ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd July 2024

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Safe Like a Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack. Brie and Clint. Filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. With a mouthful of Weet-Bix. Morning, everybody.

Morning. We just heard Bryn Rudkin with the news there. He's mispronouncing Caribbean in the news. Can you believe it? No, I think he said Caribbean. Said it right. That's my issue. He said Caribbean instead of Caribbean.

No, I believe it's the Caribbean. Pirates of the Caribbean. Pirates of the Caribbean. I don't think it's Pirates of the Caribbean. I think it is. We've already had this conversation. Yeah, you're on one camp. Yeah.

I'm on the other camp. We've got a neutral party who's been an influence. Yes. Let's go to producer Ellie. Good morning. Before you answer, have you spent any time in the region? No, I haven't spent any time in the region. No.

So you're uneducated. Yeah, I'm uneducated. Have you seen the film? Take, I haven't had any time in the region. No. So you're uneducated? Yeah, I'm uneducated. Have you seen the film? Take the film out of it. Take the film out of it. Yeah, okay. I think the film's a big part of it.

Do you know what? I haven't actually seen it, Clint, don't worry. However, I believe it is Caribbean. Thank you. Yeah, you would. Same as me.

It's not Caribbean. Yes, come over to the good side. I actually don't know, but I thought it was Caribbean. Have you ever heard someone say pirates of the Caribbean? Just Clint. Clint.

Are we surprised? No. I feel like I'm saying Tauranga and you guys are saying Taronga. I feel like I'm adding a bit of je ne sais quoi to the Caribbean. Come on, let's all just go to Taupo. Yeah, Taupo's a big one. It's so hard for me to say it that way. I hate that.

Yeah. That's my brain. Taupo. Text us on 9696. Caribbean. Text a one. Caribbean. Oh, nice.

Text a two. I was going to say, how are you going to do that? Yeah, how are you going to do that? Yeah. Text us how you pronounce it. I've figured it out. Fun show on the way. 25 grand up for grabs at 8am this morning with ZM's 5 on Time. We'll play Tradie vs Lady at 7am this morning.

But next, a new form of Uber on the way. Yesterday we talked about those self-driving scooters. It's not that. But it could be good for you for your trip to Greece, which is coming up, Brie. For your European sojourn. You keep talking about me going to Greece. Yeah.

It's not that far away. Do you want me to not talk about you going to Greece? Oh, but then I think about it and then I get ahead of myself. Oh, I see. Also, it doesn't make me very relatable. Yeah, oh, that's the issue. Yeah. She's going on a budget.

She's going on a... Can I just say, can I just say, my mother-in-law is paying for most of the trip. Doesn't make me very relatable. Whatever you do, do not, do not tell them about the private boat you guys have charted to sail around the Greek islands. It's not that big. It's a small boat. No. It's a small boat. Yeah. do not tell them about the private boat you guys have charted to sail around the Greek islands. It's not that big. It's a small boat.

No. It's a small boat with only one skipper. Exactly. There's only one. And a couple of topless mains. Yep. Bree and Clint. It's a tradie versus lady.

Thanks to the two-shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. We do play this every day, normally on our afternoon show just after three o'clock, but here in the mornings for you this week and the tradies are on 49 wins for the year, plays the ladies 58 wins. A great prize from the tool shed up for grabs, a Makita cordless radio worth $440 and $50 cash.

Our lady is calling from Ngaruahia. She's a teacher. What? She's a teacher and she trades croc gibbets with her kids. Welcome to the show, Maggie. Hi, Maggie. Hey, Maggie. What's the rarest gibbet?

They all want the original croc one, but I just got some Pokemon crocs, so now we're fighting over the Pokemon. Hell yeah, you've got to catch them all, Emma, right? Yes, yes. It's crazy how kids know the difference between the originals and the AliExpress gibbets, eh? Yeah, and they even know if you're wearing fake crocs.

Yeah. They're like, nah, you got those from the $2 shop. Yeah, we did. It's a cost of living Crocs. Yeah. They're like, nah, you got those from the $2 shop. Yeah, we did. It's a cost of living crisis, okay? Give us a break, kids. You're taking on our tradies today from Dunedin, they're 44, and they love a facial. Welcome to the show, Luke.

Hello, Luke. Good morning, how are we? Morning, good, mate. I love your facts. What's your favourite facial? Oh, nothing better than a relaxation facial. Oh, you are so correct. And then to juxtapose that, Luke, what's your trade?

Oh, I'm into the education field as well. Oh, nice. Okay, let's do this thing. Luke, your buzzer is tradie. Maggie, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets the prize. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Name three of Santa's reindeer. A lady. Maggie. Dancer, prancer and vixen. Well done. Well done. We would have accepted Dasher, Comet, Cupid, Donna, Blitzen and, of course, Rudolph.

Rudolph. One to the ladies. Question number two. What nationality is actor Tom Holland? Trudy. Yes, Luke. Was that me? Sorry.

Yeah, Luke. Is he English? Yes. Oh, you went with your gut, Luke, and it was right on the money. He is English, but obviously he plays Spider-Man, who is American. And a spider. And a spider. And a spider. We are one apiece.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Who owns you? Trades. Ladies in. Sam Smith. Nice, Luke. You're on the board again.

That's two to the Trades, one to the ladies. You need this one, Maggie, to stay in it. Question number four. Which famous TV cook is known as the naked chef? Trady. Luke, very quick on the buzzer. Jamie Oliver. It was a comeback and he's done it very well,

but a very tight game this morning. Luke, you've picked up that prize from the tool shed. Nice work. Lovely, thank you. That'll go towards the facial as well. You can put some wind chimes on the Makita radio from the tool shop as well. What a perfect prize.

Oh, beautiful. Hey, Luke, here's my tip. Get a microdermabrasion. It'll change your life. All right, I'll inquire about that one. Do it, mate. There's a new type of Uber on the way, which could be good for you for your trip to not Greece.

What are we saying? What's more relatable? Hamilton. Hamilton? Yeah. This wouldn't really work in Hamilton, unfortunately. Hamilton Island. That's what I meant.

That's so relatable, yeah. Hamilton Island is the least relatable place. Have you ever been to Hamilton Island? No, I haven't. Is it in Australia? It is in Australia. It's off the coast of Queensland. I went there once when I was a street team member for a radio station

and Taylor Swift performed this special private gig there. Yeah. But I was the one that was like having to cart everyone around and do all this stuff. But it is literally where all the richest of the rich people go. Is it?

Yeah. Nice. Like only rich people are there, I swear. Yeah, yeah, right. And there's no cars. Everyone drives around in golf carts.

Did you take a whole bunch of winners out there? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Was epic. Did you remember that time that I got to go

to the Bermuda Triangle? Yeah, tell this unrelatable story. I love this story. So this is a remember that time that I got to go to the Bermuda Triangle? Yeah, tell this unrelatable story. I love this story. So this is a work thing too. And I got to go to the Bermuda Triangle with Bacardi. We went to Puerto Rico. And then on one of the nights, they put us on boats

and drove us out into the middle of the Bermuda Triangle to a private island. But people don't come back from the Bermuda Triangle. I know, that's what was fun about it. And then they helicoptered in. This is back when people had money. This is back when businesses had money to spend on competitions. They boated all these people who had won this prize

out to this private island. And then they helicoptered in Ellie Goulding, Calvin Harris, and Kendrick Lamar to perform. Yeah, ridiculous. Ridiculous. Tell them about the celebrity you kissed. Did I? I'm just kidding.

