ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd March 2026

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brean Clint, the podcast. ZDem's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC. I do it. Zedem's Brie and Clint. I'll talk yet. Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Breanne Clint Show. Gidea go, it's good to be back.

Sorry, had a wedding I needed to attend yesterday. Breeze back from her Monday wedding. We all put bets on how dusty you would be. And we want your health rating out of 10. So 10 means you're feeling great. One means you're feeling like dog Tucker. I'd say it's a solid six and a half. Six and a half?

Yeah. She's a come up. I'm on the up. Yeah, I'm on the up. But I'm sure during the show, I will be on the down as well. Think about a Monday wedding is you can't do the day after barbecue, can you? No. Yeah.

Where everyone debriefs. The day after barbecue. It's great. It's great for the Sunday Scaries the day after barbecue, too, because everyone's like, man, you were awesome last night. And you're like, oh, a few. I'm sure there's some people. I thought I was awful.

There's some people that were at the wedding yesterday that never want to see those people again, ever. And this is why you've got to have the Sunday barbecue. The things I saw. Hey, this afternoon, we will give you the chance to eat rave love at 4 o'clock. Our first Paris nomination yesterday. Oh, really? First person who chose Paris.

Because no one is choosing Paris or Berlin. She was married and it's obviously Paris for love. Okay. And I said, who would you take with you? And she goes, probably my husband. So you can choose eat in Italy, rave in Germany or love in France at 4 o'clock today if you can get through. That is up to you guys. Right now on the show, we're going to do Trady versus Lady.

Yes, like always, 50 bucks up for grabs. And if you want to play, call now, oh, 800 dials at it. We'll play next. Ladies, way ahead. Way out in front. Eight. Eight ahead. Brian Clint, Z.M. Play Zidem's Brie and Clint.

This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Yes, welcome to Trady versus Lady, where we do keep score for the year. The Trades are sitting on 11 wins. The ladies out in front on 19. They're running away with it. The lady today, our lady, is calling from Wellington. She's 13 and she broke her arm in netball last year. Welcome to the show, Eva.

Hi, Eva. We have a game on our show where we guess what position if people say they're netball players. Yeah, and I'm going to go broken arm. I reckon she was wing attack. I reckon she was on the sprint. On the attack. And she went over and she's braced herself with the arm. Okay. What do you think? I'm going to say similar vibe, but I'm going to go centre. Yeah, same thing. Eva? Wow, you're actually both right because I swap between both. No way! I play Leigh and Centre.

God we're good. We're netball whisperers. Yeah, we are. You, Eva, the centre slash wing attack are taking on our tradie from Auckland. He's 23 and he's Forklift certified, baby! Let's go! Welcome to the show, Lucas. Hey, Lucas.

Hi there. How high can your Forklift go, Lucas? I think like five metres, safely, that is. Are you driving a crown? No, but we practiced on a crown. Yeah, there's nothing like a crown. Yeah, that's the one. Picking it up and putting it down.

Yeah. Cool, I got the reference. Anyway, Lucas, your buzz is Trady. Eva, your buzzers lady. First of three, correct answers, gets the 50 bucks cash. Here we go, guys. Best of luck. Question number one.

What instrument is used to look at the stars? Lady. Yes, Eva. Telescope. It is a telescope. Well done. You're on the board with one. Question number two. A tab poll is a baby what?

Trady. Ladies. Yes, Lucas. Baby frog. It is a baby frog. I hope they release a song to follow up Baby Shark. Baby frog would be cute. Baby frog do-do-do-do-do.

There's one shit joke each so far in Trady versus Lady. Now we're even. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I reckon this. Yes, Eva? Is it right any stairs? No.

With a shot, Eva. Lucas? Is it Keshire? It is Keshire. One of the headliners at Electric Ave on the weekend. I reckon that song was the same age as Eva. Yeah, poor Eva. She was like, never heard this trash before you guys.

No, that's one of Ketch's other songs. Oh, yeah, true. You should look that up, Eva. That is a banger. All right. Trades, one to the ladies. You need this one, Eva, to keep yourself in it. Question number four, what is nine times six? Oh, God.

Lucas? 52. Ooh, dangerously close. Eva? 9 times six. 48. 48, good guess. You were close as well. 54 was the answer.

We move on to question five. Which actor did the voice of the Poe, the Panda? animated film Kung Fu Panda. Trady. Lucas? Jack Black. He's got it. Trades needed that victory, Lucas.

You've come through when it matters. You get 50 bucks cash from KFC. Congratulations. Congrats. Awesome, thank you. Eva, you did a great job. You did a fantastic job. Call back and play again, okay, Eva.

Yeah. Sweet. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. My heart's beating so fast right now. Secret break. Secret break, guys. We're all on edge because we don't know what the secret is. Yeah, hopefully it lives up to the hype.

You know how we do these things where you're like, oh, I've got a secret and then you're like, oh, is that it? It's probably going to be that situation. I'm literally on the verge of here. Listen to her going through the roller coaster of emotions and she hasn't even said anything yet. Come on. Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. No, it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. Oh, I do you know. I think the best way, how I pictured this is I got a photo of something on the weekend. and I'm going to send you guys the photo all at the same time. Right, okay. And we're going to hear your live reaction to said photo.

All right. What do we think? Okay, has everyone got the group chat open? Yeah. Okay. I'm scared. You're not me nervous. Hold on.

And sending. Oh! Ah! I've only seen the thumbnails. I already know what it is. Don't say it. She has to say it. Don't say it. She has to say it.

