ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd July 2026

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

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Z.M's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. ZM thanks to KFC. It's BAC on ZM in the AM. It's Brie and Clint in the morning, ZM. Two in a row, baby. Count it. All four of us present too.

Brie? Here. Claudia. Here physically. Ella. Here. Clint. Here.

We're on. That's right. Feeling good, baby. This is the day where I wake up and I'm like, yeah, I could do breakfast. Yeah, that's because you had a two-hour nap yesterday. Yeah, and I'll do that again. It's also because it's Friday, so you know you can go home and you don't have to wake up early tomorrow. I might crash, but I'm feeling good now, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, write it, right it, right it. Let's see how long it takes. 24 hours out from the Royal Wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, we assume. So we'll get you all of the information we can today. And, of course, Taylor Swift Day on ZM tomorrow. 13 hours of back-to-back Taylor Swift music. That is a long day of Taylor Swift to celebrate her and Travis Kelsey getting married. So that's going to be huge.

How's everybody feeling going into the weekend? You've got a big weekend planned? Do I? Honestly, I can't remember. I'll, you know, I'll think about that tomorrow. Are you guys at the point now where you're like on Baby Watch? You're like, don't want to be too far from home in case. Technically could be any day now.

So, yeah, we're not like... You got towels down all over the house falling the water breaks? No, we don't. We've got drop sheets. We're not idiots. Oh, you've got the tarpaulins. I've got the day to myself tomorrow

because my 37-week... Pregnant. Pregnant partner is going to do a woodworking class. Could she be gayer? Yesterday, guys. Yesterday, right? So we do the show here. Then we had a bit of a meeting after the show.

And so what time would we have got home? I got home at like 11. About 11. No, Joe, I get home. And I'm like, where is she? She's in her painting clothes. She's painted three doors in the house. She's painted these other slap doors.

She's mowed the lawn. She's pruned a tree outside. I'm like, can you relax? You're 37 weeks pregnant. It's outrageous. Sounds like you need to step up. I keep trying to tell her to relax and I'll do the things. And she's like, nah, I've got stuff to do.

So look, babe, if you promise to relax for the next three weeks, I'll buy you a lathe. I don't know if anyone's nested harder than my partner. It's crazy. Play Z-N's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Every morning we play Trady versus Lady.

Well, every afternoon actually at 3 o'clock. So we're doing it in the morning as well. The Ladies versus the Trades and we keep score all year. The Trades are on 48 and the ladies are way out in front on 54. That is correct. Who have we got this morning playing for the ladies? She's in Dunedin. She's 35 and her last day of term is today because she's a teacher aide.

Welcome to the show, Kendall. Hi, Kendall. Good morning. Good morning. Do all the teacher aids head to the pub after the last class of the term? It would be nice if we did, but we just quite like to go home. Yeah, fair. Yeah.

What are you doing for your holidays, Kendall? Just chilling with the kids, really. You're nice. And how cold in Dunedin this morning? This morning, I think it was about minus two. Oh, too bad. That's a no from me. It's minus two.

And it's awful. We're complaining about our four. Our trading... Oh, we're minus six yesterday. What? Jeez. Do you have to chip the ice off your windscreen in the morning? Just sit in the car for about 10 minutes.

Yeah, put the heater on. And play Trady versus Lady. You're taking on our Trady from Wellington. He's 19 and he likes to get on the piss. Welcome to the show, Carter. Hi, Carter. Hey, Barry, hey Clint. Carter, is that the fun fact your mother would like to hear you saying on the radio?

Yeah, she probably would. Okay, fair. He's 19. What is your drink of choice, Carter? Probably like a state summit ultra Yeah, right, okay Most popular beer in the country Yeah, we found that out this week

Bloody good All right, Cardi your buzzer is trading Kendall, lady The first to give us three correct answers Is getting $50 cash this morning Good luck, guys Here we go, question number one What food does the Uncle Toby's company

Most fake? Yes, Kendall Yeah, oats Oates is correct That is on the money I'm making mine as we speak One to the ladies, question number two What is the name of the yellow electric mouse-like Pokemon?

Ladies. Is you two? Are you allowed to say it, sorry, isn't it? No, you have to use your buzzer, Carter, but Kindle beat you anyway. I'm sorry. Is that Pikachu? Oh, yeah. Carter, you gave her the answer, but I feel like she knew anyway.

Carter, you got this and you're not out of the game, okay, but you've got to say Trady if you want to answer a question. Yeah, sorry, guys. All good, all good. You're all good. Hot on those buzzers for this one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Watch me. Ladies.

Kendall. Is it door leaper? It is. She's a lady. She's a lady. Well done, Kendall. It's a downtrower. But Carter, I feel like you got to call back and play again.

That was a practice round for you. Yeah, that's practice. Yeah, yeah. I'll be back. Be honest with us. Tomorrow morning. Oh, next week. Are you already on the pest, Carter?

No, no, no. No, just a bit slow today. Yeah. Just slow today. It's right. Oh, no. Kendall, that was a bloody good win. Three-nill.

Congratulations. Do you get the 50 bucks and the trading first lady victory? Good on, you candle. All good. Would you rather that I thought was pretty good? But you are saying it's so simple and so clear-cut. I'm just saying for me. Yeah, right.

It's simple and clear-cut. Ella said the same thing. Would you rather this morning is, would you rather have the ability to blink yourself into bed from any location, so anywhere, and your teeth are brushed, your face is clean, your body is washed,

and you're in your Jimmy Jams. Yep. And you're ready to go to, you're ready for bed. Okay. You're ready for sleep. Or have the ability to snap your fingers and you are instantly showered

and ready to leave the house with fresh clothes on. Your hair is done, your makeup is ready, you look great. You look completely put together. This is such an easy one for me. Okay.

What is it then? Instantly ready to go. Oh, okay, good. Instantly. I thought you were going to say bid. Absolutely not. Oh, good. Okay.

The grueling task of getting yourself ready, all the faff that goes with it as a woman, God, it's a punish. Such a punish. And if I could take that out of my day, it would change my life, truly. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not exaggerating.

It would save me so much time. The upshot of the bed one though is the teleportation element though, is that you can... Yeah, that's kind of cool. You know, you get straight to bed because the worst part of being in town for me, like if I go out, the worst bit is the journey home and the admin. Like if I could go, all right, I've had my fun, I'm done. Totally. And then I'm in bed. That'll be pretty good.

I still don't think I would trade off being instantly ready for the teleportation thing. I still don't think I would. Because that's a once-a-fortnight thing whereas the ready-to-leave thing is every day. Every day. Okay, you want to be instantly ready. Claudia? I can't choose.

There's pros and cons of both. Like, sometimes getting ready is the fun part. Like, it's nice to sit and just do your makeup. Never. But then on the other hand, sometimes the showering is the fun part, right? It's never the fun part. I've never found showering the fun part of anything.

What is really cold? Showering is a grudge act for me. I hate showering so much. Depends. Sometimes I like it, sometimes. Oh, I can't stand it. For a lot of people, shower is like your happy place. Yeah, yeah.

And sometimes it's your place to cry, I found out, from working with you guys. I have my worst thoughts in there. Okay, so you can't decide. We'll give you a bit more time. Ella, what is it? Bed. You want to instantly be ready for bed. It's so easy.

