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Episode Date: February 3, 2025Dish of the Nation: Round 1. Words you pronounced wrong. Clint was done dirty by his new technology. This made Bree feel really old. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...ion.
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3pm. Bree, Clint
They're all you can't stand 3pm. Brie and Clint.
ZM's Brie and Clint.
Cut everybody, Brie and Clint,
where I've just torn Brie away from the Grammys where you were watching Chapel Rowan perform.
Yeah, she just performed live at the Grammys.
Pink Pony Club.
God, solid performance.
Amazing.
Full stage show.
Yeah, full stage show, full production.
Giant pink pony.
Sounded spot on. Yeah. Like, very, very good. Giant pink pony. Sounded spot on.
Yeah.
Like very, very good.
How do you beat the nerves on something like that?
I just don't understand.
The awards show ones always fascinate me
because they've got to sit out in the crowd with everybody else
and smile for the camera and wave,
and then at a drop of a hat they've got to go backstage
and then be the show.
It's the most terrifying thing ever to perform in front of all your peers.
You know, all the most famous musicians
in the world are right there watching you.
But yeah, she killed it.
Claudia, what is this you've got for us?
Is this the full Pink Pony Club performance?
This is the bit.
This is the bit.
Go a little bit.
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh, mama I'm just fine Sounds spot on, doesn't it?
How do we get an invite to the Grammys?
Dean McCarthy, our...
What's that segment called again that we do?
The latest.
The latest reporter.
He gets to go to the Grammys sometimes.
We'll catch up with him before four o'clock.
Kanye West has been kicked out of the Grammys,
so there's lots of goss there to go over.
Today's a big day for the Bree and Clint show, though,
because we have just launched in our Instagram story.
Oh, my God, I can't wait to vote.
The first round of Dish of the Nation.
Are we allowed to vote?
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, good.
I just wanted to check.
Yeah, you can vote, too,
if you go to our Instagram story, at Bree and Clint.
The first round of 16 dishes
is going head to head, so eight battles
today, eight battles tomorrow.
For context, I believe,
what is the very first
battle, Producer Ella?
The very first battle on Dish
of the Nation. It's up. We've got
pies and Cheerios with tomato sauce.
Pies versus Cheerios with tomato sauce.
Here you go, baby.
Very easy to play along with this.
Just follow the Bree and Clint Instagram accounts.
Tap through, cast your votes, and I don't know.
When we get to the end of it, we'll know what the Dish of the Nation is.
We're not putting a time frame on it.
We are not.
And also, I don't want any complaining if you haven't voted. Exactly right.
If you don't vote then you don't get a say.
Easy peasy. First though
tradie versus lady. Who's
keen? 0800 dial ZM.
We need a lady and a tradie
to go head to head for 50
bucks cash next. Scores
are level. Five all.
Brie and Clint. Brie and I have just cast
our votes in round one of Dish of the Nation,
and it's very interesting.
It's very early.
It's only been up for 10 minutes, but some of the percentages are quite telling.
Yeah, some are really, like, doing well out in front early.
Let me just say, if you're a hangi person
and you think the hangi should be the Dish of the Nation,
you need to go and vote.
Yeah, the hangi's in trouble right now.
The humble hangi is not doing well.
So at Bree and Clint on Instagram,
if you want to help us pick the dish of the nation.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
It's Tradie vs Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
We're all tied up in this series of tradie versus lady.
Five wins apiece.
Our lady today is calling from Auckland.
She's 40 and she is a mother of three who loves baking.
Welcome to the show, Trish.
G'day, Trish.
What's your best thing you can bake
and do you think it should be the dish of the nation?
I can make a lot of things.
Okay.
But I'm not sure.
Do you do a good carrot cake?
Yes.
What about a pav?
That's in the running for Dish of the Nation.
Yes.
Yeah.
Trish is like, that's not even a challenge for me.
Come on, guys, give me a challenge.
You're taking on our tradie from Mochueca, the 21,
and they shot a 44 in golf and their ginger.
Welcome to the show, Cameron.
Shut on.
There is a whole lot rolled into your fact, and we love it, Cameron.
What are you more proud of, the 44 in golf or the ginger?
Definitely being ginger.
Yeah, you've got to be.
Did you put the ginger bit in there because that's your handicap?
Yeah, that is my handicap. Yeah, you've got to be. Did you put the ginger bit in there because that's your handicap? Yeah, that is my handicap.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
All right, Cameron, the ginger golfer, your buzz is tradie.
Trish, the baker from Tamaki Makoto, your lady,
the first to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash
and put their team in the lead.
Here we go.
Good luck to everyone involved.
Question number one, the Grammys are literally on as we speak.
Name one of the musicians that is nominated for Album of the Year.
Trey D.
Yes, Cameron.
Billie Eilish.
Well done.
Yes, she is nominated for Album of the Year.
Also would have accepted people like Chaperone, Taylor Swift,
Charli XCX, Andre 3000, Sabrina Carpenter, et cetera, et cetera.
Okay, one to the tradies.
Question number two.
It's already February.
That's right.
How many days does February have this year?
Tradie.
Lady.
Yes, Cameron?
30.
Fun fact, February never has 30 days.
So you were never going to get that right.
Trish?
28.
Well done.
28 indeed.
2024 was a leap year, so it had 29.
There you go.
One a piece, question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Trade eggs.
Yes, Cam.
Sabrina Carpenter.
Nice, Cameron.
God, he's all over the music questions.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Name a third ingredient in a bacon and egg pie after bacon and egg.
Lady.
Trish, this is your question, mate.
Yes.
Pastry.
Pastry, yeah, we'll take it.
Well done.
Here we go.
We're all tied up.
Here comes question number five.
If you were born on August the 13th, what star sign are you?
Virgo, Capricorn or a Leo?
Yes, Trish, for the win.
Leo.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's a lady.
What a game to start the week.
That felt tense.
Cameron, great effort, mate.
My daughter was born on 13th of August.
You're kidding me.
Oh, what are the chances?
Are you joking?
Yeah. It was meant to be. No. God, I are the chances? Are you joking? Yeah.
No.
God, I'm lucky, Cam.
You played well.
The old ginger handicap gets you again, Cam.
Yeah, that's a bugger.
Bugger.
Call back any time.
Trish, 50 bucks coming your way.
Congratulations.
Awesome.
Thank you, guys.
Ladies, go up 5-6.
Bree and Clint.
Dish of the Nation kicks off today.
Bree and Clint's Dish of the Nation. off today. Brian Clint's Dish of the Nation.
It's already kicked off, hasn't it?
It's been up for 21 minutes.
It's our humble quest to find and label the official dish of Aotearoa New Zealand
because we don't really have one.
We don't have a plate of food that you go, this is our meal.
There was no dish that everyone has agreed on ever.
So we thought we can do that.
We can facilitate this for the people.