Over the weekend. Brooks just seen it. Brooks just seen it. She's just, yeah. Oh, I'm going to get emotional. Over the weekend, I asked my beautiful partner, Sophia, to marry me. And guys, you wouldn't believe it. She said yes.

Yes. Ellis, stopping. I'm not stopping. Hey. Oh, please. Thank you. Pull your eyes out. Congratulations, Bree.

Thank you guys. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Ella, anything you'd like to say? I'm so happy for you. I know you've wanted this for a very long time. Thank you, Ella. You popped the question. I knew she was never going to.

But she asked multiple times she wanted. These are great pictures. Are we going to post these pictures? Yeah, we can post them, yeah. But yeah, it was very, very special. and it was low key and you'll notice that we're in our exercise gear and that's because I just wanted it to be a genuine surprise and so nothing was staged, it was all, and she was very shocked.

Where did you do this? You're on a cliff somewhere. Yeah, it's in her favourite place in the whole world, which is ha hae. Did you go to hae on the weekend? Did you do this on the weekend? Yes. This was on Sunday. Oh, yeah, you did go away.

Yeah, so on Sunday afternoon. Went up the... So you did this. Yes. I know where you are. On Sunday. Yep. And then you came back and you went to the wedding yesterday.

But we kept it a secret. I was just about to ask. Did people at the wedding find out before us? No, no, no, no. Okay, good. You guys are the... Well, other than family, other than family, you guys are the first. Wait, have you told your mother?

Yes, she knows, yeah. Oh, I'll accept that one. Because I was about to go, we've got to call your mum and tell her. No, Mama Dino, she was very excited. Oh my gosh! Yeah, I don't... I'm just full of emotion. I never thought that I would be here.

And I'm just, yeah, it's such a special feeling when you know you found the person that you want to be with forever. And, yeah, and I got to have that moment with my partner who I love very much. So I'm very excited. When you know, you know, right? Yeah, and I've known for a long time. And I know from doing this too,

even when you're pretty sure you know what they're going to say like you. Because if you're in a strong relationship, you know how each other feel. God, you're still so nervous. I was packing at, eh? I was absolutely crapping my decks when I did this. I felt super calm, like in the lead-up, like all day, like in the days leading up. But then as soon as we were there standing on the edge of this cliff,

yeah, I just had all of this, like, nervous energy. But thank God she still said yes. Where did you keep the ring? Oh, guys. You're hard and active, so get this. I'm an idiot, so I've had the ring for like six months because I designed the ring and got it made. And I've had it and I kept it inside a sock in my sock drawer.

And she borrows my socks all the time. I'm so lucky she didn't find her. You are not going to believe this. Is that where you get yours? That's exactly where I kept mine. And then when we flew, because we went to Hawks Bay to do it, and when we flew there, I put the socks into. inside my jacket pocket.

I was still so nervous. I didn't think about the fact that if she saw a bunch of socks in there. Yeah, she'd be like, why have you got socks in your jacket? Anyway, it's not about me, it's about you. And that is phenomenal.

There are so many happy texts coming through from people at the moment. Don't worry, Ella, people are bawling their eyes out in the car as well. Oh, hey, hey, hey, I just know, you've wanted that for so long. Oh, you deserve the world. That's so exciting.

Thank you guys. If you missed it and you've just tuned in and you're like, what is going on? This is not a joke, by the way. This is not a joke. Bree just announced she's getting another dog That is Brinclent

If you missed the big news before Boy, did you miss the big news We're engaged And by we I mean Brea and her partner Yeah And this is, it's not a joke It's not a drill Yeah, over the weekend

I got down on one knee Full Hollywood style And propose to my partner And thank God she said yes It's such great news It's such happy news there are so many great texts coming through on this as well. And one astute person has picked up on the fact that back when you told us that you were getting a whole head of foils,

I believe it was actually Ella who said, oh my God, are you getting engaged? Shut up. And then I said, you are having an engagement photo shoot. And you said, I am not. And then last week you come in with the head of foils. And then this weekend, you get engaged. So is this a chicken and egg situation? Were we right or did you go?

Actually, that would be a great time to do it. Do we convince you? I think it was a massive coincidence. This has been a long time coming. I've been planning this. The proposal or the foils? Yeah, what came first? The proposal came first.

And then I just so happened to be like, I'm going to get my hair done. But they're not connected. Sure. It's okay to admit it if it is. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. Guys, it's been a huge fortnight of announcements and big reveals for you. What the hell are you going to do next week?

Jeez, what can I cook up? Face tattoo. Face tattoo. It's got to be. Yeah. Or double nipple piercing. Hey, that's cool, too. Yeah. Either all.

You could incorporate that into the wedding dress like Chaparone did at the Grammys. Oh my God, you get a wedding dress. Wedding, so what are you going to? Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to make you all fight it out to see who gets to come to the wedding. Wait, only one spot or two spot? Two spots, I reckon. Two's very funny.

Two would And one messes out Two will tear this team at home We can do a hundred metre race It'll be me and Clinton Oh my one you can go How much No

Bree is just kidding Everybody who listens to this show Is invited to the wedding As long as you make a $250 donation Oh my God That's why last week Bree wanted us to do

How much goes in the wishing well At the wedding It's not connected I feel like Russell Crow in a beautiful mind. It's all starting to make sense. This is what Taylor Swift must feel like, being like Easter eggs and everything. You guys are idiots.

This is why I did not tell you guys. What? We have the wedding at Spark Arena. We have the wedding at Spark Arena. Everybody's invited. We don't know Spark Arena. Eden Park. Eden Park.

Come on. Big screen. Yeah. You leave it. Hey, you leave it to us. Yeah, we've got you. We'll get dance monkey girl. to sing you down the aisle.

