ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 3rd September 2021

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Friday edition of the Brie and Clint Podcast. Brie is currently getting every last crumb of Dorito out of the bowl. You alright there? Yep. You got it? I'm gonna clean it up. You alright?

Bit spicy today, eh? Quite spicy. Have they made sweet Thai chilli more spicy? I reckon they have. Really? You think they've stepped on the gas? Not that I've eaten that flavour a lot. Nah.

I don't really eat Doritos, but... Why not? Palm oil. Oh. You know? Mm. Do all corn chips use palm oil? Some don't.

Some don't. There's some that don't. But, yeah. But they're very addictive. And I ate half a bag today So Not a saint Shall we Do

An international birthday banger Hit it Ben Shall we do an international birthday banger Hit it Ben It's my birthday It's my birthday Free and close Birthday banger

The podcast Yeah Tried to Tried to lead you in there Tried to lead the horse to water It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday bang. The podcast. Yeah! Tried to lead you in there. Tried to lead the horse to water. Couldn't make it drink. Sorry, mate. I was not concentrating.

Ooh, have there been little quotes added to these? Our first contestant is Lily Takegasa. It's Japanese, so I'm going to say... Takegase? Takegasa. It's Japanese, so I'm going to say. Takegase? Takegasa. Takegasa. She said, I have been a local listener, newly became the international podcast listener,

loving this Kiwi fix every day. So she must be living here. So she's a Kiwi who's gone to Tokyo. Yeah, very cool. Okay. So Kiwi who's gone to Tokyo. Yeah, very cool. Okay. So she lives 40 kilometres northeast of Tokyo, Japan. Very cool. Very cool. Lily was born on the 15th of October 1990, so she was 16 in 2006.

And on the 15th of October in 2006, this was number one it's good 2006 you know what sometimes I say to my partner what I go wax my sexy back I go

you know what I'm bringing it back and she goes what I go. Wax my sexy back? I go, you know what? I'm bringing it back. She goes, what? I go, sexy. Does that line work? Nah. What do you think? I won't try it then.

Let's go to Philip Miza from Ventura, California. Ventura, California. Sounds like a surfing place. Yeah, Ventura. Philip Miza. All I think of is Ace Ventura, California Sounds like a surfing place Yeah, Ventura And all I think of is Ace Ventura Was he from Ventura? No, I don't think so Oh, Ace Ventura Yeah, Ace Ventura

Oh, that makes more sense And you must be the Monopoly guy Alright, Phillip You were born the 22nd of September 1994 So you were 16 in 2010 And on the 22nd of September this was number one have got a better song this song is literally about California what if he'd got California girls oh no that's the song I was thinking of. No, this whole album's about California. Pretty much, hey.

That's when she was living in LA. That's California vibe, the whole album. Wow, California vibes and also shooting whipped cream out of your boobies. That's the ethos of the album, right? If you had to give it a theme. California and cream. Let's go one more for Jeremy Owens from Chicago, Illinois. Chicago.

You're out. You're out of there. That's another Ace Ventura reference. Who's that? Yeah. Jeremy, you were born on the 22nd of May, 1985, which means you were 16 in 2001. And the hit that was on your 16th birthday was this. She came and played our Friday Gems Festival a couple of years ago.

Janet Jackson and All For You. She's incredible. She's a great singer. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Janet Jackson. I vote for Janet Jackson today. I think I'm voting for Janet. Janet.

One of the great song intros. It's iconic. Here it goes, and then it drops in. Edit. Three, two, 2, 1 Have a great weekend everybody Stay safe We're still in lockdown here in New Zealand It's weird for us

It is If anyone wants to send us a care package I would appreciate it We can weirdly order things from overseas to be delivered, but we can't order stuff from Auckland to be delivered. But it means more when it comes from someone else as a gift. Do you reckon chicken from Australia would be good to eat? Oh my God, can someone please send me a Chico roll from Australia?

Yes, Anastasia? You probably need to tell people your address. Oh, 2 Graham Street, Auckland Central, 1010 Postcode. I love how Anastasia's... But you're just hinting, right? It's just if someone feels... But I mean, hypothetically. I mean, if you want to make us all feel good in here.

But you don't have to here But you don't have to But you don't have to I'm just saying If you wanted to do that No one's seen us a dog tag But it's totally up to you guys I'm not saying you have to No one in here

But just putting it out there I mean don't do it But if you want to That's the address Unless you go and do it I love how Anastasia's like You need to give out the address See you guys Bye guys Unless you go and do it. I love how Anastasia's like, you need to give out the attire.

See you guys. Bye, guys. Before you know it, I'll be out of here. I'll make a move. Don't try to be a pervert. Cute or it's like. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. One, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend.

Oh, we're doing this again, are we? We're back here. We're back in this position. Yeah, it's a bloody Friday, mate. We've got to get back on the horse one more day. Can't wait for this weekend, man. Going to do so much stuff. I'm going to...

I'm going to mow the lawn. Are you? That's going to be so... Oh, man, I'm so jealous. Then I might mow the lawn. Are you? That's going to be so... Oh, man, I'm so jealous. Then I might even trim the hedge. Damn. And then I'll do some work in the garden. Hey, all.

Nah, kidding. I already trimmed my hedge. You told me you don't have a hedge. Exactly. Yeah. Doesn't need trimming. Tell me you... It's like that movie Scorched Earth down there.

You know when you see those David Attenborough documentaries and he talks about what will happen if we don't address climate change? Don't call my lady business Scorched Earth. That's you. You're downstairs is what happens if we don't reduce our carbon emissions.

What's that? What's that thing? No life can be sustained. It's an hospitable territory. Sorry. Sorry. This is no longer about you. It's about the joke.

Yeah, sure it is. What's that big pile of tiny microplastics in the middle of the sea? Oh, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Yeah, the microplastics? Yeah. That's your downstairs business. Don't refer to my downstairs as micro, okay? Not nice, is it? It's

Neno, okay? Neno. Nil. Nil. No, not Nil. Nil. Okay, there's something there. Okay. Something for everyone. No, not true either. Nil. Okay, there's something there. Okay. Something for everyone. No, not true either. Wow, it is Friday. Today on the show, we will just be celebrating the fact that there's under 30 cases today.

Oh, I was not going to be happy if those cases went up today. No, it's good news and we just got to keep pushing forward. I know Dr. Ashley Bloom has said it is going to bounce around, but you want it to go down. Yeah, absolutely. You want it to go down, right? It gives everyone hope. Yeah. You know? It's like being a Wallabies supporter. As long as the score that the All Blacks score goes

down, even if it's still... Each game. Even if it's still like, they still win by 40 points. As long as it's like, you know, if it's 38 points, it gives a bit of hope. It went up last time, so... like they still win by 40 points as long as it's like, you know, if it's 38 points. Oh, yeah. It gives a bit of hope. It went up last time, so. Is there an All Blacks game on this weekend?

