ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd June 2021

Episode Date: June 3, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, here we go! Hola! Welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree's back. I'm back. And her spray tan has faded. Has it? No, I don't know. Oh. What about your fingies? Have you got any? Did you manage to get it out of your knuckles and stuff?
Starting point is 00:00:19 You did it yourself, eh? Yeah. Self-applicate? I just do it myself. Yeah. I've offered Lucy all the time to do it for her. That's weird. Get those hard-to-reach places for her. Yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:00:28 She's never said yes. Really? Yeah. That surprised me. Not once. I said, let me do the exfoliating then. There was a really funny story about this woman. Our Aussie podcast listeners will know.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Her name's Fiona Faulkner, and she was on The Biggest Loser and then she became... Contestant? She was a contestant and then she became a plus-size model and then she did presenting and she's done really well for herself. Yeah. Anyway, there was this story about her online. She's recently had a baby and she's like, note to self, don't breastfeed after you've given yourself a fake tan. The baby had fake
Starting point is 00:01:06 tan all over its face. And then her boob had this big patch where all the fake tan had come off. Why is she tanning her actual boobs? I guess you've got to do the cleave, right? Yeah. You just do everything. Or she might be doing nudes. You don't fake tan
Starting point is 00:01:22 yourself and just fake tan to your sleeve. Well, I don't know. You just do everywhere. It's a more economical way to tan, isn't it? Well, yeah, but, I mean, you never know. Let's get down to brass tacks. There's a member of the Bree and Clint Farno this afternoon
Starting point is 00:01:35 who's quite nervous about this podcast intro. Is it you, Ben? I'm always nervous about anything, but not this one, I don't think. Is it you, Bree? No. Is it me, Clint? No. Is it you, Brie? No. Is it me, Clint? No.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Is it you, Anastasia? Yes. Something was said on the show yesterday, and it's been brought up multiple times in our podcast group. And Brie, you need the facts. I want to hear it. You need to know what this is. I'll give some context first. Okay, what's the context?
Starting point is 00:02:03 And then we'll play what happened. Anastasia brought a story to the show. What was it? It was about a lady. It was about a girl who had taken some before pics at the start of her fitness challenge journey. You know, people always take the before one
Starting point is 00:02:19 and then they, you know, once it's over they take it after one and look for physical differences. And her trainer told her to take some photos. She misread that as, cool, I'll take the photos and send them to him. Obviously, he received them and they were photos of her in her underwear. And he replied, no, I mean, take the photos, but keep them for yourself. Don't send them to me.
Starting point is 00:02:44 So that's the story, right? Got it. He's received some nudie rudies from his client on his personal phone. Yeah. Should I say what I was meant to say? No. And then Anastasia said this. I've just seen something more embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:02:58 He was eating his girlfriend. Sorry. He was eating with his girlfriend dinner. He was eating dinner with his girlfriend Anastasia Oh no Oh no Oh no no no no
Starting point is 00:03:12 Oh do you have something on the brain No no I was meant to say Eating out his girlfriend Eating his girlfriend out When he got the text it was more awkward because he was I've just seen something more embarrassing He was eating his girlfriend. Eating his girlfriend out. When he got the text, it was more awkward because he was, I've just seen something more embarrassing. He was eating his girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Sorry. He was eating with his girlfriend dinner. He was eating dinner with his girlfriend. We know. That's literally what you said. Was it a fish pie for dinner? No. I believe it was Taco Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Was it Tuesday you say? Oh, it was Wednesday. Damn it. She was having a footlong. It was a tuna casserole. And the follow on was Ross Boss. Yeah. Ross Boss was there.
Starting point is 00:04:00 No. You didn't tell me that you'd been reprimanded. Has Ross Boss been in contact? No, I was going to, you know, classic radio gig, say that I was reprimanded. Has Ross been in contact? No, I was going to classic radio gag say that I was reprimanded, but no, I wasn't. Clearly you can't be reprimanded for that because it was a complete accident.
Starting point is 00:04:13 No, I just left out two words which was where the issue happened. Sometimes I just... What words did you leave out? Dinner. Out. With. The vagina. No, he was eating. Three words. You left out? Out. Dinner. Out. With. The vagina. No. He was eating. Three words.
Starting point is 00:04:27 You left out three words. Two climax. Dinner with his girlfriend. So all in all, what did we learn from this lesson, everyone? No, no, it's not over. There's no lessons yet. Where's the video? So this is the thing.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Anastasia is in charge of videos for this show. I think that moment should live on uh forever as a social media video but anastasia's the only one who can make it she's got the control i know it's up to you anastasia if you don't want to make it you don't have to do shit actually falls on me because she went into the studio to tell the story and and said, Ben, can you hit record? And? And I forgot to hit record. Fuck you, Ben. You're kidding me. Well, you and Maddie were recorded.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Anastasia's camera wasn't. Oh. So there's just a... Anastasia, can you come and we'll do a dramatic recreation? Anastasia, you owe Producer Ben a beer, I think. Yeah. Producer Ben, you are my hero You are my leader
Starting point is 00:05:27 And thank you for taking the fall I've just seen something more embarrassing He was eating his girlfriend Sorry, I'm sorry He was eating with his girlfriend dinner He was eating dinner with his girlfriend I love how you almost screwed it up again He was eating girlfriend dinner
Starting point is 00:05:44 I know, I know It was twice I get flustered He comes over from work and he goes What's for dinner babe? And she goes Me It's take out tonight
Starting point is 00:05:54 No it's eat out It's eat in Eat in Or Or Or Was it dinner for two? 69 69 Nice Good number Or was it dinner for two? 69
Starting point is 00:06:06 Nice, good number She just had a tan and he was having dinner in the Golden Arches Two for one What did we learn from this? That What? Well, if Bree was here What? She could have Bree was here What?
Starting point is 00:06:26 She could have told the story And I wouldn't have needed to say anything I probably would have said something stupid as well Yeah Thanks, Bree Man, everyone's been real supportive about this No, I want the video I'm not
Starting point is 00:06:37 I want the video And not for your benefit For everyone else's But it's not going to happen, is it? We need to go Bree's got a big family reunion happening at home else is. But it's not going to happen is it? We need to go See you mate. Bree's got a big family reunion happening at home. Oh yeah, my dad's going to be
Starting point is 00:06:50 at home. Big Steve. He's going to go, hi daddy. No, I'm not going to say that. Hi daddy. Why? That's creepy. Welcome home daddy. Would you want your daughter saying that to you Clint?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Well, no What about if little Tui comes over and she goes I forget, yeah She goes, hey, daddy Let's not forget what Anastasia said I've just seen something more embarrassing He was eating his girlfriend Sorry, no
Starting point is 00:07:21 He was eating with his girlfriend Dinner He was eating dinner with his girlfriend So panicked That's why I want the video Have a great night Say hi to Big Steve from us We will, I will
Starting point is 00:07:33 Not we, me That was your coffin of you two What about when you go to the movies Enjoy the movie You too. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Brie's back. Good to be back, guys. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:08:11 You still humble after doing live TV? I'm still very humble. Yeah, Brie hasn't slept. She's been at a five-star penthouse hotel suite partying basically non-stop. I wish. We've just sharpened her up with three coffees and a Lucozade. She's very TV now, but it's good to have you back here. Mate, I put my Ugg boots on
Starting point is 00:08:30 at the venue and walked home. The Popstars finale was so good last night, and how good's Christabel? This song is blowing up the charts. Well, it can't go any further because it's number one. It's at number one, yeah. We are hoping to have Christabel in studio today,
Starting point is 00:08:45 the winner of Popstars, to find out. I want to know if the $100,000 is in her bank account now. Yeah, has it hit her bank account? And what's the first thing she's going to buy? Or what's the first thing she did buy? How much of it is left? Maybe fancy sushi. Maybe she blew it on that penthouse suite you guys were in last night.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Surely you give her a free suite for the night. Surely Sky City's like, you know what? Get in here, Christabel. You too, Bree. You get in here too. Drinks were on her last night, that's for sure. Today on the show, the box is back. We're going to try and get into this damn box, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:14 I said yesterday I want a clue. Wait, so is the box closed again? Yeah, you missed it. So they opened the briefcase. Fletch, when Megan opened the briefcase yesterday, there was five grand in it. What? Yeah, they gave away the five grand.
