ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd November 2022

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

How often do you shower? Got the dress code wrong SECRET SIBLINGS Jesse Tuke, Lance Savali, and Elvis Lopeti See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Hi everyone, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where we're discussing Heidi Klum's Halloween outfit. It was so cool. I like it. I don't want to see it ever again. It's so scary. She looks like a big flaccid penis to me. I want to know how they did it. She looks way too fleshy. It's so interesting. Isn, isn't that amazing?
Starting point is 00:00:25 How does she walk in it? Yeah, how does she walk in it? How does she do it? I don't think she did. Can she pee? You saw later on she'd taken the whole outfit off except for like a circle around her face that still stayed on. Cool.
Starting point is 00:00:38 She'd never had access to her arms. Yeah, it's amazing. Who needs arms? Commitment. What was it for? Halloween. No, like, was there a vent? She was on a red carpet. It was a Halloween party. Yeah it's amazing Who did that? Commitment What was it for? Halloween No like was there an event? She was on a red carpet
Starting point is 00:00:47 It was a Halloween party I think she throws a big Halloween party every year Yeah I think she's like known for it She obviously has to outdo herself every year I've got a question that we can discuss On the podcast today you will hear us talk about secret siblings And finding out if you had a secret sibling because a woman uh used a sperm donor and turns out they gave out they dished
Starting point is 00:01:15 out the sperm to too many people and what did you say it was um sperm donor 188. Correct. And he was described as? Traditional sporty Aussie bloke. Yeah, and I said to you, what would all of us be described as if we were sperm or egg donors? Yeah, on paper. What's us on paper? On paper, if it was like a real short description, like what would we all be?
Starting point is 00:01:44 Whitney lover. What be? Whitney lover. What? Whitney Houston lover. Nah, nah, nah. It's purely physical. Oh, physical. Okay. It's purely physical attributes. Tall?
Starting point is 00:01:55 I'm talking about Brie. Tall. Tall. I'd probably be tall. Yeah. Tall, average build. Brown hair. Brown hair.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Green eyes. Pretty eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it. Are you coming Brown hair. Green eyes. Pretty eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it. Are you coming on to me? Yeah. What would Clint be? Frickles.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Frickles. Would you reckon they'd put that in there? Finger cast. Light complexion. Not that literal. Fuzzy. The finger cast is coming off.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Nose ring. Side part. Clint would be tiny coming off. Nose ring. Yeah. Side part. Clint would be tiny nipples. Oh, yeah. Tall. Pale. Tall. Lanky.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Probably very similar to me. Light complexion. New nose. Beard. Brown hair. No, no, new nose is not in my DNA. It's not in my genes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Bad nose. Yeah, yeah. Bad nose. I wonder if they'd put asthma on my profile. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't they? Would they put endometriosis on your profile?
Starting point is 00:02:51 Probably. Wow. Yep. That'd be like my medical history. Yeah. Interesting. But I think they do because I think they put... They have to, don't they?
Starting point is 00:03:00 They surely have to disclose if you have medical history. Yeah. Do you have to disclose if your family to disclose if there's hereditary, like a type of cancer that runs in your family? Yeah. Do they have to put that on there? I reckon you have to put everything down, like IQ. You know?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Oh, gosh. Jeez. I won't get picked. Can you imagine how hard it would be to pick someone off a booklet? Should we go pick someone? I don't know what the point of it would be, but we could go do a research. Should we go sperm shopping? Let's go waste heaps of people's time.
Starting point is 00:03:32 That sounds like a great idea. Maybe not. Classic radio game. We're still doing. We're going to give away some sperm. You get sperm. You get sperm. What's it?
Starting point is 00:03:42 We're still doing Clint. Caucasian. Caucas Clint. Caucasian. Caucasian. Caucasian. Caucasian. That TikTok sound? I am white. I am white.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I haven't seen that. What TikTok are you on? A Caucasian. Have you guys seen that? Nope. Nah, neither. Oh, something about you, Clint. Small headphones and it really bugs me.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Why do you use small headphones? Because they're small ears. You use them every day. These are industry standard headphones. These are the same headphones Calvin Harris uses. Are they actually? Is that why you have them? It's exactly why I had them.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Really? I got them when I started working at George FM, so I could be credible. Dope. Wow. Nice. But yeah, look, this is a real if you know you know headphone Ella.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It bothers me too Ella. Can I just say? It's always bothered me. Yeah yours bother me. Well Ella's got the same pairs so hers bother you too. Ella just bothers me. I know. I know Clint. That was a bad one. Good one. Okay let's do Ella.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Okay, small headphones on my sperm profile. Cool, put it down. Oh, you'd have to put, like, slightly ginger. Oh, yeah. Yeah, ginger overtones. Ginger overtones. Undertones. Overtones?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Undertones. Mildly ginger. Mildly ginger, yeah. And that you've had the snip, so you can't really provide. True. Ah, yeah. I can't even. Oh, true. We don't need to do your profile
Starting point is 00:05:06 So you're out Ella you would be Anemic Vegan Light complexion Well actually I get very tanned in the summer So I have the only tan Right now
Starting point is 00:05:22 Wears glasses. Yeah, badass. So not 20-20 vision. Yeah, eat your carrots, kids. Is your ginger in your hair, that's not natural, eh? No, unfortunately not. No. Relatively short.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm not that short. How tall are you? Close to the ground. No idea. Six foot. No, I'm six foot. Are you? No. How tall are you? I have no concept. How do you not know how tall are you? Close to the ground. No idea. Six foot. No, I'm six foot. Are you? No.
Starting point is 00:05:46 How tall are you? I have no concept. How do you not know how tall you are? One foot six. Oh, I get it. How tall do you reckon she would be in feet? She's below my nipple line. Yeah, I reckon she's...
Starting point is 00:05:56 Oh my gosh, she's tiny. I reckon she's five two. Yeah. What? Five two? That's embarrassingly short. Nah, you're a bit taller. Five three.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Oh, gosh. Five four and 5'3 this is humbling and Claudia would be brown mousing hair don't say that I'm in a feud with my partner and I still think I'm blonde so that's a stretch for you I think that's a stretch
Starting point is 00:06:22 yeah I've been blonde my whole life, and I never saw the transition. So I'm like, yeah, I'm still blonde. And she's like, you're definitely a brunette. Nah, you're brown. Mousy brown's the worst kind of brown. We're all mousy brown in here, babes. That's the worst kind of brown. Actually, is our whole team mousy brown?