Do you want to make a stupid bet? Okay, go on. You and me? Yep, I've got the All Blacks. Who are you going for? No, that would be a stupid bet. Today on the show, your chance to win some money with free ride at 5 o'clock. We're going to give that away.

And we've decided to change it up. We are moving Friday Oki forward to 4 o'clock because we know you're all knocking off work in about 20 minutes. You ain't listening at 5. Nah. Not for that. So today for Friday Oki, be listening at 4 o'clock to hear our version of...

Yeah. could a song for Friday Oki ever be more relevant than this one right now only if it said not work

from home we'll start with Tradiverse Lady though 50 bucks cash up for grabs if you want to win it

thanks to our mates at KFC call us right now and you can take on somebody else to win that in time for the weekend. 0800 dial ZM

if you want to play. See if you can take home 50 bucks cash. How does this song? Banger. Daft Punk for Friday Jams. Brie and Clint ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint Clint That's Destiny's Child

And Independent Woman It's a different way of ending songs I'm just experimenting with it No I liked it Did you like it? It's more dramatic I like to let the music breathe Breathe

Give the artist the room to breathe You know that's the way It's head off the open Kelly Michaud Head is off Bree and Clint Trady vs Lady the head off the opener. Kelly Michaud. Head is off. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. Tradies versus the ladies.

I'm a purist. I'm not going to say I'm a purist. For a Friday. And let me just say, whoever takes out this game will be in the lead of the whole competition and can go into the weekend

on a high. It's been what I would describe as a ding-dong week. It has been. For Tradiverse Lady. A ding-dong battle, some might say. A ding-dong battle in Tradiverse Lady this week. Tit for tat.

So here to play first, our lady, she's from Wellington, she's 37, and she's a multimedia artist. Welcome to the show, Tegan. Hello, Tegan. Hi there. What does that involve? I go across a whole lot of different multimedia, from digital art to painting with acrylics and water paint

and even getting into the whole merch onto some of my designs onto sweatshirts and stuff. Go on, give your business a plug, Tegan. I'm just starting out, but yeah, it's just out by Teagan at the moment. Out by Teagan. Got any NFTs? No. Not yet. That's the future, I've heard.

You'll be taking on our tradie today. He's 28. He's from the Tron, and he lives in a tiny house. Welcome to the show, Tiny Joel. Hello, Joel. How tiny are we talking? 2.4 metres wide, 8 metres long and it's on a trailer. We can take it anywhere. That's cool.

And when you say we, who and you else? Me and my wife. And if you go onto Living Big in a Tiny House on YouTube, you can see how we did a video tour with them not too long ago.

So we're like the second or third one that they've put up. You paused after me and my wife and I thought you were about to go, and our six kids. No. Here we go, guys. Joel, your buzzer is tradie. Tegan, your buzzer is lady. First to three points wins $50 cash.

Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Joe Rogan has COVID and is reportedly treating it with horse drench. What show did he become famous on? Trady. Yes, Joel.

Don't even need the options. Fear Factor. It is correct. Well done. Nice work. Fear Factor. God, that was horrific, some of the stuff they made. It's iconic though, eh?

Oh, my God. Terrible. One to the tradies. Question number two. Fear factor. God, that was horrific, some of the stuff they made. It's iconic, though, eh? Oh, my God, terrible. One to the tradies. Question number two. The incredible Sophie Pascoe wrapped up her Paralympics campaign last month. In total, how many gold medals has she now won? Tradie?

Yes, Joel? Going to go with eight. No, Tegan, you want to guess? Six. No, Teagan, you want to guess? Six. No, guys. She won an incredible 11. 11 gold medals. Paralympic gold medals.

That's huge. She's just insane. All right, still one to the tradies. Question number three. What is 3 p.m. in 24-hour time? Tradie. Yes, Joel? 1500.

That is correct. God, I hate 24-hour time. Doady. Yes, Joel. He's 1,500. That is correct. God, I hate 24 hour time. Do you? I hate it. You'd never survive in the military. That's why I never joined. Question number four, two to the tradies. Tegan, you need this one here.

I need this one. You need it. Mario and Luigi are popular characters from the Nintendo games. The ladies. Oh, yes. Yes, Tegan. Super Mario Brothers. No, I got that wrong.

No, I mean, that is the game, but I hadn't finished the question. Oh, sorry. Yep. I was going to say, what relation are they? They're brothers, aren't they? Oh, Joel just got in there before you. Joel. Brothers.

Oh. Here's a fun fact that I don't know if you guys knew. Do you know they're twins? Mario and Luigi. They're fraternal twins. Yeah, but they're not real. Yes, they are. What's the moustache guy?

Uncle. I don't know. Hey, Joel, we've got 50 bucks cash for you. Congrats, man. Nice work, Joel. Thank you, guys. Have a good Uncle. I don't know. Yeah. Hey, Joel, we got 50 bucks cash for you. Congrats, man. Nice work, Joel. Cheers. Thank you, guys. Have a good day.

You too, mate. It's enough money to paint the tiny house. Oh, possibly. Bree and Clint. The police in Queenstown are on the hunt for some hardened criminals right now. Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? Come down. Someone didn't pay for a ski pass.

Nah, no one's paying for ski passes at the moment. Can't ski. Can't ski in level three. Yeah, that's the rules. That's what just ended the podium. Yeah, that's the same. Can't ski in level three. Can't snowboard in level four.

Everyone's wearing masks when they ski. It's a great point. Yeah. It's a great point. You're outdoors, but no, we're staying inside. I guess you're going on the chairlifts though. Those are not the criminals we're staying inside. I guess you're going on the chairlifts though. Those are not the criminals we're looking for. The criminals this afternoon, a heist was undertaken at the Queenstown KFC. Bad boys, bad boys.

Tom Cruise, he's at it again, isn't he? Well, no wires involved with this one. No security codes. No underground tunnelling. Two men waited until a bag of KFC was put on the drive-thru window that someone was about to receive and then they came through

on their skateboards and they grabbed the bag and they skateboarded off. Well that's not very you know 007 is it? It's not but they haven't been caught so arguably it works. I mean skateboards very fast form of transportation. No number plates.

No number plates and you never run out of fuel. Never run out of fuel and you get lost in a crowd. Head down the skate park. I mean, not in level three, but you know. No, they'd find you pretty quick in level three. It's got me thinking and obviously I don't want to rob

our key sponsor KFC key sponsor, KFC. I love KFC. The only thing I love more than KFC is paying for my KFC and obtaining it legally. But if we were to do a heist- I mean, I'm keen for free KFC. And get free KFC. What's the best way to get KFC?