Starting point is 00:09:24 They gave, wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now was five grand in it. What? Yeah, they gave away the five grand. They gave... Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now the box is closed again. Who? Who won the five grand? Sam, I believe it was Sam, won the five grand. What, they just had to call up and win?
Starting point is 00:09:35 She guessed the code on the... No way. ...on the briefcase. No way. Six-digit code. Yeah. What are the odds of that? That's very small.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Maddie McLean yesterday worked out the odds of us cracking the four digit pin. That's very small. 10,000 combinations. I mean, we've got plenty of time. No, we're getting a clue. Okay, I'm saying it now, we're getting a clue for this box. Okay, so at four o'clock we'll try and open the box and whatever's in there, you can win that this afternoon
Starting point is 00:10:00 if we can crack it. Oh yeah, I'm keen for that. Next though, 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC, up for grabs with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play our trivia game, give us a call. 0800 DIAL ZM, and we'll put two people head-to-head next. Here's Justin Bieber on ZM. This is Peaches, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Unless you're taking a long, long weekend for the long weekend, then it is a Friday. Yeah, who would take a long, long weekend? I mean, who would do that? Who would do that? Definitely not us.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Slackers. We definitely don't have tomorrow off. Let's play Tradies vs. Ladies, shall we? Our lady today is 22 years old. She's from Tumaki Makoto, Auckland, and she loves to sing, but she can't sing very well. We've got something in common, Maddie. I feel you, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:10:46 How are you going? Hi. Hi. Good, thank you. How are you? Maddie, you can sing us something right now if you'd like. Oh, no, I don't want to hurt your ears. You sure?
Starting point is 00:10:57 Yes. Okay. All right. Well, you never know. Maybe you're a great singer. You just don't know it. You're just shy, yeah. You're taking on our tradie today.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He's 19. He's from Dunedin, and he's a builder. G'day, know it. You're just shy, yeah. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 19. He's from Dunedin, and he's a builder. G'day, Matt. Oh, that's the wrong button. Hello, Mattie. Hello, Matt. All right, guys. Here's the rules.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Mattie, your buzzer is lady. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer. First to three points wins. Question number one. Lance Bass and his husband are expecting twins via a surrogate. Which 90s boy band was Lance Bass a part of?
Starting point is 00:11:32 It's gonna be me. Maddie? Yes, Maddie. The lady? Yes, Maddie. Backstreet Boys? Good guess. Very good guess. The other one.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Matt, you want to guess? Oh, I've got no idea. Lady? No, too late. It's NSYNC. He's not Justin Timberlake. I will forgive you for not knowing the answer to that one. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Question number two. Who took out last night's live finale of Pop Stars? Yes, Maddie. Cristobal? That's correct. She did take it out. $100,000 richer. We're hoping to get her on the show later.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Yeah, and a number one single currently. That's good. Okay, Maddie, ladies are up one point to nil. Question number three. Which one of these is a Kiwi beef jerky brand? Is it A, Beefy Beefy Nuts? B, Meatalicious, C, Jack Link's, or D, Meat and Two Veg? Lady. Yes, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Jack Link. It is Jack Link's. Two to the ladies. You can take it here. Question number four. I'm keen for some Beefy Beefy Nuts, though. Who wants to start that one? I reckon that's a brand in America.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah, yum yum. When someone uses the word sheesh, what does it mean? Lady? Yes, Maddie, for the win. Like, wow? She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Sheesh.
Starting point is 00:13:00 That was a good game. Sheesh. You got pantsed, Matt. Hope you're wearing undies. Well done, Maddie. We've got 50 bucks cash for you. Congratulations. A three-year-old girl in the US
Starting point is 00:13:13 has won the internet, basically, overnight because she asked for a Lion King cake for her third birthday party. Great decision. Great decision. I mean, producer Anastasia would have liked it. She'd hate it. She'd never give her kids
Starting point is 00:13:27 a Lion King cake. Would you, Anastasia? You'd grinch. You would deprive them of that. They're not going to see that crap movie. No, get her off. No, turn the microphone off.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Get her off. She doesn't know what she's talking about, bloody Gen Z. Fiona, Leona Faye asked for a Lion King cake, but specifically
Starting point is 00:13:44 the cake, she wanted on the cake. The moment that Mufasa died and Simba goes over to... The saddest part in the movie. Yeah. Long live the king. She wanted dead Mufasa for her third birthday party because in her words, everyone will be too sad to eat the cake
Starting point is 00:14:11 and it will all be for me. That's genius. She's a genius. And she's so cute as well. Look at her. They got her the cake. They got her a dead Mufasa cake. Very good cake too.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Very good cake. Very good cake. I mean, it's a very sad moment in the movie. For a three-year-old too, that must be a really sad moment. So to be able to interpret that into free cake, she's done a great job, right? It's interesting because obviously, like when you watch your favourite childhood movies back now as an adult,
Starting point is 00:14:41 you realise how scary some of them were and how sad some of them were. Yeah, yeah, totally. And with a bit of life experience, you really see how sad they were. So I don't think as a three-year-old she's going, Simba is going to have to grow up with no father. There's going to be no strong male role model in his life. I mean, you get that as an adult, but as a kid you go,
Starting point is 00:14:59 oh no, daddy's dead. It's too emotional as an adult, to be honest. I got asked talking about the saddest moments in kids' movies, and we've picked ours out. I don't know if you're going to know mine. Yeah, I don't know if you'll know mine either. Do you know the movie The NeverEnding Story? Yeah, of course I do.
Starting point is 00:15:16 The saddest moment for me in a kids' movie is the bit when his horse, Antrax, sinks in the swamp and dies. Oh, my God! Stupid horse! Antrax, sinks in the swamp and dies. Artax! Stupid horse! Artax. I'm over your die! Oh, please! I won't give up!
Starting point is 00:15:35 Don't quit! Artax! They go through the swamp and you will sink in the swamp if you think sad thoughts and his horse starts to sink because he's thinking too many sad thoughts. That's really sad. It's a lot for a kid to process. And you will sink in the swamp if you think sad thoughts. And his horse starts to sink because he's thinking too many sad thoughts. That's really sad.
Starting point is 00:15:47 It's a lot for a kid to process. And you know what? It's actually a very big metaphor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You sink into the quicksand and into the mud when you have all these.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Of negative thoughts. Yeah. Yeah, the horse spiraled down. Yeah. Wow, extra sad. See, as an adult, it has a whole new meaning. What's the saddest moment in a kids' movie for you? You probably won't know it.
