ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd October 2023

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Tuesday, which is devastating because when I got to work today I thought it was a Wednesday. Oh no. One of those. I am devastated about that because I, for the first time, and guys, hold for the applause again because I already made you give me an applause yesterday. For the first time in two years,

I went back to the gym yesterday. And... Wait, wait, wait, hold the applause. And I went back today. Now, yep, applause. Thank you. Outstanding ovation. Thank you, guys.

No, sit down. No, sit. Okay, stand up. Stand up. Thank you. Now some real chat. Release the doves. Claudia, release the doves.

Fireworks? No fireworks? Ella, Ella, 12 guns to lose. Guys, real chat. Yeah. Don't think it's for me. The gym. We just did that whole thing.

Yeah, no, that's why I did it because I don't know how long it's going to last. Yeah, right. I just, I don't think I was meant to move my body that much. Ella, shoot the doves. Shoot the doves. No, don't shoot the doves. Let them go. No, just let them go.

They'll fend for themselves. I'm just so sore. Like, I can't even sit on the toilet. I'm hobbling to and from my car from work. People around the office are like, what did you do to yourself? I'm like, I exercised. Yeah, I tried to help myself. It's so bad.

Bree was sitting in the corner of the studio before we went on air before and I heard the crinkling of this packet and I said to her, because I know you've been to the gym twice, and I said to her, are you having a protein bar, are you? Tell the people what you're unwrapping. And I said, if a protein bar is a tampon.

And then Clint got all awkward and he goes, oh, close it off. Whatever it takes, whatever gets you the gains. Mate, that's how committed I am. Anyway, I just want to say I feel for anyone out there who has left it too late for summer and has

gone back to the gym recently, I feel you because it is painful. Chuck in the towel. Let's do Tradie vs. Lady. There's 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs and it's available right now for a tradie and or a lady. Give us a call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on next. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. The Tradies on a roll here in Tradie versus Lady. We've been keeping score all year and they're on 82 wins. The Ladies still keeping that lead, but not by much. 89 wins to the Ladies. Let's go live to our Lady first in Taranaki. She is 30 years old and the only reason she's playing today is because her work colleague forced her to call. Welcome to the show, Nikki.

G'day, Nikki. What's your colleague's name? Jared. Has he played before? He's played and won before. Right. That's why he wants you to call. He just wants you to be a part of it.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, we're happy that you to be a part of it. Yeah, absolutely. Well, we're happy that you're here, even if it's against your will. You're going up against our tradies today from Waimati. They're 34 years old and they're currently driving down the country. Welcome to the show, Sean. G'day, Sean. How are you? Why are you driving down the country?

Yeah, just transporting everything that we need to for it. Oh, yeah, nice. What do you do for work? I work for Headswood Propagators. We transport nursery stuff and fowls and daltons, bloody potting mix and whatnot. Jeez. Garden stuff.

I couldn't do that job. I'd kill all the plants. Just by looking at them. Yeah, exactly. Sean, your buzzer is tradie. Nicky, your buzzer is lady. The first one of you two to get three correct answers walks away with 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC.

Here we go, guys. Ready on those buzzers. Question number one. Which animal does prosciutto come from? Who? Prosciutto. The food. The cured meat

Yeah Lady Yes, Nicky Sorry, I'll pass Pig Yeah, it was pig, yeah Nice It's a ham product

It was a pig Sean, you should have just said an animal Just chuck one out Any animal Question number two Guys, here's my tip If you don't know, you may as well have a guess. Yeah.

Yeah. Question number two. It's only 83 days till Christmas. What's another name for Santa Claus? Lady. Yes, Nicky. Saint Nick. Saint Nick.

We will accept. Nice work. I also heard Sean under his breath go, cross, cross, crinkle. Sean, you've got to buzz in. I don't know what you were... Were you giving Nikki the answer? Sean's like, well, I just thought I'd help her out.

I was going to say Chris Kringle. Sean, you need this one to stay in it. So buzz in if you think you know. Question number three. Who sings this song? Lady. No, Nikki's in there. Pink. She's got it. Lady. No, Nikki's in there. Pink.

She's got it. She's a lady. Sean's like, what was I up to? Sean, are you driving alone at the moment? Are you the only one in the truck? I literally just pulled over in the cargo yet. Sean! Because you just got downtrout.

Lucky there's no one there to see you. Sean, call us back tomorrow. You've got a better game than that in you. I believe in you. Nikki, you need to thank your colleague, Jared, because you just got downtrout. Lucky there's no one there to see you. Sean, call us back tomorrow. You've got a better game than that in you. I believe in you. Nikki, you need to thank your colleague, Jared, because you've taken home $50 cash. Shout him a drink. Yeah, sounds good.

Sean's hung up. Sean's like, I've got to go regroup for tomorrow. Well done, Nikki. You're the Tradingverse Lady Champion. Nice work. Thank you. Brian Clint. Give me the song I was talking about.

We're trying to find you the song. Pretty please. Can I have some music? The theme is police, but make it fun. And then she said, nah, make it dramatic. I said, make it panicky. Yeah, make it panicky. But also make it like, you know, you're thinking.

Yeah. Well, I've done my best. You literally gave me 45 seconds. Okay. Are you ready for it? I'm such a chaotic person. And then, so literally three seconds after that, she goes, you know what's bad for ADHD, people?

Online shopping. It's because I'm always searching for a dopamine hit. So I'll see something online, I'll be like, ooh, and I'll buy it. And then usually probably not going to wear it. Turns up and I'm like, ooh, another dopamine hit. Stay on dopamine hit stay on topic okay sorry okay i've done my best for your request are you ready for it yep yeah we'll go with it um we're here now guys i've got've got... The question's good, though. The question's very good.

It's not game showy, like the music is suggesting, but I'm going to put you all in the situation. You are not allowed to criticise the music. You had no league to stand on. Music could have been better. But the question is good. So here it is. Are you ready?

