ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd May 2024

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to KFC. Grab KFC's crispy box for only $9.99. Oh my god. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original ZM's Brian Clint. Yeah! Let's go baby! How hard does our new music go?

As hard as we're going to go tonight, am I right, free and quick show? Somebody tell Sin and Brooke we're coming for their title. Yeah, you better watch out, guys. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's good to be here on a Friday. The vibes are always good on a Friday. You can't go wrong with a Friday, can you? Well, you can if you go to Friday Okie and you're singing a song like we're singing today. But, you know, we're going to battle our way through it.

We're going to get it done. I think it's a ripper. I think it's going to be a goodie. We've chosen the iconic song from the Icona Pop themselves. We're going to do that song, I Love Her, at five o'clock today. And we've got our regular goodness for you. We're going to give that song I Love Her at 5 o'clock today. And we've got our regular goodness for you. We're going to give away some KFC throughout the afternoon. We're going to talk about

how much it's going to cost you to go to that new Billie Eilish concert because it is a decent amount of money particularly in a cost of living crisis. I feel like it's just a little bit too much for the basic ticket. It's errors to a pricing, put it that way.

Yeah, plus some. Plus some. Anyway, that's negative. Let's be positive and let's do tradie versus lady, where the scores are 35 to the ladies and 33 to the tradies. Who will take it out this afternoon? Well, that's up to you guys. You can call us right now, 0800-DIALS-IT-M.

There's 50 bucks up for grabs as per usual. It's Tradie versus Ladies. Right, Ladies versus the Tradies for a Friday. The Ladies sitting pretty out in front on 35. The Tradies right there on 33. Our lady's from Auckland. She's 56 years old and she loves Dua Lipa. Don't we all?

Welcome to the show, Pauline. Hi, Pauline. Pauline. Hi. There she is. Hey, Pauline, what are your thoughts on the new album that dropped at midnight? I think it's really awesome. Yeah.

I like all her songs. Everything is too cool. I have said in the last five years, Dua Lipa cannot miss. Yeah. She hasn't missed. She's in the Rihanna position at the moment. Yeah, she is. Banger after banger.

You're taking on our training today from Mata Mata. They're 42 years old and they started a trade so that their wife wouldn't sell their tools. Welcome to the show, Ash. G'day, how's it going? Ash, I mean, it's drastic measures in drastic times. What tools were you trying to keep safe? Well, I had all my home handyman tools from doing renovations myself. And then I built a house so I didn't need them anymore, technically.

And the wife looked at them in the garage and said, oh, what are you going to do with all these? So I thought I'd better start a business. That seems logical. It's expert level marriaging. Your buzzer, Ash, is tradie. Pauline, yours is lady. The first one of you two to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC.

Here we go, guys. Good luck. Question number one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Pauline? 660. It is 660. Nice work. You're on the board. One for the ladies. Question number two. In the hit 80s cartoon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, how many turtles were there? Tony. Yes.

Ash? Four. Four. Correct. There was four. Donatello. Michelangelo. Leonardo.

Aficionado. Oh, Raphael. Raphael, of course. Aficionado. Italian names. And D Raphael, of course. Aficionado. Italian names. And Dua Lipa. And Dua Lipa was it. We are one apiece.

Question number three. Which shoe company produces the Air Force One? Traders. Yes, Ash. Nike. It is Nike. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Where in NZ would you find the famous brown trout statue? Tradie. Yes, Ash, for the win. It's in Gore. It's in Gore. He's got it. He might have a lot of tools, but he's no tool.

Ash, you're the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. Congratulations. Get one back. Get one back, that's right. Narrow the gap. Definitely did indeed for the underdogs. What brand were all your tools out of interest, Ash? Stanley.

Stanley? Like the drink bottle. Handyman level. I thought he was going to say Mykita for some reason. Brian Clint. I thought he was going to say Mykita for some reason I thought he was going to say Ryobi Is it him? Is it him? That's Miley Cyrus Drink gas to make podcast

Gotta be Miley Cyrus We don't make Jojo Siwa jokes On this station I was doing Miley Cyrus impression Oh good, just checking So we're safe Nothing funny about the Jojo Siwa gag There's nothing funny about that

It's serious It's not funny, it's serious Speaking of getting serious Maybe the other day, literally this week All of us here in the studio were talking about what is the age that we consider to be old. Yeah, because we're talking about hot old people. Yeah, and then there was a lot of discussion

around what constitutes being old and what fits in the category. Well, Alice said a hot old person was Pedro Pascal. Who's like 43, isn't he? How dare you? But we did figure out that it's all relative, you know? What was that? It's old to you, Pedro Pascal.

I have to step in here and say Ella's wrong. 43 is not old. Look, he goes on the rear carpets and he gets anxiety, so he puts his hand on his heart. That doesn't mean he's old. That sounds like a young person thing, not an old person thing. Yeah, that sounds like a Gen Z thing slash millennial. That's all relative.

You can't just say that. It's actually the perfect way to end any argument. You can't just say that and not actually know what that word means. I know what it means. Don't ask me. I know what it means. Just don't ask me. Just don't ask me to explain it.

Well, it's interesting because we're having that discussion this week that I came across this article where apparently, and I don't know who the people are, so let's just go with it, but apparently there's a group of people, let's just say they're scientists, that have calculated what is the actual age that people consider old. Oh. What is the real age.

Oh, okay. When once you turn this age, you are officially old. Because I said Liz Hurley was a hot old person. And I disagree. And you disagreed because she was only 58. That's not old. So you're saying 58 is too young. Too young.

Okay. I picked Tom Selleck. Yeah. Who was 79. He's undoubtedly old. And that's what I think is old. That's old though. So let's go to the experts, scientists.

I don't know who it was, but let's just say they were. They have officially said that the age, you are old, 74. Oh, thank God. Why do you think you were going to be in there? I was like to late 30s. What, 74 is old? 74 is the date that they have put on the start of old age So 74 is the age, like when you turn 74

You haven't fallen down, you've had a fall That's the tipping point Yeah, that's when you've had a fall Before that, you've fallen over So everything before 74 is either young or middle aged and then 74 is old. Yeah, okay. The article also included quite a

fun list, some are fun, some not so much, of categories that you may fall into where you are getting old or turning old before 74. Oh, okay.