Starting point is 00:16:08 And, I mean, there's heaps of them for me, but I tried to pick one that's fairly new. If anyone has seen the movie Big Hero 6, I love that movie. It's such a great film. But it's the moment, so there's two brothers in the film and one of the brothers dies and this robot that the brother has created comes into the other brother's life and they're talking to each other and they're talking about Tadashi who has passed away.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Is this what Tadashi wanted? It doesn't matter. Tadashi programmed me to aid him. Tadashi's gone. Tadashi is here. He's not here. I got goosies! Because he's living inside the robot because Tadashi made and programmed the robot.
Starting point is 00:16:54 It's cute! Producer Ben, you're an emotional man. What's the saddest moment in the kids' movie? I think for me it was Bambi. Bambi. Quick! The thicket. We made it.
Starting point is 00:17:08 We made it, Mother. Mother. You're such a Bambi man, by the way. Bambi is so sad. The mum dies. Oh, spoiler alert. I mean, we did just play the audio clip of exactly that. Anastasia, who hates The Lion King?
Starting point is 00:17:24 What's the saddest bit of a kid's movie? The saddest kid's movie was Bridge to Terabithia when some chick... Wait, what? What did I do wrong? Well, cool reference. Well, it's really... Wait, what's wrong with Bridge to Terabithia?
Starting point is 00:17:41 No wonder she doesn't like The Lion King. She's busy watching Bridge to Terabithia. No wonder she doesn't like The Lion King. She's busy watching Princess Eurypithia. It's a really emotional movie. Leslie, unfortunately. I didn't know they made indie art house films for kids. Did you see this at Sundance? Guys, what I'm talking about is a really serious, sad thing. All the five-year-olds at the Cannes Film Festival were so mad. Do you guys even know what I'm talking about is a really serious, sad thing. All the five-year-olds at the Cairns Film Festival were struggling.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Do you guys even know what I'm talking about? Don't worry about it, Anastasia. We want to know this afternoon, what is the saddest kids movie moment? And you're not allowed to say Bridge to Terabithia. Oh, Andrew, dial ZD. You're hippie, AM. What's the saddest moment in a kid's movie? We've asked you the question, and you know what?
Starting point is 00:18:32 Text message machine, you're right. Shame on us for asking the question and then not hearing Anastasia out. We need to hear her out. Anastasia said the saddest kid's movie is what? Bridges of Medicine County. What was it? Pulp Fiction, did you say?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Did you say Bridge Over Troubled Water? It's the bridge to Terabithia. It's got an amazing cast. It is a kids movie about two outsider kids who they find their own fantasy land. And one of the children, do you want to hear it? Yeah. One of the kids passes away. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:19:04 Your friend Leslie's dead. She drowned in a creek this morning. Oh, way to bring down the mood, Anastasia. That's just dark. Far out. You guys said to me, what's the saddest kids movie? And I was like... Is it animated?
Starting point is 00:19:17 No, it's not. Oh, Anastasia. It's got the guy from Hunger Games, that Josh Hutchins and Anna-Sophia Robb and It Girl, whatever her name is. Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Deschanel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I can't wait to see that at the Sundance Film Festival. Yeah, I think they're showing it at Basement Cinema. I think they are, yeah. For kids. Bernadine's called up. Hi, Bernadine. Hi, Bernadine. Hi, how are you?
Starting point is 00:19:38 Good, thanks, Bernadine. What's the saddest kids' movie moment? Where My Kids Regen, the saddest kids Kids Movie is Inside Out when Bing Bong fades away. Oh, my God. This one makes me tear up every time. It's the movie about feelings, right? Yeah, so essentially they're inside this young girl's mind and, you know, sadness has a little character and they all have different characters and Bing Bong is essentially like the playful child-like inner person.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, inner child. Inner child. And he helps out the other character and he fades away into the darkness. Bernadine, that's a great suggestion. That one's so sad, Bernadine. Are you crying now, Bernadine? Oh, no, no. I'm just trapped in my head. There's something in Bernadine's eye. Cheyenne's here. Hi, Bernadine. Are you crying now, Bernadine? Oh, no, no. I just trapped me with the kids.
Starting point is 00:20:26 There's something in Bernadine's eye. Cheyenne's here. Hi, Cheyenne. Hi, Cheyenne. Hi. What's the saddest kids movie moment? Lilo and Stitch 2. Lilo and Stitch?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah, the second one where, like, right near the end of the movie, Stitch dies because he has, like, it's called Stitch Has a Glitch. What? He dies? He dies the movie, Stitch dies. Because he has, it's called Stitch Has a Glitch. What? He dies? He dies. Yeah, he dies. They shouldn't be allowed to kill Stitch in the Lilo and Stitch franchise.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Cheyenne. Lilo's love brings him back, though. Oh, cute. I can do a really good Stitch impression. Can you? My name is Stitch. This is my family. That's pretty cute.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Thank you. Now do an impression of you dying. What? Stitch, the sicker baby. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Saddest kids movie moment What is it? So it's Disney's Fox and the Hound And the old lady takes in the fox As a little cub And raises it with her hound And then when it gets too old She decides to just like Abandon it back in the forest
Starting point is 00:21:39 No I don't remember that one Rented it every week Cried every week, cried every week. Who are these monsters trying to emotionally scar our children, right? I bet they're just using stories of their life and they're putting it into cartoons. Yeah, they're like, kids will love this. Finally, Jessie, what's the saddest kids movie moment?
Starting point is 00:22:00 Hey, so honestly, it's the worst, the worst, the saddest kids movie ever. We used to have it on DVD and I would watch it like every Sunday morning and cry. Yeah. Even if I put it on now, I still cry. It's honestly just the saddest movie ever. Yeah. And that's Bridget Herbeth here. Anastasia, did you put this call through?
Starting point is 00:22:17 Wait, no, wait. I think this is Anastasia. It's just Anastasia's landline. Anastasia. Anastasia, I'll transfer you that $100 now. Bree and Clint. Who's ready for some dishwasher chats? Anastasia's Landline. Anastasia. I'll transfer you that $100 now. Who's ready for some dishwasher chats? Don't you laugh.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Don't you laugh. I've got to get myself ready for this entrancing chat. Oh, you be sarcastic. But I bet the dishwasher is part of every day of your life. Well, not everyone has a dishwasher. No, and those who don't wish they did, okay? So this is actually an aspirational conversation. An Australian cleaning expert has weighed into the conversation about whether you actually need to pre-rinse your dishes
Starting point is 00:22:59 before you put them in the dishwasher. Now, before I reveal what the expert has said, what say you, Brie Thomasel? Do you pre-rinse your dishes? I think you need to give them a light rinse. Yeah, go in with my rinse. You don't want any big chunks on them. I don't enjoy seeing people give them a scrub
Starting point is 00:23:14 before they put them in the dishwasher. No, don't need a scrub. So I'm like, well, what's the point of the dishwasher? The dishwasher's not working properly if you need to scrub them completely before... Well, also, you've done all the work. Yeah. What's the dishwasher for?
Starting point is 00:23:30 According to Ashley Irredale, don't bother. Don't rinse them at all. There is absolutely no reason to pre-rinse your plates before they go in the dishwasher. In fact, you might be getting worse results if you pre-rinse them because most dishwashers these days have got sensors in them that sense how dirty your dishes are.