If you had to hide a paperclip somewhere in your house because you'd had a tip-off that the FBI were on the way to your house to look for this paperclip, where do you hide it? Oh, arguably the music is perfect. You don't know how long you've got, but you know they're coming. And they're going to be searching your house top to bottom for that paperclip. Where are you hiding it? Okay, I know.

Do you think you know? Yeah, I know, yeah. I'm going to unscrew the light fitting. That's the first place they'll look. I'm going to drop it down inside the drywall so it falls to the bottom. What? And then, because there's a cavity inside your wall, drop it down inside there. And then I'll screw the light fitting back in.

Wait, what? The light fitting on the roof? No, sorry, the light switch. Oh, right. I was very confused. Yeah. Wait, good. That's what I want you to be.

That's what I want you to be. If I'm going to get away with this paperclip murder, I need very confused. Yeah. Wait, good. That's what I want you to be. That's what I want you to be. If I'm going to get away with this paperclip murder, I need you to be confused. Well, the paperclip is the murder weapon. Yeah. Okay, that is your answer. Claudia, where are you hiding the paperclip?

I'm going to bend it, straighten it out, and then turn it into a little circle, and then I'm going to attach it to the back of a picture frame and use it to hang a picture on the wall. Oh, shit, Claudia, that's good. What? Gosh. That's good. Okay, well, are you going to ask me?

Yeah, come on, Ella. Yeah, of course I'm going to ask you. Okay, good. Where are you hiding it? I'm going to put it behind my blinds at the top on the right corner. Why the right corner? They'd only look on the left. Yeah.

What about as soon as they pull that little ripcord on the side, it falls out? No, no, no, because it's literally behind the drilled bits, so the bits that you can't ever see. Okay, behind the blind fittings. Yes. That's not bad. Right.

Says you. I think I couldn't make a decision I had too many places where I would hide it You're not going to zap your bum are you? That was my first thought I think I would hide it I'd do the same as Claudia

I'd unravel it So it's like just one full long piece And then I would tuck it Up underneath the lip of the toilet bowl. Oh. Oh. So where the water comes out of the toilet? Yes. So I was going to say, if the police officer needs to take a wee

and he lifts the toilet seat. No, not the toilet seat. Not that, but underneath the rim of the bowl. The rim of the bowl. Are you worried the water flow is going to wash your paperclip out? That's where the water comes down from. Yeah, but I mean, how many times are they going to use the toilet if they're searching it?

Oh, so it only has to be safe for the one visit? Yes. Doesn't have to be safe forever. It's just while you're under suspicion, they come in, they search, they don't find it, you're free to go. You know who I'd love to call up and give an answer for this question? Who? A police officer. Yeah. A detective.

Someone who does this for a living. They probably don't want to give it away though. No, I know, but we can keep them anonymous. People are already texting through their answers and you knew what we were going to ask you. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You get a call

that the FBI, the police, they're on their way to your house to search your house top to bottom for a paperclip. Where are you hiding the paperclip? Bree and Clint. Welcome to a new segment that I'm calling If You Stay Ready, You Don't Need To Get Ready. Because here's the question.

You've had a tip-off that the FBI, the police, they're all on their way to the house, your house, and they're looking for a paperclip. They're about to search the place. You have the paperclip. Where are you hiding said paperclip? Because you're guilty. It has to be somewhere on the property in your house.

Where are you hiding it? We're going to pick your location apart this afternoon. We're going to pick the best one. Yeah. The best answer. Let's go to Casey. Casey, you avoided jail time before? No, I haven't, but I think I would this time.

Okay. Excellent, Casey. That's what we need. That's what we want. Where are you stashing the paperclip? So what I would do is I'd unravel it into a straight line. I'd go into the middle of the lounge, into the middle of the carpet, and I'd feed it through into the carpet so you wouldn't be able to see it.

Oh, it's pretty good. So you'd jam it into the underlay. And I would feed it in as you went if you were sewing. Not bad. It's pretty good. What if they had a metal detector? Yeah, I was going to say metal detector. Well, if they did, I'd be probably out of luck,

but we didn't say that they had one. That is true. That is true. You've got a point. And when would the FBI get a metal detector anyway? But, Casey, you know the FBI, they don't tell you everything before they come over to search the place, you know?

So you need to be ready. Thanks, Casey. Let's go to Jaden, who's standing by to commit a crime with us. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. How are you? Good, mate. Hi, Jaden. How are we? Good, mate. We need your help.

Where are you putting the paperclip? I am grabbing a bunch of bananas, going into the middle of the bunch. They're sort of brownish bananas and straightening the paperclip and putting it straight into the banana. No one wants to touch a gross, overripe banana. I think Jaden's on to something here. No one wants to touch the brown bananas. What happens if after the FBI leave

and you want to have a smoothie or something and you chuck the bananas in the Nutribullet with a paperclip on it? Oh, it's bloody strawberry gate all over again. Yeah. Then the evidence is gone forever. He has thought it through. Thank you, Jayden.

Thank you, Jayden. We need to go through some of these texts because some of them are just phenomenal and i think we have some criminals because they're just too good the answers someone said i'd remove one of the horizontal bits in the toaster that heat up the toast and then i'd replace it with the paper clip unfolded well i mean how do you even think of that? I feel like your toast is at risk of short-circuiting and exploding, but yeah. The FBI surely aren't going to turn the toaster on, are they?

Someone said I would stab it inside the block of butter. Oh, then you just have to smooth down the other end. You know what you could do? Melt the butter, pour half of the butter back into the container, put the paperclip in on the reset butter, and then pour the rest of the butter back on top of that. That's crazy because someone texted her and said, I'd melt a candle, save the wax, fill up the other half,

place the paperclip inside and top up the rest of the candle with the wax. My name is Phoebe. Phoebe? Don't give away your name. Phoebe, I think you're onto something. Someone else said I'd straighten it out and I'd put it under my space bar in the keyboard. That's good. This is probably one of my favourites

and I think I've seen two people text this in, but I'm not going to take away from how good it is. I'd unravel the paperclip and I'd put it into my bra where the underwire is. The FBI are never going to search your bosom. That is genius. Although, are they? I feel like that's the first place that ladies hide things.