It doesn't mean that we're lacking in national dishes of cultural significance.
No.
But we don't have one supreme dish.
No, there's not one dish that we've all agreed on.
So we narrowed it down to an enormous list of 32 dishes last week.
And today, the first 16 of those dishes have gone head to head.
Should we go through the battles as they stand?
Yes, let's go through them.
You can vote on these on the Bree and Clint Instagram page in our story.
It's very simple.
You just tap the poll.
First one is the meat pie versus Cheerios with tomato sauce.
Party sausages.
I mean, both great choices.
The meat pie surely is out in front, though.
Way out in front currently.
Yep.
With more than three quarters of the vote.
The second battle is quite controversial.
It's the hangi going up against a marmite and chip sandwich.
Marmite and chip sandwich is so far winning.
We're talking crisps chips, like not hot chips.
You know what a marmite and chip sandwich is.
Yeah.
61 to 39% in favour of the Marmite and chip sandwich.
That is quite close, considering how early
we are in the poll. It's still early.
It's just gone up. But I thought the hungy would be up there.
Yeah, same.
Battle number three of eight today is the
White Baked Fritter versus the Custard Square.
And the Custard square is out in front by
a country mile. Cleaning up
the white bait fritter. I wonder if it's because everybody
has access to a custard square.
And you can get them just whenever you want.
And not everybody has access to white bait fritters.
Probably. That would definitely come into it.
But if you're a white bait fritter person
you'll be ropable with the idea of it being
eliminated in the very first round.
But you're right.
I feel like food that's more accessible,
people probably will vote for because it's available to everyone.
Next one is Chip Buddy versus Peanut Slab.
What a great matchup.
That's a great battle.
Hot Chip Buddy, tomato sauce, white bread, butter,
chips from the fish and chip store.
I don't know if you can beat it.
It's so good.
Versus peanut slab, three quarters of the votes going in favour of the hot chip buddy.
Which, I mean, it's just a solid battle.
And poor old peanut slab is carrying the entire Whittaker's family on its back
because that's Whittaker's representative in the dish of the nation.
You know what we should have put on the list?
Meat pie with a peanut slab in it.
Delish.
That's a hybrid, though.
It is a hybrid, so it doesn't count.
There's two dishes left, two battles left.
Kiwi onion dip, which is your reduced cream and your Maggi onion soup, Max,
versus fairy bread.
Kiwi onion dip by Country Mile.
At the moment.
Kiwi Onion Dip, I feel like, I'm going to say it,
will be in the finals.
It's got Kiwi in the title.
It's got Kiwi in the title.
It's so universally loved, I feel like.
But it spans generations too.
It does, yeah. And then fish and chips versus ambrosia.
And the fish and chips is taking it out.
This is the most obvious one so far.
85% of the votes so far have gone the way of fish and chips.
God.
I do like an ambrosia though, but it's not my dish of the nation.
I'd rather fish and chips over ambrosia.
Oh my God, we forgot one.
Pavlova versus Leamington.
The Pav is winning.
Pav's winning.
Yeah.
Oh my God, we forgot another one. Anotherton. The Pav is winning. Pav's winning. Yeah. Oh, my God, we've got another one.
Another one.
New Way sausage rolls,
those sausage rolls you make in your oven versus muscle fritters.
The sausage rolls got it, surely.
The sausage rolls got it by 91% over a muscle fritter.
But it comes down to they're more accessible.
Oh, totally.
You know?
Totally.
Everyone has gotten home from a big night out
and gone, I'm going to put some of those sausage rolls on.
You shouldn't, but we have.
Yeah, you shouldn't do that.
If you want to vote, at Bree and Clint on Instagram.
This is just round one.
There's another 16 dishes going head-to-head tomorrow.
We'll put those up at 3 o'clock tomorrow
once we know the results of this one.
Get invested.
Have your say from the start,
so then you can, you know,
complain or be excited when whatever wins.
Yeah, get on board.
Gracie Abrams on ZM, Brianne Clint.
She's at the Grammys.
She looks phenomenal.
She also looks as if she's going to her own wedding,
but she looks great.
That woman has a six-pack.
Yeah.
It's so, so unfair.
You're saying that with lolly cake in your mouth.
Which is not a bad thing.
No, some people just have good metabolisms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And some of us weren't born with that.
It's not anything to do with the two pieces of lolly cake.
I just like.
He had two.
Nah.
Just got here.
I'm not lolly cake shaming you.
It's my birthday on the weekend.
My birthday was on the weekend, by the way.
So I've just received what every dad loves, lolly cake andaming you. It's my birthday on the weekend. My birthday was on the weekend, by the way. So I've just received what every dad loves,
lolly cake and two pairs of fresh undies.
Yeah, God, it's good getting fresh undies.
Thanks, guys.
You're welcome.
You are welcome.
I saw an Instagram reel from HowToDad today.
He's very funny.
And I think he's hit the nail on the head this time
when it comes to signatures.
You and I have talked about signatures before.
Yeah, how we want to change our signature.
Oh, I want a new signature so bad.
But I feel like I need to hire a professional to help me change it.
I feel like you need a lawyer to change your signature.
I don't think you do, but it feels that significant.
We're not that important, mate.
No, I know, but like is it going to void all the important documents I've signed before?
Anyway, here's what How To Dad was saying about signatures today.
My signature has never, ever been close to being the same
as like a previous version of my signature.
Like my signature changes every single time I sign.
Mine is like this, right?
And the next time I do it, it looks like I've sneezed.
Next time I'm in a rush and it's completely different.
My signature changes every time.
I'm so glad someone finally said it.
I always think this when I watch that show.
It's any of those shows where they're selling collectibles
or stuff that's been signed by famous people
and they get a signature expert in to verify the signatures.
An authenticator, yeah.
An authenticator, and this guy will come in and look at the signatures
and then, like, match it up to, like, a real one and then be like,
see how the curve of – and I'd be like, God,
this guy would have a field day trying to authenticate mine.
Wouldn't work on mine.
It would never work.
Every document looks like a worse forge of the previous document.
I've given up now.
I now just try to get it in the general ballpark.
Like there's a C at the front and then there's a bunch of scribbling
and then there's a big loop that goes through it.
I feel like that's the most generic description of a signature ever.
Yeah.
Like everyone's signature is like that.
Is yours B scribble loop?
B scribble loop.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah.
Claudia, are you C Scribble Loop?
You'd be C Scribble Loop, wouldn't you, for your signature?
Mine is just like squiggle, squiggle.
Like there is nothing else.
Oh, that's nice.
That's classy.
I wonder which one of us has the best looking signature.
I know it's not me.
Ella, are you old enough to have a signature yet?
No, I'm still figuring it out.
Yeah, nice.
And mine's about to change as well.
You're going to be able to open a bank account soon.
I can't wait.
