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Episode Date: November 3, 2022How often do you shower? Got the dress code wrong SECRET SIBLINGS Jesse Tuke, Lance Savali, and Elvis Lopeti See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everyone, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where we're discussing Heidi Klum's Halloween outfit.
It was so cool. I like it.
I don't want to see it ever again.
It's so scary. She looks like a big flaccid penis to me.
I want to know how they did it.
She looks way too fleshy.
It's so interesting. Isn, isn't that amazing?
How does she walk in it?
Yeah, how does she walk in it?
How does she do it?
I don't think she did.
Can she pee?
You saw later on she'd taken the whole outfit off
except for like a circle around her face that still stayed on.
Cool.
She'd never had access to her arms.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Who needs arms?
Commitment.
What was it for?
Halloween. No, like, was there a vent? She was on a red carpet. It was a Halloween party. Yeah it's amazing Who did that? Commitment What was it for? Halloween
No like was there an event?
She was on a red carpet
It was a Halloween party
I think she throws a big Halloween party every year
Yeah I think she's like known for it
She obviously has to outdo herself every year
I've got a question that we can discuss
On the podcast today you will hear us talk about secret siblings
And finding out if you had a
secret sibling because a woman uh used a sperm donor and turns out they gave out they dished
out the sperm to too many people and what did you say it was um sperm donor 188. Correct. And he was described as?
Traditional sporty Aussie bloke.
Yeah, and I said to you,
what would all of us be described as if we were sperm or egg donors?
Yeah, on paper.
What's us on paper?
On paper, if it was like a real short description,
like what would we all be?
Whitney lover. What be? Whitney lover.
What?
Whitney Houston lover.
Nah, nah, nah.
It's purely physical.
Oh, physical.
Okay.
It's purely physical attributes. Tall?
I'm talking about Brie.
Tall.
Tall.
I'd probably be tall.
Yeah.
Tall, average build.
Brown hair.
Brown hair.
Green eyes. Pretty eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it. Are you coming Brown hair. Green eyes.
Pretty eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop it.
Are you coming on to me?
Yeah.
What would Clint be?
Frickles.
Frickles.
Would you reckon
they'd put that in there?
Finger cast.
Light complexion.
Not that literal.
Fuzzy.
The finger cast is coming off.
Nose ring.
Side part. Clint would be tiny coming off. Nose ring. Yeah. Side part.
Clint would be tiny nipples.
Oh, yeah.
Tall.
Pale.
Tall.
Lanky.
Probably very similar to me.
Light complexion.
New nose.
Beard.
Brown hair.
No, no, new nose is not in my DNA.
It's not in my genes.
Yeah.
Bad nose.
Yeah, yeah.
Bad nose.
I wonder if they'd put asthma on my profile.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wouldn't they?
Would they put endometriosis on your profile?
Probably.
Wow.
Yep.
That'd be like my medical history.
Yeah.
Interesting.
But I think they do because I think they put...
They have to, don't they?
They surely have to disclose if you have medical history.
Yeah.
Do you have to disclose if your family to disclose if there's hereditary,
like a type of cancer that runs in your family?
Yeah.
Do they have to put that on there?
I reckon you have to put everything down, like IQ.
You know?
Oh, gosh.
Jeez.
I won't get picked.
Can you imagine how hard it would be to pick someone off a booklet?
Should we go pick someone?
I don't know what the point of it would be, but we could go do a research.
Should we go sperm shopping?
Let's go waste heaps of people's time.
That sounds like a great idea.
Maybe not.
Classic radio game.
We're still doing.
We're going to give away some sperm.
You get sperm.
You get sperm.
What's it?
We're still doing Clint.
Caucasian. Caucas Clint. Caucasian.
Caucasian.
Caucasian.
Caucasian.
That TikTok sound?
I am white.
I am white.
I haven't seen that.
What TikTok are you on?
A Caucasian.
Have you guys seen that?
Nope.
Nah, neither.
Oh, something about you, Clint.
Small headphones and it really bugs me.
Why do you use small headphones?
Because they're small ears.
You use them every day.
These are industry standard headphones.
These are the same headphones Calvin Harris uses.
Are they actually?
Is that why you have them?
It's exactly why I had them.
Really?
I got them when I started working at George FM,
so I could be credible.
Dope.
Wow.
Nice.
But yeah, look, this is a real if you know you know
headphone Ella.
It bothers me too Ella.
Can I just say? It's always bothered me.
Yeah yours bother me.
Well Ella's got the same pairs so
hers bother you too. Ella just bothers me.
I know. I know Clint.
That was a bad one.
Good one. Okay let's do Ella.
Okay, small headphones on my sperm profile.
Cool, put it down.
Oh, you'd have to put, like, slightly ginger.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, ginger overtones.
Ginger overtones.
Undertones.
Overtones?
Undertones.
Mildly ginger.
Mildly ginger, yeah.
And that you've had the snip, so you can't really provide.
True.
Ah, yeah.
I can't even.
Oh, true. We don't need to do your profile
So you're out
Ella you would be
Anemic
Vegan
Light complexion
Well actually I get very tanned in the summer
So I have the only tan
Right now
Wears glasses.
Yeah, badass.
So not 20-20 vision.
Yeah, eat your carrots, kids.
Is your ginger in your hair, that's not natural, eh?
No, unfortunately not.
No.
Relatively short.
I'm not that short.
How tall are you?
Close to the ground.
No idea.
Six foot.
No, I'm six foot.
Are you? No. How tall are you? I have no concept. How do you not know how tall are you? Close to the ground. No idea. Six foot. No, I'm six foot. Are you?
No.
How tall are you?
I have no concept.
How do you not know how tall you are?
One foot six.
Oh, I get it.
How tall do you reckon she would be in feet?
She's below my nipple line.
Yeah, I reckon she's...
Oh my gosh, she's tiny.
I reckon she's five two.
Yeah.
What?
Five two?
That's embarrassingly short.
Nah, you're a bit taller.
Five three.
Oh, gosh. Five four and 5'3 this is humbling
and Claudia would be
brown mousing hair
don't say that
I'm in a feud with my partner and I still think I'm
blonde so
that's a stretch for you
I think that's a stretch
yeah I've been blonde my whole life, and I never saw the transition.
So I'm like, yeah, I'm still blonde.
And she's like, you're definitely a brunette.
Nah, you're brown.
Mousy brown's the worst kind of brown.
We're all mousy brown in here, babes.
That's the worst kind of brown.
Actually, is our whole team mousy brown?
We are.
I'm trying for ginger, okay?
Look, we're all trying to judge ourselves.
We're trying to judge ourselves for these profiles.
Are we all very similar?
Yes.
We are all middle-of-the-road white people. ourselves for these profiles. Are we all very similar? Yes. We are all middle of the road white people.
If people described you and then described me,
I feel like you'd get the same thing.
