yeah, he's in, yeah.

David, he's in there. I hooked up with David. You know your dad? David Senior. Yeah. What about him? I hooked up with him too. Babe, babe.

You know your mum. Davina? Yeah, your mum and I are dating. Babe! But you're pregnant with baby David. Yeah, that's David's seniors. No, wedding's off. I think the wedding's all faith.

I could have dealt with the brother. I could have dealt with the dad. I will not stand for any wife of mine sleeping with my mother. That's where I draw the line. I want to talk to people who found out that they were getting cheated on at a really inconvenient time Again, obviously there is no convenient time

But what was the time that was worse than others? Like did you find out on the day of a funeral Of a friend or family member? About the day you found out you were pregnant The day you found out you were pregnant Did you find out the day that you went into labour That someone was cheating on you? Did you find out the day that you lost your job

that you were also getting cheated on? You're not ideal. But you can share it with us. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. The Melbourne influencer who made the news over the weekend for having a party on the day that she was meant to get married, but found out just before the wedding that her partner was a cheater. Very inconvenient time. You asked the question if you found out on the day, would you go through with it?

And someone texted and said, if I found out on the day that my partner was cheating, I would stay quiet until we got to the do you take such and such to be your lawful wedded partner bit and then I'd say hell no in front of everyone Whoa look out

Hell nah Someone text to I reckon it seems cooler in your head Than it would in the moment Someone texts through and said I got cheated on four months out from our wedding I went through with the wedding And then divorced her later

Okay So like you said, like we were talking about Yeah There'd be part of you that wants to save face Because the invites have gone out So awkward Man, that's expensive though It's a very expensive decision

Because I'm sure it's cheaper to cancel a wedding Than it is to go through with a wedding I'd say so Plus a divorce Like a divorce costs a lot of money Uh Hannah's here Hi Hannah

Hi Hannah Hi Hi, hi how are you Hi we're good We want to know about the inconvenient time You found out you were being cheated on I found out I was being cheated on two days after my partner of two years proposed to me That does not make any sense

What, say again So I was with someone for two years Yep And then he proposed to me And then two days after he proposed to me I found out he was cheating on me for a year and a half What the hell? Wow

Yeah and this is literally like the start of October just gone Oh, so this is fresh, Hannah. Oh, yeah, fresh. And the main person he cheated on me with, I'm very good friends with her now. She's absolutely lovely. What now are you friends with her? You weren't friends with her before?

No, I didn't know her before. I got a hey girl message. Oh, wow. So someone messaged you, one of the other girls message you and said, hey, I don't know if you know this is going on, but he's cheating on you. Funny story. Her friend actually messaged me

because she said I'm sick of him doing this to people. He's done this so many times. He's actually with my friend, and I asked if I could talk to the friend. She turned up to my house with a bottle of wine. Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah.

Did you both? Yeah. This might be a stupid question. Did you both stop seeing this guy? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Did you have any, like, gut feeling that something was going on, Hannah? I did, and this is why I always say never, ever, ever ignore.

that got feeling. You don't need proof before you leave. You know what you know. Yeah, true that. Hey, sorry you went through that, Hannah. Yeah, that's awful. Sounds like you made a friend, though, you know? You made a friend out of it.

I've made a new friend, and honestly, I'm so much better off now. Yeah, you dodged a big bullet. Trauma bonding is a powerful thing, eh? You've been through the same thing. You've been through the same person. Honestly, she's an amazing woman. I mean, I can see why you like to. Maybe you and her will end up together.

That's a movie plot line This one's quite interesting They said someone I know Found out four weeks after they got married Turns out the person they were cheating with Was also at the wedding Oh, that would make you feel so shit That's wild

To look back on those pictures Yeah With that new information Found out he was cheating Just after we'd bought our house That's inconvenient These are inconvenient times to find out You'd been cheated on

I found out my ex-husband was cheating on me right before an extended family weekend holiday away. I then had to pretend, oh, weekend, nothing had happened or was wrong. That was pretty inconvenient, lull. That sounds awful. I found out a week before our one-year anniversary, weeks before I planned to move in. Well, unless you hadn't moved in. Yeah.

