ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd June 2022

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Shit, I've forgotten the word German. The Dutch person is really grappling with this. No, I'm speaking German. Isn't, yeah. Oh, is this German? Is this German? Is this German? I'm so bad at accent. We don't have many German listeners I've picked up through the podcast. Yeah.

International birthday bagger. Yeah, keine Deutsche. Keine? Keine Deutsche? Yeah. A lot of people from nowhere. No Germans. Yeah.

You know where there's a lot of people that come through on this? UK. Squallon! Not that many. There's heaps. We nearly always have one. There's none today. Oh, well, today's the exception.

Okay. Let's do an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! First of all, thank you for persevering with us with some podcast issues.

We appreciate you letting us know when there are issues. Yes. We are transitioning to a new platform at the moment. Oh, shit. And there's some teething issues. Just think about, just spare a moment for us, because think about when you get a new laptop or you get a new phone and you have to transfer and you have to do teething issues and you have to set it up and then something doesn't work you have to set up your wi-fi on your new phone and laptop that's the issues also there'll

be no podcast on monday because it's a long weekend here in new zealand yes the queen's birthday jubilee jubilee jubilee the platinum jub. Let's do Mike Hancock's birthday banger. He's from Western Supermare in England. G'day, Mike. You were born on the 1st of February, 1990. It's my birthday. Oh, it is too. A few years after you.

Yep. But close. You were 16 in 2006, and here's your birthday banger. Beyonce and Slim Thug. 2006. And here's your birthday bag. Beyonce. And Slim Thug. We didn't hear a lot from Slim Thug after this song, did we? Yeah, nah. I feel like he went with the wrong name maybe.

You need to stop messing around with all the fools and the pranksters. Fit girls gotta get down with the gangsters. It's like he's here. Yeah. I'm a big slim thug fan. Slim thug. Let's see one for Courtney Von Holton from... Janesville, Minnesota.

Minnesota. Minnesota. Minnesota, eh? Courtney, you were born on the 15th of Feb, 1980, which means you were 16 in 1996. And Courtney In Minnesota Here's your birthday bang Yes

I wonder if Oasis Were big in America They were big everywhere Do you know that though They were big in the UK And they were big here And in Australia I know that

Because when I lived In the States People loved Oasis. Did America get One Direction? Yes, they did. The only difference I found was in America, pink, nowhere near as big. And the toilet flushes the other way. Well, you know what's weird is the toilet, like where I lived in Florida, they'd flush like in a circular motion. Yeah, you know what's weird is the toilet like where I lived in Florida, they'd flush like

in a circular motion. Yeah. Whereas here, nowhere else in the world. It doesn't. It just flushes kind of, you know, over itself. Yeah, get that

in your Simpsons episode. One more birthday banger for Dorsia. Would you say Dorsia? Dorsia. Dorsia. Maciejak. Should we go to our resident

Euro Anastasia? How would you pronounce that Polish name, Anastasia? I know you're not from Poland, but. You guys are trying your best, and I reckon you can make it, because I don't know any Polish, sorry. Dorsia Maciejak. Let's go with that. She's from Poland, and she was born on the 21st of May, 1985,

which means she was 16 in 2001. And Dorcia, here is your birthday bag. Oh, it's got big throwback energy. This is the best S Club song, eh? What's their other one? They've got another really big one. Don't stop, never give up, hold your head high. I like this one better.

Yeah. Yeah. How hot was Rachel? I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Rachel was the hottest. You had a big Rachel boner. Big fan of Rachel. For the winner, I'm going to vote for,

oh, it's between Wonderwall and S Club 7. I'm going to vote for, oh, it's between Wonderwall and East Club 7. I'm going to vote for Wonderwall. Yeah, can't beat this. It's for Courtney. Wonderwall. If you've never heard of Oasis before because you're from America, check them out. You might like them. Got a couple of goodies.

I think Courtney might have heard of Oasis. You don't know? No, I'm pretty sure she has. Also, check out One Direction. And the Spice Girls. All good bands. Have a good weekend, everybody. Bye.

Bye, guys. I'm going to throw it back to you. By now, you should have somehow realised what you've got to do. What's going on everybody? Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Oh, that woman just puts me in a good mood every time we start a Friday show. It is a good time. Sorry, someone's put a big foamy thing on my microphone. You got the knob on your microphone. It's too big. It's too intimidating. You don't want a big knob. No, I don't. I can't handle foamy thing on my microphone. You got the knob on your microphone. It's too big. It's too intimidating.

You don't want a big knob. No, I don't. Okay, fair enough. I can't handle that all up in my grill. Yeah, it is big. It's too much for me. Sorry. It is big.

Today on the show, big show coming up. It's Friday, which means Friday Okie is on the way. You've chosen the song today. I have. I've picked, I'm going to say, my top five all-time favourite songs. Yeah. I don't know why, but it's just one of those songs when I hear it, it just makes me feel everything.

It's one birthday banger a couple of times we're going to be doing, Mr Big. The guy from Sex and the City. No, not that guy. He's cancelled, eh? He is cancelled. But did you know, I never realised that this band was more like a hardcore kind of rock. I didn't know that, but did you know that's a man singing that song?

I know. I didn't know that. He's incredible. I knew that. I did not know that. If you look at the film clip for that, they kind of look like a modern... No, no, they kind of look like Queen. Yeah, right, okay.

That's what they kind of look like. Well, we'll sing Mr. Big at Friday, 5 o'clock, sorry, for Friday Oki, after the retro petrol time machine. And we'll start with Friday Oki next. No, oh my God. We'll start with Tradie vs. Lady next. That's right. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies. The last game of the week, the tradies sitting on 49, the ladies sitting on 33. Come on, ladies, get in behind. Let's meet our lady. She's 32 years old.

She's from Auckland and she plays soccer football. Welcome to the show, Amy. G'day, Amy. What position do you play? I'm a striker the show, Amy. G'day, Amy. What position do you play? I'm a striker. Oh, yep. Take all the glory, Amy. And can I say, you look striking today, Amy. Oh, thank you.

You can't see her. She looks striking today. Wouldn't you agree, Brie? Yeah, totally. She looks striking. Let's meet our tradie today. She's also a lady. She's from Napier and she can fit her whole fist in her mouth. Welcome to the show, Nikki. G'day, Nikki.

Hey. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, prove it. Do it right now. Stick it in there now. You're doing what now? Stick the fist in your mouth now and say, I love the Bree and Clint show.

Okay, hang on. Come on. She's doing it. Oh, this is really cool. That checks out. Okay, hang on. Come on. She's doing it. Oh, this is really a Clint show. That checks out. That's pretty good. I'll pay that.

Well done. Nice work, Nicky. It's almost worth a point, that, but that would be unfair. Your parents will be so proud. Unless you want

to whack a fist in, Amy, if you want to whack a fist in too, you can have a point. No, I'll pass on that. Okay, all right. No points to anybody. We'll start on nil all.

First to three gets 50 points dollars, thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Buzz in with tradie or lady. In relation to baseball, who was the great Bambino? Was it A-Rod, Babe Ruth, or Derek Jeter? Tradie.