Same nose ring, same hair.
What colour are your eyes?
I don't know.
Okay, they're nice light brown. Yeah, if this is a police sketch,
like if I'm trying to describe the perpetrator. Claudia and I would look very similar in a police sketch. Could be siblings. Should we get a police sketch, like if I'm trying to describe the perpetrator.
Claudia and I would look very similar in a police sketch.
Could be siblings.
Should we get a police sketch?
We could all be related.
We could all be siblings.
We literally could all be siblings.
Oh my God.
Wait a minute.
Are we all secret siblings?
Should we do a test?
I wonder if this was the most elaborate radio prank ever.
Ross just behind the scenes for years.
Has been putting it together.
Pulling us together.
He's been David Lomas-ing the ship.
Ever since he fathered us.
Yeah.
Oh, I knew it.
Could he be our father?
Not mine.
Not with that moustache.
He could be Ella's father.
He does kind of look like my dad.
Does he?
But like taller and skinnier.
And younger.
Yeah.
And not lame-o.
Ross is cooler.
Oh, okay.
Right, right, right.
But Claudia, I want to say you've got nice teeth.
Oh, thank you.
So I'll put that on your sperm profile.
Oh, yeah, you've got good teeth.
You've got lovely teeth.
Thank you.
Like, honestly.
Good teeth.
Your sperm will have great teeth.
Yeah.
Quite a good height.
Thank you.
The little sperm is just like.
Little gnashes.
Who's got little gnashes?
Claudia's sperm.
Serious question.
Last question before we go.
Who here would actually donate?
Sperm.
If I could.
Well, not sperm.
We donate eggs.
That's how the birds and the bees work.
As the only one who could donate eggs. That's how the birds and the bees work. As the only one who could donate sperm.
No, but we can donate eggs.
You actually can't, so none of us.
Yeah, you can donate eggs, true.
Which is just as important.
True, and actually I'm the only one who can't donate sperm.
Actually, us three are the only ones that can donate.
I grapple with the fact that I'd find it hard to know
that I had a child out there that I
didn't know. So I don't know if I could
which I know is selfish but
I think I could
if it was to people that I knew
like if I could have a relationship with the
child. I don't want to be in the family but like
I don't know. Oh that makes it
hard though doesn't it? Yeah. Because
Yeah. Yeah. Okay
sorry I just realised when you get the snip you actually don't have any more sperm.
Yeah.
No, you do.
No, you don't.
What?
Oh, you don't.
It drains out of you.
Where does it go?
Excuse the gross words.
They milk you.
You don't produce sperm anymore, but you do produce semen.
Oh.
He said it.
See, I said the yuck word.
It's semen, but they're not carrying anything. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. He said it. It's semen but they're not
carrying anything. Yeah, that's right.
False alarm.
The juice without any
stuff in it.
I would 100% donate my eggs.
I mean, I don't know if they'd be any good
but I would
do it after I'd had all the children
that I wanted to have. Yeah, I think so.
But I 100% would donate
because... I think for me,
I don't like... I'm sorry, but I can't
do blood tests, so I can't really give blood.
I will die. I will faint.
And then... How do you get through
life? Ella's like, I've seen the needle they need
for blood. They'd need a really big one to get
my eggs. Yeah, how big's the needle?
Ella's like, I've seen eggs before. I don't eat
them, but I've seen them. They're massive. Put stuff eggs before. I don't eat them, but I've seen them.
They're massive.
Put stuff up me.
I don't care.
IUD, I was fine.
All good.
But when it comes to...
All right.
Settle down.
When it comes to blood tears,
can't do.
So if I could give
and help the world,
I would do it through that.
And Claude's,
would you donate?
No.
No.
Straight no.
You take my blood.
I don't want kids.
Okay?
Leave me my eggs. Take my want kids Okay Leave me my eggs
You don't want kids
Take my blood
But leave me my eggs
Email address
Bree.ThomasL
At nzb.co.nz
If you want my eggs
Yeah and if anyone wants
Any dud sperm
Hit me up
I'm coming in
Dud sperm
Well howdy
Feel them
Semen
Juice
Stop it
My time is in
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1 It is Bree and Clint Afternoon everybody Stop it!
Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint.
G'day guys, good to be here. I had a fantastic night last night.
Dua Lipa?
Oh, God it was a good show.
So half the people went last night, another half are going tonight. What are the people who are going tonight in for? It's just banger after hit after banger after hit
with a little bit of sex appeal in there.
She's so hot
and I say that objectively.
I don't say that creepily.
I say that...
She's so talented.
I know,
but on top of everything as well.
She's very, very attractive.
I've got to leave with the talented part
because she is talented.
You can tell by the amount of songs.
I mean, it was just a fantastic show.
You should have seen we got there early
because we wanted to, you know,
be kind of up the front.
And so we got a good spot,
like in the mosh pit
and we were kind of up the front
and it was packed,
like sold out show
and probably like four songs in.
Like people are always pushing in
in the mosh pit.
That's just, it is how it is.
Yeah.
And it was at one point, like four songs in, like people are always pushing in in the mosh pit. That's just, it is how it is. And it was at one point, like four songs in, there was about four girls that pushed in right in front of our group.
Yeah.
And we have some short people in our group.
Yeah.
And I'm not joking when I say these four women look like they were like in the national netball
team.
They would have been about 6'3".
I'm not even joking.
All four of them and they stood right in front of us
and I couldn't see a thing.
Oh, no.
And I was like, oh, mosh pits.
How I've missed this.
Yeah.
You would have fought them if they weren't 6'3".
Oh, I knew they were athletes
because one of the girls had those cupping bruises on her back.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, don't mess with these girls.
They probably were silver ferns.
They are definitely athletes.
Yeah, but it was such a good show.
Oh, that's cool, man.
And also last night, the final of Celebrity Treasure Island went down.
We're going to have the winner on the show with us this afternoon.
You probably already know who it is, but we won't say just in case.
Yeah, we don't want to do any spoilers.
I mean, it is everywhere.
It was such a jam-packed finale.
There was a lot of fun in there,
but an amazing winner
and I can't wait to chat to them.
They're coming in after five o'clock.
We're going to give away tickets
to Lewis Capaldi at 4.30 this afternoon.
We're going to have Lance Savali.
Speaking of Treasure Island,
he was on last season
and he's got a new song out tomorrow.
He's going to give us
the exclusive first play of his new song
at quarter to five this afternoon.
I can't wait for this.
The follow-up song from The Floor Is Lava.
The Floor Is Lava.
Bang up!
The Floor Is Lava.
Jump up and down like the floor is lava.
Bang up!
And we're playing What's The Plot today.
So it's all go.
Let's start with tradie versus lady.
We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs right now.
If you can take on a tradie or a lady and win the game.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus lady.
All right, here we go.
The tradies and the ladies duke it out.
