ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd October 2022

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

Unusual birthday parties Didn't get the wedding invite Bad first date venues Rules for voice memos See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. You ready? We're ready. Yo, welcome to the show. Podcast actually, not the show. It's Brie and Clint. I saw a funny thing on the podcast chat because obviously Brie's not in the studio at the moment. Just listening to the show you can tell she's not in the studio. But we haven't really talked about it, because obviously Brie's not in the studio at the moment. Just listening to the show you can tell she's not in the studio. But we haven't really talked about it have we Brie?

No we haven't. We're not allowed to but obviously our podcast listeners are smarter than that and they picked up on it. The question was posed in the podcast family by Alan Lee. He said where's Brie? Wrong answers only. So I'm going to give you some.

I love this. Getting a tattoo of Clint on her bum. I've already got that. Another one. Having gastrectomy to solve her gas problem. I would love that. That'd be great. Trying to see how many farts it takes to fill up her entire house.

That was my friend Rachel. And yes, I saw it was you, Rachel. She's at a perineum tanning retreat. Hey, that was you. That's good. Chandler Myers said she has spitty bum. Oh, just like Aidan, your hot brother. Yeah, spitty bum runs in our family

not hot anymore after i heard that story i've gone off him yeah he's lactose intolerant i'm filming naked and afraid that's not a joke that one is true um uh waiting in line for a chico roll she would oh i would take this long She would In my bed Creepy I saw that I was like Okay That was you Claudia

In your dreams mate She's run away to a lope With producer Ben That was you Clint I saw that one from you Well I mean If the shoe fits Former producer Anastasia, RIP.

Katie Drage won Lotto, and she's taken Brie around the world. I love that one from Anastasia. Katie Drage. She's won the Lotto. She's in a swingers convention pineapple emoji. Ooh la la. Today is the big surgery. For what? For the big surgery. I like it because it doesn't say what the big surgery What?

The big surgery I like it because it doesn't say what the big surgery is Today is the big surgery Yeah they can use their imagination Vasectomy Shut up Toilet Cheese convention, cheese rehab That thread's still open If you'd like to contribute to it, by the way.

Very funny. Very funny stuff. Claudia and I, not together. It wasn't a date. We went with our own partners. Talk about the date, though. That was another time. Did we go on a date?

Yeah, we went out together last night. No, we did not. I didn't even see you. We were there together. We went to Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye. I didn't even see you. If it was a went to Jonathan Van Ness From Queer Eye I didn't even see you If it was a date It was the worst date of my life

We both went to a venue Saw a show At the same place Yeah we saw We saw Jonathan The hair specialist From Queer Eye Gay Jesus

Gay Jesus He's so good I love him He's so great So did he do Actual acrobats? He did flips and stuff. He did actual gymnastics, yeah.

In a leotard. In a leotard. Sparkly leotard with a big heart and rainbows. Oh, that's fun. With no sign of dick and balls at all. Wow, impressive. In the leotard. It was the two pairs of undies.

He said that, Brie. He said he has to wear two dance belts to hide his bits. Really? Apparently they're quite forward presenting nice he said that this is might be tmi maybe you had to be there maybe this is privileged information he said his um bits sit quite high on his lower stomach like really you know how most hang between the legs He says his is up closer to the belly button. I don't want to know this. That's amazing. Front mounted. Okay, back on track.

What were you saying? That's so good. I think I have quite a high asshole, to be honest. We are done. How did you find that out? Well, I think I found it out because when I fluff it. At the perineum sunning retreat. Yeah, like they said to me, they're like,

I've seen a lot of perineums and yours is quite far away. To have a high balloon knot would mean that you had a larger perineum too. What's a perineum? More space. It's the bit of skin between the V-hole and the B-hole. Or for boys, the bit of skin between the B-sex and the B-hole. Can I just say this is no joke? I am a friend.

Wait, you asked. I wish I didn't. You asked. That's yuck. I hate it. That's yuck. I had a friend, and this is no BS. Well, they're still my friend, but he had the highest bum crack I've ever seen.

Bum crack? Yeah, he'd be wearing his pants like normal level and his bum crack was still out. Was he a plumber? No, he wasn't. So it was really awkward. I'd always be like, your butt cracks out and he goes, I can't go any higher or I'll get a moose knuckle.

He needs to wear high-waisted undies. Remember that Ladyhawks song about perenniums? Perennium. Such a good song. Did you never know what this was about, Ella, the whole time? It's delirium. You were just singing it. Nah, it's perennium.

It's perennium. Listen. Playing with my perennium. You're wrong. You can't just make up your own words. You're literally doing that. I'm not having this. She's mad.

Who would sing a song about your little line between your bits? That's just... I think it's a great topic to sing a song about. I mean, we've heard the songs about love. Let's talk about something else. It's a wonderful erogenous zone, Ellen. Oh, crikey. What were you going to say before, Clint?

I'm really interested. What was I going to say? You mentioned my name and then I derailed it into us having a date. Oh, no, I was going to say how we went to JVN. Oh, I derailed it the right way. Okay, that's good. Cool, cool. Rita Ora was there, Brie.

Oh, yeah, literally. Yeah, I know. Megan, RIP, who filled in for Ella when she was away, sent me a photo she took of Rita Ora standing outside the toilet. Oh, imagine if you were there. She would have just heard her, I'm Rita Ora. She would have been like, is that my sister?

Hello, it's me, Rita Ora, your sister. Oh dear. Well. How's that Rita Ora interview coming along? I reckon we cancel it. Yeah, we might need to cancel it. Is there a Rita Ora interview coming along? Not the way you're going.

You're banned. No, I think she'd be keen. I think she'd be extra keen. All right, let's get out of here. Wait, wait. What? Okay, Mad Dog Ella out. What?

Perennial. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies.

Right now, the tradies versus the ladies. Our score update for the year, our tradies are sitting on 87 wins. Our ladies are on 72 wins. It's not unassailable. The ladies could still take out 2022, but they have to put the foot down. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Lower Hut. She's 18 years old, and

she loves netball. Welcome to the show, Lucy. Hi. Preferred position? Wing attack. Wing attack? Yep. Yeah, wing attack. I only played indoor, so I was just thinking centre attack. Oh, yeah. Same thing.

