ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd May 2023

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Can I just say, I am fucking starving. I feel like my stomach's eating itself. Did you have lunch today? No. Why not? Because I didn't.

Because you're living off the clinkers chocolate bar? Is that what got you through the show today? Look, yes. Look, I'll be honest. I'd be an angry, hangry mess if I only had a chocolate bar. Yeah. Look, I'll be honest. I've put on a few kilos recently and I'm trying to be a little bit more healthy.

I know it's not that healthy skipping lunch. Yeah, I was going to say. But to be honest, in my opinion, I feel like lunch is the best meal to skip if you're going to skip one. No, don't skip meals. Yeah, don't skip meals. I didn't. I had a chocolate bar.

That does not count. But that's what it does. I know you know this. But if you skip a meal, it just means you're more likely to go home and absolutely demolish a whole bag of twisties. No, but I'll eat dinner. But you'll have a bigger dinner because you didn't have lunch. I do love a big dinner.

Yeah, I love a big dinner. Eat and be full. That's my thing. I don't really care. I don't really – weight doesn't – I get what you're saying. I don't really weigh myself because I don't give a shit about weight. It's nice to be able to fit your clothes.

It's more about feeling comfortable in my jeans, you know, and not having them cut into you. It's more about feeling comfortable in my jeans, you know, and not having them cut into you. It's more about that. I don't really look at the scales. Do you remember that hip-hop song from the 2000s called Dim Jeans? No. And it went, damn, girl, how'd you get all of that in dim jeans? I think I do remember that.

Do you remember the song from the 90s or 2000s? Fix yourself, girl. You got a camel toe. Oh, my God. Yeah. Dem Jeans was by Chingy. Oh, I love this song. Can you hear that, Claudia?

No. Oh, I've got to move it. Hang on. Dem Jeans. Yeah, that was a great song. Probably hasn't aged well. I imagine it hasn't, but we're still going to play it because it's a podcast. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Sounds like grills. Sounds exactly like that song, Grills. I bet you had to jump up and down just to get your jeans up. That is accurate. Yeah, he's not not wrong it's very accurate for me don't you reckon it sounds like that song grills was that by chingy as well rob a jewelry store tell them make me a grill i think we listened to different music growing up what you don't know the song grills? Are you serious? Grills was by Nelly. That was such a banger.

That was such a great song. Rub a jewelry store, tell them make me a grill. I think that's how the song starts. Yeah, it does. Sounds like the exact same song. Oh, it sounds the same. Nelly and Jermaine Dupri This is great So deaf

Changa Changa Lang No it's Nelly Oh Nelly Sounds the same to me. When we interviewed Chelly from TLC, she revealed to us that the Usher Confessions album,

because she was dating Usher and they rumoured that album to be about her and then breaking up, she revealed the Confessions album was actually about Jermaine Dupri. Really? Yeah. Have you ever watched the doco on Nelly? Nelly? You grill. You grill.

You grill. You grill. So good. No, I haven't watched the Nelly documentary. It's quite interesting. What about how Kanye had his entire, you know, you get grills, you clip them in and out. He had his entire bottom row of teeth replaced with diamonds.

A lot of rappers have that. Kanye? Like, do you get his teeth taken out? Like, Juice WRLD, didn't Juice WRLD, R.I lot of rappers have that. Kanye. Like, do you get his teeth taken out? Like, Juice WRLD. Didn't Juice WRLD, R.I.P., have that too? And what's that guy's 6ix9ine? Yeah. Tekashi 6ix9ine.

Is it the colourful teeth? Yeah, and the colourful hair. And he's got, yeah, diamonds. Who had the diamond put on his forehead? Lil Uzi Vert. Yes. Would you guys get diamonds in your teeth? Yeah.

Yeah, sure, yeah. Are they free diamonds? I'd do one. I'd do one. I had a you guys get diamonds in your teeth? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Are they free diamonds? I'd do one. I'd do one. I had a friend who was getting like little diamonds. Wouldn't that look like food in your teeth? Would you get a gold tooth? Kesha had a gold tooth.

Yeah. Nah, just get diamonds. Get a clip in one. I think some people pull it off. I'd pull it off. Damn, girl. How'd you get all them diamonds in your teeth? Big mouth, baby. Big mouth. Are we going to talk about how

Ella got her car towed today? Oh yeah. Ella. You learned your lesson Ella. Ella parked over a driveway and got towed. I didn't park over a driveway. I barely parked over a driveway. You've seen the photo. Did she park over a driveway?

Yeah, you did. No I didn't. Mate, unless your car is a I barely parked over the driveway. Brie, you've seen the photo. Did she park over a driveway? Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. You did. Mate, unless your car is a motorbike, you would have been over the driveway. A tiny bit. Anyway, it sucks. It doesn't matter if it's a tiny bit. They'll tell you. That sucks. I was in my sweaty, stinky, dirty clothes.

If it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure I got a speeding ticket in a rental car today. So that's embarrassing. Because it'll go to my insurance company and they'll be like, you need to pay this bloody fine. What do you mean pay the fine? I'm busy over here trying to fill all that in dem jeans. I've got a lot on my plate. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow.

Well, howdy pilgrims. Excuse me, everybody. I was finishing a mouthful of red velvet cookie. And you didn't offer me any. How dare you? You know red velvet cookie. And you didn't offer me any. How dare you? You know red velvet is my favourite. How'd that Klinker's chocolate bar go for you that you didn't give me any of?

It was delicious, actually. Thanks. Thanks for asking. I literally said to you while you were eating it, oh, that looks nice. And Brie was like, yeah, that's so good. Clink is my favourite. I was like, oh yeah, I've never tried one of those

and she's like, yeah, it's so good. I scoffed at you. I think it's that time of the day where everybody is in need of sugar. I reckon this is the time of day that vending machines dread. If you are a vending machine listening to this, you're like,

oh shit, Brian Clinton's on. I'm about to get absolutely plundered. Here we go. I wonder if people have vending machines like at their workplaces that have really good stuff in it. Like healthy stuff? I didn't say healthy.

