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Tel Avala, everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Without Bree this week.
She's away on Secret Business.
And she's away next week too, isn't she?
But I'm away next week too, so...
Just us then, eh?
You don't really care what happens next week, it's not my problem.
It's this week that we've got to get through, guys.
But it's going to be a good one.
We've got a fun show on the way for you guys.
We're going to catch up with Bree's mum, Mama Die,
who's got a huge bet to put on tomorrow on behalf of the Brian Clint show.
And all of our listeners, actually,
we've managed to wrangle a thousand dollars cash out of management for her
to put on the horse of her choosing in the moment.
Melbourne Cup, which is tomorrow, and she's still, we have no idea what horse she's going to
pick. She has no idea what horse she's going to pick. So we'll talk to her today after five
o'clock and just see how she's feeling, how it's sitting with her, how her crystal ballgazing
has been going, because she, if you don't know, has just out of nowhere developed some
kind of horse racing insight. She's gone seven from seven at the Stanthorpe races, so can she pick
the hardest horse race in the world tomorrow? We're putting a thousand dollars.
on it because we believe that she can.
First, though, Trady versus Lady,
where the scores remain very close,
but the Trades have taken over
and they are managing to hold on to the lead.
They didn't have it all year,
but then as soon as it tipped,
it's pretty much stayed that way.
It's 92 Trades, 90 ladies,
and if you would like to represent
either side this afternoon.
Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint.
No Bree this week.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
So I'll run Trady versus Lady all by myself
And by that, I mean I'll lean heavily on the producers to keep score
The scores are 92 Trades, 90 ladies
And our lady is calling from Auckland, she's 32
And she once broke her finger playing Ripper Rugby
Welcome to the show, Joe
Hey Joe
Thank you, good to be here
Good to have you
What was at the end of your Ripper Rugby career after that
or did you get back on the horse?
Nah, left the horse there.
That's the attitude, eh?
Yeah.
Okay, you're taking on our tradies today from Christchurch, he's 36,
and he thinks he was the first tradie to lose a game this year.
Welcome to the show, Chris.
That would have been to have been the first game of the year, wouldn't it?
Because tradies were behind all year.
Must have been, I think.
Yeah, right.
So you're here to atone for that loss.
Have you won one since then?
No, definitely not
Right, so if you win today
All you've really done
Is make up for the one game that you lost
Yeah, pretty much
Okay, that's good
Your buzz is tradie
Joe, lady
First to three correct answers
$50 cash from KFC
Good luck, guys
It is officially November
How many days till Christmas
Closest Guests wins
65
65 for Joe
24
24 for Chris
Oh, how do we figure
of that it's 52 which i believe joe joe jeez we'd be a bit screwed if it was 20 something days
until christmas chris wouldn't we oh yeah it would be a wrong calendar um okay one point ladies
question number two it is fireworks week we are inside the five-day window where you can legally
buy fireworks what day is actually guy forks day joe lady um the first
of November, Wednesday. Correct. Well done. I was going to give that as
multi-choice and you didn't even need it. Two points ladies. Chris
Yeah. You need this, okay?
You can't be a double losing tradie in one year. They'll kick you out of the
trades. Here it is question number three. Who sings this song?
Joe for the win.
Oh, I feel like I've got this wrong. Is it embarrassing Lana Del Rey?
It's not Lana Del Rey.
Chris, free guess.
Rihanna?
Rihanna's correct. Well done. You're on the board.
Potential comeback on the cards.
Question number four, what team did the All Blacks beat in Chicago yesterday morning?
Ladies.
Chris.
Island.
Island.
And just like that, we're tied up.
Question number five, for the win.
What part of the country are the top twins from?
Is it Hamilton, Huntley or Hunterville?
Great.
Truddy.
Chris?
Huntley
Huntley is correct
You turn that around
Chris by the skin of your teeth
Congratulations
We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way
And you've got your win on the board for the year
Job done right
You can retire now
Yep job done
There you go
Tradies go to 93
Ladies on 90
ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast
It's officially November
If you missed it before in Trady versus Lady,
we gave out the numbers,
which can be a bit scary to hear out loud,
but it is 52 days until Christmas.
Did, I mean, this is,
I don't know if I endorsed this yet,
but did Fletchford and Halley play Christmas song this morning?
Oh, good question.
I'll have to look into that.
I hope not.
It better have been Mariah Carey's one.
Do you reckon?
Surely.
Mariah Carey's told everyone it's time.
You reckon it's time to bust that one out?
Maybe.
It's 52 days until Christmas.
And it's November.
I've been on the record here at the Breyan Clint Show
for saying that I believe November 1st should be the new date
that you can put your Christmas tree up.
Claudia disagrees with me.
Yeah, I think you're wrong.
But I talk a big game because I believe that, but I haven't done it.
Oh, have you not?
No, I haven't done it.
I thought you would have gone straight in November 1st, trees going up.
No, I need permission from my wife for that.
And she doesn't agree.
She's not anti-going early, but not November 1st.
I asked chat GPT today.
I said, what's the earliest date?
It's socially accepted.
to put your Christmas tree up.
And here's what Chat GPT had to say.
For traditionalists, the proper time to put your Christmas tree up
is the first day of Advent, which falls on Sunday, November 30th.
That's the traditional date that's okay to put your Christmas tree up.
The modern acceptable date, widely accepted as December 1st,
which big whoop, the difference between November 30 and December 1st,
but that's what some people are saying.
But I don't agree with that
because what if that's in the middle of the week
and you're busy doing things?
True.
I'm a strong advocate for 1st of December.
Because December, December is Christmas, you know?
Yeah, but why do we only get 25 days?
To make it more special?
That's the lead-up.
That's what's exciting I've realized as an adult.
Okay.
Well, according to...
Like, that's fun.
For festive early birds,
this is again what ChatGPT believes
is socially acceptable.
Some people start as early as mid-November,
especially after the second weekend of November.
or after the last weekend of November, after the Black Friday sales.
What about a nice medium?
Instead of a Christmas tree, can we do like some Christmas lights?
So the medium that ChatGPT believes, the earliest socially acceptable date
where you won't look wildly ahead of the pack,
but you're still cashing in a little bit early to maximise Christmas,
is November 15 to 17.
Oh, yeah, right.
Apparently that is the earliest that you can put your Christmas tree up.
But I saw some influences putting their trees up on the weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Cash that content in.
And that could be rage bait, though, eh?
That could be rage baiting.
No, okay, you've inspired me now.