Same thing. Yeah, okay. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 26. He's from Twizel, and he's really good at golf. I mean, according to him. Welcome to the show, Dan. Hello.

How good at golf, Dan? Very good at golf. Very good at golf. Are you more likely to play nine or 18 holes on the weekend? 18 holes. Yeah, right. Okay. A lot of free time then, I guess.

Look for it. Okay, here we go. Your buzzer, Dan, is tradie. Lucy, your buzzer is lady. First person to get three correct is going home with $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here comes question number one. The line-up for Electric Avenue dropped last week. Name one of the headline artists, the one who sings this song.

Anybody know who sings that song? Lady, lady. Lucy, Lucy. Lord? Yeah, well done. Did you guys not recognise that song at first? That took a long time. Yeah, I was working on it.

Yeah, right. You'll get around to it. Alright, one to the ladies. Question number two. The Women's Rugby World Cup kicks off in Auckland this weekend. Name our national women's rugby team. Black Ferns. Oh, Trady.

Dan. Black Ferns. Well done. It is the Black Ferns. Doesn't have a question mark on the end, though. It's just Black Ferns. One each. Question number three.

How many legs does a quadruped have? Trady. Dan. Dan. Four. Four is correct. Like a dog, that's a quadruped. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four, the new season of the Kardashians is streaming now.

Name the mother of Mason Disick. Lady, lady. Lucy. Courtney. Well done. It's all levelled up. This is the tiebreaker. This is for the win.

Katie Perry is a judge on what singing talent show? Lady. Correct. Lucy. X Factor. X Factor is not correct. Would you like a free guest, Dan? Yep.

Yeah? I'll go with American Idol. American Idol. Oh, jeez. You're so close. So close, in fact, you're correct. Well done, Dan. A scratchy victory for the tradies.

You take home 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. That is awesome. Bree and Clint. I was catching up with producer Claude before the show. Hi, Claude. Hi, how was your weekend?

Good. Not maybe as exciting as yours or strange as yours. Claude told me about a gathering that she went to. Exciting is the right word. A party, right? Yeah, it was a birthday party. It was a party? Yeah, it was a first birthday party. And before you tell me more about the first birthday party,

did it have party vibes? It did, yep. There was cake, there was people. It was party food? Yeah, totally. There were kids? Chips, lemonades. Kids are fairly important at a first birthday party.

Yeah. Aren't they? Yeah, lots of kids and they were having so much fun. However, it wasn't a kid's first birthday party, was it? No, it wasn't. What was the weird party you were at over the weekend, Claude? I would say an exciting party. It was my neighbour's dog's first birthday.

You dog people. It was very cute. There was like four dogs And like lots of kids You childless dog people With the time and energy It's the dual income Millennial parents With the dogs

You're a dink You're a double income No kids Yeah absolutely So was it your dog's First birthday party It was my neighbour's dog So in six months time

Because you also have You also have a very young dog I have a six month old So in six months It'll be my dog's first birthday party. And will you be throwing the dog a first birthday party? I kind of want to. Can I ask, do you think

you would have attended a dog's first birthday party six months ago before you had a dog? Well, maybe. I have actually been to an arguably weirder birthday party. Have you? Yeah. It wasn't for a dog, though. That would be unusual. But it was a birthday party?

It was also a first birthday party. For what? For a fish. A fish's birthday party? No, his name's Nunu. It was his first birthday. And it was actually one of the wildest... What sort of fish? It was a goldfish.

You have to celebrate a goldfish's first birthday because they don't often get a second. That's really sad. It's good to go for the first. That's really sad. I want to ask Ella, who doesn't have a dog, if your friend said, hey, come around, we're celebrating my dog's first birthday, would you go to that?

Yeah. I think it's just a fun excuse to have a party. Do you have to take a gift to a dog's first birthday? We did take a gift. What did you take? For the dog? For the dog, yeah, for the dog. There was like little peanut butter cookies for dogs.

Right, okay. Can dogs eat peanut butter? Yeah. Can they? You shouldn't give them the salty kind, but yeah, they can eat peanut butter. Can you give them the nutty kind? Absolutely. Or do they need a smooth peanut butter?

Oh, surely the texture's nice. It just feels, look, and I'm sure it's fine. And Ella's right, it's just an excuse for a party. Yeah, totally. But the weird, did you sing happy birthday to the dog? Oh gosh, now that's nice. It just feels, look, and I'm sure it's fun, and Ella's right, it's just an excuse for a party. Yeah, totally. But, but the weird, did you sing happy birthday to the dog?

Oh gosh, now that's weird. See, there's all these little bits. We did. Did you write a, did you write a card

for the dog? No, dogs can't read. Did it wear a party hat? It wore a party raincoat. Oh my god. So you've been to a dog and a fish's

birthday party. Ella, have you attended anything strange before? You've been to a dog and a fish's birthday party. Ella, have you attended anything strange before? You've been to a cat's sweet 16th? I haven't. Maybe I should do one for my cat. That'd be fun. You could do.

I feel like it's a millennial thing. Bree is not here and she would be all about this. She would have loved it. I guarantee you Whitney Houston is getting a birthday party. If she hasn't turned one already, I guarantee she is. I find it weird as hell. Would you do one for your cats? Well,

How old are they? That's really weird. I did a special meal for the cat's first birthday and then that night one of them got hit by a car. And so I feel like celebrating their birthday is jinxed. That would hurt the party. We just don't do it. Cat was fine, by the way.

Okay, okay. Major surgery and six months of recovery later. The cat is fine. That's quite traumatising. But no, we don't celebrate the cat's birthday anymore. It's too traumatising. You're right. I thought we could ask on 0800 dial ZM.

