ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd February 2026

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. Zidim's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. Yo, let's go. I think I'm going to chew in a dream last month. Green's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Boy, we've been on a journey to get to you today.

We really have. We've been on multiple flights. There's been attempted landings. There's been fog delays And we've been switched to plane to plane to plane But we're here Only a tiny bit of complaining too Only tiny bit

Really good attitude I thought I thought we've had Yeah pretty good attitudes throughout the whole thing We met Minister for the South Island James Miga at the airport He came over and introduced himself And he said hey thanks for coming to Timaru And we said hey our pleasure

Thanks for having us Yeah thanks for growing the potatoes That go into our heartland potato chip Anyway we're on the plane And the plane tries to let us in Wellington and then the plane has to pull out of landing and he goes, this is not good guys. I was like, oh, how do you know? And he goes, I'm also the Minister for Aviation. I said, well, can you sort this shit out then? And he goes, no, I can't.

Can you not say that around me, a nervous flyer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeez. Anyway, shout out to Air New Zealand who got us home. Yes, they did a fantastic job. We got diverted to Bree's favourite city in New Zealand, Palmerston North. And we didn't have time to go see Rupol's drag race down under winner Spanky Jackson. No, there was no time.

We're going to have to go back this year. There are about five flights that got diverted to Palmister North and God bless the ground crew at Palmerston North, but they were having a bad day. They were freaking out. They're like, we've never had this many planes here at once. Said to them, hey, is our plane boarding it?

And they said, we don't know. There's like five planes out there. Okay, guys, it's all good. We'll go have a coffee. Don't worry about it. But they sorted it. And we're here. And we're back, baby.

We weren't going to miss this show. Never. We got too much on. Not the Brian Clint show. We will get you in the draw for Harry Styles today when we play Harry Styles, obviously. We'll put someone in the draw to go to Sydney for the Wuthering Heights premiere. That's next week. You go to Sydney next week for that trip if you win it.

That's exciting. That's going to be a hell of the trip. That's going to happen before 4 o'clock. You're going to hear the Heathcliff. Heathcliff. And when you do, first one through gets Wuthering Heights tickets. and they're in the draw for the trip to Sydney to see Margo and Jacob. So be listening out for that.

But right now we're going to kick it off with Trady versus Lady. That's right, $50 up for grabs. You know the drill. If you want to play, call now, 0800 dial Z-M. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Here we go.

The Trades and the ladies going head to head. I believe the ladies picked up the win yesterday, which brings the score to six six. six even. Really? I think so. Yeah, okay. That's right.

The score on the board is right. I think the score on the board is right. Six-five. The ladies can go six-six today with a win. Gotcha. I'm getting ahead of myself. Our lady, charged with that task, is from Wellington. She's 40 and she collects crystals.

Welcome to the show, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi. What's your most expensive crystal? Um, all around at that same price. I just get little ones. Yeah.

Do you put them out under the full moon to charge? No. No. I just cleaned some of the ones that I have water. Here's a fun fact for you, Susan. On one of the seasons of Treasure Island, we had the Stones of Power, which were actually, I believe, an obsidian crystal.

And I stole one of them, and it's at my house. It's worth about 80 bucks. Really? Yeah, it's a real big crystal. Don't let Susan see. It should be all over it. Yeah, you'll take... You stay back, Susan.

Our trading today, Orchard from Wellington, he's 54, and he's got a PhD in Dair Jokes. Welcome to the show, Shane. Gidey, Shane. You know I'm going to ask you for your best dad joke now. Oh, I don't know about the best one, but what did the grape say when I got stepped on? What? What? What did the grape say when I got stepped on?

Nothing. I just let out a little wine. It's good. It's good. Good. Shane, your buzzer is Trady. Susan, lady, first of three correct answers, gets the $50 cash price from KFC.

Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one, the Bree and Clint Chip launches next Friday with Heartland. What vegetable have we been harvesting in Timaru for the chips? Yes, Susan. Potato. Potatoes. Potatoes is correct.

Well done. You're on the board. Boil em, mash him, stick them in a stew. In my opinion. The ultimate. It's a Lord of the Rings reference. Oh, is it? Yeah.

Yeah, I knew that. Definitely knew that. One point, ladies. Question number two, in the Harry Potter universe, what is a muggle? Trudy? Yes, Shane? A human. Yeah.

Someone who doesn't have magic, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, we'll accept that. Someone born into a non-magical family that has no magical ability, i.e. a human. Okay, we move on to question number three. Who won a Grammy for this song yesterday? Anyone know her name?

She's very young. They call her Lola. She's Lola and she's very young. Lola Young is what we were looking for. No points there. That's okay. We move on. We're still won a piece. Question number four. Speaking of the Grammys, Stephen Spielberg became the most recent E-GOT winner yesterday. Name a Spielberg film. Trudy. Yes, Shane.

Jurassic Park. I mean, the list goes on and on. E.T. Indiana Jones, Jaws, Shinla's Liss. Two to the Trades, one to the ladies. Question number five. Which famous artist cut off his own ear? Lady. Susan. Susan.

Ben-go's right? Well done. We're all tied up here in the six. What a game. This is for the win. What is the name of the Jacob Allorty and Margot Robby movie that comes out? Yes, Shane. Shane. It is called. Three, two, one.

Susan? Susan, steal it? Oh, God. Brother in high. She's gone. Sorry to hurry you along there, Shane. In a tie-brate situation, we have to be firm, to be fair. And it was a good game.