I had no intentions to get a tree up,
but maybe I'd do some Christmas lights.
Yeah, get it up.
Yeah, get it up.
Yeah.
I wonder if there's anyone listening now who has gone early.
Ooh.
Anyone who is willing to admit that it's the first, what is it,
today there's the third of November?
Third.
And your Christmas tree is already up.
I want to know.
as well as your Christmas tree, if it's up,
is it a real Christmas tree?
Because what farm is open now?
Can you even get real Christmas trees here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if we'll get anyone.
Because like I said, even I am pro it and I haven't done it.
So, 0,800 dials at M or text 9696,
did you Christmify your place on the weekend?
Is your Christmas tree up now?
And was it a joint decision?
Or did you have to go against your partner's wishes to get the tree up?
Let us know.
And influence us.
You know, if you believe in it, tell us we should do it too.
That is Franklin.
52 days until Christmas we worked out.
And we have really opened a can of worms here by asking the question.
Do you have your Christmas tree up already?
My opinion is we should change it.
It should be socially acceptable from November 1st.
It doesn't mean you have to put it up on November 1st,
but nobody should call you weird for having it up on November 1st.
Why can't we have a month and a half of Christmas?
It sounds like a long time to me.
Like I get it.
Not, not.
Don't you use the G word on me.
I'm going to...
Don't you...
I will.
Well, don't be a G word then.
Go, good.
Don't be...
No, give her a chance.
Give her a chance to not be a G word.
I think December 1st to December 23rd.
Grinch!
No!
So we asked, have you already got your Christmas tree up?
And you know what?
If you do, you're not alone.
Casey's here.
Hi, Casey.
How's we going?
Your mum's gone for Christmas already, Casey.
Yeah.
See, normally has a Christmas tree up.
a few months beforehand or a few months after it stays up with her lights as well.
Right.
She's running a four-month Christmas situation pre-and-post.
Yeah, one year it was up.
She left it up all year round so she didn't have to put it back up.
Let's go to our house in June.
You're like, oh, Merry Christmas, Mom.
She's like, thank you.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, very good.
Okay, thanks, Casey.
Let's go to Corbyn.
I know $800 at him.
Hi, Corby.
Is it your wife that's gone full Christmas?
My wife puts up the Christmas tree every labour weekend.
Labor weekend, so it went up last weekend.
Yep.
How do you feel about it?
I don't really care as long as it makes it happy.
It's a good attitude.
I said there's a sack over it and put some eyes on it and turn it on.
They can be a ghost.
Oh, for Halloween?
Yeah.
The old ghost tree.
Yeah.
You wouldn't have a modern set of Christmas lights for that, though.
The old ones would set fire to that sheet, wouldn't they?
I don't know.
Yeah.
We've got the LED ones.
All right, Corbyn.
I haven't said this to anyone yet, but Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks, Corbyn.
Let's go to Ellie on our 100-da-M.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi, how are you going?
We're good.
Are you full Christmas mode already?
No, I was calling to tell her my sister.
She's put hers up on Saturday.
Too soon.
Oh, you believe too soon.
You're like Claudia.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What would you allow?
What would you allow?
First of December is quite good.
Yeah.
No, but that's true.
just normal.
That's just...
Well, that's what I allow then.
Are you a G word?
Okay.
No, I have children.
I can't be, but maybe I could be if I didn't have children.
Oh, I'm not going to call a mother with children the G word.
We'll save that for Claudia.
Thank you, Ellie.
We appreciate it.
We've discovered a sub, like a community within a community of people.
The Christmas is the community, and then there's a community within us.
The Filipinos start Christmas in September.
we've had so many messages from people from the Philippines
who say the Christmas tree goes up on the 1st of September in people's houses
the malls are fully decked out with Christmas stuff
and it's on for young and old from the 1st of September
Claudia what would that do to you
Listen I'm happy for other people to do what they need to do
But in my house
In your flat
In my shared flat
Someone said when you guys start playing Mariah Carey
I know it's time to stop listening to the radio
I put my Christmas, these are all texts
I put my Christmas tree up two weeks ago
I like to leave the room
and then walk back in for that feeling of joy
Oh that's so wholesome
Guys I accidentally
decorated my whole house yesterday
Three Christmas trees
The whole shebang
Oh I need to come over
That's lovely
My Christmas tree went up last night
I needed the serotonin hit
And that's what I'm talking about
Eke out the joy
When do we start watching Christmas movies then
Exactly Ella
Claudia?
I think that Halloween is done.
We're not watching scary movies.
We haven't even had Guy Fawkes yet.
What Guy Fawkes movie are there?
What's your favourite Guy Fawkes movie, Claudia?
A documentary about Guy Fawkes himself.
Awesome.
Christmas tree is up.
We are fizzing for it this year.
The whole house is good to go.
Halloween over Christmas on.
Yeah!
It's my daughter's birthday on November 4th tomorrow.
Our tree goes up on November 5th.
That way she gets to have her birthday
and she's not too sad that her birthday is over.
because we're straight into Christmas mode.
Cute.
I was driving, oh, what did it say?
Oh, guys.
So they said, I bought my own apartment
so that I didn't have moaning flatmates
complain about me putting up my Christmas tree early.
Jeez, it's an extreme step.
Our Christmas tree goes up the Saturday before Christmas
and is decorated by party guests
with whatever they can find lying around the house.
Wow, that's the other way of doing it.
The Saturday before Christmas.
Well, this year Christmas is on a Thursday.
Thursday, yeah, so you'd only get, what, six days out of it?
Yeah.
That's not fun.
I have 11 trees up in my house.
I started putting them up on the 20th of October.
It takes me until the 1st of November to get them all up.
It's good for the soul.
That's a lot.
I want to know if they're like full adult trees or are they like little ones.
If they're all in one room or if it's like throughout the house.
One little lounge Christmas room.
We didn't get what Ella asked for.
Nobody's saying whether they've got a real Christmas tree.
Yeah, actually everyone on the phones as well
They all said it they were fake
Oh fake
Surely it has to be
Which makes sense
Too early
But then on December 1st
You can get that re-injection of joy
And go get a freshie as well
Get a real one
Oh you're getting me excited for this now
Get it up
Merry Christmas
No
Brian Clint
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Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy
God this David Harbour
Stranger Things situation
keeps getting worse
for him specifically, Dean,
because Lily Allen put the album out
and now Millie Bobby Brown
is calling out David Harbour as well.
Oh, Klan, this is,
I'm just going to call it now, you've nailed it.
