ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd September 2024

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

Bree's got a very interesting lamp... Our picks for Bird of the Year.  Making bread on a plane?!  Sibling Showdown.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint, head into KFC today to try the all-new Sanders Special Burger. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint.

G'day everybody, Bree and Clint. We've just been eating these blue sticky buns from Baker's Delight. Do I have blue mouth? From Blue September. I think we've both kind of got blue teeth. It's kind of like when you drink red wine and people have, I call it blood mouth. Yeah, like black lips. And black teeth.

Yeah. Except this is blue. Yeah. I feel like I'd rather my teeth be blue than black. At least blue, you look at someone and go, oh, they've been eating something. Whereas black teeth looks like you've got mouth rot. Yeah, black looks like death. Blue just looks like you've been munching on a Smurf, doesn't it? Yeah.

And we have. Hello, Papa. Smurf. Weird how there was only one female in that entire Smurf village, eh? Was there? Yeah. I've watched that episode.

Hey, today on the show, lots of fun things coming up. Multiple opportunities to get in the draw to see Sabrina Carpenter in San Francisco. That's being drawn on Friday, but you can't win it if you're not in the draw. So listen out for MT. Those words. MT. You know what it is if you're not in the draw. So listen out for MT. Those words.

MT. Yeah. You know what it is if you've been following along. But right now we're going to play a game of Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call right now. 0800 dial Zed in. We'll play next.

Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. Let's go, baby, let's go. Tradies versus the Ladies. Tradies having a pretty good run so far this week. They're on 69. Nice.

Wins for the year. The Ladies on 77. Our lady is calling us live from Auckland. She's 50-ish and she's got three pets. Welcome to the show, Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi. What are the three pets you have?

I'm having a dog. She's overweight. I'm having a cat. Yes. A bit fuzzy in her food. And I'm having a rabbit. She ate poison plant and cost us more than her original price. No. But she survived?

After that, no, she's all right. Oh, good to hear. We took her to the vet and they told us she's a female. Then the vet told us no. She's actually a male. She's a male. God, you've got interesting pets, Ben. You're taking on our tradie today.

They're calling from Hawke's Bay. They are 40 years old and they run a food truck. They are the Waffle Man. Welcome to the show, Steve. Hello, Waffle Man. Hello, how are we going? Good, thanks. What's the most popular order from the waffle truck?

Oh, it's got to be a double cheese and bacon burger or a bacon and banana waffle with maple and cream. Wait, you do a savoury waffle out of your waffle van? I can do whatever you want. Wow. Sometimes people want their burger chopped up on a waffle instead. You've never heard of chicken and waffles? Oh, yeah, true.

I have. It's big, isn't it? Oh, wow. Huge. A lot of people here don't really know it, but yeah. Waffle burger. Chicken and waffles? Oh yeah, true. I have. It's big isn't it? A lot of people here don't really know it but yeah. Waffle burger. Chicken and waffles are great. Okay guys, Steve, you're the tradie. Ben, you're lady.

First of three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Focaccia, rye and sourdough are all types of what? Tradie. Yes Steve. Waffle man. Bread. Bread is correct. That is correct. Nice work Steve. Yes, Waffle Man. Bread. Bread is correct. That is correct. Nice work, Steve.

One to the tradies. Question number two. There's 113 days until Santa gets here. What day of the week is Christmas this year? Trady. Steve. I wouldn't have a clue. Thursday?

No. Worth a guess, Steve. Ben, you want to have a guess? I will say like Thursday. Thursday has already been guessed. No. Steve, you want another guess? Tuesday.

No. Ben, you want another guess? I'd say Sunday. No. That's Father's Day. We'll move on. It's a Wednesday. Wednesday for Christmas this year. No. That's Father's Day. We'll move on. It's a Wednesday. Wednesday for Christmas this year.

No points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. And you're so special to me. Yes, Ben. 660. 660 is correct. We're all tied up.

One apiece. Question number four. Which planet in our solar system has the most moons? Really? Yes, Steve. Neptune. Neptune. Worth a guess.

Ben, you want to guess? I say Jupiter. No. It's actually Saturn. Okay. Still one apiece in this game. Question number five. Compared to their body weight, which of these animals

is the strongest? Is it the elephant, the ant or the dung beetle? Yes, Steve. I've got to go ant. Ant. Ben, you want to guess? What is the third one? Your choices are elephant and dung beetle.

Beetle. Beetle is correct. Beetle is correct. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. What sports car company manufactures the 911? Trady. Yes, Steve.

Porsche. Porsche. We are all tied up in this game. This is the tie-break question for the win. Question number seven. I kissed a girl, California girls and part of me are all hits. Yes, Steve. Katy Perry.

Katy Perry. He's got it. What a game. It couldn't have got any tighter, but Steve, you came out on top and we got that $50 cash for you. All right, thank you very much. It's a hard-fought win for the Waffle Man. Where can people find the Waffle Man in Hawke's Bay, Steve?

You can find me in Ticatau at about 4pm. Nice. Perfect. Go see Steve. And White Puck on Friday. There he is. He's a tradie versus lady champion. You've bought off Teemu, haven't you?

A couple of things, yeah. Yeah, me too. It's kind of everywhere. And I think everything that I've bought off Teemu has been at least a little bit crap. Yeah, I feel like you have a hit or miss. Yeah, I think the miss rate is much higher than the hit. I've had quite a few hits. Have you really?

Yeah. I bought my dog collars from Timu. And how are they? Really good. Okay. That's positive. And the dog bowls. A lot of dog stuff turned out pretty good.

Okay. Yeah. I bought those stretchy exercise bands off Timu, and they stretch out. So like if you do chin-ups with them and they're meant to help you get back up. Were they a bit too hard for you to stretch? No, no, they stretched out, but then they had no stretch to come back up. So they didn't help you in any way. They were just rubber bands that once you stretched them,

they were that size now. Yeah, but that sounds fun. No, that's not what they're meant to do. Yeah, I hear what you say. Anyway, there's a girl on TikTok who's posted about a lamp that she got. Okay. Off Teemu. It's quite cool.