Starting point is 00:06:36 We are. I'm trying for ginger, okay? Look, we're all trying to judge ourselves. We're trying to judge ourselves for these profiles. Are we all very similar? Yes. We are all middle-of-the-road white people. ourselves for these profiles. Are we all very similar? Yes. We are all middle of the road white people. If people described you and then described me,
Starting point is 00:06:52 I feel like you'd get the same thing. Same nose ring, same hair. What colour are your eyes? I don't know. Okay, they're nice light brown. Yeah, if this is a police sketch, like if I'm trying to describe the perpetrator. Claudia and I would look very similar in a police sketch. Could be siblings. Should we get a police sketch, like if I'm trying to describe the perpetrator. Claudia and I would look very similar in a police sketch. Could be siblings.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Should we get a police sketch? We could all be related. We could all be siblings. We literally could all be siblings. Oh my God. Wait a minute. Are we all secret siblings? Should we do a test?
Starting point is 00:07:19 I wonder if this was the most elaborate radio prank ever. Ross just behind the scenes for years. Has been putting it together. Pulling us together. He's been David Lomas-ing the ship. Ever since he fathered us. Yeah. Oh, I knew it.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Could he be our father? Not mine. Not with that moustache. He could be Ella's father. He does kind of look like my dad. Does he? But like taller and skinnier. And younger.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Yeah. And not lame-o. Ross is cooler. Oh, okay. Right, right, right. But Claudia, I want to say you've got nice teeth. Oh, thank you. So I'll put that on your sperm profile.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Oh, yeah, you've got good teeth. You've got lovely teeth. Thank you. Like, honestly. Good teeth. Your sperm will have great teeth. Yeah. Quite a good height.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Thank you. The little sperm is just like. Little gnashes. Who's got little gnashes? Claudia's sperm. Serious question. Last question before we go. Who here would actually donate?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Sperm. If I could. Well, not sperm. We donate eggs. That's how the birds and the bees work. As the only one who could donate eggs. That's how the birds and the bees work. As the only one who could donate sperm. No, but we can donate eggs. You actually can't, so none of us.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah, you can donate eggs, true. Which is just as important. True, and actually I'm the only one who can't donate sperm. Actually, us three are the only ones that can donate. I grapple with the fact that I'd find it hard to know that I had a child out there that I didn't know. So I don't know if I could which I know is selfish but
Starting point is 00:08:49 I think I could if it was to people that I knew like if I could have a relationship with the child. I don't want to be in the family but like I don't know. Oh that makes it hard though doesn't it? Yeah. Because Yeah. Yeah. Okay sorry I just realised when you get the snip you actually don't have any more sperm.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah. No, you do. No, you don't. What? Oh, you don't. It drains out of you. Where does it go? Excuse the gross words.
Starting point is 00:09:16 They milk you. You don't produce sperm anymore, but you do produce semen. Oh. He said it. See, I said the yuck word. It's semen, but they're not carrying anything. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. He said it. It's semen but they're not carrying anything. Yeah, that's right. False alarm.
Starting point is 00:09:30 The juice without any stuff in it. I would 100% donate my eggs. I mean, I don't know if they'd be any good but I would do it after I'd had all the children that I wanted to have. Yeah, I think so. But I 100% would donate
Starting point is 00:09:46 because... I think for me, I don't like... I'm sorry, but I can't do blood tests, so I can't really give blood. I will die. I will faint. And then... How do you get through life? Ella's like, I've seen the needle they need for blood. They'd need a really big one to get my eggs. Yeah, how big's the needle?
Starting point is 00:10:02 Ella's like, I've seen eggs before. I don't eat them, but I've seen them. They're massive. Put stuff eggs before. I don't eat them, but I've seen them. They're massive. Put stuff up me. I don't care. IUD, I was fine. All good. But when it comes to...
Starting point is 00:10:10 All right. Settle down. When it comes to blood tears, can't do. So if I could give and help the world, I would do it through that. And Claude's,
Starting point is 00:10:17 would you donate? No. No. Straight no. You take my blood. I don't want kids. Okay? Leave me my eggs. Take my want kids Okay Leave me my eggs
Starting point is 00:10:25 You don't want kids Take my blood But leave me my eggs Email address Bree.ThomasL At nzb.co.nz If you want my eggs Yeah and if anyone wants
Starting point is 00:10:34 Any dud sperm Hit me up I'm coming in Dud sperm Well howdy Feel them Semen Juice
Starting point is 00:10:40 Stop it My time is in 3 2 1 It is Bree and Clint Afternoon everybody Stop it! Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, good to be here. I had a fantastic night last night. Dua Lipa?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Oh, God it was a good show. So half the people went last night, another half are going tonight. What are the people who are going tonight in for? It's just banger after hit after banger after hit with a little bit of sex appeal in there. She's so hot and I say that objectively. I don't say that creepily. I say that... She's so talented.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I know, but on top of everything as well. She's very, very attractive. I've got to leave with the talented part because she is talented. You can tell by the amount of songs. I mean, it was just a fantastic show. You should have seen we got there early
Starting point is 00:11:29 because we wanted to, you know, be kind of up the front. And so we got a good spot, like in the mosh pit and we were kind of up the front and it was packed, like sold out show and probably like four songs in.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Like people are always pushing in in the mosh pit. That's just, it is how it is. Yeah. And it was at one point, like four songs in, like people are always pushing in in the mosh pit. That's just, it is how it is. And it was at one point, like four songs in, there was about four girls that pushed in right in front of our group. Yeah. And we have some short people in our group. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 And I'm not joking when I say these four women look like they were like in the national netball team. They would have been about 6'3". I'm not even joking. All four of them and they stood right in front of us and I couldn't see a thing. Oh, no. And I was like, oh, mosh pits.
Starting point is 00:12:14 How I've missed this. Yeah. You would have fought them if they weren't 6'3". Oh, I knew they were athletes because one of the girls had those cupping bruises on her back. Oh, yeah. And I was like, don't mess with these girls. They probably were silver ferns.
Starting point is 00:12:28 They are definitely athletes. Yeah, but it was such a good show. Oh, that's cool, man. And also last night, the final of Celebrity Treasure Island went down. We're going to have the winner on the show with us this afternoon. You probably already know who it is, but we won't say just in case. Yeah, we don't want to do any spoilers. I mean, it is everywhere.
Starting point is 00:12:44 It was such a jam-packed finale. There was a lot of fun in there, but an amazing winner and I can't wait to chat to them. They're coming in after five o'clock. We're going to give away tickets to Lewis Capaldi at 4.30 this afternoon. We're going to have Lance Savali.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Speaking of Treasure Island, he was on last season and he's got a new song out tomorrow. He's going to give us the exclusive first play of his new song at quarter to five this afternoon. I can't wait for this. The follow-up song from The Floor Is Lava.
Starting point is 00:13:11 The Floor Is Lava. Bang up! The Floor Is Lava. Jump up and down like the floor is lava. Bang up! And we're playing What's The Plot today. So it's all go. Let's start with tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:13:24 We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs right now. If you can take on a tradie or a lady and win the game. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, here we go. The tradies and the ladies duke it out. The tradies on 98 wins for the year.
