ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd October 2025

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Breyan Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Oh my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. ZendM.S. Kiyah, everybody.

And welcome to the Brean Clint Show on Taylor Swift Friday. Hell yeah, the life of a show girl. It's your life, eh? It is my life, mate. You're constantly pulling sequins out of places they shouldn't be. Hey, I've gotten a few infections from sequins. Fun fact, they can cause an infection. Can you get some clean sequins, please?

And glitter. Where are you getting these dirty, second-hand sequence from? Don't even get me started on the glitter. Girl, you're worth a fresh bag of sequins now and then, okay? Oh, thank you. It's nice to hear. At least put them in a sieve and, like, pour some disinfecting over them. Hey, fun show on the way, including Taylor Swift, as soon as it drops at 5 o'clock,

we will play the brand new tracks in the life of a showgirl the second that they come out. So don't worry, if you've got Zidem on, you will be the first in the world to hear the songs. Plus, we've got Friday Oaky for you, plus we've got a tradie versus lady. Can you believe it the tradies have gone two ahead? Oh, yeah, they have two. Great game from the tradies yesterday. Can they keep it going today? 0,800 dial Z at M right now

if you want to play in the last game of the week. Just while those people are calling in, have we got our Taylor Swift Life of a Showgirl vinyl up on Instagram yet? We'll do that right now. That's right. You heard correct. If you want to win an official Life of the Showgirl

Taylor Swift album, we're giving one away on our Bree and Clint Instagram. Hot damn. Hot damn. Play Zatim's Breinclent. It's Trady versus Ladies That's right If you've been away for a couple of days

And you've just come back The Trades are in front What the hell What the hellie 82 to the Trades 80 to the ladies Can they go three in front today Our Lady is playing as a mother-son duo

They are from New Plymouth And their names Brenner and Cadell. Welcome to the show, guys. Hello, guys. Are you there? Hello. Yeah, hello.

Hello, there we go. Good, she's nice and clear now. Do you guys play in the car, and how do you normally go? Yeah, I usually win to be fair. Yeah, good. Okay, we like to hear that. We like it. The ladies need a bit of that today, Brenner.

You'll be taking on our tradie from Mbaccargill. He's 22 years old, and he's the best roofer in Southland. Welcome to the show, Connor. Gah, Connor. Hey, how we doing, everyone? Yes, good, thank you, mate. Is it true that roofers have sexy arms? Oh, I haven't heard anything but the truth about that.

I know, I knew it. I thought so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great guns. Roof shout! All right, Connor, your buzz is Trady. Kadell and Brenner, your buzzer is Lady, the first team to give us three correct answers,

wins Trady versus Lady and $50 cash this afternoon. Best of luck. Question number one. It's new Taylor Swift. Album Day. The new album is titled The Life of a Showgirl. Name any other Taylor Swift album. Connor. Yes. Connor. Love Story is not the name of an album, unfortunately. You weren't far off, though. Brenner and Cadill. Is it 21? 21 is not the name of an album. No. We'll give you both another guess. Who wants her? Buzz in.

Trading. Connor? Heartbroken. Heartbroken's another great guess. I mean, worth a guess. Brenner? Um, love struck, is that? Love struck, no.

Oh, man. 1989's the obvious one, isn't it? 1989, lover, red. All those. There's a bunch. Midnights. That's all right. We move on to question number two.

Name the Italian dessert that contains Musco Pornet and Savoyardi Biscuits. That was Brenner and Cadell buzzed in first. Is that Tiramisu? It's sure bloody is, Tiramisu. One to the ladies. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Yeah, well done. That was rapid Cadell and Brenner. That was hot fire from you guys. Two to the ladies. You need this one here, Connor, to stay in it. Question number four. Where does the wizard live in the Wizard of Oz? Yes, Connor.

In the castle. Yeah, which castle? Wizard's castle. I can't give you that. Brenner and Cadell? Emerald Isle? I can't give you the Emerald Isles either. The Emerald City is the correct answer.

No points there for anyone. Question number five. How is white sugar converted into brown sugar? This is a multi... Yes, Connor. It's cooked. No, it's not cooked. It is a multi-choice.

I'll finish the question. It's the type of sugar cane. Lady. By adding, yes, Brenner and Cadell? You add molest to it. You do add molasses to it. And that is the win. That's the one.

He's hung up. He's gone. He's not happy. He's not happy about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Brenner and Cadell, very well done. well-deserved win. Yeah, cool.

Awesome, Cadell. I bet. Good job, guys. KFC on us, guys. There's $50 cash coming your way. Well done. We'll get that out to your ASAP. ZD.M's Bree and Clint podcast.

We have a vinyl copy of the life of a showgirl to give away. Hot property, if you want it, there's a competition that has just gone up on the Bree and Clint Instagram page right now. All you have to do is comment and you're in the draw. Easy as that. and win it by the end of the show. Today is the official last day of the school holidays. Boo, the kids say, boo!

All the parents say, yeah. We have a game on this show called Kid or Kidding, where we invite kids to call up and try and trick us into believing that they're adults. We're not fools, though. No, we're not stupid. We're not naive. We're pretty good at picking who is a kid and who is an adult.

We are aware that there could be some adults in the mix here who are just adults trying to throw us off the scent. So let's see how we go today. We're going to start with Charlie. Hi, Charlie. Are you there, Charlie? Yeah, hello. Hello, Charlie.

Good day, Charlie. How old are you, Charlie? Um, 38. 38. Same age as me, Charlie. That means we were born sat together in 1980, you know, the year we were born 1980. Five. Seven. Seven.

I'm so good at mass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What do you do for a job, Charlie the 38-year-olds? I drive buses around Dunedin. Do you? Oh, that's a great job. How long have you been doing that for? Five years. Five years. What would you say was your favourite band from the 2000s?

