ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd March 2021

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Feet, Caitlin. Feet. Feet, full stop, Caitlin. Feet, full stop, Caitlin. F-E-E-T, full stop, Caitlin. Hey Ben, I've got a message from someone. You know we've received a couple of packages recently. Yeah. I've got a message from someone else whose package has been in transit for a bit. So someone internationally? Yeah Yeah it's definitely international And they're wondering if the product has arrived yet It says delivery was completed On the 18th of February

And I know we got the Doritos And when we ate the Doritos We definitely credited the person Who sent us the Doritos right Yes Was that with the hats No that was the KFC log. The Doritos were just by themselves.

That's right. We definitely credited the person, eh? Yeah. We said thank you to them. Yes. Right. Well, Ben Carter wants to know where his package is. Oh, wait.

Hang on a minute. Is that the Doritos package? I don't know. He said, hey man, any word on the box? It's a fairly big box. Can you stop saying box and package so much? Sorry, it's after the show. It's just a lie.

And log. Yeah, Ben Carter wants to know where the big box is. Okay. Not sure. Yeah. We'll investigate. Here's a timeline for you. The package says it was delivered

On the 18th of February Yes that was from Ben Oh that was from Ben So Ben was So did Ben miss the podcast We put a video in the group With it Yeah right

Do we tag him I did not I'll do a video to him right now Yeah tag him I'll do a video right now We'll tag him in it right now Hey Ben Hey mate

Do you listen Oh no oh sorry I'll go You go I'll go. You go. I'll go. He can't hear. He won't be able to hear. This is the issue that I had.

I couldn't tag him in the post. You couldn't tag him in the post. Maybe he's not in the group. Hey, Ben. Do you get the podcast? Hi, Ben. And there's Caitlin. Yes, we got the package.

Thank you very much. We actually sampled it on the podcast. Yes. Do you not listen to the podcast? And if you don't How do you know How do you know us So

Thank you for the Doritos We really appreciate it Yum Oh They were yum We did not like the The soft ones But we did like the garlic

The toasty ones The toasty sandwiches ones Were yum They were yum Yeah we didn't like them Sorry Anastasia likes them But she's weird

Join the Bree and Clint podcast Ben's waving at me furiously No it's alright Join the Bree and Clint podcast Family page On at me furiously no it's alright join the Bree and Clint podcast family page on Facebook there's a video there

specifically for you once he joins we'll be able to tag him once you join we'll tag you he might have a different name on Facebook sometimes

people spell their name differently this video's getting too long alright see ya Ben shaka bra bye Ben

shaka bra oh sorry I'll go I'll go that's good yeah I'll send this yeah send that that's good cool so I hope that helped Ben I think it'll send this Yeah send that That's good Cool

So I hope that helped Ben I think it did I think we did The Lord's work today Yeah Yeah Okay Yeah

BTS for you guys We're in lockdown No one's here We rule the roost here At the ZM factory At the moment We could literally Do the show nude

If we were comfortable Enough with each other I don't want to Yeah I would have thought You'd be most each other. I don't want to. I would have thought you'd be most keen. What? I don't know.

I just thought you'd be, because you're very live, laugh, love, eat, pray, love. Yeah, but I don't want to see you nude. Oh, sad. I know. Well, at least your penis would be under the. Oh, my God, your penis. I don't want to see your penis. Can you stop looking, by the way? Sorry, Clint.

She's looking directly at it. I know that. It's just like, oh, my God. I don't want to do it either for the record. It was just, oh, Ben's viewing the videos as we speak. Okay, that's good. Should we call him? How do we call him?

Just Instagram call. No, because we don't have a Samsung plug. Ah, okay. Hey, Benz. Anyway. He said four laugh face emojis. Nice. Hey, those aren't calling anymore for Gen Zs.

Anyway, BTS, we have the place to ourselves. Today, we've just pigged out. We've eaten pizza. Oh, yeah. We've eaten garlic bread. We've eaten cake. Real quick, what does BTS mean? Behind the scenes.

Oh, I thought you were trying to say BTW. And I was like, it's not. They're a popular boy band too. BTS, yes. It still means behind the scenes. Yeah, definitely. And they know that. Yeah.

Sorry, thank you. Thank you. Sorry, guys, this is just a bit of BTS for you. Yeah. We're not doing the show naked. That's what we're talking about. Here's our first real problem. We have a whole other cake that we haven't got through,

and we literally don't know what to do with it. Oh, yeah. It's a whole cake. It is yummy. We need someone with a big family I don't know any big families If Bree was here She could take this home to her flat

Yeah And Ben's flat's just made of banana bread Yeah, carrot cake Where's our banana bread? Strictly X Protein Yeah, your flat's too fitsbo Yeah, I know

I could take it It's quite big to put in the fridge To the hotel Have a cake party for one Nah, because I feel like Yeah, yeah And that's the issue That we can't take it It's quite big to put in a fridge To the hotel Have a cake party for one Nah because I can't share Yeah and that's a issue That we can't take it to a mission or something Because you can't do that during COVID

Hey Ben's replied He wants to know what podcast to listen to Or am I listening to the podcast Hey this is good I listen to the podcast But I'm only up to I'm only up to 2018 Well that's when we start

Tell him to listen to the February 18th episode. February, Ben. Oh, I don't know. Just message him. Hey, Ben. Another update. We're actually recording a podcast intro about you now. Shit, man.

You're in for a real surprise by the time you get to. In two years. When you get to, yeah, March 2021. Yeah. This will come out of the blue for you. Yeah. It'll be a nice throwback What was I going to say?

That to listen to the February podcast 18th Yeah February 18th If you want to listen 2021 If you want to hear when the And today's might be a bit of fun too

And today's Oh fuck You get the deal February 18th Hey Are there any of those Doritos left? Yeah No we need to save some for Bray.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's call her. Yay! Let's call Bray. I'm going to eat this cake just while we do that. Yum. Did we finish the show, Ben?

Yeah. Everything's under control? Yeah, I'll overlook it. Just give me a sec. I'm not a big fan of fondant. No. I love fondant. I don't like the cake. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm not a cake person of fondant. No. I love fondant. I don't like the cake. Oh, really?

Yeah. I'm not a cake person, but I love fondant. Is fondant just sugar? Is fondant made out of gelatin? Megan would know. I'm pretty sure. No, I don't think it is. I strictly don't eat gelatin.

It's food colouring, sugar, and... Hello? Oh, Brie, we got you. Yay, what's happening? Quick question. I'm eating cake. If we finished the garlic bread Doritos, would that be a major?

Because you need to remember, here's what you need to remember, okay? Listen to me, Brie, okay? We're in lockdown, okay lockdown We're doing it tough Over here And we have needs We have cravings We have urges

So there is a box Set aside for you All I'll say is this guys Look I understand What you're saying And I can appreciate The situation you're saying And I can appreciate The situation you're in And I can forgive

But I won't forget She's like that elephant on the Rolos ad Anyone get that reference? No No one No one got that Someone out there will have got that. Someone sitting in a rest home right now will have gone,

oh, great reference, Clint. Bree, are you having fun? I am having fun, guys. What about you? We miss you. We're in lockdown, and today there was a torrential rainstorm and flash flooding, so. Right, right.

