ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd November 2023

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

Flirting your way to a discount. Don't EVER send this to someone on instagram. Fridayoke - Wild Ones. Dead giveaways if they're a Millennial. Double lives.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. One, two, three. Hey, there it is. G'day everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. G'day guys. Happy Friday. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready for the return of Winston Peters? No comment. He's

back. No comment. He's back. The oldest man in politics is back. What a wild, what a wild, what a wild result. Isn't it crazy you have to wait two weeks just to get the results of your election? I've been on the edge of my seat. Two weeks just to count some votes overseas. Hurry up, is what I would say. Yeah, God.

Hurry up. What are you guys doing? How many people did they have counting? One? Pull finger. I saw Lord and Jacinda cast their vote in New York like a month ago. The results are in.

It's final. But you know what? I'm ready for the weekend. That's what I'm ready for. Yeah, Billy. And I'm not just talking about the musician. Are you going to that show? I would love to go to that show. At Eden Park? Yeah, that's going to be a killer show. What's the bet that it rains? It's Auckland. It's you going to that show? I would love to go to that show. At Eden Park? Yeah, that's going to be

a killer show. What's the bet that it rains? It's Auckland. It's definitely going to rain. The weekend will be like, I wish we'd done it inside! When is it though? It's soon. It's December, yeah. And I feel like hopefully the rain's going to be gone by then. Nah, man. It's Auckland.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I disagree. Yeah, I disagree. I feel like the last year and a half has been very temperamental. But before that. Yeah, before that. It was quite good. Yeah, before that it was good.

Yeah. What's happened? I just don't know. Blame Winston. Hey, let's go, everybody. Let's have a great Friday afternoon. Chock-a-block full of Friday jams. Your chance to win tickets to Fridays Live at 5.30

and a fresh round of Tradie vs. Lady next. Let's do it. 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play. The Ladies on 100 wins for the year. The Tradies on 93. Let's do it. Bree and Clint. And it is time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady.

It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, last day of the week for Tradie versus Lady and the scores continue to roll through. The ladies have hit the 100. The tradie's still trailing on 93. Let's go to our lady first. She's in the upper of the hut.

She is 38 years old and she has 50 houseplants. Welcome to the show, Bex. G'day, Bex. Hello. Where the hell do you sit? I've got a big house. I've got a big house. Okay, good.

Good. Plenty of room. Plenty of sunlight. What's the most expensive houseplant that you own? I have a variegated elbow, Monstera elbow. Damn. How much would that be worth?

It was $500 and it was about six centimetres tall. What? You could kill that thing in a second. It was a birthday present. It's a birthday present. It's now huge. Wow.

She's now dealing it. She's dealing the cuttings from it. She's propagating. I'd take care of that thing like it was my baby if it's worth $500. Wow. You take one out. Trading today from Auckland. They're 27 years old, and they have played a football game against Martin Oedegaard.

I assume that's a football player. Welcome to the show, Mike. G'day, Mike. Cheers. Thanks for having me. When did you play against him, Mike? I think it was in like 2018 over in the Netherlands. Yeah, right.

And please excuse my ignorance. Who is he and how do you say his name? Martin Odegaard. He's the captain of Arsenal. Oh, there you go. Jeez, that's a pretty big deal. Mike, why did you play against him? Are Odegaard. He's the captain of Arsenal. Oh, there you go. Jeez, that's a pretty big deal. Mike, why did you play against him? Are you pretty good, are you?

Oh, nah. I used to be all right, but not so good anymore. Just playing locally now. I want to guess your position. Quite humble. I want to guess you're in the midfield. Yeah, you're onto it. I know.

I know these things. Well done. The midfield is always the biggest workhorses, always the humblest. All right, workhorse Mike, your buzzer is tradie. And plant lady Bex, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Question number one. What animal is known to be man's best friend? Tradie. Yes, Mike. Dogs. It is, of course, a dog. One to the tradies. Question number two.

In what city did Princess Diana lose her life? Tradie. Yes, Mike. Paris? Yeah, it was Paris. It was Paris. It was Paris. Two to the tradies.

You need this one, Bex, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Maybe. Sorry, Bex. Bex was in there, but Mike was too quick. Taylor Swift.

He's got it. Oh, my God. God, unlucky there, Bex. Mike was just too quick. You didn't lose God, unlucky there, Bex. Mike was just too quick. You didn't lose on lack of knowledge, Bex. I'm going to think I was on mute. Yeah, he was just too bloody fast. Too quick.

Mike, we've got $50 cash for you thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Nice work. Have a good weekend. You too, mate. Say hi to Mike, the Ooglegard guy for us. Oh, my God. We'll do. Thanks, mate. Just hi to Mike, the Ooglagard guy for us. Oh my god, just

stop. We were having lunch with our producer Ella today who revealed something that she did that is questionable, is ethically questionable what she did? Oh, yeah. She's just growing up, eh? Grey area. Ella,

who did you and your mum flirt with to try and get a discount? Okay, let me clarify. Did you and your mum double team someone on the flirt? Look, we were trying to get a staff discount, so we just tried to be really interested and really nice to the guy. And we were making friends with him. Which guy? Someone at the shop.

What shop? JB Hi-Fi. You can say the shop. JB Hi-Fi. JB Hi-Fi. How old was this young man? He was a young chap, maybe like early 20s, like middle 20s. Middle 20s?

He knew a lot about TVs and he was being really helpful to us. And you were trying to get a cheap TV? Well, I just thought maybe if we become besties. And did you and your mum decide to go on the double team for the flirt because you were like, depends on what he's into we've got it all covered good idea brie you know um well uh we were just being extra like bantery and making numbers you're like power in numbers he can't resist he can't resist two ladies he's got it he's got to like what he sees in one of us so did it work did you get a discount on

your new tv well we got a few things in our brains, just like, there might be sales coming up later. Wait, you didn't even buy the TV? Not yet, not yet, because, you know,

he gave us some insight. Oh, you're trying to treat him mean, keep him keen. Yeah, and then I was like, what about PlayStation 5? You know, like, what if we buy lots of things?