If I'm camping and I'm having a bad time, I'd snap my fingers and I'd be in bed. Am I going crazy? Why? No, you're completely valid. I can't believe you guys. guys would pick that. Yeah. I like getting ready, honestly.

Like, my makeup takes only 15 minutes. You're not crazy. Sarah said, snap those fingers, baby. I'm running late as we speak. So they're on your side. Preach it, Bree. Someone else said 100% I would choose ready for bed. Blink and into bed is the only way to go.

I've never been so sure about something. Yeah, right. Like recently. Like, I'm so sure about it. If you're the sort of person who does ironing and stuff, that's all done for you with that one. Because your clothes, you're looking fresh. Even if I, I mean, I don't iron anything.

I don't think I've ironed something since 2011. But does that mean that all my stuff would be ironed anyway? Yes. How good. Just the stuff you want to wear that way. God, I would look crisp. Yeah, yeah. I would look fantastic.

And I'd sleep soundly. I think I would do that one too. Yeah. Really? Mainly because my bed routine has just brush my teeth and put a t-shirt on. So. Do you just Donald Duck? There's not much, Edmund.

Oh no, undies too. You're Donald Duck it. So you're Donald Ducking it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have no pants on? No. Weird.

Donald Duck doesn't wear undies. I thought Donald Duck was just t-shirt and then Willie hanging out the bottom of the t-shirt. He is. Yeah. No wonder your wife. What? Kicks you out. What are you going to say?

No wonder your wife's attraction is petering out. I don't. She? Did she see you with just a t-shirt and undies on? That might be the meanest thing you've ever said to me. That might be... I was just going to say, No, wonder your wife kicks you out and you go sleep in the speed.

No, the words she said was, no wonder your wife's attraction to you is petering out. That's what you say to us. I have never said that. You said it in a different way. But it's because you're Donald ducking around the bedroom. Like imagine, imagine. Do you seriously think if I wore some pants to bed, it would change the dynamic of my marriage?

I think it would make a difference, yeah. Okay. Guess what I'm wearing to bed tonight? Pants. I hope they're denim. All shorts. Jorts. What is the chocolate that is making a comeback to Kiwi shelves?

It's been away for five years. The chocolate is... Pods. Pods. Pads. Remember when I launched the Pod Squad years ago when they were going extinct? How could I forget? That's why I bought it up.

And we gave away a bunch of pods, the last ones available on our show. In 2021, Brie and our former producer, Anastasia, R-A-P, not dead, just dead to us, drove around Auckland. They went to all the bulk buy supermarkets. We went everywhere. And bought every remaining packet of money. Mars pods and Snickers pods that you guys could get your hands on. Yeah. And we gave them away to the people.

We had pods coming out the wazoo. Yeah, we were pooping pods. They're coming back on the 7th of July, which is... We carry the one... Tuesday, I think. Tuesday. In time for World Chocolate Day. Heaps of stores have actually already got them out.

I went to a night and day yesterday and they were already out there. So you'll find them. But we'll get Mars, Snickers and Twicks back on the show. shelves for the pods. Oh, the three flavours. Should we, we should bring it back, the Pod Squad. And we should give out pods all morning on Tuesday for World Chocolate Day. Well, I believe our producer Claudia has been beavering away at something behind

the scenes in regards to that, Claudia. Yeah, here's a great suggestion. How about on Tuesday we're give away pods all morning? What a fantastic idea from Claudia. Unpopular opinion. All the flavours of pods taste the same. I agree. What?

Yeah, there's not that much difference. That's outrageous. Yeah. They were all pretty similar. No. I didn't say they were bad. I just said they were all quite similar. One of them's peanut and one of them's not.

Well, you'll be doing a blind taste test on Tuesday. Fine. I will. I'll rise to that challenge. We need a new flavour of pods too. If you're coming back, bring us something new. I reckon they should do, do you remember the pink Dunkeroo flavor? Oh, yes.

Do I what? They should bring back? What was that Dunkeroo stuff, eh? I don't know, but it was so young. I know it was pink and it was meant to be. be strawberry flavored. They should put that strawberry flavor. Was it cheese? No, it wasn't cheese. It was like a, yeah,

like a candy paste. Was it icing? Yeah, icing's probably good way to describe it. What the hell were those tiny kangaroos jumping into? icing. I don't Is it supposed to be mud, the chocolate one? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't understand. Just let them live their lives. Guys, can you still get Dippa Dunkeroo? Don't think too much about it.

Like, you know, it was a fantastic thing and you just leave it at that. Maybe it's none of our business. Are they gone? Are they off the shelves? I think they are. I think you can still get them in Australia. Really?

Dunker Roo's is a brand of snack food manufactured by General Mills, launched in 1999, Ebert, containing cookies and frosting. Frosting, there you go. You were right. Yeah. There you go. All right. Well, Tuesday.

Pod Squad, Tuesday. Pod Squad. Tuesday. Pot Squad. Three pods on the Brian Clint show. Pod squad. Every caller gets pods. Every caller. Every caller.

Everybody who rings the show gets pods. Pod squad. That's a brain Clint guarantee. Lock it in. Z-Dames, Brian and Clint. There's been buzz and lots of skepticism. Brian Clint's Wedding Watch. We are 24 hours away from the wedding of the century.

And everyone's on Taylor Watch. We're trying to get eyes on the ground. We want to talk to someone in New York City brief. So yesterday we put a call out on our secret podcast group on Facebook to see if anyone who listens to our show is there in New York City. And we had someone respond. Alison Plummer joins us on the phone. Hi, Alison.

Hi, Alison. Good morning, guys. How's it going over there? Oh, my gosh. So are you a bona fide American who listens to the Bree and Clint show from America? You know, I think I'm on a top 10 list. of people who have listened to you the longest on Spotify. What?

That's so cool. I don't want to see my own horn, but a big fan over here. Just sorry to indulge us for a second. I know this is meant to be about you and Taylor Swift, but how did you find our podcast? How did you start listening to our show? Honestly, I think she gets a lot of credit, but Mama Die in the back seat of the car

while Bree is reading her the best jokes I have heard as a strong independent lesbian here in America. And we're big with the lesbians, Alison. We're number one with lesbians worldwide, it turns out. So you're in New York City right now, is that right? I am. 22 years. That's incredible.

And what's the buzz been like in New York City? Honestly, there's a lot of talk going on, but now there's a lot of action happening. And I know that Dean tells you all this, but I'm not Dean. I'm Allie, and I'm in New York. You want me to give you the logistics that I've got so? far? Absolutely. Tell us everything you have on Taylor Swift's New York wedding.

All right, here we go. Starting at 6 tonight, there is a small rehearsal dinner. And so within the stadium, there's a small stage off to the side. It's meant for about 100 people. And she has put in for a possible stage appearance tonight. And I don't know who it's going to be, but you know it's going to be juicy. And then starting tomorrow afternoon, late afternoon, they start with the cocktail hour, as we have read. The event is scheduled and all the security is there until 4 a.m. on Saturday.

So with the logistics, all of the surrounding streets are filled with delivery trucks and over 100 cops. They're selling 900 persons spent at one of the two main entrances to completely cover the area. And they might do this on the other side too, but probably not till tomorrow. There are already heaps of people standing by the loading dock, though. So you know that people are getting ready. If you wanted to go and get as close as you could to Madison Square Garden at the moment, how close could you get Ellison? Honestly, you would not pay me to do that as a New Yorker.