I've been thinking about this. They've got it all wrong. You don't steal it from the store. You steal it from the people. You go to the beach on a sunny day. You see where a picnic blanket is with a bucket of KFC and then you swoop in like a seagull and that is how you get free KFC. Yeah, but you need to be quick.

Do need to be quick. And stealth. And stealth. And you, I would not say is quick and stealth. What do you mean not me? I feel like you get caught. The better way to do it would be to capture a flock

of seagulls, train them for over a year to go and pick up all people's KFC on the beach and fly it back to you and then you go unknown, undetected. Bad boys, bad boys. How do you know the bird hasn't nibbled on your KFC?

Well, it's just a part of the collateral damage. Also, how do you train a bird to eat other birds? These are all... That's cannibalism. They're not eating the KFC. That's the point. That's why you get the seagulls because they're not going to eat their own. Right.

Okay. No, actually, no. At first I was skeptical, but now that you said that, but foolproof plan. Just need to find a good bird trainer. Absolutely right. And like we said at the start, don't steal KFC. That's obviously not a good idea. Don't do that.

Don't do that. That's a dick move. And how are you going to catch all those seagulls? Really? With a net. Well, actually, now I'm back on board now, actually. Yep, no, I'm back to the original plan of stealing KFC. Or we could get a drone.

Yes. Same as everyone else. Yep. We'll just drone steal it. Send a drone through the drive-thru and see if they'll let the drone do an IOU. Absolutely. Drones have no pockets. That's why it doesn't have its wallet on it.

All right, we're trusting you, drone. Bree and Clint. When you die, do you want... Choose this turn quick. Yeah, well, I just want to be up front with you. Yeah. When you die, do you want to be cremated or do you want to be buried? I...

Do you want to be pushed out to sea on a barge like a Viking and then we shoot a flaming arrow onto it? Which I guess is cremated. Look, I haven't thought about it super in depth. I probably should start thinking about it. Yeah. Because I probably should do a will eventually at some point. Well, you're undecided, so we're clear.

I want to be cremated, okay? If somehow you're put in charge of my last will and testament, chuck me in the fire, okay? Okay, but then what happens to the ashes? Because see, if I get cremated, I've got a plan if I do want to get cremated. Yeah. I want my ashes to go into a firework.

Yes. And then shot into the air. Okay, well, have I got the story for you. A late Tiesto fan in the UK has had his ashes shot out of a cannon at a Tiesto concert. Quite similar. Yeah. It's a pretty tragic passing of this young guy, but his cousins said,

let's make something of this for him and his memory. Wait a minute. Yeah. It was shot into the air where? At a festival. Over a crowd? Over a crowd of 70,000 people, yeah. While his favourite DJ Tiesto was DJing.

I love the idea. I don't know about doing it over people that weren't consenting. It was at Creamfields in the UK. 70,000 guests. He loved Tiesto. The cousins actually just wanted to get a photo of his ashes on the stage. They said to the promoters, can

he go on the stage for one last time and we get a photo? And they went, screw that, man., whack him in the cannon and then they shot him out there. I don't know if people thought this through. People didn't get a chance to think it through because they didn't, well, I don't know. Obviously drunk people thought it through.

It's fine, okay? It's just human ashes, all right? Just like... See, even when you say it, like not the best. No. Not ideal. No. Not ideal. No. Not ideal.

Yeah, no. Look, I have a friend who passed away and her name was Helena and she was a huge Rhythm and Vines fan. She always went to Rhythm and Vines. She was friends with the people who ran the festival. The year that she passed away, there was a strong rumor going around the festival that they had popped her ashes in one of the midnight fireworks like you talked about and then –

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so she got to go out above Rhythm and Vines. It was never confirmed. In fact, the Rhythm and Vines organizers denied it. Denied it. They said, no, it's not true. I feel like that's even better than the cannon. It's better, right?

You know why? You're up in the air. Because it goes. They said, no, it's not true. I feel like that's even better than the cannon. It's better, right? You know why? Because you're up in the air. Because it goes into the air, right? It goes way up high and then it actually, the firework explodes. Yes. Whereas a cannon kind of just shoots it across the crowd. It just scatters you a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I guess it depends what you're into. Maybe he had a fear of heights. Yeah. Did he have a fear of cannons? Yeah, we know, maybe they should... Good question, actually. I mean, in my opinion, very cool way to be...

Yeah, ashes have shattered. Special tribute, right? Yeah. But yeah, I see what you mean about the... The human remains. Yeah, maybe just give him a heads up. I heard Fletch Vaughan and Megan talking about this this morning, but I'd already seen the story and I was like,

this is like one of the best stories I've seen this week. Yeah. And let me take you to Timaru, the Timaru Cinemas, who have made news worldwide today. After, did you realise that this was still a thing you know back in the day when you'd want to find out

what movie like times when movies were on yeah you could either look in the paper or you could call up the cinema and they had like

an automatic answering machine yeah yeah yeah and they'd be like this movie's on at this time I always move because I always used to call it and figure out what movie I could go and see

and I always felt sorry for the poor guy who had to every day update that phone system with all the sessions for all the movies that were on. Well, spare a thought for that guy again today after he accidentally made the answering machine for the Timaru Cinemas. All of his mistakes. Take a listen. Hello and thank you for calling with your max

digital cinemas tomorrow we are currently closed until hello and thank you for calling with your max digital cinemas tomorrow we are currently closed until level two you can see more hello and thank you for calling Movie Max Digital Cinema Timaru. We are currently closed until we reach level two. You can check our website for updates on... ****. Hello, and thank you for calling Movie Max Digital Cinema Timaru. We are currently closed until we reach level two.

You can check our Facebook page and website for information on screening times and upcoming movies. Thank you. Got it at the end. Well done. You got there. Poor guy. You know what he sounds like? He sounds like us when we have to do those ad libs in the studio here. Where we have to do these pre

red ads. We've all been there. If our outtakes went to air as well, we would be fired in a heartbeat. We'd be struggling just as much. Shout out to that guy who works at Timaru Cinemas. Oh, and shout out to MovieMax Digital Timaru. What a great complex. It was great advertising, really. Great advertising.

Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Br-br-br-Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brian Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie! If there's one good thing about this lockdown, it's that maybe less people will hear this segment. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about that, especially this week. Friday Okie, if you've never heard it, is where we go head-to-head in a singing competition.

We pick a song, we spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer, this week socially distanced, of course, and we do the best we can. Then we play them both and you choose who did the best song. That's right, you pick who was the least crap. This week, Brie chose the song. Tell us what we're singing, Brie.