So if you... You're doing these things. I'm going to say if you do majority of these, you might already be old. Okay. How many things are there? There is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Okay. So if you do four or more of these, you're old.

Exactly. Okay. Let's go through the list. The first one, if you comment about the level of music and how loud it is at any establishment. No, I don't do that. No? I don't think I do that.

No, we're good. Yep. So that's the first one. Next one, blaming technology for not working when it's probably you that's doing something wrong. I've seen you do that. And you. You should hear the stink that

Bree kicks up when she has to use a Google Word, Microsoft Word document. That's because Microsoft Word sucks. Okay? I don't know the password to my email and it's my email's fault. OneDrive can get in the bin. OneDrive, you stink. Outlook stinks.

We're one from two. Okay. Next one. if you have travel anxiety. No. Oh, I do from time to time. Depends what country I'm travelling to. That doesn't feel old. That could just be like... That's what they've put on the list. The next one, when you start commenting

on nature. So if you're like, oh, look at those pretty birds up in the tree. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. Next one, if you are the one oh, look at those pretty birds up in the tree. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. Next one. If you are the one to make speeches at certain events. Nah. You never get up and make a speech. Nah, I used to think that was the thing to do,

but now I'm like, no one wants to hear from you. So no, I don't do it. Okay. If your garden is a discussion topic. God, that's been my whole discussion. That's been your life. That's been your whole month. That's been the only thing I've talked about in the last month. Your bed situation has certain requirements

or else you can't sleep properly. So you can't just curl up on the floor with a pillow and a blanket anymore. No, you need it. Your skeleton needs it. A certain foam mattress. Okay, and the last one. I love this one.

You own certain knives for different things. Oh, no, that's just good living. No, that's old. That's just common sense. No, it's not. That is old. No, it's not. And I can admit it.

I have a knife in my kitchen that is just for cutting salmon. What if you just collected all the smeg knives from New World that time when they did the... Oh, I can hear myself. That is old. Yeah. Oh, well. Embrace it. They are the categories.

Embrace it. And I thought we could embrace it further. Join us, 0800DIALZM. What's something that you've done or said recently where you're like, ooh, I'm old. The thing that made you feel old or realised that you were getting old. What is the thing that happened?

Not us, but there's a group of experts that say apparently the age when you're officially old is 74. So no excuses if you're 73 or younger. You know? Yeah. Book those R&V tickets now.

Get on with it. You septuagenarians. Get yourself some camping. What the hell does septuagenarians mean? People in their 60s. Never heard that word. There you go. Put that up in the noggin.

I think that's what it means. Now you've made me doubt myself. Nope. The word's gone. I'll never remember that. Septuagenarians. Septuagenarians. Septuagenarians. Yeah.

Like an octogenarian. You know what an octogenarian is? A degenerate. An octogenarian? Yeah. 80s? Yeah. Well, I just put two and two together on that one.

Yeah, well done. But we're asking you guys this afternoon, what is the moment or the thing where you thought, oh God, I'm getting old? The thing that made you feel old. For me, it was when events started, like parties and events and concerts and that. The start time for those events became my bedtime. And I was like, wait, it starts at that time? That's the time I would want to be coming home on a night out.

Oh, right. And you know what? Yeah, but your bedtime is 8.30. No, it's 9.30. Same thing. But here's the thing. The really shocking realisation is the time of the events has never changed. You've just changed.

You've changed. Let's get some other people on. Cleopatra's called up. Hi, Cleopatra. Hi, Cleo. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, mate. Tell us, when was the moment where you thought,

oh, I'm getting old? Oh, just complaining about all the townhouses being built and how you don't have houses with backyards anymore. And it made me realise, like, I'm complaining about what my dad complained about when I was a kid. Oh, no, Cleo. Like, taking my age or a bit older,

and it's like a bit of me. Oh, back in my day. Why would you want to live in one of those bloody things? They're so close together. Oh, no, Cleo. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no, Cleo. Thanks very much.

Let's go to Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Dan. Hello. Tell us, mate, what's the moment for you where you thought, yep, getting old? I started getting old when I realised I was using the same phrases my parents used on me. Give us an example. Oh, for example, put that away for a rainy day. Oh.

And when my knees started cracking when I walk upstairs. Oh. When you walk upstairs. There's a lot of people on the text machine that are with you, Daniel. Someone texted through and said, I realised I was getting old when I no longer had a left and right knee. I just have a good and bad knee. Should we do a test, Daniel?

I feel like I'm in this category. Hold on. I'm going to bring the microphone down here. And all I'm going to do is squat. Okay. Okay. You ready? Yeah.

Don't fart. Okay. Oh, no. That was nice fluid knees. Not bad. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. Don't fart. Okay. Oh, no. That was nice fluid knees. Not bad. Yeah. Not old. Not 74 yet.

That's normally not how they sound. Yeah, I can't drop it low without the sound of my bones breaking. You give it a go. All right. Mic me up. Okay. Oh, no. It was a little click, but not too bad.

It's a good day. We've had our Omega fish oils today. Thanks, Daniel. Let's talk to Shah. Hi, Shah. Hi, Shah. Hi there. What's the thing that made you realise you were old, Shah?

When I found out I'm going to be a grandparent for the first time. Yay! That's exciting, Shah. That's a good way to find out you're old. Well, I'm not really. I'm only 50, coming up 51. But also realising I've been alive in six decades. In the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, the 2000s, the 2010s and the 2020s. Hey, Char, as someone who has been alive for that many decades,

what's been your favourite? Oh, the 80s by far. People who were alive in the 80s loved the 80s, eh? I've heard good things about the 80s. It was the best time ever. We all think it looks weird, but everyone who was there was like, it was sick, man.

It really was. It was the greatest time to be alive. Rick Astley. Thanks, Sha. We're asking what made you feel old and someone texted and they said pissing my pants while running Oh yeah, that'll do it

Your pelvic floor is not what it used to be I'm getting to that stage, someone else said I realised I was old when I realised how old the Teletubbies baby was Oh yeah, it's a full grown woman Have you seen? It's so bizarre

The baby got married, yeah. I think so. We asked what makes you feel old. Someone said, sometimes I have to switch between ZM and the hits because current pop music hurts my ears. It's okay, as long as you keep coming back. Just come back when we're doing the talking parts.

Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Look, you're only as old as you feel. It's all relative. It's all relative. It's all relative. It is. You know what? It's all about balance.

It's all about balance. It's all relative. It's all relative. Potato, potato. Nelly, potato. Friday Jams. I'm like a bird. Put her on.

You're on to them. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Our man in Tinseltown Dean McCarthy. Look there has been interesting reviews and criticisms of Taika Waititi's last Thor movie but now the star

himself Chris Hemsworth has spoken out on about it. Dean. He has and I'm a little bit shocked by this because Chris Hemsworth I mean nicest guy ever, he said this. He said he felt like he was a parody of himself in the latest film. He said, look, I got caught up in the improv

and the wackiness, and I became a parody of myself. I didn't stick the landing. He believes he owes the audience another Thor film after what he felt like was a whiff with Thor, Love and Thunder. So he actually... A whiff? He felt like, you missed the mark.

What do you guys think? You think you missed the mark? Did Taika miss the mark? He's not throwing Taika under the bus. He's saying it was him. No. Right. Okay, so he's saying, because I kind of interpreted that he was saying that Taika didn't stick the landing.

But Chris Hemsworth is saying he himself Thor got a bit carried away with the silliness of the film. I think so. Yeah right. Look there's a huge risk that we're overanalyzing this. It's a Marvel movie in which Thor played a fat version of himself

Russell Crowe wore a skirt That's what you get Taika to do. You get him to parody the entire category It's the Deadpool style of superhero movie But you're right There were a lot of tropes introduced in that last Thor movie Weren't there? I'll go out on a limb and say it wasn't my favourite

I think it went a little bit too far one way I think it's a fine line And normally Taika nails it think it's a fine line and normally Taika nails it. It is such a fine line. It's such a fine line. Because everybody was so stoked with Taika when he did the Ragnarok one. Absolutely. And I think it'd be such a hard position to be in because you want to give,

you know, your own flavour and the people what they want. But I feel like it went a bit too far. But, I mean, I'm no expert. Here's the real question, Dean. Do we need another Thor movie? Nope. No. Nope.

We're good. Nope. Yeah, I think we're all right. We don't need another Avengers movie. We don't need another Iron Man movie. We don't need another Ant-Man movie. We're good. I think we're good.

I think we've got 45 for each character. I think we're good. There's been 50 Spider-Man films in which one of them they covered where all three Spider-Mans from different Spidey-verses came together. So I think we're good. We're good. We're good. We're pretty good by now.

Yeah, I think we're good. That's the latest. Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. This is exciting times, guys, because there is new and improved changes coming to Auckland International Airport. If you fly often, if you fly regularly, this will change your life. There has been a lot of complaints as of late of how long the security lines are at Auckland International Airport. A lot of airports, to be honest.

Yes. Queenstown Airport is a real punish. Yeah, if it's busy. Wellington. Wellington do a really good job. I'll say shout out to the airport security in Wellington. I don't know what you guys are doing. Swift.

I don't know if it's the coffee that you've got in Wellington, but I'm always straight through. And obviously, you know, there's stuff out of their control when people are so slow at getting the stuff out of their bag. Yeah, but the amount... I don't understand. This is what I don't understand.

Why do I have to take the stuff out of my bag when you literally have an x-ray machine? It's a great point, Clint. Like, you're x-raying it. It is a great point, and... That laptop-shaped thing in my bag when you literally have an x-ray machine. It's a great point, Clint. Like you're x-raying it. It is a great point. That laptop-shaped thing in my bag, that's a laptop. Funnily enough, that's exactly what these new rules and changes are about because they have new technology which is going to accelerate

the lengthy queues at security. From this Wednesday, passengers travelling internationally from Auckland will be able to keep their laptops and their liquids in their carry-on bags through security screenings. Oh, praise God. Praise God. That's a good time.

I was excited when I saw that. That will change your life. In a very minuscule way. Can I please take a full-size body wash on the plane? Please. Not one single bottle of Radox has ever brought down an international flight. Can you let me just take my water that's in my water bottle? Please. It's so awkward.

It's so much water that I have to scull in the queue. I have to always pour it in the bin, and it always feels real weird when I'm pouring water in the bin. And then I feel bad because I'm like, that's going to leak. Can I please stop getting in the humiliating body scan machine and putting my hands above my head? No, I quite like that one. I know you've got photos of our genitals.

I know you've got x-rays of our downstairs on file somewhere. I know. You say that you don't. I know that you do. I know that you do. Yeah. I know why it's x-rays of our downstairs on file somewhere. I know. You say that you don't. I know that you do. I know that you do. Yeah. I know why it's a 3D machine. It's how many Ds you see a minute.

Yeah. And I've got double Ds. You can see them too. I am excited about that. I think there's great new improvements to Auckland International Airport. Remember that time I was going through Queenstown security and for some reason I, because I'm weird, and I had those gag little miniature hands

where you put them like inside your sleeves and it looks like you've got little tiny hands. Little tiny plastic hands. Little tiny plastic hands. And I had them at the bottom of my backpack and I went through security and I've been pulled to the side and the guy's like, we need to check your bag. There is something strange in there. We just want to

check what it is. And I'll never forget the look on this guy's face from the airport security at Queenstown Airport where he lifts these tiny hands up and he goes, what the hell are these? I was with you. And I remember being confused on both parts.

I was like, you're right. Why does she have these? But on the other hand, why are these a flight risk? Like, why is that the thing that's holding up the queue? Well, can you imagine seeing them on security? It would look like I have two little baby hands in my backpack. They would need to inspect that. He said to me, he's like, I've seen some weird shit in my day.

There's a half bottle of vodka. That's fine. Satisfyer Pro 2. That's fine. No problems. What are these tiny hands about? This is some weird, freaky stuff you got going on. I thought we could ask people, like, let's reminisce about times you've forgotten about

certain things that were in your bag when you went through airport security. Yeah. You weren't trying to smuggle anything. No. You just forgot. Yeah. That you had your knife, your hunting knife. The amount of times I've seen, like when I'm going through airport security,

a guy being like, oh, I forgot that 27-piece Stanley knife was in my backpack. That Swiss Army knife with 27 different attachments. Yeah, so what was in the bag? Maybe you work in airport security and you want to tell us the weirdest thing you found in someone's bag that they just forgot was in there. That would be perfect. Bree and Clint.

