ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd November 2021

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brian and Clint Podcast We're breaking news, I have a sore tummy Oh, what from? I've had it since the beginning of the show I know what it is I've kept it to myself, I've been a big brave boy Too many sweets

I've also kept some pain to myself, but I don't know if I'll still have it Have you got a sore tummy too? No, it's not my tummy Oh, okay Oh, better not be something else though No, no, no, it's not my tummy You gooch Is it lower or higher than the tummy? No, like it's not my tummy. Oh, okay. Oh, it better not be something else. Your gooch.

Is it lower or higher than the tummy? No, I said I didn't want to talk about it. I don't want it to be a cold or a sore throat or anything. Gout. No, no, it's not. Gout. That's what it was when I woke up. I had really sore feet and it reminded me of mild gout. Did you actually?

Did I get it? Yeah, you did. Whoa. Have you been drinking the craft beers? Yeah. Hey, can I just- And I've had quite a lot on the barbecue as of late It's gout brother

Can I just say There's nothing to be ashamed of with gout Nah there's not But there's just a stigma But why is there a stigma? Because you get it From living too well Yeah but some people can just be more prone to it

Oh yeah you have to be prone to it I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of Well it wasn't like the pain I felt last time But it was similar And I was really sore And I was like I'm not going to go for my walk this morning I'm going to relax And have some steak

I can't relate I've got a game for all of you to play And it's about guessing What something feels like. No. Okay, so Anastasia's out. The boys can play. I'm keen.

Okay, perfect. So what you have to do is lift up your tongue and then rub your finger, like, on the bottom of your tongue. Underneath. No, underneath. Under my tongue. Under. Wash my hands. And then you tell us what. No, underneath. Under my tongue? Under. Wash my hands.

And then you tell us what it feels like. So lift my tongue up. Lift your tongue up and then rub it on the bottom of your tongue and you tell us what that feels like. I have seen this trend. I've seen this trend as well. Feels like my finger on my tongue. Go down.

Go down a bit. Down a bit, like where the stringy bits are. Oh, the tongue banjo? Yeah. The old banjo. What does that feel like? Like I'm strumming a banjo. Oh, is that meant to feel like vagina?

Obviously, it hasn't touched many vaginas. It feels like a penis. Yeah, that's what they're saying. Oh, is that what it feels like? Yes It's hard for me because I've actually had that cut Have you? Yeah, like half because it was getting too long It was going between my teeth

Oh my god, what? Yeah, it was a frenzy for me How does that feel like a penis? And this one up here Anastasia, can you vouch with me? Because we're probably the only two that have touched multiple penises. I haven't touched any but I assumed that was what it was like.

That 100% feels like a penis. What part of the penis? End, tip. The end. Like when you roll back the full end. It's weirdly soft, isn't it? Not that I know. It's just like, you know what else feels like it? Like a raw

chicken. Yeah. Towards the end I didn't get vagina vibes. Did you? Yeah. It was just very warm and soft and lots of other descriptive words. What was I going to say? I was going to say something. Yeah, what are you going to say? Because we've got

a big news thing we're about to do today. I was going to say something. It was important. I forgot about that. Oh, no. Something to do with? Was it his tummy?

No, no. What was it? My penis. Oh, that's so annoying. I can't wait to get home and film him. Anyway. It was real interesting. Save it for tomorrow. Then we've got something juicy for tomorrow. Annoying. No. I can't wait to get home and film a... Anyway. It was real interesting. Yeah.

Save it for tomorrow. Then we'll get something juicy for tomorrow. I can't save it for tomorrow because I can't remember it. Nothing gets saved for tomorrow. It's now or never. We know this about the podcast. I'm going to change my work password. The number... Oh, that is boring chat.

Well, you couldn't think of anything. Do we have to... We've got to go. Do we have to record Friday Oki today? Yes, you do. I think so. You have to. Then we need to go.

See you guys. All right. Anastasia, we've got one shot at Do we have to record Friday Oki today? Yes, I think so. Then we need to go. See you guys. All right, Anastasia, we've got one shot at this today. All right. I reckon no sting at the start. We've decided that yesterday. No sting at the start. No, it's at the end. Yeah.

Okay. You've been listening to the Brian Clint Podcast. I'm... Now we have to do it tomorrow. That's it. That's it. Do I say for Juno Do I only get one shot

Yeah that's it What do you think Eminem said This could go all year One shot One opportunity Wait one question for tomorrow Do I say I'm producer

I mean to say Anastasia Lupin right Up to you mate It's up to you You start it We end it You can do whatever you want I'm Anastasia Lupin

Nah turn it off Now you sound like a kids presenter Yeah I'm Anastasia Lupin That's it off Now you sound like A kids presenter Yeah I'm Anastasia Lupin Hey guys That's the news Now gunge me Welcome back to

Welcome back to Star TV That's literally why I got into this job Because I want to be on What now someday Yeah well Keep playing your cards right mate

And that's where you'll end up You're doing good If anyone's listening From white bat media Oh god You know the bloody company She's done her research She's added them on LinkedIn Okay Alright we're going to go You're doing good. If anyone's listening from White Bat Media, I'm in. You know the bloody company. She's done her research.

She's added them on LinkedIn. Okay, all right. We're going to go sing our songs for this Friday. Have a good podcast. You've been listening to Brain Kid Podcast. Nah. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeart Radio. Playing ZM on iHeart Radio. Hey Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint and yeah, I know you've been feeling sorry for us, pitying us for the last 76 days as we sit here in lockdown.

But we're starting the show with banoffee pie today. So who's really winning? I know. It's so delicious. Yum, yum. Yum. And I'm just getting bigger and bigger. You know what else is today? It's Celebrity Treasure Island finale day.

The buzz around the country is massive. Tonight, spoiler alert, if you're watching on demand, I'm about to say who's in the finale. Oh, you're going to give away last night's episode? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, people are gearing up to watch. I feel like people are up to date, especially, you know,

if you're in lockdown because there's nothing else. Chris Parker, Edna Schwart and Lance Savali will battle it out tonight to dig up this $100,000 for a charity. It's so exciting because they're all such worthy competitors and they're all such amazing charities. Lance is the Heart Foundation, Chris Parker is Rainbow Youth and Edna is the Stroke Foundation. Yeah.

So one charity is going to take home $100,000. And someone's getting bragging rights. And Lance is on the show today before 5 o'clock. Does he give anything away about who wins Celebrity Treasure Island? We have to listen carefully to his voice to find out. Loose-lipped Lance, that's what they call him. Yeah, that's bloody exciting. We've got two shots at the secret sound today for 50 grand.

That's bloody exciting. We've got heaps of prizes on today's show, actually. And I can tell you this, the Pepsi track of the day has not gone yet. So if you know what that is, it's an exclusive club of people who know what it is. When you hear it, first person through is going to get 200 bucks cash thanks to Pepsi Max. That's right. But we've got 50 bucks right now, all thanks to KFC with Tradie vs Lady. If you want it, call us 0800 DIAL ZM if you think you can take down your opponent.

We'll play after a couple of songs. Here's Sons of Zion and Love on the Run on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Here we go.

The Tradies vs the Ladies. The Tradies winning, sitting at 92 wins for the year. The ladies at 89, right behind them. Let's meet our lady tradie first today. She's from Auckland, she's 22, and she's a qualified hairdresser and plasterer. Welcome to the show, Chloe. G'day, Chloe. Those two kind of go hand in hand if you're doing foils in hairdressing

and then you're slapping stuff on the walls for plastering. Which career have you opted for? Which lane are you currently operating in? I currently own a salon. Yeah, good, good. Yeah, nice. Something to fall back on. Okay, good.

You're going head to head with our lady lady today. She's 21. She's from Whanganui and she forgot her own age when she rang up. You are 21. Monica. Hi. How old did you think you were, Monica? I said 20.