The lamp is made of resin and it's shaped like a croissant with a light inside it. Fun? Yeah. So it's just on your bedside table and you've got a croissant lamp. She found that she had a bit of a problem with her Teemu croissant lamp, though. Have a listen to this. So I got this Teemu lamp and I had it in my room and it came home from work after the hot day

and there was like hundreds of ants underneath it. And like, I'm almost wondering if this is a literal, real croissant covered in resin. And anyway, I just poked a bigger hole. And it like, look, he looks like a croissant under there. Like that looks like pastry. I guess there's one way to truly know. It's literally food. She cracked it in half and she ate a little bit of what was inside.

Just a tiny bit. It's an actual croissant. Someone at the Timu factory has just poured resin on top of an actual croissant and then hollowed it out a little bit and put a light bulb inside it and then sold it as a lamp. Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it. What the hell? Look at it.

So no wonder it looked like such a perfect croissant. Because it was a croissant. It is a croissant. It's like them selling you a guinea pig lamp and all they've done is poured resin over an actual guinea pig and then like hollowed it out and then put a light inside it. I'm super freaked out now. Yeah.

I've got to go home and check my scrotum lamp. Could be real. Could be real. Could be real. How would it keep its shape? They put two light bulbs in it. Oh, put two light bulbs in it. Two little light bulbs. It's quite a fun lamp, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now I'm worried. Yeah, well, you never know.

I thought we could ask the question this afternoon, what's your worst Timu purchase? What's the thing that you bought? Because they have everything. They do. And there's no way that they can legitimately have that much stuff and get it to you that fast without it just like this, being a real croissant with some resin poured over the top of it.

That's amazing. I bought a massage gun. Yes. The first time I used it, the vibration made the whole thing fall apart. It rattled all the screws out of it. So it was just like, and then just all these bits came off of it. It was like the first time I turned it on. I bought a rechargeable massage gun off Teemu.

Yeah. And it was brilliant. It was really good until I needed to I turned it on. I bought a rechargeable massage gun off Teemo. Yeah. And it was brilliant. It was really good until I needed to recharge it, and it didn't recharge. See, that's how they get you. It's a single use. It came with a charger and a charging port, but it wasn't a real charging port.

It just, you're right, it was a single use massage gun. They cut corners on it. Oh, no. Oh, $100 at them. Or you can text it to 9696. We want to know about your worst Teemu purchases this afternoon. Yeah, what was it? What did you expect to get and what did you actually get?

Yeah. Yeah. And how's your scrotum lamp? Yeah, did you have the same problem as I did? Yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. Lady on TikTok is talking about a croissant lamp that she bought off Teemu. And when it arrived, it was an actual croissant covered in resin.

And then they just scraped some of the croissant out from inside and put a bulb inside it like an LED bulb. And then on a hot day, she found out that it was a real croissant because her lamp got filled with ants. Like in fairness, in fairness to whoever had that idea, the lamp looked very good. The lamp looked really good. Like if it wasn't for the ants, great idea. They should have done that and then used that as the mould to make more croissant lamps. Genius.

Genius. I want to know how many croissants they used to make their croissant lamps, you know? Yeah, because, I mean, croissants aren't cheap. One croissant equals one lamp. Bree said that she desperately needs to check her scrotum lamp when she gets home and someone said Bree's scrot lamp has prime real estate

in my noggin now. Wait, do they have one? That's exactly how they market it as the scrot lamp. We're asking what your worst... Did I tell you it's a touch lamp? I'll bet it is. So you just touch it? Touch on? Touch off?

Touch on? Touch off? The lamp kind of disappears when it gets cold? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a great lamp. We're asking what your worst Teemu purchases. Someone said,

I bought a toilet brush and holder off Teemu, but the holder had no bottom in it. So when you use the toilet brush and put it back in the holder, all the toilet water drips out onto the floor. What the hell? Yeah, that is horrible. It's one of the basic functions of a toilet brush holder. You need the bottom of the toilet brush holder.

Someone else said, I've used a Timu tattoo gun for about two seconds before it exploded in my hand. That's you, wasn't it, Lani? That is me. Do you have a death wish buying a Timu tattoo gun? I couldn't buy it. I was getting a tattoo in Melbourne,

and the tattoo artist asked me to tattoo him back. Yeah. And he said, oh, funny, I bought a tattoo gun from Timu. And I said, I want to use that. And he was like, cool. And he bought it out and set it up. And my very first time tattooing someone, it was like the needle literally, like, flew out of the end of the tattoo gun.

That is terrifying. So many things about that story are strange. The tattoo artist just said, now you do me. You have a turn. Yes. What the hell? Yeah. And he wanted to be done with a Timu tattoo gun.

I don't think he did. I had this joke, running joke, that my whole trip was a Timu tattoo gun. I don't think he did, but I had this joke, running joke, that my whole trip was a Timu trip. Oh, yeah. So as soon as he mentioned Timu, I was like, I need to use Timu. I need to do this, yeah. I'll tell you what, those Australians. He was a Kiwi.

He was a Kiwi in Melbourne, oh, yeah. Thanks, Lani, that's terrifying. Someone said, I bought what I thought were cow hide, you know, like cow fur pillows. Yeah. But when they arrived, it was just a print of the cow fur on a normal pillow. I've seen people fall into this trap so often.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, where you think you're getting something, the next minute it's just a print. Ross Boss has just walked into the studio. What did you buy? Have you got a Timu, sorry? I've got the Timu toilet brush. You've got the Timu no bottom toilet brush? Did you? It's like a

silicon one. It is good, but yeah, there's holes at the bottom. But in saying that, would you rather that go on the ground and mop it up than collect in a cup, basically, that you're going to pour or drink? I don't know. You're not going to drink it. Jesus, what is wrong

with you? Water's precious, guys. The poo water at the bottom of the toilet brush holder is pretty yuck. No, but it's disgusting. At least it's collected, though, and you can tip it back into the toilet. That's true. Well, the good thing is because it's like silicon, it doesn't stick like it does in brushes. And if you've got kids, I sum up having an eight-year-old boy as,

how did his poo get there? When he uses the toilet brush, like the old ones, it's just like he might as well just poo straight onto it. Yeah, right. Okay, well, at those prices he could, you know? Totally. They're basically single-use toilet brushes. They are.

They really are. There we go. Brian Clint, next. Oh, this is big. Bird of the Year's back. Oh, this is huge. This is big. This is huge.