Starting point is 00:13:43 The ladies on 81. Let's meet our lady first. Her name is Elisa. She's 38 and she is low-key obsessed with Brie. Play it cool, okay, Elisa? Play it cool. She's right here. She can hear you. G'day, mate. Hello. How are
Starting point is 00:13:58 you? Good. How are you? Good, thanks. Good to have you on the show. Thanks for calling through. Hope you win. Thanks. No special treatment, though. You played it very cool the show. Thanks for calling through. Hope you win. Thanks. No special treatment, though. You played it very cool. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling all the way from Thames.
Starting point is 00:14:13 They're 26 years old. They're a Sparky, and they've only been shocked once. Welcome to the show, Chase. How's it going, Chase? It's quite rare for a 26-year-old Sparky to have only been shocked once, Chase. Yeah, well, I was wrecking my brains, and I could only think of one time anyway. Yeah, right. I mean, pretty good odds, Chase, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Once is pretty good. Either that or you were shocked so hard you don't remember it. One or the other. Yeah, well, could be that. Okay. Hey, Chase, your buzzer's tradie. Elisa, your buzzer is lady. Whoever gets three questions right first
Starting point is 00:14:42 is walking away with 50 bucks cash and the tradie versus lady title for the day. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Trady. Yes, Chase. She's from England. That is correct. She is from the UK.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Question number two, one to the tradies. No spoilers, but how much did the winner take home for their charity? Lady. Yes, Alicia. $100,000. You're on the money, Alicia. That's one apiece. Question number three. What is the main
Starting point is 00:15:19 ingredient in guacamole? Tradie. Lady. Yes, Chase. Avocado. It is, of course, avocados. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Alicia. Question number four. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:15:37 We don't worry about it. Tradie. Oh, Chase. Lady. Close the game out. Kings. He's done it. Oh, he's Lady. Close the game out. Kings. He's done it. 50 bucks coming your way, Chase.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Yeah, boy. Thank you so much. Shocking. Absolutely. Now you've been shocked twice, Chase. Hey, that puts the tradies on 99. Tomorrow they could go to triple figures. We'll see how that goes.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Bree and Clint, Tradie Versailles brought to you by KFC. Bree and Clint. Bree, step into the shower with me for a second. Yeah. I don't think we've showered together before. Jeez, you got naked really fast. Yeah, it's a lot of practice. I was already naked.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Yeah. It's actually less. Why are you wearing your socks still? Oh, athletes. It's less awkward now that we're both naked. It is. When everyone's naked, less awkward. Less awkward.
Starting point is 00:16:37 When it was just me, real HR issue, eh? Yeah, but when we're both naked. Yeah. Way easier. Claude, do you want to get in on this? Yeah, but when we're both naked. Yeah. Way easier. Claude, do you want to get in on this? Yeah, all right. Jump in, Claude. We've got two shower heads.
Starting point is 00:16:52 So you stand in the middle and we'll just flick water at you. Okay, great. Can I just say... Ella, you just hold the towels, okay? Yeah, I'm not coming in. Can I just say, unless you have the perfect shower, like a really nice big shower, showering together, not sexy, not cool.
Starting point is 00:17:13 You need a lot of room and like a rainfall here day so you can both stand under it. Do you remember that apartment that I used to live in had three shower heads in the shower? My new house has got three. Does it? See, that is the shower you can shower together. Still can't get my wife to get in had three shower heads in the shower. My new house has got three. Does it? See, that is the shower you can shower together. Still can't get my wife to get in there with me.
Starting point is 00:17:29 She's like, ah, it's just... I bought that house with one goal in mind. That's creepy. Yeah, alright, we'll see about the shower now. But I do have some shower information for you. Professor Sally Bloomfield from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Dr. Bloomfield's wife. Dr. Bloomfield. Professor Bloomfield. She's making headlines around the world today because she has said, although showering has become socially accepted as a practice to keep body odours away, it's not important for your overall health. What's this woman's name? Professor Sally Bloomfield.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Sally, get off the grass, mate. It is important. She says you don't need to shower every day. You don't need to shower at all, according to Professor Sally Bloomfield. Across the board. Across the board. Like she... You don't need to shower.
Starting point is 00:18:26 You don't need to bathe... You don't need to shower. You don't need to bathe. You don't need to wash. Oh, I'd probably, I'd argue against that. I'll read you her exact quote. She said, In my opinion, we don't need to bathe and shower every day. In fact, we don't need to bathe and shower at all. There are microbes on our body
Starting point is 00:18:41 that produce nasty odours, but they're not harmful to us. The reason we bathe and shower is that we want to get rid of those odours and we feel and we want to feel comfortable. That's fine, but as far as preventing disease goes, it's not really important. Professor Sally, I would argue that the fragrant zones, as I like to call them, need showering.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Regular showering. Regular showering. Does she think we're cats and we're going to lick ourselves clean? No, she's saying... Imagine if we licked ourselves clean like cats do. She's saying essentially that we are prudes and we can't handle our natural body odours, but they're just that, body odours but they're
Starting point is 00:19:26 just that, they're natural and they're not harmful and you should just you could just put up with them and you'd be fine. I feel like this is like UTIs waiting to happen. No, that's exactly what she's saying, is you won't get sick from not showering. Isn't that weird? No, but this is what I'm saying, I disagree.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yeah, but she's a hygiene professor of hygiene. Well, where did she get that certificate from? From the London School of Hygiene. Is that a real place? I don't know. Look, I don't agree with her. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:19:56 You've got to shower. Objectively, she's right. She's the expert in this situation. This is like, because what you're doing at the moment, it's like people who didn't get vaccinated arguing with scientists who say the vaccine's important. And then you're going, nah, it's not. It's not important.
Starting point is 00:20:11 She is right that we don't need to shower. Like from a scientific point of view, but from a social point of view, it's different. But we should shower. But you don't need to. Yeah. I still don't agree with that. Like what she's saying, like is that you technically don't ever need to shower.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I still disagree with that. I know that as cave people. We didn't. We wouldn't have showered. No, we didn't, no. You know, we would have lived without showering. Do you remember that? And we would have very rarely bathed as well.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah. Because, you know, where are you going to do that? It wouldn't have been like a top of the priority list for cave people. No, especially in winter, it'd be more of a risk to your health to get cold and wet. Because you might get sick and die, you know? It'd be like a once a year treat. But there's lots of things we didn't do back then that we do do now. Brush our teeth.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Is she saying we don't have to brush our teeth either? Wipe our bums. Can she please come out and say we don't need to floss? Because how annoying. Like, I get we have to, but show of hands here, who finds flossing every day so annoying? Oh, me. It's the worst part of being an adult.