You love her. Tom's and I can sing you down the aisle. Tom's an eye to sing you down the aisle. I am going to have a con... Here comes the bride. Here comes the bride. Guys, this is meant to be a nice sentimental moment. I'm going to have a contract written up

that you guys cannot touch any plans to do with the wedding. Oh, I'm so excited. You guys better be all on your best behavior. Like I said, there's only two spots available. There's three of you. I'm crashing this bitch where I'm invited. or not. I saw a post today that said,

what's something that shouldn't feel embarrassing, but somehow it really is. I love these. Yeah. Because I feel like most human beings, we share this same feeling. Like, it's just... It's a normal thing.

A normal thing that all of us feel. Yeah, yeah. Certain things are embarrassing. You don't even know why they're embarrassing. For example, buying an extra large pack of toilet paper. You know? Going through the supermarket. and you don't have the delicate six-pack or even the long rolls,

you've got the bulk by 24-pack of toilet paper. I just need bulk toilet paper. Everyone needs toilet paper, but for some reason it's embarrassing. Yep, we're all doing it. One of my favourite comments from the post was, what's something that shouldn't feel embarrassing, but somehow really is, and someone wrote everything. That's good.

Which is good, too, yeah. That is good. That we could go around the room and share something that we find embarrassing, even though it's perfectly normal. Brie. Happened to me recently. Was in a public setting in a quiet room. And my stomach did this noise.

Yeah. Yeah. Why is it so embarrassing? Because people don't know if you're hungry or you've got the runs. I think any bodily function to hear anyone else's bodily functions is embarrassing. I was so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed. Claudia, what's something that shouldn't be?

embarrassing but it actually is. Mine happened to me recently too. I was at a concert, it was still daytime and I popped out for a drink, came back and couldn't find my group and so I was just standing there like, I think they can't see me but I can't see them and everyone thinks I'm here by myself. I saw you. I thought I was embarrassed for you.

Did they look as scared as I felt? Claudia needs one of those doff sticks just for herself and it just says Claudia with an arrow pointing down. They can come to me. Ella, what is it for you? Yeah, I got heaps. but one of them is walking in the rain without rain gear

and everyone's driving past going this nerd. She's just getting wet. No umbrella. No umbrella. No jacket. No rain shoes. Yeah, that is embarrassing. Nerd.

I put down when you're using the toilet and someone knocks on the door. Oh. I hate that. You have to let them know that you're there. What do you say? What do you say with something? Hold on ready?

Yeah, yeah. So someone, you're in the toilet doing your business. Hello. Why are you saying hello like that? That's kind of like an inviting hello. No, no, no, it's an urgent hello. Okay, what do you say? Okay, hold it.

I'm doing a shit in here. No, you do not. Doing a stinky winky. Someone's in here. Like panicked. Some more from the post. The question was, what's something that shouldn't feel embarrassing

but somehow really is? Someone catching you doing a home workout? Oh my God. The times my brothers walked in on me doing push-ups are some of the most embarrassing. And they roast you so. hard for it. It's embarrassing. Leaving a shop without buying

anything. Oh my gosh, I did that in the weekend. Why is it so embarrassing? I don't know, but I can't. And then you think they... It should be embarrassing for you, for not having anything that I want to buy. The amount of things that I've panic bought. Yeah. Like last week when I left it last

minute to get something, like to get an outfit, the amount of times I had to walk of shame out of a shop when I didn't find anything. I was like, I'm so embarrassed. It's not you, it's me. But you know what's even worse when the person helps you into the change room and you're in there. And they check on you.

And they go, how are you going in there? No, they're really specific. They're like, how's those pants? Yeah, we're bad, thank you. How are we with sizes? And as if I'm going to say, I need the bigger one. I feel like the Michelin Man. Like, no one's going to answer honestly. What is something

that shouldn't feel embarrassing but somehow is, I love this one. When you pay for something with cash and then you hold up the line putting the change back into your wallet. Oh, yeah. And you've got to fold up your little receipt and put it into your wallet. And everyone's behind you and they're like, you know paywave exists, say.

It's getting worse too because it's less and less common. Yeah. So when it does happen, people are like, oh, here we go. Here we go. That little walk to the car when someone's picking you up. You're the passenger. You're the passenger. They're waiting for you outside and it's like a 10 metre walk and you've got your little backpack

and you have to walk over. Why do you always run? I always run. It's not like a real run, it's like a half run. It's like a, you know, it's kind of like a gallop almost. And one more. This one's perfect for you at the moment, Bree. The question was, what's something that shouldn't feel embarrassing,

but somehow is walking into work for the first time after getting a new haircut. I've never felt anything so deeply. Just know. We're all embarrassed about everything. All the time. All the time. Z&M's Breed and Clint podcast.

I've got breaking coffee news. They've figured out a different type of milk. No, no more milks. No, we're done with milks. There's a Kiwi cafe in the news today for what I can... I reckon I can confidently say it's New Zealand's most expensive cup of coffee.

Really? Yeah, I don't think anyone's doing any more than this. This lies in the news, surely. Is that a gimmick? Like, is there gold leaf on top or something? Anything this. expensive. Has to be a gimmick.

Has to be a gimmick. It's working. We're talking about it. We're talking about it. Some YouTuber will go there with a GoPro on their forehead and be like, I've come all the way to New Zealand to try the world's most expensive cup of coffee. Remember last week we talked about the guy from flight coffee who said cups of coffee at a cafe should cost $10.50 if the cafe is going to survive. This absolutely craps all over that. It makes that look cheap.

