ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd October 2024

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

The art of the photo dump. It's Mean Girls Day - October 3rd.  Your WORST kiss.  Most expensive breed of dog.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You want to go, so I say. What happens at 3pm stays at 3pm. Bree and Clint are all you can do. ZM's Bree and Clint. Good, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show with no Brie. Man down. She's been on the, in her words, she's been chewing the pseudoephedrenes for three days and the body has given up.

God bless the pseudoephedrenes, though. How good to have those back. Everybody say, thank you, David Seymour. Thank you, David Seymour. Thank you David Seymour. I'm good. You don't have to thank him. Unless you enjoy Steadway Up A Dream. We went to the

Joker movie last night. That was awesome. So today, another $250 cash and a double pass to go and see Joker for which is the French pronunciation for it, at 5 o'clock. But you have to have texted us Joker with a gap in your DeLulu in love story.

Do we say DeLulu because you're not allowed to say crazy anymore? Is that why we say DeLulu? I think that's exactly why. But now you've gone and done it. No, I won't do it then. I'll say DeLulu. Or maybe sing it. But I don't know that everybody knows what DeLulu means.

We're just assuming that everybody knows what DeLulu is. Silly in love. Like what's the wild thing you do for love? Out of pocket, right? Yeah. Out of pocket. That's another Gen Z way of saying it. Joker, and just the whack thing that you did for love to

get somebody's attention or to make them fall in love with you, text that to 9696 and we could reward you with $250 cash and a double pass to the Joker movie at 5 o'clock today. Also, it's Mean Girls Day today, Ella was telling me. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It's October 3rd. Two weeks later, we spoke again.

It's raining. Yeah. So, to celebrate, We will be performing A Mean Girls scene At the Bree and Clint Drama class Yeah bring it back If you've got a suggestion

On what scene we should do You can text it to 9696 We'll do it in like The next 15 minutes I'm so ready Yeah we've got our Performing boots on I'm going to go

Find some costumes I think It's radio It's radio We don't need costumes It's for us to get Into character You'll hear it Your method Yes 100% Let's rip into Tradie vs Lady Costumes, I think. It's radio. It's radio. We don't need costumes. For us to get into character. You'll hear it. Your method.

Yes, 100%. Let's rip into Tradie vs. Lady. Scores stand at 82. Tradies, 85. Ladies, the Tradies came within one, and now the Ladies are pushing back out. I am not in favour of either team, so I'm up for anybody to win it.

If you're keen to play, 0800 dials to them. We're playing for $50 cash, and we'll play Tradie vs. Lady. We are going to have a round of Tradie vs. Lady, though. So let's get into it. It's Tradie vs. Lady! Three, two, one, let's go! This is Tradie vs. Lady,

where the Tradies go head-to-head with the ladies. The scores are 85 to the ladies and 82 to the tradies. Claudia, could you help me out? Could I get a fresh song hook to use for Tradie vs Lady today? Sorry, I just realised I didn't update that. Let's meet our cast. Our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 24 and she is a full-time barista.

Welcome to the show, Eva. Hi. Was it barista or barr to the show, Eva. Hi. Was it barista or barrister? Is it the coffee or the law? No, barista. Barista. Nice. Where do you make coffees?

On Morehouse Ave. Lovely. Do you want to give it a shout out? Come and see us at Urban Espresso on Morehouse Ave. We're in Noleming. Love that. Thanks, Eva. Eva, you're taking on our old tradie today

from Invercargill. They're 31 years old and they've got a dislocated shoulder. Welcome to the show, Lennon. How you getting on? How you getting on? Is it one of those shoulders that pops in and pops out?

Yeah, it's like a battery in a sock. Yeah. She's loose as a goose. Do you do the thing I had a mate when we played footy, whose shoulder used to come out all the time, and you'd just get someone to stand on his chest and pull the arm up so it just popped back into the socket?

Nah, I don't have the tick of that. Nah? You've got to go and get it put back in properly each time. Yeah. See, tissues wipe the eyes, you know. Jeez, that's no good. You're only 31, too. Already falling apart.

Yeah. I'm down to about 30. I know, isn's no good. You're only 31 too. Already falling apart. Yeah. All right. I'm down to 30. I know, isn't it? Lennon, your buzzer is tradie. Eva, your buzzer is lady. The first person to give me three correct answers will win tradie versus lady,

and I will need external help to keep score. Please. I'm a one-man band. I'm going like a one-armed wallpaper hanger in here. Question number one. Disgraced rapper P. Diddy's private jet, which went missing last month, has just been located at Auckland Airport.

Give me another name used by P. Diddy. Tradie. Lennon. Puff Diddy. Puff Diddy. Would have accepted Diddy, Sean Combs, Puffy, but you've got it. All good. All right, one to the tradies.

Question number two. We now have a walking pad here in the ZM studio to get our steps up because we're Fitspo. What is widely accepted as the goal number of steps per day? Lennon. Tradie. Oh, lady. Shit.

10K. 10K is correct. Sorry, Eva. Not quite in Oh, lady. Shit. 10K. 10K is correct. Sorry, Eva. Not quite in there. But you can get this one, okay? This one's for you. Who sings this song? Yes, Eva. Imagine Dragons. Well done.

You're back in the fight. 2-1 to the tradies. Question number four. Name a product made by the Snack-A-Changy company. Tradie. Lennon. Chips. Chips will do it, and that's a tradie victory.

Well done, Lennon, with the bung shoulder from Invercargill. You're a tradie versus lady champion, and you get 50 bucks cash. Lovely. Lovely. It's a man of few lady champion, and you get 50 bucks cash. Lovely. Lovely. It's a man of few words. Bree and Clint. Bree's away. She's sick.