The tradies on 98 wins for the year.
The ladies on 81.
Let's meet our lady first. Her name
is Elisa. She's 38
and she is low-key obsessed
with Brie. Play it cool, okay, Elisa?
Play it cool. She's
right here. She can hear you. G'day, mate.
Hello. How are
you? Good. How are you?
Good, thanks. Good to have you on the show.
Thanks for calling through. Hope you win.
Thanks. No special treatment, though. You played it very cool the show. Thanks for calling through. Hope you win. Thanks.
No special treatment, though.
You played it very cool.
You're taking on our tradie today.
They're calling all the way from Thames.
They're 26 years old.
They're a Sparky, and they've only been shocked once.
Welcome to the show, Chase.
How's it going, Chase? It's quite rare for a 26-year-old Sparky to have only been shocked once, Chase.
Yeah, well, I was wrecking my brains,
and I could only think of one time anyway.
Yeah, right.
I mean, pretty good odds, Chase, I feel like.
Once is pretty good.
Either that or you were shocked so hard you don't remember it.
One or the other.
Yeah, well, could be that.
Okay.
Hey, Chase, your buzzer's tradie.
Elisa, your buzzer is lady.
Whoever gets three questions right first
is walking away with 50 bucks cash
and the tradie versus lady title for the day. Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Trady.
Yes, Chase.
She's from England.
That is correct.
She is from the UK.
Question number two, one to the tradies.
No spoilers, but how much
did the winner take home for their charity?
Lady. Yes, Alicia.
$100,000.
You're on the money, Alicia.
That's one apiece. Question number three.
What is the main
ingredient in guacamole?
Tradie. Lady. Yes, Chase.
Avocado.
It is, of course, avocados.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Alicia.
Question number four.
Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
We don't worry about it.
Tradie.
Oh, Chase.
Lady.
Close the game out.
Kings.
He's done it. Oh, he's Lady. Close the game out. Kings. He's done it.
50 bucks coming your way, Chase.
Yeah, boy.
Thank you so much.
Shocking.
Absolutely.
Now you've been shocked twice, Chase.
Hey, that puts the tradies on 99.
Tomorrow they could go to triple figures.
We'll see how that goes.
Bree and Clint, Tradie Versailles brought to you by KFC.
Bree and Clint.
Bree, step into the shower with me for a second.
Yeah.
I don't think we've showered together before.
Jeez, you got naked really fast.
Yeah, it's a lot of practice.
I was already naked.
Yeah.
It's actually less.
Why are you wearing your socks still?
Oh, athletes.
It's less awkward now that we're both naked.
It is.
When everyone's naked, less awkward.
Less awkward.
When it was just me, real HR issue, eh?
Yeah, but when we're both naked.
Yeah.
Way easier. Claude, do you want to get in on this? Yeah, but when we're both naked. Yeah. Way easier.
Claude, do you want to get in on this?
Yeah, all right.
Jump in, Claude.
We've got two shower heads.
So you stand in the middle and we'll just flick water at you.
Okay, great.
Can I just say...
Ella, you just hold the towels, okay?
Yeah, I'm not coming in.
Can I just say, unless you have the perfect shower,
like a really nice big shower,
showering together, not sexy, not cool.
You need a lot of room and like a rainfall here day
so you can both stand under it.
Do you remember that apartment that I used to live in
had three shower heads in the shower?
My new house has got three.
Does it? See, that is the shower you can shower together. Still can't get my wife to get in had three shower heads in the shower. My new house has got three. Does it? See, that
is the shower you can shower together.
Still can't get my wife to get in there with me.
She's like, ah, it's
just... I bought that house
with one goal in mind.
That's creepy.
Yeah, alright, we'll see about the shower now.
But I do have some shower information for you.
Professor Sally
Bloomfield from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
Dr. Bloomfield's wife.
Dr. Bloomfield.
Professor Bloomfield.
She's making headlines around the world today because she has said,
although showering has become socially accepted as a practice to keep body odours away,
it's not important for your overall health.
What's this woman's name?
Professor Sally Bloomfield.
Sally, get off the grass, mate.
It is important.
She says you don't need to shower every day.
You don't need to shower at all, according to Professor Sally Bloomfield.
Across the board.
Across the board.
Like she...
You don't need to shower.
You don't need to bathe... You don't need to shower. You don't need to bathe.
You don't need to wash. Oh, I'd probably, I'd argue against
that. I'll read you her
exact quote. She said,
In my opinion, we don't need to bathe
and shower every day. In fact, we
don't need to bathe and shower at all.
There are microbes on our body
that produce nasty odours, but
they're not harmful to us.
The reason we bathe and shower is that we want to get rid of those odours
and we feel and we want to feel comfortable.
That's fine, but as far as preventing disease goes,
it's not really important.
Professor Sally, I would argue that the fragrant zones,
as I like to call them, need showering.
Regular showering.
Regular showering.
Does she think we're cats and we're going to lick ourselves clean?
No, she's saying...
Imagine if we licked ourselves clean like cats do.
She's saying essentially that we are prudes
and we can't handle our natural body odours,
but they're just that, body odours but they're
just that, they're natural and they're
not harmful and you should just
you could just put up with them and you'd be fine.
I feel like this is like UTIs waiting
to happen. No, that's exactly
what she's saying, is you won't get
sick from not showering. Isn't that weird?
No, but this is what I'm saying, I disagree.
Yeah, but she's a hygiene
professor of hygiene.
Well, where did she get that certificate from?
From the London School of Hygiene.
Is that a real place?
I don't know.
Look, I don't agree with her.
I'm just saying.
You've got to shower.
Objectively, she's right.
She's the expert in this situation.
This is like, because what you're doing at the moment,
it's like people who didn't get vaccinated arguing with scientists
who say the vaccine's important.
And then you're going, nah, it's not.
It's not important.
She is right that we don't need to shower.
Like from a scientific point of view,
but from a social point of view, it's different.
But we should shower.
But you don't need to.
Yeah.
I still don't agree with that.
Like what she's saying, like is that you technically don't ever need to shower.
I still disagree with that.
I know that as cave people.
We didn't.
We wouldn't have showered.
No, we didn't, no.
You know, we would have lived without showering.
Do you remember that?
And we would have very rarely bathed as well.
Yeah.
Because, you know, where are you going to do that?
It wouldn't have been like a top of the priority list for cave people.
No, especially in winter, it'd be more of a risk to your health to get cold and wet.
Because you might get sick and die, you know?
It'd be like a once a year treat.
But there's lots of things we didn't do back then that we do do now.
Brush our teeth.
Is she saying we don't have to brush our teeth either?
Wipe our bums.
Can she please come out and say we don't need to floss?
Because how annoying.
Like, I get we have to, but show of hands here,
who finds flossing every day so annoying?
Oh, me.
It's the worst part of being an adult.