Will you give us, you know, just try to get that stuff? Discount. He's like, you two are trying to hustle me on a cheap TV you know, just try to get that staff discount. He's like, you two are trying to hustle me on a cheap TV. You're not going to buy a PlayStation 5. What are you talking about staff discount? He can't just give you his staff discount.

He told us. Here's something I didn't tell you while we were discussing it at lunch. What? You know at JB Hi-Fi. What? You're just meant to say, can you give me a better deal than that? And they usually say. That's what my mum did.

We can knock 5% or 10% off. Yeah. That's what they do. It's in their tagline. They're like, we're doing deals. Just ask for one. So you've done all that flirting. I wasn't flirting.

You were. All that. Help me. I need a TV. You're like, so does this TV come with a remote? Well, I did say it would be nice to have a remote because our one doesn't work. It doesn't turn up.

Do you know where I like to watch TV? In my beddy-weddy. Ready? Hold on. Wait. Ready? I'm going to be the JB Hi-Fi guy. Yeah, this is good.

I'm the JB Hi-Fi guy and I'm just here minding my own business. You tell me. You show me what you did. You flirt with the JB Hi-Fi guy. Oh, hey there. Hey. Give me a second. Yeah. Hey. Give a second. Yeah, I've got a second.

What are you interested in today? Thank you so much. So my mom just needs to buy a new TV because it's really old. And so we're just a bit confused. We went to the place across the road. He was suggesting this TV. And then you say something. And then I'll say, so is it just you and your mom at home then?

Yeah, my two sisters. Yeah, just my mum. Oh, sisters. So you've got some sisters, right? Is it just you and your mum and your sisters at home? Yeah. So dad not in the picture? Nah, mate.

So it's just you guys making the decision? Yeah, mate. Right, okay. My sister's single. Okay, interesting. If that helps. Yeah, yeah, I mean. What about you? What about you? Are you single? I'm If that helps. Yeah, yeah. I mean.

What about you? What about you? Are you single? I'm loved up. Thank you, Emma. Why are you flirting with me then? I'm not flirting with you. I want a deal.

Give me a deal. Is your mum single? Yes, she is actually. Okay. Well, you know. I just don't feel. I don't feel the spark. There was no spark.

Well, you're not the guy. My guy. I just felt like. That was the driest. That was the driest flirt session. I felt like I was getting hustled. I reckon you should put the price of the TV up for that. No, he showed us a good TV that was lower.

He was helping us. Or maybe. He was really on our side. He was hustling you. Do you think I got hustled? I reckon you're just a bad flirt. Nah, no way. My flirt game, actually, you know.

We want to ask the same thing. Okay, Rita, this is what you should have said. Before we go, this is what you should have said. You should have went in there and been like, hey, me and my mum, I need to get a, we're interested in getting a new TV. And then he would have said, yeah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And then you say, well, what TV's the best for Netflix and chillin'?

And then he'll go, well, this TV. And then he'll go, probably this one. And then you'll go, cool, do you want to come over and help set it up when I take it off? We did ask about that. We did. And then that's how it's done. We were like, can you set the TV up at our house?

How much money will you give me off the TV if I show you my boobs? No! None of that. Oh, $800 at M. We want to know, unlike Ella's pathetically failed attempt at flirting with the JB Hi-Fi guy, have you flirted your way into a discount before?

Or an upgrade? Or some freebies? Or something like that? Is your flirting so good that it has worked out for you? Yeah, we want your stories and please teach Ella so she can then go off into the world and put these skills to use. To be honest, I would love to see myself

on Love Island or something. I just think it would be so bad but so good. It would be the cringiest season of Love Island. 0800.M or text 9696. We want to know, did you flirt your way into a discount? Bree and Clint. We want to talk about flirting your way into a discount. Bree and Clint. We want to talk about flirting your way into

a discount after hearing Ella's incredibly awkward story of trying to flirt her way into a discount TV at JB Hi-Fi. Instead of just saying to the guy, nice TV, can I have a discount? Which is what you're supposed to do at stores like JB Hi-Fi or something like that.

I said that. I said can I, is this the price? And he goes, yes. Is this the price? That's not asking for a discount. You need to say, what's the best bottom line deal you can give me on this TV or I walk out of here today with nothing. Ella was tracing her finger down his lanyard going, what's the pricey-wasey?

I would not do that. I'm taken. I would not do that. So we want to know on $800. when did you flirt your way into a discount? Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. Tell us, Kylie, did you flirt your way to a discount?

Pretty much. Get free hot chocolate at the local Zed service station. Hell yeah, Kylie. That's what you're after? Hell yeah. So whenever you go into Zed and you just get your petrol, do they just make you a hot choccy

because they know that it's you? No, they're just one certain guy. And is he good looking, Kylie? He's not too bad. Do you say to him, I'll take one hot chocolate and one of those beverages? No.

My boyfriend reckons I should ask for two next time. Wait, wait, wait. Boyfriend? Where did boyfriend come from in this situation? Yep, I have a boyfriend. Yeah, Kylie. Hot Choccy Man's going to be devastated. Doesn't mean I can't flirt.

I bet, Kylie, you have never gone in there with your boyfriend so you don't lose your hot chocolate benefits. I have, but not at the times because he only works nights. She's got it all figured out. Nice work, Kylie. You keep doing you, babes. Yeah, you do what you've got to do.

Cozzy loves crisis. Brad's here. G'day, Brad. Hello, Brad. Hey, how's it going? Or should I say, hi, Brad. Yeah.

Crikey, look at that. Brad. Crikey. How are you getting a flirty little discount? Well, it's not so much me. It's more the missus. Well, I get the discount through her, I suppose. Okay.