She's still learning block letters, guys. Yeah, I don't know. You'll need a signature. I don's about to change as well. You're going to be able to open a bank account soon. I can't wait. She's still learning block letters, guys.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't have my pen licence yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you need your pen licence.
There's no point signing your signature in pencil.
No, exactly.
People can just rub that out.
Next on the show,
we're going to talk about Married at First Sight Australia.
Can we just do a quick snap poll on the text machine?
Yes or no,
are you going to watch this new season of Married at First Sight Australia?
At this stage?
Yeah.
Yes.
You?
Yes.
At this stage, like, I don't know if I'll watch the whole way through,
but, yeah, I probably will start watching.
Bree's actually seen a few of the new season of maths,
so she can tell us whether it's worth watching next at ZM.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy you're having a girl.
What? I'm having a...
Brooke! Wait, wait, wait, no. I've seen your mum's on, I'm so happy you're having a girl. What? I'm having a... Brooke!
Wait, wait, wait, no.
I've seen your mum's on Saturday then.
So crazy you're adopted.
What do you mean? I'm adopted.
Did I say adopted? I mean...
Bree and Clint.
The Dish of the Nation picks are live.
Round one, the first 16 dishes are head-to-head
on the Bree and Clint Instagram story
if you'd like to go on boat.
Looks like the hangi could get knocked out. So if you're passionate
Huge for the hangi
to go in round one. I mean
I think. Big upset.
Big upset and it needs to be
fought for. So yeah go have
your say right now on the Brinkley Instagram.
You could say the hangi getting
buried. Kind of.
Couldn't you? Yeah. But we wouldn't make a
joke that lame. Ella's here. Hi,
Ella. Hi, Ella. Hey, what's up?
Have you heard of this makeup artist,
YouTuber, TikToker,
James Charles? Never heard of him.
Nah, I know who that is.
I know who that is. I haven't, but I don't watch
a lot of makeup tutorials, so.
Is it not high on your list? No, it's not in
my algorithm. Okay, shocking.
He is, well, he just recently posted a TikTok,
and it caught my attention because of the way he pronounces a certain continent.
Now, have a listen and see if you know what he's referring to.
Okay.
Do you deliver to Antarctica by chance?
Antarctica?
Does anybody deliver to Antarctica?
Antarctica.
Antarctica.
Antarctica, I think, is what he's meaning.
Antarctica.
Yes.
Is that an accent thing, though?
I think it might be an America thing.
Is it?
Is that how they say it?
I think it could be an accent thing.
In the northern hemisphere, they're close to the Arctic.
And then Antarctica is the ant of the Arctic.
What?
It's the other.
So you've got, it's like.
Huh?
It's almost like you've got pro-Arctic and ant-Arctic.
Are you joking?
Are you pulling my leg right now?
No.
No, that's why it's called Antarctica.
And I don't understand.
I said to Claudia
before off air, is Antarctica a
continent or country? Because I don't want to sound dumb on the radio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm sounding dumb on the radio.
No, you're not.
But I'm confused by what you're saying. Ant.
Antarctica. What?
Antarctica. The point of this whole
conversation was to go, what do you pronounce
incorrectly? I could be wrong
by the way. That's why I think it's called Antarctica.
Okay.
Because you've got the Arctic at the top and the Antarctic at the bottom.
I thought Iceland was up top.
No.
You guys lost me at James Charles, the makeup artist.
I'm done.
Oh, dear.
This is always fun to do, though, to ask people the words that they either were pronouncing
wrong for a long time or are still pronouncing wrong.
Like Ella last week trying to say coleslaw.
What?
What did she call it?
A cold saw.
Cold saw.
She called it a cold saw.
And the best we got after a lot of practice,
the best we got to was coleslaw.
Okay, let's test it.
What is the dish you might put on a bread roll with chicken?
Coleslaw.
Chlaw. Coleslaw. Slaw.
Coleslaw.
Careful.
Coleslaw.
I do not want coleslaw on my chicken roll.
Thank you very much.
Hold the coleslaw.
I'll just take the chicken.
Coleslaw.
I can't.
Coleslaw.
Coleslaw.
Coleslaw. Coleslaw. Coleslaw. Cole. Coleslaw.
Coleslaw.
Coleslaw.
Oh, no.
Why are you Dutch now?
It sounds like you have coleslaw in your mouth.
Yeah, Dutch is a good word.
Oh, Andrew Diles at M.
Or text to 9696 the way that you pronounce it.
But we'd love to hear you say it.
Yeah.
If you're willing to call up and tell us about it.
That's what really brings us joy.
Something you've been pronouncing wrong.
We could help you practice it.
Yeah.
Do it live on radio. Why not?
Bree and Clint.
We're talking about the words that you can't say
correctly and we've had it confirmed
Ella from someone much smarter than us that
Antarctica is the
opposite of the Arctica. That's the ant bit.
That's why they call it Antarctica.
It's the opposite of the Arctic.
It's the Antarctic.
Antarctic. Antarctic.
What?
Say it again.
We'll talk about this off air.
We'll pick it up later.
Or else we could be here for a while.
I'll draw you a diagram.
No, we'll draw you a diagram.
Okay.
Can someone draw me a diagram?
Okay.
I can draw you a diagram to our first caller.
It's straight ahead.
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, Dan.
Hey, Dan.
How are you doing?
Good, thanks.
What's the word you can't pronounce?
Oh, I've been practicing it in the car while I've been waiting.
Oh, there's a drum roll there.
Wait, hold on, Dan.
Hold on, Dan.
I'll slow it right down.
Unfathomable.
Unfathomable.
Well done.
You did not too bad, Daniel.
Not too bad.
Now say it quickly.
Say it quickly.
Yeah, if you're in the middle of a scene and you're saying,
honestly, it's unfathomable.
Unfathomable. Oh, unfathomable. Unfathomable.
Oh, unfathomable.
Yeah.
It gets out of hand.
Do you struggle with that word for when people are doing up their house?
What's the name for that, where they're putting on like a new kitchen,
their what?
A new kitchen?
Yeah.
Renovation.
You're right with renovation.
Yeah, no, it's only unfathomable.
Oh, right, okay.
I thought you might be a renovation guy.
Honestly, Dan, if you're ever looking to up your cuteness scale,
just say that in front of people and you automatically become cuter.
Or look like an idiot, either or.
Either or.
Cute idiot.
Love it.
Thanks, Dan.
Someone's just texted in and said,
the definition of irony is Clint,
the guy who says bin instead of bean, giving pronunciation advice.
I think that's an accent thing, isn't it?
Isn't that just part of my accent?
I've been saying it like that for years.
I think it's just your accent.
I think we've all been saying it like that, haven't we?
I think it's still.
I do say bin, don't I?
I do say bin.
Hey, don't put us in the same category as you.
No, your accent's different.
You're fine.