Uh, my chemical romance, actually. That's actually quite a good answer, Charlie, the 38-year-old. And because of that, I believe you. I believe Charlie. Charlie, even though Charlie said, ooh, when I said I was the same age as them. I believe this is a real 38-year-old. Are we correct, Charlie? No, no, of course not.

You're not. How old are you? 15. Oh, my God. Charlie, you did very well. I can't believe I fooled it. Who's 38-year-old? Well, excuse me, I'm not 38.

I'm definitely younger than Clint. Why? Are you 40? Whoa, I'm younger than Clint. How old are you? I'm 30-ish. Ew. Hey, Charlie?

Yeah, ooh. Whatever. I like Charlie XX is my favourite, Charlie anyway. Let's go to Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi. Ben, how old are you? Welcome to Kettle Kitting.

How old are you? Hi, I'm 38. You're 38 as well. Me too. And so is Brie, apparently. No, I am not. Hey, Ben, what is your favourite? How do you like to have your meat?

Yeah, good question. How do you like to eat your meat? What? I like it, medium rare. See, I mean, a 38-year-old would say that. Steak, right. Ben, that's a steak. Oh, my meat? Yeah, is it steak?

Oh. Or chicken. Yeah, steak. Steak. What kind of beer do you like to have with your steak? Ben, the 38-year-old man? I quite like spades. Oh, yeah, good answer.

Okay. God, he's giving 38-year-old. Are you got any kids, Ben? No, I'm single. Yeah, nice. You're single. Have you had any heartbreaks in your life, Ben? Yeah, I have.

What was your longest relationship? My longest relationship was two years. Okay, that's not bad. What was their name? Their name was, um, Emily. Emily, nice. Good name.

She sounds like the one that got away, Ben. Is that right? Yeah. I can hear the sadness in Ben's voice. I can hear it too. He's a sad single, 38-year-olds. He's a 38-year-old man. Ben, are we correct?

No. Oh, what the hell? How old are you, Ben? I'm 11. You're 11. Even younger. That was unbelievable. Go, we're having no luck in kid or kidding today.

Let's go for the double. Hazel and Isabel. are here. Hi, Hazel and Isabel. Hello, guys. Hi. Are you twin adults? Yeah. Yeah. How old? Are you guys the same age or different ages?

We're the same age. We're 24. 24. You're both 24. And what do you guys do for work? We are animal keepers at Willow Bank Wildlife Reserve. I mean... Good backstory. That is a solid backstory.

What's your favorite animal at Willow Bank Wildlife Reserve, Hazel and Isabel. the twin 24-year-olds? The capy barrows. Good answer. The capy baras are very cute. Yeah, yeah. Who was your teen heartthrob growing up? Like, who did you have a crush on growing up?

Oh, um... The capy baras. Yeah. Yeah. Not Harry Stiles? No. No. Okay.

I believe them. I mean, I don't have any reason to doubt. It doesn't sound like liars. No way. Isabel, you guys are real 24-year-olds who work at Willow Bank Wildlife Reserves with the Kepi Burrists? No. Oh, what? Not again.

How old are you guys? I'm 10. You're not even twins. What in the world? Okay, we have one last shot at this. And I know Eden won't lie to us in kid or kidding. Hi, Eden. Hi, Eden.

Hi. Are you an adult? Yes, I am an adult. Yeah. How old? 21. 21. Only just an adult.

Yeah. Are you at university, Eden? Yeah, I'm studying a BA at Oakland University. Eden. Eden, what's the hardest thing about being an adult? Money. I genuinely, I'm pretty sure that is an adult. Eden, what do you like to do on the weekends as a 21-year-old?

What's the 21-year-old thing to do? Honestly, like, going for drives. Going for drives. Yeah, yeah. Eden, when I say the name, Carrie Bradshaw, does it do anything for you? Sex in the city. What? Wow.

That's an adult. That's an adult. That's an adult. In fact, she's a bit too old for 21 if she knows Carrie Bradshaw. That's not an adult. We're never playing this game again. Do you reckon it's older than 21, this person? I reckon she's a very well-informed on pop culture, 21-year-old.

Eden, how old are you? I'm 14. What? How the hell do you know Kerry Bradshaw? I'm not. Eden! How did you do that? My mom.

Oh, she's good. She's good. I'll clap that one out. Very well done, Eden. What a way to end the school holidays. Thanks, Eden. We appreciate it. You crushed it.

Thank you. Do not watch sex in the city. You are not old enough, okay? Give it at least another year. Don't even think about it. That was amazing from her. God, I can't believe we didn't pick a single one. Oh, God, they get us again.

Every time. Especially Charlie, the Daneden bus driver. Oh, that is Franklin. I saw this video from a couple of podcasts. today who asked the question do sneezes sound different in other countries? Have a listen. That's like how people sneeze different

in other countries. Like French people might go Acher. They do. Yeah, like German people say just like a chew way. Acton! Yes! Oh, man have a sneezing. Watch out, Klaus. Mine have a sneezer.

Acton! Oh, I've got schnezzle everywhere. I mean, the longer you do it, the more problematic it becomes. Clint's going to do Japanese. Away you go. You said you were practicing it off air. No, we're going to do the safe ones. Well, you said you were practicing Japanese, and what was the other one?

You were going to do your Indian one as well. No, that was you as well. No, that was you. You said you could do all the Asian countries. No, I've written a list of safe ones to do that we can't get cancelled for, okay? Okay. Like South African. Can we all agree we won't get cancelled for a South African?

Yeah. Well, we sound similar to the South Africans anyway. Yeah. Yeah. It'd just be like, a chew, wouldn't it? A chew, brew. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. You agree? Yeah, I agree. You're not going to do one? Nah. Okay. Well, would you do a British one? Surely we're safe with Britain. Right? We'd do a British. I feel like I'm going to embarrass myself. Hold on. So it's British. So it'd be kind of like, acho! Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah. I kind of fancy. Yeah, sneeze, but a little bit classy. Yeah. Yeah. You could do this one. What's an Australian sneeze sound like?

Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Oh, chew! Chew! It's on the end of it, eh, it's got a real chew! Crickey! Achoo!

No, actually, I think my mum is a great example. Oh, yeah, okay. So this is how my mum sounds when she sneezes, and this is actually legit. It drives me insane. She'll go, ha-hoo! It's a borderline Charhu, to be honest.

Who, isn't it? Every time. Yeah, yeah. Like, do you have to make such a big song and dance out of it? How did a Kiwi sneeze? What's a Kiwi sneeze? Have you observed our sneeze here? I feel like this is you.

Oh, a chew, bro. A chew. A chew. Yeah, not too over the top. Pretty relaxed. Yeah, yeah, otherwise people are like, calm down with your sneeze. What do you think you're better than us? Stop showing off.

Do you think you're better than us at sneezing? Stop showing off with your sneezing. We've got tall poppy. sneeze syndrome, don't we? You could do this one for us. What does an Italian sneeze sound like? Okay, hold on. I need to get into it.

Because I don't feel like we can get cancelled if we're doing an Italian sneeze, but we definitely can't if we get the Italian to do it. Yeah. So it kind of be like trying to channel like if Mario, like if Mario were to sneeze, you'd be like, hey, it's a mea, Mario. Oh, chill.

A cheer. Ha ha, ha, cho. Mamma me, I have allergies. Hey, it's a me, a money, a hot ch'all. Are we still, so I'm just checking the, I'm just checking the cancelometer. I think that's fine. We're still good? I'm allowed to, I'm 50% Italian.

Yeah, you're on the right side of the line at the moment. Yeah, I got excited and joined in. No, you, that's fine. Okay, oh, you give me permission? I've approved it. I've approved it. Could we go regional? What's a Boston sneeze like? If we were in Boston, yeah.

Be like, hey, I'm sneezing here. Hey, I'm sneezing. Hey, I'm sneezing. Hey, I feel like mine are all sounding the same now. Ella, did you want ever got this one? Yeah, I feel like, I'm walking here. I got a good Boston accent. Yeah, yeah, okay, go on then.

My coffee. Achoo! Oh, that was bad. I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it, yeah, yeah. Achilles. Not bad. I'll work on it.

And Claudia hasn't done one yet. So, Claudia, you can do the last one? Can you give us a Chinese sneeze? Oh, no, you're really good at that one. No, you were going to do it. You were going to do it. No, I'll let you have it. You had two beers at lunch and you said you were going to do it.

Remember that, you know, the Jackie Chang impression that you do behind the scenes? Oh, don't you get on board, Brexit? I was talking to Clint I've seen it before Oh, we're done Yeah, I think that's it Was that it? Achew, etchew

ZDN's Brian Clint The T Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy I don't know about our producer Claudia and the rest of the direction is ready to hear this Dean But there is news of a possible potential One Direction reunion

Well, yes, but there's a massive asteros So let me set the scene to you Louis Tomlinson and Zane Malick, they are pairing up to do a TV series where they road trip across the country. Now, I was really surprised. I thought Zane Malick was very much removed from the other four directioners. And then, obviously, with the death of Leon Payne, I think it brought a lot of them back together and then, you know, started their communication again.

But here's what they're going to do. So the two guys are going to embark on a journey across the USA, of course. And it says here in the release, a spontaneous adventure of reconnection, exploration, and a lot of laughter. You know, it's been a pretty turbulent time for Zane Malik as well. He obviously has a child with Gigi Hadid and had alleged, allegedly assaulted her mother. Do you remember that one? Yeah, that was a strange story. It was really, really weird.

Extremely weird, especially when the Hadid's are so incredibly private. I was blown away that that got released. But anyway, so they're going around and they're going to travel to come. no word on whether Harry Stiles is going to, you know, pop in for a little cameo. He won't. They can't afford him. They'll be the issue. They can't afford him for the show.

That's true. What about Nile? And Nile can't be bothered. Is he a judge? He's a judge on the Voice America at the moment, isn't he? Is he really? Yeah, he is. Yeah, I thought so.

Oh, good on, Nile. He's doing things. Yeah. Well, I think people will just be happy to see some more from the One Direction Boys, whatever it is. And travel shows are fun. It's such a great format. So, there you go. That's the T.

Sounds a bit like a bit of fun to me. I'll be watching. It's the closest you're going to get to a 1D reunion for a while anyway. Yeah, exactly. Take what you can get. Take what you can get. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. I'm still not over the Nicole and Keith Urban breakup.

I don't know if I'll ever be over it. It's come out of nowhere this week. After 19 years that they're separating, getting a divorce. They've got two kids together. and it's all over, it's all done and dust it. This won't be the first Keith Urban song I've ever heard. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

He's got so many good songs. Does he? Yeah. What if I'm going to... That one's about Nicole. Sad times. I was quite interested to know, because Keith is. Urban quite tatted up, got a lot of tattoos.

And I came across this story where they were talking about just how many tattoos he has gotten for Nicole over the years. Oh, this is always awkward. Like Pete Davidson's Kim Kardashian tattoos. Exactly. Yeah. Do you want to hear exactly how many tattoos Keith Urban has got for Nicole? Yeah, sure.

So the first one I want to talk about is the baby girl neck tattoo. Right. So it's on the back of his neck and it's a baby girl. tattoo, which is his nickname for Nicole. Right. Which I think that one's quite a recent one. Yeah. But there's not all that many photos of it on the internet.

That's okay. So long as he maintains his ponytail, he'll be able to hide that one. And also, like, baby girl. It's not like, you know, her name or anything. No, he can just say, I've got a new baby girl now. Yeah. He's also got Nicole on his arm. See, that one's a bit harder.