Yeah, but they're not going to look, what, in the underwire part of your bra. Can I say, a lot of people are suggesting unravelling the paperclip. I'm not sure if that's the way to go, because then you lose plausible deniability that it's the paperclip. Whereas if they just find a paperclip, you can go, oh, that's just any old paperclip. You know? Whereas if you've unraveled it, they go,

why did you unravel this paperclip? It's a special paperclip. Special paperclip, okay. One more text before we go to our last caller, Jason. I'd replace the wire on my dog's ID tag with the paperclip. People are good. Jason wants to round it out. Jason, they're on their way, the FBI. You have the paper clip. People are good. Jason wants to round it out. Jason, they're on their way, the FBI.

You have the paper clip. Where are you hiding it so you never get caught? I don't know why everybody's overthinking this. Go straight to the fridge, get a Heineken, swallow it, and then drink it down with a Heineken. Done. Does it have to be a Heineken? Yes. Because it's to be a hiney?

Yes. Because it's going to come out your hiney later. So you want to hide the paperclip inside yourself, Jason? Absolutely. I mean, you've got... Jason, open that with, I don't know why you're overthinking it. You eat it. You swallow that. This is what you do.

Jason, I just want to ask, have you tested this before? Have you had any? Yeah. 100%. The Heineken he has. Okay. So it's 50% tested. How much evidence is hiding inside you right now, Jason?

You don't want to know. No, right. He's a veritable safe. He's a human locker. Jason's like, if they actually found all the evidence That is inside me I'd get 25 years Jason jingles when he walks

Thanks Jase, good to hear from you Thanks Jase, appreciate it Someone else takes through Keep fighting the good fight They said I'd just put it in a jar With a bunch of other paper clips See, hide it in plain sight I mean we're overthinking it

What if you used it to just like clip some paper together and then put it in your office? Use it as an actual paper clip? Use it as it was intended, yeah. I mean, that would really throw off the FBI, wouldn't it? No police called through

with tips for us. Can I just say, rude? As I said, they don't want to give away their secrets. Yeah, we would have helped you guys. Brian Clint.

Did you know you can vote now? Yeah, yesterday was the first day. Yeah. Yeah, early voters. It's the antidote to anyone who's sick of the election coverage, sick of the debates. God, me. Sick of the signs on the side of the road.

Did you know that people don't get paid to have those signs on their fences? Yeah, I know. Which doesn't make sense to me when someone has like five different parties on their fence if they have a big fence. I haven't seen private properties that have, I've seen them in like parks and stuff where there's a million of them. No, out my way going through Evandale and stuff, there's like. I messaged a friend of mine that works at a sign writing company asking her and I asked

her how much would it cost to get a sign of me made just to put my own up. Oh, yeah. And then I also Googled, would I get in trouble from the police? Yeah, yeah. And I don't think I would. And how much? Not too much. Like?

Like maybe a hundred. Oh, yeah. Is that worth it? But just one sign. Yeah. You know, I'd have to get more to make. You're not going to garner many votes that way. No one's going to vote for me if I've just got one measly sign.

Well, I said to you that there is bad news for voters, and someone's texted and they said, is it that we don't get stickers this year? Because I am furious. And I can confirm you that is the bad news. No stickers this year. They've taken away the stickers. Sorry to come in here with probably a stupid question.

What stickers? You know the little sticker that says, I voted today that everyone wears on voting day? Claudia, you know the sticker, don't you? Yeah, it's the only reason I go. No, it's not. I'm just kidding. It's the most fun part of voting.

Yeah, absolutely. It's the bit that makes everybody feel like they've done something together. Yeah. I'd rather a lollipop or a chocolate or something. You've got to go to the doctor for that. Yeah. You don't get a lollipop, a chocolate or a. You've got to go to the doctor for that. You don't get a lollipop, a chocolate or a sticker. I know.

I know. Honestly. I just think they've taken away one of the last little joys. Absolutely. It's a little thing. But good for the environment. Yeah. Yeah.

Except for all those plastic signs that are blowing across the motorway. The Electoral Commission posted this. They said, Kia ora. We will no longer be providing stickers at elections. However, you can use the digital ones in the Giphy store if you search Vote NZ. I don't want to put a dumb Instagram story up

with your dumb Giphy on it. I want to post a self-righteous Instagram photo of me virtue signalling that I did some voting with my little sticker. You know, that's what I want to do on election day. Is it BYO sticker now? You need to find a sticker from... Three years ago. Wait, wait, wait.

It's the only reason. I'm angry that you're not triggered, by the way. I'm angry at you. I'm actually not triggered whatsoever. I'm actually... I don't... Am I missing something? It's fun.

It's just fun. You go, you do the hard yards. You get your sticker. And then you get a little sticker. Can you eat the sticker? I'm messaging people right now and saying there's no stickers. I'm gobsmacked. So here's the real scandal. Yeah.

Former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern voted early because she's in New York City. So she voted last week. And she posted on her Instagram, she got two stickers. She got two of the I voted stickers. And people are going, why does Jacinda get them? Probably because she used to be the prime minister of the country. But why did she get two? What is the answer?

The answer is that some overseas voting officers have old stock left over. They've still got some stickers left over. They reckon the stickers Jacinda got are from the 2017 election. Yeah, so do we have any old stock left over. They've still got some stickers left over. They reckon the stickers Jacinda got are from the 2017 election. Yeah, so do we have any old stock of stickers? Where's our frigging stickers? Where's our frigging stickers? Is what I'm asking. Make your own.