I was trying to even take the story up a notch again. I think I was trying to pass Ellie Goulding while I was there. I mean, we all were in those days. We were trying to find her. Who wasn't? Who wasn't trying to pass Ellie Goulding? But the group that I was with, we were like, we could do it. She'd love to meet some,

she'd love, she would love, we were like, she would love to meet some down to earth Kiwi blokes. Did you actually believe deep down in your gut,

you were like, if I had the opportunity, I reckon I could. I think I thought, give me the chance, you know, like, I mean,

you gotta love the confidence. Yeah, well, you never, you don't, don't, don't ask, don't get, you've got to love the confidence. Yeah. Well, you don't ask, don't get. Yeah, that's my motto to dating as well. Well, you're not going to pass Ellie Goulding if you don't find her, are you? Yeah.

Anyway. She wrote that song about you. Which one? And you're going to let it burn, burn, burn. The new Uber is an Uber yacht. You can now book a yacht on Uber. And by that, I mean like those motorboats, those luxury yachts. Like a super yacht?

Yeah, essentially. Not a super yacht. A small one. Like a launch. A launch. Okay. Does it have rooms in it? Not this one.

No, no. It's not a launch then, is it? It's just a boat. Just a boat. It's a luxury boat. Okay. Okay. It rooms in it? Not this one. No, no. Oh, it's not a launch then, is it? It's just a boat. Just a boat. It's a luxury boat. Okay. It's in Europe for summer. That's why I thought about you for your trip to Greece.

There's one that you can book that will drive you around the islands around Ibiza, and it's $350 a person or three grand to book the whole boat. Wait, but $350 a person for how long? Yeah, that's interesting, but you get the boat for eight hours. Oh, that's not bad. And you get a private skipper and you get a bottle of champagne and snacks and then they just drive you around and you get to pretend that you're a billionaire with your own yacht.

Oh, that seems decent. And you can split it with your mates for $350 each. I was going to say if you had, what, 10 people? Yeah. And how much did you save for the whole boat? Three grand. So here's some quick math. What's that between 10 people?

$300. $300. Not bad. That was, you could have done that math, couldn't you? No, I couldn't have. You couldn't do three grand divided by 10? I'm very honest. I'm very honest about my math capabilities.

Yeah, right. Not my strong point. My question about Uber Boat is you know how the worst thing you can do in an Uber is throw up? Yeah. What's the deal with boats and seasickness? You drop over the side. I know, but am I going to get a bad star rating for throwing

up on my Uber Boat? Yeah, I feel like that's a bit rough. Yeah. Do you get seasick? Yeah, horrifically. Really? I'm worried. My trip to the Bermuda Triangle was awful. Yeah, it sounded awful. That was the reason why you didn't hook up with Ellie Golding.

That was the main reason. Because you got seasick. I had chunny breath. You know? And then you were incapacitated and that's the only reason. What about chunny breath? Oh God. Honestly, if Ellie Golding... Stomach acid. If Ellie Golding had chunny breath? Oh God. Honestly, if Ellie Goulding... You smell like stomach acid. If Ellie Goulding had chunny

breath, you still would. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, correct. No, we all still would. And that song was about acid reflux. Exactly. Did you see the story about the family that got stuck in the Sky Tower? I don't want to know about this.

Yeah. I do not. I've been in that lift. Yeah. I have had fears about this. I don't want to know the details because then I will, in my mind, think about it later and it will worry me. This is worst nightmare stuff for people with an elevator fear?

Well, actually, it's not. Worst nightmare stuff is if the elevator drops and this elevator didn't drop. Okay, okay. We get it. It didn't drop. It didn't drop. I know it's not. Worst nightmare stuff is if the elevator drops, and this elevator didn't drop. Okay, okay, we get it. It didn't drop. It didn't drop. I know it didn't. Yeah.

But why did you have to say it? So that you know that it's not the worst nightmare. You know that it's not worst case scenario. No, I know what the worst one is. It's pretty close, though. This family got stuck in the Sky Tower lift going up to the viewing platform on Saturday night at seven o'clock.

That's the worst elevator you can possibly get stuck in. It's New Zealand's biggest elevator. Doesn't it have a glass bottom? Yes. Yes. It's got a glass bottom. It's got a view out to the city. And it's one of the, I mean, I think it would

be the highest elevator in the city. Absolutely. In the country, maybe. Mate, look at the building. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty tall. I've seen bigger. You can't get a bigger elevator without a bigger building and we don't have a bigger building. Imagine the Sky Tower hearing me say, I've seen

bigger. And they'd be like, hey! You have not. You have not. You have not. You have not. You should see me on a brisk winter morning. I'm a grower, not a shower. Okay, Skytower. The lift went up to the 35th floor and then just stopped. It didn't get all the way. It got about two-thirds of the way up and then it just stopped.

That's, yeah, it's so yuck. It's so yuck. How many times? It didn't stop at a floor where they could get off. It's so yuck. It's so yuck. How many times It didn't stop at a floor where they could get off. It's just mid shaft. They're in that lift that goes up the shaft. And then mid shaft. You'd rather be full shaft or no shaft. You want to be at the

tip of the base. You know? Correct. How many times have we been in that lift? We've been in that lift a few times you and I over the years. Yeah. And what am I like in that lift? You hug the rail and you don't enjoy the fun of the lift. I'm like, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it.

And then I took my two and three year olds in that lift and they were jumping on the glass going, Dad, Dad, this is fun! Clearly, this is fun! Clearly their brains aren't fully developed yet. This family, the lift stopped.

They pushed the emergency button. And the people on the other end of the emergency thing said, oh, yeah, we'll get the engineer. And then after 10 minutes, they hadn't heard anything. So they pushed the button again. They said, hey, we're still on the lift. And they said, oh, yeah, the engineer's at home. He'll be here soon.

So do you want to tell us what you're doing then to get us out of here? I think everyone was off. I think 7 o'clock on a Saturday night, they'd all gone home. Oh, that makes me feel yuck. They were stuck in the lift for 45 minutes. Here's my question, though. 45 minutes. Yeah, 45 minutes.

Here's my question. How many of them were in there? Because it's not a huge lift. From the photo, I think there's about five people. They're lucky because can you imagine if it was packed? No, thank you. No air conditioning. No air con.

And there's not enough room to sit down. People, as soon as someone drops a... Well, 45 minutes, that's what I was going to ask. Do you think that somebody had a toilet emergency? Could have. Could have. Easily could have in 45 minutes. You have to pick a corner.

I've always thought about it when I'm on the left and I think there's the idea that we could get stuck. I always think we'd have to pick a corner and that would be the toileting corner.

There's no coming back from having to go the toilet if you're stuck in a lift in front of people. There's no coming back from that. If they're your family, you divorce them, you leave your family. Oh, that is trauma for the rest of your life.

You never go back to that family. If they're strangers, move cities. Can you imagine? Imagine it's a lift you use for work, and you have to do toilet business in the lift in front of a stranger, and then you have to use that lift to get to, you bump into that person on your way to work a couple of weeks later, no eye contact.

No eye contact. You don't look at that person again. That's why I always have a rule. I always have a rule. If you're ever using a lift and you go to the toilet beforehand. Really? Yep. Do you practice that?

What do you mean? Do you do it? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I actually do. Really? You empty yourself before practice that? What do you mean? Do you do it? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I actually do. Really? You empty yourself before you get in the lift? Even if I have the slight inkling of needing to use the toilet, I will do it.

That's good practice. And also, never fart in the lift. Don't do it. Oh, no. I've definitely been caught in that before. Because the doors will open and someone will walk in straight away. That's just how it works. Yeah.