Yes, Nikki. I'm goingod, Babe Ruth or Derek Jeter? Tradee. Yes, Nicky. I'm going to guess Babe Ruth. It is absolutely Babe Ruth. The Sultan of Swat. The great Bambino. One to the trade. He's question number two. You just said so many words I've never heard before.

Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. You need to do some research on baseball history. Yeah. He's the greatest player ever. I'll get around to it. He is literally the greatest player.

You know he was the first guy, he walked out into the diamond and pointed to the bleachers for a home run? Yeah. He was like the first guy to do that. What a skunk. I know, right? I should have called him the Great Skunks. They probably gave him that nickname too.

The question number two, Elon Musk has told Tesla employees it's time to return to the office. What does the acronym WFH stand for? Lady. Yes, Amy. Working from home. That is correct. Oh, mate, where's the Fifth Harmony song?

Oh. That was a sitter. She's sitter than everything. Yeah, good point. That would have gone good. Question number three, one point each. What do you call a baby kangaroo? Lady.

Yes, Amy's in first. Joey. That is a spot on the money. How are you doing? Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. What are we celebrating this long weekend? Lady.

Yes, Amy. For the win. this long weekend? Lady. Trady. Trady. For the win. Amy for the win. Queen's birthday. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Yeah, nice. It was tough. Bree and Clint. You know when you had your daughters, or your wife had the daughters, but you were there, did you get pressure from anyone to name your daughters after them? Nah. Nah. Nah.

It's a lot of pressure to put on someone. There's a family name in my family that gets given to boys. Okay. It's dad's name. Muriel. Aysen. Oh, Aysen. I know, yeah.

Lucky you didn't have boys. Shout out to dad if you're listening, Aysen. He'd say, Aysen? What the hell is it? Do you mean Jason? No, Aysen. Oh, Aysen. I know, yeah. Lucky you didn't have boys. Shout out to Dad if you're listening. Aysen. You say, Aysen? What the hell is it? You mean Jason? No, Aysen. Aysen Spades.

It's been handed down. There's about four Aysens on that side of the family. There's four Aysens. There's none in our generation. None in the new generation. So there's a bit of pressure there. No Aysens in the new generation. Luckily, we had two girls.

Yeah. Thank God. No, I mean. Shout. Thank God. No offense. I mean, you know. Shout out to Dad. Shout out. If my dad was in Top Gun, he's got his name ready to go. He'd be Ace.

A-C-E. Ready to go. You know? It's ready. Ace in the hole. Ace. Ace of base. Ace in the hole.

Look, a woman has, she's went on to Reddit and she was asking people's opinion because this has happened to her where her sister is demanding that she names her unborn baby girl after her. Oh, no, you don't demand. You don't demand. You don't say, hey, you know that kid that I haven't done anything to create? Name it after me. I think you should name it Sarah. Has she got a nice name?

Has she got a name that they might take? It doesn't say. Because it would put you off. Even if it was a name that you liked, like say your sister's name is Rachel, you're flirting with the idea of Rachel. If your sister came in and said, you better call that kid Rachel,

I'd go, I don't like the name Rachel anymore. Yeah, look, I think this is the situation. This is what this woman says. She's like, my sister has always been the favorite of the family my parents have always favored her she's always gotten her way and she always manages to take the limelight the attention yeah in every situation yeah and she said she's had enough she goes uh there's no way i'm naming my daughter, my first daughter, after my sister because she just wants the attention.

Yeah. It's not about your sister. It's about you. Exactly. If anything, you name it after yourself. Yeah. Anyway, apparently, because this daughter is the favourite, her parents are like,

stop being so selfish and name the baby after your sister. Oh, I hate that. I hate that. When your parents are unrecitable, you're like, stay out of it. Parents, you are not naming my baby. You had your go when you named us. You had your turn and now our turn to name the kid.

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. You know? I thought it'd be quite interesting to ask people on 0800DIALS at M, are you named after anyone? It could be a famous person or it could be someone, oh, you know what's really interesting is when you're named after anyone? It could be a famous person or it could be someone, oh, you know what's really interesting is when you're named after someone and then maybe your parents

had a falling out since you've grown up. Oh, they don't like that person anymore. Yeah. Yep. Or you're named after a celebrity. Yeah. But that celebrity has since been cancelled. Oh, imagine that.

Imagine if they called you DaBaby. I don't reckon there's many DaBabies out there. I was thinking more Michael Jackson. Oh, that's DaBaby. Call us right now on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Were you named after someone? Yeah, who are you named after? Where did you get your name from?

Brian Clint. The story's gone viral where a sister said that her sister demanded she named her unborn baby girl after her. Rude. So rude. Rude, rude, rude. Unless she donated the egg, then get off the grass. Yeah, it's not up to you.

You don't get to name the baby. I just realised my co-host on Celebrity Treasure Island named his daughter after me. Oh, yeah. Baby Bree. Or you think it's after you. Well I like to think it's after me and I asked him about it. He could be a big Wonder Woman fan. Yeah he said look

meeting you, we love the name Bree already and then when I met you it didn't detour me. So I'll take that as a win. You didn't put him off the name. Yeah exactly it's a win. You didn't put him off. Yeah, exactly. It's a win. Penny's here. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hi. Oh my God, are you named after Big Bang Theory? No, but that is what I've

heard for the last frickin' hell of a long time. Oh, that show sucks, Penny. I'm just kidding. Were you named after Penny's skateboards? Nope. Were you named after Penny farthing bicycles? Nope. Okay, you tell us. We give up.

Okay, so I'm named after my mum's best friend. Oh, that's adorable. Wait, wait. Did they stay best friends? Yes, they did. Yep, she's passed on now. But yeah, she was a lovely lady and everyone knows me as Little Penny and she was Big Penny. Oh, that's nice.

I love that. That's so sweet. You kind of automatically have a bond with that person then, don't you? Yeah, well, they kind of look over you and look at you without you knowing. But, yeah. Oh, that's a really sweet one, Penny. That's really nice. Thanks, Penny.

Let's talk to Leah. Hi, Leah. I think it might be Leah. Oh, Leah? Is it Leah? No, it is Leah. It's Leah. Hi, Leah.

How are you named after? Princess Leah of Star Wars. Wait, so is it Leah or Leah? I'm Leah. Hi, Leah. How are you named after? Princess Leia of Star Wars. Wait, so is it Leah or Leia? I'm Leia. You're Leia? But named after Princess Leia. Leia. Okay, so is it spelt Leia?

No, it's L-E-A-H. So confused. Are you sure you're named after Princess Leia even though your name is Leia Spoutleia Yeah I can't remember The back story behind it But there was a reason they changed it But if I was going to be a boy

It was after Luke Skywalker R2-D2 I was thinking Darth Vader Okay Leia named after Leia Thank you for your call We appreciate it Interesting obviously big Star Wars fans. A lot of really great texts coming through on this.