I hope you didn't give a notice at your flat. That's a blessing. Someone else said, I found out on my birthday the same day that my granddad died, and we had a newborn. No! God, that's the trilogy. I found out they were cheating while I was at the airport

waiting to board my flight to go and surprise them. Yeah, not ideal. You can still not get on the flight, I wouldn't. What about this? I found out that my dad was cheating on my mum a couple of months before my wedding. They pulled it together and worked it out for the wedding and six months later, I then uncovered the full of

and exposed it to the whole family. That's wild. That's crazy. There's some out of it once. There's some, oh, my God. Someone said, I got dumped the day that I lost my job. Lord, the drunken cry that I had that night. Yeah.

I got a new job in a vibrator so life goes on. That's brilliant. My sister found out her partner of six years was cheating on her when she was eight months pregnant to him. Oh, man. That's awful. What about this? I had recently found out that I had cancer

and also found out that my husband slept with this slag from his work. That's not ideal. God, remember the word slag? Slag. God, I haven't heard that word in such a long time. They're allowed to use that word. Yeah, they are in that situation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for your inconvenient cheating stories, guys. Tomorrow we're going to do what's the most convenient time you found someone was cheating on you. I don't know if we'll get many calls on that. Time for birthday bag. Let's do it.

Your number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure it out. And then we'll play our favourite one. This is a bit of a special one today. We'll go to Shannon first. Hi, Shannon. Hi, how you going? We're good.

We've heard it's your birthday today. It sure is. Happy. Bloody birthday, Shannon. Thank you. You wouldn't believe this, but we received a call from someone else today whose birthday is also today, and it's the same year as well. Michelle, are you there? Hi, Michelle.

Yeah, I am. Hi, guys. Same day, same year. Birthday twins that have called through on the same day. What are the chances? I don't know. Surely we both win, then. You both win.

You definitely, you play as a team and you will win as a team. We can do you both at the same time because it's going to be the same song. Yes, correct. Sounds good. Your birthday, the year, Shannon, what is the year? 1989. And that's the same as yours, Michelle? Yes, it is.

Okay, great. That means you were both 16 in 2005. And on the 3rd of December 2005, this was number one. Oh, it's a double hump. Shit. That's so good. Alice, the camel had two humps. Yeah.

It's fitting. Your lovely lady lumps, girls. Hey, happy birthday. Wait there. You could be our birthday banger winners, okay? Yeah, no worry. Yeah, the Bob Girls, it's a good one. Good, two birds won so.

We've never done that before. Let's go to Daisy May. Hi, Daisy May. Hi, Daisy May. Hi, how's your day been today, mate? Oh, sped out. Spent out for me lots of conservation work, put the dogs to work.

Pretty good, pretty good. When do you do your conservation work? And also, Tahi, Christchurch. Oh, beautiful. Oh, lovely. Well, thanks for your service. What is your day to birth? I'm 22nd of May 1994.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2010, Daisy May. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday baby. Bruno Mars and B-O-B, nothing on you. No, I can't compete with the first thing else. You can't compete with the first one, you reckon. You'd rather some humps than Bruno Mars.

Yeah, and it's her birthday. Yeah. And it's hump day. Daisy May, she knows. Yeah, she knows where it's at. Okay, wait there, Daisy May. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Lauren, whose birthday's tomorrow.

Hey, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello. Have you got a big birthday tomorrow? Yeah, my boyfriend's for gossip batch and all my closest friends are coming with their children. It's the big 3-0, isn't it, Lauren? Yeah, I'm turning.

And 30. Very cool. A big 30 tomorrow. Hey, good year. You're 30th. And then it's all downhill after that. But enjoy tomorrow, though, Lauren. It'll be a ripper.

Hey, that means you must have the birthday 4th of December 1995, which means you were 16 and 2011. And Lauren, here's your birthday bagger. You can't go wrong. It's iconic. Biggest song of 2011, I'd say. Best song of 2011. Yeah. You into it, Lauren?

Yeah. Okay. I don't know as good as my humps, though. Oh, Lauren, you're a fan of the humps, too. I'm glad you understand. So I'm going to say, happy birthday to you for tomorrow. Happy 30th for tomorrow, Lauren. And we'll let you go because I think we agree.