Of course, everyone is working from home, so it just made sense to sing this Fifth Harmony classic. You don't want to do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Topical. Work from home. Work from home. Sexy, you know Sexy right up my alley

You know, bit of me This is my wheelhouse of music You know Songs with sex appeal But I don't get to go first You get to hear Breeze first We want you to listen to both of them And then we want you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM

And decide who did the best work from home Speak of sex appeal Take take a listen to this. Here we go, everybody. Enjoy. Watch out. I ain't worried about nothing. I ain't wearing that nada. I'm sitting pretty impatient, but you know I gotta

put in them hours. I'ma make it harder. I'm standing pick after picture. I'ma get you fired I know you're always on that night shift But I can stand these nights alone And I don't need no explanation Cause baby you're the boss at home You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work

You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work. We can work from home. Home. We can work from home. Home. We can work from home. No, a nice run at the end, yeah.

Solid. Solid, yes, good. I think you're going to win. It's a solid 24 hours on the tools that was Was it? Yep Really? 24 hours?

Yeah Did you do rehearsals this week? Absolutely It shows Gyrating Yeah it shows Just to get in the mood Have you filmed a music video?

Yeah I put a tool belt on And some steel caps I'm quite happy not to play mine No no no If you want a free victory I'm quite happy not to play it No no that's not how this game works. I'd like to not play it.

Nah, we're doing it. We're here. You stitched me up with the song choice. How? Because this song is not... I'm not looking at the lyrics this week. This is coming straight from the top of my dome. We'll see how we go.

No lyrics. Fine, just listen. I ain't worried about nothing. I ain't wearing that Prada. I'm sitting pretty impatient. I'm going to make you harder. No, no. Yeah, fair enough there, Ben.

I'll stick with the words from here on out. Putting them hours. I'm going to make it harder. Why is that one okay? I'm sending pickups to picture. I'm going to get you fired. I know you're always on the night shift. But I can't stand these nights alone.

And I don't need no explanation. Cause baby, you're the boss at home. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Cause my buddy does the work, work, work, work, work, work, work. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Cause my buddy does the work, work, work, work, work, work, work. We can work from home. Oh, oh.

The work is six. We can work from home. Oh, oh. The work is sex. We can work from home. Oh, oh. Just in case that bit wasn't clear. I just want to make sure that producer Ben, who had to edit those, do you need a meeting with HR or are you okay? I've already had it. Okay, good.

Just making sure you're okay. One of those, believe it or not, one of those is the best. Okay, and we need to know which one it is. You guys need to vote. You need to vote for one or the other. You can't pick both as much as I know you'd like to. 0800 dial ZM. The best feedback this week, along with your vote,

is going to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. It's Britney, bitch. And we'll get that feedback live to air after Britney. Brie and Clint. The Friday O.T. Well, it has been. We've just played you two incredible covers of Fifth Harmony's work from home.

Incredible covers. Especially given the current circumstances, Brie, I think incredible work from both of us. Yeah, stellar stuff. Here's what you missed. This was Brie's. We can work from both of us. Yeah, stellar stuff. Here's what you missed. This was Breeze. We can work from home. Home.

We can work from home. Home. Sexy. We can work from home. And mine. We can work from home. Home. Home.

The work is sex. We can work from home. Home. Home. Just in case that bit wasn't clear. You know, raunchy, risque, just the right amount of, you know, sex appeal, I think, this afternoon. But who had the most and who had the best song?

Five votes to side Friday Oki on the phones. And Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. What are your thoughts thisay, Sarah. Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks.

What are your thoughts this week, Sarah? Look, I feel qualified to vote on this because I'm an essential worker. So every morning as I'm leaving, I sing to my kids that mummy's got to go to work. So definitely with you, Bree, you took this one out. Oh, cheers, Sarah. Appreciate that. That's coming from an essential worker, too. It means a lot.

Yeah, that's an important vote. Let's go to Nevin. Hi, Nevin. Hi, Nevin. Hello, guys. Hello. How are you, Nevin? Very good.

Nice and sunny in Wellington. Time for playing. Good stuff. Can't beat a good day. Nevin, who are you voting for, mate? My vote is for Mr Clint thank you very much

like I said before the right amount of sexy in my 1A yeah yeah totally mate yeah thank you yeah I appreciate it good stuff

alright uh Nicola's here hi Nicola g'day Nicola hello what are your thoughts first what's your feedback on our

work from home this week oh I thought it was pretty good yeah I thought so too. Oh, yeah. It was really good. Oh, yeah.

Nicola, you're such a liar. Hard to differentiate between two classics, but who gets your vote this week? Clint. Yes, Nicola. Thank you very much. Thank you. You enjoy your lockdown level three weekend.

We appreciate you. Let's go to Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce. Hello. Hi. How's your lockdown level three weekend. We appreciate you. Let's go to Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce. Hello. How's your lockdown going, mate? Oh, fantastic. Oh, that's good.

Better after that? Much better. I thought so. We actually had a hard discussion in the car. I was leaning towards Clint, but the nine-year-old won the argument, so we're going brief. Yes! I'm always on board with the kids' votes.

Thank you. What's your kid's name? Sadie. She's here too. Sadie, I owe you one, okay? Okay. I was counting on you there, Lucy. I can't believe you lost an argument to a nine-year-old.

I hope you haven't lost me Friday Oaky this week. Sadie sounds like she's got her head screwed on right. It all comes down to Sarah, the deciding vote. Hi Sarah. G'day Sarah. Hi. How yous going? Good mate. What are your thoughts this week? Well, we had the same problem. I had the children in the car and I was going for free but my

daughter, 12 year old daughter went for Clint. So she won the vote. She won the vote? So just to be clear, you're voting Clint in Friday Yogie this week? Yes, please. There we are. You can work from home.

Oh, oh. The work is six. You can work from home. Oh, oh. Just in case that wasn't clear. Not super kid friendly. No, now that I've heard that, I'm not sure it's appropriate for the 10-year-old. Sarah, we better send you some of that KFC.

Oh, 12. That doesn't make it any better. Sarah, I appreciate you having my back though, mate. Thank you. No worries. We're looking forward to Treasure Island too. Oh, good. It's going to be awesome.

No singing. Yeah, no singing, which makes it even better. Bree and Clint. You know what I love? What? I love when communities come together and I appreciate every single person that has texted 9696 Fergie

MILF money. You've hijacked the National Service. I hope you're proud of yourself. You've effectively hijacked. This is like this is like you getting the 6 o'clock news and putting an episode of The Simpsons on what you've done here. We provide a National Service, okay? A morale boosting request at the end of a long work from home day. But is The Simpsons bad? No, The Simpsons on what you've done here. We provide a national service, okay? A morale boosting request at the end of a long work from home day.