I think this is going to be the beginning
of the end of his career
because just like you said,
Lily Allen put out an album
shredding him and calling him
and accusing him of many things.
Now, Billy Bobby Brown
has accused him of bullying her
on the set of stranger things.
Now, not only did she just allegedly accuse him,
There was an internal investigation that was apparently, quote, pages and pages of accusations.
Netflix took it very seriously.
They did a full investigation.
But this is all before they started shooting the final season.
So I am perplexed that if this really happened, why he would still be allowed to shoot the final season.
What were the investigations?
What did they cover?
What really went down?
But I tell you what, Dillie Bobby Brown has no need to just.
accuse him for no reason. Do you know what I mean, Clint?
Totally.
Totally.
She's a big star.
She's got nothing to gain out of that.
Absolutely.
Nothing to gain.
And you're right.
I'd love to know how they came to the conclusion that he should stay on the show
because workplace bullying is one thing and it's not okay.
But she's a child.
So he's the adult in the workplace and she's a child and she's accusing him of bullying
her in the workplace?
Wild.
They must have some kind of like, I don't know, research or ratings that says,
or the audience love his character or something
because otherwise, like if people knew that he's that problematic,
why wouldn't you just kill his character off and be done with it?
They've already edited him out of the trailer for the new season, Dean.
Have you seen that?
I did notice that, actually.
Yeah, he's gone from the trailer.
I think he barely pops up at all, does he?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Time will tell out his place.
And like I said, this is all allegations.
Of course.
Billy Brown has not made a public statement or neither has Netflix, actually.
so this is just being accused
but time will tell but I'll tell you what
if it is true Clint that's a wrap on his three are
Do you reckon this is the worst rollout
or the best possible rollout for the final season of Stranger Things
I can't figure it out
You reckon it's the best
Yeah right
Everyone's talking about it
Everyone's talking about it
That's the T with Dean McCarthy
The ATMs Breed and Clint's podcast
The focus of this break is on our producer Ella
Who has committed to a new fashion trend
Which I didn't know was a trend
Okay, this is what's great about having a Gen Z on the show
as they expose us to things Claudia
that us oldies wouldn't otherwise know about.
Did you know this was cool?
I didn't know it was cool.
No, because you're a crusty old millennial like me.
How dare you?
And she's on the cutting edge of fashion, aren't you, Ella?
I may be old, but I'm not crusty.
Yeah.
Ella, please tell us the fashion trend
you are taking part in.
I am partaking in bleaching my eyebrows.
And if you don't know what I look like,
I've got brown hair
slash like
like really dark hair
really dark hair
dark features
and so it's quite a contrast
she normally has really dark eyebrows
yeah
and
can I can I explain it though
yeah you can
I don't know where the trend came from
maybe it's like
modelling Paris
I don't flippen know
but yeah
I think a lot of online people
that I follow have done this
and yes they're kind of
alty and edgy
and I'm in that corner
of the internet as well
that's my feet
so it's kind of
a weird look that I'm seeing a lot and very exposed to
that I'm like, it's so weird, almost Ugly's in as well.
My friend Brooke and I from The Late Show,
we're talking about how Ugly is kind of in,
like that weird sort of look.
Do you want my take on it?
Not really.
As someone who has seen a few trends come and go
by my stage of life, you know,
this is what I think it is.
Because the trend, and I had a similar prediction about eyebrows,
the trend for the last 10 to.
12 years has been what I would term as
booty. The bigger, the bolder,
the thicker, like Brie getting her eyebrows
tattooed in, the upward sweeping, dark brows, the
Cara D Levine's, and what happens with the trend cycle is
it reaches saturation point. Like skinny jeans, if you think about them.
Once they were everywhere, the trend goes the opposite way.
Literally the opposite. And I predicted that pencil eyebrows
were going to come back in, heavily plucked, thin 90s eyebrows.
But it's gone further than that, and you've just bleached those bitches completely off.
Because if you don't know what a bleached eyebrow looks like, from here where I stand,
someone with dark hair and light skin like you, you have no eyebrows.
Yeah, I do shock myself.
Even though they are there, you no longer have eyebrows.
Not really.
And it's crazy how much you don't realize that eyebrows frame your face until they're not there.
Oh, heck yeah.
And as you were saying, like, it's like, think of the 26 eyebrows.
Sorry, 2016 eyebrows
That was, yes, as you were saying,
really hardcore and thick.
A lot of eyebrows, yeah, yeah.
And that was like the point of your makeup.
So yeah, it's completely gone the opposite.
I kind of like it.
I'm not going to criticise them.
Far be it from me to criticise your appearance.
You do have to have this confidence, I've realised, though.
You can't do something like this.
Yeah, and you've got to carry it with confidence.
Yeah.
My only question for you is, can you die them back?
Oh.
Like if you, if in a week's time you go,
hmm, peroxide eyebrows maybe wasn't the vibe that I thought it was,
if you do decide that, can you just dye them back to your original colour?
I think so.
I can colour them back in.
I've got like brown eyebrow gel and I put that back on and it was kind of fine.
Yeah, yeah.
But oh my gosh, side note, I kept the bleach because I bought like a big bottle of hair bleach dye.
Yeah.
And obviously eyebrows.
Oh God, what else are you going to bleach?
No, that's the thing.
I was saving it for the eyebrows back, like doing it again and again and again.
And it leaked all in my cupboard.
Yeah.
Like, it's like the bleach broke through the plastic in the bottle.
It's that powerful.
Yeah.
Poison.
You're lucky you didn't scold your brows.
Anyway, it's all good.
I know that you can dye them back, actually, because my wife dies her eyebrows.
She just uses a men's beard dye from the supermarket.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
She uses just for men.
Oh, my gosh.
Can I bleach your brows?
Come on.
No.
If you can bleach from back.
No.
No.
Please.
I'll do it really well.
No, I, no.
There's one thing for a 25-year-old Gen Z to give the eyebrow bleaching trend to go.
It's another thing for a 38-year-old dad who's got to do school drop off in the morning to bleach his eyebrows.
They'll be like, oh my God, I think, I think Tui's dad's had a midlife crisis.
Not a new car, just some new brows.
Just some new eyebrows.
You can see Ella's eyebrows on our Instagram story at the moment if you're interested in what they look like.
That's an ugly version.
Go to my Instagram, Ella, Surrent, for the hot version.
Yeah, you can get the real version or the hot version.
No, not that real.