It was a really good game. It was a fantastic game. Susan, you came out on top, taking the ladies to 6'6, and you get the 50 bucks. Oh, thank you. That'll buy you a nice. Crystal, won't it, Susan? Yeah, well.

Nice little crystal for your collection. Did you hear Shane? What? He lit out a little wine. It's a lot of the World and Clint Podcast. It's a Tuesday, which means we go looking for a Name in the Haystack. Hardest game in World Radio, I think.

Yes, it has been noted down that this is the hardest game worldwide in radio, and this is how it works. We get a random name. random business if the person with that name answers today they'll win how much? $2,800 cash goes up every week. Exactly. Goes up 50 bucks every week, which means we've been playing this for a long time with no success. You can't do the math, can you?

Um, um, hold on. 40 and 16. 56. Is this attempt number 56? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say 66. Claudia, what are you choosing?

today. I'm going to do the name today. Okay, what's the name? We're looking for Rachel. Rachel. Rachel. Well, hello there, Rachel. Thanks a lot, Rachel. Okay, I like that. I feel like there's quite a few Rachel's kicking around. The name Ross said at the aisle when he shouldn't have. That's a friend's reference, guys.

Take the Rachel. I mean Emily. Emily. Emily. Gladly. Ella, where does Rachel work? Bed bath and beyond. Bed bath and beyond. Bed Bath and Beyond. And Kitty Kitty, kitty. I can picture that.

I think Rachel does work at Bed Bath and Beyond. Oh, my goodness. Particularly in Kerry, Kerry. So please connect the call, Claudia. We're today, if Rachel from B, B, B&B. Welcome to Bed Bath and Beyond. If you're calling regarding a weird order, then please press one. For all other inquiries, please press two.

Two. Two. We're looking for Rachel. We've got a lot of money for her. I've got a good feeling today. Oh my gosh. That we're not going to get it. Makes me want to go to haberdashery, this music.

Does Bed Bath & Beyond have a haberdashery section? What's Haberdashery again? Good afternoon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Kerry, Kerry, Lisa speaking. Oh, my God. Hi, Lisa, it's Brian Clint calling from ZM. How are you? Hi, Lisa. I'm good. What can I do you for?

We were looking for someone called Rachel to answer the phone today. Does Rachel work at Bed Bath and Beyond and Kerry, Kerry? No. Oh, because if she had of, Lisa, today we would have awarded her $2,800. Well, we have no rate till I'm afraid. Bugger. Bugger.

Okay, no worries. How is business in Bedbath and Beyond Kerry, Kerry? Well, I'm busy work and pilots at the moment. So busy. Should we leave you to it? Sorry, Lisa. Okay, you guys have a great day. You too, Lisa.

See you. See you, babe. That was the politest piss off. we've ever received. So lovely. She did it in such a nice way. Didn't she? That was very classy from Lisa.

God. Lisa and Rachel. So close. Cut from the same cloth. She had a real Rachel vibe about her. She did. You can't see us, but man,

we got excited when she answered with that. I was like, this is it. This is it. With that Kerry, Carrie accent. She sounds like Rachel, but it wasn't to be.

She should have gone with Kerry. That's Claude Fogg's. Carrie from Carrie. Carrie from Carrie. I have an auntie. No, my mom's cousin's called Carrie. Does she live in Carrie, she live in Carrie.

No, cool story, That would have been a good story. It was so close. What's her favourite type of juice? Kerry, orange juice. Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll try again next week for $2,850 cash in name and a haste. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

That's brand new Tyler on ZDM. It's called Chanel. Bree's just attempting the dance at the moment. Yeah. I think I got it. I reckon we film that. I reckon it's ready for. TikTok that dance.

Put it up, I'd say. Sex appeal sells. Speaking of. We've got to loosen up the hits for that one, don't you? They'll look a bit stiff. No, no, I'm just worried you won't be able to move tomorrow. Yeah, no, I think you're right. I think you're right.

Big moment for me in the last week or so, guys. I purchased something that I've needed to purchase for a Rican 10 years. Okay. And my part was very excited. Car insurance. No, I have had car insurance. I'm a very responsible car owner. Yeah, I know you are.

I get my car service every year. Yeah. And actually, my insurance is up for renewal tomorrow. Just let it roll. You've got to get the one that just rolls. I know, but I'm quite annoyed because the one that I've been with, I think I can get a better deal. Oh, yeah.

And I've been email with them. Actually, ignore me. Shop around, girl. Shop around. Yeah, see? Like, this is the new me. Yeah. No, it's not that.

For the past, I want to say, 10 years I've needed a new pair of togs. Oh my God. And yes. We've been on this tog journey with you. You guys have. You've been there through the ups, the downs, the sagging, the stretching. Yeah, one of my first ever times hanging out with you was in your toogs.

Where was that? It was when we went to the pools in Hamilton to swim with the mermaid when we were filming videos to launch the show. And then we went to Stuart Island to swim with Great White Shogues. You saw me in my togs a lot. And then there were the togs again. And at that stage, they were quite a, I imagine they were quite a funky new pair of togs.

Since then, I've only seen you in that pair of togs. We did the hot tub time machine. In those togs? Same togs. And you'd be right. Yeah. Clint, you would be right. I've had these togs.

I calculated for roughly 12 years. That's a good, that's a good endorsement for that tog brand. Isn't it? What were they? They were, uh, Aussie brand Baku, I think is the name, B-A-K-U. Probably gone out of business by now. Well, here's the thing, is that I really struggle to find togs that fit me right.