I love this one. It says, my daughter is Isla Tyson. Tyson was my husband's old dog that had passed away. My six-year-old said, can you please text this to Bree and Clint? Okay. That's very cute. Obviously, dog meant a lot to them. We've lost our last one, but maybe Anastasia can give it to us.

What was it, Anastasia? Who were they named after? They were named after Santana, the guitarist. But you know that the guitarist's name is Carlos Santana? Yeah. She has cousins called Carlos and Santana. That's cool. Wow, Santana's got cousins called Carlos and Santana.

Yeah, so Santana must be a family name. How good is that Rob Thomas Santana song? It's cool. Santana's got cousins called Carlos and Santana. Yeah, so Santana must be a family name. How good is that Rob Thomas Santana song? It's great. This is a soft rock anthem. Brought him back into the light. A lot of other people texting through, they said, My mum named me after a policeman she had a crush on while seeing my dad. That's a good one.

Someone else said my partner is called Carter after Dr. Carter on ER. My mum had a big crush. There you go. I love the one that texted through and they said, I'm named after Roseanne Cash, Johnny Cash's daughter. I tweeted her about it and told her. She actually replied saying, love your parents. It wasn't until a year later that I realised she had replied

because I didn't know how to work Twitter. Titter. Did I say Titter? Twitter. And it burns, burns, burns. So Johnny Cass is Jordan. I'm just going to move on. Titter.

You had a Titter. Let's just move on. Bree and Clint. This is quite clever, I think. I've stumbled across this restaurant in Canada that has renamed all the items on its menu so that their customers can expense them and claim them as work costs without being questioned.

That is good. So you go to this place, you order the things, and then you go back to work and go, yeah, these are all business expenses. Can I have 10 tequila shots, otherwise known as business proposals? Close. Yeah, very close.

So, for example, I'll give you some real examples off the menu. Okay. So you go in there on a Friday, you feel like a beef burger. You like a beef burger, right? Yeah. Well, you'd be keen to order a basic steel stapler. Yep. I need heaps of staplers, one every Friday, actually.

Yeah, one of those on your bill. Chicken and bacon burger. You like those? Yes. I think you're actually looking for a mini dry erase whiteboard. Of course. Yum. Of course I am.

Yum. Delish. You're going vegetarian at the moment, aren't you? Yeah. What about a veggie burger? Delish. Bring it on. Okay, sit there.

I'll get you wired earphones with mic for Zoom calls. So good. Chuck that on the receipt. I love that. If you want to build your own burger at this restaurant, we'll put you down for one silicon keyboard cover. Oh, I love a good cover for my keyboard. And of course you need some chips, right?

No burger meal is complete without some chips. You'll be after the CPU wireless mouse. The only issue I see with this... You have to order something different every week. Yeah, otherwise in six months' time, your boss is going to ask why you've expensed 24 computer mice. You know? The only issue I see with this... You have to order something different every week. Yeah, otherwise in six months' time, your boss is going to ask why you've expensed 24 computer mice. You know?

Yeah, and just say, well, I got pissed while using it at the pub where I get all this food. Brian Clint. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, what the hell is going on with Liam Payne on the internet at the moment? Okay, everyone is talking about this.

Liam Payne did the Logan Paul podcast and he said, there's so many reasons why I dislike Zayn Malik, but there's many reasons why I'll always be on his side. Have a listen to this. Here's a little grab from the podcast. There's many reasons why I dislike Zayn and there's many reasons why I'll always, always be on his side. You can't, you can always look at the man for where he is

and say, oh yeah, whatever, that guy's a dick, right? But at the end of the day, once you understand what he's been through to get to that point and also whether or not he actually even wanted to be there. Listen, I don't agree with any of his actions. I can't commend some of the things that he's done. I can't be on his side for that. He has put his foot in it in so many ways

with this Logan Paul interview I heard one where he said that He doesn't need any success He's achieved what nobody has ever achieved before With One Direction He's got the gold plaques He doesn't need it He'll only go solo for the right song

And then they follow that clip With some of the terrible solo songs That he's released He's just I think he had too many whiskeys During that interview He kept talking about, bring me another whiskey. What do you think, Dean?

Yeah. This is the thing. This is why people, this is why celebrities don't actually like doing interviews. No. They reveal them true selves. Yeah. Oh, but come on, guys. This is the same week... We've all got a bit drunk on a podcast before, haven't we? Have we?

Come on, guys. This is the same week. We've all got a bit drunk on a podcast before, haven't we? Have we? Come on, guys. This is the same week that Dean bought us the news that Liam Payne cheated on his fiancée as well. He's having a week from hell, isn't he, Dean? Not ideal. Having a week from hell. After it being revealed that he cheated on his girlfriend, fiancée, actually, the next day he was then seen holding hands with some other hot, broad thing. I don't know what you call her, but she was gorgeous, obviously.

And, yeah, he's had a very good week. Interestingly, Zayn Malik, you know, the alleged that he pushed his baby mama's mum, Yolanda Hadid, which is Gigi Hadid's mum. I'm surprised that hasn't gotten more traction. We haven't heard about that in a while. It's kind of gone away, eh? It went silent. There's been a lot of stuff floating around about Zayn Malik and then he came out and because

at the time he was obviously engaged and he was seen on a dating app. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. For a particular fetish and that went around and then I mean, there's a lot of stuff floating around about Zayn Malik.

Lucky we've still got Harry, right? We always will have Harry. The golden child. And Niall. And Niall. We've got Niall. Yeah. Niall stays safe because he doesn't do anything.

He just stays in Ireland. He's so cute. His accent. That is the latest with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. Let's talk about the ick. Some people get it from fake accents. I think I just got it from us just then.

The ick, for those who don't know, describes that moment when someone you're dating does just an innocuous thing that totally puts you off. When I think about, because I've definitely had my fair share, I think I've given people the ick, but I've also, I remember times. You remember receiving the ick? Where I've gotten the ick. And every time I get the ick

And I think about it now I always like shiver It's irrational And like you said before It's involuntary You can't help it This article I've been reading Gives some examples

It says From using the wrong emojis To dancing badly To wearing skinny jeans Those are examples of things That can give you the ick I don't know if those are, not for me. Really?

Like if someone dances really bad, I can find that cute. Good. You know? Good, good. So before we delve into a fresh list of acts, this article poses the question, can one come back from the act? No. So if someone's given you the act, can you find them attractive again?

You say no, right? Not if it's early. If it's early stages, there's no coming back. How early? Oh, three, four months. Three or four months? Yeah, there's no coming back. So according to an expert, a senior lecturer at the University of Southern Queensland

and a relationship expert. Her name is Dr. Raquel Peel. She says if you're a reasonable person, the ick is totally surmountable if you're willing to give someone another chance. Oh, sorry, Raquel. You obviously have never

really gotten the ick. Raquel. She says it's unrealistic to think that a partner will tick all of your boxes that will make you happy 100% of the time. Totally agree. But I think the ick lets you know how much you truly like someone. You reckon? Because for me, if someone gives me the ick, I think it's a sign that I probably am not really that into them. You don't think that maybe it could be yourself putting up walls to go, oh, no, don't let this person in.