I want to talk about fashion trends that people listening have taken part in over the years
that now, with the beauty of hindsight, you go,
oh, I kind of wish I didn't do that one.
And I personally, Ella, I'm throwing stones from a glass house here.
I have so many.
We talked about skinny jeans.
I went hard on skinny jeans.
I wish I didn't.
I got right into scoop neck t-shirts
And I really wish I didn't
Especially with the lack of chest that I have
And that was also like the Facebook era
Where all of those photos are up on Facebook
And they're there and they're all tagged
I went hard on the Zach Efron haircut
Which was my look for about two years
With that thing
With the swoopy fringe
But I think the one that I regret the most
Is my eyebrow piercing
Really? I thought that's kind of iconic
That'll come back in as well
Yeah I think that's the best one you've done
Oh, $800 at M, or you can text it to $9.6.96.
Go on, fess up.
Get it out there.
What's the trend that you did?
And you can use it as like a warning because all of these trends come back around.
You know, you may think that ugboots and denim miniskirts is not coming back around, but they are.
So what's the fashion trend that you did that you really regret?
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Ella has bleached her eyebrows and she loves it.
She's loving it.
I think so.
Yeah, I've just Googled.
Celebrities have done the same thing.
Bella Hadid has bleached your eyebrows.
Julia Fox.
Oh, yeah, see?
She's cool.
Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kim Cadet.
Oh, all the Kardashians have done it.
Miley Cyrus.
It's in, yeah.
It looks so good.
Yeah.
I don't know if it suits my face properly, though.
Nah, if you can be able to do it, you've got to own it.
Well, that's the thing.
You do.
You can see it on our Instagram story at the moment.
But we do have this text here, Ella, it says,
guys, I've been bullied my whole life
for my natural blonde eyebrows and dark hair.
Now people are choosing to do it to themselves.
WTS!
Actually, that reminds me of a friend.
We all kind of cracked up at my friend.
She had the exact same situation.
And we looked back at photos
and we were laughing so much that you can't see them.
Another poor girl, it's in.
She's like, I've done all this homework for nothing.
You wait till summer hits Ella and you get a full face of sunshine.
And those brows are going to be completely non-existent.
Hell yeah.
Also, you said before it's trending because you said ugly is in.
I think so.
And then this person over here is like, hey, there's my natural eyebrows.
It's cool.
It's in.
We asked, what's the trend you regret taking part in?
People are saying the no-show sock era was yuck.
Hidious.
They spelled error, E-R-R-O-R, which I think is...
An error.
It's funny.
like this is an error and an error.
I do look back at that, like you're wearing a suit
and you don't have any socks.
You're wearing a suit with dress shoes.
You don't have any socks on.
Someone said, I don't really regret this trend,
but I did have a stretcher in my right ear.
I stretched it out to one centimeter
before my mum told me off and made me take it out.
My ear has gone back to normal size now
so I can wear earrings,
but I'm glad I didn't go any bigger.
My best friend Adam went big.
He went big.
and I think he kept them in until his early 30s.
Oh, no.
Because you can't, they can't go back, hey?
No, they do go back.
They do go back.
And I think the younger you take those stretches out, the more they go back.
But don't they like you take them out and they hang there?
They never go all the way back.
Yeah, they kind of.
I had a little stretcher.
I took it out only in the last couple of years.
What?
Ella, can you inspect Claudia's...
I don't know if you can see it anymore, but it was this one.
Stretched hole.
Oh, yeah.
That's a stretched hole.
I only did half a centimeter.
It was just a little one, but, yeah.
Yeah. I loved it. It was cool.
It's there.
Okay. Is it shrinking?
Yes and no. I can wear normal earrings, but if they're too small, they just fall right through.
Other trends people are saying they regret. Someone said flower crowns.
Oh my God, flower crowns had a chokehold on millennials, didn't they?
What's a flower crown?
Flower crown.
Like you're making daisies in the grass.
No, that's a daisy chain. A flower crown.
You buy it. Pre-made.
Yeah. It's like a headband with lots of flowers.
You don't know the flower crowns?
No.
But when I was in China, that was a thing.
No, no, it's more festy, girly vibes.
Yeah, it's very Coachella.
Very Vanessa Hudgens.
Very Coachella, 2012.
Yeah.
Oh, I've got one.
I've got another trend.
Duck face selfies.
Oh, so deep in that.
Oh, yuck.
Another trend I partake, put partook in a couple years ago,
the sticker tattoos where, like, you just kind of get random little stickers, like,
random little tattoos, and it kind of looks like,
You've got an arm full of stickers, but I've done that.
Oh, real tattoos.
Yes, I've got a bunch of them.
Thankfully, I didn't go anymore.
Do you regret your tattoos?
No.
Would I get the same?
Probably not.
I've got a big, fat, black heart on my arm.
Like, come on.
Why don't you guys tell me not to do that?
No, look.
We're not here to tell you what to do with your body, okay?
No, I'm blaming you.
You bleeps those brows on your own.
If we told you every one of your ideas that we thought was stupid, we'd be here all day.
Oh, that's valid.
That's valid.
And you'd still have eye eyebrows.
else.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
How many? How many?
That's a good amount.
Welcome to How Many, the game you win if you have the most something.
And Claudia is going to play today.
Hi, Cleopatra.
You don't have your glasses on, Clint.
Oh, God.
I think my brain's shutting down and we're only an hour and a half into the week.
How are you, Claire Petra?
How's your day going?
I am not too bad.
I started a new job today after Matt leave.
Did you really? Oh, congratulations.
What is the new job?
Is it a completely new industry to you?
Yes.
Okay, what did you used to do before you had your baby?
Office manager for a civil engineering company.
Okay, and now we are...
A portfolio coordinator for a different company entirely.
Ooh, la, la.
Well, congratulations.
You'll be gagging to get home after your first day.
Yes, very much so.
Let's see if we can send you home with some free KFC.
Today you're going to win how many if you have the most screenshots in your phone.
Do you know what your number is?
Yes, I do.
Are you the sort of person who screenshots things to go,
oh, I'll have to, I want to look at that again later.
And so you screenshot it, and then you never, ever look at those screenshots ever again?
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, me too.
Absolutely.
Yeah, okay.
So what's your number, Cleopatra?
674.
Okay.
I feel like it could be even higher than that.
I've probably deleted quite a lot recently.
Yeah.
Well, do what you will with my reaction.
Your job now is to pick the person you believe you definitely have more screenshots than.
Is it producer Claudia, producer Ella, or me, Clint.
Who do you want to go head to head with?