It's Shannon and Michelle, the double humpers. Hey, do. We're who. The double humpers. Lovely lady. lumps on hump day. Yeah, girls. Have you had any drinks yet?

Not yet. Going home to do that. So it's dry hump so far. Oh, yeah. Dry hump day so far. Well, well, I, um... Clint's lost for words, girls. You're so outnumbered.

There's too many humps in his face. Well, uh, hump, hump this, girls. What the hell? Made it weird. Hey, girls, have a great. A great birthday today, right? Thank you so much. Thanks for nice, guys.

Bye. All that junk inside your trunk. Z. It's a break, make, make, make you work. Make you work, make you work. How weird is the line what you're going to do with all that breast, all that breast inside your shirt? It's a different time, wasn't it? It was a good time.

It was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take me back to two. What was it? 2005? 2005. That's the double humper today for Shannon and Michelle, who just so happened to both call through today on their birthdays,

which just so happened to be the same year. So we were able to do both of their birthday bangers for them at the same time, and it's my hump's black eyepiece. No regrets on that. Next on the show. Never regret a hump, you know? Oh, no. Oh, I've regretted a few months.

Yeah, I was going to say, never? A couple of dry hump. I definitely regret. Carpet, boo. Yeah. Dead is Franklin. Summer's on the way, Slip, Slop, Slop, Slap and Wrap.

And also get a skin check is the right advice, isn't it? It is. It's advice I should have taken years ago. I've never kind of got around to it. I've been getting my skin checked for, oh, 10 years now, I reckon. Have you? Regularly? Yeah, once a year.

Sometimes I've missed a year, so maybe once every two years. That's so good. Yeah. I've never done it. But I'm, oh no, actually, we're probably about the same paleness. I'm pale. Yeah, we're both pale. Yeah, the skin is about as Irish as it gets, mine.

But there was an email that went around work saying there was someone from the skin clinic coming in to work to do a full body skin check here at work. So there's really no excuse. Oh, that sounds awesome. Where could I sign up? So today I went to a small room upstairs at our building. And our building is big, by the way. It's not just ZDM. There's about seven radio stations.

There's the New Zealand Herald. There's News Talk ZB. There's a lot of people that work here. There's a lot of people. So you go on this list. You get given a time. And then you go to the wellness room. And you go in.

Doesn't that have glass windows? Frosted. Oh, I don't like it. Heavily frosted. Like you would be able to see a silhouette of a person through it. Anyway, I go in there and there's a wonderful woman. wonderful South African woman in there and she goes

I have a seat I'll explain the process Did you think she was hot? That's unprofessional Brie Okay No it's unprofessional for her to say If she thought you were hot I tried to desexualise the entire process

Which is the right thing to do That is the right thing to do And then she said Okay stand up and take all your clothes off Like down to your knickers So she said leave your undies on Did she? Yeah

Oh but she'd have to check though So I'm standing there Full nude except my boxes And I'd take him up even my watch and my hat, my shoes and socks, it's all off. That's not a big deal for the men. She's looking over my body. She's looking over my phalanjis.

She's going up and down with this, like, microscope, not microscope. What'd she need the microscope for? My micro-moles, thank you very much. A magnifying glass. She's looking at my bits. And then she's like, turn around, she's doing my back. And the whole time I'm going, am I going to have to take my undies off at work? She was waiting till the end.

Am I going to have to get my junk out? out in the workplace. If you've just joined us, you heard correct. Yeah. I was getting a mole map done at work. She went down my back and she got to my lower half and she goes, do you mind if I have a look at your bottom? And she said bottom.

And I go, yeah, okay. So pulled my boxes down over my bottom. And oh, she had a look and she goes, oh, no, all good there. Pop them back up. Oh, this sounds so awkward. She comes around to the front and she goes down my body and then she skipped the party zone and went straight to the legs, the legs, and then she just goes, okay, you can put your clothes back on.

And honestly, I let out the biggest sigh of relief. I was like, oh, my God. What if you've got a, what if you've got a mole on your peas and carrots though? What if I've got a dick melanoma? Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I guess I'll just have to take the chance.

Take the risk. Yeah, because, oh. There's not. Because it was twofold. I was like, one, I don't want her, because it's very close. They're looking up very close. You know the worst part.