I need to find something wrong with them. I don't want to get hurt. I'm going to go out and subconsciously find a reason not to be attracted to them. It's an involuntary thing. I don't go out looking for it. She says sometimes you'll be happy with them and sometimes you'll be annoyed and sometimes that will be for the exact same thing.

So something that makes you happy with that person one week might be the thing that gives you the ick next week. It's not fair. Have you gotten the ick? Yeah. What gives you the ick? I love this conversation. Well, I haven't had it recently, obviously. Let's hope not. You sure?

Seven years strong, baby. You sure? I'm sure I've given it. You've given me the ick a few times. You gave it to me earlier today. Where Clint, he had this drink in a can and he sculled the last part of the drink and then he walks over, he like struts over to the bin in the studio and then he shakes it to make sure there's nothing the drink and then he walks over, he like struts over to the bin in the studio and then he shakes it to make sure there's nothing in it and then he throws the can on the ground and then stomps on it to squash it

and then tosses it in the can. Like I said before, some things that give some people the ick, give other people the horn, you know. Some ladies would have loved that. Oh, I don't know. I was like, I've got the ick. I like to give ladies the ick on the regular just to keep them at arm's distance, you know,

just to keep a safe circle around myself. Whatever you need to tell yourself. I've got to be careful people don't find me. Yeah, yeah. Shall we put together a fresh list of icks? Yeah, come on. These are personal icks. Let's go around the room.

And producer Anastasia, you can join in on this too. Yeah. Someone chuck a fresh ick out there. What gives you the ick? Someone who brings a water bottle to a restaurant. Why? It gives me the ick. They literally have water.

My brother does it. I'm like, why have you got your dirty gem water bottle here? He's got the one that looks like a mini water cooler as well. Oh, I hate it so much. I'll go. Someone who shares act party memes. Oh, I hate it so much. I'll go. Someone who shares act party memes. Just delete them.

Actually, no, no, no. Actually, someone who shares any political memes. Yeah. If you share a meme from a political party, yep.

Stage. Oh, it's got to be controversial. Sitting cross-legged. Oh, nah, I don't mind it. I know it's fine for some people. It's just a personal act. When men sit cross-legged. Oh, nah, I don't mind it. I know it's fine for some people, it's just a personal act. When men

sit cross-legged? Yes, sorry, sorry. And when you say cross-legged, do you mean like you're sitting down on the school mat? Or do you mean like a lady legging? One leg over the other. Nah, I find that hot on a man. If they're like, you know, they're going against the status quo. Bring it on, baby.

I love that. Yeah, Anastasia, stop holding me back. Sorry, sorry. What about if they run after someone's hit a child piñata and they run to pick up the lollies? Be a man. Get a bit... No, sorry. Buy some lollies from the store.

Leave the lollies for the kids. They're for the kids. Clint actually inspired me going back to the can one before when he's just sunk his beer. Oh, this could be a girl too. They've sunk their drink, they chuck it in the bin, hits the rim and bounces out like it just doesn't, like they did it so confidently, like Kobe.

And they've called Kobe already. Yeah, they called Kobe. People who merge way too early on an on-ramp and it ruins the whole zip for everybody. Oh, I hate that. And you just, oh my gosh. What about when someone, you're in the car with them and they're trying to merge but no one will let them in? And I know it's not their fault, but it just makes me feel awkward.

It's pathetic. That's why. You're like, oh, my God, I feel sorry. I can't be attracted to you because I feel sorry. I know. What about if someone's having a race? This might be real neat. What about if someone's having a race and they're racing someone

up the stairs and one of the people, you know, when they use their hands to get up the stairs? We're completing the list of X's this afternoon and wow, these are specific. These are so funny. I've just got to read out a few of these. Someone said, controversial, but an X for me is not eating the crust on toast. Grow up. Not eating the crust.

That's so good. Someone else said men in Lycra cycling suits. Oh. I don't mind it. They call them mammals. M-A-M-I-L. Middle-aged man in Lycra. Oh, yes.

Someone said when they talk soft in bed, grow a pair. That's not hot. What do you mean soft? Like when they talk? I guess maybe when they talk like this. You're like, why are you whispering? in bed. Grow a pair. That's not hot. What do you mean soft? Like when they talk? I guess maybe when they talk like this. Why are you whispering? In bed. Someone said when men wear no-show socks. I kind of feel that

one. I don't mind it when they've got their shoes on and then if they take their shoes off then they kind of look like... I own a few no-show socks. I've seen you with... I've seen you with them. And any time you take your shoes off at somebody's house, it is weird. It is weird.

Brooke's here. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi. You can't control it. What gives you the ick? It's so gross. When you're playing beer pong with someone

and you have to watch them like chase the ping pong ball across the room. Oh my God, this comes through every time we do it. No one can pull it off. No one looks sexy or hot doing that. It looks awkward and just not good.

Someone wrote, when he writes hee-hee in his texts, ick. What about ha-ha? Is that okay? Ha-ha is probably fine. Hee-hee is an ick. Someone said on the text, Bree's acting career, ick. Oh, savage. I mean, kind of fair. Like I said, put a nice ick circle around yourself to the text Bree's acting career, ick. Oh, savage. I mean, kind of fair.

Like I said, put a nice ick circle around yourself to protect your relationship. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Hannah, what's the ick that does it for you? When a guy is driving and they accidentally leave their indicator on and they don't realise.

They're just going in a straight line with their indicator on. And you're just like looking at it. The most awkward bit is when they come up to a corner that they need to turn and their indicator's already on and they have to turn it off for a split second and then turn it back on again. No, that's even worse. That's the ick. Yeah, that's so true, Hannah.

Thank you, Hannah. Someone said disconnected beards. What's that? So beards that don't join up, I guess, with the sideburns or with the moustache. Right, they're a bit patchy. What about, someone said, major ick, people with more than one computer screen. Further to this, anyone who owns a gaming

chair. Aww. That's rough. Someone said, women who drink Karubas or Woodstocks. Someone else said, verifying themselves on Tinder. Can you verify yourself? Can you get a blue tick on Tinder?

Surely a blue tick on Tinder just says that you've been on Tinder too long. You can connect your Instagram to Tinder which verifies you as that person. Surely that shows you're too dedicated to Tinder which nobody wants. Don't you want someone who's going to get off Tinder? Isn't that the key?

Someone else said when people put used tissues in their pockets. So true. Harry's here. Hi, Harry. Hi, Harry. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. What gives you the ick, Harry? When everybody's singing happy

birthday and you've got that one person who sings louder than everyone else to show off a little bit too much. Harry, are they the person that also does the hip-hips? Anyone who aggressively leads the charge on the hip-hats. You know how there's always one person that is obviously meant to do the hip-hips in the room? Yeah, it's the person closest to the birthday person.

They've got the hip-hip energy, and if you're not that person and you're trying to join in... You're limelighting on someone else's birthday. Thank you, Harry. Someone texted and said, my husband was doing this the other day. It's a big ick. Adding music to his Instagram story post

and the same five seconds of the song played over 100 times while he was trying to think of a good caption. Oh, no. What was that song that gave me the echo? The song that everyone was using on their Instagram at one point? What was that? Sunset Lover. Yes.