But is The Simpsons bad? No, The Simpsons is good. Exactly. The Simpsons is good, but I want choice. You know, I want choice. Anyway, we're going to do it, okay? We're going to do it. We're going to, look.

We said we would do it and we will always do it. Every day we remain in lockdown, we will provide a morale boosting request. We have an impartial judge here, Chris. Hi, Chris. G'day, Chris. Howdy. Hi. What are your thoughts on...

No, no, no, don't ask him. He needs to be impartial. He needs to be impartial. What are your thoughts on milk? Oh, good for your bones. Yeah, yeah. Good for your bones. What are your thoughts on money?

I do like money. And what about milfs? Well, yeah. See, we got a winner. Milf money. I do like money And what about MILFs? What? Yeah See, we got our winner, MILF money Chris, you're about to lose your impartial status If you're not careful, okay? No, he was just answering the question Because of what Bree has done

There is only two options We normally have like nine songs to choose from All I have is 48 texts For MILF money And one other suggestion I love all of you Better be a good option then

The theme was songs about the weekend I love people that have texted through No the theme was songs about the weekend And MILF money So Chris your options today Our options as a team we we all get a vote, are the Friday song. Banger.

Huge tune for the weekend. Or. What's the other one going to be? MILF money. You know you have to. Come on. Or what's the other one going to be? Milk, milk, milk. Play it. You know you have to. Come on. Back off.

Do people even know this Fergie song? They will after we play it. Milk, milk, milk, milk. It was Fergie's comeback song that didn't work. You know, she was wearing that tiny little top and she poured the milk all over it. I think it was about breast milk. Chris has seen it.

Okay, look, I'm going to get this out of the way. We all get a vote. I'm going to vote first and I vote for the Friday song. Milk Money. Yeah, obviously. Chris. One vote. What are we going to play As a morale boosting request

Come on one shot One opportunity You gotta play milk money mate You have to Yes Chris I owe ya Have a great weekend man

I'll buy you a carton of milk For the weekend Chris Yes Yes Milk's on me Chris Enjoy hearing this Song for the first time ever In New Zealand

This is your morale boosting request on ZM. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show your Australian idol. It's Stan Walker. You still want to be introduced as Australian idol? Is that what we're doing, Stan? I haven't heard that for years. Bloody hell. They haven't asked you to come on for a reunion show or anything yet, have they?

I think it's gone, gone. So bizarre, Stan. I was watching TikTok the other day, and your Australian Idol audition came up on TikTok. Someone was obviously reposting it. And my partner looks at me and goes, Wait, was he on Australian Idol? And I was like, yes! And then it was all confusion

and I was like, did you not know that? Yeah, they claim you. Brie claims you as Australian. Absolutely. You're one of us. One of us. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, you're here because you've got cool news. You've got new music coming out. You've got a full Te Reo Maori album coming out,

and you're featuring on the new Waiata Anthems album. Yeah, nah, I'm pretty excited, eh? Like, to be honest, like, I was just thinking about it before, and I've been listening to all these Māori songs all day today, and all the people that came before me. I feel so honoured, eh? I think today it's kind of hit me that I was like, whoa, this is actually a big thing for me,

and from, you know, for where I come from, and who I come from, and, this is actually a big thing for me and for where I come from and who I come from and everybody that went before me. So I'm like, bro, I think this is a milestone for me. It's a massive shift in the way New Zealand music is recorded and promoted as well, so you're leading that charge. Who do you think was the most influential te reo Māori pop artist before this era? Who's the GOAT?

Oh, that's pretty hard because I feel like you've got Hinewehi Mohi, you've got Pāteo Māori Club. Who I grew up with is people like that. My auntie Emma, Emma Paki. Oh, bro. Delvanius, Prince Tuitika. Oh, bro, of course, Prince. You've got Uncle Howie

yes yeah yeah right so you're joining those ranks now and you've got a full Maori album coming out do you

do you speak Maori are you fluent in Te Reo Maori because we talked to the 660 guys the other week and Machu talked

about how much of a it was quite a daunting process for them to write in Maori right Bree yeah

definitely definitely not fluent but I can speak enough to have conversations. I understand a lot more and I think it's due to just being lazy over the years. Like I grew up on the marae and I was in the Maori Inn and everything like that with Tukohana. And just being around

my whānau, I'm actually blessed that a lot of my whānau only speak Maori. So I can conversate, but bro I'm definitely not fluent. It can sound like it, and you give me a few drinks and I'll sound fluent. A lot of people wouldn't even know. You just tell people that you are speaking fluent and they'll just have to believe you, Stan.

Are you around a lot of your whānau for lockdown? Nah, it's just me, my missus and our boy, and then it's just us three and they've gone for a walk. I started going for a walk with them and then it got cold. I was like no, no, I'm not doing this. You can't bail on lockdown walks. Yeah, you can. I do it all the time.

Even though my last name is Walker, I hate walking. I hate it with a passion of life. So my compromise, I was just like, hun, I'll go home I'll vacuum up and I'll cook us lunch yeah, yeah, you're disappointed and she goes, yes, and I was like, oh well

I don't like the call, bye now, love you You're going to have to change your name to Stan Laying Stan nothing Stan still Hey, let's play this track This is the one that's going to feature on Wire to Anthems, it's also on your new album

Te Aroha Nui You've redone one of my favourite Stan Walker songs, Take It Easy Haven't you? Yeah, oh man This was a buzz doing it because I hadn't sung the actual song from start to finish how everybody has heard it for years.

And so we were in the studio. I was like, oh my gosh, does it go like that? I forgot how I sung it. When I did that version, the Mount Zion version, I did that in one take. And so I... You did it in one take? That's insane, Stan. Are you serious?

I did it in one take. That's my favorite one. The reggae one is my favourite one over the pop one. So what we're about to play, the Te Reo Māori version of Take It Easy, is this the reggae or the pop mix? Oh, the reggae. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, that's what we like. What's the name of it, Stan? It's called Tau Te Māori De. There we go. That's Stan Walker featuring on the brand new Waiata Anthems album and his new full Te Reo Māori album, Te Aroha Nui. Thanks, Stan. Enjoy the rest of your lockdown, bro.

Stay safe. Go for a walk, Stan. I'm just going to sit down in the sun. There's a study that I want to talk about because I feel like this would be relevant for a lot of people in this country. If you sleep with a dog in the bed, then this is some information that's useful for you. There's a study that's been done which looked into how well people sleep with dogs sleeping in the bed.