Yeah. And I feel like a lot of ladies are with me. It's quite hard to find ones that fit your body shape. Yeah. And so I just haven't bought a new pair. But over this past summer, all the elasticity has gone, like, there is not one thread of elasticity left. in these togs. And my partner said to me,

It's time. Babe, you do not want to see what these togs look like from the back. Because I'd go into the beach. Yeah, yeah. And they were just nearly just coming straight off me. They will disintegrate at some stage too. I reckon they're close. And you don't want that to happen in the water.

You really don't. So I went on to, I just searched up the same brand. Yeah. Went onto the website. The number of, do you guys remember a couple of, the summers ago. It was before Bree went to Greece as well. And we were on this journey with her to find the perfect pair of

of togs. That's right. The number of tog websites you went on. And I don't think you found any dogs. Couldn't find any. Okay. So you go back to the Baku website? Yes. They're still in business. Okay. Found a very similar pair and I ordered them again. You've gone the same togs?

Well, they're not. They're just the same style. Different colour? Different colour. Because the other ones were predominantly black with a bit of white. Yes. What colour are these ones? These are olive green. Oh, okay. So they're quite different. Okay.

Same style, but different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, look at you. I'm so stoked, guys. I mean, hopefully the weather warms up or I'm not going to get to wear them. True. No, no, you can.

Ella, can you book the photo studio? What? For next week and we'll do a, we can do a shoot for Bree and a new to. Only if you wish speedos, Clint. No, I'm not getting new speedos. If you shave your head bald, I'll do it. Is that the price? No, wait.

The price is you have to shave your beard, mustache, and hair. I'll let you keep the eyebrows. Jeez. And I will do a swimsuit photo shoot. Can I... Do it, Clint, do it. Okay. Can I shave you?

You're not going to do that. No, I'll do it. Can I do it? No, you're not. I'll do it, yeah. Are you serious? I'll see it when I believe it. I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh, no, I'm so nervous. You won't do that. You don't have the balls. I was just calling you a lot. Oh, God, I'll get a charity on board and then you'll have to do the photo shoot. Did anyone see the new season of Maths Australia launched over in Aussie last night? Yeah, I saw a couple of my friends in Australia posting about it. It means, because I've done the research on this, we get it this Monday.

Oh, dust off your three now app. Yes, three now will be featuring Maths Australia. We're going back in. Are you going to be watching? Look, I swore off maths. Remember, we talked about it and I think I went two or three seasons. You swore off vaping when you're drinking two as well, though. Yeah, I'm a turncoat.

You know, I love to go back on my word. You never say never. Yeah, yeah, I've got to stop talking in absolutes, don't I? I think so. Because last season, I got back into maths. That's right. And I quite enjoyed it. You and I both did.

I always fall off with maths. in the back third when they're like... It gets a bit messy. And they reintroduce new couples and they're all cheating on each other. By that stage I'm a bit like... I'd have to agree. Yeah. Let me see if I can entice you with some information about this new season.

Maths Australia. Maths Australia. So there's one bride on there, which her job title is Confidence and Charisma Consultant. Okay, yeah. Her name is Julia. I can already imagine. Yep. There's also another woman that talks about how in her early 20s she moved to L.A.

And she was a playmate and went to the Playboy Mansion. Wow. A lot. How old is she now? I don't know how old she is, but her name's Gina. Okay. A retired bunny. She's paired with David.

He's an e-commerce product manager. But he's a former rap artist for 10 years. Oh, hell yeah. So that's going to be an interesting man. But the audio that's doing the rounds today is of what people are calling the new villain of this season. His name is Chris and we've got a little clip here of Chris. You see if he's the villain or you think he's quite likable. What turns you off?

Fake Dan, needy and fat people. What's going to be your red play? Almost a deal breaker. Have you got one? Overweight for me. It can be harsh, but I'm not afraid to say. I don't go down the street calling someone fat but if I have a general interest in someone

they're generally going to be like fit and healthy look it looks a massive thing They got them He sounds He sounds lovely Wait what was this as a criteria? Fake tans What was it? What turns you off?

Fake tan, needy and fat people Fake tans needy and fat people Well I'm out Yes Brian Clint. Time for the tea. This is the tea. Who is Kim Kardashian

rumored to be dating? Well, that would be none other than F1 champion Lewis Hamilton. Yeah, wow. Eight-time champion, Lewis Hamilton. Who's...

Is he eight? Eight? Six. He's more than six. Is he? He's at least seven. I think in the group it was eight. Him individually.

seven. Okay. I'll be so stokes if I got that right. Yeah, the Mercedes team together won eight times in a row. He won at seven. Seven. And the team?

I don't know about the team, but he's got seven Formula One titles. Him and... He's got more than Kim, anyway. Yeah, he's got a few more than Kim. They have been photographed, gallivanting around the UK together. They arrived in Patty

And they were side by side As they walked into a Paris hotel That's cute How old do you think Lewis Hamilton is? Louis Hamilton would be 41 41 And Kim Kardashian would be 44

Five Okay Yeah I think that'd be a cute couple Yeah Who was their last partner Was her last public partner Pete Davidson?