That one? That's the one. Or Billie Eilish, Ocean Eyes. Petite Biscuit. Petite Biscuit. The picture of the sunset, Petite Biscuit. Good morning, Kanye West. Petite biscuit. Petite biscuit. Petite. Picture of the sunset, petite biscuit. Good morning, Kanye West. Make it stop.

Or writing, I'm on a boat on any post of you on a boat. So good. Hot, hot, nice. Okay, that's good. We've got our X out of our systems. We're feeling good. We can go and have a hot and sexy weekend. Bree and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. A weekly battle where you join us to guess songs as quickly as possible. Good afternoon, Memphis. Hi, Memphis.

Hey there. Hi. Cool name. Thank you. Whose team do you want to play on this afternoon? Team Bree or Team Clint? We'll go Team Bree. Team Bree.

All right, lock it in. That means, Hayley, you're on my team, okay? Yeah, that's all good. If we win, we get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Correct. You get 25, I get 25. Oh, good deal this week then. I'm key. Just kidding. You guys get the whole lot if you win. Anastasia runs the game. Hi, I get 25. Oh, good deal this week then. I'm keen.

Just kidding. You guys get the whole lot if you win. Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Stasia. So this is the One Second Song Challenge. Obviously, we play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with their name, with the title,

and artists wins themselves and their team a point. First to three wins like all other Bree and Clint games. Bree and Clint will go, and then Memphis and Hayley will give it a go. Got it. Just a wee hint for this week's theme. Yes. With Post Malone releasing his new album today, 12 Carat Toothache, we've got rappers on. Rappers.

It's going to be a rapper. And it's not going to be just males. It'll be females too, obviously. With that, Brian Clint, are you guys ready? Ready. Ready. Let's hear song number one. Clint.

No idea. The theme should be a hint. Yeah, that's Post Malone. Five, four, three. And the song is I Fall Apart. That's correct. Lucky it was right at the start. I had no clue.

I thought that I would pick a hardest post song because it was post. Yeah. So sorry about that. Sorry, Memphis. We're on the board, Hayley. Let's go, Memphis. You got this. It's up to you guys now.

It's over to you two. All right, Hayley. Now this is a famous rapper. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Hayley. Yes, Hayley, now this is a famous rapper. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Hayley. Yes, Hayley. What do we reckon?

It's Katy Perry. Hayley, I'm going to have to tell you now. Does Memphis get a go? Yeah. Memphis, you got any ideas? It's Nicki Minaj. Yeah. Which song? Five,

four, three, two, one. Brie just bought one. Oh. I did well. You did well. Can I have another guess? Yeah. Yeah. Go on then. Starship by Nicki Minaj. There we go.

Got there in the end. Unlucky Memphis. Starships by Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah. Starships. We'll let them fly. Got there in the end. Unlucky Memphis. That's all right. Hey, Memphis, you got the artist and you're still in the game. Don't worry. Well, I mean, Brie's got to get a point here, but she will. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Let's hear song number three. Future. Brie. It's Missy Elliott. Put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. Title? It's Young Femme Napa's Wangan. What is the title?

Five, four, three, two, one. Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it. Missy Elliott, request line? No. Request. No, no. Do you want to hear a bit more? Let's play some more songs.

Missy Elliott, is it worth it? No bit more? Let's play some more songs. Missy Elliott, is it worth it? No. Okay, let's hear some more songs. Missy Elliott, let me work it. Let's hear some more songs. Missy Elliott, work it. I feel like I should be awarded for how many guesses he's had. Brady, you want one last guess?

Okay, look. What is it? Look, let's screw this round. Let's work it. But that was one of ten things that you guessed. Yeah, I guessed that. No, you didn't. No, I don't think you even guessed just work it.

It was like work it out. I was like, make it stop. Okay, Hayley, get it for us here. Come on, Memphis. You got this, mate. Hayley, you get this one. We win the game, okay? You guys know how to play the game.

These two don't. Let's hear song number four. Memphis. Oh, Memphis. What do you reckon? Harder, better, faster, stronger. Hayley. Hayley, Hayley.

Hayley, okay. Sorry, Memphis. That's wrong. Hayley. Stronger by Kanye West. She's done it. Oh, she's done it. Memphis, I feel like we were made to be a duo in this game.

Hey, congratulations, Hayley. There are 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way for the long weekend. Thank you so much. Nice work, Hayley. You did well. Obviously, Memphis got stitched up there. It is Daft Punk. Using the Daft Punk song. She got stitched up because she got me as a Punk. Well, I was going to say. Using the Daft Punk song.

She got stitched up because she got me as a partner. Hey, you guys didn't know Missy Elliott, right? Oh, sorry. Sorry, being a bit hard. We knew it. We've even done that song for Friday Oaky. Yeah, duh. We know it, all right.

We know Missy Elliott. The Best Foods Comedy Gala is back for 2022. They've already announced Reese, Matthewson, Justine Smith, Chris Parker and more. And just added to the bill is our favourite Shortland Street actress, apart from you, Brie. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Kora Forrester. Kia ora. Hello.

Kia ora, my mate. How are you? Good, mate. So good to have you back on the show. We talked to you a few weeks ago for the 30th anniversary for Shortland Street. And now you're doing the bloody Comedy Fest Gala. I talked to you a few weeks ago for the 30th anniversary for Shortland Street and now you're doing the bloody Comedy Fest Gala. I mean, you're busy.

She's everywhere. She's everywhere, mate. She's everywhere. Why not? So are you a triple threat because you can act, you can do stand-up. Do you have a third skill?

Yes, singing. Singing. Oh, can we hear it? Can we hear a little bit? Yeah, sing as you said. This is an original. Actually, no. I don't have a third one. You should have said dancing and then just told us that you were dancing right now, you know?

I was so hoping for like, you know, a banger from Justice Crew or, you know, something that you just busted out there. Maybe one day, you know, when everything else falls over, I'll fall back on my singing career. Yeah, time to launch your pop career. Good idea. Thanks, guys. Are you excited to be on a stage in front of a packed room of people again? It's been funny time for comedy, eh? Yeah, I am so excited

and kind of nervous. I haven't been doing stand-up for about two years, so I'm going to be doing all brand new stuff. Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of freaked but stoked. You don't have to do brand new stuff. You haven't done it for so long, everyone's forgotten your jokes. Yeah. Just do the old stuff.

Yeah, exactly. And they're old jokes too. They aren't relevant anymore. Mate, I know you're renowned for sharing quite intimate, personal stories in your stand-up gear. Can we expect some of that in your new set? Yeah, I think so. I haven't

had enough boyfriends between now and then to really get some doozies going that you'd love, Brie. No All Blacks? You haven't dated any All Blacks between... No All Blacks. No, I think they've all been quite busy. Because not to give away too much of your gear, but that stuff hits pretty hard. I was intrigued. Any All Black give away too much of your gear, but that stuff hits pretty hard.