I've been round here for ages.
I've been here.
Yeah, but I've been doing this for about 20 years now.
Someone texted her and they said,
my sister is 25 and she thought hand-me-downs were hammy-downs.
Cute.
That's a bit cute.
Can I have your hammy-downs?
This one's very good.
An ex-colleague of mine for years called a fascinator a faxinator.
Faxinator's good.
That's so good.
Go to the races, pop up in your facsimile-nator.
Faxinator.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey, guys.
How are we?
We're good.
Is it you who can't say the word?
No, I'm terrible.
I cannot say it to save my life. Okay. My husband always pulls me up. When you're who can't say the word? No, I'm terrible. I cannot say it to save my life.
Okay.
My husband always pulls me out.
When you're ready, what is the word?
Renewnion.
Can you use it in a sentence for us, please, Sarah?
I'm going to my 10-year reunion.
Oh, that's so good.
Can you really try for us this time?
Really try and say it.
Yeah, like be serious.
Be serious.
Okay.
Renunion.
Even better.
Very good.
It's pretty good.
I think your way's better.
Yeah.
I think it's good.
Yeah, I honestly, for years, I thought it was Renunion.
Renunion.
And my husband's like, what are you going to?
Renunion.
It feels nicer coming out of the mouth, doesn't it?
I just actually went to my 20-year high school Renunion.
Yeah.
It feels lovely coming off the lips.
If you go to yours and you say that, Sarah, they'll be like,
did you have a stroke in the last 10 years?
Did you pass school?
Yeah.
Thank you.
That's very funny.
Drew's here.
Hi, Drew.
Hi, Drew.
Hi.
What can't your friend say?
Ciabatta.
Oh, yeah.
Ciabatta's a tricky one.
Ciabatta.
What do they say?
Cebiata.
Cebiata.
I quite like it.
Yeah.
Sounds more fancy.
Cebiata.
It's not even spelt the same.
You reckon Cebiata sounds fancier than Ciabatta?
I don't know. Cebiata. You're the same. You reckon Chabiata sounds fancier than Chabata? I don't know.
Chabiata. You're the Italian.
Is it Chabata or is it Chiavata?
I'm pretty sure it's Chabata.
Chabata. Yeah. Definitely not, just for Drew's sake, it's definitely not Chabiata?
I'm pretty sure it's not.
How would we know, though?
But how would we know, really?
Yeah, it could be.
Thanks, Drew. We appreciate it.
A friend used to say shelter belt instead of,
used to say shelter belt instead of shelter belt.
Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
Someone said, I thought full tilt was full tit.
It can be.
Yeah, full tilt and full tat.
Yeah.
Those both work. Yeah, in New Zealand, that's definitely a saying to, full tilt and full tit. Yeah. Those both work.
Yeah, in New Zealand, that's definitely the same to go full tilt or full tit.
Yeah, you go full tit.
It's different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes I go full double Ds.
That's a whole other thing altogether.
Yeah, you're a full tit.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, if you want to see what Teddy Swims wore to the Grammys,
well, you can see that on the ZM Online Instagram story right now.
I think there was a pair of togs, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
That was good, man.
It was quite good for me.
It was either that or a teddy.
Yeah.
A lingerie teddy.
What about goggles?
Yeah, throw them on.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, cool.
How many?
How many?
How many?
How many? That's a good amount. Oh, we have How many? How many? How many? How many?
That's a good amount.
Oh, we have a laugh, don't we?
We do.
Welcome to How Many, where the goal of the game is to have the most something.
And Julie, if that's you today, you will win $50 KFC chicken dollars.
Yeah, you will.
Woohoo!
So, today's topic.
Yes.
I'm just going to get straight into it.
Do it.
Today's topic, everyone, is how many Facebook friends do you have?
Ooh.
Yeah, big ooh.
Been a long time since I've added or accepted someone on Facebook.
Weirdly, I just accepted Ryan, my partner's auntie, on Facebook today.
Okay.
Haven't done that for years.
Why did you keep her waiting so long?
You wanted to make her work for a day.
Yeah, make her sweat.
She got me a bit of engagement prison. It's all about establishing dominance with the older generation on Facebook.
She got me a great prison, yeah.
So then you decided finally she can be my friend now.
Julie, we'll show you yours if you show us your...
What?
What?
Stop asking Julie to show things of hers to you.
Julie, we'll show you ours if you show us yours.
I want to distance myself from what he's saying, Julie.
Actually, Julie, I actually want to distance myself from that too.
We don't condone that behaviour, Julie.
No, no, we're not at all.
Julie, how many Facebook friends you got?
701.
Okay, you're popular.
Popular, Julie.
701.
Okay, that. 701. Okay.
So you will win this game if you have the most Facebook friends, Julie.
You have to pick a member of the Bree and Clint show.
To go head to head against.
Yep.
Claudia, Bree or me.
Uh-huh.
The person you think you've got more than, right, Ella?
Yep.
Mm.
Okay.
Oh, God.
So.
Okay.
Based on what you know about them, think about it.
Are they social?
Do they go out a lot?
Are they online?
Who do you want to go up against, Julie?
Are they Facebook?
Down a conspiracy hole on Facebook?
I love Clint.
Clint!
You reckon you've got more friends than me, Julie?
I don't know.
Me?
Okay, well, we'll put Clint last.
You put me last.
I want to know now, Brie, how many Facebook friends do you have?
Julie?
You have heaps, Brie, I bet.
I reckon.
My Facebook friends on my personal Facebook, and I don't know how.
Okay.
1,700.
Oh!
I knew it.
I knew it.
That's wild, isn't it?
She's got no standards, Julie.
That's why.
She doesn't accept anybody.
Hey, Julie, I'll take what I can get.
You know what I mean? That's all right standards, Julie. That's why. She'll just accept anybody. Hey, Julie, I'll take what I can get. You know what I mean?
Thanks, Claudia.
It's all right.
All right.
Juicer Claudia.
What about lonely old Claudia
out there?
Yeah, this game's making me
feel like a Nigel No-Mates.
I have 522.
Oh, you would have won.
You would have won
against Claudia.
Julie, you would have won
if you chose Claudia.
Dang.
Now it's just me and you.
That's all right.
You can still win.
You haven't lost yet.
Clint.
Come on, Clint.
Julie, are we Facebook friends?
No, we're not.
Oh, no.
I think the ZM page, we're free.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to be Facebook friends after this?
All right.
Depending on how many friends you have.
Julie, I have 700.
I love Julie.
I'm going to add her after this.
700 and one.
No, you don't.
Facebook friends.
No, you don't.
No.
What are the odds, Julie?
Just kidding.
I've got 796.
I just wanted to get you some KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, that's close enough.
Go on, Julie.
It's all yours.
It's close enough.
Well done. Well done, Julie. It's all yours. It's close enough. Hello.
Well done.
