ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd May 2021

Episode Date: May 3, 2021

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Hey, what's going on, man? It's time for the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. My name's Clint. That's Brie over there. This is the Brie and Clint podcast. It's good to have you here. Trying a more relaxed style of intro for the podcast.

Now, I'll do it as how Joe Rogan starts his. Do you get too many emails? You need to try MailChimp. MailChimp is the best email thing ever. Get MailChimp. MailChimp is the best email thing ever. Get MailChimp. Do you need more protein in your life? I could do about 45 minutes of ads. That's how Joe Rogan starts his podcast, I mean.

Do you want more Fifty Shades in your life? Then get MailGimp. MailGimp is the leading ... Do you want more crustaceans? How many times do we have to remember That our mums listen to this podcast?

I mean, yeah, they wouldn't know what that is Do you need more seafood in your life? Get mail shrimp Not you though, Ben Shrimp is prawns, you're allergic to prawns Well, so we've heard Apparently I was going to make a limp joke.

Let's try it. No, let's not try it. Go on, make your joke. No, go on, Anastasia. No. No, go on. What was your joke? She meant something about stubbing your toe or hurting your foot.

Does that make your foot limp? No, it makes you limp. I was giving you an easy outheave. I've got a story for you guys. Got holes in your face? That's a face dimp. I should have stopped. Pool.

I should have stopped. Face dimp. What story have you got? This is from my local community Facebook page. I love these. Someone has posted, if you were the thief who pinched my milk off the table just as I was coming downstairs at the Crown Lynn place from building 10, then I suggest you either own up or buy me a new bottle of milk.

I heard you open the door to the staircase and saw a glimpse of you and yelled at you that that was my item and you just ran off. I was just coming to collect it as someone had delivered it to me since I can't walk due to having back pain because I am

pregnant and you made me quite upset. You don't mess with a pregnant lady's milk. Someone has commented on this post. No point crying over lost milk. That's the joke I was going to make and I was like, it doesn't fit. The person who posted it has come back and said, you obviously don't understand. So be off with you. You not so helpful comment

And from that point How old is this person? Not that old She's 28 weeks pregnant From that point She sounds like she's from the olden times The person has turned off commenting on the post Which is such a shame

Because I really feel like we were going to have a lot of fun With no point crying over lost milk Should we get to the bottom of it? Should we investigate it? There is an update She has updated it because she is the only person who can still comment Update Person has given me the milk back

That's good As they didn't realise someone had left it for me On the table And had only just got it seconds to someone putting it down and only just got to it seconds before someone putting it down and didn't realize oh fucking hell hang on person has given the milk back as they didn't realize someone had left it for me on the table and had just got it seconds to someone putting it down. And I didn't realise that stuff you leave on a table

was free for the taking. Ben, Ben. No, just... Yeah, it got a bit long. What do you mean it got a bit long? Oh, there's 18 comments here. I thought there was only one comment. We don't care.

We don't care. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's a $3 bottle of milk. And yes, I get it, you're pregnant and you're upset. But stop putting all your issues on Facebook. It was $3. Do you remember that really funny comment on my community's page? And I was like, this is the best thing I've ever seen. About the lemons?

No, it was a woman and she was like, to the person who stole the money out of my letterbox, you have now cost me my weekly marijuana as my dealer comes by, takes the money and leaves my stash.

They were like, now I've got all these cookies and no way to enjoy them. Fuck you. That's what they said. Fuck you. That was very funny. Community pages, man. You have to be in them.

But at the same time, it's terrifying to know what sort of community you're a part of. You go, oh, my God, I am these people. And this milk woman, I am her. She is my brethren. Do you live next door to her? Well, essentially, we live in the same burb. Imagine if you lived next And this milk woman, I am her. She is my brethren. Do you live next door to her? Well, essentially, we live in the same burb. Imagine if you lived next door to milk woman. Should we track her down?

We should get her on the show. No, I know where she lives because she said where the milk was stolen from. I don't live next to her. Do you guys know that story about, I can't remember what suburb it is, but a certain suburb, and I've followed this on the community page, where a certain time every night, late at night, they'll drive through the streets and play Celine Dion. Yes.

Is it out near where Ross Boss lives? Yes, it is. Isn't it? Isn't it in the paper? Yeah. They've been trying to catch them for years. They have PA speakers mounted on the outside of their car. It's really piercingly

loud and they do it at like four in the morning and they drive around playing i will always love you no um my heart will go on is it my heart will go on it's celine dion i think it's like an obscure celine dion song too yeah what why are you doing that there's a kind of satisfaction that some people get from that. And they'll never get, like, notoriety for it unless they get arrested. I mean, it's kind of cool. Imagine if it was you. I mean, super annoying.

Stop doing it. But imagine if it was you and then you see all, like, these people trying to catch this, like, neighborhood Celine Dion place. That's where you would get your thrills from. Yeah. It's pretty funny. I mean, I appreciate the joke. It's like the joy a serial killer gets from watching the police trying to track them down and always knowing that you're

one step ahead of the police. Way to make it dark. Well, it is. It's the same kind of thing. I mean, Celine Dion and murdering people. You're living outside the law. Do you know? Don't know.

Can you imagine that person when their alarm goes off at three in the morning? And they're like, do you reckon they wake up and they're like, oh. Oh, not today. Not again. Or do they wake up and they. No, I'm on a streak. I'm on a streak.

I need to keep going. Someone's going to find you. Someone's going to camp outside and find you. Imagine if they listen to this podcast. Can you please come on our show? You can be anonymous. Yeah. Imagine if we found them.

If it's you, give us your, message us and we'll give you Ross Boss' address. Oh, yeah. And you can go and do a parkour. That would be good. Actually, maybe we should just do that ourselves outside Ross Boss' house. Should we? Yeah. I mean, that's not a bad idea.

Ross posts in the Facebook group for his community. To the person who's playing Celine Dion. What's an artist Ross really hates? Wait, didn't he stop us From playing Celine Dion On Birthday Banger That time He's a fun sponge

He's He hates a lot of What was one of the ones That really annoyed him The one that you guys Had to push him Out of the studio for No that was

Whitney Houston Cotton Eyed Joe He hated that Yeah Hated it What else does he hate He hates a lot of things Unless it's Taylor Swift

I was going to mention before I got Tidal Remember I was telling you guys I got Tidal The streaming app And I just wanted to say The sound quality How much do you pay for it?

Not important I'm going to Google it right now Okay I got the bill the other day Because I've been on a promo I pretended that I was a student and I was getting three months free. And then it just expired. You know when you sign up for something like that and then it expires

and you go, oh shit, they got me. I expected to cancel before then. What the hell? You're an idiot. How much does it say? It says so there's a standard service fee. You need a monthly one. And then there's a standard service fee. And then there's the

premium service fee. Which one are you on? Well there's no point getting the standard one because you might as well get Spotify. Premium is what you get for the sound quality. So you're on premium. It's $20 a month! Oh that's way lower than I thought. Oh I need to get on that deal because I'm not paying $20

a month. When was this from? Oh, wait. Sorry. This was from 2015. It would have went up by now. It's $30. It's $30 a month. $30 a month?

But. I pay less for my Disney Plus, Netflix, Neon. I get all of those for what you're getting. You get all of those? No, I pay for some of them. Do you? Oh, no, I don't play for Netflix anymore because I use my partner's. So you could maybe get Tidal.

Oh, yeah. Maybe you could. Why would I get Tidal when I have Spotify? Because the sound quality is way better. So do you have really good headphones to listen to it on? No. No, that's a good point. If anyone has a pyramid scheme, Clint is the perfect person to market it to.

He will fall for anything. No, the speakers in my car are quite good. The speakers in my car are quite good. It's a big waste of money. And your Audi. $30. And your brand new Audi. God, imagine how much your drive homes are now costing you. You. And your Audi. $30. And your brand new Audi. God, imagine how much your drive homes are now costing you.

You're in your Audi. You're listening to Tidal. You're paying for premium diesel. Oh, that sort of thing. No, diesel's cheap. No, he's saving all that money stealing people's milk. Yeah, that's John. It all comes back around.

Well done. That was a full circle moment. Tidal can go get stuffed. Yeah. It's got an ugly logo. What a joke. What's the logo on it? That one John. It all comes back around. Well done. That was a full circle moment. Nah, Tidal can go get stuffed. Yeah. It's got an ugly logo. What a joke. What's the logo on it? That one there.