Oh, I was intrigued. Any all-black romantic stories, they go pretty well, right? Yeah, people love them for lots of different reasons. They're very, like, particularly, like, big, burly men are like, that's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. You know, like a triple rendezvous with the Barrett brothers or something like that? Yeah, you know, I'll try. Now, that would really hit hard.

Is this your first time, Cora, like being in the comedy gala? Because this is massive. Like, is it your first time being in this? It is, yeah. I've done some similar shows, but nothing this big before. And it's my first time being on the stage at the Civic as well. So it'll be pretty epic and I will be

shitting my pants a little bit but I think it'll be worth it. Shitting your pants. Have you got a spare pair of pants on your rider? Yeah,

I might check that on actually. Do you get a rider as a comedian? Because if a band plays like a gala set They have to do their own intros. I don't know if they get a rider.

Do you get a rider? Do you get to go on a fruit platter and a bottle of Smirnoff or something? I've never had a rider in my life, but I'll ring you guys when I do and I'll be like, I've made it, I've made it. But, you know, there's water, there's wine,

but we share all of it. I love that. How do you deal with the nerves? Like doing stand-up is one of the most terrifying things in the whole world, if you ask me. But going in front of, you know, the Civic, which is a massive audience, what do you do to combat those nerves? Well, I just love it.

So I don't get so nervous that I don't want to do it. The nerves for me more feel like adrenaline, you know. Like a bungee jump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more just like I can't wait to get out there and crack all of you up. Yeah,... Like a bungee jump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more just like, I can't wait to get out there and crack all of you up. Like some MDMA, yes. Yeah.

Wow, you can see Kura Forest Hour as part of the Best Foods Comedy Gala. It's in Auckland and in Wellington this September. The tickets are on sale at comedyfestival.co.nz We've got a double pass up for grabs right now. If you can text 9696 with who Kuda plays on Shortland Street, if you get the correct answer to that,

someone will get a free double pass. Correct. And you'll get to hear that story about the Barrett brothers and Kuda. I can't wait to hear it. Spoiler alert. I can't wait to ride it. Kuda plays Chris Warner. Thanks so much for talking to us.

Love you. We're on TV this morning. We were on TV this morning. We were on the telly. I mean, big moment for us. Is that the first time you and I have been on the telly together? Possibly. I think it is. We were on there because we have got what the people want.

I was right. We're big news. Yep. Huge news This morning The Brian Clint spaceship Appeared on TBNZ Breakfast It drove from Bree's house in Central Auckland

To the TBNZ studios For its big interview Yes And it's not the first time It's been on Breakfast TV either Is it? No it's not Maddie Mc it's been on Breakfast TV either, is it? No, it's not. Matty McLean, obviously a very good friend of the show, fellow Brian Clint member.

Yes. They've been covering it on Breakfast on TVNZ and they've been following John Powell who made the spaceship and they've been trying to help him sell it. And they've been following that journey. And then when Matty McLean found out that it was now in our possession, he said, you guys have to come on the show. I heard Jenny May tease the story. She goes, up next, who on earth bought that spaceship and why?

Spoiler, it was Brie. Serving revealed how much you paid for that spaceship I will take that to the grave You know what? I don't regret a single dollar that I spent on that spaceship Because it all went to Starship Hospital True, great point So I actually felt really good about spending my savings

And my house deposit money on that spaceship You can live in it too Here's a little bit of our big breakfast interview this morning. So wait, what are you going to do with this van? Well look, Clint said he wanted to go on a road trip and he wanted, I wanted to go to Mars.

That's where I wanted to go. He's more a Uranus man. But no, we want to take... You want to come? Whoa, Matty. McLean, how... Making a Uranus joke on the national broadcast. How quick was it?

I mean, in fairness, I led him into it, and then he just crushed it. And Matty loves Uranus. He does. It's his favourite planet. Our spaceship, on its big TV debut, can be seen on the Bree and Clint Instagram page at the moment. We still don't know where we're going with this ship or when,

so we're still open to suggestions. We are planning, and we will be on the road at some point, hopefully, if it doesn't break down. The only place we know we're going for sure is Infinity. Oh. And beyond. Yeah. And Bre-ond? Not bad. Not bad. Clinfinity?

Oh, that could have went wrong. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. B-b-b-Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey. I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday-okey. Your chance to directly influence the outcome of our afternoon and our entire weekend, to be honest. You will choose the winner of Friday Okie, where we spend 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer and do the best version of a song we can. That's right. This week it was my song choice,

and I've been wanting to do this particular song, I reckon, for about two months, because it's one of my all-time favourite songs ever. It's Mr Big. I'm the one who wants to be with you. I'm the one. Just a sing-along ballad. It's from 1991.

Was it on a movie, this song? Probably. Probably. Great drinking song, this this one Such a good song And everybody when they sing it Thinks that they can sing it too That is the key right It's one of those songs where you just

You really rinse your voice out And you go I'm good at this You just kind of scream it And then turns out you sound terrible I am Mr Big And we have recorded that down And we're going to play it for you now. Exactly right. You can't vote until you've heard both.

Bree chose the song. She goes first. Here comes Bree's Mr. Big. Hold on, little girl. Show me what he's done to you. Stand up, little girl. A broken heart can't be that bad when it's

through, it's through. Fate will twist the both of you. So come on, baby, come on over. Let me be the one to show you. I'm the one who wants to be with you. Deep inside, I hope you feel it too Waited on a line of queens and lures Just to be the next to be with you

Pretty happy. I think I crushed it. Mrs. Big. Yeah. Hey. Bit of pressure on me this week. I got my first win of the year against you last week. So I haven't gone back to back ever.

Yeah. Is this my song? Am I Mr. Big? You probably have done a great job, but I'm happy with my efforts. You've got to contrast it with this. After this, you'll get the chance to vote. Here comes my Mr. Big. Hold on, little girl.

Show me what he's done to you. Stand up, little girl. Broken hearts can't be that bad. When it's through, it's through. Fate will twist the both of you. So come on, baby. Come on over. Let me be the one to show you

I'm the one who wants to be with you Deep inside I hope you feel it too Waited on a line of dreams and dreams Just to be the next To be with you Oh, jeez. Go big or go home. You got it with that song.

We need five people who want to pick the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon to call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. You can give whatever criticism, feedback, praise, whatever you want. Bree and Clint. Friday Oatie. Today, the subject, Mr. Big. The submissions, Bree's Mr. Big. I'm the one who wants to be with you.

And my Mr. Big? I'm the one who wants to be with you. On that. I love the text. Someone said, why does Clint always sound like he's holding an electric fence? What are all these extra bits in here? I think this is showing what you really sounded like. The electric fence text is too accurate.

That is such a funny text. Nice work, whoever that was. Five Kiwis lined up to pick the winner of Friday Okie. Georgia gets to go first. Happy Friday, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hello, happy Friday. What did you think this week for Friday Okie?

Yeah, it wasn't too bad. Better than some weeks, Georgia. Better than some. Excellent effort. If you had to pick a winner, who's your vote going to? My vote this week's going to Bree. Oh, thank you, Georgia. No problems.