Remember that time I lived in my fancy apartments? Oh, yeah. And there was no one ever in the lift, ever, and then people were renting the apartment above us because it was an Airbnb, and I didn't realise someone was in there because I was like, oh, no one is in the building. And I did a fluff in the lift,

and then next minute the doors opened. This whole family comes in. Yeah. That said you right for using the lift. You were only on the second story, so. It was quite a tall building. No, it was not. Bree and Clint.

You watching any Wimbledon? No, I really want to, though. I do love a Grand Slam. I'd like to go to Wimbledon one time. It would be bucket list stuff for me. Yeah. Have you been to the Aussie Open? No.

Because what are the five Grand Slams? You've got the Aus Open, the French Open, the US Open, Wimbledon, and... The French one's the clay one, isn't it? Yes. Is there one more? Yeah, there is. It's got to be. Don't, let's see.

Okay, no, let's not Google. Let's figure it out. French. I'm pretty sure it's just four Grand Slams. The French, which is Roland Garros. Yes. Melbourne. Yes.

Australian. Wimbledon. Wimbledon. And then the US. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just four. Why did I think it was five? How did Australia get in there? I mean, it's a great tennis tournament.

I mean, it's a good question. It's a great tennis tournament. It's a great question. But you've got America, Europe, and then Aussie's like, we'll give it a great tennis tournament. I mean, it's a good question. It's a great tennis tournament. It's a great question. But you've got America, Europe, and then Aussie's like, we'll give it a go, mate. To be fair, though, give us a hoon. Aussie is very good at sport. They are known for their sport and their facilities.

To be honest, I've been, I mean, that's the only one I've been to, so I can't compare it to the others. But the Aus Open, if you ever get the chance to go, is such a good time. I'd love to. Do people get as drunk at the Australian Open as they do at the State of Origin? No. It's a little bit more classy.

A little bit more classy. So instead of drinking, you know, maybe rum and coke, it'll be like rum and lemonade, maybe. Not for me, then. It'll be like rum and lemonade maybe. Not for me then. It's so hot though. Oh, yeah, it would be.

Like just a warning because it is in January. Yeah. And it is stinking hot. Well, okay. But a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Wimbledon's on at the moment if that piques your interest.

Wait, we never figured out. Is there only four Grand Slams? There must be. Australia, France, Wimbledon, US. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. We're going to get a fifth one in. What about Auckland?

Oh, yeah. Get Auckland in there. Oh, yeah, we've got the ASB Classic. The ASB Classic is a good time. The good thing about that one is it rains a lot, so most of the games get cancelled. It was good this year. Yeah, it is. It was very nice down there at the ASB Classic.

Bree and Clint. Shove hands here in the studio. Who here likes job interviews? Oh, no. Never. Yeah, I don't mind them. I knew that was going to be the case. Have you always got every job you've ever applied for, Clint? He has. You have not.

He would have to, to have answered with that troser. That's not relatable. Do I live in a bubble? I think you do. Do I live in a bubble? Do I live in a bubble? I think you do. Are you only just realising that now? God.

Amazing. Man, you need to prep me if I ever do another job. Prep me. I don't know. I was a fumbling mess with my interview with Ross Boss. Were you? I felt myself go red. I thought I was good at the start.

He asked another question. You know, you just pass out. As soon as you get rocked by a question that you feel like you didn't answer perfectly, it's all over. Yeah. Yep, it is. Don't sit there and pretend like you know what we're talking about. Turn your mic off, mate.

Did you hear that pathetic excuse for an attempt to relate? Sorry. Where he goes, yeah. I'll leave this one to you guys then. Mic off. Well, anyway. We're listening. If you are one of those normal people that get stressed in job interviews,

there's a woman. I'm trying to think if I've done a job interview or if I've just been offered jobs. Oh, so you've never even done one. That's even more unrelatable. You're joking. Anyway. God.

Sorry. And we dig. We dig. We dig ourselves a hole, a unrelatable hole. You've got to go and dig us a hole. That was good. That was good riffing for you. I am climbing into the hole. No, you should have stopped there. Okay.

All right. So what are we lying about in our job interviews? There's a woman that you can follow if you need advice about anything kind of like this. She calls herself the corporate spirit guy and she's quite funny. But there's this article and she's talked about it on her Instagram where she reckons there's three things without a doubt you should always lie about in a job interview. Okay. Without a doubt.

Number one, she said you always, always, always answer if they ask if you've got kids, yes. Oh. Say, yes, I've got kids. They're already here because she reckons doctor's appointments equals an excuse for a day off. Or if you need to pick up your kids from school, you can go home early. That's what she says. Right, so get the kids in there is a good excuse.

Yep. The next one is pretty self-explanatory. Are all your grandparents still alive? Yes. That's the next one. Then you've got four funerals up your sleeve. That's the next one. Oh, it is.

She said, next one, you've always got four grandparents alive. Oh, my gosh. Because then you can always use them. Yeah. You've got four get out of jail free cards. Which some people say is a little bit disrespectful. Or is it smart? It's not jinxing it if your grandparents are already dead.

Well, that's true. Because you know how some people are like, oh, grandma died. I did a day off, but grandma's still alive. If my nan was here, I know she would find it funny if I used her death as a get out of jail free card for work.

Yeah, totally. She'd be like, go for it. She'd be like, I love it. She'd be all for it. And the last one, I mean, is pretty self-explanatory. Always say you're a team player. I like how the last one is just mean, is pretty self-explanatory. Always say you're a team player. I like how the last one is just standard. I thought it was along those lines. If they say, are you good at time management?

You say yes. Yeah. Because don't tell me your pathetic weaknesses in the job interview. I'm not interested in that. If someone comes to me and they're like, can I work for you? Can you give me money to work here? And I'm like, yeah, tell me about yourself. And you're like, I'm not great with time management.

I can see why now you've always got the job. Well, you know. You've just lied, lied, lied through your teeth. Well, I don't like this idea of you going there and like pouring your heart out. You're like, bro, this is a workplace. I'm not your therapist. Clint in a job interview gets asked, would you say you're a humble person? He goes, yeah, I'd say that.

Well, I wouldn't, but other people do. He's good. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. It's new Tommy Richmond. It's called Devil's Alight Everyone jokes about How short songs are getting That song

That song is Two minutes and eight seconds But thirty seconds of it Are the intro And thirty seconds of it Are the outro So it's about a minute That's a sixty

That is a sixty second song There's There's sixty seconds Of singing in that song. Soon it's just going to be a chorus and we'll move on. Exactly right. All right. Ella messaged us last night.

She said she's been doing some Taylor Swift research about how much things cost for Taylor Swift. Yep, it's so fascinating. We all know she is a billionaire. Yes. And I've always wondered to her how much things kind of in her mind would be. This is so interesting, I think, that you say this. I literally was watching the Netflix doco The Last Dance for like the third time.

The Michael Jordan one. Because I just love that doco. And they talk about in that doco his gambling and... What it was worth to him. What it means when he bets $10,000 like how much the equivalent of that it's like betting $10. $10,000 is so much for us.

But yeah, for these rich people. But if the idea of the gambling is to get your blood pumping, he would have to bet more. I think they say in the doco, if he bet $20,000 it'd be like $200 to us. So what is it for Taylor Swift? bet more. I think they say in the doco, if he bet $20,000, it'd be like $200 to us. So what is it for Taylor Swift?

This is calculated from the She-Wolf of Wall Street. You can have a look. It's on Instagram. So they have based it on if she withdrew 4% of her net worth annually, that would be $52 million a year. $52 million if she stopped working. Holy Toledo.

She just drew that. And then they're basing... How would she survive? And then they're basing the comparison, to do the math, on like a normal American sort of income, $59,000 a year. Okay.