I said really good stuff. You know, there's a place across the road from us that has a salad vending machine. What? Is there? Yeah. It's in the gym. How often do they change it?

Every day. Oh, right. Every day. Of course. Chicken salads and like. Of course it's at the gym. Yeah. I mean, I'd give it a go once and see what it's like.

You would do it after a workout. You'd go, man, I'd really just... Need something. Yeah, and then on your way home, you'd hit it and get some real food as well. I'm talking about, I want a vending machine that has like a full hot-to-go ramen. Oh, yeah, those exist in Japan.

Yeah, I say bring them here. I saw one friend in LA posted a vending machine that had burgers in it, like hot burgers ready to go. Right, yeah. burgers ready to go. Right, yep. Not keen for that. There's pizza ones. Yeah, yeah, by the slice.

That's not bad. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. We're going to give away $300 cash and a Fussy Cat prize pack at 4 o'clock again today. All you've got to do is get through when you hear the Fussy Cat cat call and complete this sentence for us. Get that Fussy Cat. Feeling.

Easy as that. 4 o'clock, your chance to win that prize. We do have $50 cash up for grabs right now, though, with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, you've got to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll play next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus Lady. Here we go. The Ladies are on a bit of a run at the moment. They're 37 wins for the year. The tradies not far behind, though, on 34. The ladies are really putting the hammer down. They are. Stretching out.

So let's meet one who's ready to play tradie versus lady. She's 29. She's from Timaru. And she popped her knee out dancing on her own wedding day. No! Welcome to the show, Lauren. G'day. G'day, Lauren.

What move were you doing? I was dropping it low on the dance floor. Yeah, girl, you back it up like a Mack truck. Did you have to go to A&E or were you able to see out the rest of your party? It just kind of like popped back in and then, yeah, just sort of carried on after a few more wines. Yeah. Damn, you are from Timaru.

Yep, definitely. Tim is hard. What do they say in Timaru? Drink wine and carry on. Yeah, sure. You're taking on our tradie today. It's a lady tradie. She's calling in from Napier.

She's 33 and she absolutely despises honey. Welcome to the show, Bridie. Bridie, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone hating honey. Why do you hate it? I don't know, just the smell of it. It's weird, it's that I like it and stuff, but by itself it hits the senses and just makes me gay. So you could have like a honey soy chicken,

but you wouldn't have honey on toast? Mate, if I had honey soy chicken, I'd be licking it off my fingers. But if it's on toast, nah. Licking, spewing it on the floor. Isn't it funny to think that honey is bee vomit? Is it? Yeah. Is it their vomit? Yeah, they kind of like,

they eat the pollen or whatever they eat and then they like kind of put it into, and then they vomit it back up. Yeah, maybe that's why Bridie doesn't like it. Okay, Bridie, your buzzer is tradie. Lauren, your buzzer is lady. And because it's a double lady game, we need you guys to be really clear

on those buzzers for us today. So good luck. First of three questions correct wins the cash from KFC. Alright, here we go guys. Question number one. On which streaming platform would you watch the TV show Squid Game? Netflix. Trady. Yes, Lauren, you were just in with your buzzer.

Netflix. It is Netflix. Bridie, we know you had the right answer too. All right, here we go. Hot on those buzzers. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies.

Lauren, just in. Is it Jessie J? It is Jessie J. That's all we need. That's her whole name. Yeah. Yeah. There was someone else on the track maybe.

Nah. No? Not that one. No, not that one. Oh, no, yes, there was. B.O.B. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and there you go there was. B-O-B. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there you go. But we'll accept Jessie J.

It was her song. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one here, Bridie, to stop her. Question number three. What is the most common letter in the English language? Lady. Yes, Lauren, give it a guess. Is it A? Ooh. Good guess, but no.

Bridie? C. Another good guess. Total swing for the Vincers. We were looking for the letter E. E. Because it's a vowel, I'm assuming. It's got to be one of the vowels. Alright, no points there. Question

number four. In which month are men encouraged to grow out their facial hair? Yes, Lauren, for the win. November. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Yes.

Yes. Hey, well done, Lauren. We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Woo-hoo. Awesome. Thank you so much. Nice work. Absolutely killed it. Ladies dominating the awesome. Thank you so much. Nice work. Absolutely killed it.

Ladies, dominating the game. Bree and Clint. Obviously, it was everything Met Gala yesterday, the glitz and the glam, the fashion, Clint. Who was your favourite? Who was my favourite? Mine was Jared Leto in the catsuit. That was pretty amazing.

That was pretty good. Oh, there was some really good ones. You liked Lil Nas X and the G-Banger. I thought that was quite a statement piece. Definitely was that. Yeah, I quite liked that. And who was the one, was it Dua Lipa had the amazing white dress on? Yeah.

Yeah, that was pretty epic. And there was someone else that I really loved, and now I can't remember. It was also another white dress. You liked Pedro Pascal in shorts. No, you're the one that's been obsessed about talking about him wearing shorts. I said, eh, I didn't mind it. It's the Met Gala, so I get it.

I said, Luz, he needs to put some pants on. That's my wife. And she goes, no, he doesn't. He's perfect. These are her exact words. Come to mama. mama yeah i'd have pedro pascal on a platter i love pedro pascal he's a delightful man he's so camp and i think his outfit fit him perfectly put your knees away um but there was one story that's come out of yesterday

and the met gala that caught my attention because obviously the Met Gala, I would say one of the biggest fashion events of the year. Correct. You know, it's run by Anna Wintour who is fashion. And did you know this? So I didn't realise this, but researching this story, I found out that Anna Wintour has to approve everyone's outfit. I did not know that.

Yeah. Really? Apparently so. So she let Kylie Jenner wear that terrible baseball hat with the bride veil over the top of it last year. Yes, she did. Do you reckon she was like, this is awful. I'll definitely let her wear this.