Thank you very much. Have a great long weekend. Fiona's here. Kia ora, Fiona. Happy long weekend, Fiona. Kia ora, Fiona. Happy long weekend, Fiona. Kia ora, guys. Happy long weekend. I mean, how good's a Friday going into a long weekend?

And then you get Friday-oke. What do you think? How good. How good. What's your feedback on Friday-oke? A plus for Song Choice team. What a banger. Thank you, Fee.

Thank you, Fee. I thought so too. Look, Clint, I was rooting for you. I really wanted to pull out the double week after week. Yeah, Fee. I thought so, too. Look, Clint, I was rooting for you. I really wanted to pull out the double week after week. Yeah, me too. And you started off strong, you know, really good. Clint, solo, A-plus, mate. But when all the other Clint's came on in, it hurt my soul.

I'm sorry. It hurt your soul? So wait, Fee, do I win off default? Oh, Brie, kind of. I wanted it to be Clint, but I couldn't do it. Fee, I'll take it. Okay. A vote is a vote.

I love a default win. I will take any win I can get. Two to Brie. Thanks, Fiona. Hi, Brooke. G'day, Brooke. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good. Who's it going to be this week in Friday, Oki? I'm rooting for you, Clint. I actually really enjoyed it. Did you's it going? Good. Who's it going to be this week in Friday, Oki? I'm rooting for you, Clint. I actually really enjoyed it. Did you? Okay. But I mean the passion I had, Brooke. I mean, there was some hurt.

There was some pain in my voice. It was definitely a banger choice, Brie. I'm not going to lie. But I don't know. I just, yeah, feeling plump this hour. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. My electric fence vocals got you over the line.

You're still at match point. You can still win it on this one right here. Hi, Nicole. Come on, Nicole. Give it to me. Hi, guys. Hi. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday, mate. I just got to say, every single time I listen to this on a Friday, I just laugh so hard because it's so shockingly bad that it's... We've been asked to quit this feature by management, but we refuse. It brings too much joy, you know, in our pain. It makes my

Friday. Oh, good to hear, Nicole. Who are you going to vote for? Brie or me? I am voting for Clint. I'm keeping you in the game. You're keeping me in the game. Nicole! I'm sorry, Brie. I love you. That's all right. I'm keeping you in the game. You're keeping me in the game. Cole. I'm sorry, Brie. I love you. That's all right.

I still love you. We got it. All right. We'll take it to the side. That's all right. Kate's going to give it to me. Kate's right here. Hi, Kate.

G'day, Kate. Hi. Can I say you look and smell fantastic this afternoon? Kate, I think you've got a fantastic personality. Well, thank you. I'm dating you for your looks, Kate. I loved it both got a fantastic personality. Well, thank you. I'm dating you for your looks, Kate. I loved it both. They were both great.

It's a hard decision. But, but, but. Well, hang on. I feel like this deserves a drum roll. Hang on. But. You've got the power, Kate. The power you have.

Tonight, the winner is Clint. Whoa! I'm the one who wants to be with you. Well done. Thank you, Kate. Thank you, Kate. Have a good long weekend, mate. You were great too.

Thank you. I thought I was pretty bloody good this week. You were. Because normally I'm way off. They were both great. It was a hard choice. Thanks, Kate. Have a good long weekend, mate.

Well, you're still up for the year. That's my second win of the year versus you. I think you're on six. Six was a hard choice. Thanks, Kate. Have a good long weekend, mate. Well, you're still up for the year. That's my second win of the year versus you. I think you're on six. Six or seven, maybe. Nah, I think I'm on five. You're on two. Let's get into a birthday banger, shall we? We should start a thing because, like,

Fletch Vaughan and Hayley have the long weekend group toot. Yeah. We should have the long weekend triple birthday banger. We should start a thing because like Fletch Vaughan and Hayley have the long weekend group toot. Yeah. We should have the long weekend triple birthday banger. Triple birthday banger. What's a triple birthday banger? Three birthday bangers in a row. Oh, we play three birthday.

Yeah. So every single song that comes up, we play it. Yeah. For the long weekend. I think that's a good time. Go big or go home, I guess. Text through 9696 if you want the long weekend triple birthday banger. Let's see if we get three good birthday bangers first, shall we?

Okay, good deal, good deal. Let's start with that. Caitlin, hi. G'day, Caitlin. Hi. What are you up to for the long weekend? I'm going down to Papamoa. Oh, that sounds like a lovely trip.

Lovely trip. What's your birthday, Caitlin? The 10th of October, 1999. That means you were 16 in 2015. And Caitlin, let me take you back to your 16th birthday where this was top of the chart. Great Macklemore song. It's a banger. Do you like it, Caitlin?

Yeah, it's all good. Yeah. Who's laughing in the background there, Caitlin? We've got a full car sitting in traffic. Oh, shout out to Caitlin's car. All right. Do you guys want the triple birthday banger? Yeah.

See, the people want it. And by people, I mean that one car. Let's go to Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. What are you up to for the long weekend?

Work tomorrow, and then I think I've got the grandkids for the night on Sunday night. And I don't know, just hanging out. Nice. Sounds like a lovely long weekend, Sandy. Well, let's do your birthday banging to kick you off. What's your birthday? 20th of the 4th, 1973. Right, that means you were 16 in 1989.

And on your 16th birthday, this had the number one hit. Let's do the wild thing. Oh, Sandy. I have a feeling this suits you Is Wild Thing a bit of you? Absolutely Yeah, right? What a tune

Especially this Sunday night once the grandkids go down, right? Yeah So fun So funny So good for the triple play birthday bit One more for Gigi Kia ora, Gigi

Hello, Gigi Kia ora How you going? Hello, Gigi. Kia ora. How are you going? Happy Friday. Thank you. Happy Friday. What are you doing for the long weekend? I'm just on a road trip to Wally's and then we're flying to Dunedin for my auntie Sophia.

What do you mean you're just doing that? That sounds like a lot. Yeah, yeah. It's a big weekend ahead. Big weekend. I can't wait. That sounds like a good time, Georgia. It's a big weekend ahead. Big weekend. I can't wait. That sounds like a good time, Georgia. What's your birthday?

3rd of August, 1996. All right. That means you were 16 in 2012. And on that day back in 2012, this was number one. We got the triple. Oh. Oh. Calvin Harris.

Florence. Florence and the Machine. Spectrum. You like that, Gigi? Yeah, I love that song. That is a banger. I might find a bit of a dance party song. Can't believe that's 10 years old.

That's crazy. Wait there. You're right. We've got three great birthday bangers. Three good ones. I put it to you that playing all three devalues them, that you don't actually find a winner. But then, I mean, you've got three great birthday bangers. Three good ones. I put it to you that playing all three devalues them, that you don't actually find a winner. But then, I mean, you've got people like Caitlin.

Let's just go back to Caitlin for a second. Yes. You're sitting in traffic, Caitlin, like everyone else heading out to the long weekend. Would you rather those three songs back to back or some of the songs we've got on the ZM playlist already? I think we should play those three back to back. I mean, she's spoken.