This is exciting times, guys, because there is new and improved changes coming to Auckland International Airport. If you fly often, if you fly regularly, this will change your life. There has been a lot of complaints as of late of how long the security lines are at Auckland International Airport. At a lot of airports, to be honest. Yes.

Queenstown Airport is a real punish. Yeah, if it's busy. Wellington. Wellington do a really good job. I'll say shout out to the airport security in Wellington. I don't know what you guys are doing. Swift. I don't know if it's the coffee that you've got in Wellington,

but I'm always straight through. And obviously, you know, there's stuff out of their control when people are so slow at getting the stuff out of their bag. Yeah, but the amount... I don't understand. This is what I don't understand. Why do I have to take the stuff out of my bag when you literally have an X-ray machine?

It's a great point, Clint. Like, you're X-raying it. It is a great point, and... That laptop-shaped thing in my bag, that's a laptop. It's a laptop. Funnily enough, that's exactly what these new rules and changes are about because they have new technology which is going to accelerate the lengthy queues at security.

Yeah. From this Wednesday, passengers travelling internationally from Auckland will be able to keep their laptops and their liquids in their carry-on bags through security screenings. Oh, praise God. Praise God. That's a good time. I was excited when I saw that.

That will change your life in a very minuscule way. Can I please take a full-size body wash on the plane? Can I please take a full-size body wash on the plane? Can I please? Not one single bottle of Radox has ever brought down an international flight. Can you let me just take my water that's in my water bottle? It's so awkward. It's so much water that I have to scull in the queue. I have to always pour it in the bin,

and it always feels real weird when I'm pouring water in the bin. And then I feel bad because I'm like, that's going to leak. Can I please stop getting in the humiliating body scan machine and putting my hands above my head? No, I quite like that one. I know you've got photos of our genitals. I know you've got x-rays of our downstairs on file somewhere. I know.

You say that you don't. I know that you do. I know that you do. Yeah. I know why it's a 3D machine. It's how many Ds you see a minute. Yeah. And I've got double D's. You can see them too. I am excited about that. I think there's great new improvements to Auckland International Airport. Remember that time

I was going through Queenstown Security and for some reason I, because I'm weird and I had those gag little miniature hands where you put them like inside your sleeves and it looks like you've got little tiny hands. Little tiny plastic hands. Little tiny plastic hands and I had them at the bottom of my backpack and I went through security and I've been pulled to the side

and the guy's like, we need to check your bag. There is something strange in there. We just want to check what it is. And I'll never forget the look on this guy's face from the airport security at Queenstown Airport where he lifts these tiny hands up and he goes, what the hell are these? I was with you and I remember being confused on both parts. I was like, you're right, why does she have these?

But on the other hand, why are these a flight risk? Like, why is that the thing that's holding up the queue? Well, can you imagine seeing them on security? It would look like I have two little baby hands in my backpack. They would need to inspect that. He said to me, he's like, I've seen some weird shit in my day. He's like, half a bottle of vodka, that's fine. Satisfy our pro 2, no problems.

What are these tiny hands about? This is some weird, freaky stuff you've got going on. I thought we could ask people, like, let's reminisce about times you've forgotten about certain things that were in your bag when you went through airport security. Yeah. You weren't trying to smuggle anything. No.

You just forgot. Yeah. That you had your to smuggle anything. No. You just forgot. Yeah. That you had your knife, your hunting knife. The amount of times I've seen, like when I'm going through airport security, a guy being like, oh, I forgot that 27-piece Stanley knife was in my backpack. That Swiss Army knife with 27 different attachments. Yeah, so what was in the bag? Maybe you work in airport security and you want to tell us the weirdest thing you found in someone's bag that they just forgot was in there.

That would be perfect. Free in Clint. New rules coming to Auckland International Airport from next Wednesday, where you're not going to have to take your laptop or your liquids out of your bag during security screenings. Hallelujah. How good. You have to do it. Can we change that for domestic as well? I think I did read they're following the lead of Christchurch

and Wellington Airports. I noticed the Christchurch one, you can keep them in there. Which have been able to leave those items in their carry-on baggage since December. But they've got the reverse problem in Christchurch now. So before where they had a person there standing to you saying, liquids and laptops out of your bag, please, liquids and laptops out of your bag.

Now they've got a person who has to stand there and say, don't have to take your liquids and laptops out of your bag. Keep them in your bag. Leave your laptops in your bag. Leave your laptops in your bag. You also, you can carry your plane ticket through security. The ticket, no, the ticket doesn't need to ticket through security. The ticket, no, no, the ticket doesn't need to go through security.

So we're asking you this afternoon, what's the thing that you've just, you just forgot it was in your bag when you were going through airport security. Mickey's here. Hi, Mickey. Hi, Mickey. Hi.

Tell us, Mickey, what was in the bag? I had a three and a half inch pocket knife in my bag. Mickey! What are you doing, Mickey? You would have been put on a list for that. No, I forgot it was there. So my boyfriend at the time, he'd given it to me because I was walking in the dark from my work to my car.

Yeah. Yeah. And he wanted me to be protected, so he gave me this pocket knife. And it was in the bottom of my bag, and I'd completely forgotten about it. Do they accept that excuse when you told them it's security? Oh, no. They found it, and I was just like, I'll keep it. And they're like, oh, we can measure it, and if it's under a certain length, you can keep

it. And I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want that. Keep it. What? You can get a little one. It gets worse. You can get a little one on the pocket. It gets worse?

It gets worse. How does it get worse than a pocket knife? So they waved me through to the, sorry, the beeper. Yeah. And as I walked through, it beeped and the red light came on. Oh, no. And the guy pulled me aside and he goes, okay, what else do you have? And I said, I don't have anything else. And he used the little one thingy.

Come on, Mickey. Mickey, what was in your rectum? No, no, it was in my bra. Okay. What was in there? A tiny lighter. But I, at the time, didn't remember that it was there until it seeped. You forgot you had a lighter inside your bra.

It was a tiny little one. What was the lighter doing in your bra? I was at my best. And you what? You used to stash it in your bra. At that stage, you're definitely getting blacklisted. 100%. No, so he goes, okay, what's that?