Victor's Cafe in Nelson is currently selling a cup of limited edition, high-end, specialty brew, pour over coffee. God, any more adjectives they want to put in there? For $55 a cup. $55. How big is it? Is it a bucket? It's a bowl latte. No, it's not.

It's a regular coffee. Why is it so expensive? Cisbury, it's limited edition, high-end, specialty brew, poor. over coffee. Oh so it's not even like there's caviar in it or something. They said it's not a coffee, it's an experience. Oh.

Look, I don't want to... No, no, no. I don't want to crap on small business. Look, but I also don't want to be ripped off. Look, the lobster crayfish pie thing remember that thing? Yes. That was... How much was that? It was expensive. Claudia, can you search it? I think it was

in Hamna Springs. But I... But I... The pie? The lobster pie? But I'm on board with that because I know why it's expensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crayfish, how much, Claude? $50. Cheaper than the coffee. The crayfish pie's cheaper. Yeah. You know, and I know

where the money's going. It's going into the crayfish meat. Where is this? Would this be, though? Would this be the world's best hangover cure? $105 for the best pie and the most expensive coffee? Actually, we don't know it's the best pie. We just know it's the most expensive pie. Yeah.

It's so funny, you bought this up. I saw a clip of this woman from a TV show who was talking about how she's addicted to drinking coffee. Okay. And the clip where she talks about how many coffees she has a day, I think, do we have that audio cord? Yeah. Yeah.

Take a listen to how many coffees this woman's drinking. You think I drink too much coffee. How much coffee are you drinking? More than 10. More than 10 cups. Yeah, way more than 10. Way more than 10. Okay. I think I've had almost 100 cups of coffee a day. So you're just like drinking the coffee all day long? All day long.

100 cups, her poo would be hot lava. It would just be like... A hundred cups. I'm not drinking 100 cups of anything. No. It would be... It would be... It would be...

It would just be magma, spewing from her crevice. It'd be the Pokemon final evolution of something. Yeah. Final blution, more like it. Final ablution. Ten cups of New Zealand's most expensive coffee would cost her $550. You'd never survive. No, you'd never survive.

I don't know how a person survives 10 to 100 cups of coffee anyway. But to be honest, from the moment that lady opened her voice, I could have told you she was... You reckon? You think I drink too much coffee. Yes. You should see her in the clip too. She's like bouncing off the wall. She's like, yeah, yeah.

You think I drink too much coffee. Yes, and I think you smoke as well. Anyway, someone email our boss. It feels like a sitter of a video for us to go to Nelson and try the $55 coffee. I'm keen. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

And that pie too, please. The ZM Podcast Network. The tea live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Mr. Dean McCarthy is here with Goss about the Harry Styles Netflix collaboration. We were theorising what it might be yesterday, but you've got the actual tea, Dean. Oh, my goodness. This was so incredible.

his first concert on his tour is actually going to be filmed and shown on Netflix. So his first show, in only three years, actually, taking place this Friday in Manchester, England, filming it and it's going to stream on Sunday, March 8th. And what's cool about this is, I mean, he did perform the other day, so it's a Brit Awards. Like, we've seen him show, I think he performed one of his main new songs and he just some cool new outfits and all that kind of thing.

But this is going to be his first concert, and it's going to be streamed on Netflix. I was texting with one of his managers today, who I know and let me tell you the tickets sales for Harry's tour are so insane

like it's one of the most popular tours in recent times Harry's very excited he's energized his pumped no no shade but it's also one of the most expensive tours

of all time so I feel like this free Netflix concert that he's putting out is a little bit of giving something back to the fans you know because he's not bringing

the tour to New Zealand but he's not taking it to a lot of places. He's doing most of it at Madison Square Gardens. He's doing residency style instead of touring. So maybe filming and putting it up on Netflix for free is a little way of saying to the fans. Hey, I still got you. Or

Netflix paying him a heap of money and he goes, yeah, sure, you can have it. Oh yeah, that too, yeah. But let's just all just believe that Harry Stiles, great guy, which he is, put it up for free for everyone. I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is. Yeah. Oh, he is. His Zane Low interview comes out tomorrow.

Does it? all the press is starting to roll out. The album drops on Friday. They posted a teaser clip of his chat with Zane Lowe. I'd love to see that. Definitely going to watch that. Yeah, and that's the T with D. McCuddy. Do we know when it comes out, the Netflix, Doc O'Don?

Any word on that? Sunday. Sunday. I believe it'll be available to stream on Sunday, March 8. Sunday. That PR team? That's rapid. They're rolling things out. The shows on Friday, and it's going to be on Netflix on Sunday.

Yeah, that's wild. Wow. There you go. That's a T with D McCartney. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. The NRL is back. Finally, first game kicked off on the weekend. Yeah, that weird Vegas round.

Yeah, so it kind of doesn't feel like it has fully kicked off yet, but it has. And I'm excited. I don't know about you. Rugby League! This is Rugby League. I saw the Warriors just posted. They've sold out their first home game. Oh, really?

Yeah. Not surprised. I wanted to bring up the fact that I was talking to one of the girls that works here at the ZM office. I was talking to her a few weekends ago and we got to talking about NRL and the Warriors and she said, I'm pretty certain that my dad is the biggest Warriors fan to ever exist. Big call. And I was like, that's a huge call. Big call.

There was a lot of die-hard Warriors fans out there. Do you remember that guy who was? was on The Bachelorette, New Zealand. And he had so much Warriors memorabilia. And everything in his house was Warriors. His clock was Warriors. His Cups were Warriors. All of his clothes were Warriors.