Okay. Fair enough. We understand. Carry on. However, however, so the main train station on the entire East Coast is directly across the street from Madison Square Garden. So it is just, it's going to be 600,000 people on the road. a weekday come in and out of that building. Wow.

It is also the 4th of July weekend on Saturday. Oh. It's going to be a million tourists in town. I didn't even think about that. But yeah, that is crazy to think about that. Oh my God. Free fireworks display for your wedding, though. Yeah, true.

It's a good way to do it. How does this compare to the last crazy thing that happened in New York, which was like two weeks ago, the Knicks winning the NBA? And of course, a lot of that was centered around, Madison Square Garden. How does it compare hype-wise to what you guys have been through recently? Oh, absolutely. So I say a million people coming into town for the holiday.

There were a million people in town to the Knicks as well. However, that's in a public setting. So they were corralled in a nice way. However, all of this is A-list. They already have 250 cops in the rotation of it. It's 120 on the books and then 130 fling. enclosed officers, so the undercover. Wow.

The people that they would have had to bring in for this for just security alone is crazy. Alison, you've been in New York City for 22 years. Have you experienced anything like of this magnitude in New York before? Not to this level. I mean, we have plenty of fans here in New York, but the amount of international people

coming into town for this, I think is going to be pretty buggy. We've already, they already have two of the streets closed off in the major part of the city. And they had applied to shut off the avenues as well, which was not possible as it would have gridlocked that huge major intersection. It's like the American Royal Wedding, isn't it? A little bit? Yeah. Yeah, totally. That's a really good way to put it.

Absolutely. This is a good question. Are you a Swifty Ellison or is this whole thing a bit annoying and you wish that you could just get to your bodega a bit easily and this whole thing was over and done with? You know, honestly, I may have, that Taylor Swift thing may have happened after my prime years. However, you know, she does have a reputation here. However, she's a normal. She's a regular. In fact, Cornelia Street is down the street from me.

She had lived there for years. And one of their favorite restaurant called the Corner Store is two blocks away from me right now. So she is, you know, she's known in this town. Oh, you're a Swifty. You've got the references. You know the touch points. You're a Swifty, Alison. Hey, we really appreciate having insight from someone who is actually there.

Enjoy this weekend, okay, because you get to be a part of history, you get to experience it firsthand. And if anything really interesting happens, we would love to talk to you again on Monday and hear how the whole thing went down if that's okay. Oh, absolutely. I'm here for the before and the after. Alison, I feel like you've got a career coming your way in reporting, because this was fantastic. You know, I won't lie. I do weather reports every few days, and I do want to. say for this, for today and tomorrow, these are record highs here in New York. It's about 38 degrees

here, a record high. 38 degrees Celsius in the city. 38 degrees Celsius. We have our gay Hollywood correspondent and Dean McCarthy and now we've got our lesbian, New York correspondent and Alison. Thanks, Alison. We appreciate it. Thanks, Ellie. Absolutely, guys.

Pleasure. That was so good. Just some feedback coming through on the text machine. Alison is so good. I can't believe you guys found her. She is really good at this. We should get her on the box. We should.

Yeah, yeah. We need more strong, independent lesbians on this show. The more, the merrier. ZADM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and I have both been getting bombarded by Instagram ads in our feed at the moment. And it's always your own fault because it's always a link that you've clicked on. And it's the worst mistake you can make because these places are relentless. Yeah.

Like it's just constant. The same ad. And I get hit from every direction. I'll get it on Instagram. I'll get it on Facebook. I'll get it on TikTok. I'll get it coming up when I'm like looking on news websites in the ad, little ad pop-ups.

Oh my God. The ones on my New Zealand Herald page on the sidebar are just the weirdest TEMU products. And I don't even use TEMU that much. But there are some products and it's like, what on earth is this product? And that's so good because the problem. product that they show you is weird enough that you want to know what it is, but the only way you can find out is by clicking it again. That's their whole game.

They're like, oh, it's a back massager. I'm like, bull crap, that's a back massager. That's the rudest looking back massager. Why are you looking up back massages? No, but I never did. I've just ended up here. But you clicked on it then. Yeah.

Right, sure. Anyway, and then I had to order three to get the free shipping. One of the things that have been popping up for you lately? They're so boring. one of them is dog harnesses. You know those dog harnesses? Is it just me who's getting all these ads? But it goes around the front legs of the dog,

so it's not around their throat. And you can... It's a normal dog harness. Clip them on at the front. And then you can gop pro their name onto the side. Yeah. I bought some of those. Are they good?

Years ago. They're all right, yeah. Well, the ads have convinced me that they are the only dog collar that you should own. My dog, Merrill, wears one. Yeah, right. Just because she needs a bit more control. Yeah, right. Mr. Simple has me in his grips for some reason.

Every single, I've never bought anything from Mr. Simple. Mr. Simple. It's just basic pants and knits and beanies and stuff. Seems quite targeted at you, doesn't it? It does. They're like, you know who's a basic, you know who's a bit simple. Clint Roberts. Clint Roberts.

It's targeted. Hound him. Another one is roofs because Bloody Art Green did an Instagram story about repairing his roof. and I do need some repairs done on my roof. And I was like, oh, it looks pretty good. I go for a colour bond. I know I've got similar houses, so I clicked the link. Now, every roofing company in Auckland is in my feed just going,

you want a quote? You want a quote, mate? Do you want a quote? I'm like, no, I just wanted to have a look what R. Green was doing. Exactly right. Exactly right. Yeah, that's fair.

For me, it's the foundation that goes on white and then changes colour to match your exact skin tone, which is crazy. Fisherman beanies, which I have been in the market for. Okay. But I just can't pull the trigger on this. You know who does a great fisherman beanie? Who? Mr Simple.

Do they? Yeah. I might have a look at Mr. Simple. Careful, careful. Once you type it in. Oh, true. Once you type it in, you'll never get out. True.

Well, I'm being hounded by this other company who wants to charge me $80 for a fisherman's Beanie? No, no, no. My wife would knit you one. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. Save me $80. $80.

You just pick the color. She'll get to it. Oh, hell yeah. See, I mean, this is great. Have you bought the skincare one yet? Haven't, oh, the skincare one I did cave and I bought the beef tallow. Oh, you bought beef tallow. That's right.

The moisturized beef tallow, which I regret that. We talked a lot about beef tallow because a lot of people were getting beef tallow ads in their feed. How was it? And how did your dogs behave around you? It still hasn't come. Oh. Yeah. Which makes me think I got scammed.

Which serves me right, really. Where did you buy it from? Some company that was punishing me with ads, which makes me think it's a scam. And I pulled the trigger on another one yesterday, which I actually am excited about this one. Okay. I feel like this is actually a good one.

Yeah. Or I've just drunk the Kool-Aid. Yeah. Well, I won't have seen it there so I can judge it for you. So hear me out. It's a fake tan. You put on it. home, which I mean not revolutionary.

We've got to eaves to those. But this one, you put it on, right? Yeah. You leave it for 10 minutes, 10 minutes. And then you wash it off. And you're good. And you're good. And it develops over the next 24 hours, but that's all you need.