Starting point is 00:21:16 It's the worst. I reckon this information will be quite welcomed by some members of our audience. Are you saying? The people who don't shower every day. On the reg. And they'll be going, finally, some science I can get behind. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 00:21:32 This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about the news Christina Applegate shared with her fans today about her health battles. It has been a very sad update, actually. Christina Applegate has announced and shared that she has multiple sclerosis and that in the final season of Dead to Me, which is a Netflix star, you know, incredibly popular show,
Starting point is 00:21:58 in the final season you'll actually get to see the different conditions that she lives with. And so she shared how she's put on, quote, 40 pounds. She said she can't walk without a cane. And she is actually showing some of the symptoms in the actual series. And she kind of hopes that, like, people will accept it and kind of, you know, and I guess still enjoy the season, really. It's really, really, I found this story so sad to deal with
Starting point is 00:22:27 because she is such a talented actress. She said that there were symptoms that she wished she'd paid attention to, but how could you know? I mean, some of the symptoms before she was diagnosed were, like, you know, loss of strength, you know? A lot of people can feel a bit tired or feel like it might be an age thing or a fitness thing. So how was she to know?
Starting point is 00:22:44 So you're going to see it, and it's a very brave, brave Christina Applegate sharing her diagnosis. I just think she's an incredible woman. Like, I've followed her career for quite a while. I just really love her. I think she's very funny and very talented. But she got diagnosed with breast cancer in 2008. She beat it, came back, she beat it again,
Starting point is 00:23:03 and then she unfortunately got diagnosed with MS a few years ago. I think it's so amazing that she has, even with this horrible thing that she's living with, she's gone, I'm going to do this last season and I'm going to, you know, pretty much represent what it's like to live with something, this autoimmune disease. And I think it's just so powerful, and it'll be amazing for a lot of people who are also struggling with that disease to see themselves on TV. It's MS, right?
Starting point is 00:23:33 She has multiple sclerosis? Multiple sclerosis, yeah. So I just think it's so cool, and I can't wait to watch. And as Clint said off air, it's such a good show. On top of all of that, it's an incredible show. It's an amazing show. So from a purely selfish point of view, I'm really glad they're going to finish it.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Because she doesn't have to. If she's going downhill, she doesn't have to keep working. Well, the thing was is that it affects everyone so differently. But the amazing thing is that she's taken like six months off to get treatment. And then she went, nah, I'm going to come back and I'm going to finish it. And I'm going to do it as me and what I'm living with. So I just think that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Amazing. That is the latest live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I feel awkward for these people texting through already. I'm so sorry this has happened to you. This is trauma. We're talking about the times you got the dress code really wrong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 It was either dress up and you didn't know or it wasn't dress up, but you thought it was. Exactly. Kim Kardashian has put on her Instagram she turned up to a birthday party around Halloween in full Halloween attire. She went as Mystique from the X-Men and it wasn't a dress up party. She was the only one in costume. Let's talk to Tash. Hi, Tash.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Hi, Tash. Kia ora. How are we? We're good. When did this happen to you, Tash? I was going to a sports prize giving and now that I reflect on that, I was like 20 years old and the theme was Afros and aviators. Okay. And I turned up in an aviator jumpsuit, one of those hats with the old school goggles.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I had made a box that was like an airplane with wings and the jet pack had like, the jets were made out of bottles. I had made it like commando. I went so hardcore. I didn't even realise. Like Amelia Earhart or something. Yeah, you went as Amelia slash the Wright Brothers.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Yeah. And I was like swagging around, like didn't even notice that I was out of place. And four years later when I looked at the picture and I was like, oh my God, it was actually Afros and aviator sunglasses. I got that completely wrong. An Afro wig and some aviator sunglasses. I got that completely wrong. An Afro wig and some aviator sunglasses. Yeah, and everyone else was like around with Afros and I was just like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:50 You built a cardboard plane? Yeah. At least no one could argue her commitment, right? You know, someone's come through on the text machine. They said, I went to a night at the Oscars party where you dress up as movie characters. However, I took it literally and dressed up like someone going to the actual Oscars award ceremony.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Oh, this one makes me feel so sad. They said, we were learning about ancient Egypt at primary school and mum dressed me up as full on makeup and outfit. We got the wrong day and I had to be Cleopatra for the whole day at school. You know what's even worse? No. Do you know what's even worse? Is the day, the ancient Egypt day is still to come.
Starting point is 00:26:38 So what do you do? Do you put the Cleopatra outfit on again? You have to go again. Do you go again? You got to go again. Surely you go, Mum, I want to be a mummy this time. Bandage me up so no one can recognise me.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Yeah, no one will know it's me. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, mate, when did you get the dress code wrong? It was my partner's mate's engagement party.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Okay. And on the invites it said that it was like smart dress wear. Right. And we went out and got us like our nice beautiful dresses and he went and got them like just like really nice clothing. And we got there and he is in like just say like a swan dry kind of thing and rugby league shorts and gumboots.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Oh no. So not funny. It's so not funny but it's so funny as well. So you were very overdressed for the party. Very. That's so awkward.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Someone texted us and they said I looked after an elderly lady with a wicked sense of humour. She told me when she died, she wanted bright colours at her funeral. A few months later, she passed away. I turned up to her funeral in bright yellow. I was the only one.
Starting point is 00:27:56 When the daughter read her eulogy, she said her mother had planned it and knew that I would laugh. Shut the front door. That's epic. I was so touched that even when she passed, she thought of me. I guess that is really nice, right? I love that.
Starting point is 00:28:11 You are the final joke. And it gets acknowledged in the eulogy, so, you know, everyone there knows. But can you imagine the whole funeral turning around to look at you in that moment? Oh, that's her. It's obviously her. She's the only one in colour.
Starting point is 00:28:27 There she is. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Tell us, mate, when did you get the dress code wrong? It was a good mate of mine's 21st and I didn't read the invite clearly. I saw something about a paddock and I was like, man, paddock party. So I went and gumbooted in a slan dry. Yeah, nice. And it turns out that it was parkings in the paddock next to the house and the attire
Starting point is 00:28:52 was semi-formal. Parking is in the paddock? Yeah, so everyone was in dresses and heels and the guys were in like suits. You were like such a munter. Yeah, I did. I ruined all of the photos. like the... You would look like such a manta. Yeah. I did.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I ruined all of the photos. You would have got... You go, oh, I'll just help park the cars. I'll just stay out in the paddock. Bless you, Sarah. You poor thing. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:29:15 It was kind of funny. Everyone was just like classic. Like only you would do this. Yeah, good memes. And at least you were comfortable. Yeah. You know? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:29:22 It was a cold night. I was warm. It would be great. You stood out, totally. Someone just texted through and they said, I went to a black and white ball dressed up as the Black Swan. Everyone else was in black and white dresses. I had my face painted and everything.
