ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd September 2025

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

A HUGE surprise for Bree.  The Tall Poppy Garden (aka humble brags).  What height is the tallest you'd still consider someone as short?  Rage baiting Clint part 2.  See omnystudio....com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Let's do it. Oh, I think you're running out. Dene's Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show
Starting point is 00:00:23 on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon. Oh, have you said happy spring yet? Oh, that's right. Spring. It's spring to me. Is it spring to you? Yeah, my allergies have been flaring up, so I knew it was here. It's not spring to the punishes, Hugo.
Starting point is 00:00:39 It's actually not spring until the summer equinox, which takes place on the 21st of September. It's spring, all right? September, October, November, spring. Because December, summer. Spring, September, November. Yeah. September, October, November. Yeah, so we're in it.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Yeah, we're right in it. We're in it, baby. We're here. Just take it. Just take the win. Yeah, just don't look at the teeth and season. We made it through winter. That's all that matters. Hey, I got a surprise for you on the show today. Oh, I totally forgot about this.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're really, really talking this thing up. It's going to perk you right up. It's all throughout the show. Yeah, it's a big day. It couldn't have come in a better time. I'm not going to lie. I need a bit of a pick me up.
Starting point is 00:01:22 It's a good one, ain't Claudia? It's a good one. I can't believe. You're not excited about it. I don't know what it is. I can't believe that. You should know. She should know.
Starting point is 00:01:31 If any of us should know, you should know. Yeah, I'm probably we know and you don't. Man, we're good friends. We're going to reveal your big surprise to you in 20 minutes. Is it a living thing? Yep. Yeah. Yeah, it's a living thing.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Yeah, it's a living thing. Very much so. Oh, okay, I'm kind of excited. I hope it's a hot man. We'll do that. Look, if you want it to be a hot man, it's a hot man. So it can be whatever I want it to be. Of course it can.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Okay, I'm going to manage it. Manifest, Hot man, manifest. Straight after Trady First Lady will give you a big surprise. Two secret soundguesses, four and five. We're going to give away another double past to Doja Cat today and that's going to be given away
Starting point is 00:02:11 on this show before 4 o'clock. There's going to be a Doja Cat song play and the first person through when Doja Cat plays on our show before four, two free tickets to her Spark Arena show. God, these tickets, people want them, so be the first to call through. Right now, Trady versus Lady 0,800 dials at M if you want to win that 50 bucks,
Starting point is 00:02:30 in the glory. Trades one point away from 69. Nice. Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. Trades on 68 for the year. The ladies sitting on 73.
Starting point is 00:02:51 But the Trades having a pretty good run lately. I feel like they're on the up. Took the ladies a couple of goes to get there 69, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for our. tradies today. Our lady is in Tohanga, she's 34, and she can picture sense. Welcome to the show, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Are you there, Nicole? Yeah, hello. Can you explain that to us? Yeah, so, you know, I don't know if you know, with some, like, musicians, and they can say that they can, like, picture a colour when they're hearing. A note? Sinisthesia. So, yes, that's the one, that's the one. And so, and so. And so,
Starting point is 00:03:30 So, yeah, with some smells, I get like a picture of like shapes and kind of colors. It's not like a pie smells like you picture a pie or like, you know, a poo, you picture a poo. Okay, so what is, what do you picture when, so let's use poo, you said it. You smell poo, what do you picture? So it doesn't happen with everything. It's just like particular smells. And then so like some smells are kind of like a weird kind of spiky sort of look to them. Other ones are kind of like bubbly and like puffy.
Starting point is 00:03:58 it's weird, it's hard to explain. It does sound hard to explain, yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of get what you're saying. I do. Yeah, some smells are, like, more soft and round. What about, like, if you go outside in winter and you can smell people's fireplaces, what do you picture? Yeah, see, it's not one that I can be like,
Starting point is 00:04:14 oh, yeah, everything has a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's one that comes to mind for you, Nicole? Yeah, so, like a kind of, some sort of perfumes, if it's, like, like a soft sort of perfume, and that's quite like a, like a pastly sort of, like bubbly sort of thing. And if it's like something spicy, then it's like a quite a jiggity, jaggedy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Okay. Now I'm wrapping my hand around it. You're taking on our tradies today who are playing as a team, Katie and Amelia. One of them's 48, and it's their second time playing. Welcome to the show, ladies. Gidey girls. Thank you. Or should I say Trades, not ladies.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Hi, Trades. Hello. Hello. How'd you go last time you played? Oh, it was a pretty good win for the tradies last time we played. Oh, okay. You can do it again. Yeah, they need you today, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Your buzzer is Trady. Nicole, your buzzer is Lady. The first team to give us three correct answers wins $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which world leader has appeared in the media to confirm he is in fact not dead, despite internet rumours.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Tradies. Yes, Katie and Amelia. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. It is Donald Trump. One to the Trades. Question number two. The U.S. Tennis Open is currently taking place in New York City.
Starting point is 00:05:39 How many grand slams are there a year? Trady. Katie and Amelia. Four. Four. It is four. The U.S. Open, Wimbledon, French Open and the Aussie Open. You said that like you weren't even guessing.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Like, you knew that one. I've made it to a couple of them. Wow. Okay. Which ones? The French Open and Australian. Oh, cool. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Well, that question was made for you. Well done. All right, two to the tradies. You need this one, Nicole, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady. Nicole.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Nicole. Brunemann. Brunumaz. Well done. You're in the game. one to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. True champagne can only come from grapes
Starting point is 00:06:28 grown in the champagne region of which country? Trady. Oh, Katie and Amelia just got in. It's France. It's France. And they've got it. It is France.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Well done, guys. Congratulations. That puts the treaty on the number that they need. And because you sound like a mother and daughter combo, I'm not going to make the joke. I'm just going to say it's a man. much-needed victory. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Thank you. Well done, guys. Back-to-back wins. Yeah, Trady's maybe mounting a comeback. Uh-huh, indeed. 50 bucks, thanks to KFC coming your way. Thanks for playing Trady versus Lady.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Two from two for those guys. Yeah. Next, you're ready for your surprise? I think so. I can't believe you're surprised by this. I can't believe you don't know. I'm so confused. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I have no idea what's going on. All right, we'll give it to you next. Are you ready for your big surprise? What is happening? You're so nervous. Why are you so suspicious? Is there a famous person here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Oh my God. Why didn't you tell me? I would have worn my good clothes. Are you ready for your big surprise? I don't know. I don't think I'll ever be ready, but yes, I'm very excited. Happy birthday to you. Me?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear Bree. Thomas Al. Happy birthday to you. Yay! You, oh, thanks. You guys remembered. Bree.