10 minutes, you wash it off, you don't go to bed sticky, boom. Excuse us, Normies. How long do you normally have to leave a fake tan? Overnight and all your sheets and messed up. Oh, well, then it is revolutionary. It's revolutionary. Is it from a company you've ever heard off before? Because I feel like if it's a product that works,

Bondi Sands would have put it out by now. It is an Aussie company from the looks. Okay. Which gives me hope. If anyone's interested, it's called Lovingtan. What? Loving tan. Loving tan.

Loving tan. Careful though. Like I said, once you Google it. Or maybe it's not an Australian company. Once you Google it, they've got you. Oh, no. Have I been scammed? again.

This is the thing. They all make themselves look like they're like a Kiwi or an Australian website. It's just some drop-shipping crap out of China. Anyway, because I try and do the research. I try and read the reviews, which are probably all fake anyway, you know? Yeah, the reviews are on their website. Take it from me. If you're interested in the loving tan, if you liked what you heard just now,

10 minutes you wash it off, I will use it. Yeah. And I will give you my honest review. And we need to take some before and after photos. Yeah, to see how good. Yeah. Okay. We'll get Brian in her knickers and take some before photos.

I don't want to be photographed in my knickers. Well, we need to know if it works. I don't want to photograph you in your knickers either. You can look at my leg. You can look at my leg. What, you're going to tan one leg. That'd be a great test. You'd be lopsided.

Oh, that's great test. That's great, yes. Or tan one half of my body. Tan one leg, yeah. One leg, one arm, and then down the middle of your face. Yep. Yes. God, the legs sighing.

for the people. What is it for you guys? 0800 dial Z.m or text it to 9696. What's the ad that is in your feed nonstop at the moment? Yes, producer Ella? Oh, it's a bit embarrassing, but I get them from gyms going.

If you're a lady in your 20s and you've never, ever, ever exercised, we've got a trial for you. God, they know you so well. Too well. Are they listening? That's like incredibly targeted. Like, also feels like a scam

because they're not gyms I know. Be careful. Yeah, because once you sign up, you know, you can't get out of it. No. Yeah, whether you go or not. The ZDM Podcast Network. You guys are texting us now about the ads that you're getting in your feed. We receive your text messages through a website, which is on our personal laptops.

Yes. Bree just clicked on one of your text messages, which was for like a tanning. Someone text through and they said, because I was talking about this tan that I just bought that's apparently a 10 minute tan. And then someone texted her and said, have you seen the glow drops ads for home sun tan? And I literally cross over to my Facebook page, first thing that comes up in my feed,

an ad for glow drops. Because you guys text us about it. And I've never seen that ad before in my life. Oh, creepy. That evil geniuses. We do have good news for you on the tan front, though. Yeah, okay. We have someone who has purchased the specific tan

that you've bought Georgie. You say it's legit. Yeah, it's literally legit, Bray. Like, you're all good. No, need to stress. So I haven't been scammed, Georgie. No, you're all good. You haven't fallen.

You're not a tamer victim. Because this well-time Georgie, Brie bought this thing that was in her feed, which was an eyebrow stencil. And it was this, it was like these series of cards, and they were all shaped like different eyebrows. And you just pick the eyebrow that you want, and then you hold it over your eyebrow,

and you just colour in inside the stencil. I don't want to talk about that time. It didn't turn out great. I look like Bert or End or Ernie. But Georgie, this is great news. So you have used Loving Tan before and you say it's legit. Yeah, it's legit. God, they're going to be loving this free promo, aren't they?

Yeah, yeah. And then when you do your before and after Instagram pictures. Georgie and I should be ambassadors. You don't even have to write hashtag ad on that because you bought it. Thanks, Georgie. Let's go to Kaz. Hi, Kaz. Hi, Kaz.

Good morning. What's your feed full of? Kaz. What ads are you getting bombarded with? I've got my nine-year-old son listening to me here. But I was looking for some new brass, and all of a sudden, all just popping up constantly with all this bloody sexy lingerie and stuff. Oh, yeah.

And I was like, what the hell? And my husband sees it. And he's like, oh, what are you looking at? And then the other thing is, like, I get it. Because I'm perimenopausal, I'm looking at stuff and, like, looking at hormonal stuff and stuff, but I'm constantly getting feeds for yoga and, you know, 45 plus women. You're like, leave me alone. Are you the same as my wife?

You're getting smashed with ads for creatine as well, Kaz? Yeah, constant. And, like, yoga, my body's going to transform within 30 days. 30 days? Oh, why wouldn't you? What a promise. I would have signed up yesterday. All right, thanks, Cairs with the sexy bras and lingerie feed.

We appreciate it. Jessica's here. Morning, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Morning. What's the thing that's bombarding your feed at the moment? So, on TikTok, I keep getting ads for this LGBTQ plus dating app. Okay.

Do you want to meet local lesbians, transgender women, bisexual? Yeah. For reference, I'm a straight woman who's been a relationship for seven years. Oh, my gosh. You know what's crazy, Jessica, is someone else has texted through, and they said, I get bombarded for ads of a queer dating app. I couldn't be more straight if I tried. So, baby.

There must be something about your algorithm, Jessica, where they've gone. I reckon we could get her. I reckon we could get her. I even blocked them. I've locked the ads, thinking I just don't want them. And like a month later, they came up again. I have no real. Is it, we're getting more texts about this now?

Is it called tame? me like T-A-I-M-I-T-R-Me? Yes, yeah, that's the one. Wow, Tiami, just trying to turn all the women out there. So many people are texting us and saying they're getting Tiami. They're like, come over to the dark side. Well, good to know, Jess. Good to be able to keep your options open.

They're never going to get Jess, you know. They can keep trying, but they're not going to turn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the ads that you keep getting hounded with. There are so many of these coming through. Someone said mine's all wedding-related. I'm getting married in September and it is making me more stressed out than ever. The other day I actually bigged my phone to stop sending me wedding content and it has.

It has stopped for now. God, finally. Yeah. Someone else, a lot of people, and I can relate to this as well, a lot of people are texting through about the Korean skin care. And they always boast about how it replaces Botox and it'll make your skin look like glass and this and that and whatever. and it's just so dodgy. Like there's so many dodgy brands and they're all just like trying to get you to buy this stuff

that it's just everywhere at the moment. Someone said exactly that. Ashton said Korean skincare and this weird joint oil. Like, thanks. You don't need to remind me that I'm now 37 and basically on death store. I haven't got the joint oil yet. You will now that you've said it out loud.

Great. Yeah, yeah. I look forward to seeing the ads for the joint oil. A lot of Tiami text still coming through as well. I wonder if anyone has seen that and gone. Maybe I'll give it a go. Tiami. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe someone's heard that and they're going to jump on board. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint Podcast. ZM's Taylor Takeover kicks off at 6 a.m. tomorrow. Taylor Swift prizes all day and crosses to New York as we gear up for the wedding. Serena Williams, one of the greatest to ever do it, to ever play tennis. One of the greatest. She's had a number of years off. She's had a couple of kids

and she announced she was coming back to tennis. Everyone was like, hey, you're 44. Yeah, 44. You've done it all. You clocked tennis already. She's played a couple of doubles tournaments where she just played doubles. With their sister.