On that bright night, I thought we could ask on 0800 dial ZM, what's the weirdest reason you had or attended a party? Okay, it might not be birthday based. It might be for a whole different reason. I've seen people throw like vasectomy parties. I've heard of those too. The guy who did mine talked about some guys who had like a stag do type event for their vasectomies.

That's quite good. Yeah, it would have been a big sitting down party. It would be. And most of the ice would have gone on the balls, not in the drinks. But, oh, $100,000, what have you got for us? Tell us the weirdest reason you had for attending or throwing a party. We'll get you on next.

Bree and Clint. Producer Claude went to a dog's first birthday over the weekend. You were just saying the goldfish first birthday you attended was actually way more lit than the dog first birthday. It was so fun. It was like a full house party. Like, a lot of people. A lot of people went to the fish's first birthday you attended was actually way more lit than the dog first birthday. It was so fun. It was like a full house party. Like a lot of people, a lot of people went to the fish's first birthday. Drinking? Yeah.

Nighttime. Like full party? Yeah. Full noise. Would you say you got like drunk as a fish? Oh no, that's not a saying. I was going to say, were you drunk as a fish? Drinking like a fish.

That's the saying. That's the one. That's it. Get your shit sayings right, Clint. We want to ask you guys what's the weirdest reason you attended a party. Becky's here. Hi, Becky. Hello.

Did you go or did you throw the weird party? I threw a first birthday party for my dog last weekend. Oh, right. So it's not weird to you? Absolutely not. I think you need to understand that that's my child. Don't have two-legged children, got a four-legged one, and the party was amazing.

I understand that it's your child, but will you be enrolling this dog in primary school? He goes to daycare. Right, okay, okay. All right, all right, okay. Yeah. Okay. So jungle themed party, Clint.

Jungle themed. Is that what the dog asked for? He did, yeah. Invitations and all. Sorry for referring to him as the dog. What what the dog asked for? He did, yeah. Invitations and all. Sorry for referring to him as the dog. What is the dog's name? The dog's name is Vaspia, which is Dutch for raccoon. Vaspia, Dutch for raccoon.

What did Vaspia ask for for his first birthday? Well, he got probably 50 presents. Soft toys, balls, treats. Get off the grass. Get off the grass. Your dog got 50 presents. I'd say so, yes. Get off the grass. Get off the grass. Your dog got 50 presents. I'd say so, yes. Oh, my God.

Cake, pass the parcel with poo bags inside. Whole works. Pass the parcel with poo bags. Right, okay. Hey, well, good on you, Becky. I'm all up for doing whatever makes you happy, and so that sounds like good fun. Yeah, it was awesome.

Although I find it very weird that your dog got 50 presents. It's not weird, Clint. Please put some of those presents on Trade Me so you can buy a house or something like that. No, we've got a house. Oh, sweet as, then do whatever you like. Jane's here. Hi, Jane.

Hi, how are you? Good. You threw a, we're saying weird, but it might not be weird to you, an abnormal party, didn't you? We did. We threw a boob cellar thing party when my friend got her boobs done. Excuse me. We threw a boob cellar theme party when my friend got her boobs done. Excuse me?

You threw a boob cellar party? Boob cellar. So it was your friend who got the boob job, not you? It was. No, no, it was my friend. Okay, and... Oh, what questions do I want to know about the boob job? Was it a big party?

A big party. No, it wasn't a big party? A big party. No, it wasn't a big party. It wasn't a big job. It was good. It was sufficient. Right, okay. And who attends a boob job party?

Just a bunch of girls. Just the girls. Right. And put the boobs out to town. I was going to say, do the boobs come out at Boobchella? Because surely you want to see the results, right? And I feel like you'd want to share them too. If you'd spent the money on them and you were stoked with your boob job,

they come out at the boob party. That's right, yes. There was a lot of boob sharing going on at that party. We talked earlier about vasectomy parties that guys might have had and have had. I didn't have one, but guys do have them. And I wonder if the vasectomies come out, like the boobs. Maybe, maybe. Well, you know, it was a big deal.

It was a big deal to celebrate it. Yeah, right. All right, boob parties are a good time then, Jane? Good time. Good time. I can take care of it. Okay, thank you. I appreciate the call.

Thank you very much. Love that. Someone said they're about to host a divorce party for a very good friend of theirs. That's a great idea, a divorce party. I mean, you celebrated the marriage. You might as well solve the end of the marriage too, if it's the right thing for you. It's time to head to LA and get the latest with Dean McCarthy.

Forget about Hollywood. Jason Momoa, one of the biggest stars in the world, is right here in New Zealand at the moment, Dean. Story is clean. Now, have you heard of the restaurant in Auckland called Baduzi? Yes. Is that how you pronounce it?

Yes, you've smashed that. It must be very fabulous. It's a great restaurant. Ooh, fabulous. Jason Momoa and some of the All Blacks turned up at the restaurant, right? They had, let me tell you what they had. This is really fabulous.

They had an off-menu dish and a magnum of Tuscan wine. And apparently the restaurant here is named Michael Dirt. You heard Jason Momoa being like, I can't believe you live in New Zealand. You're so lucky. So he knew about it. Apparently the restaurant owner knew about them coming, but obviously kept it very tight-lipped because, you know,

it would have been a media frenzy. And there they were. They were all there, like, just enjoying and having the best time in Auckland. I need to go to that place. That sounds like the hottest Hollywood spot in the world. It's down on the best time in Auckland. I need to go to that place. That sounds like the hottest Hollywood spot in the world. It's down on the waterfront in Auckland. And if you were out there just for dinner with your partner on the weekend and Jason Momoa and a bunch of All Blacks came and sat next to you at the table,

that would be the weirdest thing. He has the biggest man crush on the All Blacks, Dean. So the first thing he did when he landed here in New Zealand was like organise a meet and greet. And they've got a man crush on him too. I think the bromance is mutual. But they're obsessed with each other. I love it. It's funny though,

when you see celebrities out in the wild, it's so weird. I imagine if you were at that restaurant and just turning around and they're all there, you'd be like, what? What is happening? Very cool. I've still got no idea why Jason Momoa is in the country. He's been here for about two weeks now. Perhaps he'll attend the Rugby World Cup opening ceremony this weekend

with Rita Ora. Who knows? But that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Breein' Clint. Oh, strap in because this next story, Clint, boils my blood. It makes me so angry. So this is the situation, right?

