ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd March 2023

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Bing bong. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. International Departures. Birthday. Oh, fuck. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. The Podcast. Yeah! Welcome to this podcast. Flight 3712. Destinationination International Birthday Banger. We're flying at about 14,000 feet right now and we're about to do some delightful songs for you, some bangers. So please sit back, relax and enjoy the flight. That's what I meant to say.

Yeah, that was good. That's what I was... I love the voice like the pilot's voice when they come on and do that. I always think they sound so hot. Do you reckon they learn it? Oh my god, I had the hottest. They learn pilot voice? Nah, I think it's just the microphone

they're using. I had the hottest pilot. I can't remember which flight it was now because I've caught so bloody many in the last couple of weeks. I think it was the flight to Sydney. And anyway, these two hot pilots, both in their 30s, one male, one female, both look like they're on the front of a magazine. Do you reckon they, nah, they're professionals.

They wouldn't be doing anything up there. I hope not because there's only two of them. Yeah, autopilot. No, you should never do that. You should look your partner in the eye and really mean it when you're doing that. Don't go knocking. Yeah, that's quite good.

Here's an international birthday banger for you guys. You've submitted them on our Facebook page and we're getting through them. First one's for Barry Murphy from Killarney in Ireland. And no, I will not do the accent, Claude. Oh, please. No, I will not do the accent. It was so good last time. Maybe you've got him better. No, I won't do it. Out of respect for my

people, the Irish. What? Okay. Right, Bazza, you were 16. Oh, you were born on 11th of July 1979, which means you were 16 in 1995. And here's your birthday banger. TLC.

Banger. This is going to sound racist and ignorant. No, think about what you're about to say. I don't think of people listening to normal music in Ireland. I think of them listening to, like, Irish music. They would as well. I know. Yeah, but they'd listen to it.

Same as us here. Well, no, we don't listen. Where? Yeah, Poyer. Well, how much are we listening to there? I listen to it every day. Often, yeah, yeah. Like, do people overseas just think of us listening to, like, sheep music?

Sheep music. How much sheep music? They do that to get me to sleep. Do us listening to sheep music? Sheep music. How much sheep music? They do that to get me to sleep. Do you listen to sheep music? Next one's for Caitlin O'Neill from West Lothian. Oh, Caitlin from Scotland. Yeah, Caitlin. I love it.

All right, Caitlin, you were born on the 24th of March, 1992. Is that coming up? Yeah, next month. That's coming up. This month. This month. So you were 16 in 2008, and here's your birthday back. Take me on a trip somewhere to go someday.

Take me to New York, I'd love to see you. I do love this song from Estelle. Do we have to edit out the Kanye bits now? Pretty Kanye song. Probably just a case. And a what what. But don't take it away from her. bits now? Pity Kanye song. Probably just in case. And a what what. But don't take it away from her. Yeah, it's her only song.

It's a good song from Estelle, yeah. I mean, it's a good song. Okay, one more. All right, who's next? That would be Jolene. Jolene Ward from Durham, Maine, USA. G'day, Jolene. Jolene.

Jolene. Jolene. Yay! God, she would hate that. Sorry about thatay Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Yay! God, she would hate that. Sorry about that, Jolene. You were born on the 29th of November 1964, which means you were 16 in 1980. And Jolene, here's your birthday banger.

Like a super lights, I gotta find me shining like the sun. Ebba. This must have beenining like the sun Ebba. This must have been towards the end of Ebba. 1980. The end?

You know, like... They've never ended. Never ended? It's released a new album. The end of their peak. You know what I mean. They've never ended. Okay, they've never peaked.

No, they're still peaking. What do you mean they've never peaked? They've peaked and then stayed up there. They're like Everest of music. It's a flat-topped mountain. They're like that. They went up and then just went down.

The tabletop mountains in Africa. Like Uluru. Mamma Mia is a good one. That's where I know them. Yeah, Mamma Mia is a good one. Mamma Mia. Sorry, I've got a sick brain. Ignore me.

What other ABBA songs do you like? I work hard, I work hard, pay up, pay up, pay up. What's that? Money, money, money. Oh, that's such a good one, yeah. Thank you. Such a good one. Who wins then?

What was the first one? First one was TLC. Second one was American Boy. I feel like it's an ABBA day. Mm-hmm. I'm glad you're going there. Every day's an ABBA day. I don't think I've ever heard that ABBA song.

You play what you want. You've never heard Super Trooper? Have you not watched Mamma Mia? This is from the... Nah, I'm not into musicals. You should know that about me. This is from the tabletop of their career. Nah, I think this is before their peak.

It's why I don't know it. This is the climb. Yeah. Oh, so nice, Kim. It's going I don't know it. This is the claim. Yeah. Oh, so nice, Kim. It's going out to Jolene in Durham. Maine, USA, but also

hello to Kaelan from Swann. Franklin, see ya. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from... Good evening, everybody. Happy Friday afternoon. It's Bree and Clint.

I do love a Friday. It's good to be here. And happy day before the Lord Concert Day if you're in Auckland. Yeah. Yeah. Happy day before the Lord Concert Day if you're in Auckland. Happy Lord Concert Eve. Happy one week on from the Lord Concert if you're in Christch Yeah. Yeah. Happy day before the Lorde concert day if you're in Auckland. Happy Lorde concert eve. Happy one week on from the Lorde concert if you're in Christchurch.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's all relevant wherever you are in the world. I saw them setting up the stage and stuff at Western Springs where the concert's going down. Big set up. Oh, yeah. They had to set that whole thing up at Electric Avenue. Oh, yeah.