It's been a rough day then. Oh, no, it's fine. We live inside We're fine Well say a prayer for me because I'm on set today filming And there was a cyclone, torrential rain And I wasn't inside

Does that mean you're near us? I don't know, does it mean Because that's what I was going to ask you Is she in the building? Has she been here the whole time? Has she been quarantined? Is this the ultimate prank life for Brie? She's in the rafters right now and she's going to drop down

Imagine if Brie was the secret sound and they'd hit her away for the whole of the secret sound And every time we played it was just her Oh my god, imagine if the secret sound is the shh of the list going Brie, can you talk? Yeah.

Ah! No, that could be her saying lish go, like the shh. Lish, lish, lish. Ben, isolate the shh. Can you isolate the shh? Ben's logged off. No, Ben's actually in on it.

That's why he's not helping. The wormhole goes deeper. Hey, Brie, all I'm saying, me and you, 15KH. Deal. As you can see, Brie... Hey, Brie, all I'm saying is, I want some too. As you can tell, nothing's changed, Bree. Everything is still the same.

Your mum texted me today. Did she? What did she say? It was quite funny, actually. Because yesterday on the show, we played ACDC for the morale boosting request, because we're back in lockdown. And that was yesterday, Tuesday. Wednesday at 3.32, I get a text message.

ACDC. Next message. Make at 3.32 I get a text message. ACDC. Next message. Make my day. I love how you say it in your accent. Third message. Sorry, mate. That was for yesterday. So either she's listening to the podcast or her texts are really delayed.

She's texting from Australia. Bad coverage. True. The text messages take a while to get here on the plane. Yeah, absolutely. The text had to quarantine. I must be missing you guys because I would never normally find that dad joke funny.

Hey, mate, I'm in a rich vein of form right now, okay? I'm spitting hot fire over here. No, I quite like that one. I'll pay that one. All right, well, that seems like a good note to go out on. Do you want to do the awkward podcast wrap up as a special treat?

Can I just have one more Ben Carter update? Oh, yeah, sorry. Ben Carter, the guy who sent us the, Bree doesn't know the book, she joined late. Ben Carter, the guy who sent us the Doritos.

Yeah, what's the update? He's officially part of the podcast family. Yes, he's in. Yes. Welcome, Ben. He sent us Doritos and then didn't get the thank you that we did for him on the podcast. He wasn't in it. Because he listens to the podcast, but he's only up to 2018.

Oh, my God. He's living in the past. You're single. To him, you're single Yeah, I'm single And we haven't even been through a pandemic yet No Who the hell is this

Why does Ellie sound so different? Yeah And who the fuck's Caitlin? Alright, take us out Bree Take us out Alright guys As Clint always says All right, take us out, Bree. Take us out. All right, guys. As Clint always says, see you later. That was perfect.

That was a perfect ending. Nailed it. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in. Caitlin has just hand sanitised for the 15th time since we got to work. Look, but it's because I like sneeze. I'm pretty sure I sneeze because of the air conditioning but I was like, look, I'm not gonna I'm just gonna be safe. You're a nurse

well, training to be a nurse. Do you know can you hand sanitise too much? Yeah, so at the hospital when I was doing a placement there, my hands got really dry because you're constantly sanitising your hands because you have to do it every time after you touch basically anything.

So you touch a patient, you have to sanitise. You go then to move their pillow, you have to sanitise. You go then to touch something else, you have to sanitise. Really? Yeah. Is that a COVID thing or just a hospital thing? It's just a hospital thing. Wow.

You've just got to be, yeah. And so you can get actual hand sanit that is for like sensitive skin as well that the hospital provides. But you just have to moisturise your hands. Yeah, right. Late at night. My daughter, who's one and a half, has started singing this hand washing song that she must have learned at daycare.

Yeah. But we don't know what it is. And because we're in lockdown, she can't go to daycare and we can't take her there and be like, what's the hand washing song? But she obviously doesn't know all the words. She just keeps going, ringa, ringa. And I'm like, man, I really want to sing this song with you, but I don't know what it is. So I've gone down a YouTube rabbit hole of hand washing songs.

Haven't found it yet. If anyone knows what the hand washing song is, can you send it to me? Be helpful. Today on the show, we are going to try and give away 20 grand. Are we still at 20 grand? I heard Al's talking about a jackpot today. No, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I just saw that as well.

It happened. It happened. We're at 30 grand. It must have been a gorgeous show. Was it two hours ago or something? Yeah. Whoa. Okay.

Don't listen to me. We're playing for 30 grand at 4 o'clock today with The Secret Sound, and there'll be a clue at 4 o'clock today as well, which is good. We've also got Google down today, your chance to win some KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. But we'll start with Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.

Whether you're in lockdown or not lockdown. Level two? Level two. Which is supposed to be like lockdown, but it's not. It's just, yeah. It's just not. Do you want to play? We need a tradie and a lady to call us now on 0800-DALZATM and compete for 50 bucks.

We've got some good questions today. Yeah? Yeah. We're going to be head to head. We'll play next. Oh my God, oh my God, this feeling to head. We'll play next. Bree and Clint. Tears.

Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. Okay, your chance to win $50 cash in a general knowledge quiz. Let's go to our lady first, who's 27. She's from Dunedin. And she has a big scar from a spider bite. Whoa. Welcome to the show. Steph, hi. Hi, how you doing? Steph, where did the spider bite you? I was in Napier when I was seven and it bit me on my leg and then I ended up getting admitted to hospital and having to have an operation to basically get all

the infection out. And now I've got four scars. What sort of spider was it? They think it was a whitetail. I didn't actually see it. But yeah, they believe it's a whitetail. Nasty bugger. Okay. All right. Today you'll be going head to head with our 15 year old tradie from Christchurch, Mihia. Kia ora. Kia ora, Mihia. Hello. My name's Mihia.

Mihia. Hello. How are you? You're 15 and you're a tradie. Yes, I am. I'm so excited to be on the show. We're excited to have you here. We're so lucky to be here. What's your trade?

What sort of trade do you do? I'm an apprentice tradie. I help fix cars with my father. Very cool. Very cool. Okay. All right. Mahia, your buzzer is tradie, and Steph, your buzzer is lady.

First one to three correct answers wins the game. Question number one. The outrageous Fortune House was demolished yesterday. Boo. Where was the show set? Was it north, west, east, or south Auckland? Lady. Oh, Steph. West Auckland.

Correct. Well done. And on this I wrote South Auckland, but I knew it was West. Okay, sorry. Question number two. The Silver Ferns won the first game in the Constellation Cup against the Australian Diamonds yesterday in Christchurch. What game were they playing?

Lady. Steph. Depot they playing? Lady. Steph. Steph. Nipple. Correct. Yes. Are you still there, Mihir? You're okay?

Yes, I'm okay. All right, okay. Let's do one more tailored to Mihir, see if we can level the playing field a bit. Okay. All right, I've got one. Right. Six Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to racist messaging.

What are the colour of the eggs in his most famous book? Lady. Steff, for the win. Steff. Green? Green is correct. Well done, Steff. $50 cash coming out to you for winning Tradiverse Lady today.

Thank you so much. Call back and play again, okay, Mahia? Okay. Okay, sweet. Brie and Clint. It's Tones and I and Fly Away. Brie's favourite artist at the moment. She's going to be so excited that that's on the playlist.

Actually, I Snapchatted it to her the other day. I said, we're playing this song and she's like what the f***? She'll come back and it'll be every third song. We'll be sick of it by the time she gets back. Hey, I know that a lot of people at the moment have the radio on in their home office. You've had to

get back into that routine and you and your flatmates are sitting around the dinner table right now pretending that you're workmates. So you all have different jobs, and you all have to do different annoying Zoom calls at different times. And none of you have pants on. And maybe none of you have pants on.