You've ruined my afternoon. Let's make our own. Honestly, am I missing something? It's fun. You guys are all the people. Oh, now I know. Have some fun, Bree. You guys are all the people that have those My Family stickers on their cars. Bree and Clint.

Let's talk about gross things your partner does because it's fun and they're not here to defend themselves. Yeah. You don't have a microphone. Exactly. Lucy. There's a story that's come out where a woman is asking for advice because she said she's been dating her boyfriend for about three years, so a fair while.

And she said all these lovely things about him. She said he is pretty much perfect. He's handsome, he's thoughtful, he's intelligent, he's clean, smells nice, but there's one thing that he does or doesn't do, rather, that she just can't get over. Is it trim nose hairs? Because I'm guilty of that, too. No. Okay.

This guy, apparently, according to her, doesn't wash his hair with shampoo and or conditioner ever. Ever? He rinses it with water but does not wash it. How can he be handsome and clean if he never washes his hair? This is what she says. She goes, I can't get past it. She goes, my favourite times are where he has to go to the hairdresser to get a haircut.

Because they wash it. And they wash his hair and she goes, it just feels so different. It feels so nice and I just don't know how to tell him that he needs to wash his hair. She should just lure him into the shower with the promise of having a shower together and he'll be like,

lucky day. And then you go in there. I'll do yours and then you do mine. And then you just stick it in and just start leathering him up. What? In his hair. Oh, right. Shit, that came out really bad. Sorry.

We do. Pardon you. I have heard people say that if you don't wash it for long enough, it starts cleaning itself. Have you heard that? I just don't think that's true. And people with dreadlocks in the 2000s always said that they would just go for a swim in the ocean and that's how they clean. I had a friend who had the most incredible hair.

Like it was bright red. Yeah. Just beautiful mane of hair. And she never used to wash her hair. Really? Oh, it was such a beautiful head of hair. I wash my hair every day. Oh, that's not good for you either.

My hair's fine. Yeah, but they say you need the natural oils. Yeah, but I also need to get the product out. Why are you – oh, yeah, right. I didn't think about that. Because if you put product in your hair, you've got a gunky, bloody – Yeah, that's so true. Let's talk about gross things your partner does.

And I was trying to think about something gross that my partner does and there's not a single one. My partner's perfect. Not gross at all. And I had the realisation I am the gross one. You're the gross one. I am the gross. You're the designated Josie Grossie.

I'm the designated gross one in the relationship and I'll put my hand up and throw myself under the bus. I think I'm, yeah. My wife would say the same. She would say that I'm the gross one. Yeah, look. And she'd go, oh, where should I start? I wish I could say I was shocked that you're the gross one.

He doesn't shower before he comes to bed. Yeah, we'll see. You know what I was doing the other day? My partner just looks at me and goes, you're pretty gross. I was. Oh, because you pick your toenails off with your hands, eh? No, I don't. I do not.

But it actually is nail related. But I had shellac on and I decided that I'd park up in front of the TV and I kind of made a little like pool with my shirt, kind of like a little carrier. And then I was picking off the shellac and putting it into the little part of my shirt and then I carried the shirt over to the bin and then put it in the bin.

She was like, you're disgusting. Yeah. Grooming. You were grooming yourself on the couch. Yeah, I was like, fair enough. Like a monkey. Yeah. Or a dog.

Yeah. I thought we could put it out there. Oh, 800 dialsALS-ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. Does your partner... You love them. They're great.

Let's just say you love them. They are perfect. They're a 9.9 out of 10. Apart from this one gross thing that they do. Or maybe it's multiple. Let's talk to another anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello, how are you?

Good, thanks. Tell us, Dob the Men, what is the gross thing your partner does? So we've been together for six years, and his bad habit is clearing his throat. Okay, and can you give us an example? Like every 10 minutes, five, 10 minutes, he's clearing his throat. How? How does it sound?

Like, oh, I cannot do it. Like the whole, you know, bring him phlegm up. You try. Is it sort of like... I can't do it. No, I can't do it. Is it sort of like... No, no, like a proper...

Is it more like... Yeah, that's the one. Oh, yuck. Nah, yuck. That was a fake one because I didn't do it, but if I had phlegm, it would be bad. Where does he spit it when it comes up? That's the problem.

He doesn't. So why is he doing it then? So he hoiks it up and then he... I know. I tell him off all the time. But other than that, Anonymous, is he perfect? Nah, he's pretty good. There you go.

Yeah. Nah, I reckon it's time to trade him in for a new one. I'm not putting up with that. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Let's read out some of these texts. Some of them are pretty gross. Someone said,

My partner will feed the cat using her hands and then not wash them and she will serve food, like make burgers or whatever. Man, I hope that's dry cat food and not wet cat food. It doesn't matter for me. It doesn't matter if they're putting their hand in and grabbing a fistful of wet cat food. It's more, well, it's that, but also the bacteria from a cat's mouth

and then if you're touching your food. You made me eat cat food, won't. It's not the cat food. Oh, it's the cat. It's the cat. Yeah, like if my dogs lick my hands, all I can think about is washing my hands until, you know, until I wash my hands. That's all I can think about is washing my hands.

Let's go to Brittany. I know $800 at him. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hello. Brittany, what's the gross thing your partner does? You love them. Let's just put that up front.

You love them, but there's something gross that they do. I love them, but he puts tomato sauce on mac and cheese. Not a little bit, like a lot. Oh, no, dump him immediately. Immediately, Brittany. Yeah, the first time I met him, I met his parents, was the first time he'd done that. And, yeah, I just didn't have him watch it.

I feel like I'm going to watch a documentary in a couple of years where it'll be like Brittany thought she knew the person that was sleeping next to her. Weirdly common I think, the tomato on mac and cheese. Oh that is shooketh me. He's the only one I've met that does it.