It's massive. They had something like 40 minutes between the two acts so they could bring Lorde's big thing out that she walks up. She's got this big thing that she walks up. What's a big thing she walks up? She's got this big round thing with this big plank that goes up it. Yeah, a huge shaft. Yeah.

Aerial shaft. Right, and she walks up into the air on the shaft. She goes up the shaft, yeah. Wow. Can I just say, obviously she is more than just her looks, but she is, God, she is looking good at the moment. I haven't seen her in such a long time. Every single person I was standing with, male and female, said the same thing.

Oh, I wish I could get abs like her. Oh, money. Money will get you some of those. You're going to get money? Oh, mate, money to get a personal trainer, a personal chef. Yeah, well. You know, it's all relevant. She's amazing.

Those shows are going to be amazing. So enjoy that if you're going. Today on the show, it's a Friday Okie Day, and we're singing. Oh, what are we singing today? We're singing Pink, Don't Let Me Get Me, because obviously there's a big pink resurgence at the moment. Isn't she so hot right now? Everyone is fizzing over a bit of pink.

She's touring again, so we're doing this song. Not to upset anybody, but it's 20 years old, this song. Well, you've just upset me. Let's go tradie ladying. Who won yesterday? The ladies. All right, ladies back in front. Let's play. If you want. Who won yesterday? The ladies. All right, ladies back in front. Let's play.

If you want to play, 0800 dials at M. We need a tradie and we need a lady, and we've got 50 bucks from KFC up for grabs. Oh, banger from Nicki Minaj to kick it off. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady.

It has been very close close and it still is. The ladies took out yesterday, which means they took the lead. They're on 17 wins for the year. The tradies just behind on 16. Let's meet our lady first. She is 27. She's from Auckland and she once played a game of Quidditch. How the hell?

Welcome to the show. It's Lani. G'day, Lani. Hi, guys. What house are you from? What Harry Potter house? I'm actually a Slytherin, but don't judge me for that. A Slytherin with a Gryffindor rising moon.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, totally. Whatever that means. Me too. Our tradie today is calling in from Christchurch. He's 30, and his favourite thing in the world is to do a cashie. Welcome to the show. It's Liam.

Liam. G'day. How many times would you say you've dodged the tax man? I'm not going to admit that on air, mate. And nor should you because he's clearly joking about the cashie. Yeah. Correct. Yeah.

No tradie would ever the cashie. Yeah. Correct. Yeah, I hate doing that. No tradie would ever accept cash for a job. Oh, it's horrible. It's in the tradie oath. Best taxpayers in the world. A jet ski, on the other hand, will accept. Okay, Liam, your buzzer is tradie. Lani, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash.

Thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The NRL kicks off again this week with the Warriors playing the Knights. It's definitely our year. What does the NRL stand for? Brady. Liam. National Rugby League.

National Rugby League. Who's your team, Liam? The Chooks. You're a Roosters fan. Oh, we've got to hang up on him now. That's the second thing I've admitted here, eh? Yeah. You're not painting a very good picture of yourself.

Anyway, no, I'm just joking, Liam. One point to the tradies. Question number two. Which of the following animals is a herbivore? An owl, rhinoino or a squid? Traite. Yes, Liam? Rhino.

It is a rhino. Only eats plants. Weird to think that the biggest, strongest of all of them is a bloody vegan. Well, I kind of like to look at the rhino as the triceratops of our time. Yeah, that's fair enough, I guess. All right, question number three. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Lani fair enough, I guess. Alright, question number three. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Larnie, to stay in it.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sadie. Yes, Liam. Liam for the clean sweep. My man Eminem. He's done it. An absolute whitewash, Liam. $50 cash coming your way, mate.

Cheers. I was going to get the apprentice to do all the work like I normally do and take the credit at the end, but I've done all right. You've done all right. Hey, do you want us to invoice you for that $50, or do you want it in cash? No, no, no invoices on a Friday. Bree and Clint. Clint, I know you've been itching to have this chat for days

when I brought this content to the table and you were like, let's do it today. And I was like, oh, no, you know, there's other things we need to chat about. This is not my suggestion, but that does not mean that I'm opposed to it. This type of content I like to call normiecore. Normiecore. Yeah. What does that stand for? Because it is the most mundane stuff, but it's very

normal, which means it's relevant to all of us. But it's also quite mind blowing sometimes. Can be. Well, I feel like this is going to be. Have you ever thought to yourself why do you store potatoes in the cupboard and not the fridge? Yes, and I've given myself an answer too.

Okay, what's the answer? Because they're like dark, but they don't need cold. Like they want to simulate like the... My theory is you should store potatoes near to the ground because that's the natural environment. That's why they're in the bottom of the pantry. See, all of that is wrong. Is it? Yeah.

So this is the right answer because, I mean, I didn't know either. I had no idea. I don't keep my potatoes in the fridge. Yeah, well, this is the- From time to time, I'll keep my potatoes in the fruit bowl. Yeah, same as the pantry, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I keep mine in the fruit bowl sometimes and then they grow those weird,

like, little alien tentacle things on it and they go bad someone told me a green potato will kill you once they can be real toxic really yeah so listen to this this is gonna blow your mind it blew my mind kind of they say storing raw potatoes at low temperatures so that means like in the fridge okay could be bad for you as it leads to extra sugars forming which turn into acrylamide, a chemical that is thought to have the potential to cause cancer in humans. Oh, don't tell me. But wait, but wait, but wait. No, don't tell me potatoes can cause cancer.

No, but wait, but wait, but wait. The only reason I bring this up is because there's new information out today. Well, not today, but recently from the Food Standards Agency, where they've updated their advice and they're saying that new research is now showing that storing potatoes in the fridge is no riskier than keeping them in the cupboard. Right.