Yeah, maybe. Well, I mean, makes me think as well about this story because everyone's talking about Olivia Wilde and she wore a vintage Chloe dress and it was like white and gold and not my cup of tea, but she looked nice. And everyone was talking about how it was filmmaker and editor-in-chief of Vogue China, her name's Margaret Zhang.

She was wearing the exact same dress but in a different colour. Embarrassing. And Anna Wintour, she's obviously signed off on that. She's gone, this will be funny. You joke that it's like, it's the Met Gala. No, no, no, I'm saying embarrassing for them. Yeah. They would have thought, this is, I know it sounds ridiculous,

and it is ridiculous. The whole situation is ridiculous. But this is such a big thing for the celebrities who attend this event. And there would have been months and dozens of people involved in every single outfit that was chosen. So it is embarrassing that two people showed up wearing the same thing. It's not like they just ducked down to, you know, Macy's.

Glassons and grabbed something off the rack. These things are bespoke. But this is the thing that, like, blows my mind as well, is it's not even like it's the Grammys, you know, where obviously everyone meets and it's an amazing, you know, fancy night to award people for their music. This is literally about fashion, this event. And then there's two people.

So Olivia Wilde's dress was gold and white. And then the editor-in-chief of Vogue China, Margaret Zhang, her dress was black and gold. Oh, is this like a what colour is the dress thing again? People are saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. is the dress thing again? People are saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the dress looks exactly the same, different colour. Remember there was that photo that went around Facebook last week

where Hilary Barry from Seven Sharp and Kanoa Lloyd from The Project wore the same thing. They wore the exact same top on the exact same night. What are the odds? What are the chances of that? Of all the outfits in all the world, they ended up with the same outfit on the exact same night. What are the odds? What are the chances of that? Of all the outfits in all the world, they ended up with the same outfit on the exact same night at the exact same time on

different channels. Such a low low chance of that happening. Yeah. Yeah, wild. Also a really unfair beauty standard because I'm pretty sure Jeremy Wells wore the same suit that Simon Dello wore that night as well but nobody noticed. No, Simon Dello wore the same off the shoulder top that Jeremy wore.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could ask, and it might be a niche question, but I'm sure that there's times that this has happened to people. Who was the person that had the same outfit on as you? Yeah. And what event was it? Like, the ones that really make me feel awkward?

Is it like at a wedding? Like if the mother-in-laws are wearing a similar thing? Any fashion thing at a wedding that takes attention away from the bride? Awkward. Because this is the thing. The worst part, you know what the worst thing is if you're wearing the same thing as someone else? People always go, oh, well, who wore it better?

Oh, I never thought about that. You know what I mean? You don't want to be in that situation because if you're the only person wearing it, then guess what? You wore it the best. Or every uncle makes the crappy joke, oh, you guys should have texted each other.

Oh, guys, didn't you both text each other? Did you guys organise this, did you? Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, you guys planned this, did you? We planned this. Can you see how awkward we feel? Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, you guys planned this, did you? We planned this. Can you see how awkward we feel? No, we didn't plan this. Did you wear the exact same billabong hoodie

as someone else on Mufti Day at school? Oh, 800 dial ZM. Or you can text them into 9696. We want your awkward matching outfit stories this afternoon. Bree and Clint. This is my favourite one by far. My nan and I were dressed as the same character for her 60th party. Not the exact same outfit, but the same character.

Pocahontas. I like it. I want to see Nan as Pocahontas. That's so cool. I love this text. My dress at my year 13 ball, the maths teacher had the same dress on. Your maths teacher wore the same ball dress as you? That's so awkward.

The good thing is the maths teacher can work out the statistical odds of that happening for you. She's like, the odds are very low. Tans is here. Hi, Tans. Hi, Tans. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

Was it you that turned up to an event in the same outfit as someone? Yes, I did. It was my husband's nanny's ATS birthday party. Okay, and who had the same outfit on? Yeah, his nanny. So it was her ATS and I had the same dress as the nanny who was the star of the show. No, John!

Oh, no. Yes, unfortunately, and I never got to live it down that night. I got asked so many times, do you have the same dress as Nana? Oh, my God. Did she find it funny or was she thinking you were being a bit cheeky? Well, she actually had a bit of dementia then, so she thought it was hilarious. But all night she even said to me, take that dress off.

Why do you have the same dress as Nana? Oh, that's a bit sweet. Tons. I got to ask, because you sound very young, was Nana dressing a bit racy? Or were you wearing a cardi? Or were you wearing, yeah. I actually said that the cousin had bought the dress,

so I didn't feel as bad, and it was from the warehouse, so that's where I probably went wrong. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, God. I hope you got a photo together. That is such a good story. That is hilarious. Let's go to Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam.

When was your awkward matching outfit experience? So it was my 18th birthday party and I was wearing this blue dress from Pagani that I got from when I was down in South Island, and my friend showed up in the exact same dress. No! Yeah, so I sort of made her leave and go and get changed and come back in something else.

And you know what? On your 18th birthday, you can do that. Yeah. At any other party, you don't have... You're entitled to it, Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam, listen to this text. It's very similar to your story. Someone said,

someone turned up in the exact same white dress to my engagement party. I didn't care that much, but she ended up covering up the dress with someone's jacket. Are you allowed to wear white to an engagement party? I think so. I know you can't wear it to the wedding.

It's fine. But is the engagement party out of bounds too? I don't think that's a faux pas, is it? I don't know. Let's go to Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hello.

Tell us, was it you that wore the same outfit to an event as someone? Yeah, it was. What happened, Amber? I went to a wedding and I was in the same dress as the bridesmaid. No! Yes. Like exactly the same, even the same colour?

It was identical. And I had even asked the bride in the lead up to it what her colours were. Yeah. And she changed last minute and didn't tell me. Amber. You couldn't have been in any of the photos. Otherwise, they would have just assumed you were part of the bridal party. No, when we did, like, the group photos, I sort of hid in the back.