Starting point is 00:23:50 And if you pre-rinse them, the dishwasher might think that they only need a light wash. And then your dishes might actually be more dirty afterwards because you pre-rinse them. Can you hear that? Yeah. This is all the fights that are going to happen tonight between partners now that you've said this.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I will go on the record here and say to Ashley Irredale, you're disgusting. You're gross. You're telling me if I have corned beef for dinner and there's little bits of corned beef. Are you having corned beef for dinner? Well, maybe I'm at mum's house. Maybe she's done a corned beef in the crockpot.
Starting point is 00:24:27 And there's chunks of corned beef still on the plate. It's just going to be swishing around in the bottom of the dishwasher. It's too big to go down the dishwasher plug. It's not going to go down the hose. You make a classic white sauce with your corned beef. Mum does. And some boiled cabbage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:43 It's a hearty winter meal. So there you go. The expert opinion, don't bother pre-rinsing. Don't pre-rinse. He does say scrape the chunks off. So the corned beef analogy might be a bit far. Yeah. You don't want to open the dishwasher
Starting point is 00:24:57 and it's made a dishwasher lasagna out of all the bits of food that you've left on the plate. There's a chicken bone graveyard at the bottom of his dishwasher. And someone's like, ooh, you've got chicken bones in your dishwasher. And you're like, yeah, but at least they're clean. Sparkling. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Oh, what's in the box? All right, we're back. Brie, I missed you yesterday. Could you make me a pop star too? Right, we're back. Hey, I missed you yesterday. Could you make me a pop star too? I'm a big black box, yeah, somewhere in the studio. Not bad, huh? Now let's get on to it.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Not bad, box. Pretty good. He or she, they are right. They are a big black box in the corner of the ZM studio. Just appeared here one day. We don't really know who's responsible for it and we definitely don't know what's inside at this time. There was five grand cash in it last time, but that's gone now and it's been re-locked. So was that in the briefcase? Yeah, that was in the briefcase. There was five grand in that briefcase.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Yeah, the one that we took out. I knew I should have taken that home. I knew we should have taken a crowbar to it, you know? It looks like someone's been drilling into the box. It does, eh? It looks like someone's been having a go at it. Yeah, it looks like there's like, yeah, shavings of wood. Fox, you gave us a clue just before. Any chance we could get that clue again?
Starting point is 00:26:19 Numbers and codes are very much preferred. But what I really love is a four-letter word. Right. They say love is a four-letter word. That's the saying or something, right? Yeah, but most swear words are four-letter words too. That's where it comes from. You head over to the box. Let's get some people
Starting point is 00:26:38 on and see if we can crack into this thing. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good. Okay, you got a four- are you? Good, how are you? Good. Okay, you've got a four-letter word for us to try on the box. Give us the word and we'll figure out the numbers. Oh, I just had the word, word. Oh, word.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Okay, so that's three, that's nine. Yep. Zero. Yep. R is seven. Yep. And D is three. Okay, let's try it.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Here we go. Sam. No. Never mind. Oh D is three. Okay, let's try it. Here we go. Sam. No. Never mind. Oh, bugger. That's a no, Sam. No good, Sam. Let's try Bobby.
Starting point is 00:27:12 G'day, Bobby. Hi, Bobby. Hiya. Hi. Hi. What are you thinking, Bobby? Yeah, you got a word for us? Yeah, I'm going to go with code.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Oh. I thought you were going to say something else, Sam. Oh, swear word? Yeah. Okay, code would be Brie it would be 2 2
Starting point is 00:27:27 0 0 3 3 3 3 Here we go No is it
Starting point is 00:27:34 2 6 There's always next time Oh you're right 2 6 3 3 Okay we'll try that Hold on 2 6 6 3 No
Starting point is 00:27:43 2 6 3 3 Oh god this is going to be a long segment What is it? 2633, code Okay, hold on Two Has it locked us out? Hold on, just give me a second
Starting point is 00:28:00 Are we locked out of the box? I don't know what I've done I think I've upset it. Okay, hold on. Can we have another go, box, please? Box? Hello? Box?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Go on, give it a go. No, the keypad's completely froze. Okay, we didn't get to try 2033, but we did try 2663. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, Bobby. Okay, well, we're not getting into the box. We've been locked out of our own box.
Starting point is 00:28:44 It must shut down after so many incorrect guesses. Oh, is it back? Wait, wait, wait, it're not getting into the box. We've been locked out of our own box. It must shut down after so many incorrect guesses. Oh, is it back? Wait, wait, wait, it could be back. Is it back? Okay, don't push too many numbers just yet. Let's get Bobby back on. Okay, what was it? Bobby, we're back. Okay. Okay, before you push it, Brie, and Bobby confirm, we think it's code, which is
Starting point is 00:28:59 2633. Correct? Yeah. Okay, do that, Bree. That's right. Two, six, three, three. No good. Sorry, Paul. Bad luck.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Okay. We're not getting into the box this afternoon. No one tried a swear word. I'm going to try one. Yeah, which one are you going to do? Which one do you want me to do? Do F. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:27 So F, the four-letter word would be three, eight, two, five. Okay. Here we go. Never mind. No, I will mind, box. Anything else you want to tell us, box? Nice try. Maybe tomorrow you'll find out what's in the box.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Or not. Oh, you're going to tell us what's in the box tomorrow? Well, that's actively helpful. Is it actually going to tell us? Because at the moment you're doing nothing to help us, Box. You're really not pulling your weight here, Box. Yeah, the box is brought to you by Marvel Studios Black Widow. That comes out in cinemas on the 8th of July on Disney+,
Starting point is 00:30:03 with premiere access from the 9th of July. Conditions apply. And we're no closer to getting in than we were 10 minutes ago. Clint's so annoyed. Look at him. He's like, come on. The box has got an attitude, in my opinion. It does have an attitude.
Starting point is 00:30:18 We've got Breaking Lord news. I feel like we need to get a different news sting for this. It needs to be more something like, I'm waiting for it, my good luck. Get our Royals one. Get our Royals one for the end of the news. Oh, we got a Royals one? Yeah, we got a Royals sting. Lord News, apparently Lord will release new songs
Starting point is 00:30:44 called Solar Power and Mood Ring very soon. You said it before, those are such Lord names of songs. Isn't it? I can already hear Mood Ring. Yeah. In my mind, I can already hear the song. It's such a Lord song. When are those songs coming out?
Starting point is 00:30:58 It doesn't say. Give us the songs, Lord. It says soon. Oh, very exciting. That's Breaking Lord News. Is that better for Lord News? That's songs, Lord. It says soon. Oh, very exciting. That's Breaking Lord News. Is that better for Lord News? That's better, yeah. Yeah, good.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I've got pity post-breakup news. There's a woman who's had to go to court to get out of some serious fines that her ex got her after he got some pretty, I reckon this is pretty creative, revenge on her after their relationship. What did he do? So it doesn't say why they broke up. It doesn't say whether she deserved to have revenge taken out on her or not. But either way, he's got some.
Starting point is 00:31:32 After they broke up, he went and bought a car for $600. He registered that car in her name. He then drove the car to Chicago's O'Hare Airport and left it there. He put it in the airport parking, which we know is not cheap, and just left it there. The car was in the Chicago airport, registered to her for three years before the airport contacted her about it. And by that stage, the car had racked up $105,000 in parking costs.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Oh, my God. And as far as they're concerned, it's her car. It's registered to her. They don't know the guy. Did she at least get the air points? You hope so, right? You hope she gets a kurumemish about it. That's so mean.