So it actually... Their advice is all potatoes are dangerous. All potatoes could kill you. Did you know, this might blow your mind, or you might already know this. Did you know potatoes contain nicotine? I know that you can make vodka out of them. Yeah, you can make vodka out of them. That's my main concern.

Potatoes have, just like a cigarette, potatoes have nicotine in them. Sometimes on the night out, I'm like, God, I could go a potato. But you do. You do. On your way home, you go to McDonald's and you have some fries. No, that's not for the nicotine. You know the feeling you get when you eat potatoes? You're like, oh.

That is a good feeling. I'm not advocating cigarettes, but it's a similar feeling. You know? Yeah. So the same. The floods. How long ago was it now? I'd say a month.

No, not the first one. The Gabrielle ones. A month. No, three weeks, I think. Are you sure? I think it's three weeks this weekend. Maybe. Either way, it's a little while ago.

Where I live, they've just cleared the landslides on our road. Oh, God. Yeah. And obviously we're in a much better position than huge parts of the country. But in West Auckland, where I live, we had no power for, I think, 10 days at my place. And the landslide just got cleared yesterday. So the roads are probably open. Before that, it was like squeezing around cars and that sort of thing.

The weirdest thing happened with the landslide at my place over the weekend that I cannot explain. The Dixie Chex were there. Yeah. Doing a live performance. A live performance. To a real landslide. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. And I cannot explain it.

Sorry. I was like, Dixie Chex. Now the Chex. Not the Dixie Chicks anymore. Actually, yeah, good point. Yeah, it's just the Chicks, eh? Yeah, I think you're cancelled for that. Well, you said it too.

I think, no, I just, no, I didn't. Well, these things take time. I remembered eventually. Anyway, the landslide, what is the mystery? It's like the Sam Smith thing. We all muck up sometimes, okay? Yeah, but we jump back on and we're getting there. Stop cancelling us.

The landslide by my house, been there for weeks. Same thing. It had been there so long, part of it had started to like wash away from the rain. I was like, oh, this landslide's going to take care of itself. This is going to wash down the hill over time. Yeah. But it's still there. And then on Sunday, I was driving home from the airport from being in Christchurch for

Electric Avenue. And I was like, oh yeah airport from being in Christchurch for Electric Avenue and I was like oh yeah around this bend is the landslide, normal spot for the landslide and I saw this person driving really slowly past it like rubbernecking like you know when you know that someone's like I don't know what that word means. You don't know what rubbernecking is? I know that

it's a name of a song. You don't know what rubbernecking is? Isn't it a name of an Elvis song? Rubbernecking is, is it? We go rubbernecking, baby. That's all right with me. Rubbernecking is when you drive past something

and you stare at it. It's what happens at like a crash. I didn't know that. And that's what causes the traffic. Because your head as you're driving

goes like this, like it's rubber. Never knew. That's rubbernecking. Like if you see someone real hot on the street. Yeah, that's perving. But yeah knew. That's rubbernecking. Like if you see someone real hot on the street. Yeah, that's perving. But yeah,

you're definitely rubbernecking. I was like, what is this person staring at? Have they not seen the landslide? Is this the first time they've seen the landslide? Right. Mate, come on, mate.

The landslide's obvious. They're not locals. Got there, there's a motorbike in the landslide. In the landslide. And it hadn't been there at all. In the three weeks prior, there was a motorbike in the side

of it with some debris on top of it, but standing in the landslide. Like someone had parked their motorbike inside it. Do you reckon it had always been there and then slowly some of the landslide had come away and it revealed it? Or it was new to the landslide? That is a possibility

I had not considered. Yeah. Because I cannot figure out. Because you said it was washing away parts of the landslide. That is a possibility I had not considered. Yeah. Because I cannot figure out. Because you said it was washing away parts of the landslide. Slowly but surely. Yeah, yeah. And it unearthed it like a dinosaur skeleton. Yeah.

And someone's like, where the hell did I park my damn motorbike? Well, that's what I was thinking. I was like, if you're missing a motorbike and it was on your driveway and now that part of your driveway has fallen down, surely the first thing you do is go and look in the landslide for your motorbike. I'm going to think either someone has stolen it

yeah but then I was like if someone has stolen it are they trying to hide it inside this landslide well they're ditching it yeah but then it was like I just

I couldn't figure it out what type I mean I've been dying to ask this question what type of motorbike was it like a nice one like a

like a mid range Suzuki sports bike. Okay. So nothing like super special or fancy. No. But just like a standard bike. Yeah. And part of me was like, I'll have that. Just because it's in the landslide doesn't mean it's up for grabs.

Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie.

Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. Our weekly singing segment. I got out of an Uber in Christchurch on my way back from Electric Avenue last week, and the guy goes, hey, man, keep up the karaoke. And I said, do you like that, do you?

And he goes, yeah, it's a real laugh. Yeah, basically, he goes, I enjoy listening to it. Okay, so he does. I'll take that however you want. Last week wasn't our best. We did The Killers, and we were a bit hungover from going to O-Week in Dunedin. Yeah, yours was definitely better than mine.

But this week we've got a shot at Redemption with a classic that you've chosen from Pink. Such a good Pink song. And I know how good of a singer Pink is. But when I was picking the song I just picked it based on how much I love the song and I just put that to the side and thought nah we'll just give it a

crack. From the very first Pink album as well. Back when her hair was actually pink. Was it called Misunderstood? Yeah I think it was called Miz-understood. Miz-understood. Well you chose it so you you're going to go first. If you've never played Friday Oaky with us before, this is what we want from you.