Oh, far out that's hard.
Especially with your reaction, are you trying to trick me?
I don't know.
trick you. For context, Ella is on her phone for our job a lot. She does our social media.
Does she require screenshots to do her job? I don't know. I'm going to go up against
Claude. You want to go against Claude? Okay. Interesting. I can tell you, Claire Patron,
my reaction was not fake. I was not trying to trick you. I have 94 screenshots on my phone.
Oh no. I try to keep it curated. My phone gives me a reminder a day after I've taken.
taking the screenshot and it says, hey, do you still want
this screenshot and gives you the chance to delete it, yeah.
I need that.
So 94.
Ella?
I am at 300.
300, you would have won if you've gone against Ella too, Cleopetra.
Oh no.
It's all down to Claude.
My turn.
Claude, how many screenshots are running?
I have got, and I am now feel quite ashamed about this.
I have 1,517.
You're kidding.
But I'm going to go back to all of them.
They're all very important to me.
What are you screenshoting?
There must be drama in the group chats and you're taking screen.
Yeah.
God, never text Claude.
She's got all the receipts.
I'm looking now I've got like craft projects I want to do.
I've got receipts.
A lot of Instagrams that I've saved.
Yeah, recipes.
Oh, disgusting.
They're all in your eye cloud too.
There's so many.
Oh, well.
Hey, Claire Patra, I don't think anyone could have accounted for that.
So let's find you the KFC anyway.
We'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars out to you.
Oh, thank you.
To celebrate your first day back at work.
Well done.
Woo-hoo.
Thank you so much, guys.
You've made my night.
Our pleasure.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
We were screenshot shaming Claudia just before for her, what?
1,600 screenshots.
Is that what you had?
1,500.
1,500 screenshots.
And I was like, God, saw your life out, Claudia, your hot mess.
Zoe's texting.
And she said, God.
Guys, I have 20,965 screenshots on my phone.
Not just, not photos, not videos.
She has almost 21,000 screenshots.
That's more photos than I have in total.
Correct.
How many photos then would she have?
Like, how big is her camera room?
What are you screenshodding?
Oh my gosh.
What are you screenshoting?
I don't know.
That's wild.
How many recipes are in there that you've never used.
Anyway, Zoe, thank you.
for text. Hashtag no judgment.
No, totally.
I hope you didn't sense any sort of judgment in that reaction from us
because we would never.
It's a very supportive shock.
Yeah, yeah, very, yeah.
We're impressed, if anything.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the sound of us being impressed.
Play ZDEM's Bree Incland.
Over the weekend, I competed in an event that me and my friends host,
and I recommend everybody come up with one of these for their friend group,
especially people who are too old to play sport,
but still want that thrill of competing, you know?
You still want the chance to be a champion.
Me and my friends do a thing called Man of the Year,
where we go away and we do stupid challenges.
Like this year we did a tug of war.
We did a running race, but only over 40 metres, not over 100 metres.
I like that.
And because people are changing in body shapes over the years,
we had a way in,
and then you had to carry weights to the same amount
as the heaviest man in the group.
So one of the guys in our group is in the mid-120s,
and one of the guys is in the 70s.
So can you imagine how much weight the guy in the 70-kilow bracket
had to carry just to compete with the guy in the 120 kilos?
He'd get flattened.
Who makes these games up?
We do.
So it changes every year one person?
Is there a committee?
Yeah, there is.
The winner and the loser of each year.
Oh, that's played in the following year.
including the challenges.
Wow.
I came second this year
and Man of the Year.
Overall?
Which is overall,
which is,
like my wife went,
oh,
well done.
And I said,
no,
it's crushing.
Oh.
Because there's no price for second.
And I really thought this is my year.
Oh,
no,
there is a prize.
Not for second,
there's not.
No,
what's the prize for first place?
Um, glory,
honor,
mana,
prestige.
Of the ability to plan the next one.
Yeah.
And your name embroidered on a jersey
that will last forever.
I did win one challenge.
Okay, one of the challenges I came first in.
I'm excited to find out what you were best at.
And I came first by a long way.
Oh, so you were best by far?
Best by far.
You said your wife was a bit grossed out from it.
Yes, she was.
From the challenge?
Yes.
Yeah, from the challenge.
What you did?
And from how well I did in the challenge.
Okay, what was the challenge?
The challenge that I came first in is called can pie can,
which is where you skull a can of beer.
Oh.
And they eat a whole meat pie.
and then scull another can of beer.
And I came first.
I want you guys to tell me a time
that you think would be impressive
to scull a whole can of beer,
eat a whole pie,
just a normal pie,
bakery pie,
and then scull another beer.
What's the time you'd be impressed with?
Under a minute.
Under two minutes.
Under two minutes, you'd be impressed?
I was going to say under a minute.
I don't know if I'd be impressed, but...
Here we go.
The winning time posted by yours.
truly. One minute 15.
Oh.
That's really good, Clint.
Good job. Are you impressed?
Are you impressed?
That's kind of impressive.
The next closest man was a minute 30
and the next closest man after that
was well over two minutes.
Oh, wow. I'll say this. I don't know if I'm
impressed, but I am proud of you.
You did great. You must have shoved
that pie so... Was it hot?
I wasn't satisfied with that time.
So I asked to go again
No, you didn't
Immediately
No, you did not
So another beer
Another pie
You're wild
And another beer
I said give me the opportunity
To beat my time
What time would you be impressed with
For the second round
Considering I've just done a minute 15
If you shaved five seconds off
Five seconds would be a lot
Yeah
Yeah Ella
Yeah I want under a minute
Then I'll be impressed
I did my second
Can Pie
I can in 56
seconds. You're joking.
There we go. That's what I want.
And at that point, the room changed from
whoa to
oh man, that's disgusting. You must have felt
awful as well. What if the
guys said, bro, are you not
allowed pies at home or something?
You little pick.
Anyway, four beers and two
pies in
two minutes and ten seconds.
Hey, good on you.
Tummy okay.
Tummy's okay.
Good.
But I think that's why I didn't win.
I was like, I'm going to win this now.
And then you go, oh no, you've just drunk four beers in under five minutes.
Yeah, you're not going anywhere.
ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Please welcome to the show.
ZM's horse racing authority.
And Bree's mum, Mama Di.
Gidee, Dai.
Good afternoon, guys.
How you going?
We're well, 24 hours out from the biggest race of your life,
the Melbourne Cup. How are you feeling?
I'm feeling a little bit nervous, but excited.