A guy has spoken out where he's been left in the lurch by his cousin-in-law. So this is the situation. Him and his wife own a printing company. Yeah. And her cousin came to them and said, look, we're getting married. We'd love for you to do all the signage, the banners,

the guest books, the life-size cutouts. That's love for you to do all the signage, the banners, the guest books, the life-size cutouts. That's a bit weird, but apparently that's what they wanted for their wedding, right? So a few weeks before the wedding, the wedding planner calls them and says they need the items by, you know, said date, which was really soon. Right.

So they can set it up for the wedding. And anyway, at that point, he said they hadn't received a wedding invite yet. So they were like, I wonder where our wedding invite is. Like if the wedding's so soon. Yeah. Like what's going on? We don't know what date you need it because we don't even have the invitation for the wedding yet.

Exactly. Right, okay. Yeah. So the wife texts her cousin and tries to clarify what's going on and if they missed the invitation or it got lost. And her cousin replies and says, we downsized the wedding and we decided to have close friends and family

and unfortunately we don't have enough room for you at the wedding. Wait, but this person is family. They're a cousin, and you've asked them for a personal favour to help make the wedding day happen. That is... I know. Wait, so it gets worse. That's so tone-deaf.

That is just... So tone-deaf. So apparently it gets worse because they've spent $2,000 on materials. That's not even man hours, it's just materials. And apparently he was like, right, I need to bill them for the cost of, you know, our work and the materials. Of course you do.

And so they did that and apparently they got threatening calls from the cousin, her fiancé, and some other members of the family and they were like, you guys are being a-holes. We need this stuff. The wedding's in like a couple of weeks, and we need this stuff. That is some dipshit behavior, honestly. Isn't it?

That is, that's like call their mum and tell them what they've done so that they can tell them off. You know, you go, hey, hi, auntie so-and-so. I just thought you should know that my cousin, your daughter, is behaving like this. I would have told you about it at the wedding, but unfortunately we're not invited, so we've sent them the bill.

Can you ask them to pull their heads in? That is rough, you know? Isn't it so rough that they wanted a favour? I think they were never invited in the first place. That's what I honestly think. No think they were never – yeah, I think they were never invited in the first place. That's what I honestly think. No, they were never invited. No, they were never invited.

And I think maybe they let them do the work under the guise of them thinking they were invited. And then when they finally asked, they said, oh, well, you shouldn't have assumed. You know, come on, guys. No. It's a wedding. Oh, my God, we've cracked the case.

We've totally cracked the case. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to go to their wedding either. Like, now, I just, even if they turned around and they said, oh, okay, we get it. You're right. You're invited to the wedding now. Please don't invoice us for all the stuff.

Because at this stage, it's actually going to be cheaper to invite them to the wedding than it is to pay for all the printing. Because at this stage, it's actually going to be cheaper to invite them to the wedding than it is to pay for all the printing and stuff. I wouldn't go. Exactly. I would not go to that wedding. It would be too awkward. Well, it's okay because you're not invited anyway.

I thought we could ask people this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM, whose wedding did you not get an invite to? And were you real salty about it? Yeah, it's the ones where you, I think rightly so, expected an invite. Or maybe you thought you would get one, but you were kind of nervous about not getting one. And then when an invite didn't come through, you're like, yeah, ouch, this actually really

hurts because I should be invited to this. Have you never been, has this happened to you before? No, I've had ones where I thought I wasn't invited to a wedding. Yeah. And when you think you're not invited to a wedding that you thought you were going to be invited to, oh my God, it plays on your mind so much. And you're like, what did I do?

I haven't made the cut. Why do they hate me? Why does everybody hate me? Everybody hates me now. And then it turns out I was invited all along. They just hadn't sent out the invites yet. So you can overthink these things. Yeah, see, I didn't get invited to one of my first cousins' weddings.

That was pretty awkward. My parents got invited but not me or my siblings. So we were pretty gutted about that. And turns out the food was pretty average, so I wasn't that upset in the end. No great loss. Brian Clint. Right now we're talking about times you didn't get invited

to a wedding when you really thought you were going to. Yeah, ouch. It hurts. Big ouch. It really does. It's a big ouch because it sends a message that you didn't make the cut. If they're inviting 50 people, you're not in the closest 50 people. In the defense of the people doing the inviting or the not inviting in this case,

planning a wedding guest list is really, really hard. And most venues are capped. Even if your budget isn't capped, most venues are capped. So you have to eventually draw a line, but it doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt to find out that you're on the other side of that line, right? It does. Listen to this text that's come through. They said, I was uninvited to a wedding because my sister slept with the groom on the hen's night. I totally understand, but I was pissed off with my sister, as you would be. The marriage didn't last groom slept with the bride's friend?

See, that is a wedding I want to go to. I really want to go to that wedding purely because I reckon there's going to be fireworks, you know? Oh, 100%. It just sounds messy, doesn't it? Very messy. You just need someone to hint at what happened at the Stag Do in the speeches and it's all on. It is like Donkey Kong.

Things are going to kick off. Big time. We want to know the wedding you weren't invited to. This person wants to be anonymous. Afternoon, anonymous. Happy Monday. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's anonymous. Happy Monday. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's it going?

Good. Good, thanks. Anonymous, tell us whose wedding did you not get an invite to? Yeah, so it was a friend of mine who I'd known for about 15 years. And it was when the invites went out, I thought, yeah, I'll definitely be invited to that. Yeah. Oh, no. And then I got a phone call from her to say, look,

we're going to be keeping it pretty small. It's just going to be family and a very, very small group of friends. Yeah. So I thought, you know, I thought I would have made that cut, but I wasn't too cut up. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. So what do you put it down to, Anonymous? What had you done? Is there something that you had done that put you on the outer but your flatmates were included?