Being able to switch into work mode is quite hard when you're at home because there's distractions, there's TV, there's food, there's toilet breaks whenever you want. I was reading a thing today from someone that's given a tip of how to switch your mindset up and change the way you're thinking to get yourself into work mode when you're stuck at home. When I said this before, Caitlin goes, is it naked? Is it naked stuff?

Is it working naked? Well, because I asked if I could do it now and you said no. You, no, no. If it was naked stuff, no, you can't do it now. But no, it's not naked stuff and you can't do it now, but you're not working from home. So what's your, you'll. Yeah, I know, but I just mean like, is it, like, is it do,

is it something like go and do five star jumps? Because I could do that right now. No, because you're already doing it and everybody who's not working from home is doing this thing already. Okay, okay. So it's exclusively for people who are working from home. Right, I get you.

Apparently, if you want to get yourself into work mode, so you're productive while you're working from home, people are saying that you should take a fake commute to work. So, if you normally drive to work at 8.30,

you should hop in the car and just go for a little drive and say goodbye to your family or your flatmates or whatever and say, alright,

I'm off to work and go for a drive and I don't know if you extrapolate that out and go, if you live in Auckland, go for a 45 minute drive. Oh my God,

that sounds very bad for the environment. Or just go sit in the car in one place like you live in Auckland, go for a 45 minute drive. Oh my God. That sounds very bad for the environment. Or just go sit in the car in one place like you're in traffic. Yeah. And then come home. If you normally bike to work, go for a bike ride. In the garden. Yeah. Well, no, you can go out on the street.

Yeah, I know. You can go, you could bike to where your work is and then bike back. Yeah, touch it and then come back again. Or if you normally catch the train to work, just get a cardboard box and draw some train wheels on the side of it and sit in it and go chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-choo-choo. All right, we'll make work. I can imagine people at home and they're like,

hey, wife and child, can you just pretend to be commuters on this bus for me for a sec? Can you just pretend to fall asleep and one of you be me for a sec? Can you just like pretend to fall asleep and one of you be really loud and annoying? I just need to get into the mindset. Say to your daughter, hey, can you pretend to cut me off? Because I find the road rage anger really gets me jazzed up for a big day of sales.

I'm going to toot and swear at you, but I still love you. Daddy's going to pull the finger. But don't take it personally. We're role playing here. We're trying to get into the mindset. I'm too. I personally. We're role playing here. Trying to get the mindset. I'm too. I don't know what role playing is. Even hearing this, I don't reckon anyone will do it. Yeah, it seems a bit.

We've only got a week, right? And you've only got two more mornings to deal with this. Because what do you do? Do you take a fake commute at the end of the day to get into home mode? So you're like, I just want to be here. And you're like, oh, I've got to go do 45 minutes of driving around. Oh, I wish I was home by now. Yeah.

Maybe. I mean. Whatever it takes. Whatever works. I just still think naked working is probably better. Depends on your flatmates. Spice it up. Depends on your bubble.

Do that by yourself. Depends how close you are with your bubble. Bree and Clint. Depends on your bubble. Do that by yourself. Depends how close you are with your bubble. Yesterday, a piece of New Zealand history, a piece of Kiwiana went to the scrap heap when the outrageous fortune house was demolished. So sad. I don't know if you've seen Outrageous Fortune. Have you seen Outrageous Fortune?

Yeah, I watched it years ago. Loved it. Aurora? Oh, my God, so sad. Oh, my. Spoiler. Pascal? Oh, my God, so sad. Oh my. Spoiler. Pascal. Oh my God, so hot.

Yes. The Twins. Oh my God, so hot. Manta and his brother. Yeah, yeah. No, not Manta. Bat, no. No, Manta wasn't.

Yeah, band, band. I saw it so long ago, I can't really remember, but I remember loving it when I was watching it. Yeah. It's the show that came before West Side, but it was set after West Side. And yesterday, the iconic West House in West Auckland was bulldozed.

And now this is the house that everyone goes to get photos at. Yeah, I had a photo with it just at the end of last year. I knew it was going. I was like, I have to get this photo. Right. So I got the photo before they put the fences up. Do people live there and they're like, get off our property? For the longest time, people lived there.

And as the show got more and more popular, people were coming up to have photos on the balcony. They said people would come up and crack open a box of Woodies on the deck just to be outrageous fortune styles. Recently, no one has lived there. And for the last few years it's just been used as a TV set

and then when Westside finished the owners went cool, it's done we don't want to pay to fix it up anymore so we're just going to bulldoze it

and it's gone and they're going to build seven townhouses in the place of it which I think is really sad and Caitlin today said good She said good

I'm glad This is so sad and I was said good. Well, no. She said good. I'm glad. This is so sad and I was like, well, no. I mean, okay. You've taken the word out of context. What I said is

we're obviously in a housing shortage. Yes. We need more houses. Yes. This is, yes, a piece of history but they've done

all the filming. What else do you need it for? I don't know. Make a museum out of it or something. No. There's going to be seven new houses for people to

live in. But why this house? Why this house of all the houses? It's ugly, look at it. Hey, you shut your... That is blasphemy. It's ugly now that it's a pile of rubble and it'll be ugly once it's seven

townhouses on a site that used to have one house on it. Seven. You know what they say. What? Seven is always better than one. I don't know if that's a saying, but you can put more people in seven houses than one. If you really loved Outrageous Fortune, don't open the news story. Okay?

Don't click on it. It's too hard to see. Yeah. The pictures are too sad. It's too much. I'm sorry. I do feel for you. I was talking to Tammy Davis, who I used to work with, who played Manta on the show.

And when they announced that they were going to bulldoze it, I said, bro, you should go and protest. You should get a sign. Tie himself to the house. Yeah, yeah, get a sign and go and protest outside the house. Yeah.

I even came up with the idea for the sign for him. I said, right on the sign, less townhouses, more tinny houses. And he went to do it. And the guy who owned the house was like, come on, bro, I'm just trying to tinny houses. And he went to do it. And the guy who owned the house was like, come on, bro, I'm just trying to make some money. Can you not do that?

I'm so sorry. Anyway, it's gone. It's gone. Bye-bye. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Dean, who's the latest celebrity to announce

they'll consider going into politics in the States? I can honestly say I'm not surprised by this at all. Will Smith has said that he would be interested in this, not right now, but in the future. So here's the thing with Will Smith, right? He's super deep. Like, he's, like, super serious and deep. And, like, I've interviewed him a few times,

and it's so wild. Like, he goes really, really deep. He has, like, very, very intense, strong beliefs about things. So I don't know whether that makes you a good politician or a bad politician. He's certainly got the cool street crowd. People would, you know, vote and line up for him. But look, you know, he's also very successful.

He's very worldly and, you know, will he be the next president? Not anytime soon, but he's interested. You've met him, Dean. Do you think he'd make the next president? Not anytime soon, but he's interested. You've met him, Dean. Do you think he'd make a good president? No. It was not even that long.

I want them in America. I want Americans to chill and stop putting these silly celebrities in that job. It's such an important job. I want someone who's been in politics since they were... Well, what about The Rock then? What about The Rock? But they've all just seen Donald Trump do it and they're like, if he can do it, I can do it. Yeah, that's where you want some politicians

to see Donald Trump and go, if he can do it, I can do it. If you've been in like a movie, a Fast and Furious movie or some kind of franchise, you should not be allowed to be president. Holy shit. Can you imagine if The Rock was president and his vice president was Vin Diesel? Oh my God.