Starting point is 00:29:37 What, you thought the theme was black and white? Like, so you go as like a black and white character. Oh, God. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? This is our movie guessing game, where if you can guess just two movies correctly before Brie does, today you'll walk away with $150 cash.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I'm feeling a bit jittery after that mocha half-dranked coffee. Is that all it takes to throw you off? Literally. I feel like it's clouding my judgement. Rory's here. Hi, Rory. Hi, Rory. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:30:28 How we doing? Have you got a clear head or have you got something in the system as well that's going to throw you off? To be honest, I'm a bit jittery too. Are you? All right. It'll be a fair fight then, Rory. Just smashed a coffee, so I'm all ready to go.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Full strength or a kid's coffee like Bree had? No, no. like a real coffee. Oh, okay. $4.52 and you're down in coffees. Brave man. Here it comes. The rules are I'll read plot lines to famous movies. You don't have to wait for me to finish that plot line
Starting point is 00:31:00 before you buzz in with your name and have a guess. You can guess at any time, but if you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Yeah, mate, we did. Today's theme, movies released in the year 2001. Ooh. Turns out a really big year for film. How old are you, Rory? I'm 29. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:26 29. So I might have a slight advantage. Both of us would have been quite young, though. We will be only using classics in this game, so you will have had a chance to see these films. Okay, great. Here we go. Movie number one.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Once upon a time, in a swamp far, far away. Brie. Brie, only just. Shrek. The first one. The first one. I'm going with it.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'm picturing I think the first one wouldn't have been any earlier than 2001. Is that what you were going to say, Rory? Sure was. Okay. You'll need to get this one, okay? Come on, Rory. Let's go. Movie number two.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Shy San Francisco teenager, Mia. Brie. The Princess Diaries. Is that the name of it? The Princess Diaries? Because there's that other one which sounds like it's... Oh, now you're making me second guess myself. The Princess Diaries.
Starting point is 00:32:43 With Anne Hathaway. The Princess Diaries with Anne Hathaway. The Princess Diaries. That's correct. Sorry, Rory, not your week, man. Sorry, mate. No, I was never going to get that, was I? We'll send you away with a $50 KFC chicken dollars chicken voucher. You got some
Starting point is 00:33:01 KFC, Rory. Oh, that's pretty good, Tim. That's not too bad. He's getting down to the truck. He's ready to go home. Appreciate you playing. He's done. Thanks, Rory. Oh, that's pretty good, Tim. That's not too bad. He's getting out of the truck. He's ready to go home. Appreciate you playing. He's done. Thanks, Rory. That's what's the plot.
Starting point is 00:33:09 We'll play for $200 cash next week. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio our special guest this afternoon, Lance Savali. Let's get it. I feel like going out already. Oh my God, this is a lot right now. The man is dusty, I feel like going out already.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Oh my God, this is a lot right now. The man is dusty, but I feel like this song has revived you. It's brought him back to life. Oh my God, guys. Full disclosure, are you feeling it after a bit of a Celebrity Treasure Island afterparty last night? Obviously, Elvis was in the final three, so here I am sitting in the ZM headquarters feeling full of life. You've got to support your friends, mate. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:52 We said to Elvis at the very start of this season of Celebrity Treasure Island, your mate Lance made it to the top three, so you have to at least make it to the top three. I didn't know he was literally going to do it. Oh my God, and you know what? I'm so happy he didn't find a treasure. You would have hated it, eh? I would have hated it. I want him to do well, but not as well as me.
Starting point is 00:34:07 We're here to talk about your new music today, because your second single is dropping. Third, bro, come on. Oh, third, what was it? The third one. Mate, I'm real now, you know? You want to be a music, recognised as a proper music artist, but you're a dancer, you're a model, you're a TikTok, you are
Starting point is 00:34:24 a model, you're doing an undie campaign at the moment. That's not on my resume. It is. You're the face of Bonds. You're a DJ. Yes. You're a judge on television shows. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I need to ask you, friend to friend, you've danced with all the big stars, J-Lo, Rihanna, Beyonce. Are you going to be at the halftime show for Rihanna? Super Bowl? I'll be honest with you. I have received an email, but I'm not confirmed yet. I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Is there anybody else in your circle that's associated with that project? Maybe someone who's like walking around this room with the camera right now. Maybe he's like going over to assist the choreographer or something. Oh my God. Who could that be? The Elvis guy. Oh, Elvis Lopati. Yeah, yeah, that guy.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Yeah, right. I've heard of him. Elvis, pull up a microphone. Yeah. Okay, get in here. Pull up a microphone for a second. Oh my gosh,
Starting point is 00:35:18 this is doing the absolute most. I'm only here to do BTS. I've had my time last night. I know. Are you going to be part of the team putting together Rihanna's
Starting point is 00:35:26 halftime Super Bowl show move your body drop sign move your body good answer I'm going on Sunday but we'll see what I'm going for
Starting point is 00:35:35 and you'll find out next year in February well come back and see us both of you you're always welcome unofficially congratulations
Starting point is 00:35:42 thank you so much the things that you boys are achieving at the moment. You guys are so humble. That's why people love you. That is massive. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks, guys.
Starting point is 00:35:51 That is huge. I wanted to ask you one more thing, Lance, while we've got you here. Yeah. Earlier this year when J-Lo was in the news for firing some of her dancers because of their star sign, you commented and said that that happened to you with Madonna. Yeah, it happened. Madonna fired you because of your star sign. No. You commented and said that that happened to you with Madonna. Yeah, it happened.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Madonna fired you because of your star sign? Maybe. That's wild, man. Like, wild. It's so long ago. But I love her. You've got to love Madonna for it. Because if I didn't get fired off of that, I would never have worked for Rihanna.
Starting point is 00:36:19 When one door closes and another opens. If someone said, Madonna's going to fire you tomorrow, but you get to work with Rihanna, I'd be like, yes, do it now. What star sign are you again? Scorpio. Oh, typical Scorpio. Okay, I know you want to do it. We're here to talk about the new music,
Starting point is 00:36:35 so let's play this new track. You've sampled this song right here. Nina Sky. Yes. I'm so keen. And the music video drops tonight. Wait, when does this play? Tomorrow. Yeah, no, it drops tonight. Yeah. We're going to play. Yes, the music video Drops tonight Wait when does this Play tomorrow
Starting point is 00:36:45 Yeah no It drops tonight Yeah We're gonna play Yes the music video Drops tonight At 8pm And Elvis is in it
Starting point is 00:36:50 It's pretty much Just him I can't play It's all about him Who cares about me It's my song But who cares about me It's all about him
Starting point is 00:36:58 Let's play your new song Yes This is an early play The song doesn't come out This is the first time We're playing it Yeah yeah Wait are we exclusive right now?