Starting point is 00:08:08 How do you not remember your own birthday? I forgot. How do you not remember your own birthday? You pecked it earlier this year with Jeremy Wells. I 100% want a new birthday. Good on you. Yeah, I think it's a great concept. I'm looking at you and I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:08:22 September. Third. I feel Septemberish. You seem like a spring breath of fresh year. And it is September 3rd, your official new birthday. Oh my God, you guys remember. How could we forget? And I didn't remember.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That's so funny. We couldn't let your new birthday pass without a special performance either on your new birthday. Please welcome to sing you, just you. Happy birthday on your new birthday. Georgia Lyons. And she's bought you a grapefruit. How did you get bloody dragged into this? I just, you know, Tim the 3rd and I just had a feeling, managed to be here today.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a kazoo and a grapefruit. Oh, that's so sweet of you. I knew you'd remember. You're sweet like that. You are, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've never done this before. Are you ready to sing Happy New Birthday?
Starting point is 00:09:15 Happy New Birthday. Can I request that it be sung like Married? and sing the president, happy birthday? It's my birthday. Yeah, you can, but that has to be your gift because we didn't organise anything else. I'll take it. Okay, George is it?
Starting point is 00:09:34 Wait, how am I now on my own? I thought this was a collective birthday. Yeah, we'll sing, we'll sing with you, but you're doing lead and we'll do BVs. Okay, we're singing happy new birthday. Happy new birthday. In the tone of Marilyn Monroe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Three, two, one. Happy new birthday to you. Me! Happy new birthday to you. It's me. Happy new. And mostly Georgia. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Three. The special new birthday girls. To you. Hip up! And many more. Guys, guys, not to make it about me, but it kind of is already about me. This is my first ever work. birthday.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Ever. For those who don't know the backstory, Bree's birthday falls in the middle of the summer holidays, and no one's ever been around for your birthday before. It's the worst. That's why you wanted a new birthday. Yeah, and this is everything
Starting point is 00:10:36 I thought it was going to be. You didn't remember it, but does it feel good? Does it feel like a good birthday day? I feel like it's locked in. September 3rd, that's me. What star sign am I? Virgo! I always felt like a Virgo. And how does it feel to now be 36?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Not good. I want to go back to my other birthday. Well, you get your birthday messages into 9-6-9-6, but happy birthday, Bray. Thank you guys. There's a cake here and everything. There's a whole cake and there's cheese. It's a big day.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I'm so excited. Breed and Clinton, you're on Z-M. ZM. Brinclin. Bree had a chat on this show with Jeremy Wells about changing her birthday. I 100% want a new birthday. Good on you!
Starting point is 00:11:18 Yeah, I think it's a great concept. I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September. Third. I feel September-ish. You just seem like a spring breath of fresh year. I'm such a Virgo. And then we never talked about it ever again
Starting point is 00:11:31 until her birthday rolled around today and she didn't even remember. No, well, people usually forget my birthday so it's likely that I forget my birthday. That's why we moved it. It went from January 3rd to September 3rd. Genuinely, you guys organised a little birthday party for me. All the crew from ZM came in.
Starting point is 00:11:50 It's the first office birthday party. I've ever had and it was everything that I thought it would be. Obviously, your friends in Fano are excited for your birthday as well. Don't look around. We haven't flown your parents over anything. It's my birthday. No, we've got a special birthday message from your friend Dan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Hey Rana, Dan Lave here. Happy birthday. Hope you spring into your late 30s and get that Sabaru Forest Day you've always wanted. Love you long time. Birthday shout at yours tonight. Whoop, whoops. Screw you, Dan. You got a Sabaru Forester vibe.
Starting point is 00:12:22 about you. Hey, if Subaru are listening, they want to give me one, keen. So keen. We also got a message from your loving partner for your birthday, for your new birthday. Happy birthday, babe. This one's all about you, not Jesus or New Year's. I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you and all of our friends because everyone's around. Woohoo! I hope she's organized something. God, that makes it sound like she's got something organized. It does, hey. We've got nothing to do with that, by the way. If there's, if there is, that's all her, and if there's not, nothing to do with us. I'll let you guys know if she has organized a party.
Starting point is 00:12:55 You've been texting your fellow Virgoes as well to see what your new traits are like. It's so lovely. Apparently we're stubborn, which I mean that checks out. Overtinkers. Neat freaks. Oh, okay. Which I'm not a messy person. I would say I'm messy, but I don't know if I'm a neat freak.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah, yeah. But they also said that we're perfectionist, which I am that when it comes to certain things and not others. I love how we're discussing how accurate star signs are even when you made up the birthday and chose the star sign for yourself. Like, actually, this is very true. I'm such a Virgo. I feel like I've always been a Capricorn
Starting point is 00:13:34 but with the Virgo moon rising. Well, quite clearly. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, if you want to text Bree for her new birthday, she's officially 36. Where are my fellow Virgo's at? Z.M's Brie and Clint. Bree's birthday on ZM, if you're just joining us.
Starting point is 00:13:49 That was really sweet, guys. I think we'd well. I know it was kind of like meant to be a bit and stuff, but it was actually real nice. I've never had that. It was actually real sweet. And everyone from the office came in. There's cake, there's little cheeseboard.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Yeah, it was everything that I ever wanted. Can I just say I did ask listeners to text Bree, happy birthday, and I'm disappointed with the number of messages that have come in. It's almost like people don't recognize a birthday that you've made up for yourself. Yeah, I feel a bit sad about that. Could be a flaw in the concept. Yeah. It's the first year.
Starting point is 00:14:22 People need time to get used to it. Exactly. The more you lock it in. Yeah, yeah. And then eventually people will forget your... Original birthday. Your dead birthday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Except with you, they've already... They don't remember your dead birthday already. Exactly. That's why we changed your birthday. That's a problem, isn't it? I saw an interesting thing from a wedding planner that might be helpful if you're about to have a wedding. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Where she said that she has planned a billion weddings. She's planned a heap of wedding. She's been to a heap of weddings, and there's always certain things that she sees at the wedding or during the planning process that she believes if these things are happening or even if one of these things are happening, the relationship is doomed for divorce. Oh, my God. Pretty dark. So she's going off the numbers. Exactly. She's going off the odds.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Exactly. Normally, she's like, if these certain things happen, the couples have not stayed together. Interesting. Okay. What are the red flags? We've got some audio of her talking about it. Here is the first red flag. So the first thing is smashing cake in each other's face.
Starting point is 00:15:28 For some reason, none of my brides and grooms that did that are still together. I've noticed that trend. It seems like a recent trend. I hate it. I've seen it go bad where the groom smashes it too hard into the bride's face. And she's like, great, now my makeup's run. Thanks so much. And I've seen ones where the groom forgets about the smash and just eats some cake.
Starting point is 00:15:47 And she's like, bro. You meant to do it. It's our big moment. Yeah, I think just stay away from it. Just steer clear. Here comes number two. If you are not respectful of the budget, but the other person is. So if I have a bride that's calling me on the side being like, let's add this to the flowers, don't tell Jim, let's do that.