Did you ever get to the bottom of why you weren't invited to your friend of 15 years' wedding? I think basically, so she's one of these people that she just got a bit too cool for school. Yeah. And I decided that I wasn't one of the cool kids. Yeah, right. Oh, I think we've dropped him.

Oh, is he gone? I think we lost him. That's okay. Oh, well, he's better off. He's better off not to get an invite anyway. I mean, awkward when the two other flatmates come home. They're going to come home from the wedding, like, pissed as, and go, oh, you should have been there, man.

So good. Lynn, whose wedding did you think you were going to be invited to, but you weren't? Hi there. I was invited to the wedding think you were going to be invited to, but you weren't? Hi there. I was invited to the wedding, but not invited to the hen stew, having been part of the family for over 20 years. Yeah. And my sister-in-law had everybody going to the hen stew,

from ancient aunties, girlfriends, of cousins who had only been going out for two or three weeks. What do you think? It was just every female person you can imagine. And they all packed up and left a family picnic that we're all at. To go to the hen's party. Awkward. What do you put that down to, Lynn?

Do you think they thought maybe you were a loosey-goosey and you'd get too pissed at the hen's party? No, no. I wonder if there's a bit of jealousy, actually. But anyway, who knows? The most awkward bit after that, though, was the wedding itself. My husband was the best man. Yeah.

And our kids were on the front table, and there was no place for me, and I had to do like a walk-in game on the back of the wedding. Lynn! No, Lynn! Lynn, the shade, the disrespect. Oh, that's such a dog act. Do you say anything in that situation?

Because you would feel like crap. Do you say anything, or do you just pack it away and not deal with it? No, I did not. I was really upset, to be fair. I went and cried in the toilet. But I found her a hip. Oh, Lynn, you poor thing. No, it's not your wedding.

It's my wedding to make a saying. You know, it's not my day. I just need to pack it up. My husband was serious. I bet it impacted the sort of gift you gave there, Lynn. She went back to the wishing well and took her money back. Last one, Sam. Sam, whose wedding did you think you were going to be invited to,

but you weren't? My dad's. Oh! Whoa, Sam! Why did your dad not invite you to his wedding? So mum and dad had a bit of a messy divorce and apparently I asked dad a couple years ago and he said that

he didn't invite me because he thought I'd get a bit of stick from other family members and stuff for going. Oh, that's a cop out, Sam. Yeah, no, it was a bit of crap. So yeah, what happened Saturday morning, he picks me up, was taking me to rugby.

Yeah. And as he dropped me off, he's like, oh, I'm not going to be able to pick you up from rugby today. I'm a bit busy. I've got something to do. Not his wedding. Not his wedding. Yeah.

Sam, how old are you at this stage? 27 in November. No, no, in the story, sorry. Oh, probably year nine, third form. Oh, Sam, you poor thing. Get in the bin, Dad. So, yeah, he's told me he's busy, so I had to organise a ride from rugby.

And then that same evening, it was my best mate's birthday, and we were sitting around and there were a few adults there having like a drink and that and one of the ladies comes up to me and goes, oh Sam,

why weren't you at the wedding today? And I remember I just burst out crying and I was like, oh, never invited. Sam, has your dad,

that's awful and it's not okay and as a dad that really upsets me to hear that. Has your dad made up for it since? Have you guys sorted it out? No, no, not that.

We have never really talked about it. And he also, they've done some renewal of ours in Fiji, and I got tagged in the photos for that. Oh, getting the bad old. Sam, I know what you need to do, Sam. Organise a fake wedding and take pictures, post them all over social media, and if he messages you, say,

it was a fantastic day, Dad. Yeah, wish you were there. You missed out. Wait, no, I don't. Oh, that sucks. That's awful. It's time for a round of Guess That Voice. Where Bree and I go head to head trying to guess who are the celebrities

that Claude has loaded up for us. Hi, Claude. Hello. Hi, Claude. Hi. What's our theme for Guess That Voice this week? Today's theme, these are all actors who have also voiced Disney characters. Ooh, good name.

Okay. I just saw The Rock and Dwayne. No, that is The Rock. That's the same. I was about to say The Rock and Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The Rock and Dwayne. No, that is The Rock. That's the same. I was about to say The Rock and Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The Rock and Kevin Hart have just done a dog movie together. Have they? Yeah, obviously The Rock plays the big dog and Dwayne plays the little dog.

And they're like besties. Yeah, they're besties. I think they're superhero dogs. Cute. Okay, all right. So let's rip into it then, shall we? Yeah, let's go. Here's your first one.

Good luck. I did watch Drive to Survive, which got me into Formula One. Danny. Three. Oh, that's... What's her name? What's her name? Oh, what's her name?

I know what it is. I know what it is. Oh, no. She's in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yes, she is. She's Sarah Marshall, yeah. Oh, I don't have it. I don't have it.

Clint. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Oh, that's it. I don't have it. Clint. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Oh, that's it. Who plays Anna in Frozen. Yes. Oh, is she? Of course.

Yeah, okay. Okay, one to the good guys. You can pick this up, Brie. You'll be good. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Restaurants in Paris are wonderful. At one of the tables, there were two couples and a cat.

Bruh, Clint. Bruh, Clint. I was about to say Brie. It's Robin Williams, aka the genie from Aladdin. Exactly right. Oh, good for you. Even the cat's going, try the mouse, it's fabulous. Icon. Oh, I love him so much. Jeez, I'm in trouble here. Yeah, you got to get this one, Brie. Okay. Okay, here we go. It was being able to read her voice so clearly on that page. It's like a sense of knowing that you're going to fall in love, that somehow you know that you get the person. Brie?

Yes? Idina Menzel? No. This one is a little left field. Yeah, another weird Claude suggestion. Some alternate bloody actor. She's actually been in so many movies, though, like the Disney ones. Another weird Claude suggestion. Some alternate bloody actor. She's actually been in so many movies, though, like the Disney ones. She's probably better known for her role in Grey's Anatomy.