Yeah. That one's a bit harder. He has to date. Oh, maybe. Maybe he could date Nicole Richie. Yeah. Or Nicole Scherzinger. Nicole Scherzinger, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Imagine if he dated the Pussycat doll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want that? Like, as a partner, do you want your partner to come home with Bree? No. Written on their arm? Absolutely not. Like, if you, they got a love heart and they said, this is for you, it represents my love for you.

Yeah. It feels a bit different to just... The name. My wife came home with Clinton on her arm. I'd be like, cool, babe. Love it. Thanks. It's a big...

Big tattoo and it's on his outer bicep. The next one is another name. It's her middle name and it features on Keith Urban's knuckles. Okay. So I don't know what is Nicole's middle name. Nicole Kidman's middle name. It'd have to be a four-letter middle name, wouldn't it, for the knuckles? Mary.

Mary. Perfect, perfect knuckle duster. That works. He came out in an interview and said that he can't wear certain rings because it makes Mary look like a different word. Oh. But yeah, he got that tattoo and another tattoo that Keith Urban has for Nicole Kidman is Nicole Kidman's initials on the inside of his wrist.

He's got a real thing about names. Sounds like a guy who's been in the dog box too many times and every time he is, he's like, I know what will make it better. I'll get another tattoo for her. I'll go show my commitment with another tattoo. Maybe I'll get her last name next. Did he get a face? Never got a face.

Yeah, you know, sometimes the partners get like a portrait of their significant other on their body. Yeah, I feel like that never turns out well. Katie Perry and Russell Brand famously had matching tattoos. Did they? Yep. It was kind of just like a squiggly line, I think. I dated someone that had... It was an Arabic.

Could have been. Maybe. I dated someone that had their ex's name tattooed on them. Yeah, how did it make you feel? weird, especially during certain activities. It was right there.

I was like, every time I just couldn't stop staring at it, I was like, hmm. Yeah. We want to talk to people who have an ex tattoo. Did you get a tattoo for your partner and you're no longer together? Or did you and your partner get matching tattoos and you're no longer together?

Maybe you're like Keith Urban and you've got multiple tattoos relating to an ex, Or maybe you've got multiple tattoos to multiple exes. I'd love to talk to someone whose current partner made them cover up or get rid of their tattoo that related to an ex. They're like, you can stay, but the tattoo's got to go. That'd be interesting. You cover her name with my name.

That'll fix it. The ZDM Podcast Network. Just go comment to be in that draw. Right now we're talking about the destruction of love. Yeah Or the lingering signs of love as well No love doesn't exist anymore to me Oh

After hearing about the breakup of Keith Urban And Nicole Kidman I just don't believe in that anymore You know what I find interesting is how quickly Because they were the golden couple Everyone loves Keith and Nicole Keith and Nicola forever How quickly

The tide has turned on Keith Everyone's like Everyone already is like Always knew he was a dirt bag. Always knew that, I always knew that flat iron straightened here.

Not me. Always knew he was dodgy. I'm just, I'm in my grieving stage and I'm willing to, I'm just taking on board all the information. Absolutely.

Okay, okay. Because we don't know anything yet. We don't know what's happened. Yeah. It could have been her. We don't know. I saw that movie with Zag Ephron. But quite steamy.

Yeah. Anyway, we're talking about Keith Urban's tattoos that he got for Nicole over the years. I believe there's four of them. So technically now he has four tattoos for his ex on his body. For one person. Yeah. So we want to know about the tattoos you got for an ex.

Someone's texting to say, I am in the process of removing an ex's name from my wrist. A very painful mistake, much like the eight-year relationship. Oh, there you go. I wonder how far into the relationship you got the tattoo. Yeah, I wasn't year seven. And when did you regret it? Was it before you broke up?

This person wants to be anonymous because it's their dad's partner tattoo. Hello, Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, yeah. Give us the details. Yeah, so it was towards the end of the relationship, actually. He got her name tattooed on his chest. Okay.

And then after 17 years, she left. And, yeah, he decided to cover it up, but it's nothing better than a Harley Davidson tattoo. Really? You got the Harley Davidson logo over the top, did he? Yep, absolutely. Does he have a Harley Davidson? He's got two. Okay.

Okay, good. Good. Because I was going to say. They'll never leave him, those Harley Davidson's there forever. Not by choice anyway. How big was the tattoo, the X's name tattoo? Smaller than your palm. It was easy to cover up, which was good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's still a decent tattoo. Oh, Dad. Is he all right? Is he doing all right? Yeah, he's good. He's got a new partner, happy as. Yeah.

Is it an 8-83 sports stuff? No, no, he's got a trite because he's getting on. Oh, nice, Dad. Yeah, good. Move on to the three-wheelers. Good work, Dad. We're talking about ex tattoos that you've got. Someone said, hey team, I have two tattoos for my ex.

I walked away from her because she was still married. Oh. But you've got two tattoos for her. You got two tattoos for a person you were dating who was married. Yeah. Someone said, oh my God, guys, my best friend, six, months into a relationship got Kevin, her partner's name, tattooed

on her. No, six months into it. I don't know what's more shocking. The six month bit, or getting Kevin tattooed on your body? Yeah, Kevin just not the coolest name to get tattooed. Maybe it's double. Maybe she's a huge Jonas brother's fan. Or

a huge home alone fan. Kevin! Not me, but my brother-in-law got his ex's name tattooed on his neck in bold. She She left and he had to cover it up with a flower tattoo. Oh, that's nice though, isn't it? Yeah.

It's nice to get some flowers coming out of here. Hard to cover a tattoo on the neck. Someone said, my brother split from his wife and had her name on his arm. So he got a void stamp put over the top. Wow. That makes it better. Like expired. Yeah.

Deleted. Void. Oh, that person, the best friend that after six months got the Kevin They said that they broke up two weeks later. You missed the most interesting bit. The tattoo was on her foof. The Kevin, she had the name Kevin tattooed on her lady bits. After six months.