Starting point is 00:16:06 The don't tells those people end up getting divorced. I think it comes down to secrets. Yeah. You know, we're doing stuff behind the other ones back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you can't be. It sets a bad precedent, doesn't it? Yeah, not great.
Starting point is 00:16:19 These are all signs that a wedding planner says If she sees them, the relationship is doomed Here comes number three The groom's mother, the bride's mother If that mother's overstepping Where she shouldn't And her child doesn't check her It usually leads to problems in the marriage
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah Because that one's not about the wedding That one's about It's about whether you're willing to Be like, hey mum Mom, this is not the right time Just let us have our time Love you, mum.
Starting point is 00:16:50 It's not your wedding. Oh, here comes the last one. The husband that doesn't care about the wedding. I mean, his one job was to pick the DJ and we're a week before the wedding and he hasn't gotten that done. That husband is completely checked out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah. It's your wedding too. Like, there's two people that we're celebrating. I think there's a lot of particularly Kiwi blokes who are a bit like that. Like, oh, just bloody long for the ride, mate. But if you get given a job, even if it's just one job, smash it. Yeah, go all out and show that you care by really, you know, doing it well.
Starting point is 00:17:25 If she's doing all the planning and she says to you, you're in charge of drinks. Yeah, you organize the drinks. Yeah, get a canvas subscription and make a little drinks menu. That's all you've got to do. Yeah, you have every drink available. I'm talking every soft drink, every alcoholic beverage. You ship stuff from China. You ship stuff from Europe.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You get it there at the wedding. So don't do cake smash. Make sure you pull your weight if you're the groom. Be respectful of the budget. Yeah, so don't keep secrets. And tell your mother-in-law to GTFO. And then you have a happy life. And then you're set for life.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Sounds good. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. This is the tea. This story about KJ Arpa is buzzy as. On the weekend, I sent you this TikTok to this. the Brian Clint group chat. And I was like, this is definitely KJ. Arpa, isn't it? And you guys were like, is that?
Starting point is 00:18:24 And that's what the rest of the world were doing. Because this person called Mr. Fantasy was posting all of these clips onto TikTok and people were like, that looks so much like KJ. Arpa. And then I think eventually people did enough investigating where they were like, he's got the same tattoos. He does have different teeth. So we're pretty sure he's got fake teeth in. but he kept pushing to today that he was going to release a song
Starting point is 00:18:50 and he has. Here it is. Not KJ Arpa, Mr Fantasy. Mr Fantasy. It's such a weird project because, yeah, the song's quite good. But the character is so weird and quite creepy and not something that you could sustain
Starting point is 00:19:17 for like a concert or a tour or something, especially when people know that you're KJ. Arpa? I totally agree. And that's why people are saying, is this some sort of project of getting ready for a movie role? Or you could be right. Is he just moving into music
Starting point is 00:19:33 and he's going under the name Mr. Fantasy? All the videos were shot like him sitting on his bed and it was just like shoulders up and you're like, oh, maybe it's not KJ. Upper. Maybe it is this weird guy with really weird teeth. That looks exactly like KJ. Arpa. Now the music video is out today
Starting point is 00:19:47 and he's wearing like tight pants and tight t-shirt like Benson Boone and he's absolutely stacked and you're like, oh no, that's KJ. Arpa's body. It's definitely KJ. Arpa. There's now videos where people have seen Mr. Fantasy out in the wild and they're just taking
Starting point is 00:20:03 videos of him and he's all over L.A. I feel like even with the release of the music I've still got more questions than answers but good on you, KJ. Upper, I mean Mr. Fantasy, good for you. Songs a bit of a bop The ZDM Podcast Network
Starting point is 00:20:18 Everyone is freaking out in the studio Because I said I want to do a segment on this show Where people can come on And they can brag about something, right? Up themselves And up themselves? Big up themselves.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Big up themselves. Which kind of like being up yourself. A little bit. Yeah. But it's not. But it's not. But it's not. But it's not because in this country, Clint, we cut people down way too fast
Starting point is 00:20:50 and no one is allowed to brag about anything good that they're doing. No, you can't celebrate a single achievement without someone going, oh, you're not that good. Yeah, or someone being like, all right, talk yourself up. All right, you're not that hot. Oh, good one. You think you're hot, shit, do you? So I want to create a safe space for all of us here
Starting point is 00:21:08 where we can have a brag and no one is allowed to cut you down. No, it's awkward. It is awkward because we're so set in our ways. Yes. What you can't see is all of us squirming, trying to think of the thing that we're going to celebrate about ourselves. Yeah. Which is sad, really.
Starting point is 00:21:28 It is sad. It is sad. And it's nice to do some positive self-talk. Did you... No. We're going to call it the tall poppy garden. And you're not allowed to do any cutting or clipping in this garden? No, tall poppies getting chopped down here.
Starting point is 00:21:44 So what you're saying is we actually have to be kind to each other. Yes. I know it's a weird concept to wrap your head around. Yeah. You're not even allowed to laugh. No. You're not allowed to laugh. And you have to be genuine.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Oh my God. Who wants to go first? I feel like Claudia wants to go first. I think Claudia wants to go first. I feel like as our matriarch, Claudia, Claudia should go first. She's our spiritual leader. I'll go small, but I'm like, I didn't buy a chocolate from the supermarket. I did.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I shower today. I didn't. Like, I can't think of anything. Come back. Circle back. God. Grim. Ella, you got something?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yep. Something that you're genuinely proud of yourself. Can the bar be as low as I had a shower today? No. Well, good, because I didn't. Yeah. Ella. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Have you got anything? Yeah. Oh, you're just awkward about it. Okay, let's build her up. Let's build her up. We're here to support you. I think. No, not I think.
Starting point is 00:22:42 No. Say, I know. I know that I have a natural talent-born gift for writing jokes. And with the right help, I think I could be the next really iconic Canadian. Name someone. Jack Hansett. Oh God, he's going to love that. That's lovely.
Starting point is 00:23:17 And we support you in your endeavours. Hey, Ella, we agree. We agree. I think you've got something. What period products do frogs use? What? What? Lillipads. I love it. I made it up. So funny.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Made it up. I made that up. But yeah, good work, Ella. No. But yes, okay. Okay. And the person out of all of us that finds this the hardest is Clint. Okay? Be wholesome. I don't want to be wholesome.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Be honest. I don't want to be earnest. And say something nice about yourself, something you're proud of? At the start of this year, I set a personal goal to drink less alcohol and shake the dad bod. Yep. and I think I've done it. I think I've done a pretty good job. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Well done. Proud of you. Yeah. Claude, are you ready? I can't think of anything. Okay, I'll go. One of my biggest career goals and dreams was to be on Taskmaster. And being on the show was a dream come true.