It was, eh? Maybe Yeah, I don't really feel like she's been rumoured to be dating anyone else till now. It'd be tough though. He's not used to having a passenger in his car, you know? Passenger Princess, nonetheless. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'd be so annoyed by having someone else in the car with them. Who did he used to date? He used to date Nicole Scherzinger. I mean, Kim and her look very similar. He's your favourite driver, isn't he? I love Lewis Hamilton. Yeah, yeah. One of my favourites.

Oh, you also like Oscar P. Astry? I don't mind Oscar. Yeah. Yeah. And Daniel Ricardo. I love Daniel Ricardo. And Carlos. Is he the real handsome one?

They're all pretty bloody handsome. They're all pretty handsome, eh? Carlos Science is the one that's bringing back Williams race. Oh, no. Who am I thinking of? Are you thinking of... The other Ferrari guy? Oh, he's...

Oh, Shalakla. Shalakla. Yeah, he's good looking too. Well, there you go. That's the T. It's just a rumour, but according to Brie, watch up for that one. Bree and Clint. I saw this post which said, tell me what the name of your boyfriend's group chat is.

It's risky. It's risky. Because I feel like those type of group chats are made for a reason. Yes. And the reason is to be inappropriate. In private. In private. In private.

In a group chat. No one's ever meant to see the name of the group chat. Otherwise, you'd post it on your story, wouldn't you? Exactly. I've been through the list and I've been. I pulled out some goodies. Not just boyfriend group chats, these ones. Okay.

Some of these are just general group chats. Let's hear them. Start out with an easy one. Someone said my boyfriend's group chat is called nudes only. The group is all dudes and there are no nudes. So shouldn't it be called dudes only? Dudes only. My boyfriend's group chat is called Look Both Ways Next Time.

One of them got hit by a car. That's awful. My boyfriend's group chat is called People with Dads and C. The group chat name was changed to that within 48 hours of Caden's dad dying. Oh. Oh, poor Caden. Caden has left the chat. Similar to that, my little sister changed our family group chat 24 hours after our mum died to It's Giving Bambi.

I like that one. You've got to laugh, right? You've got to laugh or you'll cry. Obviously, these people have a great sense of humour. My fiancée's group chat with his groomsman is called The Men I'm Gonna Groom. Far out. My fiance's group, so I did that one.

Our group chat is called two and a half men. One of the members of the group chat is trans. Waterline. Strong, independent woman. There's four men in this group chat. So again. Strong independent women. Our family group chat is called possible organ donors.

Because you're all compatible, you know? Who's going to, yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband's group chat with his mates is called the expert lubers. They are all mechanics. Okay. Okay, I was going to say that one's a bit yuck. But they're, they can get away with it. Our three-man group chat is called two fruits and a vegetable.

They're both gay and I'm in a wheelchair. Oh my God. They're allowed. They're allowed. They're allowed. We asked, what's the name of your boyfriend's group chat? Someone said, Griffin in the seven minorities. Griffin is the only white guy in the group.

And the picture is all the other men's faces edited onto the Snow White and the seven dwarves. Oh, Jesus. Griffin and the seven minorities. When I have to send a mass text at work, it goes to our group chat called turd nerds. We all work at a sewage treatment plant. I like that one. The turd nerds.

The turd nerds. Our family group chat is called our effing wonderful family. It was called our effing family. My sister made it. And then mum got upset and changed it to our wonderful family. Of course, mum did. And then my sister added the effing back on the start before Wonderful. And we all felt like that was a good.

enough compromise. I think so. Everyone's happy then. Everyone's got a little bit. A lot of text coming through on this. Yeah. Do you want to hear some of the group chat names that are coming through? Go on. Someone has texts through and said, my partner's family group chat is only fams. Only fams. That's quite good. I like it. My wife's group chat is called Dr. Phil because they only have drama with each other. That's quite good. Someone else said the group chat me and my two have is called your filthy mole because our dad would call us moles when he was pissed off with us when we were growing up that's quite good I like it oh 800 dials in or text to 966 let's keep these coming in I want to know what's the name of your group chat what's the name of

your boyfriend's group chat and if there's a story behind why we would love that to accompany the the name our group girl group chat is called bitch brigade that's it that's a group chat I want to be a part of. A solid group chat. Yeah, yeah. Woo, woo, who. Get them. A bitch for grade.

Get them on through. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. We asked, what's the name of the group chat that you're in? No one's ever really meant to know, are they? Unless they're in the group chat. It's meant to be a private thing. We need a better name for our work group chat, don't we?

Yeah. Our group chat's boring, our name. It is pretty boring. What, producer Ella reckon she came up with a good name? No, I've just been saying we need to change your name, but then you guys are like, No, it's easy to find. It's all in capital letters.

Well, it is easy to find. It is easy. But I think we change it. I think we leave it. Okay, table something. This is your big option. This is your big chance, Ella. Yeah.

What do you think the Brian Clint show group chat should be called? For some awesome. Why? Because we're four people and we're awesome. Cool. So it's called ZM Drive Show group chat. Yeah, maybe okay. We ask what's the name of the group chat?

You're in this person wants to be anonymous. We understand anonymous. God. Can't have it come out. No way. Who you are. The government will be after you. Yeah, yeah.

If we're going to get the name of the group chat, what is it? Shits and giggles. Okay, why shits and giggles? Well, because there's always, it's a camping group, so there's normally a lot of laughter, but then someone normally shits themselves by the end of it as an out as well. How many people in your group chat, anonymous? There's six different camping group families.