Actually, are we on Tidal? Is our podcast on Tidal? I'll tell you, actually. Hey, maybe you're listening to us on Tidal right now. Tidal is so Gen Z. Tidal is Gen Z. No, Gen Z is too smart. Gen Z.

Oh, I thought you were going to say Gen Z is too smart to have title Chunzi I don't think we are Chuji Chuji Chuji Chuji Chuji

Do they have podcasts on title? Chuji Chuji Title is definitely Chuji They do have podcasts If we're on title then you have to endorse it bro I feel like If we're on title I'll pay for a yearly endorse it, bro. I feel like... If we're on Tidal, I'll pay for a yearly subscription.

That's a big call. I wouldn't be doing it. It's $30 a month, Ben. But I know we're not. I've searched Bree and Clint. The closest I've got is Clint, Breeze and The Groove. Yeah, Tidal. You know what?

I'd go listen to them instead. They don't talk about milk. What made you want to get Tidal? Sound quality. What do you mean, sound quality? He likes free trials. The free trial is a big part of it, yeah. He has all these different email addresses.

So I would give away all my secrets, okay? Don't you have to have different credit cards, though? Nah. Really? Nah, same credit cards. I usually just get the free trial and then I go straight to my Apple area where I just delete it. I literally just, there's one person at work who I'm loving off. I still use. The updated has over New Year's, all the passwords sent me the full list on New Year's Day. Whoa. Yep. Very nice person. Is that person looking to hook up with you? Is this Spotify? No, no, the person is not interested in women. Wait, who are you? Because the person I use for Spotify is not interested in women.

Does their name start with C? No. They sit in that studio? Oh, no, mine's a different person. Damn, that's a free lunch. Does he have title? Because I'm looking to save some money. Anyway, if you love Tidal, can you post in the podcast group?

I need some. Where are my Tidal people at? I'm looking to get a community. People will probably start messaging about Tidal, the washing soap before they do it. Tide. Tide pods. Tide pods.

Why do people eat those? Can someone explain the joke? It was a joke and it got taken too seriously Oh so there wasn't like a thing Like there wasn't like a special thing that happened Nah it was a meme And I don't think anyone actually ate them See that wasn't us

That wasn't millennials Producer Anastasia did you take part in that? Or was it us? Was it us? It was young, I don't know Could have been us I'm not a gen Z Did you take part in that? Or was it us? Was it us? It was young. I don't know. Could have been us. Could have been us.

I'm not a Gen Z. Here you are. Anyway, got to go. The old Billie Eilish album isn't going to listen to itself on title. I love how Clint rolls in. He's like, oh, listen to the Billie Eilish album. And then we were all kind of like looking around and we were like how did you get that it's not out yet Jesus what year are you living in

I love how I listened to the Billie Eilish album the day the old album the day that her new music came out and I like not on purpose I don't know I don't know I wanted to hear that song um fart me out when you've had enough by the way

when are we getting new Lord is my real question when are we getting new Clint That song, Fart Me Out When You've Had Enough, by the way. When are we getting new Lord is my real question. When are we getting new Clint? A new Clint? Yeah. Or did you say a new Clint? Mate, you're not taking advantage of the one you've got, so you can't have a new Clint until you've finished your old one. Are you saying Clint or Clit?

What's the song? What's your question, Matt? Oh, When the Party's Over by Billie Eilish. Listen to that sound quality. Ben, you know what to do. Perfect.

Have a great night, everybody. You're welcome, everyone. See you guys later. You're welcome. Billy, play us out. If you've got good speakers, this must be sounding fucking good right now. No, it's not. My ears hurt.

What time is it? Three o'clock. Bang on three o'clock, eh? Ben, you were meant to come and get us when the show started. Oh, yeah. It's a Monday. This is Ben's fault. If anything, this is Ben's fault. We're very close to three. It's only 20 past.

Yeah, 20 past. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think people start on time on a Monday? Well, we don't. Of course they don't. Yeah, we've literally started our job on time for like three years in a row. Cut us some slack.

Hey. All right. That's so true. Cut us some slack. We are always bang on time about time we had a tardy. Yeah, not once has anybody said, hey guys, great work on showing up on time. Yeah, where's the acknowledgement?

Yeah, I bet you miss us now, don't you? We are here and everything's on track. So if you would like to win $50 with Tradie vs Lady, you can call us right now. That's right, a trivia-based quiz. If you think you got the chops, give us a call. 0800 dials at M. And don't take it out on Ben, okay?

He's learned his lesson. It's not always his fault. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Alright, another week. Another game of Tradie versus Lady. So far the score this year, 35 wins to the Ladies

and 27 to the Tradies. A good week of clawing it back for the tradies last week. Is it going to happen again this week? Libby's here. She's a lady and she's from Tauranga and she's currently pregante. Hello Libby. How many weeks?

Oh, what am I? I'm 16 a week. Oh, lovely. Good stuff. Good stuff. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He is 31. He's from Nelson. And he's third in... Oh, it's a she. Woohoo.

She was third in a female triathlon when... Oh, no. It says when he was nine. What? What's going on? Jessie. I think he came third in a female triathlon when he was nine. Is that it, Jessie?

Quite confusing. Sure did. What were you doing in a female triathlon when he was nine. Is that it, Jesse? Quite confusing. Sure did. What were you doing in a female triathlon? I wasn't. We all went off at the same time because I was so quick being one of the males. I was slow being a male, but quick being a female. And they said you came third.

So you were dead last in the men's and third in the females. Pretty much. Right, gotcha. Okay, we're just waiting on our lady to come back on. Her line has dropped out. Libby, are you still with us? I'm here. I don't know much. Right, gotcha. Okay, we're just waiting on our lady to come back on. Her line has dropped out. Libby, are you still with us? I'm here. I don't know why I'm in.

Very good. Libby, your buzzer is lady. Jessie, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct questions takes home $50 cash. Are you sure we didn't do this first question last week? We did.

It doesn't matter. We didn't do it to these two. It doesn't matter. Question number one, guys. When applying makeup, generally, would you put on foundation or primer first? Lady. Yes, Libby.

Primer. That's correct. Jessie, I would have thought you got that one because you came third in the ladies' triathlon. Yeah, that washed off in the water. Fair enough, Jessie. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Trady. Jesse. Jesse. They're the same. That's right. Trick question. Trick question. They both weigh a ton.

Question number three. One apiece. I'm flying, Jack, is a quote from which famous film? Trady. Yes, Jesse. Titanic. Titanic is right. You're a big fan, Jesse. Titanic. Titanic is right. You're a big fan, Jesse.

Oh, well and truly. Such a great film. He likes the scene in the water because of the triathlon. He's like, I've got to swim to shore. I could have rode that big door in on a wave all the way through. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. The twin singing duo, the Veronicas, are from which country?

Lady. Yes? Libby. Yes, Libby. America? No. Jessie, for the win, do you know? I would have said England. Guys, they're Australian. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's right. They're from bloody Brisbane. They're on the coat of arms. Oh, God. One's on the back of the emu and the other one's in the pouch of the kangaroo. They're actually on our $10 note. Yeah, Lisa and Jess. Okay, we're all still all tied up?

No, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, you can still win the game here, Jessie. Question number five. Tristan Thompson, Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy, has been accused of yet another cheating scandal. What professional sport does he play? Tradey.

Yes, Jesse, for the win. I'm having a guess, American football. That's a great guess, but no. Libby, do you know? Oh, I don't know. I'm going to take a stab in the dust and say basketball. Basketball is right. Does he play for the Timberwolves?

No idea. All right, we're all good? Does he play for the Timberwolves? No idea. All right, we're all tied up. This is for the win. Here we go. Question number six. What time does the Bree and Clint show start? Lady. Libby for the win.

Three o'clock. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I mean, normally it starts at... Normally it starts at... Not today. Yeah. But Libby...

$3.20. $3.20. $4.20. Libby, you picked up $50. Nice work. Oh, thanks, guys. Back to the triathlon circuit. Jesse, sorry, mate.

All good. All good. Bree and Clint. A whakatane man is now the proud owner of New Zealand's latest celebrity tattoo. The man with the tattoo has chosen to remain anonymous, but the tattoo is out there. The tattoo artist took a photo and it's been released. And the tattoo artist's name is Rich Nielsen.