It's the worst.
I reckon this information will be quite welcomed
by some members of our audience.
Are you saying?
The people who don't shower every day.
On the reg.
And they'll be going, finally, some science I can get behind.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, tell us about the news Christina Applegate shared
with her fans today about her health battles.
It has been a very sad update, actually.
Christina Applegate has announced and shared that she has multiple sclerosis
and that in the final season of Dead to Me, which is a Netflix star,
you know, incredibly popular show,
in the final season you'll actually get to see the different conditions
that she lives with.
And so she shared how she's put on, quote, 40 pounds.
She said she can't walk without a cane.
And she is actually showing some of the symptoms in the actual series.
And she kind of hopes that, like, people will accept it
and kind of, you know, and I guess still enjoy the season, really.
It's really, really, I found this story so sad to deal with
because she is such a talented actress.
She said that there were symptoms that she wished she'd paid attention to,
but how could you know?
I mean, some of the symptoms before she was diagnosed were, like,
you know, loss of strength, you know?
A lot of people can feel a bit tired or feel like it might be an age thing
or a fitness thing.
So how was she to know?
So you're going to see it, and it's a very brave,
brave Christina Applegate sharing her diagnosis.
I just think she's an incredible woman.
Like, I've followed her career for quite a while.
I just really love her.
I think she's very funny and very talented.
But she got diagnosed with breast cancer in 2008.
She beat it, came back, she beat it again,
and then she unfortunately got diagnosed with MS
a few years ago. I think it's so amazing that she has, even with this horrible thing that she's
living with, she's gone, I'm going to do this last season and I'm going to, you know, pretty much
represent what it's like to live with something, this autoimmune disease.
And I think it's just so powerful,
and it'll be amazing for a lot of people who are also struggling
with that disease to see themselves on TV.
It's MS, right?
She has multiple sclerosis?
Multiple sclerosis, yeah.
So I just think it's so cool, and I can't wait to watch.
And as Clint said off air, it's such a good show.
On top of all of that, it's an incredible show.
It's an amazing show.
So from a purely selfish point of view,
I'm really glad they're going to finish it.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
Because she doesn't have to.
If she's going downhill, she doesn't have to keep working.
Well, the thing was is that it affects everyone so differently.
But the amazing thing is that she's taken like six months off to get treatment.
And then she went, nah, I'm going to come back and I'm going to finish it.
And I'm going to do it as me and what I'm living with.
So I just think that's amazing.
Amazing.
That is the latest live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
I feel awkward for these people texting through already.
I'm so sorry this has happened to you.
This is trauma.
We're talking about the times you got the dress code really wrong.
Yeah.
It was either dress up and you didn't know or it wasn't dress up,
but you thought it was.
Exactly.
Kim Kardashian has put on her Instagram she turned up to a birthday party
around Halloween in full Halloween attire.
She went as Mystique from the X-Men and it wasn't a dress up party.
She was the only one in costume.
Let's talk to Tash. Hi, Tash.
Hi, Tash.
Kia ora. How are we?
We're good. When did this happen to you, Tash?
I was going to a sports prize giving and now that I reflect on that, I was like 20 years old
and the theme was Afros and aviators.
Okay.
And I turned up in an aviator jumpsuit,
one of those hats with the old school goggles.
I had made a box that was like an airplane with wings
and the jet pack had like,
the jets were made out of bottles.
I had made it like commando.
I went so hardcore.
I didn't even realise.
Like Amelia Earhart or something.
Yeah, you went as Amelia slash the Wright Brothers.
Yeah.
And I was like swagging around, like didn't even notice that I was out of place.
And four years later when I looked at the picture and I was like, oh my God, it was
actually Afros and aviator sunglasses.
I got that completely wrong.
An Afro wig and some aviator sunglasses. I got that completely wrong. An Afro wig and some aviator sunglasses.
Yeah, and everyone else was like around with Afros
and I was just like, yeah.
You built a cardboard plane?
Yeah.
At least no one could argue her commitment, right?
You know, someone's come through on the text machine.
They said, I went to a night at the Oscars party
where you dress up as movie characters.
However, I took it literally and dressed up like someone going
to the actual Oscars award ceremony.
Oh, this one makes me feel so sad.
They said, we were learning about ancient Egypt at primary school
and mum dressed me up as full on makeup and outfit.
We got the wrong day and I had to be Cleopatra for the whole day at school.
You know what's even worse?
No.
Do you know what's even worse?
Is the day, the ancient Egypt day is still to come.
So what do you do?
Do you put the Cleopatra outfit on again?
You have to go again.
Do you go again?
You got to go again.
Surely you go,
Mum, I want to be a mummy this time.
Bandage me up so no one can recognise me.
Yeah, no one will know it's me.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
Tell us, mate,
when did you get the dress code wrong?
It was my partner's mate's engagement party.
Okay.
And on the invites it said that it was like smart dress wear.
Right.
And we went out and got us like our nice beautiful dresses
and he went and got them like just like really nice clothing.
And we got there and he is in like just say like a swan dry kind of thing
and rugby league shorts
and gumboots.
Oh no.
So not funny.
It's so not funny
but it's so funny as well.
So you were very overdressed
for the party.
Very.
That's so awkward.
Someone texted us
and they said
I looked after an elderly lady
with a wicked sense of humour.
She told me when she died, she wanted bright colours at her funeral.
A few months later, she passed away.
I turned up to her funeral in bright yellow.
I was the only one.
When the daughter read her eulogy,
she said her mother had planned it and knew that I would laugh.
Shut the front door.
That's epic.
I was so touched that even when she passed,
she thought of me.
I guess that is really nice, right?
I love that.
You are the final joke.
And it gets acknowledged in the eulogy,
so, you know, everyone there knows.
But can you imagine the whole funeral
turning around to look at you in that moment?
Oh, that's her.
It's obviously her.
She's the only one in colour.
There she is. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
Hi, how are you? Tell us, mate, when did you get the dress code wrong?
It was a good mate of mine's 21st and I didn't read the invite clearly. I saw something about
a paddock and I was like, man, paddock party. So I went and
gumbooted in a slan dry. Yeah, nice.
And it turns out that it was
parkings in the paddock
next to the house and the attire
was semi-formal.
Parking is in the paddock?
Yeah, so everyone was in
dresses and heels and the guys were in
like suits.
You were like such a munter.
Yeah, I did. I ruined all of the photos. like the... You would look like such a manta. Yeah.
I did.
I ruined all of the photos.
You would have got... You go,
oh,
I'll just help park the cars.
I'll just stay out in the paddock.
Bless you, Sarah.
You poor thing.
That sucks.
It was kind of funny.
Everyone was just like classic.
Like only you would do this.
Yeah, good memes.
And at least you were comfortable.
Yeah.
You know?
Exactly.
It was a cold night.
I was warm.
It would be great.