Yeah, one was with her sister, I think. And then Wimbledon was her first time coming back to play in the singles tournament. Which people would love. People were. fizzing for it. Apparently, at Wimbledon, a friend of mine who lives over there said the buzz around her first game was outrageous. It's like if Ritchie McCaw decided he was going to run out for the All Blacks in Christchurch this weekend. Yeah, it was like a final at Wimbledon. Yeah. Anyway, she played an Aussie youngster named Maya Joint.

and after two and a half hours, Maya Joint, unfortunately, beats Serena Williams. That she did. And that's the game winner. Serena Williams return, ends in defeat, but not in failure. The rest is real, and she lost little steam in the last 20 minutes of this match against the player 24 years younger.

24 years younger than her. Yeah, she lost a little bit of steam because she's 44 and she's playing at Wimbledon. She lost in three sets, 636764. Wasn't the dream comeback that everyone was hoping for. But it doesn't mean she can't do it. Yeah. Get this. Serena Williams' first, Wilmington was 1998.

Maya, what was her name, Maya Joint was born in 2006. Eight years after the first time. she played at Wimbledon. So look, yeah, you're right. Not the dream comeback that she was hoping for. But it doesn't mean that she can't do it. She has won 23 grand slams, including Wimbledon seven times. And apparently in this game, there was glimpses of her old self. She was serving at 200 kilometers an hour a couple of times, her first serve, which is just wild. It doesn't mean you can't do it as well. But we do want to know when your comeback wasn't quite everything that you hoped it would be. Kim, this was the case for your partner, wasn't it? Yeah, he just went back after rupturing his hamstring.

Yeah. And just the first half of the season, he scored a goal, but he snapped his ACL and damaged his meniscus. Oh! Is this soccer? Oh, no. Yeah, football, yeah. Oh, surely that's soccer career over. No, no, no. How old is he?

I hope so. How old is he? 30. Oh. Oh, that's rough. have that happening to you at 30. Yeah, but is it worth it? He's going to have to have full surgery,

rehab. Are you sick of driving him to physio and A&E, Kim? Yeah. I left him at A&E. I can tell by just the tone of Kim's voice, she is so far over it. She's like, mate, you're not going to be a professional.

Let's move on. Thanks, Kim. Someone said every few months, I have a great comeback to my gym. and I'm doing it again, but this time it's different, I swear. Yeah. I feel like that every time as well. I feel like if I could get a bird's eye view of my life and see the ebbs and flows of that,

because every time I decide I'm getting fit again, it is different. And it is going to be different this time. And I'm buying different supplements. And I've got the different gym gear this time. And I've picked a different time to go to the gym. So this time is going to be different. Yeah, totally. Every time.

We believe you. No, I know. And then three months later. I just. I just don't know if I'm, because I'm the same. You're doing it right now. I'm doing it. I'm trying to do all the right things.

I'm trying to be consistent. But I just don't know if I'm one of those people. And the people I'm talking about are the ones that are consistent and you know are just going to be fit their whole lives. And they don't talk about it because it's not, it's not news to them. It's just a part of their day. And it's like doing an Instagram post about having a shower for them. They're like, why would I? This is just part of what I do.

Yeah, they're not posting about their gym session that day. Like, they're just doing it. Someone texts through and said, I had three years off cricket for a massive foot injury, really long rehab. First trial game, I broke my arm on the second ball I faced. Silver lining, though, I played on and made the... You played on.

With a broken arm. And made the team. Was out for the season with a broken arm. That's outrageous. Why did you try and make the team if you had a broken arm? You know you can't play. Maybe they didn't know at the time that it was broken. The coach is like, congratulations, you're in.

And he's like, thanks so much. I'm going to need three months off. I've broken my arm. Crazy. What about this? I played football two years of my life. I got pregnant last year, so I had the season off, came back this year to then play 31 minutes of the season

and break my knee and end up needing surgery. That's gutting. That is gutting because you'd be like, here we are. I'm back. I'm going to start my career again. I thought you're going to say you got pregnant again, 31 minutes into the game. Probably would have been better than the knee thing.

It's ZM's Breedclint podcast. It's a Friday. And on a Friday, we do Friday Oakey. Ladies and gentlemen, Breanclin's Friday Hokie. If it wasn't bad enough, you had to endure it in the afternoon. It's now come to your mornings. A lot of way to start your day. If you've never heard us do Fridayoke before, how would you describe it, Bree?

It's where two people who cannot sing do their absolute best to try and sing the same song and make everyone cringe whilst listening to it. Cringing is not the goal, but it is the outcome every single time. Because the wedding of the century goes down tomorrow, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey in New York City, we have decided it's only right to do Taylor Swift and we can't believe we've never done this song for Fridayoke.

It's Love Story. We've both been in. Spent time with our audio engineer, Sam, recorded our Love Story covers. And you guys are about to hear them for the first time along with us, and you'll tell us who did the better job. How do you feel you went this week? Oh, I don't think I've got much Taylor Swift in my range.

But I was surprised to hear you say you don't think you did particularly well. I just feel mine is going to be very much. very monotone. Well, my daughters, Tui and Maggie are listening this morning and they are rooting for you. Oh, thanks, girls. Thanks, Tui. Thanks Maggie. They're hoping that you take this one out.

So on their behalf, I've decided that you can go first. Okay. Here's Bree's version of Love Story. We need you guys to pick the winner, so listen carefully. Brian Clint, John ZM. We were both young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. and the flashback starts, I'm standing there

on a balcony in summer air. See the light, see the party, the ball gowns, see you know, did I know that you were Romeo, you were throw from Julie be the prince. I don't think anyone's saying yes to that. I think it would be a big fat note. I think it was quite good. Chorus is always a bit rough, but I thought you did a good job. Harmonies.

Someone said, Wow, Taylor's team will be issuing a cease and desist in three, two, one. Someone else just goes, WTF. Brutal. That's just Breeze one, okay? You can't vote until you've heard both. What if I am a secret Swifty? What if I have the best Taylor Swift in me?

You very well could be, but we need to listen to find out. Here it comes. This is my love story. After this, we need five people to help us pick the winner of Friday Oakee. Best of luck. Thank you. We were both. I saw you.

I closed my eyes and the flashback stars I'm standing there. On a balcony in summer air. Little did I. Yes. Clint's wife is listening. Would you say yes again to that, Lucy? I reckon she would. Large part of me hopes my wife wasn't listening to that.

I think she was. Lots of texts coming through, including this. It says, Gisbury, you have improved so much. And that is a compliment. I haven't listened to your karaoke segment for a few years. You've improved. Oh, that's nice? Clint has not.

Oh. Routal. Brutal. It all comes down to the votes, though, and the phone lines are open now. on 0,800 dial Zid M. Can you call through? I mean, can you pick it? Yeah, who had the better love story today?

Was it me or was it Clint? That is up for you to decide. Oh, 800 dials at M right now if you'd like to vote. Clint, my cat just jumped into the lit fire. Play Z&M's Bree and Clint. Oakey! And we're back. With the results of our Taylor Swift Friday, Oki.

Please do not. adjust your radios. This person who texts through and said, I just turned on my radio this morning. Is everything okay, lol? After hearing both of our versions of Taylor Swift's love story, Clint. Bree's version of Taylor Swift love story sounded like this. And mine sounded like this.