Wow. Wow, that's a lot of people. It's a lot of potential shish. is, isn't it? And we've made up their own merch as well. We've got key rings and logo stickers we've put on our campers

called shits and giggles. Fun. That's so fun. Fun. That's really fun. How many years have you guys been camping together? About four or five years. Oh, fun.

I want a camping group. I just don't want to camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's just texting a suggestion for the name of the Brian Clinton group chat. Oh, yes. What is it? It should be called More Jugs the Nuts.

I don't mind it. Can we call it got milk? Yeah, we can call it got milk. Have you got milk? Full cream. My group chat with my sisters is called Tinder. One sister was on Tinder and would send through all her profile pictures, etc. for us to rate.

She has now been in a relationship for three years and it comes up on my car screen and also when I'm out with friends and I get a message that just says Tinder for everyone to see. I am happily married. I quite like that. It's good. Caused the bit of gossip, you know. I was in the car with Kate the other day and a message from Tinder came up.

She's on Tinder. You know she's been married for five years. Our girl's group chat is called G string because we're all learning how to play the guitar. That's good. That's fun. This might be one of my favourites. It says we live on Pukaki Street.

Oh. And we have a group chat called Pukaki Street. Our street is an interesting one I mean it's all in the name Poo kaki Yeah Poo kaki Poo kaki Hey what did I say

No no just making sure it's Pukaki Nice and clear Poo Kaki The name of my group chat is Middle-aged S-L-U-T-S as After an angry, young, drunk girl yelled that at us in a pub

We were not insulted Middle-aged S-L-U-T-S-L-L-Els S-L-U-T-E-S. You're like spot on, and what? I really like this one. It says, my group chat is called Work sucks, let's drink.

It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Maybe you'd be a boss, sees it. That's good. Our girl group chat is called Our Cup of Tea. We're always complaining about other people, and we say they're just not our cup of tea,

but we are all each other's cup of tea. That's nice. It's nice, isn't it? It's nice, yeah. Someone said My husband's friend group chat is called Grapple my nuts. No clue why.

Interesting. Group chat of 45 plus year old woman. Our group chat is called Wise Wild Flowers. No reason. It's just because we are all friggin' incredible. Yeah, go you, wild, wise. Go off, Wise Wildflowers. Go off.

The Wise Wildflowers need some merch too, don't they? Oh, I can just picture it now. Wouldn't you like to be, Claudia, you'd like to be invited into the wise wildflowers, wouldn't you? I would love to. And I feel like they need, like, matching jackets, like the pink ladies in grease. And would just be covered in peonies. Yes. Yeah.

In lilies. Covered in what? Peonese. I'm married into the, I married into the hemer fano. Their group chat is called hemorrhoids. That's good. Brothers, our family group chat is called the alcoholic family because our bonding time is always drinking together. Yeah.

Is it weird that my family doesn't have a group chat? Is that weird? You got to start it. I actually am quite a... You're the cool young, ticky one, so you've got to start it. Am I? I don't think so. Well, your mum's not on social media, so you'd have to start a...

Does everyone have an iPhone? Because you could have a... Yes. But someone might get an Android at some stage, and then they'd be like they're out of the family. Start a WhatsApp chat. I've just realised I'm not really a part of many group chats. Aren't you? Nah.

I'm in quite a few. I think, man. Maybe because I lose interest really early and I don't add anything. You don't contribute. Yeah, I'm just kind of like, oh, too much has happened. I'm not going to read that. I can't catch up on this. My group chat with the golf lads is called, dude, where's my par?

It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. Conan Gray and Vodka Cranberry on ZM. That's the international drink of people with a UTI, isn't it? The vodka cranberry. No comment. It is. If you know, you know. Hey, welcome to Let's Get Classical,

where we go here to head with our producer Ella. We're competing on your behalf, New Zealand, to win you 50 KFC chicken dollars. We sure are. We're coming off the back of a win, and then Ella won in the first week. So this is kind of like the decider. Well, yeah, it's the tie break.

Technically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Any last words? No, but do we all agree to our bet? Luzer gets a smack bottom? Yep. I agree. So weird either.

way, sure. Yep. What do I smack you with? Where do I sign? Your choice. Yeah, yeah, your choice. I'm ready to lose now. I mean, what?

Let's play. Winners' choice. Yeah, can we please start the game? Yes, please. So the way it works, these are pop songs that have been reimagined in a classical style, and you guys. As always, the artist and the name of the songs. Yes, got it.

Bree? Yeah. Do not lose on purpose, okay? What are you talking about? Okay, here's your first song, guys. Bree. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Olivia Dean. Yes. Easy to fall in love. Yes. Close enough, right? So easy. So anyway.

Oh, it's good. It's good to go one up. It's up. I really don't want to smack bottom. Okay, one point for Team Bree and Clint here is song number two. Hello. It's not aperture Harry. It's not.

It's worth a shot. Free guess. I have nothing. Pink. So what? No. We have to try. Okay, you're all back in.

Super lonely. Yeah, it is. It sure is. Oh, Benny, super lonely. Oh, I know what the theme is. Oh, me too. Guys, there's no theme in this game. Both of those are laneway artists.

Yeah, that's just a coincidence. I just don't want to throw you off for the last song. We are at tie point and match point, whatever it's called. This is for the win. Holy. Yes, Ella. You got to be quick. I know what it is.

I know what it is. Three, two, one. I know what it is too. Ella! Ellie Golding, love me like you do.