It's kind of two feelings at once.
Yeah. Yeah, and I don't reckon the true feelings will come on
until we lock that bet in, which we're not going to do until tomorrow.
We're going to leave that till the very last minute.
Do you agree it'll change on the day when we finally pick the horse die?
If I get the feeling in the waters, Clint, I reckon I'll be absolutely.
a hundred percent positive.
Yeah.
But if I don't get that feeling,
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I just got nervous off that.
Because if you don't have the feeling,
you don't have the feeling.
There's nothing we can do about that.
But if you've got the feeling,
then, oh my God,
I'm going to be beside myself with excitement.
Because those who don't know,
that feeling got you seven wins
from seven races at the Stanthorpe Races
that you and Bree's dad,
Big Steve, went to the other week.
7 from 7 to 100%.
I know. And you know
that the amazing thing about that,
I've never had it like that
where I've just looked up
and had said
110% that's the one.
I mean, it was absolutely ridiculous.
It was every time I went back,
it was the same feeling.
And I'd say to the
guy taking the bed, I'd say,
I'll probably lose his time,
but geez, I feel exactly
the same as what I did on the last one.
Okay, those are the conditions we need to recreate.
Claudia's going to be placing the bet on your behalf.
So tomorrow when you lock in the bet, you need to say to Claudia,
I'm probably going to lose this time.
But, okay, if that's what's weak, we've got to get superstitious about this.
We've got to do all of those things.
I need to check with you because we're looking to ride that streak of unbroken luck.
Seven from seven, can you just confirm for us that you haven't placed any bets on anything between then and now?
I have not placed a bet on anything.
Okay, good.
No, I have not.
I was just explaining the stakes to our producer Ella,
because if you're new to listening to this show,
we don't do a lot of horse racing.
We don't do any horse racing, really.
So if you don't understand what's at stake,
we're going to put $1,000 of Ross Boss's money
on the horse that gives you the feeling in your waters.
There's a horse in there called Valiant King,
which is paying $8,000.
That would mean we made $8,000, Ella, off that horse.
Oh, like, so we're putting in a thousand, so eight times 1,000.
There's a horse in there called River of Stars who's paying $17,000, which would mean we won $17,000.
There's a horse in there called Parchment Party, which is paying $51, which would mean we won $51,000.
Can we also agree on this show?
Can producer Claude and I get some of that money?
So, Dye, this is what I need to talk to you about.
I've had a call from upper management today about what happens to.
the money when we win, okay?
Okay. This conversation has gone all the way to the CFO of our company.
Okay, so what's the conclusion?
So the conclusion, it was less of a conversation, more of a directive.
They've said they're happy to sponsor you for this and put the $1,000 forward.
But if it wins, and no matter what it wins, we have to give all of the money away on here.
Oh, no, I don't have an issue with that.
I think that's fabulous.
Every dollar, we have to give it away to ZDM listeners.
Well, maybe Ella and Claudia can ring up and say, well, we need, you know.
We'll listen every day.
Yeah, a couple of hundred bucks for, you know, to throw a bit of champagne and prawns out there for when I come over.
Okay, so we'll carve out a bottle of champagne and some prawns and then the rest goes to ZM listeners.
I mean, yay.
Dye, there's a horse in there paying $81,
which means if you pick that horse and it wins,
we win $81,000.
I'm just hoping to get the feeling in the waters,
but it's cool.
Yeah, sure, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Whatever.
Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves
because we need that feeling in the waters.
Okay, here's the timeline for tomorrow, Dye.
We're going to get you on the show just after 3 o'clock,
and you're going to open the paper live on ear
and look at the names of the horses for the first.
time live on air. Is that correct? Yep.
I'm going to hang it up like I did at the races because it was hanging up and I'll look
at it and I'll read down them quickly.
Yes. And then I'll come back to what I'm getting the feeling.
Because if you're going to get the feeling, you're going to get it quickly, right?
Oh, it's like a bam. It's like boom.
It's like wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Okay. It is.
Three o'clock, three o'clock we'll select our horse.
Five o'clock, the race is live on ZM and you're going to be on with us, just like we.
we're at the track.
Bree's going to phone in from her secret destination.
She's going to be part of the race as well.
And we'll know, once and for all,
if you do have the mitas touch.
I'm really excited,
especially if I know I get that ban.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, sleep well die,
whatever it takes, drink the waters,
bathe in the waters,
whatever you need to get that feeling in the waters,
okay?
We're all banking on you.
Absolutely.
That's Bree's mum.
our horse racing expert, Mama Die.
It all goes down at 5 o'clock tomorrow.
Z&M Franklin.
I don't know if you follow ZM on social media,
but over the weekend,
the ZM accounts reposted a seven-year-old video
that has followed me around like a bad stench this video.
You don't like it?
Look, it's not that I don't like it,
I'm just worried that this video
has become my legacy
I'm worried that this video is the thing
after I'm dead and gone
I'm worried that this video is the thing
that I'll be remembered for
I think people remember your Halloween costume
from Friday and that's pins
If you don't know the video
This is it
Someone grab her a towel
It's come on Eileen
That's a classic, isn't it Nij?
Oh I know it's staying on the charts for a wall
That video is so old
It doesn't even sound like me anymore
Yeah, I'm surprised
Caitlin is our head of social media
Here at ZM
That video in less than 24 hours
Has just had 23,000 likes on Facebook
Again
And over half a million views on Instagram
Not to mention the millions of other times
It has been viewed on TikTok and Instagram
Do you know I meet people now
Like people who don't listen to the radio
Like kids
and I've had people say to me
Oh my God
You're the come on Eileen guy
Wow
I mean it's nice to be known for something
But look
If the last 24 hours
We've shown you anything
You're funny
Like people just like
It's just funny
In the video
Producer Ben and producer
Ellie are still there
And there's a genuine reaction
That comes from them
When it happens
I almost don't remember it happening
It was in the middle of birthday banger
That's what it was from
brought it back so just jog the memory.
I didn't know it was going back up
and all of a sudden it's getting sent to me again
and people are going, oh my God, is this you?
Do you know what? I could have warned you.
It's actually my bad. I just kind of went
back and found an old banger video and thought
yep, let's chuck it up on Sunday night. Job done.
Yeah, and I understand. I understand the need to get, you know,
to get eyeballs and likes and that.
Can I pitch you another video that you might like to share?
Yes. Are you familiar with this classic?
Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
Just an idea
Just an idea
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We'll get that one
Scheduled up
Yeah
Okay
Caitlin from ZDM's
Social Media Department
Thanks so much
Sorry
Call on I mean
ZDM's
Brinclint
Bringin
All I want
For my birthday
Is a birthday
Banger
Bree's off this week
But she's
given us her
Passlet for
the birthday
Banger machine
So we can
still figure out
The number one
Songs
on your 16th birthday
And Sam's
gonna go first
Cura Sam
Hi.
How's your weekend?
I was pretty good, yeah.
You can get the first swim of the year in like other people, did you?
Did I get the what in?
First swim of the year.
A lot of people getting the first swim of the season.
It wasn't quite that woman crash it.
Oh, fair enough.
Okay.
What's your date of birth, Sam?
Let's do your birthday banger.
First of July, 1988.
Okay, you were 16 on the 1st of July, 5th of July, 1st of July?
5th of July, 2004, and your birthday banness.
banger is an all-time classic and a personal favourite of mine from Usher and Byrne.
Are you a fan, Sam?
A little bit.
It might be a bit too chill.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Kindle.
Kira Kindle.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How was your weekend?
Yeah, good.
Went to in the sun, went to Raglan.
It was great.
Oh, nice.
You would have gone for swimming Raglan, surely.
Yeah I didn't
I waited though
All right
Still searching for the first summer there
What's your date of birth Kendall
A third of April
1991
Okay your 16th birthday
Was the third of April
2007
And on that day
This was the number one song
Wettling up a lot
With a favorite
Silverchair
And straight lines
Are you into it Kendall?
Yeah, it's a good one
Yeah
This was Silverch's last big song too
Yeah, yeah, it was
Okay, I like it
Let's do one more birthday banger for Michael
Giddy Michael
Hey, how's the going
Good, did you have a good weekend, Michael?
Oh, busy working at home on a Pagola
So yeah, that's pretty good
Working on a Pagola
Yeah, yeah
Been a year in the making at home today
Oh, nice
Okay, let's do your birthday banger
What's your day of birth?
22nd of the July
907
Okay you Michael were 16
On the 22nd of July 2003
And on that day
This was number one
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Crazy in Love
What do you reckon?
Yeah
No, that's a banger
Party in the Pagola
Okay wait there
I'll bring Claude in
But I do feel like
I feel like without Bree I can just
Now give me my responsibility back
You've taken it off me
And now is my time to
You sound judgment
If we disagree it
Ella's going to choose
Is there any nose
No
Like you can't play it?
No
I have my answer
Okay I vote Usher
I vote Silverchair
Oh God
Ella, what's the winner of birthday banger today?
I'll go with Clint because I know he loves this song.
And Claudia doesn't care about that silver chair song.
She just wanted to disagree with me.
Hey Sam, well done.
You're the winner of birthday banger.
That's awesome.
Sweet from the year 2004.
Here's usher and burn.
Suck it, Claude.
You're on ZM.
It's coming from a heart
Z&M's Brie and Clint
Podcast
I just saw on my Instagram feed
that The Chase New Zealand starts tonight
They filmed, I think I only did five episodes of it
With Paul Henry hosting
And it's not at usual chase time
What a time is the chase on these days, Claudia?
7.30 is a normal time but I'll look into it.
No, what's the normal chase on?
Oh yeah, we're watching it now.
Because you guys watch it while the show is on.
Is it on right now?
Are you watching the chase right now?
You're at 13,000 pounds.
To be fair, if I could watch the chase, I'd be watching it, too.
It's pretty good.
But no, the New Zealand one with Paul Henry, 730.
Yes.
Tonight.
I believe so.
But Ella, you were saying, don't watch that.
Watch Love Island.
Yeah.
Love Island Australia, season seven is finally out on TV and Z plus.
And you guys don't really like it when I talk Love Island.
We banned Love Island chat last season of UK, didn't we?
Shocking.
And Claudia would keep a strike.
And I don't know what would have happened.
I was keeping a tally on every time she brought it up.
But I'm scared.
But, but...
But this season...
You have permission to talk about it right now.
Thank you.
Because I feel, and I was talking to Brooke from the late show about this as well,
I feel like this season could be a bit different.
Okay.
Already there's a theme.
It's called sinners and saints.
And that theme will kind of play out throughout the series.
There's like little mini challenges and games.
And obviously, that theme feels a bit like drama's going to happen from it.
So one, drama, yes, we're going to get that.
Two, already we've had about four episodes
and already there's been really actual interesting conversations.
I feel like people can look at reality TV
and it look quite shallow.
Particularly Love Island at times.
Some of it is just like...
A lot.
Even you as a fan would admit...
Some of it's just mindless babble, right?
Yeah.
Which some of the time is what you want.
Absolutely.
It's easy to watch just in the background.
But I really liked four episodes in already
and one of the couples broke up,
early on because they instantly had a conversation about kids.
Okay.
The guy wanted them.
The girl didn't.
And so they decided there's no point to assuming anything.
Did he want to make them in the villa?
No, but you know, you're thinking long term.
So that's making me think...
Are you thinking long term when you're on Love Island?
That's what it is.
That's how it is quite superficial because people do go on it yes for maybe, you know, getting,
what is it, out there, getting your face out there.
But this seems like maybe people this season are wanting genuine connections.
That's so interesting.
Yeah.
Because I would have thought that if you were on Love Island, you'd go,
I'm not saying you don't want a genuine connection.
But surely you're looking at the next 12 months of your life, not the next 25 years of your life.
Exactly.
But I mean, good on her if she didn't want kids and he did.
Well, good on both of them.
Now, I'm not good with names.
That will be like episode 10.
I'll start getting used to their names.
But one of them.
Totally.
I come up with references for them based on their appearance.
Oh, here we go.
Olympian.
There's an Olympian.
Olympian's a good one.
Yeah.
Musly white guy.
Mustly brown guy.
Yeah, tattoo white guy.
There's a cool influencer who is in the village, a girl,
and she is famous for being a tradie plumber.
Okay.
And so that's also another interesting angle.
They're not all the same sort of copy cookie cutter molds,
which I'm quite liking.
And it's also, one more thing, it's so beautiful, it's filmed in Spain.
Oh, they've gone back to Spain.
Yeah, I like it.
It feels right.
Is Sophie Monk still the host of Australian Love Island?
Yeah, Sophie Monk.
Which I get confused with Sonia Kruger.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, Sophie Monk is.
Sophie Monk is the host.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's been in that for ages.
Okay, so you're into it.
Four episodes in, you're into it.