He had like 50 Warriors, hats around the wall. Yeah, I reckon like Maddie's dad, because Maddie told me some facts about her dad, which I think, I think he would be in the running to be the biggest Warriors fan. hear me out, because I said to her, I was like, how was he the biggest Warriors fan? And she said, well, she believes that since the Warriors played their first ever game in the NRL, which I believe was in 1996. Correct. Her dad has only ever missed three home games.

So he has gone to every single home game that the Warriors have played. He's missed three home games in 30 years? Yes. Wow. Okay. That's what she believes. What did he miss games for? Yeah, I feel like...

I hope it's like birth of a child. It might have been? Death of a family member. Well, need to ask her. Yeah, we should ask her that. Because I did ask her and now I forget what she said. He might have been in hospital once. Hit by a car.

Yeah. Like it was real bad. Like it hasn't been real bad. Okay. And he is such a big fan of the Warriors. obviously going to the home games is a huge part of that, that he moved his whole family from, I don't know whereabouts they were living in Auckland,

but they bought a house close to the stadium. What? Just so they could attend Warriors games more easily. Well, if you're going to that many games, it's a big part of your life. Well, eventually you're going to save money because you're not able to pay for parking. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he can walk there now.

Like where they live now. Okay. And that was like the prerequisite. Okay. And I think she... That's a huge call to move your family based on where the Warriors play. It's an enormous call. Yeah.

I said he was... But Dad, what about my school? He's like, we'll get you another school. You'll find somewhere else. There's only one Mount Smart. And one Warriors. It's the one NZ Warriors. But Dad, what about all my friends?

You'll make new ones. You'll make new ones. You can be friends with Leka Halasima instead. And to a Vassasic. And then I believe she said that he has like every jersey ever... Oh, that's a lot of jerseys. Maybe I'm exaggerating on that point. The Warriors famously have too many jerseys.

Yeah. But the first two facts I know for certain are true. Okay. Well, yeah, he'd be in the running for it. If he's... The fact that he's only missed three games total... puts him in the pantheon of... How many home games?

Yeah. Do you reckon the Warriors have played? Oh, I wouldn't have a clue. There was that couple of years where they were stuck overseas for COVID. Oh, yeah. God, Maddie's dad would have been devastating. I wonder if he flew over for those.

No, you couldn't. Well, maybe he would have. Maybe he would have flown over and quarantined so that he could do a home season with the Warriors when they were based on the Central Coast. See, that's like next level stuff, eh? Yeah, yeah. Google doesn't really know.

I'd have to do some math on that one. But, I mean, obviously he'd buy a membership. Well, he makes all of us look like bandwagon no matter how long you've supported the Warriors. Yeah. Like a man like that, you just can't compete, can you? So it says he, typically, they play around 9 to 10 regular home season games, give or take.

Yeah, so he might have been to... So 1996. He might have been close to 350 games. God. That's crazy. He would have seen some real stinkers in that time too. And some great games, but some real stinkers as well. Okay, that's Maddie's dad, who we think could be the world's biggest one New Zealand Warriors fan. Yeah.

We want to talk to people who either think they're a bigger fan of the Warriors than him or just a bigger fan of something. Are you a huge fan of something? We need receipts. Are you a super fan? Have you travelled the world to watch this band play? Yeah. Do you own a piece of memorabilia that is worth an absolute fortune for this particular thing that you're obsessed with?

Yeah. What is the receipts that say you might be one of the biggest fans of this particular? It could be someone. It could be something. Oh, oh, oh. Do you follow them on Facebook? And do you have that top fan badge whenever you place a comment? Oh, that's good.

The NRL season kicked off for the 2026 season, which was over in Las Vegas, the first game, and we're pumped about it because we're huge Warriors fans. We're trying to go to the grand final again. If anyone's listening, we'd love to go again. It's our year. It is our year. It is our year.

It is our year. Rugby league! I was talking to one of the girls who works here in the office, and she said, I think my dad might be the biggest Warriors fan to ever exist. And I said, okay, what makes you say that? And she said, well, since the Warriors started back in 1996, he's only ever missed three of the home games ever.

Unbelievable. He moved his whole family closer to the Warriors Stadium, so it was easier to go to the games. That's Maddie, our friend. That's her dad. Yeah. Her dad needs to meet this person's mum, Joan. They texted and said, my mum, Joan, has had season tickets since 1995 the year that they started, 1996.

Oh. Not 1996. Thank you for pulling us up on that. Yeah, appreciate that. She turns 85 this year. She even paid her season membership when they were stuck in Aussie during COVID, and there were no home games. So she is a continual member since inception. Joan, that is a true stand.

That's, yeah, that's right. All right. Hey, that's a clap for John. Rename the Mad Butcher Lounge, the Joan Lounge. Yes. That's good. We want to know, it doesn't have to be The Warriors. What are you a super fan of?

Johnny's with us. Gidey, Johnny. Hi, Johnny. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. Thank you. What is it for you?

What are you a super fan of? And why? I've watched every All Blacks game live since 9094 as a 10-year-old. What? So you've never watched a replay. You've always watched every single All-Blacks game live. Yeah. I went as a 10-year-old to eat and part.

on the concrete terraces. When we lost to France, last time we lost to Eden Park, I was there as a 10-year-old in the grandstand and the concrete churises. Oh, my God. Wow.

Even when there was that awful coverage of it back in the Rugby World Cup, you know where it would buffer every two minutes? Yep. I've been through that. I have my first wedding. We played whales at 5 in the morning,

so all the groomsmen and I stayed up to watch it at 5 in the morning after the wedding. You're kidding. Wait, wait, wait, did you go, at least go back to your hotel room with your new wife for a little bit before coming down to watch the game at 5am? No, we had a, like, at home wedding, so we kind of partied, and then she went to bed, and we just kind of stayed up because it was like, well...