And he did the tattoo for free. Why? He posted on his social media, who wants a free tattoo? I want to do a portrait. Best suggestion gets a free tattoo. Oh, no. Which is always a good idea.

Free tattoos, always a good idea. So he took submissions. And the winning submission was a tattoo of Patrick Gower. Paddy Gower. I was going to say Brian Tarmachy. Oh, yeah, that was right up there as well. Or the guy that got hit in the face by that dilly. Oh, Stephen Joyce.

Yeah. Just a picture. Joycey on his own. No. Joycey with a dilly right in the face. I would get that tattoo. Would you? Can we lift that audio?

No, no, no. You can see the tattoo there. It's a picture of Patrick Gower's full face with the quote written above it. Campaign between James and Phoebe really heating up now. Thanks. This is the f***ing news. And now that's

on his body forever. I mean, it does look like him. The likeness is fantastic. He's done a great job. I always wonder with these things too, like does Patrick Gower have any ownership of that? Because it's his face. Like are we talking about NFTs?

Does he have a claim to this tattoo? Should the tattoo artist have paid him some money? An NFT of his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It took two hours to do the tattoo and it is palm-sized and it's on his leg. So it's a pretty big picture of Patrick Gower's face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It took two hours to do the tattoo and it is palm sized and it's on his leg. So it's a pretty big picture of Patrick Gower's face. Pretty decent

tattoo. Yeah. We want to ask this afternoon, do you have a tattoo that you regret? Yes. Not that this guy regrets this tattoo. Like I'm sure that he loves this tattoo. No, he will never regret that. You'll never regret a Patrick Gower, this is the FN News tattoo. I mean, that's obviously a tattoo that has a lot of meaning.

Well thought out. You know, well thought out. Yeah. And just has a great story behind it. Totally. You'll never regret a tattoo like that. But do you have one that you regret? You do.

Yeah. Your Taylor Swift tattoo. It's not a Taylor Swift tattoo. You do. To be honest, I think like actual tattoos don't agree with me well. Why? Because they just don't heal that good. Oh.

It's because I've been... Have you got a stretched out one? No. Shut up. I do not. They're on my ankles. Oh, how do you stretch those out? For God's sake, shut up. We want to know this afternoon, what's your tattoo that you regret? Call us, tell us, text us, 0800DARLSATM

or you can text 9696. You can stay anonymous if you need to, if your parents don't know about your tattoo. But no, we've all got regrets, or ragrets should I say. Tattoo regrets, call us now. We're talking about tattoo regrets. A man in Whangarei

has got Patrick Gower's face tattooed on his leg. And he doesn't regret it. Actually, he said he loves it and he said his wife loves it. He said that his wife has said that he should get more celebrities' faces tattooed on his leg. He should get Judith Collins on the other shin. Yes. Or the other calf. Saying, Talofa.

Yeah. It'd be great. Yeah, get that on there. Moment in history. Yeah, yeah, that'd be good. So he doesn't regret that. That's not the reason we're doing this. Just for fun, we're asking, what's the tattoo that you regret?

If you're willing to talk about it, we'd love to have you on. Cameron's here. Hi. G'day, Cam. Hello. Go on, tell us, Cam. What's the tattoo you regret? So me and my best friend at the time, we got arrested at the same time,

and then we decided to get a tattoo of our matching arrest date. And so we're no longer friends, but I'm still just putting around with my arrest date tattooed on me. Wow. Why was that a date that you wanted to relive for the rest of your life? Honestly, I couldn't tell you. Now, anytime someone asks, I just kind of laugh and walk away. I'm like, oh. Is it appropriate to ask what you got arrested for? Oh, yes, yeah. No, it was just something so petty with her ex-boyfriend.

Public urination? Oh, no. Could have been close to, though. Gosh. Right, okay. Oh, well, memento, right, Cam? Hey. I mean, you could have picked another date,

like any one of your family members' birthdays or, you know. Pick your incarceration date. Let's talk to Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's the tattoo that you got that you regret?

Well, I was feeling a little bit homesick being away from Canada for about eight years, and I decided to get a maple leaf on my ankle. Lovely. Yeah, but it doesn't look like a maple leaf. My mum was slightly horrified. It kind of looks like the devil's lettuce. The hoochie cooch. The 420 blazer. Yes, I'm a very proud Canadian, but I'm not that proud to be putting that on my ankle. I was going to say, that's legal in Canada. It's kind of the same thing, isn't it?

Oh, Megan, were you devastated when the referendum didn't go through? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well. You've already got the tattoo. She could have got underneath. I've already got the tattoo, and having to explain it is mortifying. I'm on round four of the tattoo. She could have got underneath. I already got the tattoo. And having to explain it is mortifying. So I'm on round four of the tattoo removal.

Oh, you are? Oh, it's coming off. It's coming off, but yeah, it's still pretty strong. I have at least six more to go. You know when they're lasering it off because it does burn because it's a laser? It's like a blowtorch. Yeah, is there any smoke that you get high from with it? No, unfortunately not.

Damn it. Finally, Anonymous, what's a tattoo that you regret? Hi, I have this tattoo on my hip, my best friend's name. We were friends for about 11 years and a few months later, unintentionally stole their boyfriend. You, ooh.

What do you mean? We ended up getting married, so I was rolling around with his ex's name on my head. Oh. So you're married to your ex-best friend's partner and you have her name tattooed on your body? Yep. Oh, that's such a weird situation, Anonymous. Can you imagine?

So it's not even him that has his ex's name tattooed. It's you that's got his ex's name tattooed on you. Did she get your name tattooed on her? No. So I was living out of the country at the time and moved back and surprised her because I hadn't seen her for a few years. Oh, you surprised her all right. Anonymous, this might be too personal of a question to ask

and this might make or break the whole situation, but where's the name tattooed? My hip. That's all I needed to know, Anonymous. Very good. Thank you. Thank you. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The biggest thing on the internet today is Billie Eilish's Vogue cover shoot. And here to tell us all about it is Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. It is a new look for her new sound. It is fabulous and flawless.

Go and check out Billie Eilish on the cover of British Pride. Let me take a think of you and describe the cover. First of all, she's got her new blonde, platinum blonde hair, which is so beautiful and kind of getting like Marilyn Monroe vibes. Then she's in this like gold, beige gold corset. It's like an Alexander McQueen, you know, Gucci, everything. It's fabulous, right? She's got like silk drapes all over her.

It's a totally different look for Billie Eilish. If you've ever seen her on the red carpet, it's always a hoodie and a trench coat and baggy clothes. I don't think we've ever really seen the outline. I don't think we've ever seen any of her body. It's always covered up with these big Gucci trench coats and stuff like that. This is a

totally new look for her, totally new sound. So coming out in July, it's her new album called, I'm just going to blank on it, Happier Life or something like that. Anyway, coming out in July. Yeah, yeah, with a sneak peek going around the internet, but the full album drops in July. So I think that she's rocking a new look for her new sound.

Do you think off this, because it's very, you're right, it's very Marilyn Monroe, it's very Christina Aguilera, Candyman. Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson. Do you guys think she's going full on pop with the album? Because her stuff has always been tinged with quite some dark undertones in that. Do you think this is her going full pop style?

I think she's always been unapologetically herself, and I think she's done what she wants to do, which is she hasn't shown off her body and done the typical kind of pop star route. And I think she's such a great example for young people, especially young females who might not have the confidence in their body or the way that they look. And she's a great example of how to do it and how to own it. And she's on the cover of Vogue and she's like,

this is me and I will show my body when I want to show it. Can I ask you a question as an uneducated male? Is that a wig? Do we think that's a wig? No, I think that's her hair. You think that's her real hair? Yeah. Is that her real hair, Dean?

I think so, yeah. Wow. It looks like her real hair. Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm pretty sure she wore a wig to the Grammys covering that hair. So she wore a black and green wig. Man, she must have needed some deep conditioning to get that green hair dye out.

Or the black. What about the black? The black and the green, yeah. Go and check it out. It's live now on Billie Eilish's Instagram page. Stunning. And on the Vogue page as well. That's our Hollywood correspondent. Live out of Los Angeles, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. The old saying once a cheater, always a cheater.