Well done, Julie.
Dinner's on us.
Thank you so very much, guys.
You're welcome, Julie.
You've been an abs.
Keep up my afternoon ride home laughing.
Oh, you've been a delight.
Call back any time.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, wait.
Don't hang up on me yet.
Are we going to be Facebook friends or not?
Run, Julie.
Okay, okay.
I'll add you in about two minutes. Thanks, Julie. I appreciate it. She was. Oh, thank you, Julie. Okay, okay. I'll add you in about two minutes.
Thanks, Julie.
I appreciate it.
She will.
Thank you, Clint.
I appreciate you.
No, I know being fobbed off when I hear it.
Yeah.
Julie's just being nice.
She's like, yeah, I'll add you.
Yeah, sure.
She really wanted to go.
Bree and Clint.
A lot of people talking about Grammys today,
but there's actually a bigger competition going down,
and that is the search for the Dish of the Nation.
Bree and Clint's Dish of the dish of the nation. Brian Clint's
dish of the nation.
You said it, Clint.
You said it.
It is where we are
endeavouring to find out
what is the dish
of New Zealand.
What can we all recognise
as our national dish?
So when someone comes
to this country,
we go, well,
you've got to have
the peanut slab.
You've got to have the
muscle fritters.
Exactly right.
The battles are going down in our Instagram story at the moment.
Some highlights for you are that the hangi is losing in its very first round.
Currently, it's 40% for the hangi and 60% for the marmite and chip sandwich.
That is who it's up against.
That would be an upset in the first round, I believe.
It would be.
Well, it'd be sad to lose it in the first round,
but that is the nature of the game.
You can vote on our Instagram story at the moment,
but we here have,
we're not going to pretend that we don't have personal biases
in this competition.
You know, we're not going to say
that we're coming into this completely neutral
because we're not.
Bree, you've already put her name to one dish in particular.
In fact, you put this dish forward to be in the dish of the nation.
Yeah, I just recognised it as something that is, I believe,
quite unique to this country and it's amazing,
which is real fruit ice cream.
Bloody good.
And I feel like it would be a great thing to be known around the world for it. Yeah, I quite
like that idea. Yeah, I like it. It's good.
Claudia, you're very stoic in your
choice too, aren't you? Yes, thank you. I am.
I'm backing, to the end,
the pie. The meat pie.
Handheld meat pie. I feel
like it's universal. It's not like... It's a great
pick. There's no location that owns it
around New Zealand like the cheese rolls, very
Southland. I feel like it's nationwide.
So many options.
It is a big category.
Can I say if the real fruit ice cream goes out early, which it might,
I'll probably jump on Claudia's bag.
You'll jump on team pie.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
There's plenty of room here for you, Bree.
I just think New Zealand has the best pies in the world.
Well, importantly, pie is in the first round.
It's winning.
And it's winning against Cheerios with a small bowl of tomato sauce.
It's a hollow victory, but I'll take it.
Ella, have you picked a dish to put your weight behind?
Yeah, I have.
Clint, you thought I would say fairy bread, but I've gone with...
Well, I thought it was the only vegan option.
Nah.
Fairy bread with olivani.
I thought that too.
But there's also
dried noodles, which
guys, I love them.
Don't they have chicken seasoning?
Oh, do they? Not always.
Not if you don't put it on.
Literally just raw dogging a packet
of two minute noodles. Yeah, I don't really know why
it's even in the top 10. So your pick for the
dish of the nation is, just to be clear,
unflavoured, dry two minute noodles, unflavored dry two-minute noodles.
It's a lunchbox staple.
Fair enough.
Holy hell.
Thank you.
And I haven't picked the dish yet.
Yes, what are you going to pick?
I went back and forth and I thought maybe I should go with something iconic
or something popular.
I also thought, should I try and choose something that I think will win?
And then I went, no, I have to choose something that I've always stood behind
and that I've always enjoyed and that I've been made fun of for enjoying
and standing so firmly behind.
Rub and raisin ice cream's not on there.
No, but Goody Goody Gumdrops is.
Are you picking that?
Okay.
Goody Goody Gumdrops ice cream is my pick for Dish of the Nation.
All right.
All right.
It'd look pretty on the poster.
Wouldn't it?
Very colourful.
If you want to vote, Bree and Clint on Instagram.
And a huge announcement for Dish of the Nation.
We've just had word that the Prime Minister
will be joining us on the show tomorrow
to cast his vote in Dish of the Nation.
That's right.
This is how important it is.
The Prime Minister's coming on the show to have his say.
That's not a joke.
It's not Tom Sainsbury doing an impersonation of the Prime Minister. The real. The real Christopher Luxon coming on the show to have his say. That's not a joke. It's not Tom Sainsbury doing an impersonation of the Prime Minister.
The real. The real
Christopher Luxon coming on here with us
tomorrow at 5 o'clock to put his
support behind a certain
dish of the nation. What do you reckon he
would vote for?
Looks like a hokey pokey man to me.
You reckon?
I reckon he's probably on
Ella's bandwagon. Dry noodles. Yeah, I reckon that's a bit of him. You reckon? I reckon he's probably on Ella's bandwagon. Dry noodles. You like dry
noodles? Yeah, I reckon that's a bit of him. Fairy
bread? Imagine!
He's like, I'm going with the fairy bread.
Fairy bread with margarine? Yep.
We'll get it from the man himself tomorrow. Go vote!
Otherwise you can't complain.
At Bree and Clint, it's just the
first 16 dishes, okay? There's
another 16 dishes going up tomorrow.
That's the first day today.
It's all going down.
Brie and Clint.
I had my birthday on the weekend.
Oh, did you?
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
And thank you for my presents.
And thanks for pretending to be surprised right now.
No, that's okay.
That's what we do.
I bought something not for my birthday, but it arrived on my birthday.
Ooh.
That's always a fun time.
Yeah, it was like a little present for myself.
I bought smart scales.
Smart scales?
What are they?
Those scales, bathroom scales where you stand on them
and they connect to your phone
and they've got little electric pads on them
and they send like a current up through your body
and it gives you not just a weight but it gives you a BMI.
It gives you like a bone density reading.
It gives you all kinds of different numbers. They're all a load of BS though, aren't they? it gives you a BMI. It gives you like a bone density reading. It gives you all kinds of different numbers.
They're all a load of BS, though, aren't they?
It gives you visceral fat.
You didn't actually believe.
Oh, it's a pretty reputable brand.
How much was it?
It wasn't that expensive.
It was $50 on special at JB Hi-Fi.
This is why I don't think I believe it.
No, it's legit.
It's legit.
It's legit. Okay, it's legit. It's legit. It's legit.
Okay, it's legit.
Is it?
It's got an app and everything.
Anyway, on my 38th birthday, I hopped on the scales just to check in, you know.
I don't weigh myself much.