But you've kind of got to get a bit into hunting, both of us, luckily. But yeah, basically just sort of, you know, get to the hunting store, get a bit of a list together and maybe get her to take her wet earring off and just sort of sneak into hunting and fishing and find the right person for the job and see what deer you can drum up. Brad, are you saying to me that the hunting and fishing store love when a good-looking woman come in

so they're all over it? Oh, absolutely, absolutely. They're like, what's she doing in here? Someone get her a discount. But, you know, it's all part of it. Are you, Brad, using your girlfriend as human bait in the hunting

store? Oh, my wife, actually. Your wife? Even worse. Do what you've got to do, right? And you're supportive of her, aren't you, Brad? Oh, absolutely. You know, she gets it done. You know, might be able to buy herself something if she's lucky. Oh, okay. Very generous. I want to know where she's going to send You know, might be able to buy herself something if she's lucky, you know. Oh, okay.

Very generous. I want to know where she's going to send you into for a discount. Like if she's going to send you into like the Mac store or something to flirt with the girls in there. Yeah, I don't know. I think at least it's safe that I'll get something if she goes in, but I'll probably come in empty-handed if I go in. You'll probably get a free lippy.

There you go. Try it on. Try the charm offensive, whatever you're going to buy this weekend. See if you can flirt your way into a better deal. You never know. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It's worth a shot. Yes, producer Ella.

If anyone from JB High Five is listening, I would love a TV. Oh, now you're sounding desperate. Maybe start off by not calling it JB High Five and actually calling what the store is called. That might get you in there a little bit faster. And then she goes in, if your prices are going down, baby, I want a TV now,

baby. You're the worst flirt ever. Give me all the discounts now, baby. I want it now, baby. I want it now. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Halloween week and in the United States, there have been two epic costume fails this Halloween, Dean. Yes. Okay. Khloe Kardashian, who we love, she has been accused of blackface with her Halloween outfit. She went as a Bratz doll and she's all bejeweled and she's, I believe she's kind of dressed up as one of the dolls

and she is much, much darker than her usual skin tone. She looks like she's very, very tan. Getting a lot of criticism for that and I don't even think that she's actually responded to it per se But she does look much darker Now another person getting slammed Did you guys watch Schitt's Creek? Yeah

That's a good show That's such a good show She worked at the hotel She was the one at the front counter Of the hotel Steedy She dressed up as Johnny Depp And also her friend Amber Heard

To a party She dressed up as Johnny Depp and also her friend was Amber Heard to a party. She dressed up as Johnny Depp and she's getting slammed for that. She's getting absolutely slammed for that because, you know, the trial and the court case and things like that that happened. She's getting slammed for specifically going as Amber Heard trial Johnny Depp. She's not just Johnny Depp. She's gone as Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard trial. Yeah, people aren't too keen on it.

Which some people are saying is insensitive, right? No. Yeah. No, they're not. Weird fact, though. I went to a dinner recently and I sat across this chick and I'm like, God, she looks familiar. I'm like looking at her.

It was the lawyer, Camille. I'm staring. I'm looking. She's smiling at me and I'm like, why do I know this chick? And it was that Camille chick. She's now very involved with the LGBTQI community. She's like out there. Did you get her number just in case Dean? Just because you need her? You never know. You never know.

As Justin Bieber would say, never say never. He also said, is it too late now to say sorry? It won't be if you recruit a high-powered lawyer like that, Dean. Yeah, exactly. Put that number on the Rolodex. Embarrassing. That's the latest of the celebrity whoopsies from Halloween from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. We are rapidly approaching that time of the year where all the best of lists come out, like song of the year, movie of the year, all of those things, you know. And Colin's dictionary have gotten early with the word of the year. I quite like word of the year. It's like a reflection on the year that was, and you go, oh yeah, we did say that a lot.

Yeah, like the most used new word of the year. I think work from home was one in the last three years. Yeah, it could have been WFH. Yeah, this year, according to the Collins Dictionary, the word of 2023, I do want to guess what it is. Yeah, yeah. What is it? I reckon it could be skeet.

Skeet? Yeah. No. Skirt? Skirt skeet. Skeet? Yeah. No. Skirt. Skirt? No. Drops. Drops?

No. It's yeet. Are you joking? Yeah, I'm joking. Oh, I was going to say that. Yeah, as in yeet my body into a ditch. Skirt? Yeet? No. Say that. Yeah. As in yeet my body into a ditch.

Yeet. No. The words of 2023. Can I just say? Yeah. I regretted that whole exchange. Yeah. As soon as it happened.

Yeah. And I just want to apologise to everyone listening for my behaviour. Apology accepted. Not you, just everyone listening. Oh, okay. Because I have to. No, no. Apology accepted. Apology accepted. Not you, just everyone listening. Oh, okay. Because I've... No, no, apology acceptance rescinded. What? Up your bum with a garden hose.

The word of the year, according to the Collins Dictionary, is... AI. Oh, of course it would be. Not even a word, Colin. It's an acronym. You big dum-dum. I would have thought someone who was a dictionary would have known the difference between a word, Colin. It's an acronym. You big dum-dum. I would have thought someone who was a dictionary

would have known the difference between a word and an acronym. Yeah, Colin. Yeah, Colin. Loser. You big moron. Look that one up in your dictionary. Do you even go to school, Colin? M-O-R-O-N.

Moron. Hey, guess what, Colin? No one even buys dictionaries anymore. Defined as the modelling of human mental functions by computer programs, AI was chosen because it has accelerated at such a fast pace

and become the dominant conversation of 2023. There are a lot of farmers listening to this conversation right now going, AI is the word of 2023. We've been using that word for the last 30 years, except for us, it stands for artificial insemination, how we make our baby cows. You've got to AI the cows.

Yeah, AI needs a new name because that one's already taken. That one's taken. That's the term for sticking your hand up a cow's bum bum. Have you done that? Yeah. Have you? Mate, what do you think? True, you're really, you're into cows.

Of course you've done it. I've done it multiple times. It's your thing. It's one of your hobbies. Other words added to the dictionary in 2023, greedflation. Do you know what greedflation is? No. It's when businesses use the excuse of inflation just to put their prices up.

They go, oh, the cost of living is going up. We have to put up the price of petrol. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. Yeah, that's a good one, especially for this year. Fun fact, petrol's free. It comes out of the ground. Debanking, that's a boring one.