Some people hate it, eh? Yeah, some people really don't like it. They also looked at who would get a better night's sleep, women or men, if dogs were to sleep in the bed with them. Oh, gender split. Based on gender. And there's some results. Who do you think sleeps better if they've got a dog in the bed, women or men?

I've never owned a dog, but anytime we've house sat somebody's dog, dog sat, we've always been like, get in the bed, get in the bed. And I quite like it because I love having our cats on the bed, but dogs are even more snuggly bed, get in the bed and I quite like it because I love having our cats on the bed but dogs are even more snuggly. They get up in there and they spoon you and they're not in a creepy way or anything but you know you can really just get in there and have a good old cuddle. Yeah they're cuddly So I

and knowing the way I sleep versus the way my partner sleeps I think men would sleep better in the bed than women with the dog According to this study women sleep better in a bed than women with a dog? According to this study, women sleep better in a bed with dogs. No way. Yep. It says here if women sleep in the same bed as her dog,

she will sleep better than if she was to sleep in a bed with her partner. Oh, wait. Is it dog or partner? No. Well, this is just extra information that they've got from it. Yeah, right. Is it a protection thing? Is it a security thing?

So it says, yeah, she will get a better night's rest because dogs aren't as disruptive as, this is based on heterosexual relationships, so it says dogs aren't as disruptive as male partners. Depends on the dog. Those French bulldogs snore up a storm. Yeah, I think it's interesting because I sleep in the bed with my dog Whitney,

like rarely, but usually when my partner's on night shift, I'll let Whitney sleep in the bed. Yeah. And she does not move. Yeah. At all. Like once she's asleep, that's it.

She doesn't move. Well, it must be a comfort thing because your dog, it's not a security thing. She's not going to lick an intruder to death, is she? I mean, she's pretty feisty when she wants to be. Would you agree the 80s, very different time to what we're living in right now? Absolutely.

In so many ways. In so many ways. Shoulder pads, mullets, short shorts. Actually, now they're quite similar to now. And people getting perms? Yeah. Some people are. Some people are getting perms.

You did a couple of years ago. Not by choice. No, it was your choice. Not by choice. You loved it. You were like, I'm getting a perm. I wasn't. And I was like, I probably wouldn't do that.

You made me get it. And then you loved it. It's well documented you made me get it. And then you loved it. I didn't love it. Anyway, there's been a list that's been released um and it's a very old list and it's essentially all the swear words you could and couldn't say on uh television back in the 80s ah yes okay quite interesting things are much more conservative in the 80s weren't they well it's quite... People still spoke like this on the television at 6 o'clock. Yes

and no. Really? Yes and no. Like I find the list so let me break it down. So the list has three categories. There's a no way, so you can't say these words under any circumstances. No way. Then there's if you absolutely have to.

Then there's a list of those words. Yeah. And then there's a list of okay. So there's hard nose, soft nose and... Yeah, okay. You know when I've done, have you been paying attention a couple of times, they have this exact list. They're like, these words are okay.

These words, we don't want you to, but you kind of can say those. And these are the words you can't say. And the list hasn't changed since the 80s? No, I'm talking about now. Oh, you said this exact list. No, I said we have the exact same kind of list. Oh, same kind of list.

Yeah, so similar kind of list, but obviously not the same. I feel like, should I give a word and then you guys, including the producers, have to pick what category it's in? Yeah, sure. Should we do it that way? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yep. Yeah, let's do it like that. Okay. So these are words that are, do you want to use the fancy thing that we made? Oh yeah, how's it going?

You just gotta go, these words are un. These words were un. These words were un. No. No. Oh no. No, No. Oh, no. No, it was meant, no, Ben, it was meant, you were meant to get the bit that said acceptable in the 80s and then we would say un.

That's what it was. Well, you could have listened to it before. Yeah, we could have. Yeah, you're right. It's a fun sting anyway. Okay, ready? Let's make it, let's make it. So you just say, these were unacceptable.

These were unacceptable. And the 80s still works. Even better. Still works. Okay. That's better. Let's kick it off with the word, let's go with arse. Arse.

Arse. Is that in the, no way you're not allowed to say this on TV in the 80s? But if you absolutely have to, so the mm, okay, or the yep, you can say that on TV. I reckon if you had to. I'm going to go mm, okay, too, yeah. I'm going to go, yeah, that's all right, because it could be a donkey. It could be talking about a donkey. You arse.

It's in the okay list. Yes. It's good to go. So you're saying it was acceptable. The 80s. The 80 It's good to go. So you're saying it was acceptable. What about just a classic tits? Oh. I reckon that's an mm.

Is that in the no way middle or it's okay? It's okay. Tits on a ball. People would say tits on a ball on TV back in the 80s. Balls don't have tits. I know. You'd say that's about as useful as tits on a ball. Oh. Yeah,its on a ball on TV back in the 80s. Balls don't have tits. I know. You'd say that's about as useful as tits on a ball. Oh.

Yeah, it's in the okay list. Yes. It's in the okay list. Sorry, can you say it was? That was acceptable. This is really starting to prove Clint's age. Hey, shut up. Yeah, isn't it? I don't know firsthand.

He was born early 80s. Did you know that? No, I didn't say firsthand. He was born early 80s. Did you know that? No, I didn't. He was born late 80s. Late. I think mid. I was only just born. No, wrong one.

I was only just born. I think 86 is mid. I was born in 87. This is not about me. This is about you. I thought it was 81. That's on the cusp of mid. Anyway, moving on.

Is piss off you dickhead on the list? Let's go with dickhead. Dickhead, where's that in? Oh, yeah. Where's that on the list? I reckon it's going to be a no. Dickhead is a medium. It's a middle.

Yeah, I'd say middle. It's a middy. It's a middy, yeah. It's a semi. You're right. We're right. It was in the middle. In the middle, yeah.

So it was... That was... Oh, well, now it's stuffed. That was kind of acceptable. No, yeah. Yeah. In the 80s, the 80s. Okay, what about the word, the F word?

Oh, unacceptable. Unacceptable in the 80s. Absolutely unacceptable in the 80s. Maybe. No, the F word. Oh, unacceptable. Unacceptable in the 80s. Absolutely unacceptable in the 80s. Maybe. No, that was unacceptable. What about, oh, you twat. Such a funny English word. A medium thing.

People in the 80s loved saying twat. That was a no way. Unacceptable. Really? Medium for me. People in the 80s loved saying twat. Yeah. That was a no way. Unacceptable. Really? What about bastard? Bastard was middle. People in the 80s loved saying bastard.

No. No deal. What about the double whammy, you bloody bastard? Unacceptable. Yeah, no. That was sometimes acceptable. Oh. The 80s, the 80s. What about prick?