Do you think that's true? No. I think people can change. Yeah, I do too. But I think there is sometimes a little bit of truth to it. For some people. For some people. Some people.

Yeah. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Yeah. Yeah, okay, I think it can be true. It can be true and unfortunately in the case of Tristan Thompson, Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy, it is true. And so is their kid. Nice.

That's very true. That's so true. So what? So true. Funnier the second time. Yeah, way funnier when you have to explain it too. Yeah, that's true. No, no, okay.

So obviously this story has been going on for a long time and there was the first allegations when he got caught kissing a woman in a club when she was pregnant and that all came out. And then he got done again when he hooked up with one of the long family friends, Jordan Woods of the Kardashians. And then he also hooked up another time. Anyway, there's multiple times. The dude's got a track record.

He's got a track record. And unfortunately, another cheating allegation has come out. No, surely not. No, surely not. No, surely not. Surely not. Model and influencer Sydney Chase is her name. And recently on a podcast that she does, she said this. In this interview, I did disclose personal information about Tristan,

which I do apologise for. However, me answering the question about our past relations, that is true. We did have past relations. I then found out that he was in a relationship and I ended things. Right. So she's claiming she hooked up with him

but didn't know that he was with Khloe Kardashian? So since all of the other cheating stuff, Khloe and Tristan got back together, then we saw that they were engaged by the looks of it and then this girl is claiming that she had a somewhat fling with Tristan Thompson from December or November till January. This might be a bold statement, but she looks quite a lot like Khloe Kardashian.

I mean, he hooks up with a lot of really attractive women. Yeah, but this one, she looks like she resembles Khloe Kardashian. Yeah, she does. And I always find that so interesting in cheating situations where it resembles the partner so much. It's just a weird phenomenon. You and I were talking about this. Do you think there's a defence for him where he can go,

babe, I thought it was you? Probably not. Oh, babe. Oh, no. Oh, I thought you were Chloe. Oh. My bad. My bad.

But you and I were talking about this off air and we were both kind of in the mindset of if you want to do that stuff, if you want to hook up with, you know, whoever you want and do all those things, you're a basketball player, whatever, then don't be in a relationship. If you want to be a big stud riding around the world, hooking up with Instagram babes. Why drag someone along into that?

And they want to do it too. They want to hook up with you. Go fill your boots. Yeah. Fill your boots. Just don't have a partner. Why? Just break up.

Because you know what? It'll make the Instagram babe situation easier because you won't have to hide it. Yeah. Like you can just post on your Instagram story, hey, babes, keen, you know? Yeah, because that's what people post. I don't know how it works.

That's what people post. You know what I mean though? Yeah. He can get Tinder. I mean, just, I don't understand why he's trying to carry on with this. Maybe it's because of his daughter, their daughter. Yeah. Maybe it's for her. And maybe he thinks it's what he wants. Either way, he's trying to carry on with this. Maybe it's because of his daughter, their daughter. Maybe it's for her. And maybe he thinks it's what he wants.

Either way, he's not being fair to his partner. And cheaters are never being fair to their partner in these situations. So it sucks. But Khloe Kardashian is in the position that a lot of people have been in before. She's very rich. She's very rich, yep. No. Who's been in that position?

Not me. I mean she's been in a position where she's taken the cheater back and he's cheated again. She's taken him back a few times. And he's cheated again. And again and again. And she's taken the cheater back and he's cheated again. It's relatable. It happens. It's not your fault. But we want to know

this afternoon, how many times did they cheat on you and you still took them back? Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you would like. If you'd like to. Yeah. Or you can name yourself. If that would feel good.

And talk about it. Have a vent if you want. Totally. Or maybe you're still with them and it all worked out. Oh, 800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Cheaters be cheaters. At least that's the hypothesis

that we're trying to prove or disprove this afternoon, right? Yeah, how many times did they cheat and how many times did you take them back? Tristan, Tristan, Tristan Thomas, Khloe Kardashian. Tristan Thompson. Gosh, goddammit.

Because it's a TT and a KK. Yeah. That's what's really getting me. She's cheated on him again. No, he's cheated on her. You know what you're doing. This is like the fourth. He's a serial cheater.

He is. Yeah. And she continues, she's taken him back a few times and they have ups and downs and then, oh, look out, he's done it again. I'm in shock. Can you relate? We want to know how many times they cheated on you and you still took them back. It's a pretty raw subject, but some people are willing to talk on it. The first person wants to remain anonymous

and that's fine. Hello, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What happened to you? How many times? Five times. That you know of? Yeah, that I know of, yeah, definitely. He or she, by the way? He. Right, okay. Don. He or she, by the way? He. Right, okay. Don't look at me, Brie, like that was an obvious answer, okay?

Just saying, it's the odds. It's the law of averages. Did you know about, so each time he cheated, did you know and did you take him back five times? So I was real suspicious the first couple of times I didn didn't know. And then I found out through his friends. And now he's married to one of the ladies he cheated on me with. Right. So how many times did you take him back in total?

About five times. Whoa. And what was like the nail in the coffin for you, Anonymous? What was like, I'm done here, I'm out? He had sworn that he would be loyal from now on. And he promised. He got on his knees and cried. I was like, okay, that's alright. And then he did it again and I found out through his mate. What's your advice to Khloe Kardashian if she's listening right now? What would you say to her if you could? If they cheat once, they're going to cheat again.

Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. Let's talk to Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was your situation? How many times did they cheat? About eight times. Eight times? Yeah, it was a bit of a sticky situation.

I bet it was. Eight different people? Yes, eight different people and probably a handful online as well. Can I just say, how do you get eight people? I struggle getting one. Like how does someone have a partner and then also manages to find eight people to cheat on you with? Sounds exhausting. Did you take them back eight times?

Is that eight forgivenesses from you? Yes. We broke up twice, but I did go back because there were children as well. Fair enough. It's kind of a... It's like you said, a sticky situation. And Crystal, for you, is that the main reason you took them back? Yes.

Yes. Yeah. But no, the final straw came and I woke up one day after hearing something else and I was just like, that's it, I'm done. Good. And it's been five years, and I couldn't be happier. Good for you. Yes, girl.

That's important. Love that. And thank you for sharing with us. Kat's here last. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hey. This is terrifying because these things tend to build,

and we just had eight. So, Kat, how many times did they cheat on you? I would say about 80 for a seven-year relationship. 80 times? It was with my best friend as well. Kat! And you took them back how many times? Well, it was seven years, so...

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over. How did you figure out that it was 80 times that they cheated? Over and over and over and over and over and over and over. How did you figure out that it was 80 times that they cheated? Because it was every second weekend, he just wouldn't be at home. And then, like, people started telling me where he went, and I was like, oh. That's a whole other relationship. That's so shit.

That's not an accident. Kat, can I just say, you obviously chose a dog. I did. What a bloody dog. Yeah, you bet on the wrong horse, pal. I'm glad you're out of that situation now, though, and thank you for sharing it with us. What? 80 times?

Again, where do you find the time? What we can take out of this spree is that Khloe Kardashian will appreciate the advice. We'll send this to her. She'll be better. Oh, she listens, mate. She gets the podcast. She gets the podcast.

She's a big on it. Brie and Clint. It's time to play the real or fake name game game. What's their name? What's their name? His real name

ain't some shady real or fake name baby. What is their real name? Alright. Pretty simple. We just don't have a name for it. Nah. It's a name game.

You know the game. Famous name game name. You've got to guess whether the names that you're given are celebrities' real names or if that's a stage name that they're using. A pseudonym, if you will. We play as teams. Bree, you'll hear her first.

Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hello. You can choose your team. Are you on Team Clint or Team Bree? I think we should put the Brees together. I think so too. I love the few double Brees.

All right, the Brees are teamed up. And Julia, you're on my team, okay? Sounded like double Ds. Yeah. That's the joke, Anastasia. Hey, Julia, welcome to the game. Hello. All right, Anastasia. Hey, Julia, welcome to the game. Hello. All right, Anastasia, you can give us the rules.

So basically, you're just guessing if it's their real name or their fake name. I just want to have a wee note today. We've got a celebrity with one name, but if that's their real first name, that's how it works. Got it. It's not their real first name. Got it. Remember, there are time pressures on the game now. Five-second timer, that's how it works. Got it. Right. If that's not their real first name. Got it. Remember, there are time pressures on the game now. Five-second timer.