It talks about when you deprive someone of banking facilities. Who's doing that? Banks, I don't know. Nepo baby, do you know what a nepo baby is? Yeah, I have heard this term The name for Nepo La La La The all blacks baby It's not

Is it nepotism? Yeah, it's a person Particularly in the entertainment industry Whose career is Believed to have been advanced By the fact that they have a famous parent a la Jaden Smith, Will Smith's son. The Beckhams.

The Beckhams. Yeah, exactly right. Just because the parents were talented, you're famous. That's how that works. I'd hate to be that. The Kardashian children. And it's not their fault. Like they were born into that.

It's not their fault. And Bazball got added to the dictionary too. Bazball? Bazball, which is good because that's named after a Kiwi. Bazball is the style of cricket that Brendan McCullum invented, and then he's now the coach of England. Never even heard of that. What is it?

You've never heard of it? Oh, pick up a dictionary, would you? I just told you. People don't buy a dictionary. Neither. Google it. When you want to find out what a word means, do people go Collins.com? No, I just Google what does this word mean?

Yeah. Yeah. How are they still afloat? Dictionaries. Yeah. Because they keep putting out lists like this and we keep talking about them. We're talking about right now though this grandad that was found out to be leading a secret double

life for 45 years because his granddaughter took a DNA test and got all of her family members to also take the test and it revealed that they had all these family members that they didn't know about because the grandad had

a whole other secret family. Do you reckon she secretly knew and she was like, I'll get everyone to do this test and we'll blow granddad's shit up? Yeah. We'll out this guy for the scum that he is. This guy. It's granddad. Yeah, it's granddad.

So we're asking you, did you know someone that was leading a double life? Susan's here. Hey, Susan. Happy Friday. Hi, Susan. Hi, Suzanne. Oh, Suzanne. Sorry.

Sorry, Suzanne. Do you know someone that was leading a double life, Suzanne? Sure do. My biological father. He's 96 years old and he's had two different families on two different occasions throughout his life. But at the same time, Suzanne? Yes. Yeah, absolutely.

Wow. When I was born, my biological mother had an older brother. He wasn't adopted out, but I was. But after I started looking for my parents, I actually found my mother and then I found my father only a few years ago, so in his 90s. And Ancestry.com definitely does fill in a lot of blanks for you. Yeah. So it turned out that

a lady that I worked with took a DNA test and she came to me at morning tea one day and she wanted to see me and I was like, what's going on here? And she said, are you on Ancestry.com? Ancestry.com. And I looked at her and I said, oh, yes, because I just had an alert. Oh, my God. And at that time, we thought that she was my cousin,

and we were blown away. We thought, wow, that we hadn't just recently found out that she's my half-sister. No way, Suzanne! And you've been working with her this whole time? Well, not anymore, but, yeah, previously. No, but she was working in your office. She was right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that is was working in your office. She was right there. That is, that is, oh, that is such a small world situation. Mind-blowing. Can I ask, Suzanne, before you guys found this out, because you know how, when you work with people, some you like and some you're not that fond of. Did you like her? Well, I actually didn't work very closely with her, so I couldn't really say I didn't have any problems with her or anything like that. Didn't really know her. Didn't look anything like, no, not really.

No, no. Can I just ask you that? That's incredible. You said your biological father is 90 what, 96? 96, yeah. How old are you to have a 96-year-old father? 53. Jeez.

So, Suzanne, have you ever met the other side, like the other secret family? Do you know how he was able to lead a double life? I think he just did what he wanted to do. Yeah, right. This man about town. He didn't really care. I recently found out that his father,

back where they lived in Scotland, once again through Ancestry.com, I got contacted by a guy, and we were trying to figure out how we fitted into it all. And the grandfather had done the same thing. He'd been married. You're kidding. See, this is what comes from doing an Ancestry.com test. No, this is what comes from when your dad's done that and then you inherit that behaviour.

How about this text? Not really a double life, but my uncle, my mother's twin brother, did a DNA test. Turns out him and my mother have different dads. No one knew, but Nana had jumped the fence within a couple of days of getting jiggy with my granddad. She would have taken that to the grave if it wasn't for Ancestry.com.

Can you imagine Nana would be so dark on Ancestry.com? She would have been, she's like so close. Imagine when she heard that you were doing the test before the results came back, how stressed she'd be. You'd be like, Nana, we're doing this thing to find out what our heritage is.

And she's like, oh, are you sure you want to do that? I heard that it's dangerous. I heard that it's really inaccurate. It's super inaccurate. Some people were getting crazy results that say they've got different dads, which is not true. Just ridiculous. Someone else

texted through and said, I'm a descendant of a secret family. Sir Trevor Henry was always known as my granddad's, my grandfather's father. When he passed away, my uncle put an obituary in the New Zealand Herald. His new family had no idea about us until it came up

in the Herald story. It's online and you can look it up. Can you imagine? Like you're just sitting there and you obviously know this person and then you see this obituary in the newspaper and you're like, wait a second, we didn't put that in there. We didn't. Wait.

Wait, we didn't put that. We haven't even told anyone who did. Whose family is that? That's our family member. Who's doing this? If you are leading a double life. How do you do it? How do you have time?

It's going to come out at the funeral. I'm exhausted. When everyone converges on the funeral, it's going to come out. Like on a Friday, I'm just exhausted and I'm leading one life. Barely. Yeah, I want to lead a half life, not a double life. Bree and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. Oh, one second We're guessing songs as quick as we can and we're playing with you guys to win KFC Chicken Dollars. Hi, Steph.

Hi, Steph. Hey, how you doing? We're good. You and your daughter, Emma, are going to join my team this afternoon. Is that right? Yep, she's panicking. Hi, Emma. Say hi.

Hi. How are numbers? We've got three on our team, Brie. How old's Emma? I'm 13. 13. Oh, you're going to be up to date with all the cool music. Hopefully.

Hopefully, yeah. We'll get both into the spectrum. Okay, Steph and Emma, you guys will be taking on Brie and Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi. It's just you and me, girl, to the end. Let's do it. Let's get it. Today, the One Second Song Challenge is going

to be run by producer Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Sup. Hi. Okay, I don't know why I made that awkward. Strong start. Hey, guys. Hi. I'm really excited to host this game. Well, we're excited for you to host it.