And I was just really embarrassed. And everyone sort of thought that I was just grumpy I hadn't been asked to be a bride. I like the idea that maybe the... That's exactly what I would have thought, too. I would have been like, oh, look at Amber. She's trying to get into the bridal party again. I think maybe the best man's giving that speech and he's like, oh, I'd just like to say a special shout out to the bridesmaids

who look beautiful tonight and Amber who looks exactly the same. She's wearing the exact same outfit. Not a bridesmaid, by the way, guys. She's not actually a bridesmaid. She just decided to wear the same clothes as them. If it makes you feel any better, the amount of text messages that have come through, like listen to this one. My mum's dress accidentally matched my bridesmaid's dresses

but in a different colour. The exact same dress, though. Oh, no. Oh, see, that's awkward. Like there's so many of those where people have turned up in the same bridesmaid's dress. I reckon clashing with your maths teacher, matching the maths teacher is the worst way. That is mortifying.

Because you just want to feel cute at your own ball and then you miss Mrs McConnell's like Oh look at us we look like sisters. Mrs McConnell's like I wouldn't dress like a princess tonight. Bree and Clint. Mrs McConnell's like, I want to dress like a princess tonight. We've got to talk about this weird bloody art instalment again.

We talked about it a few years ago. It's the banana that's duct taped to the wall. Yeah, didn't they pay some crazy amount of money for it? So apparently it recently sold at auction for 182 000 and it's not a gold banana it's not a diamond encrusted banana it's not even like a like a i don't know like an artistic banana it's just a banana right it's a real banana and you ask the question off air and you go but obviously the banana will go bad yeah And bananas in my house don't last more than three days. That's a great point.

So apparently the artwork is perishable so that it has to be replaced with a fresh piece of fruit every three days. It's just a banana with a piece of gaffer tape on it. That's all it is. You would have to replace the gaffer tape as well. Yeah. Because it will lose its stickiness. Yeah.

Nah. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. But it's in the news again because a student who was walking through the museum has walked over to it and ate the banana. Isn't the artwork, isn't it worth like $120,000? $182,000 New Zealand. And he ate the banana. Yeah, but they replace it every three days.

What's the big deal? I just don't. You know what I mean? I just don't get it. Apparently the museum is saying that they're going to sue him for damages. Why? For what, the cost of a banana? Yeah.

I don't get it. You know the only, there's one song that comes to mind when I see this piece of artwork. And in the philosopher, the great philosopher Gwen Stefani once said. Like a lot of art. Quite literally. Yeah. Like literally. The banana is bananas.

Paying $180,000 for a banana is bananas. And then eating $180,000 banana is bananas. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go to the Auckland Museum tomorrow and I'm going to slap a piece of luncheon on the wall. You joke. And then I'm going to put a

frame around it and I'm going to say that is worth $250,000. A couple of years ago somebody threw a McDonald's pickle onto the ceiling of an art gallery and it became an exhibition. They took the pickle out of the cheeseburger, they threw it at the roof, it stuck to the roof, and they went, this is art.

This, this, this is art. Do you reckon Picasso, if he was alive now, would just be like, you guys are cucked, man. You guys are just, you guys don't get it. And they're like, oh, well, look at your dumb paintings. You're like, at least I painted something. You guys are just bloody sticking crap to walls and calling it art. You guys are just like, I might as well stick a banana up my bum.

Is that art? And they'd go, oh, yeah, could you do it? We'd love to see it. I'll pay a million dollars for that. Is that going to be on sale? When can I buy it? Bree and Clint. Meg Harlow was yesterday.

There's a great range of photos up at the ZM Facebook and Instagram page. If you missed any of the looks, I'm sure you have seen them by now, and I'm sure you've seen Doja Cat. Who went as a cat? Jared Leto went as a cat, as a guy inside a cat suit. Doja Cat had a prosthetic cat nose attached to her face, and she became a cat. Producers, do you know what Clint said to me yesterday?

I don't dig this. Clint comes over with a picture of Doja Cat and he goes, do you think she's got a prosthetic nose on? And I went, oh, you're making it funny. You're telling a joke. He wasn't joking. And I was like, look at her. It's amazing what they can do with makeup these days.

I thought maybe they had, you know. Mate. You've seen RuPaul's Drag Race. Her whole face was a different shape. What? Well, she went very literal. Have you seen a photo of Doja Cat? Yeah.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if she had had something done. Actually, that's a great point, Ella. He probably doesn't really know what Doja Cat looks like. Do you reckon she's got a prosthetic nose on? Yes, she looks like a full-on cat. Oh, right, this is not about me. This is about Doja Cat who, yes, wore a prosthetic nose. She also had little cat ears on top of her head.

And she had to do an interview on the carpet with Vogue magazine. They called her over and it is one of the most bizarre interviews you'll ever hear. So just picture Doja Cat. She's at the Met Gala. She's dressed as a full-on cat, and this is the interview she gives. Okay, so tell me all about this. Meow.

I mean, wait, so who made it? Meow. Wow. Okay, so something a little different. So what was your inspiration for tonight? Be honest with me and go into detail. Meow. Meow.

Meow. So what are you excited to see in there today? Meow. Is it your first, Matt? Meow. I'll see you in there. I'm so mad at that reporter for keeping a straight face. Like, crack.

Just be like, come on, Doja Cat. Come on, Doja Cat. You've got to give me something. And then she's just like. Doja Cat just starts going in the litter box. Imagine at the Met Gala. She's like, where's the litter box? She's like, I'm in character.

She backs up to one of the reporters and just starts peeing on them. She's waiting for the only litter box in the joint and finally someone comes out and it's Jared Leto. She's like, and it's Jared Leto. Comes out of there. She's like, damn it, Jared. Goes out to the smokers area and starts hacking up a furball. What a stupid event. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Your birthday bangerers on the air. You call us up, you tell us what your birthday is and we put it into a system here and we figure out what was the song that was top of the charts on your 16th birthdays. We're going to kick it off with Molly. Hello, Molly.