So an iPhone 15 Pro Max is $1,200. For her, in her mind, it's $1.37. Wow. Isn't that insane? What the hell? I know. Is this based off her billionaire wealth or is this based off her drawing a $59 million? It's all calculated.

It's not even her total money. It's just if she lived off. Yeah, if she stopped. If she lived off the 4% annually. Oh, that makes me feel sick. Okay, it gets better. Lulu Lemon. That's like buying a chocolate bar for her.

Yeah. Yeah. Not even that. Gum? A lollipop? Crazy. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Lulu Lemon.

What are we buying? We all know Lulu Lemon's a little pricey. Very nice. $98. For her, 11 cents for leggings. A pair of Lululemons are 11 cents. I have to save up for like three or four months if I even want to look or have a sniff of those Lululemons. That's American prices though, so they're more like 22 cents for her.

Oh, yeah. That's more like it. I feel better now, yeah. A 2024 Toyota RAV4 is $28,600. Yeah. Okay? For her, it's $32. What?

A car's $32. But again, convert it to New Zealand dollars, it's like a $50 car. Yeah, a bit expensive. True. Okay. Oh, that's a bit pricey. I feel like I'd talk him down on that. So she bought a mansion in Rhode Island.

Yes. For 17 and I can't do millions. 17. 17 million. Million. Yeah. She, in her brain, it'd be $20,000. Wow.

That purchase. Her mansion was the equivalent of 20 grand to her. Yeah, and for her in her brain, there you go. So technically she's living in the 60s. Right? Literally. Technically she's bought a door up or technically she's living in the 60s. Right? Literally. Technically she's bought a door up or on the west coast of the South Island. I still can't even picture, like, I can't remember who said it to me.

It wouldn't have been my parents, but it was someone where they were like, yeah, back in whatever when we bought our first house, we paid $67,000 for our first house. Yeah. But they still would have spent 20 years paying it off. It was all relative, right? Yeah. But this Taylor Swift thing is so wild. There's weirdly quite an important lesson in this Taylor Swift thing

because these are crazy numbers. But we all fall into that trap of wanting to have all the things that everybody else has. And if someone that you know who comes from money or has rich parents or something and they have the nice things, it's going to cost you infinitely more to get that thing

that they have if you are coming from no money. Like that iPhone to them is not worth as much as an iPhone is worth to you. But everybody feels like they have to have the same things because we're all looking at everybody else's life on Instagram going, well they've all got Lululemon track pants and a Frank Green water well, they've all got Lululemon track pants and a Frank Green water bottle. I have to have Lululemon track pants and a Frank Green water bottle.

Guys, I think we need to change the show name. Bree and Gandhi. Philosopher. Yeah. You're on fire today. Hey, hurl me. Bree. When you're ageing's starting to lag.

June. June? Bree and Clint. Skateboarding is in the Olympics. It has been for a couple of past Olympics, hasn't it? Yeah. It's weird, still weird to me that it's an Olympic discipline. I think because it's, I think the bit that's weird to me is skateboarding is so creative.

Yeah. And like individualistic and then also like rebellious for it to be like in the Olympics with rules and medals. But BMXing has been in the Olympics for longer than skateboarding. Yeah, but I'm fine with BMXing because it's a race. Like if it was freestyle BMXing. Is freestyle BMXing in the Olympics? Oh, I don't know.

I'm unsure now. I don't know. I'm unsure now. I don't know. I'm unsure. There's a guy called Andy McDonald. He's the first male skateboarder to represent Great Britain at the Olympics. Okay. And he's 50. 50?

Yeah. He is the oldest skateboarder at the Paris Olympics. My elbows hurt just hearing about that. Yeah, correct. My knees are seizing up just listening to it. That's a shattered elbow bone if I ever did hear one. His teammates on the rest of the Great Britain skateboarding team are younger than his children.

Wait, so how did this come about? He is just a skateboarder. He's been a skateboarder forever, but now that it is an Olympic discipline, he can go to the Olympics. So he was like, I'm going to... This is the first time he decided to attempt to qualify two and a half years ago. He said, I'm going to do it.

This will be the last Olympics I can go to. I'm going to do it. And he put his mind to it and he did it. He's going to the Olympics. That's awesome. Because how old is Tony Hawk these days? So this is where it gets interesting. This guy who's going to the Olympics is so old that he used to compete against Tony Hawk at the X Games.

Wow. Tony Hawk's 56. Yeah, he's still skateboarding. He's still skateboarding, yeah. I don't know if he's doing it in competition. I don't believe so. He's more doing it in his own skateboard factory. He's a lot more gingerly on the skateboard these days.

He had a couple of bad accidents. Oh, I bet he did. Yeah, recently. He's 56. This guy, Andy, who's going to the Olympics at 50 for skateboarding, said that he's got an advantage with his age. He said he's got experience and he knows what it takes to mentally and physically prepare for a big competition.

And then he said that other skateboarders have an advantage because they're 14 and if they fall over, they can just get back up. Yeah, his advantage is that he can go out to the bars in Paris. Yeah, exactly. He said if he has a decent fall, he's out for two weeks. Far out. Which, yeah.

Imagine if he wins. It's pretty inspirational. Does it make me want to get on a skateboard in my 30s? No. But the fact that he's doing it is very inspirational. Who wants to see Clint drop into a half pipe? Oh, yes. I'd love to see it.

I would like to see it. I think you can do it. Who thinks he can do it? Just say yes. That's bad friending. You don't think I can do it. You just want the video. You know what he always does talk about?

He talks about the fact he's like, yeah, I'm a good rollerblader. I could drop into a half pipe. No worries. I'm a very good rollerblader. Okay. Really? Okay. We need to prove it at some point.

You drop into a half pipe. Do you have rollerblades? No, I don't. I stopped when I couldn't find size 12s. To be honest, I don't want to make him drop into a half pipe because I'm scared of his wife. She will come after me. I was going to say, you need to get permission from my wife.

Because he will crack his skull open. Oh, no, no. It won't be my skull. It'll be my tailbone. Oh, yeah. Tailbone's not good. The coccyx. But you lay down the challenge.

I'll have to do it. The break is coccyx. We want to know this morning, like this inspirational story of the 50-year-old skateboarder at the Olympics, are you technically past your prime? Like he is. He's technically well past his prime, but he's still going hard, man.

Like are you, this could be at any age, by the way, like are you still playing rugby at 50? That's so impressive. Are you still going to R&V and camping for four nights in your 30s? It's like Daily Cherry Evans who plays

rugby league and he's 36 and he is still playing some of the best rugby league of his career. I'm kind of like, how are you getting tackled? If that was me, I'd break in an instant. Maybe it's not even physical. Maybe you're just still dropping in on Fortnite at Bree's age. What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you know, it's not for you. Is that not cool? It's not for your age group, is it? But you're still giving it a go. Wait, who said Fortnite age groups? Who said that Fortnite is not for my age? It says 13 and up. I am up.

I'm in that. It says four and up on Duplo as well, but I don't see you building any of that. It doesn't have an age limit. It says up. Look, it's an open-ended question. Are you technically past your prime, but you're still out there giving it a go? The other day, my friend who has kids, and she has a 12-year-old son,

and he plays a lot of Fortnite, and I was over at her house, and I was like, oh, what's your handle? I play Fortnite. And she looks at me and she goes, WTF? You what? You what? Anthony, you passed your prime, but you're still out there giving it a go? Yeah, indeed, guys, I am.

What are you doing? Last year, I started playing softball. Yeah. And in the off-season, I've decided to play rugby league. And I only weigh 54 kgs on a good day. And how old are you? 36. What a legend.