It got hijacked, internationally hijacked last year. So next we're going to spend some time selecting our bird of the year's back. Oh, this is huge. This is big. This is huge. It got hijacked, internationally hijacked last year, so next we're going to spend some time selecting our bird of the year. Pick your candidates. It is bird of the year time again. Can you believe it? Can you believe it's that time of the year again? My bloody favourite time

of the year. Botty, or bird of the year. You'll remember last year was hijacked. Look at that. Fuck, Botty. Bird of the year. Botty or bird of the year. You'll remember last year was hijacked. Look at that. Thuck botty. Bird of the year. Huh? Thuck botty. Don't make it weird.

It's a bird competition. Okay? Yeah, I know. I was just trying to. Thick botty. Yeah, thick botty. Thick bird of the year competition. There's a lot of birds in the competition.

Okay, fair enough, fair enough. Last year, you'll remember, it was hijacked by John Oliver, the TV presenter, who mounted a global campaign for the Pootikitiki to win Bird of the Year. I was robo-bleh. It actually made me so angry. I look back on it, and why were we so angry? Like, at least someone gave a shit about bird of the year for a change.

Were we campaigning behind another bird? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were. We said how can you have a bird of the year that's not the Kiwi? We just kept saying it should be the Kiwi every year. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've relaxed my stance this year.

I don't know about you, but I'm not so horny for the Kiwi anymore. Like, I'm happy if it wins. Me too. But there are other birds. There are other birds. There are other birds. So what we've done today with a new, like a reinvigorated interest in the Bird of the Year competition, we've gone through and we've each selected what we think our Bird of the

Year should be. Yeah. Who would like to go first? I choose Claudia. Oh. Go, Claude. Because you know I'm stressed about this. Yes, I want to know what your bird is. Oh, I really like birds, so I spent a long time looking,

and this is the one that resonated with me the most. Okay. So mine is, it is the pateke, the brown teal. It's a nocturnal duck. They're on the rise. They used to only be 700. Now there's 2,500. But I really like the description is that they have an attitude of a much larger bird.

It's got big bird energy. Yeah, it's got big bird energy. I do love a duck. I feel like ducks are the cutest of all the birds. What's your duck called again? The Pateke. This is Claude's bird of the year. Sounds small. Do you hear the fly in the background?

Buzzing around, yeah. Because it's probably on the water. Okay, Claude, not a bad bird. Thank you. That's a cute one. Ella, what's your bird of the year? I picked the Toho, which is a silver eye. I actually saved one when it fell out of a tree at work.

Did you? Oh, you did. You ran out the back and saved it. It's really little. It's got green on its face. I think they're quite cute. How did you save it? Put it in a box and give it some sugar water?

I was going to. I was going to drive it somewhere, and then it miraculously flew out of my hands. So it just needed a second. It fell on the ground. I picked it. Didn't really do much to save it. No, it was winded. I provided

it protection. You know that they say if you touch a bird, like human hands touch it, that their mum will reject it as well? No, it wasn't a baby. They're little. And then they'll starve to death? That's what happened to me when I was younger at the hospital. And I was born and the doctors touched me. Then my parents never accepted

me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Ella, what's the name of your bird again? It's Toho. Toho parents never accepted me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Ella, what's the name of your bird again? It's Toho. Toho. Here it is. It's thanking me. It's a wonderful choice. Thank you, Ella. It's quite a boring bird song. A little bit screechy,

eh? It's lovely. What? What do you have against this bird? A bit sparrow-ish, I think. Right, my turn. Yeah, your turn. Bray, your turn. We're trying to find our bird of the year for the bird of the year competition. I just thought, you know, I sit here and I watch bird of the year happen every time and a lot of the same kind of bird ends up being the winner. You know, small kind of, you know, pathetic.

And I thought, let's have a strong, strong bird as bird of the year this year. So I've picked the kahoo. Why? Oh, the kahoo. Yeah. Have you seen it? No. God, it's so like, I don't know.

I mean, it's New Zealand's version of a bald eagle in my opinion, but it's like strong and powerful. It also kind of looks like Hedwig from Harry Potter. I think it's awesome. Yeah. Look at that thing. Is that a raven or an eagle? A harrier.

A harrier. Okay, this is going to have a good bird call. This is Bree's bird. Oh. bird. As I said, strong and powerful. No wonder all of our birds are nearly extinct. They're so pathetic. It sounds like an eagle chicken. I've also gone for a big bird or a thick body as you put it. Thick body. My bird of the year I chose because, like me, these birds are big, gumby, and they look kind of awkward. I've gone for the bird of the year,

the toroa or the Antipodean albatross. Oh, I feel like I've seen this bird before. Big, clunky. It's a real prehistoric looking thing. Yeah, they're like the minivan of birds. They don't mate for life, these birds. They mate until one of them dies and then the other one moves on. Oh!

That's so sad. So one of them mates for life. So they're kind of like humans. Yeah, well, isn't it a good thing they don't spend the rest of their lives alone? They go, all right, time to get a new one. Here's the toroa. What's that clicking sound? I don't know.

It kind of sounds like gunfire, doesn't it? Yours sounds like a guinea pig. I think it might be their beaks rustling together. Oh, do you reckon? Do you reckon? Cute. Look, if this has reinvigorated your passion for the Bird of the Year competition,

we encourage you to vote. Yeah. At birdoftheyear.co.nz. For the kahuu. For the Antipodean albatross. For the pardicky. A bird of power and strength. Or a nocturnal duck. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Ed Sheeran's in the news for a bit of a family barney that's going on at the moment. Oh, sure. It's going to be an awkward Christmas lunch, let me tell you, this year because Ed Sheeran's in the news for a bit of a family barney that's going on at the moment. Oh, sure. It's going to be an awkward Christmas lunch, let me tell you, this year, because Ed Sheeran's cousin, let me just set the thing. So obviously Ed Sheeran, nicest guy in the world, not just in music, in the actual world.

2011, he shot to fame, as we all know. But in 2010, he actually recorded a song with his cousin. He has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran. Yep, that's his name. Now, Jethro, as a sort of a cash-in a little bit on his very famous cousin, and recently he has done 21 remixed versions of the song. Wow. Let's talk about bleeding blood out of his throat.