G'day, Molly. Hey, guys. How's your week been so far, Mol? Pretty wet. Yeah, whereabouts are you? Hamilton. Oh, okay, nice. How's your week been so far, Mol? Pretty wet. Yeah, whereabouts are you? Hamilton. Oh, okay, nice. Yeah.

I drank water from the river in Hamilton one time. Oh, that's risky. I took Bree right into the middle of town, and I told her that it was some of the purest water in New Zealand. She filled up a cup, had a big slig, and then we all laughed about it. It was a great time for everyone except Brie. I had violent spitty bum after that, Molly. But that's a story for another day.

It's about you. What is your birthday? 29th of July, 1999. Right, that means, Molly, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 29th of July July 2015, this was number one. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Oh, what a banger.

The One Direction boys, you a fan, Molly? Yeah, absolutely. Just checking with our very One Direction crazed production team, Ella and Claudia. Do we like that one?

Yeah. Let's take this one. I like every One Direction song, even the bad ones and Claudia. Do we like that one? Yeah. Let's take this one. Play the whole thing. I like every One Direction song, even the bad ones. Even the bad ones. Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Molly. We're going to do a birthday banger for Katrina.

Kia ora, Katrina. Kia ora, Katrina. Hi. Whereabouts are you calling from today, Katrina? The beautiful Hawke's Bay, Napier. Oh, delightful. Is it raining in Napier today? No, it's not actually.

Oh, delightful. We stayed at the prison in Napier. Oh, delightful. Is it raining in Napier today? No, it's not actually. Oh, delightful. We stayed at the prison in Napier one time. I can't say I've done that yet. I'm not so keen on staying there. The old abandoned prison. Wouldn't recommend, Katrina. We were meant to stay all night, but Bree got the willies and we had to go home. Oh, it was you! You were the one that couldn't

go to the bathroom, so then you were like, oh, we've got to go home. That's a lie. Katrina, let's do your birthday banger. What is it? All right, on the 7th of February, 82. All right, that means you were 16 in 1998. And Katrina, here it is, your birthday banger.

Oh! Banger! Banger! You're a Matchbox 20 fan? I wouldn't say a fan, but I did really like that song. This is a great song. Such a good one. Claudia, can you just spin around and see if Ross Boss is still here? Is he still in the building?

I don't think he is. I don't think he is. He will absolutely hate that one. He doesn't need to know about it. Okay, wait there, Kat. We'll do one more birthday banger for Vicky. Kia ora, Vick. G'day, Vicky.

Hi. Whereabouts are you, Vicky? In Tauranga. Oh, we've just got people all over the place. And how's the weather in Tauranga? Stopped raining for now. Wet all around the country by the sounds. Vicky, let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 14th of January, 1993. Hang on, hang on. What is that child singing in the background? What song is that? Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, how good. I thought she was singing Matchbox 23am.

3am and I need a bottle. Vicky, you were 16 in 2009. And on the 14th of Jan Jan 2009, this was number one. Katy Perry. That's a banger from Katy Perry. Do you like it, Vicky? Yeah, it's all right. Can we have a few bars of Jingle Bells?

Can you put her on? Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. Oh, she stopped. Did you hear it? Yeah, that was so cute. Are you singing it, Jingle Bells? Oh, she's gone shy. She's gone shy now, yeah.

She's like, I'm not a performing seal. Is she taking requests? Wait there, Vicky. We've got to deliberate between Katy Perry, Matchbox 20, One Direction. I actually don't mind that One Direction song. I quite like it. 3am Matchbox 20 is my vote. I knew you were going to do that.

Yeah, because I always go with my gut and what I like the best. That's why you know. If we disagree, it is going to be One Direction. 100%. Because it's going to go to the producers and they're going to choose One Direction. They're pretending like they won't. Of course, they will pick One Direction? 100%. Because it's going to go to the producers and they're going to choose One Direction. They're pretending like they won't. Of course they will pick One Direction, but

up to you. You go with your gut. Whatever you want to play, whatever song speaks to you, that is the game. Pick the one that you like, that you want to hear the most. What do you want to hear the most? Yes!

I knew I'd get to him. The producers are ropeable. Hey, Katrina. You just won Birthday Banger and you've absolutely ruined producer Ella's life, so congratulations. Yes, Katrina. Sorry, Ella. Sorry, Ella.

She said it's cold outside and she hears me wrinkle. Bree and Clint. But I can't help but be scared. I know sometimes. Zed and Bree and Clint. It's not even a soft rock Thursday. That's Matchbox 20, the winner of Birthday Banger.

How good is Matchbox 20? Better rub, Thomas. I believe the world is burning to the ground. Matchbox20, the winner of Birthday Banger. How good is Matchbox20? Bit of Rob Thomas. I believe the world is burning to the ground. Oh, well, I guess we're gonna have to... So many songs of theirs that I love. Do you reckon Matchbox20 is a Friday jam? Yeah, it could be. Could be, eh?

Yeah. Or a bit of Santana. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little... Oh, well, I know right now I can't tell. They'd be great headliners for Friday Jams Live I would love that Then Akon and Evanescence

Evanescence, yeah Banger Oh, bangers Hey Oh Hey We need to concentrate Because

We need to do this I need a bit of time, sorry. We're going to do... Yeah, I'm good. I'm good, yeah. Sorry, I got really caught up in the Matchbox 20 thing. Yeah. I'm ready.

But we need to concentrate now because this is a big deal and we need to do this. Success. No. God damn it. What was that? Claudia, which one do I click? That one.

Okay. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. That's all right. It's not like it's our prime time hour or anything. They're not called the right things. Okay. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. That's all right. It's not like it's our prime time hour or anything. They're not called the right things. Okay, let's reset. Everybody forget that.