Hopefully back tomorrow. Tomorrow morning, Fletch, Vaughan, and Hayley have got a double pass to Coldplay to give away. Coldplay, Eden Park. This year? End of this year for Coldplay, isn't it? Not even next year. That's going to be incredible. The first person through, I know 800 dials it in. When you hear Fletch, Vaughan, and Hayley play a Coldplay song, any Coldplay, isn't it? Not even next year. That's going to be incredible. The first person through on 0800 dials it in.

When you hear Fletchbourne and Hallie play a Coldplay song, any Coldplay song, I'm hoping for The Scientist, you will score a double pass to be there. General tickets are on sale for Coldplay right now if you'd like to be there. And their new album, Moon Music, is out tomorrow as well. Up for Coldplay. I watched a video today from a guy called Stephen Rigatoni.

I don't know if it's his real name, but if it is, cool. That is a great last name. Stephen Rigatoni. He has been talking about the art of the photo dump. We're talking Instagram photo dump or TikTok, although I do feel like you have

to be extra cool to be able to pull off a TikTok photo dump. I don't know why. I don't know where the delineation comes in. I just feel like I barely, sometimes I barely feel cool enough to be posting my Instagram photo dump. And I'm like with the caption,

September dump, August dump, or life lately with my dump. But then also I feel less pressure about what photos go into a dump than I would about posting a single photo on Instagram. Isn't it weird that we put all these pressures on something that doesn't matter and ultimately is, well, I guess it does matter

because it's kind of the catalogue of your life. Anyway, I bought up the art of the photo dump at ZMHQ today and the girls went off. They were screaming. Weren't they? Yeah. And they were like, finally, someone is talking about it and finally, you guys will appreciate how much effort

we're putting into our photo dumps when we put them on the grid on Instagram. The thing that scared me the most was the girls were talking about an Excel sheet. There's someone in a whole spreadsheet about their dumps. Like, what? No, that's too far. Amelia, that is too far, okay?

That's insane. Amelia started showing us her grid and she's like, you can see that the third, the second one aligns with the yellow that's on the second row, first one. Everything has a touch of yellow in it. Oh, Christ. That was insane. Anyway, I do buy into the fact,

I do buy into the theory that the photo dump is an art and some people are better at it than others. No, I've never done a photo dump. Oh, okay. Well, you need to listen to Stephen Rigatoni. He's going to explain to you how to do a good one. Do you guys ever see a fantastically curated photo dump on your Instagram feed and think to yourself,

damn, why didn't I think to take a photo of that and why is everything in perfect order? And to some people, a photo dump is just like, here's my photos from summer. Great, I love it. I love that as well. But to some people, it's an art form. It's the act of putting the nice photo of strawberries

that you took after the photo of you and your significant other in a field. You know what I'm talking about? I do know what you're talking about, Stephen Rigatoni. It's curation is what it is. It's expert level curation and it's making it look effortless and yet you know who nails the photo dump

and who doesn't. Isn't that stupid? Here's a little bit more. It's taking a photo of the butter tray at the nice fancy restaurant and then right after that, you have a photo of the Eiffel Tower that you took from your trip to Paris.

I'm thinking about these things. I'm not good at a photo dump, but shout out to you people who know exactly what you're doing. Cropping it just the right way, putting the same filter on it. You know what people want to see coming next. I feel like a good photo dump is cohesive. Do you know what I mean? Like I feel like there is a through line.

Yeah. But it's not necessarily all the same thing. It's not all photos from Laneway. It's not all photos from laneway. It's not all photos of your renovation. But there is some kind of connective through line, some kind of single thread to it. That's the beauty of it. God, I feel like I could be a photo dump lecturer at this stage.

Stephen Rigatoni offered one other thing that you can add to your photo dump, which confirmed by the ZM Girlies is a good idea. Have a listen to the extra thing that he says you should finish your dump with. Maybe, dare I say, you end the photo dump with something funny. You got my vote. How are you guys doing?

Are you taking class? Photo dumps 101? Photo dumperooskies with Professor Photo Dumperooskies? What's going on here? That's me,s 101 photo dumper ruskies with professor photo dumper rinskies what's going on here that's me professor photo dumper rinsky i think i need to take that class it doesn't mean that i'm good it doesn't mean that i'm good at photo dumps it just means i appreciate the science of a photo dump it's like what do they say do is do and teachers teach those who can do and those who can't teach should we do then should we try post photo dumps on our instagram each of us do we dump okay i've got photo dumps on our Instagram? Each of us do a wee dump.

Okay. I've got mine ready. Oh, see, that's why you want to do it. You already know because I've literally been trying to. I've been putting it off for months. Yeah, I'll take a dump. I'm going to go take some pictures for this. Yeah, I'll take a dump.

Yeah, I'll take a dump. I'll put it on our Brian Clint story. People can vote. Yeah, it's going to take me a little while. Yeah, that's fine. How about we give ourselves a deadline? 6pm? 7pm?

6pm to date. 6pm dump. 6pm to date. 6pm dump? 6pm to take a public dump and Ella will share it to the Bree and Clint Instagram account. I'm ready. Okay. When I got to work today, Ella informed me that today is Mean Girls Day. Heck yeah.

October 3rd? Yep. Yep. And if you don't know the scene, it's the iconic scene where she's in class. She likes this boy, taps him on the shoulder just to chat to him. What's the date? October 3rd, baby. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It's October 3rd.

So, we thought, what better opportunity to try our acting chops out again and perform a scene from the Mean Girls movie. We took submissions on what the scene should be, and you've actually chosen the winner, Ella. Yeah, we're going to do... What is it you like about this scene? Oh, it's iconic. It's like an iconic line. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Everyone says it. It's memorable. Is that the word? Memorable. That's the word. Oh, gosh. Memorable. Shut up. Half a can of Pals. Okay. In this scene, I'll be playing Regina. Yeah.