Yeah, right. It sneaks up on you. Have you had a birthday recently? Yeah, I have. Oh, nice. When was your birthday? Don't ask her. She doesn't know.

Monday. Oh, Monday. So really recent Oh happy birthday Big one too 21st Two days ago Fairly recent

It should be fresh In your mind Yeah Thank you Monica your buzzer Is lady I'm going to need you guys To be very clear today

Lady for Monica And tradie for Chloe Good luck guys First to three points Gets 50 bucks Here we go Question number one It is the season finale Of Celebrity Treasure Island tonight.

Who are the three celebrities? Yes, Monica. We've got Lance, Chris and Edna. You've crushed it. They will battle it out to take home $100,000 for their charity. One to the ladies. Nice work. Question number two.

Who is playing Princess Diana in the upcoming movie about her life? Is it A, Kristen Stewart, B, Kirsten Dunst, or C, Kristen Wiig? Trudy. Yes, Chloe. Is it B? B, Kirsten Dunst. No, Monica, you get a free shot. Am I able to ask for those names again, please?

Yes, Kirsten Stewart, Kristen Dunst or Kristen Wiig? Is it A? A, Kristen Stewart is correct. The Twilight star herself apparently getting rave reviews saying it's one of the best performances of her career. Yeah, the first time Diana has turned into a vampire. Yeah, crazy. All right, two to the ladies and none to the tradies so far.

You need this one here, Chloe, to stop Monica, okay? Question number three. Which cartoon character has the catchphrase, eat my shorts? The tradie. Yes, Chloe. Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson is correct.

She's on the board. Back in the game. Question number four. Name a make and model of ute available in New Zealand. Lady. Toyota Hiace. Who said that? Me.

Tradie. Yeah. I said lady first. Yeah, I heard tradie and lady at the exact same time. I think we have to void that one, Brie. Do you agree? Yeah, I feel like it was like literally the same. You can't give the answer until we tell you that you buzzed in first.

Okay, that's not the rules. But you would have been correct. So you were spot on. All right, we go back to two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Which clothing brand has a little horse and polo player as their logo? Sides, tradie. Yes, Monica, for the win.

Polo Ralph Lauren. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, for the win. Polo Ralph Lauren. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Monica. You've got 50 bucks thanks to KFC coming your way. Thank you. Nice work.

And you take the ladies to 90 wins and the tradies only two out in front on 92. It's tightening up. It's arguably the greatest Christmas song of all time. It would be for a lot of people. Yeah, I think for our generation, it's the biggest Christmas song of all time. It's the biggest Christmas song. It's Mariah Carey's song, All I Want for Christmas. I know this is triggering to hear this on the 3rd of November,

but it's been a rough year. I think we bring everything forward. And we're playing it for a reason, because I have massive breaking Mariah Carey news. Yeah. Like when you thought 2021 couldn't get any weirder, Mariah Carey has teased that she has a new Christmas song coming out.

What? Oh yeah. I mean, it makes sense. This song has experienced, I think somewhat of a renaissance in the last few years too. Surely it's bigger in the last three years than it's been in recent history, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Is it? Yeah, right. Okay. Is it going to be as good as this? That's what I want to know. Well, I have the exclusive. And I've got a little snippet of the new song. An exclusive?

Exclusive. No one else has it. Mariah sent this directly to you. No one else has it. Good. I've got this from the dark web, a place called Twitter. Okay. Look, now, obviously this song, All I Want for Christmas,

is about, you know, wanting someone to spend Christmas with. Yes. The new song, which is called Fall In Love At Christmas, is also about finding a relationship. And not only that, she's also collaborated with other artists. Okay. I'm building it up. We're getting to it.

We'll play it for you. Khalid. Yes. Gospel singer Kirk Franklin. Okay. And a guy called Kerry. Right. So that's not her?

No, that would be Mariah Carey. That's her. Khalid and a gospel singer, they've all collabed. This is the song. It's called Fall in Love at Christmas. It hasn't fully dropped yet, but this is the snippet. Okay, I've got an important question. Yes. Why isn't it good?

There's a lot going on, isn't there? It's always risky for me when I hear that someone is throwing a whole lot of artists at a track. You know, when someone's a superstar from years gone by and then they throw a whole lot more artists on the track, I kind of go, oh, are you trying to pad it out with extra people? I think she's missed, where's the Christmas bells like she has in All I Want for Christmas? Where's the sleigh?

Is it a grower? Is it a grower? Do we need to hear it a little bit more? Oh, baby, we've got a fun time This is a shop we live This summer we live Oh, boy Why isn't it fun? It's a love song. So is the other one.

I think it's all the Disney kind of... It's pretty Disney, eh? Very Disney. Maybe it's for the next Frozen movie. It's very Jasmine and Aladdin. Very. That's... Okay. All right, well... Hey, look, it's 2021.

You take what you can get at this point, alright? Man, you really ruined Christmas. It's better than nothing, right? I just realised I'm doing Christmas content back to back, but you know what? I don't care. You've switched into Christmas mode. Did you realise you'd switched into Christmas mode?

I didn't realise, but I think I've switched into Christmas mode early because I need it. Yeah. Are you going to put your tree up early? Yeah, I think so. Usually I'm not the type to put it up early. I'm a first to December. Yeah.

But I feel like this year has been so in the pits, I need something to bring me back up. The mood has changed, eh? Yeah. It's like, do what makes you happy this year. Yeah, try and distract yourself. A hundred percent. If you want to have a two-month Christmas build-up, go for it.

Well, this story is a story about Christmas, but it's about a woman who has threatened to ruin Christmas. I'm calling her the real-life Grinch. Okay. But I'm also kind real life Grinch. Okay. But I'm also kind of on her side. Okay. So this is the story. Her name is Liz and she lives in an apartment building, right?

So lives in an apartment building and she'd ordered a TV. She bought herself a new TV. She was obviously super excited about it and she got it sent to the apartment block. Cool. Yeah. Anyway, she realised that it had been dropped off. She got confirmation from the post that someone had dropped it off or the courier, but the TV wasn't there. Oh.

So... Surely you have to sign for a TV. So... Don't leave a TV on the doorstep. Well, I think... I'm not sure what it's like in an apartment, but I think they can get into this certain area where they leave mail. Oh, okay. So it's just people from the apartment that would be able to have access to it. Right.

Okay. So she's realised that someone from the building has stolen the TV. Yeah. And she's not happy. So she has put out a note to every single apartment in the apartment block and it said this, to the person who stole my TV. Are you ready for this? Because it's quite full on. Yeah. Wait, I think I just need to find the full note. Here we go. To the person who stole my TV, bring it back and all will be forgiven. Otherwise, there will be no Christmas in this building this year.

I will steal every single package. I will steal every mat and every trash can. I will engage in warfare until the day I move out. It's up to you. You broke bees. You have 24 hours. Right. So she sent that note out to their mother.

It's a big threat. I don't know that she'd have the people on her side though. Look. Because she's threatening to ruin it for everybody. Well, that's the thing. So would the people be angry at her? Because she hasn't done anything yet. No.

She hasn't done anything. The person who is ruining it for everyone or could ruin it for everyone. Stole the TV. Stole the TV. So do people turn on the people who stole? Go on a witch hunt together. Exactly. Anyway, look, I'm not saying that violence is the answer because she's threatened warfare. But do you think she got the TV back? Yes

or no? Once you've stolen the TV I think it would be hard to return it because if I stole the TV But it could be returned anonymously. Oh, yeah. Without any questions. Yeah, but if you or I stole a TV, I would have unboxed that thing straight away and got it on the wall. So if anyone came around, I'd go, oh, no, that's been there for ages.