You stood out, totally.
Someone just texted through and they said,
I went to a black and white ball dressed up as the Black Swan.
Everyone else was in black and white dresses.
I had my face painted and everything.
What, you thought the theme was black and white?
Like, so you go as like a black and white character.
Oh, God.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there
was a girl. She was smart,
debatable, talented,
eh, athletic.
Not really, but picking
a movie title based on just the
plot line, that she can
do. Brie and Clint's
What's the Plot?
This is our movie guessing game,
where if you can guess just two movies correctly before Brie does,
today you'll walk away with $150 cash.
I'm feeling a bit jittery after that mocha half-dranked coffee.
Is that all it takes to throw you off?
Literally.
I feel like it's clouding my judgement.
Rory's here.
Hi, Rory.
Hi, Rory.
Hey, guys.
How we doing?
Have you got a clear head or have you got something in the system as well that's going to throw
you off?
To be honest, I'm a bit jittery too.
Are you?
All right.
It'll be a fair fight then, Rory.
Just smashed a coffee, so I'm all ready to go.
Full strength or a kid's coffee like Bree had?
No, no. like a real coffee.
Oh, okay.
$4.52 and you're down in coffees.
Brave man.
Here it comes.
The rules are I'll read plot lines to famous movies.
You don't have to wait for me to finish that plot line
before you buzz in with your name and have a guess.
You can guess at any time, but if you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Yeah, mate, we did.
Today's theme, movies released in the year 2001.
Ooh.
Turns out a really big year for film.
How old are you, Rory?
I'm 29.
Okay.
29.
So I might have a slight advantage.
Both of us would have been quite young, though.
We will be only using classics in this game,
so you will have had a chance to see these films.
Okay, great.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
Once upon a time,
in a swamp far, far away.
Brie.
Brie, only just.
Shrek.
The first one.
The first one.
I'm going with it.
I'm picturing I think the first one wouldn't have been any earlier than 2001.
Is that what you were going to say, Rory?
Sure was.
Okay.
You'll need to get this one, okay?
Come on, Rory.
Let's go.
Movie number two.
Shy San Francisco teenager, Mia.
Brie.
The Princess Diaries.
Is that the name of it?
The Princess Diaries?
Because there's that other one which sounds like it's...
Oh, now you're making me second guess myself.
The Princess Diaries.
With Anne Hathaway. The Princess Diaries with Anne Hathaway. The Princess
Diaries.
That's correct.
Sorry, Rory, not your week, man.
Sorry, mate. No, I was never going to get that,
was I? We'll send you away with a
$50 KFC chicken
dollars chicken voucher. You got some
KFC, Rory. Oh,
that's pretty good, Tim. That's not too bad. He's getting down to the truck. He's ready to go home. Appreciate you playing. He's done. Thanks, Rory. Oh, that's pretty good, Tim. That's not too bad.
He's getting out of the truck.
He's ready to go home.
Appreciate you playing.
He's done.
Thanks, Rory.
That's what's the plot.
We'll play for $200 cash next week.
Bree and Clint.
Please welcome to the studio
our special guest this afternoon,
Lance Savali.
Let's get it.
I feel like going out already.
Oh my God, this is a lot right now. The man is dusty, I feel like going out already.
Oh my God, this is a lot right now.
The man is dusty, but I feel like this song has revived you.
It's brought him back to life.
Oh my God, guys.
Full disclosure, are you feeling it after a bit of a Celebrity Treasure Island afterparty last night?
Obviously, Elvis was in the final three, so here I am sitting in the ZM headquarters feeling full of life.
You've got to support your friends, mate.
Exactly.
We said to Elvis at the very start of this season of Celebrity Treasure Island,
your mate Lance made it to the top three, so you have to at least make it to the top three.
I didn't know he was literally going to do it.
Oh my God, and you know what?
I'm so happy he didn't find a treasure.
You would have hated it, eh? I would have hated it.
I want him to do well,
but not as well as me.
We're here to talk about your new music today, because
your second single is dropping. Third, bro,
come on. Oh, third, what was it? The third one.
Mate, I'm real now, you know?
You want to be a
music, recognised as a proper music artist,
but you're a dancer, you're a
model, you're a TikTok, you are
a model, you're doing an undie campaign at the moment.
That's not on my resume.
It is.
You're the face of Bonds.
You're a DJ.
Yes.
You're a judge on television shows.
Oh, yeah.
I need to ask you, friend to friend, you've danced with all the big stars,
J-Lo, Rihanna, Beyonce.
Are you going to be at the halftime show for Rihanna?
Super Bowl?
I'll be honest with you.
I have received an email, but I'm not confirmed yet.
I'm happy with that.
I'm happy with that.
Is there anybody else in your circle that's associated with that project?
Maybe someone who's like walking around this room with the camera right now.
Maybe he's like going over to assist the choreographer or something.
Oh my God.
Who could that be?
The Elvis guy.
Oh, Elvis Lopati.
Yeah, yeah, that guy.
Yeah, right.
I've heard of him.
Elvis, pull up a microphone.
Yeah.
Okay, get in here.
Pull up a microphone
for a second.
Oh my gosh,
this is doing the absolute most.
I'm only here to do BTS.
I've had my time last night.
I know.
Are you going to be
part of the team
putting together
Rihanna's
halftime Super Bowl show
move your body
drop sign
move your body
good answer
I'm going on Sunday
but we'll see
what I'm going for
and you'll find out
next year in February
well come back
and see us
both of you
you're always welcome
unofficially
congratulations
thank you so much
the things that you boys are achieving at the moment.
You guys are so humble.
That's why people love you.
That is massive.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thanks, guys.
That is huge.
I wanted to ask you one more thing, Lance,
while we've got you here.
Yeah.
Earlier this year when J-Lo was in the news
for firing some of her dancers because of their star sign,
you commented and said that that happened to you with Madonna.
Yeah, it happened. Madonna fired you because of your star sign. No. You commented and said that that happened to you with Madonna. Yeah, it happened.
Madonna fired you because of your star sign?
Maybe.
That's wild, man.
Like, wild.
It's so long ago.
But I love her.
You've got to love Madonna for it.
Because if I didn't get fired off of that, I would never have worked for Rihanna.
When one door closes and another opens.
If someone said, Madonna's going to fire you tomorrow, but you get to work with Rihanna,
I'd be like, yes, do it now.
What star sign are you again?
Scorpio.
Oh, typical Scorpio.
Okay, I know you want to do it.
We're here to talk about the new music,
so let's play this new track.
You've sampled this song right here.
Nina Sky.
Yes.
I'm so keen.
And the music video drops tonight.
Wait, when does this play?