Yeah, we can't wait for you to start hosting it. Yes, me too. Okay, so do we know how it works? No. The way it works... You're going well. I'm going to need encouragement. Ready, start again.

Ready, deep breath. And go. Hey, guys, so the one one second song challenge is we will play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with their name and say what that song is, they will get a point for their team. Great. How many points do we need to win? Three. Perfect. Thank you

Ella. We need title of song and the artist, correct? Correct. Great. We've got it. Sweet. So for Steph and Emma, maybe just buzz in with Steph so it's easier. Okay. Cool. Perfect. So for Steph and Emma, maybe just buzz in with Steph so it's easier. Okay. Cool. Perfect. So Brie and Clint will go first.

Is there a theme? There is a theme. So I have a party on tomorrow. It's my birthday. Happy birthday. Thanks. It was on Monday, but you know. We're going to have a party.

So it's songs on my playlist tomorrow. Ooh. Okay. God, this is going to be... Emma's going to be all over this. What a random theme. Mix it up a bit. Yeah, let's do it, Ella.

Bree and Clint, you go first. Okay. Bree. Clint. Bree. That is Taylor Swift. Yes. You Belong With Me.

No. That's Taylor Swift, Love Story. Yes. Oh, they sound the same. Good work for using Taylor's version, by the way. Yeah, that was Claudia. That was producer Claudia. Nice work, Claude.

Well done. All right, are you ready? Steph, Emma and Tara. Here we go, number two. Come on, Tara. Steph. Steph. Steph.

Emma's got it. It's Nicki Minaj. Steph. Steph. Emma's got it. It's Nicki Minaj. Yeah. Starship? Yeah. Well done. Nice work, Emma. So it is 2-0 to Steph, Emma and Clint.

Okay, so Brie, you're really going to need to get this one. Okay. What's your third song? Brie. Brie. Oh, it's... Come on. It's...

It could be two songs. Really? Okay. Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby? Yeah. There you go. It's the exact same intro to Under Pressure from Queen, but I went with your age group and thought it's got to be Vanilla Ice.

See, that's where the theme comes in handy. It does. Here we go. Okay, 2-1. Come on, Tara. We're still in it, Tara. Still in it. Got it.

Tara, buzz in when you know it. Tara. Yes, Tara. Oh, Dua Lipa? Yep. Sing it out, Tara. Dancing with somebody? No.

We're going to have to buzz you out. Free guess, Emma and Steve? Oh. I know the song, I just don't know the title. Oh, my gosh. That's okay. We can buzz everyone out. It's Don't Start Now, isn't it?

No worries. Oh, Tara, you were right there. Okay. Should everyone go in on this one? Everyone's in. Okay, Steph, Emma, Tara, you can all buzz in with your name when you know it. Last one. Here we go.

Clint. Oh, my goodness. You literally didn't even play the song before you buzzed in. Iggy Azalea. First things first, she's the realist. That's fancy. Yes, it is. Yeah.

Well done, Stephanie. I mean, you guys have won 50 KFC chicken dollars for the weekend. Oh, thank you. Nice work, guys. Have a good weekend, everyone. Yeah, you too. Easy money. Easy money.

Easy money. Br Brie and Clint So humble too Yeah Brie and Clint Look, I had a really I've had a really good day today Because I got trolled on the internet this morning Okay

It's a weird sentence to say, isn't it? You had a good day because you got trolled on the internet I had a good day because someone bullied me on the internet this morning and I'll tell you why. So this morning I got up and I went did my work and then I got myself to the gym on a Friday, can I say? Extra hard to go on a Friday. Extra points on a Friday. It's worth twice the calories. Extra points and I was really proud of myself. I got in there, got it done.

I was feeling really good. You get the endorphins. And I got home and I opened my Instagram and I posted a video yesterday because we were filming some stuff out at the pools and I had a full wetsuit on. And it was a funny kind of gag thing because we were filming some funny content and I posted about it on my Instagram and look, I'll be the first to say wetsuit, not super flattering on someone like me. I already know that. This suit, I even pulled out of it so that I didn't have to wear a wetsuit on camera. I'm going to say that me in this

wetsuit looks like a flat pack from Bunnings. Like it just flattened me, you know. Oh, okay. Because it's so tight and it shows everything. And I was already very self-conscious about wearing a wetsuit on camera, but I thought, you know what, I'm too old to worry about this kind of stuff anymore. And I just did it and I posted about it on my Instagram as a funny thing.

And I get this inbox from a gentleman named Greg. Greg says, you needed a smaller wetsuit to suck all that fat back in. So I read that this morning. And you know what? I normally would hurt my feelings quite a lot because I am just a person, you know, and you don't like to read stuff like that about yourself. No. But the reason why it made me have a great day today

is because it didn't actually get to me. Oh, okay. It didn't get to me today and all I thought when I read that was what a sad human that person is to go and write something like that to someone who I'm not hurting you, mate. I'm doing nothing. All I'm doing is trying to post some funny stuff online, bring a little bit of joy to people,

but there's people like this who just feel the need to bring others down. Yeah. And I couldn't give two shits. You know why? Because your opinion means nothing to me because I actually, despite what others might think, and I'm not a small girl and I haven't been my whole life,

I actually love myself. I love my body and I'm actually confident in the way that I look. And I was so proud of myself this morning that I read this comment from this nobody, this stranger who does not know me and it didn't affect me today and I'm bloody proud of it. Well done, mate.

Well done. Bloody proud of it. It's a good reminder for anyone who is being bullied at the moment that actually the things that people say to bring you down say more about them than they do about you because that is the comment from an insecure person who is projecting their own self-hatred or whatever it is onto somebody else in the hopes that it will make them feel better about themselves.

Oh, it's true. And I actually felt bad for him. You know, like I didn't feel angry. I didn't feel self-conscious about myself, it actually just made me feel bad for him where I'm like, what's going on in your life where you feel the need to say a pretty shitty thing to someone that's not doing anything that's upsetting you? Can I just ask Greg, judging by his profile picture, was he a car or a fish? Hold on one sec.