Johnny! She went to bed, aka you a new wife. That's good, Johnny, that's very good. Johnny's like, I tucked her in, and then me and the lads partied on. And guess what Johnny Wardo's wedding? All blacks. All blacks, tucks. All blacks.

Thanks, Johnny. We asked, what are you a super fan of it, and how do you pretext? prove it. Someone said, I have followed Billy Eilish on Instagram since before she became famous. Okay. I tattooed her logo on my leg myself. That's wild. And I have all of her perfumes. I want to know how good the tattoo is.

Me too. Like was it a portrait? Was it a colour portrait? Yep. And is it upside down? Or was it black and white realism? Yeah, you know if you're tattooing your own leg? True. If you do it this way and it's up the right way, once you stand up, Billy Eilis is going to be upside down. Yeah.

So you would have had to tattoo Billy Eilish. inverted on your leg yourself. Incredibly difficult. Incredibly difficult. Super fan, though. Super fan indeed. Someone else said, I'm a huge Kanye West fan, controversial.

I've bought many pairs of shoes that he makes, heaps of clothes. I have a portrait tattoo of him, and he even followed me back on Instagram until he unfollowed everyone. Jeez, having a Kanye West portrait tattoo is rough, eh? Like, look, do you regret it a little bit? You know?

I'm not saying you should stop listening to his music. Especially when he was in, like, you know, the real depths of darkness there for a bit. It would suck to get a tattoo of someone who then went massively off the rails. Like, I'm trying to think of an example of someone who was all good, all good, all good. Everyone loves them. And here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I think there's two different categories for celebrities, right? In terms of getting tattoos, there's your risky column. Yep. And it's a sure thing that these celebrities will never do anything that gets them cancelled. Like a Tom Hanks tattoo? Yeah.

Like there's two categories. There's two columns. Yeah, yeah. And the celebrities are either in this column or that column and there's no in between. I wonder if there's anyone on the... the planet that has a Tom Hanks tattoo. Of course there is.

Do you reckon? A Tom Hanks tattoo? Yeah. Yeah? Forest Gump. I guess you get a Forrest Gump tattoo. Yeah? Okay.

A Wilson tattoo? Like a little castaway, like mural? True. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's heaps of them.

Well, those people are going to have egg on their face when the Tom Hanks six tape leaks, aren't they? Oh, no. It's on the dark web at the moment. Not Tom. We thought we had Tom. at least. Raider's going to be pissed. Play ZDEM's

Bree and Clint. We're going to play Let's Get Classical next against our nemesis, producer Ella. Did we win last week? Yeah. I like how you don't even know but you just answer, yep. Oh no, we didn't because Ella two-hand spanked you,

didn't she? No, no, no, you spanked me with the tree, the fake plant in the studio. Oh, that's right. Ella got spanked with the bird of paradise. Yeah. That was a low lie in my life. I'm not going to lie.

Don't lie. Can we take a vote this week on whether spanking is involved in the result? Okay, slap on the face. No, we haven't voted yet. Oh, sorry. Are we voting just within the show? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Who votes no spanking this week? Me. Me. That's Kay. That was Claudia and Clint. Yeah. Who votes spanking?

Me. Me. It's fun. All right, we have to go to the text machine. First text in decides it. Are we spanking or not spanking? Yes or no. One text.

We're taking one text on 9-6-96. All right. Hold on a refresh. Is there spank? Is the loser getting spanked? And let's get classical. Yes. They said spank.

Thank you. People have spoken. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. Let's get classical. Brean and Clint's. Let's get classical. The game where we guess pop song. reimagined in classical style.

It's Bree and myself against the evil producer Ella. Well, hello. We must be taken down a few pegs if you know what I'm saying. That was my evil voice. Did you like it? Yeah, we got that. I was so scared. I'm warming up my hands for a little spanky spank.

I was like, what? Loser gets spanked by the winner. Yeah, loser gets spanked. Not me. Not me. You can if you want. I think if we lose today, we line up. We line up next to each other, our bum's next to each other,

and Ella does one big swipe across both. But the Birds of Paradise Plant is not in the studio. No, no, no more objects. He wants the hand. It's two BDSM. He wants a hand spank. Yeah, yeah, too. All right, Claudia's in charge, let's do this.

We've got to rename this, let's get spankical. Oh, let's get spanky call. No, this is the last spanking round. Yeah, I agree. All right. Like you said, these are pop songs reimagined in classical style. You just sent it buzz in with your name. I need the artist and the name of the song,

and the first team to two points takes home the win. All right. All right. Are you ready? Ready. Here's your first song. Ella. Ella.

I think it's Rihanna. It's not Rihanna. I'm not going to say the song title. Oh, same. Oh, Ella! Do you want a free guess or we'll jump back in? Quick guess is a good guess. Oh, I've got it.

I've got it. Bree. Is it Zendaya replay? No, no. It is. Not where I was going. That was a... Oh, my God.

Yeah, I want to be everywhere you want. Yeah, yeah, it was, wasn't it? Yeah. Did you be where you do. Do you everywhere to go. Did you have it, Ella? Yes. Oh, that was close.

Okay, one point for Bree and Clint, but we're all still in. Here is your second song. Oh, Ellen's gotten just before Ella, yes. It's Harry Styles. What's it called, though? Quickly. Three.

Satellite. No. That's what I was going to say to. Ella, this is your moment. Can I hear it? No, you can't. I'm having a mind blank. Hang on.