You need to give us some bad bee energy. Okay, and who are you going to be? I'm going to be Gretchen. You're Gretchen Wieners? Yep. And Claudia? Last time, I just got to do sound effects, so this time, I'm Katie and Karen.

Yeah, I have been iterated. We're missing Bree today, so you'll have to pick up the slack and pay both. What do you mean? Last time you got to play the cat and the motorbike. That's true, and I did a stellar job. You really did. Okay, here we go, guys.

Interior, school cafeteria. Katie sitting with Regina and her best friends, Karen and Gretchen, the plastics. Here we go. We only moved here two weeks ago. Where did you get that bracelet? I love it. Oh, I got it in Africa.

It's so fetch. What is fetch? It's like slang from England. So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Katie, could you give us some privacy for like one second? Sure, yeah, okay. Okay, let me just say that we don't do this a lot so you should know that this is like a huge deal we want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week oh okay great so we'll see you tomorrow on wednesday, we wear pink.

Yeah, it was not bad. Not bad. Is it Wednesdays? Yeah. Yeah. Script says Tuesdays. Yeah, I crossed that out. Spelling mistake. I'm a real fan.

I spotted that. Oh, happy Mean Girls Day. It was good. Did you guys watch the musical, the Mean Girls musical? I did. I watched it on a plane. Is it worth watching? Yeah, it's worth a watch.

It kind of just happened and then no one talked about it ever again. Everyone was like, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. And then no one ever talked about it ever again. Renee Rapp was great. Oh, she was the star. Yeah, I feel like there was strengths and weaknesses in that film. That's a kind way to put it. Well, there you go.

Happy October 3rd, everybody. Bree and Clint. Dogs. I've never had one. I've never had a dog. I October 3rd, everybody. Bree and Clint. Dogs. I've never had one. I've never had a dog. I'm not a dog person. I like dogs, but I've never had a dog. In your whole life, you've never had one?

Yeah, my whole life, I've never had a dog. Wow, that's buzzy to me. I've always had animals around me. I've always had animals, cats and guinea pigs. Wow. But never a dog. Bad combo. My parents always said, no, we don't want to look after a dog.

Oh, that's fair. And we always said, we will look after it, which is the biggest lie. So I actually good on my parents for holding the line. If they didn't want a dog, don't get a dog. But I found this interesting.

It's information that's been released from Southern Cross Pet Insurance, who, hashtag not sponsored, are great. I use them for my cats. They insure my, wow. RIP. You mean cat.

Yeah. Your one died. Yeah, it did. But she lived longer because we had pet insurance. Very good. Happy to hear. Until we exhausted it because she was so sick. I think you should get a kitten.

This is not about cats. This is about dogs. They've released information on which dogs cost the most health-wise. So what breed of dog they see the most claims from. And I find it interesting. And once you hear it, you're like, oh, yeah, of course. Do you guys want to guess what the breed of dog is that has the highest running costs? Yeah.

I assume it's one of those squishy-nosed ones because they have, like, breathing issues. Like a Frenchie. Or like a pug. I was going to go pug. That kind of realm. Not pug. Not a smushy face at all. Oh, interesting.

Full snout. Oh, what about the sausage dogs? Oh, Dachshund? Yeah, because of their backs. I don't know. I always worry about their backs, too. How strong is your core? Those poor little legs are quite cute. No, not don't know. I always worry about their backs too. How strong is your core? Those poor little legs, they're quite cute.

No, not a saucy. The dog that costs the most, according to Southern Cross Pet Insurance, to maintain is a Labrador. No, because they eat everything. Because they eat everything. There are 42,000 registered Labradors in New Zealand. Last year, Southern Cross, which is just one of the pet insurers, just that pet insurance company paid $1.8 million in claims for Labradors alone.

Oh, my goodness. Get this. Only 20% of pet owners have got pet insurance. So that number could be five times higher again. But they're forking it out themselves. Or they're just putting the dog down. And again, that's just one insurance company. Oh my God.

I wonder if it's just because Labradors are more common, so the stats are higher for them anyway. I thought that too until I read this. Here's the most common illnesses and injuries they deal with for Labradors. And these sound Labrador specific. A lot of them happen on the beach, swallowing fishhooks and sinkers, eating seaweed, eating shells,

eating bait, getting fishhooks embedded in their paws, their tongues, their cheeks, like a little emo piercing, cuts on their paws, consuming clothing, such as socks, underwear. They're like a vacuum cleaner.

Eating stones, gravel, grass, seeds, consuming poison. Oh, dogs are so dumb. Other Labrador claims related to swallowing rubber gloves, pieces of broken crockery. What? That's ridiculous. They eat through the plate. Swallowing toys.

It's literally like if it fits in my mouth, swallowing toys. It's literally like if it fits in my mouth, I'm eating it. Swallowing tea towels, skewers that the chicken comes on. Oh, ouch. Cans, plastic, compost, and medicines. Note to self. Shot Labradors. Don't get a Labrador.

Or do, but just get pet insurance. Get a Labrador, but you have to have pet insurance. Can you train them as well? Like when they're puppies, do not eat until I give you the word. Good luck training a puppy into not eating things. Yeah, you're asking the wrong person, but I would assume you can train a dog to do anything.

You can train a dog to sniff out cancer. Yeah, surely. True. It depends how much effort you want to put in though. Yeah, good point. That's a lot of effort. You know? Yeah.