Someone said, I just turned on the radio to hear Clint absolutely butchering one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs. Yeah, well, that's what we do, okay? That's our job. That's what we're good at. We've got five people standing by to help us pick the winner. Morning, Jayah. Hi, Jayah.

Hi. Did you like our versions of love story, Jayah? Yes. You did. Great. Are you really? Wait. Yes.

Welcome on board. Good to have you here. Who do you think did the better love story, Jayah? I see you. I see a great. I did. Sorry, twins. No, all good.

I get it. I appreciate you, Jay. Love you. Let's go to Kim. Morning, Kim. Morning, Kim. Morning. Morning.

Who are you going to vote for? First time call us. Wait a second. Getting all the first time is through. Well, first time voting in Fridayoke too then, isn't it? Who are you going to vote for? Definitely Bree, and I really want to do a karaoke night at a pub with her. Kim, name the time and the place.

What's your song, Kim? I've got too many. I've got way too many. Sounds fun. I feel like Kim can do them all. Did you get that vibe? Kim's got confidence. Yeah.

Uh, Dave's here. Hi, David. Hi, David. Hello, team. How are we doing? Good, mate. How's your morning going? Oh, frickin' heck, it was cold this morning, three degrees.

Oh. Bloody, wasn't it? Where are you? My nips could have cut glass. I'm in Westmare. Yep. Anyway. We've been to keep Bree, we've had to keep Bree away from the windows this morning.

Yeah. Be a bit drafty in here otherwise. It was like Mission Impossible. Sorry, Dave, you don't need that visual. Sorry, David. What were your thoughts on Friday, okay? Well, after listening to Bree, I was really not looking forward to yours, Clint. But to be honest, if I had to listen to either one of you, if I had to eliminate one of you, I have to eliminate Bree.

So Clint, you've got my vote. Congratulations. Thank you, David. Oh, you won him over. A begrudging vote. David is your love story. Very cute. April's here.

Morning, April. Hi, April. Morning. Morning. Are you a swiftly, April? I'm a little bit of a swifty, yeah. Okay, so you're not too offended by what we did to Love Story just there? No, I think he's gave it your all.

Yes. We sure did, April, but who did it for you more? For me, I'm going to have to say Clint. Wow, I did not think we were going to come here to tiebreak. I'll say, can you please finish that sentence? Yes, tiebreak on the love story, which means Jason, you have the power this morning. Morning, Jace. Morning, guys.

How's it going? Good, thank you, Jase. How are you doing on this cold morning, Jace? I'm sitting here with my two little boys on the way to school, and this is their first time calling them. They're pretty excited. Wait a second, boys. Give them a shout out.

What's their names, Jase? Robby and Tommy. Morning boys. Morning lads. Is it a consensus? Do you all agree on who you're going to vote for? Who do you want to vote for, guys? Yeah, come.

Clean. Clean's from here, guys. Wow. Unanimous this morning in Jason's car. Unanimous. Wow, thank you very much, guys. Congratulations. Who knew?

Your girls are going to be so happy. Dad, one love story. Taylor takeover kicks off at 6 a.m. tomorrow on Z.M. Non-stop Taylor Swift all day. Taylor Swift prizes and merch and crosses to New York City to get the latest on what is happening with the wedding as well. So don't miss it. up.

ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. I saw an interesting conversation on TikTok where this woman was talking about something she heard from one of her

redheaded friends. Oh yes. Natural redheads. Yeah. I'm from a natural redheaded family. Yeah. And it's something

that they mentioned in conversation and she was like, wait, what are you talking about? Okay. Take a listen. Did you know that the redheads have a wave?

One of my housemates, she's a redhead. She was just like, and I was walking past this person and he had red hair. And so, you know, I did the redhead wave. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, secret society. Do you know what it is? Can you show me? No.

She was like, I wouldn't be able to like do it now. But like, because you're not a redhead. It would be disingenuous. I think so. And I was like, wait, maybe there's a whole world of redheaded things that we're not allowed to know about. No. That's crazy. I need to test us.

I need to know what it is. I need to know what the wave is. is, even if you can't tell us what the wave is, because it's a secret, red-headed person thing. Can you tell us that it exists? Yes. Yeah. That's what I want to find out this morning. Is it kind of like how when you're walking a dog and you see another dog owner and you guys sort of just like a, hey?

And you sniff each other's bums. Yeah. Yeah. You cock a leg. Yeah. Is it like that? But you know what I mean? Like if you see someone who's in the same situation as you, is it just like an acknowledgement.

I need to know what it is. What's this secret wave that the red-headed community have? Yeah, yeah. Like, what could it be? Do you all know about it? Could it be like where you wave with three fingers? Let's test the way. Like, what, because obviously you've just got your normal wave.

Yeah. Is it the three finger wave? That's weird. I know, but it's unusual. The scouts, that's what scouts do. Yeah. Don't do that one. Yeah, don't do the shocker wave.

That's for a different community. Do we have any red heads listening right now? Is it just a pinky? Like a pinky wave? Yeah. What's up? First text, there is no redhead wave. I'm a redhead.

Also, my daughter is a redhead and so are all of my nieces. And so do they all say the same thing? Are you guys just saying that so that we don't find out about the redhead wave? I reckon they're keeping it a secret. I reckon it's like a thing that they all have where they don't talk about it, but they're like, don't talk about the wave. It's like fight club for redheads. Someone else said must be an aggressive wave because all redheads have a short temper.

Don't say that. And also don't say that to a redhead. Yeah, they'll get angry very quickly. I'm a natural redhead. I've never heard or seen this secret wave. Someone else is like, WTF, what is she talking about? I'm ginger as, and I don't wave at ginger's any different. I would almost bet that all gingers inherently diss or other gingers when we see each other.

Anastasia says, I'm a redhead and I think it's just an awkward wave. Someone else is like, do a poll. We are. We are. That's literally what we're doing. So far, no one has said that there is a secret redheaded wave. Redhead here, no idea about a secret wave. Or, or they're all keeping it a secret because that's what it is.

Like you said, like Fight Club. Okay. The first rule of Redhead Club, don't talk about Redhead Club. Who's going to date a redhead and marry them? Because then obviously they have to tell you about it. Well, I think you have to breed with them and then produce a redhead with them. And then force your children. to tell you.

No, and then you watch them. You spend the next 20 years watching them until they do the wave. And then when they do the wave, you call us. You catch them. You catch them in the wild and then you release the secret online. 50-year-old redhead here, never heard of it.

Seriously, guys, there is no secret. Yeah, but you would say that. You would say there's no secret. My mum and I are redheads. There's a redhead look, not a wave. Wait, wait, what's the look? Okay, we're interested. Is it the same thing?

like when lesbians see lesbians in public and the first thing that a lesbian couple does when they see a lesbian couple is they go pst, lesbians. Oh. I know. Get a load of those lesbians. Every single time if a lesbian couple sees another lesbian couple, they'll go, look, lesbos.

Must be a lesbian. ZM's, Bree and Clint. Covering for Fletchbourne and Haley. The lesbian comment was accurate. God, if we had a dollar for every time we've said lesbian this morning, we'd have like $15. We'd have, yeah, we'd have at least $15. Yeah, someone said the lesbian thing had to be screaming and clapping.