Starting point is 00:32:22 She had to go to court and go, look, it's not my car. And they're like, yeah, but how do we know it's not your car? And she's like, it's not my car. So what did they do? Did they investigate? They went through a whole court case. Somehow she was able to prove it. She managed to get out of 100 of the $105,000.
Starting point is 00:32:39 So she had to pay $5,000. Still sucks, eh? Still sucks. But I mean, she got a free $600 car out of it. Oh, yay. The car's a piece of... I bet. I get it's a tip. The car's a piece of crap that's been sitting at the airport for three years.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Is that the earliest that the airport contacted her? Yeah, three years later. I would have thought airports were like... What did they think? Someone was on a trip to the Bahamas for three years? Yeah, yeah. Someone was really enjoying the Maldives. Surely, yeah. I'm not coming back.
Starting point is 00:33:07 We want to talk this afternoon about post-breakup pettiness. Like, what did you do after a breakup just to get a little bit of your own back, right? Like, maybe you were hurt in the relationship and you thought you needed some revenge. Or maybe in the heat of the breakup, you just did something really petty. Yeah. Have you done that? Yeah, I told you about that time that I demagnetised my ex's F-Post card.
Starting point is 00:33:28 You're so hardcore, man. But I didn't want to hurt her, but I wanted to mildly inconvenience her. Let's play Gangster's Paradise. We've got a gangster in the studio. I got a fridge magnet and I ran it over the back of her F-Post
Starting point is 00:33:44 card, so next time she went to buy something her F-Boss card wouldn't work. Don't cross me. Don't cross me. Have you done anything? I've thrown a big slurpee at someone's car before. Were they in the car?
Starting point is 00:34:00 They were standing near the car. Right. What part of the car did you hit? I hit, It was like Windscreen slash the side window Windscreen's where you want to hit I mean I'm not recommending you do this Windscreen's where you want to hit And then it all drips down
Starting point is 00:34:13 Because it drips down into the air conditioning Yeah And then their air conditioning becomes full of ants I mean don't do it But if you were going to do it Yes I hit windscreen Hit the vents right 0800 dial ZM
Starting point is 00:34:23 Do you want to share with us Your post breakup pettiness this afternoon? What did you do to get back at them? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. A man has got some pretty petty revenge. Well, it doesn't end up being petty.
Starting point is 00:34:39 It's been fairly major. Revenge on his ex-girlfriend by buying a $600 car, parking it at an airport where it remained for three years. It was registered to her. She didn't know that and she got $105,000 worth of parking tickets. I mean, not as funny as the guy
Starting point is 00:34:55 from Australia when he broke up with his missus and then put her number on all those flyers and said it was a Chewbacca competition. Call at any time. See, that was victimless fun. That was very fun. Well, the lady who received 150 Chewbacca impersonations probably didn't think it was a victimless crime.
Starting point is 00:35:12 She was the victim, but it was funny. A lot of texts coming through on this. I'll give you a few. Someone said my pettiness towards my ex was that I stole my ex's Wi-Fi router. Yeah. That's petty. Where do you even get a Wi-Fi router. Yeah. That's petty. Where do you even get a Wi-Fi router? That hits you right in the feels, that one.
Starting point is 00:35:30 They're so hard to get. I'm sure you can get one from JB Hi-Fi. I don't know where to buy them. Who knows how to set up a Wi-Fi router? I still don't know. I don't know how to set it up. I don't know the password. People are like, you need to change the name of your Wi-Fi network.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I'm like, cool, how do you do that? You're such a boomer. You don't know how to do it. You don't know how to do it. You don't know how to do it. I could figure it out. I guarantee you the password to your Wi-Fi is 1595551, capital L33211. There's at least a capital Y in there. Let's talk about some post-breakup pettiness with Nathan.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Hey, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. How are we? Good, thanks, Nathan. What did you do? Good, good. Hi, Nathan. How are we? Good, thanks, Nathan. What did you do? Good, good. It wasn't me. It was a friend of mine who had gone through a breakup
Starting point is 00:36:08 and his ex-partner had got into the house while he was away for a couple of weeks and watered all the carpet and then grass seeded it. Oh, Nathan. No, that's pretty hectic. That's pretty bad, yeah. You imagine he got back after a couple of weeks and it was just like a greenhouse in there. See, Nathan, we were looking for stories like
Starting point is 00:36:27 I took the batteries out of all their remotes. That's it, you know. Your one is more like full-fledged vandalism. But, you know. Absolutely. That's hardcore. Appreciate the call. A few more on the text machine.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Someone said, I changed her Netflix password. See, that's good. That's good. That's good. Someone else said, I took the cord to my ex's favourite lamp. He's an artist so probably pissed him off quite a lot. See, it's not going to cost them a lot
Starting point is 00:36:52 of money, but it's going to really irk them. It's the same as like taking the plug to their PlayStation. You know, you haven't stolen their PlayStation. You've got to go out and buy another one. You've taken a $30 cord out of the back of the PlayStation. It's annoying. That means they can't play it when they want to. Tessa's here. Hi, Tessa.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Hi, how are you? What did you do to get back at your ex? I glued his window screen wipers to his windscreen. Teresa. Listen to your laugh. It's so evil. You're like, yeah, I got him back. Teresa, the best bit is he wouldn't have figured that out
Starting point is 00:37:27 until it had started raining. Because who puts their windscreen wipers on before then? I have not even thought about that. That's brilliant. Okay, that's good. I've got to read out this one last text message. Oh, that was the police in the background coming to arrest Teresa. Someone said, I broke up with a friend.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I had bought her a spray tanning machine and prior to Christmas, it was at my house and then we stopped talking. She texted me one day saying she wanted it back. Petty me thought, okay, I'll give it back, but I weed in the tanning solution before I carried it back to her. Hope she enjoyed her pee tans. What? Was it a tanning?
Starting point is 00:38:11 Was she a professional tanner? Yeah, you can buy like. Yeah, but was she tanning other people or was she tanning herself? I hope not. Did you? You've got. That person's got. No, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:38:21 If it was her personal tanning machine, it's fine. Far out. That would have been a very orangey yellow tan,. If it was her personal tanning machine, it's fine. Far out. That would have been a very orangey yellow tan, wouldn't it? And quite streaky as well. Nikita, finally, what is the post-breakup pettiness that you got up to? Yeah, so I know it's not right, but I found out my ex was cheating on me, so I went to the pharmacy, bought laxatives, crushed them up and put it in his protein powder. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Nikita. Nikita. Nikita. Is that not fair, though? Nikita. What did he do to, wait, what did he do? Tell us what a safe amount of laxatives in the protein powder. He cheated on me.
Starting point is 00:38:57 He cheated on you. Yeah, it was a good few girls. You always get what you got. Wow. Did it work? Yeah, absolutely. It's funny. It's kind of funny that you put it in the protein powder. Because he's getting ripped for the new
Starting point is 00:39:16 girls. It's like, I'm getting ripped tonight. R.I.P. Mo. Bree and Clint. Time to watch the plots. once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented
Starting point is 00:39:31 eh athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do Brie and Clint what's the plot
Starting point is 00:39:43 coming off the back of a double victory week last week, you took down a listener and Kate Ritchie from Home and Away. Just. Just. Today, the jackpot is at $550 cash in our movie guessing game, and here to take you on is Alexandra. Hello, Alexandra. Hi, Alex.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Hello, hello. Hello, hello. For the purpose of this game, your buzzer is just going to be Alex, okay? So it's nice and short. I agree. Yep. You need to buzz in before I finish the plot line and before Bree buzzes in and correctly guess two movies
Starting point is 00:40:16 to take home the money this afternoon, okay? Yep. She knows this. I can hear confidence in her voice. You've played along before, haven't you, Alex? I always play in my car. Yes. And how do you go, Alex?