What position in the league are you playing, Anthony? Out on the wing. Yeah, because you'd be fast. Yeah, yeah, small. Small but wily. All right, thanks, Anthony. We appreciate it. I just wanted to ask Anthony what softball club,

because I'm looking for a softball club. I want to make my softball comeback. What club are you at, Anthony? Carboy Cruisers. There you go. Oh, shout out. Shout out to the boys and girls. Thanks, mate.

Let's go to Kel. Hey, Kel, morning. Hi you go. Oh, shout out. Shout out to the boys and girls. Thanks, mate. Let's go to Kel. Hey, Kel. Morning. Hi, Kel. Hey. Good morning. Morning. You technically passed your prime, Kel, but you're still out there getting amongst?

Amongst music festivals. Which? Splore, OMG, all of those. I like it, Kel. You Splore crowd are a different breed. I really admire that. How old are you? You guys go hundy.

53. My husband's 54. And we took our daughter and her sister and brother to explore for their 13th birthday, her 18th birthday, and their 21st birthday. God, you're a cool mum. That is cool. I'm into that. Such a cool mum.

Ips is here. Hi, Ips. Hi, Ips. Hey. Morning, morning. Morning, morning. Are you a. That is cool. I'm into that. Such a cool mum. Epps is here. Hi, Epps. Hi, Epps. Hey. Morning, morning. Morning, morning. Are you a bit past your prime, Epps? Good morning.

Hello, are you there? Yes, yes, I'm here. What do you do, Epps, and how old are you? I play rugby union, and I'm 41, but my teammates are in their 50s and 60s. Oh, there you go. Well, you're the young buck on the team. I'm the young guy here. During a game, how many injuries would you say occur?

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's definitely one every time. But the funny part is that we roll out onto the field looking like mummies. We're all strapped up. None of you can move. Bandages hanging off you left, right and center. Do you feel like they'd have, have like double the amount of interchange. Yeah, they play direct on the field across from the hospital, I reckon.

Reid, you're a bit past your prime. That's my dad. Oh, your dad is. Okay, how old's dad? Four. And he got into running like 15 years ago. He's 64. He's 64 and he's doing ultramarathons.

It came to us often. Jeez. At the Kenya end of the year. He's doing an ultramarathon in Kenya and he's 64. Ultramarathon runners, I'm sorry if that's you, but you must have a few screws loose because have you seen what you have to go through? You would just permanently feel unfit and flabby as the kid of a dad

who was doing an ultra marathon in his 60s, eh? It literally is like the pinnacle of pushing yourself to the limit. This one is not quite right, but I like it. Someone said, I'm nearly 27 and I still suck my thumb. Okay. Yeah. Someone else said, my husband is still killing it on his BMX bike, showing up the 15-year-olds.

He's 56 in three weeks. That's so good. That's awesome. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.

Punk. Yeah! Let's play some Google Down. Let's see who's got the fastest fingers in the West and the East, the North and maybe even the South. This is how it works. So the team here will compete to Google something the fastest. If you're the first person to yell it out, I will give you a point.

First person to three points will win the game and we're playing for people at home. Yeah. Okay? So Clint versus Ella versus Ellie. Is everyone ready? Yeah, nice level playing field this week, I think. Level playing field. Everyone in it to win it.

Calm, everyone. Okay, Ella. Okay. Telling myself that. Question number one. Are we all ready to play? Yes. Where does coffee originate from?

South America. Ethiopia. I'm going to give it to Ellie. Ethiopia. Yeah. Is on the money. Damn. Nice.

That was quick from you. Thank you. One point to Ellie. Question number two. How many weeks was Hit Me Baby One More Time at the number one spot for? 20. Oh, it's the Australian chart. Oh, yeah, this is really hard.

What's the answer? 11. Clint and Ella both out. It gives Ellie the opportunity. Oh. Gonna need an answer. Oh, this is bloody tough, this one, actually. How many weeks was Hit Me Baby One More Time?

Clint thinks he's got it now. Oh. Oh, yeah. Why can't I find it? It's not anywhere. I'm going to buzz everyone out. Okay. Yeah, five.

Yeah, five? Five is correct, but Clint told you, so I'm not going to give you the point. No, fair enough. All right, one to Ellie still. Question number three. What year was John F. Kennedy assassinated? What year? 1963.

1963. You did start talking first. I'm going to give it to Ella because she did start talking first, but that was a dead hate by the time you finished. Are you guys getting all those videos from his nephew who's running for president? No. Robert, I think, or someone.

He's a Kennedy. And he sounds like a Kennedy. He looks like a Kennedy. Yeah, he's JFK's nephew. He's running as an independent. He's like the third most popular candidate. Really? Yeah.

God, your TikTok feed sounds interesting. It's weird, eh? Why does no one else get this. Question number four. How many metres long is a full-grown male crocodile? 3.5 to 2...

6 metres. I'm going to give it to Clint. It is 6 metres. And a female is actually half the size, which might be what you saw, Ellie. Oh, damn. Did you guys know that, that the females are half the size? Way to misgender your crocs, Ellie. Six metres long.

That is terrifying. All right, we are all tied up here. One to Clint, one to Ellie, one to Ella. Question number five. In what Australian town would you find the big banana? Banana. Coffs Harbour? That's right.

Coffs Coast. No. Coffs Coast. Damn it. Coffs Harbour is correct. Where's that? It puts Ellie on the board with two. Coffs Harbour.

It's in between Brisbane and Sydney. Cool. All right, here we go. Ellie could take the win here. Question number six. How much does Zendaya make per episode of Euphoria? One million? One million per episode is right,

which gives Ellie Harwood, the returning producer, the win. Well done, Ellie. A million dollars an episode. That's a lot. A million dollars an episode. I mean, it's emotionally taxing. What's that? Should I try to justify it?

Hey, Scott, you backed Ellie, so we've got $50 cash coming your way. Congratulations. Awesome. Clinical performance. Wasn't it? It was. Thank you so much, Scott, for backing me and believing in me.

She's not even a morning person either. We're talking about this yesterday, but we didn't go deep enough on the topic because apparently quite a lot of stories out there around times people didn't realise they were pregnant. It was off the back of, I was watching Bravo the other day and the trailer for this new show, this absolute gem called

I didn't realize I was pregnant. What do you mean there's a baby? Like what? One in 2,500 women who give birth have cryptic or hidden pregnancies and don't know that they're pregnant until they give birth. I try to get up and I am unable

to walk. Then I just black out. Did she just say she was pregnant? You gotta be pregnant, silly, to be in labor. We knew that something was really going wrong. I had just had a period, so I didn't think I was pregnant. So she's on the phone with the

ambulance and they're like asking her questions, but she don't want to tell me there's a baby in the toilet. Wild. It's so American that trailer, right? I'm hooked. Yeah, totally.

I am hooked, line and sinker, want to watch. There's a baby in the toilet. That is my worst nightmare. Yeah. What would you call it? Is that a phantom pregnancy?

They called it a cryptic or hidden pregnancy. A cryptic or hidden pregnancy. You could be pregnant right now. Like a secret. Yeah. Listening to this right now, you could be pregnant and not even know it. I mean, technically, no. Oh, true. Yeah. True.

Ellie, you could be pregnant? Yeah, she could. Yeah, Ellie could. I mean, we don't want to assume. I mean, you've got to do the thing for that, don't you? So, no. You know what the doctor asks you, like if you get an X-ray or something? Yeah, it's like, no, no, we're good there. For many years, the doctor's been like, hey, is there any, you know,

any reason why you could be pregnant? Is there any chance? And I'm like, I think we're pretty safe, dog. My doctor's like, and are you active? And I'm like, no. And they're like, loser. How many alcoholic drinks do you have a week? Definitely one to two reasonable Chardonnays.