And I freaked out. Remembering that I had a lighter in there, I said, I just got my nipples pierced and they watched me through. Oh, you lied. Oh, you're so lucky they believed you. Oh, you're naughty. You are naughty. I felt so mad.

I felt so bad. I can just picture Mickey being like, you want to see? Yeah. What, are you going to make me show you? Someone texts through and they said, I went through family court security and I forgot that I had an adult toy in my handbag. Showed up on the x-ray scanner. Yeah, that's not going to go down well in family court.

Wait, why are you carrying it around in your handbag? I took a fart gun through security. Turns out on an x-ray, it just looks like a normal gun. A fart gun? What fart gun? This person Turns out on an X-ray, it just looks like a normal gun. A fart gun? What fart gun? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi. Hi. I'm anonymous to protect my friends. Okay, good. That's a good friend award, anonymous. Yes. We're no longer friends, but I'll still protect her. Okay.

Two years ago, we were on our way to Friday Jams in Auckland. You okay, great. Yes, so we're coming and she was freshly single and we're coming through and it's all good and well and then they pull her aside and I'm not looking at her,

she goes, I don't know. So she goes, her dilly, her electric dilly was in a little case in her bag. Anonymous, did you have to use that word? I know you're anonymous, but Bree and I aren't,

and now you've just said the D word live on the radio. No, children won't know what that is, and they're on their way home. Well, now they're going to ask. Wait, have you got kids in the car? I swear I heard kids in the car. No, but I am a preschool teacher, so I know what words to use and get away with them. Okay, all right. Well, there you go.

Well, no, you're the expert then. If you say dilly's okay, then it's okay. Yep. It's a bit like sugar, honey, ice, tea. They don't know what that means either. Sugar, honey, ice. Oh, They don't know what that means either. Sugar, honey, ice. Oh, S-H. Oh.

Yeah. Okay, we're learning, we're learning. Charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. Someone texted and said, My ex-boyfriend wore my sister's ex-boyfriend's jacket to travel overseas and the sniffer dogs picked up something and they had to test the jacket. It was positive for cocaine in the pockets.

Oh, no. He got a rectal search and was put on a watch list. I would be furious. We're almost out of time, but Bridget, real quick, what did you try and take through security? So we have fireworks in our bag. Oh, yeah time, but Bridget, real quick, what did you try and take through security? So we had fireworks in our bag. Oh, yeah, okay. Bridget! But it didn't get picked up, so we flew from Alabama

all the way through to New Zealand and then to Australia and then found them ourselves once we were in Australia. Because you know an airport doesn't call them fireworks, eh? They call them explosives. Yeah, exactly. But this was a few days after we arrived in Australia. September 11 happened. You're kidding.

Oh. No, it was like crazy stuff. Yeah, everything changed after that. We'd been in America for the Independence Day, so we bought fireworks for that. Jeez. And then just put them in our hand luggage and just hadn't thought anything of it.

Well, there you go. And nowadays, you wouldn't even... What? You wouldn't even think about doing that. No, you wouldn't. No way would you think about doing that. Well, there you go, everybody. Check your bags.

Please, check your bags. Especially for D-words. Well, just anything. So many knives on the text machine. Bree and Clint. Z machine. Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? That's pink and just like a pill. Claudia and I sent it in the studio just then.

It's getting a live air guitar performance from you guys. How lucky am I? It was exhausting. How lucky am I? I looked at the song. I was like, oh, it's still 45 seconds to go. Claudia, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so. Should we start a band? I was going to oh, it's still 45 seconds to go. Claudia, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so.

Should we start a band? I was going to say, we should start a band. An ear band. An ear band. An ear band. That exists. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Coming off a real hiding last week, me, or the week before, before our holiday. What, was it? Yeah, you and your partner won 4-1 last time we played this. Yeah, I had a good week for once. Yeah, yeah, so something to prove this week in the One Second Song Challenge.

We're guessing songs as quickly as we can as a team. Grace, you're going to join my team this week. Hello, Grace. Hey, guys, How are you doing? We're good. Happy Friday. Oh, happy Friday. What a day.

Grace, what a day. What a day. What a day. What a day. You're taking on Lauren, who's joining Bree's team. G'day, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, guys.

Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Lauren, day for it. Day for it. Day for it. Friday, am I right? Claudia's going to Lauren, day for it. Oh, day for it indeed. Day for it. Friday, am I right? Claudia's going to run the game for us.

Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hello, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Christ. Claudia, what a day. What a day. Okay, let's bring her back.

This is the One Second Song Challenge. The gist of it is I'm starting a song from the beginning. You need to buzz in with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. And since May is Aotearoa New Zealand Music Month. Oh, yeah. These are all New Zealand artists. Great. It's going to be May.

We've all got our Kiwi band T-shirts on today. See if any of these bands feature. Yeah. I'm repping Navy. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Good luck. Here's your song.

Clint. Clint. Clint. What's it called? Navy. Three. Two. Can I have any? Because Brie doesn't know it either.

Can I have an extra couple of seconds? I feel like Brie might know it. Thought I'd be moving to London. Brie, do you know it or should I give it some more time? Now the... Better? No. Now the lyrics to the song she redid for us is in my head. What if I spend my whole life waiting for someone who doesn't even need me?

It's still not at the title. Can we go to our partners? Yeah. Yeah, right. Grace or Lauren, do either of you guys have the name of the Navy song? No. No. It's such a good song, too.

It's such a good song. This might have to be a forfeit. It's a forfeit. Yeah, it's called Till You're Ready. Oh, of course it is. That's so bad for me. I'm ripping the navy shirt. You're literally wearing the t-shirt.

And I love that song. It's okay. No points anywhere. No points. Over to Grace and Lauren. Yeah, buzz in with your names, guys. Here is your Kiwi song. No.

Grace. Lauren. Grace. It's Lorde. Do you know the name of the song? Green Light? Yeah. Well done, Grace. It's Lorde. Do you know the name of the song? Green Light? Yeah. Well done, Grace.

Iconic first track from her second album. Thanks, Wikipedia. Trying to redeem yourself. Okay. Grew up in Devonport in Auckland. That is one point. Real name, Ella Yalitza O'Connor. Okay, one point for Team Clint. Okay.