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yes, anything for you guys. It's not even out yet. It's not. It comes out tomorrow. Do you want to name check it? Do you want to do it? Yes, okay. This is new Lance Savali, new single, Move Your Body,
Starting point is 00:37:15 primary on ZM only, baby. Let's go. That was so bad. That was so bad. Please don't take my job. How do you guys do that? Bree and Clint. What do you think Daddy was doing that was so unholy?
Starting point is 00:37:37 Probably going to bed without showering. Probably coveting thy neighbour's horse, eh? Probably pretending like he bought one of those paper bags at the self-service checkout, but then forgetting. Yeah, that'll be it. That's unholy. That'll be it. That'll be what Daddy did. This story is
Starting point is 00:37:57 hectic. It's about secret siblings. An Australian mum has found out that her children have dozens of half-siblings. Wow. As a result of mismanagement at the sperm bank. These stories are so scary to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Like, and what about, like, we hear, there was a whole movie made about this. Right. About a real life story. Okay. Of a guy in America who, and this was a number of years ago, because obviously you get paid for your swimmers in America
Starting point is 00:38:31 and he donated a bunch of times and got paid heaps of money for it. And it turns out, this is a true story, he had like 150 something children or something. Right. Well, that's what's going to happen. If you donate it, it's going to get used. No, but there's rules in or something. Right. Well, that's what's going to happen. If you donate it, it's going to get used. No, but there's rules in place now. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:49 I think there should be. Yeah, there is. There's like really strict rules where that can't happen. But there'd need to be a balance because there'd be a huge need for more donations. And if you're a good candidate, like if you've got good swimmers and you produce healthy babies, they'd be like, well. Yeah, but we don't want to all end up from the same gene pool, do we? No, you've got to ship it around the country.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Okay, so this mum and her partner used a single anonymous sperm donor to have five children. Okay. Wait, she had five kids? Yes. Five IVF babies? Using the same donor. Wow, that would have cost a fortune.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yeah. Well, you don't have to always IVF it, do you? Can't you just... Well, yeah, it depends. Some people do it that way. Yeah. I think that's called something different. The sperm donor was simply known as Donor 188.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Right. Okay, you don't get their information. He was described as a typical Aussie sporty bloke. That's it. Okay. I wonder what we'd be described as a typical Aussie sporty bloke. That's it. Okay? I wonder what we'd be described as if we donated. That's such a good question. We should talk about that tomorrow on the show.
Starting point is 00:39:54 We should contact a sperm bank and say, can you drop a profile for us? Yeah, give them all the details. What would we be described as? When one of her kids, this is where it gets weird, okay? When one of her kids started daycare, they got chatting to another parent at the daycare centre.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Okay. And that's when they found out that that parent also used a donor. They chatted for a bit and they realised that the donor they'd used was the same guy. They had both used donor 188. How did they realise that? Just going through the information. Like you find out how the kids came about.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Oh, we used the donor too. Because obviously you connect as soon as you say you've both been through that process. And I wonder if the kids look similar. Maybe. Could have been. Well, they're half siblings. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:42 They ended up at the same daycare centre with their half siblings. Crazy. So she emails the clinic and she's like, okay, this're half siblings. Yeah. They ended up at the same daycare centre with their half siblings. Crazy, eh? So she emails the clinic and she's like, okay, this is a lot, but I shouldn't be too surprised. I used a donor. So she contacted the clinic and she said, am I allowed to ask how many children have been conceived from donor 188?
Starting point is 00:41:02 And they said, yes, you are. Oh, you're allowed that information? You're allowed that information. I think you should have that information because like you said, you don't want to end up with your brother or sister. Your kids pashing their half-brother or sister, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:15 She was told there were 43 other children who had been born from donor 188's sperm. 48 children in total, including her five. Isn't that crazy? That's a lot. And she'd already bumped into one of them by accident. So who knows how many more they'd cross paths. Because like Australia, not the biggest place in the world. No. You know it's not like
Starting point is 00:41:35 America where there's 400 something million. Yeah. Like it's quite a small place. On top of that the clinic had lost donor 188's contact information so they were never able to contact him and like... What a schmozzle. Yeah. Oh. Or should
Starting point is 00:41:52 I say, what a spimozzle. Spimozzle. No. So, wait. So, out there, those kids have got 43 half-brothers and sisters. So, do they have the information on where those other siblings are? She went rogue and managed to track down the dad, the donor. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:14 She's like, if you don't have his information, we're going to find him. I don't know how she did it, but they found him. But she did. I don't think they have. You can't ask for the other kids' information. That's all private. Yeah. But, yeah, it's far out.
Starting point is 00:42:25 You'd just have to tell your kids if the person... Be careful. If they look even slightly similar to you. If you have a real strong connection. Do a DNA test. Yep. Just test it. I know that's going to take the romance out of the situation.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Just do a quick swab. Way to kill the mood. I want to ask. There'll be different ways that this has come about. I want to ask this afternoon whether anybody has found out that they had secret siblings. Yeah, siblings you didn't know that you
Starting point is 00:42:54 had until later on. This might be because of a donor situation. This might be because of a cheating situation. This might be because of an adoption situation. I don't know. But did you find out later in life that,
Starting point is 00:43:07 oh, hang on a second, I've got a brother and a sister or something like that out there? Yeah. Oh, $800 at M or you can text your story
Starting point is 00:43:13 into 9696. We'd love to hear about it this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Hi, Raquel. Hi, Raquel. Hey, how you doing, guys? Good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Did you have secret siblings? Yeah. When I was a kid, I grew up and my mum would buy these birthday presents and Christmas presents for a boy that we didn't know. And she would never tell us his name or where he was or who he belonged to. She one time said it was a co-worker's kit that she was buying for. Okay. Eventually, it came out when we were about 13 that it was actually my dad's
Starting point is 00:43:45 son that had come from an affair while we were young kids. No way! And your mum was buying presents for him? Yeah, my mum's an absolute angel human. She sounds like it. Did your mum stay with your dad? Yep,
Starting point is 00:44:02 yep, they're still together to this day. And she bought presents for his secret love child. Your mum sounds like a saint. Do you have a relationship with your half-brother these days? No, unfortunately I still haven't met him. We tried to reach out to him a couple of times, but never really linked up. God, how complicated, oh my god. What's the age difference between you and him, Raquel? I think he's about six years younger than me. Okay. I can just picture your mum showing up to the other woman's house with the birthday presents and being like, here's some presents for David's kid.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Yeah. Sorry. Oh my God. Oh wow. That's incredible. I wonder if Raquel's dad knows that she knows. Oh, that's a great question. Shall we ask her?