You've got to be quick, too. Do you have it? No. We keep going. They don't know it either. We go back to it. We go back to it. Yeah, we're all back in.

Clint. Clint. Go, go, go. Harry Stiles, late night talking. That's the one. It feels so good because that's Ella's artist. I'll go to the song now. No, go away, Bree.

I don't want to spank any more. Go get her, Bree. No! Go get her. No! Now you're in my life. Stand up. He's up.

Stand up. And over the... Bree's picked Ella up Fireman Carrie Style and spanked her over the shoulder. Rose, you chose Bree and Clint, and you were correct. You've scored yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Well done. Wicker, thank you. Oh, thanks for believing in us, Rose. I wouldn't let you on the big door. Well, that, guys. You're welcome. No, Rose was on the door. Oh, sorry, sorry.

Can wake up on the door, Rose? Yeah, let us on the door, Rose. That's a no. See? She's not letting anyone on there. No. Rose is very dog. She's a door hog.

It's a Brinklin. It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays we go looking for a haystack. Oh my God, it's almost like we have done this. 60 times? You'd be nearly spot on. 59 times. This is the 59th attempt. And it might be the 59th time we fail.

But we hold out hope. It is the hardest game in radio. And that's why it's never been won. You know, it's never been successful. Yes. We pick a random business and a random name. If somebody with that name answers our phone call, we have found a name in a haystack

and the person that answers the phone today, will win $2,950 cash. That's a lot of random cash for doing absolutely nothing. Is it bad that I kind of hope it doesn't go today? Because you want it to be the 3,000? Yeah, me too, kind of. I want to go to the $3,000 week. But beggars can't be choosers in this game.

No. We take a win where we can get a win. No, because if I are to fail this time, then we're, you know, yeah. You're right. You're right, it needs to go when it's ready to go. It does. And let's get the show on the road. Let's ask Claudia first.

Where will we be calling this afternoon? This week, and here's my rationale, right? I love a sweet treat in the afternoon. Yeah. Trying not to have a sweet treat in the afternoon. Right. So I've been thinking about my favorite sweet treat in the whole world, which is from a chocolate shop up in Kerry Carey,

the Macana Confection chocolate shop. And I can't stop thinking about it. So I figure if we call them and it's disappointing, then... What a boutique selection? Oh, so good. Yum. Yeah. Delicious.

What's the name of the place? Macana. Ella, who works at the Macana chocolate shop in Kerry, Kerry? I'm going from someone in the ZDM Network today, going from for Fletch. Fletch! Fletch! No, no, no, no, no, stop, no. No.

It's not a name. That is a name, bottom. It's such a name. Yeah, no, it is. Fletcher. I accept a card. It's just not his name. Can we, like,

Make it so Ellen never picks the name again? Oh my God, what's wrong with Fletch? Thank you for calling mechanic infections. Let's get Chet GPT to pick the name from now. That's a good idea. Hours in Bledon and Kerry Carey, press 1. No. Speak with someone in our Keri Coree store, press 2.

That's all we want, isn't it? Okay, good luck, everybody. We're looking for Fletch for our name in a haystack. Hail Mary. Mary would have been better. Or hail. That's so. Good after.

No, Mechanica, Fictions. Was you carry curious, speak on. Sam? Pam. Do you say that was Pam? Oh, Sam. Oh, Sam. Hi, Sam. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM Radio Station.

How are you? Hi, Sam. Oh, good. Thank you. How are you? Yeah, we're good. Sam. We play a game called Name and a Haystack

where we call random businesses and look for a special name to answer the phone. Have you heard it before? No. It's a long shot, but if your name was Fletch, you would have won $2,950 today, Sam. Oh, really? Oh, I changed, my name's Fletch.

If you want to legally get your name changed to Fletch, we'll give you the money, Sam. Hey, we've heard the chocolate's wonderful. Thank you for taking our call. Sorry, we can't give you the cash today, Sam. No, Rowie. Okay. See you, Sam. See you later.

Bye. Bye. Oh, I'm really shocked. That didn't work out. How hard would it have been to say Sam? I can do same next week You could have went with Haley You could have went with I mean

There's lots of names Surrey was more likely for a Vaughn to answer the line Could have went with Vaughn, could have went with Clint, could have went with Bree But no I kind of don't want it to go Ella, let me just preface this with This game is already

Hard enough And then you're throwing Like quite unique names in the mix Which we love that from you We love that I feel like Ella's trying to show us How many names she knows Yeah

Like you know when you learn a fan fancy words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We come back next week. She's like, I'm going with Zoran. Okay, sorry, guys. Well, I kind of didn't want it to go, and I've got my wish. Well, I'll make sure of that.

Next week, we go searching for a name in a haystack for $3,000. It's the one next week. Can you believe it? Z-N's Brinclent. We had quite an emotional 20 minutes of the show just before, and this text has come through, and it says, oh my God, guys, I came into your conversation halfway through and I burst into tears because I thought Bree was leaving the show.

And then I cried even harder when I heard she was actually engaged. Congratulations, Bree. That's really kind. There's so many lovely messages and I really appreciate it. I will pass it on to my partner as well. That means the world to us. Oh yeah, keep forgetting she's involved in this. Yeah, I mean, it was mainly me.

Should have brought her in. She should have like burst out of her. She doesn't like that. No, mine neither. Bring in Clance. All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16.

Who are we got up first? Sarah's up first. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, how are you doing? Hey, congratulations, Bree. Oh, thank you, Sarah. That's so kind of you.