Get in here, Ella. Come on in here. For HR reasons, I will not be performing the spank. I will perform the spank with your consent. So much. Come on.

Here you come. Jordan, as we wait for Ella to get in the studio, congratulations. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Woo-hoo. I know. I don't know.

No. No. No. Ella's just about to receive her smack bottom. Three, two, one. Thanks for backing us, Jordan. We appreciate it. No, thank you.

On you, Jordan. Dinner's on the Brian Clint show, and thanks to KFC. That was a good time. Bree really put her over her knee as well. I was like, you get down over my knee. A ZM's Brian Clint podcast. Our brand new chip with Heartland drops. Next Friday, you can come to a.

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Oh, they'll be dip. Grammys went down yesterday. Looked cool. I wouldn't know, though, because we couldn't watch it. No, it's so incredibly hard to find anywhere. There were some people here, Claudia, who were watching the Grammys. How were people here watching it? It was definitely streaming from somewhere.

Did they have an illegal stream? Probably. Bree and I tried to watch it in Timaru yesterday when we finished the show. We couldn't find it anywhere. It wasn't on YouTube. None of the performances are on YouTube. We found a couple of bootleg performances. We managed to see...

They were quite tiny, though. Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah, we saw the Justin Bieber one. He performed Yukon in his boxer shorts and socks. It was real weird. The Sabrina Carpenter performance. Yeah. That was good.

But we haven't seen Gaga. No. And we haven't seen a lot of the jokes. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is in the news today because he said he will be suing Trevor Noah for a joke that he made about him. Trevor Noah formerly of the Daily Show, comedian, South African. He's hosted the Grammys a few times.

He has. Trump has called him a pathetic, talentless comedian and a total loser. A total loser. A total loser. For one joke in particular. Of course, there was the Nikki Minaj joke. Which was very good. Where Trevor Noah said,

Nicky Minaj isn't here. She's busy at the White House. Yeah, Donald Trump and her... Figuring out who's got the biggest ass. Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's him, but Nikki says it's her. But that's not the joke that he's mad about. I haven't heard this joke yet.

We're going to play it. And you see if you think it's... Are we allowed? Well, I don't know. Claudia, is it all right to play? Yeah, it was all right. Is it as bad as what Donald Trump's claiming? I don't think so.

Okay. This is the joke that Trump will be suing Trevor Nower for. That is a Grammy that every artist wants, almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense. I mean, because Epstein's island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton. Oh, I told you it's my last year. I quite like it. Do you know why I like it?

It's multifaceted. It's multifaceted. He can't be accused of being pro-democratic. or pro-Republican because he went for both. He got both. Yep. And they were both on the island. There's all different things flying around in that joke.

Trump has said, it looks like I'll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless dope of an MC and suing him for plenty dollar sign. Oh, how much do you reckon plenty dollar sign is? Plenty dollar sign. At least. He's my favourite rapper after Thai dollar sign. Yeah, same. Yeah, yeah. Plenty dollar sign.

Damn, I should get sued for how bad that joke was. Play ZDEM's brilliant cland. I read an article today about what your bum says about you and your health. The type of bum that you have. Yeah, right. Are there different types of bum? There are different types of bum. Okay.

I wasn't aware. Well, obviously, I know there's different types of bums. Yeah, like bottom, power bottom, soft bottom. You would say that. No, I was thinking like... Hey, I didn't come up with the terms. Big one, small. One bum as big as your head.

There's four, according to this article, four bums. What are the four types? I'm interested to know what kind of bums we think we have. Okay. First bum, the round bum, also known as the bubble bum or the O-shaped bum. Yep. It's full and balanced across the top and bottom. Oh, a little bubble butt.

Yeah, I think a round bum is a bunda. Yeah. Commonly referred to as a bunda. Junk in the trunk. Number two is a heart or pear-shaped bum. Okay. It's A-shaped. So it's now.

narrower at the top and fuller at the bottom. More meteor at the bottom. Yeah. Kind of like resembles like a ball sack kind of. Yeah, I guess. That's how that's had the shape. Kind of like a hanging ball sack. More hangs low into the bottom half.

Or a pier would be the other way to describe it. Yeah. A peer bottom. I like how we described it. Okay, ball sack bottom. Number three is a square bottom. What's a square bottom? H-shaped.

That butt appears more straight from the waist to hip. with less curvature. Ah, okay. I don't understand. From waist to hip. Okay. So. There's just no shape.

It's just flat. It's just straight down. It's flat. Yeah, gotcha. Like the pencil shape. Yep. And number four is the inverted V. What's that?

Which is fuller near the top of the butt and flatter towards the bottom part. Oh, where someone's looked like they stole your bum. The bottom half of your bum. But you still have a nice bum crack shelf bit at the top, maybe. So you've got more, a more fuller. buttock up the top and then nothing towards the anos. Yeah, yeah. We need to be impartial in this because, I mean, I can't see my bum.

I don't want anyone looking at my bum. I don't want you to think I'm looking at your bum. So, Claudia, please tell us what bums we have. Do we have the round bubble butt, the heart pear-shaped ball sack butt, the square H-shaped butt or the inverted V butt. Stand up, show me. I actually don't know. I don't want to know.

Clint, you're pushing yours out. You want a bubble butt, don't you? I've always been accused of having a bit of a J-Lo booty of having a bit of junk in the trunk. Breeze is looking more like the A shape because you've got a little waist. Okay, take that. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. As long as I don't have the square one. No, I give you the ball sack one. Okay. Which means for you, generally considered healthier than central fat storage because the fat is away from your vital organs.