Oh no. Well, she could just say to people that's the name of it. That's the nickname of her. Yeah. Interesting nickname. What do you call him Kevin? Because the sticky bandit's always trying to break in. Because he can't be trusted home alone.

Oh, God. Oh, guys. Oh, I think we'll move on. Let's move on. Maybe ZM should move on. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're standing by for the release of the new Taylor Swift album at 5pm straight on air

here at ZM as soon as it drops. Do you reckon this is how NASA feels before they launch? Oh, T-minus 30 until... Yeah, like we're in the control room here, ready for launch. Yeah, yeah, this is exactly how they feel. Be the same, eh? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so.

I mean, no one's going to die potentially with our one. Like, no one's going to explode. Oh, Ella might explode with excitement, eh, Ella. There's a potential that you'll spontaneously combust. Then, yeah, it's exactly. the same. Yeah, I thought so. Let's play the one second song challenge.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Today, thanks to our mates at Neon, $50 cash up for grabs in the one second song challenge. Dakin, you're going to join Team Bree.

Gidey Dakin. Kiyoda. How are we? Good, thank you, mate. You know your music? Oh, hopefully. That's what I always say too, Dakin. So we'll see how we go, mate.

You're going hit-to-head with me and Kirsten. Kura Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hello. You know your music, Kirsten? I'd say so. I listen to you guys' radio station each day. Hopefully.

So you should know at least a good 12 Sabrina Carpenter's songs. And a lot of song. Yeah, and the Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, Claudia's in charge of the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello.

Unfortunately, I've stared away from the tailors and the Sabrina's of the world today. Sorry, guys. Oh, my God, no Taylor or Sabrina in there. I know. I've gone for my second favourite thing, and that's boy bands. Okay, yeah. Because Louis and Zane are reuniting there from one direction. We're going down the boy band route.

Never heard of them. No, me neither. I don't even know who that is. So the way the game works, we'll start a song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song, and the first team to three points takes home that cash from neon. Are we ready? Ready to go.

Ready, Claude. Brie and Clegg you guys are going first. Here is your song. Clint. Clint. Five sauce Youngblood? Correct. Boo-ya.

It was never a chance for me. Really? Sorry, Dakin. Not quite. I had zero clues. Aren't they Aussies? Yeah. They're not mine.

Yeah. I mean, I don't mind them. All right, over to Dakin and Kirsten. You guys ready to give this a go? Yep. Come on, guys. Okay, buzz in with your name if you know it. Here it is.

Dakin. Dakin. That is one direction story of my life. Sure is. Oh, Dakin! Holy crap, Dakin. That was sexy from Dakin. Dakin, are you in a boy band?

Look, there's dreams in reality. The reality is I'm not. Wow. The name like Dakin, I feel like you could be. Yeah, perfect boy. There's still time. It sucks because I don't own Dakin'Heapums. Okay, one a piece.

Yeah, one a piece. Back to you, Bree and Cleans. Bree? Brie. Is that BTS? Dynamite. Don't doubt yourself, girl. That's it.

Come on. Banger. What a banger. Bring back BTS. Yeah. One of them went to the army, didn't they? Yeah. But they're back together, I think.

Oh, they're on the way there. Kirsten, Kirsten, Kirsten, this is make or break for us here, and I cannot help you. Are you ready for this? Yes, I sure am. I was going to buzz into the One Direction song, but I was too slow. Yeah. Just go for it, okay? As soon as you've got a feeling, your brain will figure the rest out.

Just go for it, okay? Yeah. Okay, Dakin and Kirsten, this is for you. Dakin Dakin, what have you got? Backstreet boys, everybody? That's not it. Preston, do you want a free guess?

Yeah, backstreet boys, bye-bye-bye. Oh, backstreet boys. I'm going to play it again. You've got to buzz in with the answer. Someone, you've got this. Dakin. Dakin. Bye-bye, boy.

Insink? Yes, he's got it. Go, Dakin' Get in there, son. It was bye-bye-bye, Kirsten, but it wasn't backstreet boys. It was in-sync. I feel I passed it. The other one.

Hey, you deserve that victory. Dakin, well done. Good job, mate. Thank you so much, Bree. You are welcome, mate. 50 bucks coming your way. Hey. Thanks, Tim.

You're welcome, guys. Thanks, Neon, foking that one up. If we're looking for a new show to stream this weekend. Mark Ruffalo's new crime thriller Task is available through HBO Max. That's on your neon app. A ZM's Breakland podcast. Other big thing happening for us this

weekend is we're going to Sydney for the NRL Grand Final. And we had your mum on earlier this week, who I think it's fair to say is the biggest Broncos fan, correct? Enormous Broncos fan. Our whole family is we grew up watching the Broncos, big fans, but my mum

lives and breathes the Broncos. I realised today that we also know the world's biggest Melbourne storm fan. Yes. You know Nixon from My FM? I do know that Nixon is a huge storm fan. And we've had your mum on. So I feel like if we're balanced journalists, we've got to get Nixon on. Okay.

To at least talk to him about this grandfinal that we're going to. Hello. Nixon. It's Brian Clint from ZM. Gide Nixon. Hey, um, how are you? How's his baby? Yeah, no. It's good, man. I'm changing nephews in the dark. It's pretty much a flex. Nixon's just become a father for the first time. Yeah, I know. Congratulations, man.

Yeah, thanks, man. It's awesome. We're off to the NRL grand final today to watch your team The Melbourne Storm play the Brisbane Broncos. I thought you guys were only going with the Warriors one. No matter what. Yeah, it's not really about the Warriors for us. Not the bandwagon.

Bro, if we said we'll go when the Warriors make the grand final, we may never make it to a grand final. That's the funniness in it. Hey, Nixon, are you a bit sad that your child is, you know, has been born already so it's going to see the storm lose

for the first time? Brie, honestly, shut up. He's got his kit ready. I was actually going to miss his Clint this morning. I wanted to borrow that Samsung projector so I could project it in the hospital. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, but no, no, he's ready to go.