Starting point is 00:24:40 and even though I'm very hard on myself when I'm watching it back and it's hard for me to watch back I will I'm proud of myself We're proud of you too Thanks guys Proud of you boo
Starting point is 00:24:54 This is really fun I've got one I guess she's got one She's got one The more we do it the easier it It's going to be really sincere At the end of last year I went through a really hard breakup
Starting point is 00:25:06 And I'm really proud of the way that I held myself and got through that and I think I'm out the other side and I'm proud of the way I handled it. I think you're better now than you've ever been. Everyone's clapping for you. Everyone behind you is clapping for you. See?
Starting point is 00:25:21 And we agree. Yeah. We tried to help with all the jokes that we made. That was us helping you through that breakup. Yeah, it did help. No, I'm really proud of you as well because I saw how sad you were and to where you are now.
Starting point is 00:25:35 You feel like a ray of sunshine. It's awesome to see. Listening to that, you may have either been cringing or going, what are these people struggling with? It's not even that hard. Now it's your time to put your money where your mouth is. Because the tall poppy garden is now open to you. We challenge you to call us on 0800 dial ZM
Starting point is 00:25:54 and say something about yourself that you're proud of. We're breaking the stigma. This is the safe space. And even if it's just this little space here on our show, then we want you to call up now. 0,800 dials at M, or you can text through if you don't have the courage yet. We will not chop you down. We won't.
Starting point is 00:26:13 We will support you and we will big up to you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast. I want to break that stigma. The tall poppy syndrome, I think we all have it in this country. We're so quick to knock people down if they talk themselves up a little bit or if they want to brag about something. You're like, oh, good one, yeah. You're a nice one. And you want to break it.
Starting point is 00:26:35 I want to break that stigma. Oh, get over yourself. See? It's too easy. It's not very nice. It's too easy, so we're not doing that. It doesn't make me feel good. Do you want to do that? No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:26:44 No. So, just bear with us guys, okay? Yes, this is very earnest and it's very wholesome. And it's hard to do. It's hard to do. We all just did it, and we know how hard it is to do. Yep, but we want you to come on and brag about something that you're proud of yourself for, and we will be supportive.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And you're not allowed to make a self-deprecating joke. No. You're not allowed to say anything like, but it's not a big deal. Exactly. You have to own it. Okay, this is the tall poppy garden. Welcome to it. Hamish.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Hi, Hamish. Hello. Tell us, Hamish. What do you want to brag about? What are you proud of? So I want to brag about the epic adventure tourism company that I've created. I've pioneered. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:27 On the map is a destination for tourists to visit. Yeah, offer an awesome experience. Where is it? Hamish, we lost the detail. Where is it and what is it? One more time? Based on Upper Heart, Wellington. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Yep. And what's it called? Wellington Rousty. And do you think you're doing a good job? I'm pretty sure. Google reviews say so. Good on you, Hamish. That was the right answer.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Good work, Hamish. Very, very hard thing to do to start a business. So well done, mate. Let's go to Sheila in the tall poppy garden. Hi, Sheila. Hi, I'm also in Upper Heart. Oh, okay. You can go see Hamish.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Go support Hamish. Are you used to? saying nice things about yourself, Sheila? No, I used to make you joke. Yes, exactly right. But Sheila, you're not doing that here today in the tall poppy garden. We want to hear something you're proud of. Okay, so I was with my ex-husband for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I ended the marriage, and I spent a long time feeling very guilty for it. And I'm very happy to say I've been with my husband now for almost 28 years. Wow. And are you happy, Sheila? Mary, we've got three kids and a granddaughter My middle son is getting married next year Couldn't be happier
Starting point is 00:28:42 And are you proud of yourself For making the hard decision back then That you thought might not be the right decision But it turns out it probably was the right decision Very happy Well, I didn't have very supportive parents They thought if I couldn't make one marriage work I couldn't make another one work
Starting point is 00:28:56 Oh, Sheila Sheila, good on you I certainly said Proud of you Sheila Very proud of you Nicky's here. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nikki. Hey.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Tell us, mate. What are you proud of? I've lost 60 kilos and I've been pretty slim and proud of it. Nicky! Wow. That's incredible and that's something you've wanted to do for yourself for a long time, probably. My whole entire life, pretty much, yeah. What's the secret, Nikki? How'd you do it?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Oh, working my butt off. I also finally was able to access weight loss surgery publicly for one of the very lucky few. So I was really lucky to get that too. That's amazing, Nicky. And you feel really good about yourself and happy and healthy now? I just feel happy that I'm able to do all of the things I've wanted to do and just be a better version of myself, I guess. Well done, mate.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Good on you, Nikki. We're proud of you. That's amazing. We just met you and we're very proud of you, Nikki. Congratulations. Oh, much love. There we go. Do you want to read some text?
Starting point is 00:29:58 There's some lovely texts coming through. Some of these are exactly what we're talking about. that someone said, hey guys, I have to admit that I might be a little bit decent at photography. I call myself a professional photographer and I have a business
Starting point is 00:30:13 that I even put business in quotation marks. I have a business plus awards but I still cringe when I get compliments or try to say that I am okay at photography. You own it. You're obviously amazing at photography and you just need to start, you know, believing that and saying it out loud a bit more.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I really like this one. It says I made a goal to do Pilate every day this year. So far, I have only missed one day with three small kids. I find this to be a huge achievement to be able to make a small amount of time every day for myself. Some days it's only 10 minutes, 10 minute Pilates, and other days it's 40 minutes. Consistency is key.
Starting point is 00:30:51 That is, I was going to swear, but that is bloody incredible. That's awesome. That'd be incredible for someone without three kids. Exactly. If I had to manage that, I'd be bloody stoked with myself. Be very proud of yourself A lot of mama ones. And stop counting that one day that you missed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Don't even say that one day anymore. It doesn't count. This one's spot on. It says, guys, I started a podcast. It's called Headgear and Headlocks. And I'm super proud of it, but I find it really hard to promote the podcast because of Tall Poppy Syndrome. Well, we'll bloody do it
Starting point is 00:31:24 for you. Headgear and headlocks. Go give it a listen. We'll follow you. Yeah. If you've got an Instagram page, we'll go and follow you. I'm going to bloody listen to that podcast on my way home. Isn't that the whole thing? Like you start this thing, you're passionate about it. It's a subject you're passionate about it.
Starting point is 00:31:39 You'd like to be successful, but you don't want to talk about it because you don't want your mates to be like, oh, okay, loser. You know, oh God, you've got a podcast, do you? What do you think you are? Don't listen to those people. Be proud of yourself. This one's really great too. After being a stay-at-home mum, for the better part of 13 years,
Starting point is 00:31:55 I've walked into a corporate job working 40 hours a week and juggling four kids. Pretty proud of that. Like, I've got goosebumps. And we've got so many of these. Way too many to read out. A lot of people who have had mental health battles, a lot of people who just hate their job,
Starting point is 00:32:13 and they're just proud that they're still showing up to do it. Yeah. Even though they want to quit. So, like this mental health one, I love this one. I'm proud of recognizing that I need to go back on medication after having multiple breakdowns and look after myself for my boys. I can get emotional. I was already emotional today.