21 versions, and he has put Ed's face and image on all the cover of the albums and everything, right? Well, now Ed Sheeran's record label has contacted the cousin, Jethro, with legal letters, and he has had to remove Ed's name and picture from the 21 versions of this one song. So Jethro is like, how could you do this to me? I'm your cousin. Ed obviously hasn't commented.

Ed probably doesn't even know. This is like a record label thing. So that's the sitch. Well, look, you would if you were Jethro Sheeran and you were trying to get your career moving, because then you just hope that someone just says, hey Google,

play Ed Sheeran, and hopefully it brings up one of the 21 Jethro remixes, you know? Well, he's going to get in front of all these other Ed Sheeran songs on Spotify, you know, if he uploads enough versions. Oh, we're so sick of the other Ed Sheeran songs. We're ready for some fresh stuff, and maybe Jethro's remix is the song to get.

Do you ever, well, maybe you're right. Do you ever think about if you did get famous, who in your family would come out of the woodwork? Yep. Dean, you come from Tenerfield in country Australia. Can you imagine the cousins that would come out of the woodwork. Yep. Dean, you come from Tennerfield in country Australia. Can you imagine the cousins that would come out for you? Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely right.

You're absolutely right. I wonder, like, what? Is it first cousin of Ed Sheeran? Second cousin? Third cousin? Fourth cousin? What is it? Yeah, I don't know.

Cousin enough to have done a song with him in the past. Yeah, but, well, I mean, but maybe Ed Sheeran's mum was like, hey, can you help out Aunty Sue? Yeah. And do this remix. Please just do a song with Jethro. Please. He's been asking for five and a half years.

That's the latest out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Let's have a round of sibling showdown. I'm feeling a win today, Clint. We need to get two out of three right to be chalked up as a win. In this game, we will correctly, hopefully, predict whether you are the eldest, middle or youngest child in your family line-up. Yeah, we think we can do this based on a couple of questions

we ask you. But normally, we don't go very well. What I've learned is it's all about the questions. Yeah, it has to be a good question. It's about the information you can juice out of the person with the questions without just literally going, are you the youngest? Yep. You know?

Yep. You've got to prod around the edges. Well, let's see what we can prod out of Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, guys. You ready for a good prodding, Siobhan? Yeah, I'm interested to see what you guys are. All right.

My question for you, Siobhan, is you had a bike when you were a kid, obviously. Think about the first bike you had. Was it brand new or was it secondhand? Brand new. Helpful. Yeah. Okay, interesting. All of my questions relate to my childhood,

so I feel like if you answer the same as me, then I know that you're probably the same as me in the birth order. So Siobhan, it relates to that bike too. With that bike growing up, did you ever do a Weet-Bix Kiwi Kids triathlon? I think I attempted one. Yeah, okay, sweet. Just from memory. That's plenty. As long as you attempted it, I think we know one. Yeah, okay, sweet. Just from memory.

That's plenty. As long as you attempted it, I think we know she's the eldest. She's the eldest child. She's the eldest. She got a brand new bike and she signed up for a Weet-Bix Kiwi Kids Triathlon. Yeah, by the middle child or the youngest. Hand-me-downs. Hand-me-downs and you can't be bothered taking them to a triathlon. Just set up a little thing in the backyard.

Totally. And give them some Weet-Bix. Siobhan, are you the eldest child? Yes, I am. Come on! Man, we are good. Oh, God, it feels nice. Thank you, Siobhan.

That was a good quality prodding. Thank you, Siobhan, for getting us off to a win. Appreciate it. We appreciate it. Let's go to Sophia next. Hi, Sophia. Hi, Sophia. Hi. Oh, a young contestant on Sibling Shogun. We appreciate it. Let's go to Sophia next. Hi, Sophia. Hi, Sophia. Hi.

Ooh, a young contestant on Sibling Show. Okay, Sophia. Can we start with, like, how old are you, Sophia? I'm 11. Okay, she's 11. Well, this is really hard. Neither of my questions are going to be relevant to an 11-year-old. Mine are.

Are they? Okay, you go first. Sophia, have you had your own room for your entire life? Yes or no? No. No.

I've never had my own room. She's not the eldest. Not the eldest. She can't be the eldest if she's never had her own room. She's either. Oh, God. Because the oldest child,

by default, unless they're a twin, has their own room until the next kid is born. I feel like us middle children can feel each other's energy. I am sensing middle. You know what? We would know if she was older,

but a middle child never has their own room, unless it's a big house. But even if it's, the oldest child will have it for a time and the youngest child will have it for a time, and the youngest child will have it for a time when the others move out. The middle always misses out. I can sense my fellow

middle child. She's not the youngest. You've got a question you can ask. Oh, my questions aren't relevant. Mine were to do with hotmail addresses, but there's no way Sophia's ever had a hotmail address. She's 11. What's another question you could ask her? Sophia, when your family goes on holiday and you're all in the car,

where do you sit? I sit in the front. Oh, that's thrown me. That's really thrown us. That's really thrown me. I think she's the eldest child and she doesn't remember that short period of time where she had her own room. What about if she's

just a super freakishly tall middle child and so they have to put her in the front? Sophia, you didn't possibly have your own room when you were a newborn baby? Oh yeah, I did. Yeah, she's the eldest. But do all babies

get their own room because you don't want to wake the babies up? I feel she's the eldest child. Okay, can I just go on the record and say I felt middle child energy, but I'll go with you. Okay. And our guess has to be the same, so we're going eldest. Sophia, are you the eldest child?

Yes, I am. Yes! Sophia, you bloody legend. We're going for the perfect game. Three from three would be the perfect game. And Holly is going to take us there. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly.

Hello. Hi. All right, Holly, don't ruin this for us, okay? We need to get in sync here. This is a preliminary question. It's not the main question. How old are you, Holly? How old am I?

38. 38. The question will work. I love Holly already. Holly, can you please tell me what your Hotmail address was growing up? Oh, my gosh. It's me, buttercups at hotmail.com. It's me, buttercups at hotmail.com.

Oh, that's a cute one. Yeah. Okay. Holly, my question for you. Yeah. Did you ever, as a kid slash teenager, have a pet that was considered just your pet? Yes. Oh.

What does that do for you? See, that, it's either eldest or youngest, I reckon. I'll just say this. Her Hotmail address didn't give me eldest child vibes. So it could be youngest then. Yeah, I'll go youngest. You know, all the siblings fly the nest. Yeah.