We want you to listen to both of them in full, and then we want you to call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM and tell us whose was better and pick the winner. Yes, that's the key. Oh, okay. Oh, no, I'm ready. Oh, no. Okay, no, I'm ready.

Are you sure? I think so. All right, good luck. Here's Bree doing pink for Friday Oki on Zidim. Oh, no. Never win first place. I don't support the team. I can't take direction and my socks are never clean.

Teachers dated me. My parents dated me. My parents hated me. I was always in a fight because I can't do nothing right. Every day I find a war against a mirror. Can't take the person staring back at me. I'm a hazard to myself. Don't let me get beat. I'm my hazard to myself. Don't let me get me. I'm my own worst enemy.

Is that when you annoy yourself? It's so irritating. Don't want to be my friend no more. I want to be somebody else. I want to be somebody else. I want to be somebody else. You know what I like about yours? I can hear you relating to the lyrics in it. Like I can hear it coming from the heart.

I feel, I felt them deep. I hear an angsty teenage Brie in there. I took myself back to when I was a teenager and I just felt so misunderstood. And I put it into the song. I never knew the line in that song was, it's bad when you annoy yourself. Yeah.

I never knew that's what it said. Yeah, such a good lyric, eh? Okay, I won't laugh too hard because we've still got to go through. Go on, mate, your turn. Mr. Understood. He's my pink. Never win first mate. Your turn. Mr. Understood. He's my pick. Never win first place.

I don't support the team. I can't take direction and my socks are never clean. Teachers dated me. My parents hated me. I was always in a fight because I can't do nothing right. Every day I fight a war against the mirror. I can't take the person staring back at me. I'm a hazard to myself.

Don't let me get me. I'm my own worst enemy. Except when you annoy yourself? So irritating. Don't want to be my friend no more. I want to be somebody else. I want to be somebody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Our producer who records these, he's very good. He's very good. He's so good at what he does. He keeps encouraging me to harmonise. He's like, there's a harmony line in there. I know you can do it.

I'm starting to think he might not have my best interests at heart. I think he just wants it to sound authentic, you know? I think he wants it to sound funny, and that's why he's making me do it. He's so good. Can you imagine if we didn't have him? What it would sound like? Thank you, Sam. Oh, Christ on a bike.

Thank you, Sam. The audio man, magical. They're all out there now. We're looking for a winner. We want you to vote on 0800DALZM. If you have a preference, Brie or me, we'd love to hear it right now on 0800DALZM. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki. Welcome back to Bree and Clint. Friday Oki.

Welcome back to the pink edition of Friday Oki. The pink edition. That is correct. Because this week we have done a pink classic. Yeah. Bree sounded like this. Can't take the person staring back at me. I'm a hazard to myself.

And mine sounded like this. Is that harmony? It's killing me. It's just like a ghost that's haunting you in the background. We have five votes ready to decide the winner of Friday Okie this week. They've listened, they've critiqued, and they have an expert, informed opinion. Here to cast the first vote is Jenny. Kia ora, Jenny. G'day, Jenny.

Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Are you a big Pink fan? Yeah, I am. After hearing, you know, your guys' versions, I might have to... Oh, no, no, no. Don't sell your tickets if you've bought tickets for the world tour.

Don't hold our Pink against Pink. Pink, yeah. It's not her fault. She had nothing to do with this. You have to pick a winner, though. You have to pick Brie or me. Who are you going to go with, Jenny? Well, normally I am a girl's girl,

but I'm sorry, Brie, I'm going to have to go with Clint on this one. That's all right, Jenny. No worries. Did you hear my one? I did. I thought it was way better. I'm really sorry.

Okay. Well, you didn't have to say way better. We're going to go to Sally. Kia ora, Sally. Hi, Sally. Hello. What are your thoughts this week, Sally? My thoughts were that it was not a very hard pick in my book.

Oh. Not a what? Not a very hard pick. Oh, you reckon? It's a clear-cut winner in your mind. I say so. Okay. Could you own that song, you reckon, Sally? Yeah, I say so. Okay. Could you own that song you reckon Sally?

Yeah, I think so. Okay. I mean, you can say absolutely. We're not going to force you to do it now. Yeah, you're never going to have to prove it. Well, you definitely know who the winner is. So who is it in your opinion? Is it Brie or Clint? I've got to give it to you, Clint. What is going on?

I'm pretty used to it. It's all right. Okay. There's two to me. Let's go to Harvey. Kia ora, Harvey. Hi, Harvey. Hi, how we doing?

Yeah, we're good. All right. A man's opinion. You like it a bit of pink? I'm obviously influencing the ladies. My voice is kind of like, must resonate on some frequency that pleases women. Yeah, I was going to say it was actually a bit of a hazard to my ears. Right.

It's good I see what you did there. Yeah, and especially really convincing with the line, so irritating. Yeah, so irritating. I thought that too, Harvey. So irritating. I noticed that. Well, who's your vote for? Who won Friday Oaky in your opinion?

I've got to vote for Bree. Sorry, Clint. Oh, Harvey, I knew I liked you. You're funny, you're witty and you know your music. Thanks, Harvey. Wait there. It's 2-1. Blake's got to vote as well. G'day, Blake. G'day, Blake. Hello.

How you doing? Good. What did you think of our pink renditions? Brie was very aggressive again. Was I? You got accused of being aggressive during Mr. Brightside as well. They're both aggressive songs, aren't they? Are you hitting the pre-workout supplements before you go in the booth again?

No, I got banned from taking pre-workout. I feel I know which way you're leaning, but Blake, what's your vote in Friday Okie this week? It's going to have to be you, Clint. It's going to have to be me? I knew it was coming. That's all right, Blake. I can't take the person staring back at me. I'm a hazard to myself.