And most people get a dog when they've got kids and they're busy trying to train the kids and then you've got to train the dog as well. Anyway, my advice is get pet insurance. Don't care who you get it with, just get pet insurance because it's better than not having the money to fix your dog when it eats your sock, rubber glove, fish hook. Chicken skewer.

Chicken skewer, poison, and having to put them down. Aww. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. This has been bubbling, bubbling, bubbling away. And I don't like to talk about these things until they have enough, I guess, not even credibility, but there's enough sort of, they're unignorable, I guess you would say, when it comes to conspiracy theories anyway. But we have to talk about the Beyonce conspiracy. It is taking over social media at the moment and unfortunately it is directly related to the Diddy drama so it

goes Diddy is directly related so as far as collaborating with Jay-Z and as a result Beyonce Jay-Z's wife the The conspiracy, the conspiracy centres around artists being terrified of Beyonce. Okay, I'm not saying I believe this conspiracy theory. I'm not saying it has any credibility. I'm just telling you what the internet is obsessed with at the moment. Once you go into the conspiracy

and you start going down the rabbit hole, you are presented with more and more evidence of artists terrified of the wrath of Beyonce and because of that they end up thanking her in their award ceremony acceptance speeches like Lizzo did. Beyonce you changed my life you sang that gospel medley and the way you made me feel, I was like, I want to make people feel this way with my music. So thank you so much. You clearly are the artist of our lives. It talks about Adele's acceptance speech.

My artist of my life is Beyonce and this album for me, the Lemonade album, was just so monumental. Beyonce, it was so monumental. All us artists here, we f***ing adore you. You are our light. These are artists that beat Beyonce to win the Grammy that they were receiving. And in Adele's acceptance, she actually snapped her Grammy in half and offers half of it to Beyonce.

If you want to go the whole hog with this conspiracy theory which I'm not saying has any truth to it whatsoever, the conspiracy ultimately leads to Kanye not looking to embarrass or interrupt Taylor Swift but to actually shield Taylor Swift from

the wrath of Beyonce at the MTV's. Thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award. Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'm going to let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time. The theory suggests that Kanye was centering the attention

back onto Beyonce so that nothing bad happened to Taylor Swift. And I know it's crazy, isn't it? I know. It's crazy. It is unbelievable. Okay? It's just mental. And I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Beyonce for everything. Obviously,

I owe my career to Beyonce. I would not be here without Beyonce. She is God. This is a momentous occasion. It's time for Ella to debut her brand new game. Hello, everyone. This is a big day for me. We do a lot of games on this show.

We do. But I don't think people realise how long you have wanted to engineer one of those games. Yeah, and I've sat there, observed you and Bree's style, what you like, what works. You also have to be clever, like everyone has to get it as well, listening at home. You have to be able to play the game. Yeah, so there's actually a lot when it comes to a wee simple game. Okay, the game you've come up with is called?

How Many. Okay, your first contestant is here and her name is Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi. Do you feel honoured and privileged to be the first contestant of How Many? Absolutely. Yeah, I think you should. Okay. Tell us how the game works. So the aim of

the game is to have the most of something. Now each week, if this is a weekly game, each week the topic's going to change. That something that you have to have the most of will change. Today, I'm going if this is a weekly game, each week the topic's going to change. That something that you have to have the most of will change. Today, I'm going to give you a topic. That topic is you have to have, Debbie, to win the most unread emails. Does that make sense, Debbie?

Yep. So, the most unread emails now. When you say the most. Yeah. Between. More than who? Between. So, this unread emails now. When you say the most. Yeah. Between. More than who? Between. So this is the cool pit.

Between Claudia or Clint. Now, Debbie, they know. They've got it there. They've sent me their unread emails. Debbie, to win, you have to look at your unread emails and then you have to pick between Clint or Claudia. Who would you like to go against? And hopefully you have the most unread emails. Does this make sense?

It makes sense to me. Okay. Do you understand, Debbie? The unread emails as of now. As of now. Yes. So the little number next to your inbox or the little thing on your email app, the little red bubble, what does that number say?

Do you want her to reveal it now? Yep. Yeah? Okay. her to reveal it now? Yep. Yeah? Okay. Reveal it now. Yeah, Debbie. Reveal it now. Debbie, when you're ready, please tell us how many unread emails do you have? 59.

59. That's it? 59? So to win the game... That's not... I know. That's not many. I cleared them yesterday. That's pretty good. To win the game, you have to have more unread emails than either me or Claudia. Yes. Not both of us.

No. So, Debbie, now the challenge is selecting which one of us, Claudia or me, Clint, which one do you think has less unread emails? Now, you know us a little bit. Get a vibe check. You know Clint. He is quite put together, I'd say. You do admin. You do a lot of admin.

So does Claudia. She is a producer. So who do you think has less emails? That's a horrible question. I know. I know it's hard. I would think Claudia. You think Claudia has less unread emails than you, which is 56.

Yeah. Okay. It is my job to be the organised one. Like, that's what I do. I do the admin for the show. So the logic is right. The logic is right. You would clear your emails regularly.

Yeah. So we're going to lock that in, Debbie. Oh, no, I'm going to change to mine now. You're going to change to me? She doesn't trust that I'm organised. All right. We're locking in Clint. You can't go back.

We're locking in Clint. So Clint. I think we should find out what Claudia's number was first. Oh, true. So she can no longer play. I'm out of the game, so I will reveal my number. My unread emails. 12,870 emails.

Debbie! You might have dodged a bullet here. I can confirm, Debbie, mine is less. Significantly less than that. Okay. So, thank God you didn't pick Claudia. Also, Claudia, can you please check your emails? How do you know we're not missing out on opportunities

to interview celebrities? I look at them all. I've looked at every single one. I just haven't clicked on all of them. So, if your subject line is really gripping, I'll click on it. But otherwise, I don't have time. So, that begs the question, Clint. Do you have less emails than Debbie? How many

unread emails do I have? Well, Debbie, as of this moment, I have 277 unread emails. Pretty good. Debbie! Do you know what? You did pick the right person. You picked the right person. You did.