So they'd have to take it down and re-box it. But I think maybe she did get her TV back. What's the deal? After a few days, Liz, after writing this letter to her entire apartment block, did receive the TV back. Yeah, wonderful. It's a Christmas miracle. Christmas was saved. Anonymously?

Anonymously. Yeah, absolutely anonymously. Can you imagine? I'm not taking her on. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Kirsten Stewart is back in a big way. They're saying that this is her biggest and best performance ever,

her portrayal of Diana. Oh, I know. I'm so excited. She's going to be in the new film called Spencer. If you've ever seen the clips and that kind of thing, you're going to just gag. It looks so much like her. But she's also making headlines today

because she has announced that she's actually engaged to her fiancé Dylan Meyer the two announced their relationship I think it was like end of 2019 we first saw photos of them together and Kristen announced today

that the two lovely gorgeous women are getting married in LA she said quote I want it to be pretty chilled you can kind of imagine her wanting that don't you think? like when I heard that I was like yeah I can quote, I want it to be pretty chilled. You can kind of imagine her wanting that. Don't you think? Like when I heard that,

I was like, yeah, I can see Kristen Stewart wanting it to be pretty chilled. She wants it to be in LA so all her friends can come. She says there won't be anyone walking down the aisle or any of that kind of thing.

They're going to stand up, say their vows around friends. Cool, chill, cool, calm, collected. But I will say, cannot wait to see her as Princess Diana in Spencer. Counting down the days. Yeah, me too.

It's going to be amazing. And that's awesome news for her. How long have they been dating? Three years. Yeah. They were quiet. They kept it on the down low for a little while. And then, yeah, now they're obviously for the whole world to know.

But I think it's been about two or three years. Yeah. It's going to be a big 12 months for Kirsten Stewart. She's back in a big way. I watched Twilight on the weekend. Have you only just watched Twilight? No, no, no, no. I re-watched it.

It was on TV. And you know when you finish your streaming and you go onto normal TV, it was just on there. Man, that is a bad series of movies. Like, she's come a long way. So has Rob. Who's now Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When's Taylor Lautner going to get a big role? I don't know what Taylor Lautner's up to. He did that Valentine's Day movie. Actually, I can tell you what he's up to. Yeah? I don't know what you should say. Yeah? He's swanning around LA,

and his career's kind of been a bit halted, but yeah, we haven't really seen much from him in a while. He tried to release some music for a while. He's still hot. Still full-time hot. Still hot. That's for sure. Can confirm.

Yeah. Can confirm. That's the important bit. As hot. That's for sure. Can confirm. Yeah. Can confirm. That's the important bit. As long as he's still hot, he's still good to go. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent

Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. It's getting quite intense. The phones are running red hot with people wanting to guess the secret sound. And Ella, you've got news about something

happening with the secret sound tomorrow. I do. I think the best part of being the soundkeeper is being able to give away the money. So why not give more people a chance to guess? So we're going to do a blitz tomorrow. Every hour from 7 till 5, we'll do a blitz. Everyone gets a guess. Well, not everyone. Everyone who we'll do a blitz. Everyone gets a guess.

Well, not everyone. Everyone who gets through. More people. More people get a guess. Bring on the blitz. Bring on the blitz. Unless Ruth guesses it right now and takes home the full 50K. Isn't that right, Ruth?

Hello. Yes, I hope so. You don't want a blitz, do you? You want to take it right now. No, I don't want a blitz. I want it now. Good idea, Ruth. I want you to You want to take it right now. No, I don't want a blitz. I want it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good idea, Ruth. I want you to win it right here, right now.

Okay, you've heard it by now, but let's do it one more time. This is the secret sound. Ruth, what do you think that is? I think it's the sound of bubble wrap when you're popping it. Oh. Sound of popping bubble wrap. I mean, it's very satisfying. Have you been testing this out, Ruth?

Yeah, I have. I have been testing it out. And I think I've lined up my clues. I've got some bubble wrap right here. Should we test it? Okay, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I think you might need to pop a couple.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. It should sound like that How does it line up with the clues, Ruth? So level three made me I thought that because more retail shops opened up And when you're getting fragile parcels It's wrapped in bubble wrap Yeah, also just the anxiety of lockdown maybe popping some bubbles for stress relief.

That fits, Ruth, because people packaging stuff in bubble wrap. Yeah. Buy now, use later. How does that one work? If you buy a big reel of bubble wrap, you can always use it later because you've got so much. Yeah, that works. Yeah. And did you see bubble wrap in Soundkeeper Ella's video?

I'm pretty sure I've seen a big real hidden behind something. Ella, can you confirm? Was there bubble wrap in your video, Chloe? Do you know what, Ruth? I'll tell you very soon. 50k is a lot of money. It is? Ruth.

Yes? There is no bubble wrap in that video. Not the secret sound. You had to go for it, Ruth. You just had to. Yes. I know. I'm probably seeing things because I think I've guessed, like,

heaps of the clues and, yeah, I've been up late, so I'm seeing things now. We can't check it with Ella, but do you have a backup guess? I've got a few backup guesses. Yeah, right. Yeah, go on. You can ask Ella now. OK, Ruth.

I don't have my paper with me. Thank you, though. Yeah, maybe you get through tomorrow for the blips, OK? Good luck. Thank you. Bye, Ruth. Another shot at the Secret Sound at 5 o'clock. And yeah, like Sunkeeper Ella said,

guesses all day tomorrow from 7 until 5 p.m. Guesses all day. We'll talk to you at 5, Ella. Thank you. Thanks, Ella. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Have you ever loved a product so much you thought,

I want to get this tattooed on my body because I just adore this thing so much? It could be anything. But a woman by the name of Beth Queedy, she's 23. She's a tattoo apprentice from Liverpool. She decided that she loved this particular brand of sausage roll so much from a place called Greg's. And it's not just any sausage roll. It's a vegan sausage roll.

And she loves these things. She eats them every day. She thought, I'm going to get this tattooed on my body. She got a full sausage roll tattoo on her body. Wow. Okay. I don't love anything that much. But if I know one thing About the vegan community

They do like to tell you that they're vegan So having it tattooed on your body I guess is a logical next step In the process I'm trying to think if I've ever met someone That's got like a product tattooed on them I know people who have got Like I know a guy who's a big

Lego fan and so he's got a Lego man tattooed on him. Yeah, a lot of Lego tattoos. But he doesn't have the Lego logo. Yeah. Like I think that's different, right? You know, when I first started working in radio, I worked at a radio station in Brisbane called Nova 106.9

and a couple of my mates from America came over to visit me. Yeah. And I just started this job there and I was telling them about it and they visit me and I'd just started this job there and I was telling them about it and they knew how hard I'd worked to get my first kind of job in radio. And we had these amazing three weeks where these friends of mine were over and a big part of it was that I got the news that I got this job

at this radio station. And one of the girls, my friend Jen, she said to me, she's like, I always get a tattoo at the end of every trip. She goes travelling everywhere and she always gets a tattoo. Yeah. To remember the trip by and she got the radio station's logo. Did she? And it was massive.

She got this huge tattoo. You don't even work there anymore. I know. But still, I mean, it's a memory. It's like, you know, something that happened and yeah. If you had, you don't, that 13 is not a Taylor Swift 13 either. No, no.

I just had to check. You don't have a brand tattoo on you. No. But if you had to get one, can you think of what is the closest brand you would get to having tattooed on your body? Anything to do with cheese. Yeah, but you'd have to pick a brand of cheese.

Yeah, see, I like them all. Yeah. I don't discriminate. Mainland. I like all the cheeses. Dairydale. Better by Bega. Better by Bega.