Starting point is 00:44:48 Is she still there? Let's see if she's still there. Raquel, are you there? Yeah. Is everything out in the open with dad? Does dad know that you know? Yeah, he does know that I know. I tried to get him to friend him on Facebook a while back.
Starting point is 00:45:00 You tried to get your dad to friend his son. Oh, your dad doesn't even see him. No, Dad hasn't seen him either. Oh, that's sad. Maybe one day. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah, maybe one day.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I hold hope. There's so many layers to this. Okay, thanks, Raquel. Let's go to Terry. Kia ora, Terry. Hi, Terry. Hi. Did you have secret siblings?
Starting point is 00:45:21 I did. I don't know if it was a secret, but we didn't know about them. Well, technically kind of a secret. Tell us what happened, Terry. So I was 25 and I got a message from a guy who goes, hey, I think you might be my half-sister. And I was like, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Okay. And we had a bit of a chat about it. And I said, oh, you know, I said, oh, where do you live? And he goes, oh, I actually live in Upper Hart. And I was like, oh, okay, well, I live there too. Do you want to come around? And he was like, oh, okay. Because I wanted to see this guy to see if there was any family resemblance.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Yeah, or a connection or something. Yeah, and he turned up and he looked exactly like my other brothers. No way. So he's your dad's kid on the side? Is that what it was? Yeah. So he is actually two weeks younger than I am. You're joking.
Starting point is 00:46:14 No. Have you talked to your dad about it? So dad actually got angry at me because I invited him around and I didn't speak to him first. Yeah, yeah. Does your mum know? Does your mum know? She didn't speak to him first. Yeah, yeah. So nobody asked you. Did your mum know? She didn't.
Starting point is 00:46:29 She does now. Did you drop the bombshell at 25? I did, yep. Terry, were your parents still together at the time? No, no. They'd been split up for a long time. Right. Because of dad's dodgy deeds?
Starting point is 00:46:44 I guess so. I don't know. Personal decisions between those two, I guess. Dirty old dad. Oh, Terry. So do you still catch up with your half-brother now? Yeah. Yeah. So I do see him every now and then. I see more of his kids. So my niece and nephew.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Oh, nice. That's lovely. Oh, good. That's a great outcome. One more from Lana. Did you have secret siblings, Lana? I am a secret sibling. Oh, wow. That's lovely. Oh, good. That's a great outcome. One more from Lana. Did you have secret siblings, Lana? I am a secret sibling. Oh, wow. How? How did you find out that you were the secret sibling? My partner bought me a DNA kit for my birthday in September,
Starting point is 00:47:17 and I got my test results. And my paternity was have a new dad and three brothers, two sisters and 28 nieces and nephews. Wait, you found out that the person you thought was your dad was not actually your dad? Yeah, that's right. Oh my God. That's a bit of a David Lomas story, I think. And Lana, did you say you found this out in September, just gone? No, last week.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I got my test results last week. Last gone? No, last week. I got my TISH results last week. Last week? Lana! Okay, so let's just get these details real quick. So did your mum, have you told your mum? Oh yes, and she's denying she ever slept with him and I'm like, Mum, science doesn't lie but you have a lot.
Starting point is 00:48:00 DNA doesn't lie, Mum. Have you told your dad? Yeah. Yes, I talked to him the same night. I sent him a message through Facebook that I was wanting to chat. I called him. He gave me a thumbs up. I called him. He said, if you're mine, I'm going to
Starting point is 00:48:15 love you with my all and I'll tell my wife and kids. Oh, your new dad. That's your new dad. Okay, what about your old dad? So my old dad, he passed away when I was maybe 20. Oh, sorry to hear that. And I found out that he wasn't my real dad at his funeral when my uncle told me I wasn't Fano.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Lana, that's horrible. I'm so sorry. You have a lot of information to process at the moment, don't you? That's right. But, Lana, that's nice that you've reached out to your biological dad you have a lot of information to process at the moment, don't you? That's right. But, Lana, that's nice that you've reached out to your biological dad and he wants to, you know, get to know you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yeah. Which, I mean, geez, your mum has a lot of explaining to do, I think. She certainly does. She certainly does. He is my old dad's cousin. Okay. Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:49:08 This story, you're joking. He's your... I am now my brother's sibling and cousin. Unless you can say to your uncle at the funeral, you can go, well, actually, I am technically whānau. Yeah, technically. Bree and Clint. Oh, where's the birthday banger music gone Fano. Yeah, technically. Oh, where's the birthday banger music gone?
Starting point is 00:49:28 Oh, it's missing. What, what? Birthday. It's your birthday. Claude, you've got to look really fast, and I'll look really fast as well. Or else you're going to get more of this. It's birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.op Is why we have professionals make them We don't have it let's roll with it It's birthday banger time and it's thanks to JB Hi Fi The vibe is not quite right It's not right eh It's weird We'll kick it off with Erin
Starting point is 00:49:56 Hi Erin It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all. There we go, Erin. Now we're fully ready to roll. Hey, mate, what's your birthday? Now we're ready. Now we're ready. What's your birthday, Erin?
Starting point is 00:50:17 1st of October, 86. Right, mate, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on your 16th birthday, this was top of the chart. You and celebrity weatherman Maddie McLean have the exact same birthday banger, Erin. Nice. Yeah. Not a bad one from Avril Lavigne.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Were you a fan back in the day? I was, yeah. Who wasn't? Did any celebs one from Avril Lavigne. Were you a fan back in the day? I was, yeah. Who wasn't? Did any celebs go as Avril for Halloween? I feel like she'd be a really good costume. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Skater boy era Avril Lavigne, that'd be a good costume. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Okay, wait there, Erin. If you win, you'll get a $100 JB high five out you. We'll do Dave. G'day, Dave. G'day, Dave. Hey, guys, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Just racing home Dave. G'day Dave. G'day Dave. Hey guys, how are you? Good mate, how's your day been? Yeah, good. Just racing home to
Starting point is 00:51:08 make dinner for the kids. Oh, good to hear Dave. What are you going to make? Chicken parm, I think. The Aussie special. Stop it Dave! Lucky kids, that's a decent dinner for a Thursday night. Can I come for dinner? Yeah, it feels like more of a weekend dinner. There's a bit of work involved there. I like that Dave, I like your style.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 13th of a weekend dinner. There's a bit of work involved there. I like that, Dave. I like your style. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 13th of October, 88. Right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th, this had a number one hit. Oh, Banger. Oh, Dave. Banger for a Thursday. Banger for a Thursday.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Sierra. Goodies. Can you see Dave just tenderising the chicken? Oh, Dave. Hang up for a Thursday. Hang up for a Thursday. Sierra goodies. Can you see Dave just tenderizing the chicken? You slap that chicken, Dave. You slap it hard. Naughty chicken. He's just in the kitchen beating the meat. Naughty little chicken.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Is that what happens, Dave? That's a bit of you, eh, Dave? That's exactly what it is. Dave's like, what station did I call? What is going on? We'll finish with Jenny. Hi, Jenny. G'day, Jenny.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not bad at all. Oh, good to hear, Jenny. Well, we're keen to do your birthday banger for you.