They're never a picture of themselves. It looks like a motorway So I'm going to say car Classic car comments So you know what Greg You're not dimming my shine today And to everyone else out there If you've copped comments like that before

Don't let them dim your shine either Good shit Good message on a Friday Kick it in the dick Let's go Brianne Clint Brianne Clint Mariah Carey has begun her thawing process Friday. Kick it in the dick. Let's go. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Mariah Carey has begun her thawing process.

They've taken her out of the freezer. She's currently just coming up to room temperature. They're going to roll her out for a couple of months. That's right. And then put her back in. You're going to be bombarded with this song. I don't want a lot for Christmas. I mean, can it be topped?

Hasn't been for a long time. Hasn't been for, I think, the last, what, decade? It's been the dominant Christmas song for a decade. I think it's more popular now than when it came out. I agree. Mariah Carey, however, is being taken to court over that song. This year, in 2023. For what?

A musician called Andy Stone is suing Mariah Carey for 20 million US dollars, saying that she stole his 1989 song, also called All I Want for Christmas. What's his name? Andy Stone. I think Andy Stone is stoned, because what is he on about? What's he been doing for the

last 20 years? What have you been doing? Yeah, that song came out in the 90s. Where have you been? Have you waited for it to get this popular? And that's what I always find strange about these court cases is it never happens in the moment. You saw it with Ed Sheeran. You saw it with Ed Sheeran.

And you saw it when it happened to Ed Sheeran. They never do it when the song comes out. They wait till the song makes as much money as it possibly can, and then they take them to court because they go, hey, you've made X amount of millions off this song. I want a cut. They never shut it down initially because there's no money to be made at that stage.

That's right. But that's me being cynical. Maybe Andy Stone has a point. I want to listen. I want to hear it. He says Mariah Carey copied his compositional structure and directly copied the lyrics. So just, we're going to play them side by side.

The lyrics? Parts of the lyrics, yeah. Well, all I want for Christmas. Okay. Essentially. So just a quick side by side. I've had producer Claude do some digging. This is the Mariah version.

I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. And here comes Andy Stone's version. And here comes Andy Stone's version. Song written for his band Vince Vance and the Valiants. He's the lead singer. Claude, is Andy Stone a man or a woman? I feel like it could be a woman.

It sounds like a woman. Or it's like a young Michael Jackson vibe. Where's the part that's meant to sound like All I Want for Christmas? Haven't heard it yet. Claudia has got us specifically the hook of the song, because Mariah. Or Vince Vance and the Valiants I mean, yes. Thematically, they're similar.

That lyric is the same. Yeah. One more time. Can't be found From the top. Underneath the Christmas tree Cos all I want for Christmas is you But, I mean, that part, yes, is the same lyric.

Can't argue with that. There's lots of songs with the same title, though. But there's a heap of songs that have, do they own those all I want for Christmas is you? Like seven words. Do they own those seven words? Who knows? We're so defensive for Mariah.

Like, could I put out a song called Crank That Soulja Boy? As long as it's a different song just called Crank That Soulja Boy. Is it fun? I don't know. The judge is going to have to decide anyway. It is going to go to court. I don't think Mariah Carey will particularly care. They're just after money.

Yeah. At the end of the day, that's what these things are always about, aren't they? All Andy wants for Christmas... Is a cut of Mariah's bloody money. ...is 20 million US. Bree and Clint. We do Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey.

And between our sound guy having a baby and me having COVID, we haven't done it for a few weeks. No, we haven't done it for a few weeks. Good to get back in the booth, lay down some hot fire vocals. With Fridays Live only two weeks away, we have chosen an artist on the line-up. Big artist too. Huge.

Two actually. Yeah. Two massive artists, Flo Rida and Sia. Two big challenges in this, singing and rapping. It's not an easy task, but we thought, why not? At least it'll be funny. If you've never heard it before, we've done our best. We've spent 15 minutes with a professional making them sound as good as we can.

Bree chose the song, She'll Go First, then you'll hear My Wild Ones. After you've heard both, you'll get to vote. Anything you'd like to add before we drop your wild ones? Oh, get ready to get wet in wild ones. That's it. Fair enough. Here it is. Here's Breeze.

Oh, no. What's happened? Oh, no, I think I've got it here. Okay. Hey, I heard you are wild ones. Oh, I wish you did lose it. Yeah, I got it. I got it If I took you home

It'd be a home run She's flat Show me how you do I wanna shut down the club With you Oh no Bring it home strong Wild ones, wild ones, wild ones.

Oh, I like crazy, foolish, stupid. Party going wild, just pumping music. I might lose it. Glass to the roof. That's how we doze it, doze it, doze it. I don't care tonight. She don't care. We like almost did the right vibe.

Ready to get live. Ain't no surprise. Take me so high. Jumping all dive. Surfing the crowd. Ooh, ooh. Said I gotta be the man. I'm the head of my band. My chick want you. Nice! Nice! At least she bought it home strong. Yeah, yeah.

I thought the Flo Rida bit was going to be the hard bit. The Sia bit is the hard bit. I feel like the Flo Rida bit was my strongest by far because it couldn't get much worse. Okay, hold that in your mind. Once you have heard both, you're going to have the chance to vote on who you think the winner is.

But here's mine. Hey, I heard you were a wild one. Ooh, ooh, ooh. If I took you home, it'd be a home run. Show me how you do.

I want to shut down the club with you. Hey, I heard you shut down the club with you. Hey, I heard you like the wild ones, wild ones, wild ones. Ooh. I like crazy, foolish, stupid, party-going, wildest, pumping music. I might lose it, blast to the roof, that's how we doozit, doozit, doozit. I don't care to not, she don't care, we like, almost there to ride five.