We started talking about this yesterday, and we started to get all these messages from people who have had mystery, cryptic, hidden pregnancies. Yeah, someone texted through and they said, my friend's sister has seven kids and has just had her eighth kid a few weeks ago. She didn't know that she was pregnant.

She is studying to be a midwife, which makes the whole thing even weirder. You'd think by your eighth pregnancy, your body would know what it felt like to be pregnant. Like you'd know what the signs are. Or are you just so used to them now? I was going to say, or... It's just your new normal. You're just, you're so used to feeling

like that that you can't tell the difference. It's weirder for you to not be pregnant. Someone texted this in. We were talking about hidden mystery pregnancies and they said,

my colleague was pregnant and she didn't know until a few weeks before the birth. But we all knew. What? It was so obvious that she was pregnant.

Her belly had grown. She couldn't zip up her uniform. We kept dropping major hints, but she was completely oblivious. Maybe she just didn't want to deal with it, didn't want to come to terms with it. Thankfully, she had stopped surfing and drinking. Oh, well, that's good. Surfing?

Is surfing an issue? Well, it can be dangerous. Can it? It can be dangerous. Someone else texted her and said, I knew a girl in high school who went to the hospital not feeling well and then had to call her boyfriend and say, hey, I've just given birth.

Apparently they were using two forms of contraception as well. Then that would be such a shock. That would be. The phone call, we're talking about the shock that women would get when the doctor says hey, you know you're pregnant, right? Imagine the shock that he gets when he gets the phone call to go, hey, you're a dad.

Not only is she pregnant, the baby is here. How wild, like when people find out that, you know contraception especially like Connie's aren't 100% effective. What's the effectiveness? I think it's like 99 point something.

But there is a chance, you know, and people are always like, what? I thought it was 100%. Oh, it's worse. It's 98%. There you go. That's a big old 2% in there. Look, I don't know how stats work, but it feels like if you do it 100 times, they're going to not work twice.

Exactly. Scary thought, eh? Wow. Let's talk to Shady. Hi, Shady. Hi, Shady. Hi. You had a mystery cryptic pregnancy? No, my mum did. Okay, how pregnant?

She went and she played a Farah Palmer Cup Final for rugby. Yeah. And then a week later, she played a Rugby League Cup Final. Yeah. Wasn't feeling well, so she went to the doctors and they told her she was five months pregnant. You're kidding me!

And the funny thing is, I came out two months later. Wait, was this you? It was you! Yeah, it was me. Oh, and are you good at rugby? Yeah, me and my sister both play. I was going to say, well, you had all that practice early on, you know. Your mum is a legend, by the way.

That's an unbelievable story. Thank you. That's very cool. Thanks for sharing. That's awesome. Carry the ball up, carry the baby up. I know. There's a. Carry the ball up. Carry the baby up. I know. There's a lot of text coming through, but let's talk to Victoria on 0800 dials at M.

G'day, mate. Morning. Tell us, did this happen to you? Kinda. I knew I was pregnant early on. Okay. But I went into hospital with a queried ectopic and they put it down to a miscarriage. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yeah, we did ultrasounds and blood testing. My ACG levels had dropped completely back to normal as though I wasn't pregnant. So they put it down that I was no longer pregnant. Yeah. What? Wait. And then... Wait, are you gonna, are you about to say that you actually were pregnant

and you had a baby? Eight weeks later I found out that I was 17 weeks pregnant. You're kidding me, Victoria. What a rollercoaster. And they've told me pregnancy is so scary. My mum went through that. And to think that you had gone through that and to go through all those emotions to then be told later on, hey, actually, that's incredible, Victoria.

It lowered my trust in the hospital. You're second guessing everything after that, weren't you? That's when, Victoria. It lowered my trust in the hospital. You're second-guessing everything after that, weren't you? It wasn't the first time that happened. My third, I went to the hospital because I couldn't figure out why I was always so sick. And they were like, are you pregnant? They did pregnancy tests. No, not pregnant. And then five weeks later, oh, my gosh, I'm 10 weeks pregnant.

You must have been really hard to tell, you know? Maybe you've just got a really good womb for hide and seek. You've got mystery wheeze, it doesn't show up on the stick. We're talking about when you didn't know you were pregnant. Someone said, my daughter never knew she was pregnant. The first week into the first

COVID lockdown, and she was working with me carrying jib board. I thought she was just fat. Oh. So the week before lockdown, she went to the doctor, and that's how we found out. She shocked everybody. That's so buzzy.

I really like this text. I relate a lot to this text. They said, I found out I was pregnant when I was five months in. I have PCOS, so most people know they're pregnant when they don't get a period. Not getting one for months on end was normal for me. So I didn't think anything of it. I'm literally a walking contraception and was on the pill to help regulate my monthly cycle. But turns out it just made me fertile.

Oh, that's amazing. I have PCOS. So I really understand that. And that's an incredible story. There you go, everybody. Watch out. What a miracle. What a miracle.

You're on the pill. You've got PCOS. Boom. That is a miracle and it's meant to be. So that's very cool. Also, I looked more into those Connie stats that we did before where they're only 98% effective. It says here, in real world use, about 15 in every 100 people a year who use Connie's as contraception become pregnant. Oh, see, people don't want to hear that.

Which means the effectiveness is more like 85%. God, you'd write such a strongly worded email to the company. To the Jurex company. Yeah, wouldn't you? Normally, obviously, we do the afternoon show and a game we've been playing for, I reckon, we've played four times and our hit rate is horrendous. I think we've won once out of four games. Yeah, yeah.

It's called Sibling Showdown and we're going to play it right now. Yay! Brother, brother, brother. Bree and Clint's Sibling Showdown. Essentially, the game is Clint and I are going to endeavour to pick where you are in your sibling line-up, the eldest, the middle or the youngest. That's all you can be, by the way, if there's five of you.

Yes. And your sibling two, three or four, you're a middle. You're a middle child. And we're going to endeavour to ask a couple of questions and then have a guess. Coco's going to go first. Morning, Coco. Morning, Coco. Hi, Coco.

Morning. Coco, quite a youngest name. Don't say anything, Coco, but it just gives me youngest vibes. Yeah. I just think their parents were fun. I think I would imagine that Coco's siblings all have fun names. That's true. Coco.

Coco, Coco, Coco. We're going to ask you one question each, and then we're going to correctly pick where you sit in the sibling line-up. I want to ask you, do you remember your first bike? Was it new or was it second-hand? Second-hand. Second-hand. Second-hand, all right.

Coco, on a Christmas day, are you in charge of any of the food prep? If so, what are you in charge of? Yes, and mainly all of it. See, it tells you a lot. Okay.

She's not youngest. She could be the eldest. My daughter is the eldest. She's still got a secondhand bike. Could be the eldest. She's got a secondhand Okay. She's not youngest. She could be the eldest. My daughter is the eldest and she's still got a second hand bike. Could be the eldest. She's got a second hand bike. They could have just been, yeah, they don't want to buy a brand new bike. I don't know why she's giving me oldest child energy though. I feel like she's giving me middle child energy.

Middle child, middle children. That works better with the second hand bike thing. Yeah, middle children do pull their weight at Christmas time. They love to get in there and be a part of it. Okay, let's go middle. Coco, are you the middle child? Eldest child. Ah!

You always talk me out of it when I'm right. You always talk me out of it. I know. Damn it. Okay, Coco, what are your siblings' names, by the way? Billy and Rafferty. Oh, cool names. Yeah.