You're just very organised. You're too organised, Debbie. That's your problem. Way too organised. I cleared them yesterday. How many did you have yesterday? Like 563. Oh, Debbie.

You know what? Seeing as, I mean, Ella's in charge, but I would say seeing as it's the first round and we'll go off your yesterday number and we'll give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars. What do you reckon, Debbie? Oh, perfect. Perfect. Was that fun? Did you guys, Debbie? Oh, perfect. Perfect. Was that fun? Did you guys like it?

Yeah, it was fun. I think that was a successful game. I loved it. There was teething things. I think I need to figure out how to explain it quicker. Yeah, yeah, we'll get there though.

That's alright. This is a live brainstorm. It's all good. Can we lock this in? Can we do it again? I reckon we should. Can I win because I have the most emails?

No, you can check your emails. Bree and Clint. I was talking with the producers before the show and Ella said to me that she believes there is a new contender for best ever on-screen kiss, Ella. Yep. It's so good. It's so good. It's the new show on Netflix.

Nobody wants this. Have you seen it? No. And I'm upset about that because there is the best kiss in that show. Tell me about the show first. So the show is about these two sisters who run their own podcast and it's getting quite big.

And then it goes into one of them who is played by Kristen Bell. Yeah. She bumps into this, what is it, a rabbi. Oh, my wife is watching this show. My wife, she loves it. She bumps into a hot rabbi it, a rabbi. Oh, my wife is watching this show. My wife, she loves it. She bumps into a hot rabbi who's played by Adam Brody and they hit it off and then it just follows, it's like 10 episodes following their sort of relationship,

what happens, because obviously rabbi, not a rabbi, she's a podcast, like talks about sex and everything. It's a lot, but it's fine. Can rabbis, excuse my ignorance, can rabbis not pash? I don't think it's that. I think it's, she's not Jewish. You know how Catholic priests can't pash? Yeah, I don't think it's that.

Oh, she's not Jewish. Yeah. Oh. So there's all these like religious things that are tied into it. And spoiler alert, culminates in a pash. Oh, there's a good kiss in it. Do you know what it is? It's his directness. He

takes charge. He tells her, put your ice cream down. She puts her ice cream down. He grabs her. It's the hand on the face. Have you seen this kiss, Claudia? No, not yet, but I feel like I need to. I feel like I need to see it now too. I'm telling Ryan a few tips when he comes

back from his trip in Australia. Watch this, babe. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was trying to think about what I consider to be my favourite ever on-screen kiss and I managed to nail it down. I know what it is. Claudia, you'll be familiar with this one. I don't know if Ella knows it. I'm suspicious of what you're going to say next.

2002. Kirsten Dunst. Tobey Maguire. Upside down. Spider-Man kiss. You know what? You asked me to find my favourite kiss. Piss off. 2002, Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire. It honestly has that same energy.

It's like tense. It's everything. I like the Spider-Man kiss because it's also a bit stupid. Like he's hanging upside down and it's raining and she has to take his mask half off to be able to kiss him. I like the ridiculousness of it. She should have just gone, I found out who you are. No, she respected his boundaries. Wait, what?

She didn't know who was Spider-Man? No. She just kissed a Spider-Man. Yeah. She was in love with Spider-Man. Huh? I need to watch this movie again. I'll watch it with you.

Okay. I have asked every girlfriend that I've had since 2002 to recreate the Spider-Man kiss with me. Why? Is it with guys doing that? No, no one has said yes. Really? This is such a guy thing. We'll be near a playground and I'll be like, I could go upside down

on those monkey bars. What the heck? So I've never done my Spider-Man kiss. Guess what? I've done a Spider-Man kiss. Have you? Were you? What? I've done a Spider-Man kiss Have you? Were you upside down? I was upside down Was it in bed or was it on a jungle gym? It was just at home

That's a Spider-Woman kiss Spider-Woman kiss Very romantic I have done that too Shame, Clint I'll rub it in Forget the best kisses of all time Because that's good Happy for you if you've had that We want to hear Forget the best kisses of all time, because that's good.

Happy for you if you've had that. We want to hear about the worst kiss of all time. Not on screen. The worst kiss you have ever received in real life with a real life person or Spider-Man. Where were you? Who was it? And what was it about the kiss that was so awkward?

I'm talking like tongue rings getting locked together. I was thinking like braces getting locked together. I'm talking like porcelain veneers being knocked off like the cap on your tooth being knocked off braces being locked together is a great one. Are they a biter? Too much teeth. I

actually have to admit. Too much noise? I think I've been too bitey. Too much noise in the kiss? Too much noise, too much saliva've been too bitey. Too much noise in the kitchen. Too much saliva. The person's like... Oh, no! What if their parents walk in? Oh! There's so many possibilities.

If you would like to share with us your worst kiss of all time, we'd love to hear it. Phone lines are open. Oh, $800 to them. Or you can text us a short summary of your worst ever kiss to 9696. Ella believes she's seen the best kiss to 9696. Bree and Clint. Ella believes she's seen the best kiss of all time. Some people were asking, what is that Netflix show that you're talking about?

It's called Nobody Wants This. And it's Kirsten Bell and Adam Brody. The guy from the OC. Yeah. It is Adam Brody, eh? Yeah. And Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. I get confused with Kristen Bell, Kirsten Dunst.

I take my Kristens and Kirstens very seriously. And who's the Twilight one? Kristen Stewart. Kristen Stewart. Kristen Stewart. Oh, shit. I'm so confused. Anyway, we want to know what's the worst kiss that you've ever had.