This is a high quality professional radio show. Ready? We'll just cut this piece out because it's not live. Not live. You know, however many weeks ago. I'm ready. We started a journey where we started this. Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Vans.

We've done only cams. We've done only grands. We've done only... Dans. Dans. We've done only... That's about it. Pams.

Have we done pams yet? No, we didn't do pams yet. Oh, there's still time. We were successful, I believe, the last time we did this segment with only grands. Yes, we got a full board of grandmas. Yeah, grandparents. We asked any grandparents to call and we were successful. And so we thought, let's swing for the fences.

Let's do only Vans. Today, people in Vans or men named Van. Or technically, if you're wearing a pair of vans, we will count you. We're looking for six people to fill up the phone lines. That fits that bill, but here's the catch with this segment. You are welcome to call to derail it. We leave that part up to you guys.

To be one of the people in a van, you must be calling us from the van. Yes, you have to be in the van. You cannot have a van in the driveway. Yeah, it has to be in, you have to be in the van. That's too loosey-goosey, but we will accept people called van and people wearing vans. Yes, that is the criteria. That's too loosey-goosey, but we will accept people called van and people wearing vans. Yes. That is the criteria. If that is you, or if you want to derail the segment, as we said, you can call as well, 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Success looks like six phone calls in a row that are all from people in vans, called van, or wearing vans. That's our benchmark. Can we achieve it? Bree and Clint. Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Vans. We had success the last time we did this segment with Only Grans. It's now turned into Only Vans. You have to either be driving a van right now,

like calling us from the van, or wearing a pair of vans. Or be a person named Van. That too. Do you think this is a completely original radio idea? I think it might be. I hope so. I don't think anyone else is doing this. I don't think it's good enough for anyone else to want to do it.

We have a full board of phone calls, and we're about to go live to them right now. Will we have our second ever successful segment? Let's go to Hayden first. Hi, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. What's up? What's up? What's up, Hayden?

Okay, so we know your name is not Van. We can scratch that one off the list. Correct. I'm going to say, are you driving a van right now? Are you calling us from the van? Yes, that's right. Good man. Good man, Hayden.

What are we talking, Toyota HiAce? 40 ConoVan, 2004. 40 ConoVan, okay. Yeah. Yeah, no, that carries a big load. Hey, you want to stay on the line with us, please, Hayden? You're our first successful only vanner. Hayden, you bloody legend.

Let's go to Rhys next. Cue to Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day, guys. How you going with us, please. Hayden, you're our first successful only vanner. Hayden, you bloody legend. Let's go to Rhys next. Cue to Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Obviously, your name's not Van, but that's okay. That's okay.

There are two other options. Do you fit the bill of either currently you're in a van or you're wearing a pair of vans? I'm currently sitting in a bright orange and blue van. We love it. Good man. We love it, Rhys. Work van or family van?

Work van. Good old soda plumbing in Hamilton. Oh, shout out to soda plumbing. Okay, stick with us, Rhys in the van. We're going to now go live to Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Anita, that's you.

Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. We know that you're in some kind of vehicle. I can hear that. But is it a van? It is a van. It is the prettiest van you will see in your entire life. Yes, Anita.

Why is it so pretty? Her name is Big Bird. She's a bright yellow Toyota HiAce with hummingbirds painted on the side, velvet hummingbird roof, and like a little glass hummingbird roof, and like a little glass hummingbird dangling from the inside as well. That is a gorgeous van. What business do you own, Anita?

I do not. This is my self-contained van that I've been converting. Oh, wait, so you live in the van? No, I just drive it to work, and then I use it occasionally to get away. Love that. I love you, Anita. That's cool. Okay, three van-based people.

Let's go call number four, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi. You would not derail us, would you, Gemma? Oh, that noise sounds like a van. You wouldn't do that to us. Is that?

That noise, I know my vans, and that sounds like a van noise. You calling us from a van, Gemma? Yes, I'm in a van. I knew it. Gemma. from a van, Gemma? Yes, I'm in a van. I knew it. Gemma. Good on you, Gemma. You're a GB, Gemma. We are so close to pulling this thing off.

Two more. Jay. Come in, Jay. Hi there. Come on, Jay. He's our man. Jay, please tell us the type of vehicle you're calling us from right now. I'm calling from a grey- bright yellow Toyota HiAce van.

Get in there, Jay! What are we talking, courier van? Yes, DHL courier van. DHL courier van. Nice, Jay. Everybody loves seeing the courier van come up the driveway. Bloody legend. One of my favourite people.

We have almost got there and everything rests on our friend Brianna. Kia ora Brianna. Hi Brianna. Hello. Can I just hear from the rest of our van community who are all still online with us. You guys think we're going to pull this thing off? Brianna's going to come through for us isn't she? 100% Yeah.

The van people say yes but it's all up to you Brianna. We do welcome people to derail this segment. We've got five. We need one more. Brianna, what are you currently in? A Toyota Corolla hatchback. Okay.

Oh, Brianna! No, no, no. What sort of shoes are you wearing, Brianna? Wet boots. Oh, Brianna! No, no, no. What sort of shoes are you wearing, Brianna? Wet boots. Oh, Brianna! Now I know how my mum feels. You failed. Brianna, you evil woman.

I love it. Thanks a lot, Brianna. All right, van community, can we get a sad honk of the van horns just all in unison? Send us off. Send us off. Come on, bring us up a bit. No, the hang.

I love a van horn. All right, fat fail for only vans. I wonder if Brianna feels good. Brianna, are you happy with yourself? Yep. You should be. I'd own it. Nah, nah.

Yeah, not own it. That took ages. We went the whole way with that. I'm not happy. I really love it when someone calls through to derail it. I love it. I'd rather it fail fast. I wish Brianna went to air first.

He got dragged out till the last one. Brianna's sitting there going, she's listening to the whole thing. Oh, yeah. All these poor people who are in their work vans taking time out of their busy day to call us. God damn, Brianna. All right, next on the show, Bri's got nine rules for choosing the correct partner. According to a divorce lawyer. Oh.