I'm dead. And the Secretary of State is Will Smith? Oh man. No, ludicrous. Someone else from Jason Statham from Hobbs and Shaw. Dan, this is a cabinet that I can get behind. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, who I think I'm paraphrasing, but wholeheartedly endorses Will Smith, the president.

I need some help, and I'm hoping that you guys will be okay to listen to this while I ask you really quickly. And as a reward for listening to me say this, I've got a cute story at the end, okay? Okay, deal. So I'll be like like I haven't been asked we haven't been asked to say this but I just want to get it out there because it's a charity

that's really close hashtag not spawn hashtag not spawn okay but you'll know that we have missed the SPCA street appeal the annual street appeal

where they go around with the buckets and they've got dogs or cats with them and everyone puts coins in to help raise money for SPCA I didn't know we'd missed it.

Was that meant to be this week? I think it was this week, yeah. So COVID has ruined the street appeal. I think it was actually supposed to be yesterday. And they usually like earn on the streets $300,000 and COVID's ruined that for them. Wow. So they've just asked, and this is really great, they've just asked if you can donate online.

But today especially, if you donate, the coffee club will meet your donation. So whatever you donate today, it will be doubled. So if you donate $5, it'll be $10. If you donate $20, it'll be $40. And I think it's just the perfect time to donate so that you can feel like you're giving lots. Yeah, right. All of a sudden I feel like a coffee club,

club sandwich and some chips. So your charity here is valuable coffee club because it's working. Yeah. With a side of what? With a side of SPCA cuteness. Yeah, there you go. So how do you donate?

Okay, well, you can just – oh, I should have said look at that. Well, because I got an email through about it, but you can go online and donate. Surely just the SPCA website, right? Yeah, there's the SPCA website. There's no text from what I can see, but yeah, just the SPCA website. And you go, yes, please, I want to double my donation today. They're a charity.

They do such good work. It's not just cats and dogs. I've been a member of the SPCA for a long time, and you get a lot out of it. You feel really good about yourself. And because they're people that can't, they're things that can't speak for themselves. I mean, we know that about animals, so I think that's why we should look after them. Okay. I say that they're close to my heart

because I used to volunteer for the Wellington SPCA for two years when I lived there. And my first day that I went in there, I got my t-shirt on, I was real nervous. And this person, this nurse, because they have nurses working there, sorry, veterinary nurses. And she came up to me and she said,

I am so glad you're here. We really needed two extra hands. Like we are so busy. Thank God you're here. And I was like, oh my God, what am I going to have to do? She thrust this cute white bunny into my hands and said, I need you to hold this bunny.

I need you to hug it. And for two hours, I hugged this bunny. That was your job. And that was my first day. And I was like, this is the best volunteering job ever. What was wrong with the bunny that it just needed a big hug? It was just really scared and it just needs to be close.

And I was like, put it up on your heartbeat and just pat it. And I was like, I love this place. If that is cute enough to get you over the line, Ben's just brought up the details. SPCA.co.nz. Easy as. And on that homepage is the link to click to the emergency appeal and support some animals. Easy. Very cool.

There's been some really bad timing from a company. Tomorrow in Mount Eden, nearly 100 homes will have a power cut. Right. Now, this is Mount Eden, which is in Auckland, and that's in level three. And there's people trying to work from home and also teach their children from home. Yeah. And the power cut, which will involve maintenance, work on a power pole, will be between 9am and 5pm. Talk about timing.

We've had these recently. And they do schedule them. They have to do work. And they go, okay, you're going to have no power for this bit. And it's like Zombieland. All the neighbours come out onto the street and they're kind of just looking around like, where's the power lines?

Winds are going on. Because the issue here is not only do you have no power, you'll have no internet. Yeah. Oh, my God, I didn't even think about that. Because I was like, just charge your phone and charge your iPad. Well, you'll have data. Not data, yeah, but...

Who uses data? Who can afford to use data? So we thought off that, we've come up with a loosely associated game that we want to play where we try and guess whether you're talking to us on a landline or a cell phone. Chris Alfo.

Because landlines in a power cut still work. Old school landlines don't need the power lines to work. Should we explain to Gen Zs what a landline is? Yeah, actually, please do. Can you please explain to producer Anastasia what a landline is? Anastasia, a landline is what we used to do back in the day. Is it a country? Is it a place of land?

Yep, that's what it is. That's what it is. Is it a square? What is a line? Alright, we're turning Anastasia off. What we've got is three people who have called us and we don't know if they're talking to us on a landline or a cell phone. So we have to guess. Yeah, maybe this is like, maybe the audio quality of landline is so good. Do you have a landline or a cell phone. And so we have to guess. Yeah, maybe this is like, maybe the audio quality of landline is so good.

Do you have a landline at your house? No. Oh, okay. Why would I? I've got one at home. It's great when I want to know what's for dinner at my parents' house. Oh, yeah, your parents' house. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think anyone under 40 has a landline. No, right, okay. So can we tell if you're on a landline or not? First person here is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. Now, don't tell us. We're just going to give you a few questions to try and figure out if you're on a landline or not. First person here is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. Now, don't tell us. We're just going to give you a few questions

to try and figure out if you're on a landline or a cell phone. Okay. And we do need to hear you, so we'll get you to say some stuff for us. Kelly, what did you have for dinner last night? Sausages. Just sausages?

And vegetables. Yeah. And a cheese sauce over the vegetables. I can hear Kelly so well. Like I can hear... I can as well, but I feel like there's a little fuzz. Really? Yeah. You can't ask any questions about the phone.

I believe she's on a landline. I think I'm going to go cell phone You're going to go cell phone Kelly what are you speaking to us on Sorry Caitlin You're incorrect Landline for life Kelly Kelly I love your

Your like show Sorry Caitlin How long have you had the same phone number for Kelly I'm actually on my business line And I've had this The business itself for, Kelly? I'm actually on my business line, and I've had the business itself for six years, but the business has been going for 15. And what's your phone number?

I'm not telling you that. Okay, I'm one, you're none. Let's go to Malcolm. Hi, Malcolm. Hi, guys. Now, you interrogate Malcolm. Ask Malcolm a personal question that could tell you if he's on a landline or a cell phone. Malcolm, I have a question for you.

Sure. What was your first pet's name? My first pet's name was Rocky. Rocky. Was it a dog or a cat or a fish? It was a dog. Now, again, audio quality-wise, it's deep.

Pretty good. It's solid, but maybe he's on a 5G connection. We don't know. I think Malcolm's on a cell phone. I reckon he's a landline. I reckon he's a landline. Malcolm? Yes?

What are you on? I'm actually on a cell phone. Oh. 2-0. Thanks, Malcolm. Wait there. I need to get my ears cleaned out or something. I can't hear.

Okay, last one, Natalia. Let's cut straight to the chase. How old are you? Okay, 48. Oh, no, there's a strong chance you could be on a landline, but also a chance you could be on a cell phone. Let's not stereotype her. Natalia, you're right on the cusp.

No, that's exactly what we're doing. We're stereotyping. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Natalia is a modern forward thinker who now only has a cell phone. I say cell phone. I'm going to say that Natalia

likes to keep up with trends. And one of the trends being we're going back in time. Right, okay. With all the fashions and everything, we're going back to flared jeans.