Maybe the harmonies need to keep coming. Maybe that's what it took. All right. Well, thanks, everybody. I really appreciate it. Next week, we'll choose a rap. I reckon we do a rap track next week. A rap track.

I haven't done a rap track for a while. Should we do a rap track? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Friday afternoon, that's Dean Lewis. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. What was the number one song on your 16th birthday? We're going to play one of these songs. Let's kick it off with Joy. Hi, Joy. G'day, Joy. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How's your week been? Really, really good. Finished work for the day. Oh, sorry, the truck fell out. You're all good, Joy. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is 2nd of November, 1997.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2013. And, Joy, here's your birthday banger. Because I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bed. Get along with the... Banger. A global hit from Rihanna and Eminem. Joy, do you like it? Yeah, I was expecting Justin Bieber, though.

Oh, okay. I was actually low-key disappointed she didn't include a bit of this in her Super Bowl performance. It's hard when you've had, like, 15 number ones. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But she put a Kanye track in there. Yeah, I know. You know, it was just a bit random.

Okay, you like that, Joy? You happy if that won today? I reckon like a 7 out of 10. Okay. Okay, we'll take a 7 out of 10. Let's go to Aram. Hi, Aram. Hi, Aram.

Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Good, thanks. We're keen to do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 16 August 1995.

All right. You were 16 then in 2011 And back on the 16th of August 2011 This was number one What's this doing at number one in 2011? I feel like we may have gotten too mixed up Oh, we definitely have I think that's what's happened

Hold there, Aram Aram, pretend you didn't hear that Sure Oh, we definitely have. I think that's what's happened. Hold there, Aram. Aram, pretend you didn't hear that. Sure. It's a Friday. I mean, Aram, let's have a look. Here's your birthday banger for the first time. That fits a bit better, doesn't it?

That's more like it. Cobra Starship, what do you think? Banger. Banger. Absolute banger. I was like, I don't remember this in 2011. Well, I thought maybe he died and it went back into the charts. Which has happened. It has happened, but I don't think he died in 2011.

No. Okay, RM, are you happy with Cobra Starship? Delighted. Delighted. Okay, wait there. Absolute banger. We'll do one more birthday banger for Ricky. I wonder what it could be.

Ricky, I've got an inkling of what yours might be. How are you, Ricky? Are you having a good Friday? Yeah, not bad, thank you. Not bad. Okay, good to hear. Ricky, what is your birthday, mate? It's the 17th of November, 1971.

Perfect. Which means you were 16 in 1987. It's all starting to add up. And you know who had hits in 87? This guy. There we go. What do you reckon about George Michael?

Doesn't he? Doesn't he? I bet. I'm thinking leather jackets and aviators and really tight stonewashed jeans. Yeah, 100%. Every fish and chip shop owner looking like George Michael is ridiculous. Did they all used to dress up as George Michael? Well, they did up north.

Oh, amazing. Are you into it? Would you be happy if this won birthday banger, Ricky? Yeah, it's a good birthday banger. It is. Pretty good tune. Okay, wait there. We've got to pick a winner between Eminem, Rihanna,

Cobra Starship and George Michael. I like them all for different reasons. Yeah, same. They've all got a different vibe. My Friday vibe is Cobra Starship, though. That's my Friday vibe, too. Yeah, you agree? Yeah.

Then let's do it. Aram. Congratulations, Aram. You've just won birthday banger. Amazing. Here we go. We'll play it for you right now, my friend. Brian Clint coming straight out of 2011. Here's your birthday banger. Amazing. Here we go. We're playing for you right now, my friend. Brian Clint coming straight out of 2011.

Here's your birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. I need to get something off my chest and something I've realised over the last, I mean, couple of weeks. And I can't stop thinking about it, Clint, and I need to talk about it. Right. So as we all know, or maybe you don't realise, but the next Fast and the Furious film in the franchise, number 10, comes out in April this year.

So it's not far away i'm aware it's i read it's um it's the beginning of the end so you'd like oh 10 great place to wrap it up guys what a great run i mean good round number i think it's going to be like a three movie series yeah i'm pretty sure vin Diesel already last year discussed that there's already a number 11 in the works. But I want to discuss this particular detail about this franchise, which has to do with the titles of the films. Okay. There's 10 of them. Oh, I've seen this, yeah. There is no organisation, there is no symmetry,

there is no corresponding way That they've named each film No correlation There's no way From looking at any individual film That you would think it was part of a series No So let's go through them

Let's discuss Obviously we kick it off with Movie number one The Fast and the Furious No numbers No symbols Excellent name for a movie Great name Was a movie.

Great name. Yeah. Was a huge hit at the box office. And an excellent movie too. A cult film. Cult film. Then we move on to the second film, which people wanted because the first one was such a big hit. And we have Too Fast, Too Furious.

Number two. Fast. Fast. Number two, Furious. Kind of genius, I thought, when that came out. I was like, what a name for a sequel. I mean. Because it's a double entendre.

Yes, it is. It is. I mean, and I was fine with that. That's fine. We're okay with that. Then we move off and we branch into this weird time in the franchise where it goes into this weird. That's when they went to Japan.

They went to Japan, to Tokyo, and there's none of the main characters in it left, and it's called The Fast and the Furious, so the same name as the first one, but on the end it has Tokyo Drift. But that is the third movie in the franchise. That is the third movie. That's the third movie in the franchise. Then we move on to movie number four, Fast and Furious,

with an and symbol in between. Wait, I didn't know that Yes So the fourth movie is called Fast and Furious Fast and Furious Which is different to The Fast and The Furious Yes Not Fast and Furious 4

No, it's called Fast and Furious Not Fast and Furious 4 Just Fast and Furious No, they're being creatively lazy there. I don't abide that one. This is where it just goes completely out the window. Bring us back on track at the fifth film. Come on.