Oh, Claude. You and the Grey's Anatomy again. Are you obsessed with Grey's Anatomy? You and Grey's Anatomy again. This woman is amazing and you need to know who she is. But we don't know who she is, I think. I vote we pass. Okay, we pass.

That was Sandra Oh. Christina from Grey's Anatomy. She's in the new Turning Red film. She's incredible. I'll teach you about her. Can I hear it again? Yeah. It was being able to read her voice so clearly on that page.

It's like a sense of knowing that you're going to fall in love. That somehow you know that you get the person. Is she killing Eve? Yes. Yeah, right. She's incredible. She is incredible. You're right. And I'll teach you get the person. Is she killing Eve? Yes. She's incredible. She is incredible. You're right.

And I'll teach you more about her. You need to know her, okay? All right, back to it. Brie, you still need to get this one. We're two for Clint, none for Brie. Here we go. Billy Crystal came up with the idea of putting the both of us in a booth at the same time because we've been doing it separately

and when we came together together the energy took off. I know who that is. I don't know his name. That's Fred Flintstone, eh? Yeah. Yeah, who is it? Really big guy. He's in Monsters Inc. He's in Jungle Book. Oh, um... Clint. Clint.

Joe Pesci. No. Oh! Is it something Goodman? It is. What's his first name? Is it Clint? No. Bree? Is it something Goodman? It is. What's his first name? Oh, Clint. Is it Clint? No, wait.

Oh, it's still going. Go, Bree, go. Oh, is it? It's not Joe Goodman. Why is it Joe in my brain? It's so close. So close. Three, two, one.

John Goodman. No, it. John Goodman. No, it's John Goodman. Billy Crystal came up with the idea of putting the both of us in a booth at the same time because we've been doing it separately and when we came together, the energy took off. He's iconic. All I can hear is yabba-dabba-doo. That was good. Yabba-dabba dabba loos for me.

Hey, good game, Bree. Good game. Yeah, great game, Clint. You had a good game at least. I'm stressed. Bree and Clint. We're going to debate the pros and cons of communicating via voice memo because I saw a list today that tried to put these together.

Where do you stand on instead of typing out a DM, Bree, hitting that little microphone button and sending a little voice message? Are you yay or are you nay? Look, I think it has its place. I don't mind it, but I've found, because I do do this from time to time, but I've found it makes it really hard and awkward if you've been communicating over voice memo and then you're in a public place and you have to reply or listen to it?

Yes, yes. They're definitely in private checks, aren't they? Whereas I can read a DM from you anywhere, but to listen to your Facebook, because you might say something inappropriate or private or even just out of context and the person's like, who is that and what are they talking about? I'm going to read you this list of pros and the person's like, who is that? And what are they talking about?

Yeah. I'm going to read you this list of pros and cons and see if you agree, okay? Okay. So this is specifically communicating over voice memo in the DMs, okay? Pro, they're really easy to send, right? There's nothing easier than hitting that little microphone

and just going for it, yeah? It's less work, that's for sure. Con, they're annoying to listen to. and just going for it. Yeah? It's less work. That's for sure. Con. They're annoying to listen to. So easy to send, but the receiver is often the person's like, oh, voice memo. Pro.

They can add a bit of spice to your conversation, you know? Take it off the page, give some inflection and give what a lot of conversations are missing, context, you know? Yeah. Because you can hear, you know, a person's emotion when it's their voice, which you can't get in text. Yes, because okay, all good written down could be very different on a voice memo to okay, all good, you know?

Exactly. Con, not everybody's good at voice memos, you know? And Claude talked about this before with the people who come through and they're like, hey, just thought I'd send you a message. Hang on a second. I'm just getting in the car. I've just got a couple of things to – oh, no, no, no. I'm just sending a voice memo to Bree.

You don't need to put all that shit in there, do you? Nope. Cut to the chase. Yep, and then you know what I find when I'm doing voice memos, I panic and I forget what I'm going to say. And then I end up panicking and then it sends. And then I'm like, oh, sorry, I wasn't meant to send that one. Here's the next one. Oh, crap. Now I've forgotten what I was going to say. And then it's just a mess. Which is unfortunate for someone who talks for a job, isn't it? Isn't it? Pro, they're better than being stuck on a phone call with somebody.

So you can have a phone call type conversation, but you have an out, you know? You don't have to get stuck in small talk. There's no small talk with a voice memo. Yep, I agree. And Con, we've covered this, they're awkward to listen to around other people. So can we just now,

can we just come up with a little bit of etiquette for the voice memos? Because I feel like we're on board, but there's a but, there's some criteria. What do you think the longest a voice memo message to somebody should be? One minute. I was going to say 45 seconds.

Okay, 45 to a minute. 45 to a minute. Okay, yeah, we agree with that. We make the rules, by the way. These don't get challenged. These are final. Should you have to disclose at the start of a voice memo whether the contents of that voice memo are not safe

to be listened to around other people? Oh, jeez. Because if it opens with, oh, my God, my hemorrhoids are really flaring up at the moment, I feel like that needs a little bit of context. Yeah, I think so. I think that's a good idea. Okay, a little warning.

And if you send me a voice memo and I reply with a text and then you send me a voice memo and I reply with a text, is it okay for you to keep replying with voice memos or is that a clear sign that we should be switching

to text in this conversation? Just text me back. Clearly, I don't want to do a voice memo. Just bloody text. Yeah. And finally, where are we at with voicemail? That's a big no, right?

Don't leave me a voicemail. Wow. I think I just travelled back to 2005. There's a lot of places that are a great idea for a first date venue. And then there's a lot of places that aren't. This next story is mind-boggling to me, but a girl has spoken out on social media about how she had one of the weirdest first dates ever, Clint,

because she was talking to this dude and he was a bit strange and acting a bit weird and it was the venue that he took her to for the first date that I think sealed the fate of the relationship. Right. So I've got a clip of her here talking about it. And at the end, she will say where he took her on a first date. So we go to dinner and, like, dinner was fine.