Starting point is 00:52:19 What's your birthday? 25th of August, 76. Right, that means you were 16 in 1992 And on your birthday This was at the top Don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think it understands
Starting point is 00:52:37 Nice And if you tell my heart Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus He might blow up This was such a big song Eh Jenny That was a huge song Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:47 I loved this song As a kid Yeah Loved it I've told you this story before My nan taped this Off the radio for me On cassette
Starting point is 00:52:55 Yep And she gave it to us And we played it Over and over And over and over And that's why You had a mullet Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:02 I had a reverse mullet The piss fringe Yeah Well it's why I had a mullet Back Oh, that's fine. Yeah. I had a reverse mullet, the piss fringe. Yeah. Well, it's why I had a mullet back in the 90s. Three great songs. I like them all, but I'm voting for Sierra Goodies. Me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Yeah, Dave. Get ready to slap that chicken, baby. Perfect. You get a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Awesome. Thanks, guys. No worries, Dave. Thanks to JB Hi-Fi, you can shop how you want at JB in store or online with payment options to suit all. Here we go, your birthday
Starting point is 00:53:27 banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Sierra and Goodies. Bring her to Friday Jams Live next year, I say. Wouldn't she be amazing at Friday Jams Live? She'd be incredible. Taking down Avril Lavigne and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Starting point is 00:54:05 This has won before this song. It has, and it will win again. It has a place. You know? Yeah. This is the entry-level line dancing song, eh? Yeah, this is like nice and slow for beginners. This is what you learn to grapevine to, eh?
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah. Yeah. Holding your belt buckle. Moose. Scoop. Bree and Clint. Last night, the final of Celebrity Treasure Island went down And we're joined by the winner
Starting point is 00:54:29 Hold on Oh spoiler alert Spoiler alert It's all over the friggin news I know but sometimes If you've opened any app today you know who won Treasure Island We just need to cover our ass Alright you got 3, 2, 1
Starting point is 00:54:41 Jessie J Or as Siobhan Marshall would say Jessie bloody chick Three, two, one. Jessie J! Or as Siobhan Marshall would say, Jessie bloody Chook. That's my name now. Yeah. I've resigned to the fact that I'm only ever going to be addressed by my full name. The bad boy of Celebrity Treasure Island. I call you Jessie Chook.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Full name because you deserve it. What an absolute game you played the whole season even though you hadn't eaten for 27 days you hadn't slept congratulations thanks brie yeah it's funny like looking at it you have moments where you're playing the game so hard you're like jeez you need to tone it down a little bit like that's that's too much mate watching the show back do you regret anything uh yeah i do regret a couple of a couple of things and it's mainly around the around the lies and the monolith and the burying of the treasure um what would you do differently i'd probably tell i would have told alvis um in that moment in that moment yeah um when he when he'd asked me um that that's really like the
Starting point is 00:55:46 one thing that eats me up and watching last night I was like damn Jesse should have just told him in the flesh there you know I love Elvis and Courtney and we had a really special moment last night they came to celebrate we had Elvis in here an hour ago he's looking a bit worse for wear like there was a lot
Starting point is 00:56:02 of celebrating going on last night yeah it was a bit you were playing for live ocean an amazing charity that your brother started did he not know that you had won a hundred thousand dollars for that charity no idea and live ocean put on an event last night a viewing party and they had no idea i was like this could backfire but they were like you know matter what, you've done us proud. And we'd like to celebrate that moment anyway. And I'm like, it's nice to say, but, you know, it'll definitely be nicer if I win.
Starting point is 00:56:36 I want to know what your brother said to you when he found out that you won. He said to me, I knew you were good for it, which is a little saying that I've said to him quite a few times over the years in his successes. Generally, before he goes into it, I'll say, I know you're good for it. And then afterwards, I knew you were good for it. And he gave me one of those ones. About time you got one back on him, mate.
Starting point is 00:56:57 I know. Because, I mean, he's out there winning all these bloody races and the family's like, oh, Blair Chokey's so great. And then you're like, yeah, well, have you won Celebrity Treasure Island? Didn't think so. Crazy. Mum and Dad were like, this is the most proud we've ever been. Yes!
Starting point is 00:57:12 You've won! Finally! You know what your brother's like, though? He'll sign on for the next season. Yeah, yeah. Just to spite you. He'll go, oh, I could win that. Hey, congratulations, man.
Starting point is 00:57:22 What a game you played. You've joined a very small group of people it's you sam wallace and chris parker yeah and can i just say you played an incredible game but you're also a really really genuinely nice person and um oh you too and i thought you you know you guys did an amazing job kept us up the whole time you know like it was it was hard like it was brutal and then to be able to see you and Matt every day, smiling and that day that you and I had away, we'll go down in history as one of the greatest days of my life,
Starting point is 00:57:52 even though I was blindfolded the whole time. Let's not tell anyone what happened on that day. The parts that didn't make it to TV. We won't tell them that, but I've got them etched into my memory. They ain't going nowhere. It's the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island, Jesse Chook. Well done, man.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Jesse Chook. Jesse Chook. Brie and Clint. And that's the end of the show. God, it was a big show today, wasn't it? Chocker. If there's any podcast, if you've never listened to the podcast before, today would be a good one.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Today's a good case study of the Brianne Clint Show, I reckon. Good, solid show. We had a few guests on, gave away some stuff. Talked to a woman who found out literally last week that her dad that she grew up with wasn't her biological dad and that she's got siblings out there that she doesn't know. Her dad that she thought her dad has passed away, her dad that is her dad that she found out through Ancestry.com, is her dad's cousin.
Starting point is 00:58:51 I realise what I sounded like when I was doing it, but that's literally the story, yeah. And her mum is denying everything. Denies the whole thing. But there's DNA evidence, but mum's still denying it. Still denies it. And she found this out last week. Said mum's science doesn't lie.
Starting point is 00:59:06 And the mum says, well, I've never seen the paternity test. I need to go home. Let's go, everybody. Have a great night. We'll catch you back tomorrow for Friday Gems. Chilly from TLC's on the show with us tomorrow. That's huge. I can't wait for that.
Starting point is 00:59:23 How iconic. And what song are we doing for Friday Okie? Taylor Swift, Antihero. I can't wait for that. Brian and Clint, see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys.
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