It's not back on track because the fifth film, no numbers, but spelt out it's called Fast Five. Fast Five. Which doesn't even sound like a race car movie. Is that film not furious? It sounds like a hot five minutes of a stand-up comedian set. Fast Five. It's a Fast Five.

But also the last one wasn't called Four and the one previous didn't have a three in it. So it doesn't roll high. So you're just saying that it's Five. Exactly. And really the Tokyo one wasn't part of the storyline. Oh, it drives me insane. Okay, that's fine.

That's fine. Okay, then we move on. They kind of bring it a little bit back on track with movie number six, and they call it Fast and Furious 6. Fast and Furious 6. Why have they abandoned their actual title of their films, The Fast and the Furious? No, it never goes back to The Fast and the Furious

after The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. Okay. So it just never goes back there. Did they have legal trouble or something? Did they get challenged for the name? Maybe they got sued from the first film. Yeah. And they were like, you can't do that anymore.

So six is faster and the Furious six. Seven is just. Oh, I know this one. Is this if and if? No, no, no. This is just Furious 7. Okay. So they've just taken out the fast altogether.

They're not fast anymore. They're just furious. Fast 5 wasn't furious. No, they were. And Furious 7 isn't fast. Exactly. Yeah, okay. Exactly.

So they've taken the furious that they missed in 5 and they've put it in 7. And which part? It's just, I don't know if you're tracing the timelines of the movies at what part of these movies has ludicrous become a scientist as well because at the start at the start of the films he runs like a mechanics workshop yeah and he runs like a small little like business and then at the end he's cyber hacking the government like i love how at this in movie number one one they're using nitrous to go real fast and then by movie number seven they're literally jumping cars out the back of a plane and then parachuting them down

into the Grand Canyon. Okay, what are we up to? We're up to seven? We're up to seven. Let's move on to number eight. It goes back to no numbers. Yeah. And it's just called The Fate of the Furious.

And I thought this is where it would end. I thought with that title. That is the end. What an ultimate ending. Yeah. When did Paul Walker die, by the way? I think it might have been halfway through that one. That's the final Paul Walker film.

Yeah, I think so. And that's where I thought, yeah, what a fitting way to end the film. The cars drive off in the different directions. And that's it. That's it. It's done. But no, they're back for movie number nine, which they've really gotten lazy on this one.

And it's just called, I mean, it sounds like a shortcut on your laptop, F9. Oh, far out. F9. F9. That, far out. F9. F9. That's it. What does the F stand for? Does it stand for fast or does it stand for furious? Or fate.

I don't know. Anyway, we round it out with the latest movie that comes out. The 10th. The beginning of the end. April 7th. Their chance to bring it all back. And we've added in some Roman numerals for the first time. Fast X.

No one does it like Vin Diesel. He doesn't see any problem with this? No, because you know why? The overarching thing he cares about. Family. That's what the F stands for. Oh, my God, does it? Well, we don't know.

I'm from Rotorua. Originally, that's my hometown. It's the home of natural thermal hot springs. Yeah, actually gases. Natural gases. Yeah, but also like luge. Yeah, the luge. What else?

Okay, all right, what elseentine's buffet and restaurant and gaming lounge i mean it is a classic uh lava bar or r.i.p r.i.p actually maybe r.i.p valentine's too i'm not sure i haven't been back for a while i don't know i don't know that's not casting the aspersions it's a home of hot pools so i've been to them. Yeah. The Polynesian Spa, Hell's Gate, there's natural hot springs around that you can go to, hot and cold. Make sure you take your jewellery off because it turns it... It oxidises it. Yeah. Turns the silver into

real... Yuck. It can be clean, but by the by. We know that if you're bathing in these pools, you don't put your head under because it's natural springs and there can be bacteria in there. And the water should be fresh when you're in it. If it's in a natural area, it should be flowing. You don't want to sit in a stagnant hot pool.

No, you don't sit in a stagnant hot pool. Not at that temperature. You don't want to sit in stagnant water anywhere, to be honest. It's really good. Those words to live by. It is. The manager, this is not in Rotorua,

by the way. That's a great place to go in the hot pools. Where is this? Go, go, go. The manager of a Japanese guest house has apologised

after their 150-year-old spa bath was found to be teeming with poisonous bacteria. Oh. The Daimaru Beso guest house to be teeming with poisonous bacteria. The Daimaru Beso Guest House, they fill the pool with local thermal springs,

just like in Rotorua. Same thing. It's the same property. A recent inspection found it contained Legionella bacteria 3,700 times the permitted level. Oh, my God. That is disgusting. The water in those hot pools should be changed daily if it's a tourist attraction,

if there are multiple people in there every day. At a minimum, you change the water in those hot pools once a week. You flush it, clean it, and then put fresh water in. This guest house has apologised because, turns out, they were changing the water in the hot pool once every six months. No. It's like a human soup. It's worse than human soup.

It's like multiple human soup. It's like a crock pot that you've left boiling for half a year. Is that literally a cesspool? Is that what a cesspool is? I guess it would be. Because it's not even like a normal swimming pool. Which would be gross. They're getting it up to a temperature where

the bacteria's going and multiplies and multiplies and multiplies. And you get in there with your dirty bum and you wash your bum in there. And a bit of me goes in there and then you jump in. I get in and I'm a bit sweaty. And a bit of your sweat goes in. And then someone gets in and they've got some kind of fungal foot infection

and that goes around in the water. Who's doing that? Who's getting in the spa with a fungal foot infection? Someone gets in there with a bit of a yucky tummy and... Okay, we know. We get it. We know what happens. You know what?