Just strap in because some of these are graphic. Somebody texts us and they say, worst kiss ever. At the movies, I was French kissing a girl and she tongued a piece of popcorn into my mouth. I spat it out and it landed back in my bucket. Yuck. Zach's called through on our 100 dials at M. Hi, Zach. Hi there.

What's your worst ever kiss, Zach? So I was dating this girl in high school and dated her for about six months And we were at like a party at my parents' place And my dad pulled me aside and was like Hey, this is weird But I think your partner is kissing with her eyes open And I was like, no, that can't be right

I forgot about it And then It popped into my head One day when we were Having a little bit Of a cheeky make out Yeah And I was like

I'm going to open my eyes And we We locked eyes And it was The most awkward thing That has happened in my life To this day She's like

You can't open your eyes I'm the one who does The open eyes During this kiss She thought It was completely normal Oh she was like Finally you're't open your eyes. I'm the one who does the open eyes during this kiss. She thought it was completely normal. Oh, she was like, finally, you're looking me in the eye while we kiss. Yeah, it was weird. It's so interesting that your dad had to tell you too,

because of course you had no idea. You kiss normally with your eyes closed. Yeah, like it's a normal thing to do. Thanks, Zach. That's really good. Someone else texted and they said, I hooked up with the hottest guy at the pub

and when we finally had our pash, he sucked on my tongue, which was weird, but the worst thing was his breath smelled like S-H-I-T. I said I had to go to the bathroom and I left the pub. Bad breath?

Bad breath is like... I just don't understand. I don't understand when you come across someone who, and no offence, well, yeah, no offence to people with bad breath, but I understand when you come across someone who has like chronically bad breath, but you know that person always has bad breath. I'm always like, can their partner not smell it?

Oh, no. Does their partner not know? And does their partner not sense anything? And maybe they have. Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't get it either. I don't get it. No, and get it either. I don't get it. No, and it's always...

I don't get it. I'm like, how do you... I had a friend like that in school, and it was just like, oh, I don't know what to do. And you don't say anything, but yeah. Oh, my God. We should all buy each other dental floss. That'd be cute. Yeah.

Let's talk to Paige. I know 800 dollars. Hi, Paige. Hiya. What was your worst ever kiss, Paige? I would have been maybe 16 in my last year of high school before leaving to get a job, and I was dating this guy at the time.

It was like fresh into the relationship. And our first ever kiss, he bit my tongue that bad that it started pissing out of blood. He tried to bite your tongue off? Basically, yeah. What did you do? Did you say anything, or were you like... I kind of just said, no, I'm done, and then you do? Did you say anything or were you like... I kind of just said, no, I'm done, and then kind of left.

That's disgusting. Thank you. I don't... I know some people like a little bite in the kiss, like a subtle bite, but you shouldn't be chomping down, right, Paige? It honestly felt like he was trying to take my tongue. Yeah.

Yeah, ooh, freak. Okay, thanks, Paige. Someone said, at Intermediate at the girls' toilets blocks with a guy who had just knocked his front teeth out, falling off his BMX, and my tongue ran over his gums where the missing teeth were no longer.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you kissing that person? I know we have health class at school. Maybe we need to strip it back and not do just sex ed but maybe like kissing. Just kiss ed. Well you know what's happened is, and Claudia will know, back in the day we had Cream Magazine

and Dolly Magazine and Girlfriend Magazine with a sealed section which every six months or so would teach you how to pash and the only reason I know that is because my cousins, I had girl cousins and they used to get the magazines and when I went to their house for the school holidays, I would steal the magazine. I was like furiously flipping through the magazine.

I'm like, I need to know how to do this. I need to know. Don't get the advice from those magazines. How was your first kiss? Awful. Awful. Oh no. Oh no.

And if Libby is listening, I apologise. Oh really? It was your fault. It was all my fault. All the techniques at once. I got asked by a French man at a bar once if I'd ever French kissed a man. Oh, if I'd ever Frenched a Frenchman.

I said no and he offered to remedy the situation. It was awful. Wet, full tongue, stabbing at the back of my throat. I thought I was going to suffocate. Drown in the saliva. He rainbow warrior to your face. And someone else, this is my favourite text.

We're asking what's the worst kiss that you ever had. Someone texts in and they said, I got with a girl at a party once who was into her CrossFit and she picked me up as she kissed me. Not enjoyable. That was so good. How humiliating. Thanks for your text.

Brie and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. The number one songs on your 16th birthday. And I'm running the ship today because Brie is off sick. We're going to start with Peter on 0800 dials at M. G'day, Peter.

G'day. How's your week been mate? How's Thursday going? Yeah, not bad. Pretty good. Just finished work, driving home. Love it. Where do you live? Oh, Whangarei. Whangarei. Sunny Whangarei. Okay Peter. Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good today. The weather was shit yesterday. Oh yeah. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Still shit some places. Peter, let's do your birthday banger, man. What's your date of birth? 4th of the 4th, 1994. All right, Peter. You were 16 on the 4th of April, 2010. And on that day, this was number one.

Brilliant. Is that a bit of you? That's good. Yeah, it's a bit of me. Peter the rude boy from Whangarei. I think it suits you. Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for...

Oh, we've lost Rose. We'll try and get her back. We'll go to Maddie, who's going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Maddie. Hi. How are you going? How's your day been? Oh, how's school holidays, Maddie?

Good. What are you doing to keep yourself occupied during the school holidays? Are you in the school holiday program or are you just hanging out at home? I go to my friends' houses. Oh, nice. Nice. Not too boring? You're not too bored in the school holidays?