And I don't want you to put your magnifying glass on that. You know the worst part. And I don't know if, because, I mean, I've had quite a few of these down over the years. This is my first one. This is why it's interesting to me. Did she take photos? Yeah, she took a couple of photos.

So I remember the first time I got this. done. And I would have been pretty young, you know, and I felt very uncomfortable and they're taking photos. And I've got quite a lot of freckles. And then right at the end, I remember asking, I said, hey, where are the photos going? Good question. You know? Yeah. And she goes, I'm just going to send them through to your GP. And I was like, without a warning. I said, an unsolicited, an unsolicited news. I said to this woman, I was like, my GP, is the same GP I've had since I was born. He's my family GP.

I don't want you sending random nudes of me to my family GP. He comes over on Christmas Day sometimes to our house. But again, Bree, you're sexualising it, okay? It's a medical, it's a, it's a, it's a medical. I don't give a shit if it's medical. It's a medical moment. I don't want those photos of me circulating. It's a medical moment.

Around all the GPs. Which is what I kept telling my, as I stood there completely naked, one piece of frosted glass between me and the entire News Talk, ZB, newsroom. Imagine Mike Hosking just comes up trying to see through the frosted glass.

Who's in there? Oh, I think that might be Glit Roberts. Clint from Z&M's nude in the workplace. What a scoop! Z&M's Brain and Clint. Look, it's not easy coming up with a new game for this show. Yeah, that's why we're still doing the one second song challenge. Hey, I still like that game.

other games that could go though um but i feel like i may have stumbled across a new idea okay and look i'm not going to say it's a definite yeah but i have come up with this idea which potentially could be a new game for the brain clincher right um now what i do know uh because we're going to workshop it we're going to play it for the very first time right here right now yeah and i want people's feedback 9-696 if you like it if you think it should come back for another go yeah keep it or been at yeah um big part of of pitching a new game on this show, I know, is the name. Huge part.

Huge part. You need a catchy name or else it's dead in the water. Okay? So if you've got the, I've got a little opener here. Welcome to Bree's new game for the Bree and Clint show. I like to call this Stars Behind Bars. Okay. So far so good.

So far so good. So essentially the idea for the game goes. is I'm going to give you a celebrity and you have to tell me what you believe that celebrity has been arrested for. Ooh, I like this. Yep.

Okay? Mm-hmm. Let's start pretty simple. Some people in this room should know this. What was Hugh Grant arrested for? I feel like it was driving related. No, it was car related. He was in a car with a,

Lady of the Night. Correct. Otherwise known as lewd conduct, I'll give you the point. In 1995. Soliciting or whatever it is. He found a pretty woman. In 1995, the British heartthrob was arrested

after being discovered by police in a car, receiving things from other people. Yeah, they were doing the things. They were doing the things. Clint gets a point. Are we ready to move on to the next? Yes. Next celebrity.

What was Robert Downey Jr.? arrested for? Clint? Yes. Drugs. Correct. Possession of various drugs including cocaine, heroin and marijuana.

Because he had a whole rehab stint before he came back as Iron Man. Yeah. Yeah. He turned it around, didn't he? Big time. Good on him. Okay, next up.

Clint's so far in the lead. You need this one, girls, to stop him. What did Paris Hilton get arrested for? Yes, Claudia. Public intoxication. No. I don't know. Clint.

There's a few things, I will say, but if you can get one, I'll give it to you. Possession. Of? Drugs. Cocaine. Correct. What the? D-U-I possession of marijuana cocaine and obstructing an officer back in 2006.

Wow, the whole lot. The whole lot. big three. That means you win. Yeah. You got all three. You know your celebrity arrests. What was Clint Roberts arrested for? Don't answer, don't answer.

Legally we can't say. No, legally we cannot say in this time slot. Anyway, that's stars behind bars. It might be back, it may not. I like it. My big concern is that you run out of stars. Oh, mate, plenty of people have been arrested. Really? Yeah, there's heaps. Big back catalogue.

Okay, great. I like it. 696. Would you like to hear stars behind bars again? Yeah, let us know. Brian Clint, has this guy been arrested, Justin Bieber? Yes. He has, hasn't he? D-Y. Oh, there you go. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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