I also don't base my entire worth off my weight, okay?
It's not that big a deal.
Hey, mate, we weren't saying that you did.
Doesn't matter.
We're not asking you to reveal what your weight is.
I am more than just a number. Okay, I am.
Mate, you
don't have to tell us.
There's this other stat that it gives you
which is your metabolic
age. Have you ever heard of metabolic
age before? I think I have
because I'm pretty sure they did all
these super intricate tests
on the Kardashians.
Oh, yeah.
And they gave them each their metabolic age.
How did they go?
Well, Khloe Kardashian, who, how old is she?
I think she's 40-something, maybe 43.
Yeah.
And she's 40 and she was the youngest metabolic age
and they said that she was 27.
27?
Yep.
Wow.
That's how fit and healthy she is.
She's doing well.
To give you some context, my wife Lucy got on the scales.
She's 39.
Okay.
Her metabolic age came in at 36.
That's good.
Pretty good, eh?
Yeah.
I hopped on the scales on my 38th birthday. And my metabolic age, according to these fancy new scales,
on my 38th birthday, I'm 40.
Oh.
On my 38th birthday, I turned 40.
Like I said to you, how do we know these things actually work?
Yeah, how do we know that they work?
How do we know?
The scales also said I was dehydrated. How does it know these things actually work? Yeah, how do we know that they work? How do we know? The scales also said I was dehydrated.
How does it know all this stuff?
Does it take like a sample of your blood from your toe?
The scales also said that I'm obese.
If you're obese, then I'm a whale.
Well, that's what I was going to ask.
Do you guys want me to bring my fancy new scales in
and do you guys want to know what your metabolic age is?
Is there any part of you that's interested in finding that out?
I would rather get kicked in the vagina than step on those scales.
What if your metabolic age says that you're 29?
I know that it's not going to say that.
Bree and Clint.
I finally got to go to a party that I have been trying to get on the guest list for the last five years.
Like, and I'm not exaggerating.
You're starting to seem personal.
And it's not, that's not normally what I'm like, is it?
No.
Normally I'm like, oh.
No, but you had FOMO for this event.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For some reason, I just, I've kept my eye on the prize.
Every year it would come around.
I'd try and get an invite.
Oh, no, not this year.
Comment on the photos from it.
Like, oh, that looked like a good time.
This looks so fun.
Oh, that looks cool.
I'd love to be there.
You know who would love to be at that?
Me.
Anyway, finally got an invite to the pals party
And can I just say, did not disappoint
Is that good? I've never been
It was fantastic
Yeah
Like such a cool set up
You've got to be famous to be there though, eh?
No, I think you can buy tickets
Oh, can you?
Yeah, I feel like there's maybe been years where you couldn't
And now you can
Okay
But anyway, fantastic event
And got to go on
saturday night with my partner yeah very fun when we turned up uh my partner and i we kind of scanned
around the party because quite a lot of people there and we were like oh i don't feel like we
don't really know anyone like we were kind of there on our own. Yeah. At the start, right?
So we were kind of, you know, hanging around.
We watched Jay Reeves get a tattoo of a pal's can on the back of his leg.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Said hello to him.
But he was obviously busy doing that.
And anyway, so we're kind of standing in this courtyard.
And at that point, so my partner and I, just for context,
we're pretty much the same age yeah right and these two
girls come over walk straight up to us and i was like oh they're coming over to say hello to us
and i was like i don't know them i was like my partner must know them these girls came up to us
and said something that has never made me feel more old in my life.
They said, straight up to my partner, oh, my God, hi, how are you?
And the look on my partner's face, she was very confused and she was like,
oh, hey.
And that's when at that point these two girls realised
that she didn't recognise them and they said,
you used to babysit us when we were kids.
And the look on my partner's face was like, oh, my God, yes,
I did when you guys were super young.
And obviously now you're grown up and you're so old
25
and
here we are
at the same party
together
at the same party
and I don't have to
babysit you
do I
they're like
can you give us
a ride home
it was such a surreal thing
I've heard teachers
talk about this
phenomenon
where you'll be like
out at a bar
oh yeah
seeing a teacher
out in public
is weird.
No, it's weirder for the teacher.
No, I'm just saying it's weird in general.
Yeah, the student that you used to teach,
like you may have taught this student at intermediate
or even primary school and then you're just at a bar
and then they come up and they're like, hey, miss.
It's me, such and such.
It's me, such and such.
I can drink now.
Can I buy you a drink?
Weird. Can I get your such and such. I can drink now. Can I buy you a drink? Weird.
Can I get your number?
No.
Definitely not.
Definitely, definitely not.
Yeah.
I thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALS at M.
What is the thing that someone said to you that made you feel old?
And it can be anything.
It can be absolutely anything.
Did you hang out with the people?
Yeah, we did.
They were lovely.
Yeah.
It was so nice.
Did your partner remember them eventually?
Oh, no, my partner did as soon as they said it.
As soon as they said that, yeah, right.
But she hadn't seen them since, like, they were like 10.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
And they're now 25.
So you change quite a lot within that time frame, don't you?
Yeah, totally.
Yeah. Oh, 100Diles you? Yeah, totally. Yeah.
0800DARLSATM1TEX9696, what's the thing that made you feel old? I remember
a friend of mine, the first time that we had Sachi
in for an interview, messaged me and she said,
oh my god, I used to babysit Will.
Yep, that'll do it.
Yep, that'll do it. Yep.
Now they're here, as adult men.
Yeah. It happened to me recently when
someone called me ma'am. Oh yeah, that happens. Yeah. I was like, don't you ma happened to me recently when someone called me ma'am.
Oh, yeah, that happens.
Yeah.
I was like, don't you ma'am me.
I ain't no ma'am.
And I was like, oh, maybe I am a ma'am.
Bree and Clint.
Went to a very cool hip party on Saturday night, the pals party.
And my partner and I, we were like, yeah, we're blending.
We're blending.
And then these young girls came over to us and went up to my partner
and were like, oh, my God, you used to babysit us.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, we're not meant to be here.
That makes me feel old.
Do you reckon calling it a cool hip party keeps you young as well?
I've always called them cool hip parties.
Then that's good.
You should keep doing that.
Yeah.
We want to know the thing that made you feel instantly old.
Hi, Ingrid.
Hi, Ingrid.
Hi, Ingrid.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
What was it?
What did someone say to you?
How dare they?
So I'm a schoolteacher, and I am at a point where I am now teaching children of people I have already taught.
No.
You've done a full lap around the sun, effectively.
Yeah.
Wow. So wait, so how many years have you been teaching for, Ingrid?
16.
Okay.
That's quite incredible.
That must be the young end.
They were like,
yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah, they were 17, 18.
Yeah.
17, 18.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, their kids
are coming through high school.
Yeah, it must be
the young end of the people.