No. No, she's getting bored now, though. What's your mum's date of birth, Maddie? Let's do her birthday banger. 6th of July, 1987. 5th of July, 6th of... What did you say? Sorry, can you say it again?

6th of August, 1987. 6th of August, 87. Okay, your mum was 16 in 2003, and on that day, this was number one. Two days in a row. Didn't this come up yesterday as well, Claudia? It did. Maddie, does mum like Beyonce?

Yes, she does. She does. Okay, excellent. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Rose. We've got her back. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose.

How are you? No, you're Rose. Yeah, sorry, I lost you. Rose, what's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. Yeah, 5-7-64. 5-7-64. Okay, that means you were 16 on the 5th of July, 1980,

and on that day, this was number one. Pseudo-echo, Funky Town. Oh, wow, that brings back memories. Does it? What are the memories that you associate with this song, Rose? I had an awesome lot of girlfriends girlfriends and we worked hard at school. That was like six, four. Yeah, so we had a good time.

You're out of school now, Rose. You don't have to pretend that you were working hard again. Yeah, yeah. You can tell the truth. We actually still have weekends away. We actually celebrated our 60th in Fiji this year. You got the same group of friends from school.

Yes, we do. I love that. I love that. I've still got my group of friends from school and some people find it strange but I think it's excellent to stay with the people that you grew up with. That's awesome. Yeah, no, we're great. Okay. Wait there, Rose. I've got a tough decision and it's just me today. Unless I disagree with

myself and then I'll have to go to Claudia to decide. I guess we can all vote. All three of us. I'm going to do it that way. How about you and Ella vote and I'll break the tie. Ella. Rude boy Rihanna. I'm voting rude boy Rihanna. I was going to vote for Funky Tim.

Nah, suck it Claude. Suck it Claude. We go to Fungaday. To Peter, the winner of Birthday Banger. Show Peter. You won man.anger. Show Peter. You won, man. Congratulations. Thank you. Have a good one.

From 2010, here's Rihanna, ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Peter. From 2010, Rihanna's Rude Boy. Bree's off sick today. Hopefully back with us tomorrow. We were talking earlier about the perfect photo dump

on Instagram and what it takes. It's taking a photo of the butter tray at the nice fancy restaurant and then right after that, you have a photo of the Eiffel Tower that you took from your trip to Paris. I'm thinking about these things. I'm not good at a photo dump,

but shout out to you people who know exactly what you're doing. Cropping it just the right way, putting the same filter on it. You know what people want to see coming next. We're trying to do the perfect photo dump. Just me, producer Ella and producer Claudia. But the problem is we can only dump with what we've got.

Like we've been challenged to get a dump out. So you can only do it with what we've got. I know that Claudia has been out to the garden here at ZM to get some dump content. I needed fresh content for my dump. Yeah, yeah. So. Let me just say, Claudia's wearing a beautiful red jumper. Yes.

The sun's out. Yes. And we've matched it with the bush in the courtyard. Yeah. It's a good dump. Should be good, right? Yeah. Should be good.

Is it out yet? Have you dumped? No, I'm going too many thoughts into my dump, I think. We've dumped. We've dumped. Ella and I have both dumped. I have until six to do my dump. You have until six.

And then we'll share them to this Bree and Clint Instagram account and you can pick the best. Yeah. You can pick the best. Are you drunk? You can pick the best dump. I'm just trying to see how many times I could say dump in the. Yeah, no.

Well, I'm trying to actually restrict the number of dumps that I say. No, no, no, no. Dumping's good. There's always room for more dumps. I love a good dump. You know, when I was a kid, I used to go bright red when I'd dump. All right. Brian Clint.

Shock horror, I've never had a Brazilian wax before or any kind of laser hair removal, to be honest. I said before, I've only ever had my nostrils waxed.

Oh, and I did have my legs waxed against my will on a stag do once. It's very common practice on a stag do that someone brings a box of those like um veet waxing strips the ones you warm up in your hands and then they slap them on

someone's leg and once it's on your leg it has to come off so then you end up just getting just strips waxed on your legs and you say being a boy is easy um but but so so my my experience with a professional hair removal is quite limited um i don't know have you guys i mean this is an invasive question yeah what are you about to ask here i'm gonna ask the lady panel okay like you guys been for a professional hair removal treatment before yeah you have good i want to know if this is normal, this thing. Is it normal for the salon, the treatment facility, to ask to take pictures down there? No. No?

Not in your experience? No. What? You haven't allowed them to whip out the iPad for some before and after photos? I've done it for like a hairdresser when they're like, we want before and afters, but no. Yeah, are we talking about legs or like your privates?

Privates. Definitely not. We're talking about privates. There is a laser hair removal place in Ponsonby that is in the news today, Ponsonby, Auckland, because they refused treatment

to a lady who said, no thanks, you're not going to take photos of my downstairs. So because she didn't consent to the photos, they said, oh, well, we can't do your treatment. I know. The only thing I can see this being a thing is if it's for like educational purposes, there was like a TNC asterisk thing going, this service is for like a trainee.

What kind of educational purposes? Like a trainee, like you're learning how to do it. But even then, that is so weird. It's like when you go there and you're at the doctor and they're like, oh, we've got three junior doctors who would like to sit on your appointment. Are you okay with it? And most of the time you'll say yes, but if it's really private, you'll go, oh, I'd actually rather you didn't.

I understand the need for education, but this is my private part. And like waxing that area, it's not like it's going to be different, like a different result. Like it's like there's hair and then there's no hair. It's not like, oh, that's a lovely little haircut you got there. Yeah, true. Like blonde highlights.

To give you the full details, the laser clinic says they only wanted to photograph the upper area of the downstairs region. Okay. And that you got to put that, you know, that weird waterproof blue cloth they put down? No, but sure. You know, like the wee pad for dogs?