Let's kick it off. Who's going first, Anastasia? All right. Clint, we'll start with you and Julia. Let's go, Julia. Julia, if you know the answer, yell it out, okay? Don't wait to discuss it with me. Just yell it out if you're confident, okay?

Okay. Awesome. So celebrity number one is Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway. Real. It's too vanilla to be a... What? What?

Quick. I think that... Real or fake? You've got to lock it in. Real. I couldn't... I think it's fake. Oh, Julia.

Okay. Okay. I think I've seen it in the interview, but I'm not sure. We're out of time. Okay. You're way out of time. Cool. So the last word I heard was fake from Julia,

so we're going to go with that. Yeah. And unfortunately, that is not her real name. Oh, Julia. Wait, wait. It's not her real name, but she said fake. Sorry, sorry. It is her real name.

It is her real name. I'm so sorry. Wait, so Anne Hathaway is her real name, Clint? Yes, yeah. You know, we tried to simplify this game. This is meant to be the simplified version. We got it. It's her real name. We don't get a point. Let's talking about. You know, we tried to simplify this game. You know, this is meant to be the simplified version. We got it. It's a real name. We don't get a point.

Let's move on. All right, Bree. Let's try and make it a bit cleaner than that. If you know it, yell it out, all right? All righty. All right, come on. Celebrity number two for the two Bree's is Kanye West. Kanye West.

It's got to be fake, Bree. What do you think? I was going to say true, but I can see how you think it's a fake. Fake. Fake. Kanye West is his true thing. Fake. Fake. Kanye West is his real name. What? Shit.

What's he really? Shit. Okay. And the thing is that Brie always goes with her teammates. I do. Yeah, his name is Kanye. His name is Kanye. Damn, Brie, I should have listened to you.

Okay, Julia, we're going into this one as a team, okay? Awesome. Just be really confident. If you're going to go for it, just please let me know how confident you are. I won't say anything until I listened to you. Okay, Julia, we're going into this one as a team, okay? Awesome. Just be really confident. If you're going to go for it, just please let me know how confident you are. I won't say anything until I hear from you. This is real. I have a lot of confidence.

Okay. Yeah, me too, to be honest. Celebrity number three is Robert Downey Jr. All right. Maybe Real. Yeah, Maybe Real. Locking in Real. Locking in Maybe Real. That is correct. His real name is Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, Maybe Real. Locking in Real. Locking in Maybe Real.

That is correct. His real name is Robyn. Yes, Julia. Get that confidence back up. Well done. It's back. We're back on. We're back.

I love how relaxed Julia's voice sounds. Even if she's like panicked, she's like, we're back on, girl. Suck on that, Breeze. Yeah, suck on that. It's redemption time for the two Brits. Yeah, redemption time. Come on, Bree. Come on, Bree. Suck on that, Bree. Yeah, suck on that. It's redemption time for the two Brits. Yeah, redemption time. Come on, Bree. Come on, Bree.

I'm trusting you. Your fourth celebrity is Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt. Bree, what do you think? True. Real. Okay, real. I think, yeah.

Lock it in. Real. Emily Blunt is her real name. Yes, Bray! Yeah. All right, we're sitting at a point each. Her dad invented

Blunt umbrellas. Okay, that is not real. Thank you for that, Clive. All right, so here we're at tie-break. This is our last celebrity. Julia, Julia, this is how we're going

to do it, okay? Let them buzz in and let them get it wrong, okay? That's our strategy. This is what we're going to do. We agree? Okay. If you think you know the answer, yell out your team name, either Brie or Clint. Celebrity number five is...

Brie, just yell out our team name, which is Brie, okay? Okay. Celebrity number five is Beyonce. Brie. Brie, it's real, isn't it? Beyonce Knowles is her real name. Yeah. I'm pretty positive Brie. Yeah, same. Lock it in, real name.

Beyonce is her real name. Damn, our strategy went out the window there, Julia. Sorry, fellas. The Brie's have it this afternoon. Congratulations, Brie on the phone. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Thank you. It was teamwork. That was fun, that game. Julia, are you upset? No, I'm not upset at all. Slightly, I do love past days Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime

a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous It's not for everyone I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea but you, I reckon, will love it

Gone By lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. You know, one of my favourite things about doing radio is when you can pull off a surprise. Right. And I've got a surprise for you this afternoon. Oh, do you?

Yes. All right. I'm pretty excited about this. I'm a little bit nervous. No one on radio enjoys a surprise because it usually involves like a midget stripper walking in or like a waxologist coming in. We've evolved.

Have we? Because you waxed my nostrils like six months ago. Exactly. That's six months ago. Right. We've evolved. You'll like this one. And to be honest, I'm hoping everyone listening is going to love this.

Sure. Because there's a massive song that's been playing on ZM for the last however many weeks. Yeah. And, of course, it's the Friday song. Oh, yeah, we love the Friday song. It's a banger. It's a banger.

It's a banger. Yeah, I love it. We were saying just on Friday, we were saying the song feels better on a Friday. It does. You're exactly right. And on Friday, we were saying this song feels better on a Friday. It does. You're exactly right. And what else have we said about that song? Shouldn't get played on days other than a Friday.

As much as we enjoy it, doesn't feel right playing it on a non-Friday. I feel like I have fixed that problem. Oh, no. I feel like I've fixed it because obviously, you know, it's Friday. That's the song that needs to be played on Friday. Did you guys know about this? You know, it's Monday today.

So Clint. You sure you want to do this? This is your last chance. Mate, I'm pretty excited. Okay, all right. Yep. So we've got a little hook here. So we've changed out some of the words. I've been

in the producer's booth, the production booth with Al who's very talented. He's very talented, yeah. You know how talented he is. He does Friday Okie. He's amazing. Don't hold that against him. Yeah, don't. But this is a little snippet of what I'm calling

the Monday song. This here? This one? Okay, here we go. You ready? Yeah. We want that weekday. It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what?

It's Monday again. We want that weekday. It's Monday again. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and there's weekday on the way. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and me. And this week they on a wave Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday And this week they on a wave Why do you sound good here?

I don't know. Why don't you sound good when we re-originally sing? Auto-tune. Yeah. It's amazing. But you know what, Clint? I thought we could take this to the next level. Yeah.

Because, you know, who cares? It's the chorus. What are we going to do with that? Well, I don't know. We've re-recorded the entire song to fit for a Monday. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that 30-second snippet.

And we're going to play it right now. No. On this radio show. Really? Because you've said on this show we need a Monday version, so I am giving this to you, Clinton Roberts, the Monday song. It's Monday again, then Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again, then Tuesday, Wednesday, what?

It's Monday again. Does this sustain a whole song? I guess we're about to find out. Yeah, let's go. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again, again, again, again, what? I thought the hands of time would change me. And I'll be over this by now.

Yeah. It's been too long since we got crazy. I'm lucky spinning out. I'm counting down to Monday. I'm counting down to Monday. No, I'm all in my bag, that's clutch Feeling it, feeling it, feeling it Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

Endless weekday on the way, yeah It's Monday again It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what?

This could be bad for for me Cause I want more Wanna feel the bass Vibrating through the floor So keep it playing I'm on a wave And I'ma ride it all the way When it comes like We one day we take We want that weekday We want that weekday

We want that weekday It's Monday again, it's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again, it's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again, it's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, endless weekday on the wave. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, endless weekday on the wave.

Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, endless weekday on the wave. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, endless weekday onday on the way. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and there's weekday on the way. We want that weekday. Holy crap. Weekday again. Mate, I feel like we're on to a winner. Weekday again. The Monday song slaps.

Weekday again. Look at that. That makes Monday better. It actually does. Why has Monday never had a positive song written about it? Thank God it's Monday. The Monday song. I think we get this out into the world.

I think we're going to have a hit. We should offer this to every radio station. We should say, hey, this is like a peace offering. Listen up, other stations. We know we're usually at war with you. Your listeners would enjoy the Monday song. Here you go. Here's the Monday song.

Here's the Monday song. It makes everyone feel good. You can text us on 9696. Do you want a Tuesday version? No, no, no, no. That's far enough. Did you love the Monday version so much that you want a Tuesday version?