It must be the ones
who had kids straight out of school
that you're teaching now, Ingrid.
Anything like up to like 23.
Yeah, right.
They were like, yeah, so yeah, it could still work.
That's wild to me.
It's really just concerning.
So when you do parent-teacher meetings, you can be like,
much like you when I taught you,
they have strengths and weaknesses in this area.
Just copy and paste their parents' report card.
Someone texts through and they said,
I was out one night and one of the kids I used to babysit
was trying to get with me.
I was like, nope, I used to change your nappy when you were younger.
Not happening.
Not happening.
Oh, that would be so weird.
But flattering too.
Oh, yeah, totally, but weird.
I got called iconic by a colleague for bringing my lunch in a bowl
instead of a Tupperware container.
Oh, my God, you are so iconic.
You are giving.
You are classic.
You are giving.
Bryce is here.
G'day, Bryce.
Hi, Bryce.
Yeah, g'day, mate.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, Bryce, what was it?
I was at a family wedding, and the tequila came out,
and I realised I was doing shots with a family member that was two at my wedding,
as well as a sister who was four and was our flower girl.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wow. And we my God. Wow.
And we were doing tequila shots.
That's crazy.
Did you drink them under the table, though, Bryce?
Oh, no, they did pretty well.
Yeah, I reckon they would have, yeah.
All right, thank you, mate.
That's great.
Someone said, I was talking to the chemist,
and he started with, so you're 60?
And I was like, what?
Who?
And then I laughed, and I said, oh, you're talking to me.
And he said, is that wrong?
And I said, no, I just forget that I'm 60.
I get that.
I understand that.
If you don't feel 60, because you wouldn't every day wake up
and say to yourself, I'm 60.
And then when someone points it out to you, if you...
People never feel 60, you know.
It's all like your body might be saying you're 60,
but in your mind you don't feel old and you're not in your mind.
Someone texted her and said,
as a 35-year-old explaining to like a 20-something-year-old
the National Bank little books that you wrote in for pocket money.
Oh, school banking.
Yeah.
They looked at me like I was from the 1940s.
Yeah.
We asked, what's the thing that made you feel old?
And someone said, when I joined F45,
I thought I was getting on well with the cool kids.
And after, I'd say something when we were all hanging out.
And one of them said, oh, yeah, my mum does that too.
I, yep, I feel that one.. I, yep, I feel that one.
They othered you.
I feel that one.
Yeah, they just, those young people just othered you.
My mum listens to that music, yeah.
What about this one?
My co-worker said she was going out for her sister's 18th
on the coming weekend.
I jokingly said that me and the boss would tag along.
She said they won't be going out till 12
as her sister's birthday is technically on the Sunday.
And is that too late for us to stay up?
For context, I'm 24.
Last one, someone said,
last year I was told on three separate occasions
that I would like something because I'm in my mid-30s.
I'm 25.
They do it to you on purpose.
They're jealous of you.
They're jealous of you.
That's what it is.
They're jealous of the power that you possess
and your wisdom and your beautiful wrinkles.
Jealousy makes people say crazy things.
We're just talking about before the thing that made you feel old.
Someone just sent us a late text that said,
I was dropping my kids off at school one day,
and another lady said to me,
Oh, it's so nice to see you dropping your grandkids off.
Thanks.
Oh, I'd be fuming.
Not.
I would be fuming.
What about the other guy?
He said, a new guy at work said to me, we went to the same high school.
And I said, oh, cool.
I finished in 97.
When were you there?
He said, oh, well, I was born in 2002.
So after you.
A bit after you.
Just a bit after you.
I'll be like, I can never come back here. A couple of years after you. A couple of years after you. I can never come back here.
A couple of years after you.
A couple of years after you.
I can never come back here.
I need a new job.
Also, how do you not know the person who's 20 years younger than you
would have had a different year at high school than you?
Yeah, look, I feel like...
I guess it's the way they phrase it that's more personal, eh?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
This is Birthday Banger where you tell us your birthdays.
We don't judge you for it and we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16.
Let's go to Karen.
I know $800 at him.
Kia ora, Karen.
Hi, Karen.
Hi.
How was your weekend, Karen?
It was pretty good, thank you.
How about you?
Yes, it was lovely, actually.
Good to hear.
Okay, well, all we need is your birth date.
20th of December, 1978.
Okay, that means, Karen, you were 16 in 1994.
And back on your 16th, this was at the top.
Yeah.
I love that song.
Cranberries, Zombie.
It's an absolute classic.
I can tell that you like it, Karen.
I do love it.
I do.
Got famous again in 2023 because the Irish rugby team used it as their victory song.
And then when the South African team beat them, they stole it and made it their song.
Oh, no, we beat them. We knocked them out. Anyway, it got stolen by the South Africans team beat them, they stole it and made it their song. Oh, no, we beat them.
We knocked them out.
Anyway, it got stolen by the South Africans.
Very good.
I like that.
Let's go to Sophie on 0800.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi.
What did you do for your weekend?
Some Pilates.
Are you going with the Reformer Lattes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a bit. Do you do any yoga lattes, Sophie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a bit.
Do you do any yoga latties, Sophie?
No, no, no.
Sophie, have you seen that crazy thing that people are doing,
the hot Pilates?
Yes, I want to do it.
Oh, mate.
I could not think of anything worse.
It's just sweat.
I feel like they have to get like a huge just like mop to mop the entire
floor up. I reckon you'd look like a cartoon tomato
if you did it.
That's no way to talk to Sophie. No, not
Sophie. Sophie, what
is your date of birth, mate?
17th of September 2003.
Alright, that means you were 16
in 2019
and here's your birthday banner.
Say, dance for me, dance for's your birthday banger.
Walk Out.
You like it, Soph?
No.
No.
No.
Was the most downloaded song of 2019.
Stop it.
No. No, she hates it with a passion.
Oh, no, Sophie. But if you sing it like the guy from Family Guy, she hates it with a passion. Oh no, Sophie.
But if you sing it like the guy from
Family Guy, it makes it fun.
Tish, homie, tish, homie, tish, homie.
Go out there.
That was a passionate response to that birthday banger.
Yeah, she did not like it, eh? Finally,
Anne's going to do their birthday banger. Hi, Anne.
Hi, Anne. Hi, how are ya?
Good, mate. How was your weekend?
Oh, pretty busy, pretty like hot as well, so. Yeah, it was a nice weekend. Yeah, how are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Pretty busy, pretty hot
as well. Yes, nice weekend.
Yeah, I spent time with my grandkids.
Lovely, Anne. That's good to
hear. Glad you had some good weather.
All we need is your birthday.
21st of the 2nd, 1969.
Good year, Anne.
I heard it was good. You were 16
though in 1985.
And on that day, Anne, this was at the top.
Oh, it's a bit of Brucey, Anne.
Yep.
Yeah, I love Bruce Springsteen.