Oh. That stuff? They said you could put that over the truly revealing parts of your junk. But even then, even then. Yeah, I just don't know what it's for. Anything south of the belly button, just stay out. Are they posting it on Instagram afterwards? Yeah, true.

They say no. Okay. They say no. But photos these days with the cloud exist forever. And it's not got your face in it, but what if you've got like an identifiable tattoo? What if you've got a little tiger jumping over you downstairs or something like that? You know? That's bizarre.

I'm paraphrasing, but essentially they said they need the pictures for quality control. Oh, okay. So they can go, all right, the trick, because with laser, it's a progressive thing, right? You have a bunch of treatments and they can see over time how the treatment is working. They also said they need it for, like, people who complain,

who say that it's not working, so they can refer to the photos. But then, again, that's for you. Those photos are not for me. I'm just giving you photos of my downstairs so that you can prevent me from complaining about the procedure that I have paid for you to have done on my downstairs. If it's quality

control, I guess the options are, if you need the quality control, you either one, take a picture and the manager gets to see all of the, like their staff are doing like if it's a good result or the manager's in the room watching it happen yeah yeah like i guess it kind of makes sense but it's also like you shouldn't refuse the treatment because they said no you just go okay that's fine we'll ask the next person yeah yeah true if you need the photos like they might be legally required to have the photos for their insurance or something. But I go, okay.

No, I go, no, I don't want photos. You go, okay, just so you know, legally we can't give you a refund on this treatment or anything like that if we burn your vulva off or whatever. You know? I don't know how it works. Far out.

I don't know how this stuff works. I'm genuinely shocked. Pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew. So not normal. It's the laser. Oh, that's good. That is what it sounds like. We should have known.

I assumed. Yeah, sorry. I assumed that's how it worked. It's like a game of laser tag. If it doesn't sound like that, I'm disappointed. If I go in for laser hair removal and there's not like a little green alien just... You don't wear a laser tag removal and there's not like a little green alien just... You don't wear a laser tag vest either.

Vibrates when you get shot. Bree's off sick today. We're hoping she's going to be back tomorrow. I said before, imagine this. You go to a concert. You post a video

of the artist and you are scathing, I guess. Your review of the performance is negative. That video then blows up as tends to happen on TikTok, and the artist themselves sees it.

But not only sees it, they comment on the video of you being mean about that performance. Well, that is what has happened at the Sabrina Carpenter Short and Sweet tour. Someone's posted a video on TikTok where they've accused Sabrina Carpenter of lip syncing in this video. So the person put up a video. It's a very short video.

It's only 35 seconds. And they wrote, Sorry to say it, but 30% lip syncing, 30% backing track, 40% singing. That's what the video says. The 35 second video that they chose to use of Sabrina Carpenter on stage, which I'm going to assume is in New York at the show that we talked to our winner was at last week. The video is only 35 seconds.

And from that, what they wrote is believable, but that was only 35 seconds from a 90 minute concert. And I would say you could get a bad video of any artist if it's short enough and you managed to catch the right moment during a performance. You know, we don't know.

The scandal is though, the video has been seen by Sabrina Carpenter along with 7 million other people and she has commented on the video. Sabrina Carpenter, verified account, wrote on this video, I sing live every show 100%. Would you like to speak with my audio engineers?

Calling the person who posted the video out. And you would think that that person might be embarrassed or be like, oh my God, I have to take this video down. I never meant for Sabrina Carpenter. I'm just a fan. I never expected Sabrina Carpenter to see this video. To their credit, they have replied to Sabrina Carpenter's comment, and they said, yes, I would like to talk to them

and tell them to lower the backing track of your voice because it's way too high. All of these comments have got tens of thousands of likes, of people on both sides. I think people are just sort of watching it um i do feel that sabrina carpenter lost the battle by even commenting on this video by acknowledging its existence i think she should have been too big for that to go you know i think she should have gone i don't need to lower myself to internet trolls. I feel like it's the other way. I feel like I respect her more

for popping in and being like, calling people out and being like, yeah, right, I sing live. Really? Yeah. But what is the win for Sabrina Carpenter? I don't think there is a win. She has just shown that bad comments

or negative comments, not that this was particularly negative, it was just someone's review of the show, I guess. It was actually hugely negative. It was very negative. She has shown that she sees that stuff, that your comments on the internet get back to her. True. But I do think that if she said nothing,

people would be like, see, she's not even acknowledging it. See? Yeah, right. But, yeah, yeah. It's so early in her tour too. She's only like, what, a week in now? I guess she had to.

I guess if the video was going that viral. It's had 7 million views. I don't know how many views it had when she commented. I don't know if it has the 7 million views because she commented or if she has commented because it got 7 million views. I'm not sure. I need to put a stop to this ASAP. I also think with Taylor Swift, her friend,

getting that thrown at her a lot, Taylor Swift lip syncing here and here and here. I think she's seen those videos of Taylor and gone, stuff it, I'm just going to address it right now. So that's the example. Taylor Swift would never comment. Taylor Swift would never enter the comments section. Maybe Taylor's complaining to Sabrina or all her friends

about this and this and this and this. Just comment. No, I'm just going to comment about it. I'm not. Just put a comment on that. Yeah. It's interesting. Very little goes well in the comments section is all I'll say.

It is a shit fight of a swamp of opinion and shade in the comments section. But we're talking about it, aren't we? Yeah. On the lip syncing though, the best concert, one of the best I've ever been to, I would say at least 90% lip synced. What was it? Cher. What?

Oh, yeah. Really? But Cher is 70, okay? Yeah. Give her a break. She can still sing though. Can she? I don't know.

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