You've stashed it away down in your bottom of your bum. So that's good. That's positive. Plus, yours was definitely rounder. So I've got the bubble. Yeah. This shape can reflect a stronger, lower body muscles and may suggest better metabolic health compared to flatter shapes.

I do eat a lot. You sure do. I do eat a lot. Yeah, you do. I do a fast metabolism. What does it mean if I've got a hungry bump? Your shorts are too small. Because my undies go up there 24-sive.

Hungry bum. One look at you and I can't decide I got a hungry bum. According to a sexologist by the name of Georgia Grace, she says that she believes there is a brand new love language to add to the five. From a sexologist? Yes. Okay. Because what are the five?

Let's go over the five love languages if you don't already know. There's gifts. Yeah. Acts of service. Acts of service. No, it's receiving gifts. Not just gifts. Yeah, receiving gifts.

Yeah, yeah. Acts of service. Physical touch. Words of affirmation. Quality time. Quality time. That's the five. And if you don't know, everyone has two love languages that they like to receive love in that way.

Yeah. And then... Apparently. Apparently. Yeah. That's the theory. Someone just made it up. I quite like it, though.

I feel like it works. Well, the idea is the more compatible your love languages, the more compatible you are as a couple, right? No. That's not the theory. The theory is you need to figure out what your partner needs, how they receive love, and then that's what you give to them. But what if that's not my way that I like to give love?

Aren't your love languages giving and receiving predetermined? Well, is it all about you or is it about your partner? Are you telling me I need to be something that I'm not? No, I'm just saying, oh, Jesus Christ. Me, in the middle here. I get what both of you are saying. If Clint cannot, for the life of him, do quality time, which his partner wants, then maybe you shouldn't be together.

He always says how he's like, oh, I've got to spend more time with the whole ball and train. That is very funny, but if you knew my partner, you would know she wants less quality time with me. She wants the least quality time, possible. And less physical touch. Yeah, she just wants acts of service and gifts. She definitely doesn't want words of affirmation. At least she knows who she is. Yeah.

And what's yours while we're here? Can I have physical touch twice? I don't need gifts. I don't need you to spend time with me. I don't need to say anything nice to me. I just want the touch. Just please hold me. Touch my body.

I'm joking. Kind of. Well, let's talk about the sixth one according to this sexologist. This is the new one that you need to know. Yes. According to her. Sending sexy picks to each other. Okay, classic sexologist.

Cheaky picks aren't just a trend, she says. More people are embracing them as the modern love language. Sharing a spicy photo with a trusted lover or partner, always consensually can be playful, flirty, and a great way to stay connected. Cool. This sexologist doesn't live in the real world. Watch me poll the room.

I'm going to start with sending sexy pictures and messages. Okay. Who wants to do it? Ella? No. No, thank you. Absolutely not Me? Absolutely not.

Who wants to receive a sexy picture or message from their long-term partner? Ella? No. Claudia? Your relationship's still new. Yeah, that's still too new. I can see it when I get home. Bree.

Yeah. I'd rather have the... I'd actually quite like to see it. I'd rather have the live show. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, shake them tartars.

Anyway. Come down over there. So sexting. The new one is sexting. They reckon that's the sixth love language. Hello, the iCloud exists. I don't want my photo. I reckon they should...

I think if anything, the six love language is sitting next to each other on the couch, watching a TV show, both scrolling on your phone but not talking to each other. With your pyjamas on. Yeah. Isn't that just quality time? That is quality time. It is Brinclent. Let's do your birthday bangers.

Which is the number one song when you turn 16. We'll figure out three. Play our favourite. Big Bruce is going first. Gide, Bruce. Gide, Bruce. How's it going? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Yeah, it's been pretty good. Glad it's over. Yeah. I hear you, Bruce. I hear you. What is your birthday? First time.

It's cool. A long time. Wait a second. Go, Brucey. Go, Bruce. Go, we almost missed it, Bruce. Yeah. Your first time only happens once, Bruce.

And we're glad to share it with you this afternoon. Fairface 2 of April 1919. All right, that means Bruce. You were 16 in 2006, mate. And on your 16th, this was number one. Bruce. Bruce. Put to get dolls and will I am beep.

What do you reckon, Bruce? Yeah, that's good. Banger. It's on the money for me. Good man. Let's go to Jamie for a. birthday banger. Hi, Janie. Hi, Janie. Hi, Janie. How are you? Good, Janie. How are you? Yeah, I'm glad to also like Bruce to have finished work now. Oh, good, Janie. Well, let's

get you home. What is your birthday? 20th of September 1974. That means, Janie, he was 16 in 1990, and you sit back and relax, because we've done the math for you. Here's your birthday banger. Okay. John von Bon Jovi, Von Jovi, Von Bon. Father-in-law of Millie Bon, John Von Bon Jovi, Bobby Brown from Stranger Things. Are you a Bon Jovi fan, Janie? Yeah, it's pretty good. But my actual birth song's better.

My birth song's Kung Fu Fighting. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Hey, not bad. Not bad. Wait there, Janie. One more birthday banger for Jeremy this afternoon.

Hi, Jeremy. Hey guys, how's it? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, good. Just been busy at work as well. Yeah, seems to be the... We are just keeping this economy moving, aren't we? Between you, Bree, me, Janie and Bruce... I don't want to say our backs are sore.