Ready to get live, ain't no surprise, take me so high. Jump in those dives, up in the crowd. We should have just done the rap and left the singing, I think. What's that meme? If you can't handle me at my SIA, you don't deserve me at my Flowrider. Oh, wait, Andrew dials it in. The phone lines are officially open. We're looking for five people who want to judge The result of that for us That's how we doozit doozit doozit

Come on where are you We want your votes we want your feedback 0800 dials it in There's some KFC chicken dollars up for grabs For the best feedback this afternoon too Let's get into a Fridayoke result Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-okey. The feedback is coming through thick and fast on the text machine,

and I am loving it. We just took on the Flo Rida-Sia Wild Ones Challenge. Bree sounded like this. Hey, I heard you are a wild one. No, why are we playing this part? I didn't choose that. I didn't choose that. It was bad for both of us.

My mind sounded like this. Hey, I heard you are a wild one. Feel better now? Oh, I feel bad for both. We had better parts, both of us. I agree. Our raps were the strong part for both of us. I agree.

Yeah. Topical reference. Someone texted and said, TMO rules. Red cards for both of you. Appalling. Yeah, I feel like. We're getting Sam Cain'd. I feel like it is a straight red, though.

Like, it's not even a... It's not a review. It's not even a review. Well, let's go upstairs and get the results from our votes. Sian has called up. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian. Hello.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Sian. You get a laugh out of that one today? Yeah. I listen every night going home, and I've never rang in before, and I thought, oh, I'll just try, and I got through straight away. Oh, good on you. Well, we're so glad you're here, Sian.

Sian, who are you voting for on Friday Okie? Oh, I'm sorry, but it's going to have to be Clint today. No worries, Sian. Cor blimey. Thank you, Sian. I appreciate it. Let's go to Jess. I know $800 at M.

Hey, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you? Good, Jess. What are your thoughts this week, mate? Well, my daughter turned the radio off at one point because she couldn't handle it too much for her.

Damn. It's a lot for the senses, isn't it, Jess? Yeah, we were a little bit concerned about our dog as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. our dog as well. Yeah, fair enough. Did you get enough, though, to make an educated decision on who you're voting for this week? Yes, we did.

And we both decided that Bree is our vote for this week. I'm really sorry, Clint. No, absolutely understand. Thank you, Jess and your daughter. I appreciate you guys. Let's go to Sarah, who's standing by to vote. Hi, Sarah. Happy Friday. Hi, Sarah. Happy Friday. Hi Sarah.

Happy Friday. What are you thinking this week Sarah? Run us through your thoughts. Well look, I'm in the car with the kids. Likewise the last caller. We've never called before and we thought we'd give it a go. And we didn't think it could get any worse.

It did. On this show, we pride ourselves on digging a new basement every week. We just go lower and lower and lower. Never assume

it can't get worse, Sarah. No, that's right. That's good. So who are you going to vote for? You've got to pick one. Who got our vote? Ray! Yay!

I love it. Thank you, guys. Thanks, guys. We appreciate it. Pete's on 0800. Hey, Pete. G'day, Pete. Yeah, how's it going, guys. Thanks, guys. We appreciate it. Pete's on 0800 dials at M. Hey, Pete. G'day, Pete. Yeah, how's it going, guys?

Yeah, good, good, Pete. How are you? Well, I'm actually doing awesome. Oh, good. I actually, I disagree with these guys. I thought he actually sung well, just in different parts. Yeah, right. I hear what you're saying.

It's just a matter of interpretation, eh, Pete? You know, Clint, you nailed the rap. Bree, you nailed the harmony. And that's just a matter of interpretation, eh, Pete? You know, Clint, you nailed the rap. Bree, you nailed the harmony. And that's kind of what done it for me. I have to go to my bro for Bree. You're going with the brother Bree? Pete, you know what? The harmony is what I was going for.

You've nailed that. Thank you. She's won the game, but let's go to our last vote anyway. Jazz, who are you voting for on Friday? Okay. Hi, Jazz. Hi. Well, both were really good on the rapping part.

Just... Really horrible on the singing part, right, Jasmine? You can say it. My cousin, we were voting for Brie. Oh, thank you, guys. Special treat. No, we didn't need that again. Take it, Brie.

It sounds like I'm like a dying cow. Jazz, you have a great weekend. Thanks for voting in Friday Hokey. Thanks, Jazz. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, look. We should get you in a collab with Flo Rida in a couple of weeks.

I reckon. He needs a vocalist because Sia's not coming. Can you imagine if I went in there and he heard that? Oh, God. It's more like no rider. Here we go. Birthday banger for a Friday. Let's get a rip snorter on the air. Hey, Brooklyn. G'day, Brooklyn. Hi, guys. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. Long time listener.

First time caller. Wait a second, Brooklyn. Wait a second. On a Friday, she's done that. First time caller. First time caller. Yes, queen. Welcome to the show.

It's so nice to finally meet you. What took you so long, Brooklyn? Oh, I've been trying. I've been trying so hard every time. I call Mark and take rivers. Oh, well, it's a pleasure to have you on the Brianne Clint Show. Thanks for taking the time. Thanks, guys.

I'm very excited to do your birthday, Bangor, Brooklyn. What's your birthday? 29th of September 2006. Alright, mate. That means you were 16 in 2022. So just last year and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Super freaky girl, Nicki Minaj.

Sounds good. Sounds good. That's a bit of a bop, Brooklyn. That's going to age well, that birthday banger. I reckon. It's fun. It's a fun song. It's another Nicki Minaj classic. Yeah.

Okay, wait there, Brooklyn. We're going to do a birthday banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Em. Kia ora, team. How are you? Good, mate. How's your week been?

Excellent. Excellent. Oh, good to mate. How's your week been? Oh, excellent, excellent. Oh, good to hear. We're just looking for the weather's been good. It's been great. Oh, lovely to hear, Emma. Well, thanks for calling through. What's your birthday?

The 21st of December, 1971. Yes, Emma. As is Christmas Day, Emma. That's going to be a classic, yep. Oh, well, lovely. Here we go, Emma. You were 16 in 1987, and Emma, wait, well, lovely. Here we go, Emma. You were 16 and 19. 87. And Emma, wait for it because here's your birthday banger.