You approach this cheese, Ben? I get the closest I would come, and I wouldn't get this, and I'm glad I didn't get this. No, not Audi. You get the three Audi rings, and you go, this and I'm glad I didn't get this Audi. No not Audi. You get the three Audi rings and you go this oh that's because I drive an Audi The only thing more pretentious than driving an Audi would be wearing Audi

merch and then getting an Audi tattoo I feel like you'd get the Audi rings on your lower back. You'd have a lower back tattoo of the Audi rings An Audi tramp stamp. Yeah. No no if I was going to get something, I reckon I came dangerously close in my 20s to getting an All Blacks tattoo. You know?

Oh, no. Just to pledge allegiance to Du Bois. But I'm so glad that I didn't. You should get one one time. You know where people go early on like a World Cup and they get it before the game because that's how confident they are. Someone did that for the 2019 World Cup. They got, yeah.

I see people do it all the time and sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. It's such a big risk for such little payoff. Such a gamble, eh? Sports teams is probably, there's quite a few out there. Sports teams is a little bit different. Yeah. I want people to call up this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Like, do you have an iPhone tattooed on your body?

Do you have the Apple logo tattooed somewhere on you? Oh, that'd be cool. Like, something like that. What else? Like, oh, you could have the John Deere logo tattooed on you somewhere. Do you have the Nippy's chocolate milk logo tattooed on your upper thigh? I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, that's a good one. I'd probably get around that. It's a conversation starter.

Yeah, absolutely. 0800 dials at M or you can text it in to 9696 and we want to know if you love a product so much that you went out and got it tattooed on your body. Yeah, do you have the KFC logo? Or do you just have a bucket of chicken tattooed on your arm?

Over in the UK, in Liverpool, has gotten a tattoo of a sausage roll from Greg's, which is a shop over in Liverpool, because she loves it so much that she said, I'm going to get this tattooed on my body so it's there for life. Global news plus the tattoo, surely she gets free sausage rolls for life now. Well, you'd think so, but I think she eats like seven a week.

So Greg can afford it. Greg has got millions of dollars of free marketing out of this. Greg, if you're listening, give the lady some sausage roll. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, did you love a product so much that you got it tattooed on your body? Yeah, there are some fantastic text messages coming through. Evan's on the phone. Hi, Evan.

Hi, Evan. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you love so much you got it tattooed on your body? I got Kiwianus. I got the Foursquare, the Buzzy Bee, LMP Can, Frosty Boy, the Tiki. Jeez, you're a walking billboard. I like that, Evan.

That's cool. What was the first one you got? The first one was a pair of jandals. A pair of jandals, yeah. And you should reach out to Heavy Arnas and see if you can do an endorsement, you know? You just brand up those jandals. Good to know. Get everybody good, mate.

Yeah, that'd be good, yeah. And then just get free stuff from Foursquare. Yeah. Frosty Boy hooks it up. Have you reached out to Alan Peters to see if you can get any free Alan Pete for your tattoo? No, people look at me a bit queer though when I walk into the four-square with my four-square on there. And you should look at them

and go, I own this place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuse me, do you work here? Okay, cool. I own the whole shop. Someone on the text machine said, I have an RM Williams tramp step. That's outrageous. Is it the big long horns? Because it would fit perfectly in that back

There's two logos There's the bull horns And then there's the curly RM Williams writing It's the bull horns That's the iconic RM Williams No one's getting RM Williams It's definitely the bull horns Don't say it like getting the bull horns tattooed on your tramp stamp spot

Is a normal thing to do I rate it Here's something to hang on to If you got free here Getting the bullhorns tattooed on your tramp stamp spot is a normal thing to do. I rate it. Here's something to hang on to. If you've got free... Yeah, right. Kurt's here. Hey, Kurt. Hey, how's it going?

Good, man. Hey, Kurt. What have you got tattooed on your body? You loved it so much. So me and a few other guys got rose tattooed on us after being on The Bachelorette. Wait. Oh, yeah, I saw this, Kurt. I remember this episode. Were you on The on The Bachelorette. Wow. Yeah, I saw this, Kurt.

I remember this episode. Were you on the New Zealand Bachelorette? Yes, but the first season was Lucina. And how did it go for you, Kurt? I haven't watched the end. Did you win? Hell no. Can I ask, why did you want to get immortalised losing the bachelorette on your body?

Well, he didn't know that he was going to at the time. Maybe it was during the season. Is that right, Kurt? So, yes, a few of the boys when we went to Argentina wanted to get a tattoo on us. But after one of the guys who passed away last year, who was on the show, some other boys got a tattoo for his remembrance. Right. Which is really nice.

For his remembrance. Yeah, right. Because one of our mates, Jesse Williams, got that tattoo, didn't he? I believe so as well, yeah. At different points in time. Yeah, okay. Well, that makes a lot more sense.

It's a memorial now. Yeah. I thought you were just going. I thought it was like a ploy sense. It's a memorial now. I thought you were just going. I thought it was like a ploy to get Lucina to choose you. You can't not give me a rose. I've already got one. I've got it tattooed on myself. It's like if I get a tattoo of a rose, can I be the next bachelor?

Thanks, Kurt. Good call. Let's talk to Tiana. Hi, Tiana. Hi, Tiana. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks.

What product did you love so much that you thought, I'm going to get this tattooed on my body? Well, it wasn't me. I was getting a tattoo in Dunedin, and I asked my tattoo artist what her favorite tattoo was, and she pulled up her skirt, and on her thigh, she's got a love heart with a Satisfye Pro 2 and love heart. Shut it down.

That lady wins. Whoa. Whereabouts was it? Like on her thigh, just above her knee I'm pretty sure. On the upper thigh? Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Tiana, what do you think of the tattoo? I thought it was awesome. Good on her. That's awesome. Good for her. I rate that. She wins. Her and the RM Williams lady, they win.

Absolutely. Lock it in. Right now, are you familiar with the band Tame Impala, Brie? I am. It's actually just one guy. Did you know that? Tame Impala, just one guy. Probably didn't know that.

There's some people who like Tame Impala love to sing. I like to tell you that Tame Impala is just one guy. Anastasia tells me every time. Every time there's a Tame Impala song, she goes, did you know Tame Impala is just one guy? Anastasia, did you know Tame Impala is just one guy? Who's Tame Impala? You know one time.

It's pretty cool. Do you guys remember the John Butler Trio? Yes. You know one time, I can't remember which way it was, but I was trying to fit in with my friends and we were like teenagers and my friends were talking about the John Butler Trio. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I love those guys. Love the John Butler Trio.

And my friend looks at me and goes, it's just one guy. Oh, those people, eh? And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that. That's a real Anastasia move. And in my mind, I was like, why call it a bloody trio? Well, Tame Impala did a gig over the weekend. And I want you to take a listen to this. Something went down before the show where Tame Impala couldn't take the stage.

Your attention, please. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the musical act Tame Impala will not be performing tonight. The members were involved in a recent Squid Game event and unfortunately were all eliminated. A replacement act has been arranged. So obviously it's a joke at this stage. They say Squid Game? Squid Game event. Right.

But at this stage, who are you going to be happy with? You're there, you're festy ready. Tame Impala's the headliner. Probably John Butler Trio. John Butler Trio. Wasn't John Butler Trio. That would have been pretty good. Sorry, he would have been a pretty good replacement. Clint, it's one guy. I'll give you one more guess. Who else would replace Tame Impala? Has to be like for like. Has to be as big as Tame Impala. Has to get the crowd going. Who else would be up there?

I don't know. Here it is, the replacement in Tame Impala Act, who actually came out on stage. Please welcome to the stage, The Wiggles. How good. Were they actually there? I think so, yeah. It looks like they were actually there and they actually came out on stage.