Hey, not about me right now. It's about you. What is your birthday? 21st of January in 1975. All right. That means you were 16 in 19. In 1991 in Sarah, here's your birthday bang. Oh, great song.

Great song. It's a goodie, Sarah. Vanilla Ice. I would say vanilla ice is best song. It's definitely top five, yeah. Yeah. Are you into it, Sarah? Good throwback?

Yeah, love it. Very good. Good, wait there. We're going to do one for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks. How's your day being? Oh, not too bad. Congratulations, Brie. Oh, thanks, Amanda. You're so kind. Why does it make me emotional? Hey, Amanda, what's your birthday?

27th of December, 1968. All right, that means you were 16 in 1984, Amanda. And on that day in 84, this was number one. Oh, it's my wedding song. Yeah, right. Amanda, you're 16, and Madonna's Like a Virgin is the, number one song. What do you think about that as your birthday banger? I remember watching it when it played on top of the

pops in the UK. So that's pretty good. It would have been pretty controversial when it came out, wasn't it? Oh, it was definitely. Very scandalous. Very scandalous. That song is like the equivalent, or sorry, I Kissed a Girl is like the equivalent of that song. And then I think the more modern day one would be what? Like guess by Billy Elish. Whap? Wap. Yeah, Wap, definitely.

Anaconda by Nikki Minaj. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a few. We just keep getting further and further and further. Zoe's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Zoe. Hi, Zoe.

Hi, you guys. Congratulations, Bree. Oh, thanks, Zoe. I appreciate that. Hey, mate, what's your birthday? 13th of March, 1997. All right. That means you were 16 in 2013.

And Zoe, on that day, this was number one. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. And scream. Banger. Banger Will I Am and Britney Spears screaming shouts Oh now Now rocking wet

Will I am in Britney bitch What do you reckon Zoe I mean Britney Spears was the first CD I ever owned So it sounds about right Really? It's meant to be Yes the oops I did his again album Oh wow

That's a great album Okay wait there We're going to choose between Vanilla Ice Madonna And Will I Am with Brittany I like them all I like them all I'm voting for Zoe's Me too.

Yeah? Yeah. Can't go past. Brittany with an English accent. Zoe. You're the winner of birthday banger. Well done. Thank you.

Good on you, Zoe. Brian Clint from 2013. You're on Zidem. Bring the action. When you have us in the club. Z&M's Brian Clint podcast. Will I Am and Britney, bitch? Will I Am and Britney Spears scream and shout

as the winner of birthday banger today for Zoe? It was number one in March. 2013. What? Yeah, March 2013. Yeah. Sorry, I disappeared into my own brain for a second there. Wait, let's hold on.

Let me just try something. Yeah, it's long. There's nothing in there. Behind the scenes for you, Bree's in the process of putting up her engagement photos and she's trying to think of the caption to go with it. You are overthinking it. But you only get to do this post once.

I know. And you don't want a lame caption. So I thought maybe we could crowdsource the caption. What should Bree put as the caption for her engagement photos? So they're candid photos of you proposing to your now fiancé, Sapphire. Yes. I've got a few ideas. What did you say?

Marry her. I barely know her. Which I quite like that. What about no takebacks, rings are cured. Yeah. What about? What about, um... What about

to the moon and back? What about officially upgrading from us to forever? What about plot to us? She said yes. My whole world. What about? A ring has no end and neither does my love for you. That's nice.

I think I'll go with that. Yeah. Podcast Network. Bree and Cleans' small town. Big deal. We have been playing this game for a few weeks now with no success. Fun fact, you and I both from small towns, but who is the bigger deal from that small town?

Last week we called a Settle Shop. In Stamthorpe, Country Queensland, where Bree's from to see if they knew her. A good question for you. You're in Stanthorpe, aren't you? That's right, yep. Are you familiar with a local girl by the name of Bree Tomicel? Not initially when you say it.

Not initially, not ever. Bree was a bit upset that we didn't use her full name, Brianna. Which I think is more recognisable from my small town. Noted. Yeah. For me, still go with Clint. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Well, because of the rebrand. Yeah, don't dead name me. Okay. I no longer identify as Clinton. All right, well, it's your turn. We're going to call somewhere from the small town that you're from, Rotarua, and we're going to ask them, do you or have you ever known who Clint Roberts is? Who are we calling, Bree?

Well, I thought I do have this memory of you saying that you've been to a fair few dentists in Rotorua. Yeah. So I thought I'm going to give you the best shot, because I do know for a fact that they have the radio on normally at the dentist's office. They do, actually. So I thought we could call Lumino the Dentist Rotorua. Okay.

I've never been. but that doesn't mean it doesn't mean anything. Lumino, good afternoon, Georgie speaking. Is that Georgie, did you say? Yes. Hey Georgie, it's Bree here from ZM, the radio station. How are you?

Hi, and you? Yes, I'm well, thank you, Georgie. Hey, can you do me a quick favour? I just wanted to ask if you've ever heard of the person, Clint Roberts. Yes. Where have you heard of him? I don't know.

On the radio, I would say. Okay, so you have. heard of him. Mm-hmm. That's all I needed, Georgia. You've been a fantastic help. Okay. Thank you so much.

Bye. That counts. That count. We've got to give it to you. Yes. We've got to give it to you. The first point in small town, big deal. Hometown boy done good.

I mean, she didn't quite go, yes, I went to school with him or something like that. Oh, yes. I've seen the many things he's appeared on. She just goes, yeah. I'm going to take it. You got, we have to take her word. Yes. Her word is her bond and that is a big tech for you in small town big deal this week.

I'm big in teeth circles, that's why. Obviously. Yeah, yeah. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.