Okay, thank you, Coco. let's go to evie i know 800 dollars at him hi evie hi evie hi i'm gonna trust my gut this time evie youngest name energy big time big time but don't tell us don't tell us um evie i want to know did you play sport did you play sport when you were a kid? Yeah. You did? Okay. Did you usually have one, both, or none of your parents on the sideline when you were playing your weekend sport? Both. Both.

Cool. Both parents. Sweet. Yeah. All right, Evie, my question for you. Within your family dynamic, would you say out of these three, you're more the organiser, the life of the party, or the one that goes with the flow?

Which one are you most in that? Goes with the flow. Goes with the flow. She's the youngest child. Youngest. Youngest child energy. Evie, are you the youngest child? Yeah, I am.

Come on! Get in there! Come on! Parents are done with the older kids. They can both show up to your games. Exactly. You don't care. You're not trying to impress anybody. You're the youngest child.

You go with the flow. You go with the flow. Thanks, Evie. We're back on. Come on, we're back on here. We could win. We get this one. It's a win for the week.

We could win this. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hello. There's no pressure on you here. All the pressure's on us, okay? Okay. You just answer truthfully,

and we'll try and do the hard work here. Ashley, did you have bunk beds growing up? No. No. No bunk beds. Okay. Okay, that's fine. Even that helps.

Even that helps. My question, Ashley, if you were, if you haven't done this before, let's just go hypothetical, but if you were playing a game of backyard cricket When you were younger Would you be batting, bowling or fielding first? Fielding Oh she's definitely not the eldest then She's the youngest

No She's the youngest She had two or more siblings above her They had bunk beds and she was the youngest She never had to go into the bunk beds Can I go on the record and say I think she's the youngest. She had two or more siblings above her. They had bunk beds and she was the youngest. She never had to go into the bunk beds. Can I go on the record and say I think she's the middle? Or she's the eldest and she got to move into her own room.

I think she's the middle. Yeah, I don't have a strong gut feeling on this. Okay. Oh, no. We need this to win. She's a fielder. I think she's the middle. She's a fielder. Fielders.

The middle children never get to battle bowl first. Okay, yep. Oh, no, I'm nervous. She's the middle. She's a fielder. Fielders. The middle children never get to battle bowl first. Okay. Yep. Oh, no. I'm nervous. Ashley, are you a middle child? Are you a middle child? I'm a middle child.

Yeah! We are amazing! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Thank you, Ashley. Sorry, I've calmed down now. But I was very excited because we've lost like three in a row. We're back, baby. There's an Australian woman who's making headlines around the globe

after she said that she would take a 20% pay cut to fully work from home. 20%? 20% pay cut. Yeah. She's a marketing coordinator. Her name's Jade Reese. And yeah, she said, I'll take a 20% pay cut if I can fully remotely work from my home. Jeez.

I guess there's a bunch of money you would save. So she's done that. She's done all the research and done all the math on it. And do you want to hear what she came up with? Yeah. So she said there was quite a few reasons that it appealed to her, including the ability to work when she had a sick child. Yeah.

And have the sick child at home, obviously. Or even when she was sick, that she could still work. True. And get stuff done. She said the commuting was a huge reason as to why she wanted to work remotely and would be willing to take a pay cut. She said removing that cost from her weekly budget was just one part of, like, the reason why she was like, this is definitely worth it to take a 20% pay cut. Fuel, parking, when you get there, a lot of places you have to pay for your parking. Yeah, she calls it work-related costs.

Even just things like buying your lunch and buying coffees and things like that, like the money you would save in that situation. She even says that one of the biggest reasons was the amount she would save on time. Yeah. So her time she worked out, like just a commute, was a one and a half hour trip each way.

So that's three extra hours in her day. Oh, my God. That's so valuable. When you put it that way. She's commuting three hours a day. Yeah. So she has a total of 15 extra hours in her week. Yeah.

Like if you put it into perspective. 780 hours a year. Yeah. Divided by 24. She's spending a month in the car a year just driving to and from work. Which would be a massive reality for a lot of people listening right now. Yeah. You know, like that's a huge part of someone's day is commuting to and from the office.

You know what you'd also save on? You wouldn't have to buy nice work clothes. That too. Or if you did, for like your Zoom meetings and stuff, just buy the top. Yeah, just the top half. You don't need the shoes or the pants, just buy the top. Wear your slippies on the bottom. Makeup.

Yeah, there'd be so many things. She said it just is. Chipping in on other workmates' birthday presents. Oh, having to ride in the big novelty cards. Those novelty cards aren't cheap. No. They're big. Our work has got so cheap now they just do, there's an e-card.

Yeah, it's online. You just go on the website, you write a message on the website for the person who's leaving and they're like, oh, thanks, I'll check this website every day. Nothing says we thank you for your service. Like a Kobo. What's it called? The board?

Kabuto board or something? Kabuto board. Kabuto leaving board. When I leave, when I leave this place. You want to be cremated. Yeah, I want to be cremated. And don't write on my board. Okay.

Don't write on it. I'll say it to you in person. Or if you do, write the worst shit about me. Write the stuff you've always wanted to say to me, but you couldn't say it to my face. Okay. Okay, don't write on it. I'll say it to you in person. Or if you do, write the worst shit about me. Write the stuff you've always wanted to say to me but you couldn't say it to my face. Oh, I like that. Write it on my Kabuto board because I promise you I'll never read it.

True. I promise you. But you can get it out. Yeah. Invent. Put the nice stuff in my novelty card. I think she's onto something, this woman. How much are you willing to take a pay card

if it means you can work from home? What did she say? 20%. 20%. 20% to fully remotely work at home. I think the math maps. I think she's spot on the money, to be honest. Yeah.

What do you guys reckon, producers? Would you take a 20% pay cut to fully work at home? We were just talking about this just then. I don't know if I could cope with working from home 24-7. Is that the point? Is that what she's doing? Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like I like

because we're usually on drive, I like the flexibility of a little bit of work from home, admin stuff in the morning, but then I have to come to work. Yeah, but our work is unique. Our hours are weird. Yeah. If I was in an office, like a normal office, I couldn't. I'd consider taking the pay cut to work from home. Really? Yeah. I 100%

would be the same as you. Maybe not this job that we have because it's not normal. Right. But like a normal nine to five office job where you're stuck in traffic every day. Those kids would get annoying though. After a while. As someone, you know. Because kids be annoying.

Eventually you'd be like, oh my God, I'll take a bigger pay cut if I can just get out of the house For a bit please But what's the kids If your kids are school age Yeah totally They're at school kindy Yeah

Also you could live out in the Watt Watt's I could live my farm life So maybe I do I'd move back home to Stanthorpe With mum and I You just need some good 4G I'd be like mum and I I'm moving back in

Why stop there You could go and buy one of those Cheap villas in Italy and just work from there. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. You could live wherever you wanted. You might have to work in the middle of the night,

but it'd be worth it. Imagine if there was an emergency meeting that you called in for and you're like, oh. Staff drinks on a Friday, though, would be pretty grim. Just you and the cat. I mean, that's my normal Friday night, so I'd be used to it. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, time to do your birthday bangers for a Wednesday, the hump day birthday banger. What's it going to be? Number one song when you turn 16. Who is up first? We're going to do Izzy first.

Oh, no, hang on. Let's come back to Izzy. Let's do Amy first. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how are you going? Good, mate. How's your week been so far?

Oh, great. Just on the kids' drive. On the kids' drop-off? That's the one. That is the one. Well, let's get you there. What is your birthday, Amy? Six, I've just been about 83.