So I'm going to say she's got like a really cool hip landline. Natalia, what are you talking to us on? A landline. How much does a landline cost these days, by the way? How much a month? Like nothing. The one at home costs me, including all the cell phones attached and internet. Wait, you've got more than one landline.

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in that jubile and dancing in the moonlight. No COVID cases today. Everything going to plan. We're going to be out of this mother effer by Sunday. You know?

Sunday 6am is hopefully when it's lifted. I mean, stay home, stay safe at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the moment, no new cases. I think we'll find out on Friday, did the Prime Minister say? Yeah. At this stage, we might owe the gym guy an apology. He'll be like, I told you guys I was careful.

But he's also like, put us into lockdown. He's like, I took my own towel. I wiped everything down afterwards. You guys still came at me. I can't skip leg day. Okay. Why is gym guy all of a sudden a real bra? Like, why are you being like, yo bra? Because he's gym guy.

Because he's gym guy. Because he couldn't skip the gym. Right. I don't know him and I don't hate him. No. Every day that we're in lockdown, we are committed to doing a morale boosting request. Usually we get you guys to text in and tell us what you want to hear,

what would really bring your morale up. Yesterday was incredible. We played ACDC. So think of that as the bar. I don't want us to go backwards in these requests. No, no. Today we've gone full multimedia and all the suggestions have been given to us

on Instagram. So don't bother texting, we've already got them all. Have they been, have they got some good ones? There are some good ones, they've been curated. Here are the five suggestions from these.

One of them will be your morale boosting request, New Zealand. Is it going to be Ebba? Now Ross Moss, if you're listening, I want you to, because he hates the idea of this stuff.

Right. I want you to know that I played this song when I was DJing at the Urban Polo. Banger. Went off? It went off.

Ebba slaps, eh? Yeah. I grew up listening to Ebba. Yeah, Ebba slaps. So, is it going to be Ebba or is it going to be theBA or is it going to be... The guys who have just had to reschedule their New Zealand tour because of bloody COVID.

The Backstreet Boys. The Backstreet Boys were the best... This is a big call. Best concert I've ever been to. Wow. And I went to Beyonce. I went to Miley with Celine. Okay.

So good. This is the Backstreet Boys or is it the Kiwi who if he was born a few years earlier could have been in the Backstreet Boys, Dane Rumble.

I love this song so much. I'm so cool about it. Do you know what song? He's selling luxury watches. Oh, watches. Yeah. Is it's called? Luxury Watches. Oh, Watches, right. Yeah. Is it Fergie?

Or is it... Blink-182. I mean, the rock vibes went well yesterday. This reminds me so much of Charlie's Angels. We've got five. We need to whittle them down. Eliminate one of those. I want to eliminate...

And I won't stand in your way and you can't stand in my way. Okay. Sorry, Clint. I'm eliminating Dane. Damn it! Okay, Dane Rumble's gone. I'm eliminating Ferane Damn it Okay Dane Rumble's gone I'm eliminating Fergie Yeah fair Your turn

Oh my god What's the other ones? ABBA, Backstreet Boys Blink 182 Oh no I'm eliminating Backstreet Boys They're gone It's not It's like kind of're gone. It's not a morale,

it's like kind of a sad song. It's not a morale booster. Yeah. So we're down to ABBA and Blink 182. It's my turn. Oh no, the pressure's too much

for me to say by myself. Okay. Play ABBA again. What's the ABBA song? The ABBA song is Gimme Gimme Gimme. If you feel strongly about this,

you've got like six seconds to text us your opinion. Blink-182 is so good that I haven't heard Blink-182 in ages. I'm just going to put this here and just see what happens,

okay? Okay. Just feel the vibes. Okay. Just tell the vibes. Okay. Just tell me if your morale starts lifting at any point. Oh, we've had one text for Blink. Oh, no. Three texts for Eva.

One text for Blink at 182. I think this is it. Yeah, I think we're going to have to do Eva. I think this is our morale boosting request today. Yeah. Tell us we were right on 9696. And stop calling us names, people that

want to blink 182. Bree and Clint. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... It's nice to hear Brie on that intro. Haven't heard her voice in a while.

She's off filming a TV show back in just over a week. But this is the game the nation stops for as we figure out who in this fine country is the greatest Googler. Caitlin plays. I have not won a game in the three weeks that I've been here. She's never won. Ben plays. Have you ever won

Ben? Probably. No, I don't think he has. Definitely have. Anastasia usually plays and usually wins, but because she's so good, we've made her the referee and head of the game while Bree's away. So you're good, yeah? Ben has won before a few times.

Okay, well, we'll take your word for it. Still a little bit bitter. And Jade's here. Jade's never won. You're playing on behalf of New Zealand. Hi, Jade. Oh, God. Hi, Jade.

Sorry, my bad. Are you there? Yeah. Okay. Tell us what we're Googling on, phone or computer? Oh God Hi Jade Sorry my bad Are you there? Yeah Okay Tell us what we're googling on Phone or computer? Phone Or Google HomePod?

You did have a tablet once Yeah Okay we're using a phone? Okay Okay Okay over to Anastasia Alright guys Your first question is

How old is Brad Pitt? I want to... No, sorry. 57. 57. Oh, sorry. 57. Jade, what did you say?

Sorry. 57. You're correct. Oh, my gosh. Do you know what? I was actually going to just say that because I actually thought I knew. Yeah, was that what... You can.

You're allowed to do that. Yeah, but I was actually going to not say that. Not confident enough. Okay, Jade, you're up one. Well done. Okay. Awesome. So your second question is, what is 36 times 134?

Oh, I could just use the calculator for this. Yeah, damn it. 4,824. That's correct, Katie. Well done. Sorry, I don't mean to argue. I get really excited. You can just type X on Google.

You don't have to find the times symbol. You just type the letter X. Yes, that's correct. The times symbol is X. No, I know, but I thought maybe it has its own thing. The plus symbol has its own thing. What? You know, there's a plus.

Yeah, there's a little plus, yeah. Okay, sorry. Anyway, one to Jade, one to Caitlin. Okay, cool. So question number three is, when did ZM radio station start? 1973. That's a point for you, Collins.

Well done. Yeah, maybe we have played that ABBA song before. All right. Ben, unfortunately, you are officially out of the game. It's one point. I actually feel bad now. You can still play, Ben. No, he's out of the game. It's one point. I actually feel bad now. You can still play, Ben. Nah, he's out.

All right. Question number four. When was Skype invented? When was what? Skype. 2003. 2003. That's another point for you, Clint.

What happened to Skype, eh? You would have thought this pandemic was going to be Skype's big moment. Yeah, and Zoom just zoomed on in. Yeah. Sorry, AJ. My thumbs are feeling real huge. It's hard, eh? And the more nervous you get, the worse you get at typing, AJ.

Yeah. All right, your next question is, what is the average age of a sheep? What? What is the average age of sheep? Between 11 and 12. Between 12 and 10 and 12. I'm going to give that to Jade.

Yeah. That question doesn't make any sense. You mean like the lifespan of sheep? What is the average age of a sheep? It makes perfect sense. I have it right here in Google. Okay. The question doesn't need to make sense.

It just needs to come up with a Google answer. Okay, Caitlin's out. It's between me and Jade. All right, guys. Your last question is, what is the population of Australia? He would probably know this. 25 million.