Otherwise perfect, eh Brittany? Yeah, otherwise perfect. Can I just ask though Brittany, does he put tomatoes is he one of've met that does it. Yeah, right. But otherwise perfect, eh, Brittany? Yeah, otherwise perfect. Can I just ask, though, Brittany, does he put tomatoes, is he one of those people that just puts tomato sauce on everything? Yep. Yeah, right. Yep. That story checks out.

Mac and cheese is the one that grosses me out, but I can deal with most things. Puts it on his Weet-Bix. Does he put it on you? I mean, let's move on. We're asking, your partner's perfect, obviously, but what's the one gross thing they do? Someone said, my partner is perfect,

but he doesn't wipe his bum properly and always leaves skid marks on his undies. Also, he never flushes the toilet. Oh, he doesn't flush the toilet. Did you read that one? Where it says, my partner has a fit about dirty things. He absolutely loves cleanliness in the home and about himself, but he will stand up after going to the toilet

and then look at the toilet paper. Why is he doing that in front of his partner? Why are you in there? That's a secret thing. Why are you in there with him when he's sitting on the toilet? There's so many toilet-based ones. It's because we're asking people to dob your partner in about, you know, you love them, but what's the gross thing that they do?

Someone has texted and just said, my boyfriend doesn't like Taylor Swift. That is gross. Yeah, that is. That's gross. That is disgusting. How dare he. My partner doesn't brush his teeth or clean his skids off the toilet bowl.

He's been allocated the single bathroom and I don't dare allow visitors in there. It's the chamber of secrets. Yeah, yeah. We used to have one in my house. It's a punishment suite. Yeah. You go down to the dungeon. Some people say that's the key to a healthy marriage is having separate toilets.

I think it's genius. Then you know you can just really let loose in there. Just relax. Well, good to know no one's perfect, right? Let's get classical. Let's get classical. Remember that thing we discussed last week? What we were going to do this week for the game?

Yeah. Because it's classical. Yeah, but I don't want to say it because it was your idea. No, it was your idea. Remember we said we were going to talk in fancy smancy accents? Oh, did we say that, did we? To go along with the game. Okay then.

Damn. You ruined it. All right, Claude, your turn. game. Okay, then. Damn. You ruined it. All right, Claude, your turn. I really did try, then. Your turn, Claude. I was trying to go for old-timey British. Yeah, I've forgotten how to be fancy now. Yeah.

You know how you always make fun of me for my accents? I think you're the bad accent person on the show. Yeah, but no. But you've just hidden the shadows. Yeah, you are because you do them. No, but, well, you've done a couple recently. Yeah, under duress. Anyway, let's move on to Claudia,

who's going to run the game Let's Get Classical. Don't worry, Brie. I've put all of them in a folder. Good. They're ready to pull out at a moment's notice. Right. So this game is Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song that you'll know usually

from the ZM playlist and turned it classical. And you guys just need to tell me the artist and the name of the song. We're so good at this game. Let's go. You're so good at this game. Here you go. Here's your first one. Brie.

Brie. The Pocahontas song. Colours of the Wind? No. No. Oh. Clint. Clint.

Tuve Lu and Habits. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tuve Lu and Habits yes yes I love this song so good yeah I saw it it was played earlier today

on ZM and I was like wow throwback yeah so good this is the hippie something remix yeah something like that

it's not the original she doesn't actually sound like a chipmunk what I know okay let's do another one did she do a song with I thought that song was with oh no Yeah, something like that. It's not the original. She doesn't actually sound like a chipmunk. What? I know. Okay, let's do another one. Did she do a song with... I thought that song was with...

Oh, no, that was... Gone and I gotta stay. Oh, that is... Is it with Flume? No, she's got a song with Flume, though. That's a different song. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Okay, one point for Clint. Here's another one for you. Clint. Whoa. That's Pocahontas. No. I was going to say the same thing. What is that?

My brain's like, you've heard it before? You've heard it? She's doing the same thing over and over. Tonight. If you don't have it from that, you don't have it. Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Oh, God, my brain.

Is it Olivia Rodrigo? No, it's not. Dance the tonight? Someone on the text machine's got it. It doesn't help us. Give us a name. One of the people is Calvin Harris. Tonight?

And there's two people on this song. I actually have no idea. No, I got nothing. It is Sam Smith, Calvin Harris, Promises. So many people. Everyone on the text got it. To Nate? To Nate?

My brain was like, you've definitely heard this song many times, but it just did not happen. Someone said, Sam Smith, where's my prize? Okay, let's do one more. Let's see if the people on the text machine are so smart this time. Last one, Here it is. Clint. Bebe Rexha

and I'm Good. No, it was actually Pocahontas. No, it was Bebe Rexha and David Guetta. There you go. Yeah, I'm feeling all right. There you go. Got it that I know the David Getters and not the Calvin Harrises. I thought I was a cool Calvin Harris.

Yeah, that's shocking for you. Turns out I'm a basic David Getter. I just know nothing. No, you got the Pocahontas one. No, I suck at everything. Brie and Clint. It's obviously three days in to the month now. Brie? Yes?

How's it going for you? It's pretty good. Yeah, you're still on track? I think so. Yeah, you haven't fallen off the wagon yet? I off what wagon? Obviously, you know what month it is. October?

Yeah. Then you'll be participating, won't you? Dry July. Close. October. Sober October. Oh. It's Sober October.

How's your Sober... No, it's Dry July. Well, yeah, it is Dry July, but we're not in July at the moment. This is Sober October. People started doing Dry January. Dry January, yeah. It's not another month. It's not sober October. Well there is

and it is. It is sober October. But can I assume from the way that you have reacted that you're not participating in sober October? Wait, what's today? Hold on. It's the third. When was the first? The first was Sunday. Oh, I fell off pretty early. I had six beers on Sunday.

Did you? Yeah. Mate, that's not the spirit of sober October. Mate, I didn't even know that that was a thing. God, I hate these bloody sober months. Yeah. One. You get one.