This is fun. I could do this all day. Prick was fine. Yeah, that's fine. That was sometimes acceptable. The 80s, the 80s. Okay, one more. One more, one more, one more, one more.

I haven't got one right yet. That's because you weren't born in the 80s. It's because she was born in the 2000s. That's because Anastasia wasn't born... Okay, last one. What about... You might have got the sting right after all, Ben. What do you think?

What about knob? Knob. Middle, middle, middle. I reckon middle is off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The word knob was very acceptable. Yeah. Means it's acceptable now, you knob.

Yeah, bunch of knobheads. Wait, you didn't say knobhead. No, I've just checked The word head, also acceptable What about knob ends? No, knob and head are acceptable But not knob Wait, am I allowed to be saying this right now?

You've fallen into your own trap This is the perfect number plate for you, Brie I know you're a number plate enthusiast I've got the perfect number plate Well, do you? I bought it last year No, do you though? Number plates are like enthusiast I've got the perfect number plate well do you I bought it last year no do you though number plates are like

undies gotta change them regularly I don't think that's what people say well fashion plates are like the ones you have you know it gets old

the gag gets old last year you bought Leshkol great plate L-E-S-H-T-O and just out of interest what did you pay for that plate again

not much not much yeah I think $17 $17 to the factor of and just out of interest, what did you pay for that plate again? Not much. Not much? Yeah, I think $17. $17 to the factor of $100? Yeah, $170. No, did you pay? $170. Was it?

Really? Okay, sorry, that's silly because someone told me you paid $1,700 for it. That would be silly. You definitely did, I know. Nah. Yeah, right. Ben, did she pay $1,700 for that plate? Nah, it was just slightly above that.

Was it? Yeah. More than $1,700. Ah, semantics. Yeah. Hey, it wasn't more than what you paid for your brand new Audi. Mine came with number plates, though. That's okay.

We just know that you are willing to splurge on a plate, so that's why this is perfect for you. Because I can later resell that number plate. Yes. It's an investment. Sure. It goes up with age. Tell yourself whatever you need.

Definitely the number people saying Leshko is going up and not down. Yeah. Another topical number plate, another topical reference. How would you like a number plate that immortalises this moment of Kiwi history? Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs when they're surrounded by other people.

Huh? No. Huh? Nah. Not keen. A personalised plate emblazoned with spread your legs is now available for auction. Not keen. Auckland-based seller Smok Smoking Hawk, sounds like a reputable bloke,

is auctioning off the plate on Trade Me. Oh, he is a reputable bloke. He's raising money for children's charities. The children's charity of your choice, in fact, Brie. Which is great, and I'm all keen to support that. I just don't particularly want that number plate. Really? Nah.

Why? Because I just... Are you interested in people getting exercise during COVID-19? Oh, I am. Spreading their legs. But it's stretch your legs. No, I'll just check. Hang on, let me just check.

Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs when they're surrounded by other people. Spread your legs. You should buy it for the Audi. It would really suit your car. The leg spreader. Well, okay, if it's stretch your legs, that's okay because the number plate actually reads S-Y legs.

So you could just tell people that it says stretch your legs. Yeah, see, I don't like those number plates where you have to explain what it is. I've just had a brilliant idea, though. You know what I actually will look into buying? Yeah. I feel like I should buy the number plate. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's another idea.

I wonder if that's a – can you look that up for me, Producer Ben? How would you spell it? H – yeah, how would you spell it? H-O-I. Oh, yeah. Y-E-A.Y-E-A. Yeah. Look, I'm trying to say your plate currently,

so if you could not come up with other plate ideas, that'd be great. How much are you willing to pay for – oh, he's frigging checking it. No, check it. Yeah, don't check it, Ben. Check it. Tell us if H-O-I-E-A is okay. H-O-I-Y-E-A. I'd say –

H-O-I-E-A is – wait, let's run it through the system. It's not available I knew it Someone was too quick What about Y-E-H H-O-I-Y-E-4 is available No I don't want the number ones They're worth nothing

What about H-O-O-Y-E-A Oh yeah Now I've been sucked in. I'm trying to sell you a different plate. Your combination is available, so you can get... No, that's hoo-yeah. Anyway. Honestly, so hard to please.

Buy this plate, okay? You can spread your legs on another plate. How much are you willing to pay for it? How much are you willing to pay for the plate? Because it's for charity. A hundred bucks. It's $1,500, so you're going to have to pony up a bit more cash than that.

But thankfully, not more than you paid for Leshkol. If you sell Leshkol, you'll cover the cost of this bike. No, I think I'll keep Leshkol. I think. All right, you're lost, mate. But I'm sure there's plenty of drivers out there who would love to buy the number plate. Spread your legs. Free and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's do a birthday banger for a Friday. Three people's birthdays. What were the number one songs on their 16th birthdays? Let's start with Grace. Kia ora, Grace.

Hi, Grace. Hiya. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. How are you? Not too bad, Grace. It's a Friday, so we're doing pretty well in here. Getting ready for a few beverages.

After work, obviously. After work, obviously. Of course, yeah. What's your birthday, Grace? 13th of the 5th, 2000. All right, Grace. You were 16 in 2016. And on the 13th of May in 2016, this was number one.

I need a one dance. Got an Hennessy in my hand. One more time for I go. Damn, feels like your birthday banger came out like last week. This was number one. Damn, feels like your birthday banger came out like last week. You know? How old are you? Yeah, good song. Are you 21? Yeah.

Yeah, nice. You didn't have to have your 21st in lockdown, did you? No. Managed to sneak it in. Oh, thank goodness. Nice work. Are you talking about a bottle of spirits or your birthday? Oh, it's hard to say.

Okay, wait there. Grace, let's talk to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. How are you doing, mate? Good. It's Friday.

I know. I'm so pumped. So good. Has it been a long week in lockdown? Well, I mean, there's not a lot to do, is there? There's not a lot to do. Where in the country are you, Alicia? Hamilton. Oh, there's more to do for you than there is for us.

Have you been to the takeaways yet? No, it's still ridiculous there. Are the queues still out of control? Well, yeah, KFC is just next level. It's KFC, eh? People are mental for KFC. Yep, totally. Something about it, yeah, KFC is just next level. KFC, people, it's KFC, eh? People are mental for KFC. Yep, totally. Something about it, yeah.

Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 20 December 1986. All right, Alicia, you were 16 in 2002. And here is your birthday banger. It's okay, another day. I'm okay, another day. birthday banger. Theme song to the 007 film Die Another Day, Madonna.

Do you like it, Alicia? I mean, sure, we'll go with it. Yeah, sure. I really liked that Madonna track from back in the day. Think about Bond songs and what Bond songs sound like usually. Do you think they regretted giving Madonna a go after this?