Starting point is 00:40:28 You beat me? Either I beat you or you just slaughter. Okay. Oh, one way or the other. One or the other. Well. Oh, God, I hope it's the latter today. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Ahead of the long weekend, Queen's birthday weekend, the theme for our movies this afternoon, royalty. Okay. Movie number one, don't wait for me to finish. Buzz in when you think you know it is. What it is. Our main character is a shy
Starting point is 00:40:58 teenager. Alex. Alex. Princess Diaries. Whoa! She's good. That was very good Okay we've got a live one on the line Oh no Movie number two
Starting point is 00:41:14 I'm scared now This movie follows the adventures of a young boy Who is the heir to his father's throne Brie Brie! Brie. The Lion King. Oh. Oh, that's not where I was going. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Now, that could relate to any Prince-based movie. You think about it. He just can't wait to be king. It's kind of royalty. Yeah. Oh, no, it fits the bill. I'm just saying it could be anything, and you've gone early with the Lion King.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Lion King is correct. Jesus. We're all tied up, Alex. It's one all. Okay. Here comes the decider. In this movie, a rebellious 16-year-old is fascinated with life elsewhere. On one of her visits, which are forbidden by her controlling father, she falls for a...
Starting point is 00:42:20 Alex. Alex. Uh-oh. It's 50-50. I think she's got it. I think she's got it-50. I think she's got it. I think she's got it, too. I think she's got it. No, I've got the name of the wrong one in my head,
Starting point is 00:42:31 and I want the other one with them. I'm going to give you five seconds, Alex. Am I allowed to get there by saying things, or am I not going to give it away to Brie? I'm going to have to buzz you out there, Alex. I know what it is. Yeah, I know. You would have had to say it, and that would have been a clue for Brie.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Brie, you get a free guess. No, I want to hear more, please. You're going to throw away your guess? All right, I'll carry on. Wait! Brie. Romeo and Juliet? Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Wow. Alexandra, free guess. I've got the actress. I just can't get the name of the damn movie. I'll give you five again. All right, we'll carry on. On one of her visits, which are forbidden by her controlling father, she falls for a prince determined to be with her new love, Brie.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Falls for her new prince. Honestly, the next sentence is going to give it away. Snow White. Did you buzz in without an answer? Snow White is wrong. I'm nervous. I feel like I'm about to be beat. Alex, free guess.
Starting point is 00:43:44 No, if I know who the actress is and I can't get the name of be beat. Alex, free guess. No, it's I know who the actress is, but I can't get the name of the movie. Oh, carry on. It's about to be given away. I want you both hot on your buzzers. On one of her visits, which are forbidden by her controlling father, she falls for a prince determined to be with her new love.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Our main character makes a dangerous deal with a witch to become someone she's... Brie. Is it The Little Mermaid? The Little Mermaid... Come on. ...is correct. Oh, thank God!
Starting point is 00:44:16 It wasn't what I was thinking of either. No, I knew it wasn't the one. What were you thinking of, Alex? I was thinking of that Vanessa Hudgens Christmas movie. Oh, it wasn't that. Hey, Alex, you don't get the $5.50, but you get $50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:44:35 You also get my respect, Alex. Very good game from you. Thank you. We'll play again next week in What's the Plot for $600 cash. Bree and Clint. Z cash. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Olivia Rodrigo and Good For You. Good for you, I guess you moved on really easily. Sounds like she's taking the breakup really well.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I think she's over it. I think it hasn't affected her at all. Sounds amicable. You know what helps with a breakup? What? Hit music and millions of dollars off the back of it. Yeah, true, true, true, true, true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:09 That'll help. That's good advice, actually, if you're going through a breakup at the moment. Just write a multi-platinum selling album. That'll help. It really helps. It will help. That and chocolate, I think.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Speaking of potential breakups, I found this on the internet and it made me think quite a lot about what should be the case in this situation and what shouldn't be. Right. So someone asked this question and they said, should I ask my girlfriend to delete intimate pictures of her and her ex from her phone?
Starting point is 00:45:43 Ooh, juicy. Juicy that she has them. Even juicier that you know about them. How do you know about them? Well, maybe they have a very open relationship and they tell each other everything. Yeah. No, they don't because he's talking to the internet
Starting point is 00:46:00 instead of talking to her about this. If they had open lines of communication, he would have gone, I don't feel comfortable about these photos. But I think in his defence, it's natural to go, why is she holding on to if they're those kind of photos, why
Starting point is 00:46:14 is she holding on to those photos of her ex? Because that to him goes, well he obviously still means something to her. Right? Is that how you take it? Yeah, that's probably what he feels like. But then what do you think about that situation? Do you Yeah, that's probably what he feels like. But then what do you think about that situation? Do you think? That's not the case always.
Starting point is 00:46:29 No. I think people see things differently sometimes. Well, there's photos and then there's photos, you know? Yeah. Like if they're nudie rudies, then you... Which I think the way that this is described, it is... They are nudie rudies, right? They are intimate pictures.
Starting point is 00:46:42 I'd be like, can you not? I don't want to, can you not? When you die one day, I don't want to have to go through your iCloud and have to stumble across those. So would you, if you were in a relationship with someone, you would force them to delete any intimate photos or in-class relationships? No, I would never force them to do anything.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I know, but would you, like, say you would like them deleted? I would be weirded out if they were still on there. Yeah. Let's just leave it at that and then I would passively, aggressively bring it up every now and then.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I'd just be like, oh, well, okay, well, maybe you should take a photo with him. Passive aggressiveness is always the way. They can't do a good relationship. It's always the way.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Take the nerdy rudies out of it. Photos of your ex, of your partner with their ex. If you found, so your current partner. Yes. If you saw that there was an album on their phone and it was just them and the ex.
Starting point is 00:47:29 I wouldn't care. You wouldn't care? No, it doesn't bother me because, and I think that's because I'm comfortable in our relationship and we trust each other, that I look at it as that's a part of their past, so it doesn't bother me. But it depends on who you're in a relationship with and if it bothers them or not. What if they were nerdy rooties?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Ooh. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I would care. Yeah. Unless they were looking at them every second day. You don't know when they're looking at them. Well, that's the thing. They're not the photos that you connect to the TV
Starting point is 00:48:05 and have scrolling along. Look, I'd be less comfortable about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, it's a part of their past. And I think that's a good point. It's a part of their past. You can't pretend they didn't have a past before you. And we live in an age now where there's a social media history of their relationship before you.
Starting point is 00:48:22 So what, should they have to go through, when you get in a new relationship, should you have to go through and wipe your social media? I don't think so. I don't think so either. Personally, that's my take on it, and that's your take as well. I think because it's a part of their past. It's a part of their history.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Also, admin. Also, a lot of admin. We've been on Facebook for a decade. Having to go back through every single post. And what do you do? What if it's just a photo that you just happen to be in with the ex? Does that one have to go? Do you have to remove the tags?