It's so accurate. You guys need a wave. If the redheads have a wave, which we are being told they don't, but we reckon they do, you lesbians need a wave. That's the wave. Brie. What? Is that better?

No. No, that's about L Woods, isn't it? Like flutter fingers? Is that what you call it? How would you describe this wave? I said L, it's about L Woods. Oh, L Woods Wave, yeah. Yeah.

Hi. And I don't think she was, was she? Well, actually, how do we know? Everyone is a little bit. That's true. Same. It is Brinclent. Reinclent.

All I want from my birthday to the birthday dinner. You see that text that just came through. We're talking about the lesbian wave and someone goes, I'm pretty sure the lesbian wave is flashing your high beams on your sabaru. Very good. Yeah, very good. Very good. Hey, this is, you go.

We can do it together. Okay. This is birthday banger where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. Page is going to go. Hi Paige. Hi Paige. Hey, team. How are you?

Good, mate. Plans for the weekend? Oh, wow. A lot of painting. a lot of time of the family, nothing really too exciting, to be honest. Watch and paint drive. Don't let the family hear you say that, Paige. Yeah, that's true.

That would be a bit dark, was they? Hey, mate, what is your birthday? Best date, old February, 1994. All right, that means you were 16th page in 2010, and we've done our calculations, and this is your birthday bang. If we ever meet again. Katie Perry and Timberland, what do you think, Paige? Oh, a bit of a tune, a bit of a soundtrack,

A song that didn't get overplayed. You don't hear it a lot, yeah. No. I think it was Timberland's shock value too. Got it. And people were like, oh, you're doing the same thing again, Timberland. Timberland was everything. Nice.

Nate's here. Hey, Nate. Hi, Nate. Big Nate. Hello. There he is. What are you doing for the weekend, Nate? Pretty crooked.

They're probably just five thousand beds for the weekend, I think. Oh, no. What are you got, you reckon? Oh, just a man flu. Oh, yeah. that stuff's bad man. Nate, that stuff's bad. Don't be afraid to take yourself to the hospital if you need to go, okay?

Oh, yeah, maybe. No, no, you know what you take for man flu? All Black's test on Saturday night? Concrete. Yeah, I'll be watching that anyway. Yeah, there he is. Good man. Hey, what is your date of birth, Nate?

Fourth of September, 1986. All right, mate, you were 16 in 2002. And on that day, this was top of the charts. Abrault. It's a rip-up. How good, yeah. You're into it, Nate? Yeah, how good, yep.

Oh, good on your name. Oh, good on your name. Well, you might not need to go home and put it on because you might be about to win birthday banger. We could play it for you. Rach is here. Hi, Rach. Hi, Rachel.

Hey, yeah. It's the birthday girl. Happy birthday, Rach. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. What, hey, we need to ask, Rachel. What are you having for lunch and dinner today? Well, I'm planning to go out for lunch with my husband

And then the whole family's going for dinner tonight So we're No cooking for me No, and that's great That's great What meals specifically do you believe you'll be having for your birthday Oh, we're going to this wonderful place in Wellington Where you, you know, the typical order lots of small plates

So that'll be us for dinner Yeah Not sure on lunch just yet Would you, would you say you might be having I don't know, like a birthday curry A birthday curry? She said birthday curry. It's decided.

I bet we tricked her into it, but you have to do it now, okay, Rach, even if it's just for lunch. Okay, okay, I will. Apparently it's a thing, the birthday curry. Is it? I'm not heard of it. We recently found out, like last week. We're trying really hard to make it a thing, Rachel. Can you try and help us make it a thing, right?

Okay, okay, I'll jump on that train. Oh, what a ledge. Just for you guys. What's your day to birth, Rach? Bird of the 7th, 1985. There it is. Rachel, you were 16 in 2001. And back in 2001, you would have been having a birthday curry and listening to this.

Oh. A booty-licious birthday curry. That is a banger. That is a banger. What a ripper for Rachel's birthday. Three really good songs. Avril Levine, Timberland and Destiny's Child. Only one can win.

I like them all. What are you feeling, Brianna? I'm feeling... I'm feeling it's Rachel's birthday. I'm feeling birthday girl vibes. And Bootylicious is a Friday vibe. Rach. Happy birthday from the Brian Clint show.

You've just won birthday banger. Oh, how good. Thank you guys. You enjoy that Rogan Josh, okay? Michelle, can you handle this? Z name's Brian and Clint. for you baby. A birthday banger for Rachel on her birthday today.

That's Destiny's Child's Bootylicious number one. Today on this day in 2001. How good, Rachel, having a curry for her birthday. Well, no, she didn't actually... She said birthday curry. Yeah, she said birthday curry with a question mark. She then promised us that she would have a birthday curry. Someone else texted and said,

guys, I have birthday curry every year. So it is a thing. Yep. Yep. We are desperately looking for a curry sponsor. If Patax is listening, who else does a good curry? Oh, there's so many.

So many good curries out there. Are we only thinking Indian curry? Or are we also thinking like Thai curries? I feel like, yeah, Thai green curry. Any kind of curry. Any type of curry counts. Have you had a Japanese curry? Like a Katsu?

No. Katsu. Is that a curry? Is that a curry, is it? No, not Katsu, but just a Japanese curry. Maybe they're the same. Put the Katsu on top of the curry. It's so good. You can make it yourself.

Oh, is that the crumbed beer? What's the sauce that comes with Katsu? Tong Katsu? Curry, I think. I think it's a curry. Yeah. What? I think it's a curry sauce.

Birthday curry? Braid and Clown. Zat M's Breed and Clinch, podcast. Please don't stop the meal. What the hell? Breed and Clean's One Second Song Challenge. Little One Second Song Challenge to end the week. You help us.

songs as quickly as possible. And if you do, there's a prize in it for you. Jen, you're on Bree's team. Morning. Morning. And that means Sarah, you're on team Clint. Morning. Morning. Morning. Gloria's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Morning. Morning. You know how my mom says morning? She'll go like this. Morning. If we called her right now, I bet she would answer with me. Morning? That's do that after this. Yep.

Okay, the way the game works is the song will start right from the beginning. I need you to buzz in with your name, and I'm looking for the artist's name and the name of the song. The first team to three points takes home the win. The loose theme today, because Taylor's Swiss rumored wedding is this weekend. Yes. All the celebs are in New York for it. These are some of her famous friends that are in New York right now, apparently for the wedding. So the theme is guest list.

Yeah, essentially. Okay. So, Brie and Clint, you'll show us how it's done. You'll do the first round. Here is your first song. Clint. I think that was Clint. Yes.

Ed Sharon and... Oh no. Don't blow it. Thinking out loud. Yes. I was ready to jump all over you on that one. Is he going to perform this live for their first dance? As she walks down the aisle?

It's such a cliche, but having Ed Sheeran sing it makes it makes a special. Yeah. Do I guess she'll play any of her own music? No, you don't DJ your own wedding. I don't think so. Okay, that is one point for Team Clint. So Jen and Sarah over to you. Buzz them with your name if you know it.

Sarah. In there, Sarah? It's Sabrina Carpenter. It's Rico. Exactly right. Well done. We're up 2-1, Sarah. We're in trouble, Jen.

We're in trouble. Yeah, Bree, you really need this one. Deep breath. Bree and Clint, this one's. for you. Bray. That is... That's Heim.