You get one. Pick one. Yeah. And then we all stick to that collective one. Okay? Dry July, sober October, dry January. What else is there? There's Movember.

Are you allowed to drink during Movember? Well, I haven't heard, but who knows? I think you can. I think you drink during Movember. You just have to grow a moustache. Well, that's easy. I think you grow a moustache or you don't drink in Movember. I think that's the deal.

I'll take the moustache. I don't understand this one. What's no nut November? What's that one? I don't drink in Movember. I think that's the deal. I'll take the mustache. I don't understand this one. What's no nut November? What's that one? I don't know. I think you don't. Not meant to have any walnuts. Is that what it is?

That's not. Yeah. Right. Is that for a nut allergy awareness? Yeah, I think so. No nut November. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't participate in that one either. Is abstinence April? Yeah. Yeah. What's that one? That's where.inence April. Yep. Yeah. What's that one? That's where. It's February. February.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you just grow out all your hair. Well, that comes straight after February, doesn't it? It's hairy February and then there's. I'd rather. Wait, wait, wait. Can we all agree? Can we all agree that you never say fenu, what did you say?

February. Can you never say fenuary in my presence ever again please we'll just say a quick poll ladies am i allowed to say fenuary no i didn't like it yeah don't say that or ladies i won't say it i can't even say ladies now shit it's hard to be it is so hard to be a white man in 2023 okay go wait list off some of your issues well i can't say herey fenuary. You said it wrong. It's fenuary.

Fenuhary. Fenuhary. Yeah. It's not even good. It's not even good. Well, you invented fibuhary. No, I didn't. That's a real thing.

Oh, is it? Yeah. Yeah, right. It is a real thing. Okay. Any more? Come on. You've written a bunch of them.

Have you got any more? No, I got through them all. Oh, you don't have... Where's your big kicker, your last one? It was going to be November, but I blew my load early. Time for a birthday banger. The number one songs on your 16th birthdays. And we're going to pick our favourite one out of these three.

Let's go to Holly. Hi, Holly. G'day, Holly. Hey. Whereabouts are you calling from, Holly? Calling from Blenheim. Oh, lovely Blenheim. What's the weather like in Blenheim today, Holly?

Sunny as always. Sunshine capital of the country. How good. Just don't tell people from Nelson. Holly, have you heard of the Venute? No. Well, this very famous vehicle called the Venute was from Blenheim. Yeah, that's

right, we got it from there, didn't we? Anyway, we digress. Holly, what's your birthday? Christmas Day in 1988. Your name is Holly and you were born on Christmas Day. Is that why they called you Holly? Classic, yeah. But it was going to be Larnie, so Holly's better.

Okay. I like Larnie as well, but Holly is very date specific. Better than Baw Baw. Baw Baw. Holly, you were 16, though, in 2000. This is our baby, Fruit Tart. This is our baby, Pavlova. Here's our baby, Fruit Tart. This is our... This is our baby, Pevlova.

This is our baby, Tinsel. Tin for short. Tinny. Sorry, Holly. It feels like we're making fun of you. We don't mean to.

Let's do your birthday back in a minute. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2004 and on Christmas Day in 2004, this was number one. When the pimp's

in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Oh, nothing screams Christmas like Snoop Dogg and Pharrell drop it like it's hot. 2004, this was number one. Nothing screams Christmas like Snoop Dogg and Pharrell, Drop It Like It's Hot. You a fan, Holly? Was this you on your 16th birthday slash Christmas day? Yeah.

Yeah? Just drinking champagne. Yeah, drinking Chandon. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Andrew. G'day, Andrew. Hello, Andrew.

Yeah, afternoon. Afternoon, mate. Whereabouts in the country are you? New Plymouth. New Plymouth. Another one of my favourite spots. What's the weather doing out in New Plymouth, Andrew? It's fine and sunny now.

How good. This is what I like to hear. Are you going to the Matchbox 20 concert in New Plymouth, Andrew? Yeah, too busy. Oh. I don't know who I'd be more excited to see because the Goo Goo Dolls are opening for them. It's the ultimate New Plymouth doubleheader. I feel like it's on par.

Yeah. Anyway, Andrew, what's your birthday? 9th of October, 64. All right. That means you were 16 in 1980. And, Andrew, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, it's a ripper, Andrew. Ah. What an absolute belter.

Do you like it? Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah. I mean, how can you not like it? It's been sampled in a bunch of other songs. It's just top-tier stuff from Queen. Such a great song. Okay, wait there, Andrew.

One more birthday banger for Christina. We're on a roll. G'day, Christina. Hi, Christina. Hi. And whereabouts in the country are you? From Auckland. In a weather report?

Yeah, amazing weather today. How good is it? By Auckland standards, it's pretty bloody good. Pretty good. We'll take it, Christina. What's your birthday? It's going to be hard to compete with the other two, but it's 23rd of April, 2001.

You never know, Christina. You're 16 in 2017. And let me take you back to your 16s with this one. Kendrick. Pretty good, Christina. Yeah. Kung Fu Kenny. You're not into it, are you, Christina?

Oh, not really. Honestly, I'd rather jam to the other two. Okay. I like your style, Christina. Yeah, we can deal with that. We appreciate your honesty. I'm all day queen. All day queen?

All day. Wasn't going to vote for anything else. Really? Nah. Queen, you reckon? Yeah. And I know it's quite a short song, so Ross can't really be angry about it.

Well, it's three and a half minutes. Oh, is it? I thought it was shorter than that. So did I. I thought it was like two and a half. Hey, Andrew, if we're going down, you're going down with us, but we're voting for your song. You just won birthday banner. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks for calling through, Andrew. Hey, Ross.

Another one bites the dust, eh? Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today from 1980 That's Queen and Another One Bites The Dust No regrets Someone texted us and they said They played this song at my sister's funeral

At her request What a GB Can you imagine the room when it came on? You'd be like, oh. Well, if they knew her, they'd probably be like, yep. I can still be a bit jarring though. Quite fitting. Quite fitting.