There is such thing as too much of a good thing. No way. Like there is quitting while you're ahead. If you missed it before, we just debuted the Monday song. This thing is too much of a good thing. No way. Like there is... Is there? There is quitting while you're ahead. If you missed it before, we just debuted the Monday song. I think it absolutely slaps just as good as the Friday one. You know the Friday song. Well, this is Bree's Monday song.

And I said we should offer this up as a peace offering to other radio stations, extend the olive branch and say, this makes Monday better. Would you guys like the Monday song? And just before I go any further, are you willing to share this with other stations? Absolutely. That's what it's about. Glad to hear it because we've had our first station reach out and get in contact with us. Anthony has called up. Hello, Anthony.

G'day, Tony. Hey, kia ora. Kia ora. What radio station do you represent? Rokawa FM in Tokoroa. Oh, lovely. Rokawa FM servicing the South Waikato region on 90.6, 95.7 and 93.2. Are you saying you would like to take the Monday song

and add it to your playlist? We'll take your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday song. Thank you. Anthony, I'll take that as a big yes. I need to make all of the days and I'll set them on down there. No, you see, Anthony, there's only a Monday one. We were just saying maybe we stop at the Monday one. Anthony gets.

Surely you're going to offer us a multi-radio station like all the days. Yeah, see, you need radio station like all the days. Yeah, see? You need to give them all of them. Are you saying you'd like Bree from Queensland to do a Te Reo Maori version of the song? I'd love to do that. And supply that as well. Let's make it number one of New Zealand song, eh?

Anthony, I like your style, mate. You're a thinker, and I love that about you. Hey, we haven't got that much music in New Zealand so let's just make more. Why not? We haven't got that much music, we might as well play Bree's one. Anthony, consider it done. Raukawa FM is going to receive

an official copy of the Monday song. Thanks very much. Let's try and blow some people's minds, shall we? It's about the third week of doing this. Explain how it works. Essentially, you have these amazing coincidental stories where you just can't explain how it happens, but they blow your mind. And sometimes you have a story

that is on the cusp of that, or it doesn't blow your mind and you get this noise. It's brutal because it's one or the other. It either blows our mind or it doesn't. Now, Bree has told a couple of really mind-blowing stories, both involving your dog, Whitney. Yeah.

And for that, I gave you your Jews. You got that. They were good ones because they were personal ones. Last week you told someone else's story, which is fine. This game needs stories. They've got to come up. And you got this. I said to you last week, I feel like, you know,

I've told quite a few stories in this segment. It's your turn. I feel like you took getting farted out quite personally. You need to stand up. And now you're forcing me to give it a go. You need to step up. But that's fine. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I can do it. Forcing you. I've told three stories. I've got no more. I don't have any stories for this at the moment, but I've gone and found one, okay? Oh, no.

It's not mine, but I've found one on Reddit. Okay. And you need to honestly see if you believe this is a mind-blowing coincidence. This is about how you tell the story. It's about the vibe. Totally. It's about the, you know, the moment, the feeling. When you're ready, it's Clinton Roberts.

Take it away. Okay. So this is a story posted to Reddit. He says, I was once mugged by four guys in the main shopping streets of Nairobi in Kenya. One of the guys had me in a chokehold and before I was able to pass out, they dropped me and they ran off. A shopkeeper had rescued me

by hitting one of the guys over the head with a bat. Fast forward 12 months and I'm sitting on an island in Thailand. I meet a British couple who did business in Kenya and we start to talk about how dangerous it's getting in Kenya for foreigners at the moment. They described an incident that they had witnessed the year before where they turned a corner

and they saw a guy being mugged and a shopkeeper hit the mugger over the head with a bat. They described the date, the location and what the guy was wearing. It was me. They were on the same street on the same day at the exact same time I was there. These strangers had witnessed me being mugged a year ago in another country. What are the odds of randomly meeting them on a beach in Thailand a year later?

Let me think about this. Come on. I mean, we don't know if it's true. They might have just said, oh yeah, we saw you. Yeah, but that's not what we're trying to do here, mate. Okay?

Surely that's a mind-blowing coincidence. Surely. Surely. There you go. You. I just wanted to keep You almost suck I just wanted to keep you on the edge of your seat One day I'll have a story One day something mind-blowing will happen to me

But for now I have to take some other guy's story off Reddit But we just have to take their words for it Yeah, we have to take their words for it This is not investigative journalism It's a reaction in the moment, okay? Well, you know who's people's words we do have to take for it as well is people who call up now. That's exactly right.

Are you willing to put yourself up there for mind-blowing Mondays? Do you think you have an amazing story that you can tell us right now that'll blow our minds? The tricks are keep it snappy and that's about it. Keep it snappy. If you're willing to put yourself on the line. Do you want to take it. Keep it snappy. If you're willing, if you're willing to put yourself on the line. Do you want to take it on?

It's Mind Blowing Monday where we give you the tall order of blowing our minds with a story, a coincidence. Is this like our version of, you know, being like dance for the man. You dance. It is asking a lot. You dance for us. And it's hard because you're going to get judged on your story.

This one's not quite, they haven't quite nailed it, but I think it's quite good from the text machine. Mind blown today by the stuff quiz. The most children to come out of one woman is 69. Is that real? That's not real. Is it? No, I need to Google that now.

Most children. We have some brave contestants I need to Google that now. Most children. We have some brave contestants here willing to step up to the plate and attempt to blow our mind. And like we said, our reactions have to be honest. You either get that or you get... One or the other. And look, it's all love, though. The universe decides.

But it's all love and we appreciate you. We've got to be honest. Gordon's here. Hi, Gordon. G'day, Gordon. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, thank you. No pressure. Just breathe through it. When you're ready, tell us a story that will blow our minds. Cool. Lazy Sunday afternoon, me, my brother

and my best mate, James, go to the pub for a few beers. Sitting there for a while, this guy with his age and bird walks in and we're looking at him. We go, shit, that looks like you. Oh, sorry, James. And then we get talking to him and then his name was James as well. They got talking, asked for his mother's name, told him and it ended

up being his dad. And that was the first time he ever met his dad. Ever in his life. He was 23. Your mate James? Yeah, my mate named James and his name was James. Mentioned his mother's name and he goes,, shit, I'm your dad. And that's how it ended up, and he just brought him a jug of beer and then left. No!

Whoa! I just got goosebumps over my whole body. Yeah, it was crazy. He met his dad by accident. And the reason he knew it was his dad is because he kind of looked like him. He looked like him, but with with less hair so we just said, look at this guy, he looks like you.

Wow. And his name was James and you don't think about him but never met him. They never, like, kept in touch after that? No.

Never ever. That was the first and the last time and all he had was a jug of beer. That's so sad. Gordon, congratulations. That was perfect.

You absolutely nailed the game. Crushed it. Congratulations. You can go away with your GDL high. All good. Good stuff. Thank you, Gordon. We appreciate it.

Go and have a jug of beer. You deserve it. Get one for James too. Matt's here. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. Hi, Lou. How are you?

Good, thanks. You know the drill, Matt. You need to tell us your story and we'll rate you. Keep it short and snappy. Away you go. Well, I was 18. I was living on the Gold Coast and thought that I'd go down to the beach for a

swim. I was a little bit intoxicated. Had my wallet in my back pocket. Got out of the water and my wallet wasn't in my back pocket and lost everything. My cash, my ID. So I was still living

on the Gold Coast about three years later and there was a lady that was on holiday there. She rung me up and I got a phone call saying that she had found my wallet three years later with all my cash, all my ID in knee-deep water down at the beach. She had just found it three years later? Yep, three years later. All my ID, all my cash, everything was intact. Was there $50 in the wallet?

How much money was in the wallet? Oh, there was, I can't remember. I was broke back then and just like I am now, so it wouldn't have been that much. Oh, I hate this so much. Oh, I'm so sorry, Matt. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, let us justify it because Bree and I,

I think you feel the same, Bree. I think you feel the same. Because the issue is, Matt, you got your wallet returned to you. That's, oh, but it was three years later. It was found in the sand. It was found at the beach. That's, oh, that's where I was like.

Yeah. I was swayed by that. Matt, you were so close, bro, honestly. You were close, Matt. I can't beat Gordon anyway. I know. And that's probably part of the problem. The bar was so high. The bar was so high. Which sucks for tea.

Hi, tea. Hi, tea. Hello. Do this for us, okay? Blow our minds. You can do it. You can do it, tea. I don't know.