Yes, I've got to have faith. I've got to have faith. Oh, George Michael. What a tune. What a tune from George Michael. Yeah. You've got to be happy with that, Em. I'm very happy with that.

It's a classic. It holds up. It would still sound great on ZM today. I would very happy with that. It's a classic. It holds up. It would still sound great on ZM today. I would happily vote for that. It's a great one. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Bex. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex.

Hey. How you going? Good, thanks, Bex. What are you up to for the weekend? Oh, I've got my mum coming to stay with me up from, oh, down from Napier. I'm in Wellington. Oh, lovely.

How long since you've seen your mum? Oh, a few months. Not that long. Oh, good. How long since you've seen your mum? A few months, not that long. Oh, good. Well, that'll be lovely, Bex. Is she going to cook you your favourite meal? Well, no. We'll probably be going out and drinking a bit. Yeah.

Liquid lunch, eh, Bex? Yes. Girl dinner. That sounds like the type of mum, well, I've got that type of mum, actually. I took my mum out to the nightclub. Mama died. Yeah, Mama died. She's going to be on the show after this.

Hey, Bex, what's your birthday? 11th of February, 85. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Do you gotta keep me? I should've. I'm gonna spend your cash out. J-Lo.

One of her first hits. Yeah. Yeah. You like J-Lo, Bex? Yeah, I'm okay with that, but I'm going with the previous one. I like that song better. You want to go with Faith? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty good.

I reckon that's what it's out of. It's out of J-Lo and Faith. George Michael for me. I love that Brooklyn finally got through on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. It's a great birthday banger from Nicki Minaj, but I can't go past George Michael for a Friday. It's got to be Emma, my boat. I agree with you.

Emma, congratulations. You have just one birthday banger. Yes, congratulations. You have just won birthday banger. Woo! Yes, Em. That's a four as well. Happy Friday, mate. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. I know not everybody has got a body like you.

But I gotta think twice. Brian Clint. Because I gotta have faith. I gotta have faith. Because you gotta have faith, faith, faith. ZM, Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger George Michael from 1987 That song does not sound like it came out in 1987 Could have came out yesterday

That's ages ago, that's when I came out Of my mum, not the closet Did you come out the sunroof or? Nah Out the downstairs Out the old slip and slide Of my mum, not the closet. Did you come out the sunroof or? Nah. Nah? Out the downstairs. Out the old slip and slide, eh? Out the old, out the old, the old. Out the old trap door.

The old human cat flap. Out the old. The old. The old basement ride. The old. The old. Machine. The old washing machine chute.

The old downstairs vagina. Now you're just saying exactly what it is. It wasn't even a euphemism. I got uncomfortable because I realised it was my mum. And speaking of mums, let's get yours on next. Vagina and all. I came out my mum's and she'll

be on to tell us all about it next. She can win you Friday's live tickets. If you'd like them, $0800 at M. Mum and I could be sending you there for free next Saturday. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about... Oh, I had a bubble. Did you guys hear that?

A little froggy. A little froggy in my throat. You know the rule is you should never get rid of it? Why? Because it's such a joy for other people. It's so weird to listen to. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

It's not like a main thrill. But it's gone now, so we move on. I want to talk about this clip that I saw online where people are saying this one particular clothing item, you can tell the difference between a millennial and a Gen Z just from this one piece of clothing. Can I guess? Yes. Is it the skinniness of their jeans?

No, but that is a good telltale sign. It's a pretty good indicator. It is a pretty good indicator. A Gen Z would not be caught dead in a pair of skinny jeans. No. Or ripped jeans. And they scoff at all of us that still wear them. Yuck. You are yuck. Ow. That's that? Ow. Leg ripped jeans? And they scoff at all of us that still wear them. Yuck.

You're yuck. Legs can't breathe. Okay, so it's something else. I can see your uncle. Wait, are millennials about to get shamed for another clothing choice? I don't know if we're going to get shamed, but you know what? I will put my hand up and say that I agree with this one. Okay. We've got some audio here. This is the one clothing item

where you can tell whether it's a millennial walking your way or a Gen Z-er. This is exactly how you can tell the difference between a millennial and a Gen Z-er just by looking at their feet. Are their socks up or are they wearing hidden ankle socks? Because Gen Z-ers exclusively wear their socks up and millennials still wear ankle socks. Okay, let's do a fit check.

Clint, what are you wearing? Well, I'm currently wearing my socks up, but that's because I've got pants on. You've got pants on. But I did go to the gym this morning in shorts. And? And I had ankle socks on. Ankle socks.

Claudia? Tall socks all the way. I got the long boys on. Woo! Nah, you're wearing high tops. You got high tops. That doesn't count. It doesn't count, nah.

Nah, it doesn't count when you've got high tops. These are the only socks I have. They're barely poking out the top. I wear long socks when I've got high tops. I wear long socks with short tops as well. You wouldn't wear an ankle sock with a high top Chuck Taylor. Nah, or my partner does. Really?

Then it would chafe your ankles. I know. I've got an ankle sock on. What about you, Producer Ella? They're technically the only Gen Z-er on the show. Long boys. Got them on right now. Oh, put your dogs away.

Sorry, they're a bit stinky. She's so Gen Z-ed, they're in her Crocs. Well, no, they're not. They're in a shoe made out of hemp. That's right. Yeah, yeah. I think I bought a slipper like that. That's right. Yeah, yeah. I think I bought a slipper like that. Ethically produced.

Yeah, yeah. She's wearing an espadrille made out of hemp. Oh, no, not feathers. It's a slingback espadrille. Chickpeas. Made out of chickpeas and maize. That's the other way to tell if they're a Gen Z or a millennial. Have a nibble on any item of their clothing, and if it's made of chickpeas and maize. That's the other way to tell if they're a Gen Z or a millennial. Have a nibble on any item of their clothing,

and if it's made of chickpeas, that's a Gen Z. She's like, I got the sun-dried tomatoes, and I dried them out so much that I was able to make a leather out of them, and with that leather, I made a pair of shoes. Perfect. Yeah. That's the future. Right.

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