I like it. They're listening to Skyfall and the Alicia Keys one and stuff. And then she comes back with Beep boop, beep boop boop, die another day. You're not the biggest Madonna fan, are you? But I quite like it. I don't mind Madonna. I quite like it because you know why?

I like that it stood out. And to be honest, it roped me in to watch the movie as a young teenage girl. Then it did its job, I guess. Let's go to Helena finally. Hey, Helena. Hi, Helena. Hi. How are you?

I'm good. Are you glad it's Friday? Kind of, yeah. Why kind of? That's interesting Um, because I've got kids and I'm pregnant Oh no And lockdown, so what's the difference between Friday and Saturday, you know?

I guess we're lucky because we're in Peppermore, so we're not in Auckland, sorry Oh, you can go to the beach, okay, fine, Helena That's one plus, and at least you can get some takeaways now if you've got cravings. Yeah, the kids, it was really weird because they knew Maccas was coming up the next morning and they woke up early and did all their chores. Mum, it's like Christmas morning. Yeah, did their homework. Very cute.

Let's do your birthday banger then. What's your birthday? 26 of August, 85. I'm old. No. Oh, you've just had a birthday recently. Yeah, last week. Happy birthday for last week, Helena.

Thank you. You were 16 in 2001. And on the 26th of August, on your 16th birthday, this was top of the chart. There you go. I love that song. I love that song too. Me too, Helena. Okay, wait.

Is it blue? We need to deliberate. Yeah, that's blue. Yeah. Blue. All rise. We're going to deliberate. Blue Madonna Drake.

It's blue for me. It's blue for me. It's blue for me. It's blue for me. Helena, blue for me. It's blue for me. It's blue for me. Helena, you and the kids, enjoy this. You just won birthday banger. Yay. Put your feet up, Helena.

Don't you all rise. You sit down. Thank you. All right. Okay. There you go. Birthday bangers on ZM. Brian Clintz.

ZM. Brian Clintz. TheM, Bree and Clintz. The winner of birthday banger. It's Blue and All Rise. Bree was just saying one of the guys from Blue was on The Voice as a contestant recently. Yeah, a couple of years ago I was watching the auditions and yeah, one of the guys from Blue was on there.

Buzzy. Yeah. To go on there if you're already famous. I'm just going to Google it because I hope I'm right. Blue. Singer.

Like it's almost like an unfair advantage to go on there if you've already had a hit single, you know? Like imagine if the Christina Aguilera's like,

damn, I spin my chair. She pushes the button, she turns around and it's Usher. Yeah. Well, they've done that. Have you seen button, she turns around and it's Usher. Yeah. Well, they've done that. Have you seen the one where, I think it's in Australia,

and Jess Glynn gets up there to perform? Right. See, that's what I'm talking about. Unfair advantage. Yeah. Did they recognise her when they turned around? Were they like, oh, my God, you're Jess Glynn. She's pretty recognisable.

Is she? Yeah, good. She's got the big, long, curly red hair. Well, you never know Red hair I don't know What's on Christina Aguilera's Spotify playlist?

Jess Glynn's voice Is super recognisable And Yeah But then There's always a part of me Where I'm like I reckon they told them

Just in case You know what I mean Just in case They've got their earpiece in And after they spin around They're like It's Jess Glynn Just so you know

That's Jess Glynn She's on that Clean Bandit song She's not actually a contestant Yeah They've got their earpiece in and after they spin around they're like, it's Jess Glynn, just so you know, that's Jess Glynn. She's on that Clean Bandit song. She's not actually a contestant. Or none of them turn around. They're like, go on, have you turned around? That's actually Jess Glynn. She's on the Clean Bandit song.

So exciting and I never thought I would be saying this, but we have new ABBA music. New ABBA music? How dare they release new music after they already printed ABBA Gold, the definitive ABBA collection. It's just so awesome and inspiring

and what we need in 2021. So you said to me recently, was it you who said that you thought they didn't talk to each other anymore? I don't know if that was me. Right. They obviously do. Yeah. Because they're back in the studio making new music.

Is it new music or is it old, unreleased stuff? Well, they've said it's new, but Producer Ben and I have been chatting because we like to, I mean, we chat ABBA sometimes, the both of us, and we kind of, it's got a vibe that is unreleased. Right, okay. But we don't, I mean, we don't know. Do you want to hear something? Absolutely, I want to hear some new ABBA.

Let's play the first track I can't reload it yet. I'm fired up, don't shut me down. Unlike a dream within a dream that's stinky cold. I'm fired up, I won't, don't shut me down. Classic, Emma. It's got the essence, it's got the apple vibe, which I love. Is it a dancing queen, though? I'm not sure. I'm not convinced. But I mean, maybe.

Well, take a listen to the next one. This is called I Still Have Faith In You. Whatever it is Their voices still sound great if it is new music, right? God, they sound good, don't they? Don't they just? Sounds like just yesterday I thought you were doing an Ebba song reference there Oh

Nah What was the Ebba song reference there. Oh. Nah. What was the Ebba song? Nah, who sung that yesterday? Who's... All my troubles... That wasn't Ebba, don't worry about it. That was the Beatles. Yep, that's good.

Big fan over here, big fan. Huge fan. What you're about to hear is good, unabashed immaturity That's what this is essentially I'm here for it Yeah right Yep, bring it on Some kids have overtaken their school board meeting

Because you submit your name If you want to speak at the school board meeting You've got to put your name on the list And then the chairman calls you up Oh you don't just raise your hand? Nah Oh Nah

The chairman says if you're here come and say your piece And you go I don't like the type of crayons the school uses or whatever. You put your name down kids figured this out and they thought hey let's put down some fake names. Brilliant The names are good. The names have been likened to what Bart Simpson did to

Mo at Mo's Tavern when he would call up It's a classic Bart Simpson gag. He calls Mo up he says a fake is such and such there and Mo calls it out and everyone laughs at him. Even though it's a classic, the chairman of the board didn't caught on to it and this is what went down at a school in Virginia this week. Phil McCracken.

Phil McCracken. Sulk. Sook. Mahitik. Ophelia McHawk. Eileen Dover. Eileen Dover. Don Kittick. Wayne Kerr.

I like, you know what my favourite one is? What's mine? Ophelia McCall. There's some goodies in there, eh? Do we play it again? Can't play it again, though. Do we play it again? Only once, eh?

Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken. Sulk. Sook. Mahitik. Ophelia McHawk. Eileen Dover. Eileen Dover.

Don Kittick. Wayne Kerr. I thought he'd figured it out on Eileen Dover. I thought he'd got it, and he didn't. He went straight into Wayne Kerr. Such a classic, too. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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