Yeah. So, it's coming from a place of knowledge. Claudia, this music is so depressing. Sounds like all sad vans. Sad vans. Bree and Clint, back next. Bree and Clint. It's Google downtime.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down time. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. All right, here we go. Google Down, another week, another opportunity for one of these three to take out Google Down champion. Let's see who it's going to be. Clint.

Claudia. Ella. Ella. All right, here's how the game works. I have put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the most common answer or the first answer that comes up on Google. If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer, you receive a point.

First to three wins the game. I want this and I want it bad. I want it more. Well, you've got to fight for it. Here we go. Everyone ready? Ready. Question number one.

What is the restaurant called that's halfway up the Eiffel Tower? What is? The Jules Verne Restaurant. Clint got that one. Nice work. The Jules Verne Restaurant. I never knew there. Nice work. The Jules Verne Restaurant. I never knew there was a restaurant halfway up the Eiffel Tower. Didn't you?

No. I've always wanted to go. I'd love to go there. Yeah, it'd be pretty cool. Paris. Yeah. Been there. Oh, my God.

No, but what? Ella had to Google who Freddie Mercury was the other day. The guy with the mustache. Her definition was the guy with the mustache. And Brie goes, yeah, but you know his Queen songs, right? And Ella goes, oh, was he in Queen? Can you not air out this dirty laundry?

People are going to throw fire at me. Yeah, that's a low blow. It's a low blow. One to Clint. Question number two. Obviously, big thing that happened this week was the Met Gala. When was the first Met Gala? 1995. Clint's out. 1946. Oh, wait.

Claudia's out, but she was close. 1948. That's right. Claudia helping out Ella because she knew that she couldn't get the point. 1948. Did you give her the answer? Nah, bro. It's unfair. I'm taking on the answer? Nah, bro. It's unfair.

I'm taking on two people. I love it. Question number three. One to Ella, one to Clint. What country produces the most avocados in the world? Mexico. That's right. How do you know that?

Avocados from Mexico, the song. What? You took a guess, though. No, it's a jingle. They produce around 2.4 million tonnes every year. That was pretty impressive.

I'll give you that. Ay carumba. Next. Jeez. Two to Clint, one to Ella. Holy guacamole, that's a lot of avocados.

Are you done? Are you done? Got any more? I'll be impressed if you got one more. I said to my daughter, when you get a boyfriend, he doesn't have to have a job, but he does have to avocado. That was good. Question number four.

Wait, what's the score update? Am I winning? You're on two, Ella's on one. Nice. Question number four. What is Anna Wintour's net worth? Ooh. 50 million.

50 million. That is correct. Clint wins the game. I hate this game. I hate this so much. This is giving me anxiety. Did Claudia get none? Shut up, Clint.

Shut up, Clint. That is correct. Claudia, no points this week. That's a down trowel. You have to drop your pants and do a lap at the table. Which means we go to the phone. Someone who backed Clinton for the win was you, Hayley. You've taken away the KFC chicken dollars.

That was so stressful. Are you glad you weren't playing, Hayley? Honestly, I would not do good at that at all. You kind of were playing. You were in it with me, and you've won. We got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Congratulations. Phil, thank you so much.

Enjoy, Hayley. You can save like a boss with KFC's $6.50 fill-up. Brie and Clint. If you really don't like the idea of starting running, have I got good news for you, Brie. Me, I despise running. I've said for years, I feel like it's not good for you, your joints especially.

How close have you come to becoming a runner? Oh, not close at all. What's the furthest you've run? I was trying to do the couch to 5K. Oh, yeah. I only made it to 4K. I think I maxed out at six. Yeah.

I think that's as far as I've ever gone. It's not for me. My body isn't built to run. You say that. My body's built to walk. I like walking. You say that. It's not built to run.

Everybody who runs says everybody is a runner's body. But... Not true. A very famous and successful personal trainer may be siding with you, Bree. Yes, I knew it. It's about time. His name is Matt Roberts, and he is saying that running could be the worst exercise to do if you are trying to lose weight. And let's be honest, that's why the majority of people start running.

They say walking's better. Yeah, it's lower impact. Yeah. So this is the actual breakdown of it. He said that especially if you're over 30. Me. Say you have 10 or 20 kilos that you want to lose. Essentially, you're running around in a weighted jacket, like those weight vests that CrossFit people wear,

and that extra weight puts a lot of stress on your ligaments, a lot of pressure on your tendons, your joints and muscles, and it increases the risk of you doing yourself an injury because you're running around with more weight than your body can handle. Yeah, your skeleton is thinking, oh, no, not today. He says the amount of pressure that running puts on the Achilles tendon, the knees and the back while doing a run makes it a really tough exercise, even for people who don't need to lose weight.

He said it's worse for you the older that you get. Why do you think it's called pounding the pavement? That doesn't sound like something healthy that I want to put my body through. I like the idea of running because all you need is shoes. You don't need a gym membership. If you're travelling, all you need is a pair of shoes. You just tuck them in your bag and you can run anywhere. Same for walking.

Yeah, that's very true. But you have to walk to get any results from exercise walking, you have to walk a bloody long way. Yeah, you do. Bree walked 10 kilometres yesterday. It was a long way. It took her ages. Took me a long I mean, you did, right.

But did you break a sweat? Yes, I did. Okay. You do. If you walk at pace, you don't... It's not a casual stroll. I don't know. Like, you have to walk, like, with intention.

Walk with intent. Yeah, walk with intent. And it's actually so good for you. Yeah. Well, I'm not a runner. And I've always wanted to be a runner. I've never achieved it. You could be a walker.

I could be a walker. Yeah. What, I'm not a runner, and I've always wanted to be a runner. I've never achieved it. You could be a walker. I could be a walker. Yeah. What about a sitter? What about those little pedal things they get while you sit on the couch? My favourite. I always have wanted to be a layer. You know? Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Quick snap poll on the text machine. Do you vape and you never smoked cigarettes? That's what I'd like to know. Oh, interesting. Did you start your smoking career on the vapes? Because, of course, vapes were invented. Call it a smoking career?