I love that. I love that for her. I want to talk about this study that I read, which apparently according to neuroscientists that have actually done research into this now, about the age people actually become an adult. Oh, okay. Because obviously the age of 18 is when, you know, that's when you become an adult because you can start drinking,

you can vote, you can... What else can you do? Tattoo. Tattoo? I think so. Buy some ciggies. You can... Yeah. Gamble.

Gamble, yep, for sure. You can gamble. What else? All the fun stuff. Go to the strippies. Yeah. Yeah, all the fun stuff. I don't know.

I was just thinking of naughty things that you're not allowed to do under 18. Is there anything else that you can do when you turn 18? Text us on 9696. Go on those naughty websites. You can't do that until you're 18. Oh, you can. They're pretty easy to get past the firewall.

Is it? Yeah. But anyway, these scientists are saying that, which, I mean, we all kind of knew this, surely, that your brain is still going through significant changes, making it very inaccurate that saying people when they turn 18 become an adult. It's a lot of responsibility to give someone at 18, really. I feel like it's too much. If you still have the brain of a child, but the abilities of a 45-year-old. Yeah.

You know? The research that they've done, they haven't. Get married? Someone said you can get married at 18? Yeah, true. That's another good one. The research is still going on, so they haven't got the exact date that they reckon is like the key number,

but we can all deliberate and hear what we think. Right. I mean, maybe not Ella, because she is still 22. Well, unless 22 is the age, she could be... I don't think 22. She could be bang on. I don't think 22 is the age. I don't think it's 22 either. I remember me at

22, and I was an effing idiot. Well, let's ask you, Ella, do you think you're an adult at 22? No. No, okay. No. I don't think I'm an adult now, if I'm honest. Let's work our way up. Claudia, you're 29? I'm 30. Are you 30 now? Are you an adult? Yeah, I think I'm an adult. Yeah, I think you're an adult too.

Nah, I reckon it's 45. Brie, you're 33. Are you an adult? Nah. Definitely not. I'm 36. Am I an adult? Nah. Am I not an adult? Nah, you are for some reason. Is it because I have children? It's Am I not an adult? Nah, you are for some reason. Is it because I have children?

It's because you have children. So I think it fast tracks it. I feel like if you go to the bank a lot or if you call the bank a lot, you're an adult. Who's going to the bank a lot? Well, mortgages and investments. Yeah. Adult. Yeah.

I do have mortgages. Yep. I don't. See? Not an adult. Don't have kids. Not an adult. Okay. Oh, yeah, you've got a mortgage. You're an adult. So you can be a 30-year-oldages. Yep. I don't. See? Not an adult. Don't have kids. Not an adult. Okay.

Oh, yeah, you've got a mortgage. You're an adult. So you can be a 30-year-old adult. Yay! I think 30. I think 30 is when you become an adult. Because... I think for some, not for others.

See? This is what I'm talking about. Did you say the neuroscientists haven't narrowed it down? They haven't, but they reckon... What are these neuroscientists doing? This study is showing that the age keeps getting older and older because there has been other studies in the past where they're like, oh, it's 24 or whatever.

They reckon, like this study, it's going to be much older where the brain is still developing. This person sounds like they know what they're talking about. They've texted and they said, when you're 25, your frontal cortex is fully developed. So I vote that 25 is the age. Not if you met me at 25. Brianna, Brianna, shrunken frontal cortex.

I still do. I've got ADHD. Is that where it is? They don't fire properly. My frontal cortexes, my frontal lobes. You've got faulty lobes. Yeah, yeah. Don't even get me started on my ears.

Lobes. I thought we could do something fun where we ask you guys to be honest with us. How old are you and what is the reason why you think you're not an adult yet? Oh yeah.

What's the thing that proves to you that you're not an adult? Exactly. Could be what you had for dinner last night. The reason why I know that I'm not a fully fledged adult is that my bank account back in Australia

is still connected to my mum's bank account because she said just in case you get into trouble again i will have access to your bank account why do you even still have a bank account in australia i don't know because you can't be bothered sorting it out i actually don't know how to close it because i'm not an adult all right let's get the submissions i know 800 dollars at him how old are you and what's the thing that makes you realize you're not an adult yet there's no way you

should be treated as an adult. Yeah, what happened? Might be a particular story. What is it? Bree and Clint. Want to know how old you are and what is the reason why you know that you're not an adult yet? What is the thing that you just think,

God, definitely not an adult yet? Like this person. Hey, I'm 30. I've been living in my current house for two years, and I have never mown my own lawn. My parents do it for me when they come over to visit. That's a good deal. That's a fire hazard.

Great deal. Maria's here. Hi, Maria. Hi, Maria. Hi. Tell us, how old are you first? I'm 25. Okay.

Okay. And what's the reason you know you're not an adult? So originally I texted in because this is a little bit embarrassing, but I still sleep with a teddy bear. Right. Okay. That's fine, Maria. Is it just one?

Yeah, just one very, very comfy, soft teddy bear. I just feel like I need to have something in my arm. Yeah, okay. I think one's fine. I think one's cute. Is it a manky old one from when you were a kid? Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's fine, Maria. I think that's less weird than a new one. Definitely, you're right, though. It definitely doesn't make you an adult, I think. Is there a second thing, though? It sounds like there's another thing. Another thing? Oh, I kind of like to get, like, tucked in at night as well.

Okay. Yeah. By who? Just anyone? My boyfriend. Right. Okay. A little kiss on the forehead, tucks you in, turn the light off.

Does he come to bed or do you just get him to tuck you in and then? No, it's 7.30 p.m. He used to. So he used to kind of come and tuck me in and then he'd go downstairs. But now he's like doing earlier nights, so I don't really get much of the tuck in. Oh, that's devastating for you, Maria. This is so interesting.