Oh, I don't know the name. Oh, you do know. Do I? Yeah, you know it. Just say one. Three. I don't know it. I know the song.

Clint, can you steal that? Always keep your heart lock. Don't let you... Oh, man. To live it. Keep going, get right. But I do my down to the... When it came down...

To the wire. The wire. The wire. We got there. You really needed that. This is such a good song. We should play Hymie. Yeah, we should.

For Friday Jans today. I reckon Jen and Bree have got a point there. Absolutely. One point for Team 3. Just. It was a gift to us, Jen. Keep us in it, Jen. Go on.

Sarah, you could take the win here. Jen and Sarah, this is for you. Sarah, this is for the win. Do a Leaper. and hang on. You can get it. I don't have to count you down, Sarah. Three, two.

It's like, really, no. Jen, do you know it? Um, oh, it's on it to my tongue. No. Just say whatever it could be the one. Oh, goodness. You're putting me on the spot. Yeah, I don't like it.

Three, two, one. Um, um, um, levitating. Be the one. Good effort though, Jen, in the end. Is Deerlea leaving her super sexy Italian honeymoon to come to the Taylor Swift wedding? I saw a picture of her in New York. Yeah, wow. She's going to go.

Could be. Yeah. Okay, this is the last song. So I'm going to let everyone in here. We could get a win for Clint or we could get prizes for everyone. Here is your last song. Clint. Clint.

Camilla Cabo, Kavana, Unana. Exactly right. That is the government name. You guys deserve the win. Sarah, there's a prize coming your way. Congratulations. Thanks, Claire. Not our day, Jen.

Next time. No worries. Thanks, guys. Good to see her Camilla Cabo again. Yeah. Bless you, child. Georgia from Days. Just let out the biggest sneeze in the world.

I think some of that went on my first. face. The ZDM Podcast Network. After the show yesterday, I went to the gym and then I hit my home away from home on the way home, Chemist Warehouse. Oh, a daily trip to Chemist Warehouse. My daily trip. I just live at the place.

I was picking up a few bits of mobs. Which one is your Chemist Warehouse? St. Luke's. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. It's got everything I need.

And, It was weird because I was shopping around for all my products, and from a distance I could see this woman, and at first glance, I was like, shit, that's bloody Lara Croft, Tomb Raider. Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. She had the little, like, denim shorts on and the long plat. Does she have a utility belt on?

Not a utility belt, but then she had like a singlet on. And this weather? Yeah. And like, at first glance, I was like, oh my God, Angelina Jolie. Lara Croft. And I thought nothing of it. And then I kept shopping. And then as I've headed towards the checkout and I've like stood in line,

I looked up in the woman standing in front of me, Lara Croft and Julina Jolie. Yeah. And as I was standing there. Oh no, you didn't have a tug on the ponytail, did you? No, I didn't touch the woman. Did not tug on her. But I noticed she had quite a few tattoos. Okay.

And there was one particular tattoo that I was. was looking at and I was like, I swear Angelina Jolie has this tattoo. I know her to do. She has text written down her back, doesn't she? It was that tribal tattoo that she had done where someone literally uses like a stick and a nail. Kind of looks like Matrix Code coming down the screen, doesn't it? Yeah, that tattoo on her back, you know the one I'm talking about. And I looked at it again and I was like, it is that tattoo.

My God, if Angelina Jolie is at Chemist Warehouse, Say, Bakes. I am going to flip. This might be the best story that I've ever told on the radio. And so I kept looking and then I've looked at her arm. Guess what was on her arm? Tell me. The Billy Bob Thornton tattoo. Are you serious?

I went, can't be. And then I had, and then in the line, I was like, I need to Google Angelina Jolie's tattoos. Oh, high risk Googling it while you're standing behind the person. Well, I could see her. She was in my vision, so I knew she wasn't, like, anywhere near where she could see what I was Googling. And I've Googled it, and I started to look up and match each tattoo with this woman that was

standing in front of me. Well, you're standing with your phone next to the ladies tattoo. And I was like, that one's the same, that one's the same. Anyway, it was just a woman that had all the same tattoos. I reckon she was like an Angelina Jolie impersonator or something. She's obviously lent into it, right? Obviously. She's gone, I bear.

Striking resemblance. resemblance to Angelina. God, I wanted to ask her so bad. It's not a coincidence to have the tattoos and to wear the Lara Croft outfit.

You know? It's not a coincidence. And at that point, I don't understand why you're not wearing the utility belt. Yeah. Like, what about that? Just go to the whole hog. What about the utility belt

is too far for you? Because I'd say it's incredibly practical. Yeah. You can fit all your bits and bulbs in the utility belt. Yeah. Phone pouch. Wallet pouch.

Imagine if she was a tradie and she did wear. A pouch for snacks. A tool belt. Yeah, yeah. Perfect. Someone just text in and said, it sounds like that lady was having a jolly good time.

She sure was. Thanks for that. It's good. Anyway. So just confirming, Angelina Jolie was not at Chemist Warehouse St. Luke's. I'm 99% sure it wasn't the real Angelina Jolie. You can never be 100%.

But there's always that 1%. Well, man. Standard chemist warehouse experience, really. Oh, yeah. Who else are you going to see in there? Dan Carter, I bet. He's always there. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast.

Welcome along to The Password. If you haven't heard this on our show, it's fairly new. We play at 6 o'clock every night. And it's where we give out one word clues so you can tell us what the password is. I'll be working with Matua. Kura, Matua.

Kiyara. How are you getting on? We're going all right, Martua. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Yeah, big weekend plan. Matua? Oh, so Cooney for Mardi Gras. Oh, that'd be fun.

Bloody cold. And Jamie's on Team Bree. Kura, Jamie. Morning. Hi. All right, Jamie. It's you and I. I'm going to give you the clues. You just tell me the password. It's simple. Yeah. Claudia has our individual passwords. Claudia, can we please see them?

Here they come. I've had fun with it. I feel like it might be a quick game today, though. Oh, yeah. I can get this easy. Yeah, I can get my one done fast. You always say that. I'm going to try and make it last longer. Oh, I've got this. I'll go first. Yeah, okay, why don't you go first? I'll go first.

Jamie, it's you and I. Yeah. We're going to win you this 50 bucks. Your one word clue to guess your password, Whitaker's. Oh. Chocolate. Okay, Martua, we are not out of this, okay?

But you do have to get it in one guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, we're on. Lock in. Oh, I'm trying to think, because I had two clues. I could give it to him in two. Unfortunately, you only get one. Oh, no, I can do this. I can do this.

Yeah. Matua. My clue for you. Espresso. Coffee. Yeah, boy. Easy game this morning. Two winners of the pastures.

Winners all round. You get 50 bucks each. Congratulations. Thank you very much. Everyone's happy. No worries. That'll buy you a hot toddy at Mardi Gras this weekend, Matua. Yeah, I'd be quite keen on a bit of a coffee on the mountain, I'd say.

Who's playing at Mardi Gras this year? There's a few different people. Badgers playing. Oh, not badger. Yeah, the badger. We've got a couple people playing. Is the beaver playing? Nah, I don't think so.

No beaver. I don't realize the Honey Badger de Giggs. All right, well, up the Badger. Have a great weekend, guys. Thanks for playing the password. See you, team. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.