Tomorrow. Yeah, no, it drops tonight. Yeah. We're going to play. Yes, the music video Drops tonight Wait when does this Play tomorrow
Yeah no
It drops tonight
Yeah
We're gonna play
Yes the music video
Drops tonight
At 8pm
And Elvis is in it
It's pretty much
Just him
I can't play
It's all about him
Who cares about me
It's my song
But who cares about me
It's all about him
Let's play your new song
Yes
This is an early play
The song doesn't come out
This is the first time
We're playing it
Yeah yeah
Wait are we exclusive right now?
Yes, anything for you guys.
It's not even out yet.
It's not.
It comes out tomorrow.
Do you want to name check it?
Do you want to do it?
Yes, okay.
This is new Lance Savali, new single, Move Your Body,
primary on ZM only, baby.
Let's go.
That was so bad.
That was so bad.
Please don't take my job.
How do you guys do that?
Bree and Clint.
What do you think Daddy was doing that was so unholy?
Probably going to bed without showering.
Probably coveting thy neighbour's horse, eh? Probably
pretending like he bought one of
those paper bags at the
self-service checkout,
but then forgetting. Yeah, that'll be it.
That's unholy. That'll be it. That'll be what Daddy did.
This story is
hectic. It's about secret siblings.
An Australian
mum has found out that her
children have dozens of half-siblings.
Wow.
As a result of mismanagement at the sperm bank.
These stories are so scary to me.
Yeah.
Like, and what about, like, we hear,
there was a whole movie made about this.
Right.
About a real life story.
Okay.
Of a guy in America who,
and this was a number of years ago,
because obviously you get paid for your swimmers in America
and he donated a bunch of times and got paid heaps of money for it.
And it turns out, this is a true story,
he had like 150 something children or something.
Right.
Well, that's what's going to happen.
If you donate it, it's going to get used. No, but there's rules in or something. Right. Well, that's what's going to happen. If you donate it, it's going to get used.
No, but there's rules in place now.
Right.
I think there should be.
Yeah, there is.
There's like really strict rules where that can't happen.
But there'd need to be a balance because there'd be a huge need for more donations.
And if you're a good candidate, like if you've got good swimmers
and you produce healthy babies, they'd be like, well.
Yeah, but we don't want to all end up from the same gene pool, do we?
No, you've got to ship it around the country.
Okay, so this mum and her partner used a single anonymous sperm donor
to have five children.
Okay.
Wait, she had five kids?
Yes.
Five IVF babies?
Using the same donor.
Wow, that would have cost a fortune.
Yeah.
Well, you don't have to always IVF it, do you?
Can't you just...
Well, yeah, it depends.
Some people do it that way.
Yeah.
I think that's called something different.
The sperm donor was simply known as Donor 188.
Right.
Okay, you don't get their information.
He was described as a typical Aussie sporty bloke.
That's it. Okay. I wonder what we'd be described as a typical Aussie sporty bloke. That's it. Okay?
I wonder what we'd be described as if we donated.
That's such
a good question.
We should talk about that tomorrow on the show.
We should contact a sperm bank
and say, can you drop a profile
for us? Yeah, give them all the details.
What would we be described
as? When one of
her kids, this is where it gets weird, okay?
When one of her kids started daycare,
they got chatting to another parent at the daycare centre.
Okay.
And that's when they found out that that parent also used a donor.
They chatted for a bit and they realised
that the donor they'd used was the same guy.
They had both used donor 188.
How did they realise that?
Just going through the information.
Like you find out how the kids came about.
Oh, we used the donor too.
Because obviously you connect as soon as you say
you've both been through that process.
And I wonder if the kids look similar.
Maybe.
Could have been.
Well, they're half siblings.
Yeah.
They ended up at the same daycare centre
with their half siblings. Crazy. So she emails the clinic and she's like, okay, this're half siblings. Yeah. They ended up at the same daycare centre with their half siblings.
Crazy, eh?
So she emails the clinic and she's like, okay, this is a lot,
but I shouldn't be too surprised.
I used a donor.
So she contacted the clinic and she said,
am I allowed to ask how many children have been conceived from donor 188?
And they said, yes, you are.
Oh, you're allowed that information?
You're allowed that information.
I think you should have that information
because like you said, you don't want to end up
with your brother or sister.
Your kids pashing their half-brother or sister, right?
Yeah.
She was told there were 43 other children
who had been born from donor 188's sperm.
48 children in total, including her five. Isn't that
crazy? That's a lot. And she'd already
bumped into one of them by accident. So
who knows how many more they'd cross paths.
Because like Australia, not the biggest
place in the world. No. You know it's not like
America where there's 400 something million.
Yeah. Like it's quite a small
place. On top of that the clinic had
lost donor 188's contact
information so they were never able to
contact him and like...
What a schmozzle. Yeah.
Oh. Or should
I say, what a spimozzle.
Spimozzle.
No. So, wait.
So, out there, those kids have got 43
half-brothers and sisters.
So, do they have the information on where those other siblings are?
She went rogue and managed to track down the dad, the donor.
Right.
She's like, if you don't have his information, we're going to find him.
I don't know how she did it, but they found him.
But she did.
I don't think they have.
You can't ask for the other kids' information.
That's all private.
Yeah.
But, yeah, it's far out.
You'd just have to tell your kids if the person...
Be careful.
If they look even slightly similar to you.
If you have a real strong connection.
Do a DNA test.
Yep.
Just test it.
I know that's going to take the romance out of the situation.
Just do a quick swab.
Way to kill the mood.
I want to ask.
There'll be different ways that this has
come about. I want to ask this afternoon
whether anybody has found
out that they had secret siblings.
Yeah, siblings you didn't know that you
had until later
on. This might be because of a
donor situation. This might be because of
a cheating situation. This might
be because of an adoption situation.
I don't know.
But did you find out
later in life that,
oh, hang on a second,
I've got a brother
and a sister
or something like that
out there?
Yeah.
Oh, $800 at M
or you can text your story
into 9696.
We'd love to hear about it
this afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
Hi, Raquel.
Hi, Raquel.
Hey, how you doing, guys?
Good, thank you.
Did you have secret siblings?
Yeah.
When I was a kid, I grew up and my mum would buy these birthday presents and Christmas
presents for a boy that we didn't know.
And she would never tell us his name or where he was or who he belonged to.
She one time said it was a co-worker's kit that she was buying for.
Okay.
Eventually, it came out when we were about 13 that it was actually my dad's
son that
had come from an affair while
we were young kids. No way!
And your mum
was buying presents for him?
Yeah, my mum's an absolute angel
human. She sounds like it. Did your mum
stay with your dad? Yep,
yep, they're still together to this day. And she
bought presents for his secret love child. Your mum sounds like a saint. Do you have a relationship
with your half-brother these days? No, unfortunately I still haven't met him. We tried to reach
out to him a couple of times, but never really linked up. God, how complicated, oh my god.
What's the age difference between you and him, Raquel? I think he's about six years younger than me.
Okay.