Starting point is 00:48:52 Yeah, like what's the point? Why? I think you have to take a look at why you want it all deleted. Yeah, yeah. What's the reason behind that? Look, that's just our opinion though. Oh, everyone's got a different opinion. People absolutely feel some kind of way's got a different opinion. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:49:05 People absolutely feel some kind of way about this. So I reckon we should ask it this afternoon. I reckon it's a good relationship question to ask. Should your new partner or your current partner have to delete all the pictures of them with their ex? On social media. On social media? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:20 And what- We can have a discussion in general. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's happened to people in their relationship. Does it make you uncomfortable that your current partner has pictures of their ex on there, you know? Yeah. Or are you totally fine with it?
Starting point is 00:49:32 We'd love to hear from you as well if you're totally cool with it. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Should you delete any trace, any remnants of your ex from social media slash any photos of them? Yeah, when you're in a new relationship or actually anytime, right? Anytime. Some people want them gone straight after the breakup. You know, there is a cathartic thing that happens sometimes after a breakup where you purge yourself of all memories of that person.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I mean, awkward if you get back together. Yep. Well, yep. That's where the archive function is good on Instagram. Yeah, that's true. You can archive them without deleting them. So one day you can reinstate them. You never know.
Starting point is 00:50:13 And sometimes the photos that you look good in, so you don't really want to delete them. Yeah, you don't want to delete those. Keep them and then later on someone can Photoshop your partner out of them. But what's the deal? Are we deleting the pictures of the exes? David's here.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Hey, David. Hi, David. Hi, David. Yeah, hi. What do you think the rule should be? Oh, well, there can't be a rule because it's what people want to do. But I'll tell you this. My father
Starting point is 00:50:37 and mother have been married for 50 years. It's probably yours. And what he said to me, how their relationship lasted, is because of no influences. Now, if your partner has got pictures of her ex still on social media, or him or her, it's going to influence you, isn't it? Oh, that kind of influencer. I thought you meant the ones that are trying to sell us collagen powder
Starting point is 00:50:57 on Instagram. Oh, you mean outside influences. Do you mean, David, that like a memory of your ex could come up and that sparked something in you? Is that what you're talking about? No, I was talking about having, I was listening to you guys and you said about your partner
Starting point is 00:51:15 still got pictures of their ex. Are you saying the only way your mum kept your dad on a leash all these years is by making sure he didn't see any pictures of other women? No. No, I'm not saying that. But influence is a lot of things, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Totally understand. Okay, interesting perspective. Thank you, David. Sherry's here. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Sherry. Hello. Do you have any pictures of your ex on social media? A lot of pictures on my phone. You have a lot of pictures on your phone? And on social media, all sorts.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Yeah, right. How does your current partner feel about it? Absolutely fine. Good. It's a part of your past, right, Sherry? It is. Yeah, it is. What would you do if they said to you they would like those pictures gone?
Starting point is 00:51:59 I'd be confused as to why, because it doesn't actually affect anything these days. What about, Sherry, if they were intimate photos like we were talking about with this other situation? The nudie rudies. Well, my partner's not too fussed on that sort of stuff. If you're pretty comfortable in the relationship and you know that you love each other, then it should be, you know. Okay. Very mature relationship.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Thank you, Sherry. Caitlin's here. Hi, Caitlin hi caitlin hi after a breakup with the extra all the photos go i'm like 50 50 like i'm all for having normal photos of them together but the nudie rudies they've got to go like i just can't yeah no i see that i totally get that it would be that. It would be hard though, right, Caitlin, if you looked really good in that moment of your life and you're like, oh, I might never look this good again. Do you want to keep a secret album off to the side that's just for you that no one else can see?
Starting point is 00:52:55 The secret album's dangerous. Oh, like if you're all dressed up, I totally get that. But if it's a nudie rudie, I couldn't do it. I wouldn't want to find that on my partner's phone or I don't think I could have that on my own. What if you could just Photoshop your face onto whoever else's face? No, that actually sounds like a really good idea. I don't think you're that far off because someone's texted and said,
Starting point is 00:53:21 the only reason I haven't deleted the photos of my ex is because I look effing hot in those photos. So they're not keeping them as a memory of the ex, they're keeping them as a memory of a time when they looked bloody good. Because some of these relationships can be right through like the hottest part of your life, right? And you can't just pretend that didn't happen. Or your glory years. 100%. I mean, like if you could just crop them out, then yeah, why not? Hey, Photoshop's amazing these days, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:53:46 You can do some amazing things. And while you're there Photoshopping things, you know what I'm saying? In the 90s, what they did is they just ripped the photos in half. Look in your mum's photo album. There'll be a whole lot of half photos of her where she's ripped out the other guy in the picture. Tape them back together. They're the photos with my dad, Big Steve. Rip his one too. Brie and picture. Tape them back together. They're the photos with my dad, Big Steve. Rip his ones.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yeah. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th?
Starting point is 00:54:18 Let's figure it out. Do, do, do, do. Shannon. Sorry, just stalling for time until we lock them in. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hello. time until we lock them in. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hello. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:54:27 Hello. Not bad. Good. What's your birthday, Shannon? August 28th, 95. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 28th of August. And in 2011, this had a number one hit. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. of August and in 2011 this had a number one hit.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Something spooky is going on in the universe at the moment because on Tuesday we did a birthday banger with Mama Di in studio and her favourite artist Elvis came up.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Today we do a birthday banger with you Shannon and you get Kimbra who Bree did a live TV show with last night. Weird. Weird. It was a global hit with Gautier.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Do you like this song, Shannon? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. Such a big song. It was huge. Launched Kimbra worldwide. Let's go to Kayla. Hi, Kayla.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Hi, Kayla. Hi, it's Taylor with a T. Oh, Taylor with a T. Hi, Taylor. How are you going? Hi. Good, thank you. That's our bad.
Starting point is 00:55:24 What's your birthday, Taylor? 14th. Hi, Taylor. How are you going? Hi. Good, thank you. That's our bad. What's your birthday, Taylor? 14th of August, 1993. All right. You were 16 in 2009 on the 14th of August. And on that day, this was number one. Huge. What year did you say this was? 2009.
Starting point is 00:55:44 2009. Does this sum up being 16 to you, Taylor? Yeah, 100% I can roll into something there. Yeah, it's big. It's good. Big Black Eyed Peas song. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more.
Starting point is 00:55:58 I believe our third person has dropped out. Who now? Millie. It was Millie. And it was her birthday today. We'll see if we can get her back. Millie. It was Millie. And it was her birthday today. We'll see if we can get her back. Millie, call us. We'll do your details
Starting point is 00:56:09 while you're trying to get through. Well, happy birthday for today, Millie, if you're still listening. Obviously, she was born on the 3rd of June and the year was 1989. So she was 16 in 2005. And Millie, for your birthday, here's your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:56:30 So we get Kimber and two black eyed peas. Something freaky's going on. Millie's back. Good day. Two peas in a pod. Millie, hi Millie. Hi, I'm back. You're back. Millie, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Thank you very much. Do you like your birthday banger? I love my birthday banger. I love it too. Me too. I'm going to vote for it. I'm voting for it. You've won.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Happy birthday, Millie. And you brought the energy in the end. I like it. How old are you tonight? I'm 32. 32 and never been kissed. Here we go. Millie's birthday banger. I'm 32. 32 and never been kissed. Here we go. Millie's birthday banger on ZM.