Get it out of your system. Okay. Okay, here's another one. Free. Free. Oh, is that true? No. No.

Oh, I know it too. Get out of here. Get out. Clint? That's Dan Rumble cruel. Yeah. Damn it. We're up 2-0.

We're up 2-0, Gracie. Come on, Lauren. Good one, Clint. You can do this here. You can win it. Keep us in it. Grace and Lauren, this is for you. Lauren. 660, white line. You can win it. Keep us in it. Grace and Lauren, this is for you. Lauren.

660, White Lane. You got it. Yes, Lauren. At least someone on our team is in the game. There's only one song left, so we're playing for either a win for me and Grace or a draw for everybody. Everybody is in on this one.

Everybody can buzz in. Someone off the text machine just texts through Wikibreadia. Wikibreadia. Here it is. Here it is. Everybody focus. This is the last song in the one second song challenge. Grace and Lauren can buzz

in as well. What is it? Grace. Brie. Oh, that's Georgia Lines. And the song is? She's done me with Navy. She doesn't have it. Lauren, do you know it? No.

I don't. Clint. Georgia Lines Faith? No. Shit, I was so fucking... Grace, do you know it? Clint. Clint. Georgia Lines Monopoly. Yeah,. The other one. Grace, do you know it? Clint. Clint. George Lyon's Monopoly. Yeah, it's Monopoly. Another amazing song. Grace, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Congratulations. Yeah, thank you. Nice work, Grace. Guys, that was dismal. I had a great time. Wiccabredia. Billie Eilish has had a bad week for publicity here in this part of the world anyway.

Yeah, not good. Not going well for her, especially in New Zealand, I think, mainly. Started at the start of the week when she announced 12, yes, 12 Australian concerts and zero, yes, zero New Zealand concerts. Nil. None.

And now she's copping some serious criticism about the price of those tickets to go and see her in Australia. But I'm actually wondering if the prices are actually that bad or if it's just a bit of a hate on Billie Eilish moment. So I've pulled the prices and we can go through it together. Okay. Are these Aussie dollars? No, I've converted them to New Zealand dollars.

Okay, great. Okay. So you'll be paying in Aussie prices, but this is the conversion. Right. So the cheapest ticket that you can get to go and see Billie Eilish at her tour in Australia is in the nosebleed seats way at the top of the arena.

So as far away from the stage as you can be but you'll be there and you'll be at the show. So they're the worst seats? They're the worst seats and they're the cheapest tickets. These are the bottom rung cheapest tickets you can get to go see Billie Eilish. $143. Okay. $143. I'm not saying it's a

small amount of money. I'm just saying that's how much it is. That's actually all I'm saying. The most expensive ticket that you can get to go and see Billie Eilish? $285. And that's for A Reserve aisle tickets. Is that the most? $285?

$285. So they vary from $140 to $280. Yep. There'll be limited nosebleed seats. Those 143s will go first. To get a regular general admission standing ticket to see Billie Eilish, 220 New Zealand dollars. Oh, not much difference from the A Reserve.

No, it's not. It's not. For the general admission. And I just, not, okay, I know it's a lot of money, but it kind of just is what tickets cost now. I feel like it's pretty on par with a lot of people's tickets. Claudia, you

go to a lot of shows. It's one of your favourite things to do. I couldn't count on two hands the number of shows you've been to this year. She loves a bit of live music. How much did you pay for your Jonas Brothers tickets? I got a good deal. I think they were $140. $140? Guys. I don't good deal. I think they were 140. 140? Guys. Yeah.

I don't, look, I don't want to be that person. Yeah. But I don't know if you should be comparing the Jonas Brothers with Billie Eilish. Okay, okay, fair.

That's fair, that's fair. No, I'm not saying... Tell us about my Taylor Swift tickets then. How much were your Taylor Swift tickets? $250 Australian dollars. Each? Each. But it's Taylor Swift

and it's the Air Reserve. Air Reserve. What about someone like SZA? Oh250 Australian dollars. Each. Each. But it's Taylor Swift and it's the heiress to her. And it was pay-you-reserve. What about someone like SZA? Oh yeah, that's a good comparison. Yeah, what'd you pay for SZA? Um,

it was a gift. Oh, your free work ticket? Nice. What'd you pay for Fred again? Uh, $150? $150?

Yeah. So you could go and, and where were they? Oh, at the back. At the back? Back, back row.

So it's actually, it's actually cheaper to see Billie Eilish from the back than it is to see Fred again from the back. And arguably a better show. There's just a lot of headlines about how bad these tickets are. And yeah, it is expensive if you have to do flights and accommodation to Australia as well. That sucks.

It makes it very unaffordable for most people. Can someone text through if you went to the Scissor show how much you paid and what was your ticket? Just a general admission on the floor ticket to Scissor. From memory it was really expensive. I think Scissor was very, I think the average was like $250. Really?

Yeah. For the bad seats. I feel like she was really expensive as well. I think you're right, Claude. Yeah. I paid $220 to go and see Incubus from the 2000s. Did you? Is that per ticket? Wait, no, wait.

It was per ticket. Per ticket. It was per ticket. But my problem was I booked the flights before the tickets. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's Incubus. It won't cost that much. So I got cheap flights. And then I had to buy the tickets because I already had the flights.

But at least you got that hideous Incubus tortilla shirt for free. It's time for Friday Okie. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Let's go. Let's go. Friday afternoon vibes. We've got to do Friday hokey. We record this earlier in the week.

We get it done kind of like Tuesday, Wednesday. You know when you have shower thoughts? Yes. I was standing in the shower this morning and it struck me that I had to hear my version of this song. And I was like, oh God, I forgot about that. I reckon both of ours are going to be good this week. Do you reckon?

Yeah, I've got a good feeling. Bree chose it and she's chosen Icona Pop. I know that I am due. I've had some shocking weeks. I got quite comfortable. I really enjoyed my Benson Boone. You've had

quite a few good weeks. There's something else we did that I felt really good about. It's not this one. It was the week before we went on holidays. Okay, let's just do it. If you've never heard Friday Oaky, Bree and I have spent time with the producer doing our covers. When you've heard both, Bree's and mine,

you'll get the chance to call us on 0800 DARS at M and pick the winner for the week. Something new we're doing actually this week as well is we filmed us singing in the booth. And Producer Ella, is that video going up this weekend? Yeah, I'll post it tomorrow. Look out for that on the Brain Cleanse socials if you've ever wanted to see behind the scenes how red we go.