All right. That means you were 16 in the year 1999. And on your birthday, this was number one. I want to give you some love. Oh, Chen. Oh, it's a vibe. Bob Marley and Lauren Hill, turn your lights down low. Do you like a bit of Bob Marley, Amy?

Can't say I do. No. Fair enough. I thought it was a muted response from you. We like the honesty. Yeah. Okay, that's all right. Let's do Dion's birthday banger.

Kia ora, Dion. Hi, Dion. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. What are you up to today? Just driving at work at the moment. Okay, what do you do for work? Work at Fulton Hogan.

Oh, lovely. Well, we appreciate you calling through this morning. All I need is your date of birth. The 30th of the 6th, 1993. All right, Dion, that means you were 16 in 2009. And let me take you back to your 16th of this one. Listen, baby, I'll be bulletproof The Ginger Ninja. This one.

The Ginger Ninja. You get LaRue and Bulletproof. What do you reckon? Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good. That was a huge one-hit wonder. In a song that has stood the test of time, I still like it. Was LaRue one-hit wonder?

Have a look in the system if LaRue had any other songs. LaRue did not have... Oh, and then she didn't for the kill. I'm going in for the kill. I'm doing it for a thrill. No? Okay. Do you remember that one, Dion? Yeah, I remember that one. There you go.

It was my perfect rendition that sparked Dion's memory. I was going to say, even from that rendition. Dwayne's going to go last. G'day, Dwayne. G'day, Dwayne. Hey, team. How you doing? Good, mate.

How's your day going? Good. Working hard. How's your day going? Oh, hardly working. So, you know, we're kind of the same. Hey, Dwayne, what is your birthday? 10th of January, 1991.

All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2007. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. What do you reckon, Dwayne? What a banger. What a banger. What a winner.

What a winner. And then this rap that goes in the middle of it. I'm voting to smack that, Akon. I vote smack that. Dwayne, you're the winner of Birthday Banger this morning. Congratulations. Thank you, Tame. Have a lovely day.

No worries. You too, Dwayne. Oh, shoot. I forgot about the rap that's in this. What do you mean, the rap? It's an Eminem song. Is it? Yeah, with Akon on it.

Oh, I always looked at it as an Akon song. Really? With Eminem on it. Buzzy. Whoa. Here it is, 2007. It's your birthday banger on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Guys, I think I might have come up with a new game. Oh, yeah. Do you know about, and I could be super late to the party, which is usually the case. Like normally I'm finding stuff out and I'm like, did you know this? And people are like, yeah, for like two years. Did you know that if you've got the Google app on your phone and you open the Google app and you press the little microphone

that's next to it and you press search a song, if you hum a song, it can tell you what song it is? Yeah, for like two years. But it's still cool. Like I'm still excited. Well, we'll just have to take your word for it. I feel like you just found out. And that's what I'm going to believe.

Well, I've come up with a bit of a game. It's incredibly accurate. It's unbelievable. Because most people are not humming the tune perfectly and the app is flawless. The thing is, is that it gives you the percentage of how much it thinks it's likely that it's this song, but then it gives you like four other options.

Or it could be this song, it could be this song, it could be that song. You know how we were playing human Shazam? Yeah. This is human Shazam. That's what it is. You are the human and it is Shazaming your voice. Literally.

So for example, you could just go to it, and it'll come back and go Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Yeah. I reckon the biggest problem is is that I could be the worst hummer in the world. Like real bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is why the app is truly impressive.

Exactly. Yeah. But I want to see if you know me better than Google. Okay. So you're going to take on Google. I'm know me better than Google. Okay. So you're going to take on Google. I'm going to hum a song. Yep. And then Google is obviously going to try and decipher what I'm humming.

Yeah. While you're trying to decipher. Sure. Whoever guesses first. I have to beat the machine. You have to beat the machine. Okay. Are you ready to play?

Yep. All right. I just got to remember how the song goes. Okay. Hold on. Ready? First song. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Na, na. Oh, too late. Houdini, Eminem. Oh, my God. I did not get that at all. Did you get it, producers? I did warn you that I'm not the that at all. Did you get it, producers?

I did warn you that I'm not the best hummer. Yeah, we heard it earlier. We're your test audience. And I still didn't get it that time. No. Okay, that's impressive. I was waiting for anything recognisable. I had nothing.

Okay. Give me another one. Ready for the next one? Na-ma-na-me, na-ma-na-mo. Sabrina Carpenter's Presso. That's right! Yeah! Oh, that was quick. Suck it, Google.

That was quick. Okay. One to you, one to Google. Here comes song number three. Oh, too late Google got it I want to dance with somebody Oh, now you ruined number four Oh, no

It was Whitney Houston, I Want to Dance with Somebody. Right, okay. All right, do you want to do the last one? Yes. Okay, we'll do song number five. I don't have a song five. I'm so confused. How many were on your list?

Five. Oh, I can't count. That's all right. And I had this down as three. What was four? What's four? Oh, you do four. Do four.

Do four in case four is five. Okay? Guys, you can't tell this. I've got buttons in front of me. All it says is song one, two, three, four. Okay, so you're saying do... Do number four. Do four.

Do five. No, that was four. Do five. Okay, do five. Okay. Jeez. There's workshopping. It's the first time we've played.

40 years away, right? All right, are you ready? Yeah. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Yes. Five. If you're getting down. That's right.

Nice. Here we go. Yeah. Clint takes out the first game of Google versus human. That's fun. Suck it, Google. Yeah, if you want to give that a go yourself, it's quite a fun drinking game, actually.

It's crazy. You just get the Google app and press the little microphone. Is the solution to having a tune stuck in your head and not knowing what it is? Remember when I came back from Treasure Island that time and we used the entire radio to try and figure out that song. I could have just done that. Why would you when you can use an entire radio station?

Way more fun. Way more fun. Way more fun. Bree and Clint. This is the latest live from LA with Zima Cathy. This is so interesting, Dean, but Paris Hilton, everyone is talking about this clip of her that's doing the rounds where you can hear her real voice.

Yeah, you hear her real voice. Obviously, like in many interviews and lots of TV segments, you hear that real, like, hey, I'm Paris. But she actually has a very serious real voice as well. And today we've heard it in Congress. I think she was there doing some political movement moment. It was very cute. Do we have audio of this? Yeah, we do. I think people need to hear this.

Check this out. Thank you. I enjoyed our Zoom call and I love your jacket. The sparkles are amazing. But I think the most important thing is we need access to therapy counselling, mentorship and other community-based programs.

The transition is so good. She's a genius. Like she actually is, if you were one of the people that don't realise how smart Paris Hilton is, like where have you been? It was an act the whole time and I know that this has come up before but it's just so funny to me, the people

that still believe she isn't super smart. She's such a brat though, putting it on. It's so funny, though. Dean has a great story about her stamping her high heels through someone's leather couch, don't you, Dean? It was pink leather couches at this party. And this was back when in Australia they did that terrible movie

called House of Wax. I loved it. I loved that movie with Chad Michael Murray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was when I met her first met her and she was jumping

on these seats they were pink leather couches and I remember like her stiletto popped through and she's like oh and then she starts going you know when you're popping like bubble wrap

she's like jumping along and like you can just see the people holding the event but like just stressing like ah she's ruining

the couches didn't care doesn't care doesn't care nah doesn't care she's a paratilton. She probably could just be like, I'll buy you a new one.

And that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. And that's us for the day. We're out of here. Have a great day, everybody. Five on time is back at 12 o'clock today for 25 grand. And we'll see you tomorrow morning. We'll see you then, guys. Bye.

Bye. Bye. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. you then guys bye