He's on my playlist.
How bloody good.
What a banger, Anne.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay.
Right there.
Tough decision.
Cranberries. God, what a mix today. To hunt Right there. Tough decision. Cranberries.
What a mix today.
To Hunts Monkey, Bruce Springsteen.
What are you voting for, Clint?
Oh, look, Ross is still here.
Clint's always, I can always tell when you have a dilemma.
I have a real dilemma with these songs.
I'll just be honest, I have a real dilemma with these songs.
You do.
Because I really don't like Dance Monkey.
So don't pick it.
But then I may get castrated if I play Bruce Springsteen on ZM
So it looks like we're playing
Zombie the Cranberries
How good Karen
You've taken it out
And Karen loves it, we love it
I actually do love this song
It's a fantastic song
Don't worry mate, I'll take the brunt
Run at me Ross
Well done Karen, you're the winner of Birthday Banger
Thank you You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Thank you.
You're welcome, Karen.
In breaking news, Kendrick Lamar, not like us,
just won Song of the Year at the Grammys.
Huge.
Drake will be livid.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine being Drake right now?
Are you guys serious?
Anyway, it's not about that.
It's about Karen and her Birthday Banger,
which is the Cranberries from 94 on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
There you go.
That's not something you hear on ZM every day.
It's the winner of birthday banger today from the Cranberries.
Start calling ourselves...
Zombie.
Channel Z.
M. I like that. Start calling ourselves. Zombie. Channel Z. M.
I like that.
You're never going to regret playing that song.
And we've played it before and it is a tune.
It's fantastic.
It's a tune.
It's so good.
The Cranberries are fantastic.
Okay, we're good.
Bree and Clint.
Shock waves just rippled through the Bree and Clint studio
as the team found out that Beyonce has taken out
the Grammy for Album of the Year.
Beating Chapel, Taylor, Sabrina, Charlie.
And that might be it.
Not what you were expecting?
Not what I was expecting at all.
She won Best Country Album earlier in the night.
To be honest, I hadn't even mentioned Cowboy Carter
as an album that I thought was going to win Album of the Year.
And Billie Eilish.
Sorry, Billie Eilish was in there too.
Yeah, Billie Eilish.
Huge, huge year and Beyonce takes it out.
As Brie pointed out earlier in the show,
hopefully Beyonce in her speech thanked Beyonce.
Yeah, she would have.
She would have.
She knows what's up.
She knows what side her bread's butter.
Yeah, she does.
Yeah, she sure does.
She doesn't want to get killed by Beyonce.
Imagine.
Well, that would be a new story, wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it?
I read this interesting article which was talking about
which generations spend the most on health and fitness.
Oh, yeah.
And how much the generation, like how much it's changed.
Well, an example of that is how much of that high rocks thing
did you see in your Instagram feed over the weekend?
Oh, my God.
I've never heard of high rocks before until Friday.
And then now it's the only thing I see on my feed.
Apparently every single person that doesn't own a shirt
was doing High Rocks on the weekend.
Yeah.
I've never seen more skin in my life.
I think they were competing for a T-shirt.
Yeah.
Must have been.
That was the prize.
It's not BYO T-shirt.
No, yeah, yeah.
You have to win it.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Hey, hey, congratulations to all our High Rocks listeners.
Yes.
Yeah, congratulations.
You did a great job.
It looks super hard.
Who do you think out of, because in this study it talks about the baby boomers,
the Gen Xs, the millennials, and then the Gen Zers.
So does it count baby boomers now who are probably having
like some later in life health problems?
So baby boomers, which are those born between 1946 and 1964.
Like there's a rail to help you get up off the toilet count as?
No, I think this is just more like fitness, like exercise or, you know.
Well, not baby boomers then.
Food and that type of thing.
So on average, the baby boomers are spending around $71.74 a month
on their fitness.
Oh, good on them.
Which is good.
Gen X are spending a bit more.
They're spending $96 on their fitness a month. Good on you, Gen X.
The millennials.
And I feel like I
would have known this about us.
We're forking out $116
and 95 cents a month.
Not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
It's all those Herox
subscriptions. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Save money on shirts though. And then when it comes
to the Gen Zers, they are spending the most.
Are they?
At $117 a month.
So that's close.
It's close.
Pretty much millennials and Gen Zers are the same.
This is what I found the most interesting is people like our age group,
so millennials and older, most of the time when you ask them why they're spending that money,
like what their goals are, it's to do with like your appearance
or losing weight and that's the main answer you get.
Whereas Jen said apparently it's nearly like 50-50
that most of the time they say it's about improving their state of mind.
Mental health.
And it's for their mental health.
So there's like a shift going into that way.
Don't you hate it as a millennial when you hear the Gen Z's doing something
for the right reasons?
I know, and you're like, damn.
Why didn't we do that?
The Gen Z has got it right.
I probably would have stuck with it if I'd been doing it for that reason.
Let's be real.
Instead, you just get to winter and you're like, alright, time to get fat.
Come on, millennials.
We'd never stick with anything anyway.
No. No. We go
through waves. Oh, we'll start a new one
soon. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Like I might do High Rocks next year. Yeah, I was going to say
High Rocks I've heard. Yes, it's pretty good.
That'll do. We're out of here.
We've decided we're going home to watch Married
at First Sight. Yep. Not together. That'll do. We're out of here. We've decided we're going home to watch Married at First Sight.
Yep.
Not together.
Separate houses. Maybe we'll have a viewing party like we did for the Love Island finale that time.
Oh, yeah.
Well, the thing is we've been waiting for a reality TV show to sweep people up as much as that season of Love Island did.
Because there's no point doing it if it's not good.
I feel like you just need to remember you can get out at any point.
Of Married at First Sight?
Yes.
Because it goes for so long and you can escape.
I'm quite daunted by long TV shows with multiple episodes a week.
And this is four episodes a week.
Is it four a week?
Yeah, Monday to Thursday.
Holy smokes.
And often my issue with Married at First Sight is it's the worst people in your living room four nights a week.
Yeah, definitely.
And sometimes I don't like that energy.
Let me just say I've seen quite a few episodes already.
And there's one particular, I mean, there's quite a few people that will boil, literally boil your blood.
Like it just evokes this
emotion in you. Like you
can't get away from it and that's obviously exactly
what they're trying to do. Tim.
That's the guy. Tim
is on my
list. Well,
we'll give it a go tonight anyway. Starts tonight.
We ride at dawn.
To Tim's house dawn To Tim's house
To Tim's house
Have a great night everybody
Make sure you go and vote for Dish of the Nation
Yes
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And at three o'clock tomorrow
We'll launch the next 16 dishes
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So go vote right now at
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He's coming on the show to discuss it. That's how
big of a deal this is. We're crowning
the dish of the nation, people.
See you then. Brian Clint. Bye.
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