I can just picture your mum showing up to the other woman's house with the birthday presents
and being like, here's some presents for David's kid.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
Oh wow.
That's incredible.
I wonder if Raquel's dad knows that she knows.
Oh, that's a great question.
Shall we ask her?
Is she still there?
Let's see if she's still there.
Raquel, are you there?
Yeah.
Is everything out in the open with dad?
Does dad know that you know?
Yeah, he does know that I know.
I tried to get him to friend him on Facebook a while back.
You tried to get your dad to friend his son.
Oh, your dad doesn't even see him.
No, Dad hasn't seen him either.
Oh, that's sad.
Maybe one day.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
Yeah, maybe one day.
I hold hope.
There's so many layers to this.
Okay, thanks, Raquel.
Let's go to Terry.
Kia ora, Terry.
Hi, Terry.
Hi.
Did you have secret siblings?
I did.
I don't know if it was a secret, but we didn't know about them.
Well, technically kind of a secret.
Tell us what happened, Terry.
So I was 25 and I got a message from a guy who goes,
hey, I think you might be my half-sister.
And I was like, what?
Yeah.
Okay.
And we had a bit of a chat about it.
And I said, oh, you know, I said, oh, where do you live?
And he goes, oh, I actually live in Upper Hart.
And I was like, oh, okay, well, I live there too.
Do you want to come around?
And he was like, oh, okay.
Because I wanted to see this guy to see if there was any family resemblance.
Yeah, or a connection or something.
Yeah, and he turned up and he looked exactly like my other brothers.
No way.
So he's your dad's kid on the side?
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
So he is actually two weeks younger than I am.
You're joking.
No.
Have you talked to your dad about it?
So dad actually got angry at me because I invited him around
and I didn't speak to him first.
Yeah, yeah.
Does your mum know? Does your mum know? She didn't speak to him first. Yeah, yeah. So nobody asked you.
Did your mum know?
She didn't.
She does now.
Did you drop the bombshell at 25?
I did, yep.
Terry, were your parents still together at the time?
No, no.
They'd been split up for a long time.
Right.
Because of dad's dodgy deeds?
I guess so.
I don't know. Personal decisions between those two, I guess.
Dirty old dad. Oh, Terry.
So do you still catch up with your
half-brother now? Yeah.
Yeah. So I do see him every now
and then. I see more
of his kids. So my niece and nephew.
Oh, nice. That's lovely. Oh, good.
That's a great outcome. One more from
Lana. Did you have secret siblings, Lana? I am a secret sibling. Oh, wow. That's lovely. Oh, good. That's a great outcome. One more from Lana. Did you have secret siblings, Lana?
I am a secret sibling.
Oh, wow.
How?
How did you find out that you were the secret sibling?
My partner bought me a DNA kit for my birthday in September,
and I got my test results.
And my paternity was have a new dad and three brothers, two sisters and 28 nieces and nephews.
Wait, you found out that the person you thought was your dad was not actually your dad?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh my God.
That's a bit of a David Lomas story, I think.
And Lana, did you say you found this out in September, just gone?
No, last week.
I got my test results last week. Last gone? No, last week. I got my TISH results last week.
Last week? Lana!
Okay, so let's just
get these details real quick.
So did your mum, have you told your mum?
Oh yes, and she's
denying she ever slept with him and I'm like,
Mum, science doesn't lie but you have a lot.
DNA doesn't lie, Mum.
Have you told your dad? Yeah.
Yes, I talked to him the same
night. I sent him a message through Facebook
that I was
wanting to chat.
I called him. He gave me a thumbs up.
I called him. He said, if you're mine, I'm going to
love you with my all and I'll
tell my wife and kids.
Oh, your new dad. That's your new dad.
Okay, what about your old dad?
So my old dad, he passed away when I was maybe 20.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
And I found out that he wasn't my real dad at his funeral
when my uncle told me I wasn't Fano.
Lana, that's horrible.
I'm so sorry.
You have a lot of information to process at the moment, don't you?
That's right.
But, Lana, that's nice that you've reached out to your biological dad you have a lot of information to process at the moment, don't you? That's right.
But, Lana, that's nice that you've reached out to your biological dad and he wants to, you know, get to know you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes.
Yeah.
Which, I mean, geez, your mum has a lot of explaining to do, I think.
She certainly does.
She certainly does.
He is my old dad's cousin.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
This story, you're joking.
He's your...
I am now my brother's sibling and cousin.
Unless you can say to your uncle at the funeral, you can go,
well, actually, I am technically whānau.
Yeah, technically.
Bree and Clint. Oh, where's the birthday banger music gone Fano. Yeah, technically.
Oh, where's the birthday banger music gone?
Oh, it's missing.
What, what?
Birthday.
It's your birthday.
Claude, you've got to look really fast,
and I'll look really fast as well.
Or else you're going to get more of this.
It's birthday banger.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.op Is why we have professionals make them
We don't have it let's roll with it
It's birthday banger time and it's thanks to JB
Hi Fi
The vibe is not quite right
It's not right eh
It's weird
We'll kick it off with Erin
Hi Erin It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi.
Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all.
There we go, Erin.
Now we're fully ready to roll.
Hey, mate, what's your birthday?
Now we're ready.
Now we're ready.
What's your birthday, Erin?
1st of October, 86.
Right, mate, that means you were 16 in 2002.
And on your 16th birthday, this was top of the chart.
You and celebrity weatherman Maddie McLean
have the exact same birthday banger, Erin.
Nice.
Yeah.
Not a bad one from Avril Lavigne.
Were you a fan back in the day?
I was, yeah. Who wasn't? Did any celebs one from Avril Lavigne. Were you a fan back in the day? I was, yeah.
Who wasn't?
Did any celebs go as Avril for Halloween?
I feel like she'd be a really good costume.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Skater boy era Avril Lavigne, that'd be a good costume.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there, Erin.
If you win, you'll get a $100 JB high five out you.
We'll do Dave.
G'day, Dave.
G'day, Dave.
Hey, guys, how are you?
Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Just racing home Dave. G'day Dave. G'day Dave. Hey guys, how are you? Good mate, how's your day been?
Yeah, good. Just racing home to
make dinner for the kids. Oh, good to hear Dave.
What are you going to make?
Chicken parm, I think. The Aussie
special. Stop it Dave!
Lucky kids, that's a decent dinner for a Thursday
night. Can I come for dinner? Yeah, it feels
like more of a weekend dinner. There's a bit of work involved there.
I like that Dave, I like your style.
Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 13th of a weekend dinner. There's a bit of work involved there. I like that, Dave. I like your style. Let's do your birthday, Banger.
What's your birthday?
13th of October, 88.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2004.
And back on your 16th, this had a number one hit.
Oh, Banger.
Oh, Dave. Banger for a Thursday.
Banger for a Thursday.
Sierra.