Starting point is 00:32:31 There you go. Good for you. Thanks everybody We will read every single message Even if we can't read them out Yeah And we really appreciate you sending them through It's nice
Starting point is 00:32:42 And Ella's going to do a stand-up comedy We just worked it out I am going to take you I'm going to help you I'll be right there with you Ella We're going to do it Okay A ZM's Brinklin podcast
Starting point is 00:32:55 We just did the tall poppy garden We're not going to reopen it Because the motions are about high in the studio but we do need to give a special commendation to the person who was on the phone to talk to us but their phone cut out because they wanted to come on here to tell us that they were proud of themselves
Starting point is 00:33:10 for baking lemon muffins on the weekend. And can we say we're proud of you as well? Good on you. Yummy! That's awesome. It is. Right, I think we need to move along or I'll cry again.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Let's do some Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant cleanse. Google Down. Someone's going to win 50 KFC chicken dollars And it's going to be because they backed the right person Claudia, your brag could have been that you are
Starting point is 00:33:41 The most dominant Google Down player in the history of Google Down Didn't need to go deep into my emotions I could have just gone that Yeah, surface level That's the point of the tall poppy garden And it goes without saying that I'm the champion at this game It's not the surface level This means a lot to Claudia
Starting point is 00:33:57 She just has to play down how much it means to her Because of tall poppy syndrome No big deal, guys. Yeah, have a brag now. Oh, yeah, I win every week, so. Oh, get over myself. And that sounded so natural for you. If you want to be in the running to win that KFC chicken dollars,
Starting point is 00:34:15 then you can text either Clint, Claudia or Ella to 9696. And we'll see who is the best Googler next. Play Z-Dem's Bree and Clint. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's. Google Down, punk.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Here we go. Time to play. Google Down to see who is the fastest Googler. And they're playing along for people at home. 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. Clint, Claudia and Ella, is everyone ready to play? Yes, ma'am. I'm just trying to find my Google app. Start the game, quick. First person to yell out the correct answer.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I'll give you a point. First to three points takes the win. Here we go. Question number one. What is the prize? money for winning the U.S. Tennis Open. Five million. Well done, Ella.
Starting point is 00:35:11 $5 million, I believe. U.S.? Yep. Yeah. So that's $2 million, right? That is a whole lot of cash. Men's and women. Why do my sister give up on 10?
Starting point is 00:35:23 Same prize money. Weird. Ten. One to Ella, question number two. Who invented Fetogini Alfredo What is that? Alfredo DeLeo.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I couldn't say it. I'm going to say Claudia and Clint at the same time and I'll give you both appointments. Ella was nowhere. Did you guys also just stare at the name and go? Yeah. Alfredo DiLeo. Mr. Alfredo.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Named after himself. Question number three. No, Mr. Dele. Alfredo Charlie DeMelio? Can I get the Charlie Damilio Alfredo please? Sometimes I don't want to be in.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Question number three. How many letters are there in the Māori alphabet? 15. Oh no, that's Hawaiian. 15 is correct. That's good to know. I needed that one.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I'm actually mad on the brain. Two to Clint, one to Claudia, one to Ella. Damn. Question number four. How many times was Elizabeth Taylor married? Seven. Eight, shit. Eight. Eight.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Claudia jumps on Clint's mistake. I went from memory, and then as I said it, I had the answer on the screen. She's been married to seven men, but she got married to the same guy twice, so it's eight times she's been married. Seven husbands. That's good. Almost knowledge from you, though, Clint. Oh, no. What does she do?
Starting point is 00:37:06 Nothing anymore. You didn't deserve that point. Sorry. But you might deserve this one. Okay. Here we go. Question number six. How many giraffes live at the Auckland Zoo?
Starting point is 00:37:21 Two. I don't know. Three, at least three. I thought you said giraffes. Giraffes. Ella is the only one still. in the game. Why is it not giving me the answer?
Starting point is 00:37:35 Take your time. Okay, we're back in five. What? Is that wrong? Everyone got it wrong, so the question is null and void. What did people say? Everyone said three. I panicked and said two. And Ella said six. The answer was five, which Clint
Starting point is 00:37:50 got in the end. But weirdly, the answer on Google, the AI answer is at least three. Mine says six. Same. But then it lists five drafts. Things like that question, It's quite convoluted and the answer. So let's just move past it. I want a clean victory here.
Starting point is 00:38:06 So we're still two to Claudia, two to Clint, one to Ella. Question number seven. What hospital was KJ Arpa born at? Waitatari Hospital. Waitakiti Hospital. I'll give it to Ella. No, you cannot. Oh, sorry, Waitakiti.
Starting point is 00:38:29 What did you say? Why Katari? But I said Auckland Oh no, don't do this to me That's a hollow victory, Clint You don't want to win that way I got it You don't want to win that way
Starting point is 00:38:41 We'll go to a tie break question And I just need to Google something Just get angry at the classic North Shore arrogance Of not even knowing where Waitarkety City is She's dyslexic Yeah it is the eyes She just got the letters get swapped around Alright three-way tie break
Starting point is 00:38:57 Oh, okay Who's the hottest on Bree and Clint show It's Bree! Claudia, oh Here we go. Three-way tie break. Just had to Google a question because I ran out. Who invented the fax machine?
Starting point is 00:39:11 Alexander Bain. Yeah, damn it! Claudia is correct. Alexander Bain is the answer, which means Maya, you win the KFC. Oh my God, this is so unexpected. Thank you so much. You backed literally the Baxter. best player though
Starting point is 00:39:31 I know I was like I expected to get through and I was like she'll win of course and it's just playing the game I was like oh maybe come down to the wire didn't they yeah yeah yeah well done Maya good on you and well done Claudia thank you and well done me good job everyone it was a very very tight game this week ZDM's Brie and Clint
Starting point is 00:39:50 podcast a question for you what's the tallest short height what is the tallest a man can be while still being considered short do you understand what I'm saying? Yes. Where does short end and tall begin?
Starting point is 00:40:05 I saw this TikTok which sums it up pretty perfectly, I think. 510 is the tallest of short heights. 511 is the shortest of tall people. This is why short guys can get away with saying, oh yeah, I'm 510, because it's still in the short range. It's the tallest of short. So that's the tallest they could say. A short guy, a guy 5-7 would never lie and say they're 5-11.
Starting point is 00:40:28 because in people's brains, that's tall. And people, like, will have suspicions, but they're not going to say anything. It's like, yeah, that's still short. I mean, like, let him live. But he's not going to say 5-11, because 5-11 is the shortest of the tall, and you're not tall.