You're pretty savage today. I know. I know. Yeah, go for it. Like we said, it's all love though, it's all love. Just give her a fart now. I just want to get you guys a bird for it's like me. So I've got birds that I like to free fly,

so that means I can just fly around and play. Yeah, that's cool. Outside. And yeah, and I had one of my girls was outside and she heard a chainsaw and so she flew away and actually flew too far where I couldn't find her. So I mourned her leaving because I couldn't find her anywhere, couldn't hear her.

Three weeks later, I go to a pet store and there she is, absolutely brown, covered in mud, and I got my bird back. Yeah, we'll give it to you. That's pretty good. And wait, were they trying to sell your bird at the pet store? It was just in a cage. It didn't have like a price on it or anything, but they said it was a lost and found, like someone handed it.

A lost and found bird? A lost and found bird? Yeah. Can birds be lost and found? Imagine if you go into your... Well, it's a parrot. It was a ringneck, one of those green ones. Did they not wash it before they put it up for sale?

Oh, you couldn't... No one else could hold it. She'd bite the crap out of you. Yeah. Birds can be quite vicious. Did they charge you to get your own bird back? No, I just had to identify her, so I knew exactly what she was like.

Hey, well, I... Why not? What does she look like? And you were like, well, she looks like a parrot. She's got feathers. She had a red band around her. There we go.

All right, team. No, you got it, team. You got it. No, you got it, team. You hold your head up high. That was good. We did the right thing, eh? Did we do the right thing?

I think we did. I hope so. I still feel bad. Well, Matt Twillett was missing for three years. Bree and Clint. I'm in the regrets. I think we made a mistake. Did you think we should have farted out the last story?

I love you, T, if you're listening. I think she should have got farted out. Oh, but it was a bird. It could have flew off anywhere. We farted out Matt, whose wallet was missing for three years, and we let T through, whose bird doesn't live in a cage, and it flew away and she found it three weeks later. Yeah, but the person who found Matt's wallet,

there's ID to identify whose it is. The parrot doesn't have an identification on it. T found her own bird. I'm just saying. I don't know. It's a hard game. I know, and decision is final. There is no going back.

I feel like we're in the movie. I feel like we got caught up in the moment. I feel like we're in the movie The Gladiator, and it's really brutal Yeah Caesar's like Yeah we're judging whether or not To kill people Or to give them the thumbs up

Anyway another round next week We can reflect okay I think we need to I think we need to set the bar higher I just feel bad for Matt Like Why do you feel bad for Matt? He got his wallet back.

Yeah, true, actually. He's fine. This is a birthday bag, and we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one in full. That's right. Let's kick it off with Kimberley. G'day, mate. Hello.

How are you going, guys? Good. How are you? Happy Monday. Yeah, happy Monday to you, too. Well, let's kick it off with yours. What's your birthday, Kim? 17th of April, 1994.

All right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 17th of April. And, Kimberley, here's your birthday back. Banger. That is a banger. That is a banger. Riri, can I just ask, Kim, do you think that T should have got farted out? Oh, I only caught the very end of it.

Yeah, right. I can't comment on it. That's a good way to get out of commenting, Kim. I would have done the same. Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hello.

Hello. What about you, Nicole? Should we have farted out tea? Absolutely. Oh, I knew it. Brutal, Nicole. I love it. What's your birthday, Nicole? Should we have farted out tea? Absolutely. Oh, I knew it. Brutal, Nicole. I love it. What's your birthday, mate?

9th of August, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 9th of August. In 2011, this had a number one hit. Swag a dagger, swag a dagger. You should get some of your own. Oh, man. What was this chick's name? Cher Lloyd.

Cher Lloyd. Remember her? I hate this song so much. I don't mind Cher Lloyd. I liked her first one. Yeah, yeah. Was it Want You Back? Yeah.

Yeah, that was a good song. This one, eh. This song can get in the bin, though. What do you think, Nicole? I like the first one. Oh, wait. I think this is about to get farted out. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

You'd have to agree, right, Nicole? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. We're so in sync. Okay, wait there. There's a chance you could win. Ashley's here. Hi, Ash.

G'day, Ash. Hi. How's your Monday going, Ashley? Yeah, good. I got over a science test, so I'm good. Oh, good. Love it. You got over it.

You've put it in the past. Yeah. Yep. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 4th of September, 94. All right, Ashley, you were 16 in 2010 on the 4th of September. Here's your birthday banger.

Tayo Cruz. Yes. This is an undercover banger, this song. Anastasia, producer Anastasia out in the booth goes, do you reckon Tayo Cruz is like the 2010s version of Craig David? I'm correct. And then producer Ben, whose favourite artist in the whole world is Craig David,

was like, Craig David was still around then. You shut your mouth, Anastasia. You shut your mouth. That's a good birthday banger, Ashley. You got a good one. Thank you. Okay, good. I believe the winner today.

Ready on three. Yeah. One, two, three. Swagger Jagger. No. Okay. Three, two, one. Swagger Jagger.

Tayo Cruz. Swagger Jagger. We don't even have it. We only got that snippet. Ben, can you get it? No. Okay, we're going split decision. And for that, we'll go to producer Anastasia.

Oh, that's a bad decision. Anastasia. Oh, no. They're having a discussion out there about what they can do. Are you allowed to play Swagger Jagger? We don't have it. We don't have it. Oh, we don't have it.

No. Okay, well, then let's go that Craig David rip-off. Ashley, you've just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Nice work, dance. I hit the floor because that's my plans, plans, plans, plans. I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands. Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands. You, you, because it goes on and on and on.

And it goes on and on and on. Yeah. I throw my hands up in the air sometimes Sayin' ayo, gotta let go I wanna celebrate and live my life Sayin' ayo, baby let's go Cause we gon' rock this club We gon' go all night We gon' light it up like it's dynamite

Cause I told you once, now I told you twice We gon' light it up like it's dynamite I came to move, move, move, move Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do Just what the folk came here to do, do, do, do Yeah, yeah, cause it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on

Yeah, I throw my hands up in the air sometimes Saying ayo, gotta let go I wanna celebrate and live my life Sayin' ayo, baby let's go Cause we gon' rock this club We gon' go all night We gon' light it up Like it's dynamite

Cause I told you once Now I told you twice We gon' light it up like it's dynamite Cause I told you once, now I told you twice We gon' light it up like it's dynamite I'm gonna take it all, I I'm gonna be the last one standing Higher overall, I I'm gonna be the last one landing Cause I, I, I believe it

And I, I, I, I just want it all, I just want it all I'm gonna put my hands in the air, hands in the air Put your hands in the end, put your hands in the air I throw my hands up in the air sometimes Sayin' ayo, gotta let go I wanna celebrate and live my life Sayin' ayo Baby let's go Cause we gon' rock this club

We gon' go all night We gon' light it up Like it's dynamite Cause I told you once Now I told you twice We gon' light it up Like it's dynamite ZM, Brian Clint, the 2010 Craig David,

Tayo Cruz has one birthday banger this afternoon with Dynamite. I mean, there was no Swagger Jagger. I would have voted for this Cher Lloyd song. This song's actually really good. Brie and Clint. We're fashionable people, eh, Brie? You and me? Well, we wore the same thing today.

Literally sitting here in matching plaid shirts, non-ironically, but I reckon we're qualified to talk about... Fashion news. If you haven't heard, Gen Z are coming for your skinny jeans, okay? Doesn't matter how much you love them, doesn't matter how much you paid for them,

they're out. They're not cool anymore And you Apparently Should no longer Be wearing skinny jeans I'm I'm

Not impressed by this eh I'm not happy about it How dare they Think they can come in and take The one thing that's holding us together Literally Away from us Yeah right

Yeah if we take these off We fall apart And I've seen your wardrobe mate You'd have to get rid of most of it Imagine if Gen Z Come for ripped jeans You'd have nothing to wear Oh they better not

You'd be pantless No well I feel like This Gen Z generation Are literally just looking at me And they're coming for everything that I am Skinny jeans They hate your side part

Side part Yeah What else What's next Nose piercing Nose rings Yeah Are they out

Yeah Um Uh Yep Oh I'm not going to say other things about you They hate your side part. Side part. What else? What's next? Nose piercing. Nose rings? Are they out? Yeah. Yep. I'm not going to say other things about you. No, I won't say other things. You just shush. Let's focus on skinny jeans and let's decide as a family, are we going to give them up?