Goodies. Can you see Dave just tenderising the chicken? Oh, Dave. Hang up for a Thursday. Hang up for a Thursday. Sierra goodies.
Can you see Dave just tenderizing the chicken?
You slap that chicken, Dave.
You slap it hard.
Naughty chicken.
He's just in the kitchen beating the meat.
Naughty little chicken.
Is that what happens, Dave?
That's a bit of you, eh, Dave?
That's exactly what it is.
Dave's like, what station did I call?
What is going on?
We'll finish with Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
G'day, Jenny.
Hi, guys.
How you doing?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Not bad at all.
Oh, good to hear, Jenny.
Well, we're keen to do
your birthday banger for you.
What's your birthday?
25th of August, 76.
Right, that means you were 16 in 1992
And on your birthday
This was at the top
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it understands
Nice
And if you tell my heart
Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus
He might blow up
This was such a big song
Eh Jenny
That was a huge song
Yeah
I loved this song
As a kid
Yeah
Loved it
I've told you this story before
My nan taped this
Off the radio for me
On cassette
Yep
And she gave it to us
And we played it
Over and over
And over and over
And that's why
You had a mullet
Yeah
I had a reverse mullet
The piss fringe Yeah Well it's why I had a mullet Back Oh, that's fine. Yeah. I had a reverse mullet, the piss fringe.
Yeah.
Well, it's why I had a mullet back in the 90s.
Three great songs.
I like them all, but I'm voting for Sierra Goodies.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah, Dave.
Get ready to slap that chicken, baby.
Perfect.
You get a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Awesome.
Thanks, guys.
No worries, Dave. Thanks to JB Hi-Fi, you can shop how you want at JB in store or online with payment
options to suit all. Here we go, your birthday
banger on ZM.
ZM, Brian Clint.
ZM, Brian Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger today is Sierra and Goodies.
Bring her to Friday Jams Live next year, I say.
Wouldn't she be amazing at Friday Jams Live?
She'd be incredible.
Taking down Avril Lavigne and Billy Ray Cyrus.
This has won before this song.
It has, and it will win again.
It has a place.
You know?
Yeah.
This is the entry-level line dancing song, eh?
Yeah, this is like nice and slow for beginners.
This is what you learn to grapevine to, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holding your belt buckle.
Moose.
Scoop.
Bree and Clint.
Last night, the final of Celebrity Treasure Island went down
And we're joined by the winner
Hold on
Oh spoiler alert
Spoiler alert
It's all over the friggin news
I know but sometimes
If you've opened any app today you know who won Treasure Island
We just need to cover our ass
Alright you got 3, 2, 1
Jessie J
Or as Siobhan Marshall would say Jessie bloody chick Three, two, one. Jessie J!
Or as Siobhan Marshall would say, Jessie bloody Chook.
That's my name now.
Yeah.
I've resigned to the fact that I'm only ever going to be addressed by my full name.
The bad boy of Celebrity Treasure Island.
I call you Jessie Chook.
Full name because you deserve it. What an absolute game you played the whole season even though you
hadn't eaten for 27 days you hadn't slept congratulations thanks brie yeah it's funny
like looking at it you have moments where you're playing the game so hard you're like
jeez you need to tone it down a little bit like that's that's too much mate watching the show back do you regret anything
uh yeah i do regret a couple of a couple of things and it's mainly around the around the
lies and the monolith and the burying of the treasure um what would you do differently i'd
probably tell i would have told alvis um in that moment in that moment yeah um when he when he'd
asked me um that that's really like the
one thing that eats me up
and watching last night I was like damn Jesse
should have just told him in the flesh there
you know I love Elvis and Courtney
and we had a really special moment last night
they came to celebrate
we had Elvis in here an hour ago he's
looking a bit worse for wear like there was a lot
of celebrating going on last night
yeah it was a bit you were playing for live ocean an amazing charity that your brother started
did he not know that you had won a hundred thousand dollars for that charity no idea and
live ocean put on an event last night a viewing party and they had no idea i was like this could
backfire but they were like you know matter what, you've done us proud.
And we'd like to celebrate that moment anyway.
And I'm like, it's nice to say, but, you know,
it'll definitely be nicer if I win.
I want to know what your brother said to you when he found out that you won.
He said to me, I knew you were good for it, which is a little saying that I've said to him
quite a few times over the years in his successes.
Generally, before he goes into it,
I'll say, I know you're good for it.
And then afterwards, I knew you were good for it.
And he gave me one of those ones.
About time you got one back on him, mate.
I know.
Because, I mean, he's out there winning all these bloody races
and the family's like, oh, Blair Chokey's so great.
And then you're like, yeah, well, have you won Celebrity Treasure Island?
Didn't think so.
Crazy.
Mum and Dad were like, this is the most proud we've ever been.
Yes!
You've won!
Finally!
You know what your brother's like, though?
He'll sign on for the next season.
Yeah, yeah.
Just to spite you.
He'll go, oh, I could win that.
Hey, congratulations, man.
What a game you played.
You've joined a very small group of people
it's you sam wallace and chris parker yeah and can i just say you played an incredible game but
you're also a really really genuinely nice person and um oh you too and i thought you you know you
guys did an amazing job kept us up the whole time you know like it was it was hard like it was
brutal and then to be able to see you and Matt every day,
smiling and that day that you and I had away,
we'll go down in history as one of the greatest days of my life,
even though I was blindfolded the whole time.
Let's not tell anyone what happened on that day.
The parts that didn't make it to TV.
We won't tell them that,
but I've got them etched into my memory.
They ain't going nowhere.
It's the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island, Jesse Chook.
Well done, man.
Jesse Chook.
Jesse Chook.
Brie and Clint.
And that's the end of the show.
God, it was a big show today, wasn't it?
Chocker.
If there's any podcast, if you've never listened to the podcast before,
today would be a good one.
Today's a good case study of the Brianne Clint Show, I reckon.
Good, solid show.
We had a few guests on, gave away some stuff.
Talked to a woman who found out literally last week that her dad that she grew up with
wasn't her biological dad and that she's got siblings out there that she doesn't know.
Her dad that she thought her dad has passed away,
her dad that is her dad that she found out through Ancestry.com,
is her dad's cousin.
I realise what I sounded like when I was doing it,
but that's literally the story, yeah.
And her mum is denying everything.
Denies the whole thing.
But there's DNA evidence, but mum's still denying it.
Still denies it.
And she found this out last week.
Said mum's science doesn't lie.
And the mum says, well, I've never seen the paternity test.
I need to go home.
Let's go, everybody.
Have a great night.
We'll catch you back tomorrow for Friday Gems.
Chilly from TLC's on the show with us tomorrow.
That's huge.
I can't wait for that.
How iconic.
And what song are we doing for Friday Okie?
Taylor Swift, Antihero.
I can't wait for that.
Brian and Clint,
see you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
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