Like, it was a nice restaurant. But he just started trauma dumping on me, like literally telling his entire life story, like the family drama baby mama drama at that after even dinner i was like i'm never gonna date this man come to find out that his birthday was at midnight but his friends were out already and he wanted to meet up with them so we go and he takes me to a strip club and i have nothing against strip clubs like i've been to them before but it's just kind of like weird for like a first date like that's just not appropriate bad room read bro why would you take her there on a first date now i will i have not okay i need to

start this sentence carefully um i have never taken any date to a strip club, but I reckon that there are dates that, and probably first dates, which if it ended up at a strip club, it could be quite a fun date. Do you think that's a fair thing to say, Bree? You're saying first dates that end up, come on now, Clint. No first date that ends up at a strip club

is going to end well. I think some first dates that end up at a strip club might end up really well, but it needs to be like an organic, mutually agreed decision. It can't be part of your plan to go, alright, well I'm going to take her to dinner and then we're going to go for a drink and then we'll hit strip club.

You can't plan it. You need to go on this wild, like crazy night together and then you go for drinks here and then you go for drinks here. Go to the casino! Go put a few bets on. Don't go to the strip club. I told you about my mate, my flatmate, who took a first date to Denny's on his birthday, eh?

Oh, no. So what? So he didn't have to pay for his own meal? Is that why? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so cheap. That's so cheap. But he paid for her meal, but he got his meal for free.

Yeah, well, he saved it. He saved it then. I went on a first date once, curtain shopping, and it was surprisingly not the worst date I've ever been on. It was the weirdest, but not the worst. Were you hoping to find out whether they matched the carpet? Yeah, well, I mean, it was a metaphor and you picked up on it. Nice work, mate.

Nice work. Shall we put together the list of worst first date venues that you could go to? Yes, I want to hear from people because I reckon there'd be some shockers. Where has someone taken you on a first date where you just thought, God, this is a bad venue for a first date? Yeah, and you might not have thought about how bad it was for a date until you were in there. And you're like, actually, this is awful. Or maybe you knew from the very start and you're like, this date is going to be awful,

but you went through with it anyway. Who knows? What's the worst place you were taken for a first date? Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. That's right.

Everybody who plays birthday banger with us today is in the running for a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. That voucher will go to the winning songbree. That is correct. This is where we take your birthdays and figure out what was number one on your 16th. Let's kick it off with Danny. G'day, mate.

Hey, g'day. How's it going? Good. How are you, Danny? How was your weekend? Not too bad. Just a quiet one. Oh, good to hear, Danny.

What's your birthday, mate? 25th of February, 1991. All right. That means you were 16 in 2007. And on the 25th of Feb in 2007, this would have been top of the charts. Fall Out Boy. This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race. Do you rate it, Danny? Do you like Fall Out Boy. This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race. Do you rate it, Danny?

Do you like Fall Out Boy? Not really, but yeah. You didn't have skinny jeans and a bit of a fringe in the 2000s? Yeah, I'll have to live with that one. Yeah, right. Okay, no worries. Fair enough, Danny, fair enough. I came in hot.

I'm a big Fall Out Boy fan. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. How Fair enough, Daddy. Fair enough. I came in hot. I'm a big For That Boy fan. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. How are you, mate? How was your weekend out of 10? Not bad.

Not bad at all. Went to some nephew's birthday parties. I'm feeling a bit Juliette-like after hearing this previous banger, though. I was sort of century when that came out, not 16. Oh, that's all right, Sarah. We like them all here on Birthday Banger. I love it. Yeah.

Let's do yours. What's your birthday? 11 October, 82. Oh, you are so not geriatric, Sarah. Definitely not. You were 16 in 1998. And Sarah, here is your non-geatric birthday banger. Bare Naked Ladies, does that sum you up well, Sarah?

Not right at this moment. What about the song? Yeah, there's a few memories with some baggage attached to those memories. Okay, all right. Really? Sounds like we shouldn't dig too deep. We'll do one more birthday banger for Tanya. Kia ora, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Happy birthday. I heard it's your birthday today. It is. Thank you so much. And if Sarah thinks she's got an issue, she should see how old I am. Well, you're one year older today as well, Tanya.

I know. Stop it. Well, don't rub it in, Clint. Jeez, let's just breeze past that. Tanya, what year were you born, Tanya? In 1972. I guess it goes back that fast. Absolutely it does.

You were 16 in 1988. And for your birthday, here's your birthday banger. Oh, what a banger, Tams. Hey, are you 50 today? I sure am. Big 5-0. Oh, whoa! Yeah.

It's a big one. That's so powerful. It's a big one. It's a milestone birthday, all right. I feel honoured that you've taken time out on your big day to call our show. Oh, I finally got through, too. Yay. Love it. Okay, and it's your birthday.

Wait there. We've got to figure out the winner of this whole thing. We've got a Fall Out Boy song. We've got a Bare Naked Ladies song. We've got a Robert Palmer song. I obviously vote for Fall Out Boy. I really like that song and I love Fall Out Boy so I vote for that. I'm going to throw a vote Tanya's way because it's the big

5-0 for her. Simply irresistible. Alright, we will go to a split vote. Today we will throw the responsibilities to producer Claude. What's the winner, Claude? I was hoping you'd come to me. I feel powerful right now. She does.

This goes to Claude's head, too. Always feels powerful. A lot of things do. I'm going to put it simply. I'm going with Fall Out Boy. There it is. Might be Tarn's birthday, but Danny, you're the winner of Birthday Bagger. Congratulations.

Yeah, thank you very much. You've won a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher as well. Congratulations. Winner, winner, second dinner. Brian Clint, to them. Brian Clint. Bri, I know I bring a lot of lotto content to the show. I know I'm fairly one-dimensional when it comes to this stuff,

but I promise you this is the most interesting lotto win, New Zealand-based lotto win story that I've brought to the show, okay? That's what you say every time, Clint. Every time I read one of these stories, it's always because I'm like, oh, imagine if that was me. Imagine. Can you imagine if that was me? Could have been. Could have been. And every time I do imagine of these stories. It's always because I'm like, oh, imagine if that was me. Imagine. Can you imagine if that was me? Could have been. Could have been.