And then the youngest is like, I'm lonely. Oh, I need a dog. Give me a dog, my dad. Yeah, and the parents miss the other kids too. They're like, oh, we don't have enough responsibility anymore. They're like, time for a dog. Let's get a dog for the next 15 years. Are we locking in youngest? We've already got the win. So yeah, let's go with dog. Let's get a dog for the next 15 years. Are we locking in youngest?

We've already got the win, so yeah, let's go with it. She's the youngest. Lock in youngest. Holly, are you the youngest sibling? No. What are you? I'm the middle child. I was right about one thing.

Her Hotmail address did not have eldest child vibes. Holly, I should have sensed my fellow middle child. What was your pet that was just yours? His name was Cooley and it was a rat. Oh, my God. If I had to ask that, I would have picked middle child straight away. Yeah, you should have said what was the animal. You could have asked that.

Damn it, Holly. That's giving straight middle child. I had a rat as a pet. I know, I love that rat. It smelled like piss a rat as a pet. And I love that rat. It smelled like piss, but I love that rat. I love that rat. Hey, thanks anyway, Holly. We appreciate you calling.

That's okay. Cool. Have a good day. Two from three's a win. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. New Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars die with a smile. Bree, huge Lady Gaga fan.

Massive Lady Gaga fan. Not into that song. She said she can't listen to it because of Bruno Mars. I just think, and hear me out, hear me out. It's not a horrible song. I don't hate the song. Yeah. I just don't love it.

And I put it down to Bruno Mars being on it. Because I just think every single one of his songs sounds exactly the same. I said, what is it about Bruno Mars that triggers you so much? And she goes, I just, ever since he did that song that goes, you can count on me like one, two, three. It wasn't that one, but you can add that one to the list. Oh, it was Marry You, wasn't it? If you want to marry you.

Or I would catch a grenade for you You can count on me Yeah, this one's on my list as well. I reckon even Bruno Mars regrets this era of his music. Because he's changed his style. He's very, like, soulful now. Like, Uptown Funk? Yeah. I'll give it to him. Yeah.

Fantastic pop song. Was it overplayed on radio so it's obviously ruined for all us radio people? Yes. But a fantastic song. Yeah. All the other songs sound the same. Okay, sweet Anyway If I'm DJing your birthday party

I know what not to play There's a lady Who's getting dragged online today For making bread on a plane Honestly What's going on? Her name is Maria Baradel She's from Texas

And she has filmed herself For like, for her Instagram page What's going on? Her name is Maria Baradel. She's from Texas. And she has filmed herself for her Instagram page, sitting at the window seat of a commercial flight, taking out a collapsible bowl and mixing together flour, water, yeast, and sourdough starter in her window seat. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She's pulled out a sourdough starter in her seat. The live organism.

Yep, she's had it in a jar. She's just popped a little bit of sourdough starter in there. Water from a water bottle. Scooped out some sourdough starter. Put in the flour. Imagine you were sitting next to this woman. Like your last worry would be her taking up the armrest. She's making a bloody sourdough.

The internet is not divided over Maria making bread on a plane. They united everybody. And I mean everybody thinks it's disgusting. How did she cook it? She was flying to Spain and she said she wanted to have a fresh loaf of bread for her sister when she arrived. She didn't cook it. She just kneaded it and had the dough ready to go in the oven when she got there. She's using her bare hands on the plane.

Oh, your hands would be filthy. All of the comments are bad, all 14,000 of them. This video is on Instagram. But this is my favourite comment. It 14,000 of them. This video is on Instagram. But this is my favourite comment. It says, Ew. Ew. Gross.

As a flight attendant, I'm going to say, Ew. On the last flight, some unhygienic passenger clipped his toenails on that table. And another person puked on that table. Needless to say, that that armrest you're touching is where some dude's unwashed hands from the toilet were. Another woman changed their baby's diaper since the bathroom wasn't sanitary enough for her, in her opinion.

I've seen it all. Believe me. And now there's you, kneading and folding sourdough. Enjoy your germ bread. That's an aeroplane, not a bakery. Learn some manners, people, please. God, she really was triggered, that woman, eh? The exits are here, here and here.

The sourdough, that's over here in aisle 12. I love the idea that you are like, you're like wholesome and like going back to nature by making your sourdough on an aeroplane. I'll go on the record and say it. I don't trust people who make their own bread. At all. I don't trust them.

Even if they make it at home. Yep. What are you doing? Like you're bloody getting your bloody sourdough organism starter and you're keeping it on your windowsill. No one is that organised. It is weird that the sourdough starter lasts forever. Like it just keeps regenerating itself.

I know. It's weird. It's alive. It's alive. And how are you that organised and that put together that you're making your own bread? I don't trust you. Like, what have you done?

Like, what secrets do you have when you're that organised? How do you get a breed through customs? How do you get the yeast through customs? You've got anything to declare and they're like, yeah, I've got an entire uncooked loaf of sourdough in my hands. And they're like, that's fine. Better not have any bananas though. We will take you down for that.

That's fine. Better not have a fricking apple in that bag. We're going to play Let's Kick Classical next, the game where we guess pop songs in classical style. Did you see? Did you see? The text message? What's happened?

Someone has offered me a sourdough starter. Oh, you need to do this. You need to do this. They said a sourdough starter isn't as high maintenance as social media makes it seem. It does seem super high maintenance on social media. They said mine lives in the fridge. Use it from cold, feed it after use,

and back into the fridge till I need it next. Bree, I can send you some starter to start your own sourdough journey. It's addictive AF. I think you should do it. I feel like I would get addicted to that too. When everybody was cooking bread in lockdown, I decided I wanted to cook bread and someone gave me a sourdough starter. You killed it, didn't you?

Nah, it grew and grew and grew and grew and grew out of control and then it really freaked me out and it actually really stressed me out having to look after the sourdough starter. Alien versus predator. And so I threw it in the bin and then my wife got really angry at me. She was like, why didn't you make the sourdough? I was like,

she was stressing me out. I needed it to go. And yeah. I mean, lockdown did weird things to all of us, but me and my wife had a fight over sourdough starter. I feel like I've already got pets. I don't need another one. I think you should do this. You like cooking.