You pay for a Tame Impala show and you get the wiggles. Can you imagine? You go to a Tame Impala show and people do what they do at Tame Impala shows. I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just assuming. You're off your face. And you're there and neck minute, hot potato starts playing and there's a big dinosaur on the stage and you're like,

what is going on here? And the whole time you were just going, did you know Tame Impala is just one guy? I thought it was just one guy. There's like seven dudes up there. Bree and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually one of the biggest titles in this country as being the fastest Googler on this show. And this is where we go head to head. Everyone in the studio versus someone on the phones. And today, that's you, Bridget. G'day. Hello. Have you heard this game before, Bridget?

Just once. Oh, okay. All right. Well, that means you've got a fresh look on it. Here's how it works. I will be asking you questions that I've put into Google myself. I'm looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer, the most common answer that comes up for that particular question.

If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, you're out of that question. First to three wins the game. Are we ready to play? Ready. All right, are we all Googling on phones? Are you Googling on a phone, Bridget? Yeah.

Okay, perfect. That means everyone in here will be Googling on their phones. Here we go. Question number one. What year was Travis Scott born? What year? 1992. Clint got in first, followed closely by everyone else.

I nearly said 2008. I just want to point out that I've gone with Anastasia's key of just putting in whatever your fingers bring up. I actually Googled what year was Tracy's Scott Bow and I managed to get it. Nice. Well, I didn't. All right.

You just put Travis Scott, yeah. It didn't work. Here we go. Question number two, one point to Clint. How long does a painted lady butterfly live for? How long? Twelve months. That's right.

Anastasia, on the money with that. Twelve months from when it's laid as an egg to a full butterfly. I don't think Clint had even had search at that point. Oh, come on. I like that. Keep talking that smack talk. I'll rate that. One to Clint, one to Anastasia.

Here comes question number three. How many Grammys has Adele won? Nine. Ben is out. Seven. Clint is out. Oh. Come on, Bridget.

Oh, I know the answer. Yes, that is correct. It is 15. That was stressful. Did you go for a guess, Ben? I went for a guess. Yeah. Yeah.

You underrated Adele a lot. I did not. Seven Grammys is a hell of a lot of Grammys. She's got double. I know. Bridget, you still with us? Yeah. Bridget?

Bridget sounds different. Bridget. Bridget. Yep. Bridget, you still with us? Yeah. Bridget? Bridget sounds different. Bridget. Bridget. Yep. Sorry, my daughter's here too. All right, are you still playing? Bridget? Bridget.

No, let's just assume that she is. Anastasia's about to close this game out anyway. Good luck, Bridget. Bridget, are you there? Okay, here we go. Anastasia's good, but I. Bridget, are you there? Okay, here we go. Anastasia's good, but I think Bridget might have her today. Question number four. How many seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island

has there been? Two. Three. Four. Everyone is out except for you, Bridget. Oh, it's three, isn't it? I said three. Come on, Bridget. Oh no, you got this, Bridget. Come on got this Bridget Come on Bridget 11 Bridget

Oh she came through It's been 11 seasons 11 Well I think there's actually been more I think there's been a few more than that But that's what it says on Google when you type that in True that's what matters Right 1 to Bridget

2 to Anastasia Nice Bridget what are you up to? Alright Bridget's two to Anastasia. Nice. Bridget, what are you up to? All right, Bridget's back, everybody. Did you not hear me? No. Better late than never, Bridget Mews. And I'd already given you the point.

So nice work. You're in the game. Here we go. Question number five. How long is the Great Wall of China? 21,196 kilometres. 296. Oh, I think Bridget got it.

Just to the untrained ear, I'm going to give it to Bridget. She got in there. She's back. She started first and just finished before everyone else. Bridget's on 1G, I reckon. It's that slight phone delay, so I've got to give it to Bridget. All right, this is the grand final. It's going to be Anastasia and Bridget.

Here we go, Bridget. Are you ready? Wait for it. Wait, wait, wait. Bridget. Yeah, I'm ready. Bridget, are you still there? What's going on?

I feel like she's dropping in and out. Alright, Bridget, here we go. This is the last one. You could win it here. Question six. When was the toaster invented? 1890s. I'm going to give it to Bridget.

Yeah, I agree. give it to Bridget. Bridget. Yeah, I agree. Well done, Bridget. Bridget, you're the Google Down champion today. Congratulations. Don't know how you did it, but come back at the century. Nice work, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Bridget. Thanks, guys.

Wait for it. She's going to. Tonight is the final of Celebrity Treasure Island. And please welcome to the show this afternoon, the lying, the conniving, the backstabbing, the manipulative Lance Sullivan. You absolutely just butchered my last name. It's Savali. Savali.

What did you just say, bro? That was payback for all the lives. Yeah, that was for the girls. That was for Jess. That was for Edna. I miss you, Bree. I miss you. I miss you too, Lance.

We had our little moment. We had our little kiss on screen. That was cute. I know. The only kiss of Treasure Island, and I think we did well. I know. Lance, I reckon that kiss was strategy as well. I reckon you're doing everything you can to get yourself into that final three.

And congratulations. It seems to have paid off. Oh, bro. Don't ask me how, but I did it. So here we are. I was handing Lance secret clues behind everyone's back because we were actually dating during the filming. Were you? Yeah.

That's a good way to go. There's a scoop. It was either her or Matt Chisholm, right? I think you made the right choice. Yes. Oh, good old Matty. Lance, you've been an incredible competitor on CTI this year, and it's paid off for you.

You're in the finals. We find out tonight if you go all the way. Has it been a worthwhile experience for you? Would you do it again? Dude, I would do it tomorrow if they asked me to. I honestly, coming off that island, I don't know. The experience was just like no other. If someone was to ask me for advice to prep for this show,

I couldn't, I wouldn't know what to tell them. Going into that show, I was so on the fence about it, and then coming off it, I'm like, holy heck, that was amazing. The people I've met, you know, I've got a new boyfriend, Chris Parker now. It's great. You guys are a hot couple, by the way. The bromance is real.

The bromance is real. We can't wait for it to become official on Instagram. Lance, look, I think the only way you can prepare for a show like this is to get all your friends and family and everyone close to you to lie to you constantly for like three months leading into the show. I mean, Monday

night, mate, that was fireworks. That was primetime television. Like, when you chose the pairs, no one knew what you were going to do. What was it like? You weren't helping at all, Bree You were instigating it like, so Lance Who will it be?

I'm like, shut your mouth, Bree Lance, it was my job I was just helping along the drama You were dropping the bombs I was just a bystander What was it like for you watching that back? Was it just as awkward as it was being there? Bro, honestly, I was in fits Because I know awkward as it was being there bro honestly i was in fits because i know

how intense it was at that moment for us to be at home just having a laugh at it and just remembering how serious we took it like it just goes to show how consumed we are by this pirate game yeah it was literally it's it's really like that because even for people like us, the crew that were working on the show, it's all anyone talks about and it's like anything other out in the world doesn't exist. So it's literally like you've backstabbed someone, literally. Yeah.

And people are like... Very personal. In the forehead. Right in the forehead. That's so ruthless. We don't know how you're going to go tonight yet Well Bree does, I don't Yeah I was there

And you know But I've got a proposition for you If you win Celebrity Treasure Island tonight What are your thoughts on a celebrity boxing match Against last year's champion Sam Wallace Easy, set it up right now Sam doesn't want these hands He's like four foot nothing

I feel like you'd have the reach on him and then some. I'll promote that fight. That's good. Hey, Lance, one last question that's not Celebrity Treasure Island related, but I've been dying to ask you this. I jumped on the meet me at my spot trend that I saw on your TikTok, and then today I literally saw Jason Derulo doing the dance. Did you and your mate Elvis actually start that?

No, we didn't. I'm not going to take the credit. We made up those moves, but I kind of got that vibe from another random video I got, like from this white boy. I was like, oh, let's just like do this, but like with different moves. So I guess we did the moves, but but in terms of the concept, not mine. I thought Jason Derulo had ripped off another Kiwi. Technically, everyone is doing your moves.