There's nothing more relaxing. I remember me and my family, we used to go on a holiday once every couple of years to this particular resort. Yeah. And there was quite a few hot tubs there at this resort. Yeah. And there was like quite a few hot tubs there at this resort. Yeah. And they had this big sign sitting on the back of the wall right in front of the hot tubs. If you have experienced diarrhea in the last two or three days,

please do not hop in the spas. That's not for you. And I was like, God, I feel relaxed. The reason that they didn't clean the spa pools at this resort? Couldn't be bothered. The staff didn't like the smell of chlorine. I want my hot pools to absolutely pong of chlorine. I want the smell of that bleach to be so strong it sears the inside of my nostrils.

That's the only way I'm relaxing in the hot pool. I want my pubic hair to be white when I come out. It's Friday and it's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

A weekly battle to see who knows the music the best. Who is it? Was it a question or was it the statement? It's always a question. The game is the question. The result is the answer. Oh, Unagi.

What? Unagi. Sunday. We guess the songs as quickly as we can. Claude runs the game. Hi, Producer Claude. Hi, Claude. Your microphone's not working.

Do we have a theme for today's One Second Song Challenge? We do indeed. There she is. Today's theme is songs that mention other artists in the song. Oh. So not collabs,

but in the song they talk about somebody else. Maybe a diss track. Yeah, rappers do this a lot, don't they? Yeah. Sometimes they mention them without mentioning them, you know? Yeah. Like in a roundabout way, because they don't want to get too... Like when Taylor Swift wrote

Style. Yeah. A lot about Harry Styles in there. Okay, well let's do this thing. Alright, Claude, when you're ready. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. Your name is your buzzer. I need the full title of the song and the artist. Got it.

Okay, good luck. Here's your first song. Brie. Whoa, Brie. Is it, oh, Sorry Justin Bieber? No, it's not. Took a stab. Clint?

Definitely not that one. How are you going to get that off that? I couldn't even barely hear it. You're the one who buzzed in. Well, I had a guess. Or else I would never get one. Is it a chain smokers and closer? Yeah.

Well done. This is rigged, this game. Can I have an extra point if I know who they mention? No, we just played it. We just said Blink-182. Even I would get that. All right, just one point then. Cool, all right, let's do another one.

Yeah, one point to Clint. Here's your next one. Clint right. Just one point then. Cool. All right. Let's do another one. One point to Clint. Here's your next one. Clint. Oh. Great. That is Miley Cyrus, Party in the USA. You got it. And Jay-Z's song for love.

And Jay-Z's song for love. She also mentions Britney. Yeah. You guys are going for the double points today. Jay-Z. Is that it? Jay-Z and Britney. Jay-Z and Britney.

You know, fun fact, that song was written by Jessie J and those artists' names were different when she wrote it. Oh. Oh, she would have mentioned some British ones, eh? She would have been like, and an Elton John song was on. And a Beatles song was on. Yeah.

That's exactly how it went. Okay, we're one apiece. Here we go. It's your next song. Brie. Brie. She hasn't got it. But she does this.

She does. She just buzzes in so that I can't buzz in. No, because I literally don't have a chance unless I do it. I'm going to say Black Eyed Peas by Humps. Mm-mm. Oh, uh-oh. Was it Black Eyed Peas? It was very close.

Was it? Oh, see? I feel like you know it. Black Eyed Peas, Don't Funk With My Heart. Yeah, uh-uh. It was very close. What was that? Oh, see? Clint, I feel like you know it. Black Eyed Peas don't funk with my heart. Yeah, you got it. I was close, though. Oh, Whitney. Whitney Houston.

Yeah, they do, too. And Bobby. We don't talk about him, but... No one does. R.I.P. Okay, that's two points to Clint, one point to Brie. And here is your... Brie.

Here's your next song. She's not kidding, though, is she? She's not kidding. It's serious, isn't it? Okay. Brie. Brie. Bow now.

Bow now. Weird song choice, by the way. It's a bit niche. It's Backstreet Boys. Backstreet's back? No. How am I so wrong? It's very far away.

Oh, no, wait. Let me try and get it. Okay, all right. Come on. All you people can't you see? Is that the song? No. Is that not it?

That sounds very... It's Bon Jovi. Yeah, it is. Oh, it is too. But I don't know the name of the Bon Jovi song because I hate Bon Jovi. Oh, no, wait. Bon Jovi. If you guys work together, I'll give you both a point.

You sing a song for the broken hearted. Why did I think it was the Backstreet Boys? Actually, the beginning sounds quite similar. It sounds like. Bow, bow, bow now. Bow now, bow now. Bon Jovi, what is that song? What's the song called?

It's called It's My Life. What a banger. And it mentions Frank Sinatra. Does it? Yeah. Oh, like Frankie said I did it my way. Yeah. God, 36 years I've never known what that lyric was.

I thought Frankie said relax. That's another one. Have I won or is that? Yeah, no, you won ages ago. Oh, okay. I'll allow it. Is Bon Jovi a Friday jam? Are you going to play this?

Are you going to play it? It's your funeral. Are you guys ready to feel bad about yourselves? Uh, no. For a Friday, let's do it. Wasn't on my list of things to do today. Well, you know, sometimes I think it's good to self-reflect. And this is a good self-reflection task.