25 million. Congrats, Jade. You've just won Google Downs. Well done, Jay. $50 worth of KFC chicken dollars. Our first listener victory in ages. Congratulations. Yeah, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Yeah, girl. Represent New Zealand. Did you want to give an acceptance speech at all? Oh, no, I'll let you go. Okay, sweet. Thank you. Wait there, we'll get you your prize. You are New Zealand's greatest Googler.

Let's talk about relationships and money. Probably the source of more fights than anything, I think. Money. Money. The new season of Married at First Sight Australia is out at the moment. Yeah. And I caught a little bit of the episode where, have you seen the one where the lady is at the altar

and she notices that the guy she's marrying is pretty bougie? Yeah, this was on last night. And the thing for me was that he was wearing a turtleneck to his wedding. That's the bit that jumped out at me first too. She noticed the Rolex. I noticed the fact that he was getting married in a purple turtleneck to his wedding. That's the bit that jumped out at me first too. She noticed the Rolex. I noticed the fact that he was getting married in a purple turtleneck. And it was really hot, obviously, because he was sweating.

There's a little bit of it from the promo. I'm a Kmart shopper and he looks like a Rolex shopper. I love the comparison. He's a Rolex shopper, I'm a Kmart shopper and he looks like a Rolex shopper. I love the comparison. He's a Rolex shopper, I'm a Kmart shopper. She said he's a Rolex shopper because he had a Rolex on his wrist. And then she found out later on in the episode that he arrived to the wedding in a Lamborghini. Yeah.

It was later revealed that he sells Lamborghinis for a job, so he probably borrowed a work one. But still. Yeah, and the whole promo for him was that he likes the finer things in life. He's a little bit older. He's got this great job and so he likes to spend lots of money. But he's like, money's not all about,

like life's not all about money. You need connection. She has a real issue with it, which is an interesting topic because at a base level, like people go, oh man, I'd love to marry someone rich one day. Wouldn't it be great to live that lifestyle?

She may have found someone rich and all of a sudden her head has gone to, I don't suit that lifestyle. I'm not going to be able to live up to those expectations. Yeah, and I think she was really intimidated. I think that she thought that he was going to look at her and be like, ooh, you don't have as much money as me. But you're right, Clint.

I wonder if that's an old way of thinking. Well, relationships, I think, most people strive to be much more even in a relationship. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So regardless of which side of the relationship has more money, you still want to contribute, right?

Yes. And if they're taking you on trips to the Maldives, and then you're like, we're off to Kelly Tarleton's. It's nice and it's about spending time together but you might inside you have some kind of internal conflict going, I can't compete. We're from different worlds. I think I would always feel really bad

if I could only afford Kelly Tarleton's. Especially if the rich one in the relationship was stingy. And they're like, I want to have dinner in the vi with Stingy. Yeah. And they're like, I want to have dinner in the viaduct. Yeah. And we're going 50-50. Yeah.

And you're like, cool. Yeah. I want KFC. Yeah. From the drive-thru. And I want to eat it in the car. It would be on the way home. It would be very awkward, I guess,

that that's how relationships don't work, right? Yeah. Because they want different things. But I don't think I could be in a relationship with a man that wanted to like, I can't believe I'm saying this, that wanted to spoil me and didn't want anything back from it because I just think I would feel really bad about it. I don't think I could have all the glamour and then be like,

I can give you love. No, but maybe that's what millionaires are missing. My mum right now is going, Caitlin Jane. Yeah, are you listening to yourself? Caitlin, it's what you should strive for, Mary. A rich man. What if they can afford it? What if they can clearly afford it and it means nothing to them?

I know, there's just something that doesn't sit right with it. Fair enough. For me. Fair enough. But then, if I fall in love with him for who he is and he happens to have money, fantastic. Then you're like, please, can I have some stuff? We want to know, I know $800 at him this afternoon.

And this might be quite personal, but was them having money or them being wealthy or them being better off than you an issue in the relationship? Or even such an issue that the relationship or even such an issue that the relationship never got off the ground. Yeah. Like you guys went on a date,

there was a spark, but then you saw that they were loaded. You found out that they had all this money and yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And how did you navigate it? Yeah. Or did you marry someone rich and you're like, guys, it's awesome. Yeah. You can call us with both of those

on 0800DALZM. You can text your stories into 9696 as well. We want to hear from you guys this afternoon. We want to know was them having heaps of money an issue in the relationship? Maybe it was too much because it was really

awkward. Everyone thinks that having a sugar mama or a sugar daddy is going to be the lifestyle but maybe it was a real issue. Maybe it was like too confronting as well. Maybe you felt insecure about it and it made you feel like you weren't worthy which I totally understand.

Someone on the new series of maths has seen the person they've been married to at the altar is wearing a Rolex and she's like and a turtleneck. And a turtleneck. We don't know where the turtleneck came from. Not sure about that. She sees the Rolex and she's like,

damn, he's a Rolex guy and I'm a Kmart girl. Yeah. It's good to know who you are. It's good to know at your core who you are. Yeah. But she was worried that he was going to find out more about her. Because this is the other thing. It's married at first sight.

They don't get to choose. So he can't ever be like, well you're just after me for my money. She's like, I never chose you in the first place. Yeah, you might as well give it a go. Yeah, exactly. So did the was being rich an issue in the relationship? Everyone wants to be anonymous in this? Not surprising. Fair enough.

So first of all, hello anonymous number one. Hello. Hello, yeah it's you, hello. Why was money an issue? Tell us about it I was on slightly higher salary than he was And he expected me to pay for so much Including more rent

Yeah Oh So it was an issue that way around They had less money than you And they expected more Yes But not by like heaps of money You know

It wasn't completely outrageous. Yeah, what was the money difference? Are we talking like you earned like a crate or do you come from money? What's the dynamic? No, it was just more like I think he was working less hours than I was and so he just presumed that I would be more than happy to pay for so much more. That's bull. He should.

Yeah, that's not fair. That's that expecting. How did that go for the relationship long term? Poorly. Poorly, yeah. Is that relationship over? Fair enough. Yes.

Are you in a more equitable dynamic these days? I'm in a very equitable dynamic these days. Fantastic. Great. Great to hear. We like it. Let's go to our second anonymous caller equitable dynamic these days. Fantastic. Great to hear. We like it. Let's go to our second anonymous caller. Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hi. What happened? So mine is a lot like the first caller. I met my ex and then he then found out that I was on a

higher salary than him. Yeah. I think we both worked kind of similar hours. However, then that became a bit of an issue. He said that it made him feel quite emasculated and that I was on a higher paying salary. So there was kind of, what do you say, a new need to find a better job so that he was the person earning more money. Really?

He was insecure about it. He was that insecure? Very insecure. Really? He couldn't just be proud of you? I've heard that with guys sometimes. No, it was a real issue. And that went fine with me.

I mean, I think he did get a new job. This was quite a few years ago now. And then after that happened, I inherited a little bit of money from my family yeah and then that became the deal breaker in our relationship that all of a sudden he wanted me to pay off all of like give him the money to pay his debt oh man I found it a little bit kind of strange um because you know but yeah I mean when I said no it was kind of strange because, you know, but yeah. And then when I said no, it was kind of like a deal breaker

because all of a sudden I had all of this money that I wasn't willing to help him out. God, we said it before that money comes in between so many relationships and it's very true.

I also, also back to the bit where he went out and got a better job because you earned more money. Like shit motivation. Like, I'm all about bettering yourself.