Starting point is 00:57:13 ZM, Brie and Clint. Millie, it's her birthday today and her birthday banger was the Black Eyed Peas, Don't Funk With My Heart. You know, I genuinely believe, I know she doesn't want to, but if Fergie got back together with the Black Eyed Peas and they put out new music,
Starting point is 00:57:29 I reckon it would be massive. It would be. It'd be huge. Because they have put out music since then, but it just isn't quite, you know, Fergie was the thing that sent them, that combo of the four of them.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Bit of that magic dust. Yeah. But she doesn't want to. She's done with that part. She's closed the chapter. Is she still married to Josh Duhamel? I don't think so. No, did that fall apart?
Starting point is 00:57:51 I'm pretty sure they recently broke up. Oh, right. Don't quote me on that. It was Josh Duhamel from Transformers. Yeah, the really good looking guy. Yeah. The one who was in the military and he helped Optimus. You know that movie's not real.
Starting point is 00:58:06 She was going out with Optimus' friends. No, but you know that movie's not a real story. What? Why have I been saving all this money to buy a Dodge Charger then? Brie and Clint. It's back. And it's time for Psychic Radio. Brie's Psychic Radio. Ah, Bree's Psychic Radio.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Stupid radio. This is great radio. Everyone loves it. Bad radio. Lots, lots of great text coming through on the text machine. Bring it back. Well, we are. Someone asked if I could bring back Bree String instead.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Now, that is a crap game. Let's do Psychic Radio, where I give out a bunch of specific details about a person and then somehow through the powers of radio and the universe, they call us. You should call it, um, you should call it just vague coincidence radio. Oh, sick burn. I have to give you that actually. Go on then, go on then, go on then.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Tell me who we're looking for this week. Last week, Clint, you have to admit, we had a win. We got the exact person, every detail correct. Eventually. Can we do it again? Can we do it again? I'll be impressed if we can do it again. Can we do it again?
Starting point is 00:59:20 Okay, here we go. It's time for the fellas to step up. I'm looking for a guy this week. Do your psychic abilities extend to men? Yes, here we go. It's time for the fellas to step up. I'm looking for a guy. Do your psychic abilities extend to men? Yes. Right. Absolutely they do. You know that movie What Men Want?
Starting point is 00:59:31 That's me. I know what they want. It's pretty easy. Looking at your life, I'm not sure you do. Beer and sex. All right, this afternoon we're looking for beer and sex. Is that it? No, we're looking for a guy named Matthew or Matt,
Starting point is 00:59:46 one or the other. I mean, can be both. He's 34. He's got a girlfriend or a sister named Amy. Oh, okay. And he has red hair. Oh, no, you've stuffed it up. You've screwed yourself here.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I don't think so. I think you've screwed yourself here. I don't think so. I think you've screwed yourself here. Because at first I was like, Matt, that might be one of the most common men's name of the last, what? Pretty common. 30 years. 34, yeah, all the Matts I know are 34. Amy, as a sister or girlfriend, partner, I was like, oh, yeah, red hair.
Starting point is 01:00:23 No, too rare. They're recessive, mate. Redheads are, um, yeah. Red hair, nah, too rare. They're recessive, mate. Redheads are going extinct. Redheads love to get involved. They're very reliable and I think they will call. All right. If you even fit the bill close to that, Matt, Matthew, 34, red hair, girlfriend or sister named Amy, I want you to call now 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696 if you know someone who fits
Starting point is 01:00:56 that bill. Wait, you can text us if you know someone? If we can get them on the show. No, you need to text us their phone number. Yeah, that works. I don't want to talk to someone who knows someone who kind of fits the bill this afternoon. This is meant to be psychic radio, okay?
Starting point is 01:01:13 You're meant to deliver me psychic results. Let's see if we've got one right now. We've got one call. Let's put them live to air. Hello, ZDM, who's this? Is it Matt? Hi. This is a woman. So, ZDM. Who's this? Is it Matt? Hi. This is a woman.
Starting point is 01:01:26 So this is Amy. Amy. My partner's name is Matt. Yes. He has not full ginger hair, but he has a full ginger beard. We'll take it. And he is 32, sorry. Amy, you were so close.
Starting point is 01:01:49 And I love that we had the girlfriend caller. Oh, he's working. He's only had a ginger beard. I've got a ginger beard. I appreciate you, Amy. Thank you. We were close. I was so excited.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Oh, man. Okay, look. We'll give it 10 minutes, okay? 10 minutes. Matt, Matthew, 34, red hair, girlfriend or sister named Amy. Call us now. 0800 dials it in. Check out the Matt signal.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Bree and Clint. Bree's Psychic Radio. TikTok. This is all... Oh, there's a call. Who's called through? We've got no calls so far. Our psychic is very stressed.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I'm very stressed out. This has never happened. The fellas have let me down so far. No mats. 34, red hair. Girlfriend or partner named Amy. I thought I'd get one. Relax your criteria a bit. Remove
Starting point is 01:02:45 the red hair. No, that's not what psychic radio is about. Well, you're not going to... Look, we've got someone here. Let's see if they fit your criteria. Hello caller, what's your name? Steve. Oh, Steve!
Starting point is 01:03:01 Bad start, Steve. What of the criteria do you fit? How old are you? 34. Perfect. What else? Hair colour? Red.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Yes. And what's your girlfriend or your sister's name? Amy. Oh, what? Are you sure? Is your middle name Matt? No, it's John. It's John.
Starting point is 01:03:28 That's short for Matt. That's pretty close to Matt. It's not short for Matt. That's short for Matt, isn't it? Short for Jonathan, I think. What's your last name? Oh, Matthew. Oh, Steve.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Your last name is Matthew? Yeah, Matthew. Your last... Wait. No, it's not. Wait. Steve. Why did you not...
Starting point is 01:03:44 What? Oh, he's having us on. He's having us on. You're like Wait No it's not Wait Steve Why did you not What He's having us on He's having us on Oh you got us good Steve Hey Steve Steve I hate this game And you got me excited Clint actually got excited
Starting point is 01:03:54 About psychic radio You should have lied You should have died With the lie You son of a Steve You son of a Matt Steve Matthews Is there a Matt
Starting point is 01:04:03 Is there a Matt Anywhere in your past I've come this far now I need a result too Steve Can I. Is there a Matt anywhere in your past? I've come this far now. I need a result too. Steve, can I ask? I used to have a lover named Matt. No, you didn't. Yes, Steve.
Starting point is 01:04:12 No, you did not. No, you don't tell him who he can love. He can love a man named Matt. Mate, you buy into this. You buy into this. He's going to go, nah, just kidding. I believe him. Is it true, Steve?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Yeah, he passed away though. He's on the other side now. Can you talk to him? Hold on, wait.. I believe him. Is it true, Steve? Yeah, he passed away, though. He's on the other side now. Can you talk to him? Hold on, wait. Let me check in. Wait, wait, wait. Let me check in. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Hold on. Matt, are you there? Matt? Oh, I have a message for you, Steve. Matt says, F you. He would say that, yeah. That sounds like him. All right.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Thanks for calling, Steve. Bum week for our psychic, I think. I mean, pretty close. Good place to end psychic radio, I reckon. Yeah, but we can't end on a low. Good place to hang up your crystal balls. I mean, if the people want it to come back, tell me on the text machine. If the people want it to come back, it'll just come back.
Starting point is 01:05:05 If I get at least 10 texts on the text machine. 10? That is the lowest. Well, how many? How many? 200. 200 texts? Yeah, 200 texts. I'm never going to get 200 texts. No, you couldn't even get a guy called Matt. 200 texts on 9696 and Psychic Radio
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