We're going to get this country back on track. But we're bloody carrying this country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On our backs, Jeremy. On our bloody backs. What's your day to birth, Jezer? Fourth of November, 1983. All right, Jeremy. That means you was 16. in 1999, and on that very day, this was number one.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just us guys, keeping this country moving, you know. The economy? We're keeping it moving. We're keeping on moving. Luxem should talk to us, actually, because we're giving us some tips. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm biting for it. I'm voting for it. I heard that little stab. And for that, I'm going to keep. Keep on moving as well. Go. Thanks, Jeremy. You're the winner of birthday banger.

See you. See you. See ya. I'm a simpler time. He's dropped a couple of joke bombs and he's like, I'm out. 1999. It's your birthday banger Zem.

Look up today with his feeling. The better things are coming my way. ZM's brain and clint. The winner of birthday banger today for our man, Jeremy, is five and keep on moving from The country is jump jamming into that song. We've had so many people having jump jammed flashbacks when we played that. We've got a lot of people jump jamming in the car.

There's a Jump Jammer leader saying that they're jamming out. I hope they still use that song for Jump Jam. It's such a feel-good song, right? It is a perfect song. Can you imagine a bunch of kids dancing around the asphalt like that? What other songs could be in that category? I wonder what the new Jump Jam songs that they've added to the list are. Ella, I mean, I'm ashamed to say I'm actually too old for Jump Jam.

We didn't do it. What were the other big bangers in Jump Jam? The coconut one, I'm not sure what it's called. Oh, picking coconuts from the coconut chie. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah, yeah. That's a goodie. Kung Fu fighting.

Kung Fu fighting? That came up on birthday banger today. Banger. Yeah. Barbie? Barbie? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if something is that aqua.

I feel like we used to do the witch doctor. Oh, my God. I saw the witch doctor. No, me what I do. No, no, no. I used to, I signed up to be a Jump Jam leader in year six. Of course you did. Never went to any lessons.

But I jumped up on the stage, and then I went to the free lunch at the end of the year. And you're sure you're not the middle child. Yeah, I'm, I'm the oldest, swear. Was that song, My Flagboy and your flag boy sitting by the fire? Was that a jump jam song? Not that I can remember. That's fun.

embarrassing for me then. That's all right. You're just trying to be a part of it. I was just trying to be included. You'd already, you'd already graduated university when they were doing stuff to. The world has been captivated by the TV show Heated Rivalry, which they say is about ice hockey. But it's mainly about hot, steamy lovin. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You didn't tell your mum that before you said her the challenge of watching it. No, I did not. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? We set you a little task last week to watch the show that everyone is watching and talking about, heated rivalry. And you have texted me saying that you have watched an episode?

I've actually watched five episodes. You've watched five of the six episodes available. Did you go back to back to back to back, so to speak, Mum? I don't know if I'd do. use that terminology. Did you see a lot of back-to-bag, did you? Well, the thing is, Brianna, I've got a bone to pick with you guys. Careful.

Choose your words wisely here. We come in peace. But pick away. Pick away. We give you permission. It's consensual. Well, actually, to be honest, I don't think it's any worse than 50 shades of grey. I want to know your honest review, Mum, because five episodes in, you've gotten enough of the storyline, the writing, you've got all the steamy scenes.

What is your actual review on the TV show Heated Rivalry? My actual review is, I think you definitely have to be over 18, that's for sure. Yeah, that's a given. Yeah, that's a given. You know what I'm disappointed about? There's two things I'm disappointed about. I think if there wasn't so much graphic material in it, the actual storyline is really quite good.

So that's what's really drawn me into the extent that I can't wait to put the ending on to see what happens. Yeah, whatever you want to tell yourself, Marba. You like those people who say they read the Playboy magazine for the article. You're watching heated rivalry for the storyline. For the love story. But I have to tell you, I was sitting up here last night, and your father had gone away.

And I thought, oh, geez, we're into this now. So it felt so naughty that I had to go and lock the door. Yeah, girl. You were worried Dad was going to walk in on you? On me, not on me. No, on the show. You watching the show. I know what you mean.

Yeah. I want to know, have you learned anything, Mum, from watching the show? Yeah, I have actually That's been Good to know Do you mean like tips and tricks? Yeah Stuff about like pucks or

Hockey and stuff It's about ice hockey I've learned that I have to lock all the doors in the house Because your father came through the laundry door He was like a rabid dog Trying to get in there Did he come through the back door And there it is.

And I think we'll leave it there, Mum. Hey, we appreciate it. Oh, no, one more thing. Oh, yeah, yes. One more thing which was absolutely disgraceful in it. Absolutely disgraceful. Okay. Why would anyone have their socks on when they went to bed?

Oh, that's the bit that got you. That's what she's disgraced for. Everything else she's like, love it. The socks can't get my head around Well, you enjoy that last episode tonight, Mama Di Battened down the hatches Dig a moat around the house and have at it I'll send him to Warwick to get something

Yeah, sounds good Yeah Hey mum, what's, um, what's a pack of cigarettes A pack of cigarettes Hey mum, you're welcome Enjoy, okay? That's Breeze, Mum Hollanda

Mum and her review of the very steamy show, Heated Rivalry. She's hooked. It's a hockey show. Yeah, ice hockey. It's all about ice hockey. That's all you need to know. A lot of pucking. Is that nice hockey turn?

Yeah. Yeah. Of course it is. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from three on ZM.