I'm all for doing what it takes to get ahead in life. But he's like, I have to earn more money. He's in the job interview. He's like, I need a raise because my missus earns more than me. Yeah, it was very odd. I found it very strange. But I guess that's what some people are like.

Relationship's over? Yes, definitely. Are you on to something better now? Yes, we're much more equal And there is no kind of drama With that kind of thing anymore Yeah nice Okay cool

That's great I wish we had heard from someone Those are great stories I wish we had heard from someone Who was the other way around And they were the one with They were the less wealthy And they felt intimidated

Yeah it was an issue Because the person had more money Yeah yeah yeah Well this person did text in and said, went on a date to Mexico's with this guy and he flexed his Amex card to the whole restaurant when he offered to pay. It was very off-putting.

Cool flex too. $55. I got this, babe. Tacos are on me. Bree and Clint. ZM, that's AJR and Bang. Bree and Clint ZM that's AJR And Bang Bree and Clint

With Caitlin filling in Time for Birthday Banger It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger Okay every day At this time

We figure out The number one song On your 16th birthday We put them all together And then we decide On the best one And that one gets Played in full

What are you so excited about? Because I'm singing One of the songs. Okay, let's start with Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good.

Chantel, when's your birthday? 24th of the 9th, 1985. I'm really excited because, Chantel, on the 24th of September in 2001, you were 16, and this was your birthday banger. Can you remember this song? Oh, my God. How can you forget that song? I know.

Yeah, this is a great birthday banger. It's a good banger. Ben, I need you to do some investigating while we deliberate. We've played this before and it was a version that had the rap edited out ofanger. Ben, I need you to do some investigating while we deliberate. We've played this before, and it was a version that had the rap edited out of it. Oh, okay. I need you to find the version that has the rap in it, okay? Because if it wins, we need to play the proper version.

Do you agree, Chantel? Definitely. Definitely. Otherwise, Chantel, Clint will do the rapping part for you. Otherwise, yeah. And nobody wants that. So, cool. Wait there. Let's go to Michael. Hey, Michael. Hey, Clint will do the rapping part for you. Otherwise, yeah. And nobody wants that. So, cool. Wait there.

Let's go to Michael. Hey, Michael. Hey, guys. How you doing? Hi, Michael. Good, thank you. When's your birthday? It's the 3rd of June, 1994.

Okay, Michael. On the 3rd of June in 2010, you were 16 years old, and this was topping the chart. B.O.B. and Hayley Williams. This is an underrated banger. This is one of Brie's favourite songs too. So she might vote for this if she was here, but she's not, so she doesn't get a vote. It is such a good tune.

Such a good tune. You like it, Michael? You're happy that that's your birthday banger? I certainly am happy with both options so far. They're really good, eh? We're having a good day. Let's go see if? You're happy that that's your birthday banger? Aye, certainly. I'm happy with both options so far. They're really good, eh? We're having a good day. Let's go see if we can get three from three. Hi, Amber.

Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Thanks, Amber. When's your birthday? I am the 20th of December, 1991. Okay, Amber, on the 20th of December in 2007, you were 16 and you were in your bedroom crying to this song. Yes.

So good. To be here, I reckon I know every lyric to that song. This is such a good song. And she's amazing. Yeah. And yet she's not a one-hit wonder but she's close to it she was american idol yes uh no uk x factor she won the original uk x factor and she was simon cowell's like darling yeah yeah yeah and she's beautiful she's beautiful okay how are we

possibly able to choose well where there's a whittling down process we can do we'll go back to producer ben ben because we're not playing all Rise if we don't have the rap version. Ben, have you found the rap version? I've got the rap version, but I can play it if you pad for about 30 seconds. Okay, we haven't decided yet. So the rap version is in there. Okay, so, okay. Michael, I'm really sorry, but I think I want to take Airplanes out of this

just to ease me a little bit because the other two songs are so good. I agree. Are you okay with your song being eliminated, Michael? Oh, I don't know. No, it's no problem at all. It's a pretty good option today, so no problem. Help us out. If you had to swing one way or the other,

and this is what we can do, we can put it on Michael's hands. Michael, your song's out. What are you choosing? Bleeding Love or All Rise? I tell you what, I'm actually still at work, so I have to go for the more upbeat one, and you can't go past All Rise.

I think he's made a really good... Is this because you don't want to cry at work? I just thought there was something a bit motivational, especially at this time of the day when you're like, ah, it's home time and... Chantel, Michael has selected you as the winner of Birthday Vagin this afternoon. Congratulations.

Legend, Michael. Here we go the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Congratulations. Legend, Michael. Here we go. Three great songs, one winner. This is the winner of Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint with Caitlin on ZM. Rap along to it. Being the rap better be in there, okay? Your honor, please, gotta believe what I say What I will tell happened just the other day

I must confess, cause I've heard about enough I need your help, gotta make this here thing stop Baby, I swear I'll tell the truth About all the things you used to do And if you thought you had me fooled I'm telling you now, objection overruled Here you go, oh baby One for the money and a free rise

It's two for the lie that you're denying All rise, all rise Three for the calls you've been making It's four for the times you've been faking All rise, all rise I risk my case All the times you've been faking all lies. I'm gonna tell it to your friends. I risk my case. You're on the stand with your back against the wall. Nowhere to run and nobody you can call.

I just can't wait. Now the case is open wide. You'll try to pray, but the jury will decide Baby, I swear I'll tell the truth About all the things you used to do And if you thought you had me fooled I'm telling you, objection on the rule. Oh, baby. One for the money and the three lies.

It's two for the lie that you deny. All right. All right. Oh, all right. Three for the calls you've been making. It's all on the time you've been faking. All right. you make Faking the lies, I'm gonna test it till you're right So step back, cause you don't know this cat, I know deep down that You don't want me to react, I lay low, leaving all my options open

The decision of the jury has not been spoken Step in my house, you find that your stuff is gone But in reality, to whom does the stuff belong? I bring you into court, to preach my order And you know that your stuff is gone But in reality, to whom does the stuff belong? I bring you into court to preach my order And you know that you overstepped the border One for the money and the free rise It's two for the lie that you deny All rise, all rise

Three for the calls you've been making It's four for the times you've been faking All rise, all rise One for the money and the three rides, it's two for the life and two for the night All rise, all rise Three for the calls you've been making, it's four for the times you've been faking All rise, all rise What to say? Can't you see? What you've done? Where you've gone? One for the money and the three wives. It's two for the lie that you've been lied.

All right. All right. Three for the calls you've been making. It's four all the times you've been facing. All right. All right. ZM, Bray and Clint with Caitlin. That's Blue and All Rise. Mic drop. Ben, that 11 seconds of rap. Totally worth it, bro. That was totally worth it.

Best part of the song. Thank you so much. That's all right. It's the first time I've heard the rap. Really? Yeah, right? Because we didn't have the rap version. So good, I know all the

words still. We've righted a wrong this afternoon. Now yesterday I was scrolling and I was on TikTok and I saw this TikTok of this theory that has shocked me to my core. Okay.

So, it was a British woman filming her appearance and they had their thoughts on a conspiracy theory about Prince Philip. No, that's the Star Wars music. Man, that was badly timed. Say it again. A conspiracy on Prince Philip Now he's not doing well Prince Philip

No I think they've just been giving updates as well They might have moved him to another hospital Yeah they have They're moving him to a cardiac hospital He's 99 He's the Queen's husband by the way If you haven't watched The Crown Or you know Know about history He's 99. Yeah. Yeah. He's the Queen's husband, by the way, if you haven't watched The Crown.