I feel like it would freak me out. I do like cooking and I love bread. Yeah. I'll loan you one of my Dutch ovens and you can... I've already got enough Dutch ovens at home. Bread goes good in a Dutch oven. Does it?

Yeah. Is it like a pot, is it? It's just a pot with a lid that you can put in the oven. Yeah. Yeah. I'll think about it. Yeah.

I'll think about it. I've already got... And if you don't want to cook bread in it, just do a fart in it and put the lid on it and then make your partner open it.

And then you'll be Dutch ovening her with a Dutch oven. That's a double Dutch ovening her with a Dutch oven. That's a double Dutch oven, baby. Double Dutch oven. Hey, do you want to go double Dutch? Let's play Let's Get Classical next.

Me and Bree, first producer Ella, guessing pop songs in classical style. If you're up for it, all you've got to do is text who you think is going to win to 9696. And if you are on the correct side, you could be scoring 50 KFC chicken dollars. Text through those names to 9696 right now. Producer Ella or Team Bree and Clint?

Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Let's Get Classical. Let's get classical. Where we guess pop songs done in classical style, we take on producer Ella, who's usually very good at this game, but is coming off a loss. Aren't you, Ella? Yep.

Usually a lot of support for Ella on the text machine too, but it's pretty 50-50 this week, including this text that says, Ella, I guess. Well, they know who to vote for. That's good. Yeah, you still didn't get the vote. Someone who's...

Oh, boo. Sorry, I'm impartial. Sounds like it. Someone who has correctly picked the winner, and there's still time to text it, Brianne Clint or Ella to 9696. Someone who has picked correctly will get 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon.

Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hello. So I've tried to make this game as fair as possible. Like last week I did a lot of like older songs for no reason. Hence why you won. By older, she means like 2005, by the way.

Excuse you, Ella. I thought they were from the 70s. No, this is good. We use this as fuel. Anyway, all the songs that I've chosen today. Ignorance disguised as arrogance. Yeah. All the songs I've chosen are songs that you guys have done for Friday Oki this year.

So I feel like it's a slightly more even playing field. So we should know the melody. We should. What's a melody? Oh, my God. Don't worry about it. Okay. So the way it works, I'll play the classical version of the song.

You need to buzz in with your name if you know what it is. I need the artist and the name of the song. Yes, sir. Okay. Got it. Cool. Good luck. Here is your first song.

Oh. Oh, who's it by? Oh, my gosh. I know it, but I don't know who it by. Yeah, I... Brie. Brie? That's Apple Bottom Jeans. What?

It's not what it's called. You got it. It's not what it's called? Oh, it's not what it's called, no. I'll stop there. Give Ella her guess and then chuck it over to... But I don't know the artist. Don't give it to her.

Hey, hey. Ella gets a guess. Ella gets a guess. Is it Neo? No. Come on, Claire. You got it. Flo Rida, low.

Damn it. Join effort. That was a true team effort. True team effort. I knew it. Gets it done. I actually knew that five seconds in. Did you?

Yeah, I just didn't know the artist. I didn't know it at all, but I knew the right name for what Brie was trying to say. We're in sync Did you? Yeah, I just didn't know the artist. I didn't know it at all, but I knew the right name for what Brie was trying to say. We're in sync like that. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Now we're all warmed up.

Next. Oh, you're in trouble. Next. Ella! Seven Things, Miley Cyrus. Yes. Oh, I was right there as well. I was close. But Ella, too good.

Well done. Thank you. Very good. I just want to listen to that song. Okay, now we have a game on our hands because we're all tied up. This is for the win. Come on, Clint. Brie.

Brie. That is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it. I know it. If you don't get it, I've got it. Oh, you have to get it now. She knows it.

Ella, we can go together. Can we go together? Nah, I think Brie has to get it. get it, I've got it. Oh, you have to get it now. She knows it. Ella, we can go together. Can we go together? Nah, I think Brie has to get it. You know it. You know it. Just take a breath. You come on, you have to. Brie.

Oh, no. How could you forget who it is after we interviewed him on the radio that time? Nah, she's out. Ella. George Ezra, shotgun. You got it. I'll be riding shotgun. No.

Another win. You got it. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Another win. Oh, my brain just went blank. I knew it was that. That one hurt. Shotgun underneath the hot sun. Well done, Ella. Sorry, humble.

Thank you, guys. Good effort. Laura, you picked Ella, so you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Thank you so much. Go, Ella. Yay. Love you so much. Go Ella. Yay! Love you, Laura.

God, how could I stuff up George Ezra? Yeah, I went to his concert. He's one of your three main impersonations. I know. Can I hear one? Whip it out. Homegrown alligator, see you later. It's flawless.

It's so good. Bree and Clint. Next. It's flawless. I mean, it's so good. Bree and Clint. Next. Someone's done. Is George Ezra in the room with us now? It's George Ezra here. Bree and Clint. There's nothing better than annual leave.

Yeah. What are all the other types of leave? There's bereavement leave, which you get to take when someone dies. Well, that's not a great leave, isn't it? There's maternity leave that you get to take when someone dies Well that's not a great leave isn't it There's maternity leave That you get to take when someone alive Yeah there's sick leave Yeah there's sick leaves There's mental health days

Which are like unofficial Are they included in the sick leave Yeah Maybe Well I feel like there might be A new type of leave we can ask for. Okay. Well, some of us.

Right. Not everyone, unfortunately. Okay. So there's a group in Thailand that have announced it will be giving employees a paid Tinder leave. Tinder leave? To explore dating options on the app of Tinder. No, that's ridiculous.

It's real. From July this year until the end of the year, employees will be paid to go on dates as a part of an initiative to boost their well-being. Yeah, right. There's a bit of government intervention recently around getting people dating, isn't there? We talked about South Korea recently,

who's going to pay people to get married. Yeah, look, I think for this company, because obviously this has made news around the world, and they're saying that it's kind of like research. The whole idea of it is that they reckon if their employees find their one true love, it will boost the productivity of that worker. They'll be a better worker.

Because their wellbeing will be better. They'll be happier. So they'll want to work more. That's so interesting because I thought employers wanted like someone who was single and whose whole life was their job. You know, people who didn't have a life outside work. So they just threw themselves completely into their career. Yeah, but that's fine if that person's happy.