I jumped on the trend early, and then Jason Derulo's copying you, mate. No, no, no one's as sexy as you, Bree. There he is. Ladies and gentlemen, this final of Celebrity Treasure Island is tonight. Who's going to take it out? That's Lance Savali. Kia ora, bro. Thank you.

Thanks, Lance. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. As the last guest of the day, Soundkeeper Ella is here with us,

and it's a big day for Secret Sound tomorrow Right Ella? Yeah we're going hard out Balls to the wall A blitz Don't know if I can say that I do love a balls to the wall blitz Yeah

Oh my goodness It's the only way I like my blitz When my balls are on the wall Love that When the sweat drops down my ball blitz I'm so sorry Nah just be confident It's like anything You don't say it often enough Just be confident When the sweat drops down my ball blitz. I'm so sorry. Nah, just be confident.

It's like anything. You don't say it often enough. Just be confident. It will be a big day, Soundkeeper Ella. That's if it doesn't go right now. Elise wants to take it. You want the 50 grand right now, right, Elise? Yes, I do.

Come on, Elise. I'm backing you in for the win. Let's close this thing out. Let's put it to bed. You're the 50K winner. Come on, Elise.se I'm backing you in for the win Let's close this thing out Let's put it to bed You're the 50k winner Come on, Elyse Oh my gosh I'm pumping you up

You've got to be confident What is the secret sound, Elyse, for $50,000? Okay, so my sister was on a few days ago And guessed the record starting On like a record player Yes, the needle hitting the record Yes, I remember Yes, that's what my sister said I think that it's the opposite I think that it's like a record player. Yes, the needle hitting the record. Yes, I remember.

Yes, I think that it's the opposite. I think that it's like a vinyl player ending on a record player. Oh. Taking it off. I love that two guesses are out of the same family and they're both to do with a vinyl record. I also love that two members of the same family have got through in a week. That's impressive. It's just a dumb theory.

We've been working out the clues and I feel like if I didn't guess it, I would get it. I just need, if it's not, if it's wrong, then at least the theory

can like die and we know that it's dead. Yeah, okay. Imagine if you're like had this the whole time, someone gets on and they guess that and they win,

you would give yourself. Okay. No. Sanky Baala, is The Secret Sound a record on a vinyl player ending? Well, I do love my vinyl record player. I'm obsessed with it. There are multiple vinyl albums in the Clue video.

Lorde's Solar Power is in there. Harry Styles album is in there. Is there a vinyl player though? Yeah, is there a turntable in the video, Soundkeeper Ella? Hmm. No, there isn't. That is not the secret sound. Just the vinyl players are there.

Yeah, I didn't think I saw one. Because I've studied that video as well. Yeah, absolutely, mate. I want to give everyone the best chance. I'm trying to figure it out with everyone else. It's a very good point that Elise raises, though. Ella, you have all the vinyl. Do you have a turntable?

Actually, I got it for my birthday on Saturday. Everyone's been thinking it's a record player. So you do have one, but it's not in the video. Sorry, Elyse. I had to give it a go. And now the theory can die. You can sleep easy tonight, Elyse, because you know. Another guest tomorrow

at 7am and tomorrow for the Blitz, the balls to the wall Secret Sound Blitz, a guest every single hour from 7am up until 5pm. It's really going to make the sweat drop down, isn't it, Sound Keeper? Oh, yes it is. Absolutely. Secret Sound's brought to you by Neon.

You can watch the TV series and movies everybody is talking about on Neon, our favourite Kiwi streaming service. Right now on the show, I saw this woman who was talking about a horrible first date she had. And you see these stories from time to time. People talk about it on TikTok or social media. Yeah. And this woman started talking about why she gapped it

and got out of there on this first date. Okay. And I was like, hmm, interesting. I want to know. Mm-hmm. Anyway, she said- Before you say, would you have left for this same thing? Yes.

Right. 100%. So this thing is a universal red flag? I think so. Yeah, okay. For me, I think if you stayed, you know, probably not a good idea. Okay. So she went out on this date, met this guy, and she said,

look, he wasn't my usual type, but I'm at that point in my life where I'm willing to give everyone a chance. I'm always curious what people mean when they say that, when they say someone's't my usual type, but I'm at that point in my life where I'm willing to give everyone a chance. I'm always curious what people mean when they say that, when they say someone's not their usual type. I think it just means that, you know, people sometimes are attracted to a certain type of person and then maybe they go on a date with someone who's not in that kind of, you know.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, or even personality-wise or like, you know, communal, yeah, that kind of thing. But she said, and the date was going all right. She said it was not too bad. We were having, you know, it was an all right conversation. But listen to her as to what the guy said and also did that made her think, I think I've had enough of this date.

I have two beers. He has four. Red flag. Then we go to another bar and we're have two beers. He has four. Red flag. Then we go to another bar and we're talking about cooking. We're talking about knife sets, how we love the sharpness of knives when we're making food. I start to joke about I shave my legs with a really sharp knife. Then he's like, I don't know if you're serious.

I feel like with your tattoos, like you do shave with a knife. And I'm like, no, I actually don't shave at all. And he lifts up my arm to see if I shave and then says, well, if you didn't shave, I wouldn't be on this date with you because that's disgusting. He inspected her armpits without permission. I can't believe he lifted her arm. Oh, bad cool man.

Not cool man. And maybe it was the four beers that made him think that that was appropriate on a first date. She touches on something there as well, eh? Where you've got to stay in step with the number of drinks your date is having. You drink the same as your date. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Or even one behind your date because you don't want to be the one in front. No, because that makes them uncomfortable. Just stay on the same when they order your order. Anyway, what we can agree on is don't lift up their armpit to see what the armpit hair situation is order. Anyway, what we can agree on is don't lift up their armpit to see what the armpit hair situation is like.

That's so rude. Like, if someone did that to me, I'd be like, are you serious? Pull down your pants now and let's like, you know, I'll have a look. You've had a look under my arm. Well, no, he didn't even ask. You're asking there. Yeah, true. Just go in for a look. Just dack him.

Yeah. The mood would instantly change. Can you imagine? It'd be so awkward. I'd be like, has this ever happened to you? Have you ever been on a date with someone where they've said something and instantly you've been like, I'm not attracted. Um,

nah, no, not personally. No, it hasn't happened to me. I did go on that date that one time where the person asked me how much money I made on the first date, which was mildly uncomfortable. Were they willing to share how much they made? Yeah, but it was twice as much as me. And I was like, oh, really?

Because I earned this much. So obviously they just wanted to have a bit of a brag. I think so. Which I mean, you know, twice as much as you. Yeah. Look out. First date too. Would you be into that? Were you know, twice as much as you. Yeah. Look out. First date too. Yeah.

Would you be into that? Were you like, ooh? Oh, I didn't mind it, but I was like, I was just a bit uncomfortable about sharing financial situations on the first date. That's a full-on question to ask. I'm not intimidated by a partner earning twice as much as me. It's just like quite a confronting question.

I would never ask that on a first date. No. Let alone a third, fourth, sixth, fifth date. What about you? Have you encountered a red flag on a first date, let alone a third, fourth, sixth, fifth date. What about you? Have you encountered a red flag on a first date? I think I went on a date with a guy once and you know that one of my red flags is if they don't have a license or a car. You've told me about this guy when you were the Uber driver.

Yeah. And it was, to be honest, it wasn't even on the date. It was before the date. We'd been talking for a while through a dating app and he seemed really lovely and it was literally like I think the afternoon before the date and he messaged me and said, hey, can you come pick me up? I don't have a car or a licence.

And I was like, oh, no. And then he messaged me where he was and I was living in Brisbane at the time and he lived in a place called Redland Bay, which is like 55 minutes away from where I was and then 55 minutes back to the restaurant that he had picked. Pick a local restaurant. And then he didn't even pay for dinner or offer me for fuel money. You did four hours of driving for one date.