You think it's good?
I think it's quite good.
I'm hopeful that this season's going to be filled with drama,
but also a tiny bit of intelligence.
Claudia, off the back of that expert review,
will you be watching Love Island Australia?
Uh, no.
Oh, you?
You?
Did I convince you, Clint?
Oh, God, no, I'm absolutely off it.
But some people will be into it.
I'll be watching The Chase.
Me too.
I'll be watching anything but.
The ZD.M. Podcast Network.
She's a big show to Phil when you're a person down, isn't it?
Which is why, in times of need, we lean on Clint's prize box.
A literal box that I've bought in from home with some great radio prizes.
Are some of them over a decade old?
Yes.
But are they free?
Also, yes.
Here, to dip into Clint's prize boxes up,
and it is Amanda.
Kiyah, Amanda.
Kiyah?
When was the last time you won a CD or a DVD off the radio?
Oh, probably in the 90s.
I'll say.
Okay, would you like CD, DVD, PlayStation game or Lucky Dip?
Ooh, a PlayStation game.
PlayStation game.
Okay.
What sort of PlayStation have you got?
Maybe one coming at Christmas.
You, I hope they're getting you a PlayStation 3
because you've just won a copy of Grand Turismo 5 on PlayStation 3.
Congratulations.
Oh, awesome, thanks.
You're very welcome.
I don't know anything about PlayStation games.
I had one and I never played any of these games.
Yeah, did you buy that yourself or do you think someone gifted that?
I'll probably got it free from the radio station I was working at.
Oh, classic.
Stevie's here.
Hi, Stevie.
Hi.
You're welcome to Clint's prize box.
Again, you have the option of CD, DVD, PlayStation game or Lucky Dip.
If you choose Lucky Dip, you might get a Blurray.
Oh, it's got to be Lucky Dip.
Lucky Dip?
Okay.
What are you hoping for?
Um, I don't even care.
Stevie, it's your lucky day.
You've just won the complete 20th season of The Simpsons on DVD.
Yes.
How good is that?
It's chunky, too.
It's like five DVDs in there.
Okay, she's stoked, everyone's happy.
One more prize from Clint's prize box.
Caitlin's here.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hi.
Now, do you have a CD or DVD player, Caitlin?
Yeah, I sure do.
You do?
Do you have a PlayStation?
Yeah, I do as well.
What kind?
PlayStation 5.
I don't think they can play the PS3 games.
That's okay.
We'll figure that out when we need to.
You want CD, DVD, PlayStation,
game, and it'll be PlayStation 3 at best, or Lucky Dup?
Lucky Dip.
Lucky Dup.
All right, we're going in.
We haven't given out any CDs yet, but most of these CDs are shit, so I'm actually going to try and avoid that.
Oh, God.
Oh, he's a good one.
Yeah?
Caitlin, congratulations.
You just won a copy of the social network, the Facebook movie on DVD.
Oh, fantastic.
Thank you.
Starring Justin Timberlake and Aaron.
and Sorkin or something.
Andrew Garfield.
Andrew Garfield.
Andrew Garfield's in there?
Yeah, come on.
Well done.
Thanks for dipping into Clint's prize box.
Amazing.
There you go.
No other, I can guarantee you no other show on radio this afternoon
had that many CDs and DVDs to give away.
Sun Tamp Market.
I'm surprised no one else is doing it.
I know.
And we've got this whole box, Claudia.
Can't wait to see what else you have.
Willing to give away the whole thing.
Are we doing this all week?
Depends if we have any.
anything better to do.
End of the week, whatever's left,
someone's getting it all.
Yeah, it's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast.
I said to chat GPT this afternoon.
This is the exact prompt that I gave it.
Can you please write me the hardest would you rather
that you can think of?
And this is a supercomputer.
We're using the power of AI to come up with something here.
And I was like, we could try and make it racy
or raunchy or funny.
But no, I said, just give me the hardest one you can think of.
I like how vague it is, because it's just generally hard in that way.
Chat GBT GBT said, all right, here's one that will really mess with your head and your heart.
So according to my chat GBT, this is the hardest would you rather that it can come up with.
Would you rather have everyone you love completely forget who you are while you remember them perfectly?
Or keep all their love and memories exactly as they are, but you forget who you are.
You forget your name, your past, everything.
Wow.
And you never get those memories back.
So they still love you.
They still love you.
And you love them.
But you don't know who you are.
You don't know the version of you that they love.
Or everybody that you love forgets you completely.
It's so depressing.
So the one way you forget yourself, you lose everything behind you.
But you forward from that point on, you kind of can build yourself again.
You forget who you are, your name, your past, everything.
Yeah.
But I can relearn some of it.
I can relearn my name.
Yeah, I'm going to say, yes, you can.
You get to build a new you, and you can talk to those people about who you were.
It'll never be the same, though.
No.
I've built this from the ground up.
They'll be like, what do I do for a job?
And they're like, you work on the radio.
How do I do that?
Yeah, how do I do?
I'm still trying to figure that out, actually.
Ella?
I'd rather just forget.
You'd rather forget yourself.
You'd start from scratch.
I'm only young.
I can free.
Is that again?
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, it's awful, though.
Oh.
I think that's right.
Yeah?
Because at least you have the love of people still in your life.
So in that one, you are still loved.
And you know those people, which is weird because you would know people like your mum,
but you wouldn't know her as your mum.
You'd just know her.
Oh, golly.
Oh, God.
I hate that.
Yeah, it feels really depressing you basically living solitary.
No, I don't think you do know them.
You keep their love.
and memories exactly the same as they are,
but you forget who you are,
your name, you'll pass everything.
Yeah, no, you don't know anybody.
But you know they love you.
And can I be friends with them again?
Yeah.
Yeah, and slowly build up.
It's like a coma, waking up from a coma.
It's like that movie, 51st dates.
That's exactly what I was thinking about.
Yeah.
I think I'm going for that one.
Yeah, it's marginally better.
It's not good.
Yeah, too bad.
Both of them are awful.
That's a dumb one.
What's the benefits of going with the other one?
I guess.
Nothing.
Oh, unless you broke up with an ex and you really miss them.
Yeah.
And then they forget all the bad things you do.
You forget every person ever.
No, they forget you.
Yeah.
And then you can start fresh.
No, that's worse because then they, you still remember them, but they go on with their life.
Not good.
Anyway, 9-6-9-6, what are you choosing?
Apparently, according to JetGBT,
That's the hardest, would you rather, ever.
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