But what if they're unhappy? Oh, right. I think the research and what this company is saying, it's all based on how happy your employees are. Is it your boss's job to worry about whether you're happy or not? Yeah, I think so. Is it? Yeah's job to worry about whether you're happy or not? Yeah, I think so. Is it? Yeah, your well-being. Really?

Absolutely. I mean, Ross' boss doesn't give a shit, but he's sitting right behind me. He is here. Ross, what's your opinion on Tinder leave? What if someone in the Zedium team said they wanted to get some Tinder leave? Yes or no? Depends if they're holding up a fish in the photo or not. Oh, yeah, no, that's a good point from Ross.

So they have to show you the person they're going to date on Tinder and you'll tell them whether that's a good enough match to have the day off. Yeah. I kind of like that. That's Ross looking out for his staff. He's like, no, no. Yeah, he's like, no, I won't give you a day of leave

to date that person because I know that type of person, and I'll have to give you a day of leave afterwards when you're heartbroken because the guy with the fish cheated on you. He's definitely going to make you heartbroken for sure. Or Tinder leave then. Can people text through, like, because we did talk about this off air, can you text us on 9696 if you get an unusual type of leave at your workplace? Is it this workplace that does period leave?

No, we can just use our sick days for period pain. For your five or ten one-day periods a year. Huh? Where you get five to ten sick days. To say it's not enough to cover all of your periods, is it? No, not really, no. We should get extra. Yeah, what else do you get? Do you get five to ten sick days. To say it's not enough to cover all of your periods, is it? No, not really, no. We should get extra. Yeah, what else do you get?

Do you get pet leave? Do you get... Pet bereavement leave? Can you use your bereavement leave for a dead goldfish? What is the deal? 9696, you can text us if you want. Bree and Clint. A birthday banger.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. That's right. We love to do your birthday bangers on this show. What is a birthday banger? Number one song when you turn 16. Hayley is going to kick it off for us. Kia ora, Hayley.

Hi, Hayley. Hello. How's your day been so far? Yeah, pretty good, thank you. Good to hear. Hayley, what's your DOB? 9th of July, 93. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009.

We've done our research, and here's your birthday banger. Banger. Oh, it's a bit of Cascader. Evacuate the dance floor. What do you reckon, Hayley? Makes me want to do Volker Cruiser. Yeah. Yeah?

Volker Cruiser. Volkerodka Cruiser Vodka Red Bull Vodka Cruisers Bacardi Breezes Smirnoff Double Black that's all yeah KGB KGB people go annas

whatever you're serving actually will go well with that let's go to Emma for a birthday banger hi Emma hi Emma kia ora

how are you how's your day going yeah not too bad. We're just on the way home from my daughter's ice skating lesson at the moment, just in the car. Whereabouts is your daughter ice skating? In Christchurch. Oh, lovely.

I told you, Bree, that I'm a very good ice skater. You say, yeah, that you are good at ice skating. I've never seen it, though. Unusually good at ice skating, I would say. Yeah, yeah. Right. From my history of rollerblading. Anyway, Emma, it's not about me.

It's about you and your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 15th of June, 1980. Right, Emma, that means you were 16 in 1996. And on that day, this was at the top. California, California, California, California. at the top. Tupac and Dr. Dre. California Love.

What do you think, Em? Yeah, I reckon it's a banger. It is a banger. It's a great birthday banger as well. It's a banger from the boys. Okay, wait there. 1996, it could have gone one of two ways. Either Tupac or Spice Girls.

That's what it was going to be. Either or. Hayden's here to do a birthday banger. Hi, Hayden. Hi, it could have gone one of two ways. Either Tupac or Spice Girls. That's what it was going to be. Yep. Either or. Hayden's here to do a birthday banger. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. How you going? Good, thank you. Whereabouts are you calling from, Hayden? I'm in Scotland. Well, I grew up in Scotland, but I'm in Auckland at the moment.

Whereabouts in Scotland did you grow up? I grew up in Edinburgh Oh lovely Okay well great to have you on the show Hayden I'm deep in the series Outlander at the moment Have you watched Outlander? Oh no I haven't actually I don't really watch TV that much

I'm working on computers so it's the last thing I do Yeah fair enough Hayden you've got such a lovely accent Can you say one thing for me while you're here? Yeah of course Can you say one thing for me while you're here? Yeah, of course. Can you say, bring me my hammer? Bring me my hammer. Oh, yeah, that's good stuff.

Okay, I'm sorry about that. That's not what I've heard before. I've heard worse. I've heard worse. I bet you have. Well, you know, we are in a time slot that doesn't permit other things, I'd like you to say. Yeah, Brie will get your number to do some more off air.

Yeah, exactly. Let's just do your birthday banger first. What is your birthday, Hayden? It's July 23rd, 1998. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And on your 16th, this was the top. I'm so fancy. You already know.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, she fancy. Your girlfriend approves of that one. Your girlfriend likes it? Yeah, I'm down as well. Iggy Azalea with Charli XCX. The first time she was cool. Not the rebirth of Charli XCX.

Global hit. Global hit for the girls. Wait there, Hayden from Edinburgh. Hayley's got Evacuate the Dance Floor from Cascada. Emma has got Tupac and Hayden's got Iggy Azalea. I'm going Cascada, Evacuate the Dance Floor. I'm going California Love from Tupac. We're going to...

Ella would like to do it. You can have it, Ella. Yeah, what's the winner of birthday bangers again? You can pick from any of the three. What are you going for? I just love this song so much because I know the rap. Fancy. Fancy.

Iggy Azalea. Our boy Hayden has picked up the win. Congrats, Hayden. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. No way. Never. I thought I was just here the whole day. I can't understand him, but it sounds lovely.

It's so nice. Brie and Clint, you're on ZM. You should want a bad dog like this. Drop it low and pick it up just like this. Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Chris. I hear something worth a half a ticket on my wrist. Brie and Clint. Iggy and Charlie XCX Fancy.

It's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Hayden from Edinburgh. Came out in 2014. That song's 10 years old. Was this song before or after Charlie XCX was on Icona Pop? Was Charlie X on Icona Pop? Yeah, that huge song. I don't care. That's her.

Is it? That's Charlie XCX. Is it? Isn't it? Wait, oh now you're making me sick. You're making me sick. No, it's Charli. No, it's not. Yes. Icona Pop is two people. God, why are you making me sick?