You'd think if I went and picked you up, you would pay for the meal. At the end of that date, I would say, hey, this wasn't for me. I think you should make your own way home. I'm not doing an awkward one-hour car drive home with that guy afterwards. That was, you know how awkward it was when I dropped him off? And he was like, obviously, he was like thinking that he was going I dropped him off? And he was like, obviously he was like thinking that he was going to get a kiss and I was like, hell no you're not.

And then afterwards he thought the date had went really well and I actually, I really like being honest with people even though it's like quite awkward. But I was like, hey, probably not a good idea to ask someone you're going on a first date with to pick you up when you're 55 minutes away like it's just not and then pick a restaurant that's 55 minutes away from your house probably should have picked a place in redland bay where you lived you know probably should have shouted

me a motel for the night anyway anyway i want to ask people this afternoon on 0800 dials at m what did they do or say on the first date where you instantly were like, not for me, I'm out? I'm gapping it. I'm gapping it out of here. 0800 dials at M, or you can text them in on 9696 as well. Share them with people, and then people can go, oh, yeah, that happened to me.

That's not actually normal. You're right. It's all about learning. Bree and Clint. God, some of the texts we're getting on there. So I tell you what, I feel so bad for some people. A girl has spoken out about what made her gap it straight away on a first date. And it was a guy who checked by lifting up her arm to see if she shaved.

Yeah. And then said if she didn't shave, it was disgusting. And she's like, cool, man. I'm leaving. I'm going home now. Thanks for pounding four beers in front of me. I'm out of here. We're asking you this afternoon,

what made you gap it straight away on a first date? Hey, Carly. G'day, Carly. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What did it for you? Was it something they did or something they said? Something they did.

So I went to the bathroom, like, mid sort of way through the day, and came back and he was going through my phone. Oh, my God. Wow. On a first date? Yeah, he was checking my messages to see if I was talking to anyone else. What a psychopath. Wait, did he admit to that?

Yeah. What did you say? Like pretty much it just wasn't going to work and I left. Did you leave straight away? I hope you left straight away. Yeah, I did. Carly, that's so scary. Do you not have a lock on your phone?

No, I did. So he said he'd seen me put it in throughout the night. Wow. Oh, this story just gets worse and worse. Please tell me you never heard from him again. No, I saw him in town a couple of times and he was kind of like, oh, why'd you leave? And it was like, I'm talking to you still. Don't you wish you could report people like that to the police and go, hey, this behaviour is just off. Because I feel like even if you told someone like that that that's not appropriate behaviour, they wouldn't really get it.

They'd be like, oh, don't be so over the top. Yeah. Yeah. Good work, Carly. Jeez. Someone on the text machine said that the reason why she gapped it on her first date was because the guy, they were talking about her female flatmate,

and the guy asked, is the female flatmate hot? Bad room read, bro. That's not the thing to say on a first date. Don't say that. Even as a joke, because it doesn't, it doesn't, it's not funny. You know, like if I was on a date with someone and they said that, they're like, is your roommate hot? I'd be like, are you on a date with me or do you want to just save my roommate's hot?

Are you playing the field? Yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what was the thing that made you gap it on a first date? He had a daughter and after our first drink,

he was like, so she's really important to me and can she call you step-mom? Wait, this was on a first date? Yeah, like within the first hour. After the first drink? Yep. Oh, no. He wasn't looking for a date.

He was looking for a mum. A mum, yeah. Yeah, like a co-parent. Yeah. What did you say anonymous? Did you get out of there? Yeah, so we didn't have any more dates, but I did end up marrying a best friend

Who he isn't friends with anymore What? Yeah, we were like mutual friends and then Wow, that story really took a turn that I wasn't expecting Yeah, there was a twist in the tale there And he's not friends with that guy anymore? No Yeah, right, okay

Awkward Crazy Thanks, Anonymous Someone else on the text machine Someone said, the reason I gapped it He insisted on taking me to Denny's Because he had a coupon for a free Side of onion rings

Oh, listen Listen here, King. Nothing, I mean. She's worth more than, how much do you reckon a side of onion rings at Denny's is? I love Denny's.

You're about to say nothing wrong with saving money? Is that what you're going to say? No, no, no. I was going to say nothing wrong with Denny's. I love Denny's. Oh, no, nothing wrong with Denny's.

But when you keen. Don't make that the reason you go. Take her to Denny's if you love the food at Denny's. Don't take her to Denny's because you want to save $3 on a side of onion rings. Yeah, it doesn't really say. Way to make a girl

feel special, eh? Not good. Emily's here as well. Hi, Emily. Hi, guys. How are you? Hi, Emily. Sorry, I've just read a text that I, oh my god, I'll tell you after you tell us yours. Tell us, Emily. Yours might be worse. So I was on a date with a guy

and he planned everything. He was like, oh, we're going to go to drinks here and then we're going to go to dinner over here. So we were at this drinks. It was just some crappy pub. And half an hour in, he drops the bomb that he's got a girlfriend

and he wants me to like join them in like a polyamorous relationship. Oh, no. That should be something that's discussed before you're on the date. That should be on the billboard. I know. And then he started showing me photos. He was like, this is my girlfriend.

We've been going out for this long. And this was the last girl we had. But she didn't work out and blah, blah, blah. Did you leave straight away? I don't have the balls to do that. You suffered through a whole date with this guy? Yeah, I was like, how do I climb out the window? And then, like, ever since he told me that, I just wanted to leave.

So I literally sat there in silence, like, counting the minutes. I was like, I need to get out of here. Oh, you poor thing. Yeah, that's something you really should advertise before taking someone on a date. Have a polyamorous lifestyle if you want, but don't trick someone into going into a date with you while you're... Okay, Emily, Bree's going to read you this last one

and you can tell us whether yours is worse. Emily, you tell me. Someone on the text machine said... I can't, hold on. Emily, you tell me. Someone on the text machine said, the reason why I gapped it on a first date was because he pooped his pants. What? He pooped his pants, Emily. He pooped his pants. Oh, God.

Do you think that's worse? Poor guy. I wanted to tell you that. Do you think it's worse? Emily, you have to decide. That is worse. That's worse. Hey, you know what?

And no judgment, because this happened to the best of us. Every time you come around, you. ZM, Brian Clint. It's Walker Hayes and Kesha. Applebee's is a restaurant in America, eh? I love Applebee's. Is he getting paid for that song? Well, he mentions like a bunch of different places. Yeah, but he mentions items on the Applebee's menu as well.

Like, do you reckon that's just like a cheeky ploy? I do love the jamb items on the Applebee's menu as well. Like, do you reckon that's just like a cheeky ploy to get... Do love the jambalamba at Applebee's. It's in the bloody song. Yeah, right. Anyway, just a thought. Probably. You'd be pissed off if you wrote that song and it's a global

hit now and then you went to Applebee's because you love it. You wrote a song about it. And then they now and then you went to Applebee's because you love it you wrote a song about it and then they still give you the bill and you're like you owe me that's one opportunity where I think you go

do you know who I am do you know who I am I'm the Jambalamba song guy Jambalamba that's your birthday banger number one on your 16th birthday

Georgia's here hi Georgia hi how are you guys good mate how are you good thank you that's good I just want to ask Georgia Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hi. How are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. I just want to ask, Georgia, I feel like you've got a story.

Has something made you gap it on a first date? Not that I can recall. You've never had anyone? No, but my friend has. Would you gap it if someone pooed their pants? Depends on the situation. Probably. Yeah, depends on the situation. Yeah, at the end of the day, it's not their fault.

No, but I'd be keen to end the date. I'd be like, let's pop you in an Uber and talk about this later. We can meet up another time. It depends on what stage of the date it happens. What does that have anything to do with a Georgia?