And just how the vocals sound raw. Oh, that's not good. That's not good. It's a nice peeled back experience. Let's get into it. Okay. Brie chose. She's going to go first and then you'll hear mine.

Anything you need to say first? I don't think so. No? God, I hope I have a good week. All right. Here it comes. Come on. Let's go.

Bring it on. Brie's Icona Pop for Friday Oaky. I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched a leopard I took a shit into your bag and pushed it down the stairs I crashed my car into a bridge I don't care I love it I don't care I love it

I don't care You're on a different road I'm in the Milky Way You want me down on Earth But I am up in space You're so damn hard to please We gotta kill this switch You're from the 70s

But I'm a 90s bitch. I love it. I'm happy. I am happy. You have smashed that out of the park. I thought I did all right. I think that was a very credible cover of that song. Thank you, Clint.

Except for the bit where you said I took a shit into your bag. Is that not the lyric? Not quite the lyric. Oh, okay.. Thank you, Clint. Except for the bit where you said I took a shit into your bag. Is that not the lyric? Not quite the lyric. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Well, look, if Sam can make you sound that good. Mate, you'll sound good. Maybe there's Sam's a wizard. Maybe there's hope for me, yeah. There's hope.

Okay, here it comes. This is my Icona Pop for Friday Oaky. I got this feeling on the summer day when you go I crash my car into the bridge I watch the letter burn Friday O'Keefe. I don't care. You're on a different road. I'm in the Milky Way. You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space. You're so damn hard to please. We gotta kill this switch.

You're from the 70s, but I'm a 90s bitch. I love it. What were you worried about? I think we might have a battle on our hands this week. Sam, our audio producer, engineer extraordinaire is standing out of the booth. You've done us really well this week, Sam, as he always does. Man, I really like the effect that's on it.

Yeah, it sounds good, eh? Okay, all right. We've got a battle on our hands here. 0800 dial ZM. We're looking for five people who heard that and they reckon they know Which one is better Was it Bree's version

Or was it me Clint my version Who's got the best Icon of pop If you want to vote Call us now 0800 dial ZM We'd love to hear from you

Super short song We're back with the winner Bree and Clint Time for a Friday Okie result Friday Okie It's been a good week I think for us Song choice is everything result. It's been a good week, I think, for us. Song choice is everything, and I think I crushed it this week.

Well, we think we did well. We haven't gone out for any external opinions yet. I think I crushed it with the song choice. Oh, I like that. I don't know about... Like, we think we've done all right. I think we did good. I think we did good.

But... But pride comes before a fall, so let's find out. We did I Love It from Icona Pop. This was Bree. And this is me. Oh, sorry. Sorry. This is me.

We have five people standing by to vote, and the first vote goes to Olivia. Kia ora, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. Did you enjoy our Icon, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. Did you enjoy our Icona pop? Yeah, it was great. Who are you voting for?

Are you going to go Team Bree or Team Clint? It was a tough call, but I think Clint takes it. Fair enough, Liv. Fair enough. Both I thought were decent this week. Early advantage. Let's go to Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah.

Hi, Savannah. Hi. Tell us, mate. We need your f***ing new vote. By far, Brie. By far? I'll take it. By far, Brie.

I will take it. Do you think closer to the original? Because obviously the original is sung by a woman. I think it was like very close. Very close. Thank you, Savannah. Okay, thanks, Savannah, very close. Very close. Thank you, Savannah. Okay, thanks, Savannah. Thank you.

It's one all. We're going to Peter on 0800 dials at M. Kia ora, Peter. G'day, Pete. Kia ora. We're good, mate. We're very good. We need your thoughts, your feelings, and your vote.

Oh, yeah, you both did very well. That cunt was a little bit, yeah, a bit more in tune. A bit more in tune, you reckon? Fair enough. It's not often I am in tune. Peter's got a keen ear. We'll take it. It's 2-1 to me.

Let's go to Sophie. I know $800 at him. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi. How old are you, Soph? I'm 12. Oh, that means you're an expert in the Friday Oakey field.

So we would love to hear your thoughts. And who are you voting for? Today, it was very tough, but I'm voting for Bree. Yes, Sophie. Thanks, Sophie. You've kicked me in it. You've tied it up. That means, Chelsea, you have the decider.

It's all down to you. Who wins Friday-oke this week and why? It was quite cliche. Not going to lie, when Bree started, I was like, oh, is she gonna come in here? And I was like, oh, shit. You thought it was the real thing. I'll take that. Is she gonna sing it? Yeah.

So, I'm gonna go with Bree, sorry. Thank you, Chelsea. I don't care. I love it. I don't care. She was due. You're back in the winner's circle. It was that time of the month. She was due She was due You're back in the winner's circle Yep it was that time of the month

She was due Oh was it? No I'm just saying It was that time of the month For a good one for me Oh for a win Yeah yeah yeah True

I think we both did good this week The rest of that is none of my business How dare you ask me How dare you Bree and Clint It's time to do a birthday banger. Alright, this is birthday banger. We do it at the same time every day on our show

and it's where you can call us, tell us your birthday and we do some calculations and figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16 and we play one of these songs out in full. Gavin's going to go first. Good afternoon, Gavin, and happy Friday. G'day, Gav. G'day.

How's your week been, Gav? Busy. Busy, yeah. Busy, all right. Well, we'll keep this short and sweet. What's your birthday, Gavin? 10th of February, 68. All right, that means you were 16 in 1984.

And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. The Culture Club. Your boy George man, Gavin? Back in the day I was, but not me now. Fair enough, Gab. You're a man who knows what he likes and I appreciate that about you.

I don't mind that song from Culture Club. I quite like it too. Dibby's here. Hi, Dibby. G'day, Deb. Yeah, hi. Kia ora. Kia ora.

How's your week been, Debbie? How's my day? Oh, it's been busy. I'm on my final clinical placement. I've been an earthen student, so. Wowza. Yeah, you would be super busy, Debbie. Well, we appreciate you and the work that you do.