Do you still get warm milk though? Does he burp you, Maria. This is so interesting. Do you still get warm milk, though? Does he burp you? Wow. Does he spank you? Okay, alright. Maria's laughing. We got our answer. Thank you, Maria. Have a good sleep. Maria. Hannah's here. Hannah. Hi.

Hi. How do you know you're not an adult? First of all, how old are you? I'm nearly 30. Nearly 30. Okay, nearly 30. And what is the thing that makes you not an adult? I refuse to eat crust on my sandwiches,

but I still make my two kids eat them. You refuse to eat your crusts. Solid, Hannah. I think that makes you more an adult because you can make those decisions when you're older, and if you don't like the crust, you don't have to eat your crusts. Solid, Hannah. I think that makes you more an adult because you can make those decisions when you're older and if you don't like the crust, you don't have to eat them. This is true. How do you justify it to the kids?

I tell them I'm an adult and I don't have to. You just tell them you're the adult. But you're here on the radio telling us that you're not an adult. God, when they hear this, Hannah. That's just what I say to the kids to make them do what I want them to do. Yeah, fair enough. Hannah's like, I buy the food so I. That's just what I say to the kids to make them do what I want them to do. Hannah's like, I buy the food so I get to waste it if I want to. Thank you, Hannah.

Very good. She loves it. She loves it. I think this is my favourite text that we've got in a while. Because we're asking you, what is the reason why you know you're not an adult yet? And someone texted her and they said, I know I'm not an adult because I won't let my kids win anything. Like if and nothing. I love that. I'm 48 and my favourite sandwich is chips and marmite. Definitely not an adult. Oh, that sounds

delicious. That's a good sandwich. You know what else is real yum? Just a fresh bread roll, heaps of butter. Yeah. And then just heaps of ham. And then just that's it. That's it. Oh, it's so good. A bit of mayonnaise for a bit of moisture would be good.

Someone said, I know I am an adult because I had a conversation about lawns the other day. Yeah, that's a real sign you've crossed over to the dark side. Someone else said, I'm 28 and I still get my mum to ring up to book all my appointments. I get that. Someone else said I'm 39 and farts are still funny and always will be, so I guess I'll never be an adult. I'm bloody 50 and I don't feel like an adult.

I stay up late watching Netflix every night and I regret it every morning. I get it when I get up for work. I still don't understand people who go to bed on time. I find them weird. Can I just say to that person right there, I've never related more to someone. God, the amount of times it'll be like,

okay, I'll go to bed after this. Okay, I'll put the sleep timer on and then it's like midnight. Just ruin your next day. The reason I know I'm not an adult is because I still enjoy baked beans as dinner. Oh, how good a baker. Can I just say, that person right there, if you've never had baked beans and bacon, it just takes baked beans to a next level. You get two pieces of bacon, you chop it up all into small bits,

you fry the bacon off real crispy. Baked beans. Oh! If you put those baked beans in the bacon pan too to heat up, they'd get all bacon-y. That's what I mean. You just tip the baked beans right onto the bacon. Yeah, that's obviously what she said.

I just didn't pick up on it. Whoops. Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. G'day, Luce. Hi. What do you reckon, Luce? How old are you?

What's the reason you know you're not an adult? I'm 40 and I still have a restricted licence. Oh, damn. And it sounds like you're calling us from the car as well, Lucy. Maybe. Two of my adult children have their full

licences. You've got adult children and you're still on your restricted licence? Yeah. How did you drive those children around? You're not allowed passengers. No, you are allowed to carry your spouse. Yeah, or your children. That doesn't seem like the right way to do it.

They're like, you can carry very vulnerable babies, but not fully grown people. Lucy, it sounds like you're proud of it, like you wear it as a badge of honour. Oh, I mean, I can drive. You know, like, it's just money, isn't it? Yeah, we'll take your word for it. Lucy, I always say that.

Just because I don't have a licence doesn't mean I don't know how to drive a car. Oh, my kids tell me all the time. They're like, ah, restricted licence is what our fault. But they don't know anything. Yeah. You're like, shut up, kid. I love it, Lucy. You keep doing you, babes.

I like it. Very inclined. One more. I'm 46 and I buy myself Lego without my kids knowing. Wow. You hide it from the kids. Good on you. Yeah, why not?

Because some Lego's not meant for kids, in my opinion. Nah. Like, do you know the really big, hard stuff? Yeah. I think it's all meant for kids, but. What? Have you seen the Titanic Lego? I don't think a kid would have any idea what's going on.

And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show. Thank you for joining us, everybody. Oh, that's the Friday music. I love the Friday music. I know, doesn't it feel good? Reminds me of Love Actually. Reminds me of Friday. Oh, well, we're here now. Big evening planned for you, Ms. Thomaselle?

We'll be tuning in for Celebrity Treasure Island, which kicks off in half an hour on TV2. Huge episode tonight. Yeah. Don't want to miss out. You get to find out what's inside the box. Oh, yeah, I've seen the mystery box. So probably going to get some chicken Kievs out of the freezer

and whack those in the oven. A few chips in the air fryer. Maybe a salad and just sit down and watch some celebrities go at it. Why don't you grab a lasagna topper from the gas station on the way home? Oh, no, I've got those frozen in my deep freeze. I could just whack one in the air fryer. A lasagna topper between two those frozen in my deep freeze. I could just whack one in the air fryer. A lasagna topper

between two bits of white bread with butter. That's good. Very good. What are you doing? Probably a lasagna topper between two

white bits of bread and butter. Nah, just kidding. Girl dinner. My wife's cooked me dinner so I can't even have a lasagna topper

between two white bits. Poor thing. I know. Whatever you're doing even have a lasagna topper between two white bits. Poor thing. I know. Whatever you're doing, have a great night, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. See you later. Ta-ta for now.

Ta-ta for now.