Are skinny jeans really gone? I say no. Welcome to the referendum. Jordan. You know fashion. Are you going to let them Take your skinny jeans Or are you going to Keep wearing them

I'm going to keep wearing them Yes They're the only ones That I'm going to wear Because they're the only ones That are really comfortable Yes Yeah right

I'm also Gen Z Oh you're Gen Z Right Yeah You're breaking ranks You're one of us Yeah Come to the good side

So skinny jeans Skinny jeans are staying, is that correct? Yes. Love it. Okay, thank you very much. Let's get another voice. Kiana, welcome to the referendum. Skinny jeans, are they staying or are they going?

Definitely not staying. Kiana, what are you doing to me? Honestly, the flare jeans, they're in now, you know, mum jeans. Kiana, some of us body types don't look good in mum jeans. My body type don't look good. Everyone looks good in mum jeans. No, trust me, they don't. All right, everyone's welcome to their opinion.

I'm the person that doesn't look good. Kiana says they're staying. Thank you, Kiana. Hannah, welcome to the skinny jeans referendum. Alright, Hannah. What say you? Hey guys, how are you? Good thanks, mate. How are you? I'm good. My vote is yes, the skinny

jeans are staying. I knew I could trust you, Hannah. I knew. Why are they staying? Why do you refuse to go to a wide-legged jean? Well, I do both, but I work in a jean shop, and skinny jeans just work for everyone. See? Oh, my God, she's an expert. Hannah, you're an expert.

Are you seeing a decline in popularity of skinny jeans? Yes, unfortunately. Oh, don't worry about that But they just go well with everything and they work well with slightly older demographic as well as us younger kids, you know? Like us. Yeah, us. Yeah, yeah.

Us young millennials. Do you reckon, I just reckon they make everyone's butt look good. Yeah, right. Exactly. I've never put a pair of mom jeans on and went, oh, my butt looks fantastic in these. Oh, yeah, no. Like, no, you have to get mom jeans that are, like,

tight on the butt but, like, relaxed on the legs. Got it. Oh, it sounds complicated. No, thank you. That's my problem. Mom jeans are never relaxed on my thighs. I can't find a bit. Two more votes in the referendum.

Tyler, which way are you going? Are skinny jeans staying or going? Well, I've got to stay. It's a firm yes from me, and I'll tell you why. Tell us why, Tyler. I've got a beautiful pair of pins, but a straight-legged jean just does not suit my body type. Yes, Tyler.

And I'm telling you, Kiana's never ridden a bicycle and flew her jeans in a show. Yes, Tyler. And I'm telling you, Kiana's never ridden a bicycle in Florida Jones and it shows. Right, okay. These kids have no idea. And they got me through my emo scene. Right, okay. Scene, face, everything. Nothing says I'm on the pulse of fashion like the kids have no idea.

But Tyler, I appreciate it, man. That's a great voice. Also, Tyler, on the back of that, someone else on the text machine has said, have you ever tried to wear flares whilst it's raining? You get wet knees. To the knees. To the knees. To the knees.

It just soaks it up. Last vote in the referendum. Vanessa, are we keeping or getting rid of our skinny jeans? We are totally keeping skinny jeans. Yes, Vanessa. That's all we needed to hear. It's Monday again. We can stay.

And then Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. To celebrate, here's the Monday song. Oh, yeah. It's Monday again. Skinny jeans and parodies, we know what's cool. We're still in, aren't we? And then Tuesday, Wednesday, what?

It's Monday again. Bree and Clint. I've got breaking Invercargill news, everybody. The owners of an escape room in Invercargill are reeling after two robbers broke into their business and stole a number of items, including a fake diamond. What, a cubic? Is it a cubic zirconia?

The burglars targeted Solve It and Escape on D Street on the main road in the Southland City at around 4.30am last week. The thieves made off with a large bag of items, including some toilet paper. However, the diamond they stole is just a toy. The fake diamond is actually a prize at the end of a bank robbery escape room. I feel like Ocean 17 coming on, don't you? The thieves believed they were stealing a highly valuable item, but why would there be a real diamond at the end of an escape room?

Do you think they did the escape room first to sort of figure out the joint? And they're like, okay, this is how we get there. Have you ever been? You've been to one of those things. Yeah, I've been to an escape room. It's actually quite difficult to get through it. Yes. Well, I found it difficult. So do you think they did the escape room beforehand to like practice?

So they're like, okay, when we get in there, we have to, remember five plus five is nine. Behind the poster of grandma is a password that we need to say to the guy on the door that will let us through to the room where the diamond is. Yeah, maybe. They could have. And then they would have, you know, obviously completed it.

And then they see it and they're like, bloody hell, there's a real diamond in here. But then you also think if they were the type of people to think that at the end of an escape room was a real diamond, they wouldn't be smart enough to do the escape room. That's a very good point as well. Maybe they've never reached the end. Can you imagine their face when they take the fake diamond

into cash converters and they go sorry this is plastic and they go oh no well at least we got all that toilet paper hopefully they don't do that titanic escape room millennials we're under attack again.

I feel like we need to defend our whole generation. This is what boomers must feel like, right? Oh, my God. This is what boomers feel like. It must be. Yeah. How come no one has a go at Gen X? How did they get away scot-free?

No one even remembers that they're there. The forgotten generation. They are the forgotten generation. Right. Millennials, listen up. This is something I've seen online and it's talking about a term, a word that Gen Zers have come up with to describe a certain type of millennial. Right.

Oh, a certain type of millennial. You know what I want to do? I want to say the word and we've actually got a Gen Z-er in our presence. We do. Producer Anastasia just fits in. You make it sound like you've caught one out in the wild. Why do you think you're here? We've caught you.

We're studying you. Have you ever heard of the word, Anastasia, choo-gee? No. Do you know what that is? Can you spell it for us? Choo-gee. C-H-E-U-G-gee. No. Do you know what that is? Can you spell it for us? Choo-gee. C-H-E-U-G-Y. Choo-gee.

Pronounced Choo-gee. Choo-gee. Right. And it's not Chur-gee? No. Right. Okay. No.

No. Choo-gee. Choo-gee. Anastasia, you and your Gen Zs are not out there saying this word? That is not a common word in my heart. Nothing. But no. there saying this word? That is not a common word in my life. I literally just floated outside of my body,

looked back on us having this conversation and realised how old we sound. But we've come this far and if they're using this word about us, we need to know. You said you're talking about Dermas right now.

Picture all of the millennials together and, guys, they've been using a word about us, we need to know, okay? You said you're talking about Dermas right now. Picture all of the millennials together. Guys. Guys. They've been using the word about us. They're talking about us. We need to know what this means. Put down your Tamagotchis because they're talking about us. So apparently choo-chee is a term to describe people who are slightly off-trend.

So are we going to have to call you guys the Chuji Show now? Hey. Hey. Hey. No. We're on trend because we're talking about Chuji. Yeah, you didn't even know what Chuji was. You didn't even know what it was.

I had to tell you what it meant. The whole point of being a Gen Z is that you're always ahead of the trend. So Chuji's already dead now that you guys are talking about it. Do you guys want to hear a few examples of what is you use it in a sentence What is choo-gee Yes please Okay so at the moment things that are choo-gee Come on we need that information So apparently Gucci belts with the large double G logo

So choo-gee So choo-gee So choo-gee guys That's so choo-gee Express ruin those Being really into sneaker culture Choo-gee Oh so choo-gee So choo-choo, guys. That's so choo-choo. I'll express ruin those. Being really into sneaker culture, choo-choo. Oh, so choo-choo. So choo-choo.

I don't even wear sneakers. That's yuck. And I don't even know what this thing is, but Golden Goose sneakers. Oh. Do you know Gen Z? Oh, they're definitely not choo-choo. No, apparently choo-choo. Shame. Did you not know that Golden Goose was choo-choo? Oh, my God. Shame? Oh, they're definitely not choo-gee. No, apparently choo-gee. Shame.

Did you not know the golden goose was choo-gee? Oh my God, shame. Oh my God, you're so choo-gee. Eddie, let's reword that. Spending $600 on a pair of sneakers that look dirty, that's choo-gee. Clint, we didn't even know what they were. Play. ZM's brand, Clint.

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