And every time I do imagine it was me. This is interesting, though. The winners of the $24 million Powerball Prize that went here in New Zealand last week, they've come forward and they've claimed their prize. The winners of the $24 million prize... A syndicate of exactly 24 people. What? What are the chances? You're kidding me.

What are the chances of that? $24 million is going to 24 people. The members in the syndicate put in $2 each per draw. That's how they do it. They play lucky dips and they only pick up the tickets when the jackpot is over $10 million. The buzzy thing about this too is on Wednesday, it was only the fifth time this year

that this lotto syndicate had decided, yeah, this is big enough. We're going to go and buy a ticket using our syndicate money and those 24 people are taking home $1 million each. Wow. You know what I just think? I just had this thought where I don't think I'm a

syndicate person. I just don't think I'd ever want to get into a syndicate where we all go in for a lotto prize and then if it goes big and then you have to share it like one of those people could have had 24 million well this is the thing brie one of those people had to buy the ticket one of those people had to check the ticket and that one that one person had to be really honest and share it with the other 23 people in the syndicate because $24 million, you could disappear.

You could escape to Columbia or to Bora Bora or to wherever you wanted and never come back. Yeah, how good is that? It's quite a beautiful story though. They said there are a range of people within the group, different ages. Some of it is going to help them buy their first homes. Some of them, it's going to get them to their retirement

a little bit earlier. I mean, I'm happy for them. Am I jealous? Yes. But am I happy for them? Yes. Yeah. I believe you wholeheartedly. Yep. Clint, obviously with the Elvis movie coming out this year, everyone is talking everything Elvis. And I saw this story, which was talking about how many jets, private jets, do you think the king of rock and roll owned? That's a good question because he was in the 70s, so I don't imagine, well, 50s, 60s, and 70s, right? Did he come out late?

Yeah. Was he late 50s? No. Yeah, it's a good question. It's 60s era and 70s anyway. Like, was having your own private jet that much of a thing back then? I'd say he had two. Well, you'd be close.

He actually had three private jets in his time. Why do you need more than one? Oh, you mean over his lifetime. I thought you meant all at once. Because I went, hang on, why would you need more than one private jet? No, I think he had three all at once because I went, hang on, why would you need more than one private jet? No, I think he had three all at once. Wow. And they were named the Lisa Marie, which is a very famous private jet of his.

He had the Hound Dog 2, which are both on display at the Graceland Museum in Memphis, Tennessee. Yeah. But he also had another private jet called the Jetstar. No BS. He had a jet called Jetstar? Yeah, apparently so. Was it a bright orange?

It was actually red. It was a red color, and the actual jet itself was a 1962 Lockheed Jetstar L1329, whatever that means. I know. Yeah, it was my favorite Lockheed. Yeah L1329, whatever that means. I know. It's my favorite Lockheed. I knew it was. He purchased the jet in 1976, which was just one year before he died, and that jet is currently up for auction to buy. Wow.

You know you and I have talked about this jet before, eh? Years ago. Years ago. Yeah, we have too, haven't we? Someone said it was sitting redundant on a tarmac somewhere, kind of just going to waste. And I don't know if anybody bought it, then COVID happened. I don't imagine you can fly this jet home. But what's the details? What are we looking at to buy Elvis's jet, Brie? Yeah, so here's the details on it. It was privately owned for 35 years, but in 2017 it sold for about $700,000. Right.

Which it was expected to go for more, but the guy who bought it in 2017, who was a massive fan, is looking to sell it again. And this is the details of what the jet is like in the current condition of the jet. So apparently the cockpit needs a lot of work. There's a lot of bits and pieces that are no longer in there. It's got no steering wheel. It also, it's got pretty much doesn't have a steering wheel.

I believe the engines have been taken out. So it has no engines. Those seem fairly key at this stage. It's a glider with no steering wheel. I believe the engines have been taken out, so it has no engines. Those seem fairly key. At this stage, it's a glider with no steering wheel. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. You can comfortably seat eight passengers though, and it features red velvet interiors with wood panelling and shag carpet in the main cabin. I've seen the interior of this jet. It's full porno. It's what you imagine Elvis's jet would look like inside. So it's worth it on that. Yeah, like if you were starting up like a porno business,

it would be great to shoot porno films on. Bang plane. Right, well, I'm not looking to shoot any pornos. Yeah, well, I mean, snakes on a plane would be called something very different, wouldn't it? Okay, we've got a price tag for Elvis' plane. Well, currently there is no bids, so you probably can get it for a pretty sweet deal at the moment.

You just won't be able to get it home because it can't fly and, you know, there's about a million to $2 million worth of work to get it to be able to fly. You need to take your other jet, which has a tow bar, to get it home. But if you're into that sort of thing, this could be the jet for you. There you go. That is signature Breein Clint aviation news, if ever I heard it. Breein Clint.

Hey, that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you very much for joining us. There's another episode of Celebrity Treasure Island out tonight. Tonight, Clint, they reveal what's in the monolith. Right. Apparently, yeah. And let me just say, as I've said on the show,

it's the biggest twist in Celebrity Treasure Island history. Well, if you watch it and text us the keyword, you can score yourself that $2,000 island escape. Another one. This will be the fourth island escape we've given away so Well, if you watch it and text us the keyword, you can score yourself that $2,000 Island Escape. Another one. This will be the fourth Island Escape we've given away so far. So that's huge.

And who doesn't want to win a holiday like that at the moment? Clint, apparently these Island Escapes we're giving away, you actually go and stay on the island where the celebrities were in the little huts, and that's where you live for a week. That's what we're giving away. Are we missing a word? It's a treasure island escape. Exactly., and that's where you live for a week. That's what we're giving away. Are we missing a word? It's a treasure island escape. Exactly. I've seen those huts and the food.

What does the $2,000 go towards? Getting you there. Insect repellent. Yeah, exactly. 7.30, TVNZ2. Do not miss it. You can catch up on demand as well, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brianne Clint show

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