I hate it when you do this. I hate it when you do this because then I have to look like the fun police. I have to look like the fun police and I'm coming in and saying no. What if we play two then? No, I want to play all three. I just want to say I want to play all three. It's my

choice. It's my choice, okay? It's called radio blackmail, people. Look it up. We'll start with Caitlin. Here we go. One down. Birthday banger one done. Well done, Caitlin.

Congratulations, okay? Have a great weekend. Thank you. This is for you, girls. Good luck on that road trip. Now we go to Sandy. Sandy, it's your birthday banger time. Are you still with us? Sandy. Sandy, you still there? Only just. She's there. Sandy,

alright, gear up, you wild thing. There we go. Birthday banger two of three on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Say what? Song two of a triple birthday banger for the long weekends. Two down, one to go for Gigi. Gigi, are you still with us? Yes, I'm still here.

Unfortunately, we've run out of time to play your birthday banger. What? Oh, you've got to be kidding. No, we're playing it, Gigi. Just kidding. I will wrestle him on the desk. Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Gigi, if you want us to play it, though,

we need your biggest Lesh goal. Everyone, Lesh goal! Well done, everybody. Here we go. Zeddy Brinkland, that is the third of our triple birthday bangers today from Florence and Calvin Harris at Spectrum. Our triple birthday banger for the long weekend, which is now a tradition. And guess what, Clint?

In a few weeks, Matariki's here. And boom, join us, same place, same time. And it'll be on a Thursday because we get the Friday off. Do we? I think so. Right. I think that's how it works. And we'll play triple birthday banger again.

Welcome to the long weekend Leshkol. I mean, you know, the Leshkol long weekend thing was fun. But I mean, this for people in traffic, you know, where they get the benefit. Okay. All good. That was fun. they get the benefit. Okay, all good. That was fun. Well done, everybody. See, mate?

You had fun. Yeah, but what if next time we do it, we get someone who's got like a punishing song and they get like... Well, we will just find someone else. Brian and Clint, back in a second. ZM. Brian and Clint. A story for you this afternoon of, I'm calling it, revenge rejection.

Revenge rejection. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Oh, this is not good. Okay. Gear up. So a woman has spoken out online about this guy that she went on two dates with, right? Okay, yeah.

So she met him, she went on two dates with him, and she said she had realised after the second date that it wasn't going anywhere for her. Third date's the do or die, right? Yeah, so he's messaged her and said, hey, I'd like to take you on a third date, and she's been real civil and she texted him back and said, hey, I think you're really nice, but I don't see this going anywhere between us.

That is the kind thing to do. It's cruel to be kind. You don't lead the person on. You know it's not for you. She was being honest. Call it off. She was doing the right thing. Anyway, she didn't hear back from the guy.

That was it. Oh, he didn't even reply. No reply. No hard feelings. Yeah, no reply, nothing, right? What a butt hurt Barry. Well, you wait. You just wait.

You've nailed it in more ways than one. Okay. So let's fast forward a year later and this woman was out at a bar and she was having a few drinks with friends. And she looks around and she sees the guy that she had been on two dates with. Yeah. And she kind of can't place him. Oh, okay. Because, I mean, she only went on two dates. It Yeah. And she kind of can't place him. Oh, okay.

Because, I mean, she only went on two dates. It was a year ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he starts making a beeline for her. And as he's walking towards her, she's like, oh, I know who that is now. It's Barry. I recognize him. It's Barry.

Yeah. Guy I went on two dates with. Anyway, he walks over. And what do you think happened next? I'll give you one guess. Because he's walking towards her. I hope he hasn't been aggressive in any way and, like, thrown a drink at her. It's a real dick move.

Yeah. Or has he put the moves on her, forgetting that he'd been on a date with her? And he's like, this is fresh. This is a fresh. That would be a good story. Yeah, no. No, the guy walked straight over to her. He turned his back to her.

He lifted one leg and then he farted on her. Oh, that is disgusting. That is. And he said something else. And I'm not going to repeat what he said, but it wasn't nice. That guy's got psychological problems. Isn't that disgusting? Like, if you want to reaffirm someone's decision to not date you again... You've just done it.

...fart on them in a public place. Yeah. Oh, he needs help. Can you imagine? All I would think was What the hell just happened I dodge one massive bullet You can get a guy or a girl

Kicked out of a bar for that by the way Can you? If you go to security and say That person just farted on me Surely they'll kick them out Surely Can you imagine Security's like pardon me

I said before you can now 3D print yourself some new body parts Imagine. Security's like, pardon me. Bree and Clint. I said before you can now 3D print yourself some new body parts. I wasn't lying. There will be some men super happy with this news. Right? I'm serious. It's funny, eh? As soon as new technology comes out, men are like, how can I use this?

How can I use this to my advantage? To improve my advantage, yeah. A young woman who was born with a rare birth defect that affected her right ear is this weekend receiving a 3D printed transplant of her ear made from her own body cells. How incredible is that? So it's not just a prosthetic ear that you put on. They already exist. And I was just thinking they were printing them now.

And it's not an ear transplant from somebody else who doesn't need their ear anymore. It's a 3D printed ear made from her cells that they are going to attach to her head. Yes. That's insane. Once it's on her body, it will be a living thing that will continue to regenerate cartilage tissue, ensuring that it has the look and feel of a natural ear for the rest of her life. Honestly, someone call up that guy where his penis fell off

and then he had to grow a new one on his arm for three years. Yeah, he'll be gutted. He'll be so annoyed. This technology just came available. If we were to take advantage of this technology and say you could have any body part of yours 3D printed and made better. Yep.

What are you getting done? Juicier bum. You want a juicier bum? Yeah. I want like a real perky bum. Right. Because mine's kind of flat-ish. Yeah.

It's more like, it's kind of like, you know, saddlebag ass. So it's like a bit wider and i'd rather it go wider as in perkier out the other way so do you want wider and deeper no just deeper just deeper just yeah and you want to shave some of the wide off yes so take the wide put it on the back yeah that's it you want to take the wings yeah and put them around the back of the plane yeah now we're talking what would you get nipples yeah definitely nipples like a little bit bigger areola yeah i'd like my nipples to be three-dimensional as well rather than just sitting flat on my chest.

That'd be quite good. So you want your nipples not to look like, because you know what I think your nipples look like. There's nothing wrong with them. They are small, but they kind of remind me of, you know when you look at a cat's nipples? Yeah. Like they look exactly like a cat that hasn't been pregnant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely, definitely, definitely. So I'll take's nipples. Yeah. Like they look exactly like I've got cat nipples. You know, a cat that hasn't been pregnant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's just kind. Definitely, definitely, definitely. So I'll take two nipples. Yeah. And probably a couple of inches as well to be honest. Hey, if you're there.

Hey, while I'm here. Hey, while you're there. Rude not to, right? Just go for it. Just whack a couple on. Yeah. Thanks, science. We're talking about height, aren't we?

Definitely. Yeah, I thought so. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Definitely. Yeah, I thought so.