Just, yeah. Or, you know, know about history. So this person has said that it is Rachel and Simon's royal family theory. Mm-hmm. They think, because these are Britons, British people that I'm talking about. They're not happy about the Meghan and Harry doco that's coming out with Oprah.

And that's coming out on Monday. Yeah. I don't think anyone in the royal family is excited about that. No. Or people in the British area. No. They're not excited about it because they love the royals. They love them.

They love the Queen specifically. They love the Queen. And the thought that anything there could speak against her, they're like, just save it, bro. So Rachel and Simon think that it will be announced the day before this documentary is published and it goes live, it will be announced that Prince Philip has passed away.

Really? They think that to get people to not watch the Meghan and Harry documentary, which by all means, from what we've heard, will have so many secrets about the royal family. Well, Oprah is touting it as that, right? She's going, there is no topic off limits. We can talk about anything.

You know, they're out of the monarchy now. They're not, they don't have royal names anymore. So they, people think that perhaps Prince Philip might have already passed. Oh, that's grim. And we will get the news the day before so that people will be watching, you know, all of the love around Prince Philip and everything like that. And the Queen saying something. Yeah. If Prince Philip dies, you don't hear the documentary. Surely. Yes. If he passes away,

you go, okay, we're in a state of mourning. Yeah. Shelve the doco. Because we don't know what they're going to say about it. Or even if it was fine, you just go, oh, read the room. I know, but I mean, again, and this is the thing.

So I went back to show you this morning, Clint. Yeah. It's been taken down. That's the bit that freaks me out, is that this theory that by all accounts was blowing up on TikTok is now nowhere to be found. You can't even find like a ripped off version of it anywhere on the internet. I go to Google, I go to Google conspiracy theories about the Royals. Yeah.

Nothing. Well, actually, there's a lot of conspiracy theories. Yeah, but nothing about this. I saw one that says Diana's still alive. Nothing from 2000 or 2001. Yeah. And I think the royals control the internet. All right, now you're going too far.

Well, I'm just saying I saw this with my eyes and now it's gone. Well, we'll see, I saw this with my eyes and now it's gone. Well, we'll see, I guess. Okay, I have this story and I'm going to keep my composure while I talk about it. Okay. There's this pub in the UK that has had an exceptional comeback to an influencer that has asked for some free food. Right.

Now, this is not the first time we've had influencers ask for free food from people or free items. Or free hotels quite often posted. Hotels. Like we're inundated with influencers who want a free night's accommodation. So this influencer has messaged this pub in the UK and said, look, how are you doing?

I hope you're doing okay. Just reaching out because I'd love if I could have a takeaway in exchange for some publicity on my Instagram page. He said I've got, he or she said I've got quite a few Instagram followers. Do we know how many followers? No.

Right. They haven't actually mentioned the Instagram's page in this article. Okay. Because it's like quite embarrassing. Yeah. So anyway, they've come back to them playing along the pub have and said look yeah that sounds okay um here's our address it's a pop-up stop here's our address um we'll let you know when it's ready yep what do you want and they were like if it's not a pain i'd love to get food for my whole bubble so if we could have five meals and if it

could be ready at 6 30 i'll come and pick it up. And they were like, look, I know and the restaurant was like, five meals, that's quite a bit of food. And they were like, yes, look, I will try my best to come and see you when lockdown has finished. But I'll just have to see if it aligns with my feed at the time.

Right. Oh, okay. That's the influencer. Yeah. The influencer's like, you know, if it aligns with how my posts are looking at the time. Right. Oh, okay. That's the influencer. Yeah. The influencer's like, you know, if it aligns with how my posts are looking at the time, I'll see if I'm free to come in for some food. Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Meaning like I'll do like another post for you later and get more people to come. Oh, I see. Yeah. Let's start a partnership. But it's got to align with, you know, how my Instagram is looking at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, the influencer gets in his car and he starts driving to the address that the pub have given him for this pop-up shop. And he said, well, this person said, I can't see it.

And the pub said, have you come to the, can you see the police station? And the influencer was like, yep, yep, yep, thinking it was across the road or whatever. And the pub goes, magic. Now go in there and report yourself for crimes against hospitality industry. Burn! Burn! So good from them.

Can you just imagine, so that influence is in his car. Yeah. Sorry, I keep saying him. It could be a female. It could be, yeah. It could be, yeah. It could be, yeah. And you're like, oh. In this situation, I like to think about what the influencer post would be.

Thanks so much for the food. You get your free chicken parmigiana from the pub. And what is it? It's a photo of you in a bikini in lockdown holding a chicken parmigiana. And you're like, I love. Honestly, I can't recommend. You should definitely go here. The thirsty whale chicken parmigiana and you're like I love, honestly I can't recommend the thirsty whale chicken parmigiana

enough. Grim too to ask for free stuff when it's just the price of a meal. But also they're in lockdown. It's worth paying for. Exactly and the pub is probably struggling to get people you know to like and the fact that

they're asking like can I just have a free meal? Yeah. Delete your account, eh? Like, once that comes out, you've been roasted too hard. Like, so funny from them. Go into the police station and report yourself. Yeah, very well done. What's that?

You want some space news? Well, let me fill your void with the space news you need. Void was a space reference, not a rude reference, by the way. No, I wasn't thinking rude. I was like, wow, what a good use of words, Clint. Thank you. Space, fill the void. Do you want to go to space?

If you had the opportunity to go to space, would you go? Yeah, 100%. Well, the opportunity is coming. A company called Orbital Assembly are starting to build the first ever space hotel. Oh my God. It's coming fast. For people too. For people, yeah.

For you. So instead of going on a contiki, you'll go to space. I have 100 questions. Okay. So how does it get up into space? I don't know. Okay. So do they just chuck it up and then they're like...

I don't know. Because what if they lose it? Is it connected to something? Oh, it's like a satellite. They'll put it into orbit. However, let me give you a few watchouts because I value your safety and I want you to go into this informed. The company, Orbital Assembly,

are not associated with NASA. So they're not... So they don't know what they're doing. Well, they've never built anything that's gone into space before, but they've come out very confidently and said, we're building a space hotel, it's going to be sweet. They've said it's going to be ready by 2027. That's like six years away.

They've said the hotel in space will have artificial gravity. Why? If you're going all the way to space. You want to be able to float around. Yeah, what's the point? And actually, now that I think about it, what are you going to see? Well, okay, the hotel in space,

well, you'll see the galaxy and the Earth. Yeah, but like. No, but the hotel has very small windows because apparently you can't have big windows in space because it's too much of like a compromised bit. So what are you going to go into space and stare at the walls most of the time? You're just basically going back into quarantine.

I don't think I want to go to space anymore. I'd want to go if I could float around all day. Me too. The company again, Orbital Assembly, have come out and said they're ready to go. Like I said, they're very confident. They just need to raise some funds. They've asked to get them going. They've asked for $1 million.

This sounds like a hoax. This sounds like a hoax. Considering you can build a house in Auckland for $1 million, how are they meant to build a space hotel for $1 million? Do you know what? Maybe I'll take the Kentucky Actually Clint. Yeah, I think. I think I'll do that.

I think there's plenty left to see on earth. Yes. And if you want to go floating, do your paddy scuba diving license. Exactly. You know? Yeah, okay, good. We're on the same page.

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