I always second guess myself now. You're talking about this song right here. I love it. Yeah. Claudia's giving you the nod. This is like Conor Pop featuring Charlie XCX. Is it? Yeah, God.

Let it burn. Oh, you learn something new every day. I take it back. I'm sorry. You made me say it like I knew for a fact, and then I was like, wait a second. Charlie X. And that is gaslighting, everybody. That's how you do it. No, that was I knew for a fact. And then I was like, wait a second. And that is guest lighting, everybody. That's how you do it.

No, that was... Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Quite the display. Stick around after the break. I'll mansplain music to Brie as well. Can't wait for that. Actually, after the break, though, I have a list.

The men have got together, actually. And they've discussed their biggest icks when it comes to women's dating profiles. Oh, this is interesting. Yeah, so if you want an insight into the male brain, stick around. Okay.

Bree and Clint are sitting. Bree and Clint. Guys, big news. The guys, the fellas, have got together and they have decided what are their biggest icks when it comes to females dating profiles.

So gather round. Why are you saying it like that? Gather round. Why are you saying it like that? Because the boys have got together. Okay. They've decided. These things are gross.

Okay? Okay. Girls do this about guys' profiles. I know. Like girls will constantly go, these are the things I hate on men's dating profiles, like fish and cars. To be honest, I'm just in a weird mood.

Yeah. But the boys have got to get there. Yeah. But to be honest, I will say before reading these out, I agree with definitely a few of them. Okay. So these are the things that men find unattractive on women's dating profiles.

Yeah. They're like, don't do this. Sure. If you're trying to attract us. Boys. In the groups. This is what they said. First thing.

Cropping out your boobies. You make it really hard to like you. Like you make it real hard sometimes. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. They said when over half of her pictures are either getting drunk, partying or at a bar. All right. Lots of drunk photos.

Sure. No good. Okay, Mr. Perfect. A lot of the guys said that bad spelling and grammar is an instant turn off. Only to men who can spell. That's true. You know? That's true.

Like Billie Eilish said, birds of a feather. I feel like for me there's certain like bad grammar and spelling that will turn me off and then there's other ones that wouldn't because I'm like, oh, well, that's it is pretty. I know what you mean. If it's like replacing every S with a Z. Yeah, that's a turn off. It's a turn off. That's weird.

And doing that writing where you go uppercase letter, lowercase letter, uppercase letter, lowercase letter. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. They also said. Again, unless you're into that. Unless that's your thing. Yeah. Yeah. They also said... Again, again, unless you're into that. Unless that's your thing.

Yeah, yeah. The fellas said these are all the things that men find ick on women's dating profiles. They also said having sick of being on Tinder on her profile sets off alarm bells. Like she's been on Tinder for a while. Yes, I believe so. Someone else said 10 pictures where she has taken a selfie from the exact same side angle. Isn't it? Yeah.

Show us your bad side. Yeah. I really have to agree with this next one. They said when every photo on the profile has a Snapchat filter on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like we get it. You can do the cute filters. You did the mousy ears. But I also want to see what your real nose looks like.

Unless I get to date you with a Snapchat filter on, then it's not going to work. Some other guys said if they have bathroom selfies where the toilet is visible on their profile, that could be a nick. Oh that's pedantic. Unless there's a poo in the toilet. Then I mean that is visible on their profile. That could be a nick. Oh, that's pedantic. Unless there's a poo in the toilet.

Then I mean, that is a no-no. They also said if they have things on their profile like I like my dog more than you, jokes about hooking up with your dad, and just here for travel tips

in the area. I feel those are funny. I think it's funny too. I quite like it. The dad one is definitely funny. I think that's hilarious. Yeah, and my dad would find it funny too. Unless, unless one of that guy's girl, like unless. He's got past trauma.

He's had a girlfriend hook up with his dad before. You can't make that joke to a guy with a hot dad. Yeah. That's the issue. He's got literal daddy issues. Literally. And the last thing that guys hate apparently and is an ick for women's dating profiles, if they use any of these cliches on their profile.

Okay. Partnering crime, treat me like a queen, work hard and play harder. Sapiosexual? What is that? Sapiosexual, I guess. Sapiosexual. Are they attracted to homo sapiens?

Is that what it is? Yeah, I don't like that one. I don't know either. It could be wrong. Wait, let me, hold on, let me Google it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sapiosexual. Sapiosexual. Sapio.

I've never heard that before. Okay. I know what it is. Sapiosexual. Finding a person who finds intelligence sexy. Might as well call it pretentious arsehole-osexual. Obviously. Sexy. Might as well call it pretentious arsehole-osexual. Obviously, we wouldn't be in that category. No, we had to Google it.

We had to Google what it was. Maybe it's homo sapien sexual. I don't know what that is. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show for another day. I know, right? That was the dust. Why, yeah?

Of the done and dusted. Oh, that's the dust being blown off our done. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, nice. I like it. I like it. Not enough sound effects in radio these days. I agree.

I think we should start to make some more sound effects, like do our own sound effects. Like what can you bring to the table in terms of sound effects? Oh, I can simulate me getting into my car to head home. Oh, end of a long day, I might just walk to my car. Drive off into the distance. I think you should stick to your day beep, beep. Ka-choo, cha-choo. Mmm. Drive off into the distance. I think you should stick to your day job, actually.

I thought that was quite good. I felt like I took you on a journey. Apart from the part where you opened the door of your car and it sounded like you were underwater for some reason. You needed to close your eyes. Was the car park flooded? No, you needed to close your eyes. It's because you were looking at me while I did it.

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, that was the problem. Okay, if I'm so your eyes. It's because you were looking at me while I did it. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, that was the problem. Okay, if I'm so bad, I would like the sound of you arriving home and going inside and greeting your partner. Okay. Okay. Door unlocked.

Hi, girls. Hi, girls. Hi, girls. Hi, girls. Hi, girls. Hi, babe. How are you? Come on, girls. Outside for the toilet.

Come on. Out you go. Wow, your partner sounds like a real bitch. I'll have a couple of partners then. Nothing like coming home to let your partner out to pee. Nothing like it, eh? She's been holding it all day. I was like, damn, I've got to get home. Have a great night, everybody.

We'll see you tomorrow. See ya. Somehow I'll have to make them. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. See you.