Starting point is 00:40:42 You know what I mean? Because if he said he was 5-11, he'd be saying, I'm tall. But if he says he's 5-10, he's still saying he's short. He's just saying he's the tallest of the short. You get what I'm saying? You get what he's saying?
Starting point is 00:40:54 Oh, really? I'm like, I'm trying to follow. He's saying, 510 still short Right But it's the tallest short Right
Starting point is 00:41:04 You're the biggest You're the tallest short king Yeah 511 Tall But you're the shortest tall I have to disagree Really, okay
Starting point is 00:41:15 What's your number? Not by much Not by much I think the tallest short The tallest short Yep 511 Okay you're bumping at an inch
Starting point is 00:41:24 Shortest tall Six foot Okay And I think And I think Euriken tall starts at six foot For me Like we're talking men
Starting point is 00:41:33 Yes talking men Yeah I think because I am quite tall For me That's what it is I'm not saying that that is The standard But I think for me
Starting point is 00:41:44 That's what it is And all of this is subjective People are texting in 5-7 is short Yeah we agree 5-8 is considered average In New Zealand apparently Interesting
Starting point is 00:41:53 Someone said what a load of crap Okay we've pissed someone off I wonder if they're short or tall. Is that a short king? Is that a short king? Is that a tall short or a short tall texting that in? Claudia, what's your range? I feel like it's relative to my height as well,
Starting point is 00:42:06 where I feel like if they were 510 feels like tall or average. Doesn't feel short. So 510's the start of tall for you? Yeah. Okay. And 59 would be... Nah, it doesn't feel short. It feels average.
Starting point is 00:42:18 A 58 is short. 510 is tall. 59 is just also... Do you know inches, Ella or you can't play? I'm confused. I think 5-9 is tall. Because you're tiny. Yeah, but L is like,
Starting point is 00:42:30 L is literally, how tall are you? I don't know. You're like 5-2? I'm 5-4, surely. I don't know if you're 5-4. I've been around and polled the Z-M girlies on this topic. The question was, where does tall start? Pixie, what height does tall start at?
Starting point is 00:42:48 6'5. Brooke, what height does tall start at? 6-7. No, maybe what height does tall start at? Taylor Swift's height, 5-11. Katie? I think it's 6-1 because people sort of like take themselves up the scale. But if you're actually 6-1, then yeah, you're tall.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Mm. Mm. Okay. Interesting. Brooke? Brooke said 6-7. 6-7 is the beginning of tall for her. I also have my, um, sexy height.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah, that's a very different conversation. That's like that conversation is what's your dream height. Like when I see this height out in the wild, it automatically gets my attention. And I think that's what Brooke, thinking about that's where she got her six seven that is different for me six five holy smokes is when i see a six five man out in the wild i'm like who is that so many people are texting in that the average height for a new kiwi male is five foot eight let's google it and i wonder if that's five foot eight kiwi men texting that i'm five foot eight what are you
Starting point is 00:43:46 are you an average man i'm an average kiwi man i'm six two oh yeah you're you're tall am i Are you tall? Am I tall? Yeah, you're tall. Yeah. I wouldn't say you're like really tall, but you're tall. You're good tall. 6-2 looking for confirmation that I'm tall.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Thanks guys. Do you need average assurance? It says here on the interwebs, the average height for a New Zealander, Kiwi man, varies by ethnic group with the European slash other and multi-male average around 5-9-and-a-half. Oh, 5-9-and-a-half? So 5.9.5 is the average. So you're an inch and a half short, 5-8 fellas. And then I'm just looking through the other categories, Pacifica peoples, 5-9.6, a little bit taller. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Nice. And then the overall average for New Zealand males across all ethnicities. 5-9. 5-9. Oh, God, I'm above average for a Kiwi male. Above average. You're a big fella. I am a big fella.
Starting point is 00:44:49 That is Franklin Free and Gator Let's rock Let's do this dance where you test our gator
Starting point is 00:44:59 All we do is ask one question It's not a leading question Just a basic question To get your vibe And then we'll guess If you're gay or straight You got four out of five
Starting point is 00:45:10 Last week I think I got zero out of five So the only way is up The only way is up And first person On that upward trajectory Is you, Jesse, good afternoon Hi, Jessie.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Good afternoon. Happy birthday, by the way. Oh, thank you, Jessie. That's so kind of you to say. Jesse, Jessie, Jessie. Our non-leading question for you this afternoon is, are you, would you consider yourself, a night owl or an early riser? Oh, definitely a night owl.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I hate the morning so much. You're very sure on that? Absolutely, 100% sure. Can't tell you how I got this feeling, but my gaitar's going off. off. Jesse's gay. My gaydar says gay. Jesse? Yep. Are you gay? No.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Oh. Are you straight? Yeah. You threw us for a loop. I'm sitting next to my partner right now. And he's obviously a guy. You don't have to prove it. We believe you. Put him on the phone. Put him on the phone. We want proof. No, I'm just kidding. Jesse. I'm joking. We start with a loss. Let's go to Monique on Gaydar. Hi, Monique. Hi, Monique. Hey, Monique. Hey, guys. How are you today? Good, thanks. We're not off to a good start, Monique.
Starting point is 00:46:22 No, no, I heard that. But hopefully you can get us on the right track. Are you a night owl or an early riser? I'm actually kind of more of an afternoon person. A bit of afternoon delight. What does that mean? Of afternoon delight. Oh, that's not really, okay, wow.
Starting point is 00:46:43 So your favourite time of day is afternoon? Yeah, that's when I usually peak, yeah. I reckon Monique's gay Me too Monique Yes Are you gay?
Starting point is 00:46:57 I do not eat Taco, no Monique I'm sorry Manique Happy birthday Great Thank you
Starting point is 00:47:09 Monique Appreciate that What a way to answer Tony's here Hi Tony Hi Tony We're going badly, Tony. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:22 We're going down, unlike Monique. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. Night owl, early riser. Oh, I'd have to say an early riser. I'm a bit of a manor. I'm in bed by like 8.30. Do I, is that an accent? No, no, I'm a Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Oh, I thought you had a bit of a bit of an English accent. I got a bit of Ozzy bit of English just before. Yeah, I have heard that. Yeah. Okay, interesting. Tony's gay. Tony gay. Tony, you gay?
Starting point is 00:47:56 Yes. Yes, we got one. Finally, thank you, Tony. Where have you been on my life, Tony? Was it the accent? Yeah, yeah, that was it. Yeah, through us. We were like, those Aussies.