He's got his kit. No, he's going to see some greatness on the weekend. Bree and I are backing Broncos. Why? Well, just because. Well, that is my family team. I grew up watching the Broncos. My parents are huge Broncos fans.

And we put a bet to my mum, who is a huge Broncos fan. She said that she's so confident that the Broncos are going to win that if they lose, she will drink toilet water like Reese Walsh. Are you willing to put the same bin on the line? Do I get to pick the toilet or not? You get to pick the toilet. Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, go on then.

Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Let's go. The Benz-on. And Burfis haven't been good since Darren Lockyer. Oh, come. No, that's kind of fair.

They haven't won in 19 years. Yeah. It's been sad. Yeah, no, Melbourne's got this in the bag. But this is the thing about Melbourne. They know when to turn up. Like, they're grand final pedigree. You know, like they know how to do it.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll see. Wait, look, I can't deny the Harry Grant and Munster combo is very, very deadly. But I reckon Jerome Hughes is going to choke. That's my boy. Don't say that. Don't say that. Nixon, if the worst does happen in your beloved Melbourne Storm Lose, and Bree and I are there to watch it, what would be your toilet of choice?

Yeah, I was trying to think. I was like, well, your house has just gone through Reno, so I might put yours. I've got it. I've got it. If the storm lose on Sunday, Nixon, you need to go to Clint Roberts's house and drink from his bidet. That's happening. The bade. The French water fountains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the bat. Is it locked in?

It's done because I'm confident, man. People pride. We got this. Locked and loaded. He's literally putting his money where his mouth is. I'm so excited now. Nixon Clark. Thanks, bro.

We'll be thinking of you when we're over at the grand final this weekend. Thanks, Nixon. Yeah, yeah. All good. All right. Take care, guys. See you, bro. Play Z-Dems, Brie and Clint.

Let's rip into a Friday okay. gentlemen, Priy and Clint's Friday Oaky Welcome to Friday Oaky. Where every Friday we take on a song we do a cover of it. It's just karaoke really

and you guys have to listen to it. What's a loose tie-in to Taylor Slift? The new album is orange. That's the colour of the album so we thought who's the most orange artist? Ed Sheeran. And we haven't done an Ed Sheareran. in song for a long time.

We haven't done anything off the new album. No. So today, Bree and I will present to you our best Azizam. And you will help us pick the winner. Would you like to go first this week? You want me to go first. I don't mind. I don't mind.

You can go first. Ah, okay then. Why? No, is there a reason you want me to go first? No, there's no reason. I'm big brave, boy, I can go first. Okay, you sure? Because I can go.

No, I don't mind going first. No, I want to go now. Okay, Bree's going to go first. You need to hear both, and then you can vote on the winner of Fridayoke. Okay. So here comes Bree's Azizam. I don't feel confident, eh? We'll see how we go.

Adizam. Me, me on the floor tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me how to move like the water. In between the dancing lights. Be mine, be mine. I want to be nowhere but here with you now I want to be one in this face

I want to be tangled and rat in your cloud I want to be close to your face Well tomorrow can wait Losing time in this place Till the sun is awake Be like a magnet on me I don't care what they say We can do it our way

And if love just a game then come and play As he's down Me on the floor of the night Tell me how to move like the water In between the dancing lights Be mine Be mine As he's time

Not bad Hey there was some good Good parts And some real monotone parts The low bits always really catch you out Hey Just like the high bits catch me out I think I go well in the moment.

Well, there you go. There's Breeze Azizam. Here comes mine. Once you've heard both, you'll get the chance to judge it. And pick the winner of Friday Oakey. Best of luck. Thank you very much. Addie Zab.

Ha ha. Meet me all the fog and ride. Yop, yep, yo. Show me how to move like the water. In between the dancing lights. Be mine, go, be mine. Addie Zab. I want to be nowhere but here with you now.

I want to be one in this face. I want to be tangled and wrapped in your cloud. I want to be close to your face. What tomorrow can wait. Losing time in this place till the sun is awake. Be like a magnet on me. I don't care what they say. We can do it our way.

And if love's just a game, they come and play. Me on the floor tonight Show me how to moon like the water In between the dark and lights Be mine, be mine As he's out Very good Every station in the world right now

Is playing the new Taylor Swift album And we're like, nah, we're gonna play this And we're singing Ed Sharon as he's am You gotta go against the grain Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Like what we just played. Well, no one else has that. No one else has that.

No one else has you and I singing each other as exam today, did they? They can't get it either. That's exclusive to this show. Let's take five votes. The phone lines are going open right now. We want five people to call through and pick the winner of Friday Oakey this week. Was it Bree or was it me, Clint? ZD.M's Bree and Clint Podcast.

Let's get back to Friday Oakey. I agree. The text machine is a lot. They said more Ed Shearin Azizam. That's what we want. They said, thank God you guys didn't do a Taylor Sliff song this week. Yeah, I've had too much Taylor Swift Day today. If you missed it, well, don't worry.

We've got a replay for you. We just did Ed Sheeran's Azizam. Bree sounded like this. And mine sounded like this. And mine sounded like this. Yours is so Kiwit. Azizam. Five brave Kiwi's standing by to vote.

We're going to go to Charlie first. Hi Charlie. Hi Charlie. Hi. Who's got it this week? Who's did the best Ed Shear and Azizam? I really love both, but I'm going to have to go with Bree. Oh, thank you, Charlie.

Have a good weekend. Thanks, Charlie. I feel like Charlie, it felt like she had to vote for someone, and so she reluctantly gave it to me. Let's go to Anna. Anna, you have free will, and you can vote for anybody you like. Are you going for Breezy Zam or Clint Zam this afternoon?