Well, your smoking journey. Don't call it a smoking journey. Your smoking pastime, hobby, passion. No. I don't smoke, by the way. I just find it interesting. Did you get on the vapes but you were never a cigarette smoker? Just text us 9696.

This is all because yesterday the news broke that Australia's banning the vapes. Yeah, they're getting rid of them. They're getting rid of them. They're going hard line. The only way you will legally be able to chuff on a vape in Australia is if you get one from a pharmacy. And to get it, you have to have a prescription from a doctor who says, yeah, this person's a smoker and they need help getting off the cigs.

So that's why they can get one. Yeah. The vaping situation is out of control here. Definitely is here. Oh, young people. There's so many young people on the vapes. I know friends who are teachers and they're like we're dealing with 14, 15

year olds who smoke vapes. Because, well, it's like anything, right? They taste good and they make you feel funny. So I can't think of a thing that kids would be into more than a vape. You know? Yeah. This is not an ad for vaping, by the way. No, no, no, it's not. But you can see how, you can see how, like...

Oh, they're very, very dangerous. And the ciggy companies who were on the way. No, no, no, it's not. But you can see how, you can see how, like... Oh, they're very, very dangerous. And the ciggy companies who were on the way out, they were like... We nearly got rid of them. They were done. It was so close. And then they invented vaping

and they were like, oh, you're saying that we can still sell people addictive nicotine, but now we're allowed to make it taste like bubble gum? Okay. Now we're allowed to sell it taste like bubble gum. Okay. Now we're allowed to sell them in fun colours.

It doesn't make sense, eh? Now we're allowed to sell them in ways that put out these enormous clouds that people find really, really fun to do. It's such a weird situation that we've ended up in. Someone texted her and said, I always hated cigarettes, but enjoyed the nicotine hit, so I started vaping with only having smoked a couple of times.

See, there you go. Yeah, that's scary. Someone else said we started vaping because we're teenagers and yeah, everyone vibes and it's normalised but vaping is good though but bad but it's good though. What? Vaping is good but it's bad but it's good.

They're also so cheap. That's good though. What? Vaping is good, but it's bad, but it's good. They're also so cheap. That's the thing. It's like this crazy product that is available at the dairy. It's like when party pills were legal and you could go down to the dairy and buy these BZP party pills. I reckon we'll look back on this time and it'll be a really weird time in life where next to the bread and the milk you could buy

a watermelon flavoured vape. See, the thing is, is that the same with cigarettes. Like, I mean, my understanding is when cigarettes came out, there was no, like, real data or, you know, studies done on how bad it was for you. And that's why doctors used to hand them out to people. Like, my nan got addicted to smoking back in the day, like the 50s or the 60s,

because she was stressed out and her doctor gave it to her. And the thing is, is that all of this data and all of these studies started coming about about how harmful it was. None of that has really been done on vaping yet. No. So that's the scary thing. We don't even know.

There's someone who's just texted and said, nicotine isn't harmful. And I think that's actually scary thing. We don't even know. Someone has just texted and said nicotine isn't harmful and I think that's actually true. It's very addictive but it's not harmful. It's all the other shit that's in a vape. There's so many other chemicals. There's so many chemicals in there. And like all that's going into your lungs. They said vaping helped me quit smoking but then vaping was

harder to quit than the cigarettes. Yeah. A lot of people say that. I'm so interested to know whether New Zealand is going to go the same way as Australia and ban vapes. No one has said that they're going to yet, but when Australia does it, then it's kind of like the start of something happening. Well, it's a conversation that

starts happening then, you know? Yeah. I'm in Hamilton. I get asked by teenagers to go and get them vapes from the vape shop all the time. Jeez. Bizarre situation that we've ended up in. Just be a normal teenager and ask someone to go and get them vapes from the vape shop all the time. Jeez. Bizarre situation that we've ended up in. God, just be a normal teenager and ask someone to go buy you alcohol. What happened to the good old days? Bree and Clint.

And that's the end of the show. It's Ted Lasso night, everyone. Oh, that's good. I was just about to say, what are we excited about at the moment? Because you know how I felt, you always have to have something to look forward to. But then Ted Lasso night, so there's something. That's something. Anyone got anything they're excited about

that's coming up? You know how you need to have something in your life to look forward to? Absolutely. Whether it's a holiday or a concert or a major purchase. I'm excited to go to Lizzo in July. That's going to come up so fast. It's not too far away.

Claudia, what are you excited about at the moment? New episode of Yellow Jackets on Friday. See, that's good. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Ella? Maybe a good book. I don't know. You'd be excited to get your car out of the impound lot, wouldn't you?

Yeah, I don't want to talk about that either. She's had a bad day. She's had a tough one. I'm excited for dinner tonight. What's for dinner? My mum's making it. I'm visiting mum tonight. Oh, fun.

That's nice. Yeah. Clint, what are you excited for? Chicken pie. Woo! Homemade chicken pie. Yeah, yum. Love a good pie.

Love winter food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been converted since moving to New Zealand. I love a fish pie. Oh, get it in and around my mouth. Smoked fish pie. Yep. Yeah.

I love a fish pie. And it sounds gross, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, it does. It does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A fish pie. Sounds like a euphemism. But no, it's really nice.

It's really good. Mashed potato on top. Yep. Bread crumbs. Yep. A little bit of parsley. Oh, give it to me. Some melted, some grated cheese. Yeah, baby. but nah it's really nice it's really good mashed potato on top yep breadcrumbs yep little bit of parsley oh give it to me some melted

some grated cheese yeah maybe fish pie fish pie sounds good I hope fish pie's for dinner tonight at my house well you're cooking so it could be

ah damn it have a great night everybody find something to look forward to and we'll catch you back on the Brian Clint Show tomorrow bye guys