So let's do your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? My birthday is the 19th of July, 1981. All right, Deb. That means you were 16 in 1997. And let me take you back with this one. Oh, it's a ripper from Hanson. Oh, those boys.

Best ponytails in the business. You can't stop the bop, am I right, Deb? Yeah. Oh, my God. Was that you? Yeah, when you were 16 years old, you were into this? Oh, we all had a crush, I had the posters on the wall. Do you remember which one you were most into?

Was it the oldest? All three of them. All three? Deb's like, I'm not picky. I'll take any of them. Even Isaac, the weird old one. Yeah. Leave Isaac alone.

Isaac had his appeal. Did he? Yeah. Yeah. He's the only one with facial hair. Something for the mums. Okay, wait there, Debs. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Shay. Hi, Shay. Hi, Shay. Yeah. He's the only one with facial hair. Something for the mums. Okay, wait there, Debs. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Shay.

Hi, Shay. Hi, Shay. Hi. Now, I heard it's your birthday today, Shay. It is. Oh, happy birthday. How old are you turning? Are we allowed to ask?

Yeah, I'm turning 34. Oh, it's a good year. It's a good year, Shay. Does that mean... So that means you would have been born in 1990. Yep. And you would have been 16 though, Shay, in 2006. And here's your birthday banger. Niles Barkley, Crazy. Huge song when it came out. What do you reckon, Shay? Yeah, I like that song.

Yeah. I like it. Had a resurgence recently on TikTok. Did it? Yes. Yeah. I am voting for Henson. Are you?

Yeah. Oh, I might be going Niles Barkley crazy. Okay, we're going split vote. We're going to go to Claudia. Claudia, what's it going to be? Purely for the reason that I can't stand crazy, I'm going for Mbop for a Friday. There's culture club there. Always vote with hate in your heart, Claudia.

I appreciate that. She does. She does. Hey, Debbie, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah, those boys. Nice work, Deb. And good luck for the rest of the studies, okay?

Yeah, thank you. Brian Clint, coming straight out of 97. Here's Hanson on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint, that's Hanson. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today. What a bop. What a...

What a... What a nimbop. Nimbop. What a nimbop. This would have been good too. Ah, boy George. Would it have been good? Would it have been awful?

Actually, I'm not sure. I don't know if it's my favourite. It's got big SingStar vibes. Oh, I like this. This was on the first SingStar, wasn't it? Maybe. I think it was. The only thing I can remember from SingStar is Colby Calais Bubbly.

Yeah. And 99 Red Balloons. Yes. I hate that song. I hate that song too. I hate it. But for some reason your parents are always like, oh it's got 99 left balloons on it. Oh, it's a great song. It's a great song.

Bree and Clint. News out today that Android users are getting a new feature which iPhones don't have. That's the whole arms race of phones, eh? Every phone company wants to have the feature that the other phone doesn't have. And for a while, it was all about adding cameras.

It's like, we've got two cameras. We've got 65 cameras now. We've got 48 cameras on the front. We have a full DLSR on our phone now. Do you remember in the 2000s when the shavers arms race was on and they were like, Gillette was like, we've got a Mach 3, it's got three blades. We've got a Mach 17. Yeah, Schick were like, we're going to put 18 blades on it.

It's going to take off eight layers of skin. Yeah, this razor will definitely cut you. This feature I know is a feature that you are excited for. You said when we were at lunch today that this thing that's coming to Android makes you want to get an Android. Yeah, I think this could be the thing that makes me want to change to Android. As an

Android user myself, I feel like we already get bullied enough as it is for our green texts. So I don't, I'm not looking to get another thing to be made fun of. I feel like this new feature is going to detour you from wanting to be an Android user. I love like this new feature is going to detour you from wanting to be an Android user.

I love my phone. This is not a feature that I want on it. Not this feature is not for you. This feature is hand-picked for me. Well, coming soon to Android is audio emojis, which includes an emoji that emits a fart sound effect. I mean, keen. Imagine sending a little fart emoji that makes a sound.

You send me a poo, my phone will start farting. That's not what I'm looking for. Pardon you. Was that you live just then? Get off the grass. Imagine you're sitting on a train or you're in public somewhere. Oh, my God. I'm going to send you so many. I'm going to get an Android just so I can send you these fart sounds to your Android.

Just for that reason. Six audio emojis are coming first. What ones are they? Clapping hands. Okay. You'll hear applause. Tears. Okay. You'll hear applause. Tears of joy. You'll hear laughter.

Party pooper. Oh, party popper. Party pooper. What does the party pooper sound like? Party popper. You'll hear party noises. I guess like party whistles and stuff. Crying face.

You'll hear the sad trombone. Womp womp. Womp womp. Womp womp womp. Drums. Ba-dum-tsh. And then, yeah, if you send me a poo, Crying face, you'll hear the sad trombone. Drums. And then, yeah, if you send me a poo, I'll hear. That one's the best one. Buy a country mile.

You can't deny it. But you're going to do that. Someone's going to send it to you and they'll go, excuse me. And you'll go, it wasn't me. It was my phone. And they'll go, whatever. No one's going to believe you. It's like when people used to blame the leather couch. Sure it was.

It's my shoes. It's my shoes. Sounded like a very wet leather couch. I've got new Chuck Taylors, okay? They're squeaky. Anyway, that's the advancement that we wanted. Keen. I'm literally just.

Not airdrop. We wanted fart. We want fart noises. That's what we wanted. I'd take fart sounding emojis over airdrop any day. And that's us, mate. Thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. It's a wild

weekend this weekend. Well, it is every weekend but Sunday is the day. The boys are due. They're playing Newcastle. I'm going down to Hamilton to support my beloved Chiefs on Saturday night. Yes, it's all going down this weekend. The footy. I do love footy season.

Yeah, me too. It's the only reason I've got Sky going. Starts way too early and you're like, oh, we're not ready for any of that yet. It's still summer. Calm down, everyone. Calm down. Before you know it, it's winter. You're depressed and you sit in front of the TV drinking every weekend.

Oh yeah. That's our culture. People say we don't have any culture. That's our culture. What are you talking about? That's culture. Have an excellent weekend, everybody,

and we'll catch you back next week on the Brian Clint Show. We'll see you then. Bye. I'll take you down. I'll take you down. Play. ZM's Brian Clint.

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