I think I'm going to go with Bree this time. Get in, Anna. I'll take it. I'm sensing a trend. I'm sensing a trend. Thank you, Anna. We appreciate it. Amelia's here.

Hi, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hi. Happy Taylor Swift Day, first of all. Yeah, happy Tuesday. You'd much be rather be listening to us sing Ezzie Zam than the new Taylor Swift album, wouldn't you? Of course. I love Edgier.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the right way to celebrate Taylor Swift. Who are you going to vote for this week? Me or Bree? Oh, Bree, you hit the notes, but I'm going to have to go with cleanse. I can hear the passion. Yes, girl. Yes, girl, that's what you could hear.

His third part was clearly way better than mine. No doubt about it. Thanks, Amelia, we appreciate you. Thanks, Amelia. 2-1. Ryan's on the phone. Gidey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hey, guys, how's going.

Good, thank you. We've just been instructed, Ryan, if you could stand by to go to Lana first. Lana. Hi, Lana. Hi. Hi. We need to get your vote right here right now. Lana, where's it going?

Okay, listen, Bree, I actually had to turn the radio down when you're one started. It was truly awful. I think it's the worst Friday okay you've ever done. Okay, okay. So, Clint, you've got my vote, baby. Okay, thank you very much. I would usually defend Bree, but yesterday she compared me to a warm cup of piss. So I was quite enjoying you laying into her.

I stand by what I said. And I'd say it again. Thanks, Lana. I see where we needed to go to Lana so we could force the tiebreaker. The tiebreaker it is. And Ryan, we're back with you. Good afternoon. Hello, Ryan.

Sheesh, guys, I've got the tiebreaker. This is pressure. This is pressure. This is huge, Ryan. Might be the biggest moment of your life. It is. It feels like it. Well, I think that both of your adelves were incredible.

I thought that your maladies were amazing. Thank you. Thank you. This is great. But the effort, I have to go with plans today. Yes. Yep, yep. Be me on the floor tonight.

I'll take it on the chin, Ryan. Appreciate you. Have a good weekend, mate. Thanks, guys. See you later. Well, there it is. Thanks for your votes, everybody. Next, we switch to focus back to you and your birthday bangers.

Oh, my God, imagine if we get some Taylor Swift for Taylor Swift Day. It could happen. It could really happen. 0800 dial Z-M right now. If you want to know what yours is. There it is. Here's a birthday banger. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.

Here we go. Birthday banger time for a Friday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Rachel's going to go first for a Friday birthday banger. Gidey, Rach. Hello, Rach. Hey. How you doing?

Good, thank you, mate. How's your week been, Rach? Oh, not too bad. I'm just here with my daughter and she's very excited that we're on the radio. Oh, amazing. What's your name? My name's Scarlett. Hi, Scarlett.

It's Breyn Clinton. How are you? Dad. Good to have you guys on the show. All we need is mum's birthday. On my birthday? 25th of the 3rd. 88.

All right. That means you were 16, Rachel, in 2004. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a bomb. Hell yeah, Rach. Hell, yeah. It's a good one.

You like a bit of Usher, Rach? Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, it's a great one. Okay, you've got a good birthday banger. Wait there for us. We're going to do a birthday banger for Jason. Cure to Jason. Hi, Jason.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you, Jason? Yeah, guys. Oh, we're losing him. Are you there, Jace? Oh, no.

No. Okay, we'll come back to Jason. We'll put him on hold for a second. Let's go to Alice first. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Oh, hey. How's your day been, Alice?

Alice? Oh, good. Just head work. Oh, excellent. Well, hopefully you're on the way home now. What is your day to birth? The set of June 2001. All right. That means you were 16 in 2017, Alice. And on that exact day, this was at the top of the charts. Clean bandit was Sean Paul and Anne-Marie. Do you remember the song, Ellis? Oh, yeah, 100%. This was big. Ian Marie had quite a few back-to-back hits. Clean Bandit had a good run, too. And Clean Bandit did too.

Yeah, yeah. And then Sean Paul, he was there. Oh, Sean Paul's the man. Yeah. He's had hits across spending decades. Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Alice. We've got Jason back, I think.

Are you there, Jason? Hey, guys. Oh, thank God, Jason. He's back. Okay, what's your day to birth, Jace? 14th, September 2001. All right, Jason. That means you were 16 and 27.

And on that day, Jason, this was number one. Oh, I had my first to that song. Jason. Jason. Is this Jason from Gaydar earlier in the week? Yeah, hey. Jason. You're on your second strike, Jason.

I'm going to put a mind against your name. You can't. You guys got me wrong anyway. I'm not even gay. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus, Jason. Put him in the safety pen. He's going in the safety pen.

I don't know what to believe anymore. Neither. Lies, all lies. I was going to vote for Despacito, but now I don't want to. I'm going, yeah. Usher. That's a good vibe. Rachel and Scarlett.

You've won birthday banger. Woo! Nice work, team. You have a great weekend, girls. Thanks for listening to ZM. See, guys. Here you go. From 2004, it's Usher and Year for Birthday Banger on ZM.

Usch, Ash, Ash, Ash, I'm Brinclin. Something about working in radio is I feel like us as a team, we get to know each other. Like, intimate details. Too intimately. Too much. I know things about you that I never wish to know. Yeah, vice versa, actually. Exactly.

And it's with this that comes, you get to know people's skills that they have. And producer Ella reckons she learned a new thing that producer Claudia has. And you said you're jealous of it. I am jealous of it because I know, like, throughout my life and career, I don't have this skill. Claudia doesn't know what it is. As far as Claudia's concerned, she's skillless. She can kind of use pro tools. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's kind of competent at her job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is big, though. I mean, you're going to. Oh, I'm so interested to know. Ella, please reveal to us Claudia's skill that you're jealous of. She knows how to Google things. Oh, geez.