Okay. I have seen this online. I've figured it out on my own Uber app. Right. But I've found out a way to find out how many times Uber drivers have given you a one-star rating. Oh. Yeah. times uber drivers have given you a one star rating oh yeah i know i don't have a perfect record because i don't have five no i don't have an average of five no one does it's very rare well i mean some people do if they've caught one uber yeah but you know if you're catching ubers quite

a lot um it's very hard to have i can't think of one trip i can't think of one can you just one just one trip yeah i can just think of one where i I can think of one trip. Can you? Just one? Just one trip? Yeah, I can just think of one where I would have got a one. Okay. Well, this is a way that anyone with the Uber app can do this. If the producers want to play along, they can also find out how many one-star ratings they've had on Uber. Or maybe they don't want to.

It's up to you guys. But this is how to do it. So if you open up your Uber app and you click on Account. Down the bottom? Down the bottom on the right you then scroll down and you click on settings got it and then you'll uh scroll down again and click on privacy oh yep okay just found that got it producers are you following along absolutely perfect and once you're in, you can click on the thing that says Privacy Centre. Okay, got it. Yep.

So click on that. It should take a second to load. Yeah, mine's loading up. Okay, I've got it. Okay, once you've done that, you click on, so it says, would you like to see a summary of how you use Uber? Can I click no? Click see summary.

See summary. Yeah. And then that'll take you through. And then you need to scroll all the way down. Whoa, I've taken 474 Uber rides. Dang. That's quite a lot. Yeah.

Click down to the box that says ratings and click view my ratings. I don't know if I want to. Wait, where's ratings? Oh, wow. View my ratings. And then if you scroll down, it'll give you a full breakdown of how many five stars you've got. Four stars, three stars, two stars, one star.

Oh, this is awful. Right. Let's go around the room and divulge how many one star ratings we've had. As a collective group. Let's start with Claudia. Yeah, let's start with Claudia. She sounds the most upset. Let's start with Claudia.

All right, Claude, how many one star ratings have you got from Uber drivers? a collective group. Let's start with Claudia. Yeah, let's start with Claudia. She sounds the most upset. Let's start with Claudia. Alright, Claude, how many one-star ratings have you got from Uber drivers? Only one. But that's one too many. I know that's one too many for you. I don't deserve one. How many rides have you taken? It was 121. 121? Not heaps, I guess. So your average is one

in every 121? Yeah. That's not bad. I've never had a one-star ride, in my opinion. Less than 1% of your rides are one-star. That's not. She's so offended. They could have bumped it. They could have accidentally bumped the scale. I think unless something goes wrong, it should be a five-star.

And I've never had anything go wrong. Didn't have a little bump. All right, this is for you to process in your own time, Chloe. Let's go to Ella. All right, Ella. Who I don't believe will have taken as many. Love it. Let's go to Ella. All right, Ella. Who I don't believe will have taken as many Uber rides as us. Well, she's not as old as us. No.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm 20. Okay, Ella, how many Uber rides are we talking about? 153. Oh, more than Claudia. More than me. Yep.

And how many one-star ratings? One. One as well. One too many. I'm with Claudia. Sorry, we're boring. We're good good people it's just me and you then just you and i okay i want it noted that mine is from 470 uber rides okay i've been on okay i've been on four times as many uber rides as those two okay i've taken 412 rides 412 rides so we're around the same we're in the

same okay why can we say it at the same time okay okay you versus me how many one-star rides three i'm a bad passenger you're a bad passenger six that's so bad. That's so many. I've got four two stars. What have you done? I don't have any two stars. Six one stars. Oh, my gosh. I've got two two stars.

Guys. Four two stars. No. Three three stars. What have you done? Sixteen four stars. And 395 stars. What do I mean?

395. That's the number to focus on. That's a lot of hoovers. That's six people who had a terrible time with you. Maybe he fell asleep in the Uber on the way home. That doesn't deserve a one star. Did you do any VOMs in the taxi? I've never done a VOM in the taxi.

Neither. You know what I put it down to? You're a stinky boy. No. I put it down to riding with drunk friends. Oh, me too. You know when you're like, me too.

Blame it on others. And they don't behave themselves because it's not their Uber account. Yeah, and then the person whose Uber account it is is always like, guys, this is my Uber rating. Damn, I need to sort my shit out. I'm going to need to get some deodorant. Bree and Clint. That is the end of the show, family.

Have you seen that new feature on Instagram going around and it brings up a memory on your stories. On Instagram? Yeah. Nah. So today, my memory is from 2018. Oh, yeah. And it's here at the ZM office.

Yeah. And it brings it up on your story feed. I haven't got that yet. Yeah. And then can you choose to share it or not? I think so, yeah. Yeah. And it just reminds you, hey, back on the 2nd of March in 2018,

this is what you were doing. Yeah, Mima B. Hey, did you know four years ago you had a real shit haircut? Yeah, stuff like that. Hey, did you know in 2018 you were five kilos heavier than you are now? Just a reminder. I was too. Were you?

Yeah. I gave blood the other day, and it turns out I haven't given blood since 2018. And they're like, is this still your address? No. Is this still your name? Yeah. Is this still your weight? No.

I'm five kgs lighter than that now. You're like, how dare you? Yeah. Do I look like I'm that weight? And then I ate the free biscuits they give you after giving blood. Put it all back on. I might need to change that form. Have a great weekend, everybody.

If you're going to Lourdes, rip it up. Her show is incredible. She is incredible. You're going to really enjoy that. I can't wait. I'm fizzing for it. And just be safe. Hopefully we get some sun.

Maybe get a weekend that resembles summer slightly. How good would a weekend that resembles summer at the beginning of autumn be? Yeah, great. I'll take it. That's what we deserve bye everyone see you next week bye guys

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