Starting point is 00:48:08 None of those straight people had an accent. Those Aussies and those people from the UK, all raging homosexuals. We have to get both of the remaining callers to count this week as a win, And we go to Louis. Hi, Louie. Hi, Louie. How are you? Good, thank you, mate.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Is it Louis or Louis? Louis. Louis. Louie. Our producers have ridden you in as Louis. I think because it's spelled... They want us to think he was gay. No.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Okay, Louie, are you night out, early riser. What's it for you? Early wiser there. How early are we talking, Louis? About five o'clock in the morning. Do you have an accent? No. I am a Kiwi, a Māori.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Kiwi born and bred. Louis is straight. Straight, Louis? Yep, you are. Yeah, we got him. There he is. We got him. Thanks, Louis.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Thank you very much. They tried to throw us off by calling him Louie. Louie. No way. Cody's here. We have to get Cody for this to be a win. Come on, Cody. We're sitting at 50%.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Hey, Cody. We're sitting at 50% with one person to go. Happy birthday, by the way. Thank you, Cody. People are so sweet. Are the producers telling you? Another Australian, I have to tell you happy birthday. Oh, stop.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Thanks, Cody. Cody, are you an early riser or a night owl? Definitely a night owl. But unfortunately, my work starts at 7. You have to be an early riser. He's a night owl who's forced to be an early riser. Corporate, you know what I'm saying? Cody sounds hot and I think he's a hot gay man.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Do you? Yep. Cody sounds hot and I think he's a hot straight man. Cody? I am by. I win! You fall on Bree side of the ledger. Let's go, Cody!
Starting point is 00:50:06 And how hot are you, Cody? It's pretty hot. Yeah. We knew it. I'll say that. I'm pretty hot. All games. and buy men are hot.
Starting point is 00:50:17 They look after themselves. God, that's a generalisation. It's a good generalisation. Am I right, Cody? A lot of gay and by men look after themselves. It's true. It's a lot of time they're in. Yep.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Well, thanks for playing, Cody. It's a win for Brea loss for me this week. No, you did better than last week. I did better than last week, yeah. And that's a win. There you go. Next, are we doing this? We don't have to do this.
Starting point is 00:50:42 We can skip it. I think the people want it. Well, actually, let's see. Text us on 9-696 if you want us to rage bait Clint for the second time. I don't think you've got a second one, in you? That's your opinion? I think you peaked. I think you used all your rage on the first one.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Whatever you want to say to make yourself feel better. ZD.M.'s brand clint. A couple of weeks ago, we rage baited you. You did? And we posted it online. And there has been a huge demand for part two of Rage painting, Clint. I've seen in the comments people asking for this to become a regular feature.
Starting point is 00:51:19 People are like, we need more. We need more of this. I will say that you guys did get me. Okay, that's... We know that. You did get me in a first of a lot. That's unusual for him to be honest. But I will say that I don't believe you've got any more in you.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Okay. In the break, during that song, Clint was shouting at all of us. Good luck, guys. Good luck. Good luck trying to get me again. No, I've had to done a lot of self-realisation since that last video came out. And I don't think I'm as rage-bateable as I was back then. Okay, stop being so dramatic.
Starting point is 00:51:54 You're already sweating. It literally is already there. Who wants to go first? I can kick it off. You go on. Clint, I just want to say I'm loving the new haircut you're going for. Thank you. You're trying something different.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Thank you. It's very ruby rose. from Orange is the New Black? Yeah. Wasn't she bald? No, she had a little pixie cut. Not a...
Starting point is 00:52:20 Okay, yeah, cool. Thanks, Bree. That's not what I was going for, but I appreciate the compliment. Hey, you're welcome. You are welcome. Very Missy Higgins. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Missy Higgins. Actually, probably more Missy Higgins, I'd say. Yeah, more Missy Higgins. You've always been a fan of her. Uh-huh. Did you take a pair of her? picture into your barber? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Leave me with a scar. This segment will. Who's up next? Me, Clint. Taylor Swift, you love her. Yeah, correct. You play her in the car with your kids. Every day.
Starting point is 00:52:57 My daughter's a huge fan. And I'd say you're a Swifty. And I'm so stoked, Clint, that me and you can both agree that she's the biggest artist in the world. Correct. She is the biggest artist in the world currently. Like the best. Best artist, a legacy. She's like Shakespeare.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Do you reckon he knows enough about Taylor Swift to like comment on it? No, he doesn't. Probably not. Hang on, hang on. I listen to more Taylor Swift than you do. Glenn, the grown-ups are talking. Just hold on a second. Just pot down for a second.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Because like he knows who she is, but does he know what she's about? I don't. I'm trying to talk. Okay? You'll have you a moment. Give me a second. I'm so not used to being cut off. I know.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Welcome to our world. Is this why some guys go and see a dominatrix? I feel like it is. Yeah, yeah. Did you like it? No, I didn't say that. I just said it's a new feeling. I feel like you don't like it.
Starting point is 00:53:56 It's just a strange, unusual feeling. Look at it. I'd be so tense. No. Relax, man. No, I am relaxed. I'm enjoying this. This is good stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:05 You know how they haven't picked a new James Bond yet? Yeah. I reckon, and girls, you back. me up on this and I feel like Clint will be with me on this. I think the next James Bond should be a woman. Oh, yeah. What, weren't you saying that you thought
Starting point is 00:54:20 Melissa McCarthy would be a good James Bond? Almost anyone but, but yeah, not a bad idea. Or Idris Elber is my next pick. He's too old. No, but he 100% could be James Bond. Yeah, he's an old guy. He's literally old. I'm not even kidding.
Starting point is 00:54:38 How long has he been 007ing for? He's like 50. He's middle age. James Bond's like 32. Daniel Craig is not 32. Daniel Craig is an older man. What are you on? True, true.
Starting point is 00:54:50 What do I know? I don't watch it. What do I know? Clint? Yeah. I'm taking up a new hobby. I want a DJ and I know you DJ. I was going to ask you for lessons, but actually it's really easy.
Starting point is 00:55:01 I honestly think you just push some buttons and like... Yeah, you do. And then you jump up and down a bit. Yeah, honestly. I don't really know why you get paid for it, to be honest. Yeah, neither, neither, yeah. Can you type something on your computer for me real quick? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I knew he was a one-finger-type guy. Who do you reckon would win in a fight out of us three and Clint? I think we'd all beat him, yeah. Only Ella, alone. Yeah, on her own. Good stuff, guys. Thanks for that. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. You're over your little hissy fit yet?
Starting point is 00:55:36 Yeah. Mm-hmm. You calm down. You calm down from your emotional. emotional state. See, I want to give you no reaction, but it doesn't really work as a radio host. You know, I kind of have to give you something. Yeah, that's the reason.
Starting point is 00:55:50 That's such a Joe Rogan thing to say. The segment's over. Which makes sense because you're a Joe Rogan kind of guy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do you guys want to do a birthday banger next? Sure. Yeah. We should move along.
Starting point is 00:56:06 We should move along. 0800 dials at M if you want to know your birthday banger. And it's a special treat brief for your new birthday. We'll work out your new birthday banger too. The ZM Podcast Network. We do a birthday banger. It's the number one song on your 16th birthday, and let's do another one. Free and clings.