No, I'm serious, listen up. She knows how to use keywords. I don't even know how to do it in real life, but let alone Google. Like, you know how to summarise really well and use keywords to, like, get the ultimate Google result or chat pee result that you want. This is why I'm so good at Google down. I've never been more disappointed. Oh, I thought it was going to be something cool. Although it was going to be something to do with their mouth.

I thought it was going to be something like she could make any cocktail off the top of her head. I can make any cocktail off the top of my head. Bullshit. They won't be good. Oh, you're true. Guys, no, this is an actual skill that I don't have a little bit of a party and impress people are. Well, you're like, guess what guys? Guess what I could do?

Watch me Google stuff, guys. Yeah. It's a good skill. Do you want to know what my skill is? What's your special skill? I've told you about this skill. And you'll have the opportunity to witness it today, actually. Okay.

I believe I can lift a suitcase and tell you the weight of that suitcase. Oh, that's good. Within two kilos. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty decent. If it's true. Like, you haven't proved that skill. I will today.

I will today. I'll lift your suitcase. I lift my suitcase. Okay. And we'll weigh them at the airport. And that's a demonstrable, a demonstrable skill that you can take to a party, you know? We will film and debunk or confirm this skill later today. You got a skill?

That's good. I feel like I've got a few random skills. Oh, rate yourself. I didn't say they're good. Is that cherry stalk thing you can do with your tongue? Yeah, same thing with a gummy worm. That is hot. Yeah, I feel like that's a weird skill.

I can also crack a whip, which I feel like not everyone can. can do. That's a hot skill. I can also start a fire with a flint. Man, your skills are so lesbian cheap. I'm so hot. It's so hot and so gay. You're so country lesbian.

I got one. Yeah. So I don't know if you've heard this trend going around, but Hugh Jackman, people are singing like him because he's got a lot of vibrato. Oh yeah. Claudia actually told me that I can do it too. I didn't say it as a compliment. Give me a drum roll. Okay, hold on.

So this is Hugh Jackman vibrato. Shake it off, shake it off My best friend Who is new girlfriend That's pretty good Anything else? I think I have an actual skill Not just Googling things

This is Claudia putting forward something Because it's a competition for lamest skill Out of you and Ella at the moment Thank you, mine might win When I'm making a fried egg to go on toast I can make it in the exact shape of the toast Every single time Now that is a skill

That's a skill. Maximum toast coverage. It's exactly the same shape as the bread. It would come in handy so often. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yeah, that's probably the best skill. That is so much better than Ella's skill.

I was about to swear that. No, wait, give it one more chance. Let's hear it one more time. I dreamed a dream in time. Oh, it got worse. That was just for us. Their name's Brie and Clint podcast. Are you someone that?

takes like if you're going to the toilet to sit because I know you're a boy and you like to stand sometimes you like to If I'm feeling bonies I'll have a sit Yeah I was going to say you've told me before That you like to treat yourself to a sit down we sometimes From time to time yeah

But yeah let's say you're sitting down Are you taking your phone and having a little scroll On the phone? Unfortunately yes I feel like most of us are Yeah and it's disgusting And if you're not good on you Don't stoop to our level

Because once you start It's hard to stop. It's addictive. Yeah, it's a slippery slope. This might help with helping people to stop to take their phone to the toilet. Okay. Because there's a study that's been done with quite alarming results. Do you want to hear what they are?

Yeah, okay. Take a listen. I'll be interested to know if it'll make me stop. It's like when they told people smoking will kill them and they're like, yeah, but I just love it. I just love it so much. There's not many worse things that could happen. They're like, what about the risk of certain death? And they're like, hmm, but yeah, what about when that smooth nicotine hits your system?

So let's see if your information will stop me taking my phone to the toilet. Take a listen. Doctors examined 125 people for haemorrhoids. The findings revealed that those who brought their phone into the bathroom were 46% more likely to have haemorrhoids compared to those who left their device behind. One of the doctor's advised toilet scrollers, leave your smartphone phone outside because when you go in, you have just one job and you should focus on that job. If the magic hasn't happened within five minutes, you should get up and go, take a

breather and come back. Doctors are now warning toilet scrollers to set a two TikTok limit. Two TikTok limit. God, we are the most pathetic generation in history that we have to have a TikTok limit on our poos. That's shocking. Is it 46% more likely to develop hemorrhoids? Producers, you guys take your phones to the toilet. I have a fun new game that I'd play You play games on the toilet Yep It's for my brain

I'm not shocked One bit I feel like Has anyone ever had a hemroid No I don't know See if you had had one You'd know

You're more prone No well then also I feel like that information Would be scarier Yeah For us it's like Hemorrhoid shimroid I'm not afraid of the unknown Yeah

How do you know if you're I don't know Afraid of the unknown A good friend of mine has had a hemroid I know who it is Multiple No it wasn't me It wasn't her

Hey we're not hymroid shaming here We're not hemroid shaming And you know what I'm surprised I haven't had one Yeah Do you have to put it back in? Yeah someone has to put it back in for you And sometimes you actually even have to have

Like cream You have to have cream And when it's real bad Yes it can lead to surgery You have like a stuffing cream Imagine putting the cream on there Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, let's see if that stops anyone. I've got to be honest with you, 46% is not a scary enough number for me.

What, it's 50-50. You're like, meh, 50-50. I've been pretty lucky so far. I mean, yeah, but is it 50-50 I'm going to die? It's just a hemorrho. The ZDM Podcast Network. Are we counting down like NASA do for the launch of a shuttle? Yeah, we can do that.

It's T-minus 25 seconds. Kind of like the Hunger Games. 59. 58. 57. Always wanted to do that. 15 seconds, everybody, until the new Taylor Swift music drops.

We count down from 13. Oh, we should have. We missed it. Oh, we missed it. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Happy Taylor Swift Day. Thank you, Taylor Swift music. This is the Fate of a Failure.

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