No, Georgia, we've got to do your birthday back and watch your birthday. Oh, God. 10th of January, 97. All right, Georgia,

you were 16 in 2013 and on the 10th of January in 2013, this was number one. Matt Clamore. This was number one. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Same Love. Love that song. Do you like it for your birthday, Georgia? That's a banger.

Yeah. That's like iconic. Good tune. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Kira. Hi, Kira. Hi, Kira. Hi. How are you? Good. That. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Kira. Hi, Kira. Hi, Kira. Hi.

How are you? Good. That's good, Kira. What's your birthday, mate? The 18th of April, 2001. All right. You were 16 in 2017. And on the 18th of April, on your 16th birthday, this was top of the charts.

Kendrick Lamar. This is a good birthday banger for you. Kira, do you like Kendrick? I feel like that's a pretty good birthday banger. I think so too, yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Lauren. Hi, Lauren.

G'day, Loz. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day going? Good, thank you. That's good to hear. What's your birthday? September 8, Lauren. G'day, Loz. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day going? Good, thank you. That's good to hear. What's your birthday?

September 8, 1996. All right. You were 16 in 2012. And on the 8th of September, back in 2012, this reached the number one spot. Yes. Banger. Banger. Say less, Lauren. That's my pick. Oh, yeahanger Say less Lauren

That's my pick Oh yeah Say less fam That's my pick as well Yes Hey Lauren Easy Lauren you just won

Birthday banger Congratulations Woo thank you We bloody love Guy Sebastian on this show It's a bloody tune this one Yeah it's good You'll never top it

You'll never top it Put it on at a party Banger Well done Lauren Thanks for calling. Nice work, Lauren. Cheers. Have a good one.

Brian Clint, ZM. That's because you went war wet, love. Brian Clint. Neon know-it-all. Brian Clint. Neon know-it-all. Thanks to our mates at Neon, we are giving you a different show every day

that is streaming on Neon right now to cram. If you can learn as much about that show in 24 hours, we'll quiz you the next day. And whoever knows the most gets $500 cash on a Prezi card, thanks to Neon. That's right. Who can take it out? Who knows the most?

The show that we're doing today is Love Island Season 3 Australia. Oh, I got a text! Let's bring on our islanders. Libby is here. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi, how are you? Good. Have you been keeping up to date with Love Island Australia? Yeah, I've been trying to binge it on the island every day, but I don't know how to go. Okay, that will help you. You're going up against Shan. Hey, Shan.

Hi, Shan. Hello. How are you guys? Good. How are you? Stunning will help you. You're going up against Shan. Hey, Shan. Hi, Shan. Hello. How are you guys? Good. How are you? Stunning, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear, Shan. Good vibes from you.

Good, guys. Always good vibes over here. Rules are, first to three wins it. Your buzzer is your name if you want to give it a go. Good luck. Let's find out who is today's neon know-it-all. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one.

What country was the current... Yeah, Shan. I'm going to go with Bali. No, I'll finish the question for you, Libby. What country was the current season of Love Island Australia filmed in? It was filmed in Australia, and I believe it was filmed in New South Wales. Oh, you didn't need that last

bit. We'll just take the Australia bit. It was actually filmed, it was meant to be filmed in the Gold Coast, but because of COVID, it was filmed in a place called Port Douglas, which is very, very high up in Queensland. Right. Near Cairns. Beautiful spot. But the points go to you, Libby. Nice work.

All right. Question number two. Name two contestants from this season who entered the villa first. Shani. Shan. I got Shan. It's very, very tight, but I got Shan. I'm going to say Ryan and Ari.

Ryan and Ari. Oh, no. That's all you need. Ryan and Ari both entered the villa. I could have listed them all, but lovely. Well, you're killing it so far, both of you. A point apiece. Here we go, question number three.

A chicken lives in and outside the villa on this season of Love Island. What does the voiceover guy nickname the chicken? I have no idea. If you knew it, you'd know it. Yeah. It's one of those ones, so we're going to buzz you out. We nicknamed it Chris Hensworth. Hensworth. Yeah.

All right, guys, here we go. Next question. One of the intruders, Chris, has a German exercise instructor persona. Yes, Shan? Hans. Hans is correct. That's another point to Shan. She's in.

I feel like Libby was right behind you. Two to Shan, one to Libby. You can win the $500 Prizzy card here, Shan. Here we go. Next question. Which one of the past or present contestants on the show makes Star Wars and Harry Potter... Libby.

No! Isn't it Rachel? It is Rachel. She does it on TikTok and Instagram. Nice work. We are all tied up. Here we go. You guys are so passionate, by the way.

This is very good. Okay. Last question for the win. Who is the host of Love Island? Shani! Shan, Shan, Shan, Shan, Shan! Libby! I don't know.

We have to defer to our producers here. Producer Ben, was it Shan or was it Libby? Libby. I think it was here. Producer Ben, was it Shan or was it Libby? Libby. I think it was Shan. Shan? It was Shan. It was Shan. Of course you would say that, you are Shan.

Okay, referee's decision is final. You've got to get the question right, Shan, okay? Yep. Who is it? Who's the host? Shan, I also need... The host is Sophie Malt. She is age 41 years old and she's an absolute stunner.

We're just checking. That is correct. Congratulations, Shan. You just won $500 on a Prizzy Cup thanks to Neon. Thank you. Thank you so much. With your soul, Spree. I love you as well.

Slippery Trigger, I'm your absolute legend. Oh, thank you, Shem. Libby, no one goes home empty-handed. We've got a 12-month Neon subscription for you just for playing. Congrats. That's awesome. Thank you so much. No worries.

You're very welcome. Oh, I love those girls. Great contestants. So good. That's the energy you need to bring to this game. And tomorrow, the show we want to play with is The Flight Attendant. It doesn't matter if you've seen it or not, you've got the next 24 hours to watch as many episodes of The Flight Attendant

starring Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. Yes. And if you would like to play that with us, just text us your name right now to 9696. Bree and Clint. Mitre 10, the biggest hardware store in the country, have released the number one product that Kiwis are buying this lockdown.

Okay? So I want you to have a think. Barbecue. Mitre 10, they sell everything. Barbecue's a bloody good guess. Not right. Soil. Soil. Bloody good guess. Wish you hadn't said it second. Am I spot on? 100% correct. Yeah.

I see everyone around our neighbourhood getting loads of soil Yeah, and at first I was like, soil? Of all the things you can buy, you can buy You see, barbecues, tools, outdoor furniture, paint, dirt You're going to get dirt Yeah, because it makes complete sense to me Because the one thing you have heaps of time to do And you're in the area, the vicinity of is your garden.

Yeah. Well, after my initial shock, I realized that this week alone, I've picked up 18 bags of soil from Mitre 10. No, I'm not exaggerating. 18 bags of soil. God, how big is your backyard? Well, no, it's in the front yard in the plant. Details. They've got it all outside the Mitre 10.

So when you drive in there's just piles of soil and if you're there to click and collect soil they send you to the soil area and someone just dumps bags and those things are like lifting a dead body have you lifted a bag of soil before yeah i've lifted a few bags in my time yeah good shit mate uh the other top products behind soil people are buying outdoor furniture yes cleaning. Cleaning products. Getting ready for summer. And soda streams. That's the other biggest product that Mitre 10 is selling at the moment. I didn't realise they sell soda streams.

Neither did I until just now. But that's one of their top products. They should get that biggers good guy on the ad just making himself like a diet cola in the soda stream. Yeah, fancy. Realign the Mitre 10 brand image a little bit. And wash it down with some

soil. There you go, money for dirt. That's what we want in lockdown. Brian Clint, Dean McCarthy is on the show next with news about Channing Tatum. Apparently the soil's dirt cheap there too.