Starting point is 00:56:24 All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Number one songs when you turn 16, and we'll do three. Hudson is going to do dad's birthday banger. Hey Hudson. Hi Hudson. Hi. That's nice of you to do dads.
Starting point is 00:56:38 How old are you? Five. And how old, what's your dad's name? Blair. Hey, this could be like an early Father's Day present for your dad, Hudson. This could be. Yes. Hey, Hudson, all we need is dad's birthday.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah. 19. 19. Of February. Of February. 19994. Oh, you did so well, Hudson. That means your dad was 16 in 2010.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And on his 16th birthday, this was number one. Never be the same If we ever meet again That's a cool song Hudson, do you like it? My mum's favourite It's your mom's favourite Okay, well that works out well
Starting point is 00:57:26 Wait there Good job Hudson's very cute He's five, he did so good Let's do Steph's birthday banger Hi Steph Hi Steph Hi
Starting point is 00:57:36 Are you five as well No I may be there I have a five-year-old, but I'm not back. Hey, Steph, what's your birthday, mate? 17th of March, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. And Steph, here's your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Wow, Steph. No, we can go another song. Yes, the song. It's an R&B slash country bop from Nellie and Tim McGraw. I don't feel like Steph's into it. I'm so into it. I'm into it. Yeah. I like Tim McGraw, but if he's country.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Yeah, he's coming. Tim McGraw's coming to the country as well, yeah. I've seen him in concert before. One of the best shows I've ever been to. Highly recommend. Oh, I don't reckon you're giving enough credit, Steph. I reckon if it played you'd like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Maybe we have to do that one then. Yeah, we might have to. Wait there. We've got to see if Alicia's one's going to beat it. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, how's the going. Good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:58:40 What have you been doing? today? Not much, but a pure heaven. God, I heard the sigh in your... You were just like... Hello. Hello! Oh, quick.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Everyone, act like everything's fine. Hi! How are you? Guys, I said that's a first-time caller. Oh! First-time caller. First-time caller. Might be the cutest first-time caller we've ever had.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Alicia, back on you for a second. What's your date of birth? 11th, February, 1984. All right, Alicia, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on that day, this was number one. A sleep. Wow. A nap.
Starting point is 00:59:29 A break. 10 minutes to myself. Someone to cook me a meal. Do you like it, Alicia? Yeah, it's all right. It's all right. What one would you pick out of the three, Alicia? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Alicia's like, don't ask me to make another bloody decision. Well, this is in the mix too, seeing as it's Bree's new birthday today because she picked her own birthday the 3rd of September, that means she would have been 16 on the 3rd of September 2005, and on that day, this was number one. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? Wrong. Don't you wish your girlfriend was...
Starting point is 01:00:09 And that can be in the picking as well. Oh, God, there's four to pick from today, okay. I'm voting for, sorry I know it's your fake birthday, but I'm voting for Christina. Are you? Yeah. God, I thought you were going to go with Nelly. I was. I'm going with Nelly.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Claudia? I can't vote against Bri on her birthday, but I wanted Christina. You can vote for whatever you want. Okay, I'm voting Christina. Yeah. I mean, you know, people, I'm used to people not acknowledging me on my birthday. I already made you a cheese player. That's true.
Starting point is 01:00:45 You've done enough. Alicia, you win birthday banger. Well done. Woo! There you go, Alicia. Alicia's like, would have rather than nap. I want to thank you for giving me time to breathe like a rocky way you so recently. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Christina Aguilera and what a girl wants that's Alicia's birthday banger it was number one on the 11th of February in the year 2000 the day that Alicia
Starting point is 01:01:16 turned 16 today is the day that Bree turns 36 because it's your new chosen birthday if you missed that we decided way back in January
Starting point is 01:01:25 that your birthday sucks so you get to make up a new one I can't believe I didn't do this earlier yeah I know right
Starting point is 01:01:32 we've got to give credit to Jeremy Wells it was his idea and he encouraged you to do it I 100% want a new birthday. Good on you!
Starting point is 01:01:39 Yeah, I think it's a great concept. I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September. Third. You feel... I feel September-ish. You just seem like a spring breath of fresh year. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:01:49 So far, you're enjoying your new birthday. You've had cake. I've had an office little... A little office afternoon tea. We've had a little message from your partner. Happy birthday, babe. This one's all about you, not Jesus on New Year's. I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you and all of our friends because
Starting point is 01:02:05 everyone's around. Woo-hoo! And guess who won't be present? Jesus. Because Bree's birthday are the birthday, her dead birthday, too close to Christmas. Yeah. Too close to Christmas. Nobody cared.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Close to Christmas, close to New Year's. Everyone's always on holidays. There is one more message for you, for your birthday. And it's from the person who inspired the new birthday. The taskmaster himself, Jeremy Wells. Hi, Barry. It's Jeremy Wells here. I have heard that it's your birthday today.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Not only is it your birthday, but you have taken. taken my advice and moved your birthday from January to a time when everybody can celebrate and enjoy it for what it is. So congratulations on the step. And happy birthday. Happy new birthday. God. I wonder if that'll get me five points on Monday night.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Taskmaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? That's from the Taskmaster himself. Went over the Taskmaster. God, that's so cool, guys. So, yes, enjoy your birthday. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 01:03:06 I really appreciate that. Thanks for all the messages that are coming out. The time and the effort and, yeah, people messaging. It's nice to be remembered on my birthday. It's an unusual feeling. As ZM's Breedlin podcast. Plent reverse trivia. If the answer's Sunday, what might the question be?
Starting point is 01:03:25 Father's day is on Sunday. That's right. Give it the prize. It is the anniversary. I don't even know what anniversary it is of the greatest radio break in New Zealand radio history. It's a part of New Zealand. pop culture. Absolutely. It's part of our folklore. I think it's gone further than New Zealand as
Starting point is 01:03:41 well. Oh yeah. But every Father's Day, we like to whip it out. February 1st trivia, answer tonight Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's... Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:59 So good. Protect that woman at all costs. She is an angel. A New Zealand icon, some say. And We like to every year roll that game out and test the people of New Zealand to see if they know their reverse trivia. Absolutely. And today... Hi, you have reached the Taterringy RSA.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Let's see if they know the answer. Dial one. Mm-hmm. Hello, it's a Romeroa. RSA. Kate and welcome to Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? Hello? Cat, are you there?
Starting point is 01:04:42 Yes. Cat, it's Brian Clint from ZM. Are you ready to win 50 KFC chicken dollars? If the answer is Sunday, Cat, what might the question be? Are you there, Cat? Kitty Cat? Kedster? Katie Kat?
Starting point is 01:05:13 Cat. If the answer's Sunday, what might the question be? Oh. I think we lost Kat. Bug. Well, can try again tomorrow. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from three on ZM.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Thank you.

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